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Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise Conspiracy with Justin Martindale · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: Hannah McDonald.
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  Speaker 2: They will sell out. heathermcdonald.net. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: I have one of your favorites, Justin Martindale, back from
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  Speaker 2: world-willed travel here in the Juicy Scoop headquarters. How are you,
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  Speaker 2: my love?
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  Speaker 3: I'm good. I'm good. It's good to be back. I, um...
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  Speaker 3: was in new york and baltimore and atlanta and.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it was doing your shows yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks to the bell house theater in brooklyn sold out
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  Speaker 3: good that was great uh good i'm sure lane joined
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  Speaker 3: me which was great.
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  Speaker 2: What if peltro ah this ski trial is pretty freaking
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  Speaker 2: fun i talked about on the the last show and
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  Speaker 2: i just watched um so for those of you just
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  Speaker 2: to get you up to date 2016, Gwyneth was at
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  Speaker 2: Deer Valley, which I've skied there too. It's a beautiful resort.
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  Speaker 2: There's a montage right there, which is kind of near
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  Speaker 2: where she was probably going to go to have lunch
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  Speaker 2: on these easier runs. She said this older guy ran
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  Speaker 2: into her from behind. He said she ran into him.
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  Speaker 2: Seven years later, we're watching the trial of the century.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, move over Amber Heard and Johnny Depp because
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  Speaker 3: this is what I'm here for.
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  Speaker 2: And it's pretty entertaining.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: 100%. I believe she's in the right. As someone who skis,
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  Speaker 2: who's not a great skier, you know, you ski and
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  Speaker 2: you ski at your own risk. To think that someone
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  Speaker 2: could sue for something on a bunny slope and that,
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  Speaker 2: you know, if you're not good enough to ski down
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  Speaker 2: this thing, that you possibly run into someone that you're
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  Speaker 2: going to be sued. And being that she's famous, I
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  Speaker 2: believe that, you know, this was a bullshit thing. And
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  Speaker 2: I'm really glad that she's going on, and a lot
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  Speaker 2: of people think she's being kind of arrogant on the stand.
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  Speaker 2: I think she's being like, fuck you, why am I here?
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  Speaker 2: She's having a blast. She's having a blast, and she's like,
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  Speaker 2: why am I here?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, his attorney is this woman who I think is
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  Speaker 2: pretty starstruck about her.
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  Speaker 3: So starstruck. Like, you need to play her in the
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  Speaker 3: Lifetime original movie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: And because when, kind of in a condescending way, says,
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  Speaker 2: and what is your name? And she goes, my name?
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  Speaker 2: It's Christian. It's Christian. Gwyneth, you want to take me
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  Speaker 2: to the slumber party with the goop product? She's like, no.
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  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you have said my name? Well, it's Ms.
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  Speaker 3: McDonald.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I'm questioning you. She's like, I'm just a peasant attorney.
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  Speaker 2: And she's like, oh, I wish I was as tall
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  Speaker 2: as you, Gwyneth.
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  Speaker 3: I know, it's so weird.
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  Speaker 2: And then his daughter, who is on the stand, she's
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  Speaker 2: trying to be funny. Did you see that part where
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  Speaker 2: he goes- No, I didn't. Where he said something in,
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  Speaker 2: where were you staying or something? And she goes- We're
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  Speaker 2: staying at a VRBO with my dad. He gets great reviews,
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  Speaker 2: all five stars. And the guy goes, what? And she goes,
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  Speaker 2: I was just joking. And then she does another answer
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  Speaker 2: and she goes, by the way, judge, that was just
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  Speaker 2: a dumb joke about the VRBO that has nothing to
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  Speaker 2: do with this trial. And I'm like, oh my God,
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  Speaker 2: the fact that he wrote his daughter, I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: be famous. And now you're trying to do a tight
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  Speaker 2: three at the laugh factory on a Tuesday night. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I can't.
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  Speaker 3: All you gotta do is add the captions at the bottom. Like,
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  Speaker 3: am I right?
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  Speaker 2: So I just thought, so we're recording this on Tuesday
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  Speaker 2: because I'm going away on Wednesday with my son, DeCabo.
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  Speaker 2: But I, so I just saw the latest. So he's
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  Speaker 2: on the stand and he, his story is that he
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  Speaker 2: heard a blood curdling scream and she came down and
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  Speaker 2: then he was hit. And ever since then, his eyesight
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  Speaker 2: has suffered. And then he gets into the part where
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  Speaker 2: he starts to cry and says, I was in a
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  Speaker 2: romantic relationship with this woman. But because of my brain
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  Speaker 2: injuries from Gwyneth.
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  Speaker 3: Gwyneth Paltrow.
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  Speaker 2: Running into me on the slope seven years ago, I
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  Speaker 2: had to tell this woman, go. Just go. I'm useless. Go.
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  Speaker 2: I can't be... And I mean, I'm just like... I mean,
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  Speaker 2: the reason... I'm grateful for her that she did take
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  Speaker 2: it this far and didn't just fold and give them whatever,
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  Speaker 2: a settlement. Because as someone who occasionally skis and is
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  Speaker 2: not a great skier and my kids ski and everything,
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  Speaker 2: and I am Heather McDoll of Juicy Scoop, I would
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  Speaker 2: hate to be a target. Like, I feel like she
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  Speaker 2: was a target, you know, to sue her. And I
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  Speaker 2: would hate that all of a sudden now this might
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  Speaker 2: possibly change legal ramifications for people who ski. Like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: my God, you know.
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  Speaker 3: This is a ski slap.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you have car insurance.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But you don't have ski insurance. I don't want that
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  Speaker 2: to be something. I mean, you know, by getting your
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  Speaker 2: ski pass, I thought it was sort of like you're
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  Speaker 2: skiing at your own risk. But I guess you can
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  Speaker 2: always personally ski to someone.
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  Speaker 3: This reminds me of those videos, you know, where they
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  Speaker 3: have like dash cams.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And it's like someone pulling out of a parking lot
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  Speaker 3: and someone runs and hits the car. Oh yeah, when
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  Speaker 3: you see.
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  Speaker 2: The thing in the alley, yes.
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  Speaker 3: And they roll off the car dramatically or that one
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  Speaker 3: video where the lady, it's a court scene and she
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  Speaker 3: has the papers and she walks by the other woman
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  Speaker 3: and just taps her with the papers on the head like, bitch,
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  Speaker 3: you know, and she grabs her head and she's like,
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  Speaker 3: and falls out of the chair and starts rolling. People
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  Speaker 3: are insane. However, I do love I did take a
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  Speaker 3: line from Gwyneth Paltrow while I was on.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, I just want to say while you're talking about
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  Speaker 2: crazy scenes that are coming to me. Yeah. I remember
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  Speaker 2: there was a Brady Bunch where they were being sued
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  Speaker 2: by this guy who said he was hurt by like Mr.
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  Speaker 3: Brady.
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  Speaker 2: Uh-huh. And he had like a neck brace on. And
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  Speaker 2: then someone, I can't remember who in the family, they
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  Speaker 2: take their briefcase and they, while he's giving testimony- And
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  Speaker 2: they throw it on the ground.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: And it startles him and he goes. Oh. And then
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  Speaker 2: they're like, what? You're lying.
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  Speaker 3: Or legally blonde when she perms her hair.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, there's so many, so many ways.
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  Speaker 2: So this, this is, I feel like there's going to
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  Speaker 2: be a moment in that, but go, what were you saying?
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  Speaker 3: I was saying like, that's how I felt on the
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  Speaker 3: Delta plane. Cause I was like, this is bullshit. Why
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  Speaker 3: are we, why are we stalled for six hours for maintenance?
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  Speaker 3: Fix the plane. And they were like, sir, what's your complaint?
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I missed a day of skiing.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly. I missed a half a day of skiing.
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  Speaker 2: She said a half a day of skiing. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And the Taylor Swift references. Did you buy her any
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  Speaker 3: Christmas presents?
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  Speaker 2: No, but that's again, she was fan girl. Yes. But
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  Speaker 2: wait a minute. You guys are friends, right?
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  Speaker 3: She's like, not really.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think you bought her a present. I think
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  Speaker 2: I followed you. I think you opened up a PR
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  Speaker 2: package from her.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, what? Is this the law now?
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  Speaker 2: I have another question. Did you and Taylor go to
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  Speaker 2: the Kardashian Christmas party?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Did you? Because like, what was it like? Like,
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  Speaker 3: You know, briefly, just for the record, you know?
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  Speaker 2: No, I just want to know.
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  Speaker 3: I just want to know.
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  Speaker 2: Did you and Taylor possibly share ski outfits?
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  Speaker 3: She's so weird. I know. I do also love the other,
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  Speaker 3: the guy. His scream was really good. It was a
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  Speaker 3: good scream.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But I also like how he's complaining about missing like
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  Speaker 3: wine tastings. And I'm like, I get it. Oh, I
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  Speaker 3: missed that. What did he say? Oh, he's like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I'm missing several wine tastings that I had scheduled. And
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I get it, bitch.
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  Speaker 2: The most entitled person.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Court case in America.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if I ever miss a wine tasting, like, ooh,
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  Speaker 3: it's bad news. You know, I can't. No, no.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, we planned it.
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  Speaker 3: We planned it in advance.
