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43 - S2Ep18: Forgive Me, Father · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: On the Launai is part of the Odd Pods media network.
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  Speaker 2: I guess you could say you cash me outside. How
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  Speaker 2: about that?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, welcome on the Lunai. We are learning about horrifying
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  Speaker 1: sex things with perdle.
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  Speaker 2: I can't unsee that. I knew what it was, but
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  Speaker 2: I had never really seen a real life one that.
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  Speaker 1: Describing a chastity cage. Listen, there's no.
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  Speaker 3: I was like that was a real extreme chastity cage
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  Speaker 3: because knowingly they don't have that insertion hold it into place.
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  Speaker 2: What concerns me is that they had different sizes, but
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  Speaker 2: the pehole plug that was shaped like almost like the
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  Speaker 2: top of like a vagina feature on like a fleshlight,
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  Speaker 2: which was weird. It had like the recessed lips that
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  Speaker 2: a fleshlight has, but on the little thing they went
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  Speaker 2: in the pea hoole. What concerns me is that you
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  Speaker 2: could buy five sizes that said, but the plug was
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  Speaker 2: the same no matter what size your dick was. I
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  Speaker 2: think if you got a baby dick, you should get
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  Speaker 2: a baby pea hole plug. That's all I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Unless they zoomed in for to see detail that it
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  Speaker 1: seemed large.
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  Speaker 2: It was bigger than a golf team.
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  Speaker 1: A pea hole is not that big.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, so that particular insertion is called sounding, yes, because.
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  Speaker 2: That made my peahole hurt.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, yeah, just kind of close up.
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  Speaker 2: So other than all that, how's everybody doing, Let's just let's.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see you doing. Bertle welcome back to Yeah, welcome back.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so happy to be here. This has been
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  Speaker 3: an exciting life changing way for me because not only
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  Speaker 3: did I lose a stupid sub, I mean, that's not
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  Speaker 3: really a loss. I had the fire. Oh that's what
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  Speaker 3: it is. I fired a sub and then I got
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  Speaker 3: fired from my random Yeah, yeah, you're sorry, Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: It was a long time coming. I've actually been trying
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  Speaker 3: and wanting to quit for the better part of the
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  Speaker 3: two plus years.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so you can get unemployment now, good for you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, this lady was seisty. Oh no, there's no
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  Speaker 2: record that Purtle existed.
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  Speaker 3: This is but you know it's a real key Disney
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  Speaker 3: thing that you know, it's all worth of milk and
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  Speaker 3: paid under the I mean of.
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  Speaker 2: The table and above ground, yeah, all above ground.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to tell us why you get fired
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  Speaker 1: or did they have to do with sounding?
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  Speaker 3: That's actually the funny thing she wanted to encourage my BDSM.
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  Speaker 3: Like she's like, oh, you can use the house and
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  Speaker 3: have parties and it's just a perfect setup. Like it
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  Speaker 3: was really that she wanted me to help with these
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  Speaker 3: kinky endeavors and thanks for helping me be a dog.
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  Speaker 3: But thanks, thanks, thanks, definitely no thanks. She whenever she
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  Speaker 3: wants to fire someone, she usually tells everybody that she
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  Speaker 3: wants them gone because she won't actually say it to them.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, usually this apparently time around, no one saw
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  Speaker 3: it coming. And she not only fired me, she fired
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  Speaker 3: Chris and a girl named Tina. And it's a cast
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  Speaker 3: list of real to like made up reasons, and it
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  Speaker 3: was like, oh, I just can't protect you anymore. I've
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  Speaker 3: had so many complaints about you. I'm like, I've been
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  Speaker 3: doing this thirteen years, and like I get that I'm
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  Speaker 3: not gonna match with every single family, but like, why
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't you then just tell me so I can change
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  Speaker 3: whatever is upsetting them? And then I'm like, okay, well
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  Speaker 3: one family had a complaint. Now you're saying that five
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  Speaker 3: or six or seven hundred of them did it. And
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  Speaker 3: the list was like I always come to work drunk
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh, bitch, I come high. I do
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  Speaker 3: not come drawn play.
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  Speaker 1: That is, yeah, at least get it right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, come on abusing substances if I'm on anything, and
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  Speaker 3: sure's animal and that oh that I was charging drinks
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  Speaker 3: to guests accounts, and I'm like, I've literally only done
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  Speaker 3: a fuck you purchase on an account and that was
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  Speaker 3: because they stiffed me for over one thousand dollars and
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  Speaker 3: I was still in their account the next day, so
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, cool, drink for you enough and then they
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  Speaker 3: canceled their account so I couldn't do it again. And
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  Speaker 3: aside from that, I'm like a friend of ours, as
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  Speaker 3: I was telling him this, he was like, oh, or
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  Speaker 3: you were told by a guest, like, hey, get whatever
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  Speaker 3: you want, and it's just not going to be a
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  Speaker 3: cuked like you didn't like you guys probably have cocktails
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  Speaker 3: usually if a family does not drink, I do not drink,
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  Speaker 3: especially in front of them. And I would never just
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  Speaker 3: haul off and start spending someone's money without telling them,
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  Speaker 3: like okay, yeah, So that was supposedly a reason. So
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  Speaker 3: I'm assuming all of these came from the same person.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm like, okay, you say I came drunk and
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  Speaker 3: then I started junking on your account.
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  Speaker 2: Great, it couldn't even been that piece of shit family.
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  Speaker 2: Remember the ones that were trying to line cut everywhere
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  Speaker 2: you went?
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  Speaker 3: Oh that was that was the family that I did
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  Speaker 3: it to.
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  Speaker 2: Mhmm, oh there you go.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh, like would I do to too? Those assholes?
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  Speaker 1: And our guest last week, Eddie Pence, was singing your praises, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we have someone in your.
