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FULL SHOW POD:The Woody Show November 26th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is the dude to the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 2: Listener discretion is advised the Woody Show that this is
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  Speaker 2: the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 2: Class is now in session. A good morning everybody today.
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  Speaker 2: It's Wednesday, midweek. It is November the twenty sixth, twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty five. We are the Woody Show. Oh mording, that's great, gory. Hi,
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  Speaker 2: we got Menace, Kogram Sea Bass Sammy. There's Morgan. She
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  Speaker 2: is our associate producer von our video producer, Dumbass Tyler
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  Speaker 2: bort Menji. Thank you for being here and giving us
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  Speaker 2: some of your valuable time this morning. Plenty of ways
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  Speaker 2: to be a part of things. Eight seven seven forty
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  Speaker 2: a text over to two two nine eighty seven. You
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  Speaker 2: can find us and follow us on social media. Look
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  Speaker 2: for us there at the Woody Show yea, and of
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  Speaker 2: course on email email at the Woodieshow dot com. On
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  Speaker 2: the show for you today, we're talking weird collections. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I guess all collections are strange, Like you're collecting a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of one particular thing, ye collective. It's all just subjective, right,
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  Speaker 2: Exactly do you have a weird collection. Also, speaking of
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  Speaker 2: weird freak of the week, Yeah, Sea Bass will introduce
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  Speaker 2: us to another one of these weirdohs. Sometimes you have
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  Speaker 2: to look and find the silver lining of things. So
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  Speaker 2: and we haven't done this for a while, the silver
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  Speaker 2: lining stories, oh a while. So you know a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of different stuff you can get in on eight seven
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  Speaker 2: seven forty four. What he text over to two two
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  Speaker 2: nine eight seven, Hey, Sammy had a social dilemma? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: so what was it like?
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  Speaker 4: You were at a restaurant?
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  Speaker 5: So the social dilemma was I was at a place
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  Speaker 5: where you walk up and kind of order food.
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  Speaker 6: All the tables were taken.
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  Speaker 5: And so I was sitting eating with my brother and
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  Speaker 5: we're looking around at people waiting for tables, and he said, oh,
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  Speaker 5: how about we give it to this family right here.
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  Speaker 5: They have some kids, and so I thought okay, And
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  Speaker 5: as he got up to give them the table, there
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  Speaker 5: was a pregnant.
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  Speaker 2: Lady that was right there waiting for a table as well.
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  Speaker 6: So the question is who do you give it to
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  Speaker 6: the family with kids or the pregnant lady.
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  Speaker 2: I get up and I let him fight it out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I get up and go why do you select who
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  Speaker 2: takes your hand. What a bitch move.
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  Speaker 5: I was just gonna you would you wouldn't be like,
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  Speaker 5: are we giving this too?
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  Speaker 2: Was waiting there?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, then we're done eating? Yeah, yeah, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I always do that judges.
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  Speaker 5: Yeahs if a place is full and people are waiting
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  Speaker 5: for tables, I pick who's gonna get my tape.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds I never even really wouldst racist to me. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: that sounds like the same. That person has the same
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  Speaker 2: mentality as the person who tries to control the speed
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  Speaker 2: of traffic. So they're basically like a like they're speed
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  Speaker 2: checking everybody, like, well, I'm in the left lane, sure,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm already going a little bit over the speed limit,
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  Speaker 2: so I'm not going to move out of the way.
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  Speaker 7: We're going to talk about dangerous driving, just like a
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  Speaker 7: general bitch.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Or the person who knows that you're waiting for
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  Speaker 2: the spot in the parking lot and yet they just
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  Speaker 2: sit in their car and like I've done that. They're like,
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  Speaker 2: I am not going to let that person I control it.
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  Speaker 2: And you're not rushing it though, your hands up, you're
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  Speaker 2: not honking your horn, you're not doing any of that
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  Speaker 2: kind of stuff. You're just simply waiting for the spot.
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  Speaker 2: But they've decided that they're going to take their sweet
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  Speaker 2: ass time because they've decided. The Sami's of the world
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  Speaker 2: have decided that you are not worthy of quote their spots.
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  Speaker 2: It is not your table.
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  Speaker 8: I guess it is a power move. I didn't think
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  Speaker 8: of it that way.
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  Speaker 5: I thought of it as being nice if like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: we're gonna give it to this like family.
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  Speaker 2: Here, that's not your choice. Very strange.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I wouldn't pick at all.
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  Speaker 9: I would just literally get up and go now. I
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  Speaker 9: also do up up next is gonna be you Hey, wait.
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  Speaker 7: Hold on first, let me tell you you need like
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  Speaker 7: a SOB story and like any medical bills.
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  Speaker 2: Does this family have cancer? I don't work there. That said,
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  Speaker 2: I don't like the people who are just kind of hovering.
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  Speaker 2: They see you're about to wrap up, like all these
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  Speaker 2: people look about done, and so they start doing that circling,
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  Speaker 2: the hovering around your table around like man, don't crowd
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  Speaker 2: me either.
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  Speaker 8: That is what the pregnant lady was doing.
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  Speaker 4: But I didn't notice she was.
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  Speaker 5: Pregnant until after because the table was above her belly,
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  Speaker 5: and so I was like, oh, this this lady.
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  Speaker 6: No and then we got I was like, oh no,
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  Speaker 6: she was pregnant.
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  Speaker 2: Wait did you call her fat bitch? Jeez?
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  Speaker 7: Now, manas this sounds like another good reason. And if
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  Speaker 7: you show up at a restaurant and there's a line
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  Speaker 7: and a.
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  Speaker 10: Waituh I turn around and go to the restaurant next
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  Speaker 10: to Yeah, don't stop there.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's you ordered the counter and then you go sit.
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  Speaker 7: You're waiting for a table. You see the place to
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  Speaker 7: eat there. See the place is too crowded for and
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  Speaker 7: you you intend on sitting obviously, you see the place
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  Speaker 7: is too crowded for everybody that's already there.
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  Speaker 2: So you go to the next place. Yeah, okay, so
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  Speaker 2: under the let's say, under the hypothetical, let's say that
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  Speaker 2: we weren't all against Sammy here.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Okay, just for the hypothetical.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So it's between so you have to the family
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  Speaker 2: with two kids or the pregnant lady, and you are
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  Speaker 2: going to be a dick, and you're going to decide.
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  Speaker 7: You're gonna choose that you are the You are a
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  Speaker 7: restaurant god.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you are the lord of the table over the table.
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  Speaker 2: You're taking the job of the hostess.
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  Speaker 8: No, there is no hostess or.
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  Speaker 2: Of whatever, the person who's supposed to be like the manager.
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  Speaker 6: It's just a grab a table.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the pregnant woman alone, she was, but I'm guessing there.
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  Speaker 4: No, she's not alone. She's sitting for two with child.
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  Speaker 6: There was no one else around her.
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  Speaker 5: But I have a feeling she was just trying to
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  Speaker 5: grab a table and then call whoever she was with.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So if it's between the family with two kids
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  Speaker 2: or the pregnant lady, who are you giving? If you're
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  Speaker 2: Sammy and you're being all rotten self, but who are
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  Speaker 2: you giving the table to? I would go family.
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  Speaker 10: I'll go family as well, because I'm not going to
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  Speaker 10: give a whole table to a pregnant Yeah, she can find.
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  Speaker 2: A corner somewhere.
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  Speaker 4: I'm being pregnant fault, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm giving to the family as well. And just
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  Speaker 2: because there's just more to try to coordinate, coordinate by
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  Speaker 2: the corral. Yeah, so like and if the place is
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  Speaker 2: crowded to begin with, the whole family, Yeah, because I
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  Speaker 2: feel more for the parents who are trying to deal
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  Speaker 2: with the kids who are waiting for the table. Los
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  Speaker 2: suit down. Okay, well we got to wait for a table.
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  Speaker 2: We gotta wait our turn. I am. I am sympathizing
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  Speaker 2: with the family with that. Yeah, not, I mean men
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  Speaker 2: is the other way to avoid problems with kids? Don't
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  Speaker 2: have them, but also don't show up to wait to
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  Speaker 2: sit down place with kids?
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  Speaker 10: I know, leave at home, like Greg says, like put
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  Speaker 10: them in a.
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  Speaker 4: Historic and then go out to eat.
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  Speaker 7: Now, I know this doesn't really matter because she's pregnant.
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  Speaker 7: But how hot was the pregnant ship?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, Sammy.
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  Speaker 6: She was.
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  Speaker 8: She was attractive.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, asked the question. Sammy starts looking around. We're going
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  Speaker 2: to give the answer. I don't know. We weren't there
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  Speaker 2: once again? Is one of that crossed from the wind?
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  Speaker 2: You were there? I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know where the win is.
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  Speaker 7: But a lot of people are a lot of people
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  Speaker 7: are just oblivious to the world around them.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know where the wind is.
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  Speaker 4: It's huge.
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  Speaker 2: Walk out the front door of the restaurant, it's right
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  Speaker 2: in front.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I remember there being an escalator somewhere.
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  Speaker 8: I think there is.
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  Speaker 2: It's a multi level people the restaurant. I've never even
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  Speaker 2: been to know. When you go to Vegas, there's that
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  Speaker 2: one place with the escalator.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh I know that street corner.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never even been to the restaurant. And I
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  Speaker 2: know where Okay, it's in a multi level.
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  Speaker 5: Building, parking garage was and where we parked, and I
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  Speaker 5: need to see on the escalator by the Croc store,
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  Speaker 5: and that is what I know.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Do you know if the pregnant lady was hot
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  Speaker 2: or not?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 6: Yes she was?
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  Speaker 7: Okay, all right, Well, still went with the family. Of course,
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  Speaker 7: I get in the in the case where I suddenly
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  Speaker 7: don't make in the case where.
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  Speaker 2: I can decide first said, it's a hypothetical. Else it's
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  Speaker 2: first come, first served. Is that first come parentheses? Do
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  Speaker 2: I like them more?
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  Speaker 6: But everyone's just standing around.
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  Speaker 5: I'm surprised that nobody does this.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. When I'm done, I would have never
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  Speaker 2: even cled my mind. Make sure all the trash is
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  Speaker 2: picked up. If there's something that fell on the ground
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  Speaker 2: or on my table, I'll even like brush the crumbs
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  Speaker 2: or whatever. And then I and then I just I
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  Speaker 2: get up, I go throw my crap away, and I
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  Speaker 2: walk out. What happens after I walk away is not
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  Speaker 2: my problem, not at all.
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  Speaker 7: Well, now there is a there's a human psychology thing
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  Speaker 7: where one like like the parking spot example, where once
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  Speaker 7: we have something, even if it's not ours, but once
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  Speaker 7: it's once we put it in our mind as ours,
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  Speaker 7: we start taking control of it, ownership of it.
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  Speaker 10: Do this.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, no one's in this cycle like Sammy is you.
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  Speaker 7: But that is a human psychology thing when you you
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  Speaker 7: take control of something and you kind of and want
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  Speaker 7: to manage it.
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  Speaker 10: Also, I can be aware of the people that are
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  Speaker 10: around the table, but not the location of where I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: She had to remember her parking spot.
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  Speaker 11: Man.
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  Speaker 4: Man, she's very complicated. There was a lot going on
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  Speaker 4: in her.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, apparently too much.
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  Speaker 4: Remember breathe in, breathe out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, breathe in.
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  Speaker 4: Breathe cheddary? Are that all day long?
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  Speaker 12: Share?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Alright?
