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Episode 541: Morris Chestbutt · Not That Serious

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Hello, hello, hello, hello, everybody. This is the Not That
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Serious Podcast.
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: The greatest podcast on this plane of existence.
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: I am Michael.
• 0:33
  Speaker 3: LZ.
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: Kenan Zinabella. Lamont, a.k.a.
• 0:36
  Speaker 3: Dr. Waffle, a.k.a. Beige Blade.
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: It's your boy, Corey. All right.
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: How's everybody doing? How's everybody feeling? How's everybody's week been?
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: What do you think?
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: We good? You good? Yeah, no. No, when you turn around.
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: It was a buzz. I didn't hear you.
• 0:52
  Speaker 2: If I don't say nothing, don't worry about nothing.
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: Listen, all right. Okay. Okay. My bad.
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: Every time I text you, you go, all right, Jamal.
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Don't get denied. Don't get denied. Okay?
• 1:06
  Speaker 3: Shout out to Speaker Spotify and all of them.
• 1:09
  Speaker 2: Shout out, you know, they're home here. You know, it's
• 1:13
  Speaker 2: not like they live in a tent. I swear I'm
• 1:17
  Speaker 2: going to make sure that your first born... I'm going
• 1:20
  Speaker 2: to make sure he's a Celtics fan.
• 1:22
  Speaker 4: He's going to be a Celtic Giants fan that loves Liverpool.
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: Are you going to make my son a racist? No,
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: he likes Liverpool.
• 1:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, then.
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: He's not even that. No, no, no. What is that?
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm fucking sorry. No, he's going to
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: be a baseball fan. There you go. He don't like baseball.
• 1:39
  Speaker 3: Actually, no.
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: He's going to be a fucking New Jersey Devil. He's
• 1:43
  Speaker 2: only going to like hockey.
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: You know what? He's going to be a Cleveland Guardians fan. Nice, cool,
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: not hot. I can rock it. But that equipment is expensive.
• 1:51
  Speaker 3: Who said he'd be playing? He'd just be watching.
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit.
• 1:53
  Speaker 2: Nah, you can keep that shit in your room, brother.
• 1:55
  Speaker 2: Don't bring that shit in the family room. You're like, no, Dad,
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: I need the big TV. Nah, you're going to get
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: a big ass whooping. Put hockey on my shit.
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: Put Jersey... Daddy, I want to talk to you all
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: about Wayne Gritsky.
• 2:09
  Speaker 4: Nah, I ain't going to get into cricket.
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: It's the cricket tournament, Dad. Daddy, you don't know Martin Brodeur?
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: You never heard of Eric Lindros?
• 2:21
  Speaker 3: No.
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: There's a power play in the third period.
• 2:25
  Speaker 3: Power play your ass.
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: I'm going to pound his belt. Yeah, man. How's everybody feeling? Nah,
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: pretty good.
• 2:34
  Speaker 3: Pretty good.
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: Chilling, man. Chilling, you know what I'm saying?
• 2:36
  Speaker 3: So, we're supposed to go to Butcher 360, and I
• 2:40
  Speaker 3: went to Butcher 360 on Saturday.
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were. You were there.
• 2:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was there.
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  Speaker 1: Instead of?
• 2:48
  Speaker 3: Instead of Kenan's pool party.
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: With us.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What time did you go to Butcher 360? 7? 7?
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  Speaker 3: I left.
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: My house at 5.30. What time did your barbecue start?
• 2:58
  Speaker 2: It started at 3.
• 2:59
  Speaker 3: It started at 3.
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: What was you doing before then? Relaxing.
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  Speaker 2: Relaxing where?
• 3:03
  Speaker 3: Preparing at my house. I was golfing in the morning.
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 3:07
  Speaker 3: But while I was golfing, that was like until 1.
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 3:11
  Speaker 3: I went home, took a shower. I was like, I
• 3:14
  Speaker 3: could go over to Kenan's, but I'll only be there
• 3:15
  Speaker 3: for like 20 minutes. I don't feel like it.
