Latest / Mikey and Bob / Konnor Griffin CaCa Cone
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Well, the ninety one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 0:03Speaker 2: All right, it's been a start already to the morning
- 0:06Speaker 2: I broke my headphones. I mean I didn't break them
- 0:08Speaker 2: on purpose or anything like that, but the jack that
- 0:12Speaker 2: I plug into the controls so I can hear everything
- 0:15Speaker 2: at the station that snapped off.
- 0:17Speaker 1: Tragic.
- 0:18Speaker 2: So then it's by the way, the headphones are the
- 0:21Speaker 2: most important piece of equipment for our for our job
- 0:25Speaker 2: that we have to like bring in. We don't have
- 0:28Speaker 2: our own headphones right here right, Yeah, but now me
- 0:32Speaker 2: and Bob don't have expensive headphones because we break them
- 0:35Speaker 2: all the time just to wear and tear of us
- 0:37Speaker 2: taking them off our head, putting them on our head
- 0:39Speaker 2: and everything. So we never buy like fancy headphones or anything.
- 0:43Speaker 2: So I don't want to spend three hundred dollars on
- 0:44Speaker 2: pair of headphones. Yeah, then it breaks in two weeks.
- 0:47Speaker 2: Even the fancy ones don't last. Yeah, We've done that
- 0:50Speaker 2: whole thing before. We've been doing this for a long time.
- 0:52Speaker 2: We honestly buy like twenty dollars Sony ones off Amazon.
- 0:56Speaker 2: Oh man, that's what I had, and it broke. I
- 0:59Speaker 2: broke the broke the nipple off morning. So Bob just
- 1:03Speaker 2: went and stole a pair of headphones for me. I'm
- 1:05Speaker 2: borrowing this pair. I don't know who they belonged to,
- 1:08Speaker 2: but you know that's what happens. Headphones break.
- 1:11Speaker 1: Man.
- 1:11Speaker 2: We got bobby. You go around, you, you scrounge up,
- 1:15Speaker 2: you start looking in rooms and stuff.
- 1:16Speaker 1: Hey got here. Hopefully nobody needs. That's the only thing too.
- 1:20Speaker 2: Somebody could easily look in the studio and be like,
- 1:22Speaker 2: aren't those my headphones.
- 1:24Speaker 1: I'll be like a dag.
- 1:25Speaker 2: Yes, emergency, emergency, And I can't even say no, these
- 1:29Speaker 2: are mi because they're new, because these ones are beat
- 1:31Speaker 2: to hell too.
- 1:31Speaker 1: These could break it.
- 1:32Speaker 2: And he said, you don't ones look like they've been
- 1:34Speaker 2: chewed on by a dog or something. At least we
- 1:36Speaker 2: got ice coffee here. It's a nice one today to
- 1:39Speaker 2: take a sim take a simp.
- 1:42Speaker 1: Wait, what do you got that's in the eights?
- 1:44Speaker 2: Right? It's a good score for it's an eight eight eight.
- 1:48Speaker 1: Eight, Hello, wow, I got wild it's eight.
- 1:53Speaker 2: Yeah. Settle down there, It's okay, settle down there. Hey,
- 1:58Speaker 2: we told everybody it was gonna happen. Didn't think it
- 2:00Speaker 2: would happen. This early local news is already doing reports
- 2:04Speaker 2: about people stealing traffic cones. We knew it was coming.
- 2:07Speaker 2: We told everybody this is coming. It only took a
- 2:09Speaker 2: couple of days.
- 2:10Speaker 3: Here.
- 2:11Speaker 2: We will get to that around seven ten. It's Mikey
- 2:13Speaker 2: Boby Kiss Morning Free Show.
- 2:14Speaker 1: Come morning, Kiss.
- 2:19Speaker 2: You.
- 2:20Speaker 1: You see that moon out there this morning? We see
- 2:23Speaker 1: it out there? Want to bother?
- 2:25Speaker 2: We sent people around it, dude, It's unbelievable. You look
- 2:29Speaker 2: up at that moon out there.
- 2:31Speaker 1: It's right out there this morning.
- 2:34Speaker 2: We launched four people around that thing and they came
- 2:37Speaker 2: back they said, amazing pictures.
- 2:39Speaker 1: My god, man, it's unbelievable. Just even looking at the
- 2:42Speaker 1: moon now would be like, ah.
- 2:44Speaker 2: Man, they're lining themselves up to come back now, right,
- 2:49Speaker 2: Like that's yeah.
- 2:49Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 2:50Speaker 2: They splash down Friday night into the Pacific Ocean to
- 2:55Speaker 2: what it's supposed to be. So yeah, they're on their
- 2:56Speaker 2: way back.
- 2:57Speaker 1: What is this?
- 2:57Speaker 2: Eighteen million watched the lawn, not even when they like
- 3:01Speaker 2: set the record of farthest tumans or anything. Eighteen million
- 3:04Speaker 2: watch just on like TV, like the major networks everything,
- 3:10Speaker 2: and like the the news channels, the cable news channels
- 3:12Speaker 2: and everything. Eighteen million watched the launch the number for
- 3:16Speaker 2: them going around the moon that that's the number. It's
- 3:19Speaker 2: gonna be a wild crazy number if they can somehow
- 3:22Speaker 2: compute that with like the TV like people watching it
- 3:25Speaker 2: on TV, but then the streaming online, like it's it's
- 3:30Speaker 2: gonna be nuts. What did you watch it on? I
- 3:32Speaker 2: watched it on Netflix?
- 3:33Speaker 1: Netflix?
- 3:34Speaker 2: Yeah, I watched it on Netflix, and uh, yeah, that
- 3:36Speaker 2: number is gonna be huge. But just eighteen million we're
- 3:38Speaker 2: watching the launch on on TV. But yeah, Friday they
- 3:42Speaker 2: splashed back down is a pretty like the only issue
- 3:46Speaker 2: they had, honestly, was the toilet that broke the toilet?
- 3:50Speaker 1: Are you sure you weren't on the Artemis two mission, Bob,
- 3:53Speaker 1: I'm not here.
- 3:54Speaker 2: You've been known to break a toilet or two they
- 3:57Speaker 2: have this time they got a Bob up there work
- 4:00Speaker 2: on that toilet. I've been known to deny breaking the toilet,
- 4:04Speaker 2: true too?
- 4:05Speaker 1: Was it me? Okay? Sure?
- 4:07Speaker 2: Well we actually know this wasn't you because me and
- 4:09Speaker 2: you are not asked, are not sized. I can't even
- 4:11Speaker 2: imagine seeing the uh seeing the capsule up there, and you, dude,
- 4:15Speaker 2: if me and you stuffed in, if me and you
- 4:17Speaker 2: were in that screen where they show the four astronauts,
- 4:20Speaker 2: it would just be us like We're that big of people, right,
- 4:23Speaker 2: it would just be us. All right, let's get to
- 4:25Speaker 2: this talk back message brought to us by One Team Media.
- 4:27Speaker 4: Hey, Mikey and Bob Duck from me in DC. Mikey,
- 4:30Speaker 4: I have a new hobby for you, jeez. I just
- 4:32Speaker 4: got a new smart telescope called the C Star S
- 4:36Speaker 4: thirty pro. It shoots images in deep space just from
- 4:42Speaker 4: an app on your phone. Sit out in the front
- 4:44Speaker 4: yard and let it do its thing. Yeah, pretty awesome.
- 4:47Speaker 4: Shot the moon the sun right now. I'm currently shooting
- 4:50Speaker 4: US C thirty nine some way way out there.
- 4:54Speaker 1: It's a uh, it's a great garage activity. Man, I
- 4:58Speaker 1: already got one. Are you really set up outside? Dude?
- 5:03Speaker 1: I totally forgot I have it, Jamie got it from
- 5:05Speaker 1: me for Christmas. What are you doing?
- 5:08Speaker 2: I blew it? I blew it. I should have been
- 5:10Speaker 2: watching the whole time through my telescope. And so you
- 5:12Speaker 2: set it up and then you know, I don't have
- 5:14Speaker 2: it set up yet. I just got it for Christmas.
- 5:16Speaker 2: But I'm saying, like he said, you control it through
- 5:19Speaker 2: on your phone, your phone, so like auto fine for you,
- 5:23Speaker 2: so you don't.
- 5:23Speaker 1: Even got to be out there with like no starmap
- 5:26Speaker 1: or something like where where is this set?
- 5:29Speaker 2: No, you're apptarsing for you. You can set that up
- 5:32Speaker 2: in the driveway you sit in the garage. This sounds
- 5:35Speaker 2: like somebody else wants to come over and be part
- 5:37Speaker 2: of my garage star club.
- 5:39Speaker 1: Over here, locking in on your phone, I'll look at
- 5:41Speaker 1: some planets with me, see the universe.
- 5:47Speaker 2: Hey, uh, aunt Kaka one of our favorite listeners to
- 5:50Speaker 2: the show.
- 5:52Speaker 1: She said a lot.
- 5:53Speaker 2: Of messages overnight and she got into an adventure with
- 5:58Speaker 2: a traffic cone. We're gonna get to Aunt Kaka's story
- 6:02Speaker 2: coming up around eight twenty five on a Kiss Morning
- 6:04Speaker 2: Freak Show.
- 6:04Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob, the Mikey and Bob Podcast.
- 6:10Speaker 2: Hey, it's cold out there this morning. It's like below
- 6:13Speaker 2: freezing this morning. But the sun's gonna come out soon
- 6:15Speaker 2: and then high's today will be in the low sixties.
- 6:19Speaker 2: I saw we're warming up going into the weekend too,
- 6:21Speaker 2: Like we're talking seventies and eighties.
- 6:23Speaker 1: Right back at it.
- 6:25Speaker 2: It's mike Y and Bob the ninety six one Kiss
- 6:27Speaker 2: Morning Freak Show. Let's get to another one of your
- 6:29Speaker 2: talkback messages here. Somebody went to the Bucco game yesterday,
- 6:32Speaker 2: by the way, nice little win for the Pirates.
- 6:34Speaker 1: They're nice little uh.
- 6:36Speaker 2: Nice little turn to ship around and get things going
- 6:38Speaker 2: on the right track.
- 6:39Speaker 1: They beat the Padres seven to one.
- 6:42Speaker 2: Paul Skeens on the mom let's get to this message
- 6:44Speaker 2: brought to us by the Pavement group. You boys, So
- 6:47Speaker 2: we went to our first piracy and today we left.
- 6:50Speaker 5: A little bit early.
- 6:51Speaker 6: It's cold.
- 6:52Speaker 1: But what did you get tonight, buddy?
- 6:55Speaker 7: My lord?
- 6:58Speaker 1: It was his third.
- 7:00Speaker 2: Pitch was a foul ball. Whoa well, somebody who works
- 7:06Speaker 2: for the pirates, but he got the ball and he
- 7:08Speaker 2: gave it.
- 7:08Speaker 1: To you, right, wow? Yeah, wow?
