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Episode 55: She’s About To Attack · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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Speaker 1: Friday again, getting through another episode of the Tom and
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Speaker 1: Jerry Shaw. Do you know what, I don't know what
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Speaker 1: you think about this Donald Trump character. I knew a
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Speaker 1: good Donald once, right, good money were all the same.
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind having a go on that big tower
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Speaker 1: that he has there in New York. Looks like at
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Speaker 1: least a fifty ladder job. So it does maybe fix
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Speaker 1: up a bit of weather and damage or what have you,
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Speaker 1: though you wouldn't know what you'd see through those windows.
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Speaker 1: You might see someone you weren't supposed and then you
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Speaker 1: know what them Cia was. You know, they're like, won't
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Speaker 1: they give you aftery out with the Undertaker? I reckon,
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Speaker 1: I reckon, I've said too much. Maybe a safer here
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Speaker 1: on the boat and skyline as I am anyways, hear
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Speaker 1: the lads, I'll see thee maybe then.
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Speaker 2: Gentlemen, you're very welcome to this week's episode of Tom
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Speaker 2: and Jerry Show. I'm Jerry McBride, that's Tom. O'many If
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Speaker 2: you're wondering why I'm speaking so slowly and deliberately, it's
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Speaker 2: that I hurt my lower back and I dare not
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Speaker 2: make any sort of animated movement whatsoever.
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Speaker 1: And if you're wondering why this does sound like some
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Speaker 1: elderly radio show on a Sunday morning. That's exactly what
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Speaker 1: the fucking is with Jerry hurting his back from I
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Speaker 1: can only imagine what you heard. You did something like
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Speaker 1: you were reaching for our words as original while watching
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Speaker 1: m mind.
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Speaker 2: You know, there's no I'd love if there was a
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Speaker 2: great story to kick off the podcast, but like, my
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Speaker 2: back has been sore for the past week or so,
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Speaker 2: and just today I made like a I don't know,
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Speaker 2: I'm not going to keep the voice up the whole episode.
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Speaker 2: That was just a bit, but it is sour ace. Fuck.
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Speaker 2: I made like a seven degree turn in motion and
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Speaker 2: that was it. That was it. Seven degrees range of motion.
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Speaker 2: My back just was like nah, nope, not on air
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Speaker 2: watch and threw my back out. Never knew that that was,
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Speaker 2: you know, a thing that happens, but I threw my
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Speaker 2: back out. What can I say?
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Speaker 1: I can only apologize to if people could hear heavy
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Speaker 1: breathing ASMR style in the background, it's not actually me,
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Speaker 1: Well it might be, but it's not what you'll probably hear.
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Speaker 1: It's the fucking dog has decided because of course she's
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Speaker 1: gotten cleaning as full. We were away for the weekend
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Speaker 1: and left her down to the parents. And I say
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Speaker 1: away for the weekend. We left her down to the
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Speaker 1: parents for two days.
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Speaker 2: Oh suffering Jesus Christ.
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Speaker 1: It's where she had been on what they call it
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Speaker 1: the the you know, when the aristocracy would go off
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Speaker 1: around the world and their tour, their fucking grand tour
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Speaker 1: back in the seventeen hundreds, the fuck cleanliness. So she's
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Speaker 1: here now, asleep on the floor beside me, giving it
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Speaker 1: a fucking loads like and now she's oof and up
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Speaker 1: air all around her.
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Speaker 2: Well you know she'll she'll match mesally over here going
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Speaker 2: like if you if you, if you listen carefully, you'll
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Speaker 2: hear me, just go like you'll hear just as you
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Speaker 2: heard there, you'll hear me. Put the thing on mute
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Speaker 2: just so I can go.
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Speaker 1: Was that the extent of your wildness? This is the
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Speaker 1: coming to you. We're recording on the Monday at.
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Speaker 2: The no, the bank callardy were giving up for you,
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Speaker 2: fine folks.
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Speaker 1: So it was that the extent of it? Or was
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Speaker 1: that the biggest part of your weekend?
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Speaker 2: Or no, that just happened, that was nice enough to
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Speaker 2: happen just this morning, just when I was relaxing into
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Speaker 2: maybe I'll get a few jobs done, maybe you get
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Speaker 2: a power, a bit of power Washington, this kind of crack.
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Speaker 2: And my back was like, no, take a seats on.
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Speaker 2: But you were more than busy for the two of us. Tom,
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Speaker 2: you were getting internet to your house and we had
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Speaker 2: a way that only Tom. O'man he could.
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Speaker 1: Your man landed on last week and he was like,
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Speaker 1: of course, when you look it up online, they'll go
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Speaker 1: one hundred percent. We have we can't get you internet,
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Speaker 1: no problem, one hundred percent. I'm like, okay, all right,
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Speaker 1: we are in the middle of a forest. This would
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Speaker 1: be interesting. They rock up and the guys in fairness
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Speaker 1: is like, no, there is a wire maybe thirty meters away,
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Speaker 1: but it's across that fucking mountain creek that glen and
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Speaker 1: he said, and I can't see it from here, and
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Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. I'm like, what do
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Speaker 1: you need me to do? How do you what do
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Speaker 1: you need to do? Is I need to get a
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Speaker 1: cable straight across? I'm like, all right, And.
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Speaker 2: We did.
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Speaker 1: We did some hair cutting of some foliage, so we
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Speaker 1: did some trim we did some trimming, and I'll tell
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Speaker 1: you and in all the big sols and every we
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Speaker 1: have around the place, myself and the old Man. The
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Speaker 1: best billy kit was out of a well known, discounted
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Speaker 1: superstore where the middle aisle tends to have interesting things. Yes,
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Speaker 1: fuck me, they have this mini electric chaine, I think
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Speaker 1: on and it's they caught it a lupper or.
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Speaker 2: The one on the pole. I think. I think the
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Speaker 2: old Man is one of them as well.
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Speaker 1: This thing worked. Now, in fairness, you think it's.
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Speaker 2: The my old man at the age, just to be
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Speaker 2: cotton down trees. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and this thing it
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Speaker 2: was a joy.
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Speaker 1: Like literally branches four or five meters up I was getting,
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Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? It was like, oh, perfect,
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Speaker 1: I don't have to drop the entire fucking tree. I
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Speaker 1: can just give this a haircut with this little tremor.
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Speaker 2: Literly cutting holes through the middle of a tree here.
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Speaker 1: But we we we got that down early Friday and
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Speaker 1: then went off to beautiful don Garvan slash Plana for
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Speaker 1: the weekend because I was gigging with the one and
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Speaker 1: only Deodocaine last night, so I figured we'd we'd figure
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Speaker 1: it effector in a bit of a holiday while down
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Speaker 1: in the sunny southeast, and you know it was lovely.
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Speaker 2: There was lovely.
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Speaker 1: Fuck called bastards around the place here.
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Speaker 2: You know what, I'm going to tell you that if
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Speaker 2: you go anywhere and there is a minimal amount of
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Speaker 2: bastards in it, it's going to be overall and enjoyable experience.
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Speaker 1: Like I didn't. It doesn't need to have hurdy gurdies,
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Speaker 1: it doesn't need to have anything young flowers out. He's
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Speaker 1: you know, he's smashing up crabs and everything else and
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Speaker 1: smashing all the shells and he's delighted to himself down
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Speaker 1: at the beach. But no bastards animal, no bastards around
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Speaker 1: it all. Everybody was well behaved with their dogs not
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Speaker 1: shiting on the beach, do you know? I mean everybody
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Speaker 1: was a respectful, sound, sound personal like they didn't see to
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Speaker 1: any bastards. And I didn't realize that that's what I
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Speaker 1: need from a holiday. Just don't have any bastards around
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Speaker 1: me and I'll be absolutely fine. I'll be anywhere, drop
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Speaker 1: me anywhere as as long as there's no For fox sake,
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Speaker 1: look at this crowd now coming.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and Tom, do you think the people on the
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Speaker 2: beach shared that.
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Speaker 1: I that did cross my mind. Maybe I'm the bastard.
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Speaker 1: Maybe I'm the bastard, all right, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Like, oh realize day we had there before Tom o'manny
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Speaker 2: landed with twigs in his hair, literal twigs in his
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Speaker 2: hair from getting broadband out of it. But there you go,
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Speaker 2: like we got broadband to your house. We are doing
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Speaker 2: the Tom and Jerry Show. So I think it's you know,
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Speaker 2: several trees died to bring you this podcast. We are
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Speaker 2: going to plant a few more, aren't we. Tom.
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Speaker 1: I've actually got nineteen trees on site to plant.
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Speaker 2: There you go, so native native comments about it, keeping
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Speaker 2: to yourself.
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Speaker 1: And most of the ones I caught were those Douglas
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Speaker 1: for you know, absolute dead his own bastards that shouldn't
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Speaker 1: be here anyway. So I'm replaced. I will be replacing
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Speaker 1: it with good conscious with native Irish trees, thank you
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Speaker 1: very much.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, big old trees or some such. I don't know
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Speaker 2: much about trees. I'm out of my debt and I
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Speaker 2: want to get out. I want to get out of me,
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Speaker 2: out of my debt and jump into being further out
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Speaker 2: of me. Dept. Tom Good with the first segment of
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Speaker 2: the show, where long term listeners and indeed the odd
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Speaker 2: struggle that we pick up here and there will know
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Speaker 2: that me and Tom take a look at the news
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Speaker 2: from the week to see what was the big brew haha,
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Speaker 2: the scuttle, but what was the weekly what have you?