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: He was like, I could go to Kenan's, but fuck him.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, I was like, it's going to take me like 20,
• 3:21
  Speaker 3: 30 minutes to get over there.
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: Okay. Yo, you're lazy, Thorson. When you articulate them, it's
• 3:27
  Speaker 1: so bad. Where'd you get that time? It's going to
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  Speaker 1: take me a fraction of the time on this, man.
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  Speaker 1: It was a bunch of y'all. I didn't want to go.
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to go.
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  Speaker 3: But then I was like, by the time I was
• 3:40
  Speaker 3: ready to go, it was almost like 4 o'clock. I
• 3:42
  Speaker 3: was like, where are you going to be? I'm not
• 3:44
  Speaker 3: going to go over there for 20 minutes and have
• 3:46
  Speaker 3: to drive back. And Brandon's like, oh, where are you?
• 3:48
  Speaker 3: I'm coming back.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 3: Can you feed the dogs?
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  Speaker 2: You could have brought her. So she would know exactly
• 3:53
  Speaker 2: where you were at.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, hi. He's got high hopes. I have a pie
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: in the sky. I got there. I got there.
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  Speaker 3: I told her about it.
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  Speaker 1: She said, oh, okay. Usually that's an indicator right there. Oh, okay.
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: That's dope. Damn.
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  Speaker 2: I slaved over a hot stove, hot grills.
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  Speaker 1: Food was good, too.
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  Speaker 4: Hot smoking. I hand pressed those burger patties myself. I
• 4:18
  Speaker 4: got ground beef seasoned. But for niggas not to show,
• 4:22
  Speaker 4: niggas over here going on runs and falling asleep.
• 4:25
  Speaker 1: Who did that? Gary.
• 4:27
  Speaker 2: I don't even know where the Sandoon Coon army was.
• 4:32
  Speaker 1: He said he was at his cousin's house.
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, his cousin lived down the street.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck out of here. He lived in Burlington.
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  Speaker 3: He lived in Burlington.
• 4:39
  Speaker 2: Fuck out of here.
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Keenan.
• 4:42
  Speaker 2: I was like, wow.
• 4:44
  Speaker 3: I was at Butcher 360, and I got to say,
• 4:47
  Speaker 3: it was honestly the worst Butcher 360 experience I've had. Why?
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 3: And it wasn't because of the food. It was because
• 4:54
  Speaker 3: of our waitress. This is the first time I had
• 4:56
  Speaker 3: a waitress. But they don't even do shit.
• 4:57
  Speaker 2: They just give you cold food.
• 4:59
  Speaker 1: What? No, they actually cook the food. I thought you
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: cooked the food out there.
• 5:03
  Speaker 3: Nah, we don't even have to cook the food.
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: But that's, isn't that the normal?
• 5:06
  Speaker 3: It is, but they make sure it's done right.
• 5:09
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 5:09
  Speaker 3: And I was like, okay, I like, that's what part
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  Speaker 3: of it.
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  Speaker 2: They cook, like they do the stuff in front of you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They still got the hot plate.
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  Speaker 3: It's still the same thing, but they come through, cut
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  Speaker 3: the meat. They're like, all right, that's not ready yet.
• 5:19
  Speaker 3: Those are pork ribs.
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: You got to wait until those... You get micromanaged while you.
• 5:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, they don't want you to get sick from
• 5:25
  Speaker 3: the pork ribs.
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, I get it.
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  Speaker 3: And don't get the pork ribs if you go because
• 5:28
  Speaker 3: they take way too long and they are timing you.
• 5:31
  Speaker 3: They have you on a two-hour limit.
• 5:33
  Speaker 1: Like... Oh.
• 5:34
  Speaker 3: Get your ass out of here. But she was in
• 5:37
  Speaker 3: such a bad mood.