- 7:11Speaker 2: Hey, whoever was working for the Pirates that got the
- 7:14Speaker 2: third pitch foul ball off Paul Skeins and gave it
- 7:16Speaker 2: to the kid. Nice job. That's what baseball is all about. Yeah,
- 7:20Speaker 2: Paul Skin's at a no hitter for a while. Yeah,
- 7:23Speaker 2: I think, yeah, through six strikeouts and then, uh, you know,
- 7:28Speaker 2: Pirates get to win seven to one as long as
- 7:30Speaker 2: Paul Skans is pitching and get some bats going usually
- 7:33Speaker 2: ends up being a pretty good thing. So, uh, they
- 7:36Speaker 2: are going for this series win this afternoon.
- 7:39Speaker 1: It is a twelve thirty five game.
- 7:42Speaker 2: Mitch Keller on the mountain for the Buckos as they
- 7:44Speaker 2: go for their third straight series win.
- 7:48Speaker 1: All right, speaking of the Pirates, traffic.
- 7:51Speaker 2: Cones are it's the thing this year, right, hoisted, hoist
- 7:55Speaker 2: the cone, raised the jolly rubber, as.
- 7:57Speaker 1: We've been saying on the show.
- 8:00Speaker 2: Eighty K did an entire report on the news last
- 8:03Speaker 2: night about traffic cones being stolen. We knew this was coming,
- 8:06Speaker 2: we knew. I did not think there's gonna be this
- 8:08Speaker 2: early on this quick. Yeah, we'll get to that around
- 8:10Speaker 2: seven ten. It's Mikey Baba Kiss Morning Free Shows, Quick.
- 8:15Speaker 1: You Bob podcast. Hey, some good news from overnight.
- 8:20Speaker 2: We didn't as a country obliterate an entire civilization.
- 8:25Speaker 8: Goodness.
- 8:26Speaker 2: H yeah, yeah, if you didn't hear the news from overnight,
- 8:29Speaker 2: there's a two week ceasefire now with.
- 8:31Speaker 1: The war in Iran. The strait is.
- 8:34Speaker 2: Open now for a couple of weeks, and I'm not
- 8:36Speaker 2: sure if it's gonna uh fix everything and make everything better.
- 8:41Speaker 2: Just sounds like a little break for right right now,
- 8:43Speaker 2: But we'll pick the war back up in a couple
- 8:46Speaker 2: weeks then, right, Let's get on to happier things like
- 8:51Speaker 2: people singing songs to their small children.
- 8:55Speaker 1: Okay.
- 8:56Speaker 2: Now, pet songs have been a thing on the show
- 8:59Speaker 2: for a while, the songs we sing to our pets,
- 9:02Speaker 2: But now we've moved on to baby songs and the
- 9:05Speaker 2: songs that we sing to maybe a child that we have,
- 9:09Speaker 2: maybe when they're a little baby. You know, let's get
- 9:11Speaker 2: to this talk back message. You can send yours through
- 9:14Speaker 2: the free iHeartRadio app when you're streaming ninety six to
- 9:16Speaker 2: one Kiss or the Mikey and Bob podcast brought to
- 9:18Speaker 2: us by One Team Media.
- 9:20Speaker 3: Hey, guys, so baby songs, Yep, that's a good one.
- 9:24Speaker 8: He sang a lot of.
- 9:26Speaker 2: Songs to our baby and our toddler.
- 9:28Speaker 9: But the one we sing whenever we come home from
- 9:31Speaker 9: work is.
- 9:33Speaker 8: I'm happy to be ho. I'm happy to be ho.
- 9:36Speaker 10: I'm happy to see my Maddy.
- 9:39Speaker 8: And then we go through like.
- 9:41Speaker 11: All the kids names, and even the dog too. We
- 9:44Speaker 11: have shout out for.
- 9:45Speaker 8: Her as well.
- 9:46Speaker 1: That's good.
- 9:46Speaker 2: I like that happy to be home songs, shouting out
- 9:49Speaker 2: the dog and'd be happy to be home.
- 9:51Speaker 1: I'm happy to be home. Do you get a greeting
- 9:54Speaker 1: when you come home from work?
- 9:55Speaker 12: Bob?
- 9:56Speaker 1: Is there any dogs? Yeah? Yeah, the dogs the start
- 10:00Speaker 1: sniffing you and did.
- 10:02Speaker 2: As soon as the dogs hear the garage door or
- 10:04Speaker 2: a house door open, really, they start freaking out. I
- 10:08Speaker 2: get a greeting from my wife every time I come home.
- 10:11Speaker 2: I open the garage, I come upstairs. She's usually sitting
- 10:14Speaker 2: there on the couch. And we don't call each other
- 10:17Speaker 2: by our real names. Our pet name for each other
- 10:19Speaker 2: is Moosh ms H. So as soon as I come
- 10:23Speaker 2: home every day, no matter where my wife is, the
- 10:26Speaker 2: first time I see her, she goes Moosh's home. It's
- 10:30Speaker 2: quite a nice greeting I get every day. I look
- 10:32Speaker 2: forward to it.
- 10:32Speaker 1: All right, we got Today in Free Show history.
- 10:35Speaker 2: Coming up next. It has to do with Pittsburgh police scanner.
- 10:38Speaker 2: And then also, we knew this was coming. I didn't
- 10:41Speaker 2: think it would be coming this soon though. There's already
- 10:44Speaker 2: a local news report about people stealing traffic cones for
- 10:47Speaker 2: you know, we're there raise the Jolly rubber you know buckos.
- 10:52Speaker 1: We will get to.
- 10:53Speaker 2: That around seven ten. It's this Morning Free Show, Mike,
- 10:55Speaker 2: You and Bob. That is Calini folded. It's Mikey, It's
- 11:02Speaker 2: Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 11:04Speaker 2: We'll get to today in Freak show history coming up
- 11:07Speaker 2: in just a minute here. Right now, though, let's get
- 11:09Speaker 2: to another talkback message brought to us by One Team Media.
- 11:12Speaker 1: It's our buddy George wants to talk space stuff.
- 11:14Speaker 6: Was going on, fellows. George here, still catching up on
- 11:16Speaker 6: Tuesday Mornings podcast. Man, Bob, you just asked do they
- 11:20Speaker 6: fart in the space shuttle?
- 11:21Speaker 2: Yeah? You did question the valid question. Yeah, I don't
- 11:24Speaker 2: know if it is farts in space.
- 11:26Speaker 6: Well, I don't know about farting, but I do know that,
- 11:29Speaker 6: dude to physics, you cannot actually burp a normal burp
- 11:33Speaker 6: in zero gravity. Whoa, because there is no gravity to
- 11:37Speaker 6: separate the gash from the solid or the liquids.
- 11:40Speaker 1: That sounds right, That sounds right. I don't know.
- 11:43Speaker 2: I haven't looked it up. I haven't looked up the science,
- 11:45Speaker 2: but trust Orange, Yeah, it sounds right.
- 11:47Speaker 1: It sounds right.
- 11:48Speaker 6: So the best you can do is a wet part.
- 11:50Speaker 6: So I'm guessing the best you can do is a
- 11:52Speaker 6: wet fart. All right, I'll take it easy.
- 11:55Speaker 1: I'll take it easy.
- 11:57Speaker 2: There you go. It might be your answer. They're wet
- 11:59Speaker 2: purp up there, it might be wet farting tub. It's
- 12:02Speaker 2: wet round back too. Oh my gosh, it's the brown
- 12:05Speaker 2: side of the moon. Oh all right, time to get
- 12:09Speaker 2: to to in freach your history.
- 12:11Speaker 1: Take you back to a moment the show that made
- 12:12Speaker 1: us laugh made a smile. It's police scanner time.
- 12:27Speaker 2: I got two things here from the Pittsburgh Police scanner again. Uh.
- 12:30Speaker 2: They have a website pgh dash scanner dot com. It's
- 12:34Speaker 2: a couple of people who will listen to the Pittsburgh
- 12:36Speaker 2: Police Scanner, right, and then they'll just you know, post
- 12:40Speaker 2: on social media about what's happening in and around our
- 12:44Speaker 2: city Mount Washington.
- 12:47Speaker 1: Grand you have.
- 12:48Speaker 2: Caller said, a loud muscle car came by and chased
- 12:52Speaker 2: away all the wildlife.
- 12:54Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah.
- 12:57Speaker 2: Caller thinks that the driver is intentionally doing this man
- 13:01Speaker 2: and would like for them to stop scaring the birds.
- 13:05Speaker 2: I mean, what they have a birds out there on
- 13:10Speaker 2: my Washington. Like, what's a cop gonna do, like find
- 13:14Speaker 2: the person who's driving the loud car. No, of course
- 13:19Speaker 2: they're disturbing the birds, but like what do you do
- 13:22Speaker 2: you get a ticket for that?
- 13:23Speaker 1: Like noise ordinance.
- 13:25Speaker 2: It's probably just gonna make the person even more mad,
- 13:27Speaker 2: and they're gonna drive by your house.
- 13:29Speaker 1: My her bird watching. Oh god, it's the busting again.
- 13:33Speaker 2: Oh no, muscle cars do not mix with birds. Also
- 13:36Speaker 2: happening in and around our city, East Liberty at the
- 13:39Speaker 2: target there, callers said, dozens of kids are fighting each
- 13:44Speaker 2: other in the parking lot.
- 13:48Speaker 1: With sticks.
- 13:52Speaker 2: Okay, stick fight, stick fight in the target parking lot
- 13:57Speaker 2: doesnt East Liberty does sound good. But there's a follow
- 14:01Speaker 2: up though, right because all I envision here is a
- 14:04Speaker 2: group of like twenty teenagers like school got out and everything.
- 14:06Speaker 2: They're hanging out target parking lot and they're just beating
- 14:09Speaker 2: each other with sticks. Right, yeah.
- 14:11Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 14:13Speaker 2: One officer said that he stopped the uh dozens of
- 14:17Speaker 2: kids already and they're harmlessly just playing.
- 14:23Speaker 1: Star Wars. Where was my invite room for one more? Listen?
- 14:30Speaker 1: You're a real tall guy, you know. Mike pulls up
- 14:33Speaker 1: in the park, jumps.
- 14:33Speaker 2: Out of his cart, me and a group of kids
- 14:36Speaker 2: playing Star Wars like favor. Oh come on, man, that's
- 14:39Speaker 2: what's happening in and around our city.
- 14:47Speaker 1: That is right. Where is my husband?
- 14:49Speaker 2: It is mikey Abob The ninety six to one Kiss
- 14:51Speaker 2: Morning Freak Show talkback messages brought to us by the
- 14:54Speaker 2: Pavement group Let's get to this one real quick.
- 14:55Speaker 9: Hey boys, James from Moon, Hey, haven't left a message
- 14:58Speaker 9: in a while, so just wanted to get in there
- 15:00Speaker 9: and say, hey, great getting to see you guys at
- 15:03Speaker 9: Stuff of Us and Bob, great getting to introduce you
- 15:06Speaker 9: to a Jersey wife who still has not even get
- 15:09Speaker 9: go to this day.
- 15:10Speaker 1: Okay, but Mike, he I apologize.
- 15:12Speaker 9: I haven't left a message since before the New Year,
- 15:15Speaker 9: so you know I have to do it. Happy birthday, Bob, obviously.
- 15:20Speaker 2: Okay, you know what, Hey, thanks James. He hasn't sent
- 15:23Speaker 2: a message this year, so I'm gonna actually.
