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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 51 - Sas Returns Home (BONUS) · Son of a Boy Dad

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Speaker 5: guys there, yes, sir, all right, what is up everybody?
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Speaker 5: Welcome back to Son of a Boy app Podcast. Today
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Speaker 5: is Thursday, March twenty fourth. We're doing a bonus episode
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Speaker 5: hopefully if it works.
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Speaker 6: Some audio issues, but that's fine. We're doing a bonus
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Speaker 6: episode because we felt bad about our last audio issues.
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Speaker 1: We're doing a bonus episode because half of us are
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Speaker 1: clinically depressed and half of us are still in New York.
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Speaker 1: We'll let you figure out. We'll let you figure out
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Speaker 1: who's in which category.
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Speaker 5: I'm in a padded home, no sharp objects in sight.
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Speaker 5: My parents ship me out here feeling really good. Believe
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Speaker 5: it or not. Roan's actually the one that's not in
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Speaker 5: New York.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, oh yeah, I'm actually on a fucking bluff in
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Speaker 6: Colorado right now. You see that beautiful vista view behind me.
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Speaker 6: It's uh, the middle of the night here time zones.
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Speaker 6: But man is his fire crack and I wish you
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Speaker 6: guys could smell it. Man, it smells so fucking good man,
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Speaker 6: that natural fire smell.
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Speaker 5: Yeah. I might stink up my sweatshirt, but you know
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Speaker 5: I love let me tell you, man, time zones are
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Speaker 5: a funny thing.
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Speaker 6: Some people like one places light out.
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Speaker 5: One place it's light out, one place it's dark.
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Speaker 6: That is fucking wacky, dude. It is probably fucking funny
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Speaker 6: thing a whole different month out in Dubai right now, dude,
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Speaker 6: So do you want to tell people white? I feel
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Speaker 6: like you should be a little bit seriou yourself at
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Speaker 6: the top of the show and just be like, hey,
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Speaker 6: this is what's going on.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I guess like it the basically I've been.
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Speaker 5: It's just been a pent. It's been building up my
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Speaker 5: hatred for New York. And then I eventually just snapped
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Speaker 5: and packed everything up and said I'm going home, which
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Speaker 5: probably won't last long. My parents didn't really seem thrilled
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Speaker 5: when I told them I was leaving on Monday. I
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Speaker 5: wasn't leaving on Monday, so I'm probably coming back on Monday.
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Speaker 6: What your parents want you out of the house? Do
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Speaker 6: they fucking to do?
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Speaker 5: Or what for my final days? I'll be back in Monday.
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Speaker 5: I'll be back on Monday.
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Speaker 6: Really, Wait, so you're just going for the weekend. You
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Speaker 6: didn't even have to tell anybody.
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Speaker 5: Gee, No, I wasn't planning on it. I really don't
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Speaker 5: know what's gonna happen. I ideally would like to not
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Speaker 5: be back in New York on Monday, but you know,
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Speaker 5: not really anywhere else to go.
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Speaker 6: Or there's everywhere else to go.
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Speaker 1: Literally anywhere else in the fucking country is a viable
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Speaker 1: option for you right now.
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Speaker 5: Yeah. I also don't want to get fired.
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Speaker 1: They're not gonna fire You're they're gonna fire you for
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Speaker 1: having mental health.
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Speaker 6: But that's probably a way to get promoted in this company.
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Speaker 6: They'll have like a mental health problem, everybody in this
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Speaker 6: company taking time off for mental health.
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Speaker 5: I was thinking about starting a mental health podcast called
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Speaker 5: friend Friend of Harry.
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Speaker 6: Friend, though Harry would crack.
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Speaker 1: But would it be different than this or would it
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Speaker 1: be like because I said so, uh mean girls type
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Speaker 1: of thing where I'd be content, Kim and you'd be
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Speaker 1: cheating on me with whatever your depression or whatever.
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Speaker 5: It would be very similar to that, believe it or
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Speaker 5: not almost identical.
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Speaker 1: What would you even say in that podcast? Can't we
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Speaker 1: just talk about mental health in here?
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Speaker 5: Yeah? I don't really have anything to say, Like that's
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Speaker 5: the thing, Like I have a bunch of like inner
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Speaker 5: terrible thoughts. But I don't really feel like I'm not
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Speaker 5: going to get into that on this like no one
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Speaker 5: wants to hear that I do.
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Speaker 6: I feel like it could be good fodder for jokes.
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Speaker 5: I mean, it's just like the job is hard, like
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Speaker 5: it's not and everyone, like I tweeted out, I was like,
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Speaker 5: I'm not going to be in New York for a while,
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Speaker 5: and then the first reply is like, yeah, working eight
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Speaker 5: hours a week can be really hard, and it's like, yeah, dude,
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Speaker 5: that's not like what I'm like depressed about about working
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Speaker 5: eight hours a week.
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Speaker 1: You'd probably be less depressed if you were like in
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Speaker 1: a sugar cane field with a machete, just fucking chopping
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Speaker 1: sugar for twelve hours a day.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, you need more work. Yeah, I mean exactly, I
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Speaker 5: need more st I think I need more structure in
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Speaker 5: my life. And it's just like working at a job
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Speaker 5: where it's like if you have a bad day and
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Speaker 5: then like you get you go home and you get
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Speaker 5: check Twitter and there's like a thousand people telling you
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Speaker 5: how bad of a day you had. It's not like
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Speaker 5: a normal job. It's not like, oh I didn't feel
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Speaker 5: like doing my work today. And then that's just it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like if a janitor misses a smudge on the floor,
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Speaker 1: they're probably not gonna hear about it. Like if a
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Speaker 1: bartender like get someone's drink order wrong, like they might
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Speaker 1: just try to overcharge someone in the moment and fucking
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Speaker 1: get into a little bit of a kerfuffle. But nobody's
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Speaker 1: gonna have that cook coffiness thunderous negative feedback that kind
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Speaker 1: of comes with some of these public eye jobs. And uh,
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Speaker 1: I think part of what's what's bothering you is like
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Speaker 1: the glee that some people seem to take in like
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Speaker 1: other people's downfalls or like pitfalls.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's really just like I don't even
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Speaker 5: really know how to describe it. Like there's so many
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Speaker 5: like thoughts that I have, Like it's just like like
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Speaker 5: I guess this is like what I signed up for,
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Speaker 5: Like when I got hired at barstool, like I knew
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Speaker 5: I was gonna be Like it's just what happens if
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Speaker 5: you have a job where you're in the public eye.
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Speaker 5: But it's like at the same time, when I before
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Speaker 5: I got hired at Barstool, it felt like I was
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Speaker 5: mainly just doing stuff like this for fun, Like I
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Speaker 5: didn't have a podcast or anything like that, but like
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Speaker 5: I was making videos and doing Twitter and stuff for fun,
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Speaker 5: and it was really just like a thing where I
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Speaker 5: had down. When I had downtime or if I was
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Speaker 5: like bored in class, I would just like go on
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Speaker 5: Twitter and crack jokes. And now it's like it's my
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Speaker 5: job and basically my entire life revolves around it, and
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Speaker 5: it's like, I don't know, it's just a lot more
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Speaker 5: pressure and a lot more stress added to it. It's
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Speaker 5: not like a hobby anymore. It's like my life.
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Speaker 6: Do you need to go back to school?
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Speaker 1: Do you need to like do law school on the
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Speaker 1: side or some shit like that, Like do you need
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Speaker 1: to like do something to take your mind off of it?
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Speaker 6: No?
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Speaker 5: I mean no, I don't want to go back to school.
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Speaker 5: I would like to keep working at barstool honestly, though,
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Speaker 5: Like if I wasn't doing the Yak, I would definitely
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Speaker 5: leave New York and like move somewhere else where. Would
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Speaker 5: you move?
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Speaker 6: Like, how did you like Philly? Would you move to Philly?
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Speaker 5: Yeah? I liked Philly a lot. I really just don't
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Speaker 5: think I'm like built for the city.
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Speaker 1: I mean, some people who would want to prey on
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Speaker 1: your mental state right now, would say that you're too
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Speaker 1: much of a bitch for the city. But that's not
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Speaker 1: what I would say.
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Speaker 5: I mean, if that's what it is, then that's what
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Speaker 5: it is exactly. Care.
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Speaker 6: We don't care about labels on this show. I would
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Speaker 6: never say.
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Speaker 5: Also, I don't really care. Like that's the thing too.
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Speaker 5: It's like people acting like, oh, you only you have
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Speaker 5: a good job, You're not allowed to be depressed. It's like, well,
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Speaker 5: that's like that, Like there's a million other reasons that
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Speaker 5: you could be have mental health problems even if I
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Speaker 5: have a good job. As far as the king of
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Speaker 5: this place or anything. Yeah, I mean I said that
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Speaker 5: the first week I moved here.
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Speaker 1: I mean, but look, I mean Mary Todd Lincoln was
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Speaker 1: depressed and she was married to the fucking president.
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Speaker 5: You know what I mean, Like, uh, yeah, you're.
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Speaker 6: Basically married Todd Lincoln.
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Speaker 1: You know, it's not it's not all it's cracked out
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Speaker 1: to be being married to Abe Lincoln.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, And honestly, dude, like when with the whole like
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Speaker 5: Ohio Tate thing or what is it? What is it
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Speaker 5: Ohio state or Ohio Tate.
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Speaker 6: His name is Ohio State.
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Speaker 5: Ohio State. It's Ohio's tate.
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Speaker 6: You know, it's Ohio State.
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Speaker 5: He's Tate from Ohio. His name is state, possessive, the
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Speaker 5: whole Ohio's the whole Ohio state thing. I was like
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Speaker 5: very envious of him talking about what he does, Like
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Speaker 5: he just like blogs when he wants to blog, and
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Speaker 5: then like does his normal life.