• 5:38
  Speaker 1: Like, it was to the point of where.
• 5:40
  Speaker 3: Like, I could see she was trying to not be
• 5:43
  Speaker 3: in a bad mood. I don't know what she had
• 5:46
  Speaker 3: going on in her life. I was like, damn, this
• 5:48
  Speaker 3: is affecting my meat.
• 5:49
  Speaker 1: Both of them. Don't you hate when that happens? All
• 5:53
  Speaker 1: of it. Both of them.
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  Speaker 3: This is, yeah, penetrating the meat. It still doesn't even
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  Speaker 3: taste as good.
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: I'm about to write that down. That might be a
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  Speaker 1: pod title. This is affecting my meat. You can taste it.
• 6:03
  Speaker 2: Arguing with her baby dad.
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  Speaker 1: I can taste the saltiness in this meat.
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  Speaker 2: This is supposed to be her day off, but somebody
• 6:10
  Speaker 2: else called her. You can taste the eviction notice.
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  Speaker 3: She was looking like her cat died. She was looking miserable.
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  Speaker 1: Who knows? I was cooking it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Any of the other times I went there, I
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  Speaker 3: had a.
• 6:30
  Speaker 3: I had like a... Maybe like a Korean man or
• 6:34
  Speaker 3: woman or there's like this.
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: One little bad little Latina that works there. You've been
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: there too many times. You're one to talk. I'm about
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: to say.
• 6:43
  Speaker 4: You're walking into the black.
• 6:46
  Speaker 1: Hall, Michael. I don't know. I don't know. My favorite people.
• 6:52
  Speaker 1: I just want to know this. I just want to say.
• 6:59
  Speaker 3: Mike's not doing any action.
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: It's not me. You want the regular? You want the shame?
• 7:04
  Speaker 2: It's the wagawa.
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: Wagawa? The wagawa.
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  Speaker 3: I sent you the video. I sent you that video, right?
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my favorite people. Oh, you're my daughter-in-law.
• 7:15
  Speaker 1: You want a booster seat? Hey, we got boba for baby.
• 7:23
  Speaker 1: I will participate. You won't get me.
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  Speaker 3: Mike's setting a good example for his son.
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  Speaker 1: Bogle for the baby.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, that's pretty much it. That's a damn shame.
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  Speaker 2: But was the food good despite the awkwardness?
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  Speaker 3: But she took too long with my soy peanut, or
• 7:42
  Speaker 3: what is it? Soybean paste. Took too long for my
• 7:45
  Speaker 3: other stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, that's a very Lamont sentence right there.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't never said that before.
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  Speaker 3: You well when you go there.
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  Speaker 4: Really?
• 7:54
  Speaker 1: I never even had that before. I didn't even know
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  Speaker 1: what it was.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, this tastes good.
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  Speaker 1: What do you put it on? I don't even know
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: where to start. I'm out of my area.
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  Speaker 2: Once we get past toothpaste and tomato paste, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know no other pastes.
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: Garlic paste?
• 8:15
  Speaker 3: You don't know what the hell that is. Once we go,
• 8:19
  Speaker 3: you'll see.
• 8:19
  Speaker 1: I said tomato.
• 8:20
  Speaker 3: You got to break it off. You can either go
• 8:22
  Speaker 3: with the, I like to do like either a lettuce
• 8:24
  Speaker 3: wrap with some rice and meat and some sauce, soybean
• 8:28
  Speaker 3: paste and sauce possibly, or the pickled radishes if you're
• 8:32
  Speaker 3: really getting freaky.
• 8:33
  Speaker 1: You're getting real nasty right there.
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: It's a good crunch. No, you can't even taste the flavor.
• 8:37
  Speaker 3: No? Because the meat's so strong.
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: Well, then that means the pickle weak then.
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: It's just, you know, a light pickle. A little 30-minute pickle.
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: A little tickle-a-pickle. A little tickle-a-pickle.
