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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - Thank You Jenna Hauka, for all You Did! · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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Major breaking news.
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I hate my job.
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So when that lunch bell ring, yeah,
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you know what to do.
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Hit play, stay strong,
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let the park carry you.
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Clydesdale Cowboy, yeah, we stay on track.
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Midday Kings of the mic, yeah,
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we always come back.
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
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Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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you part of the fam.
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It's lunch time.
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Boom.
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Boom.
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Here we go.
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What's going on, brother?
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Oh, same stuff.
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Different day, as it turns out.
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I'm wearing the T-shirt of my favorite
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athlete.
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You know, I can't.
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Does that say Jamie?
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Hell yeah.
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I ain't mad at Jamie Letterman.
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Big fan.
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Let's go to the Sirloin Stockade.
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I don't even know what that means,
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but anywhere there's sirloin, let's roll.
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At a stockade, let's have some fun.
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A hundred percent.
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All the way in.
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All the way in.
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I would much rather go to a sirloin
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stockade than a golden corral.
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I was just thinking that.
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You know what I miss is the old
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ponderosas.
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I've heard of ponderosas.
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We never had those around here, though.
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Dude, it was like ten cent steaks.
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Dude, it was so bad.
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So riding back and forth to the venue
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every day in Birmingham for semifinals,
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me and Bernard passed by this place.
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It took us two times before we actually
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realized what it said,
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but it was a discount pharmacy.
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And we were discussing the fact that I
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don't really want a discount pharmacy.
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If it comes to my prescriptions,
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like I want,
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I don't want the shit that's been on
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the shelf for ten years.
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And like we suddenly try to just get
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it off of there.
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Like I want the real stuff.
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And I feel like a ten cent stake
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is probably around the same thing.
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Like I don't really want,
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I don't want discount meat.
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I don't want a discount pharmacy.
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I don't want,
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like I am willing to pay full price
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for that kind of stuff.
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Maybe that's just me.
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I don't know.
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Um,
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my Clydesdale media t-shirt gave me extra
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workout superpowers.
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It's, it's what it does.
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I don't like to advertise that because
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like,
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I just want my close friends to get
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the superpower.
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It is a side effect.
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You're welcome.
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But it is.
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I don't want to sound like a discount
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drug commercial that you may get some
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itching and rashing between your genitals
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and anus.
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It seems to be on the TV all
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the time now.
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I know you were looking for ibuprofen,
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but this is bibuprofen.
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It's slightly different,
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but it's real close to the same thing.
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No, I don't want that.
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How about a pocket jerky joint?
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Well,
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we hit that joint right before this show.
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Right before the show as I got popped
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in with pocket jerky.
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It's perfectly fine.
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I was actually calling it pocket protein,
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which actually sounds a whole lot worse
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than jerky in my opinion.
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It identifies as ibuprofen.
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Oh, look at Birch.
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Yeah, there you go.
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Just as I haven't worn my shirt yet
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because I'm not sure the ladies at the
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gym could handle it.
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Dude,
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that shirt has so many cool side effects,
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but you got to be prepared.
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You need to be, yeah.
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You can't just randomly throw it on.
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Yeah, it's like,
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do you ever see the movie Batman?
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He keeps his suit in a case,
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like a full glassed-in locker,
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because it has superpowers.
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It makes him strong.
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It makes him smart.
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It's a display case that only he and
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Alfred can see, which is kind of creepy,
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if I'm being completely honest.
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But I mean,
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it is Batman we're talking about.
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And that's why you have to be careful
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with the Clydesdale Media shirt.
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But if you want one,
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we got them for sale.
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As it turns out, thirty,
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thirty two dollars.
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That includes shipping in the U.S.
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If you're outside the U.S.,
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We'll figure something out.
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Let's talk.
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Let's talk if we're outside the US.
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In addition to that, there it is.
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There it is right there.
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It's soft and comfortable.
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I'm getting so many comments about how
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soft it is.
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A hundred percent.
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Jay Birch, we have everything left.
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All the things.
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All the things, Jay Birch.
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We got all of them.
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so birch said he's doing a lifting
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competition he's going to need that to
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represent i mean i'd like to know what
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kind of like we're doing like a power
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lifting thing birch what kind of what kind
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of comp you got going on there brother
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well let me let me finish that you
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got to give me your name your address
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and your size in the comments of the
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venmo or cash app you see the qr
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codes there right below it is the username
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and if they ask you for my last
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four digits of my phone number six eight
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four nine six eight four nine so with
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that now lifting comp power olympic
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sandbag oh that would be amazing i would
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go watch that
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like it's gonna happen just it's gonna be
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the the lifting event from the games in
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twenty what was that twenty one twenty two
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when did boss do them power lifting power
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lifting all right birch i was a power
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lifter for like ten months oh man
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So I hear all these,
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especially even just around us, oh,
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I did powerlifting in high school,
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or yeah,
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we had soccer at high school and whatnot.
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At Assumption High, we had football,
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basketball, baseball, cross country.
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It was actually a golf team,
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believe it or not,
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which there was only like three people on
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it.
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um that's it there's no power lifting
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there was no yeah basic if you could
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find it on uh espn we probably did
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it at our stuff um amanda says her
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shirt definitely helped her get through
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some dumbbell thrusters this week see i
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didn't even add that in because this
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collides dale does not like thrusters of
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any form kind anything
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anything that like helps you with that is
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is a plus so but i was not
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thinking thruster help when i ordered and
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created the shirt glad it glad it had
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some rollover uh max bench squat dead with
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an amrap of each in between okay that's
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like a tie like a tiebreaker
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I don't know.
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That sounds kind of crazy.
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I like it though.
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Yeah.
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Every powerlifting meet I ever did was
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just bench, squat, deadlift.
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Yeah.
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Brody did powerlifting his sophomore to
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freshman year in high school.
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It was fun to watch.
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So those kids were absolutely monsters.
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It's incredible.
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yeah uh max bench then drop the weight
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to a prescribed weight and one minute of
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amrap of bench oh dude okay that changes
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the game completely because the fatigue
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from the amrap is way worse than the
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one rep max absolutely people don't
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realize how long a minute is until you
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have to do something for the entire minute
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i did a comp
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And they had one of those floater wads
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that everybody had to go do.
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And it was one-minute AMRAP of,
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I want to say, like,
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one-thirty-five bench.
