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Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap Eps 14 & 15 · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling. Welcome back, Darlings.
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It's Tuesday below deck Sailing Yacht Day. I'm drinking out of my Lake Tahoe
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mug that's larger than life. Never been to Lake Tahoe about this mug?
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Yes, we have just wanted to show it off. There's no ad here.
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These are not for sale. If you want one of these bad boys,
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head on over to the Tahoe Reno Airport and pick one up. I
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was going to Reno, not Tahoe Shows for Tahoe mug because it's so much
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more chic. I digress. Let's listen to some Darling taglines in Las fag
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that on the snarky slappitch and you'll always hit the jackput. I may be
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a daddy, but I'm not your daddy. This Nashville party girl fancy is
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a bull ride, but I won't ride for your bullshit. Now that my
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nest is empty, I am ready to fly. I can handle trauma with
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strength and SaaS and if I choose you to be my friend, my fierce
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loyalty will last. That was Ambassador Darlings, Nancy Ken, Amanda, Tara
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and Susie My tagline for today and only for today is just because my cup
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is so big doesn't mean my coffee cup runneth over with hashtag blessings sala.
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Emily Jeresis is the voice you're hearing. Who is donned in a gorgeous sunshine
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yellow T shirt with a Hawaii Uh say vent it was? Say it?
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Say it? So is? Say it is a vintage? Oh it's this
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is a vintage piece. It's wow gorgeous. I don't know if you can
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see the sparkle detail, but this glitter dates back to I'm gonna say nineteen
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eighty one. Easy, easy, yeah, but it washes like I just
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wash. I mean this, Yeah, whoever did this? I'm getting cancer
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for a sure from it. But sure, I love the shirt. Now,
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let me ask you this when it comes. I hear what you're saying.
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I see you with your wash and I'm assuming a cold, delicate cycle,
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right yeah? Oh yeah in a bag? Oh, in a bag?
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Yeah? T shirts and a bell. Okay, wow, my shirt,
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it's really good. Oh my god, I'm so impressed. Well,
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I guess if there's a sparkle involved, a bag is necessity and and I'm
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assuming is it? Are you lying it flat to dry or are you putting
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it on a loa? Yeah? Now I put it in the for like
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ten minutes in the in the dryer, and then I I have so much
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time. Gosh, I count every wash, I count the glitter we do.
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I do inventory on each piece, and then after I run inventory again,
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we've lost three. But no, it's it's really not that hard to
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maintain, and I don't know why it should be really helpful up Also,
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people want the darlings want to know about your blouse, your your nineties working
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girl blouse. I want details. Sorry, I'm sorry, Oh lord,
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too much, too much of this top. There's something else in this top.
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I am not sure what that blouse was. I mean, I'll take
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a look. I'll let I'll let you guys know. I'm sure it was
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bought at a Strawbridge and Clothiers or a J. C. Penny. I
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mean, it wasn't. Probably I got it on Etsy, so I don't
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know. It was a vintage piece on Etsy. Okay, some name brand,
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right, you know, maybe they were just looking Fava Flavor. Flavor
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Flavor, you know, Flavor Flavor's new line of eighties working girl apparel would
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be a great idea for him, to be quite honest with you, Emily,
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you and I today are doing blowdeck sailing at a double EP. Of
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course, as per usual. Tomorrow you and I are really digging into the
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Dugger Family Secrets documentary on Amazon Prime Shiny Happy People. So yes, things
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are getting piping hot. And then of course on Thursday, Orange County,
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Emily, you and I and then Project Runway on Fry. We'll see what
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kind of story we will tell. Nina will pipe in. I'm gonna do
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that with Angela and listen. If you have not upgraded to Tier two,
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now is the time you will get video on Patreon of the recaps, most
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of them. I would say, some that are not safe for work because
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of the way that I present myself. Those might be bounced out, but
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for the most part you'll get most of them. Oh my, that was
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so funny when you texted me the other day you said not safe for baby
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daughter. I mean you did the acronym, which was very funny with the
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Teresa cameo. Yeah, but Teresa cameo that was a resurface that came that
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was from like a year or two ago. Oh, I didn't realize that,
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so yes, I guess they're all resurfacing now because I've seen a bunch
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of them lately, or maybe the algorithm just thought I was ready and I'm
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not, like, I don't, I don't know, I don't. I
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As I've mentioned, I dip in and out on social media, so sometimes
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I am a little late to the party on some of that steps. Someone
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sends it to me. Well, that cameo that we're speaking of is when
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Teresa Judyce is doing a cameo for somebody and she's reading and they were like,
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She's like, so your friend is telling me that your friend had chlamydia
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and that you you might be exposed. So what's my advice for you?
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Get yourself checked and have nothing to do with that family something like that.
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That's just the gist of it. So, yeah, it's amazing. It's
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amazing that cameo is up there with when Luan's was like keep on servant,
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kunt Okay, those two are the most viral, I believe. Yeah,
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I've had one thing I do like to do is buy cameos for friends and
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see you know, I think everybody does this and you just see what you
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can get away with. Yeah, and you'll. Let me tell you who's
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not going to disappoint, is that little Tany Harding. Oh she's gonna go
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for it. Oh yeah she will. Wow. She also likes to slip
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in some editorial comments, especially regarding the COVID virus. Oh what I mean
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she calls it. I forget all the names that you would say if you
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didn't believe in it, but she goes through all of them. Yeah,
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she's wild. And she does it in front of her god fearing fireplace.
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And I say that because there's like crucifixes and guns and googles. Oh I
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need to get please, get me one. At a point, weirdly get
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one. On January sixth, she was not available that data. That's odd
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anyway, odd. I'm sure she was probably feeling ill or something, you
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know, as it happened. Yeah, I've watched that, like the movie
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based on Tanya Harding. Oh yeah, with Margo Robbie. Yeah, I've
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watched it, like oddly, I think twice, because I watched it once
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and then I completely forgot that I had seen it, so I'm like,
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oh, I'm gonna watch this, and then I watched it again. I
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was like, I think I've seen this and then I just continue to watch
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it, which is so weird for me, considering that, like I don't
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watch movies more than once. For the most part, I would like to
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expand my horizon. So to think that that was one that you know,
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ended up being whatever. Here's my note Amy on that, Thank you for
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bringing it. That movie really bothered me because now I get that Margot Robbie
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is a producer on that, and I think her husband or I don't.
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I'm not sure. I think maybe her husband directed it, but maybe not.
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Anyway, they needed Margot Robbie to do this movie and get behind it,
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so she did. No actor looks more like Nancy Carrigan than Margot Robbie.
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Oh God Adams. Amy Adams should have played Oh Tommy Harding Amy Adams.
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Oh. I love Amy Adams. She's such a great actor. And
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I love Margot Robbie. I can't wait for the Barbie movie. I'm just
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saying, of course, in terms of like helping my brain shift, it's
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a good thing. I ever know that connection when I watched it, because
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I would have been thinking about that. But yeah, the teeth and everything.