• 8:51
  Speaker 3: But yeah, that's all I got.
• 8:53
  Speaker 1: Sunday, I went to a backyard hibachi party. So that
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: was like ghetto 360. Yeah, it was a cookout. It
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: was cool, though. So my girl's friend, she invited a
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: hibachi guy from New York. And he brought his stuff.
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: He set up in the backyard. They had it decorated
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: and shit. and he was doing sake in people's mouths
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: throwing shit it was fun.
• 9:13
  Speaker 4: We was planning on doing that with me and my
• 9:15
  Speaker 4: family but we just never got around to.
• 9:17
  Speaker 1: It I recommend it that was a lot of fun
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: the food was amazing bro the chicken he made just
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: salmon that sounds like a fantastic idea it was great
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: if y'all wanna do it we should do.
• 9:29
  Speaker 4: It next time Mike gonna go back he gonna be
• 9:32
  Speaker 4: like so how much to.
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: Like have you in my backyard like.
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: How much for you to stay let's just build something
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: in the back for you.
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: It was like 12 of us, I think. And I
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: think they said it might have been 800 total. Yeah,
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: you split it. Yeah, you split it. But she paid. Obviously,
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: she paid for him to come down there. And then
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: we paid for our, I think it was 50 a person. Like,
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: you pay for what you want. Okay.
• 9:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, wait.
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: So you got paid for him to come down and
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: pay for the food?
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: Well, I think she fronted some of it. And then
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: it was like, all right, well, you pay for what
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: you want. But you get three meats, and you get
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: a lot. So I got shrimp, salmon, and I had
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: some steak. Rob Markman, You didn't get chicken? You didn't
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: get all of it? Rob Markman, I had shrimp, salmon,
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: and steak, and I tried, yeah. I don't know, bro.
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: It was a lot. It was good.
• 10:12
  Speaker 3: Rob Markman, There was a lot going on.
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: There was a lot going on. Rob Markman, A lot
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: of flavors. He's throwing meat in people's mouths and sake.
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: It was crazy. And he was only there for like
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: an hour. Everybody was lit. Great time. I highly recommend,
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: if you're thinking about doing it or had a thought
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: of it, do it. Yeah.
• 10:29
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 10:30
  Speaker 2: I think we all obviously, we had Kenan's barbecue.
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: On Saturday, so it was a good time. Yeah. A
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: lot of kids there. A whole bunch of kids. A
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: lot of babies. That was a daycare.
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: And there was a few babies missing. There was supposed
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: to be like three or four more.
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So it was good. Carter got to see everybody.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: Got to see his cousins.
• 10:50
  Speaker 4: His uncles.
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Good time. Good vibe. Great food. I didn't
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: get none of the slushie. I heard the slushie was
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: really good that you had going on. I had it
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: last time.
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: I refilled that shit like two weeks ago. I know
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: how you get down, so I didn't want a chance.
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: There was kids there. I wouldn't do that with children.
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: I wasn't licking it? No. Oh, okay.
• 11:13
  Speaker 3: Mike thought you were heavy-handed as usual. Corey was looking
• 11:16
  Speaker 3: like he had some and he thought it was liquor
• 11:17
  Speaker 3: in there.
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: I did. Not the placebo. Yeah. It's a goddamn placebo. Damn,
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: what you putting this shit?
• 11:24
  Speaker 3: You gonna drive me home?
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: No. You know what's crazy? Nicolette was asking. She was like,
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: I assume you're hungover due to the load that you
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: had last night. That's crazy. And I was like, I
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: should have been, but I wasn't. Nicolette, please. Because I
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: had a drink before I even got there. And then
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: I had two beers.
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: No, that's a lot. And then she made me a drink.
• 11:47
  Speaker 3: And then the slushie.
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: So I'm thinking like, that's kind of hangover territory. I'm wilding.
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: But I was fine. Yeah, because the slushie wasn't a drink.
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: Because the slushie was juice. Because it wasn't a drink.