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  Speaker 2: Corner, and then I gave him a lot of shit.
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  Speaker 2: Next time I talked to him and on the show
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  Speaker 2: where I was like, I can't believe you replaced me, purdle,
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  Speaker 2: that's so fucked and he was like, what are you
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  Speaker 2: talking about? She lives in town. We'd see you way
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  Speaker 2: moore if you were still here. And I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, Eddie, it's been like a year or
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  Speaker 2: more since i've seen you. And he was like, fuck you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just fucking with you.
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  Speaker 1: You're fine.
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  Speaker 3: And he's an asshole, so he would know if I
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  Speaker 3: was good at knows I'm just like h okay, like
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  Speaker 3: and so many other complaints and I'm like so many,
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  Speaker 3: so many. You just can't protect me anymore. And then
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  Speaker 3: and then it kind of dissolved into the she's firing
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  Speaker 3: Chris because he's been doing tours when he wasn't on
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  Speaker 3: her schedule, and then not tell her about when we
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  Speaker 3: had our rainbow tours, our gay tours, and so he'd
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  Speaker 3: be like, oh, I'm studying, Oh I'm taking a test
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  Speaker 3: because he just got accepted into nursing school. Day good
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  Speaker 3: to that. But she like, but then you were seeing
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  Speaker 3: in the park and it's like, okay, I don't care,
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  Speaker 3: Like he told us we could do this. And then
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  Speaker 3: it was business cards. He's been getting out business types
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  Speaker 3: of people and he's like, you're the one who told
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  Speaker 3: me to make business.
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  Speaker 1: How else would your business get word of mouth?
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  Speaker 3: And then it was because it didn't say rainbow tours,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh, because we weren't blasting that it
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  Speaker 3: was specifically gay tours, Like it didn't have a bunch
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  Speaker 3: of rainbows on it. And we're like, hey, if you're gay,
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  Speaker 3: hang out with that.
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  Speaker 1: Mhmm.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds totally safe, and like, I want to do
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  Speaker 2: it if I was gay, Like, I definitely trust someone
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  Speaker 2: yelling that in the crowd.
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  Speaker 1: This person doesn't sound like they know how to manage
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  Speaker 1: a post.
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  Speaker 2: You know, she's awful. In fact, truthfully, I owe this
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  Speaker 2: bitch twenty five dollars from two thousand and five when
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  Speaker 2: we went to Club thirty three and I was short.
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  Speaker 1: Well, clearly she's getting that.
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  Speaker 2: She's never getting that because she's met me several times since.
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  Speaker 2: And I say met because every time I see her,
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  Speaker 2: she's like, oh my gosh, it's so nice to meet you.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, you're so dumb. You don't know it.
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  Speaker 2: Funny shared like a two hour leisurely meal with you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm fatter, but I still have the same face, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: It's not like I looked that much different. I didn't have,
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  Speaker 2: like to recognize my face assignment surgery because I was
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  Speaker 2: in the witness protection ubby cheeks. The first time I
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  Speaker 2: met her, I was terrified. It was almost thirteen years ago.
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  Speaker 2: It was real shortly after you started. And I was like,
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  Speaker 2: this bitch is gonna be like you owe me money?
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  Speaker 2: And no. She was like, how nice to meet you,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like what the fuck?
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  Speaker 1: Like went on my way and.
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  Speaker 2: Every time, same thing, Like she was Dorry from finding Nemo,
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  Speaker 2: but mean Dorry's mean, evil twin sister.
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  Speaker 4: Like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I had her on speaker phone one time when
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  Speaker 3: the girl Tina was with me and she was railing
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  Speaker 3: about jaming and like all the reasons she hated her
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  Speaker 3: and thought she was a horrible employee because she just
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  Speaker 3: dressed so shabby and just looked like a homeless person.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, Dan, you told like every time we've
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  Speaker 3: talked about this in the last three years, because you're right,
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  Speaker 3: she did kind of dress like that. And then she
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  Speaker 3: started dressing nicer. You gave and she's like, I gave
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  Speaker 3: her clothes. I'm like, I know when she showed him
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  Speaker 3: up to you, like it's been a long time since
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  Speaker 3: she is dressed like a homeless person. And she's like no,
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  Speaker 3: she continues to do it, and I'm like, I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: can you see how I'm fucking dressed to me? And
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  Speaker 3: then it was she quit her job at Universal and
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  Speaker 3: I never told her to do that, And I'm like.
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  Speaker 1: I was sitting in your decision.
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  Speaker 3: Well yeah, but like she d like actually said to
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  Speaker 3: do that, and she's like, I never said that. I'm like, Dan,
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  Speaker 3: I was sitting there, like you said, maybe if you
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  Speaker 3: want at Universal so much, I could give you more
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  Speaker 3: shifts here Consistently, she turned around and fucking quit her job,
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  Speaker 3: and now she's not getting anything from you, and you're
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  Speaker 3: wondering why she's been like, well, I never said that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like again, I was sitting there, Well, you must.
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  Speaker 5: Have been drunk like.
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  Speaker 1: I may have been, but you still said it.
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  Speaker 3: I Yeah, I love making up stories, but when the
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  Speaker 3: truth is this much fun And so I'm like, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like you have the experience to venture out
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  Speaker 1: and start your own company doing the same thing if
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  Speaker 1: you wanted to.
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  Speaker 3: It is exactly what we are doing there. You know
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  Speaker 3: the business cards that she told me to make everything
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  Speaker 3: because Chris obvious work together and like, we're doing all
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  Speaker 3: the things you told us to do, and now that
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  Speaker 3: we're doing it better than you are, you made you bad?
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  Speaker 1: Is this your main job or do you also have Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: if you give us the business name, we can promote
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  Speaker 1: it when you're ready.