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  Speaker 2: But more Gwyneth news. She, according to New York Post,
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  Speaker 2: she said there's some, apparently there's a dangerous truth about
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  Speaker 2: Gwyneth Paltrow's rectal ozone therapy. So she's always trying new things.
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  Speaker 2: She's all about wellness and detoxing and everything. She detoxes
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  Speaker 2: all the time. She has all these things you can
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  Speaker 2: buy on her site to detox. And I'm like, how
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  Speaker 2: many more toxins are in your body if you're detoxing
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  Speaker 2: every day?
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  Speaker 3: Poisonous. What happened?
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  Speaker 2: So this is rectal ozone therapy. So she did it,
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  Speaker 2: but now doctors are warning against it. So it uses
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  Speaker 2: medical grade ozone. Oxone gas administered through an ozone generated
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  Speaker 2: device and it can be inserted in your body many
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  Speaker 2: ways and then it can be blown up the butt
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  Speaker 2: via a catheter. Ouch. Which is how Gwyneth does it.
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  Speaker 2: There are unknown side effects and benefits, but the root
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  Speaker 2: is questionable according to doctors. So it's a gas molecule
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  Speaker 2: that's made up of three oxygen atoms, also known as smog,
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  Speaker 2: which is dangerous to breathe, go up your butt. The
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  Speaker 2: FDA put out a warning against it in 2019. It's
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  Speaker 2: $ 250 per 25-minute session, and doctors are recommending dietary supplements instead.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure this is all just to get you to shit.
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  Speaker 2: Can we just do a Metamucil gummy over the counter?
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  Speaker 3: It just sounds like blowing smoke up your ass. That's
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  Speaker 3: all it is. That's all it is. Side effects of
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  Speaker 3: blowing smoke up your ass may include a leakage.
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  Speaker 2: But it's supposed to slow down cell aging. Gwen has
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  Speaker 2: said it's the weirdest wellness thing she's ever done. Well, yeah. Okay. Listen, people.
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  Speaker 2: There's some things that you just don't need to do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like, come on. Drink a little more water. Have a
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  Speaker 2: little fiber. And enough with this. You don't need to
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  Speaker 2: gas up your butthole.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, now I think we're going to have like a
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  Speaker 3: Kirkland version of this where we're going to be walking
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  Speaker 3: in a parking lot and see someone just squatting on
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  Speaker 3: their muffler. Just like, honey, turn the car on. I
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  Speaker 3: gotta get that ozone rectal therapy.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's like that whole thing with the steaming vagina.
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  Speaker 2: Who cares? Where you're supposed to steam your vagina. No,
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  Speaker 2: we're not.
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 2: Take a shower. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Take a shower.
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  Speaker 2: You have to steam it. Like, what's that gonna do
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  Speaker 2: for it?
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  Speaker 3: And then I always see like those pictures of those
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  Speaker 3: ladies like in an old barbershop stall with like their
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  Speaker 3: like Puppy cones on. And they're like, thanks, Gwyneth. And
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I don't even want to picture what's
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  Speaker 3: going on down there.
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  Speaker 2: That was another one of those things. You know, reality
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  Speaker 2: shows always go in waves of what they have to
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  Speaker 2: do to get the girls to sit next to each other.
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  Speaker 2: I think just let's stick to just a simple pedicure. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But it was the steaming vagina. It was the old
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  Speaker 2: school stripper class. Then it was the classes where you're
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  Speaker 2: in sheets twirling around.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Then it was... What else were there that we
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  Speaker 2: always would see in reality? The goat yoga.
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  Speaker 3: Goat yoga, now flamingo yoga.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, is that a new thing?
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  Speaker 3: It is for my Housewives franchise, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, at Miami they did it? Well, you know what?
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  Speaker 2: I did yoga on my trip in the Virgin Islands.
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  Speaker 2: And there were some flamingos walking around, but they weren't participating.
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  Speaker 3: No, they're not going to participate. They're flamingos. They have
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  Speaker 3: things to do. They're bitchy.
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  Speaker 2: Also, they have really skinny legs, so they don't need to.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't need it. Yeah, they don't need it. Wait,
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  Speaker 3: now I'm trying to think of like, so it was, okay, yes,
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  Speaker 3: goat yoga. There was like rock massages, I think was one.
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  Speaker 3: Wasn't that like a thing?
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  Speaker 2: I still like a little rock.
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  Speaker 3: Or like, oh, cupping was really big too.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, she used to do the cupping. And then people would,
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  Speaker 2: remember people would go out on the red carpet and have,
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  Speaker 2: because a bunch of red cups.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, look at my bruises.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's going on? Like, you really needed cupping?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What was that also? There was another thing that people
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  Speaker 2: were into, like, 20 years ago, where it's called, like,
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  Speaker 2: roughing or something, where they'd go deep into their muscles
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: that it would make you cry about your childhood. No!
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  Speaker 3: I know. I don't want that. Let's dig up your trauma.
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  Speaker 3: Sounds great. I'm in.
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  Speaker 2: There's all those other places where you get and they
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  Speaker 2: wrap you up like in foil, like a baked potato.
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  Speaker 2: And you're just supposed to sweat it out. But then like,
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  Speaker 2: I guess you'd be maybe thin the next day, but
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  Speaker 2: eventually you're going to drink the water and whatever that
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  Speaker 2: water retention is going to come back to a normal,
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  Speaker 2: healthy way.
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  Speaker 3: Then there was the lemon cayenne pepper. Flush cleanse.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that was Yolanda on Beverly Hills.
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  Speaker 3: That was everybody. And now it's just Ozemic.
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  Speaker 2: Then there was celery. What happened to celery?
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: Celery had a moment and it's gone. And then there
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: was kale and that's gone. Then quinoa.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, I still like kale.
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  Speaker 3: Well, kale, but I mean like kale.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like when everything was kale.
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  Speaker 2: I still like a crunch of a kale. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But then quinoa, then like tofu.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And now it's like turmeric or something like that. Mushrooms.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, where was turmeric like three years ago?
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  Speaker 3: Three years ago. That's where it was. It was... Nowhere
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  Speaker 3: to be found.
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  Speaker 2: Justin Bieber is touring with the idea of retiring after
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  Speaker 2: offloading his music catalog for $ 200 million. Okay, so I
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: didn't realize he was 29. I thought he was a
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  Speaker 2: little younger than that. He's not looking great. I saw
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  Speaker 2: a photo of him the other day, and there was
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: a meme that said, Justin Bieber looks like a roofer
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  Speaker 2: right after you paid him, and you don't think he's
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  Speaker 2: going to come back on Monday.
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  Speaker 3: You know what? Some people are into that. You know,
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  Speaker 3: who are they to judge?
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  Speaker 2: So his wife, Hailey Bieber, is 26. And, um, and
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  Speaker 2: he said, according to this, he just doesn't feel right
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  Speaker 2: with the world. His therapist even said, um, just to
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: make sure what he's doing is just making him happy.
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: But you know, if it isn't, let's just set some
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: money aside. And people are saying this should have been
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: what happened with Brittany. Like maybe if this was with Brittany,
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: like maybe this is a good thing. Just take a break.
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: So we had to cancel so many shows last year
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: because of his facial, facial freezing health problem, which is
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Ramsey Hunt syndrome. But apparently he just wants to disappear
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: with Haley and enjoy his money. Well, let me tell
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: you something. Haley doesn't want to disappear.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: No, Haley will never disappear.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: No, Haley does not want to disappear. So that's going
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: to be a problem. And his sobriety is triggering to
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: Haley because her dad struggled with addiction. And she doesn't
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: understand why marriage has to be this hard. And he
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: thought marriage would fix all his problems. So, you know,
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on with the two of them.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: I think he wants an out. I think it's a
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: marriage cult.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: With the church and stuff?