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: Because it was just water and ice.
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: Now, if I would have had two of them going, yeah,
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: one of them would have been alcoholic.
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: I only had one of them. Okay. So yeah.
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: With the kids, that wasn't going to chance that. Next
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: thing you know, we got kids running to the volleyball poles.
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: Hilarious.
• 12:10
  Speaker 3: Like, God damn. Kenan's a responsible uncle.
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: Belly up slow and just drunk. Like Goofy in the pool.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: Uncle Kenan throws the best party. It was a good time.
• 12:23
  Speaker 3: I'm a little smitten.
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: I'm a little smitten. I'm a little drizzled. Actually, it
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: was fun though. Yeah, it was cool. Yeah, yeah.
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: Until next year.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: Speaking of next year, I don't really have a good segue.
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: This fake 49ers dude is crazy.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: I don't have a second. I just got to get right.
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: Davon Love. Davon Love. Davon Love. But he was going
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: by different aliases. So he's going by like Davon. At
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: one point he was going by Averill. Averill. Yeah, there
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: was a couple different names. I think Averill might be
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: like his middle name or something.
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: He was moving and shaking.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: He was moving crazy. But it wasn't just him. He
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: had an accomplice who was helping him do this, obviously.
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like a little young Asian dude coming
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: out with like scams, basically.
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: What he would do.
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: Tag team scammer.
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he would basically act like, portray himself to be
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: an NFL player. You know, he would obviously, we get
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: into he had like the quote unquote uniform and merchandise
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: so he would show like fake pictures of him with
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: like fancy cars.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: That's what was pissing me off.
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: Luxury apartments and just fake bank statements and Google searches
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: that show that he's an NFL player. He went the
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: extra mile to do these lies. But even in that
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: extra mile, he made a lot of key mistakes. Like
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: so many key mistakes. And all of those mistakes came
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: from him just speaking when he spoke.
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: Because he's an idiot. Because he is a moron.
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: And before I get into what he actually said, I
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: just would like to make mention. That a lot of
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: his quote unquote victims came out. And I'm noticing a pattern.
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: Oh. I haven't seen a single victim.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: I have.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: What's the word? What's the word?
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: All of them? All snow bunnies.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: Now there was a lot of girls that came out
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: and talked about how he attempted it with them. But
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: all the girls that was like, oh yeah, he lied
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: to me.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: I saw at least three or four of them. All
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: of them.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: All of them of Snow Bunny persuasion.
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: The black ones have enough sense to know not to
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: come out and say you got scared.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: What do you mean you're in the NFL and you
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: want money from me? That's where it should have ended
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: right there.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What do you mean?
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: You need money from me?
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: Why? You literally just showed me a McLaren. You're in
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: a McLaren. You showed me a. $ 30, 000, $ 40, 000 watch. Yeah,
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: he was doing like the investment thing. So like, yeah,
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: if you invest in this, then you'll get this much back.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: So he was just playing people.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: I saw a part where he said he put the
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: money in some sort of fund where it's going to
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: accumulate the same amount of money that you put in
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: over this amount of time, which is 100% interest, which
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: doesn't make any damn sense. But that's how you scam people.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he acted like... He was on the 49ers. It's
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: a couple of them where he acted like he was
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: on the Rams. And the funniest thing about this nigga
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: is that he had, I guess, merched, quote unquote.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Watched a show that he was on the 49ers. Namely,
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: a helmet.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: And this nigga had this helmet wherever the fuck he went.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: There's actually, I don't know if y'all had to see
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: the video where I guess he I guess it's a
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: message to a girl. He starts off the video with
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: the helmet.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: With the helmet. Right in frame like this. That was
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: the one. Because he had an Instagram story. I think
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: I sent it to you. I was like, watch this story.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: He starts the story with the helmet. Like this. And
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: then goes, all right, so what's the thing is. So
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: he starts.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Off with the helmet right here.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: And then goes like, ah, yeah, so you know.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: It's a couple things you need to explain. And the
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: funny thing about these liar niggas is he's arrogant.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: See, niggas don't know how the NFL works.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: They don't know how to think. See, I wasn't activated