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  Speaker 4: Eight seven seven forty four Wooding and what to order
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  Speaker 4: for dinner?
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  Speaker 2: Right now? It's up with the text over to two
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  Speaker 13: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the question for everybody listening. Whatever your hometown is,
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  Speaker 2: maybe it's not even like your city, your home city,
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  Speaker 2: but you're home state. Are people always talking about something
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  Speaker 2: that is quote famous, like you know, you know, Nashville
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  Speaker 2: Hot Chicken is an example that Sea Bats brought up
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  Speaker 2: at one point because remember everybody started talking about Nashville
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  Speaker 2: Hot chicken. Oh, Kentucky Fried Chicken came out with a
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  Speaker 2: Nashville Hot chicken, right now. Sea Bass is originally from Nashville,
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  Speaker 2: and it was just like all of a sudden, it
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  Speaker 2: was every It went from being really nowhere to now
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  Speaker 2: everywhere had it on the menu. Nashvillfalo hot, we want
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  Speaker 2: Nashville hot. That's better something, right, And so somebody was like,
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  Speaker 2: wait a minute, how did he mean? Like I'm from there,
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  Speaker 2: I don't even recognize this. I mean, there's princes that's
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  Speaker 2: been around forever, but that was about.
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  Speaker 7: It, right, right, And well, so the thing is what
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  Speaker 7: he's right, It came out of nowhere, and I talked
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  Speaker 7: to people who were born and raised Nashville. They're like, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: that just became that popped into what.
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  Speaker 2: Is this thing? I lived in Saint Louis for a while,
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  Speaker 2: and while I've heard the name, nobody can really tell
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  Speaker 2: me exactly what it was like. But I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what that means, because I know there's a barbecue, there's
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  Speaker 2: there's with sauce, and then some are like just dry
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  Speaker 2: rub right Kansas City versus Texas? Correct, Now, there were
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  Speaker 2: st there are style ribs that you'll see on what
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  Speaker 2: and a go, I don't know that. Is there something
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  Speaker 2: from your home city, your home state that is associated
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  Speaker 2: And people go, oh, it's whatever, style whatever, And you're like,
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  Speaker 2: what is that? Huh? And everybody seems to be a
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  Speaker 2: mystery to them. Well, we bring this up because my hometown, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
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  Speaker 2: Sea Bats brings up Pittsburgh style steak because we were
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  Speaker 2: talking about a couple other things. There's a Pittsburgh style
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  Speaker 2: salad which is not hard is hardly a salad. It's iceberg, lettuce,
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  Speaker 2: and now it doesn't always have to be steak, but
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  Speaker 2: most people like to put the steak on it. So
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  Speaker 2: a steak salad really okay, or chicken. You'll put chicken
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  Speaker 2: on there. Now here's what makes it the Pittsburgh style. Uh,
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  Speaker 2: they'll put French fries on it, because they do everything
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  Speaker 2: with French fries. And they put shredded cheese and some
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  Speaker 2: hard boiled eggs.
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  Speaker 4: So you have that.
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  Speaker 2: It's steak and fries, which is great. Then some crappy
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  Speaker 2: iceberg medestum mean taco salads considered. You know, they called
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  Speaker 2: a salad. It's not really a salad anyway. We talked
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  Speaker 2: about that. We talked about the Pittsburgh style sandwich, which
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  Speaker 2: is like a Primanny Brother sandwich with again French fries,
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  Speaker 2: coleslaw with maybe so I'd like to put an egg
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  Speaker 2: on I get the cheese.
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  Speaker 7: Greg, that's a Also that's a San Diego style or
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  Speaker 7: Mission style burrito with the frog. Yeah, well they call
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  Speaker 7: it California style burrito.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So something like that a good example on the
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  Speaker 2: on the text like, yeah, Detroit style pizza was never
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  Speaker 2: a thing until recently. It's funny, it's not even really
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  Speaker 2: a thing here in Detroit. It kind of is. I
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  Speaker 2: only heard about it when we went to Detroit and
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  Speaker 2: an hour to go get it. So it wasn't readily
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  Speaker 2: available anywhere.
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  Speaker 7: Because I went to the Detroit Style Pizza that's downtown.
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  Speaker 7: I think what it's called.
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  Speaker 2: It's damn good. I don't know wherever we went. We
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  Speaker 2: had to take an airplane.
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  Speaker 9: And the other difference rectangle it goes up to the
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  Speaker 9: cheese and sauscas all the way to the edge.
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  Speaker 2: That's not that great. Yeah, anyway, so style steak, so
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  Speaker 2: Seabasco is what a Pittsburgh style steak? And I go,
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  Speaker 2: what the hell is that? I've never heard that my
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  Speaker 2: entire life. And he's like, he's getting very impassionate in
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  Speaker 2: his argument. I just never heard of it. So I
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  Speaker 2: called my dad, who he's in his sixties and he's
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  Speaker 2: lived in Pittsburgh his entire life. He's never heard of it.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, what is that? Didn't hear about it? We
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  Speaker 2: called Pittsburgh City Hall. They never heard of it. Now
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  Speaker 2: city hall ass picked up the phone. Called the Steelers
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  Speaker 2: Sideline store, right, yeah, the pro storees the steel Steelers
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  Speaker 2: and stuff. Yeah, And the lady who had they had
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  Speaker 2: never heard of She said, is that with the fries
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  Speaker 2: on top?
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  Speaker 7: Like to be fair, the reason I was so impassionate
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  Speaker 7: is because I I googled it, which I'm good at doing,
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  Speaker 7: and there were five hundred articles that describe Pittsburgh style steak.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm like, well, this is clearly a thing. It's
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  Speaker 2: not a thing nobody there has been. I called dell
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  Speaker 2: was a Del Frisco's downtown. I said, you guys serve
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  Speaker 2: a stak Pittsburgh style. She's like, oh yeah, black and bluey. Absolutely,
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  Speaker 2: she knew exactly what I was talking. Okay, but if
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  Speaker 2: you called a radio person ask him a radio question,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure they're gonna know. Like, which is why I
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  Speaker 2: don't blame your dad, Like if you could have called
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  Speaker 2: any other restaurant, like not a steak place, right if
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  Speaker 2: I called But if I called my dad and my
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  Speaker 2: mom and asked him anything about Nashville culture, they won't know,
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  Speaker 2: just because they're old people who just don't do that. Pas.
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  Speaker 9: See, that was his go to answer for everything, Like, well,
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  Speaker 9: what do you call your dad? He doesn't go out?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? What I did? I called somebody else to this
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  Speaker 2: guy goes out to record Dinner's program director. He's going
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  Speaker 2: out a lot and doing different things. That's a better example. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: So we called we called our our buddy David. David
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  Speaker 2: picks up and we asked him what it was. He goes,
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  Speaker 2: uh yeah, and he did hear about it. But here's
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  Speaker 2: the thing. This guy has lived in Pittsburgh for thirty years. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: he only heard about it a month ago, a month
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  Speaker 2: or so ago on a Royal Caribbean cruise. Nowhere in
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  Speaker 2: Pittsburgh did you hear about this? So it was international. No,
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  Speaker 2: he heard it about on a Rabilbian cruise and it
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: was on the menu. It's in Pittsburgh style steak.
• 14:51
  Speaker 13: Can he go?
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: Can I ask you the waiter?
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: Can I ask you a question, as in person from Pittsburgh,
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: what the hell is a Pittsburgh style steak?
• 14:57
  Speaker 7: Black and blue? So push by the way, he's he's
• 14:59
  Speaker 7: hot seat to the outside. And by the way, there's
• 15:01
  Speaker 7: Pittsburgh restaurants that serves the uh yeah, supposedly, that's the
• 15:04
  Speaker 7: way the steel workers eight. It's a steak and you
• 15:07
  Speaker 7: call it steakhouse, and they know what it's about.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: It's black, it's seared black on the outside, but other
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: than that, it's rare on the end.
• 15:14
  Speaker 7: And my other point of this is there's literally a
• 15:16
  Speaker 7: small chain of steakhouses called Pittsburgh Blue steakhouses, So clearly
• 15:20
  Speaker 7: it's a thing.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: So they have okay, but they're the place, right, Like,
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: there's one place in Pittsburgh. There's a Pittsburgh they call
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: it Pittsburgh style pizza and it's called Bettos Medos, dude,
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: and oh as if everybody's clamoring for this, no they're not.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: There's one place that sells this card.
• 15:36
  Speaker 7: They bake the crust, they bake the sauce, and then
• 15:38
  Speaker 7: they put everything else wrong.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: They throw the loose cheese, loose cheese. It's the weirdest thing.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: I'd never even heard of, never heard of it anyway.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: So somebody text over said, I'm from Baltimore and you
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: hear Baltimore style wings on their menu.
• 15:53
  Speaker 7: I've never heard of that.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: And that's one thousand percent not a thing in Baltimore.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: What's a Baltimore's what it makes it? Ball don't because
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: like at least with your.
• 16:01
  Speaker 7: Like with Nashville hot is different than Buffalo hot because
• 16:03
  Speaker 7: it doesn't rely as much on the vinegar and cayenne.
• 16:06
  Speaker 7: It's more of like a smoky I forget what it
• 16:08
  Speaker 7: is exactly. I couldn't even tell you, but it's it's
• 16:10
  Speaker 7: a different style of heat, so there's at least a
• 16:12
  Speaker 7: difference there.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Can I ask you a question, Uh, where did you
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: even come across this Pittsburgh style steak thing?
• 16:19
  Speaker 7: Well, I is you folks who don't know this. But
• 16:21
  Speaker 7: before I joined the Woodie Show, I was a food
• 16:23
  Speaker 7: writer for Thrillist. I was their local. So you just
• 16:26
  Speaker 7: get you get used. You hear terms, you hear tur
• 16:29
  Speaker 7: like and I would I fully agree with you in
• 16:32
  Speaker 7: that certain things are more uh ubiquitous.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Menis so a.
• 16:37
  Speaker 7: Philly cheese steak people know because the names there are
• 16:40
  Speaker 7: cheese steak. But people know that's. Oh, I know what
• 16:42
  Speaker 7: that is. Chicago Deep Dish pizza. Again, it's in the name.
• 16:45
  Speaker 7: They know what that is. Nashville Hot Chicken people like, Oh,
• 16:48
  Speaker 7: they don't know exactly why it's that, but they may know.
• 16:51
  Speaker 7: And I in Pittsburgh, I think Pittsburgh style steak is
• 16:53
  Speaker 7: down that list where it's not as famous at all.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: But but again, I but I mean not famous at all.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: I gus, there were five hundred articles recipes. There's a
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: chain of restaurants called Pittsburgh Blue Steak is awesome. Thank you. Okay,
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: it might be great, but that's not the point that's not.
• 17:08
  Speaker 7: That's not they're not arguing it's as known as, like
• 17:10
  Speaker 7: I said, a Philly cheese steak.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: But it is definitely a thing, of course. Okay, So
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: does it exist? Yes? Does anybody even in Pittsburgh know
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: it exists? The percentage I would be if you went
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: on the streets and went to wherever you wanted to go,
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: and you would ask them one hundred people with ten maybe, Well,
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: look at the timeline on Google.
• 17:31
  Speaker 7: Oh, the Google trends is a good point, because when
• 17:32
  Speaker 7: I googled it there were articles going back is you know,
• 17:35
  Speaker 7: twenty something years and that's just the Internet. And again
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: apparently it's if you don't respect Pittsburgh steel workers, that's
• 17:40
  Speaker 7: on youparently, that's how they get their steaks.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: Are there any.
