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Trump at FIFA · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:01
  SPEAKER_02: What's so funny?
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  SPEAKER_00: I love it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Doug's on it already.
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  SPEAKER_00: 3386.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_00: Uh we we were joking how, you know, uh we're waiting for our gifts to develop.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_00: Like we you have this three through third grade uh prodigy of basketball that you played against, and she defeated you.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_00: She destroyed me.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_00: And uh and we were joking how, well, you know, here at our age, we're waiting for our gifts to show themselves, you know?
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm really wait waiting for that to blossom.
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  SPEAKER_00: At some point that might happen.
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  SPEAKER_00: And uh 3386, uh, Scott's gift.
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  SPEAKER_00: Getting mad at McDonald's with multiple drive-thru lanes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_02: He is he's not the only one with that gift, though.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's so annoying.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_02: Did you experience it over the weekends?
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_02: No, fortunately not.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was just like, oh my gosh, who else is in here?
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_00: We've got uh uh oh, is this D in the dancing machine?
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_00: It is.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_00: Good, everyone.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_00: Happy Monday.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_00: It's uh it's a nice cool start to the uh work week.
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  SPEAKER_00: Enjoy the day.
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  SPEAKER_00: It is gorgeous right now.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, for sure.
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  SPEAKER_02: Everyone's kind of commenting on that too.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_02: Chris is in, uh, that's 0808.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_02: Easy number to Yeah, that's a very easy number to remember.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_02: Um, 3490 is here, Lauren, John 317, Ileana, you know, the usual suspects.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_00: Uh here's one guest.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_00: Either one of two things, you got logged out again on your phone on the app, or you forgot to register.
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  SPEAKER_00: Either way, uh-huh.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_00: Fix yourself.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_00: They said, Hi again, I saw you at uh the Gus Macker.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_00: So I but I I can't say who it is.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_00: I have no because they're guested.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_00: Which was all weekend long, and I know that they wasn't much on Saturday with that storm.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_02: I saw that they delayed it until 1230.
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  SPEAKER_02: I saw on the Instagram, um, I don't know whose Instagram page it was, but that they had delayed it until 1230, but then there was another huge storm that came later.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that was the big one.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_02: But I think the games were over by then.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_00: They did it looked great.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_00: So I okay, so in full transparency, I did not get to see Allie play because I was uh in the midst of getting to Wellsboro, getting out, getting all the dogs, the puppies home now.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_00: Which by the way, side note, yeah, already the calming has begun.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_01: That's good.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_00: Since the bizalls have been removed, yeah, you can see where the temperaments are becoming much more docile.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_02: Well, aren't they still healing though, too?
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, very much so, yeah.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_00: And poor Pete's got a cone of shame.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_00: Uh he's the only one.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_00: But either way, of course, he's the biggest one too, so he looks like extra doofus.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, but uh uh, so I was I made my way back, dropped off three Diet Cokes to Tiffany because she was having a day on Friday.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_00: She's like, I'm perched.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_00: I think the smoke and everything, you know, and the heat.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_00: It's like, oh, I'm so thirsty.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_00: So I dropped that off.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_00: Never water.
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  SPEAKER_00: Flute no Diet Coke, it's running through those veins.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_00: So then I ran over to you and literally I got there and I saw the police and fire folks playing, which I they were before, it was before seven o'clock.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_00: It was only like 6 40 when I got there.
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  SPEAKER_00: And they were they were already playing.
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  SPEAKER_00: And but then I bumped into you for a couple seconds and and got the quick rundown of everything.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_00: But it looked so good, the setup down there.
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  SPEAKER_02: It really did.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I didn't realize there was gonna be so many different vendors too, too, because they had food vendors, and then as far as yesterday went, I saw on Instagram again that they were all playing again yesterday, which was a perfect day for it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, it really was.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, next year would I do it again?
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  SPEAKER_02: I had so much fun.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_02: Well, two things.