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And you're thinking, that's nothing.
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And then you're getting into, like,
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you're getting into, like, thirty-eight.
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Holy shit.
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Thirty-nine.
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And you're sitting there just trying to
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hold it up like you're supposed to.
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Because if you rack it, you're done.
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That's right.
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You're not.
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You're sitting there with noodle arms.
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I'm going to get back up.
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I'm going to get back up.
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No, you're not.
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You're not.
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I'm sorry.
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If I can last a minute, I'm good.
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They didn't say max thrusters, Joseph.
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They said max bench.
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I mean, same thing.
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Same, same, but different.
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Same, same, but different.
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So I had a really...
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really really weird experience today i am
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so here for it so i told you
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i hate my job i think i don't
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know vicky has he ever mentioned that
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before remind us um i had to do
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a training today for another department on
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how to use our website so hour and
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a half training
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I hate training anymore.
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I used to do it all the time.
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Just hate doing it.
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So I finished the training and they put
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up a poll.
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How good was the training?
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And I'm sitting there thinking, is,
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am I back in grad school?
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Am I getting like graded immediately
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following this training?
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Right.
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So why did I break out into a
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cold sweat?
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So you were just talking to this guy.
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How good of a job did he do
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five seconds ago?
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Hold on.
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And it's right up there on the screen.
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There's a poll.
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I need you to back up a little
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bit.
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Did you say that you had to teach
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people how to use a website today?
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So I help people find work, right?
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That's my department's job, right?
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Right.
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So we have a job website that has
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a lot of tools for employers to be
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able to post jobs,
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how to be able to create templates,
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auto-reject letters,
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different stuff like that.
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So I was showing them how to use
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all those aspects.
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Got you.
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Not that I wanted to rehash the training.
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No, I know.
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But you said you were trying to show
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people how to use a website.
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I'm like, what year are we in?
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Because I'm fairly certain most people
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probably know how to use a website.
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Well,
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you shouldn't make assumptions like that
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either.
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I am open to being wrong.
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Um, so yeah,
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it all finishes and I'm like,
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thank you for having me.
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Any other questions?
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They're like, no.
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And they're like, okay, here's a poll.
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Did you get anything out of this training?
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How good was this training?
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Immediately.
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Are you kidding me?
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I'm sitting right here.
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That's terrible.
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Yeah.
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At a point.
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And then I was like,
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they usually do that later on in the
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corporate world I was in,
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not publicly flog them right in front of
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the presenter.
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Right, right.
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Usually you send out a survey following
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and say, hey,
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did you get anything out of this?
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Blah, blah, blah.
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But they asked like,
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what are the chances of you using what
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you just learned?
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It's basically saying, hey,
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did you find Scott likable at all?
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No.
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Then it was, was the training good?
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did you get anything out of this training?
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And I'm sitting there like,
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you have to be shitting me.
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Guys, I'm still here.
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here oh or mark it um airbnb are
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notorious for this now because not only
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can you rate the airbnb the airbnb can
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rate you as a person and like you
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know how was your what how were you
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as a as a somebody who stayed in
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their house or or whatever and uh the
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car one uh whose name's turo does it
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does it too hey basically saying hey do
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you give me a five-star review i'll give
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you for a five-star review
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Yeah, it's all a joke.
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Should we use this information to fire Mr.
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Schweitzer?
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It kind of felt that way, Ken.
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I'm not going to lie.
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Right.
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Like it took me back to grad school
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and doing my like keynote, not keynote,
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capstone presentation.
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And then right after getting immediate
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feedback from the professor.
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While everybody's still in class and the
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mic's on.
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Watching me get flogged.
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Sitting there telling you how shitty it
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was.
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I got a four or six out of
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five stars.
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But that son of a bitch that gave
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me a three.
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When I find out who you are...
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Facebook marketplace will have you rate
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the seller before you even picked up the
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item.
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That's DoorDash.
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Hey, how was your meal?
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I haven't even eaten it yet.
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I don't know.
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It hasn't gotten to my house yet.
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Vlogging is not endorsed by the Clydesdale
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podcast.
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For the most part.
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The most part.
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It depends on the flogging,
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if I'm being completely honest.
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Nighttime activities is all about pay.
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That private.
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Whoever initiated that poll didn't sleep
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at all in or have their third Z.
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Amen, Joseph.
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Dude,
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I took mine last night because I knew
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doing this training I wasn't going to
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sleep well.
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And I was out like I was out
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where like this morning I did not want
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to get up.
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That's outstanding.
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I equate this to tipping while the waiter
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is in front of you.
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Let's see how good you were today.
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And then looking at him,
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like staring at him.
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One dollar, two dollar.
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It's kind of like a strip joint, right?
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You're basically tipping right in front of
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the dancer.
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How good are you?
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stop throwing nickels at her in my pocket
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yeah you got change you got any change
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i know they i know they discontinue into
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pinning but this is all i got so
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okay that's the best i mean tipping in
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front of a waiter is the same thing
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right or am i am i off no
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that's that's pretty much same thing i
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mean you you're you're
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You're paying for a service at that point
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or you're tipping for the service that you
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received.
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So, yeah, same thing.
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Nicole's comment.
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Yeah, that's fantastic.
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Make it hail, baby.
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Make it hail.
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Instead of making it rain at the strip
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club, hey, I got a roll of quarters.
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Yeah.
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look and i know we've talked about this
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before i've been to i think three strip
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clubs in my entire life but i would
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i'm the dude i would come in there
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no lie no i'm serious i've been to
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like three i went my buddy shorty's uh
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bachelor party we went right there in
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baton rouge and some came try to talk
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to us while we were sitting down and
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i was just like every avenue she tried
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i just kept shutting her down because i
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had i don't i
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It just doesn't interest me.
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It never has.
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Like the three times that I've been,
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I've been with other people who dragged me
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to it.
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It's terrible.
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Mark Phillips is the dude.
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How about making it rain?
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Not hail.
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My guy.
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Gifting five Clydesdale Media memberships
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because he is the best.
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He's an outstanding human being.
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So if you're in the chat,
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you may be one of the lucky ones
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that gets a membership to the Clydesdale
17:21
Media membership.
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channel uh and there'll probably be some
17:24
member only stuff coming out while i bet
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wfp i'm gonna try to get some content
17:29
while i'm there of course it'll always
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eventually be for the public but if you're
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a member you get a little bit early
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and you want to get it early because
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it's going to be quality content just
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throwing that out there
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Yes, Ms.