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Speaker 2: This is a very complicated case, mod you know, a
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Speaker 2: lot of I a lot of outs, a lot of
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Speaker 2: what have you, and a lot of strands to keep
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Speaker 2: in my head. Man. Now, Tom, we've a saying up
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Speaker 2: and nornon to avoid something. If you want to avoid something,
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Speaker 2: you go around it, like pig ship in a hole,
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Speaker 2: all right, as you would naturally avoid pig shit Imagine
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Speaker 2: how much you would avoid pig shit in the hole.
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Speaker 2: That's how much we avoid. We don't get into it.
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Speaker 2: Not what we're here for. And God knows the man
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Speaker 2: in charge of the United States right now. I, in
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Speaker 2: a previous life as a writer for a satirical website
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Speaker 2: in Ireland, spent eight goddamn years writing about this man,
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Speaker 2: and I never wanted to breathe his name ever again.
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Speaker 2: Enjoy my retirement for never mentioning this chap again. But
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Speaker 2: we feel this week we better give Donald Trump a
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Speaker 2: bit of a mention because he has and he's never
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Speaker 2: been one to be shy on Twitter. Tom He's never
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Speaker 2: been one to be shy on social media. But just
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Speaker 2: this week and the passing of Pope Francis, President Trump
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Speaker 2: tweeted and truth social a picture of himself an AI
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Speaker 2: generated image of himself as the Pope, followed up closely
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Speaker 2: thereafter for May the fourth Star Wars Day as a
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Speaker 2: picture of himself as a Jedi Knight.
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Speaker 1: I mean, in certain a lot of people, I say,
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Speaker 1: kneecapper going to be fucking rage overdy because on both fronts,
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Speaker 1: I'd imagine they've got to write a song about it
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Speaker 1: or something.
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Speaker 2: Traditionally mellowed, traditionally mellow and reasonable folk kneecap. Everybody's mad
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Speaker 2: at that. Everybody's mad at them. The Catholics are mad
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Speaker 2: at them. I dare say the Protestants are mad at them.
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Speaker 2: Star Wars fans are mad at them. And he just
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Speaker 2: posts these things with with with with respect to the
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Speaker 2: President of the United States, with the ramblins of a
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Speaker 2: fucking mad man. But sure this is it.
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Speaker 1: You only told like I don't follow him on anything else,
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Speaker 1: but you'd see the you know posts, But.
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Speaker 2: I see them. I don't follow.
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Speaker 1: I don't get to see any of those funny ones.
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Speaker 1: But I don't see much anymay more. But all I
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Speaker 1: can do is call it for what it is, just
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Speaker 1: like the previous fellow, an oul mad bastard shouldn't be
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Speaker 1: letting near these fucking scenarios, like he's not speedy, is he?
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Speaker 2: He's on them? There, here's what it is, Tom now,
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Speaker 2: and we you know President Trump having a moment in
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Speaker 2: the White House is indeed the weekly what have you.
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Speaker 2: But it gave us just enough meet on the comedy
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Speaker 2: bone to say, you know what I'm going to tell you.
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Speaker 2: I don't think the man wants to be pope. I
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Speaker 2: don't think the man has ever watched the Star Wars movie.
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Speaker 2: But this is what happens. This is what happens when
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Speaker 2: you let out people on the internet A hundred.
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Speaker 1: Percent, one hundred and ten percent. You let him anywhere
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Speaker 1: near and suffered in Jesus their first week, any outperson
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Speaker 1: related to you is anywhere near the internet the first
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Speaker 1: week that it's introduced him, you will be spenmed to debt.
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Speaker 1: Oh my, like every time I called him my hand laws.
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Speaker 1: I have to pretty much debogue. I have to take
10:39
Speaker 1: metaphorical fucking debt all to their phone because they will
10:43
Speaker 1: have every fucking like hokey app that'll agree to everything,
10:51
Speaker 1: and their phone is just littered. Now, why why am
10:55
Speaker 1: I getting updates from Chwang Cheng the province. I'm like,
11:00
Speaker 1: because you agree to it, and they're getting like your
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Speaker 1: news updates from someplace in the back of beyinds in China.
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Speaker 1: I'm like, what is this? Like?
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Speaker 2: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: It turns out I'm going to be a crane driver
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Speaker 1: next week. How are you? We need to get you
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Speaker 1: a brick phone? Go back to the thirty two ten
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Speaker 1: for you. This is an absolute travesty.
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Speaker 2: It's very like, it's very like anytime the children get
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Speaker 2: ahold of a tablet or what not? Tom again, do
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Speaker 2: you want notifications from Baby Panda Build a Bear app?
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Speaker 2: Do you want notifications on the hour for that? Yeah?
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Speaker 2: Of course I'd love that.
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Speaker 1: I love that you do.
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Speaker 2: I want notifications from Princess Island makeup tutorial or freaking
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Speaker 2: you know, Sarsfield conqueror game apps ever the fuck what
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Speaker 2: it might be? Yeah? Sure notifications, Yeah, for sure. Get
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Speaker 2: all this and you open up the tablet and it's
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Speaker 2: just like a litany of notifications five hundred a day
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Speaker 2: and then to be giving out like oh I can't
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Speaker 2: see anything. Yeah, well no shit. And it's the same
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Speaker 2: with people like you know, anytime you talked to an
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Speaker 2: old person before, you wouldn't clear that message. Stop, well
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Speaker 2: you stop. You wouldn't hear that message. There's a load
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Speaker 2: of messages there. I can't yet. You wouldn't hear all
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Speaker 2: that every time.
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Speaker 1: And it's like down through the years. And I looked
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Speaker 1: it up again when you mentioned it. I looked it
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Speaker 1: up again because I know I've seen sights where people
12:18
Speaker 1: have garnered all the best out people things on social media.
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Speaker 1: And one of the best ones I remember it was
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Speaker 1: somebody's grandmother. Just just do you know you can put
12:29
Speaker 1: like now on Facebook because you you you want to
12:31
Speaker 1: just write something in the in the watch, you know,
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Speaker 1: your status bar or whatever. They allow you to put
12:36
Speaker 1: like a filter behind it, so you want to put
12:38
Speaker 1: a night a nice pink filter maybe of an emoji
12:43
Speaker 1: built in. And it's just I remember there was just
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Speaker 1: this woman like as if she was slammed duncan. I
12:48
Speaker 1: think this emoji woman just slam duncan a situation but
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Speaker 1: written in the text, written in the box. Because they
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Speaker 1: unplugged Margaret last night.
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Speaker 2: Like with the greatest of respect for our for our
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Speaker 2: peers and elders.
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Speaker 1: Horses for courses, Jarry here now, horses for courses.
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Speaker 2: And I gotta tell you, maybe I'm just gonna all
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Speaker 2: I can talk about is Irish old people, like you know,
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Speaker 2: not the easiest people in the world to train to
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Speaker 2: do anything.
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Speaker 1: Well unless it's an R I P dot I Jerry,
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Speaker 1: that's where even at that, yeah, even at that, can
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Speaker 1: you can you leave that? So? Can you leave?
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Speaker 2: Can you leave a.
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Speaker 1: Comment from me?
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Speaker 2: There wouldn'teah, you wouldn't even elk.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I have to do to tonight.
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Speaker 1: I swear to God, I have to do to tonight.
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Speaker 2: But just like that, I mean, like we've seen funny
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Speaker 2: examples tom on Facebook where people are replying public comments
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Speaker 2: not knowing it's a public thing, just thinking this is
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Speaker 2: a text message to the original poster and out themselves
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Speaker 2: as as you know, Oh I hate my neighbor and
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Speaker 2: all this kind of crack. And that's our people online.
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Speaker 2: But here's the thing, thumb, Now you throw AI in
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Speaker 2: on top of that. In trouble, all right, You're in
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Speaker 2: trouble because all the people I'm not saying all all
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Speaker 2: the people. Sorry the profile here, you know, but they
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Speaker 2: wouldn't have the skills to create images, They wouldn't have
14:15
Speaker 2: the skills to create memes. Who they wouldn't make their
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Speaker 2: own jokes or memes or funny images or things like that.
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Speaker 2: That's why they tend to share the same goddamn thing
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Speaker 2: you've seen fifty times already. Yeah, you know, it's just like, oh,
14:28
Speaker 2: some and so sent me this. I thought, I was, Yeah,
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Speaker 2: it's great, Okay, it's ten years old, but all right,
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Speaker 2: fair enough, love to see it, love to hear from you.
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Speaker 2: But now with AI, they really can create whatever they want.
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Speaker 2: And I think we're on the cusp of seeing some
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Speaker 2: absolute madness on social media over the next couple of years.
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Speaker 1: And not to drive drive it hard at old people
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Speaker 1: and we will come back to them. But do you
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Speaker 1: remember when like social media was just getting going and
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Speaker 1: that nobody fully understood it, Because I can remember a
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Speaker 1: day when it was seen as funny, but not as
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Speaker 1: funny as it is now we're looking back at it.
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Speaker 1: I remember, like Wayne Rooney, do you remember did you
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Speaker 1: ever see Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Wayne Rooney would tweet
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Speaker 1: like at a fucking teammate going do you still need
15:13
Speaker 1: picking up in the morning?
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Speaker 2: And it seemed like it seemed like the drippings of
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Speaker 2: an outthouse pocket what he was coming out with, like.