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Yeah, she just totally Oh did you not put it. When you
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were watching it, you weren't like, this is Nancy Carrian. I did
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not. Oh well, maybe it was just me. It drove me insane.
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Oh I see it now, I see it now, it's a beaming
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in my eyes. It hurts. She did a good performance, and I'm
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saying that it's just that sometimes you can't get past the physical part of it.
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And I couldn't with that certainly. Well, listen, we have a
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very important update on coasters. The darlings have spoken. A lot of people
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have really weighed in. A lot of people are really encouraging me to go
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for cork. They were like, cork is the way. Then somebody else
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said cork sticks sometimes, and so I don't know. Somebody sent me a
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link to someones that are like felt. I'm sorry, not felt. Those
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are felt puppets. Yeah, it was a different thread. It was about
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puppets. No, this was wool wool wool coasters. Interesting, Yeah,
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I would think that those would get really gross really quick. Easy, Darlings,
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if you have a way to clean that, I guess about it.
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I mean, put them in a bag, put it on delicate. You
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have one of those, I can do this, think about it. Sheep
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are outside all the time collecting water upon their little wooly backs. Shouldn't it
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just be just fine? She did it again, darlings. Why she's our
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fearless leader. Yeah. Anyway, by the way, we had a great
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Zoom fun zoom call hangout last Friday and didn't even mention it. The darlings
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really showed up and we had a great time. I was on my porch,
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did a little tour of my front yard which didn't take long, and
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we had a great time. We spoke about lots of things. We always
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go on weird wormholes and people chime in, we get people in and out
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of the featured boxes whatever that's called on Zoom, and we had a great
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time. So thanks darlings for showing up. I love a weird, weird
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offshoot me. We always end up on a weird offshoot like we always do.
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Talked about Tanya Hardings, Yeah, and coasters and then and laundry and
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we're only you know, twelve minutes in. But we also ended on,
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you know, talking about scan of all a little bit because we needed to
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you know, unravel that a little bit and some other things are again yeah,
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well you know what speaking of why don't we just get right into some
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dish serving dish. Yes, they're filming. Vanderbump rolls, cameras up,
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honey, and basically Lalla was I think she was the one to first tell
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us all in Instagram Live or whatever. She was like, yeah, we
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are one hundred percent filming. She was like, it's real. She's like,
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usually we have a lot. Oh no, you're gone, Emily's gone.
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Happened. Oh she's calling in Emily. That was on me, Sorry,
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everybody, I just I'm so upset. They're filming again. I don't
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know what I was talking. And then all of a sudden, I thought
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I saw something out of the corner of my eye and then I look and
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I'm like, she's gone, her and her vintage. I tried to mute
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so I could cough. Oh sure, sure, So that's on me.
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I'm very sorry, And go ahead, Amy, I still haven't enjoyed a
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coughing. Go ahead, she is coughing, darlings, And we're back,
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and we are back. Cough button is working. They are going to begin
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filming Wednesday, that is tomorrow. Lalla says that it is happening. Typically,
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they usually have a little more time in between seasons. She's like,
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I've never seen anything like it. Like it was basically at the end of
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last season, cameras down, then all of a sudden, cameras back up,
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and now cameras were down, and now cameras are going back up again.
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So much is happening. And wow, we still don't know if Raquel
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is going to join them. We don't know if she's still in the mental
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health facility or not. Right, part of me says that she will.
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I don't know because the reason why is because it's like they are filming so
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quickly. That makes me think that she wants to say something and get in
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the mix. Thoughts. I think it has nothing to do with Raquel.
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I think that they know Raquel or no Raquel, people want this show,
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so they're going to keep their regular scheduled production going because clear I guess this
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is when they would have started. If we think about that they film in
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the summer. It just seems crazy to me. I thought they were going
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to take more time off. Don't they start filming in like August? Though
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this does seem earlier than normal. Am I wrong? I could be wrong?
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Yeah, I think I'm wrong because Shina's wedding was like, remember with
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the timeline, Oh God, please help us. At the pool party.
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You corrected me on that with the pool party because you were like, no,
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no, no, that was an odd Oh that was labor Day.
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That was September, so because that was Sena's labor day. Pool party,
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but they were filming in July because that was one of the soft openings.
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That was one of the friends in family get togethers. It's shorts and sandies.
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Okay, Emily, Okay, so pre production, you know, I
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bet they titles, yeah, turns. I mean they're gonna have to reshoot
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that whole beginning so that we don't see Sandoval and Raquel looking at each other
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in that cast photo. Oh yeah, well that's just all composite anyway,
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right, they just slide the bodies around, do you know what? That's
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what I thought then I saw, I shoot, I saw I saw footage
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from the shoot of them all standing together. But see, I think they
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could slide them around. That photo's still so edited, like we videos shoot
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a video shooting them all standing together, Okay, And I was like,
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whoa, they were together? But see, to me, it does look
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like they did that separately. So look, I don't know, I don't
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know what I saw. I saw a video of them all standing together and
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moving around and posing. Okay, you heard it here first, and I
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have no receipts. If anyone found that saw that, like me, please
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help me. Yeah. I just think if we almost don't even need Raquel
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to the end, and we're all going to be ravenous by the time.
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And I don't care what we say. We need Raquel. We need to
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see this, We need to we need the button. I mean, I
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think that we need to see that she's okay at this point. That's my
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concern because I am concerned about her. And yeah, no one needs to
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see Arianna going on Raquel again, James, Right, We just need to
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kind of see Raquel in her element and remorse maybe, but really, I
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just I just want to see Sandoval and Raquel and Raquel kind of be like
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you asshole. Yeah what I That's what I'd like. I mean, Team
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Keel, But that would be satisfying. That would be the you know,
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the end chapter that we need for this for sure, for all of us
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to move on. And I think with something about her on, it's like
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they're about to open. I mean there are literally on the heels of opening
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up that sandwich shop. So they're gonna want to film all of this.
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Yeah, they're doing bread tastings, Emily, bread tasting. I don't want
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sound exciting. I can't wait for a bread tasting all right. In other
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news, Captain Sandy, Yeah, I would rather see yet another vaginal rejuvenation
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than a bread tasting. Well, I mean, like, I'm gonna have
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to disagree. I like bread. I'm gonna need to see the bread and
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weigh in on the bread. Just from sir. They're not going to film
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it, right, They're just gonna film this is not a cooking show.
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They're going to film chewing and facial reactions. And I agree with you.
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I would like to see the bread. I'd like to see the bread chewing
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the bread. Quick cuts out of that, I don't want to see it.
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I do chewing. You want to see chewing. I don't want to
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quick cuts out of the chewing. Maybe a dissolve, you know, But
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vander Pump's not going to do that. We're gonna because they're all about facial
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reactions and not about food reactions. What I say, bring back the Gyeast,
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Bring back, I said, vaginal rejuvenation. I think, oddly the
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same thing. I know. Fander Pump Rules is probably the only Bravo show
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that hasn't had that yet where they go to the yeah so young, I
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mean kind of they're starting to turn Yeah, yeah, Arianna just had her
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birthday. She's like the nine. I want to say, thirty eight,
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thirty nine. She just had a birthday. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
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yeah, yeah thirty eight, right, I think, yeah, thirty
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eight or thirty nine. But also sorry, we're fighting, darlings, darlings.