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  SPEAKER_02: I did say to Zach yesterday, I know Scott didn't actually get to see me play, but it was I really appreciated that you came out to support me.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it was great.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, if I had more time and and hadn't just gotten puppies home, I'd have hung out with you guys a little bit longer, but for sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: It just was like, well, I I I got to at least see you guys.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_02: Would I do it again next year?
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Maybe.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_00: Would you prep earlier?
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  SPEAKER_00: Would you start, you know, war your warm-ups?
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_00: Like if you knew, if you if they said, All right, we're gonna return this and you knew even in the next couple weeks, would you because you used to do this really well with running, you would spend months.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Would you do it?
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  SPEAKER_02: I think so.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like this kind of re-in-invigorated in Zach that he loves playing basketball.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_02: Oh so we had said, Okay, even though the Gus Macker is over, what we should do is just a couple times a week.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_00: Go play horse.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, just a couple times a week.
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  SPEAKER_02: We live really close to a park.
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  SPEAKER_02: So a couple times a week, just walk up to the park, play some hoops, and it was fun for us too as a couple for us to connect on that level.
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  SPEAKER_02: So yeah, we'll probably continue that.
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  SPEAKER_00: I noticed it stayed very busy yesterday because I was out getting, I know, shocker diet cokes, and uh it was uh, but it was packed again yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_02: So uh the Gusmacker.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: On to the other big sports thing, I you know, okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: So last week I was all like, okay, FIFA, you can go.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, on your way.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_00: We and really it was because you're done here.
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  SPEAKER_00: We we weren't into it anymore, so it's like any skin in the game that USA had, it was like, uh, all right.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then I found myself turning it on yesterday and watching it.
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  SPEAKER_00: The excitement got me.
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  SPEAKER_00: And we watched too.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here it was it in Williams battling, knocks it down.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_01: It's free! It's a go! Will that be the game that wins Spain, their second World Cup title?
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_01: Spain for the freaking time in their history have won the World Cup.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_00: Now, interestingly enough, something I noticed, and this is just a cultural thing.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_00: You know how we say overtime?
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: They kept saying, and I know the announcers, at least a couple of them are like either from England or somewhere else, and they're like, extra time.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm like, okay, so you had overtime, but now they they call it extra time.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yet another point that like professional soccer is one little slide over to the left of what we're normally used to here in the world in the US.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_00: But it was cool.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_02: So I really didn't watch it, watch it, but I was with my friend Sarah and Aaron.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_02: They have a boat, and last minute we decided we were gonna go and hang out with them.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_02: So they turned it on.
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  SPEAKER_02: They've I think they have like Hulu Live or something like that.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, I was a little surprised.
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  SPEAKER_02: I said, Sarah, you're really that interested?
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_02: She goes, Well, all my kids played soccer.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, sure.
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  SPEAKER_02: So she was super interested in it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Zach was interested interested in it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Me and um Aaron, her husband, we were like, uh.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_00: You know what it is?
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  SPEAKER_00: It's like almost like watching the World Series.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_00: I don't watch many baseball games up until the very end.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_00: You know, I mean, I might, if it's on, it's on, but it's not like it's not like the NFL, where I'm like, okay, I know what my schedule is for Sunday.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh, but it it it's kind of like that.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was like the World Series.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, I know.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I know I'm a fair weather fan.
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  SPEAKER_00: I and me too, and I'm okay with that.
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_00: But you know, I rem I did come back to it after they got finished and everything, and I think they let them go shower real quick.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because then all of a sudden, it it was there.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_00: I know the Limbo just pulled up.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hello.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hello, Lib!
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, the Trumpster was there?
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_01: I was I'm sorry, you were there?
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  SPEAKER_01: You did not see me at the FIFA's?
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  SPEAKER_01: I did not.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, let me tell you what happened.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_00: So I got to the FIFA's.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was there for it because you know America hosted the FIFA's.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: And it was a beautiful, FIFA beautiful FIFA's.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_00: I invented FIFA, you know.