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Speaker 1: Do you need to do you need picking up in
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Speaker 1: the morning? And there's other mad ship he used to
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Speaker 1: come out when you're dude, this is this and so.
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Speaker 2: Wayne, dude, no, we can see this, my man, and
15:33
Speaker 2: so be it, and so be it with Trump. Okay,
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Speaker 2: So now I do believe Trump is acting at all
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Speaker 2: times with his own best interest at heart, and everybody
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Speaker 2: else is a far distance second. Every now and then
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Speaker 2: when it comes to tweeting the pope picture of himself
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Speaker 2: as the Pope, I think he's just being an old man.
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Speaker 2: That's like, that's funny.
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Speaker 1: Oh, that's that's what I saw.
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Speaker 2: Like you sure, mister, you're the president of the United States.
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Speaker 2: This is unbecoming of the office.
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Speaker 1: Sor I'd say, what happened now? This song? A nephew
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Speaker 1: sent him that anyway, Like he's the ego, the ego, Like,
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Speaker 1: I don't think he set out to go here, make
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Speaker 1: me up one there as me as the pope?
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Speaker 2: Would you?
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Speaker 1: I would say that one got sent him now by
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Speaker 1: a nephew, And he went and his ego is so
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Speaker 1: through the roof anyways. Never he's not nothing but net
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Speaker 1: for for in his head, and he's like, yeah, gone
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Speaker 1: to fuck yeah, post that, post that, and then put
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Speaker 1: the phone back in the pockets and think no more
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Speaker 1: about it, because he does. He's just answered the next
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Speaker 1: one like.
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Speaker 2: And again, like I said that, that's a lot of
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Speaker 2: that I think is like old people. Because here's what
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Speaker 2: I will say again for old people. And I'm not
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Speaker 2: just throwing all this tom I'm not throwing all this
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Speaker 2: at the door of the old people. I'll also throw
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Speaker 2: in just idiots in general. Ah. They may not walk around,
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Speaker 2: they may not be what's the phrase, They may not
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Speaker 2: be as chronically online as the rest of us do.
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Speaker 2: This is it.
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Speaker 1: You just do one one drop in the morning and
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Speaker 1: then one.
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Speaker 2: Drop in the morning and then might see it for
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Speaker 2: two or three days. Yeah yeah, yeah, no consequences, no
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Speaker 2: thought part to it, and that's the time they open
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Speaker 2: the phone, it's gone. It's like they don't know how
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Speaker 2: to work notifications. They don't know how to go back
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Speaker 2: and see. You know. Well, I mean if you're using
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Speaker 2: and maybe it's a better world for it, you.
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Speaker 1: Know, maybe if you're using something like Facebook, Nobody will
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Speaker 1: be able to tell you how to go back, because
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Speaker 1: that fucking disaster of a fucking thing is fucking absolutely.
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Speaker 2: I can't find stuff I want to see you on Facebook.
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Speaker 2: That's correct, Yeah, it's true.
17:26
Speaker 1: And I think you're right that when when old people
17:29
Speaker 1: throw up stuff. But that's that is social media for it.
17:31
Speaker 1: We we we all think everybody is thinking like us.
17:35
Speaker 1: And I don't mean just you and me. I mean
17:37
Speaker 1: you listening the listener, you can't help. But when you
17:40
Speaker 1: post something or you're looking at you just it's very
17:44
Speaker 1: easy to assume that everybody else that follows you or
17:47
Speaker 1: you follow them, you're friends with, they have the exact
17:49
Speaker 1: same social media habits as you, and they don't.
17:53
Speaker 2: They don't, they don't.
17:54
Speaker 1: Like I mean, I've gotten better now with leaving the
17:57
Speaker 1: phone down. I mean, once upon a time the fuck
17:59
Speaker 1: thing hanging off me. Now I'm getting better and trying
18:02
Speaker 1: more and more to leave it fucking down. But even still,
18:06
Speaker 1: I'm gone, how how can you just leave this?
18:09
Speaker 2: Just walk away and leave and just walk away from it?
18:11
Speaker 1: Yeah, and leave that?
18:12
Speaker 2: And like, maybe that's just how I misslf use social
18:14
Speaker 2: media because if I you know, as with the Tom
18:17
Speaker 2: and Jerry Show. When we say things on here now,
18:19
Speaker 2: we want to hear back from the listeners. We want
18:20
Speaker 2: to hear your thoughts. We want to get a bit
18:22
Speaker 2: of back and forth. Otherwise you're just shouting into a hole,
18:25
Speaker 2: which might very well be doing. You know, but if
18:29
Speaker 2: I if I tweet something, or if I reply to something,
18:31
Speaker 2: or if I ask a question on Twitter or Facebook
18:34
Speaker 2: or wherever it might be, God damn it, Tom, I'm
18:35
Speaker 2: going to check in an hour's time and see if
18:37
Speaker 2: anybody answer that.
18:38
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
18:39
Speaker 2: The older folks just seem to be like, ah, tweet
18:43
Speaker 2: a picture of a minion drinking a bottle of wine
18:45
Speaker 2: with a smiley face.
18:46
Speaker 1: And my work here is done the ego in one way,
18:52
Speaker 1: like the natural born ego to just go, that's it.
18:55
Speaker 1: You're welcome. And that's why you could see you could
18:59
Speaker 1: see your or a mad uncle doing the same thing
19:03
Speaker 1: with the whole thing like you could see him doing it,
19:05
Speaker 1: just throwing it up there and going. The lads will
19:07
Speaker 1: think that's guess because they think three people will see it.
19:11
Speaker 2: And and here's another thing with older people. And I
19:14
Speaker 2: dare say we get back to Trump now in one week. Second,
19:16
Speaker 2: but I dare say with older people, they're very like
19:18
Speaker 2: how we were with the Internet twenty years ago, whereas
19:21
Speaker 2: if you did get into a bit of a back
19:23
Speaker 2: and forth with somebody, you would get tick and you
19:26
Speaker 2: would or maybe you'd get maybe you get on the
19:28
Speaker 2: wrong side of it and someone say, I'm gonna come
19:30
Speaker 2: fucking kick the shit out of you now tomorrow. I
19:32
Speaker 2: know where you live, you say yourself, just maybe he does,
19:35
Speaker 2: like you know, you don't know, you don't know, yeah, yeah,
19:39
Speaker 2: descend into real world violence. Old people, I think are
19:43
Speaker 2: still back there because when they get mad, they get
19:46
Speaker 2: mad as hell. Oh Jesus Christ, get you. Tell me
19:50
Speaker 2: your real name now, and I'm gonna you will see
19:53
Speaker 2: now in the morning, I'll report you to the guards
19:56
Speaker 2: that the guards want to hear. Betsy from Minorti bringing
20:00
Speaker 2: up saying as a young lad called me a silly
20:02
Speaker 2: bitch on that Facebook his names you know whole Cogan
20:06
Speaker 2: sixty five. You know it's just made up ship. Yeah,
20:11
Speaker 2: we can't, we can't help you there, love, And.
20:13
Speaker 1: That's that's exactly like. I don't think the full depth
20:17
Speaker 1: or ramifications of what people we'll call them. I'm not
20:21
Speaker 1: aligned with old people idiots, but you know what I mean,
20:22
Speaker 1: people who wouldn't have any awareness, what don't they don't
20:25
Speaker 1: think that at least to the next stage where they're going.
20:28
Speaker 1: I'm in the moment and this is happening right now.
20:31
Speaker 1: It's like when you see ol ones from you know,
20:34
Speaker 1: two Mile Boroughs sharing, you know, a missing dog in Plymouth, Like,
20:40
Speaker 1: has anybody seen rose? That's anybody like? It's very kind
20:45
Speaker 1: of you. They're catching but that dog that dogs in
20:48
Speaker 1: another country?
20:49
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, better again, did you happen to check there, Doris?
20:53
Speaker 2: Did you happen to check when that dog went missing?
20:55
Speaker 2: Because if you look at the original post, that dog's
20:57
Speaker 2: been went missing five years ago. Your heart's in the
21:01
Speaker 2: right place, love, don't get me wrong. Your heart's in
21:03
Speaker 2: the right place. But that dog is either found or
21:05
Speaker 2: long dead, one or the other. Your assistance, your your
21:10
Speaker 2: your assistance is not required right here. Yeah, but God
21:14
Speaker 2: love you for trying. But so be it. With Trump,
21:16
Speaker 2: We'll go back to Trump and let me get the
21:17
Speaker 2: hell off. And there I can't divide the man talking
21:19
Speaker 2: about him, Like I said, I talked about him for
21:21
Speaker 2: a long time. I talked about him enough. Whereas you know,
21:26
Speaker 2: most people will get a little bit sore and be
21:28
Speaker 2: like I can't tell you one thing. That's why I
21:30
Speaker 2: was there. I'd kick the nuts off my a this
21:33
Speaker 2: kind of crack. Yeah, I dare say Trump, if he
21:37
Speaker 2: gets enough negative comments online, he will bomb the Lebanon
21:42
Speaker 2: Like over.
21:46
Speaker 1: That's the thing. He's like an out fucking out you
21:51
Speaker 1: can out rat or something that you know you can
21:54
Speaker 1: that's a rat over there. I don't mind see that
21:56
Speaker 1: it's sore about it.
21:57
Speaker 2: And like, you know, he has the money and the power, Yeah,
22:00
Speaker 2: follow through with these things.