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This is what love is. This is happiness. The darlings can handle
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it. They're all from we're all from dysfunctional families and situations, and we're
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just making them feel at home. Speaking of birthdays, chips A hoy,
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Yeah, chips Ay, happy birthday. It's me, Captain Sandy. Thank
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you so much for letting me a part of letting me be a part of
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your wonderful celebration. I mean, I've seen some incredible yachts over the years,
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but this one sure takes the cake. I mean cookie happy sixty years.
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Chips A hoy, he yes, oh that's the one. We lean
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into the promo, Sandy hips noyps nips no. So Captain Sandy leans A
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puts her head in front of the entire branding that she's endorsed it, so
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you can't read the ch in the end, it's it's happy birthday, it's
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noy. They're like, Captain, can you read? Do you have any
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other shots from different angles? Ah? You know what? You know what?
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This isn't my strong suit, Leah. You know it's so funny because
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I saw it said sixty, I'm like, oh my god, is Captain
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Sandy's sixty already? Like she doesn't seem sixty? And then sure enough it
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was chips a Hoy. There was a lot going on in that picture that
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I wanted to correct, and I agree with everything that the birthday cake with
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sixty should have had Chips a Hoy on the birthday cake. Yeah. And
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if you're only branding in the picture is a flag, let's make it real
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clear that that needs to be fully visible. They said, how much money
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you think they spent on that? Non? Not a lot? How much
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should ips Noise spend on it? Let's talk about the flag. Probably an
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easy twelve seventy five for that flag. Oh, I'm talking about paying Sandy
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to handle this promo. Oh right, sorry, that was a really stupid
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darlings, forgive me. I like the cake and the flag twenty minute you
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get a cake like that, they probably just it's a store back cake.
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O god, and the T shirt didn't I do not know? Okay,
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sorry, I Candy's Candy is dragging me right now for that. Okay,
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So what do we think? This is a good promotion for Sandy. It's
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a one shot thing. Maybe it was in her stories. This was main
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feed five thousand dollars? What do you Okay? Yeah, I think five
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thousand dollars. But I will say, like again, I don't see a
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lot of this stuff. And I saw that ad so I saw that post,
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so that says a lot. Yeah, And I looked at it.
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Maybe the miss representation is working. Because I looked at it, I was
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like, Ceandy, what the hell are you thinking? You did them so
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wrong? All right, this next piece of news, I have to pull
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the music down and share this audio with you. This is Kim Zulciak calling
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nine to one one on Kroy. This is from TMZ. It's an exclusive
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from TMZ. She's calling nine one one to say that Kroy is threatening kidnapping
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charges on her friend who took her son to a park. Okay, yes,
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this is the t this is the uh, this is the nine one
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one call. Still here. I require don't know why. I just have
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a situation here where my husband is threatening a kidnapping because my girlfriend took my
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son on a playdate. And now he has harassed not only the mother,
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but my son is shaking and hysterically crying. And now I'm just going to
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leave and just go kick the month prevented situation. I just no more else
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to do at this point. Okay, can you what happened? Sorry again,
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I'm sorry. What was that? I can hear you. I'm just
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gonna put you on speaker. Just because my son I dropped my son off.
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If I live in a manor, I dropped my son off at the
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front gate for six years, they were going to the rodeo whatever. My
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husband, going through divorce, just came in and said that he's going to
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file kidnapping charges on her, and I said absolutely not. I agreed that
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she could take him and then he because he's crying hysterically on the phone him
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and now I'm going to pick him up and just to create any kind of
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further stuff that it's just I did call my lawyer to ask him if it
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was kidnappings that I want police to get in trouble, and he said not
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if one parent can of sense. And then my husband to steel my bag
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that has all my divorce paperwork and all my stuff in it. This is
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just so petty and I hate to call that im a one Before this situation,
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I just was so frantic in the moment when I realized that he was
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gone. In the least I want him going to the house and doing anything
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crazy because he's known to do crazy things. Okay, man, have any
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Kim Kim Zelie, Well, I don't know. I'm just going to let
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it. I'm going to go pick my son up, and then I don't
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feel like this is going to be the end of it, to be honest
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with you tonight, so I will probably call you bad brother than kind of
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go back and forth with this and the police. I'm just gonna pick my
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friend up, picking Arry trot and then I will call you if by which
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I'm sure he will and yelling, and I will meet you guys in a
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little bit. I just decided to leap up and just pick him up.
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Okay, just call us back on me. I appreciate you, thanks so
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much, You're welcome. Well, here's the thing, darlings, this is
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a very serious situation. I imagine things are. Probably they're just not good.
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But never in my life if I actually almost fall in asleep listening to
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a nine to one one call and and mistake it for like a tired mom
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calling like the pharmacy or calling in in order, you know, it was
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it. I don't know what to say, except for like, well,
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why, I mean, I guess to put it on record that this is
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happening. I don't know what the record would be. You know, obviously
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she's covering her bases. Her lawyer probably said call nine one one. I'm
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guessing yeah. Unfortunately, I don't think it matters. I mean, I
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guess she wanted it on record, but I don't know. It's still her
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word against his. And also is it a Parker rodeo? Well, I
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said park, But I said I I think she said park didn't she At
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the beginning she said it, I thought so, and then it was And
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then when she's like, then I won one operators like okay, like tell
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me what's happening, and then she's like, here's way more detail than you
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need, right right, and just so tired about it. Just and then
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I went to the fridge to get some creamer out, and I noticed that
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crool I took that too. So I'm sure I'll be calling you about later
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because she'sn't hit the fan when I call him out on tak him a creamer.
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But I'm not saying that Corey isn't an asshole or kid is in an
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asshole. I'm just saying, like, don't want to dumb down a nine
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to one one call or the the you know, the heaviness of the situation.