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Speaker 1: But I think he blogs a lot, though not just
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Speaker 1: when he wants to blog. I think he still like
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Speaker 1: cranks out a bunch of blogs. I think that there's
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Speaker 1: like an XP.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's pressure. Yeah. But he has like a
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Speaker 5: normal job. He has like a normal life outside of barstool.
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Speaker 5: Like my entire life is barstool.
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Speaker 6: That's true. He did select like a part time route.
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Speaker 1: And do you think that maybe having like another job
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Speaker 1: or interest or maybe being like a glorified babysitter or
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Speaker 1: whatever would be good for you?
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Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't think so, because I think
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Speaker 5: I the less I work, the worse my mental health
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Speaker 5: is gonna because I'm just gonna sit around. And the
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Speaker 5: more I work, like I don't dude, I'm I'm trapped
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Speaker 5: and I'm trapped in a bad cycle.
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Speaker 6: It is the more you work what it's quick saying,
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Speaker 6: the more he struggles, don't want to work more?
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Speaker 5: Who wants to work more? Also, that's the thing that
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Speaker 5: pisses me off too, is the stoolies. It's like, why
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Speaker 5: do you care how much I work? It's such a
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Speaker 5: weird thing to care about.
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Speaker 1: But you know what's crazy is like you'll do something
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Speaker 1: good and it'll completely flip and they'll be like, SaaS
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Speaker 1: is the hardest working motherfucker there is.
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Speaker 6: It's just fickle people who have like no opinion. It's
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Speaker 6: like I kind of am I kind of and you
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Speaker 6: should too empathize what like athletes go through when like
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Speaker 6: they have a good game they score like twenty two
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Speaker 6: points and they're like, this guy's a fucking joke, dude,
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Speaker 6: he should be an All Star. And then he has
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Speaker 6: like a off night where he like puts a bunch
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Speaker 6: of shots they don't all hit, and everyone's like we
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Speaker 6: should fucking trade his ass, Like why the fuck did
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Speaker 6: we give him that fucking contract. It's just like, whoah, buddy,
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Speaker 6: don't flip flop so easily. And it's also just not
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Speaker 6: that deep.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I get it, Like I know, I mean,
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Speaker 5: the people on the internet have it worse, like athletes
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Speaker 5: get it ruthlessly, and same with like musicians, like if
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Speaker 5: they don't put out an album every year, people get pissed.
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Speaker 5: But it's like, I don't know, I think a bunch
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Speaker 5: of it's just a bunch of it's not even just work.
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Speaker 5: It's just a bunch of little things building that built up,
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Speaker 5: and I was like, I can't be here.
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Speaker 1: I think the environment you build for yourself is also important,
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Speaker 1: and uh, like you being able to see grass or
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Speaker 1: like a tree would be helpful. Or if you had
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Speaker 1: like yeah, a plant or a window in your apartment
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Speaker 1: or something like that, or like a living space they
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Speaker 1: really enjoyed. I think might play into it a little
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Speaker 1: bit so you don't feel like trapped or like you're
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Speaker 1: just getting out of bed to like a floor of
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Speaker 1: trash or whatever.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it does feel like I kind of
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Speaker 5: just like go to work and then go home and
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Speaker 5: then go to work. Like it's just like a and
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Speaker 5: I don't really like go out on the weekends or
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Speaker 5: do anything like that because it's just like I don't
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Speaker 5: really enjoy going out in New York.
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Speaker 6: So can I give a piece of advice?
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Speaker 5: Brother? Sure?
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Speaker 1: It may seem like it's simple or you know, it
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Speaker 1: might not be a sequitor, might not make a lot
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Speaker 1: of sense to you.
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Speaker 5: But do this one favorite for me? Make your bed.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, simple as that, brother, make your bed one task
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Speaker 6: at the beginning of the day. And suddenly you've tricked
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Speaker 6: your mind into thinking that you're a productive human being.
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Speaker 6: Make your bed.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I probably should, but I'm a pretty clean room
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Speaker 5: these days. These days, my room's pretty clean.
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Speaker 6: No, it's not. There's no chance. Do you leave your room?
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Speaker 5: No, I gotta start listening to more Token CEO.
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Speaker 6: You might need to start tokn bro. You might need
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Speaker 6: to start hitting the FU.
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Speaker 5: I think I need to start. Yeah, me and h
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Speaker 5: Eric I need to collab and do a motivational podcast.
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Speaker 5: You need motivation Eric and Jerry. He's gonna be called
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Speaker 5: my my friend of Token CEO.
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Speaker 6: For a friend of Token, friend of token with sas.
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Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, we're taking with SaaS.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's how you fit in.
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Speaker 5: Uh. I think that, uh.
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Speaker 1: I think that this is gonna be beatable if you
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Speaker 1: wind up coming back on Monday, though, I'm gonna be
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Speaker 1: kind of upset.
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Speaker 6: Though.
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Speaker 1: I feel like you've made enough of us think about
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Speaker 1: this that you need to take take some serious time
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Speaker 1: for yourself, you know, be out of the city for
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Speaker 1: a little bit.
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Speaker 5: Let uh, let it really wash over you last thing
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Speaker 5: we need.
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Speaker 1: I mean going back and then coming back like a
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Speaker 1: week later, and then it's equally bad or it fucking
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Speaker 1: doubles down or some ship.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't want to go back at all. When
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Speaker 5: I originally left, I like yesterday, when I was getting
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Speaker 5: on the train, I was like, I'm probably never coming
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Speaker 5: back to this city ever. And uh, obviously things changed quick.
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Speaker 5: I think my parents are afraid that I'm gonna get
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Speaker 5: fired from my job if I don't go back, which
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Speaker 5: would probably happen.
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Speaker 1: Tell them how people take mental health breaks here all
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Speaker 1: the time? How people make it their brand to take
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Speaker 1: mental health breaks?
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Speaker 5: Do they do that? Though?
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Speaker 6: Yes, yeah they Who does that? I think a lot
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Speaker 6: of people do, brother, dude.
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Speaker 5: I don't think there's been anyone at I can't think
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Speaker 5: of any names at barstool who have like had to
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Speaker 5: take a mental health break after like a like a
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Speaker 5: pitching competition or anything like that. That's what I mean.
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Speaker 6: I think it happens to literally everybody.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, we're all sick, different people.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, who are you thinking of.
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Speaker 7: I'm only that was the only person I could think of.
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Speaker 7: I mean, there's high noon cans.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, there's leg but that wasn't a mental health break.
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Speaker 6: There's sweatshirts, it's everything, dude. Everybody goes to.
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Speaker 5: The sweatshirts, multiple brands. I believe that.
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Speaker 1: And yeah, everybody is like these brands based on like
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Speaker 1: false positivity too, just like be positive and like be happy.
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Speaker 1: But I think that a lot of people take mental
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Speaker 1: health breaks and you don't even know they're doing it
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Speaker 1: because nobody's in the fucking office ever. And the only
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Speaker 1: reason there's an expectation of you being in the office
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Speaker 1: is because of the yak and nobody else has things
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Speaker 1: that fucking hold them down, dude.
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Speaker 6: Nobody's fucking pinnable, downable, dude. Fucking no, there's fucking waves
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Speaker 6: on the shore. They fucking come through and leave.
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Speaker 1: And there's two people in the office every day, Me
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Speaker 1: and fucking Devlin, fucking bro.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, if you're right there are it really
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Speaker 5: is you and Devlin every.
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Speaker 6: Day and so yeah, and Chuck Chuck grinds.
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Speaker 5: Yea, Chuck. I was actually thinking of Chuck, dude.
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Speaker 7: I thought I beat Chuck in this morning and I
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Speaker 7: went to take a picture of his desk, and as
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Speaker 7: I got closer to it, his bald head just popped
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Speaker 7: up like a whack a hole.
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Speaker 5: He's what time Chuck get in?
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Speaker 6: I got in at eight forty five this morning.
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Speaker 7: I was positive i'd be the first, and he's He
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Speaker 7: was like, I just felt like it.
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Speaker 1: Why the fuck are you getting in at eight forty five?
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Speaker 1: You don't have to weigh sass anymore.
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Speaker 7: I'm trying to just like restart my sleep schedule.
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Speaker 6: It's yeah, that's probably smart, dude. I logged onto his
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Speaker 6: benefits for the first time last night and I.
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Speaker 1: Saw our organ organizational chart. It's fucking hilarious. Who has
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Speaker 1: who has like people under them? You know that Chuck
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Speaker 1: has uh like forty.
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Speaker 5: I didn't even know they had him. It's like a
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Speaker 5: flow chart of Dana used to be the boss of
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Speaker 5: like one hundred people.
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Speaker 6: He is still tons of people and it's.
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Speaker 5: Like the boss of the company.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fucking insane. The amount of people Dave is
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Speaker 1: under Dana. Dave Portnellard is a report, he does his
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Speaker 1: he does his uh his performance reviews with Dana at
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Speaker 1: all times.
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Speaker 6: Dana still runs the fucking car run for me.
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Speaker 1: Uh it was me Tyler Owen, Jake KB Nick Fustoly.
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Speaker 5: Sounds about Eric tim I fired for Stooly.
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Speaker 6: Well, he's back with a vengeance. He heard he was
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Speaker 6: the first one. He was like, I heard Sass is
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Speaker 6: having some little mental troubles. He fucking back up.
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Speaker 5: I got a text from a number that I don't have.
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Speaker 6: It's probably you're supposed.
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Speaker 5: To have wait read it, so I'm actually I'm not
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Speaker 5: even gonna continue. Wait what did it say?
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Speaker 6: Yo?
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Speaker 5: Because they were actually being nice?
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Speaker 6: What do they say?
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Speaker 5: They were just say saying like, hey, if you ever
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Speaker 5: need anything, like, let me know. But I didn't have
18:02
Speaker 5: the number, so I felt awkward. It was it Quigs,
18:05
Speaker 5: I replied, and I said, thanks, I appreciate it. No,
18:07
Speaker 5: it wasn't Quikes. I have Quicks's number.