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: because I broke this finger right here like this. And
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: all he did was bent his.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Finger a little bit. He literally was like that. To me,
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: it looked like it was broken. He was like, you
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: did this. He was like, this is my hand. It's
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: better now, but I'm still injured. So I'm on injury reserve.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: So I'm not really on the team. I'm on the team,
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: but you just got to really know how getting into
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: the league works. Like, if you don't know how the
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: league works, like, it's, like, a lot. So I was
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: a free agent, and I'm like, nigga.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: Yo. But that's part of the thing. You got to
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: be overly confident to the point where people are like,
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: he can't be lying, or.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: He's insane if he is. But... Like, if you're not
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: really familiar with football, he might sound smart to an idiot.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: But it's like.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: He probably sounds smart to an idiot, but he is just... No,
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: you have to be a severe idiot. Like, all right,
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: if you don't know nothing about football, you know football
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: players generally.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: On average. No.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: An NFL player, active one, they have money.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Why are you asking me, a regular working citizen, for money?
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: And it's not like you in hard times. You are
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: showing me this watch. You need money so bad.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Pull on that watch. You're in a mansion.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: You're driving a luxury car. You have so much money
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: around you. You're sitting in money, wearing money, talking through money,
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: wearing money, talking about you need money from me.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: You see, the way my finances are tied up, you
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: know I can't be moving money too fast.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: And when he would talk to these chicks, in some
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: of the videos, he was doing soft financial checks.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Did y'all see that one? Y'all didn't see that one?
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Do you have that one?
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: I have a couple videos that I would like to Okay.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: So we can listen to it.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: I hope that one's in there. I believe it's in there. Okay.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: But this is my first one that I really enjoy,
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: where I guess one of the scams was not only
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: an NFL player, he was acting like he was a
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: rich millionaire from Switzerland.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Yes, that was his story. That was one of his aliases,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: or a part of his alias. He wasn't born in America.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: He was born in Switzerland, and his family has money.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: He's like, so I happen to go to the NFL,
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: but my family was already well off, but I just
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: play football now. And then he said- It was a
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: lot of.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: That's those motherfuckers from on your own.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Exactly. What?
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: And then he was talking about how, oh, yeah, you know,
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: I was getting a lot... I did a couple of workouts,
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: and I had a lot of teams giving me offers.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: You know, the Raiders called me. The Rams called me. And,
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: you know, I settled on SF.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: I'm like, first of all... SF. Nobody calls it SF.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Number one. And what do you mean... You chose SF.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: You didn't. Nigga, in the NFL, they offer you a contract.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: They choose you. Nigga, they choose you, bitch ass nigga.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: You don't choose. Nigga, this ain't college. You don't choose.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: If we never heard of you, they chose you. If
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: you ain't got a single high level. But these brats
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: don't know that? If you ain't got a single high level.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Niggas were free agent, you choose the team. But also.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: There was one girl that said that. She was like,
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: if you got chosen or if anything, you should have
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: some type of college high like Nothing. You don't have anything?
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: He was like, you don't know how football works. Not
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: everybody has highlights. And I'm telling you that I'm in
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: the league and you don't believe me. You think I'm
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: a liar? Not everyone has highlights.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Not every NFL player. It's niggas that is on a
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: forklift right now with highlights.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Nigga, I got highlights. It's in their bio.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: I have highlights. I'm sitting on his couch. It's a
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: nigga right now that just failed a piss test.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: A court mandated piss test. It has a huddle link
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: in his bio.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: I wasn't about to say that.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: He has it right there. He still has the huddle
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: in the bio. He got the huddle in the bio. Yeah.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: And he's asking his friends for clean piss. Yeah. And
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: that's what the girl was like. She was like, every
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: football player, if they have highlights, they're going to be
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: excited to show people. She's like, my cousins play football.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: I can Google their highlights. You can't show me anything.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: The fact that they even got to talk about highlights.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: When do you ever know a football player to walk
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: around with their helmet?