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However, trying to find some lovting in this situation, which is just
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that, like it's not necessarily an emergency. But how twisted is it that
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Kroy is gonna call kidnapping, like, call the police about kidnapping his son
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when she allowed her friend to take him for a play date. That is
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weird. I guess you would call nine one one because you wouldn't want the
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police. Well, I mean, of course the police have to respond if
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there's a kidnapping called. They're not going to just take the mom's word for
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it. But maybe she did want to be on record that you know,
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she gave consent. Yeah, I mean wonder why she didn't call. Yeah,
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I suppose nine one one's the best way to do it instead of calling
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the police, because if Croy is gonna report it, he's gonna call nine
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to one one as well, right, right, and so, And I
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mean, you know, most kidnappings happened by family, and a lot of
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times they happened by the custodial parent that day, So it's maybe it is
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worth it, probably, And I like that she acknowledged, like, hey,
28:30
I'm sorry to be calling about this. This is petty. So at
28:36
least she acknowledged that, which is nice. But what a weird situation that
28:41
just keeps unfolding, and well, especially because it was not that I mean,
28:47
yeah, we don't live with these people, but it felt like it
28:48
turned on a dime, Like it just was like out of nowhere. They
28:52
hate each other, almost like I couldn't believe it, almost like it's for
28:56
show. And so to hear her actually talking about it makes me be like,
29:00
this is real. Not that I didn't necessarily believe it, but of
29:04
course I thought it was maybe like a tax thing at first, like I
29:08
thought that they were like I thought that they were trying to like get divorced,
29:14
but for their purposes. Yes, yeah, I agree, but they
29:18
but that wouldn't necessarily be ugly. They would just do that and then get
29:22
back together later. So this seems I don't know, I can't imagine that
29:27
this is bullshit. Yeah, they're not that good of actors. I've seen
29:33
tardy for the party enough to know. It's really sad because the kids.
29:41
I mean, when she says that the kid was crying, that makes me
29:44
sad and very traumatic. Yeah, you know, yeah, I agree.
29:52
Well we are definitely, uh, we're just I can't imagine any day going
29:57
by without, you know, having news on the situation since things are really
30:00
heating up, and like them both kind of being in the house trying to
30:06
kick each other out. It's I don't even know how they still have that
30:10
house. It's all such a mess. Yeah, she's gonna be on cam
30:15
Atlanta. Well they've got the cameras. They've got the cameras well. In
30:21
other news, Meredith Marx posted this is so full circle beyond proud of Brooks
30:30
Marks for signing with Ford Models. Our whole family used to model with four
30:37
some of my favorite foutous and memories from my children's child hun got Ronnie farm
30:44
Brooks to Tary on the string, hush tag, proud mom. So congratulations
30:52
are in order to Brooks marks for signing with four. Duh. Here's the
30:59
picture. Wow he's got a blazer on and some coolants blazer. Yeah.
31:11
Wow, it's the signature Marx blazer. Way to go, Brooks. Yeah,
31:19
I am a Meredith fan. I know a lot of people I am
31:23
as well. Oh god, I should say they aren't not fans, but
31:29
I think like she might be my favorite on Utah. Oh it's so funny
31:36
when you say Utah, Like, oh, what is Utah Lake? No?
31:40
I know, but it's just so funny because like for a second where
31:42
I'm like, oh, what's Utah? No, you say Georgia. I
31:48
know, like I would be like, what's Georgia? She's my favorite California
31:52
wife California. But it is funny when you talk to those people who like
32:00
don't know the real Housewives, They're like, oh, yeah, you know
32:02
the Real Housewives of Los Angeles and like the like do you like the Real
32:07
Housewives of Like well, I was gonna say New Jersey. But it actually
32:15
works in New York. That actually works. Yeah, But you're right because
32:20
oftentimes, like if you run in like if somebody like works with someone or
32:24
there's some connection, and they'll be like, oh yeah, I met this
32:28
wife one of those Bravo housewives. She's the lost she's real, uh Los
32:34
Angeles, Real Housewives of Los Angeles. That gives me nothing. Yeah,
32:37
I'm like, you fool, I turned into Ursula. I'm like, you're
32:43
a fool, just evil Disney character. Just get out of my face.
32:54
You discuss me? Yeah, AnyWho, But instead it's like oh right,
33:04
oh right, yes house was of Los Angeles. Yes, yes, that's
33:07
right, solars, her hair blonde. She's like she she sells stuff and
33:17
she was doing this thing and she was really nice. Okay, she like
33:23
you know, yeah, and she's like a lot of makeup and stuff and
33:29
she's like a handbag and a pocketbook. Go leave me, get away from
33:40
me with this. AnyWho, Well, Emily, why don't we take a
33:47
quick break before we get into our recap. Okay, and let's get into
33:58
our below deck sailing out recap. Cheetah from the Cheat Lie from the Cheater
34:04
Room. Oh god, how great? We're gonna start with episode fourteen and
34:09
then move our way into fifteen. But I still I still have issues with
34:14
them shoving these double episodes down our throats when they're such great episodes. We
34:21
need time to digest them, celebrate them, sift through them the proper way.
34:27
But instead we're getting doubles, and I don't appreciate that. Bravo,
34:30
Well, do you think that the idea is that you get attached to the
34:34
characters faster? I don't know, I don't care. I don't like it.
34:38
I don't like it, not one bit emily, because I like to
34:42
take our time recapping each episode if they're good, and these are good apps.
34:47
Do you think that we're paying the price for an extended vander Pump season?
34:52
Oh my god? I mean like in terms of programming, because like
34:58
maybe they had to jostle a bunch of stuff around and they were like,
35:00
you know what, we're gonna have to double up on episodes with some shows
35:02
or something like that. I think you're right, but I'm like, what's
35:06
the hurry. What's gonna go in this Monday night slot? Not Crappy Lake
35:10
Devil Wears Prada on Saturday. Let's change lose a guy in ten days.
35:19
Good lord, Bravo. Nothing makes me more sad than having a flight that
35:23
has Bravo and it's a weekend and then you're on You're just stuck watching and
35:30
I'm like, hello, content creators, go lower, you know, I
35:36
know, fucking like, excuse me now, I have to click explicit when
35:40
I post this episode. But like, how many times have I pitched to
35:45
Bravo like sketch show, morning show, this show, that show, and
35:51
like Sary, we don't have the programming for that. We don't do morning
35:55
programming, or like they just dip out on the weekends. People want more
36:00
stuff. Put us up to bat. Emily and I are ready to go.
36:05
We are ready to go. We are your weekend Warriors, weekend Warriors,
36:08
thank you. I mean, it doesn't I would think that showing just
36:13
like you know, Ramona eating a sandwich would be cheaper than showing some of
36:20
the movies that they show. You know what, I take issue with that
36:22
because you know what, you have to pay me two hundred and fifty thousand
36:25
dollars every time we take a point of sandwich. But you know, when
36:31
it comes to Emily and I get your bitch, wife in there and lead
36:36
a sandwich for five bucks. We're negotiable. We're sag rates. But you
36:39
know what I mean, like, if we're not on strike, get us
36:44
in there with a pocket book, fill a pocket books up. I think
36:50
they got to do something better. We deserve more on the weekends. I
36:52
don't know why they won't let us have our weekends. Dear Bravo. When
36:58
we turn on a weekend programming on Bravo TV, we expect to be unto
37:05
tooned. We expect to be now I'm Lizaveta, but we expect to be
37:14
taking it on a ride and journey of drama, darling and all of which,
37:19
maybe even some past episodes, maybe some best offs. Switch it up,
37:23
give us some montage or something. Instead, you shove a mediocre rom
37:30
coned on our throats every chance you get. Exact. They don't want to
37:36
make money on the weekends. They don't want people to buy advertising. I
37:38
will watch Jackson Brittany on the weekends. Love it. They are Bravo eats
37:45
the Brittany, I D Jakes, I D Cruise. We're hyping the the
37:52
silk cut of the adminstration out how to buy buy your Chiese cup of the
37:55
Kichi with Bay and Jake said, Bababo, I mean bring us back to
38:00
Jack's on the violin. Jack's on the violin. That's definitely Jack's on the
38:05
violin. Ken's on the violin. When Lisa is talking, he answer to
38:08
Jack, this is their pitch meeting. Wow, they're so good. Yeah,
38:15
they're really good. Jax's has some time to work on things, not
38:22
mentally, just every podcast, every podcast there is except for a drama on
38:27
Darling that's crazy. When he told me that they wouldn't do Reality checked crazy,
38:34
well, maybe they knew I was going to be leaving, and they
38:36
were like, we don't want to support. Like when you slide your glasses
38:45
down and look like Warren Zevon back like that, I know, and I'm
38:50
like look and I'm like, wow, my nostrils look very uneven. You
38:53
can get the video recap on Patreon Tier two Darlings, Tier two Tiers to
39:00
you. You can watch Amy do a lot of eyeglasses tricks, eyeglass whatever.