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Winter, Ms.
17:45
Trent Olive there.
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It's like at a place where they say,
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the screen is going to ask you a
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question.
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Oh, is it?
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Let me turn this around for you so
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you can sign it.
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Yeah.
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Bless.
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Always triple the denial number is the
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equivalent.
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That's what I heard too, Ken.
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You can try it all you want, dog.
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My history speaks for itself.
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It's never interested me.
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It's all the buildup and no payoff.
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No thanks.
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I'm perfectly fine without that.
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Strip clubs are so uncomfortable.
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Yeah.
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The
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I think by design they're supposed to be
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comfortable, but I mean, whatever.
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Like for you to sit down and just
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stay a while.
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That's what they expect you to do.
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One of the top five weirdest things
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happened to me at a strip club.
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Oh.
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Like honest to God,
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like I have not been to that many
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strip clubs in my life.
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Right.
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I was in one for a twenty first
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birthday.
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And there was a stripper that apparently
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was pregnant.
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Oh.
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And squirted.
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stuff out of her bosom breast milk just
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flying everywhere yep yeah thought that
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was a cool trick to do on stage
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so i think it's rule thirty four um
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if you can imagine it it exists on
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the internet and there's probably made
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some sort of adult entertainment about it
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i'm sure that's a thing i am sure
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Anyway.
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Hey, and look, let me tell you, Ed,
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depending on the service, I also have...
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Joseph, every strip club I've been in,
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that is optional to you.
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A hundred percent.
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Whether you want to reach in and get
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another dollar out for that,
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that's on you.
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Whether you want to reach in and just
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eat some pocket jerky,
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that's on you as well.
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I'd probably go to Pocket Jerky first.
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That's just me.
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Ed's saying,
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I have zero issues tapping no tip.
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It depends on where I'm at and what
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the service is.
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But yeah, no, I don't.
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I've only not tipped a waitress or waiter,
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whatever, server, excuse me.
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maybe twice in my life.
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Cause I've,
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I've done that job and I understand it.
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Um,
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but like there's sometimes where the
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shit's just inexcusable.
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Like if you just,
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if I'm trying to do stuff and you
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disappear for like an hour, sorry, you,
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you weren't here.
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Not doing that.
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You know what?
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I found the magic of tipping it.
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So I was a bartender.
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I was a bouncer.
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I've worked in that industry.
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Yep.
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So it's really hard for me to not
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tip.
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Same.
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But if my server takes care of my
20:44
kid like... ...thirty percent.
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Oh yeah.
20:50
A hundred percent.
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That's like the magic button.
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If you're there with the kid and you
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take care of the kid,
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the parent is going to love you forever.
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Yeah.
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And especially young kids.
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If you take care of my eight year
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old and like make sure she's got the
21:03
stuff that she needs or whenever,
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whenever she was younger, um, even,
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even more so.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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You're going to get,
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you're going to get taken care of.
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Uh, Wayne says,
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if we're both standing up when I,
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when you take my order, no tip.
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That is the weird thing though now, right?
21:20
When you have to go to a buffet
21:22
or you're up at the counter ordering off
21:25
the menu that is above their head,
21:28
there really is no reason to tip at
21:30
that point.
21:31
No.
21:33
If you're going to turn around and do
21:34
this...
21:34
If I'm participating in the service,
21:39
I'm not tipping you.
21:40
Yeah, I'm sorry,
21:41
but if you're just handing me my coffee,
21:45
probably not.
21:47
Probably not.
21:49
Yeah.
21:52
Given the mess my four kids make in
21:54
spite of my best efforts to keep things
21:56
tidy,
21:57
the waitstaff is going to get a good
21:58
tip from me as an apology,
22:00
if nothing else.
22:02
That's fair, right?
22:03
I mean,
22:05
you're feeling some type of way about the
22:06
fact that they're acting like children,
22:08
which is fine.
22:09
They should be, but yeah.
22:11
Yeah.
22:15
If I have to download an app to
22:16
look at the menu, no tip.
22:18
If you watch like Bar Rescue or Gordon
22:22
Ramsay,
22:24
that is the thing they hate the most.
22:26
Absolutely.
22:30
So my big pet peeve is don't bring
22:33
me a packet of salad dressing.
22:37
Fake me out.
22:39
Just squirt it into a solo cup.
22:41
Yeah.
22:42
Take it out of a jug.
22:43
I don't care if your hand make it,
22:44
just fool me.
22:47
You bring me out a bag of Ken's
22:49
dressing.
22:51
So one of my managers,
22:55
when I was waiting tables,
22:57
Twenty-something years ago,
22:59
told me one night, perception is reality,
23:01
especially if you are working the floor,
23:04
if you are bartending,
23:05
if you are waitstaff or whatnot.
23:08
Somebody sees you running around frazzled,
23:11
like they're going to think, okay,
23:12
they're getting bad service because you're
23:13
clearly, you're in the weeds,
23:15
you're running around frazzled.
23:16
Same thing with that kind of shit.
23:18
I don't know you didn't make this dressing
23:20
by hand unless you bring out a plastic
23:23
packet of it and sit it next to
23:25
my salad.
23:26
Yep.
23:28
Lie to me.
23:29
I won't ever know the difference and I'm
23:31
perfectly fine with it.
23:33
But the minute you bring me out a
23:36
packet, I feel like you don't care.
23:38
Yeah, absolutely.
23:42
Jay Burke or Birch asks,
23:44
should I tip a bartender for giving me
23:46
a beer?
23:47
It all depends on how that beer is
23:48
given to you.
23:49
Yep.
23:49
That is the key with tipping.
23:51
It's not about what you receive.
23:53
It's about how you receive it.
23:55
Correct.
23:58
If I order my flat white at the
23:59
coffee shop and somebody actually has to
24:01
turn around and make the foam,
24:02
all that good stuff, boom, yes,
24:04
you are going to get some sort of
24:05
tip.
24:06
But what it is,
24:09
I have absolutely no idea.
24:10
We're going to figure that part out as
24:12
we go because it's also going to depend
24:15
on how you hand it to me.
24:19
If you're handing it to me like this
24:23
because I am not the type of person
24:24
you expect to see in your coffee shop
24:25
that morning, then you can get fucked.