18:09
Speaker 6: You should have asked for something super specific from them.
18:11
Speaker 6: You could have been like I could go for a
18:14
Speaker 6: four piece kfcmeal right now, or like, honestly, just ye
18:19
Speaker 6: would Yeah, just one wacky selfie.
18:21
Speaker 5: I should just start yourself. I should just start sucking completely,
18:27
Speaker 5: just really lean into this sucking.
18:31
Speaker 6: How like just being like a sad sack bastard.
18:35
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just like always be like, well, I'm really
18:38
Speaker 5: feeling a little upset today.
18:41
Speaker 6: Just become ere from the next time Winnie the Pooh.
18:45
Speaker 5: Next time Dave denies me of a raise, I'll be like, well,
18:48
Speaker 5: this is just perfect. Been feeling really sad recently.
18:55
Speaker 6: The mental health card is Oh, that's great, it is.
19:00
Speaker 5: That's why it's like, that's why it's like cringey to
19:03
Speaker 5: talk about. But it's like, at the same time, bro,
19:06
Speaker 5: when you're on the other end of it, it ain't good.
19:11
Speaker 6: It is dark over there. It's a true photo negroh.
19:14
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I have been in the situation that you're
19:17
Speaker 1: in where you just have to fucking get out of somewhere.
19:20
Speaker 6: I lived down the shore and New No.
19:22
Speaker 5: It was like it wasn't an option.
19:25
Speaker 6: Yeah.
19:26
Speaker 1: I lived in Ocean City one summer for the entire summer,
19:29
Speaker 1: and like, at the beginning of the summer, I got
19:32
Speaker 1: like the best we got a little crackle going. I
19:35
Speaker 1: got the best bedroom in the house. I was fired
19:37
Speaker 1: the fuck up about it. It was like the master bedroom.
19:40
Speaker 1: But by the end of the summer it turned into
19:42
Speaker 1: like the fuck bedroom, and just everybody was like I'd
19:45
Speaker 1: like be out partying and someone would go and like
19:47
Speaker 1: fuck on my mattress and like there was no fucking
19:50
Speaker 1: sheets that would clean the sheets. Fucking I got like
19:54
Speaker 1: I like slept on the bed. I got like a
19:56
Speaker 1: fucking some bullshit on my face, like a fucking like rat.
19:59
Speaker 1: It was like, gaby, it wasn't scabies, but it was
20:01
Speaker 1: some kind of scabies adjacent shit. At the last second,
20:04
Speaker 1: I just had to pack everything up and just get
20:06
Speaker 1: the fuck out of Dodge, Like I was like furious.
20:09
Speaker 1: I just left within like three minutes, just got on
20:11
Speaker 1: the first bus back home from the shore.
20:13
Speaker 6: It was miserable.
20:17
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's brutal. Yeah, I mean last night it was
20:19
Speaker 5: like I like had a fine day, Like I woke up,
20:22
Speaker 5: I felt all right, woke up pretty early. I uh
20:26
Speaker 5: went to work, came back, and then as soon as
20:28
Speaker 5: I got back from work, I was just like losing
20:30
Speaker 5: my mind. Like it was like I couldn't even focus
20:32
Speaker 5: on one thing because it was just like like my
20:35
Speaker 5: mind was moving a million miles per hour. And then
20:37
Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, I'm leaving New York right now. Oh.
20:42
Speaker 5: I think it was like I was on the subway.
20:44
Speaker 5: I was on the subway and I was like, so
20:46
Speaker 5: I was looking around and I was like, this is
20:48
Speaker 5: so depressing, Like everyone was asleep. There's like dudes like
20:52
Speaker 5: nodding off on the subway and I'm like, ah, I'm
20:56
Speaker 5: going home.
20:58
Speaker 6: What kind of things can you do to reset your brain?
21:03
Speaker 5: I don't know, dude, Drink, smoke a little smoke, a
21:07
Speaker 5: little freaking goge.
21:15
Speaker 6: Do you think any of your boys will come home
21:16
Speaker 6: and like be with you and like just kind of
21:18
Speaker 6: sit with you.
21:20
Speaker 5: Hell no, definitely not.
21:23
Speaker 7: That lag made it so much funnier.
21:26
Speaker 6: Lag on your fucking your fat bong rip give us
21:30
Speaker 6: another fat head.
21:33
Speaker 5: You were smoking like a full minute later the audio. Dude,
21:38
Speaker 5: this is brutal. I'm gonna like, I'm gonna scream at
21:41
Speaker 5: my parents after this. I'm gonna get all up in
21:44
Speaker 5: my dad's face.
21:47
Speaker 1: Well, maybe he's going through something where he just can't
21:49
Speaker 1: afford good Wi Fi. Do you think that you need
21:51
Speaker 1: to like start chipping in around the house.
21:55
Speaker 5: I'm getting up in his face, work harder, do more.
22:03
Speaker 6: If you didn't want to need good Wi Fi, you
22:05
Speaker 6: shouldn't have had a son.
22:10
Speaker 5: You knew I was gonna be a podcaster.
22:15
Speaker 6: You should have dealt with this. If all business Pete
22:18
Speaker 6: was my dad, this never would have happened.
22:22
Speaker 5: The funniest part about this is like I'll make a
22:24
Speaker 5: joke that I think is funny, and then I won't
22:26
Speaker 5: hear your guys laughs for like forty five seconds. Laughter.
22:41
Speaker 5: I have no idea what's going on.
22:46
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to give you a little extra laughter
22:48
Speaker 1: just in case, like you're in the middle of saying
22:49
Speaker 1: something really funny. I just wanted to kind of get
22:51
Speaker 1: ahead of it and give you a little bit of
22:53
Speaker 1: a laugh.
22:55
Speaker 6: What do you want to become with this podcast while
22:58
Speaker 6: you're away? What do you want me to do with that?
23:00
Speaker 6: In the time being.
23:03
Speaker 5: I don't want to stop recording this podcast. I want
23:05
Speaker 5: to keep doing it. This is like one of my
23:07
Speaker 5: favorite things. Looks like you just did all right? All right, right, yep,
23:15
Speaker 5: ready to hop back in yep? All right? Where were we?
23:20
Speaker 5: Where were we?
23:21
Speaker 6: We were talking about that filthy bastard from Russia?
23:25
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we can just steer right over that. Let's
23:28
Speaker 5: hop into something new, something fresh. Should we talked about
23:31
Speaker 5: Philly a little more? I mean we only we recorded
23:34
Speaker 5: last time, like halfway through the Philly trip.
23:36
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had a whole other day in Philly. We
23:38
Speaker 1: went to five other places. We could jump through all
23:42
Speaker 1: of them if you want to. We went to a
23:44
Speaker 1: place called Sarcones Bakery, famous bakery right on the street
23:47
Speaker 1: there in Philly.
23:48
Speaker 6: What'd you think of it?
23:50
Speaker 5: Yes, really, bro, Sarcnes was gas. Sarcnes was something different. Dude,
23:57
Speaker 5: all right, what's the next one.
24:00
Speaker 6: We went to Ianellies.
24:02
Speaker 5: Oh, don't even get me started on ion Ellies. Ianellius
24:05
Speaker 5: was the spot.
24:07
Speaker 6: No, that guy just called us small dick losers the
24:09
Speaker 6: entire time.
24:10
Speaker 5: Oh that was ian Elli's. To be honest, I don't
24:12
Speaker 5: remember any of the names. Ianelli's was crazy. That was like,
24:16
Speaker 5: that was like ian Ellis literally might be the reason
24:19
Speaker 5: I had to send myself home because that guy was
24:21
Speaker 5: so mean to you. No, it wasn't even mean to me.
24:25
Speaker 5: I was just like it was so hot in there
24:27
Speaker 5: and I was so tired, and it was brutal.
24:29
Speaker 1: He was really mean to me, honestly, he was just
24:32
Speaker 1: a he flamed, you know, he bullied me. It wasn't
24:35
Speaker 1: just like a flame session, like I can handle a
24:37
Speaker 1: flame session.
24:38
Speaker 5: A full on bullying. Yeah, dude, he told you to
24:41
Speaker 5: give up on comedy.
24:42
Speaker 6: And I wasn't even trying comedy at that point.
24:45
Speaker 5: No, you were just like you're like, all right, man,
24:47
Speaker 5: let's get started. And he was like, all right, lead
24:49
Speaker 5: the jokes someone, Hey, why don't you lead the jokes
24:51
Speaker 5: to my buddy. Lead the jokes to my buddy, Jamarrow.
24:54
Speaker 5: You know, he's a stand up, but he's not one
24:55
Speaker 5: of those he's not one of those low times. He's
24:57
Speaker 5: not one of those low keys stand ups. He's a headline.
24:58
Speaker 5: I'm talking about headline a calm.
25:00
Speaker 6: I'm talking big names.
25:02
Speaker 5: I'm talking about big names.
25:03
Speaker 1: Every time I tried to say something to this guy,
25:05
Speaker 1: he would like, say a statement, and then I would
25:07
Speaker 1: agree with the statement. He'd be like, I wouldn't say
25:10
Speaker 1: all that. He'd be like, yeah, this water is wet.
25:15
Speaker 1: I would be like, yeah, you could say that there's
25:17
Speaker 1: like some moisture in it, and he'd be.
25:19
Speaker 6: Like, oh, I wouldn't say all that.
25:21
Speaker 5: He just was.
25:21
Speaker 6: Fucking convinced that he was going to disagree with me
25:24
Speaker 6: no matter what the fuck happened.
25:26
Speaker 5: He did not like me that much. Poor bastard. Yeah
25:29
Speaker 5: I didn't really I don't really know. I mean, the
25:32
Speaker 5: food was great at his spot, but you know, the
25:35
Speaker 5: energy was a little much for me that early in
25:37
Speaker 5: the morning.