• 17:42
  Speaker 7: Left this is this is probably apocryphal, menace, but they
• 17:48
  Speaker 7: say that that's the reason it's called Pittsburgh style blue
• 17:50
  Speaker 7: is the steel workers would have their their they bring
• 17:52
  Speaker 7: raw steak to work like you do, and they wouldn't
• 17:55
  Speaker 7: have anything to cook it on, so they had just
• 17:57
  Speaker 7: on the hot steel or with their wedding torches. That's
• 18:00
  Speaker 7: why it's charred on the outside and raw.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, So a legend, just throwing this out there, not
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: sure if there's anything like this from whatever city or
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: state that you are, from your hometown, and like what
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: people know or don't know?
• 18:14
  Speaker 7: Like if you if you told me Nashville hot Chicken
• 18:17
  Speaker 7: today and I was like, no one's ever heard of that,
• 18:19
  Speaker 7: and you google it and found five on results, I'd say,
• 18:21
  Speaker 7: you know what, I was wrong?
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: You would never.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Like a boom boom. It's like g a dome eight
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: seven seven text us over to two to seven.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, this is unfortunate.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: This guy he got me bitten on the testicles by
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: twelve foot python while we're sitting on a toilet. About that, Yeah,
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: so he beat the snake to death with a toilet brush.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: Nice, damn, that's a strong toilet brush.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: That thing really go through the toilet or did he
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: put in?
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's it's Thailand? Was gonna say, what country?
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, guy in Thailand? Okay yeah. Louisville, Kentucky.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: The Jefferson County School District, they changed their bus routes
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: this year, so I left some kids without easy access
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: to transportation. So a group of middle schoolers they protested
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: by recording a hip hop song called where my bus at?
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Where your grammar is at? A better question? Well, that's
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: why they're going to school sea. All right, here's the
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: I believe that they call this a bop? Right, okay,
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: all right, there we go. That's really good. That's a
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: good bop. You know that's good sor right.
• 19:57
  Speaker 10: They're trying to do what this kid, these from Europe
• 20:00
  Speaker 10: are doing, or they're making songs like this, and the
• 20:03
  Speaker 10: kids from Europe are just like making straight bangers.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's not AI, it's I mean, you know somebody
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: actually made that. It's very decent. I like it. I
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: want to tell everybody what happened with your cartnarks thing
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: which you were trying to register to.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: So something else to be aware of if you're a
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: small business.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Person, I understand.
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: Okay, So I so to get verified on the Facebook
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: and Instagram platforms. They will they'll do it for you
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: for a fee, uh, which is what Twitter does too.
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: But they want you to have a business license. So
• 20:33
  Speaker 7: I said, okay, I might as well get a business
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: license for cart arcs, make it official. I already have
• 20:37
  Speaker 7: insurance because I know if I get sued, this company's
• 20:39
  Speaker 7: not saving me. So I go through the process, get
• 20:42
  Speaker 7: the LLC and I get fifteen pieces of mail. I'm like, oh,
• 20:45
  Speaker 7: what's all this And it looks real official for cotton
• 20:47
  Speaker 7: Arks LLC business blah blah blah blah blah, and it's
• 20:50
  Speaker 7: like you could get a thousand and fifteen hundred dollars
• 20:53
  Speaker 7: fine right now if you don't have the employee safety workplace,
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: you know, posts and the human traffic poster.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Do people have to do after running a business out
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: of their house.
• 21:05
  Speaker 7: That's the question I had, because but these letters look
• 21:07
  Speaker 7: super official, like, fine, pay us eighty five dollars.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: We'll send you a post right now to avoid this.
• 21:11
  Speaker 7: Fine, like and then at the bottom, this is not
• 21:14
  Speaker 7: correspondence from a government official. This like, oh, it's a
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: scammer who's trying to scare you.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Gave up your information in the government. But yeah, because
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: it's now now it's public. Well yeah, because I remember
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: one point we created an LLC because it used to
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: be able to do stuff, you know, as a show
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: and so like for some of our business dealings. Yeah,
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: people would pay the corporation and then anyway, so we
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: signed up and did the whole thing. Never end up
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: being able to use it because there were some loopholes
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: that were closed from the government, and so we had
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: this business that was opened for I don't know, maybe
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: a year or so, closed it down. But still to
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: this day, I get all this stuff sent to me. Yeah,
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: you know, and scare tactics and big fat, really expensive
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: catalogs of like all the office equipment stuff like industrial
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: garbage cans, smiling cabinets. Uh yeah, stuff for like the
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: cleaning solutions and yeah huh just because you're on a
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: list now yeaheah, right, yeah, little wet floor signs. And
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: I can imagine like you, like you're a plumber or
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: whatever or something or some kind of consultant and you
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: signed up and what the hell? What he shows next
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: hand the Woody Show into another new hour insensitivity trading
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: for a politically correct world. I'm wody. That's Greg Goryo
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: menaces here, what is up? Seamasses here? We got Sammy
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding and
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: it's eight seven seven forty four Woodie. You can hit
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: us up with the text over to two to nine
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: eight seven. It's got a bunch of random stuff for
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: you this hour. I just every day it seems like
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: this is like an unbelievable reality. I know, I want
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: to throw this out there. Do you have a collection?
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: What do you collect? And something kind of not typical
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: like cards or action figures like bort does say something odd? Yeah,
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: like I'll give any because the reason I thought about this, like,
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: does somebody have any odd collections?
• 23:19
  Speaker 10: No, I would just say, I mean people would say
• 23:21
  Speaker 10: shoes for me, but it's not on that.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: I don't really keep stuff in my house. Let me
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: give you an example of odd, because there is a
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: story about this seventy seven year old woman in England
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: who's been collecting bedpans for the last forty years odd,
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: and she's been trying to sell all one hundred and
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: sixty three that she has in her collection with no luck.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Believe it or not, I would want that. She bought
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: her first bedpan at a Salvation army back in nineteen
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: eighty four, decided to keep buying more because quote, I
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: just wanted to collect something different and it's snowballed. So
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: she put them up for auction, not even a single bid.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: She says they're clean, washed and in fantastic condition. In
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: case you're wondering, not that's really weird. Just throw them out,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: very weird.
• 24:10
  Speaker 9: I wouldn't say I collect them, but somehow I've acquired
• 24:14
  Speaker 9: a lot of salt and pepper shakers, which I told
• 24:16
  Speaker 9: you that my most recent one was those antique ones.
• 24:18
  Speaker 9: But I don't go out and look for them per se.
• 24:21
  Speaker 9: But then for some reason, I do have a lot
• 24:24
  Speaker 9: of different one like fancy ones, the glass ones.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: You have every day once.
• 24:29
  Speaker 9: I have one shape like a cactus. I have the
• 24:32
  Speaker 9: Christmas one.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Well, what makes you buy them? Just because you have
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: other ones and you want to add to your collection?
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: So maybe I do collect them.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: I think you do. I collect sounds like you have
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: a collection.
• 24:42
  Speaker 9: Got them very sporadically, says on the hunt for them?
• 24:48
  Speaker 9: If I see something that's unusual, I would like them.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that guy says, I don't have a girlfriend to go. Well,
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: is there a toothbrush at your house? Do you have
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: other tampons in a drawer? Well, hey, I hate to
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: break it to you got a girlfriend? Maybe I do. Yeah,
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: you have a salt and pepper sugar collection. I even
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: have one that looks like a bucket for sand and
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: there's a little scoopy shovel and the salt see and
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: it's tiny.
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: See, I would say I collect I mean like Christmas
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: sweaters or ski sweaters.
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: I am always on the hunt for them.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: I can't stop buying them when I see them.
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: And I don't need.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: More, No, because you only wear Joe Coy stuff, I know,
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: but show always wear That's true.
• 25:25
  Speaker 8: That's it my sweaters. Yeah, and they just bought a
• 25:28
  Speaker 8: new one. All right.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Well, so what's a weird collection? That's weird?
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: That counts?
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: I'll count that counts. Eight seven seven forty four. Woody
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: will open up the phones if you have a weird collection,
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: I mean if if nobody's got one that they want
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: to share, that's fine too, because I got some other
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: stuff to share with you when we get back from
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: the break. But yeah, do you have an odd collection
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: of some kind of like something like Greg you don't
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: even know why or I really don't eight seven seven
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: forty four Wooding or you can always just text over
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: if you'd like, over to two two nine eight seven.
• 25:58
  Speaker 14: What are you sitting in the ninety chicken nuggets somewhere
• 26:01
  Speaker 14: in the studio?
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Can manage find it before that?
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: Never mind, he found it. The Woody Show will be
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: right back.
• 26:10
  Speaker 13: It's a Woody Show.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Somebody said they kept this is more like a keep. Second,
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: it's not a collection. But somebody in the text that
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: they kept the condom wrapper from when they lost their
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: virginity and they just can't bring themselves to throw it away.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: That's a collection to sentimental.
• 26:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah, mystery.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: I've heard of people collecting nutcrackers.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: I've heard that somebody on the text saying that too.
• 26:31
  Speaker 10: Oh there's rocking horses from Hallmark that my mom loves
• 26:34
  Speaker 10: collecting since I was a baby.
• 26:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Like are they porcelain like little ones?
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, little ones that are for a Christmas Uh we
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: have Heeseus says he's a collector of coasters, but not
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: even fancy ones like the ones that you see like
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: in and restaurants. Yeah.
• 26:52
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean I don't have one hundred or there
• 26:54
  Speaker 10: was one that I forgot about that I have because
• 26:57
  Speaker 10: I'd never wear them first, but I collect them for
• 26:59
  Speaker 10: some but uh uh jackets from restaurants so like jackets. Yeah,
• 27:06
  Speaker 10: they'll have like restaurant logos on them, like from donut
• 27:10
  Speaker 10: shop or like Jack in a box. They have a
• 27:13
  Speaker 10: Panda Express one Express. Yeah, you got to wear that.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: I know I should rocket I don't know they had jacket.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: I know, yeah, yeah, I never when I worked at McDonald's,
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: we never had a jacket. No, it's like their merch.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah right. Well, there's a woman in the news, uh,
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: seventy seven year old woman. She's been collecting bedpans for
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: the last like forty years, and she tried to sell
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: her collection. She had like one hundred and sixty some
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: of them, not one bit on the auction. I'm like,
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: what a weird collection. Some people collect like old medical devices, Yeah,
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: the really old ones. Somebody texted into their boyfriend collects
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: old laptops and computers or just technology. So that's just clutter,
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: is garbage. Yeah, and he tries to work on them
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: or something. Maybe still garbage eight seven seven forty four
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: wooding hit some of the ten. Next over to two
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: two nine eight seven. Let's go to Joey here on
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: line number two. Good morning, Joey, Joey, Good morning all.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Let's say, what kind of a collection are you rocking?
• 28:11
  Speaker 12: License plates? So I work in the I work an
• 28:15
  Speaker 12: automotive I work for a tech company, and every state
• 28:18
  Speaker 12: in which I travel to support, when I go to
• 28:21
  Speaker 12: a dealership, I ask for a license plate from that state.
• 28:25
  Speaker 9: That's cool fact that I once saw this piece of art.
• 28:29
  Speaker 9: It was made up of all the different state's license
• 28:31
  Speaker 9: plates and then they cut them into the shape of
• 28:33
  Speaker 9: the United.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: States that made the map, and I.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Said, that is the coolest thing. They have one of
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: those at a diner by my house, do they I
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: love that day? Yeah, rustic, you know, yeah, like it
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: repurposed license plates. I think it's cool. Yeah, what do
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: you plan to do with all these? Just kind of
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: hold onto them until you die and let it be
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: your kids problem or what.