24:31
was tip etiquette on the docket uh
24:33
absolutely not mark no you're getting the
24:36
gist of this show now yep yeah there's
24:40
a lot of things that you can do
24:42
to just i think we all just want
24:45
to be fooled into thinking you give a
24:49
about serving me absolutely that's that's
24:55
The entire, in my opinion,
24:57
if you are good at what you do,
25:00
if you are a good server,
25:03
whether you're having a good day or a
25:04
bad day, nobody's ever going to know.
25:08
Because you're going to get there and
25:09
you're going to treat everybody the same,
25:10
no matter what else is going on.
25:12
You're going to smile through it,
25:13
even if they are complete assholes to you
25:15
the entire time.
25:16
Same thing when I was bartending,
25:17
bartending,
25:18
it's a little bit easier because, um,
25:21
then waiting on people and having to bring
25:22
them food and whatnot,
25:23
because you're just making drinks and,
25:24
and, and slinging beers.
25:25
And you can be a lot more personable
25:26
because they're right there in front of
25:28
you or, and they might walk away for,
25:30
for whatever reason.
25:31
Um,
25:32
when you have to keep going back to
25:32
somebody's table.
25:33
And they have all the questions and all
25:35
the problems.
25:37
That's a whole different thing.
25:40
I really don't have a problem tipping if
25:42
I get good service.
25:44
And it's the carrot that gets me that
25:46
good service because they know the better
25:48
they treat me,
25:49
the better I'm going to tip.
25:51
That is getting fair wages for what they
25:53
do.
25:54
Yeah, absolutely.
25:59
So...
26:03
I think it was Judy that said she
26:07
liked the dressing in the packet because
26:10
it's a proportion and she can see the
26:11
macros.
26:13
I don't want to live that life.
26:16
No.
26:17
Generally speaking, Judy,
26:18
I'm not going to a restaurant.
26:20
Let's say it's called a steakhouse because
26:22
I need to worry about my macros at
26:24
that point.
26:25
That's probably not a thing.
26:26
If I'm worried about my macros,
26:27
I'm going to the protein bar at Golden
26:29
Corral.
26:29
Okay.
26:33
They saddle up to the protein bowl and
26:35
get some of these hot wings.
26:40
Got to get my ninety grams of protein
26:42
in today.
26:43
I didn't eat this morning or lunch,
26:45
so I have my ninety grams of protein
26:47
in right now or one hundred and eighty
26:49
maybe because, you know, that's a thing.
26:54
Judy,
26:55
we don't need that negativity right now.
26:56
No, no, not at all.
27:01
Not at all.
27:02
That's good shit.
27:03
There's actually restaurants that their
27:06
salad dressing makes me want to go there.
27:10
There's an Italian joint in the town north
27:13
of me called Delaware,
27:14
probably really close to Judy.
27:17
And they make a champagne vinaigrette
27:19
salad dressing.
27:21
that i would go just for that dressing
27:25
and a good salad champagne okay champagne
27:31
champagne champagne vinaigrette that's
27:37
Interesting.
27:37
There's a couple places around here that
27:40
when we go,
27:41
I'm looking forward to the salad because
27:43
of their house dressing because it's the
27:44
one that they make.
27:45
There's a place in Thibodeau where I used
27:48
to live that had a hot bacon vinaigrette.
27:54
It was warm when it went on.
27:56
I've had that a lot.
28:00
So good.
28:00
It's like I was on a spinach salad
28:03
with...
28:06
Blue cheese and hot bacon vinaigrette.
28:08
It's fantastic.
28:13
It's funny because when I was a kid,
28:14
I loved creamy dressings like ranch,
28:17
blue cheese.
28:18
Everybody does.
28:19
Can't stand that shit now.
28:22
I'd much rather have a good vinaigrette on
28:24
my salad, like a light,
28:25
crisp vinaigrette than anything creamy.
28:31
I'd rather have blue cheese crumbles with
28:33
a good vinaigrette.
28:35
Yeah, I'll take that too.
28:39
Champagne and buffets are the glue to this
28:44
show.
28:44
At the buffet, baby.
28:47
I was at the breakfast buffet just Sunday.
28:49
So I got to tell you,
28:50
you know I hate reading.
28:52
I found out that Vicky hates math,
28:54
and she asked me, what is Corey's thing?
28:59
I'm like, well, obviously,
29:00
Corey hates English.
29:06
has destroyed the english language we're
29:08
just anti-education on this entire show
29:12
vicky vicky's like math is dumb scott's
29:14
like i'm not reading a book as long
29:16
as i live uh sema sizzles now scott
29:22
is just talking food porn i love me
29:24
a champagne vinaigrette champagne that's
29:29
fantastic
29:32
Are you still in Texas, Seema?
29:36
Do they do champagne vinaigrette in Texas?
29:40
Yeah, they do.
29:42
Yeah, they do.
29:46
One of the many things we did on
29:47
our little road trip over the weekend was
29:49
my wife, Siri,
29:52
how many Mexican restaurants were in
29:55
Houston?
29:58
Just Houston.
30:03
There you go.
30:08
If y'all didn't know,
30:09
Siri's right next to my microphone.
30:15
Oh, gosh.
30:16
Five million people in Houston,
30:18
one hundred and seventy six Mexican
30:19
restaurants.
30:23
Oh, we couldn't have planned that.
30:25
Oh, look, I got more.
30:25
I got more as well.
30:32
Yeah, well,
30:32
it's at a hundred and seventy six verse,
30:34
not seventy six.
30:34
We were set in Syria off all over
30:38
the world.
30:39
I love it.
30:40
Big fan.
30:41
Big fan.
30:44
Miller High Life, the champagne of beer.
30:48
Don't this is going to be one of
30:49
those shows where I'm going to get like
30:50
tickled and I can't stop laughing and
30:52
we're just have to end the show.
30:54
I'm at that.
30:56
Seema says, yeah, they do it in Austin,
30:58
or as I call it, Little California,
31:00
but I live in Colorado Springs now.
31:04
If you want good food,
31:05
Austin is one of the places to go.
31:08
That is like, dude, man,
31:11
some of the best restaurants I've ever
31:13
been to were in Austin.
31:14
Everybody tickles Scott.
31:17
Heidi's been back for one show,
31:20
and she's like,
31:20
let's kill Scott with tickling.
31:22
Let's do that.