39:13
It's always gonna pop in there. Teresa's hair is gonna all right,
39:19
Well listen, let's get into below decks failing at Okay, So I love
39:23
that we got Bonnie. We finally got to see Daisy's sister. She is
39:30
fantastic. This duo is something else. And she's like nose everybody on the
39:36
boat, which is crazy, like has history and she's a chef. And
39:42
what's really sad is the days it's like we could never work together, we'ds
39:47
off and which bras probably Oh the new Kim and Kyle on the sea or
39:54
the new Kathy and Kyle on the sea, get him on there. But
39:59
I mean, I don't want the relationship to like go to tatters, you
40:02
know, to say when I'm saying, I don't want that to happen,
40:05
So I'd like to savor it. But bring Bonnie back, bring bring a
40:10
Bonnie back. That's it. You actually had the right song. I was
40:15
just making one up because I didn't know it. Bring back, right,
40:22
yeah, bring back, bringing back, bring my bond to me, to
40:28
me? Okay, right, sorry, you got it. We worked.
40:31
We rehearsed that for yeah, we really did an hour for sure anyway.
40:37
But Bonnie sounds just like her, which is so funny, two of two
40:43
like Daisies, and she's like Gary wouldn't appreciates you have to sham You're both
40:47
stify each other because you're both kind of decks and Jessus like, are you
40:52
serious? They're just, oh what a just a delighted character, both smoking
40:57
since the bloom boom flap. It all about loving it Like they just have
41:04
the same type of demeanor, but Bonnie's a little bit more rough around the
41:07
edges, and Bonnie considers Daisy to be Fonsie. Yeah, maybe because Daisy
41:16
has to be more customer facing and Bonnie can be like, I'm in the
41:22
galley the whole time, right, just like I got a flower on my
41:23
titsnum right at a party. She just is I love her. Oh my
41:29
god, what a wild night out that was. I mean these nights out,
41:35
I couldn't pause it or even type I had to watch every single second
41:38
because they just were, you know, popping and locking on each other,
41:43
just flipping over seats in the vans, making out with whomever, dancing,
41:46
smoking, going on breaks, talking shit. I mean, there was so
41:50
much going on in these night outs that I had a hard time keeping up.
41:54
I was like, these kids are crazy again. I don't know how
41:58
they can wake up day and be remotely functional. I have just couldn't call
42:04
it Daisy having morning sex after we just had we just heard the evening sex,
42:12
well late night sex into the morning, and then camera's up boom having
42:15
sex. I was like, this is amazing. This is to be revered.
42:20
I know, I'm starting to wonder if I should smoke, Like maybe
42:22
that's where they get their energy as cigarettes. I loved when Bonnie went into
42:30
bed. She just walks into like, Daisy, are you guys having sex
42:35
or soft sloths? Scoot over? Yeah. She has a little more grittiness
42:40
to her voice I need. Then I was like, holy shit, she
42:49
was just there for one day, last day, and she was able to
42:53
How did she pull herself together to like, you know, de boat?
42:58
What is it? De bar? Get at the boat, get a ride
43:02
to the the other boat and the other boat, get it right back?
43:10
Yeah? How did you do it? Chase though getting totally rejected again.
43:16
Oh god, that poor guy. Oh goal stops, poor guy. I
43:22
don't know, I don't feel bad for him. Sorry, make gorgeous smell.
43:25
Hey, Chase is oddly grown on me and like not necessarily an episode
43:31
fourteen, but in episode fifteen when he came out in that speedo, I
43:37
was like, yes, thank you, Yes, and thank you. I
43:40
don't that did not well, that grew but he did not grow on me.
43:46
His body is unbelievable, though, Like I couldn't deny it at that
43:50
point, with that tattoo and him walking out anything. Yes you are,
43:53
yes, you are. You're denying it. You are denying him. Give
43:58
Chase his his just desserts. You. I can barely handle him talking to
44:05
anyone or he has a department or going at each other. I mean,
44:12
he is cheesy and so you can't. You don't like when how he's you
44:16
know, hitting on in the galley, Like no, first of all,
44:23
well, Alisha deserves every dollar that that boat makes, like she's insanely talented,
44:31
and like, I don't even like when they cut back I think it's
44:36
in the next episode in fifteen, but when they cut back to the previous
44:40
chef needing all that help and for his ten course meal, and she's just
44:45
like totally doing it herself. Yeah that like maybe maybe she could get help,
44:51
that would be great, but she did it by herself. And they
44:53
were all blown away by it, even Colin, who kind of dragged her
44:59
a little bit and was like, well, you know, Chef Marcos he
45:02
did this. He did that, and now even Colin in this in episode
45:07
fifteen was like who is who is Marcos after that dinner? But she's une
45:13
ring about Colin. That's why I don't like him. It's like, buddy,
45:15
you don't know what the hell you're talking about, Like you got to
45:19
just like you think we need your approval. She doesn't need shit from you,
45:24
you know, she sure doesn't. She proved herself. Whoa ah,
45:34
sorry Charleston Darling. Someone's coming for Colin. And I'm like, I'm liking
45:40
the direction of his wins. But but like you know, like when he
45:45
would he just thought he was God's gift of women getting on that boat,
45:51
and he's not a gift. God did not give me that gift. Bamy.
45:54
I wish God would gift me that gift just for a weekend. He's
46:00
so bor his hands, those eyes, that hair work the night shift,
46:10
dude. I need to see you or hear from you. My favorite week
46:15
is when you had to sleep all day. I'm not a Colin fan.
46:22
I am so here for this conversation. Oh my god. The knots,
46:27
the knots of wind in this recap are off. The sales off the Donkey
46:31
dick off the Jenny. I mean it, k n ot interested. Okay,
46:37
let me so, in my opinion, just not necessarily personality wise.
46:44
But Chase in f fifteen and Adonnis in that speedo, Colin in that bed,
46:51
giving it, giving it his all at night and in the morning,
46:54
high marks, high marks for me. Gary, Yes, I love Colin.