- 15:26Speaker 1: Allow you'll allow that. I'm allowing James to ish you
- 15:29Speaker 1: happy birthday. You know your birthday was New Year's. He
- 15:31Speaker 1: hasn't He hasn't sent a message all year.
- 15:33Speaker 2: First, obviously, the the Pirates have something cooking with this
- 15:39Speaker 2: damn traffic cone thing, right, It's it's kind of awesome.
- 15:43Speaker 2: You know. It all started when fanatics posted a shirt
- 15:46Speaker 2: that said raise the cone instead of or hoist the
- 15:49Speaker 2: cone instead of hoist the colors, and the Internet's just
- 15:51Speaker 2: like what yeah, okay, And then Pirates players got a
- 15:55Speaker 2: cone in Cincinnati and have been hoisting it ever since.
- 15:58Speaker 1: And we said This is gonna get to.
- 16:01Speaker 2: The point where they're either going to have to ban
- 16:03Speaker 2: outside traffic cones at Pirates games or they're just gonna
- 16:06Speaker 2: let them all in.
- 16:07Speaker 1: But eventually we're gonna this is gonna lead.
- 16:09Speaker 2: To problems, right, we were joking about like the local
- 16:12Speaker 2: news is gonna end up having to cover people stealing cones.
- 16:16Speaker 2: We're there, We're already even take a week, Katy K
- 16:19Speaker 2: with the story here.
- 16:20Speaker 1: Hoist the cone. It's the new thing.
- 16:22Speaker 5: Pirates fans are embracing to celebrate when good things happen
- 16:24Speaker 5: at Pirates games. But there are some problems, yeah, that
- 16:27Speaker 5: are arising. People are stealing cones from all over to
- 16:30Speaker 5: bring the Pirate Games or maybe just to celebrated home.
- 16:33Speaker 5: Barry Pintar has more on the trend and the consequences.
- 16:36Speaker 2: So that's Ken Rice Katie K, and he tossed it
- 16:39Speaker 2: to Barry Pinter who's got the story.
- 16:41Speaker 13: Kyler and his family who are going to the games,
- 16:44Speaker 13: and I know all about hoisting the cone.
- 16:47Speaker 14: I'm not gonna encourage it, but I honestly would do
- 16:50Speaker 14: if there was a cone.
- 16:51Speaker 2: Letter around Kyler, dude, you don't want to all right,
- 16:54Speaker 2: let's not do that.
- 16:56Speaker 1: Admit to the crime before it happened, Kyler.
- 16:59Speaker 14: I mean, I'd want to take a cone into the
- 17:01Speaker 14: game of hoist the cone whatever. See it, Chris missile,
- 17:04Speaker 14: maybe Griffin today, see.
- 17:05Speaker 2: It, Gris missile. Maybe Griffin today. Oh yeah, he get it.
- 17:12Speaker 1: I know.
- 17:12Speaker 2: But you gotta get your own cone. You can't just
- 17:14Speaker 2: take them like just because they're there. You can't just
- 17:17Speaker 2: you can't tell the news what you're gonna do.
- 17:19Speaker 1: I know.
- 17:19Speaker 2: Again, we thought this would happen like mid season, like
- 17:23Speaker 2: All Star, right, dude or.
- 17:25Speaker 1: Something like that.
- 17:26Speaker 2: Here we are already news reports locally here in Pittsburgh
- 17:29Speaker 2: and Katie k about cones being stolen.
- 17:32Speaker 1: But it is not.
- 17:33Speaker 13: Okay, it's actually illegal to steal a cone.
- 17:36Speaker 1: Illegal to steal cones.
- 17:38Speaker 13: Fine, start at fifty bucks?
- 17:40Speaker 1: Whoa fifty bucks? Really? Bring the hammer Donald the cone thieves?
- 17:44Speaker 13: What's the cost of replacing the cone? Still a lot
- 17:48Speaker 13: of places are now reporting stolen cones. Oh, for example,
- 17:52Speaker 13: Jefferson Hillsborough posted on social media Tuesday.
- 17:56Speaker 2: Okay, this is Jefferson Hillsborough posted this on Facebook.
- 18:00Speaker 13: We know, we know you want to pick this up,
- 18:02Speaker 13: but not all cones are for hoisting.
- 18:05Speaker 2: Okay, nobody actually stole a cone there. They're just joking
- 18:08Speaker 2: about the cone. I want to make that kind I
- 18:11Speaker 2: saw that post and I thought that's funny that they
- 18:13Speaker 2: just hopped on the cone thing. Yeah, but they weren't
- 18:15Speaker 2: like people had stolen all our cones. Right, They're just
- 18:18Speaker 2: basically saying, hey, leave malone, okay, right, and then they're
- 18:22Speaker 2: there for a reason then, you know.
- 18:24Speaker 13: Katy K also received this email from a local company
- 18:28Speaker 13: saying we had twenty five traffic cones taken on opening
- 18:31Speaker 13: day by kids going to the game.
- 18:33Speaker 2: Okay, first of all, hey, listen, I'm throwing the flag
- 18:36Speaker 2: on this.
- 18:37Speaker 1: I'm throwing the flag twenty five and they were all kids.
- 18:40Speaker 1: That stuff that.
- 18:41Speaker 2: Sounds like angry old man stuff. There the kids doing
- 18:44Speaker 2: the conestart. It was the kids, all kids. You was
- 18:47Speaker 2: the drunk adults that we're doing it.
- 18:49Speaker 13: These are very costly and are needed to provide safe
- 18:52Speaker 13: traffic flow to the guests of the pirates.
- 18:54Speaker 2: Yeah, this is where we are, Pittsburgh stealing cones.
- 18:58Speaker 1: It's now made the news line.
- 19:00Speaker 13: It is considered theft.
- 19:02Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 19:02Speaker 13: And while you may see you celebration, sure the owner
- 19:05Speaker 13: of that cone sees you stealing something they own.
- 19:09Speaker 1: Oh jees man, here we are. I got serious. Really
- 19:12Speaker 1: it did. Basically, you go to jail for.
- 19:14Speaker 2: Rest in life, or you'll own jail, or you'll pay
- 19:17Speaker 2: a fifty dollars. By the way, I do not want
- 19:19Speaker 2: to go to con jail. I don't for reasons I
- 19:23Speaker 2: can't say on the air. It doesn't sound like a
- 19:25Speaker 2: fun place. Okay, I can't believe it's already happened. Katie
- 19:31Speaker 2: k does a story about people stealing care only took
- 19:35Speaker 2: a couple of days here. By the way, speaking of cones,
- 19:38Speaker 2: one of our favorite listeners, Aunt Kaka, she has a
- 19:42Speaker 2: story she wants to tell us about her traffic cone.
- 19:45Speaker 2: We will get to that coming up around eight twenty five. Yeah,
- 19:49Speaker 2: a Coca cone situation around eight twenty five. It is
- 19:52Speaker 2: the Kiss Morning Free Show. Mike Yim Bob Kiss the
- 19:56Speaker 2: Penguins can clinch a playoff spot with the win Thursday
- 20:01Speaker 2: night in New Jersey. It is Mikey, It is Bob
- 20:03Speaker 2: the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. You
- 20:06Speaker 2: see Stewart Skinner's eye, Yeah nasty. He took a punk
- 20:10Speaker 2: to the eye the other day and that's why he's
- 20:12Speaker 2: been out like the He can't even open his eye.
- 20:16Speaker 1: It's like bruised shut.
- 20:17Speaker 2: He thought there was gonna be a chance of it
- 20:19Speaker 2: just you know, being a black eye, and he'll be
- 20:21Speaker 2: able to play through it. And then all of a
- 20:22Speaker 2: sudden it started closing. Yeah, just gross nasty. So Penguins
- 20:27Speaker 2: called up Sergei Miroshov right to uh, there be a
- 20:31Speaker 2: backup here.
- 20:32Speaker 1: Also, hold on, let.
- 20:33Speaker 2: Me get the milk the Steelers content music out here,
- 20:35Speaker 2: because we're about.
- 20:36Speaker 1: To milk buddy, milk milk. Yeah, you better get ready, man,
- 20:40Speaker 1: because you know, you know, it's all starting.
- 20:43Speaker 2: Belt belt milt belt melt the Steelers content belt.
- 20:48Speaker 1: Belt belt built the Steelers content.
- 20:51Speaker 2: Steelers off season workout program started with many of the
- 20:57Speaker 2: Steelers starters in attendant already locked in. TJ Wilh t
- 21:04Speaker 2: Cam Hayward was there, Mi Jalen Ramsey was there. Joey
- 21:08Speaker 2: Porter Jr. Fat Friarman, DK Metcalf not Aaron Rodgers. Patrick
- 21:15Speaker 2: Queen was there.
- 21:16Speaker 1: Milk milker.
- 21:19Speaker 2: Steelers linebacker Patrick Queen didn't James Harrison tell us on
- 21:24Speaker 2: his podcast if the Steelers released him.
- 21:26Speaker 1: He did drop that in.
- 21:28Speaker 2: Yeah, our buddy weed and need to go over in
- 21:30Speaker 2: the state of Washington not happy about that.
- 21:33Speaker 1: Hey, boys, we need to go from Washington. Man.
- 21:37Speaker 15: I just need to start this off with a disclaimer
- 21:39Speaker 15: real quick. But I love me some James Harrison. That's
- 21:42Speaker 15: my dude. He's the last dude in the Steelers' uniform
- 21:44Speaker 15: to actually hit somebody. Oh my god, I love that dude.
- 21:48Speaker 1: But he's bullish. I just saw Patrick Queen walking up
- 21:51Speaker 1: in the building.
- 21:51Speaker 2: That's right, James Harrison is absolutely full of bleep because
- 21:55Speaker 2: he told everybody Patrick Queen got released that this stealer's
- 22:01Speaker 2: conte move move moke milk, milk the Steelers content, Right,
- 22:06Speaker 2: did James Harrison say on this podcast? And he had
- 22:08Speaker 2: it before the Steelers man police Patrick Queen. He was
- 22:12Speaker 2: trying to get the clip, probably right, I mean he
- 22:14Speaker 2: got the clip, but just then you were wrong that
- 22:18Speaker 2: he was wrong, and when he just still shows up. Also,
- 22:22Speaker 2: let me switch the music here, because we got we
- 22:24Speaker 2: got some draft things to talk about.
- 22:27Speaker 1: Da we got the draft, yeah, d we got the draft.
- 22:36Speaker 2: Yet that we got the draft? Yet that that that
- 22:41Speaker 2: that did you see what happened at the point yesterday.
- 22:46Speaker 1: Getting ready for the NFL Draft.
- 22:49Speaker 2: Not only was the Fountain on, they took the Point
- 22:52Speaker 2: State Park Fountain to maximum height. I saw that like
- 22:58Speaker 2: it shot over a hundred feet highest in years.
- 23:02Speaker 1: Oh, got test it out. We're cranking it.
- 23:05Speaker 2: Oh, gotta test it out, got new parts, gotta show
- 23:09Speaker 2: everybody the powers.
- 23:10Speaker 1: Ready to shine on the world stays.