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: I think it's not with the church. There was some
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: TikTok that I saw because it's valid. But there was like,
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: you know, some people dig and dive and find all
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: this stuff. And like, it makes sense. Like Justin was
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: on Ellen. I don't know if you saw this clip
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: and they're like, how did you and Haley meet? And
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: he was like, I kind of don't remember. He's like,
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: She was at a whole bunch of stuff that I
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: was at, and then her dad introduced us.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Her dad knew his pastor.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: And they sort of got together and introduced them, and
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: then he was kind of funny about it, but he
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: was just kind of like, yep, it was an arranged marriage.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: It was an arranged marriage, yeah. I mean, I hope-
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: And she's getting the same tattoos as Selena is, and
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: it's just weird at this point. I think he's just like,
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: you know what? I want a break from all of this.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Well, I just think a lot like Britney and a
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: lot like any child star, I mean, he- started, you know,
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: on YouTube just being a talented kid singer at, like, 11.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if not younger.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: And it's been non-stop since 11. And I... I think.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: Before he was, like... I think his dad actually, like,
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: took him down to, like, train stations to, like, play.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Right, those were on YouTube.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: So it could have been even younger, yeah.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Like, he was, like, the kid with, like, the suitcase
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: trying to get a couple dollars.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: A little carpetbagger making a dream come true.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: And, um... But I always remember when he... When he
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: was on Chelsea Lately... Like the second time he came,
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: he wasn't feeling well. And that was one of the
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: first time I saw people that they brought in a
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: private doctor and they're like, no, he can do the show.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: They're just giving him some shots. And I just remember
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: thinking that was so sad. He couldn't have been older
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: than 14 or 15.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: And he couldn't be sick. I mean, and, you know,
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: at the time, of course, if he was sick today,
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: he'd blow off Chelsea Lately. But at 13, 14 years old,
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: his whole team is like, no, you got to do this.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: You can do this 10 minute interview and sparkle and
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: be charming and like flirt. And I always just thought
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: that was so sad. And so then, you know, that's
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: why he wrote that song. I'm so lonely, you know,
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: and there's a line in that song that's like, and
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: I was sick and you made me work. And I'm like,
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: I wonder if he's talking about that day at Chelsea
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: lately when the doctor gave him the B12 shot in
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: his butt, little butt.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: I just think it's, I think it is good if
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: he takes a break now versus later.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Because I think he could still do an incredible comeback,
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: but maybe he just needs like two or three years off.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: I am all for this. Yeah. I think it's great
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: that he can say, you know what? $ 200 million for
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: my catalog. Sure. I mean, that's a lot of money.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: I've been doing this since I was 11. I don't
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: want to be like, I don't want, you know, And
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: I'm not trying to compare him to Elvis Presley, but
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: it's like, that's the thing. At least he's like, I
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: don't want to be like riddled with drugs. He's like,
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: I have this condition. I want to look after my
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: health and my mental wellness.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: And like, bye. Rather like him take care of himself
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: than like die.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: And let him be in charge or let him get
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: that 200 million and him be in control of that
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: 200 million until he does get to a place where
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: he might break. And let Britney be like a lesson
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: to anybody that's, um, super successful young. And, and especially
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: when it comes to music, because, you know, there's nothing,
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, music is, is so different than like what
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: we do. Like we could make some people chuckle and
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: they're like into us, but a song lives for infamy,
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: you know, and infamy. And it's like, Hey, that's what
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: makes them so special. Angelina Jolie, you guys, uh, I'm
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: kind of excited about this. I believe from this video,
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: it was Nobu.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: And she went on a date. Yeah, that's Nobu Malibu.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: She went on a three-hour lunch with this billionaire named
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: David Mayer de Rothschild. And he looks pretty cute.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: I mean, what a billionaire name.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, the best billionaire name.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: David Mayer de Rothschild.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: I wonder, I assume he is part of the Rothschild.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: He is. But, oh, they call him, he is a
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: British adventurer and is heir to his family's throne. They're bankers.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: You know, Paris Hilton's sister Nikki is married to a Rothschild, too.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: I'm not ready for this. This is a weird family
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: tree if this happens. But I'm kind of here for it.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: It's better than a Kardashian family tree.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: So people don't know if it's a date. Some want
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: to hope that it is like me. He was married
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: back in. 2020 to this actress, but he's named Karina Dayco.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: They're not married anymore, but they were not alone at
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: the lunch. There was a couple other people. So then
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: that appears like maybe they're working on some charity or whatever.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: But he is age appropriate. He looks like mid 40s.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: And I like, I mean, I think he's not Brad Pitt,
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: but he's good looking enough.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: No one's Brad Pitt.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: But he's got sparkling blue eyes. And according to this,
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: he's a lot taller than she.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: And she, so like, I mean, I think.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: I love how they quote business meeting.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: I would love this to happen.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: I think it's great. He's a normie. I love a normie.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: You mean not an actor?
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Or anything. He's just a rich guy. He's just a
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: billionaire who's like, what do you want? I can take
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: care of it. Whatever you need for all 95 of
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: your kids, I can take care of them.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: There's no place she could throw him in where he'd
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: be uncomfortable.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Except like a red carpet, which isn't that bad.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Not that bad.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: And it's only once in a while.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. Wait a minute. They're still married.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: So then this can't be a date. They're not even separated?
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: No.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: That's why it's quoted business meeting.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Well, you know who also had a business meeting who
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: was married a few years back? Brad Pitt, when he
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: met with Angelina Jolie to talk about Mr. and Mrs.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Smith.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: And his actress wife, Jennifer Aniston, was like, good, go.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Go have fun. Talk to Angie. I'm excited. I feel great.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: And she really did. Call Angelina Jolie or go up
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: to her in public and say, my husband is so
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: excited about working with you. It's going to be fun.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: There's going to be assassins, sexy assassins.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: The gray clouds came in, thunder bellowed. The rest is history.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: So I don't know, Jennifer, if you know this girl, Karina,
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: or maybe your agents do, but I get a little
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: note to her. Get a little note out to her.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Be like, I got you, girl. You want to get
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: margaritas and I will tell you the shit.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Oh my God, that'd be great.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Because that wife is like clearly well off. So then
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Jennifer Aniston is just like, let me tell you what
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: you need to do.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: I also want to just tap myself on the back
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: for saving this topic.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Because right when I found out he was married, I thought,
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: why the fuck did we talk about this? But now
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: that's super important.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: That's juicy and knowledgeable. That's super important.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: Now it's a developing story.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Now it's developing. We got to make sure they don't
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: have any more lunches. Uh-uh.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: No more lunches at Nobu. We got to call Nobu.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: And say, put her on the list. 86 Angelina Jolie.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Definitely should not be trusted.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Put her face on the wall.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: for it?
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: They have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: What's it called?
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: It's Dune ADL.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Where?
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Dune ADL.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: There's an accent on the E.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Do you mean.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Yes, I got it on Dundale Cars.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Lift?
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Please.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage! No. Dundale Cars.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: filed against me.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: Where did that need come from, where you thought that
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: started crying.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: happens next.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches. You can
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Um, speaking of this, I want to throw this in. Um,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: you heard about Emily.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Go for it. Right.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: A jet ski.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: No, right. A cow ski.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Yes. I call her right.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: A jet ski.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Okay. Anyway, she was seen making out with Harry style.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: She's making out with everybody.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: I did not realize that she was really good friends
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: with Olivia wild, like really good friends. And there's even
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: a photo of her at the concert. right next to
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Olivia Wilde while Harry Styles was performing. You know who
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: also did that? Raquel.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Raquel.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: When Tom Sandoval was performing her blonde friend, Ariana took
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: her to the concert. Oh, look at your man. Yeah.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Look at your man.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: He's so talented. Yeah.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: It's like, it's so crazy.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: So someone said, this Juicy Scooper, oh, I guess I
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: didn't get her name, but she wrote, First Scandival, then
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Heather versus the Chumps. Now this. Is 2023 the year
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: of Don't Trust Your Friends? I think it's the month.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: I think March was a month of- March Madness. Of realizing, wow.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: And so the story behind Olivia, according to page six,
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: is Olivia Wilde is like, I'm not fucking with this girl.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: I'm like disgusted. And she is allegedly rumored to be
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: trying to apologize or talk to Olivia or try to
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: smooth it over. But Olivia is like, bitch, I got
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: you a ticket to the car. I thought we were friends.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: They have all these times that they've hung out. They
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: were like real friends, like talking on the phone, friends.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: And so Emily is just, I just thought she was
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: just a thirsty bitch for paparazzi and, and was down
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: to bone anyone to get in page six. Now I'm like, Oh,
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: she's Emily. Now she's off. Now she's also like a
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: shitty friend. Yeah.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: And she, have you seen all her boyfriends? And I mean,
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: I get it.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: They're hitting miss.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Well, she, it's so weird. It's like Pete Davidson, Eric Andre, like,
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: Who else does she date for? I mean, there's like
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: a whole list of them. I can't even think of
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: them off the top of my head.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: No, there's like seven.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: And they're all like famous men. It's like Leonardo DiCaprio's
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: in there, I think. Like just A-listers. So it's like
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: you have Scandival, which I'm like. I don't know.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of difficult names for me to pronounce,
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: but they're not. The only other famous one is Brad Pitt.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Hopped on that for a minute.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: So I think this is.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Also at a certain point, though. Now, listen, I know
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: it's 2023 and I'm, you know, not a Gen Z-er.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: And my mother would tell me, you know, minute you
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: start sleeping around, no great man will want you, you know,
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: that type of a thing. I know that's not the
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: case today, but at a certain point, isn't it a
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: little like that awful to say, aren't there some guys
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: that'll be a little bit turned off, especially that it's
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: all been done in the press. Like, Even if you're
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: in the small town of whatever and there's the local hussy.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: I know I'm talking like it's 1943.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: The Hester Prynne of the village.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a local hussy and she's okay. It's okay
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: that all your friends screwed her. You're happy to screw
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: her too after the bar. But is that the person
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: you want to get married? Is that the person or
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: the pussy you want to tell the world, I'm going
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: to marry this girl? Yeah.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: And the only, I don't even know really what she does.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: She doesn't do any.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: She was in the Blurred Lines video.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: And the last movie I know that she was in,
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: which she was the hussy that slept with Ben Affleck
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: when he was cheating on his wife in Gone Girl,
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: which is a great movie. But that movie came out
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: like 12 years ago.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: She just kind of takes pictures and just like hooks
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: up with different guys every week. And I'm like, is
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: that your job?
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: Good for you. But we have to come up with
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: a name for this because if we have Scandival, then
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: we need like Radikowski.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, that would make her so happy if
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: she could even keep this going.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: She will.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: All right, well. That's all she's got. But she was
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: in Tokyo. That's how they hooked up. So like, was
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: she in Tokyo doing something else?