47:07
I'm in Chase. Oh oh jeez, look a crew night last night.
47:19
Oh he did still night. Bye, darlings, we need a reset.
47:25
Wow, everybody mark yourself saved. Everything's fine. Emily has no problem
47:34
with Colin. It's Chase. It's Chase. Looks the darlings were going to
47:40
dox me for that one. I realized halfway, like midway through your sentence.
47:45
I was like, cons Colin's the right one. Colin, Chase cheeney,
48:04
he tam. Oh my god them my mom's vibe, like my mom's
48:12
ability to switch names is strong in me. I mean, I really that
48:15
was great, friends. It didn't hurt. I didn't hurt. Oh yeah,
48:22
that's so funny. Okay, So, just to re iterate, you
48:30
love Colin and Chase is the devil. Okay, No, I get it,
48:34
I get it. Let's let's reset. I actually thought Chase saying,
48:39
because you know, he's like, well, I keep saying this about him,
48:43
but he goes all our heads and apartments, they're all unploning. But
48:47
then cut to this night when we've got the arrows pointing to the cabins,
48:52
and it's like Mad's and Gary and in this cabin, Colin and Daisy in
48:57
this cabin, and then Chase is like, what's open their heads at the
49:00
apartment, everyone's fucking each other justin He's right. I just thought that was
49:04
so funny after he was let down because he wanted to be with Bonnie and
49:10
in that stay or did he just want to anybody? Everybody everything he wanted
49:15
anyone? Yeah, exactly, He's so anyone. But here's the thing,
49:20
I mean, can you blame him? I mean, you're on this ship,
49:23
everyone's effing, you're looking good, you're feeling good, everyone's hot,
49:29
you're drinking. He had you want to get with somebody. I mean,
49:32
I can't blame him for that. I don't blame him at all. Oh,
49:37
I just don't like Chase, and I feel very strongly about that.
49:43
I respect that. I respect that, I respect that, I respect that
49:46
Colin who saved the ship is wonderful, and Chase thinks he's God's gift to
49:52
women. Chase walks around very entitled. Chase thinks that he should have it
49:59
all, can't understand why he's not getting it, and that is satisfying to
50:02
me. Should have everything, Colin, Colin should have everything. Colin should
50:07
have everything and everyone, and that's that. But Bonnie made out with Alex
50:15
in the back of the van, and that was kind of cool. I
50:20
loved that because Alex hasn't really popped off. He is just this guy.
50:24
He really is, Like weekend at Bernie's, especially in the back of that
50:30
van, he just sunglasses sitting up. I mean, I'm like, are
50:31
you there? And then I think because he has a room with Glenn,
50:37
like he can't really bond with anybody, and he can't really be switching up
50:42
bugs. He's with Glenn. What's wrong with that? Emy Lemonello Ricotta,
50:50
cheesecake yum, Glenn having his ABC party with Alex. But I think that's
50:59
why we're getting a muted Alex. Okay, that's why we're getting that actually
51:04
makes a little sense. Yeah, but he wanted to get with Mads,
51:08
but that obviously didn't happen, and after Mad said to Gary, if he
51:13
really wanted something better, it would have hooked up with If I really wanted
51:16
something better, I would have hooked up with Alex and that it was awesome,
51:22
and Gary saying like, I want a girl who's there for me,
51:24
not just when she's drunk. I'm like, that's you. Yeah, how
51:28
about it. Yeah, he's also Gary's awful. He's awful all season.
51:36
And then furthermore the fact that like Alex and Chase are coming together and they're
51:40
just like love to learn something about sailing, you know. I mean he
51:44
is completely an absent yes whatever not boson they call him something different, but
51:52
he he's completely wrapped up in the drama and none of the work. Yeah,
52:01
which is perfect for casting. But this is the first time I've ever
52:08
watched a below deck where there's more When someone like that is in that position,
52:13
I'm like, you're so obvious and you're just creating chaos for chaos.
52:19
And I think he is truly like that. I don't think it's for the
52:22
cameras. I don't either. I think he is absolutely like just everywhere at
52:28
once, and yeah, him just being like he is so confused. He
52:35
was saying the things he was saying to Colin in the first episode, like
52:37
towards the end, and Colin was like, you're so full of shit,
52:42
Like what are you talking about. You came on this ship saying that you
52:45
didn't want anything, and now you're saying you did. He keeps going back
52:47
and forth, like about the Daisy stuff, and then him just trying to
52:52
make out with Daisy, kissing her, flirting or hugging her. He knows
52:53
that she's with Colin. Oh my god. And like that position that Daisy's
52:59
in, I really feel bad for her because it's like she's trying to keep
53:05
things chill and fun because the boat has to be that vibe. But she's
53:12
being as polite as possible, and like I get that maybe at the beginning
53:19
of that back and forth, she might have been a little confused, yeah,
53:22
and not sure if she wanted to totally close that door. But I
53:25
think now she is sure she wants to close that door, but like Gary's
53:29
not getting it. And then it's almost like on a dime. The second
53:32
Daisy turns away, Gary's like, I need to have a conversation with Mads.
53:37
It's like, no, let's see how this farthest can go. Like,
53:40
I'll move to the States. What are you talking about? I don't
53:45
know he is. It's mixed up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
53:50
Colin said it. He. In Colin's confessional, he says Gary is a
53:53
desperate man. His ego feels attacked when he doesn't have attention from a female.
53:58
And boy did he nail it. Yeah. Oh, and he was
54:00
like weirdly throwing shit at Colin to remember, like in their bunk, Like
54:06
he was like, yeah, kind of like shoving stuff at him like a
54:08
little kid would do and they don't get their way, but like trying to
54:10
be playful but really wanting to be like some kind of physically angry with Colin.
54:16
Yeah, there was something underneath it that was dark. Yeah, So
54:22
I don't know. Gary seems like he's doing very well. That Pride dinner
54:29
with the different courses, with the different colors from the flag and the matching
54:35
server outfits was something my eyes had never seen before. And because II Leisha
54:43
is so like reserved in her personality and she's not an angry chef, it
54:47
is going to be overlooked as her being the best chef in the history of
54:52
below deck. Like, yeah, she to me, I've been blown away
54:57
from the beginning from her, but like because she's so in control and like
55:04
has no drama, it's almost like that part she's just what's she It's like
55:13
people are kind of overlooking her in a way because she's not loud in that
55:16
sense. Yeah, but you know what, like she is such a calming
55:22
force, even for me as a viewer that when there are kitchen scenes,
55:28
I'm like, I like love it even though there's not going to be maybe
55:32
any drama there. I'm kind of like looking at it almost like top Chef,
55:37
so like she brings something totally new in terms of it's unusual that,
55:42
Yeah, we're used to angry chefs. I mean, Marcos wasn't very angry,
55:46
but he did have some drama and he kept hitting. I mean he
55:50
was wounding himself all the time, you know, like they had wounds and
55:53
stuff. And she's managed to somehow stay intact. And we're on our last
55:57
charter now, but my god, they're that tip thirty thousand dollars biggest test.