- 23:12Speaker 2: So they're you know, getting it ready and everything. And
- 23:15Speaker 2: uh yeah, reached roughly one hundred and thirty feet here yesterday. Hey, listens,
- 23:21Speaker 2: guys there, listen, the Draft is coming. The eyes of
- 23:27Speaker 2: the football world will be on Pittsburgh. If we're gonna
- 23:30Speaker 2: make it squirt, we better make it squirt high in
- 23:34Speaker 2: the sky.
- 23:35Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I am proud. Oh yeah,
- 23:38Speaker 1: squirt it high and proud. We got the draft. Debt debt, debt,
- 23:42Speaker 1: de at debt.
- 23:43Speaker 2: Also, uh visit Pittsburgh On Tuesday, unveiled Pittsburgh, which is
- 23:50Speaker 2: a walkable festival like thing going on with the North
- 23:54Speaker 2: Shore and Gold Triangle. It's just gonna be a bunch
- 23:56Speaker 2: of you know, different local businesses, local spot All this
- 24:00Speaker 2: stuff is gonna be so much fun. All this artist music,
- 24:04Speaker 2: all this stuff is just gonna be awesome. You know,
- 24:07Speaker 2: Like there's gonna be so much to do downtown. And
- 24:09Speaker 2: if you're just down there to walk around it. There's
- 24:12Speaker 2: also gonna be a Pittsburg Music Crawl happening Wednesday, right
- 24:17Speaker 2: before the first round of the draft starts in Market Square,
- 24:21Speaker 2: goes to more than a dozen different places like downtown
- 24:25Speaker 2: on the south Side. I think like that Tuesday Wednesday
- 24:29Speaker 2: would be a good exploring day if you want to avoid, yes,
- 24:33Speaker 2: everything and still see what's going on.
- 24:35Speaker 1: I agree.
- 24:36Speaker 2: I think the couple days before the first round of
- 24:39Speaker 2: the draft of Tuesday and Wednesday, or for Pittsburghers if
- 24:42Speaker 2: you want to get out and you know, get things
- 24:44Speaker 2: out without the without the big crowds and everything.
- 24:48Speaker 1: But yeah, get ready.
- 24:49Speaker 2: I mean, there's just a ton of stuff going out
- 24:51Speaker 2: with the nh the NFL Draft, but really the big
- 24:54Speaker 2: thing yesterday that foughten can score.
- 24:56Speaker 1: One hundred and thirty damn feet in the air.
- 25:00Speaker 2: Real cold out there this morning, but it is gonna
- 25:03Speaker 2: warm up with some sun today and high's in the
- 25:06Speaker 2: low sixties. It's Mikey and Bob the ninety six to
- 25:08Speaker 2: one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 25:10Speaker 1: Uh, we will get to Aunt Kaka.
- 25:13Speaker 2: One of our favorite listeners, always fun to have on
- 25:15Speaker 2: the show. Aunt Kaka's Cone Adventures that she has to
- 25:20Speaker 2: tell us about her traffic.
- 25:22Speaker 1: Cone de Cazer raise the Jolly Rubber.
- 25:25Speaker 2: We will get to aunt Kaka's cone adventures around eight
- 25:27Speaker 2: twenty five on the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 25:30Speaker 1: It is Mikey and Bob right now, time to get
- 25:33Speaker 1: to this learn something together.
- 25:36Speaker 2: Right now, It's time to mind that what the hell
- 25:39Speaker 2: is this sting with Mikey and bad. Not only did
- 25:43Speaker 2: Kanye West get himself off of this uh wireless festival
- 25:49Speaker 2: that's happening in the UK, but the UK banned him
- 25:52Speaker 2: from the country.
- 25:54Speaker 1: Not wild uh full band. Yeah, Like, obviously.
- 25:57Speaker 2: Kanye has been through some stuff meant and said and
- 26:01Speaker 2: done some unhinged things over the last couple of years.
- 26:04Speaker 2: But you know, I'm not sure he's really a threat
- 26:07Speaker 2: to the UK. It's just wild point where you need
- 26:10Speaker 2: to ban a person. But it's just wild to think that.
- 26:15Speaker 2: You know, you told me this ten years ago, I'd
- 26:17Speaker 2: be like, that can't be a thing. Kanye West banned
- 26:20Speaker 2: from the UK, uh just because of you know, all
- 26:24Speaker 2: the anti Semitic hate speech that he's done over the
- 26:27Speaker 2: last few years. The statement said, As with every wireless festival,
- 26:31Speaker 2: multiple stakeholdholders were consulted in advance of booking him. No
- 26:36Speaker 2: concerns were highlighted at the time, really, like they asked everybody, Hey.
- 26:39Speaker 1: Is Kanye cool that yeah, yeah, that's good. Everything's been
- 26:43Speaker 1: going fine. Right.
- 26:44Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just dishonest because they had the sponsors backing
- 26:48Speaker 2: out of that festival. It's what it is, yeah, right,
- 26:50Speaker 2: that's what it is. Started with Pepsi and then the
- 26:52Speaker 2: others followed. You know, it's this big festival, it's it's
- 26:55Speaker 2: UK coach out. It is right, it's a it's sort
- 26:58Speaker 2: of a form of of that. So but the statement
- 27:02Speaker 2: said anti Semitism in all its forms is uh, you know,
- 27:06Speaker 2: horrible and real and personal impact these issues had. And
- 27:12Speaker 2: they said, as Kanye said, he acknowledged the words alone
- 27:15Speaker 2: or not enough, and in spite of this, still hopes
- 27:17Speaker 2: to be given the opportunity but begin a conversation with
- 27:20Speaker 2: the Jewish community in the UK. A UK is just
- 27:23Speaker 2: like not we am no conversations. You're not alone in
- 27:26Speaker 2: our country anymore.
- 27:28Speaker 1: H Yeah.
- 27:29Speaker 2: Live Nation is a promoter of the Wireless Festival. Kanye said,
- 27:33Speaker 2: my only goal is to come to London and present
- 27:35Speaker 2: a show of change, bring unity, peace and love through
- 27:38Speaker 2: my music. Yeah, dude, like two months ago you were
- 27:41Speaker 2: selling swastika shirts. No one is buying this. Screw you
- 27:45Speaker 2: like good that you're banned from the UK. Probably gonna
- 27:48Speaker 2: take a while before you can try to unite people, Kanye.
- 27:51Speaker 2: Let's get to Summer House now. Okay, the show on Bravo.
- 27:55Speaker 2: I gotta get into this, man. I tell you that
- 27:58Speaker 2: all the time with a bunch of things. I still
- 28:00Speaker 2: haven't seen Project Hail, Mary and Mario Bros.
- 28:04Speaker 1: Jalaxy at the movies.
- 28:05Speaker 2: I got to get there too. But Summerhouse spin office
- 28:09Speaker 2: coming to Bravo. They're expanding the Summer House.
- 28:12Speaker 1: No, it's it's in the City.
- 28:13Speaker 2: That's when they go from the Summer House right in
- 28:16Speaker 2: the Hampton's. That's when they go back to New York
- 28:19Speaker 2: City to like their real lives and their jobs and
- 28:21Speaker 2: everything like that. So, you know, Amanda and West, there's
- 28:26Speaker 2: been this whole thing with Summerhouse this year, and you know,
- 28:31Speaker 2: it's a mess. It's a mess. But we're going to
- 28:34Speaker 2: be getting the reunion soon too. So May nineteenth will
- 28:37Speaker 2: be the premiere of In the City, the Summer House
- 28:39Speaker 2: spin off. The episode will air is a two hour
- 28:42Speaker 2: crossover event. Oh Man Bravo crossover.
- 28:46Speaker 1: Baby, they know exactly what they're doing. Yep.
- 28:50Speaker 2: It follows the Summer House Season ten finale and then.
- 28:54Speaker 2: Bravo has not announced an official date for the Summerhouse
- 28:57Speaker 2: reunion yet, but Entertainment Weekly said it's gonna film later
- 29:02Speaker 2: this month and be out to air on Bravo by
- 29:05Speaker 2: the end of May. So yeah, they're not waiting around.
- 29:08Speaker 2: No strike while it's hot right now. So if you're
- 29:12Speaker 2: a fan of Summerhouse, just know the in the City
- 29:14Speaker 2: Summerhouse spin off where they're in New York City that's coming,
- 29:18Speaker 2: and then by the end of May, we will have
- 29:20Speaker 2: the much anticipated Summerhouse reunion. Hey you know what, By
- 29:24Speaker 2: the way, salute to our guy, Carl Radkey Man. This
- 29:27Speaker 2: guy in Summerhouse is from Pittsburgh, you know. Uh, not
- 29:31Speaker 2: him personally, but there's a bunch of girls out at
- 29:34Speaker 2: a club one night and uh they sent me a
- 29:37Speaker 2: message because Carl was at the club too. Hey, Mike,
- 29:40Speaker 2: it's your favorite show, Summer House.
- 29:45Speaker 1: That's right, Yeah, that's right, Thank you man. I gotta
- 29:48Speaker 1: have you on the Bridge show some time here. Hey, Carl,
- 29:51Speaker 1: you wanna come on the show now?
- 29:54Speaker 2: Too? Hot around things at summerhouse to come on the show,
- 29:57Speaker 2: and I'm on over Carl.
- 29:58Speaker 1: All right, coming up next town the show we have.
- 30:00Speaker 2: Of a Yinser love story in Ohio. Oh boy, this
- 30:04Speaker 2: is a good one, man. This one's real love, dude.
- 30:08Speaker 2: If you don't believe in real love, these couple of
- 30:10Speaker 2: insurs in Ohio have us convinced. We'll get to that
- 30:13Speaker 2: around seven fifty five. Also, satanic cult on the Pittsburgh
- 30:19Speaker 2: Police scanner. That's a that's the thing that happened yesterday.
- 30:22Speaker 2: We'll get to that around nine ten too. It's Mikey
- 30:24Speaker 2: and Bob nineties onecast.
- 30:27Speaker 1: Mikey and Bob Podcast. I'm above the Talker. Oh why
- 30:32Speaker 1: we Die?
- 30:35Speaker 12: Stream the Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
- 30:39Speaker 12: you get your podcasts.
- 30:42Speaker 2: Hey, before we get to this Jinjer, Ohio love story,
- 30:45Speaker 2: let's get to Rachel here real quick.
- 30:47Speaker 1: On the Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's Mikey and Bob.
- 30:49Speaker 8: Boys, it's Aunt Rachel miss talking to you regularly. But
- 30:53Speaker 8: I did have a suggestion for you know, Mikey and
- 30:56Speaker 8: Bob listeners. If people haven't suggested this already.
- 30:59Speaker 2: Yeah, there's been a lot of people who have been
- 31:01Speaker 2: trying to name the fandom of our show, like, you know,
- 31:04Speaker 2: Taylor Swift as the Swifties. Whatever, what do you call
- 31:07Speaker 2: people who listen to Mikey and Bob?
- 31:08Speaker 8: Why don't we just be called the movies?
- 31:11Speaker 1: Hey?
- 31:11Speaker 10: Anyways, Happy belated birthday, Bob, and happy belated half birthday,
- 31:15Speaker 10: Mikeyunny guys.
- 31:16Speaker 2: All right, aunt, Rachel, you know what, I gotta be honest,
- 31:19Speaker 2: I kind of like that one.