31:23
Thanks, Heidi.
31:25
This Christmas,
31:25
get your Tickle Me Clydesdale.
31:30
That would be a bestseller.
31:32
That's a bestseller right there.
31:34
Now available on Amazon.
31:36
Tickle Me Clydesdale.
31:40
Did you see the last bits of yesterday's
31:42
Barbell Spin, Scott?
31:43
I did not.
31:45
No.
31:47
Wednesday is my complete rest day.
31:49
I coach in the morning,
31:49
do nothing in the evening,
31:50
but go hang out with the family.
31:51
I never get to watch them.
31:53
And...
31:54
Normally,
31:55
I watch them as I go to bed
31:56
at night.
31:57
And I had that training this morning,
32:00
so I was not awake for much.
32:02
Yeah, I bet.
32:04
No, I wouldn't.
32:05
I mean,
32:05
I enjoy it when I do get to
32:06
watch it.
32:07
You know, sometimes I'll catch it.
32:09
But I find out that there's something
32:10
interesting that they were talking about
32:11
or something that I want them to want
32:13
to listen to, you know,
32:14
what they had to say about it.
32:15
But I like those guys.
32:17
Yep.
32:18
I watch them every week.
32:19
I just didn't get to it last night.
32:21
Yep.
32:28
J-Y on a CrossFit downer.
32:29
It was interesting.
32:31
I get it, man.
32:34
There's a lot of things right now that
32:35
I'm...
32:36
i'm having trouble with in crossfit and
32:40
how much i even want to talk about
32:42
it anymore and that's why i love this
32:43
show because cory lets me just do whatever
32:46
the oh yeah no god lets me cory
32:49
cory says hey let's get a couple beers
32:54
and jump into this thing basically here's
32:58
the thing is that i'm
33:01
my sparkling personality and my sparkling
33:03
conversation skills i can i don't mind
33:06
talking about whatever like that doesn't
33:09
bother me am i mostly a you know
33:12
husband father crossfit athlete yeah sure
33:15
absolutely but we can talk about whatever
33:17
my interests are wide and varied unlike
33:22
doc's love of math which is non-existent
33:28
looking at you vicky
33:29
So I don't know what they talked about,
33:32
but this is what I'm going to say
33:33
about the CrossFit world right now.
33:35
Um, Jenna, how can I announce yesterday?
33:37
She's stepping down as director at
33:41
CrossFit September the ninth.
33:44
That's her dad.
33:44
That's her last day.
33:46
I reached out to her yesterday.
33:49
Um, she,
33:52
she's an awesome individual point blank
33:55
end of story.
33:57
Um,
33:59
she has been so crucial to this podcast
34:05
and this media company being taken
34:07
seriously at crossfit um and although i
34:11
didn't agree with every single thing she
34:13
did she took a media entity at crossfit
34:18
that was dead correct stale dead done
34:24
buried actually lifted it up to something
34:27
that was respectable
34:30
Yeah.
34:31
The content that they put out while she
34:33
was there went from, from, like you said,
34:37
right before she got there was,
34:38
it was dead.
34:39
It was buried.
34:40
Right.
34:40
There were flowers up.
34:41
People would come and pay their respects
34:43
to dead CrossFit media.
34:44
And then she absolutely resurrected it and
34:48
did a fantastic job.
34:50
I am,
34:54
I don't know why she's going obviously.
34:57
Um, but.
34:59
We're going to be worse off without her.
35:02
So this is the kind of person that
35:04
Jenna is.
35:05
Her response to me was that there are
35:10
good people still there.
35:12
They've worked very hard on a blueprint
35:14
for the future.
35:16
And it's her expectation that things are
35:18
going to get even better.
35:21
I hope so.
35:22
And good on her for having that,
35:24
that mindset, whatever,
35:25
whatever the reasons are.
35:29
It just, it sucks to see something that,
35:31
you know, that she's built, right.
35:35
Work so hard on and whatnot.
35:36
And all of a sudden, you know,
35:37
it's been two and a half years and
35:40
she's, she's out the door come next month.
35:44
So I hope to God,
35:45
whoever is going to be taking her place
35:48
does,
35:49
does right by her and does right by
35:51
CrossFit.
35:54
I really don't want to answer that
35:55
question right now.
35:55
Yeah, I don't think that's a...
36:00
I think this is about Jenna and the
36:03
job she did and not about who's going
36:06
to take her place.
36:08
She worked hard.
36:09
She cared.
36:10
She became a dedicated CrossFitter.
36:15
Can you say that about everybody that's
36:17
taken roles on a CrossFit?
36:19
No.
36:21
Not at all.
36:24
And yeah,
36:26
and with marks Phillips saying right
36:28
there, I'm just glad I'm excited.
36:29
Somebody actually has a plan over there.
36:32
Yeah.
36:33
She said they worked very hard on a
36:34
blueprint for the future.
36:35
Right.
36:37
And it was an it's her belief that
36:39
that blueprint will be carried out by the
36:41
people that are there.
36:43
I certainly hope so.
36:46
so i hope that whatever she does in
36:49
the future uh she enjoys and loves oh
36:54
yeah nothing but absolute respect and best
36:57
wishes for her whatever she whatever she
36:59
does going forward so she's gonna i'm sure
37:01
she's gonna shine wherever she's at good
37:04
on her yeah um i really really respect
37:09
her and like her a lot
37:12
And again,
37:12
while not everything was exactly how I
37:16
would have done it,
37:17
and I've been critical at times,
37:20
her efforts were never lacking.
37:22
Here's the thing,
37:24
and I think people lose this,
37:26
especially in today's day and age where
37:28
it's so...
37:31
accepted or trendy or whatever,
37:33
to just shit all over everything,
37:34
no matter what it is,
37:36
is that it's okay to not agree with
37:39
every single thing that somebody does and
37:41
still appreciate it when they do the
37:43
things that you do agree with.
37:46
That's okay.
37:47
We don't have to agree all the time
37:48
to be respectful and to be friendly to
37:51
each other and whatnot.
37:52
That's perfectly fine.
37:55
And people would lose that a whole lot.
37:57
And that annoys the hell of a living
38:00
crap out of me half the time.
38:01
Like,
38:01
do I enjoy or did I appreciate every
38:04
single thing she did?
38:05
Nope, sure didn't.
38:06
But did she do a damn good job
38:08
overall?