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: No.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Or was he invited? Did she fly 23 hours to
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: get to?
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she had a layover. She was middle seat. She
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: was flying to Tokyo. Yeah. Yeah, just to get the
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: photo op.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Sad. So this Porsche billionaire, he filed for divorce because
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: his wife had dementia.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: She didn't see that coming.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, it's very, very sad. And I, I
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: know there's a lot of people in this position as
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: they get to a certain stage in their life that
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: their partner, unfortunately has this awful disease. They've been together
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: since 2007. They got married in 2019. Their assets are 21.7 billion.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: But he's also been getting closer to a friend of
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: 20 years.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Who's only 59.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Um, and, So there you go.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: So he's divorcing her because she has dementia.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: And he's hooking up with somebody else?
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: And he's literally saying that.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: And because, I mean, how else would you? Yeah, he's
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: hooking up with a 59-year-old.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: But do we think that a Porsche billionaire is going
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: to be a very empathetic person? Like, is he going
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: to be like, you know what I mean?
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: We're in it till the end? No.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, honey, I'm going to stick through and
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: through with this. This isn't the notebook reboot that we've
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: all asked for.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, it is so sad, and I'm not. making
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: light of anything. But the good news is that if
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: she didn't have this horrible disease and she was aware
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: of all of her surroundings, this would be a lot
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: worse to find out that her friend, that a friend
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: within their circles that they've known for 20 years, who's
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: also significantly younger than you. your husband is leaving you
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: for her.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: So, I mean, again, this is another Scandival.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: Well, this is what I learned from the- I mean.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Tom Sankast's Scandival is not the 27-year-old, 27-point- whatever billion dollar,
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, but he is playing the Canyon Club with
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: his cover band.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: So, I mean, it's pretty close.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: And Olivia Wilde's in the audience like, I don't know
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: his name yet, but I'm working on it.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Everything can be related back to Scandival. But what were
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: you going to say?
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: I was going to say, this isn't like, this is
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: like Porsche versus Ferrari versus Dementia.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: This is that movie. This is like, it's like the
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: notebook meets Porsche versus Ferrari. It's like, Bit real rich
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: guys with cars and dementia.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Who knows?
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: Maybe Hollywood has another movie up for grabs.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: If this was my mom or whatever, I'd be like,
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: give us half of the billions.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Does he have kids? Go divorce.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I haven't gone that far. But like, and...
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Our mom's never going to know. We're going to just say, yeah,
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: daddy's coming. Daddy will be here tomorrow. And she won't
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: remember that we told her that he's coming tomorrow.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: We're going to buy her a villa, live out her
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: last days.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: She never has to know that he left her.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: It's so sad. What a dog.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Rupert, we're dogs. Speaking of. He is engaged. He is engaged.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: This cutie is engaged again. He's 92. You know what?
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Never too old to fall in love. And he is
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: engaged to this girl, Ann Leslie Smith. She's only 66.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: And this was just came seven months after he broke
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: up with his ex-wife, Jerry Hall.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Who breaks up with Jerry Hall?
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: And Jerry Hall was married to Mick Jagger. And she
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: was a beautiful model. And they were together for six years.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: And she thought when she married him six years ago
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: and she's like calling her girlfriends and she's like, I
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: got Richard. I got, sorry, Rupert Murdoch. At that time,
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: he's like, right. He would be like eighty five. And
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: she's like, girl, he is going to be gone soon.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: And I'm going to be, whoa. And then he's like,
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: you know what? I can do better, Jerry Hall. I
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: could do better. So he's been married four times. But
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: he said, but this will be my last. Yeah, you think?
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: But maybe not. Jerry Hall thought, I'll be your last. Anyway,
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: they share the same beliefs. Oh, they share the same beliefs.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: And anyway. So it's coming perfect time for both of them.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: How sweet. They're having a wedding this summer. Like, here's
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: the thing. Like, if I met these people and I
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: was invited to the wedding, like, let's say I knew
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: the woman. And Leslie Swift. Yeah, like, I knew her. Like,
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: we met a few times. She was a juicy scooper.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: We just became, like, friendly. And I got invited to
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: the wedding. Of course I'd be going, right? And then
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: you have to, like, sit there at these weddings because
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: you're like, I'm thrilled just to be at this fucking
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: fabulous wedding and there's caviar going and it's a beautiful setting. And,
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: but it just like must be so weird to be like,
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: so kind of like fake about it.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: To be like, I love it. And talking to people.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: How do you know? How do you know the young couple? Well, um,
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: like it's weird.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: It's like, well, he used to date Jerry Hall and
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: I don't trust her. And Leslie Smith. I think she's
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: up to no good. I don't know what her initials are. ALS.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: I don't like it. I don't like her at all.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: I talked about this story with Sarah last week. Did
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: you hear about this model who they thought either died
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: taking a selfie off of his balcony in Miami or
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: they thought it was a suicide?
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: You know what's weird is that that guy, I didn't
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: know him personally, but I remember when people were finding
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: about his death it was like post posted on facebook
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: so i guess a lot of people that i followed
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: knew him oh in west hollywood i never knew him.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: Your friends knew him personally some people you know what's
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: that so some people you knew knew him some.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: People that i knew knew of him and i think
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: it was being like people were just quick to jump
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: to like oh mental illness he killed himself whatever and
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: then this popped up and i was like oh my
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: god that's the same guy from the.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Post There's Jeff Thomas. He's the hot 35-year-old male model, gay,
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: who either jumped off his balcony or wasn't careful taking
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: a selfie. But he was dating this billionaire, rich guy,
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: billionaire named Peter Thiel. And they were dating. Oh, he's
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: a billionaire. And they were dating for a while. They
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: met back in 2015 and 2016, around then, at Coachella.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: And Thomas apparently would use Thiel's wealth to make him
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: look good. And in 2017, Thiel married investment banker, this guy, Matt.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: So he married a man. He was married in a relationship.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: But then they struck up their relationship, the guy, the model,
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Thomas and Thiel. And, you know, so people wonder if
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: this had anything to do with it. Thiel was always
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: throwing parties at his mansion in Hollywood. Your friends probably
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: got invited.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Probably. But you didn't. Nope.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: And Thomas would go. Thiel is one of the biggest
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: funders of Republican candidates in 2022. That's always so interesting.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Thomas was hyping himself up to make an exit from
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: his life. with the billionaire towards the end of the year.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: So he was leaving the billionaire, leaving, being a kept
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: man to this guy who is married. And then that's
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: why he left his house in LA to Miami. And
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: his friends say they, you know, he gave a lot,
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: he didn't ever really gave a lot of information about
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: this guy or his living situation. So that's a little suspicious.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: And he was texting a friend a week before about
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: being excited for an upcoming baby shower or, And that
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: person thought there's no way he would have killed himself.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: He had all these things to look forward to. He
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: sounded completely fine. But he had been struggling with his
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: relationship since last May with this guy. And they thought
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: he stayed because he thought he was securing his safety
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: by being with such a wealthy man. But eventually he
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: did leave the man. So there's just a lot of thoughts.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: Is there anything about this? But I really.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know what people are suggesting, that
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: someone else was on the balcony and pushed him. And why?
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Or if it was like a hit, he knew something
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: about him.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: But they would have to, like, I guess, I mean,
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: if all of a sudden somebody.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: Like he was going to go public with it, you know?
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Right. So, but if all of a sudden somebody falls
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: from a balcony. I mean, it is kind of a
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: great way to murder someone.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: So, I mean, I'm sorry. It is kind of. So
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: you're on this super high building and, you know, and
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: whatever you. push the person over and then you immediately
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: leave the building. You have no evidence. Maybe you, you know,
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: like act like you're his friend and you don't touch
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: anything or whatever, but also no one's going to even
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: suspect foul play. If someone goes off the building, no
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: one can until, until weeks later and they listen to
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: juicy scoop. So by that time they've already cleaned everything.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: So I'm just saying you're there, but.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: There's cameras in the, if there's cameras in the condo
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: or whatever, you know, I feel like everything has security.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: Like a big security building, maybe. And then there's cameras
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: in the elevator.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: But I'm thinking, yeah, there's no cameras that caught it
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: and you go out and then you go down the
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: back steps. You don't take an elevator or anything.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Peter, don't take any selfies on a balcony, okay?
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: It is weird.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Or it could be that he did commit suicide because
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: there was some horrible threat that was coming from this guy. But,
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: I mean, if I was this guy who was married
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: to a man and had an open relationship or was
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: cheating with this guy or whatever, this Thiel guy, I
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: certainly wouldn't like that people are trying to tie me
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: to the fact that this guy that I had an on-again,
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: off-again romantic relationship, or maybe I was his sugar daddy,
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: that I had anything to do with it.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: I'm not buying the.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Fell from taking a selfie. Models know how to take selfies.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: And I'm thinking a building, a building that's this new
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: will not have a, would have a high enough thing.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: But that's why I think they're thinking it's a selfie.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Did he stand on something to get a better view?
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: No, I would hope not.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: But I mean, some people are really, people die all
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: the time doing selfies and doing crazy things for selfies.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: great photos that will get a lot of likes and
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: get shared all the time.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, remember all those people that died playing Pokemon Go?