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: That's like Matt McClung walking around with his own basketball jersey.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: He was just like, see, look, I'm in the league.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Who does that? It's like in Disney movies when the
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: cheerleaders and the athletes are walking around with their uniforms on.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Nobody does that in real life.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Nobody does that shit.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: You're walking around with a big, goofy helmet. Nobody fucking
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: does that. The basketball players don't walk around in their
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: uniforms every day.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: They just walk around with a basketball like, hey, man,
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: what's going on?
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Did you see the nigga? He was doing the workouts.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Looking terrible.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: The worst workouts I've ever seen in my life.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: At the very least, this nigga could have been good
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: at football.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: He was fucking ass. That nigga looked like that was
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: his first time. Doing all these drills.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: The sled pull backwards?
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Hilarious. With the big fake chain. Why? You're a wide receiver.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Why are you doing sled pulls with the ball backpedaled?
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: You're a cornerback route. What part of it? You're in
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: a cornerback workout. Put the helmet on. Who the hell
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: are you? Put the helmet on the beach. Put the
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: helmet on the beach.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: I seen fucking, what's his name?
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: What's his name?
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: What's his name?
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: What's his name?
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: B-Smoke, what's his real name?
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Marshawn Lynch.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Marshawn Lynch on the beach with Timbs on.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: No helmet, jeans, and a bag-ass t-shirt.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: He ain't had no fucking helmet on.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: No, they don't do that. They don't do... The nigga
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: was on the beach with.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: If he was on the beach with Timbs, maybe he
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: was like, all right, he's been trying to get that working.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: But you... What are you doing?
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Your bra is just stupid.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: And this nigga is 33. Yep. You think.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: First of all, you're not in the league because ain't
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: nobody signing a 33-year-old rookie.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Let's start fucking there. Yeah.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: The NFL is not in the business of signing. You're
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: not signing a 33-year-old nigga that's been in the league
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: five years. It's 33-year-olds that's probably been Pro Bowls a
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: few years ago that's looking for work.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: They're not picking you up off the street at 32, 33.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: It's funny because it was like a thing that Odell
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: actually made the roster. And this guy is talking like, oh.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I got all these others, all this
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: stuff going on.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: One of the greatest wide receivers of a generation. They're like, oh, wow,
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: he made it.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: And you. He cried because he didn't think he would. Yeah.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: But you.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: Dajon.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Dajon. Dajon Love. If that's your real name. Yeah. And then,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: of course, the one picture he showed of him actually playing.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: The number was covered up. Like, the guy had a
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: visor on. You couldn't even tell it was him. And
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: it was. He made up a story about that. He
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: saw who it was. He made up a story about that.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, you know, my number, actually, they didn't
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: hold my number because I'm on the practice squad, and
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: they ain't going to hold the number for a practice
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: squad player. So I had to give it to Jake Moody.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: You know Jake Moody's the kicker. And, you know, when
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: I get activated again, I'm going to throw him some bread.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: He say he'll take some bread, and I'll get it.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: So that's cool. But, yeah, I don't know. It's one.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I said one girl asked him what number he was.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: And then when he was saying that, he was telling
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: her how much people would be paying. He was like, yeah,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I'll probably give him like $ 80, 000 for his number. You know,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: nothing crazy. Yeah. Shut up.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: It's one video where he started off, I guess, I'm
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: assuming the context was, I guess she might have been
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: asking him about some money that he was supposed to
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: send to her. And he was so masked for what
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: he was like. He starts the video like this. Oh, man,
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: that's crazy. I don't know why my shit not sending. But, yeah,
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: you know, I just want to talk about communication.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: In our relationship. Like, real smooth got over that shit.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: He sends, like, multiple three-minute videos. Like, he's sending. He's weird, man.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: I just want to give an example of just how
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: this nigga incriminates himself when he speaks and how stupid
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: these people are for believing him. Just listen to this
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: right here.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: I hope it's the one I'm thinking of.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: We have shares in three Gucci stores. Turn it up,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: turn it up. Oh, my God. Play it through.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Play it through.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Play it through.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: You can at least play the first part.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: We have shares in three Gucci stores.