38:08
Absolutely she did.
38:11
And I think that goes for a whole
38:14
lot more stuff than just Jenna.
38:19
good luck to her and her future endeavors.
38:22
And I'm sure she's going to be successful
38:23
wherever she goes.
38:25
So that is awesome.
38:27
I did have one thing for you before
38:29
we leave,
38:29
and I got to get your opinion on
38:31
this.
38:33
So I wake up this morning with a
38:35
notice from ESPN.
38:37
Oh, that, uh,
38:39
Jaden Daniels has sent a cease and desist
38:45
to your beloved, uh,
38:47
Louisiana State University to stop using
38:51
his name, image,
38:52
and likeness because they are letting
38:56
another player wear his number five.
38:58
DJ Pickett, one of our star cornerbacks,
39:02
has number five.
39:06
Out of all the ridiculous things that I've
39:08
heard so far this week,
39:10
that is at the top of the list.
39:14
Is Dayton James a good quarterback?
39:16
Absolutely.
39:17
Did he, yeah, there you go.
39:22
Did he win the Heisman?
39:25
Yep, he absolutely did.
39:28
He hasn't even been gone from LSU long
39:32
enough for his number to be retired.
39:37
He hasn't been.
39:39
There's a certain amount of time that you
39:41
need to be gone before you can even
39:42
do that.
39:44
It's a number.
39:46
Grow up.
39:48
So what I heard on get up this
39:50
morning was that he's upset that Joe
39:55
Burrow's number is retired and not given
39:58
to anybody else,
39:59
but his is not who won a national
40:03
championship and went undefeated.
40:05
I'm trying to remember what that guy's
40:06
name was.
40:06
Was it Joe?
40:08
I think it was Joe.
40:09
Yeah.
40:09
I think it was Joe.
40:11
Yeah.
40:11
The Ohio kid that went down to LSU
40:14
and, uh,
40:16
had one of the greatest seasons in college
40:18
football history the greatest season
40:20
football season it's not even close um i
40:24
i don't i don't understand it here's the
40:26
thing dude while he was here everybody
40:28
loved jayden big fan right he he did
40:33
the best he could with what he had
40:35
yeah exactly
40:37
heidi has heard of joe burrow she has
40:39
never heard of this guy exactly um because
40:43
he had no defense and he had no
40:45
like it wasn't his fault right he did
40:48
the best he could to the extent that
40:49
they gave him the heisman trophy and he
40:52
well deserved it and earned it absolutely
40:54
he did but you didn't bring home the
40:57
natty dog like and it hasn't even again
41:01
Again,
41:02
hasn't been long enough that it's been
41:04
gone,
41:05
that you've been going to even warrant
41:08
talking about retiring your jersey.
41:10
Also,
41:11
college rosters are so ridiculously huge
41:15
that there are duplicate numbers on the
41:17
field.
41:18
Yep.
41:20
So even if your number gets retired,
41:23
somebody's still going to end up wearing
41:24
it.
41:25
One person on defense and one person on
41:27
offense can have the same number.
41:28
Correct.
41:29
There's only so many numbers that you can
41:32
put on a jersey before you start getting
41:34
into triple digits.
41:34
Because rosters are like ninety.
41:37
Yeah.
41:37
Last time I checked,
41:38
unless you wear a three-digit number,
41:41
there's only a hundred choices.
41:44
Because they allow zero.
41:45
Yep.
41:46
And you can go up to ninety-nine.
41:48
I've never seen, except for Chad Powers,
41:52
having a hundred and eleven as your
41:57
number.
41:58
It doesn't happen.
42:00
I saw that this morning as well.
42:02
And it's, again,
42:04
out of all the ridiculous things I've
42:06
seen, and it's only Thursday.
42:07
I think I know the answer to this.
42:11
Is it fair to say that LSU views
42:14
Joe Burrow as an iconic legend?
42:19
Absolutely.
42:20
And Jaden Daniels as a good player?
42:22
Yeah.
42:25
Joe also embraced us down here.
42:30
The walkout that he's got where he's got
42:32
the Burrow on the back of his jersey
42:33
with the EAUX instead of how it's
42:36
regularly spelled for senior night.
42:40
Nobody's ever done anything like that
42:41
before, right?
42:42
And that was his, hey, I love y'all.
42:46
I know y'all love me,
42:47
but I'm going to show y'all how much
42:48
I actually love y'all because they've been
42:50
doing that since he got here, right?
42:51
Because, oh, Burrow,
42:52
I would spell it the E-A-U-X, you know,
42:54
Cajun way or whatever.
43:00
Jaden was great.
43:02
Jaden was beloved while he was here.
43:05
But as soon as you get going and
43:07
you've been going for three years,
43:09
Two years?
43:10
Two, three years?
43:11
Something like that.
43:12
It ain't been real long.
43:14
And you come back and do something like
43:15
this,
43:16
a lot of love that people had for
43:17
you is no longer there.
43:20
I live in the home of Ohio State.
43:24
If you were an Ohio State football player,
43:27
you don't even have to be a star.
43:28
Just coming back and never shitting on
43:31
Ohio State,
43:33
you are beloved for the rest of your
43:36
life.
43:37
The number of professional NFL players
43:41
that were used to be Tigers that you
43:43
can find on the sidelines during a regular
43:47
season SEC game is absurd.
43:50
Because they all want to come back.
43:52
They all want to be in Tiger Stadium
43:53
on a Saturday night.
43:55
And they are allowed to just be down
43:57
there on the sidelines, most of them,
43:59
but like, you know,
44:00
before the game or whatnot.
44:02
But this cease and desist is a sure-fired
44:05
way to always have to buy your own
44:08
beverage and never be welcomed back in
44:11
your college town.
44:13
Or at the very least,
44:14
you're going to show back up and
44:16
everybody's going to be like,
44:16
what are you doing here?
44:18
I'm sorry,
44:19
did we not retire your number fast enough?
44:21
It's still not retired,
44:22
so why are you even here?
44:26
Here's my foot,
44:27
and I'm going to line up this shot
44:28
really, really,
44:29
really good so I can go ahead and
44:31
put a hole in it.
44:35
It's so dumb because, like,
44:37
Maurice Claret,
44:39
who was not an awesome person to Ohio
44:44
State when he was here,
44:46
went to the NFL, was a drunk,
44:49
pooped out quickly, came back,
44:51
said he was sorry, asked for forgiveness,
44:54
and that guy is on the sidelines now.