- 31:20Speaker 1: If you listen to our show, you're a movie the movies.
- 31:24Speaker 2: The movie movies ain't bad, right, m ol b Y,
- 31:28Speaker 2: I'm a movie. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.
- 31:33Speaker 2: You're ready for this yinzer love story in Ohio? Man,
- 31:37Speaker 2: and this is romantic as all helly, I know it is.
- 31:40Speaker 2: I know it is, like, hey, the bar has been raised. First,
- 31:44Speaker 2: we got that astronaut up there dedicating a crater on
- 31:48Speaker 2: the moon to his dead wife Carol.
- 31:51Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 31:51Speaker 2: Yeah, And now we got this guy in Ohio. This
- 31:55Speaker 2: was from CBS eleven in uh in Toledo, oh Ohio
- 32:00Speaker 2: has a BUCkies gas station. Now it's a gas station
- 32:04Speaker 2: convenience store. If you've seen maybe you've been to one
- 32:07Speaker 2: of these down south. They are absolute monstrosity. Like they
- 32:12Speaker 2: did this big grand opening. You know, all local news
- 32:15Speaker 2: is there. There's just thousands of people, thousands of cars,
- 32:17Speaker 2: and of course two y in theres. This is an
- 32:21Speaker 2: amazing story and just true love is real.
- 32:24Speaker 1: I knew I liked her for we.
- 32:26Speaker 2: Walked together at one hundred Acres Manor in Pittsburgh for
- 32:30Speaker 2: nine years. All right, I'm just putting a stop to
- 32:32Speaker 2: it right there, because, first of all, dude is in
- 32:34Speaker 2: a one hundred acres Manor hoodie up in the brand.
- 32:37Speaker 2: She's wearing a Kermit the Frog hat. This is awesome.
- 32:42Speaker 2: They drove from Pittsburgh out to the middle of Ohio
- 32:45Speaker 2: just to see Bucky, just to go to BUCkies.
- 32:47Speaker 1: The first time I told him I liked him was
- 32:49Speaker 1: at Sheets after work.
- 32:50Speaker 10: Is that's our hangout.
- 32:51Speaker 2: I know.
- 32:52Speaker 1: We had this whole gas station.
- 32:54Speaker 11: Oh my gosh, and we saw monkeys was coming, so
- 32:56Speaker 11: we drove into the to be at Bucky.
- 32:58Speaker 1: There is a lot going on here. It's a interro
- 33:02Speaker 1: love story, man, it really is. You just hang at sheets,
- 33:04Speaker 1: right thing.
- 33:06Speaker 2: Gas stations are gas stations are the thing.
- 33:10Speaker 1: And she did not know this was happening. You had
- 33:13Speaker 1: an inkling. I was going to propose at some point,
- 33:15Speaker 1: but I had no idea.
- 33:16Speaker 2: When I've been hiding the ring for a few weeks.
- 33:20Speaker 4: Now we found out it was coming here, only four
- 33:23Speaker 4: hours away instead of.
- 33:26Speaker 1: Seven or eight hours Kentucky.
- 33:28Speaker 2: Yeah, oh man, Sir A drove four hours to go
- 33:31Speaker 2: to Ohio BUCkies just so he could propose to her.
- 33:35Speaker 1: They walk on it and he just goes, this is
- 33:37Speaker 1: the moment.
- 33:38Speaker 2: This is it. Gas stations are thing they love. Gas
- 33:42Speaker 2: station man, Let me get down on a knee and
- 33:45Speaker 2: make it forever.
- 33:45Speaker 1: At the opening of BUCkies in Ohio, we.
- 33:49Speaker 2: Knew we had to come, and I knew I had
- 33:51Speaker 2: to propose then, and.
- 33:51Speaker 1: That a true love. It's real love. We still got
- 33:57Speaker 1: some love out here.
- 33:58Speaker 2: Okay, congratuate there's two people who work at the hundred
- 34:02Speaker 2: acres manor true love is reel getting engaged at the
- 34:07Speaker 2: brand new BUCkies that opened over near like Toledo, Ohio.
- 34:16Speaker 2: It is Coachella weekend Friday, Sabrina Carpenter headlining Saturday, Justin
- 34:21Speaker 2: Bieber headlining, and Carol g headlining on Sunday.
- 34:26Speaker 1: You know it's West Carroster.
- 34:27Speaker 2: Do you got to stay up late if you want
- 34:29Speaker 2: to stream it or just wake up the next morning
- 34:31Speaker 2: and see the clip, can see what happened. But man,
- 34:34Speaker 2: I want to stay up for Sabrina on Friday so bad.
- 34:36Speaker 2: I know my body's not gonna let me because I
- 34:38Speaker 2: love sleeping man. But Sabrina's gonna play. She's she's been
- 34:42Speaker 2: working on for like, I think seven months. She said
- 34:45Speaker 2: she's gonna put on a show on Friday out at Coachella.
- 34:48Speaker 1: Our time.
- 34:48Speaker 2: That's gonna be like I know, two am, three am,
- 34:53Speaker 2: watch it the next morning it's Mikey and Bob Kiss
- 34:55Speaker 2: Morning Free Show. Let's get to a couple more of
- 34:56Speaker 2: your talkback message here. We always love when you're part
- 34:59Speaker 2: of the show. Talk Back messages brought to us by
- 35:01Speaker 2: One Team Media.
- 35:02Speaker 1: I'm like, you have this character foot Butler County.
- 35:05Speaker 16: Just catching up on the podcast.
- 35:06Speaker 2: You guys were talking about the NFL drafted performing.
- 35:10Speaker 15: Yeah, my question is why did they get the Clarks
- 35:12Speaker 15: to play?
- 35:13Speaker 1: Oh? Man? What he In's her question right there? Where
- 35:16Speaker 1: the Clarks at.
- 35:17Speaker 8: Around Pittsburgh better than Kane Brown?
- 35:20Speaker 2: Have a good one, guy, I mean okay, thank you,
- 35:24Speaker 2: I mean yeah.
- 35:24Speaker 1: Kane Brown is a huge country artist.
- 35:26Speaker 2: The three performers for Friday's whis Khalifa Brett Michaels, both
- 35:30Speaker 2: with Pittsburgh ties, and then you know you're throwing another
- 35:33Speaker 2: big artist like Kane Brown there though. But I mean
- 35:36Speaker 2: Brett Michaels is bigger than the Clarks, right, yeah, Brett
- 35:39Speaker 2: Michael's bigger.
- 35:40Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.
- 35:42Speaker 2: I mean, I mean just Clarks are kind of Pittsburgh
- 35:44Speaker 2: thing culture wise, Like Brett Michaels had a hell of
- 35:48Speaker 2: a run. Yeah, he is on dating show on VH one,
- 35:51Speaker 2: and my god, after the uh.
- 35:53Speaker 1: The whole you know poison in the eighties. Yeah, Rock
- 35:58Speaker 1: of Love, dude, Rock of Love.
- 36:00Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, what those VH one dating shows were wild,
- 36:04Speaker 2: like the Flavor of Love Rock a Love. Flavor of
- 36:06Speaker 2: Love has the most insane dating reality show moment ever
- 36:11Speaker 2: when that lady pooped on the steps. Yeah, yeah, you
- 36:13Speaker 2: remember that. I'll never forget Oh my god, I'll never
- 36:16Speaker 2: forgett Michael. You mean to tell me, like, hey, listen,
- 36:20Speaker 2: nothing against the Clarks, but the Clarks ain't never had
- 36:23Speaker 2: a reality show on v H one like Rock of Love,
- 36:26Speaker 2: and Brett Michael came, Browne came run out here, put
- 36:33Speaker 2: the Clarks in instead.
- 36:35Speaker 1: Let's get to another talkback message here. What's going on
- 36:38Speaker 1: Mikey and Bob.
- 36:39Speaker 17: It's friends here, Charlotte and I was gutching on of
- 36:41Speaker 17: the podcast and Mike he said, one is the forever
- 36:44Speaker 17: wishing Bob a happy birthday going to end?
- 36:46Speaker 1: And now that do you think about it?
- 36:49Speaker 17: Since we've been wishing Bob a happy birthday, the Steelers
- 36:52Speaker 17: made the playoffs.
- 36:53Speaker 2: I mean that's true because Bob's birthday was January first,
- 36:56Speaker 2: So anything that's happened this year has been under uh
- 37:00Speaker 2: let them cook the Happy Birthday, Bob Unbrell. So Steelers
- 37:02Speaker 2: made the.
- 37:02Speaker 17: Playoffs, Penguins are in the process of making the playoffs,
- 37:05Speaker 17: and the Pirates have actually spent real money.
- 37:07Speaker 1: I think we need to.
- 37:08Speaker 17: Say Happy Birthday, Bob every day until until something changes,
- 37:11Speaker 17: because as of right now it's working.
- 37:13Speaker 1: Sorry, Mikey, Happy Birthday, Bob. Jesus is your birthday might
- 37:17Speaker 1: be pow. I might have pars.
- 37:19Speaker 2: Is your birthday power and the whole It might have
- 37:21Speaker 2: some pos turning.
- 37:23Speaker 1: Things around here. She's never knew you.
- 37:26Speaker 2: All it took was a birthday wish and look what happened.
- 37:29Speaker 2: The birthday wishes are power in Pittsburgh's sports.
- 37:32Speaker 1: Right now, everybody, all right? Coming up next? On the show.
- 37:36Speaker 2: Uh, the Pirates are powered by traffic cones this year,
- 37:39Speaker 2: we know that, right, one of our favorite listeners has
- 37:42Speaker 2: a story about her traffic cone. We will get to
- 37:45Speaker 2: aunt Kaka's traffic cone adventure coming up around eight twenty five.
- 37:49Speaker 2: Here on the Kiss Morning Free Show, It's Mikey and Bob. Hey,
- 37:54Speaker 2: thank you for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. Now,
- 37:57Speaker 2: whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it.
- 38:01Speaker 1: Thank you. Yep.
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- 38:30Speaker 2: Bucos beat the Padres yesterday. Paul Skeens had a no
- 38:34Speaker 2: hitter through five plus innings. They win seven to one,
- 38:38Speaker 2: Pirates going through for a third straight series win. Twelve
- 38:43Speaker 2: thirty five afternoon game. Mitch Keller pitching for the Buckos.
- 38:46Speaker 2: Of course, this city is drunk on traffic cones right now.
- 38:52Speaker 2: You know people are bringing them to the game. Yep,
- 38:54Speaker 2: they got it in the dugout. Hoist the cone.
- 38:57Speaker 1: It's taken off really fast. Raise the jolly rubber.
- 39:02Speaker 2: Let's get to a couple of talkback messages here from
- 39:04Speaker 2: our friend aunt Kka talkback messages brought to us by
- 39:08Speaker 2: One Team Media.
- 39:09Speaker 12: Hi, boys, this.
- 39:12Speaker 10: I wasn't feeling good yesterday.
- 39:14Speaker 8: Boys.
- 39:15Speaker 10: I just I think I'm coming down with something.
- 39:18Speaker 1: Aut on a.
- 39:19Speaker 11: Little drive to make myself feel better. And I saw
- 39:23Speaker 11: a little lonely cone.
- 39:24Speaker 2: All right, So aunt cocka spots a traffic cone in
- 39:27Speaker 2: the middle of.