• 28:50
  Speaker 12: They actually line the wall of my home office. And
• 28:54
  Speaker 12: so right now I have a total of thirty three
• 28:57
  Speaker 12: thirty four including the state California in which I live.
• 29:00
  Speaker 12: I've been to thirty three other states.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, wow, so will you get to different variations, Like
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: let's just say you already have like a like a
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Pennsylvania plate for example. Oh, well, you get one of
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: the variations of that state's license plate, or just one
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: from every state.
• 29:16
  Speaker 12: So sometimes I get a variation, but I replace it.
• 29:18
  Speaker 12: And so the ones that I like are the ones
• 29:20
  Speaker 12: that have images. For example, Atlanta, Georgia, my apologies, Georgia
• 29:24
  Speaker 12: has a peach currently in the middle of their plates,
• 29:26
  Speaker 12: and so I'll get rid of one if it doesn't
• 29:28
  Speaker 12: have artwork on there. I like the ones that present.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Well, okay, you may get a dealer plate. All right, Joey,
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: thank you for the call. I appreciate you. Listen show,
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: great day, see welcome. Let's go to Teresa. Good morning, Teresa,
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: good morning, good morning. It's like, hey, okay, yeah, all right,
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: so weird odd collection.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: What do you collect?
• 29:55
  Speaker 15: Okay, I'm not exactly sure when this started happening, but basically,
• 29:59
  Speaker 15: I have fascination with collecting anything that comes off of
• 30:02
  Speaker 15: my body, whether it's be scat fall off or skin
• 30:07
  Speaker 15: slaps or my hair. And I will take these things
• 30:12
  Speaker 15: and put them in little containers and hide them around
• 30:15
  Speaker 15: my mom's house in different areas. And usually I'll let
• 30:18
  Speaker 15: my brother know where I'm hiding things, just in case
• 30:21
  Speaker 15: somebody needs my DNA some days to like clone me
• 30:23
  Speaker 15: or something if I'm not here.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: So wait, that's the reason that you do it, just
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: in case they ever need to identify you.
• 30:31
  Speaker 15: No, if they want to clone me if I'm not here,
• 30:33
  Speaker 15: if they miss me too.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Much, wow, oh you know they will not.
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: But do you have to keep doing it?
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: I mean, once you have some DNA samples, I think
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: you're good.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what's the oddest one? Okay, of all that,
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: of all that stuff that's come off your body, what's
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: the oddest one that you jarred up and kept around?
• 30:55
  Speaker 15: Well, I mean, I've collected a lot of my hair
• 30:57
  Speaker 15: and stuff and I'll sneak them into like my boyfriend,
• 30:59
  Speaker 15: twitty jacket and all this stuff just in case he
• 31:01
  Speaker 15: needs it. And then but I think the biggest thing was,
• 31:05
  Speaker 15: like my big tony just fell off.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, you know you sound nuts, right, yeah, murder somebody
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: before it? This is what kind of job do you do?
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Do you have a job?
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: I do?
• 31:20
  Speaker 15: I just give me the industry.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Don't tell me exactly where you work. Just give me
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: the industry, Like, what kind of work do you do?
• 31:26
  Speaker 15: I work at a coffee shop. But I'm currently almost
• 31:28
  Speaker 15: done with nursing school.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: Nursing school?
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: All right, Well you can get a lot of parts
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: full access. So excited. All right, Well, Teresa, thank you call.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: I appreciate Listen to what the show. Wow, I bet
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: you her boyfriends are real satisfied where they say the
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: crazier they are the middle.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's very weird.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: So satisfied, let's go, jeez, let's go to Henry. Good morning, Henry.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: What's up? What's the what's the oddest collection you've got?
• 32:00
  Speaker 11: I traveled around to different dispensaries and collect lighters like
• 32:06
  Speaker 11: big zippos, torch lighters, just any type of dispensary lighter
• 32:11
  Speaker 11: with their logo on it.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: So I guess they're all like logo. They have like
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: a like a logo on them, yea, to be able
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: to tell where they're from.
• 32:22
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: People used to do that with matchbooks, remember Greg.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: God, Yeah that was old time, giant container of match
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: books you did.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was always like an I was old, like
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: old dudes like my grandfather. They would have just a
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: bunch of old match books from different places.
• 32:35
  Speaker 9: And it was just part of the experience. On your
• 32:37
  Speaker 9: way out the door, you would say, can I get
• 32:38
  Speaker 9: a book of matches?
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: It's because you used to be able to smoke places exactly.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Now it's like, what do people need to have match
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: books for? Because you can't smoke in there anyway, right
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: lighting a candle? I guess yeah. All right, Hey, I
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: appreciate the call, Henry. Have a great day. Thanks for
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: listening to the wood shows. Let's go to h Brian Morning,
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Brian Brian.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Anyway, So how you guys doing today?
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: We're doing it right. I'm still thinking about the chicken
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: collects all that stuff and falls off her body.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: I'm stillwhere near that bad.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you got?
• 33:11
  Speaker 11: Or?
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: For several years, I have been collecting American flags. I
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: prefer anything before nineteen fifty nine with forty eight stars.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: But a few years ago, about five years ago, at
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: an estate sale, I came across an in tournament flag,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: which is a flag that's straight across the soldier's casket
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: after they pass away. It turned out that there were
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: no other family members to take that flag, so I
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: I purchased that flag and put it in a special
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: place in my home, and since then I have now
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: collected seventeen in tournament flags.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 33:44
  Speaker 9: And then you just keep them in the frame and everything.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, I keep them inside the triangular point frame. And
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: generally inside each box are three spent bullet case scenes
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: from the twenty one gun Salute. Their they take three
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: of them because there are generally three soldiers who fire
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: seven shots each. They take one casing from each soldier
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: and they put it inside of the case as.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Well, and what's your what's your endgame here? Like, what
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: do you plan to do with them? Are just kind
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: of you not sure?
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Too sure. I've contacted some of the local BHWs
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: to see if I could possibly donate them to them with.
• 34:28
  Speaker 11: For them.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, m interesting. So you als got some kind of
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: weird collection. It's interesting, all right, Brian, thanks for the call, man.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: I appreciate your listening to the show.
• 34:36
  Speaker 16: Love you guys, I love you.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, baby at scams yeah, fingernail.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go to uh Jamie, good morning, Jamie, good morning,
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: good morning. So do you have like some kind of
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: odd collection.
• 34:52
  Speaker 17: I don't know how out of it. I think maybe
• 34:54
  Speaker 17: I take it more seriously than other people who may
• 34:57
  Speaker 17: collect the same thing. But I have all of the
• 35:01
  Speaker 17: like cards, birthday cards, greeting cards, any kind of card
• 35:04
  Speaker 17: that I've ever received from any humans, for myself and
• 35:09
  Speaker 17: my son for the past twenty years.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's great, I hear you.
• 35:14
  Speaker 17: Email.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Well Greg does do that with oh yeah, Greg doesn't
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: do that with all the cards, Jamie. He only does
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: that with certain ones, right, like.
• 35:20
  Speaker 9: The ones that have a sentimental message in there. I
• 35:23
  Speaker 9: do every card I've ever given you every card you
• 35:26
  Speaker 9: gave me. I always write a very nice note any
• 35:28
  Speaker 9: card that I give.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: And then I keep them in a box. How many
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: of my cards do you have? I don't think I've
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: ever gotten a card.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: See, I know Greg likes cards, so I do.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Cards are the best. I swear I've given you cards.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: I agree, yeah, and then what are you just you
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: got them? I get a box the closet like Greg does.
• 35:46
  Speaker 17: Oh well, they take up part a bit of space.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: I'm sure.
• 35:49
  Speaker 17: I also have, like anything that I've received, like a
• 35:51
  Speaker 17: nice text message. I'll even like email it to myself
• 35:54
  Speaker 17: and print it out. It now is like an entire
• 36:00
  Speaker 17: walk in closet, like notes that would have gotten passed
• 36:06
  Speaker 17: around like when I was in high school from friends
• 36:09
  Speaker 17: and stuff like.
• 36:11
  Speaker 8: Just I have a bunch of those.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: You do you still have notes from high school? Heck, yes,
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: I have a boxer. I probably do. Really.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's fun sometimes me and my best friend will
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: like drink wine and go through our notes and yeah
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: from high school, like.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: What are the notes about? Just anything?
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Anything?
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: It could be like I'm so bored in math class.
• 36:28
  Speaker 8: What I mean, They're not that interesting?
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: But then like some of them will be about boys,
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: and then we would have like code names for who
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: the boys were, so even now we're trying to figure
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: out who we're talking about.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, yep, all right, well, hey Jamie, thank you for
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: the call. Appreciate listen to a check. Thank you, guys.
• 36:47
  Speaker 9: This card and text thing reminded me. This is an
• 36:49
  Speaker 9: awesome tip for you. Mario gave this to me when
• 36:52
  Speaker 9: we first started dating. After our first date and I
• 36:54
  Speaker 9: went my way, he went his way, and on the
• 36:56
  Speaker 9: way home he texted me, you know, so glad we
• 36:59
  Speaker 9: finally met and blah blah blah, and it was a
• 37:01
  Speaker 9: very sweet sentimental text. He printed them out and framed
• 37:05
  Speaker 9: them in this cool frame, and I have that first text.
• 37:08
  Speaker 9: So pro tip for everybody. If you go on a
• 37:10
  Speaker 9: first date you think it's going somewhere and it's gonna
• 37:12
  Speaker 9: be an lasting, awesome relationship, print out.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: The text and put it in a nice frame. Yah
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: not yuck?
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: What about I meant that was supposed to be the
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: oh awesome button? Sorry?
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: What about the text says the awesome button? Oh that's awesome?
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: I slipped. What about if it says you up? Yeah? Yeah?
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: It was the ween picture. Also in there. Did he
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: include that in the frame thing too?
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: If org needs a witness, Oh, Sex room six to ten.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: All right, welcome back, going through some more of these texts.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: So you set it over on odd collections, because we
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: had that whole thing about this seventy seven year old
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: lady in England. She's been collecting bedpans for the last
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: forty years. She's been trying to sell all one hundred
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: and sixty three in her collection. No luck so far.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: She put them up for auction, not a single bid,
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: and so we had a lot of people that were
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: hitting us up with their odd collections. Bedpants. You don't
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: hear about that all the time. Oh why I don't
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: have any odd collect The one thing I really do
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: collect would be the garbage pail kids love it, Yeah,
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: because I wasn't allowed to have those as a kid.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: My mom didn't allow them. She's grossed out by them.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: You're not allowed to have these, So whenever my friends
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: would give me their extras and she'd find them, she'd
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: throw them away. So as an adult, I bought the
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: full collection of the originals like mom, Yeah, yeah, Well,
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: somebody on the text confuses me for a chick because
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: they say, what, don't you collect cabbage patch dolls? Yeah,
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: don't you That would be freaky. I'd be really weird. No,
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: cabbage patch dolls were actually the inspiration because the garbage
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: pail kids were spoofing the cabbage patch kids, because that
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: was what was really popular at the time in the eighties,
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: and that's why they made them like super gross, and
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: because the cabbage kids were all like cute, and you
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: know you're going to adopt Themah, exactly. You ever bust
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: out your garbage pail kids collection? I look at them
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: every once in a while. I thought you did recently,
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: because I get the new ones, the new ones, I'll
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: go through all get them. I'll look through six six.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: One says I work in HVAC and I collect old thermostats.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: This one says I collect coffee bags from coffee roasters.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: I plan to make a huge frame and open up
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: a coffee shop with that inside of it. Oh nice.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: This one says I collect beer coosies. I got hundreds
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: of them. My odd collection is dry pasta. I have
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: a container of different shapes and colors of pasta in
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: a jar, and I would take a few from a
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: box if they have a special shape or a color,
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: and I just put them into my collection jar all right,
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: This one says, hi me love, I only have a
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: collection of buttons. I bought this antique looking box a
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: long time ago, like sixteen years ago, and it came
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: with a lot of different buttons in it. Since then,
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: I've always put my extra little buttons from the ones
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: that come with the clothing in that box, which now
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: I've acumulated over one hundred buttons.