44:57
He's in commercials.
44:58
He's doing all the stuff.
45:00
Yeah.
45:00
Like...
45:02
If you play your cards right,
45:04
you never have to buy a dinner the
45:05
rest of your life.
45:07
True.
45:08
So, Stan, you're not the only person.
45:10
A lot of people are saying that that's
45:13
his mom doing that and not him
45:16
specifically.
45:18
Whether or not she's the one that's saying
45:19
it because she is his business manager or
45:21
even if she's just putting enough stuff in
45:23
his ear for him to agree with it
45:25
and then go ahead and do that.
45:27
But you signed an NIL deal.
45:32
however many years ago, I don't know.
45:35
Like, if I was LSU, I'd be like,
45:36
okay, so now we're going to double up.
45:38
Like,
45:38
we're going to have your face everywhere.
45:41
Because why wouldn't we at this point?
45:43
Yeah, I'm watching quarterback right now,
45:45
and Jaden Daniels is one of the
45:46
quarterbacks they're following for the
45:47
season.
45:49
And his mom is a ruthless businesswoman.
45:51
She is his agent.
45:53
She's owned, like, fifteen businesses.
45:56
And in the first episode, she says –
45:59
Someone accused her of wanting to get
46:01
Jaden's money, and she goes,
46:03
I don't need his money.
46:04
I got my own money.
46:07
Good for you, lady.
46:10
She's ruthless.
46:12
I just love people that say stuff like
46:13
that.
46:13
I don't need his money.
46:14
I got my own money.
46:15
All right, good.
46:18
You're also his agent,
46:19
which means that you're getting a
46:21
percentage of his money anyway.
46:23
So let's not pretend like you're not
46:24
getting paid just because you're his mom.
46:26
Let's not pretend that as a woman in
46:28
that business, you kind of have to be.
46:32
I'm not mad at her for that.
46:35
I wouldn't be mad at her for that.
46:36
I would, however,
46:38
blame her for stuff like this.
46:40
Because you came down here,
46:42
you transferred in from Arizona State,
46:44
right?
46:46
You played basically one season.
46:48
You got all the flowers.
46:51
You got a Heisman Trophy.
46:53
And now two years later,
46:54
three years later, whatever it is,
46:56
I think it's not his sophomore season in
46:58
the NFL now.
46:59
I think it might be his third year.
47:01
I don't remember.
47:03
All of a sudden,
47:03
you just come out with all of this.
47:05
Come on, dog.
47:06
Like, it ain't that serious.
47:07
It really, really ain't.
47:10
great players do not have to tell people
47:12
that they are great players man much wiser
47:16
than myself told me a long time ago
47:19
don't go to bragging on yourself because
47:20
as soon as you get good enough everybody
47:22
else is going to do it for you
47:23
you ain't got to and that that's that
47:26
that's what this that's what this screams
47:27
of um and i hate that i have
47:30
to clear this up every time there's not
47:33
a single person on the show that's a
47:35
buckeye fan no
47:37
Just because I live in Columbus does not
47:39
make me a Buckeye fan.
47:41
It is just here as a reference because
47:43
I witness it.
47:44
Yep.
47:45
Can't help but see it.
47:47
Right.
47:47
Can't help but see it.
47:48
It's a sixty five thousand student
47:51
university plop dag in the middle of.
47:54
Well, I just went LSU Tallahassee there.
47:56
Plop dag in the middle of Columbus, Ohio.
48:01
Next thing you know,
48:01
you'll be going to the buffet.
48:06
I used to have – I wish I
48:08
still had it somewhere – a meme that
48:12
had – it had to be from one
48:14
of the national championships that Ohio
48:16
lost against one random SEC team.
48:21
But they had the O-H-I-O in the stands,
48:25
and it was spelled wrong.
48:26
Yeah.
48:28
It was like they had the O,
48:28
then the I, then the H,
48:29
then the O. And it said,
48:32
Ohio State padding the SEC's bowl record
48:35
since two thousand and three.
48:36
And I was like, man,
48:37
I wish I still had that.
48:39
Yeah, it would not.
48:41
It would not be appropriate today.
48:44
Because the Big Ten has won three straight
48:46
national championships.
48:48
Yep.
48:48
Never mind the fact that how many SEC
48:50
won before that.
48:50
It's just people don't care about any of
48:53
that.
48:53
Well, it's now the NIL world,
48:55
and the Big Ten graduates make more money.
48:57
And so now they can put more back
48:59
into the football program,
49:01
and they can buy the best talent.
49:05
Yeah.
49:06
Indiana's a perfect example of that
49:08
because Mark Cuban's an Indiana grad.
49:13
Look who won the national championship.
49:15
Absolutely.
49:18
The fact that Texas or Texas A&M doesn't
49:22
have a billion dollar coffer just because
49:24
oil money is still mind-blowing to me.
49:26
It really, really doesn't.
49:29
Well, I mean, A&M...
49:32
A&M is relevant again because of the oil
49:35
money.
49:35
It hasn't been.
49:36
Yeah.
49:37
Right.
49:37
It hasn't been for quite some time,
49:38
I'm sure.
49:40
Yeah.
49:40
But you know where you can hear more
49:41
about this kind of stuff?
49:42
Oh.
49:43
Tuesday night sports show.
49:44
I'll tell you what,
49:46
nobody does segues like we do segues.
49:48
Yay, sports.
49:51
Every Tuesday night.
49:53
Sports.
49:54
At six p.m.
49:55
Eastern time, five p.m.
49:57
Central.
50:00
whatever the other time zones are.
50:05
And we've got Joseph there.
50:08
We've got Garrett Glinton there.
50:10
We've got nice graphic, Corey.
50:15
Just trying to help.
50:20
We've got Jeremy Eat World there in his
50:25
shitty Packers.
50:26
Mr. Jeremy Eat World.
50:31
but uh we have a fun it was
50:32
so much fun this week i i have
50:36
not had that much fun in a long
50:40
time it's good that's a good group dude
50:43
that's a good group i said i wish
50:44
i could have made it but unfortunately i
50:47
gotta well i'll say unfortunately i get to
50:51
train at that point at that time so
50:53
you gotta get back on the saddle
50:59
Did you see Anto Saka from Texas A&M?
