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Whackhead Prank: The outstanding electricity bill · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous crank.
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  Speaker 2: Car from Darren Wackhead, something ex exclusive to KFM mornings.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so yesterday we had a little what I call
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  Speaker 3: a little PRANKI poo, a little one liner, little pranky poo.
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  Speaker 3: It was a quick yesterday, little little little word play,
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  Speaker 3: a little bit of word play, okay, not a long,
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  Speaker 3: elaborate big involved usually saying amuz bush an amus bush
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  Speaker 3: exactly right, yes, little hos dauvoir fancy.
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  Speaker 1: How spoilt are we? Okay, so listen, this is we
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  Speaker 1: We're doing another little PRANKI.
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  Speaker 3: Poo today back, yes, yes, yes, So look it's electricity,
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  Speaker 3: all right, And electricity is just every time you feed
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  Speaker 3: that meter, it's like a troll.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that meter is forever, Charles, everything proper.
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  Speaker 3: So this is some I'm phoning the electricity department here,
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  Speaker 3: and I love taking on government.
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  Speaker 1: Authorities, and we love when you do.
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  Speaker 3: You know, It's it's just I mean, the first task
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  Speaker 3: is to get them to answer the phone. Then you've
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  Speaker 3: kind of won the day, you know, And then once
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  Speaker 3: they answer, then I'd like to just mess with them
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  Speaker 3: a little bit. Okay, So I don't quite understand how
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  Speaker 3: to read this book.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you for calling. Please note that your call maybe
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  Speaker 4: recorded for quality and training purposes.
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  Speaker 2: Please note that there may be delayed in processing calls
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  Speaker 2: and connect due to the implementation of the new software.
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  Speaker 2: We apologize for the inconvenience.
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  Speaker 4: For all accounts related to inquiries press one.
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  Speaker 1: Good afternoon. Sorry whom I speaking to. My name is
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  Speaker 1: Ned Ned. I just got my new rates ball.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just merely phoning to say thank you very much
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  Speaker 3: to the municipality because they've said shid enough words to
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  Speaker 3: me in my new account.
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  Speaker 2: All right, thanks for unledging what's being written on the count.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it when I opened it.
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  Speaker 3: Right on the top there it said your account is outstanding.
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  Speaker 2: Outstanding.
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  Speaker 1: Your account is outstanding.
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  Speaker 2: It means it's outstanding you owe us. What do you mean, Yes, ever, Safty,
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  Speaker 2: it means your account isn't David, you're owing the city
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  Speaker 2: the outstanding amount?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm not. Oh that's what it means.
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  Speaker 2: If it's an outstanding, say, it means that you're owing
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  Speaker 2: some funds to the city.
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  Speaker 3: It's so lovely that the council is doing this now
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  Speaker 3: and I thought, maybe like next month, what if that
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  Speaker 3: could say to me your account is amazing, Yes, shame.
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  Speaker 2: That's outstanding, upstanding to the councilor say you need to
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  Speaker 2: pay that amount to the city.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, that's really nice, going beyond the call of duty
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  Speaker 3: to write me a personal letter congratulating me on my
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  Speaker 3: account maintenance.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, sir, outstanding in that county. If you've got a
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  Speaker 2: David Pile, that's outstanding. It means that you own the ceaty.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, the city a bunch of flowers for sending me
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  Speaker 3: such a nice letter.
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  Speaker 2: No's a three thousand, but you need to pay to
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  Speaker 2: your account.
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  Speaker 1: Who can I send a thank you Gord to.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you card for word sna that you owe the money.
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  Speaker 3: To the pity thank you God for sending me fit
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  Speaker 3: a nice letter.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what to say to you. When you
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  Speaker 2: talk of outstanding, it can be an expression.
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  Speaker 3: Look, you know, the only other meaning of that term
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  Speaker 3: that I know is currently at the moment, my friend
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  Speaker 3: Reginald is outstanding waiting for the bus.
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  Speaker 1: You know, do you have a colleague there with you?
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  Speaker 1: Spread the love.
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  Speaker 3: Tell someone there in your office just say you are
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  Speaker 3: outstanding man, and.
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  Speaker 2: Your outstanding I said it said, I'm gonna have.
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  Speaker 1: To transfer you, I wave the Okay, what's your surname?
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  Speaker 4: Shame Batman?
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  Speaker 3: Nice book if there is anybody here. Received a love
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  Speaker 3: letter from the city outstanding, outstanding? Are you outstanding? Bread
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  Speaker 3: every month?
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  Speaker 1: Look at you? Have you received any love letters from.
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  Speaker 4: You? Sir? Outstanding?
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  Speaker 1: Rock this party here? Okay mornings.
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  Speaker 3: A couple of messages here from the prank outstanding.
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  Speaker 1: Larn you are classic. How do you come up.
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  Speaker 3: With these stories or angles of how to prank people?
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  Speaker 4: That was by happy people for the day. You are outstanding.
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  Speaker 1: So many compliments, outstanding, Thank you very much. People like
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  Speaker 1: a little PRANKI poos too. It's just a little something
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  Speaker 1: something