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  Speaker 3: Magical is so cal Magical assist.
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  Speaker 1: Col Magical assist.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds like you help special needs people in Orange County.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like, yes, you need a scooter to get
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  Speaker 1: into the park. That's us. Yeah, I wouldn't know. I'm sorry, but.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't know.
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  Speaker 1: It's a tour thing.
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  Speaker 3: That is the fun part about it is because of
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  Speaker 3: how Disney likes to be like advertisement and stuff has
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  Speaker 3: to be of keys. Okay, because why we didn't even
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  Speaker 3: call it Rainbow Tours because we were like, well, if
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  Speaker 3: someone was to drop our tick out our card in
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  Speaker 3: the park, it not saying tours seem to be like
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  Speaker 3: a smart idea. So it was like a weird way
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  Speaker 3: to change the choose the name. But it's like, oh
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  Speaker 3: aren't we clever, We're magical. It's this.
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  Speaker 2: You could get a whole bunch of like ourge hot
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  Speaker 2: girls to do it, and you could call it the
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  Speaker 2: Magical Mystery MILFs. I am an alliteration.
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  Speaker 3: Now it also sounds like we want to solve some
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  Speaker 3: sexy crimes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah maybe maybe, or like mystery handtobs on rides. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know whatever you do you but let's I.
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  Speaker 3: Would love to beat some people and then take them
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  Speaker 3: around the park. What a nice little prize.
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  Speaker 2: For that, Yeah, bbs M naive Disney s M, shut
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  Speaker 2: up and take our money. Oh my god, you can
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  Speaker 2: do like a whole cool thing.
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  Speaker 1: And then the chastity cage has the ears on it.
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  Speaker 2: Little little pew beers.
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  Speaker 1: Stick with us.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, what are we technically here for? Should we maybe
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  Speaker 3: do that?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you want to start the show now, it's it's
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  Speaker 2: the Perdle Show.
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  Speaker 3: It's treaty.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Let's check with our two co hosts and
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  Speaker 2: see if they have anything they'd like to talk about.
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  Speaker 2: Oh good, Gina's waving. That's always thank you, that leaves you.
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  Speaker 1: Buttercup, No, I got nothing. What you got, Christy?
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  Speaker 6: Nothing?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? Works? Being an adult is bullshit and I never
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  Speaker 1: asked for it.
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  Speaker 2: Hate being an adult.
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  Speaker 6: Adulting is the worst.
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  Speaker 2: Especially, someone buy our podcast so that we don't have
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  Speaker 2: to do this.
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  Speaker 1: Please listen. I swear to God, if we had money,
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  Speaker 1: we'd be cooler.
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  Speaker 6: We have podcast, daddy.
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  Speaker 2: If you pay us, we'll bring eddy pants on board.
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  Speaker 2: I'll find a way.
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  Speaker 3: And yeah, it counts a lot of money to look
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  Speaker 3: this cheap, so you know, send it in.
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  Speaker 2: All right, dolly, Gina, did you want to tell us
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  Speaker 2: anything about today's episode? Maybe?
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  Speaker 1: Would love to Aaron thanks. Season two, episode eighteen is
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  Speaker 1: called Forgive Me Father, And I think Perlil needs some
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  Speaker 1: Jesus right now.
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  Speaker 2: I think she just needs some fucking pants.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we a listener. We've seen her underpants at least
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  Speaker 1: three times.
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  Speaker 2: Sharon stoning in the chair, she's in a lot. I
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: have seen Partle naked before and never we've never had sex,
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  Speaker 2: but I have seen her naked to.
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  Speaker 1: Just manage, just free about her body. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we were young and much hotter twenty years ago.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, now they get to enjoyed all the all
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  Speaker 3: the wrinkles and SAgs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, your body's beautiful, son, My body's a wonderland. That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Episode is called Forgive Me Father. The original air date
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  Speaker 1: is February fourteenth, nineteen eighty seven, that's Valentine's Day. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Director was Terry Hughes. Writers were Terry Grossman and Kathy Spear,
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  Speaker 1: Kristin and Kristin.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think?
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  Speaker 1: Forgive Me Father?
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  Speaker 7: Will be about a Blanche is trying to like seduce
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  Speaker 7: a priest in the confessional.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I really hope it's that.
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  Speaker 1: We know she has a Santa Feinish. Maybe she has
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  Speaker 1: a priest thing too.
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  Speaker 2: She ask defrock a priest.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, my father, because I'm gonna sam.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, what do you think Bertle.
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  Speaker 3: Okay? I really want it to be exactly. Another Christian
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  Speaker 3: has said that's fair, But I have a sneaking suspicion.
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  Speaker 3: It'll be about one of the girl's fathers.
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  Speaker 1: Might be dad, Oh, some family trauma.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, it could be or because I have to
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  Speaker 3: say I really, I surprisingly do not want, okay, any
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  Speaker 3: extra inside. So yeah, definitely wanting sexy priest, but probably
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  Speaker 3: getting ancestual father.
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  Speaker 1: Did you say incestual?
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Holy moly. All right, ladies, who do you think the
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  Speaker 1: villain will be?
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  Speaker 6: Mm hmmm Sophia, Yeah, Sophia.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we've picked Sophia, Missus Gabbaretty, I mean, fine, your
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  Speaker 1: submission has been approved.
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  Speaker 2: What am I gonna say? Don't do it?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Please stop? Call the police.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: You know what you want to do. You want to
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: check out these words from our sponsors. We're gonna go
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  Speaker 2: away and watch the episode. Will you do the same,
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  Speaker 2: But first listen to this.
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  Speaker 1: We all talked it once.
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  Speaker 2: That was perfect, man, welcome back.
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  Speaker 5: Hey man, Well I was wildly off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah he was a good priest, he was.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was no fun at all.