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: No, what the hell?
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: There was like an app to like find Pokemon. They'd
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: be like, oh, look, there's a Bulbasaur and they'd fall
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: off a cliff and die.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Is that where they stopped that game?
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure. Like, they were like, hey, like, please
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: keep your eyes on.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Remember you'd have that on your phone and then you'd
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: see a little thing like out there?
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then a bus would come hit you, you know?
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Remember when Kim Kardashian had her app where that was like,
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: you can live like Kim Kardashian and like, go out
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: with Jonathan Chabon and eat some, like, cookies at a nightclub? God,
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: people paid for that?
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: God.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: And it was, like, her and, like, her air... With
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: an 8-bit character. Yeah. And then, like, what happened with that?
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: And then people were spending all their money. Like, people
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: would find out their kid got the app and spent, like, $ 18, 000
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: trying to get into the nightclub with Kim. Oh. Remember? Remember?
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: And then everybody just acts like that didn't happen.
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: No.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Or it acts like someone didn't cross the street and
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: get hit looking for Pokemon. Yeah. Or their kid didn't
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: spend $ 18, 000 trying to get with Kim Kardashian.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: What's the difference? What's going to kill you faster?
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: I think it's really sad, though. But hopefully, that would
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: scare me. I'm not one of those extreme selfie person people. Like,
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: that just scares me. They're like, hey, get up. You're
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: going to dangle from the Eiffel Tower to get that, like,
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: golden hour. I'm like, no.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: No.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: Not, no. I'm not going to stand up and be like, hey, look.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: There's imminent death.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: When you were in New York, did you go to
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: that really tall building?
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: The Edge?
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: You didn't do that? No.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: I was right there. I stayed in Hudson.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: That was fun.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: The one in Hudson Yards?
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was fun.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: That's a beautiful restaurant, too.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: I can't.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to stand.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: That freaked you out. Oh, it was freaky. It was freaky.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: I see those, like those videos of like this swimming
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: pool was built over an open building and you see
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: people like on a glass bottom pool.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Uh, I kind of like that.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: No, Heather, you're extreme because I feel like the minute
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: I did that, that it would like the cracks would
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: start happening and then I'm stuck.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: No, just like go too far to like the third
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: act of the movie. Okay. Um, So Prince Harry, according
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: to Marie Claire UK, the lawyer warns Prince Harry that
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: his drug admissions from his book and whatnot could affect
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: his U.S. visa.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Great.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, this seems very ridiculous. He just said in
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: his book, he admits to doing drugs to help with
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: the pain of losing his mother. He did mushrooms at
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Courtney Cox's house.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: Who doesn't?
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: Who hasn't? And this could impact his visa if he
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: hasn't reported his drug use to authorities. This could result
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: in permanent ban from applying for citizenship and deportation. If
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: they don't let him, who is married to an American,
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: become a citizen because he did some shrooms at Courtney
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Cox's house, that is ridiculous.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: And so they are reaching... For anything at this point.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, the amount of people that get into this country,
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: and you're going to not have him. Meanwhile, though, he
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: and Megan, allegedly from page six, they are trying to
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: become members of the private dining club, The Bungalows.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: Not the San Francisco Bungalows.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: I've done comedy there.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, you have? I've been there once for dinner. It's
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: so cute.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: It's so cute.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: It's like an old kind of boutique-y hotel.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: So it feels the total 1960s old Hollywood vibe.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: It's really fun.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: And it is a private dining club, and they were
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: very strict, even more strict than Soho, about not taking photos,
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: not talking about it, nothing.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: So I was a guest, and really no juicy scoop happened.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: I had a really fun dinner with the people who
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: invited me. I liked the food. I loved the charm.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: There's all these different kind of rooms. So it is
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: really great for people who are members that want to
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: do meetings or like Angelina Jolie, I would say meet
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: that billionaire there next.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: Make a reservation today. Yeah.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: And then hopefully his wife hasn't talked to Jen Aniston
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: and he can still go have dinner with you. But
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: because people not only can't take photos, but if they're
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: a member and then they like if I was a
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: member and then I said, oh, my God, last night
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: I saw Angelina Jolie and Meghan Markle in the bathroom,
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: then they'll kick me out.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: So I'm not going to apply.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: Don't even apply. But also, I feel like if you're
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: there and you see them, you'd be like, well, can
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: I get the check?
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: But the whole appeal to get other people to go
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: is that this isn't Nobu.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's very, very, very chic.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: But however, the one time they did go there, the
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: paparazzi happened to know and were outside. And normally, they're
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: never outside.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Because Raquel called TMZ outside of Blush Nail Salon and
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: told them that they were going.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, that is so true. When she was sitting there,
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: at first I was like, why would she call TMZ?
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: We all knew she called TMZ because she was sitting
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: there and talking for 32 minutes. And I'm like, why
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: would she do that? Well, I'm like, because she was
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: setting up the victim thing and showing that she's nice
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: to someone who approaches her and all of that. But
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: you're sitting outside. You could just go inside.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was like, who's this ET street performer? I
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: didn't know. Why are you? It was weird. Yeah. It
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: was very, very strange. Spencer let her have it.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: I thought that was great. I mean, let me just say, for,
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: you know, like Lala and I were talking about it.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: It's like, wow, she should, if she survives and wins
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: people over, she really should be a model for a
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: makeup line because she looks like a completely different person
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: with makeup. Yeah. Like whoever signs her up, it's going
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: to be like, You can go from this girl that's
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: heat to street performer to like, I mean, some people,
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: they look so different without makeup, but then they actually
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: have like a really good structure of a face that
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: once you beat that face, it's like on like two
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: different people. Like, I don't think anyone would recognize you.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: No, I honestly would never have noticed her in public
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: at all.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, I wonder if they'll let them in.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: I mean, of course they will. Don't let them in.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm just saying it's one of those. I remember
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: one time.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: Because then they'll be like, they won't let us into
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: the San Vicente bungalows.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: They asked what color our baby was.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: No, they didn't.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: But Hollywood and LA and old LA non-famous rich people
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: are weird too. Like there's a, there's a story that
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: I heard over and over again, that LA country club,
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: which is like a very prestigious old country club. It's
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: the best golf. It's like all the old, you know,
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: LA rich people. that Tom Hanks wanted to join because
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: he liked golf and he wanted to join. And they
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: were like, no, we don't want your kind here. Meaning Hollywood.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: We don't want actors.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: We don't want this to be a Hollywood thing. We
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: don't want the bullshit. We don't care that you're the
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: most beloved actor and you're a total delight. Nope. We
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: don't because of what you'll bring. Everyone will be talking
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: about it, like all that kind of stuff.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: So it's, That's how I am with the parks and
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: hikes that I go on in LA.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Tell me. You don't want to advertise when you find
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: a new path?
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: It drives me insane when people are like, here's the
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: best kept secret in LA. This hike. And I'm like,
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: don't come here because then people trash it.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: No, it's true. And there's a lot of things. I
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: see that on reels and TikTok.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I didn't know there was like, This
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: many stairs.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Close to this thing. That could be a fun thing
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: to do.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: And then you get there and it's all graffitied and
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: there's trash everywhere and people are playing their beat pills
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: like on the hike. There's nothing I hate more than
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: when you go on a hike and someone is just
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: blasting like their music that no one has asked for.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Why are they wearing their AirPods?
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: I ask that all the time. Wear your AirPods on
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: a hike, assholes. There, I said it. Assholes. Yeah, assholes.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to hike here. Look at that falcon. Yeah. Yeah. I, yeah.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: I want to keep it low key.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: This came, just came out on page six.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: What did he do now?
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Everyone's favorite. Everyone's favorite father, Nick Cannon. He just did
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: an interview on hot one, a 4.1. And he said
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: he does not have any set financial agreement, monthly allowance
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: with any of the baby mamas. any of his kids' mothers.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: So it's not like they each get $ 10, 000 a month
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: or anything like that. There's nothing, there's nothing even, let
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: alone any kind of like legal agreement. They don't even
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: have a personal agreement. He just says, there's never been
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: something that one of the mothers of my children has
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: asked for that they didn't receive. That is beyond comprehension
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: to me. How can you be one of six women,
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: all of which your kids are like under four?
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: And one chick, I mean, this is like the ultimate
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: sister wives, don't be selfish. And one chick is not
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: asking for more than the other. And that you wouldn't
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: be jealous about that this girl is clearly living in
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: a nicer apartment than you. Or you're following that girl
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: and you're like, why does her kid have Gucci tennis
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: shoes on? Because my kid doesn't have Gucci. Hi, Nick.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: You know, little baby, whatever their kids are, Rolls Royce
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: or Sapphire.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Little zillionaire is wearing Gucci tennis shoes.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: And my little beautiful day.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Thousandaire.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Thousandaire is wearing Marshalls. Yeah. And Ross dress for less.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I wasn't like that. I can't believe that. To me,
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: this is the most, most. Gross? No. No. I just,
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: I don't believe it. Or I don't believe it'll last.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: I don't believe this kind of, like, anyone, whoever wants
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: something can get it. Whatever you ask for, you get.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: There's no way that these women are not going to
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: start to compare notes and feel like one gets more
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: or more favored than the other, or I'm not getting
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: enough for my child.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: Do you think they'll turn on Nick Cannon?
