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Things That Must Go from April 22nd, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Thinks that must.
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  Speaker 2: Go on the radio, reminds me I need a full
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  Speaker 2: set of tires, got to get new tires. These are
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  Speaker 2: things that must go, Things that are bugging you friends
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  Speaker 2: of the program, things that you can't stand anymore. And
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  Speaker 2: so and so you say, I know, I'll send my
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  Speaker 2: thing that must go to Radio from Hel. Maybe if
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  Speaker 2: they read it on the air, it'll make me feel better.
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  Speaker 2: And sometimes these things actually disappear from your life if
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  Speaker 2: you do it. So just put your thoughts down in
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  Speaker 2: an email, put muscle on the subject line, and send
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  Speaker 2: it to Radio from Hell at X ninety six dot com.
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  Speaker 2: I'll go first. I got this one from my lovely wife,
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  Speaker 2: missus Bill, this morning in a text. It says, my
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  Speaker 2: thing that must go. When you have to buy a
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  Speaker 2: requiner because you're having shoulder surgery and you need to
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  Speaker 2: sleep upright. So you go to the d I to
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  Speaker 2: find one, and surprisingly there's a really nice one, a
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  Speaker 2: decent one there that's just the right size. So you
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  Speaker 2: buy it and they put a soul tag on it.
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  Speaker 2: And when you come back with a bigger vehicle to
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  Speaker 2: take it home, somebody has ripped the tag off and
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  Speaker 2: taken it home themselves. This is worse than this is
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  Speaker 2: worse the worst thrifting sin imaginable, and even more evil
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  Speaker 2: for having been committed against somebody who is desperately needing
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  Speaker 2: it because of surgery. This is why you, Bill allread,
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  Speaker 2: will not have your own requiner for a week. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I think it's I think it's for my sister in law.
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  Speaker 2: I think I don't think my wife is having I
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  Speaker 2: don't think she told me. She said somebody's having. Somebody's
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  Speaker 2: having shoulder surgery, and so the recliner, No, it'll be
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  Speaker 2: gone from the house, is what the matter is. Let's
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  Speaker 2: see this one says, thanks for letting me listen. This
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  Speaker 2: Musco list is about corporate jobs getting told for six
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  Speaker 2: years straight that they just don't have a budget to
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  Speaker 2: promote within the business until while having having off the
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  Speaker 2: majority of employees, laying off the majority of the employees,
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  Speaker 2: and reporting record profits for the fifth year in a row.
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  Speaker 2: So we don't have enough budget to give people raises.
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  Speaker 2: Oh now we're going to lay off people. Oh and
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  Speaker 2: we're having record profits. Management asking why employees are leaving
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  Speaker 2: for other companies with no irony and getting a company
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  Speaker 2: survey that changes every year to change the wording to
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  Speaker 2: increasingly be more aggressive. Example, would you agree that this
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  Speaker 2: is a great place to work? Would you recommend this
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  Speaker 2: company to a friend? Do you think you will still
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  Speaker 2: be working here in twelve months? Subtext seems to suggest
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  Speaker 2: that the first questions are not answered correctly, you will
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  Speaker 2: not be working here in twelve months. Let's see this
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  Speaker 2: one says, My thing that must go is simple. Say
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  Speaker 2: no to migrains, our crazy weather changes triggering my migraines.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you, stake care. It's Kayla and I
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  Speaker 2: think that's yeah, that's it.