22:02
Speaker 1: That's the thing. Like we're you know, we're talking about
22:04
Speaker 1: you know, Catherin and Hu Malborough's they're talking about the
22:06
Speaker 1: dog and it's like, well, there's no consequence at all
22:08
Speaker 1: tall this that man bastard. And he's like, let's be honest.
22:13
Speaker 2: He at eighty what age of your average what age did.
22:18
Speaker 1: Your average overweight American? Even with great healthcare diet? Do
22:22
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, like, let's be honest,
22:26
Speaker 1: they did a lot of miles on that clock. There
22:27
Speaker 1: isn't there just fucking isn't. Like, so he could with
22:31
Speaker 1: enough negative comments go a fuck this and blow some
22:35
Speaker 1: poor bustards to fucking Kingdom.
22:36
Speaker 2: Come like I mean, Tom, we're talking about a man
22:40
Speaker 2: who abandoned his life to run for presidency because he
22:43
Speaker 2: couldn't take a joke Barack Obama made.
22:45
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean Jesus, you know that you're
22:49
Speaker 1: nearly credit him with something there, Like that's fucking that
22:52
Speaker 1: a fellow would take the ball and run that hard
22:54
Speaker 1: with the fucking thing. But yeah, you are right in
22:56
Speaker 1: that sense, in the name of fun. But that is
23:00
Speaker 1: is anl fella with no business anywhere near phone. Take
23:06
Speaker 1: the phone away, Just give thirty two ten, Just a
23:08
Speaker 1: thirty two ten as all the man needs.
23:10
Speaker 2: The Ndy Kenny used to go around with like a
23:12
Speaker 2: thirty two ten or some such, and he done plenty
23:15
Speaker 2: of damage with her, is it anyway? Tom, That is
23:21
Speaker 2: mister President Donald Trump. But enough about that, lad, We
23:25
Speaker 2: like to change tacking the Tom and Jerry Show. On
23:27
Speaker 2: the second quadrant of the show, did not just talk
23:29
Speaker 2: about any old lad, any old lad the president of
23:32
Speaker 2: the United States. These are the days we live in, Tom. Well,
23:35
Speaker 2: every now and then there's someone that just transcends even
23:37
Speaker 2: the president, someone that you can't go off. You this lad,
23:41
Speaker 2: You have to turn around and go this slide.
23:45
Speaker 1: Now, there's that guy, this led or is you in
23:48
Speaker 1: all fairness you wrote it very well?
23:50
Speaker 2: This letty, this lady, Yes, indeed, this this lady.
23:55
Speaker 1: She's an American woman, and this week she was found
23:59
Speaker 1: sixty three years gone. She was found after being six
24:03
Speaker 1: sixty three years on the missing list.
24:06
Speaker 2: On the missing list, went missing. Audrey gene Back of Beckenburg.
24:10
Speaker 2: Am I saying that right?
24:11
Speaker 1: Beck Edburgh? Bech Peckerberg, Yeah, Beckyburg. She was twenty years
24:15
Speaker 1: old when she when she disappeared from home. It's a
24:18
Speaker 1: small city of Readsburg in nineteen sixty two. But now
24:23
Speaker 1: this is where I'm reading, right, She just she was
24:25
Speaker 1: just assumed it was it was a criminal case, you
24:28
Speaker 1: know what I mean.
24:28
Speaker 2: I mean, this is sixty two young woman went missing?
24:33
Speaker 2: Ran about the sixties? Was a series, was a serial
24:36
Speaker 2: killer traveling through town? Was she kidnapped? Was one of
24:39
Speaker 2: these sort of things. When she was a young married
24:41
Speaker 2: woman as well, with two kids, so it seemed unusual
24:44
Speaker 2: that you know, she would just fuck off.
24:47
Speaker 1: And to be fair, I know people, if you haven't
24:49
Speaker 1: heard about this story at all, even though it's everywhere
24:50
Speaker 1: at the minute, if you haven't heard about it, your god,
24:52
Speaker 1: she's christ but she kept under, she kept under her stairs.
24:55
Speaker 1: She was some of these fellas, you know, like some
24:57
Speaker 1: fellow was going to make for elap she had a
25:00
Speaker 1: skin or whatever. No, no, Audrey just went just just
25:06
Speaker 1: she just did. Now, in all this story and the
25:09
Speaker 1: series is and all this story and great that she
25:11
Speaker 1: just you know, the founder again, happy and whatnot. But
25:14
Speaker 1: we'll get into that in a second, but I have to.
25:17
Speaker 1: This is another sheriff who's reporting on this from sok County,
25:23
Speaker 1: and his name this is the greatest. Now, we had
25:28
Speaker 1: a sheriff a couple of a couple of weeks ago.
25:29
Speaker 1: With that to all those remember those a great share
25:34
Speaker 1: sheriff's name. This guy has the full greatest name because
25:38
Speaker 1: it's prefaced by his title, and his title is sheriff,
25:42
Speaker 1: Sheriff chipmeister. Now you find me a better name in.
25:49
Speaker 2: The whole world.
25:50
Speaker 1: If you show up to the chipper, you know, five
25:52
Speaker 1: days of the week, you become the chip mice.
25:56
Speaker 2: You know, I'm something of a chip mister myself.
25:58
Speaker 1: Like even you're at can see no fucking every single Saturday.
26:02
Speaker 1: He's the chipmeister. He's chip MEISTERY can.
26:06
Speaker 2: Get can I get a pit boss down? At the
26:08
Speaker 2: blackjack table. Chipmeister's back again told you to get out
26:12
Speaker 2: of here, smash your hands, Chipmeister.
26:16
Speaker 1: Sheriff Chipmeister said Missus Beckerberg's disappearance was one of her
26:20
Speaker 1: own choice and not the result of any criminal activity
26:23
Speaker 1: or foul pay. The sheriff said that she was living
26:25
Speaker 1: outside Wisconsin, but did not provide any further details. She
26:30
Speaker 1: was living outside Wisconsin.
26:32
Speaker 2: Yeah, Tom, how far if she went missing in Dublin,
26:35
Speaker 2: she was living in swords with respect.
26:40
Speaker 1: She bounced and was hilarious, like she didn't change her name.
26:45
Speaker 2: She just went to know if I went through this
26:46
Speaker 2: story to see what she was doing. No, we'll tell
26:49
Speaker 2: the whole story, and there's not much to tell. She
26:51
Speaker 2: was a twenty year old woman who was married since
26:52
Speaker 2: she was fifteen and had, in all seriousness, had reported
26:57
Speaker 2: her husband for abuse and one thing and another and
27:01
Speaker 2: then went missing. So you know, the sheriffs are not
27:03
Speaker 2: and the whatnot in the area were a little bit.
27:05
Speaker 2: It was reported of domestic abuse in this case, and
27:09
Speaker 2: you know she's gone missing. So the husband was under
27:11
Speaker 2: suspicion for the rest of his life. He only died
27:13
Speaker 2: a couple of years ago when he passed polygraph tests
27:16
Speaker 2: and every damn thing that he had nothing to do
27:18
Speaker 2: with the woman and never laid a handle on all
27:19
Speaker 2: this kind of crack and how she found him. Come
27:24
Speaker 2: to find out, he really had nothing to do with it.
27:27
Speaker 2: As we said, this woman just bounced.
27:30
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she went off with the babysitter first, and
27:33
Speaker 1: guessing they were maybe talked between each other, because there
27:35
Speaker 1: wasn't a lot of years between him.
27:36
Speaker 2: They were no, because she was only twenty.
27:38
Speaker 1: And about the babysit was fourteen, the same woman. She
27:43
Speaker 1: was married when she was fifteen twenty.
27:46
Speaker 2: That was the way of a back then, I suppose.
27:48
Speaker 1: And they went they got a bus to Indianapolis and
27:52
Speaker 1: in the end and now need three hundred miles away.
27:55
Speaker 1: So she made a go for but she came back
27:59
Speaker 1: again a small bit like she was not gone for
28:01
Speaker 1: the varn the scheme of things. The babysitter leged off home.
28:03
Speaker 1: She she got a bit frightened all the time, but.
28:05
Speaker 2: As fourteen year olds would.
28:07
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they were looking into the case and just
28:09
Speaker 1: went oh ho ho ho ho, just these these old
28:11
Speaker 1: cold cases. And they looked in and now there's a
28:13
Speaker 1: woman here by this name. Will we ring them up
28:16
Speaker 1: and see and they rang up and went oh yeah,
28:19
Speaker 1: and didn't hide anything, didn't tell nothing.
28:22
Speaker 2: It wasn't like you got me.
28:24
Speaker 1: Yeah A detective. Hanson said, he contact the local sheriff
28:28
Speaker 1: and said, you know over one up the road called
28:30
Speaker 1: Audrey Blackberg, and oh yeah, old Audrey. She's like, she's
28:34
Speaker 1: up there now, a lovely woman. She won last just
28:36
Speaker 1: best gones in the cake, the cake for finalists. Can
28:40
Speaker 1: I call to yes, A lovely woman. Lovely woman. And
28:44
Speaker 1: then they go and she gives a bring cake cake
28:46
Speaker 1: for you, gives them the full rundown. She's like, yeah,
28:49
Speaker 1: no regrets. I had a great life and that's that.
28:51
Speaker 1: I just I just hit restart twenty.
28:54
Speaker 2: And just bounced. And I guess what. I guess what.