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Yes. Work. There's no way you can't. I know. There's
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: no way. It's like, it's one thing, like, When you're
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: 26 and you're a gorgeous model and you just had
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: your second baby or whatever with Nick Cannon and he
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: comes around and you bone and he's sweet and you're like,
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: I don't care. Like, just like the sister wives with Cody.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: I don't care.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: I don't even have him in my bed every night.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: What in, in eight years when those two kids are,
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: you know, eight and 10 or whatever, six and 10
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: and they've got soccer and they need tutors and you're
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: now 35 and you're, it's not going to be cute.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: And you're going to be like, you know what? I'd
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: like a fucking break. Who's going to take my kids
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: so I could go to Cabo and get some fresh
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: dick that doesn't wear a turban? I would like to
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: try something new. There's no way that these girls are
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: going to not be speaking their truth and being annoyed
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: and getting their own podcast to talk about it. I
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: give it two years and this whole thing is going
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: to explode.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: And then in 20 years, we're going to have a
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: new Broadway musical about the wives of Nick Cannon Called Six.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: It'll be like the original Six about Henry VIII and
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: his wives. But this one's going to be about Nick
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: Cannon and his six wives and how they were not
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: taken care of financially.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Juicy.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: I think I'm just going to start writing that Broadway
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: sensation now.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: Something exciting happened to you, Justin, is that you dove
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: in deep and got yourself a subscription to the streaming
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: service Peacock.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: And Discover the Real Housewives of Miami, which if you're
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: looking for something and especially you just want some sun,
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: some fun, it's Miami. Why do you love Miami?
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's everything I didn't know I want.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: The women are incredible. They fight about everything.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Who's your favorite?
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: Mary Saul. Really? She's drunk all the time. She's like,
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: She's not even featured in the photo.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: I know. She's not even in the cast.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: And she's by far the most exciting.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: And I loved Alexia, but then she kind of became
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: this mean girl, which I don't like. I'm not going
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: to judge her on that, but I was like, oh,
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: I love her son. I thought that was a great storyline. Larsa,
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: I'm just kind of like, meh. And then what's her name?
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: I love Julia and her goats and her lesbian relationship
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: to Martina Navratilova.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: And then we've got, yeah, that's great.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Get out of here, Erika Jayne. I don't have
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: time for that. Look at that legacy over there. Right.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: And then we've got Lisa, whose plastic surgeon husband just
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: leaves her in the middle of the show on camera.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: In the middle, on a hot mic. And she's just
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: talking about Lenny and Lenny and Lenny. I might get
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: back with them. No, I won't. And then the mother-in-law
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: turns on her. And then we have.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Kiki and- You knew the mother-in-law was going to turn.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: I did too.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: Because that's just never, and just, it's very- It's very, if, listen,
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: if you get divorced from your husband and you're really
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: close to the mother-in-law, it can only work if it's
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: somewhat amicable between you and your ex. If it's not,
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: this still is her son.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: And she is going to choose her son over you.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: And she does. And if he ends up staying with
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: this other woman, she's got to eventually embrace this second
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: wife or whatever. So it's like, Just know that if
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: that starts to happen, if you think there's hope, you
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: can maybe confide in your mother-in-law. But when there's no
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: longer hope, the mother-in-law is not going to be your friend.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: At all. Sorry, she's got to choose sides and you're
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: not blood.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: No.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: And I just love Adriana and her music video. Fire, fire, fire, fire, Miami.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: You know, and no one's paying attention.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: No.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: And they all just yell at each other like, pero no,
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: pero no. Pero I don't have a mortgage. You have
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: a mortgage. You have two mortgages. I don't have two mortgages. Yes,
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: you do. You have one. And I'm like, why am
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: I like enthralled by this?
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: I love the Spanish element of it. Love it. I
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: love it. And I love that. Is it Adriana, right?
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: It's just like, I mean, this is what I've always
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: wished for. I'm like, no, you didn't. Like I watched
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: the show when it was on eight years ago. There
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: was no, you were never even humming.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: Like it was just like every housewife is just like,
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: what am I going to do? Am I going to
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: do a song? I want to say people housewife consultant here.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: I do think, and I've said this before in this
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: day and age, getting a song is a lot easier
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: than creating a line of, uh, frozen seafood like Shannon
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: Bedore or lemon sphincters, whatever they're called.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: They're like a sphincter. What is it called?
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: I think Gwyneth Paltrow has those.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: They're like these little drinks that are supposed to like,
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: you know. No, it's not called a spritzer.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: Well, it's definitely not a sphincter.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: I know a sphincter is like in your dick, right?
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: Or your asshole? A sphincter? Is it a full butthole? Oh. Well,
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: there's something else.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: It's not a lemon butthole.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: A stinkster.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: A tincter?
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: It's like a little drink. It's like a little shot.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: Anyway. Anyway.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: People have that. People have, Garcelle had a line of
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: bedding that I was not a fan of. So the
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: reason why I think a song is a way to
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: go is you don't need to get a fulfillment center.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: You don't have to find a factory in a different country.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: You don't have to drive out to the warehouse. You
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: don't have to make your kids start packing your leggings. Yeah.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: You just need to find- A yacht. Two weird guys
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: that will create a song in about three and a
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: half minutes about you being a rich lady who wants
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: to party. They write it out. You sing it.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: You get two hot Craigslist models- Right. That aren't taking
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: selfies off of a building.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: They are able to show up and then- you get
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: your housewives in the video and you get great content
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: for the show. So all the producers love it. They're,
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: they're not going to be like, we don't want to
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: see another music video. They're going to be like, um, yeah.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: Then on top of it. So you, you do your
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: song there and the two guys doing it are like, whatever.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: Like we can make your voice sound like fucking Barbara.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: So we do that. Then you can sell out some
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: tickets at a little show where a bunch of housewife
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: fans that are like, bitch, we're going to go see
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: this loser sing.
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: They all get together and they have fun and you're
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: not going to make a lot.
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: No.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: But you don't need a band. You just need the
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: one guy playing the songs which you'll mouth.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: With a screen. Throw the YouTube video.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Don't be like Erika Jayne and get a bunch of
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: dancers unless those gay dancers are willing to do it
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: for like free because they want it.
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: They're super fans.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: They're super fans and they want to take photos with
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: you and use like them with a housewife as their
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: grinder headshot. And then be like, how did, oh my God,
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: I love her. I love her. Like that's.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: Yes, queen. Show me that lemon sphincter.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: And so that's the only way that is actually a
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: smart thing to do because it's not going to cost
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: you that much money.
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: Don't be like Erica Jane with a big, huge production.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: Don't be Countess Luann with like hiring a band and
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: then a drunk woman throws up on you.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: Don't do it. Yeah. A 12 piece band.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Countess Luann. Yeah. Like you just need that. Beep, beep, beep.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: And then you do your little dance and you get
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: a couple songs and then like maybe you do like
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: a weird Q & A or like Sonya, hire a
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: couple other comedians to be on. They don't care because
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: they're like, this was a fucking fun night and I
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: just want to have some drinks and food. And can
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: you believe I opened for... Adriana's, you know, like it's
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: just a story that you just tell on your podcast.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: So I'm totally not against housewives becoming singers. I actually
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: think it's extremely doable and easy.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: And it's fun and it's so bad. And was it
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: in my head as I was in bed staring up
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: at the ceiling grinding.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: My own teeth? But you can't remember it now though,
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: can you? No, but it's literally like It was kind
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: of catchy.
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: Miami's hot. Like that was it. And I was just
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: sitting there looking up at the ceiling, grinding my teeth.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: Like I did all the Miami cocaine. Cause I binge
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: watched like five episodes and I was just like, oh,
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: and it was just playing in my head. And like
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: all of the brightest of colors and fabrics were going
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: in my head. It was fun. Yes.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: Every time I see this, I'm like, why don't I
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: buy more yellow dresses? I never think to buy yellow. Oh, Neon.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: God, just, and I was drinking, these women hold mojitos in, like,
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: you have diamonds, apples, peaches. These women just hold alcoholic beverages.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: You know what you're getting into.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: I know, that's also, I'm also, why am I not
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: drinking more rum?
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: Because rum is a horrible, horrible hangover. It is? Yes,
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: it's all sugar.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: I guess I just never have it.
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: It's all sugar. It's just, ugh. If you want to
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: feel like dog shit, like the next morning, drink like
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: 10 mojitos. Hell, drink Three mojitos.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: I feel like tequila is my new best friend.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: It is. It was always there.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: I guess I just, now I'm just like, you know what?
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: It gives you a lot, for me, because I know
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: some people are like, I get so drunk. I think
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: because I didn't drink that much of it in my lifetime.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: That now when I have it, I get a nice buzz,
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: but I don't get like sloppy and I don't, and
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: I'm not really hung over.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, pero you need to drink more tequila. Yeah.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: This is sad. So Suri, beautiful Suri. She's 16 now.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: Wow. Suri Cruz.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: So a parent, according to everything we've seen, which I
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: think that this is true, this is from The Sun,
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: Tom Cruise hasn't seen Suri in 10 years because of Scientology.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Of course, Katie Holmes divorced Tom once. Suri was five.