- 39:27Speaker 11: An old King's parking lot. And I don't know what happened,
- 39:31Speaker 11: but the cone got itself into my car.
- 39:34Speaker 8: But uh, anyway, so the cone is home with me.
- 39:37Speaker 2: Okay, all right, hold on, we got a wipe our hands,
- 39:39Speaker 2: and we do not encourage stealing traffic cone.
- 39:43Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. Listen, this little cone got
- 39:46Speaker 1: in my car though we weren't there with aunt Cock.
- 39:49Speaker 1: We don't know the situation.
- 39:50Speaker 2: Maybe she opened her car door and the traffic cone
- 39:53Speaker 2: said are you going?
- 39:54Speaker 1: Are you going to watch buccos? And she said yeah,
- 39:57Speaker 1: and the cone just jumped in her car. So we
- 39:59Speaker 1: have Aunt Taka. It does seem like she has.
- 40:02Speaker 2: Stolen a traffic cone from a King's parking lot. It
- 40:05Speaker 2: does seem like that's what happened.
- 40:07Speaker 8: Buckle up, boy boy.
- 40:11Speaker 10: She was rescued from a and a bandoned parking lot.
- 40:16Speaker 8: But she is mighty.
- 40:18Speaker 11: This glue, this is stronger than my marriage. My marriage
- 40:23Speaker 11: is wrong.
- 40:24Speaker 1: What is going on here?
- 40:25Speaker 2: The glue, the glue on the traffic cone that like
- 40:27Speaker 2: holds the Is she trying.
- 40:29Speaker 1: To clean the cone up? Is that what's happening? Right again?
- 40:32Speaker 1: This is Aunt Cocka telling us about her cone.
- 40:34Speaker 8: All right. I'm standing this pre girl all right.
- 40:37Speaker 2: So she's standing because she can do like arts and
- 40:39Speaker 2: crafts with the cone.
- 40:40Speaker 10: Intents and purposes. Are gonna call her Betty, all right.
- 40:43Speaker 1: The cone now has a name, Betty.
- 40:45Speaker 11: I have Anna Conda with Jack black On in the background.
- 40:48Speaker 2: Gotta let us know that Ana Conda is also playing
- 40:51Speaker 2: in the background.
- 40:52Speaker 11: Cat's trying to eat a box and like life is good.
- 40:56Speaker 1: Kids trying to eat a box?
- 40:58Speaker 14: All right?
- 40:58Speaker 2: Again, this is Aunt Kaka. I want to also say
- 41:01Speaker 2: that Aunt cock guy has left us a lot of
- 41:02Speaker 2: messages after she's taken a few edibles.
- 41:05Speaker 1: Yeah, so it could be the case here.
- 41:07Speaker 11: Also, my anaconda don't want none unless you've got them.
- 41:13Speaker 16: And happy birthday bank, all right, aunt, Coca has uh.
- 41:19Speaker 1: Rescued a traffic car.
- 41:21Speaker 2: We'll say maybe yeah, yeah, okay, and leaving us messages
- 41:24Speaker 2: about it.
- 41:25Speaker 8: All right, I'm sure ians could tell that.
- 41:28Speaker 11: I just want to make things clear that I am
- 41:31Speaker 11: on an edible right now.
- 41:32Speaker 2: Okay, confirmation. We just wanted to make sure confirmation.
- 41:35Speaker 11: I'm pretty sure that's implied at this point, but just.
- 41:40Speaker 8: To let everybody know, okay, okay.
- 41:42Speaker 11: Also, I'd just like to note, as somebody who has
- 41:45Speaker 11: taken a micro biology.
- 41:47Speaker 2: Course, huh all right, now she's disgusted by the traffic cone.
- 41:51Speaker 10: This is there is so much dirt on this thing.
- 41:54Speaker 2: I mean you got it from a random parking lot,
- 41:57Speaker 2: King's parking lot too.
- 41:59Speaker 1: You know we're not talking about an Eaton park parking lot.
- 42:02Speaker 1: It's Kings parking lot. That's a sad traffic cone.
- 42:08Speaker 10: How do you really what's the best way to wash it?
- 42:11Speaker 10: Like we're just thinking, fabuloso.
- 42:15Speaker 1: She's just high trying to wash a traffic cone.
- 42:21Speaker 8: Coca, can you pleach a cone. Okay, all right, she
- 42:28Speaker 8: can't know you're not.
- 42:29Speaker 11: The orange part is a lot and then the white
- 42:32Speaker 11: part is stamped on in shape. And do you know
- 42:35Speaker 11: what's holding that shape?
- 42:37Speaker 8: The glue?
- 42:38Speaker 1: Oh?
- 42:39Speaker 8: Oh this is so I love it?
- 42:41Speaker 2: Okay, all right? So and then I got one more
- 42:44Speaker 2: message from aunt Cock. Again, if you're just enjoining the show,
- 42:47Speaker 2: aunt Cock on a few edibles, has acquired a traffic cone.
- 42:51Speaker 2: We cannot encourage people to now she's at home doing
- 42:54Speaker 2: arts and crafts with it. I encourage you to take
- 42:56Speaker 2: traffic cone? Is she designing her own traffic cone? I
- 42:59Speaker 2: know know what's happening here. But one more message from
- 43:02Speaker 2: Aunt Kaca.
- 43:03Speaker 8: Okay, a little bit of update. I spilled Google one
- 43:09Speaker 8: all over my floor, decided to take a two.
- 43:13Speaker 16: Hour nap, and then I got about ninety percent of
- 43:17Speaker 16: the glue off painted the base coat.
- 43:19Speaker 8: That's where I caught a quest base coat.
- 43:21Speaker 16: What this is going to be a multi day project,
- 43:24Speaker 16: so I will take you along as I And that's it.
- 43:30Speaker 1: She's gone again. Then she's gone. There's no more. There's
- 43:33Speaker 1: no more of that message. Shall we about to get
- 43:35Speaker 1: coca cones? I don't know what she's doing to a
- 43:38Speaker 1: traffic cone.
- 43:39Speaker 2: But she acquired a traffic cone yesterday, and it does
- 43:42Speaker 2: seem like she's doing some sort of arts and crafts
- 43:44Speaker 2: for it.
- 43:45Speaker 1: Atsy shop waiting to happen.
- 43:46Speaker 2: Hey, listen, people are gonna start designing these tracks to
- 43:50Speaker 2: take over the Bucco games. Ay're gonna need flair. Yeah,
- 43:53Speaker 2: we're going to get past the basic cones and it's
- 43:55Speaker 2: gonna be like acres are gonna be on it. How
- 43:57Speaker 2: can you take this thing up a notch. She's gonna
- 43:59Speaker 2: be like you maybe use like pipe cleaners and have
- 44:03Speaker 2: like fake zan belly fireworks coming out of the cone.
- 44:06Speaker 1: Like it's gonna be a whole thing, bushy mustache on
- 44:09Speaker 1: the cone.
- 44:09Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, a cone stashed dah. That's now we're talking,
- 44:14Speaker 2: all right. We just can't encourage people again. Please do
- 44:18Speaker 2: not steal traffic cones. They're not that expensive if you
- 44:22Speaker 2: just want.
- 44:22Speaker 1: To buy one online.
- 44:24Speaker 2: Pirates play this afternoon around twelve thirty five. Mitch Keller,
- 44:28Speaker 2: pitching for the Buckos.
- 44:32Speaker 1: I cannot believe that we are this.
- 44:37Speaker 2: Just hype about it in April, Like, I can't believe
- 44:42Speaker 2: it's already gotten to this point. Oh, I know, we
- 44:45Speaker 2: are so far from Buctober, but here we are in April.
- 44:50Speaker 2: We just played a few messages from our friend Aunt Kaka, who,
- 44:55Speaker 2: I'll be completely honest, stole a damn traffic cone from
- 44:59Speaker 2: a King's Park yesterday.
- 45:01Speaker 1: It is currently decorating at somehow.
- 45:03Speaker 2: Bucko fever is a thing, and it just got ratcheted
- 45:08Speaker 2: up a notch. Here it's Mikey and Bob the ninety
- 45:10Speaker 2: six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 45:12Speaker 1: Bob, we knew this was coming, but it is official.
- 45:15Speaker 7: Now.
- 45:15Speaker 1: The big breaking Pirates news.
- 45:17Speaker 2: Connor Griffin nine year contract deal runs through the twenty
- 45:22Speaker 2: thirty four season. Oh my god, twenty thirty four. He
- 45:27Speaker 2: is nineteen years old and pretty much we're gonna have
- 45:31Speaker 2: him for a long time.
- 45:33Speaker 1: Here it appears in Pittsburgh. What did he get again?
- 45:35Speaker 2: This is Connor Griffin just signed a massive deal with
- 45:37Speaker 2: Pirates officially official. I guess, nine year contract through the
- 45:41Speaker 2: twenty thirty four season. Man, he'll be a say how
- 45:45Speaker 2: much you get a Pittsburgh Pirate?
- 45:47Speaker 1: How much you get? I did not see the final.
- 45:49Speaker 2: Okay, final numbers aren't out yet, but just I think
- 45:53Speaker 2: the reports where he was going to get anywhere between
- 45:55Speaker 2: like fifteen and twenty million a year, which I mean,
- 45:57Speaker 2: he's got generational wealth nineteen years old. He is the
- 46:02Speaker 2: future of the Pirates, and man, you just sort of
- 46:05Speaker 2: wish they could have locked Paul Skeins into a contract
- 46:08Speaker 2: like this because he keeps pitching like he's been pitching.
- 46:11Speaker 2: He's gonna cost half a billion dollars. This is the
- 46:14Speaker 2: largest contract extension in franchise history. Oh yeah, I can't
- 46:17Speaker 2: imagine anything comes close to what Connor Griffin just got
- 46:20Speaker 2: for the Pirates.
- 46:21Speaker 1: It is historic.
- 46:24Speaker 2: Noah Hiles from the Post Caazette here says one hundred
- 46:27Speaker 2: and forty million guaranteed money.
- 46:30Speaker 1: Jesus a hundred yo with.
- 46:33Speaker 2: This, With the chance of like bonuses and escalators, I'm
- 46:37Speaker 2: sure there's you know, like if you get MVP or
- 46:39Speaker 2: your Rookie of the Year or whatever, Pirates win a
- 46:42Speaker 2: World Series, you probably get paid more.
- 46:44Speaker 18: It can go up to like one fifty one hundred
- 46:46Speaker 18: and forty guaranteed. That's what it says. That's what it says, Hey,
- 46:51Speaker 18: Bob not, he's doing what he needs to do. Like,
- 46:53Speaker 18: that's this is what we needed. We needed him to
- 46:56Speaker 18: spend some damn money.
- 46:58Speaker 2: Griffin's new deal sur passes Brown Reynolds deal of eight years,
- 47:01Speaker 2: one hundred and six million dollars. Wow.
- 47:06Speaker 3: Hey, yeah, that's.
- 47:07Speaker 2: Awesome, by the jersey. This is what we are, This
- 47:10Speaker 2: is what we asked for. Yeah, and it's happening today.
- 47:13Speaker 2: Bob Hey.