28:57
Speaker 2: Through a lot of people was the fact that she
28:59
Speaker 2: was a young mother of two young children. It was
29:02
Speaker 2: assumed that, you know, there must be foul play at foot,
29:05
Speaker 2: because no woman would just leave her kids. Well apparently
29:09
Speaker 2: this one would. She just was like, good luck kids,
29:12
Speaker 2: bye bye, and went on about our business and rocked
29:16
Speaker 2: up sixty years later, just up the road. Five years later,
29:21
Speaker 2: up the road, up the road in swords. But that's.
29:26
Speaker 1: It, And I there. You know, there are some days
29:28
Speaker 1: when you're under pressure, you're Jesus Christ that I wish
29:31
Speaker 1: I could just you know, if I just had a
29:32
Speaker 1: fucking room to close behind it and there's nobody fucking
29:35
Speaker 1: talk to me. You know, we've all had those moments.
29:37
Speaker 2: Like we've all had those moments, I think as well. Tom.
29:39
Speaker 2: You know, whoever they had investigated this for sixty years,
29:43
Speaker 2: were only working on a Friday evening or a Monday
29:45
Speaker 2: morning that they couldn't find this woman who hadn't changed
29:48
Speaker 2: her name living in the same fucking postal code. You
29:54
Speaker 2: bump into the woman at Low's like, I'm sorry, yeah,
29:56
Speaker 2: Like there is over the course of sixty years.
29:59
Speaker 1: I there's a hundred different directions you could go from there,
30:02
Speaker 1: but like just ring around, just just ring around for
30:07
Speaker 1: six months, maybe put a call in a couple of
30:09
Speaker 1: times a week. Hi, you ever come aggress in one gut?
30:12
Speaker 2: Oh, she's a description she's literally up.
30:15
Speaker 1: Oh you mean miss Beckenberg.
30:17
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she's she's here all right, you know, and
30:20
Speaker 2: and not for nothing as well, Tow. I'm like, you know,
30:22
Speaker 2: if you happen to see this woman, let us let
30:23
Speaker 2: us know, because we've got the husband in on suspicion
30:26
Speaker 2: from murder, and you might get the fucking chair if
30:28
Speaker 2: you don't tell us if she's living, you know, as
30:32
Speaker 2: stones throw up the road. But regardless of which, I'm like,
30:34
Speaker 2: you know, if there was one word you could say,
30:37
Speaker 2: one phrase that could say what this woman did, you
30:41
Speaker 2: could argue it would be that this is the biggest
30:45
Speaker 2: Irish goodbye you've ever seen in your life.
30:48
Speaker 1: The Irish. But we never called it the Irish good
30:51
Speaker 1: bye when we're when you know.
30:52
Speaker 2: I never called it anything. Find out I've been doing
30:54
Speaker 2: this all my life, but like, go on.
30:56
Speaker 1: We used to call it the smoke bomb, the.
30:59
Speaker 2: Smoke bomb or the Batman.
31:01
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yes, because lads would do it, you know
31:03
Speaker 1: what I mean, And you do it yourself when you're
31:05
Speaker 1: full of the fucking gills and the lads are only
31:07
Speaker 1: into third into fourth gear and you're like, oh that
31:10
Speaker 1: I have to go, and there's no telling the boys
31:13
Speaker 1: because they're gone, that I'll come on to fuck. You know,
31:17
Speaker 1: you're going to be sick as a fucking dog, and
31:19
Speaker 1: the only way to do it, because you know, whatever
31:21
Speaker 1: about girls, I don't know never, you know, I don't
31:25
Speaker 1: know what their judgment or their friends. I've never been one, exactly,
31:28
Speaker 1: I never never, honest to God, against popular belief, never,
31:32
Speaker 1: But I will tell you true friends will not give
31:37
Speaker 1: one fuck. No. If you've headed home, well that's just
31:41
Speaker 1: what you did.
31:42
Speaker 2: Gluck.
31:44
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's not. Let's not fucking.
31:48
Speaker 2: Put a haunt from the man. Here's the damn this thing, Tom.
31:51
Speaker 2: We never call it an Irish coodbie. We never call
31:53
Speaker 2: it anything.
31:54
Speaker 1: Really, No Americans called it Irish.
31:55
Speaker 2: Americans call it in Irish coubie. And I love to
31:57
Speaker 2: know where they got that from, because I had heard
32:00
Speaker 2: the phrase Irish goodbye, but what I believed it meant
32:04
Speaker 2: for the longest time was quite the opposite as to
32:08
Speaker 2: what it was. I thought an Irish goodbye was what
32:10
Speaker 2: I would do at a party, and what I would
32:12
Speaker 2: do at a party Tom is same. My goodbye is
32:15
Speaker 2: high five, everybody, handshakes all around. Now have me up
32:18
Speaker 2: in the morning, good luck, good luck, say goodbye, go outside,
32:22
Speaker 2: look up the road, look back again, and go back
32:24
Speaker 2: into the house for another hour. Yeah, okay, stay there
32:28
Speaker 2: and have another hip drink, and now I really have
32:31
Speaker 2: to go. Jeez, I am going to miss this last train.
32:33
Speaker 2: I'm going to miss this last bust. No, I really
32:35
Speaker 2: have to go and then go out and maybe it's
32:37
Speaker 2: cold or raining, and go the fucker go back in
32:40
Speaker 2: the house again, and do this for about three or
32:42
Speaker 2: four hours, to the point where someone's going, like, I
32:44
Speaker 2: thought you fucking said you were going an hour ago.
32:45
Speaker 2: I thought you said you're going three hours ago. Get
32:47
Speaker 2: out of my house, don't go back into this house. Now,
32:51
Speaker 2: that's an Irish gobye to me.
32:53
Speaker 1: Yeah, Babel will tell you that. And I refer and
32:56
Speaker 1: Irish goodbye is. For a long time, the Irish were
32:58
Speaker 1: subject to no sorry there harsh British rule, so it
33:04
Speaker 1: would be surprising if the Irish goodbye got it's got
33:07
Speaker 1: its name as just another way of denegrating the country.
33:10
Speaker 1: It could also be tied to Irish stereotype of drunkenness,
33:13
Speaker 1: with the idea of being that the Irish were so
33:15
Speaker 1: ineborated to say a proper goodbye.
33:18
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, anybody that thinks that that's an
33:21
Speaker 2: Irish goodbye has never said said goodbye to the mom
33:24
Speaker 2: on the phone. Yeah, that's an Irish coupye. Yeah, literally
33:29
Speaker 2: goodbyees that lasts for about five minutes or more.
33:31
Speaker 1: A couple of deep, deep breath of expression.
33:37
Speaker 2: Like Irish goodbyees is just like hanging up the phone. Yeah,
33:41
Speaker 2: there's midway through conversation, just clicking it's gone.
33:45
Speaker 1: There is a Yeah, there's no set set in stone
33:47
Speaker 1: rule as to where the organs of it came from,
33:49
Speaker 1: but that that would be if you were to watch
33:50
Speaker 1: the Saturday and it's the Saturday Night Live version of
33:53
Speaker 1: a fucking It's like imagining that Irish people say things
33:56
Speaker 1: like top of the morning to you. No, hmmm, Irish
34:00
Speaker 1: people will rarely bounce, Like.
34:02
Speaker 2: Really if the very rarely bad. I'll tell you what,
34:04
Speaker 2: I've not noticed it all that much. Actually, you know
34:07
Speaker 2: whatever I think. But I had one pile that would yeah,
34:09
Speaker 2: he would just blitz. He would just be gone. You
34:11
Speaker 2: turn around, that fucker be gone.
34:13
Speaker 1: Now. The other thing is if it's happening to you
34:16
Speaker 1: and your you know, your parties, and you're in your
34:20
Speaker 1: cohort and you never know when to bounce or whatever,
34:22
Speaker 1: and all your friends do it, then you need to
34:24
Speaker 1: start asking questions about yourself, like yeah, like it's here's
34:27
Speaker 1: the thing. If you're living, you know, if you're if
34:29
Speaker 1: you're a faddener to Ireland and you've had Irish people
34:34
Speaker 1: just fuck off your.
34:35
Speaker 2: Party, just demterialize.
34:38
Speaker 1: You got to look at your party set up. It's
34:40
Speaker 1: shocking because if there's a drink and crack going, there
34:44
Speaker 1: is a gene in the iron the back of the
34:46
Speaker 1: Irish brain that actually is like a little capsule that
34:48
Speaker 1: will break open and it'll buy you an extra four hours.
34:51
Speaker 2: It just went.
34:51
Speaker 1: Like Jerry said, he'll have great notions of saying high
34:54
Speaker 1: fives and going up the road to look and you
34:56
Speaker 1: get to the corner like a.
34:58
Speaker 2: Fucking one moment. Come back now once the col air
35:01
Speaker 2: hits you and you're like, yeah, not beer wouldn't ghost
35:04
Speaker 2: right now?
35:05
Speaker 1: You're talking. Now, you're talking. That's what I think an
35:07
Speaker 1: Irish coubie really should be defined as rather than this
35:10
Speaker 1: fucking bullshit one like, okay, we.