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: The story I remember back then is, you know, Katie
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: was a fan of Tom's much, much like Raquel was
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: a fan of DJ and DJ James Kennedy. She was
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: a fan. She had a poster of him in her room, whatever.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: When they were auditioning who was going to be his
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: next wife or girlfriend, somehow they came across her. And
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: she was like, hell yeah, I've always been attracted to him. Also,
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: look where Nicole Kidman's career went when she married him. Okay, well,
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: Dawson Creek girl, that didn't happen. So she marries him.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: She has the baby. And we don't really, it didn't
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: really like.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: Catapult her career. No one believed it, really, yeah.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: Because I don't really think he was pushing for it.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: He was just like, I needed you to be my beard.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: I need you to be my wife. We have this kid.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: And then according to everything I remember, she got to
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: an age where then she was going to start being
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: indoctrinated into the religion. And Katie, who came from a
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: Catholic family religion, was Catholic originally, and probably was feeling
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: all the weirdness of Scientology now, much like Nicole Kidman,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: was like, I'm out. She got her out, but... Since then,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: she got full custody in 2012 with a settlement of $ 325, 000
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: a year in child support, which is good. But when
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: you think about how many billions he's with, I mean,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: he's got to be worth a billion dollars with all that.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: Mission Impossible.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: Top Gun, all that stuff.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: But their split is rumored... So, okay, like, so that's it.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: He doesn't see her, and he's distanced her, and now
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: she apparently wants to go to fashion school, which is great.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: Good for her. She's 16. She's really pretty, but he's
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: still close with his older children. I always thought this
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: was so weird.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: Justin and Sydney? Was that their names?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: No, Isabella's 29 and Connor's 28, and he adopted both
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: those kids with Nicole when they were married, but then
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: when they broke up, Nicole had no connection, association, anything
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: with those two kids that she got from, from the
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: day they were born, they were put in her arms.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: And then she went on to marry, um, who's her husband?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: Keith Urban. And then I believe she did carry her
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: daughters with him. So she gave birth. I don't know
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: if they're, I don't know if she had a surrogate.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Twins or something. Yeah.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know if Easter Sunday. I really don't know. Yes.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: Sunday is one day. Yeah. But I never knew if
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: she had the fertility issue or they just wanted to
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: adopt because they were busy. And sometimes people just always
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: like had a dream of adopting. They want to adopt
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: versus having their own kids.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, and I just caught it. So I'm just going
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: to answer these juicy scoop comments real quick. Justin and
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: Sydney are OJ Simpson and Nicole Brown Simpson's kids. So
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: thank you.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: For correcting.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: From the future. I'm just already saying that. Those are
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: the wrong kids! Yes!
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: Sorry!
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: But I do appreciate the correction, but I hope you
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: guys don't get mad at us when we make the mistakes.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: Because this is a comedic conversation. This is not... I.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: Don't have Nicole Kidman's kids on the top of my
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: head every morning.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: And as much of research and everything that Annie does
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: for me, sometimes... another story pops in our head.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: And we misspeak the exact facts.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: I am all, I am team Surrey on this.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: I want this girl.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: I need Surrey in New York, like Emily in Paris.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: That's what I want. A girl going to fashion school
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: in the big city, you know?
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, but I do, I do. I always thought
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: that was so weird that Nicole had to not be
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: part of those kids lives. But at the same time,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: I understand why. Um, you know, they were young and
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: I think this is, you know, I'm just saying they
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: were young. They were, she did not, they were not
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: her biological kids. He was going to make it so
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: hard and difficult for her. And then when she found,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: you know, Keith and was able to be a mother,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: I think at that point and the kids, and as
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: they got older, probably said, we never want to see her.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: We don't remember her. I mean, it's really, really hard sometimes,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: whether you're like a step-parent, who then divorces the man,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: and you have no rights to those stepkids. How are
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: you supposed to keep that relationship going? I don't think
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: Nicole Kidman did anything wrong in that situation. She did.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: Tom Cruise is a pussy.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: He is. I don't understand, and I'm going to say it.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: He's 5'1. He can fly these massive jet engines and
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: do his own stunts, but he bails out of the
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: Oscars when his film is nominated because he's afraid of
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: his ex-wife running into him. And you're a terrible father
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: to your own daughter? Fatherhood's mission impossible, dude.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: Well, there's also a conspiracy theory. Bitch! Yes, I agree
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: with all of that. But there's also a conspiracy theory
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: that Suri is not his biological child.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: No, she looks just like him.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: But she also looks just like Katie.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a mix. That's how parenting happens.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, but the conspiracy theory is, A, he didn't have...
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: This is the whole, these are all the rumors, conspiracy.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: So they did adopt he and Nicole. Could it be
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: that he, he had the fertility issue? Okay. Because she
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: went on to have kids. And also the reason nobody knew,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: cause she said on Oprah, I was blindsided when he
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: filed for divorce. Yeah. From, from me. And he filed
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: right before the 10 year mark, which would have entitled
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: her to a lot more money in California for being married.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: And there were rumors that she got pregnant. Um, but
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: like lost the baby, but got pregnant. And that's when
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: he realized, well, I know I'm, I have, you know,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: I'm shooting blanks. So if you got pregnant, then you
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: cheated on me. And that's why he divorced Nicole. That
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: was rumors back then with, with Suri. The rumor is
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: that Katie Holmes was dating. What is it? Chris Klein.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: Chris Klein, American pie.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: Right before she met Tom. And, Could she have been
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: already pregnant with Suri when she met Tom and that
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: was fine, had Suri, and therefore she's not angry that
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: Tom's not in her daughter's life. She she's fine to
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: not have him around. He's fine not to see her
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: because he always knew that that wasn't his child. But
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: he was happy to father the child, happy to be
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: with her as long as she stayed in her lane.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: And then we're going to fall in the line of
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: being Scientologists. And she was like, I'm out of here.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: And because remember, there was always that weird thing where
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: we didn't know. It seemed like we saw Suri and
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: they're like, wait a minute. This child looks too old
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: to have been the age of, you know.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: How old she was supposed to be?
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: Because I think they got married. Can you look it up?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: Did Tom and Katie get married at the infamous wedding
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: in which Leah Remini asked everybody, where's Shelly? Where's Shelly Miscavige?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: And she was all pissed because they didn't seat her
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: next to J-Lo because they were trying to friend poach
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: J-Lo into the religion.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: If I think they got married after she gave birth.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: So it went really quick that they got together and
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: she got pregnant right away. And then she had Suri
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: and the photos of Suri Suri had like incredible thick
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: black hair, but a lot of babies come out looking
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: like they have a wig. I mean, it's so that's
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: not unheard of, but so that was the rumor.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: He did. She doesn't look like Chris Klein though. She
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: looks like Tom Cruise to me. I don't think I
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: think he like, like, put his sperm in like a
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: hidden Valley ranch bottle. And like, she went to the
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: bathroom and did her thing. And like, I don't know.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: I think that's how it happened. Did they get married?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: I think it was like IVF or whatever. Anyway. I,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: I think there could be some, I think there are
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: going to be some truth in that. They got married
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: after she gave birth. Cause the, the pregnancy came so
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: quick into the relationship. That's where the conspiracy theory came about. Yeah. Also, apparently,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: we didn't go to the moon.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: But also, Scientologists aren't the most traditional people when it
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: comes to religion and marriage.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: And his kids that he had with Nicole Kidman, of course,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: stuck with Scientology. And I believe that Isabella married a Scientologist.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: They're hardcore into it, Isabella and Connor, and they're 29
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: and 28.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: This woman- Not a Scientologist.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: Passed her driving test on her 960th time of trying
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: after spending 11 years. $ 13, 000 trying to get her license. Okay,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: I just want to tell you because we didn't have
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: the easiest time with my son. And I'm going to
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: definitely share it with him to make him feel better.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: So she took the written test every day for three
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: years until she passed. She had to take it 780 times.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: The written test. Then she took the driving test twice
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: a week until she finally passed. She didn't give up
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: because she needed a license for her vegetable sealing business.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: Her driving instructor was so relieved when she finally passed
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: that he gifted her a car as a congratulations for passing.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: I kind of don't think this woman should be on
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: the road.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: This woman should not be on the road. We are
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: rewarding bad behavior. She's a virgin who can't drive.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: So it's 960 altogether. So 780 taking the written test.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: Which is multiple choice.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: And 200 and something.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: And then 200 times taking the test with the guy
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: or girl. No.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: No. Absolutely not.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: Do you know how many dents?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: She pulled out of the dealership and immediately her car exploded.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: So the Kardashians had a trailer drop yesterday for their
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: latest season. And it seems like a lot of people
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: are losing some interest in them. Yeah, they're boring as hell.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: Who cares? Well, they said the season's not going to
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: be boring. Do you imagine if they did say it
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: was going to be boring? They're like, we'd love to
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: say it was a nice season, but it's not.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's how they're getting it.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: Wasn't you and Lala saying that?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we were.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you were like, what are we talking about? What
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: are they doing? I don't know. They did it. They
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: did the thing. They're all married. They're all like, what,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: we're going to get another season of Chloe debating whether
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: or not to get back with her cheating husband, Tristan,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: or whatever? Like, what are we getting? Yeah. What are
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: we getting? Oh, North, she's wearing braids.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: What are they saying the drama's going to be? Do
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: you know or no? What do you think it is?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know. What I would like to know is
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: I want to know more about the Kanye wife. Is
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: that a real marriage? Is that a real thing? Is
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: she really an architect?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: But, I mean, they're not going to talk about that, though.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: I know, but that's all I care about. That's what
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: I want to know about. I want to know, you know, like,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: kind of what's up with Scott. Like, he's not dating
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: anyone young anymore. Is anyone buying his talentless sweatshirts?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: I got it.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: This is what's going to happen. How? I wish I
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: could tell you this is going to be a mild, relaxing,
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: serene season, but it's not. Because Chris is going to
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: be screaming at them the entire season to get off
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: their fucking asses and get to fucking work.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: And make some shit happen.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: Like, that's going to be... Like, Kim, eat your own advice. Go.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: Do something. Make some shit happen. Look at her. Look
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: at poor Courtney. Just hungry and tired. She's so tired of,
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: I do think.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: No sugar in her life.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: Even though everyone is like, who cares about E or whatever.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: I do kind of think, again... I mean, I think
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: it's obviously the right time to like move from traditional cable,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: like the way people watch TV. But at the same time,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: when it just automatically was on your regular TV on E,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: you ended up watching it more because it would be like,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: we're going to have a Saturday marathon. And you would
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: just turn it on and you would like clean your
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: house and all that. But when it's like on Hulu where...