- 47:14Speaker 1: We criticize him a lot, especially on our show. Nice job,
- 47:17Speaker 1: Bob Hey. They got me done. Man, you gotta get
- 47:18Speaker 1: this done.
- 47:19Speaker 2: We kind of missed out on schemes doing this, but yeah, hey,
- 47:22Speaker 2: all right, yeah.
- 47:24Speaker 1: I'm bad.
- 47:25Speaker 2: Connor Griffin a record deal, Gonna be a Pirate for hopefully.
- 47:29Speaker 1: A long long time. All right.
- 47:32Speaker 2: We will get to the Pittsburgh Police scanner coming up
- 47:34Speaker 2: around nine ten and has to do with a satanic cult.
- 47:39Speaker 2: And then we got your tickets. Go see TLCN vogue
- 47:41Speaker 2: in Sultan Peppa around nine thirty. It's Mikey and Bob
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- 48:02Speaker 1: A big breaking ins or news this morning.
- 48:04Speaker 2: The Pirates have officially signed their nineteen year old shortstop
- 48:08Speaker 2: phenom Connor Griffin to a nine year deal with one
- 48:12Speaker 2: hundred and forty million all guaranteed. Pirates control them until
- 48:16Speaker 2: the end of twenty thirty four. Longest extension, longest deal,
- 48:21Speaker 2: largest deal in franchise history. It's Mikey and Bob the
- 48:26Speaker 2: ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Always weird
- 48:28Speaker 2: things happening down in the state of Florida. It's time
- 48:31Speaker 2: to get to another Florida story.
- 48:32Speaker 1: There we go.
- 48:34Speaker 2: Contention, all listeners on a freak show, It's time to
- 48:37Speaker 2: double to the sunshine.
- 48:38Speaker 1: Stay long. Yes, it's happened again. It's another Florida the story.
- 48:43Speaker 1: Down to Florida we go.
- 48:45Speaker 2: There was a bill signing that happened this week down
- 48:49Speaker 2: in Florida with Governor Ron DeSantis. He called on state
- 48:54Speaker 2: lawmakers to ban cousins from getting married in Florida. Huh wait,
- 49:02Speaker 2: that's that's not on the books yet.
- 49:04Speaker 1: Still thing in Florida.
- 49:06Speaker 2: He said, Florida doesn't ban cousin marriage. That's a hanging
- 49:13Speaker 2: curveball for us to do. We need to do that.
- 49:17Speaker 2: Other states have done it. I don't know why we wouldn't. Again,
- 49:22Speaker 2: that's the governor of Florida saying, wait a minute, cousins
- 49:25Speaker 2: can get married.
- 49:25Speaker 15: Here.
- 49:26Speaker 2: We might need to step up to the plate then
- 49:28Speaker 2: and ban that right only in Florida. Well, actually, there's
- 49:33Speaker 2: probably other places too, but Florida is one of many
- 49:36Speaker 2: where cousins can still get married. Yeah, current law and
- 49:39Speaker 2: Florida prohibits marriages between siblings, parents, nieces, nephews, and grandparents. However,
- 49:46Speaker 2: that's good. I guess cousins get the green light. Cousins, Hey,
- 49:50Speaker 2: listen tight in Florida.
- 49:55Speaker 1: Cousin love is good love in Florida.
- 49:57Speaker 2: Oh boy? Sixteen state, sixteen states? What you can marry
- 50:02Speaker 2: your cousin in? Sixteen states? Out of here?
- 50:05Speaker 1: Alabama?
- 50:06Speaker 2: All right, okay? Alaska, Baby, California, Wow, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Maryland, Hey, Maryland,
- 50:15Speaker 2: come on now, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York,
- 50:19Speaker 2: Rhode Island, South Carolina, Vermont, Virginia. North Carolina has first
- 50:24Speaker 2: cousin marriages allowed, but not.
- 50:26Speaker 1: Double first cousins. What's the double first cousin? Oh no,
- 50:30Speaker 1: how about just don't don't?
- 50:34Speaker 2: How about just you're flying too close to the sun
- 50:36Speaker 2: there already, let's talk. How about if you refer to
- 50:40Speaker 2: them as your cousin, don't sleep with them?
- 50:43Speaker 1: Or marry them. Okay, should be based on ground rules here.
- 50:47Speaker 2: But again, Florida is one of those magical states where
- 50:50Speaker 2: the governor's like, wait a minute, I like you.
- 50:53Speaker 1: Looked around and just like what we did. We're still
- 50:55Speaker 1: on the board for marrying cousins.
- 50:57Speaker 2: All right, we should probably take take care of that.
- 50:59Speaker 2: You know, Florida making the show once again. We will
- 51:03Speaker 2: get to the Pittsburgh police scanner. Coming up next has
- 51:06Speaker 2: to do with a a satanic cult.
- 51:09Speaker 1: Oh my, look around here, this.
- 51:11Speaker 2: Is like scanner. We will get to that next. It's
- 51:15Speaker 2: Mikey Bob Kiss Morning Free Show. Hey tomorrow, we only
- 51:20Speaker 2: got a couple episodes left in the season. Brand new
- 51:23Speaker 2: episode tomorrow, HBO Max. It's the eight pm hour for
- 51:27Speaker 2: the Shift on the Pit. Brand new episode tomorrow.
- 51:32Speaker 1: And of course, like all other Pittsburgh's.
- 51:34Speaker 2: We point at the screen every time they mention anything Pittsburgh.
- 51:37Speaker 2: And then the next show, so on Friday we go, hey,
- 51:41Speaker 2: do you watch you pitt last night?
- 51:42Speaker 1: Did you see they say green tree? Right? You know,
- 51:45Speaker 1: that's just what we do and we absolutely love it.
- 51:47Speaker 2: It's Mikey and Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
- 51:48Speaker 2: Morning Free Shows.
- 51:50Speaker 1: It's time to get to the Pittsburgh Police scanner.
- 51:52Speaker 2: Here. We just got one, but it's a pretty big one. Okay,
- 51:54Speaker 2: what's going on again? The Pittsburgh Police scanner. It's a
- 51:57Speaker 2: couple of people who listen to like the police rate
- 52:00Speaker 2: is the police scanner and all that, and then they've
- 52:02Speaker 2: made social media accounts. They have their own website to
- 52:04Speaker 2: pghdash scanner dot com. Some of it serious, some of
- 52:08Speaker 2: it is stuff that you're not gonna find on the
- 52:10Speaker 2: local news. You know, they report on what's happening in
- 52:13Speaker 2: and around our city. Polish Hill, Paular said, three people
- 52:17Speaker 2: are walking up the street dumping water. They want police
- 52:19Speaker 2: to check why. Police caught up with them and was
- 52:21Speaker 2: told there's a satanic cult and they're exercising demons. Wow,
- 52:31Speaker 2: did not know we had They were hitting the street
- 52:33Speaker 2: with the holy water. Yeah buckets, Yeah, they got buckets.
- 52:38Speaker 2: Three people walking up the street dumping.
- 52:40Speaker 1: Water out there. What are we doing?
- 52:42Speaker 2: I don't know, but it says the police square guns,
- 52:47Speaker 2: police talk to them, get a whole street. The police
- 52:51Speaker 2: were told there is a satanic cult in Polish Hill there.
- 52:56Speaker 2: They're there to stop it. They are exercising the demons
- 52:59Speaker 2: with their whole man just regular day. Is an officer?
- 53:05Speaker 1: Right? What's going on?
- 53:07Speaker 2: People are dumping water all over the street. What the
- 53:09Speaker 2: hell's going on out here? It's a satanic call. That's
- 53:12Speaker 2: holy water. Okay, that's what's happening in and around our city.
- 53:18Speaker 6: Thing.
- 53:22Speaker 2: That's Kailani folded. It is Mikey, it is Bob the
- 53:25Speaker 2: ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Just a
- 53:27Speaker 2: couple of minutes here, we're gonna have you call in
- 53:28Speaker 2: to try to win some tickets. Go see TLC en
- 53:31Speaker 2: Vogue and Salt and Peppa out at Star Lake towards
- 53:34Speaker 2: the end of August. That is coming up next. Right now, though,
- 53:36Speaker 2: let's get to another talkback message, send them through the
- 53:39Speaker 2: free iHeartRadio app brought to us by one Team Media.
- 53:42Speaker 8: Borning guys, Nick Maryland. Here are we going to get
- 53:45Speaker 8: a black market cone system going?
- 53:47Speaker 1: You know what it might be.
- 53:49Speaker 2: I have not been down to the Strip District in
- 53:52Speaker 2: the last you know, a week or two. I do
- 53:54Speaker 2: not know what the Strip District traffic cone sales are like.
- 53:58Speaker 1: But they got to already have co own shirts down there, right.
- 54:01Speaker 1: I had to bet they got cones laid out on tables.
- 54:04Speaker 2: You know, they're slanging at least the mini cones, right,
- 54:08Speaker 2: the little mini cones. There's plenty of many cones that
- 54:10Speaker 2: could be out there, Like full size cones are gonna
- 54:13Speaker 2: be hard to come by. You're like, you're gonna have
- 54:14Speaker 2: to go online to buy those, I think you know,
- 54:16Speaker 2: or the street or street cones. But we can't encourage
- 54:21Speaker 2: people to steal traffic cones because they're there for public safety. Yes, careful,
- 54:27Speaker 2: Like maybe some of the out outside of Pittsburgh counties
- 54:30Speaker 2: and towns.
- 54:31Speaker 17: Like they got some extra laying out people.
- 54:34Speaker 9: Start taking them, selling them at the strip or selling
- 54:36Speaker 9: them outside the stadium like some scalpers.
- 54:39Speaker 2: Yeah, see all right, this the are we gonna have
- 54:42Speaker 2: somebody outside like the tailgates? Like does the lot does
- 54:45Speaker 2: the peanut water person? Now have traffic cones? Like this
- 54:48Speaker 2: is gonna be a thing, right, Like if this goes
- 54:51Speaker 2: all season and the pirates like like I got tickets,
- 54:54Speaker 2: guys gonna be I got I got cones, I got
- 54:57Speaker 2: cones just wearing a cone on their head. Right, it's
- 55:00Speaker 2: a thing. Get you going there, going here?
- 55:02Speaker 12: Right, Maybe don't steal the cuns, but it could be something.
- 55:06Speaker 2: Yeah, don't steal the cones, but He's absolutely right. City's
- 55:09Speaker 2: drunk off traffic cones right now. It's whole thing. People
- 55:12Speaker 2: are taking them. It's only the start of the season.
- 55:15Speaker 2: Just can only go more sideways. Yeah, Katie K did
- 55:19Speaker 2: a whole story with Barry pintar Wild talking about stealing cones.
- 55:24Speaker 13: Kyler and his family who are going to the games,
- 55:26Speaker 13: And I know all about hoisting the cone.
- 55:29Speaker 14: I'm not gonna encourage it, but I honestly would do.
- 55:32Speaker 14: And if there was a cone laying around.
- 55:34Speaker 1: All right, Kyler just saying I'd take a con.
- 55:36Speaker 14: I mean, I'd want to take a cone into the
- 55:38Speaker 14: game of hoisting the cone.
- 55:39Speaker 1: Whatever. You see a cruise missile maybe Griffin today. But
- 55:42Speaker 1: I love how nobody cares. How like it's illegal to steal.