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  Speaker 1: As far as we know, I mean for now. But
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  Speaker 1: if he wasn't a breeze, he totally would have dated Doroth.
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  Speaker 5: You're right, oh yeah, oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think the attractions affect to each other.
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  Speaker 1: I'll respect the ship out of you.
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  Speaker 5: Please disrespect me just a little bit. That was fun.
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  Speaker 1: You like that one?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: It was good?
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  Speaker 2: It cut I do. I like the actor that played
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: what else was he looks?
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you in the trivia peartl.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we have people here that do that for you. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you're welcomes it quick. It's quizz time.
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  Speaker 5: It's queiz time on the line. Yeah, you guys need
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: some like snappy music.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, there you go. I ned on that line
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  Speaker 2: until just this minute.
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  Speaker 6: I loved it.
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  Speaker 2: I know I love you that.
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  Speaker 1: We all were like, yay, all right, guys, let's go talking.
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  Speaker 2: Are you ready? Just as a reminder for our visiting player,
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  Speaker 2: Buzzer is your name? Please wait for me to finish
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  Speaker 2: the whole question?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I remember raising my hand. Did not fun?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Here we go. Question one? Who does
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  Speaker 2: Rose say would blush at the obscenities the driver was
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  Speaker 2: yelling at her?
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  Speaker 6: Sean Rivers Mm hmmm.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Yep, okay, point Kristen. Here we go. Question two. This
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: one's one on my favite me. It's time for Liz.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Name three things that Sophia had on the table in
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: the opening scene.
• 20:18
  Speaker 7: There was a blue box or led book and was
• 20:23
  Speaker 7: it Bingo divers.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: I was trying to smoke weed at that moment and
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: definitely was not paying attention to the screen. I was listening,
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: so there, I definitely don't have an answer.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: It still had her back to the screen for a
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: few minutes.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: That's really not my problem.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: She did come and then I ran off to go
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: get my notepad, which is now an envelope because I
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: couldn't find it. Oh yeah, I am all the preparedness today.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: You're like early two thousands, Charlie Sheen. You're winning.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: So is that correct?
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: All right, I'm going to give I'm going to give
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Kristin the point. It's not exactly correct. I'm going to
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: tell you everything that I saw, and I was ready
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: to multiple times. Are you ready? I just thought you
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: might like to know what all you missed. But it
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: wasn't Binger. First of all, it wasn't Bengo dobbers. It
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: was Bngo chips and a plastic bag. But that I'm
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: giving you the point you earned way to here we go.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: There was a metal slash tin box that was the
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: actual kid. There was a blue cardboard box, a red
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: book or folder, a small trophy Pepto bismo, a plastic
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: bag with Bengo chips, and a yellow potholder with the
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: visible items on it.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: They ever see people at bingo and they'll have little
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: like good luck, like trolled.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Arms and things.
• 21:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's certain spots.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh god, this is my spot.
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: It is so fucking real because Aaron went with me
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: to play bingo with my dad's old place once and
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: they kept looking at us. They get nasty, very nice,
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: and now I oh, they'll rip up their.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the saddest prize I've ever received in my life.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: It was like, I don't know, like it was ten bucks,
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: but it was in like merch from their store. It
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: wasn't cash. We got like orient just like.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: All the old people bring. Oh it was this the
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: other one. No, I don't know you Yeah, it was
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: probably during the holidays, so you got like a little
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: bag of candy.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: I went on with like some fucking Nillo wafers and ship.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: I think we gave your dad the cash that we got.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: But like my parting gift for the hard work of
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: dabbing my card was that I got a fucking bag
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: of like Nillo and I was like, I one, oh,
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: the two bottles of sharp name the real prize.
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: And let me tell you, it gets worse.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: I went.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: I go to the Elks Lodge with my friend Becca
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: every once in a while. A there's like over two
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: hundred people in that place. And the how many dobbers
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: do you usually use when you're playing bingo.
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: One to two oneder two?
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Let me take it?
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, backup, if you want to bring the.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: People, have like a igloo cooler full of them.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: Dude, there was somebody I counted there was thirty eight
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: thirty eight fucking dobbs.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they'll carry it.
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: Yees.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: Oh and then the toys and oh the charms yep,
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: oh the charms, the toys, the good luck things. Oh
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: what do they do when they call out I twenty
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: two two two?
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: I've only heard before and after.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Fun fact, guys, I've said this on the show before,
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: but my apartment numbers before and every time I come home.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: In my head, I'm kind of like, alright, it's my life,
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: but no, look real talk though. The most recent winner
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: of Love Island was was Tony and she's from Vegas
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: and she is a Bingo fanatic. So young people are getting.
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: Disco, Like some of the advertisements I've seen for these places,
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: like they will be playing like loud ass rave music,
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: focus on that.
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: We have a drag being going brunch.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: And I can't even watch TV and like playing a
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: bingo app on my iPad because I can't hear it
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: with disco I could.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: I'm assuming with that one, like they'll call the number
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: and like make sure everyone definitely has time to hit
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: the thing, or their assholes are like pay attention, big
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: old fuck you.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: I wonder how many people like high on HOLLI walk
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: up to the front with their car Bengo cards and
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: they're like, I did it. I want started renumbers, Like
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: you look like you look like Jesus, thank you?
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: Is the end of this.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: On your tongue?
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Oh that'd be a fun thing. Acid bingo where you
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: like lick the dot on the bingo.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: Get or not high at all.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: You're either like boned or you're like I didn't get.
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: Make it like the lick wallpaper.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Before tastes like snosberry.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: All right, bingo, Like we haven't called anything.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Question, Yeah, we're just we're just gonna move on. What
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: is missing from Sofia's bingo kid. It's like a major
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: pivotal plot point. We talked about it for several scenes.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Let me ask the question again. Maybe I was not clear.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: What is Sophia missing from her bingo kit?