35:11
Speaker 2: Should I think we should bring it back. And I
35:13
Speaker 2: think we and the the audience of the Tom and
35:16
Speaker 2: Jerry Show should should claw that back. That the Irish
35:20
Speaker 2: ubie is not this bullshit American version of it. It's
35:23
Speaker 2: a real Irish gupie where you can't get us out
35:25
Speaker 2: of the fucking house. Yeah, try as you might, and
35:30
Speaker 2: uh and uh and and you literally can't get us
35:34
Speaker 2: out of his house, not the version of it that
35:35
Speaker 2: miss Blackenberg pulled off sixty years ago, where I'm telling you, Tom,
35:40
Speaker 2: it just sounds like she got to bus up the
35:41
Speaker 2: road and that was it. Hey, what's that? What's that
35:46
Speaker 2: Julia Roberts movie? Ah? No, no no, And she she
35:52
Speaker 2: sneaks away on the husband sleeping with the enemy. She
35:55
Speaker 2: spends weeks unscrewing light bulbs in the streets so that
35:58
Speaker 2: she knows the path out of it, and and fakes
36:00
Speaker 2: her death drowning and all this kind of cracking.
36:02
Speaker 1: And I'm going to take your word for it there,
36:03
Speaker 1: and it wouldn't have been the biggest Judio Roberts fan.
36:06
Speaker 2: Well, I guess I just spoiled a great great amount
36:09
Speaker 2: of sleeping with the enemy. But she didn't, Miss Backerburg
36:11
Speaker 2: didn't do that. She bought a ticket, got a bus
36:14
Speaker 2: up the road. And it does team seem like she
36:17
Speaker 2: changed her no more, just like that's it, not me,
36:19
Speaker 2: not a fucking thing.
36:19
Speaker 1: She just she just moved up the road into the
36:22
Speaker 1: other parish.
36:23
Speaker 2: And that's the that's the kind of balls in this.
36:25
Speaker 2: Get use this lad on the Tom and Jerry.
36:27
Speaker 1: Whose fault is it? If you asked me after that
36:29
Speaker 1: whose fault is.
36:30
Speaker 2: It blame to go around Tom blaming around.
36:33
Speaker 1: Chip meister, shout out by the way.
36:35
Speaker 2: Shout out, chipmeister. Honora, this lad, this lad in waiting,
36:40
Speaker 2: there you go. But that is it. That's what got
36:43
Speaker 2: misses backboard to the dance when it comes to being
36:47
Speaker 2: this week's this lad or this lady, as the case
36:49
Speaker 2: may be. We don't discriminate here on the Tom and
36:51
Speaker 2: Jerry Show. Anybody can get it. Ah, But it wasn't
36:55
Speaker 2: It was this way, Tom, was was this way. We
36:57
Speaker 2: weren't always looking around the place looking for this lad's
37:00
Speaker 2: and this ladies. And you know, we weren't always worried
37:03
Speaker 2: about other people on the internet. There was a time
37:05
Speaker 2: there was no internet, way back when, in the good times.
37:08
Speaker 2: Because as we've said many times on the Tom and
37:10
Speaker 2: Jerry Show, myself and Tom or but gentlemen in our forties,
37:13
Speaker 2: which means we were born in the eighties, so we
37:15
Speaker 2: were young enough to see always die off and old
37:18
Speaker 2: enough to see new ways coming. We were there at
37:21
Speaker 2: the fulk from a life, Tom, and we look back
37:23
Speaker 2: on it all on our closing segment, which we call
37:26
Speaker 2: we remember.
37:27
Speaker 3: When when I was a young lad twenty or thirty
37:31
Speaker 3: or forty years ago.
37:33
Speaker 2: Do do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do. She's
37:36
Speaker 2: about to attack. She's a maniac.
37:38
Speaker 3: Tom And before we get coming in behind me there, yeah,
37:46
Speaker 3: before we before we get done by copyright copy copyright rules,
37:49
Speaker 3: I's had to turn it.
37:50
Speaker 1: Off, but I just wanted to do that for you charge,
37:52
Speaker 1: just to get you going, because I know it's it's
37:56
Speaker 1: if you hear that, and I don't care if you're
37:59
Speaker 1: a fifty seven year old old amputee standing on the
38:03
Speaker 1: side of a wedding wedding dance loor quarter pass two
38:08
Speaker 1: Guinness staines down, your fucking short tie tied firmly around
38:12
Speaker 1: your head. That tune comes on and you are fucking transported.
38:19
Speaker 2: You are going forth. Well, listen for those out of
38:21
Speaker 2: Tanners that listen to the Tom and Jerry show on
38:23
Speaker 2: that maybe a few of you. We are talking about
38:26
Speaker 2: Mark McCabe. I beg your pardon, DJ Mark McCabe. Now
38:30
Speaker 2: he didn't go to DJ school to be called mister.
38:32
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you that much. DJ. DJ mccabbs.
38:44
Speaker 3: Very good.
38:46
Speaker 2: DJ Mark McCabe's song Maniac two thousand clue in the
38:51
Speaker 2: title there, Tom And was released in the year two thousand,
38:54
Speaker 2: and just this week gone by, they released a special
38:58
Speaker 2: twenty fifth anniversary version of it on Spotify. I haven't
39:03
Speaker 2: listened to it myself, but something tells me it sounds
39:05
Speaker 2: an awful lot like that track that landed in Ireland
39:09
Speaker 2: in mid twenty twenty five years ago We were All Babies,
39:14
Speaker 2: Tom and stayed at the top of the charts four
39:17
Speaker 2: weeks upon weeks upon months, cementing its legacy as an
39:21
Speaker 2: honorary national anthem. And again for the out of towners
39:25
Speaker 2: that listened to the Tom and Jerry Show, you're like,
39:28
Speaker 2: what song? What is this? Is this some river dance thing? No, no, no,
39:33
Speaker 2: this is maniact two thousand times now.
39:36
Speaker 1: It's it nearly despite itself like it was because at
39:41
Speaker 1: the time there was plenty of other dance tracks, but
39:43
Speaker 1: there was just there was a time around the two
39:46
Speaker 1: thousands that some people remember that there was, you know,
39:50
Speaker 1: the late nineties the early two thousands, you had things
39:54
Speaker 1: like Ministry a sound do you know Pasha. You'd all
39:58
Speaker 1: these different things coming out of a beat and stuff
40:00
Speaker 1: like that, and you'd beat on cover probably one of
40:02
Speaker 1: them the biggest shows, you know, ledge culture shows like
40:05
Speaker 1: you know, the FHM Vibes shows that were it was
40:08
Speaker 1: so huge, but it was all entrenched in dance music. Yes,
40:11
Speaker 1: so you didn't really and there was there was so many,
40:14
Speaker 1: so many great tunes, you know, you test to bringing
40:16
Speaker 1: out stuff and I didn't. I think Mark McCabe's At first,
40:20
Speaker 1: I remember thinking, this isn't an Irish fellow doing it?
40:24
Speaker 1: Is it? This isn't you know, this seems to be
40:26
Speaker 1: because all we had READI is Irish DJs were lads
40:28
Speaker 1: remix and other people's stuff, and it was rarely that
40:31
Speaker 1: somebody would create such an absolute banger in Ireland, like
40:36
Speaker 1: you know that it would go for such a long
40:38
Speaker 1: time at the top of the charts. But lo and
40:41
Speaker 1: behold Mark McCabe DJ Sorry, djj Mar DJ Mark McCabe
40:48
Speaker 1: brought out this one and I was like Jesus Christ
40:51
Speaker 1: and it didn't matter. Like still to this day, you know,
40:54
Speaker 1: you'll have lads able to do all the words, you.
40:57
Speaker 2: Know, more than that second tom, more than that in
41:01
Speaker 2: a second. So for the uninitiated out there, it's a
41:03
Speaker 2: it's a you know the song Maniac from Flash Dance
41:05
Speaker 2: where she's like she's Mania d Yeah, So.
41:10
Speaker 1: It's that with beat Michael Simbelos.
41:13
Speaker 2: Michael, thank your pardon. Look at that. It is that
41:18
Speaker 2: song with a dance beat underneath it, and DJ Mark
41:23
Speaker 2: McCabe himself shouting instructions at the crowd.
41:28
Speaker 1: Yeah, she wasn't, so she went to get it.
41:33
Speaker 2: For good or for ill, for good or for ill.
41:35
Speaker 1: I'm going to ask you straight off the fense chair
41:38
Speaker 1: now we can talk about it. How did you feel
41:40
Speaker 1: about it?
41:40
Speaker 2: Hated it, Tom, hate it, absolutely hated.
41:44
Speaker 1: I'm might be talking up because I know so many
41:46
Speaker 1: people love it and I don't want to hurt people
41:48
Speaker 1: like no, but I just it just when I was
41:51
Speaker 1: trying to talk you up there. But the reality is
41:53
Speaker 1: when you had, you know, Carl Cox, you these huge
41:56
Speaker 1: DJs and the actually turned out original tunes, and then this,
42:00
Speaker 1: I just found the song from an already very popular song.
42:04
Speaker 1: Do you know it's like people remixing Billie idols? You know, Lessener,
42:09
Speaker 1: I'm a little dance you know Scooter did that ship
42:13
Speaker 1: like Scooter?
42:13
Speaker 2: Yeah? God, look, I mean here's the thing, Okay, full sloture. Tom.
42:17
Speaker 2: It wasn't that I disliked d J Mark. I dislike
42:19
Speaker 2: dance music in general. Okay, And I will say this
42:23
Speaker 2: with the full clarity of we remember when hindsight. I
42:28
Speaker 2: was twenty years of age at the time, and I was,
42:31
Speaker 2: I will admit fucking insofferable, right, what.
42:36
Speaker 1: What what music was like in your fire time?