25:38
Speaker 1: One thing I do admire sass about you and how
25:40
Speaker 1: you're handling your CD or clinical depression. Is that you're
25:45
Speaker 1: not lashing out at anybody else. You're not being like
25:48
Speaker 1: because you feel bad about yourself. You're not being nasty
25:51
Speaker 1: or mean to anyone else. You're just really mean and
25:53
Speaker 1: hard on yourself.
25:55
Speaker 5: Oh no, you should see what I'm like to my family. Dude,
26:00
Speaker 5: just hitting my mom, just the fuck up mom. I
26:04
Speaker 5: got home last night and I just wailed into my parents.
26:07
Speaker 5: I beat them both up.
26:11
Speaker 6: Anybody else, that wouldn't be funny for you to talk
26:13
Speaker 6: about beating up here, But for you, it is funny
26:17
Speaker 6: to talk about beating up your mom.
26:18
Speaker 5: My mom could beat me up.
26:20
Speaker 6: Oh there's no doubt in my mind, your mom could
26:22
Speaker 6: beat you up. Each mom would like fucking leg sweep
26:25
Speaker 6: you and fucking throw you through a chair. She'd do
26:27
Speaker 6: some wrestling shit to you. Your mom is a savage, bro.
26:31
Speaker 6: I fucking know.
26:32
Speaker 5: She's next level. She's next level. Then we went to uh.
26:35
Speaker 1: Then we went to raise Happy Birthday bar and uh
26:39
Speaker 1: we got a little street Remember that one we had
26:42
Speaker 1: on the street.
26:43
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, I didn't eat that one, so I
26:45
Speaker 5: can't say anything. Oh you didn't have a bite of
26:47
Speaker 5: that one. No, I was. I was so full from
26:50
Speaker 5: the first place or the last place that we actually
26:52
Speaker 5: were there for an hour and a half.
26:54
Speaker 1: And you were just groaning. That guy also did make
26:56
Speaker 1: us a sandwich.
26:58
Speaker 5: Yeah, he made us. He made us a sea It's
27:00
Speaker 5: a steak, sam, What would you think of that? It
27:05
Speaker 5: was good. I can't really say anything about that place
27:07
Speaker 5: because I was in such a bad mood when we
27:09
Speaker 5: were there, and I got my second wind when we
27:11
Speaker 5: were at the next place. But I was in such
27:13
Speaker 5: a bad mood when we were there, and I like
27:14
Speaker 5: couldn't like, oh man, when he called me over to
27:17
Speaker 5: eat that steak sandwich, dude, I was like genuinely furious.
27:20
Speaker 1: I feel like that what we were doing on that day,
27:24
Speaker 1: going to like six different shoots in one day and
27:28
Speaker 1: trying a bunch of different things, I feel like that's
27:31
Speaker 1: a way to fucking get out of the cycle of depression.
27:35
Speaker 1: Like seeing like cool shit, like seeing different parts of
27:40
Speaker 1: the world, being stimulated by different experiences.
27:44
Speaker 6: I feel like that's kind of like a healthy cycle
27:46
Speaker 6: to be in.
27:48
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, uh, yeah, I guess yeah. I mean
27:52
Speaker 5: it was fun. It was a It was a very
27:54
Speaker 5: fun few days. I mean, hanging out with the mics
27:55
Speaker 5: is always a really fun time. So I enjoyed that
27:58
Speaker 5: a lot. I enjoyed the first night. First night was
28:01
Speaker 5: the black tax I.
28:02
Speaker 6: Heard they were giving you advice the mics. I don't know.
28:06
Speaker 5: I heard they were. I wasn't there when they were.
28:10
Speaker 5: Oh no, you were there was that black taxi. I
28:12
Speaker 5: mean we talked. I was talking both of the mics
28:15
Speaker 5: all night. Bro. Well, one of the mikes was saying
28:20
Speaker 5: that that me and you could it could be getting
28:24
Speaker 5: deals with startup companies and then all takes us for
28:26
Speaker 5: one of them to pop off and we would become billionaires.
28:30
Speaker 6: So why isn't he a billionaire?
28:31
Speaker 5: Then? Because he's not an influencer. He kept on saying influencers, influencers,
28:37
Speaker 5: which is a disgusting word.
28:39
Speaker 6: Yeah, I would have nipped that conversation.
28:41
Speaker 5: But I'm not an influencer, Bro, I'm a creator.
28:43
Speaker 6: I'm not an influencer.
28:44
Speaker 5: I'm under the influence. Bro.
28:46
Speaker 6: Get it fucking right.
28:51
Speaker 5: That, Bro, I'm not an influencer. I'm just always on
28:54
Speaker 5: the end. I'm off that. I'm off that influent the influence.
29:00
Speaker 6: Dude, you should put.
29:01
Speaker 5: Them off that influenza path.
29:03
Speaker 6: Dude, can you put that on one of your memes
29:05
Speaker 6: or shirts or some shit like that, Like, I'm not
29:07
Speaker 6: an influencer, I'm under the influence.
29:10
Speaker 5: I'm under the influence. That would be good. I'll do
29:12
Speaker 5: that later. I'll do one of those motivational time card
29:15
Speaker 5: or whatever those things.
29:16
Speaker 1: It's just like a picture of like some high heels
29:18
Speaker 1: and a half bottle of whiskey or some shit like that.
29:21
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, well no, I'm gonna make it off your face.
29:24
Speaker 5: That's the goat.
29:25
Speaker 6: Can you do it with the fucking uh the suit
29:27
Speaker 6: in the lobby of Minnesota.
29:29
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm not an influencer. I'm under the that's far. Uh.
29:35
Speaker 1: That's a great quote, yo, bro, that's a that's the
29:37
Speaker 1: son of a boy dad original.
29:39
Speaker 6: That's the kind of quotes we fucking crank out in
29:40
Speaker 6: this bitch. Uh.
29:42
Speaker 5: Oh, of course, dude, we should have been doing this
29:44
Speaker 5: by phone called the entirety.
29:45
Speaker 6: It sounds way better.
29:46
Speaker 1: It's way easier, it's way conversation's way smoother too. Oh yeah,
29:51
Speaker 1: have to like hope that you're laughing at the joke though, Yeah,
29:55
Speaker 1: Tyler and Owen can here. I feel like I've lost
29:57
Speaker 1: Tyler and Owen, which is tough. Let me hit that bro,
30:01
Speaker 1: Let me hit that pen on my fucking dog.
30:05
Speaker 5: Yo, way, what are you guys doing over there? What's
30:06
Speaker 5: going on? Oh man, I have big time fomo now.
30:13
Speaker 6: Oh he's going drogune.
30:16
Speaker 5: I don't even have the for everyone that's listening or watching,
30:19
Speaker 5: I don't. I can't see ron. I just have his
30:21
Speaker 5: phone call of him up because the my WiFi my
30:25
Speaker 5: house is too shitty for me to be able to
30:26
Speaker 5: hear him or see him. Oh you can't see me
30:29
Speaker 5: even the Wi Fi gods have restricted.
30:32
Speaker 6: Me of sight, dude.
30:34
Speaker 5: So the next oh wait, no, I can see you now.
30:36
Speaker 5: I just pulled up to pulled you up on zoom,
30:38
Speaker 5: pulled you up on that z thang.
30:40
Speaker 6: The next place we went was a spot called Liberty Kitchen.
30:45
Speaker 5: Oh, Liberty Kitchen was ill. Oh wait, Liberty Kitchen was
30:48
Speaker 5: actually the place that I said was my number one.
30:51
Speaker 6: Yeah it was your fathy.
30:53
Speaker 5: Yeah, Liberty Kitchen was great. That one was like the
30:56
Speaker 5: pie there was amazing, and the people there were awesome,
30:59
Speaker 5: and the artwork on the waltz was fantastic.
31:01
Speaker 6: He was Jewish and he was a Jew.
31:05
Speaker 1: I almost feel like when you say call someone a Jew,
31:07
Speaker 1: I feel like it's uh.
31:09
Speaker 5: It feels wrong. It feels like you're being It feels
31:12
Speaker 5: like a slow Yeah.
31:12
Speaker 1: It does, but it's okay, Like it's not a slur.
31:18
Speaker 1: It's not cause someone a Jew and.
31:20
Speaker 5: Anyone who says it is, bro, you're wrong and guess what,
31:23
Speaker 5: I'm Jewish? But did it newsflash?
31:26
Speaker 6: And so I'm so when we were with say something
31:29
Speaker 6: to that effect and they did mean it disparagingly. Oh
31:32
Speaker 6: yeah he was.
31:33
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was being real Jewy And I was like, what,
31:38
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, can you pull over?
31:40
Speaker 6: I think I.
31:43
Speaker 5: Come again?
31:44
Speaker 1: Why people didn't walk through the desert for us to
31:47
Speaker 1: have to drive through?
31:48
Speaker 6: Hatred of you fucking disparaging us.
31:52
Speaker 5: Well, then he told me that he was actually Jewish too,
31:54
Speaker 5: so it kind of cancel.
31:55
Speaker 1: I think he was just making that up in the moment,
31:57
Speaker 1: kind of as a get out of angle free car.
32:00
Speaker 5: Oh you better not.
32:02
Speaker 6: It's like how when you say the N word and
32:03
Speaker 6: then you say that like your friends are black, I.
32:07
Speaker 5: Say, my mom's flack.
32:08
Speaker 6: Yeah, you just claim to have a full black family. No,
32:11
Speaker 6: I was adopted by a black school.
32:13
Speaker 5: Bro, It's cool, my mom is.
32:15
Speaker 6: I'm actually South African.
32:17
Speaker 5: Then we went it's like when it's like when logic
32:19
Speaker 5: says the N word.
32:20
Speaker 6: Who could relate, but who can relate is actually black. Though.
32:26
Speaker 6: Then we went to Gaeta's in the Northeast. Gay Dicks, Chill, bro.
32:34
Speaker 6: You can't say gay dick.
32:37
Speaker 1: You can call someone gay or you can call someone
32:40
Speaker 1: a dick, but you can't say they have a gay dick.