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: The stun silence.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: I'm just gonna take a wild stab and then you
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: better buzz in. Oh, curdle tricksy. My wild stab is
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: her good luck charm.
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: I can be more specific.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: She's hunger in her eyes.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to give it. I'm going to give
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: a chance to hungry eyes if she can be more
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: persuasive than you. Her lucky handkerchief, yeah, oh yeah.
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: Can I tell you where she found it? Or the
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: next question?
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: Oh that part I knew, God damn it, that's all I remember.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I was blowing my breast.
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: Rose, Oh fuck, I did have it, Oh handkerchief and
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: brah my God.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: At least you're writing in a sensible way. Last time
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: it was everywhere.
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: Well I have to.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Well we're on question three, and and I have
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: to go to work on Monday, so let's go to
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: question four.
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: Seven hours later, Blanche.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Says Frank is just too shy to ask Dorothy for
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: a date, but Rose suggests there's an entirely different reason.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: What is that reason he doesn't like her?
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah, point to Gina. Incidentally, you look fat today.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Rose, fuck your rouse?
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: All right? Whose body does Sophia tell Dorothy? She chose
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: to ask out Frank Kristin was first, Well ship, I'm
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: just gonna look everyone relaxed. I don't want to play
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: this game anymore.
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: You brought you brought the other competitive Christen didn't expect this.
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: Pearls turned to get whipped.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Now we need book Daddy, Pearl and Kristen.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, way about okay? Speaking of battles in the Bingo battle,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: what does Sophia hope to win?
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: I like you said that in such a way that
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: I thought there was gonna be more.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was at the end of the question.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: What does she hope to win at church Bingo?
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Yes, I could add to it that was it.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: A ticket to Heaven?
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah?
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: An electric weed whacker?
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, which I thought was an odd prize for.
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: No.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: When they have the gardener guy that we met.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: It makes my arms her to you, I.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Think you're doing it wrong.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: My parents' backyard is really big, so if I go
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: over and it's a day, they're doing that and I
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: help out. It's heavy. Fuck you guys there fucking of churches.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: What's the name of the church, Krestin, Yes, Saint Dominic's. Yeah,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: I need the one he would to go do, Miss
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Tricksie Pearl.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: I just want to tell you you're not winning. I know.
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: That's why I was real fucking shocked when I thought
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: I got in first on the one question.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I knew she likes to kick you when you're down.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, well let's let's It's definitely not
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: the only time fill in the blank. It's my favorite,
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: just kidding. I like them all. Oh honey, that outfit
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: might be all right for a blank, but it is
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: much much too sotto for this evening Gina.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, a gay funeral in New Orleans.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: Yep, sad that I get that one. That's funny.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: I loved that lion. Speaking of Dorothy's first outfit, what
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: color is it?
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: Chris all of the.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Sorry, just so I'm I mean first outfit in this scene.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: You can still answer first, just after the gay funeral comments.
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: Before she changes, Yes, her first.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Date night outfit? Yes, sorry, that's my bad. You both
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: thought you knew it, so it's no, she got it right.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: You don't get to answer now.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: A buzzing if she wants.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, no points, all right? What what strange turn of
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: phrase does Rose say that she finds quite provocatives? Tie, Okay,
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: you're either on like a forty second time delay or
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: you're definitely not first. Tricksy, Pearl, Chris and Kristen go
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: your love yep I.
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: Love that word, does she?
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: I love how she has two names to buzz in with,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Tricksy and now.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: She Well, whatever you do, even the fuck you want.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: But you're definitely.
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: Before the question is done, because that's the thing. But
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: if there's like a forty second fucking delay, I'm never
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: gonna get first.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know if there's a there's not a fortunate.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Your friend Aaron is a little facetious.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Who next question? This is one of my favorite things.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Finish the line, bland.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Addition, why don't you heat up the rolls and Kristen?
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: Yes, cool yourself down?
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Yes, thank you for the accent attempt.
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: That's terrible.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: No, I liked it.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: I mean I knew what you were doing, so that's
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: the good. Now you've met the dick Van Dyke Cockney
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: standards with.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Your only go up from there.
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: Unlike other Robin Hood's, I can speak with a British accent.
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: After Rose finds out Frank is a priest, what is
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: the first thing she says to him?
• 32:11
  Speaker 7: Kristen, Yes, I'm so sorry Hilltown was canceled.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: Oh right, that's funny. I did ride down Hilltown, but
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: I couldn't remember why.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: That's okay, everyone's doing.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: I'm taking notes.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: I have like one.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Do you know you got two points?
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Lookive me a double my point zero?
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I thought you had one.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: And I let Peardle get one.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: It's school.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: We've got here we go, curdle, here we go. I'm
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: encouraging you get.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: It after Dorothy. After Dorothy has changed into her second
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: outfit for the evening, Frank tells her she looks lovely.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: But what does Dorothy say?
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: She looks like Kristen was given pearl room.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead, Christen, mother of Solid Gold Dancer.
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I wrote that down so for Gold Dance. So
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: here's my problem. Now, I'm like I wrote that down.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: I'm like, so that context. Yeah yeah.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: Rose tells Frank that black is his color, and then
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: asks him what I think I think yeah, tricksy, go ahead.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: She asked, Is that why you joined the preechood?
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the preechhood.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Preechhood is like a really specific division of being a
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: priest where you're super good at preaching and look at
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: you on the board with a point.
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and you're all winners for the spread.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: No stump, bonus question ding ding ding ding ding babee byee,
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: no stoop. Oh, I liked that. Dorothy mentions Pam Dabber.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: But wait, who is that Gina? I was gonna tell
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: you in trivia though, I'll take my point now though, Okay,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: she was an actress that was on More Can Mindy?