42:38
Speaker 2: Because I was I was in music. I'd be listening
42:41
Speaker 2: to like Radiohead and all this kind of oh Jesus right, okay, right,
42:44
Speaker 2: and I'd be and even at that, I might be
42:46
Speaker 2: giving myself a little bit, you know, more Street CREWD
42:49
Speaker 2: than I deserve, but I'll be listening to proper music.
42:51
Speaker 2: I'd be like, yeah, no, but it doesn't hold the
42:53
Speaker 2: candle to and all this kind of shit, not knowing
42:56
Speaker 2: what the fuck I was talking about in the slightest.
42:59
Speaker 2: But at the same time, I could tell you one thing,
43:01
Speaker 2: this augygyogy ship, I can tell you for a fact
43:05
Speaker 2: that that does not I can. I can. I can
43:08
Speaker 2: see some merit in what was your man Robert Miles
43:11
Speaker 2: with with that little yeah, So I could see some
43:15
Speaker 2: merit in Sheilder right, But this other aug I was.
43:18
Speaker 1: Like, I know, I know, even at the time, I
43:22
Speaker 1: was like, he's just lifted things from all like he's
43:26
Speaker 1: just take sample things from society. And then the whole
43:29
Speaker 1: bed was sampled from A Move A Move A movie soundtrack.
43:33
Speaker 2: Yes, it's like come what you have to give the
43:37
Speaker 2: devil a jew? He sold a lot of music to
43:40
Speaker 2: DJ and Mark McCabe and the Irish people absolutely love
43:44
Speaker 2: this song. And who am I to to to stand
43:46
Speaker 2: here with my snobbish ways going like, you know, aren't
43:49
Speaker 2: you listening to in Rainbows? You know it's a so
43:53
Speaker 2: I will say this hell of a tune and beloved
43:56
Speaker 2: amongst that section of the audience. But here again, Tom,
43:59
Speaker 2: we are talking about we remember when we exist in
44:02
Speaker 2: the focal of life. You're talking about maybe some fifty
44:04
Speaker 2: seven year old lad at a wedding hears that, and
44:07
Speaker 2: it's everybody in the dance floor. Tom, that fifty seven
44:10
Speaker 2: year old man was thirty odd when that came out
44:14
Speaker 2: first after the quick sums in my head there, So
44:17
Speaker 2: he was like a young lad. He was a young
44:19
Speaker 2: lad when that came out. Yeah, he's only now in
44:21
Speaker 2: our lad, I'd give up to thirty five years of
44:24
Speaker 2: age to be the you know, nightclub going audience of
44:27
Speaker 2: the time. So thirty five and twenty five, like you're
44:30
Speaker 2: up to sixty years of age now you're still going
44:32
Speaker 2: to be looking back fondly at Maniac two thousand. That's
44:36
Speaker 2: sixty year old piece. Sixty year old people. But to
44:38
Speaker 2: be fair, reading into your pension age time reading.
44:41
Speaker 1: Interviews with DJ Americ McCabe, he did a me like
44:44
Speaker 1: he was like, yeah, listen, there's one tune I put out, Like,
44:46
Speaker 1: you know, I've made a lot of music for other people.
44:49
Speaker 1: I've remixed stuff like and I've made a lot of
44:50
Speaker 1: other music and I got, you know, got to put
44:52
Speaker 1: out tracks for big labels in America. I don't think
44:56
Speaker 1: he was putting as much credit in it as what happened,
44:59
Speaker 1: but I guess you never want know when something is
45:04
Speaker 1: that was or the original version of going viral, like
45:07
Speaker 1: for whatever reason.
45:08
Speaker 2: Really that that was it as well, and I figure
45:11
Speaker 2: as well, like this was around about the time I
45:13
Speaker 2: suppose no and not even tom No, I can't even
45:16
Speaker 2: back that up because no, there wasn't even Bibo at
45:18
Speaker 2: that stage. It wasn't you No, No, there wasn't that
45:20
Speaker 2: you could go in any sort of way viral. You
45:23
Speaker 2: had to buy this fucking thing on a CD. You'd
45:25
Speaker 2: go into a shop and paying money for this.
45:26
Speaker 1: Yeah you had to yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So I
45:29
Speaker 1: mean it was a choice. It didn't just roll into
45:31
Speaker 1: the zeitgeist like because it's the under you know, it's
45:33
Speaker 1: it's the backing track to every fucking block Land video
45:36
Speaker 1: you watch on TikTok it is you fit. People had
45:41
Speaker 1: to physically go and buy it. People requested it in nightclubs.
45:44
Speaker 1: People would have requested in dance halls whatever wherever it
45:46
Speaker 1: was going to be on.
45:47
Speaker 2: I want to hear this crook. I remember being in
45:51
Speaker 2: nightclubs at the time, time on the player three four
45:52
Speaker 2: times a night, and I'd be wanting to fucking start
45:55
Speaker 2: rouse to get thrown out of the.
45:56
Speaker 1: Place, you see. I suppose it fell in line with
45:59
Speaker 1: what Scooter was doing. That was the big thing, just
46:01
Speaker 1: the talkie talkie. It's not really wrap over it either.
46:03
Speaker 2: No it's not. And Scooter as well big in Ireland,
46:06
Speaker 2: it must be said, I feel we did more for
46:07
Speaker 2: Scooter than any other nation in Europe.
46:10
Speaker 1: I guess in probably someplace in Central Europe to like
46:13
Speaker 1: you know, like your Hollands and your fucking Germany, it's
46:16
Speaker 1: probably they like they still I imagine Mark mckaye probably
46:20
Speaker 1: went huge over there too. They still listen to like
46:23
Speaker 1: late nineties early two thousands dance music in Germany and
46:28
Speaker 1: the Netherlands and.
46:29
Speaker 2: Stuff, and they do like this is amazing Mania.
46:32
Speaker 4: That's media, that's Mania's white, that's maniax white hasn't I
46:39
Speaker 4: will say as well, Tom, It seemed to me like
46:41
Speaker 4: it seemed to be to my mind the song that
46:46
Speaker 4: you can break out in the in the nightclubs in Ireland.
46:48
Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine, you'll you'll get that done among the
46:51
Speaker 2: fucking as I would call them, the raven the drug crowd, right,
46:56
Speaker 2: but you know you've got to hit when you crack
46:58
Speaker 2: the sillage marker?
47:01
Speaker 1: Are you talking about like Martin moone level.
47:03
Speaker 2: I'm talking about young lads driving sillage tractors listening to
47:07
Speaker 2: me in you Act two thousands, And that was what
47:08
Speaker 2: was happening in those halcy On pre nine to eleven days.
47:12
Speaker 2: It got bon Jovi off the radio in a sillage tractor,
47:15
Speaker 2: it did.
47:16
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're one hundred percent right.
47:17
Speaker 2: It did at a hard market.
47:19
Speaker 1: The crack down, I guess, you know, like energy drinks
47:24
Speaker 1: hadn't come in at the time, so lads needed to
47:26
Speaker 1: something to push him that sixteen hours a day, you're
47:29
Speaker 1: still just drinking tea out of a flask behind. It
47:31
Speaker 1: was the seat of detractor. So because you need, yeah,
47:34
Speaker 1: you needed to take it up, and that I suppose
47:36
Speaker 1: he was saying all the things that you were familiar with.
47:40
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean I can picture O miny Man's
47:42
Speaker 2: left hand. Yeah.
47:43
Speaker 1: Okay, yogi, yogi. You know she's on the dance floor
47:46
Speaker 1: like it made like, let's say, I just you know what,
47:49
Speaker 1: You're know what I'm gonna do. You know what I'm
47:50
Speaker 1: gonna do lyrics and I'm.
47:53
Speaker 2: Gonna you're gonna lerk me up.
47:54
Speaker 1: We're not gonna do the full breakdown like we did
47:56
Speaker 1: with Marty Moons as.
47:58
Speaker 2: A specific hell bill entirely for me, Tom, I just
48:01
Speaker 2: wn please the writer and you're screaming right now, Mark mckabe.
48:06
Speaker 2: We we off our capital your success with goddamn song.
48:09
Speaker 1: Okay, uh yeah, yeah yeah yeah. All you guys better
48:13
Speaker 1: know the first verse. Are you ready? Now?
48:15
Speaker 2: All right?
48:17
Speaker 1: She walked across the dance floor that night.
48:18
Speaker 2: She was dressed to kill.
48:20
Speaker 1: She was a sixy lady. She had to get her through.
48:24
Speaker 1: How did she get him? How does she know how?
48:26
Speaker 1: I'll be the temple she was on for that night.
48:29
Speaker 2: She was in for a fry. It's yeah, I know.
48:32
Speaker 2: I mean it's coming back to me.
48:33
Speaker 1: Tom Yeah, back in the house here, two thousand, Yeah, yeah,
48:37
Speaker 1: funky Yeah.
48:38
Speaker 2: She's attacked. She's attacked, Tom Yeah. Yeah.
48:41
Speaker 1: Wait. Now she's attack. She's she's attack. She's not being attacked.
48:47
Speaker 1: She she is attack. She is attack.
48:51
Speaker 2: She is attacked.
48:51
Speaker 1: In general, she's a maniac. She walked across dance for
48:56
Speaker 1: that night. Yeah right, ah uh, same again, just repeating
49:01
Speaker 1: she said. She said greetings as any alien woman would.
49:06
Speaker 2: Yeah.
49:07
Speaker 1: Hold tight, she said, greetings, hold tight for the new jam.
49:12
Speaker 1: She's obviously a lady of the ica who's made a
49:13
Speaker 1: new jam that's lovely.