32:43
Speaker 5: Never both, never at the same time. Ever.
32:46
Speaker 6: Then we went to Gays in the Northeast. What do
32:49
Speaker 6: you think of that spot?
32:50
Speaker 5: I thought it was good. It was a nice little
32:52
Speaker 5: family owned or was it. I think it used to
32:55
Speaker 5: be family owned. It's not anymore.
32:57
Speaker 1: They got their pizza recipe for or their tomato pi
32:59
Speaker 1: rus be from some other family who I think they like.
33:02
Speaker 5: They said they killed the entire family or something like that.
33:04
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was like a Native American family. Yeah. The
33:09
Speaker 6: blood ran from there, fucking from Gatas in the northeast
33:12
Speaker 6: all the way down Cotton. It was fun.
33:15
Speaker 5: I thought that. Uh. I thought that Gatas was good.
33:18
Speaker 5: I thought the place after it with those two ladies
33:20
Speaker 5: was really good.
33:21
Speaker 6: Marciano's Marcianos in many Unk Marcianos was like a It
33:27
Speaker 6: was an awesome spot, and I like those ladies a lot.
33:29
Speaker 5: They were very funny. Yeah, they were just nice ladies.
33:32
Speaker 5: That's the kind I thought. It was how nervous they were.
33:34
Speaker 5: It was so funny.
33:35
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was cute, Wasn't it cute? How nervous those
33:38
Speaker 1: forty year old ladies.
33:39
Speaker 5: Were because because you asked for like pepperoni bread, the
33:44
Speaker 5: pepperoni bread, and and someone was like, oh, where's pepperoni bread?
33:49
Speaker 5: And she was like, oh my god, I forgot. And
33:50
Speaker 5: I was like, your score is gonna go down a
33:53
Speaker 5: lot if we don't get the pepperoni bread. And she
33:55
Speaker 5: literally like turned around and took off to the kitchen crying,
33:59
Speaker 5: and I was like, I was completely joking, no, And
34:05
Speaker 5: they just kept on being like, I told you, we
34:06
Speaker 5: should have had the Miller lights before.
34:09
Speaker 6: We should have got a buzz all before he would
34:11
Speaker 6: have taken.
34:11
Speaker 5: The job, because they were so nervous to they were
34:14
Speaker 5: so nervous to be on camera. They just kept being like,
34:17
Speaker 5: we should have had a couple of Miller lights.
34:19
Speaker 1: They're like, thank god Dave's not here, we would have
34:21
Speaker 1: had all they were asking. They were literally asking you
34:24
Speaker 1: for ada van Like they weren't even being funny out there, like,
34:27
Speaker 1: do you can we have some of your ada van?
34:30
Speaker 1: Do you have Malia Obama's credit cards so we can
34:33
Speaker 1: snort some of this ata van?
34:36
Speaker 6: But did you get to try any of the of
34:38
Speaker 6: the of the bread?
34:39
Speaker 5: They No, I was way too full. I had like
34:42
Speaker 5: four slices. Bro bread came out.
34:44
Speaker 1: The bread is so fucking good. It's so good. I
34:48
Speaker 1: think it's the best thing that I ate the entire day,
34:50
Speaker 1: the bread more. Actually, no, I don't know. That's that's
34:52
Speaker 1: fucked up to say. I'm not gonna pit one.
34:54
Speaker 5: I guess together. But I just really liked the bread. Oh,
34:57
Speaker 5: I'll rank them, bro, I'll give you my top three. Okay,
34:59
Speaker 5: give it number one? Was it liberty? Is that what
35:02
Speaker 5: it's called?
35:02
Speaker 6: Liberty kitchen?
35:04
Speaker 5: Liberty kitchen? Number one? Number two?
35:05
Speaker 1: The wait, hold up, Hold up, before you go to
35:07
Speaker 1: the go to number two. Remember my criteria of what
35:10
Speaker 1: makes a good restaurant when you're another city.
35:14
Speaker 5: No, I don't remember.
35:16
Speaker 1: It's whenever there's like three rules. If there's like an
35:18
Speaker 1: and in their name, like like pig and pie spoon,
35:22
Speaker 1: if there's a forker spoon in the name, or if
35:25
Speaker 1: their ship says kitchen at the end.
35:27
Speaker 5: Of it, Liberty Kitchen. If it's like Liberty Kitchen was
35:31
Speaker 5: number one.
35:32
Speaker 6: Yep, so it passes the criteria for a good restaurant
35:35
Speaker 6: and a news.
35:36
Speaker 5: I'm not following your criteria though, I'm following my criteria, but.
35:39
Speaker 6: I'm saying this holds true to the criteria.
35:42
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, what was number What was the first place
35:44
Speaker 5: that we went the whole time? Corporallice, Corporalese, number two,
35:50
Speaker 5: Corporate number two. Unreal? Okay, that's the number three and
35:54
Speaker 5: number three. I'll go to the I'll go the last
35:56
Speaker 5: place we went. What was it called Marcianos Marcianos so
35:59
Speaker 5: Liberty Kitchen, Corporalie Marciano's best tomato pot spots in Philadelphia
36:05
Speaker 5: and probably in the.
36:06
Speaker 6: World except for you Toic New York, which has and.
36:09
Speaker 5: That is a little sasquatch Barstool Sports official ranking. We'll
36:13
Speaker 5: throw that on the one bite app.
36:15
Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely put that on the one bite.
36:17
Speaker 1: Let's make a fucking time card, Let's make a fucking
36:21
Speaker 1: a little meme. Let's use the picture of me in
36:23
Speaker 1: the suit in Minnesota. Just make it official.
36:26
Speaker 6: We have to fucking rank this ship. Wait, do you
36:28
Speaker 6: want to?
36:29
Speaker 5: I'll get my team on.
36:30
Speaker 1: That ranked the UH ranked the barbecue you had in
36:34
Speaker 1: UH wherever the funk we were.
36:37
Speaker 5: I don't remember that. I can't do that, all right.
36:39
Speaker 6: Fucked we're trying to get some rankings off, Dude, I
36:40
Speaker 6: feel like giving yeah, but I rank that that was.
36:43
Speaker 5: That was like over a year ago.
36:44
Speaker 1: Rank your favorite beers, Rank your little SAS's favorite beers.
36:48
Speaker 1: Top three favorite beers?
36:51
Speaker 5: All right, I can dabble in that. I can play
36:54
Speaker 5: with that. Fuck yes, brother, what do you got Number one?
37:00
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with Natty Light, Natty number two, bush Light,
37:08
Speaker 5: number three natural Ice.
37:11
Speaker 6: Nice, Natty Light, bush Light, Natty Ice.
37:15
Speaker 5: Those are my top three best beers by a mile.
37:19
Speaker 6: Bro.
37:19
Speaker 5: Anytime I go to a place and I'm like, I
37:21
Speaker 5: hate when they look at me surprised when I'm like, hey,
37:23
Speaker 5: do you guys have Natty Ice on draft tap?
37:27
Speaker 6: You guys have kegs of Natty Ice?
37:29
Speaker 5: Why not?
37:31
Speaker 1: That doesn't make any fucking sense. You guys knew or something.
37:35
Speaker 1: You guys only do craft or what.
37:38
Speaker 5: That's not very proud of you.
37:40
Speaker 1: They're not frat stars at all. Wait, what are your
37:43
Speaker 1: what are your three best frats?
37:48
Speaker 5: Kapa Ma sig.
37:54
Speaker 6: Kappa Omega and Kappa Omega Ko is the knockout.
37:57
Speaker 5: And it's by and it's by a freaking mile.
38:00
Speaker 6: Yeah, any other list is wrong. If you don't see
38:02
Speaker 6: those three, if you if you don't see Fi I Phi,
38:07
Speaker 6: if you don't see II Penn state, Oh they have
38:11
Speaker 6: fight I Phi.
38:12
Speaker 5: Come on, BRODI might be exclusively to Paul?
38:16
Speaker 6: What is fight I FI?
38:17
Speaker 5: Is that actual demons?
38:20
Speaker 6: Is that actually a frat name? Yeah?
38:22
Speaker 5: Well it was like it was like a they made
38:24
Speaker 5: it themselves. You don't actually have to pledge. It's like
38:28
Speaker 5: the best part about this phrase. You don't have to
38:30
Speaker 5: pledge or anything. You just sign up.
38:32
Speaker 1: Bro, gross, you need to pledge to fucking weed out
38:36
Speaker 1: the normies.
38:37
Speaker 5: The g d II to Paul, you were in Fight
38:40
Speaker 5: I Phi.
38:42
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're a fucking Greek.
38:45
Speaker 5: Oh dude, it runs in my veins.
38:47
Speaker 6: I thought you. I thought you're a g d I.
38:50
Speaker 5: Bro.
38:51
Speaker 6: What is a g d I A goddamn independent? No,
38:55
Speaker 6: it's a goddamn independent, bro.
38:57
Speaker 5: No, dude, I'm Greek as f that's.
38:59
Speaker 1: What they would call people who weren't frat a g
39:02
Speaker 1: d I these goddamn independence Wait, is that.
39:05
Speaker 5: What they call him? A JED? What is the insult?
39:08
Speaker 5: What's the insult? It sounds like a slur that they
39:10
Speaker 5: that the that the frat dudes call people who aren't
39:12
Speaker 5: in frats?
39:14
Speaker 1: Uh, what is the what's the slur that rat dudes
39:18
Speaker 1: call people inside?
39:19
Speaker 5: Is it a JED NARP?
39:23
Speaker 6: What's the NARP stand for?
39:24
Speaker 5: No, it's not a NARP.
39:25
Speaker 6: It's a jed not non athletic regular person. You fucking NARP.
39:34
Speaker 5: Bro. I used to get called a NARP. I got
39:36
Speaker 5: called him up the whole my whole life up until
39:38
Speaker 5: this week. And that's what sent me home.