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: All right, sorry if it was Mindy not More.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, yeah, you could tell the difference from the
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: hair on the arms.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: She had way more of it, getting him kidded.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay, this is gonna be so much fun for me.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Just so everyone's aware, this next question I'm gonna need
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: you're all gonna know it, all right, So it's gonna
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: be the closest to the correct pronunciation. All right, Oh,
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: what was Rose's mother's made it name?
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: Kriston?
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, we're clinner Biden, No.
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: Chucks there okay, clicking the biggen.
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: No, you're clickinger Biden.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Say it again because you didn't say it the same
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: way both times.
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: That's exactly I said it, Girt Kleckiner Biden. No, I
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: thought that's.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: What it was. It's well, it's Kleckner Bigen.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: I think you're saying click a nerveider.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I think I'll just give it to you. No, No,
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: it's okay. Well no one else got it.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: They need Does she need to have the second part?
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: I decidedly it was the second but like Hofstetter Hofstetter, Yeah.
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: Oh that's the easy one.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Just so you know, I had to write it phonetically.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: I can't say it when I looked back get the
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: notes from the I wrote it.
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: Off the closed captions, but.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Oh those are super wrong on mine on the.
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: Close than my old ears.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah it is, but like early she at one
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: point Roe said something about get to the bottom of this,
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: and it's I get to the boot on my close caption.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: So whoever do.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: At one point she said, frank and it wrote friend
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: on my.
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: Oh it doesn't all the time on Hulu. My close
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: captions are never right.
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna trick on my close captioning because I don't.
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: I didn't think it was cheating, but I was also like, oh,
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: would that be cheating if I had the closed we
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: all have it on?
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I keep the volume low so it doesn't
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: go into the mic, but damn I can read it. Yeah.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: All right, let's let's move on. Two questions between Kristen
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: and the wind. Let's question of the k.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: And no one thought I was going I got this.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: What did Charlie love more than grout?
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Gina?
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Yes, Rose, Yeah, okay? And what is the big decision
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: that Frank actually has to make?
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: I do not know who that was.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: I think it was.
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: It was the decision of staying at the church or
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: becoming a teacher preach a teaching preacher. I don't know
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: what you call it, I don't know.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: But in Partle's head, this priest is listening to the
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: George Michael Faith album like over and over again, like
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: I gotta have Okay, spoiler alert, are recount the points?
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd like a recount.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Poy Okay, want that embarrassed?
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Let's see I do. I think I at least got
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: three Gina that's four four and has four wow, And
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: that's and I want.
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: To Pearl got two.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: I got to two.
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: Aaron got zero.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Oh I got twelve, you get twelve? You got twelve.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Your math doesn't math, But that's okay. There was eighteen questions.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: How many questions did you have?
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: I had eighteen, but one of them was the no
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: stump bonus.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, eighteen. God damn, she stopped us.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't mad. I actually thought that Kristen had thirteen,
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Peardle had one.
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: I only do think I got that last one.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: I didn't write that one down. My bad.
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: Oh don't you take don't you?
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 38:55
  Speaker 7: That goes into the guest running in the spec that's
• 38:59
  Speaker 7: right for the for the award.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: I didn't send you a picture of that because, as
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: it turns out, I put on my glue that was
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: supposed to be good for plastic.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the picture I asked for and I haven't gotten yet.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Well, it's cool because there isn't a picture because it's
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: back in pieces. You can't you can't just trust the glue.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: When I picked up what I thought was a solid
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: glued thing, it had like dissolved the plastic away from
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: the houses and I just had three things.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Again, different glue.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I ordered some modeling glue from Amazon that specifically
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: is four plastic look into it glue that back together.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Well, it said it was a multi permanent glue.
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: I had no idea plastic McDonald's.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Fires and I'm sure it kind of gives you cancer.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Just kidding, don't do us.
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: Everything's cut some cancer.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Congratulations Kristen, And.
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: It's my name, so I'm like, you know what, You're
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: a winner too. Yeah, I feel it down in my cockles.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Down in your panties that you feel us so many times.
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: All right, bonus questions. You know what color of Pearl's panties?
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean they looked red to me. They could
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: have been pink. Were they redd?
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, I really don't need to see them.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: The pink and red.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: I honestly can't like a berry.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: It's like a Hawaine hot pink pink, a whiney hot pink,
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: just like me.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Whiney, whiney hot pink.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: All right, tell me tell me some tell me some trivia.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: Yay.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: John McMartin Pearl, listen up. You wanted to know this
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: was father. Frankly, he was on law and order. That's
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: where you don't know him.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: From Oh there it is.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: I never watched that show, so I don't know how
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: much he was on it, do you ladies know?
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: I think he was on it occasionally. I don't think
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: it was a regular role, like a guest starring thing,
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: but he was on a lot of stuff in the
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: like eighties and ninety like he seemed.
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: To work like it looks very familiar.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Like a working actor that worked a lot. I just
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: remember seeing him in things and being like, I love
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: that guy, Barney. I'm sorry.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Barney McGhee was father Callahan. He was on one episode
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: of Mattlock. Charles Charles Summers was the confessional priest that
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Sophia talks to. He was also on one episode of Mattlock.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: And why I wrote this down was that they were
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: both the jury four persons in their episode. And I
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: think that's crazy.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Oh that's wild.