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: You have to take a couple steps to watch it.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: It's the same reason why anyone that would complain about
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: a comedy special and what you say, which we'll promote
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: yours in a minute, I'm like, shut up. It doesn't
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: just fall while you're watching. You literally have to go
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: to Netflix or go to OutTV. Type it in and
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: watch it. Or Amazon Prime or whatever for mine. But then.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: So you have to make the effort to watch it.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: And I think you don't end up watching it as
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: much because you're not watching those classic reruns.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not like, oh my God, the new season
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: of the Kardashians.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: Do they still show reruns of the Kardashians on E?
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: I think they show like- Can you just ask and see?
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: I think they do. I don't know.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure they have the rights to, so
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: why wouldn't you?
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: I mean, they show like Sweet Home Alabama marathons. And
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about the Reese Witherspoon movie. That's edited. They
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: show Sex and the City edited with commercials. Can't wait
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: to sit through that. Why can't I just go watch
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: it on another app? It's so bizarre.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: But sometimes I will, though. But I think we're getting
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: rid of our cable, so I don't know what's.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: Going to happen next. I think everyone is. What is this?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: This is a gay story that I saved for you.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: It's a gay story?
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: Well, it's about two guys.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: We already had one, though.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: He unintentionally, but maybe not accidentally, cheated on his boyfriend.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: See, they were in a poly relationship.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: Meaning many... Poly means.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: Polyamorous means there's more than.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: No, but are you supposed to be loyal to the
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: number of people within the poly? Yeah. So if there's
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: a poly of four, you don't fuck with anybody unless
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: they're in that four.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: I had a poly on my show the other day.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: What did they do?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: They were like there in the front. It was me
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: and Margaret Cho and Megan Stalter and we were performing
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: at Largo. Okay. And I think Margaret was on stage
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: and Megan and I were sitting backstage and she was like, oh,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: you guys are all in a relationship. It was like
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: three or four guys and they were all hot, all
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: of them. And they're like, oh yeah, and we have like,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: these are our kids. And Megan and I were backstage like,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: holy shit, there's a hot poly couple in the front row.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: I talked about a poly couple that involved men and
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: women and they have kids and the girls are pregnant
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: and they don't know who the dad is because they
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: all switch and live together and they all raise the
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: kids together. But this was guys. They were in a
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: poly relationship, but they didn't set the boundaries. And then
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: one guy basically got a whole other boyfriend. And then
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: they knew about each other, but it bothered the other partner,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: but he wouldn't speak up. So then they continued to
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: get close until both relationships imploded. So it's a lot.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: You know, I think if you're going to have a
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: poly relationship, you... Get a whiteboard in the kitchen. Yes.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: Get a dry erase marker. Cut out a few minutes
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: of your day. Get out a lemon sphincter.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: Have some house rules.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: Have some house rules. Underline bullet points.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: Get your rectal ozone layer going.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And just really write out what you want. Be
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: clear and forward. You might miss... you know, half of
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: a ski day, but I think the longevity of a
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: relationship is more important.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: My last story is, follow up on when I had
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: Chris Vangela here.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: Because the, the, two inmates were found at IHOP after
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: escaping the Virginia jail using tools from toothbrushes. So, they
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: made little tools and they scooped, scooped, scooped, scooped, scooped,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: like you would on, there was a movie I think, Alcatraz.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: Shawshank Redemption? And Shawshank and all the Alcatraz. Where like,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: then you cover the hole and every night you do
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: a little hole. Anyway, they got through and the first
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: place they went to was IHOP. And that's where they
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: were caught and then sent back. But I was talking
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: to Chris because he took his daughter to IHOP. And
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: he was very sad that.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: The- Prisoners weren't there.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: The prisoners weren't there. But he looked like he was
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: not impressed with the art of his daughter's like happy
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: face pancake. But I just was like, it's hilarious. And-
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  Speaker 2: I have heard from other people, because I didn't know
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: if this was just something that's happening in Tersana, California.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: Chris was very upset that IHOP has removed the flavored syrups.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: Remember how there'd be four syrups?
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like blueberry, maple.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: That was the fun. Original and strawberry or something like that. Yeah.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: I remember there was like an apple cinnamon I liked. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: it's gone.
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  Speaker 4: Why?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: We don't know. First M & M' s and now our
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: IHOP syrups.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: Did you hear about Skittles?
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: What's Skittles doing?
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: They're doing a move to get rid of Skittles. Because
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: I guess in certain countries, they don't even allow Skittles.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: It has nothing to do with drag queens. None of
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: the Skittles are wearing too high of boots. It's just
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: that I guess whatever is made in the Skittles, In
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: other countries, they don't allow it because they feel like
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: it's too unhealthy. And so there's a move to remove
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: Skittles from here.
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  Speaker 3: That's not the America I want.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: To live in. Skittles and Twix are my kids' two
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: favorite candies. If they ever want candies, if I ever
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: give them Easter baskets or anything in their thing, I
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: always get Skittles and Twix.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: Is that your favorite candy?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: I like Skittles, too, because a couple handfuls.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: A couple handfuls.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: Just enough.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't need like a whole bowl of like
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: green Skittles or anything.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: Start with a Starburst.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: Just a little, just a couple. A pink, a nice,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: a bag of pinks. Yeah, Starburst. But these guys barreled
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: out of jail, whittled their way out, probably for flavored syrup,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: and they're not there.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: You're right.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, can we have nothing?
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: Can we have nothing?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: International House of Prison. Good God.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: Tell everybody what happened. Okay, we know we have your
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: fabulous special. So tell everyone why they can watch your special.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: You can watch it on OutTV. It is an app.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: You can download it, watch it, kind of like what
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: you do with a normal app if you just want
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: to watch something.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, we did it.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: Okay, cool. It's very supportive to me, and I would
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: appreciate it. Thank you to all the people who watched
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: it on Moment House and who have watched it and
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: given me some great feedback. Can I look up a
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: date real quick?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, of course.
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  Speaker 3: Because I just want to plug this because I think
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: it's very important.
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  Speaker 2: I will plug again everybody that Justin will definitely be
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: with me in Las Vegas. Yes. May 27th. Everything is
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  Speaker 2: at HeatherMcDonald.net. At this time, everything will be available. It
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: will be there. I cannot stress enough to go to HeatherMcDonald.net.
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  Speaker 2: And click on the city you want to go to.
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  Speaker 2: Do not Google it and go to a third-party situation
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  Speaker 2: because you will not get the best deal. And I
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: want you to come see me. So that's the first one,
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: but all of them are listed there.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: It's going to be way fun. And also, May 7th,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: I am doing a telethon. Oh, yes. At Moment, www.moment.co
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: slash dangerous Um, I am teaming up with several amazing
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: drag queens, Alaska, BB, Bob, the drag queen, uh, uh,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: Ginger Minj, Frankie Grande, who's not a drag queen, but
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: kind of could be Jackie B, Jinx Monsoon, uh, Katya, Manila,
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: Trixie Mattel. And we are doing a telethon to, uh,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: raise money for the drag is bad Tennessee band. That's been, uh,
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: passed in Tennessee. So that's May 7th. So, I'll be
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: posting more about that as time gets closer. But, yeah.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: Everyone follow Justin.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: Please do.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: Check out his podcast, Just Saying with Justin Martindale. And
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: thank you, everyone. Make sure to go to HeatherBringtale.net for
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: tickets and for Patreon and for new merch. Thank you.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: All right, you guys. I hope to spend Memorial Day
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: weekend with you, especially Saturday, May 27th. It's actually my
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: wedding anniversary. But more excitingly, I'm going to be with
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: my three other husbands, Chris Franjola, Justin Martindale, and Spencer Pratt.
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  Speaker 2: at the Venetian in Las Vegas. One show only at
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  Speaker 2: the Summit Room. I love this room. It's intimate.
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  Speaker 3: It's juicy.
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