- 55:45Speaker 2: A tone everything, Like I'd steal a coun Why Bucko
- 55:48Speaker 2: Fever could see a cruiz miss.
- 55:50Speaker 13: But it is not okay, it's actually illegal to steal
- 55:52Speaker 13: a cone. That is find start at fifty bucks.
- 55:55Speaker 2: Yeah, fifty bucks is not going to deter like some
- 55:58Speaker 2: drunk pirates fan down by the stadium who's had five
- 56:02Speaker 2: beers before they even walk into the game and they
- 56:05Speaker 2: see a construction site as a cone on it.
- 56:07Speaker 1: I'm not encouraging this.
- 56:09Speaker 2: I'm just saying it's gonna happen, because it's already happened.
- 56:12Speaker 2: If you get that cone ticket too, Like that's something
- 56:15Speaker 2: you frame. If you get a ticket for stealing a
- 56:19Speaker 2: traffic code, the local news every station will talk to you.
- 56:25Speaker 1: Don't steal cones.
- 56:26Speaker 2: No, I'm thinking about stealing one just to make the news.
- 56:31Speaker 2: Like I want to get caught though I don't actually
- 56:32Speaker 2: want the cone. I want to get caught stealing cone
- 56:35Speaker 2: so I could be on the news. You say, hey, man, listen,
- 56:37Speaker 2: I know we're gonna have a cone short and shit.
- 56:40Speaker 2: So I was just taking a couple of cons, maybe
- 56:43Speaker 2: one to sell one for the Bucco game. It's the
- 56:46Speaker 2: whole thing, man, It's exciting. It's this early in the
- 56:48Speaker 2: baseball season and all we're talking about is traffic. Coach, Yeah, yeah,
- 56:52Speaker 2: and the team teammate bat either. Another win for the
- 56:55Speaker 2: Buckos yesterday seven to one. Mitch Keller pitches this afternoon,
- 57:00Speaker 2: twelve thirty five. The Big Pirates news though, Connor Griffith,
- 57:04Speaker 2: the nineteen year old phenom the shortstop, has signed a
- 57:08Speaker 2: nine year, one hundred and forty million dollars guaranteed deal
- 57:13Speaker 2: club control until the end of twenty thirty four.
- 57:17Speaker 1: Big day for the Pirates. Mikey and Bob. Hi, who's this?
- 57:22Speaker 2: This is Jennifer.
- 57:23Speaker 1: Jennifer, how are you doing today? Everything good? This morning
- 57:26Speaker 1: so far, so good. Oh well, let's make it even better.
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- 57:52Speaker 2: four thirty later this afternoon here on ninety six one kiss, It's.
- 57:56Speaker 1: Mikey and Bob.
- 57:57Speaker 2: Let's get to another talkback message brought to us by
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- 58:00Speaker 3: Good morning, Mikey and Bob. This is done all the
- 58:02Speaker 3: way out in West Virginia. Hey, I was just calling
- 58:04Speaker 3: to see if you guys think on the Artemis two.
- 58:07Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get some space talk, let's get some moon talk.
- 58:10Speaker 3: That with the toilet being done that yeah, they have
- 58:13Speaker 3: broken toilet. They picked a corner to use like they
- 58:16Speaker 3: were in an elevator and also happy birthday, Bob.
- 58:19Speaker 1: Okay, Bob's birthday is New Year's Day. Thank you.
- 58:22Speaker 2: Now, it's been the only real problem I think with
- 58:26Speaker 2: with Artemis two since the launch.
- 58:29Speaker 1: Uh, and it's a bad problem to havel.
- 58:31Speaker 2: I mean, well, there's a lot of things that go
- 58:33Speaker 2: wrong with rocket launch, space shuttle, all this stuff, you know,
- 58:36Speaker 2: the capsule and all the fine around the moon, all
- 58:39Speaker 2: this stuff.
- 58:40Speaker 1: A lot of stuff don't go wrong.
- 58:42Speaker 2: Wasn't the toilet problem, Like the toilet was not heating
- 58:46Speaker 2: up properly to start out with, and then I think
- 58:49Speaker 2: there was a second problem where the toilet was full.
- 58:52Speaker 1: Right, it's been off limits, uh, the ol right, So.
- 58:55Speaker 2: The the Oriyan is the that's the capsule that they're in.
- 59:00Speaker 1: So when you see the video the four astronauts in
- 59:02Speaker 1: the capsule.
- 59:03Speaker 2: That's Orion that they're in the capsule, right, Orion's toilet
- 59:06Speaker 2: has not been working since the launch. Geez, you know what,
- 59:11Speaker 2: it's not bad. We're concerned about other things. And the
- 59:14Speaker 2: whole thing was successful so far.
- 59:17Speaker 1: Broken.
- 59:18Speaker 2: If something's gonna break, well, how don't they just have
- 59:21Speaker 2: a button they can press words you shoots if they
- 59:25Speaker 2: do shoot some stuff outside. I don't think, you know,
- 59:27Speaker 2: but if it does, say though that the the Orion's
- 59:31Speaker 2: toilet has been on and off limits to the crew
- 59:34Speaker 2: ever since the launch, and they are relying on backup
- 59:37Speaker 2: bag in funnel systems for uh, for urinating drainings, clogs
- 59:42Speaker 2: space logs. Gosh, maybe somebody clogged it, dude. Yeah, you know,
- 59:54Speaker 2: somebody in space guts up there. Had you ever see
- 59:59Speaker 2: you see some of the food.
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: They eat up there?
- 1:00:01Speaker 2: Man, Like I believe in astronaut when they tell me
- 1:00:06Speaker 2: it tastes good.
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: But they're like, oh, here's pot roast.
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: And it's in like a bag and they're like, we
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: just gotta add water to it, but it's pretty good.
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: I'm like, hein no way that's good. I imagine their diets.
- 1:00:17Speaker 2: Yeah, for a reason conducive to not make toilet trouble. Yeah,
- 1:00:22Speaker 2: maybe somebody snuck a few snacks before they blast it off.
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: Next thing you know, toilet's broke down there or up there.
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: It'd actually be so hey.
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: They fly home on Friday, Well they're flying home now technically,
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: but you know, Friday is when they splash down the
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: Pacific Ocean. I think it's later at night, like nine
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: o'clock or something at night. So if you want to
- 1:00:44Speaker 2: watch sort of the Artemis two wrap up, that'll be
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: uh Friday night, and then that'll lead to more Artemis
- 1:00:50Speaker 2: missions and eventually we'll land on the moon. The Moon
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: threees next year, right like they had this all planned out.
- 1:00:58Speaker 2: Three next year, and then four is in twenty twenty eight,
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: and hopefully they all go good.
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: But remember, got.
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: To get those toilets working if we want, if we
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: want a perfect mission next time, Gotta get the toilets working,
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: all right. Connor Griffin has signed a brand new record
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: deal with the Pirates. Young guy that we got on
- 1:01:17Speaker 2: the team nineteen years always taking a baseball World by storm.
- 1:01:20Speaker 2: Number one prospect just signed to a long term deal.
- 1:01:23Speaker 2: We'll hear from him and Paul Skeins coming up next
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: down the Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's Mikey and Bob
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: ninety six.
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: To one Kisses. I love that song. That's Ray. Where
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: is my husband?
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: It's Mikey, It's Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: Morning Freak Show. The big news today is Connor Griffin
- 1:01:40Speaker 2: the Pirates sign a nine year, one hundred and forty
- 1:01:43Speaker 2: million dollars all guaranteed deal. He's under club control until
- 1:01:46Speaker 2: twenty thirty four. The end of twenty thirty four. This
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: is the biggest deal in franchise history. It's it's awesome.
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: This is what the Pirates need to do if they
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: actually want to get back to meaningful baseball after the
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: All Star break, is.
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: What they should do.
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: Yeah, Paul Skeans had a good outing yesterday. The Pirates
- 1:02:03Speaker 2: won seven to one at home against the Padres. Here
- 1:02:06Speaker 2: was Paul Skeans after the game.
- 1:02:07Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean we're in a good spot a lot
- 1:02:09Speaker 7: of seasons ago, for sure, but first couple of weeks
- 1:02:12Speaker 7: have been pretty.
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: Un fun and a lot of long way Togo.
- 1:02:17Speaker 7: So I'm excited to see, you know what it what
- 1:02:19Speaker 7: it turns into, because I don't even think we're playing
- 1:02:21Speaker 7: our best baseball yet, which is, you know, it's scary
- 1:02:24Speaker 7: to think about.
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: Oh my god, you mean to tell me we haven't
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: even hit peak Bucos yet, not there yet? Yeah, Paul Skins, Yeah,
- 1:02:32Speaker 2: he's saying, and hit the peak yet?
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: Uh Pirates.
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: Connor Griffin, of course, uh, highly paid shortstop. Now. He
- 1:02:40Speaker 2: was talking about what it was like to, you know,
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: be behind and play defense behind Paul Skens for the
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: first time, especially at home.
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: But yeah, that was that was awesome.
- 1:02:49Speaker 6: You know, you got to score run for that man
- 1:02:51Speaker 6: out and that was that was That was an awesome way.
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: Everybody did big job, and golhad to be a part
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, I mean I got a front row.
- 1:03:01Speaker 7: And see him do his thing and just the way
- 1:03:03Speaker 7: he prepared for his stort. So yeah, those hitters, it's
- 1:03:08Speaker 7: almost said they don't have a chance because how dominant
- 1:03:10Speaker 7: he is.
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: I'll be right behind him.
- 1:03:13Speaker 2: I love that nineteen year old Connor Griffin's just like, yeah,
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: kind of seems like hitters don't even have a chance
- 1:03:18Speaker 2: against him. Everybody's you know, the story on the guy
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: is he's so mature, he's married, he doesn't think like
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: a nineteen year still. Yeah, like it's wild you're starting shortstop.
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: Paul Skeins is in front of you, pitching, and you
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: know you're gonna sign your nine year deal officially in
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: the morning. It's like, there's no way you can compart
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: mentalize any of that when you're in ninety Like when
- 1:03:42Speaker 2: I was nineteen years old, I was just trying to
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: get drunk, Like, don't do that kid till you're twenty one.
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: But that was my main focus when I was nineteen
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: years old, Bob, you were with me too. We were
- 1:03:51Speaker 2: just looking to drink. That was it, dude, nineteen years old,
- 1:03:53Speaker 2: that's all we wanted. This guy just got one hundred
- 1:03:55Speaker 2: and forty million dollars. He's married, and he plays professional
- 1:03:58Speaker 2: baseball for Pittsburgh Pirates, and he had a couple of
- 1:04:00Speaker 2: hits last night. Crazy man, Connor Griffin. Long term deal
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: with the Buckos. I'm telling you right now, Connor Griffin, Jersey.
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: Safe to BUYE, Safe to BUYE.
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: He's not going anywhere for quite a while here, all right,
- 1:04:13Speaker 2: wrapping up the show here, Bob. We got Pirates padres
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: twelve thirty five afternoon game today. Penguins aren't on until tomorrow.
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: And what do you want to name the podcast today?
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: Connor Griffin Cock cock hone yep, that works. It all
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: works together.
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