• 40:02
  Speaker 18: Uh.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: This one se one five says I have a weird
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: collection of old wooden barn pulleys all right, the really
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: heavy duty eighteen hundreds types. Oh oh oh. I have
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: no idea why, but I just love old pulleys. That
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: is insanely random. Yeah. I collect key chains. I pin
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: them to bulletin boards and I display them.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: Okay, I have a collection of key chains that just
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: seems regular Tommy, though, really, yes, souvenirs instead.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: I collect maps and globes. Somebody collects old washboards. My
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: mom collects bird knickknacks and figurines little birds. Yeah, my
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: dad collects fortunes from fortune cookies. Someone else collecting floaty pens.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Those are the ones that have like I think you
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: get them aquariums and stuff kind of have a goal
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: or like a surfers in it.
• 40:50
  Speaker 9: Or do you remember the pens where you would click
• 40:53
  Speaker 9: it and then the ladies bikini would come off.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, the one I always wanted when I was
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: a kid because all the teachers had him. They had
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: that pen that had different colors that you could select,
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: have like a white cap, just like push down the
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: color that you wanted. Pretty high tech. You had like
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: a blue shaft to it, like a light blue.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: You know, in the white top.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Man, uh, here's one says. I have a collection
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: of movie stubs, been collecting since I was a kid.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: But I'm super bummed out that they don't do the
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: stubs anymore. I was thinking of the same thing as
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: people used to collect all the concerts and they would
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: have big fat stacks of it. More they put them
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: in a big frame, like so it be like all
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: the shows that you went to, you know, this year, Yeah,
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: you know, and they have them all there. I used
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: to have like for different like sporting events and things
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: I would go to, but now it's all just through
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: the end and then later I know. Sometimes a ticketmaster
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: they'll send you an email says, would you like a
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: it's like a basically a print out of what would
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: be a ticket stub. It's not the same, and you have.
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: To pay for it, which I have done the souvenir ticket, Yeah,
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: because when that first started happening, it was upsetting to me,
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: and I still wanted the ticket because I collected mine
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: and I still have them.
• 42:00
  Speaker 8: I use them as bookmarks.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: I forget. I kept all of our passes from like
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: all I do. Okay, that's something I happen somewhere. I
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: have a ton of lanyards from like all the backstage
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: stuff or whatever, from all the different things that that
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: we do.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: You're right, I have a ton.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: They're all in the they're hanging off the doorknob of
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: my closet. Yeah. I have an idea for them. I
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: want to get what's it called when you have the
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: clear coat on a table? The foxy kind of things? Yeah,
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: like my garage or something.
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, let's see this.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: One says I collect pigs, stuffed animals, calendars of pigs
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: on it, ceramic pigs, anything with a pig. That's the thing.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: Once people get on a kick on one animal, they
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: go all out. Is when I was a baby, I
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: got really sick. I was in the hospital for a while,
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: and my dad went and bought me a stuffed pig
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: from the gift shop. And ever since, pigs have been
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: my favorite. I have two piggy tattoos. That's so sweet.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: This one says, I collect one twenty fourth scale die
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: cast adult collectibles. I have two hundred and nineteen different
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Jeff Gordon die cast cars trucks. I have every paint
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: scheme he ever drove from nineteen ninety two to twenty fifteen,
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: over one thousand die cast in total. I know it
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: may not seem to be weird, but some of those
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: cars were over four hundred dollars.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: Oh my, ten or twelve of them. A lot of
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: them were over one hundred bucks.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Talk about being all in.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, who's your driver?
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: All? R right? All right? Thanks for the text. Everybody
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: appreciate it.
• 43:27
  Speaker 13: I feel like I was easily persuaded.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Persuade, persuaded that happening. Well, we are into another new hour.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: I'm what of you? That is Greg gorg Menace is here?
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Good morning minutes? What is that Boddy see mank Good
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: morning to you. Sammy's here. Money phones are open eight
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: seven seven forty four Wooding, you can't hit us up
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: with the text over to two to nine eight seven.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: It's been a minute, but we have to introduce you
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: to another Woodies show Freak of the week.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: We don't have to.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: We get to. Yeah, we get to that's what Yeah,
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: so Greg says all time.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna be an honor.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so Sea Bass will introduce us to them. I'm
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: not even sure if it's a he, she, What is
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: what their? What makes him the freak? I don't I
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: don't know. We'll find out. Hey, I did I want
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: to bring up there's an update. This mom in Ohio,
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: her name is Lee. She has been just producing too
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: much breast milk for her newborn son and she doesn't
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: want all that liquid gold to go to waste. And
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: so what she's doing, she's making popsicles out of it.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: And she's trying to other things like making smoothies or soaps,
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: even butter.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: But this was the winner.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: And she says her kids and her husband love the popsicles. Yeah.
• 44:47
  Speaker 7: I fully disagree with this lady. However, I could see
• 44:51
  Speaker 7: my mom doing this.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: Not not today my mom, but I'm back in the day.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Your mom. Yeah, do you see your dad trying it?
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: I could see. No, I will give him credit. He doesn't.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: He tolerates my mom Shannigan's okay, he is not an
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: active participant. I can see him like because you know,
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: like doing you know, trying once just for funds, like
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: not to piss her off. But yeah, yeah, I guess
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: he definitely her off her. So her husband thinks the
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: milk is sweet, and she was also curie enough to
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: you're curious enough to taste. And she says, I'll stop
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: making them when my kids and my husband stop eating them.
• 45:32
  Speaker 10: So Greg and I know a story of a former
• 45:36
  Speaker 10: coworker of ours, Julian, and she just recently had a baby,
• 45:40
  Speaker 10: and yeah, they always joked that she has five kids,
• 45:45
  Speaker 10: but she only has three. And she was just recently
• 45:48
  Speaker 10: in Mexico and her pump broke, so she breast pump
• 45:53
  Speaker 10: and she was full, and then she realized that it
• 45:56
  Speaker 10: kind of like shot out. So she was at the
• 46:01
  Speaker 10: bar and then she was drunk, of course, and just
• 46:04
  Speaker 10: starts letting it shoot out everywhere, and like.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Random's were running up, running up and drinking it. No, yeah, oh,
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: we have the video random dudes putting her random dudes
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: and chicks.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and she's just like praying everybody.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like she had like a square gun.
• 46:22
  Speaker 9: And in this one video you think, oh, there's some
• 46:24
  Speaker 9: sort of emergency at their table because some dude is
• 46:26
  Speaker 9: running from afar and no, he came to run to
• 46:30
  Speaker 9: lean back and open. So they weren't like putting their
• 46:34
  Speaker 9: mouth on her. They were like five ft away.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Gross, everybody was asking to do it. Yeah.
• 46:41
  Speaker 7: Look, if I'm drunk at a bar in Mexico, I'm
• 46:43
  Speaker 7: joining in. Was her husband who he was losing?
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she was with friends and family. Yeah, okay, so
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: her baby was there. I'm guessing too.
• 46:56
  Speaker 7: No, no, okay, this is a trip because I learned
• 46:58
  Speaker 7: that you do get out in your breast milk when
• 47:01
  Speaker 7: you drink.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well she expelled it all. Yeah, pump and dump. Yeah,
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: I mean at the bar.
• 47:06
  Speaker 9: When you see the video, you'll be like, is there
• 47:08
  Speaker 9: any left?
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: Crazy? So she just had her cans out.
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, it wasn't like through her shirt.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: No, No, it's not. Julianne very thin tank yeah yeah everything.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: I mean I had the video she sent it sharing.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: Julian is the same person, by the way, who when
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: we We had a fire droll one time here at
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: the radio station and everybody had to go outside, walk
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: outside away from the building, and there's like an overpass
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: where they take everybody down over the overpass and you
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: look down there's there's the highway right like all these
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: lanes of traffic are going by, and as they're going by,
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: she's flashing everybody work fire drove. Yeah. Oh yeah, she's
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: she's the funniest.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: Eyes.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: And here look wait, I'll see her worsh I can't
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: see where she is. Wait, no, there's people running up there.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: These are the people running out. Here we go and
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: then oh god, it goes every Oh my god, okay,
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: and that it's today's rad.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: I believe it's going.
• 48:25
  Speaker 7: By the way, she's got her left one out and
• 48:27
  Speaker 7: she's got her right hand on it. Just spray and wow,
• 48:30
  Speaker 7: there's a shot guy. Because and by the way, she
• 48:34
  Speaker 7: did this as a celebration on her fortieth birthday.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: That was a video. There's another one.
• 48:39
  Speaker 7: This is when the way we started coming up, she
• 48:41
  Speaker 7: got a right one out and left out.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the right ones for the ladies. Yeah yeah, yeah again.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: A bar in Mexico. This is the fortieth birthday yeah,
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: this is where you do. That's yeah, what do you
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: show freak of the week? Damn j on Instagram?
• 49:00
  Speaker 7: And that wasn't She's not she didn't win, she just
• 49:02
  Speaker 7: honorable mention.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Anyway, so we'll have the official excuse me freak of
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: the week.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: That's a Jesus.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: That's coming up next here the Woody Show hang Out.
• 49:10
  Speaker 13: I was shocked and appalled and just horrifying, craziest set
• 49:14
  Speaker 13: your lighting everywhere.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: I forgot about that guy.
• 49:21
  Speaker 7: I think we could get him on the show regularly
• 49:22
  Speaker 7: because he appears to be a media whore.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he loves the media. Dude, loves the media.
• 49:27
  Speaker 7: Specialty is you know, activism and blah blah blah. But
• 49:29
  Speaker 7: surely get him to talk about pretty much anything.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah Latin pubah. Yeah, welcome back to the Woody Show.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: Phones open eight seven seven forty four. What do you
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: know we cannot post the video of Julian sporting people
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: at the bar? No, yeah, it's time for the Woody
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: Show Freak of the Week and Sea Bass has somebody
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: He's going to introduce us here too, And uh, these
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: people are real life people. These are the people who
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: are maybe I don't know what they do for a living,
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like this could just be
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: like their little the little side gig. Maybe they're the
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: ones helping you at the grocery store. Maybe they're the
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: nice person that works at your kids' school. You don't know.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: Here we are, Yeah, all right, so freaking the week?
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: Who is this seaback?
• 50:10
  Speaker 7: Well, we're gonna start off with actually, if you don't
• 50:12
  Speaker 7: mind switching out our music, would he? I'd like I
• 50:15
  Speaker 7: pulled a song from one Admiral Levigne that I'm sure
• 50:18
  Speaker 7: no one in this room was actually heard. Do you
• 50:20
  Speaker 7: know she had a song called Mercury in retrograde?