39:40
Speaker 6: Your mom was calling you a NARP before you started
39:42
Speaker 6: beating her up.
39:43
Speaker 5: Dude, My mom called me a NARP when I when
39:45
Speaker 5: I walked in.
39:46
Speaker 6: What's up, narpy? Still crying?
39:48
Speaker 5: Stop narp? It's up? Arp. The big city is a
39:51
Speaker 5: little too much to handle for you, isn't it? I
39:58
Speaker 5: was like, oh, okay, all.
40:00
Speaker 6: Right, sorry, mummy? Can I have my crest cut off?
40:03
Speaker 5: I was like, Mummy, the big city is too much
40:06
Speaker 5: for me, and she was like, get out of my face,
40:08
Speaker 5: you friggin narp, Mummy.
40:10
Speaker 6: The commenters are mean to me. Fucking bong this five
40:16
Speaker 6: five bong beer right now? Bong this two story bong
40:20
Speaker 6: Right now, I got a Natty Ice tall boy with
40:23
Speaker 6: your name on it. Stop bitching. You want me to
40:26
Speaker 6: put it in a bottle for you.
40:28
Speaker 5: That's actually the real reason that I had to leave
40:30
Speaker 5: New York. Brother's not nearly enough. Natty Ice is.
40:32
Speaker 6: There, dude, I'm all right while we're while we're doing rankings.
40:38
Speaker 6: Top five hangover foods or let's make it top three.
40:41
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, Bro, Yes we're going there, Bro, watch out
40:47
Speaker 6: full sand watch out Kyle, because we were coming for
40:49
Speaker 6: that ass, bro.
40:52
Speaker 5: Top five hangover Foods, Number one, Happy Dads, Yes, easily, Bro,
40:57
Speaker 5: Little Hair of the Dog. Yes, brother, I'll get me
41:00
Speaker 5: feeling right.
41:01
Speaker 6: Okay, two, but you're two Ski, come.
41:07
Speaker 5: On trying to think. I'm trying to think.
41:09
Speaker 6: What about pizza? Yo?
41:15
Speaker 5: Smacks, Bro, pizza smacks when you're hungover.
41:21
Speaker 6: He's just fact so heavy. Or a bacon egg and chi. Bro, No,
41:28
Speaker 6: he did not finish the word cheese, Bro.
41:31
Speaker 5: That is filthy. That's filthy. Yeah, so I'm gonna go
41:35
Speaker 5: Top three Happy Dads. Pizza and a bacon egg and
41:39
Speaker 5: cheese chi, A bacon egg and.
41:42
Speaker 6: Che bacon egg and Stephen Cha. Nothing goes better.
41:47
Speaker 5: Michael Cha and Stephen Chair related. They definitely are, dude.
41:53
Speaker 6: And if you see this list anywhere else is fucking fraud.
41:56
Speaker 6: You're not gonna get this fucking the official ranking to
42:00
Speaker 6: get this uncut, unfiltered, fucking content.
42:03
Speaker 5: How about you, sir?
42:04
Speaker 6: How about your favorite beach towns or favorite types of
42:07
Speaker 6: guns that are fucking manufactured by raytheon.
42:11
Speaker 5: Ak forty seven M sixteen and the desert freaking eagle.
42:17
Speaker 6: The eagle drop down and let your eagles off.
42:22
Speaker 5: What a beautiful piece, bro.
42:24
Speaker 6: Yeah.
42:24
Speaker 1: I got two desert eagles, one in Camo and one
42:27
Speaker 1: in Blue Lives Matter.
42:32
Speaker 5: That's sick, dude. I got one with the Ukrainian flag painted.
42:35
Speaker 6: You got the Ukrainian d Yeah, damn. I don't even
42:39
Speaker 6: think they have desert eagles out there.
42:42
Speaker 5: No, it's custom, it's a custom job.
42:44
Speaker 1: Or they don't even have deserts out there or eagles.
42:48
Speaker 1: Hell no, fuck yeah.
42:49
Speaker 5: Only have eagles in the US. That's why it's our bird.
42:52
Speaker 6: Yeah, the fucking baldy, fucking majestic ass skinhead eagle. Is
42:59
Speaker 6: that why skinheads fucking shaved that thing to fucking replicate
43:02
Speaker 6: the bald eagle? One ultimate commotism.
43:06
Speaker 5: It's a common misconception that skinheads are racists. It's more
43:09
Speaker 5: they're just so obsessed with the bald eagle that they
43:12
Speaker 5: decide to dedicate their hair to the eagle.
43:15
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're just patriots who.
43:17
Speaker 5: Uh sacrifice their hair for the eagle.
43:19
Speaker 1: They're just following in the footsteps of our Founding fathers geniuses.
43:25
Speaker 1: Fuck yes, dude, the Founding Fathers were racist. Fuck anyway, bro,
43:30
Speaker 1: Oh dude, that's how they wanted it. You know, those
43:32
Speaker 1: Cis white males were fucking running a muck in early Philadelphia.
43:37
Speaker 1: That's another thing that makes Philadelphia sweet, all that fucking history.
43:40
Speaker 6: Bro.
43:41
Speaker 1: I'd love to take you on a history tour, maybe
43:42
Speaker 1: a ghost tour or some shit like that.
43:45
Speaker 5: Bro, did you see that picture that the Always Sunny
43:47
Speaker 5: People posted with uh little Dickie.
43:50
Speaker 6: Philly Nation, Philly Nation. Fuck?
43:52
Speaker 5: I didn't know that Little Dickie was a Philly guy.
43:55
Speaker 5: You didn't know what is every It's just like everyone
43:58
Speaker 5: from Philly.
43:58
Speaker 6: It is like that.
43:59
Speaker 1: Now everybody used to be from Boston and now like
44:02
Speaker 1: there's been a seismic shift and everybody's from Philly.
44:04
Speaker 6: Now he's from Cheltenham.
44:05
Speaker 5: Bro. I could see that the Boston thing because it
44:09
Speaker 5: feels like all the old like comedians are from Boston,
44:12
Speaker 5: or at least the goats, you know.
44:15
Speaker 6: And I feel like people from Boston used to like
44:17
Speaker 6: make it out like, oh, we're from Boston. We have
44:19
Speaker 6: this attitude that nobody else has, Like we have this
44:22
Speaker 6: fucking edge that nobody else has. It's fucking Boston.
44:25
Speaker 5: Yeah. And then Philly came in.
44:27
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like Boston Boston dudes were wearing like scallis and jeans,
44:32
Speaker 1: like thinking that they had character, Like they were like
44:34
Speaker 1: dressing up like it was eighteen seventy or some shit.
44:37
Speaker 1: And then Philly just changed the game. Came in like
44:39
Speaker 1: a wrecking ball with a pair of fucking Champion sweatpants
44:42
Speaker 1: and a stained hoodie with yingling all over it.
44:45
Speaker 5: Oh please, bro, stand hoodie with just tomato pie all
44:49
Speaker 5: over that thing?
44:51
Speaker 6: Yeah?
44:52
Speaker 5: Pre stained?
44:53
Speaker 6: Is that a bloodstain or is that tomato pie?
44:56
Speaker 5: Don't even have to ask, bro, I always know it's
44:58
Speaker 5: gonna be tomato pie. Bro.
45:01
Speaker 1: Speaking of Bud that do you see that Bud Dwyer
45:04
Speaker 1: killed himself on nineteen eighty seven, fucking thirty five years
45:08
Speaker 1: ago today?
45:09
Speaker 5: Is that the dude who killed himself on TV when he.
45:11
Speaker 6: Got Yeah, Bro, you know he's a Philly guy.
45:15
Speaker 5: Philly legend. He might be top, he might be top three.
45:18
Speaker 1: All right, give us your top free Philly legends. And
45:21
Speaker 1: you can't say Bud Dwyer. S.
45:25
Speaker 5: Why can't I say Bud Dwyer because.
45:27
Speaker 1: We don't know he's from Philly. We just know his
45:29
Speaker 1: daughter went to Penn State. But his daughter did go
45:32
Speaker 1: to Penn State.
45:33
Speaker 5: Uh. Top three Philly legends. That's tough because there's so
45:38
Speaker 5: many like Bro.
45:39
Speaker 1: We could be here all day, fucking Doris Day, Mary
45:43
Speaker 1: callow Hill, Betsy Ross and that's just the women.
45:49
Speaker 5: Oh I didn't know Betsy Ross was from Philly.
45:52
Speaker 6: Yes, Bro, she showed the flag right there.
45:54
Speaker 1: Top three fucking colonial bitches from Philly.
45:58
Speaker 5: Colonial Alright, I'm gonna go with Kevin Bacon right off
46:03
Speaker 5: the rip.
46:04
Speaker 6: Kevin Bacon one of the Philly goats. Okay, salute to
46:07
Speaker 6: fucking KB.
46:08
Speaker 1: Fucking six degrees KB with swag Oh Bob Saggitt saggitt
46:13
Speaker 1: r I.
46:14
Speaker 6: P bro fucking saggot. Where is he from? Norristown? Diplo
46:21
Speaker 6: and Diplo, Yes, Silk City.
46:25
Speaker 5: Silk City represents goat, dude.
46:28
Speaker 6: Diplo is the goat dude.
46:29
Speaker 5: They don't make them like Diplo anymore.
46:31
Speaker 1: Tuesday, Oh my mind, think about you all the time
46:35
Speaker 1: and time?
46:36
Speaker 5: Wait is that dip I don't think so. Who is that?
46:40
Speaker 6: Kate Trinada?
46:40
Speaker 5: Diplo make just like Strictly d M.
46:43
Speaker 6: Yeah that's a eight.
46:44
Speaker 5: That's a E d M song. Bro, Tuesday, Oh my mind?
46:53
Speaker 5: Oh are you beatboxing? My boy?
46:56
Speaker 1: You sound like Rozel, the number one beat boxer in
46:58
Speaker 1: the world who's actually from Philly.