49:15
Speaker 5: But it's she's obviously tightened the lid too much and
49:18
Speaker 5: she needs a strong man to open it because it
49:21
Speaker 5: is the two thousands and the patriarchs still ran the
49:23
Speaker 5: fucking show. Hold tight, Hold tight to the mic with
49:27
Speaker 5: the mic in the left hand. This is all metaphoric
49:31
Speaker 5: for riding. I'm guessing it's me and and I'm up
49:35
Speaker 5: to the groove tip and you ready?
49:37
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Now moved to the roof?
49:42
Speaker 2: Is this this is riding?
49:44
Speaker 1: This is this is is she talking about her fanny like?
49:47
Speaker 1: Is it?
49:47
Speaker 2: I don't think anybody I don't think anybody put it
49:50
Speaker 2: has no meaning.
49:51
Speaker 1: Are you ready now? Moved to the madness? On a
49:55
Speaker 1: party night? To you, on a party night, to you.
49:58
Speaker 1: We bring this groove to you. Are you ready now
50:01
Speaker 1: move to the groove? Put your hands in the air.
50:04
Speaker 1: One simple question to answer, are you ready? Every single
50:12
Speaker 1: person in the house tonight, let's hear you singing. She's
50:16
Speaker 1: a maniac. She's a maniac. Maniac on the floor and
50:20
Speaker 1: she's dancing, and she's dancing night she never did before.
50:24
Speaker 1: Right here on a Dublin dance floor. It goes on here.
50:28
Speaker 2: There's clear that this was a Dublin song. Must be said,
50:31
Speaker 2: so else WHI is this maniac could be attacked?
50:34
Speaker 1: Just these are a lot There's a lot of words there.
50:37
Speaker 1: There's a lot of yeah.
50:39
Speaker 2: I mean like my man, my man. DJ Mark McCabe
50:41
Speaker 2: followed through. This really does sound like what a maniac
50:44
Speaker 2: on a dance floor would say. It's just Babylon just
50:47
Speaker 2: chewing the joe off themselves, you know, said John's ambulance
50:51
Speaker 2: are trying to talk them down in the van out
50:52
Speaker 2: the back, like tell me what you talk, tell me
50:54
Speaker 2: what you talk. I walked across the danser that night
50:57
Speaker 2: to the grove top he's going in.
51:04
Speaker 1: Get to stop him going into fucking and if like
51:06
Speaker 1: the shocked he's chewing everyone in the house of the
51:08
Speaker 1: person screw effect.
51:09
Speaker 2: To me, Have you got a number for your mom?
51:13
Speaker 2: Have you got a number for your mom? Rocket?
51:18
Speaker 1: Rocket baby baby, rocket rocket more rock me Mom like
51:23
Speaker 1: a wagon or wrong wrong fucker.
51:26
Speaker 2: Sorry it's simplistic Tom with respect, but.
51:32
Speaker 1: Hey, story four years later now here we are a
51:37
Speaker 1: n Come with me to the list which is manh.
51:46
Speaker 2: Yeah, come with me to the to the stables and
51:50
Speaker 2: cat across. What can I say? I I I didn't
51:56
Speaker 2: care for the song myself, Tom, but I cannot knock
51:58
Speaker 2: home grown success.
51:59
Speaker 1: And no DJ what I was I was teeing him
52:02
Speaker 1: up at the beginning because it was as a homegrown success.
52:04
Speaker 1: I gotta gotta tip the captain on all that.
52:07
Speaker 2: But that is we've not taken down town. We've got
52:10
Speaker 2: to stand up for that, even if it's not to
52:12
Speaker 2: our particular flavor.
52:13
Speaker 1: No, but that is some d That is some amount
52:16
Speaker 1: of word salad that that man is put together there
52:19
Speaker 1: in that And listen, if he was on a lot
52:22
Speaker 1: of drugs doing it, then tip of the cap to
52:24
Speaker 1: fair play you make a.
52:25
Speaker 2: Successful at some stage. DJ Mark McCabe sat down and
52:30
Speaker 2: wrote all that out and read it back room stalf
52:32
Speaker 2: and went, yeah, that's deadly finest.
52:34
Speaker 1: That is the finest.
52:37
Speaker 2: Going to lay that, going to lay that, going to
52:39
Speaker 2: lay that down.
52:40
Speaker 1: Let's see, let's cut a track on that one. Let's
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Speaker 1: track on this one, Let's rip a track, let's do
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Speaker 1: let's do a twelve inch on that one.
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Speaker 2: Great, And who who are we to argue to him?
52:48
Speaker 2: Because we sat down earlier today and figured, hey, all
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Speaker 2: this will make a good podcast. You know, we can't
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Speaker 2: throw stones, perhaps, but we can throw suggestions, Tom, We
52:58
Speaker 2: can throw suggestions at the audience. If they did indeed
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Speaker 2: love Maniac two thousand or hate it, maybe they're you know,
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Speaker 2: maybe there's some of those mythical twenty year old followers
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Speaker 2: that we have, Tom that listen to Thema Jerry Show,
53:11
Speaker 2: and I have no idea what Maniact two thousand was.
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Speaker 2: It's the song your dad danced to at your confirmation
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Speaker 2: until your mom told them to sit down. Yeah, if
53:19
Speaker 2: that is indeed you you can chime in which thoughts
53:22
Speaker 2: on our social media channels. You will find the Tom
53:25
Speaker 2: and Jerry Show at Tom and Jerry with a G
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Speaker 2: on Instagram and indeed on Twitter or x for another
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Speaker 2: wee while you'll find me at Jerry McBride over on
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Speaker 2: Blue Sky and Tom underscore. O'Mahony, his heart of choice
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Speaker 2: is the Instagram.
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Speaker 1: It's true where Jerry's talking about probably be the best
53:45
Speaker 1: place to leave your comments either the Instagram on or
53:48
Speaker 1: do on Spotify when you hit because Spotify, it pops
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Speaker 1: up and it's so easy for us to acit access now,
53:52
Speaker 1: so you have to make it easy on two old
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Speaker 1: basterds like us. If you subscribe and hit the bill
53:56
Speaker 1: on Spotify, it will land into your phone every single week.
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Speaker 1: I'm meant to say too, if you want to see
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Speaker 1: my son Jerry in the flesh. Jerry will be joining
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Speaker 1: me the twenty eighth, twenty eighth of this month, we're
54:08
Speaker 1: going to be in Wheelands together thirteen to four.
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Speaker 2: My back depending now, Tom.
54:13
Speaker 1: I'm coming and getting you and we will get that.
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Speaker 1: That night will be sponsored by Valterol. So get your
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Speaker 1: tickets now in the link the link below. I do
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Speaker 1: want to jump in Jared before we go. We did
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Speaker 1: get a comment on I'm sure we missed we missed it,
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Speaker 1: but Deirdre a pseudo one, good old. She listens, she's great,
54:29
Speaker 1: she's a great woman. Deirdre comes to the comedy club
54:32
Speaker 1: in care as well. So she said, how didn't he call?
54:35
Speaker 1: And this is the white Smoke episode, the one at
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Speaker 1: number fifty three. We're talking about the white Smoke for
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Speaker 1: the Pope and stuff. She goes, how did you not
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Speaker 1: call this episode how to Drain Your Dragon? Yeah?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, theater is a funny one. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: We want to stay in a lot of money on
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Speaker 2: the table here, buddy.
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Speaker 1: To be fair, to explain that Theodre I I love,
54:57
Speaker 1: I would love to be naming our episodes fucked up
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Speaker 1: names that, but almost nobody will get to see if
55:02
Speaker 1: we start putting references to our flutes in the actual
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Speaker 1: title of every episode, I can tell you that.
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Speaker 2: But she's battle as it is.
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Speaker 1: I know. I'm fortified myself, she says, And I'm ordering
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Speaker 1: a coffee, and I still just ask for a black
55:14
Speaker 1: coffee and put the milk in afterwards. Myself never bothered
55:17
Speaker 1: learning about all the different types of coffee. Just couldn't
55:20
Speaker 1: be arspit give me a sea any day. I only
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Speaker 1: found out that the Pope died just before hearing this
55:26
Speaker 1: episode hadn't left the house in days. I was on
55:28
Speaker 1: a break from TV radio, social media all the week,
55:32
Speaker 1: so it passed me by. Well, do you know what,
55:34
Speaker 1: if we are the news bringers to people, then do
55:38
Speaker 1: you know what, You'll probably be alright because you'll know
55:40
Speaker 1: fuck all about Yeah.
55:42
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're getting all your news via the
55:44
Speaker 2: Tom and Jerry Show, God love you. I would love
55:46
Speaker 2: to live in your world. I really would.
55:49
Speaker 1: Right here, I guess what, It's a bank holiday, bin night,
55:56
Speaker 1: So I'm very excited.
55:59
Speaker 2: And I am, I am, I am racked. Pained Tom,
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Speaker 2: I uh. Over the course of over the course of
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Speaker 2: this episode, my ibuprofen just steadily war off and I
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Speaker 2: could feel it. Vertebrae by vertebrae wear enough And I'm
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Speaker 2: going to go down now and re up the system.
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Speaker 1: Find yourself a good old missus. Any good messuses out
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Speaker 1: there let us know.
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Speaker 2: Yeah no and ha ha no yeah, please, dude
56:24
Speaker 1: You know he's he's falling apart, bying over your lad
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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, right, good luck, go on, good luck.