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: Oh wow.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: That's a great part on Mattlock because you always got
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: a line.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Not guilty your honor.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: So you got a higher pay rate, but you didn't
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: have to do like a whole day of work. Yeah,
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: you just had to say either yes if you reach
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: or we think that. Sometimes they then also say like
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: we find the defendant and it was great. It was
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: great to be a day player in the eighties.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: And Tony. The guy who fixed the sign was Charles Ericson.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: He has no other credits, so hollo and goodbye Tony.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: So what kind of high school gym has that many
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: weights in it? I mean, I know it was supposed
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: to be the eighties, but that was like an Olympic gym.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Cat Oh god. There they were behind the coffee table,
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: the table with the big coffee thing on him, slash
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: weight room, multi purpose weight room. There it was a
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: full set of like weights.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: My high school had its own weight room, I don't.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Know, but yeah, yeah, but we didn't have expensive What
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: those looked like the weights that Frankenfreder gives Rocky in
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: like they were super nice?
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, then okay.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Ours look like fucking idiot teenage boys dropped him all
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: the time, and those you could have like.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: And the chrome. Rose mentioned the show hell Town. It
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: was an NBC show for thirteen episodes. It starred Robert
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Blake as a priest in crime ridden La Yep. Never
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: saw it. Sounds like Aaron watched it.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: No, But I had to look it up because I
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: didn't know it, and our TV was always on in
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: the eighties, so I was like, the fuck is hell
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: down right?
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: I wasn't saying like I don't remember hell Town at all.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: It's when Robert Blake was like season not like a super.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Not a not an accused of murder.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: Well I think he was already No, I guess maybe
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: he wasn't accused of murder yet, but he was already
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: gross man. But he didn't look so gross. He looked
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: less terrifying.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Solid Gold was a music show that ran from nineteen
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: eighty to nineteen eighty eight, known to feature female dancers
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: wearing right outfits.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: I've seen that.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Father Frank, who was played by John McMartin, was on
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: an episode of Bob Newhart as a reverend who leaves
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: the ministry. So it's like he's done this episode again.
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: He's like, well, I wanted to see what it was
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: like on the other side. I really wanted to stretch
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: my range as an actor.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: And then just stuff I wrote down. While they mentioned
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: in the episode, Joan Rivers was a stand up comedian.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Rose mentioned she had a potymouth. Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Sophia
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: said wearing goggles he was an NBA star that wore them.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Jane Fonda, famous for her workout tapes. Eric Severed was
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: a CBS news anchor. He did have a yellow complexion,
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: like they were saying. And then Hugh Down's another journalist
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: that they referenced, and you already said Pam Dabber.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: So I did, oh, oh, okay, well then I have
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: more yes please, I wasn't sure. Well one of them
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: was Eric's, so we don't need that one. But at
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: the beginning, when she says, what are you a minor bird?
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know what that means. So
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: I looked up mina bird and I learned something, which
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: is weird because we know that I think I'm a
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: smart person. So when I don't know something.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: That's what smart people do. They educate themselves.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: So you're weird.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: So weird anyway. The mina birds, for those of you
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: who don't know, and if you do, sorry indulge me,
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: are Asian birds that are known for their ability to
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: mimic human speech and other sounds. That's awesome. I want
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: a minor bird.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: You know what mine is? And then is it budgies
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: that talk in para?
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: Not really?
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: Budgies Budget Budgies talked couple birds that can do it.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: From what I understand, they don't actually know what they're saying.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: They're just mimicking picking, but it.
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: Seems like they knows.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Ravens can talk macaus Okay, they okay.
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: But they but they actually I think they kind of
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: know what they're saying. I think ravens can also.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: The ones on YouTube's the one says poopies and then
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: he poops. It's like, I think he knows what he's saying.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, look, a dog can learn up to
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: two hundred words of the English language because dogs are awesome.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: So birds probably have a certain number they kill.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Maybe they can learn.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Oh, I was gonna say, Aaron, you might
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: know this story better than me, because I swear up
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: and down I heard it about the Tower of London
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: ravens that they like they always have ravens there because
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: as soon as the rains are gone, But they removed
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: or gave a new home to a few of them
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: because they kept cursing. Oh.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know that to be true, but I know
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: they're they're all over the Tower of London. They're massively
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: anytime you see a blackbird out here and you're like, oh,
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: that's big. Maybe that's no, it's still just a fat
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: grow It is not a raven. They are large headed,
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: much scarier blackbirds.
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: Than the ones in Japan. Were bigger than my.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Cat, like huge, and her cat's big.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd say it's bigger than Abby.
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: But everybody's bigger than.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Control, is bigger than Abby.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: I took a shit bigger than Abby today.
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: Somehow I think she should wonder herself too, Like I
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: don't know it was possible, but I think she did.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: I believe she could.
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: So.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Hey, speaking of ship, tell us about the villain.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, Sophia. Classic Catholic guilt here plays a big role.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Having grown up a Catholic myself and being Italian, I
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: know the torture and pain caused by that said Catholic guilt.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: But here are a couple of moments really we're special.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: First of all, when she comes in the house and
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: she's pissed she didn't win Bingo, like m hm, chill
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: the beans. It's a fucking game. There's being competitive and
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: then there's just being a straight up sore loser. So
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: that's her first crime. Her next crime is she comes
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: in at all. I mean, you weren't one of the
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: options for the villain. Okay. She comes in after bingo
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: and sees that her daughter is on a fingercows her
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: date with a priest and then immediately pulls her in
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: the hallway to lecture her loudly in front of everyone.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: As Kristen pointed out, a Plonel pointed out, tricksy, whatever
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: the fuck your name is pointed out, Oh yeah, that
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: one can hear this conversation.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Yes, stage whispering is like everyone can hear you.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Then she continues that theme of Catholic guilt like further
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: on and she starts talking about how it's Dorothy's fault
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: she didn't win Bingo that night because she is trying
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: to fuck a priest or defrock a priest as it's called.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: And then she goes and this this was the moment
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: that I was like, this is a smother. This is
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: an absolute smother of a mother. She goes to the
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: fucking confessional and spills her guts to this priest about
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: how he shouldn't be with her daughter because she's been divorced.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: And so she goes and purposefully shames her daughter to
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: the priest that she thinks is into her. But but
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: worse than that, it's a total fucking stranger that now
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: thinks even less of this woman and her daughter. And
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: then they're just simply hugging in the church. They're not
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: rubbing bodies, they're not dry humping. And Sophia's gonna make
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: her shit comment if she exits the church like you
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: guys didn't here, why not?