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, it's amazing. This wasn't a big hit.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: I know we had now have a new interest song
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: for Sammy.
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: Did you bring this up because you know mercury is
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: in retrograde.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to.
• 50:48
  Speaker 7: I didn't want to scare anybody, Sammy, but we currently
• 50:51
  Speaker 7: gregs be careful as we swee.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Mercury is in retrograde. So that's why my phone is acting. Yes, yeah, sorry, retrograde.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: It's not all bad, you guys.
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: What Yeah, everyone says it like it's all bad, but
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: you know, people come back from the past. You can
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: find things that you lost, Things will come back to
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: you during this.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: I bring us up because I found I was just
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: looking around this guy has an astrology fetish. Well he
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: uses it again, That's what I thought to you, like,
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: how do you use astrology as a feed? Well, this
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: could be the guy Sammy, right, So this is Omar
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: and actually he blends astrology into his other fetish. And
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: I'll have you know what he did an interview and
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: I'll have the guy who interviewed him tell us what's
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: going on with Omar.
• 51:38
  Speaker 14: And now it's my great pleasure to introduce Omar to
• 51:41
  Speaker 14: the show. Omar is on the podcast today to discuss
• 51:44
  Speaker 14: the potential intersection between fetishism and astrology. It's an enlightening episode.
• 51:50
  Speaker 14: So let's jump right into the fart fetish podcast.
• 51:57
  Speaker 7: We may have had them. He's been going strong. He's
• 51:59
  Speaker 7: a good podcast. You could tell the sound is pretty deep.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a presenter, so Omar, Yes, he loves farts
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: and he loves astrology.
• 52:08
  Speaker 7: And Greg, you'll be glad. Omar went right into what
• 52:12
  Speaker 7: your question is, how.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: Do you become how do you realize you have actually
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: obsessed with farts? And it was back in Omar's.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: Childhood growing up with wrestling and rough housing with my stepbrother.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: Wrestling moves were became, I guess, like an opportunity to
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: fight on me.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: So that's how I got into it.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: Interesting.
• 52:30
  Speaker 10: Interesting, Interesting, So your stepbrother is farting on you and
• 52:34
  Speaker 10: then you think that's hot.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it becomes a sexual Actually.
• 52:38
  Speaker 7: Actually, man's it was more than just that as a child.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: Oh okay.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: Actually, the first time I experienced it was at daycare
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: and like nap time or something, and somebody had farted
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: and I somehow like ended up like being near like
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: near the person, like our cots were right next to
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: each other, and I was like trying to smell it,
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: I guess. And then there was just this friend I
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: had that was like a really talented fart I let's say,
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: because they could like it on blast and they were
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: just doing like I remember having a play date with them,
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: and I was like in my small apartment with my
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: mom just there they were just like farting next to
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: my head, and like I know that my mom could
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: hear this is going on that she didn't stop with.
• 53:12
  Speaker 9: Wow, I'm not satisfied with the answer. It doesn't mean
• 53:15
  Speaker 9: it it turns sexual. Yeah, like I was the exactly Yeah.
• 53:20
  Speaker 9: You know the water balloon fights as a kid. Does
• 53:22
  Speaker 9: that mean you're attracted to balloons?
• 53:24
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I cut one. I cut one the
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: other day that I could feel was like really it
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: was silent, but it was like really warm and and
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: just so they kind of you can feel like kind
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: of like uh, not heavy, but you know what I mean,
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: like yeah, yeah, yeah, so you go walk in front
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: of your like so like so no, I was laying
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: in bed and so I cut it. And then I'm
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: laying there and I didn't smell anything. I'm like, wait
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: a minute, that had to stunk, right, So you didn't
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: do the up down, up down uptown with the blanket.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: I was already on top of the cover. So I
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: cupped my hand like I'm doing like the freestyle, you know, swimming,
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: and I just kind of like try to and because
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: it was so heavy, because I'm like, there's no way
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: that didn't smell. It's like the hot ones are the worst.
• 54:07
  Speaker 7: It's like when when you see like they have like
• 54:09
  Speaker 7: a click a swamp gas, it'll just kind of site.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly right, that's exactly what yeah, I was
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: in the room by myself, so grossed myself when a
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: chef goes up for a pot and just kind of.
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: It Yeah yeah, yeah, disgusting.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, so that's how you're gross Yeah, I know that's
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: how Omar's fart fetish works quote unquote. But now again astrology.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: What's going on here?
• 54:30
  Speaker 7: Well, here he says that he got into astrology, obviously
• 54:33
  Speaker 7: not as a child, but once he got into astrology,
• 54:36
  Speaker 7: he figured out how it fully explained his fart fetish.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: When I found astrology, like, and I found that as
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: soon as I was bloring. This is already kind of written.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: I think this was like with Venus and Urinus. But
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: the aspect says you certainly cannot handle being smothered or
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: tied down anyway except maybe in the bed, so like
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: definitely like something I experience.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, here's here's a question. How are you
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: in the fart fetishes? And you're calling it uranus getting
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: some people do so he used to planet getting people menace.
• 55:13
  Speaker 7: I think he doesn't say you're in because he doesn't
• 55:15
  Speaker 7: want it to be, you know, seen as a joke.
• 55:17
  Speaker 7: That's a serious astrology. So he just said a word there,
• 55:21
  Speaker 7: which I had never heard. But he said his aspect
• 55:24
  Speaker 7: in astrology, Sammy, what does that mean? I just looked
• 55:27
  Speaker 7: it up thanks to a I. Okay, so she knows
• 55:29
  Speaker 7: the aspect in astrology is the angular relationship between planets
• 55:33
  Speaker 7: and other points on a birth chart.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, your aspect ratio.
• 55:38
  Speaker 7: So like, I guess when you look at an astrology chart,
• 55:39
  Speaker 7: you look at where you're born, and then you draw
• 55:42
  Speaker 7: lines and stuff between the other astrology astrological.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: Sign Right, it's how many degrees? Oh yeah, and.
• 55:47
  Speaker 7: This is all nonsense. Yeah, but what he read his
• 55:51
  Speaker 7: there was some joke about getting tied down except in
• 55:53
  Speaker 7: the bed, and he's like, well, oh, I like getting
• 55:55
  Speaker 7: smothered and farted on, therefore astrology.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, weird to show freak of the week.
• 56:03
  Speaker 7: All right, talking to Omar again the Fart Fetish podcast.
• 56:06
  Speaker 7: Now you might think, Okay, this guy is just a
• 56:07
  Speaker 7: complete weirdo and a dork and so on and so forth.
• 56:10
  Speaker 7: But no, no, no, he's actually otherwise relatively normal.
• 56:13
  Speaker 14: What is your feeling towards uh uh.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: Gender and farts?
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: Like, in terms of like relationships, I'm like a straight males,
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: but like I'll have like friendships with guys who do
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: this without us at being anything else. So that's kind
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: of my relationship to it.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: That's awesome, that's really cool. Wait, like just bros getting
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: together farting on each other.
• 56:33
  Speaker 7: It doesn't have to be sexual.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Thank you, guys. You want to come over and just
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: farting each other straight, but let's not get you know,
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: let's together. In fact, he has Omar the fart guy
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: has a girlfriend.
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: Why what's his name?
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: Getting no? I just feel bad, like when when other
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: guys hear this who desperately want a relationship, and they're like,
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: all right, this guy's got a girlfriend. And meanwhile I'm
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: here in the wind trying to like, I'm out here
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: with nobody. I can't find anybody to date me. This
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: is blownly loser. Meanwhile, Omar here the fart guy, he's
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: got a girlfriend. And how he broke that down? Boy?
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: I told her because like I kind of figured since
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: her like brother was like a not just fart, that
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: she would kind of like understand. Once I admitted it
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: to her, she kind of like did it for me, like,
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: but she was still stry about it at first. So
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: I'm glad she was open to it, like after she
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: found out, but before she was like she was resistance
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: to like doing it around me, even though she would
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: tell me that she would have to.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: Interesting. It's interesting.
• 57:38
  Speaker 7: He's always interesting. That's that's interesting. Interesting, interesting. Yeah, living
• 57:43
  Speaker 7: So yeah, I love the like the girlfriend to pretend
• 57:46
  Speaker 7: to be in it for him.
• 57:47
  Speaker 19: H Yeah, It's kind of something you would just keep
• 57:49
  Speaker 19: to yourself, I would think.
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: So if he needs to get together with his friends
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: exactly dates.
• 57:56
  Speaker 9: Greg, that kind of learned to live with it, or
• 57:59
  Speaker 9: or learned if somebody farts around you that you like it, Okay,
• 58:04
  Speaker 9: then just keep that to yourself.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: Find the brand you like, and only like, uh, you know,
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: invested in the time of that one person, Like, oh man,
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: this person smells really good. I like how they smell
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: like the inside of a pumpkin, you know when they come.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: I know, I pumpkin fart all the time. I have
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: this guy interview. Should ask the question like, okay, when
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: you guys get together, like what's the the meal prep like,
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: you know, what are the appetite taco bill? Again? Like
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: ord or two?
• 58:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Greg, that sort of attitude shameful. What if I
• 58:33
  Speaker 7: told young Greg Gory is a you know, twenty one
• 58:36
  Speaker 7: year old college student. You know what, if you're into men,
• 58:38
  Speaker 7: just keep that to yourself. Don't tell anybody that's true.
• 58:40
  Speaker 9: But I'm not saying why your authentic self. I'm not
• 58:44
  Speaker 9: saying what I'm proud due to these men publicly.
• 58:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah freaking the week now, Greg, Yes, this is again.
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: You can keep this quiet, this fart fetish stuff, or
• 58:55
  Speaker 7: if you express it, it can actually take your relationship
• 58:58
  Speaker 7: to the next level.
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: Oh kind of like just binds me more.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: It makes my relationship have a stronger bond, Like I
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: would have a stronger bond to somebody. Being able to
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: have them a far for me is more intimate than
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: I think anything else.
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: It's really the glue.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that is what really gets We had five kids, but.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: It wasn't until right, yeah, until now we're intimate.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 59:29
  Speaker 7: So that is Omar from the Front podcast and Astrology podcasts.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: And Omar gave us one thing.
• 59:35
  Speaker 7: He gave me a bunch of tips about like because
• 59:37
  Speaker 7: where does he go online to watch fart porn? And
• 59:39
  Speaker 7: he said one of the girls he likes, her name
• 59:41
  Speaker 7: is Kelly Shamrock, and she does like these fantasy role
• 59:44
  Speaker 7: play videos. So I went to her Twitter and this
• 59:47
  Speaker 7: one she's pretending to be a plumber that showed up
• 59:50
  Speaker 7: to investigate the sink in the bathroom.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, because men is probably puked in there.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: Here's what she found, all right, let me check it out.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 6: It looks like he got a hole through your floor.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 6: Might be a bull frog or something down there making
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 6: all that noise.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 14: Can you hear it?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 11: Now?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: I think they had to add those sounds in post
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: or did you that Gassie like ready to go?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: Like she's like, all right, guys, you're ready to roll,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: let's go.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: It's like I could do this on the right. That's
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: Kelly Shamrocks. What a show freak of the week, everybody.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: I had a new song for Sammy and a new
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: song for Sammary Sammy Avril a bene mercury in retrograde.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: It does not like a song she would be in. Yeah,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: yeah it does. That sound does yeah, yeah, this is
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: this is the soundtrack for any movie that ever had,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: like high school shots and like he's all that that
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: has been Yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, your books?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 11: All right?