47:00
Speaker 5: Bro.
47:05
Speaker 6: Yes, Bro, give us the fucking look.
47:08
Speaker 5: Bro, how long have we been going for?
47:12
Speaker 6: Dude? I like, I feel like you are in a
47:15
Speaker 6: whole new place when you're just at home. You kind
47:17
Speaker 6: of you got your goofback, Dude.
47:20
Speaker 5: I'm on goof mode for sure.
47:21
Speaker 6: How sas got is goofback dude.
47:25
Speaker 5: So honestly, it's great being home. It makes me feel like,
47:28
Speaker 5: you know, it makes me feel like I could do anything.
47:30
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're young again.
47:32
Speaker 5: It makes me feel like I'm indestructible.
47:35
Speaker 6: You really are at this point. And if the audio
47:38
Speaker 6: didn't sound like we're fucking screaming through a mud puddle
47:41
Speaker 6: of shit right now.
47:42
Speaker 5: We could do this all the time as we went
47:44
Speaker 5: on the call. If we went on as soon as
47:45
Speaker 5: we went on the call, all of a sudden, you're imperfect.
47:49
Speaker 6: Yeah, because your WiFi suck. It's because your WiFi sucked.
47:53
Speaker 5: You're not lagging at all, dude. I'm looking at the
47:54
Speaker 5: fire and the fire is actively moving.
47:57
Speaker 6: Was the fire not moving before? I feel like the.
48:00
Speaker 5: Fire with the fire was completely still when we hung
48:03
Speaker 5: off the call.
48:04
Speaker 6: I feel like I've been getting lower and lower in
48:05
Speaker 6: my seat and it's fucking relaxing.
48:09
Speaker 5: If I did that, dude, people will be like classic
48:11
Speaker 5: SaaS bro. This says so much about his work ethic.
48:14
Speaker 6: Look at his posture. He doesn't even have his.
48:17
Speaker 5: One hour of work he does a week. He can't
48:19
Speaker 5: even sit up straight in his freaking chair. Yeah.
48:24
Speaker 1: Someone just tried to call me from Philly. They probably
48:26
Speaker 1: heard all the fucking slander you're thrown.
48:28
Speaker 5: Out about I said about Kevin Bacon.
48:31
Speaker 6: Yes, Bro, Kevin Bacon, love bake.
48:34
Speaker 5: I don't have to do some bacon after this.
48:36
Speaker 6: It's starving some wake and bacon.
48:39
Speaker 5: Bro. I know the type time acon, some waking Kevin Bake.
48:43
Speaker 1: I know you have progressive as parents who let you
48:45
Speaker 1: smoke weed in the house and make you call them
48:47
Speaker 1: by their first names of course.
48:50
Speaker 5: Of course I hate when people call their parents by
48:52
Speaker 5: their first name. Shut the fuck up, Betsy, Yeah, specifically
48:57
Speaker 5: their mothers. Yeah, and that's the one that really gets me.
49:02
Speaker 1: It used to be Karen. I think that's even how
49:04
Speaker 1: the word karen started. But now it's been appropriated by
49:07
Speaker 1: non whites. It used to be exclusively fubu. Used to
49:15
Speaker 1: be for us, by us, we'd be the ones who
49:17
Speaker 1: throw around the word karen. Now they've turned it into
49:20
Speaker 1: a word to disparage us.
49:23
Speaker 5: They've turned it a word to turn us against each other.
49:26
Speaker 5: That's all that Karen is. Yeah, in one hundred years,
49:29
Speaker 5: separate the whites.
49:31
Speaker 1: Once white people become a minority in the United States,
49:33
Speaker 1: which will happen in like probably probably by the end
49:36
Speaker 1: of this century, about fifty years after that, we're white
49:41
Speaker 1: people are gonna like try to take back karen, like
49:44
Speaker 1: the N word, and they're gonna like not let anybody
49:47
Speaker 1: else say karen. And there's just gonna be like white
49:51
Speaker 1: artists singing poke music using the K word liberally, and
49:56
Speaker 1: everybody else is gonna wish they could fucking use the
49:58
Speaker 1: K word.
50:00
Speaker 5: That would be awesome to My mom's name is Karen.
50:03
Speaker 6: No it's not.
50:04
Speaker 5: It actually is.
50:06
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was gonna be the first one I said, like,
50:09
Speaker 6: shut the fuck up, Karen.
50:11
Speaker 5: But I thought it would be too about differently, It's
50:13
Speaker 5: not ka r E N it's c R I n
50:16
Speaker 5: G exactly. You neled it.
50:19
Speaker 6: You're one of the most caring bitches I know.
50:25
Speaker 5: Yeah, bro, my mom's caring about her son.
50:29
Speaker 1: I like your soulless walls that you have in your
50:33
Speaker 1: house kind of reminds me of your.
50:34
Speaker 5: Isn't this isn't like I don't I don't really crash
50:39
Speaker 5: here that often.
50:42
Speaker 1: It looks like you have a genetic aversion to ever
50:45
Speaker 1: decorating anything. It's only like wallpaper and floral blinds that
50:49
Speaker 1: you have up.
50:51
Speaker 5: Dude, this room is awesome. Like this is like I
50:53
Speaker 5: come back here and it's like as soon as I
50:55
Speaker 5: lay in bed, it's like every single problem I have
50:57
Speaker 5: in the world just disappears.
50:59
Speaker 6: You probably just jerk and off furiously. Oh everywhere it
51:03
Speaker 6: probably just smells like, uh, those cumb trees all over
51:07
Speaker 6: the house, not because there's actually com trees growing, but
51:10
Speaker 6: because you've been coming everywhere.
51:12
Speaker 5: What is a com tree? Actually? I think like what
51:15
Speaker 5: might have been the turning point in my day yesterday
51:18
Speaker 5: when I decided, okay, either I'm gonna kill myself or
51:20
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go home. I made a coffee right when
51:23
Speaker 5: I got into the office, and Nate came up to
51:25
Speaker 5: me and he goes, Yo, can I come in your coffee?
51:30
Speaker 5: And he was like within three minutes of me being there, Bro,
51:36
Speaker 5: you should have let him do it, dude. I was like, ah,
51:41
Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, Nate, for sure. Man.
51:43
Speaker 6: What if that's the thing that's making him depress that
51:45
Speaker 6: nobody's letting him come in their coffee?
51:49
Speaker 5: Dude, he can make his own coffee and do whatever
51:51
Speaker 5: he has to do.
51:51
Speaker 1: What if he likes coming in other people's coffees? Okay,
51:54
Speaker 1: have you considered that?
51:56
Speaker 5: I haven't considered.
51:57
Speaker 6: Maybe that's one of the fucking forty eight genders, is
52:00
Speaker 6: that he likes to come in other people's coffee.
52:04
Speaker 5: Is there forty eight genders?
52:06
Speaker 6: I think there's like ninety six genders?
52:09
Speaker 5: Bro, what happened to just the two? Right? Seriously?
52:13
Speaker 1: Bro, Boys have penis, girls have vagina. That's how I
52:16
Speaker 1: like to fucking say it.
52:19
Speaker 5: No, I don't care, bro, you can be whatever the
52:22
Speaker 5: f you want to be as long as you hit
52:23
Speaker 5: the like button on this video.
52:25
Speaker 6: Hit the like button for sure on this video, and
52:27
Speaker 6: what's up with you.
52:28
Speaker 5: The like button and hit that subscribe button.
52:30
Speaker 1: What's up with mean Girl podcast? Saying that nice guys
52:33
Speaker 1: finish last or don't.
52:34
Speaker 5: Feel no, They were saying that nice guys finished first,
52:38
Speaker 5: just it takes them a couple more years to get there.
52:41
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then did you see our boy Jack Mac
52:42
Speaker 1: fired back at them.
52:44
Speaker 5: What did Jack Mac say?
52:46
Speaker 1: He was like, oh, yeah, just like let the women
52:48
Speaker 1: fuck uh, the chads, the alpha chads, the entire like
52:53
Speaker 1: for their early twenties and just wait around as a
52:55
Speaker 1: nice guy and fucking just pick up their sloppy seconds
52:59
Speaker 1: after the fact. I mean, yeah, facts, bros. He was
53:03
Speaker 1: spitting fucking facts, bro.
53:05
Speaker 5: But like that shouldn't be like, you shouldn't be opposed
53:08
Speaker 5: to that. Look, that's best case scenario.
53:10
Speaker 6: Best case scenario.
53:11
Speaker 1: They get fucking plowed and then you fucking scoop him
53:14
Speaker 1: up off the trash heat.
53:16
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you just get whatever's left.
53:19
Speaker 1: That's the dream for nice, nice guys like us. Shit man,
53:25
Speaker 1: fucking ken dolls like us.
53:27
Speaker 6: Fucking's a couple of Ken's just Gaston's like us. The
53:30
Speaker 6: true nice guys let him fuck the Beast for a
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Speaker 6: little bit. Gaston was truly the hero of Beauty and
53:36
Speaker 6: the Beast if you really look back. He courted her,
53:39
Speaker 6: he played it right. All the other bitches wanted him.
53:42
Speaker 6: He kicked them to the curb. He wooed her with flowers,
53:45
Speaker 6: He sang her songs. He was jack as fuck. He
53:48
Speaker 6: was handsome and he was successful. And then, Bro, what
53:51
Speaker 6: the fuck? Yo?
53:54
Speaker 1: Why'd you just call me from another fucking call? I
53:57
Speaker 1: was fucking spitting facts, Bro, can you hear me?
54:02
Speaker 5: Yo? Yo?
54:03
Speaker 6: Why'd you just call me from a different call? He
54:05
Speaker 6: just double called me?
54:07
Speaker 5: It's had the call failed? But just keep going, keep going.
54:09
Speaker 5: I was spitting fucking facts, bro about gas What were
54:12
Speaker 5: you saying about? I know I saw you on my screen.