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: She said, absolutely not.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, check who the priest is in the confessional. You
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: dumb fuck?
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Oh whoa wen'll call my girl dumb fuck?
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I think it's just the allergies of setting.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: I forgive it like a priest would. How many uh,
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: I'll give her grace instead, love you.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: I had a friend that was Catholic and I ruined
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: the Hail Mary for them. Oh God, why because it
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: was Hail Mary full of grace, Rip off them patties
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: and sit on my face. And they were so mad
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: at me because every time they went to do the
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: Rosary they'd have to start over because my little rhyme.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not mad at that. As a former.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: Bolic, first Catholic, you know, church preach teacher, preach all
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: outby a teacher.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Oh that's rapey. Now that sounds real rapy, right, that
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: song didn't age well with your tiny hand in mind?
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: What if that song is supposed to be like all sweetened,
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: my fat finger hit the button, you had enough of
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: your ship continue.
• 51:10
  Speaker 6: They didn't want to hear about.
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: Yes, it's just supposed to be a sweet song, or
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: like mini songs are miss represented on what they are
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: supposed to be about, Like is that one supposed to
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: be like oh, like, oh, let me be a futher figure,
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: like I'll totally help you out, or like let's say
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: the Creed is a creed song, which it's about his kid.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Would the oh.
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: God, oh my god, fucking creed, the whole song's about
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: his baby, Oh my god, And now I can't wide
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: open yeah with arms waters, Yeah, the whole song is
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: about his kid. I can't wait for you to get
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: a flood of message going. That's not fucking right.
• 51:49
  Speaker 6: We would welcome.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Please correct.
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: So it's like it's either a very sweet song or
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: it's a very like creepy. I mean they were singing
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: a bunch of songs like she was only sixteen.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Like yeah, just seventeen. If you know what I mean.
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: Right, ah, different time, y'all different times, different times anyways, uh,
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: teacher preacher.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Anyways, teacher, preacher, tell us where we can find you, Tricksy.
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: You can find me at depending if you like spice
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: or not. If you'd like to hear anything about Disney,
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: hit me up on Tricksy Renee.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, help her out, man.
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: She just got fine Instagram, right Instagram. They're both very
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: close to each other, so yeah, Tricksy Renee Instagram. And
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: then if you'd like something a little spicier, miss tricks
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: oc because I'm a mistress.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: I get it again.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: It we just broke up forever right now, you'll take
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: you in on the mistress. It's too far.
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: It's just mixed tricks.
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I am in the market for a new sub
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: because mine fucked up. So if anybody out there can actually,
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: you know, not.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Lie, how many do you feel you can handle it? Once?
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: I want to say five?
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Five is a full stable.
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: Five is a full stable. Yeah, like, and that's what
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: we're all like, a harem a stable. Yeah.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know reverse Ham. I know someone that's a
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: big fan of those books.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I didn't know anything of those books. Now
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: I need to find.
• 53:29
  Speaker 6: Out, also known as white hues.
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: Oh I can't why.
• 53:38
  Speaker 6: White choose one when you can have them all?
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, I see reverse harm. It is just a lady
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: with a bunch of hot fucking dudes.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: I pro that idea, right. Yeah?
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: Why should I suffer and be a sister wife? You
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: fucking suffer?
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a non discriminatory, very open girls, boys, every thing
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: in between, gentle days. Come come to Miss Tricksie, Come
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: to Miss Tricks and we'll have a good time.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: I saw the mark you left on someone on your Instagram,
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: and I was like, well, I am out. That is
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: not I don't ever want to welt in the shape
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: of a tea.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: I was just you know, it's like it's it's better
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: than branding and less permanent than a tattoo.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Oh sure, sure, sure, yeah.
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: I think a little rubber band, can't you know make happen?
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: We need to spell out my whole name. See if
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: I can do that? Yeah, that's how you get the
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: Like when you want to mark, you just put it
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: between your fingers. When you were a kid used to
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: snap it. Yeh and just like ding ding ding ding,
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: that's my tea. Like I was like, oh, tricksy perfect.
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: All the letters will be very easy to put on somebody.
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: When you start getting into that curvy ship, it's it
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: gets real.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: This was my fault. I did. What I will do
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: now is I'm gonna save all of you and say
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: thanks for listening. Check us out where, Kristen.
• 55:05
  Speaker 7: You can check us out across all social media at
• 55:08
  Speaker 7: Amalini Pod. You can also email us at Amalini Pod
• 55:11
  Speaker 7: and you can send us your comment things you like,
• 55:14
  Speaker 7: your complaints.
• 55:15
  Speaker 6: We would love to hear from you.
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: They're gonna get a lot this time.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: Shout out Raoul for my awesome cups I'm continuing to
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: use and enjoy today. It shows you, Blanche cop that
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: says my beauty has always been a curse.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Sweetheart.
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: Well, it's been fun chatting with you ladies. I hope
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: I get to do this again.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Maybe if you're not busy next week you can
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: come by. But we'll take that. We'll take that conversation
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: off air.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right, one one week at a time, shall we
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: just me?
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Abby? Yes?
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: Oh gosh, you guys, the show's over. Your time for you.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: You'll go home your cheesecake. Oh thanks, Abby, Yeah, I
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: didn't have chocolate macadamia, but that's okay, okay.
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: Well thanks yeah, thanks ladies, it was really fun.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you.
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: Bye.
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: Why