• 1:00:56
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• 1:01:03
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• 1:02:18
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• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: that there's not one, but two Lockness monsters out there too.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: You can't prove the one, what makes you think there's two?
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  Speaker 2: A video captured from a webcam showed a large wake
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: moving south across the water with what appeared to be
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: a hump near the front possible.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 10: Yeah, right, Yeah, has been those wake videos for years
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 10: where there's like a little bit of a wake in
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 10: the middle of of that that lake. So that's nothing new.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 10: But we need some hard evidence, and we need some
• 1:03:00
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• 1:03:02
  Speaker 10: a photo of this thing already.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 9: A recent Polly, Yeah, come on, let's get it together.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, A recent Paul found the top things we would
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: do if aliens invaded Earth. Twenty six percent of people
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: said they would find friends and family, twenty percent said
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: they would gather supplies, eighteen percent would just run or hide,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: but one in ten said they would try to make
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: contact with the aliens. Others say they would have asked
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: the Martians to take them back to their planet with them, like,
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  Speaker 2: get me off.
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  Speaker 4: This thing, I'll join your team. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Five percent said they would get intimate, oh with them noise.
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  Speaker 2: Four and ten people said they would save their children
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: or their partner first and then they would save themselves.
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  Speaker 2: But a fifth of people said they would save their
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: pet before anybody else about it, because it's super important.
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  Speaker 2: More and more every day I'm reading out about bunkers,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: and like how to get bunkers installed and where to
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: put them? Or like did you see the one where
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: someone had it installed under their driveway? Yeah? I love that. Great,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: that is my dream.
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  Speaker 6: And there's luxury community bunkers there is, but there's in
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 6: such a remote area.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, if things go down, like, how am I
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  Speaker 2: even go to get to those things? I want something
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  Speaker 2: that's in my backyard. Didn't we know somebody that like
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: discovered one? Yeah, I mean the house was the house
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: had been built, I mean decades ago, and it was
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: during the Cold War, and so when this house was built,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: they had something sunk into the backyard, like a fallout
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: shelter or whatever, and so they didn't even realize it
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: was there until they were doing some work rule in
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: the yard and they're like, hey, there's something back here.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: And then they found where the like the hatch was,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: and they went back, they went down in there, and
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: I guess they didn't want to tell any of the
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: neighbors because they were paranoid that there would be a
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: big rush on them should something happen. Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: Did they end up keeping it or filling it in
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: or now they kept it? That's cool because they figured
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: it'd be a good selling point, and they eventually didn't
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: sell that house. I don't know what they got for it,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: but it's pretty good. I mean it's a very nice neighborhood,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: so uh huh.
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  Speaker 6: And now it's marketed as I'm sure a man cave
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 6: underground man cave.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, super cool, a lot of Neon signs. Yeah, but
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: I do get bare note.
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  Speaker 10: I'm like, okay, well if I like get this thing
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 10: installed and then all my neighbors see waste of money
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 10: and then.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: You know, the installers know it's there too. Yeah, here's
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: my thing when it comes to alien invasion, nuclear fallout,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: or what's left that you want to stick around for
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: so bad? Yeah, there's no TV? What am I doing?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: I have internet access.
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  Speaker 6: I'm with you.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: Our internet was out until about five thirty last night,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: and it was like weird, this is this And I
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: lived a lot of my life before the internet.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 6: Did you feel like a pioneer?
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: It was just weird, like how much you really rely
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: on it? And it was just a service outage and
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: they were working on it. There's texting updates and stuff,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: but uh yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 16: It was very strange and if there is a full
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 16: on nuclear fallout around Earth.
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  Speaker 8: I do not need to be one of the survivors.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm not going to emerge from my shelter that
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: I had buried under my drive like the Plowfields craft.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah right. I'm a man of luxury and convenience.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 9: Okay, I'm the utter opposite when I see stuff like
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 9: twenty eight days later, twenty eight weeks later, the rest
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 9: of Us or whatever that one is called, those first
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 9: scenes where they have the whole world to themselves, Last
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 9: Man on Earth, dream come true?
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  Speaker 4: But how is that a dream?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: If?
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  Speaker 9: Like, because you can go any Hey, you know what
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 9: I really want to driver rolls Royce. Okay, go get
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 9: go to the dealer and get it.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: On a bunch of damaged roads and everything the dealership.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: I'm saying all the things you're thinking you're gonna do
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: or not there there's no services that the grocery stores
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: not being stocked. You're talking about a Twilight Zone episode.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 9: You know, I'll make it work, you know I could.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 9: I could fulfill my childhood fantasy.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: It's all a really easy time getting that reservation.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 9: I'll take, you know, my childhood fantasy. Get a baseball bat,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 9: go to the department store and go to the fine
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 9: china section smash it all.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's something the nuclear weapon already did that
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: for you.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 9: But I'm talking about these things where things are still intact,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 9: Like twenty eight days later, he's walking through.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: There's money on.
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  Speaker 4: The ground, there's cars everywhere, everything's intact.
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  Speaker 8: That would be awesome fantasy.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it gets off the White House, that's awesome. I
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 9: don't I don't know why I want to live tonight. Yeah,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 9: that mansion, I don't know.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: I'd want to survive under those circumstances. I'm like you
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: and gets wiped out by some.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 8: Nuke like Greg have his little dream.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: Gina is going to see if she can convince us
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: of this talent about finding the silver lining in these
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: Grace got a couple yes, and he's gonna he's gonna
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: bring up these stories. And then, Gina, your job is
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: to show off your talent that you claim you have
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: to being able to find a silver lining in any situation.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 6: I'm not gonna lie.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 16: I mean, I've been pretty confident in this my entire life,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 16: but I'm feeling shaky today.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 8: So I feel like a lot of.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: Pressure all start pre excuse me, what a pre excuse was.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 6: I feel a lot of pressure to prove myself.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: So you shouldn't. It's a lot of talk to this point.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we've done this with Greg a number
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: of times over the years, where Greg finds like a
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: really good story and we got to see if we
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: can shoot holes in it. We're pretty we're pretty good
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: at that. But see that's been proven oh many times. Yeah.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: Now Greg keeps thinking like, oh, this will be the
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: one and well, yeah, we'll see, yeah, we'll see. Today's
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: the day.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 13: Won Well, we're gonna put Gina to the text, all right.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: She's been bragging blah blah blah blah blah bla going on.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: And you know, I'm just really good at finding the
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: silver lining something. Yeah, And I would say also, without
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: even really trying, I think that Sammy's kind of the
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: same thing.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: Ye starts the well comes.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: In with something. You guys just called me an apologist.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: Well it depends on what you're talking about.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: Well, well it could be the silver lining, but you
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: call me an apologist for it.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: Silver lininger.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: I know he did murder a guy, but well, you
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: know he really childhood. You don't know you don't know.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't know.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: All right. So Greg's got a story, okay, and it's
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: not going to be like, it's not going to be
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: a good story. It's not. It's not. It's not a
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: pleasant story, very unpleasant. Yeah, and then you have to
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: try to see if you can find the silver lining
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: in that story. Good luck with that, all right. So, uh,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: story number one, Greg, what do you got?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 9: So this is out of Pennsylvania. Lawsuit just got settled
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 9: for six sixty five million dollars and it was a
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 9: lawsuit against Lehigh Valley Health Network. And now why were
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 9: they sued because last year they had a cyber attack
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 9: and then in that cyber attack, photos of naked cancer
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 9: patients were stolen by a cyber criminal gang. They demanded
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 9: payment from the health network. Health network said, na, Doug,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 9: we're not paying you. So these cyber criminal gangs released
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 9: the nude photos of cancer patients and they said that
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 9: they were totally humiliated, totally embarrassed. A chief executive of
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 9: the cybersecurity firm said, if you're protecting health data as
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 9: a crown jewel, images are going to need another level
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 9: of compartmentalized protection. And these poor people did not get
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 9: that level of protection at all. So the hackers ended
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 9: up releasing these nude photos. The patients are humiliated, the
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 9: health network is out sixty five million dollars in this
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 9: lawsuits got rich out of all of it. There's no
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 9: win here.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: I think I found a silver lining. We'll see how
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: you do that.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 16: Yeah, well, okay, I understand. I want to first validate
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 16: your story and your feelings. This is very difficult, difficult
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 16: time for all of us, and I get.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 8: It, But have you considered that.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 16: I understand nobody wants their naked body, you know, without
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 16: their consent, put on the internet, and especially when they're
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 16: struggling so much. But think about the awareness this brings
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 16: to how much we need to secure cyber security. These
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 16: people are there, their saints, These people have already been
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 16: through so much, and they're on the front line saying, look,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 16: if this can happen to us, this can happen to anyone.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 16: Let us be the example of why all of this
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 16: needs to be fixed.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 6: Remember the fappening, Remember all.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 16: These people, Oh you guys are happening that is come on,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 16: I've seen those pictures.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: Sounds it sounds familiar. The fappening was.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 16: They broke into all all those celebrities naked post and
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 16: nobody cared, and Everbo thought it was funny because they're
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 16: celebrities and they deserve it.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 8: Whatever.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 16: There is nothing about a cancer patient struggling to deal
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 16: with this, to deal with surviving that anyone could ever say.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, they deserve it. Who cares?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, The.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 16: Buck stops here. This has to be fixed immediately. And
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 16: it's because of these amazing people being so brave. Okay,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 16: and they got sixty five million dollars that I.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: Have another silver lining.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, at least for the moment, they weren't thinking
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: about how they had cancer.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: Because you know, they were focused on something else.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 13: Yeah, they were.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: Focused on something else.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 19: I think sixty million reasons not to be thinking about
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 19: cancer in that moment.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: All right, what do you think best?
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 7: Well, I think that's it's sort of a plug and
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 7: play silver lining. What do you mean because literally any
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 7: crime you could say, well, that brings awareness to how
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 7: this crime could occur.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So did I do a better job than Gina?
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 7: Yes, Okay, I just got victimized because Gina made me
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 7: remember that fappening and made me remember that Leslie Jones
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 7: had nudes.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: And sex videos. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: That hurt me. Yeah, my silver lining.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: I don't know if it's like inappropriate or not actually,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: but to say, because yes it all of this sucks obviously,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: and uh and to do to cancer patients is really horrible.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: And my thought was because it's the cancer patient's naked
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: bodies out there on the internet. But when you're going
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 5: through cancer, your body doesn't really look like your body.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 5: So when you beat cancer, you're never gonna look like
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: that person again.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: It's not really what you look like.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so when you're healthy again whatever, like, that's not
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: even you.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 6: You're not going to look back on that really and
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 6: go oh this is me. You won't.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 5: You'll beat it and you'll be healthy again, a different
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: You're going to take the real, the real.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 16: Greg approach, be like I've never been skinnier exactly, That's
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 16: what I was thinking. But I think, I mean, if
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 16: we're going to let this happen to cancer patients, yeah,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 16: this is done well, well, the security is going to
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 16: go crazy now.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: Okay four eight four very clearly tuning into the middle
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: of what's gone Gina is an idiot. Oh thank you Jesus,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: shut up saying think about the awareness you bring is foolish,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: insensitive statement. The whole yeah, the whole thing is trying
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: to reach and find a silver lining in an otherwise
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: very terrible story. That's the big Yeah, that's the bit
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: they probably tune in halfway through.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 7: That's the BIG's attacking cancer.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: The statement is disgusting. You guys are all right, Let's
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: let's try one more here.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 9: Okay, So this is out of Long Beach, californ Okay,
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 9: it was just after midnight. Fire department gets an emergency call,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 9: so they do what they usually do. They have to
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 9: jump in the fire truck, put on the sirens, and
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 9: head out of the station. But as they're pulling out
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 9: of the station, a man just so happened to be
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 9: walking by and boom, fire truck hit him. Firefighters jump
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 9: out because we need to administer first aid, but no
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 9: first aid to give because the man was pronounced dead
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 9: on the scene.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 8: Very sad, very very sad.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: But this raises awareness for me.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 6: Well, no, no, not understood in that.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 8: Do we know this guy's story?