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  SPEAKER_00: FIFA was uh totally my idea.
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  SPEAKER_02: It seems like you do seem like a guy who could kick a ball pretty easily.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you know, I uh down the line if you down the line, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So uh what I did was after I invented FIFA, really, quite honestly, I invented soccer too, uh, or football, where they call it somewhere, but we know football's here.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_00: But the best part was is I enjoyed it because I got to put awards around, you know, like necklaces, like uh uh Olympic uh, you know, uh medals.
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_00: Did you stay for the did you stay for the concert?
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_00: I put well, no, I had to go.
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_00: Melania had had enough.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_00: She was like, I've got to go.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_00: Uh I've got to go freshen up.
• 7:18
  SPEAKER_00: It was a little bit, you know, a lot long time in the sun.
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  SPEAKER_00: Long time in the sun.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_02: Me, I'm good.
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  SPEAKER_02: I was just a little more orange.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_02: I I bet you she's a huge messy fan.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, messy.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_00: She tells me I'm Messi too.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_00: She's like, you know, you're like Messi.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_00: And I said, well, you know, if it hadn't been for me, there wouldn't have been a messy, because, you know, messy is like my invention, too.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_02: And how how are you and Messi alike?
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_00: Uh well, just I I created them.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_00: Because I create everything.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_00: I'm in charge.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_00: You know, if it's not for me, it doesn't happen.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_00: But I loved it.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_00: I put the awards around their necks and I shook their hands, and uh it was uh it was glorious, and I got to be there.
• 7:49
  SPEAKER_00: I stood next to the president of Mexico, and uh we were there, and then the the head the guy that I appointed head of FIFA's.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_02: I actually have I have a little audio from from the yeah, hold on.
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_00: Go ahead, play me, please.
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_00: Listen to the cheers.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_00: They love me.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_02: Actually, that's the opposite.
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_02: Jennifer Hudson.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, that's cheers.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_02: I hear cheers.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what you hear.
• 8:13
  SPEAKER_02: Jennifer Hudson sang the national anthem.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_00: She was beautiful, beautiful.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_00: This is uh something else I invented.
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_00: Jennifer Hudson and the national anthem.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_00: Incredible, huge, beautiful.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_02: This was you in the skybox yesterday, and here's the reaction.
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  SPEAKER_02: Dignity fellow in the city.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_00: That's me singing too, because I'm great.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_00: Just ask me.
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_02: That's Robbie Williams.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, no, it was me.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_02: What a crap turd of a closing ceremony.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, God, that's uh, I won't get into that because I invented everything and I said, go ahead, put Robbie Williams in.
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know who he is, but he likes me.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_00: He likes me a lot.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_00: He loves me, he thinks I'm great.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_00: He's great.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, beautiful place.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_00: Love it, love it.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_00: Love Charlie over there.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_00: He's a good guy.
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_00: Awesome.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_00: Good guy.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_00: Uh so what's up next for you?
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_00: Uh let's see.
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna blow the crap out of Iran a little bit more.
• 8:55
  SPEAKER_00: Uh let's see.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_00: What else can I do?
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_02: A summer vacation?
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_00: Uh no, no, no time for that.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_00: I gotta keep going.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_00: You know, you ain't too many days off as it is already.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_00: But uh, you know.
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, we still have uh America's 250.
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like that we're still celebrating.
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_00: Still celebrate beautiful country.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_00: I invented this place too.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_00: Without me, there wouldn't be a country.
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_00: George Washington, who?
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no, no.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_00: This guy, right?
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_00: Trump 2.0.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_00: I gotta go.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_00: I gotta go invent something else now.
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_00: Trump Trumps.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_00: I like that.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_00: I might put that on a hat.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_00: That's pretty good anyway, man.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_00: I like that.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_00: Goodbye, nice eating.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_00: Alrighty this morning.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_00: You know it's a good start to the day.
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_00: Coffee and trumps.