The Anunnaki & Ancient Aliens: The Gods Made Humans and Immediately Regretted It
Krissy cracks open a beer and immediately makes ancient Sumer everybody’s problem. 👽🍺
We’re diving into the Anunnaki, ancient aliens, Nibiru, Planet Nine, genetic engineering, Genesis, the Nephilim, Bob Lazar, Element 115, and somehow an alleged archaeological spacecraft gets dragged into this whole mess.
Basically: ancient gods create humans because their first workforce said FUCK THIS JOB, Zecharia Sitchin puts the entire story in space, the Bible starts dropping suspicious little breadcrumbs, and Bob Lazar shows up at the end to ruin Krissy’s remaining peace.
Did aliens create us? No…
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