56:05
Yes, that was incredible, Such a nice speech that that Brian the
56:10
guest gave about like, you know, thanking them and how they became part
56:16
of like their family and everything. And then I also liked Glenn giving them
56:22
a tip, but before that explaining what pride is. Yes, he speaks,
56:25
I know, well, it's been to be all inclusive, like like
56:30
our charters are all inclusive, including the entertainment and the food, and and
56:36
then we really did that and I think they felt it. So we're going
56:39
to pick up the next chart tomorrow, but I'm going to bring in a
56:42
local chef from Frauday's aka TGI Fraudays. I thought he said it first.
56:50
I didn't do like, oh, way to splurge. I'm like, there's
56:53
a Fridays in the south of France. Oh my god, thanks, but
57:01
no thanks, We'll just eat what we've got in the galley. Yeah.
57:12
Who was what was that guy that? I feel like I've seen one of
57:15
those? Uh? They brought in that whole crew and then I was like,
57:19
have I seen one of the one? The lead chef looked familiar to
57:22
me, but I don't. I don't know if he's been on He's not
57:25
been on Bravo before, right, I don't know. I didn't really know.
57:29
The only thing I noticed with the daisy was like, thank you so
57:31
much. This is saw God. And then and then we get that weird
57:37
moment when it was I guess who's the guy Alex says to Oh God,
57:49
what's your Mads? Sorry, says to Mad's like, why are you so
57:52
bloated? Oh my god? And yeah, and then he's like She's like,
57:59
I my period, just kidding, But like, why are we even
58:01
talking about bloated? Should she say? I think maybe we missed her being
58:06
like, oh, I'm so bloated because all we heard was him saying why
58:09
are you so bloated? I mean, you don't just say that to somebody,
58:13
right, that's a good point. I missed that moment. I meant,
58:17
I didn't miss the rest of that moment. But you're right, hopefully
58:22
she set that. I just assumed she set that up. Yeah, okay,
58:25
me too, me too. But wow if she didn't, Yeah,
58:29
then that's like big time. I mean, here we have then two men
58:32
on this boat addressing a woman's menstrual cycle in the most inappropriate ways. Yes,
58:39
let's we're dragging Anchor really bad. Right now. That's going to become
58:46
a whole clearly, because the scenes for the next episode are like period gait,
58:52
so that's going to be a whole thing. And poor Mads, like
58:58
she started to cry a little bit when actually did that was shame shaming.
59:01
That was shameful and shaming and humiliating. There's everything wrong with that that I
59:07
can't even like, I cannot even wrap my head out of the levels of
59:14
I want to say abuse because I have no other word to say, but
59:17
like I just I want to say shame. I'll just say shame, not
59:21
abuse. But you know, they obviously were together the night before, and
59:27
those guys walked in on them while Gary was like under the covers and performing,
59:32
you know, obviously some orlse performance his performance taking taking the stage down
59:37
under, so to speak. And uh. And then in the morning,
59:43
you know, they're all sleeping late, of course, after partying, and
59:45
Glenn's like, wake up, everybody, it's time to wake up. Hello,
59:50
and neck, neck, neck, Hello, wake up. It's me
59:52
Glynn. You don't have to call me captain, but you do have to
59:54
get to work. And then then Gary says I was going down on Mads
1:00:01
and these guys walked in, and Colin says, isn't she on her period?
1:00:06
And I'm like, this is so weird, like, and then Gary
1:00:08
says what And then Gary says to Mads, is it that time of the
1:00:13
month for you? Out of interest in front of Lucy and the cameras.
1:00:17
Lucy, who is a friend of the show, a friend of a friend
1:00:25
of the sea, let's put it back in, a friend of the sea.
1:00:30
Unfortunately, Lucy made the choice to learn and work this season, so
1:00:35
she's not going to be very interesting. Yeah, Alex and Lucy are friends
1:00:39
of the sea. Yeah, so, and then madds is like why and
1:00:45
Gary says, I think you have the common decency to tell me to not
1:00:49
go down on you if you were, and I've got a right to know.
1:00:53
And Lucy says, no, that's not even right. You can't even
1:00:57
say that to a girl. And then Gary walks away, saying you just
1:01:00
can't trust anyone anymore. And then obviously, as we discussed, Mad's is
1:01:05
like completely heartbroken and starts to kind of get choked up. How dare Gary
1:01:12
do this? It's very weird, Like I am wondering if she I mean,
1:01:17
hopefully we'll get this cleared up, but I am curious if she really
1:01:21
was on her period or if she was just joking in that moment by saying
1:01:24
she was bloated. It could have been one of those things where she was
1:01:27
like about to get her period and she was feeling bloated, so she wasn't
1:01:30
on her period. It could have been one of those things where she was
1:01:36
and she was so drunk and she had like, sorry to be graphic,
1:01:38
but like she was so drunk and she had a tamp on it, and
1:01:40
like they were kind of messing around and she didn't think it was going to
1:01:44
go any further. I mean, I don't really know. I will say
1:01:46
this. I've never been one to, you know, fool around when I've
1:01:52
had my period, but I've known plenty of people who have. Some people
1:01:54
aren't bothered by it. Okay, if I'm with somebody, I will probably
1:02:00
say, you know what, I'm going to pass on it because it's it's
1:02:04
my time. If I am super duper drunk, I don't know what I
1:02:07
would say, Like, I don't know, like in those moments and if
1:02:12
she was, you know, maybe she completely forgot that she was. So
1:02:17
where do you stand on this, Emily? I think I think that she
1:02:22
would have given my my bet is most fine. I agree, like if
1:02:28
she was wasted, then and maybe but I'm sure she gave him a heads
1:02:32
up and maybe he forgot. I mean, like very I don't know one
1:02:37
person that would intentionally like hide that right, like set somebody up. Yeah,
1:02:47
And I don't know like the So I'm also assuming that she wasn't and
1:02:53
she was joking like she said yes, like she said yeah, And so
1:03:00
the fact that like they're going with it and running with it just makes me
1:03:05
feel like maybe they wanted to have an intro at something interesting and hot gossip
1:03:09
to throw in Gary's face, so that's what they did. But I just
1:03:15
think, like, is this really going to be the thing? And now
1:03:19
it is because Gary had to call it out in front of everybody on camera.