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: They believe he was homeless.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 8: Well, there's Greg's silver ling.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: Right, Okay, Greg, this is on you.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't drag me to this.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 6: You told us what we know.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 16: I'll tell you what we don't know. This person could
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 16: have been a murderer. This person could have been a
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 16: you know what, do you know how many serial killers
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 16: we don't know about in the United States right now?
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: That's always wondering.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 16: Literally think there's like over one hundred active serial killers
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 16: in the United States as we speak. And if Karma
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 16: took care of one, I think that that is a
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 16: blessing for.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 6: All the people whose lives get to be saved.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 8: We don't know.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 6: We don't know this guy. You guys are you know?
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 16: You could feel sorry for this person, and there's part
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 16: of me that does.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 6: But we don't know.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 8: This could have saved a lot of people.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: So holmeless people are serial can who he was? We
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: don't know. We don't know.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 16: This is part of this segment for me to do
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 16: my job and then for Menace and Sebas to try
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 16: and undo my job.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: No, No, I think you're doing a great job.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 6: I didn't know if that was part.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: Apropriate exploring.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 16: I know, I just don't know if we're shooting in
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 16: my bit or in the next bit.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: Holes in the story. Then holds.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, that's okay. I just want to make sure
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 6: all the.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: Same holds back. It's a whole shoot off.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 16: All I'm saying is we could have saved a lot
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 16: of people, and you know what, that could be a
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 16: blessing in disguise.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think the fire truck probably did more for
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: the homeless situation than any of the politicians. Maybe. And
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: he's not homeless anymore. That's he's not almost now he's
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: in Jesus. Yeah. See, we are very clearly just trying
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: to find the silver lining.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: In these stories.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 6: You don't know.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: I could see where people might tune in halfway through
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: and go, oh wow, that's not the bit. And I
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: think what Menace is doing over there is playing three
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: D chess, because Menace is always very concerned about how
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: he's going to come out looking, and so he just
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: wants to make sure it's clear that comments yes, always
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: three steps.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 19: This is this is three This is three D chess
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 19: for the new person.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: This is three D chess, like, don't worry, don't worry,
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: I get it. It's all good. Cape one for the
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: new person. I understand. I guess facts, and I'm the
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: best umpire in this room, balls and balls strikes and
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: all right, well nice work. I mean you're not as
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: great as I thought you.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: Were going to be.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 6: Out those are some top stories.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like I think won that last round. Is no
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  Speaker 2: longer homeless, right, oh yeah, he was called home.
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  Speaker 16: Yeah, I don't know we could make him that simple,
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  Speaker 16: no longer.
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  Speaker 2: Now we have some stories from Greg. We're gonna do
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  Speaker 2: after the Break Good News with Greg Gory, and we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna see if we can shoot some holes in it's
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  Speaker 2: the opposite, and we'll see how many people tune in
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: halfway through that.
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  Speaker 19: Show.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let's see we're gonna shoot some holes in Greg's story.
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  Speaker 2: Now we did try. We did the Silver Linings with
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: with Gina grat Yeah, and now let's see how we do.
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  Speaker 2: Greg's got a good news story. Greg's always said, oh no,
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  Speaker 2: it's always cool this Yeah a babe, And let's.
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  Speaker 4: See if we can shoot some holes in it.
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  Speaker 9: All right, Well this is out of Cedars, Pennsylvania. A
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  Speaker 9: woman named Maureen has a son named Nick, and he's
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  Speaker 9: very autistic, and she was worried about his future, as
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  Speaker 9: are a lot of parents of kids with disabilities at
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  Speaker 9: Nick's school. So to help out Maureen made her dream
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  Speaker 9: come true by opening up a restaurant to employ people
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  Speaker 9: with disabilities. It is called so Much to Give Inclusive Cafe.
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  Speaker 9: They employ sixty three people. Eighty percent of their employees
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  Speaker 9: have disabilities. And it's not just a restaurant, it's a
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  Speaker 9: safe space for people with disabilities to hang out and dine.
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  Speaker 9: And Maureen says that her son Nick has learned to
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  Speaker 9: be social in restaurants now. As little as a year
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  Speaker 9: or so ago, he would hop around like a bunnie
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  Speaker 9: or clap and yell when he was out in public.
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  Speaker 9: But at so Much to Give, nobody cares if he
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  Speaker 9: even does, because it's a safe space for them. And
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  Speaker 9: then to top it off, across the street from the restaurant,
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  Speaker 9: she also opened up Inspiration Studio, where they teach music,
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  Speaker 9: crafts and life skills to people with disabilities.
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  Speaker 2: I got one, I got it already. This yeah, Oh
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  Speaker 2: this one is.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, let's piggyback off this other place so I can
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  Speaker 10: promote my place.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Also sounds like somebody who's just using their own child
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  Speaker 2: for their own game. Also, but they're spinning it to
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  Speaker 2: say like, oh, look how it's benefiting him. Oh, him,
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  Speaker 2: it's about him. By the way, check out my spot. Right. No,
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  Speaker 2: she opened both.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: She opened both, but she's using she got that, she
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  Speaker 2: got the attention from the one. Yeah, and she got
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  Speaker 2: for it correct taking over the whole block.
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  Speaker 16: This is a restaurant, right, Yes, you are not allowed
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  Speaker 16: to complain when they screw up your order, and.
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  Speaker 2: That would make me fou Yeah, this is a little
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: overdo it? I know, it's fine?
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  Speaker 16: Yeah, like, oh, this is literally nothing on this plate
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  Speaker 16: is something I asked for? But you know it's fine,
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  Speaker 16: this is nothing I ordered. But you know, what, what
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  Speaker 16: are you gonna do?
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  Speaker 10: You checked it, review on it, So what are you
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  Speaker 10: saying we did.
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  Speaker 2: Do this properly? No?
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  Speaker 6: No, it's great, it's great.
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  Speaker 8: Happy to be here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean I think it's great that she
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  Speaker 2: managed to find a way to get attention for herself.
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  Speaker 2: Geez okay, but I mean there's also the side benefit
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  Speaker 2: of like, yeah, okay, well her son also benefit, sure, right,
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  Speaker 2: but she could have just kept her with the one place,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: and now she's got the second place, and you know,
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  Speaker 2: you don't want to be And how much was the
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: full name of this place? Again? So much to give
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  Speaker 2: any what else inclusive cafe. Oh, inclusive cafe. Okay, a
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  Speaker 2: little little wordy there. Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Oh the name of the restaurant. Yeah, the name might
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  Speaker 9: not be the best, so much to give inclusive cafe.
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  Speaker 8: I would just be really worried about my order.
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  Speaker 4: So selfish, please write it down?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah please?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So it does. It does have a four point nine.
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  Speaker 2: Of course it does. She's not gonna be able to
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  Speaker 2: complain about the meal.
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  Speaker 10: Oh but I'm trying to see Okay, there's one review
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  Speaker 10: that has four stars.
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  Speaker 4: Instead of six. Six narcissistic.
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  Speaker 2: Really okay, I'm trying to with the complaints disigrade. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: a grade, of course, Ma, that's your job. Wait, give
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  Speaker 2: me one more story here, Greg. This is from Birmingham, Alabama.
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  Speaker 2: Adorable little eight year old girl, Sophie. She was diagnosed
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  Speaker 2: with severe aplastic anemia a couple years ago. Doctor said
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: she only had one option for a cure, and that
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: was a bone marrow transplant. Her family searched and searched
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: for a match, and then, luckily, a woman named Macy
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: had registered to be a donor three years ago. She
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: got word that she was a match for Sophie. Nervous
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: but went through with the donation.
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  Speaker 9: Now that was early last year, and then just a
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 9: couple weeks ago, after recovering from all of it, Sophie
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  Speaker 9: met Macy for the very first time. Broke down in
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 9: tears while Sophie's mom explained that she can finally enjoy childhood.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 9: She even signed up for her first dance class, something
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 9: she couldn't do before because she would get so much bruising.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 9: Even the hospital staff cried tears of happiness. This is
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 9: the first time they had witnessed an in person reunion
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  Speaker 9: between patient and donor, and now Sophie has a healthy
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 9: and normal life.
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  Speaker 2: So sweet. I'm actually having a hard time this, ha
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  Speaker 2: a really hard time.
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  Speaker 16: With Okay, Macy's the donor, right, she is going to
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  Speaker 16: feel really good for a while because the attention is
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  Speaker 16: still on her and oh my god, she's a saint
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  Speaker 16: for doing this. But when that attention goes away, she's
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  Speaker 16: down in Oregon and she might end up needing that.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 16: And guess who doesn't care anymore?
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  Speaker 2: Everybody I did, I didn't. I didn't think about that,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: Like you hear about people who make a donation and whatever.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: I think like I might do that, but then what
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: if I need it? I'll see that's the thing I
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: would donate, and then I would end up needing exactly.
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  Speaker 4: I mean something like that.
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  Speaker 6: Nobody cares because the spotlight has long past.
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  Speaker 2: This is a bone marrow transplant.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh yeah, can you make your own bone marrow?
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a question for Sea Bath.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I think I think the reason she probably needs
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 7: it for a good reason. Your body's not producing it properly.
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  Speaker 4: Greg, I think you might have succeeded that. It's kind
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  Speaker 4: of cheating though, but okay.
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  Speaker 2: Not at all. This is a great store. Yeah, I
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: think it's kind of cheating. I think Greg picked that
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: story just because you know, well, we'll get some kid
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  Speaker 2: with cancer, okay.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, right, cancer stories for Greg.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, to find the one that you can't and
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 9: I did interesting success.
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  Speaker 2: Shame shame on you, Greg for exploding this kid for
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: your own, just much like that one that you're saying,
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: is I nailed it? Yeah exactly?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Well it's the Woody Show. We'll be right back.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: More fun than goner Rhea.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 9: I mean I've had gone a few times, and I'd
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 9: say I haven't had gone show.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna wrap up, get out of here.
• 1:24:42
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• 1:25:00
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• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: wisdom Please.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah, posting pictures of your kid on the first day
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 9: of school, that's cool. But what's cooler? Not having kids?
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 9: Way cooler?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, so cool.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. People go, I can't imagine my life without my kids,
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: And I'm like.
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  Speaker 4: Really, that's all I imagine because I do that all
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 4: the time. Uh huh, I go, oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: You know, if we didn't have kids, we would be
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: doing this. Oh my god, if we didn't have these
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 2: kids right now, we'd be doing that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I have a billion dollars you think.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: About it all. It doesn't mean you don't love them. Yeah,
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: but also you're lying if you said you can't imagine
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: your life without your.
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  Speaker 4: Kids, get the f out of here. You can't you liar.
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  Speaker 2: Got of here all right. Thank you very much, Greg
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: gory Hrewe thank you so much for giving the Woody
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  Speaker 2: Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: we'd love it appreciate you for that. The rest of
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: you guys can suck it. Catch back here on Thursday.
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  Speaker 2: Have a great day. Smdublem quit this bitch.