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  Speaker 3: Erry, Okay. Let's see this one has no name on it.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, lords. Things that must go? My dog acting
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  Speaker 3: like she's walking to the gallows. When I bring her
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  Speaker 3: to the garden hose after a walk, she droops her
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  Speaker 3: head and walks sadly behind me with her tail between
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  Speaker 3: her legs. I'm just gonna wash your paws. I think
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  Speaker 3: you're gonna be okay. When someone is caught behaving badly,
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  Speaker 3: such as a congressman being exposed as a sex predator,
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  Speaker 3: or a youth soccer coach dropping f bombs and threatening
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  Speaker 3: the ref in front of a bunch of eleven year olds,
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  Speaker 3: then apologizing with words like that's not who I really am,
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  Speaker 3: Yes it is, Yeah it is. You just showed us
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  Speaker 3: exactly who you are. Let's see this one from Tony
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  Speaker 3: the twenty plus people in line for soda at the
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  Speaker 3: Mega A plaques. This caused a long wait. It made
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  Speaker 3: me lose very important plot points to the Super Mario
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  Speaker 3: Galaxy movie. All that stubborn booger's stuck in your nose
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  Speaker 3: and then when you finally blow them out, they land
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  Speaker 3: on your shirt instead of the tissue. The Dutch King's
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  Speaker 3: Birthday Festival and the Japanese Festival being on the same
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  Speaker 3: day too many celebrations. They need to be spread out
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  Speaker 3: throughout the month. I guess Tony likes to go to
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  Speaker 3: the Dutch King. I don't know what that is. This
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  Speaker 3: one from Tasha. I decided to take a gander for
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  Speaker 3: the first time at the Radio from Hell chat room.
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  Speaker 3: What must go is when I hear Carrie always say
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  Speaker 3: some guy in the chat all these years, I've thought
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  Speaker 3: it I heard it as some guy, thinking it's just
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  Speaker 3: a blanket term for people. No, it's a guy in.
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  Speaker 1: There, a specific person that's his name.
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  Speaker 3: Some guy also going to unload the dishwasher, not realizing
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  Speaker 3: that during the washing process it had flipped my blender
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  Speaker 3: blade pulling the rack, only to have it slice my
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  Speaker 3: finger open. And finally this one good morning, Lords, Then
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  Speaker 3: I think that must go is IGN's review of mouse
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  Speaker 3: Pi for Hire. Since it seems like they didn't even
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  Speaker 3: play the game before they reviewed it, most of the
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  Speaker 3: criticisms they made for it were more like minor nitpicks
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  Speaker 3: at best. Please make IGN's review of mouse Pi for
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  Speaker 3: Hire go. Thanks for letting me listen, the developer of
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  Speaker 3: the mouse for Pi for Higher game.
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  Speaker 1: Oh not really, Please help me, lords. All of my
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  Speaker 1: grandparents have died in the last ten or so years,
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  Speaker 1: and yet they were all young enough when alive to
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  Speaker 1: hop on social media, have a tablet or cell phone.
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  Speaker 1: The issue I have is they tend to haunt me
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  Speaker 1: in ways that I ever thought possible.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Example, when I lived with my grandmother, she loved to
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  Speaker 1: harmlessly track me on her iPad because she was worried
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  Speaker 1: I was going to be murdered on my tender dates.
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  Speaker 1: She sadly passed away. But every time I use my
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  Speaker 1: fine my iPhone, I have a notice saying Susan and
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  Speaker 1: can track you on her iPad. Or if I have
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  Speaker 1: to use Facebook, my contacts and the messengers suggests and
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  Speaker 1: says me Moss Suzanne as a suggested friend, or Nana Lucy,
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  Speaker 1: but they've been dead for years. And the most awkward example,
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  Speaker 1: I have an app that shows contacts you may know.
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  Speaker 1: It shows Nana and her contact information only. The profile
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  Speaker 1: picture shows a gentleman who seems to be in his
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  Speaker 1: late forties smiling with a significant other showing Disneyland in
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  Speaker 1: the background. Because Nana's old phone number has been transferred
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  Speaker 1: to a man named Lawrence from Florida? Do I delete
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  Speaker 1: my ancestors from my social media technology? Is that disrespectful
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  Speaker 1: of my confusion? Must go? And this from Patrick? Can
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  Speaker 1: we please get rid of, or at the very least
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  Speaker 1: use less of the overused exclamation phrase let's go. Let
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  Speaker 1: coaches and athletes use it if they must. I don't
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  Speaker 1: need my restaurant server coming to the table with the
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  Speaker 1: need to motivate me to order. You're ready to order,
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  Speaker 1: all right, let's do this, let's go. So many others
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  Speaker 1: use it to day in similar circumstances. It's really annoying.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks Patrick, all right, thank you. Thanks.
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  Speaker 2: That must go on the radio on Hell show