1:03:23
What an asshole? What an absolute asshole? And furthermore, you want
1:03:28
to see how far this relationship goes. You're thinking about moving to the States
1:03:31
with her, and you can't even handle the fact that she may have been
1:03:34
on her period when you were with her. I think you need to rework
1:03:37
your priorities here, Gary, Okay, Yeah. And my hunch is that
1:03:43
seeing how Mad's reacted to Gary saying that, is that if she was,
1:03:47
she didn't know or remember exactly the moment exactly. Yeah, So it could
1:03:55
just go also to Gary like trying to have the upper hand and in that
1:04:00
relationship and he keeps getting knocked down. So this is him being like,
1:04:03
gotcha, I got my moment. Now I'm you know, I've got the
1:04:09
upper hand, and it's like, Nan, you do dude? What an
1:04:12
idiot? What an idiot. It's very it's weird and very uncomfortable that they've
1:04:18
now put us in this position to have to watch this, Like we really
1:04:24
don't need to talking about comfortable for Mads. But I'm kind of like,
1:04:29
I kind of like the reality shows are going I like that it's going there
1:04:32
a little bit because I'm like it's a reality Yeah, it's like the Last
1:04:40
of Us, the the zombie post apocalypse show, or in Yellow Jackets where
1:04:45
it's the bit the women's soccer the high school soccer team that gets a plane
1:04:49
crash and they have to like survive in the woods. But all these survival
1:04:54
kind of shows, they're finally like, oh, we should probably do an
1:04:57
episode where we deal with how these women are dealing with their periods, Like
1:05:02
do they do that? Oh? Yeah, like Last of Us? She
1:05:05
she like has a Diva cup and it's all about that and like trying to
1:05:10
figure that out. And then yellow jackets like they're like ripping apart clothing and
1:05:15
like they are like having to deal with that, and so it's like,
1:05:18
gosh, yeah, that is the reality. You always wonder like how are
1:05:23
they doing this? And it's a good question. How are they all hooking
1:05:25
up all the time without their periods? Yeah? I mean Larsa Pippen on
1:05:30
Miami was like, I never had a day off from having sex, and
1:05:34
we're all going, don't didn't you have your period? Like at one point,
1:05:38
I mean at one point. Yeah, maybe she has like an IUD
1:05:41
or something now, but remember in the what was it Marcel in the Housewives?
1:05:50
The Wives trip, the recent one to wherever they went, and she
1:05:56
said, God, I forget who said they had their period? She's like
1:05:59
that, even Marcella, No, no, what's yeah? Garcel? Wait?
1:06:04
No, not Garcel? Who? No? No? No Marcel?
1:06:08
Uh Miami wait? Uh is she in Miami Housewife? Yeah? Why am
1:06:18
I spacing on her name? Miami? Oh? Marisol? Thank you Jesus.
1:06:23
Okay, okay, got I gotta got it, okay okay, And
1:06:26
she said having her period. It was so eighties. Yeah, yeah,
1:06:32
yeah, well all the alcohol has absorbed all the blood in her body.
1:06:36
I mean she no longer has a period because of that. Yeah, God,
1:06:42
lover all, Right, let's talk about how Glenn is a freaking the
1:06:46
sheets. We know this, this is true, and you know we knew
1:06:51
this. But Glenn talking about having a preference sheet meeting and this is his
1:06:59
scene. He shined than this scene, our our captain Glenn. And he's
1:07:02
like Brad is Ray's husband, and Nick is Brad's Brad and Ray's boyfriend.
1:07:08
They are now a thropple who live and travel together and share everything and uh
1:07:14
and then he looks at Gary and Daisy says, I thought maybe you guys
1:07:16
would would know a wink. And then Gary's like that's a that's a threesome.
1:07:23
And Glenn's like, it's not a threesome. Like he gets this is
1:07:26
the more mad I've ever seen him, Like, yeah, the most mad.
1:07:29
He's like, it's not a threesome. It's just that it's not just
1:07:30
a manajer schaffer and even gets a relationship. It's intimate. I'm like,
1:07:36
geez, like, get more mad when you're dragging anchor and about to hit
1:07:40
another boat like, and then Gary says, oh, he's just a garnish
1:07:45
on top, and Daisy's like, are you gonna be a garnish with me
1:07:47
and Colin? I couldn't believe she said that. Yeah. That's when I
1:07:51
was like, are we pass this, Daisy? And also yeah, the
1:07:56
second she sees the game Gary was running. I mean, she's gonna be
1:08:00
so embarrassed that she ever gave him the time of day when she sees how
1:08:04
hard he's running this game. But of course she's seen it, so I
1:08:10
don't even know why she's bothering. I don't get it. I know,
1:08:14
does she thinks she's gonna fix him or something? I don't get it.
1:08:16
I don't know. Yeah, and then Ailisha is like, the funniest thing
1:08:24
is after they're talking about like Naja twa threesome with these three men, Alisha
1:08:29
the editing was perfect. She's like, I think these guys are just gonna
1:08:31
be meat eaters only you know, And I'm like, oh my god,
1:08:34
good editing. And then they talk about an ABC party and they don't know
1:08:39
what an ABC party is, and Glenn's like, ill, pipe in,
1:08:41
here's anything but cluse it and they want the crew to participate. Oh is
1:08:49
that what they said? Yes? Oh my gosh, that's a no no.
1:08:55
Yeah, well, I mean yeah, I don't think that's happening.
1:09:00
Wow. Glenn's like, I haven't been to an ABC party, but I
1:09:02
have been naked around people on a boat, so you know, that's just
1:09:05
like what I do. I'd just go let the fender out and let it
1:09:11
ride. Just let that donkey dick swing in the wind. It's good stuff.
1:09:19
Glenn is a good guy. Oh boy, gosh, any other thoughts
1:09:24
about Below Deck sailing it. I really liked that charter from episode fourteen.
1:09:31
Those guys were fun and they really brought all the Eddie Judge and you window
1:09:35
jokes we could handle. They really did. When he's like I love going
1:09:41
through Cubbies, It's like, okay, donkey deck. Wow. I like
1:09:47
that they had the Pride flag up and it's perfect because you know, it's
1:09:50
Pride months right now. So I like the programming on that. Good timing,
1:09:56
good good tie. In that ten course dinner, we failed to mention
1:10:00
that it was in fact ten courses ten courses. It went. Episode fourteen
1:10:08
ended and episode fifteen picked up and it was still going. It was still
1:10:13
going and that lemon lemon shallow ricotta ate cheesecake looked see I wanted some chocolate
1:10:20
then sorry? Wow wow, I was like, oh, all right,
1:10:30
right now, sorry, but I do love lemon desserts, so you know,
1:10:39
maybe i'd be open to it. It's more of a cheesecake than lemon.
1:10:43
Yeah, you know, I don't. I don't need that either.
1:10:45
I don't whatever. Wow, okay, because that just it's water the boat.
1:10:56
It's the sailboat sounded like except me being thrown overboard. I Amy because
1:11:00
I don't like the dessert. Yeah, goodbye, Emily, I'll see you
1:11:05
later next week. Emily will not be joining us. She will be on
1:11:14
land with Chase. No, just kidding. I wouldn't do that too.
1:11:19
I wouldn't do that too. Oh, darlings, Once again, I need
1:11:24
to apologize for taking you on quite a chase. As I tried to recall
1:11:30
that, I think I'm gonna have to listen back to that. I'm gonna
1:11:34
have to listen back and laugh because that was some good stuff. Well,
1:11:40
I just want to know at the point where you can you saw my face
1:11:43
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