54:15
Speaker 5: Keep you were kept going, but I but it wasn't.
54:19
Speaker 5: I couldn't hear anything you were saying.
54:21
Speaker 1: Long story short, the Beast is a fucking alpha Chad
54:25
Speaker 1: and Gaston is the fucking nice guy.
54:29
Speaker 5: Yeah, bro, and that's how it should be, gas Stone.
54:32
Speaker 6: No bro, she should have just started off on.
54:38
Speaker 1: No Bro, she fucking wanted the bad boy up in
54:41
Speaker 1: the castle who has a fucking hairy face or whatever.
54:45
Speaker 5: Oh, I get what you're saying, because he was like
54:46
Speaker 5: forbidden that she was with the Beasts, but in real
54:49
Speaker 5: time he was the giga Chad.
54:50
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly, Like I don't why wouldn't she like Gaston?
54:56
Speaker 5: Yeah, I yet, I get what you're saying.
54:58
Speaker 6: And like, the whole premise of the book, or the
55:00
Speaker 6: whole premise of the movie was that she's into books.
55:03
Speaker 6: Like you think the Beast could read?
55:05
Speaker 5: Dude, The Beast couldn't even read.
55:07
Speaker 6: He's a fucking idiot.
55:09
Speaker 5: There's no way he's read on the road.
55:12
Speaker 1: He doesn't know any caro whac quote quote one carro
55:15
Speaker 1: What kind of car were they driving? Then, Beast, if
55:18
Speaker 1: you actually read on the road Beast, what kind of
55:20
Speaker 1: car do they drive?
55:20
Speaker 5: Yes? So, since you're so into books.
55:23
Speaker 1: Honestly, I bet the Beast's parents have blue names on
55:26
Speaker 1: Wikipedia too. Did you see the size of his castle?
55:29
Speaker 1: He had all these fucking servants. He grew up in
55:32
Speaker 1: a life of privilege' fucking whack.
55:35
Speaker 5: No way.
55:36
Speaker 1: Gaston meanwhile, picked himself up by the bootstraps.
55:39
Speaker 5: Gaston was a real one, dude. It sounds like you
55:42
Speaker 5: have like a man crush on gas Stone.
55:44
Speaker 6: Gas Stone, bro gastone and it has a nice ring
55:47
Speaker 6: to it.
55:47
Speaker 5: It does. Gastone and run forever.
55:51
Speaker 1: He's jacked and fucking dudes like me, Dudes like you,
55:54
Speaker 1: dudes like Chadwick Boseman.
55:56
Speaker 6: We want to fucking we want to be jacked like him.
56:00
Speaker 5: Why why did bro, why did you have to bring
56:02
Speaker 5: Chadwick Boseman into this? That's just sick.
56:05
Speaker 6: You just said, walk on to forever.
56:07
Speaker 5: Bro? Oh, I did?
56:10
Speaker 6: I listened like a thief? My dog?
56:13
Speaker 5: You do like a thief in the night. The Bible
56:16
Speaker 5: says thou how enjoys rest, poverty will set upon you
56:20
Speaker 5: like a thief in the night. Damn.
56:24
Speaker 6: That sounds like some badasshit to say before you fucking
56:26
Speaker 6: kill someone.
56:27
Speaker 5: I know, it says they. It's just it's a what's
56:30
Speaker 5: it called? I mean, maybe it's actually in the Bible
56:32
Speaker 5: when I heard it from uh.
56:33
Speaker 6: Pulp fiction, No, not pulp fiction.
56:37
Speaker 5: Pulp fiction. Who's the host of Family Feud? Steve Harvey?
56:41
Speaker 5: Steve Harvey, He says, thou how early it's like someone
56:44
Speaker 5: it's like those who enjoy the folding of hands. Poverty
56:48
Speaker 5: will set upon you like a thief in the.
56:50
Speaker 6: Night, the folding of hands.
56:53
Speaker 5: So it's an awesome quote. Dude, Steve Harvey is a
56:56
Speaker 5: good motivational speaker. He gets me fired up. And you
56:58
Speaker 5: got cute dimples too.
57:00
Speaker 1: Do you ever see Steve Harvey's dimples? It looked like
57:03
Speaker 1: the divid on a golf course. You got beautiful dimples
57:06
Speaker 1: and fucking lovely white teeth.
57:09
Speaker 5: I listen to this one motivational speech with him when
57:11
Speaker 5: he's like, the first year I was in comedy, I
57:14
Speaker 5: made five thousand dollars, the second year five thousand dollars,
57:21
Speaker 5: the third year five thousand dollars. That's how you become homeless,
57:26
Speaker 5: fifteen thousand dollars in three years. And then he goes
57:30
Speaker 5: on and he's like, we done made fifty million dollars
57:35
Speaker 5: in one night. I love Steve Harvey.
57:40
Speaker 1: And are people like cutting it up on TikTok over,
57:43
Speaker 1: like videos of them doing like push ups and like
57:45
Speaker 1: cooking broccoli.
57:47
Speaker 5: One hundred percent? When does he go on these like
57:50
Speaker 5: motivational rants. I think it's like in the in the
57:54
Speaker 5: beginning of Family Feud.
57:55
Speaker 6: Yeah, good answer, me poop their pants right after a
58:04
Speaker 6: sweet ass motivational speech.
58:05
Speaker 1: All my fucking shit, especially on Instagram reels whenever I
58:09
Speaker 1: like accidentally swipe through a couple of those. It's just
58:13
Speaker 1: all Jordan Peterson talking about like your kids are only
58:16
Speaker 1: young for fifteen minutes and like.
58:18
Speaker 6: Fucking oh yeah, his annoying ass.
58:21
Speaker 1: Like everybody just uses Jordan Peterson for fucking everything right now.
58:25
Speaker 1: He wasn't even on my radar until I started get
58:28
Speaker 1: until I started being on TikTok, and now like uh,
58:32
Speaker 1: like eighteen year olds are obsessed with him nationwide. I
58:36
Speaker 1: might get some fucking life experience, right brother, just kidding,
58:40
Speaker 1: mad ages.
58:41
Speaker 6: Please please?
58:43
Speaker 5: All right? Should we wrap this up?
58:45
Speaker 6: No, dude, I'm having fun. Why would you have some?
58:47
Speaker 6: Do you have anything else to do?
58:49
Speaker 5: No where? We've been going for over an hour. Yeah,
58:51
Speaker 5: but let's fucking talk.
58:52
Speaker 6: We're only starting to get in our groove now.
58:55
Speaker 5: All right, man, I'm down to keep going.
58:57
Speaker 6: All right, let's end this thing.
59:00
Speaker 1: What uh, what are you gonna do with your time?
59:03
Speaker 1: It's it was two when we started this.
59:06
Speaker 5: There, you were already drinking. You're already drinking ten now.
59:10
Speaker 5: I didn't. I wasn't already drinking.
59:11
Speaker 6: I've had multiple types of alcohols since we've been sitting here.
59:17
Speaker 5: I got to drinks specifically before the podcast, because like well,
59:20
Speaker 5: I'm home man as well. Damn stolen right off of
59:23
Speaker 5: Pop's draw does Karen?
59:25
Speaker 6: No?
59:27
Speaker 5: Hell no, Damn. I have to brush my teeth before
59:30
Speaker 5: I go downstairs a gasoline breath right.
59:32
Speaker 1: Now, Pops is gonna be counting as fucking beers.
59:37
Speaker 5: No, I'm probably gonna go edit this, and I'm gonna
59:41
Speaker 5: get out to the fans, bro, because the fans are
59:43
Speaker 5: hungry for content. Get it out to the fucking people. Slurp,
59:47
Speaker 5: And what are you gonna do at home?
59:48
Speaker 1: How are you gonna make sure you get out of
59:50
Speaker 1: the feedback loop that is barstool sports.
59:54
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna chill. I've been doing some reading. Got
59:56
Speaker 5: the kindle right.
59:57
Speaker 6: Here, show me.
1:00:01
Speaker 5: Yo, big sir. I'm not actually reading that right now,
1:00:05
Speaker 5: but that's an ad just because I'm a big because
1:00:07
Speaker 5: I'm a Carawac head.
1:00:09
Speaker 1: Ha fucking love that guy, me too, Bro, dude, are
1:00:15
Speaker 1: you gonna watch some March madness?
1:00:17
Speaker 5: Oh? Big time? Oh big time? Yeah?
1:00:20
Speaker 6: I can see you getting really into sports.
1:00:22
Speaker 5: That's honestly my Memphis boys. Take it home.
1:00:25
Speaker 6: I already lost, bro, what.
1:00:34
Speaker 5: I never should have took that money line, Bro.
1:00:37
Speaker 6: You should have taken him with the points dummy.
1:00:41
Speaker 5: No, not Memphi. Well now I'm actually gonna kill myself.
1:00:48
Speaker 6: Not Memphis Rain, not Memphis bleak bro fuck all right brother,
1:00:54
Speaker 6: all right, bro, thanks for hopping on with me. I
1:00:56
Speaker 6: feel a lot better after talking to you.
1:00:58
Speaker 5: Yeah, me too. Makes you to give this a make
1:01:01
Speaker 5: sure to give this a like and a subscribe.
1:01:04
Speaker 6: Like, subscribe download or.
1:01:08
Speaker 5: I will literally check myself in somewhere and you'll never
1:01:10
Speaker 5: hear a Sorial.
1:01:12
Speaker 6: It'll be on a fucking straight jacket.
1:01:14
Speaker 5: My parents told me if this isn't get one thousand
1:01:16
Speaker 5: likes on YouTube that they're gonna bring me to an institution.
1:01:19
Speaker 1: If this isn't in the top forty in comedy by
1:01:23
Speaker 1: tomorrow afternoon at this exact time, then they're gonna put
1:01:26
Speaker 1: you in a gay jacket, I mean a straight.
1:01:28
Speaker 5: Jack actively exactly. All right, Thanks for listening, guys. Peace,