51:02
Looks like he has a mortgage and three
51:04
kids.
51:04
No way is he is a college student.
51:06
Dude, somebody said,
51:08
where did they get this convict from?
51:10
He looks like he just got out of
51:12
prison.
51:13
He looks like he's thirty seven and is
51:16
like worried to death about his life.
51:18
Like I said,
51:19
like he's got a mortgage and he's got
51:21
trouble paying it.
51:22
Like he looks he's not he doesn't look
51:24
like he's twenty two and like fresh face
51:26
guy just coming in and coming into
51:28
college.
51:29
Not at all.
51:32
Daniel Arnson asks if it's the NFC North
51:36
sports podcast.
51:37
I don't even think we talked NFC North.
51:40
We talked drunk Tony Romo.
51:43
We talked clotheslines in a WNBA.
51:48
Drunk Tony Romo, a.k.a.
51:49
Tony Romo.
51:51
Yeah.
51:56
Yeah.
51:57
I don't think we even talked about the
52:00
NFC North.
52:02
y'all didn't while i was listening for
52:04
damn sure talk about yeah basic uh classic
52:08
freaking baseball at this point yep we
52:11
talked ozzy smith we talked yeah baseball
52:14
from the hall of fame yeah it was
52:18
it was a fun show man we were
52:19
all over the map kind of like this
52:21
show just wherever the wind took us we
52:24
went absolutely
52:29
Yeah.
52:29
Joseph said, you know,
52:30
it was a Steelers fan,
52:31
but that was about it.
52:32
Yeah.
52:35
Yeah.
52:37
And I mentioned why I wasn't a Steelers
52:39
fan.
52:40
I mean, so to be fair,
52:46
when I was growing up, we watched like,
52:50
yes, we watched the saints,
52:52
but we also watched a shit ton of
52:53
cowboys because that's what was on.
52:58
So like,
53:00
Cowboys were on.
53:00
We watched a whole bunch of Cowboys games.
53:02
I watched a whole lot of Dallas Cowboy
53:04
football when I was a kid.
53:05
It didn't make me a fan necessarily,
53:08
but I was way more aware of the
53:10
fact of Roger Staubach and like all of
53:13
those guys.
53:14
And then when they went on those runs
53:15
in the nineties,
53:16
you couldn't get away from it,
53:17
especially down here because Dallas is six
53:20
and a half hours from here.
53:20
It's not that far.
53:22
So we only got four channels.
53:25
And let's be true.
53:26
When we were kids,
53:26
there was only four channels.
53:28
If you got them all,
53:30
Yeah, so you got... PBS, CBS, NBC,
53:32
and ABC.
53:33
That was it.
53:34
You got what you got.
53:35
You got Mr.
53:35
Rogers and whatever they wanted to show
53:37
you on the other channels.
53:38
Yeah, more or less.
53:41
And back then,
53:42
you got a lot of Steelers and a
53:44
lot of Cowboys.
53:47
Yeah.
53:47
A lot of Raiders.
53:49
I see.
53:49
We didn't even get the Raiders.
53:50
We got the Cowboys.
53:51
We got the Saints.
53:54
How many Atlanta Braves games I've seen on
53:56
TV because of TBS?
53:59
Oh, yeah.
54:00
And Cubs on WGN when we got...
54:02
Cubs on WGN when we got WGN, yeah.
54:05
I didn't even know.
54:05
I was like,
54:06
why is this Chicago Superstation?
54:09
I was like, we're in South Louisiana.
54:11
Yep.
54:16
But I grew up outside of Pittsburgh,
54:18
and I defected from the Steelers,
54:20
and that's why I said why I wasn't,
54:22
not because I...
54:25
And my wife is still a diehard Steeler
54:27
fan,
54:27
so I have to watch every single game.
54:30
Every single one.
54:32
And they were so boring to watch last
54:34
year.
54:35
There's nothing worse than a forty two
54:37
year old quarterback that can only throw
54:39
the ball five yards at a time.
54:44
But Aaron Rodgers, but Aaron Rodgers.
54:47
Listen,
54:48
I didn't want them to lose because a
54:49
happy wife is a happy life,
54:51
but it was boring as hell to watch.
54:55
It's a bold choice for them to be
54:56
like, so Aaron, you still want to play?
54:58
And he's like, yeah,
55:00
you're forty three years old.
55:02
I was praying that he wouldn't come back
55:04
this year.
55:04
I just I wanted something.
55:06
I would rather have a young kid throwing
55:07
interceptions is more exciting than what
55:09
was going on last year.
55:11
Well,
55:11
at least it's something that it's check
55:13
down, check down, check down, check down,
55:15
check down, check down here.
55:17
And that's all it was last year.
55:18
It was so bad.
55:21
Oh, it could have been worse.
55:22
You could have been a jets fan and
55:23
watching, uh,
55:24
pull those hamstring on the first play of
55:25
the game two years ago, three years ago,
55:29
whatever that was.
55:30
Uh, it was like in the seventies,
55:32
every Sunday morning,
55:33
there was an Irish football show on ABC.
55:36
So every kid in Northern Minnesota was
55:38
like Catholic and football.
55:39
We became Irish fans.
55:44
So bad.
55:45
Yeah, I don't have that.
55:46
I refuse to talk about Notre Dame.
55:48
Listen, Joseph.
55:50
The one thing you cannot say about the
55:52
Bears is they were not interesting to
55:54
watch last year.
55:55
Seven fourth quarter comebacks.
55:58
Caleb Williams making throws that no human
56:01
being should be able to make.
56:03
They were fun to watch.
56:06
if you want more of this tuesday night
56:08
six p.m but let's just call it let's
56:11
call it take us out we've hit strippers
56:14
tips uh salad dressings you name it don't
56:19
tip your strippers with salad dressing you
56:22
wouldn't wait to get to the editing room
56:24
to jazz me up i'm already jazzy
56:37
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
56:39
saddle Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in
56:41
the saddle Talking to reps,
56:42
real life strength in the battle From the
56:46
gym to the screen, yeah,
56:47
we cover it all Midday motivation every
56:52
time you press call Lunch with the
56:55
Clydesdale Cowboy,
56:56
bring the heat CrossFit, movies,
56:58
music on repeat Half-hour hustle, yeah,
57:00
we building that brand Grab a plate,
57:02
shoot it,
57:02
now you're part of the fam