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: We are the shareholder, the majority shareholder of three Gucci
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: stores here in America.
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: One is in Dallas, one is in South Beach, Miami, Florida,
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: and the third is in Manhattan on Saks Fifth Avenue.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: I have to stop it. I have to. I have
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: to stop it. It's where? It's where?
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: It's in Manhattan on Saks Fifth Avenue.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: This stupid ass.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Baboon thinks that Saks Fifth Avenue is a street and
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: not a store on the street.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: The store is Saks Fifth. It's Saks. It's Saks.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Fifth Avenue is the street. Fifth Avenue is the location.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Saks is the store. The location of the store is
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: Saks on Fifth Avenue. This nigga said that Gucci is
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: on Saks Fifth Avenue. And how do you have shares
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: of a store?
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: You don't. You have shares of the company. You tarred.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Shares of three locations of Gucci stores.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: How does that work? Do you have another one? I
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: kind of like this nigga. Hold up, y'all.
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: I swear, your communication bad. And what's crazy is my
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: boy's in town from Michigan. I don't know if you've
• 25:28
  Speaker 6: seen my stories. So I've been entertaining him, and he
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: only fucks with black girls.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: What? What's going on here?
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: And we was in Oakland today, all day. We was
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: in Oakland, went to Alameda, went to Jack London.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Why are you playing it then, Mike? I'm sorry. That
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: was definitely him, though.
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: Then I could have him put it in an expedited
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: account where it'll make you at least that money. That's
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: your friends that you borrow to where you can pay
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: them back. And then y'all have an account set up
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: based off of that equity and momentum.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Set a whole bunch of nothing.
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: That's the only thing I could think of. If it
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: was actually your money, you could just leave it in there.
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: But if you borrow money, you're going to have to
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: pay them back. That's why I say just tell them, yo,
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: you got $ 5, 000 to borrow for four days. Say whatever
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: you have to say. To do it because I guarantee you,
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: in four days, you'll have that money back.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: If not, I'll do it for myself.
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: Because for me, it's all about, if you say you're
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: going to do something, do it. It's not about money,
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: a dollar amount when you rich. It's about keeping your word.
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: And I'm going to be a man of.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: My word no matter what. Just a liar. Do you
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: have the one when he's asking basically the security questions?
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Did y'all hear that one?
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: No.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know why my shit ain't sending it.
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: But what I was saying was, since obviously we're in
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: that stage now where we all just want to be
• 26:55
  Speaker 7: exclusive with each other, we're going to meet up, hang out,
• 26:58
  Speaker 7: spend a couple days.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: With each other.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: We're just going to solve credit checks.
• 27:01
  Speaker 7: I want to talk about more things that have to
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: do with relationship type shit.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Like what?
• 27:08
  Speaker 7: I'm not judging you off of any of the answers
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: that you give me when I ask the questions. I'm
• 27:13
  Speaker 7: just trying to really put it together where I can
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: see where you need help at, that I could teach you,
• 27:20
  Speaker 7: and vice versa, which you could teach me, because I
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: always believed that, you know, you can teach somebody anything.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: So much worse. Bullshit. That's why I want to ask
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: you these sorts of questions.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: I'm not asking these questions to judge.
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: I'm asking these questions to have better understanding about you.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: This is a personal message. That's why I want to know.
• 27:41
  Speaker 7: So my first question is, and before I ask, you
• 27:44
  Speaker 7: could ask me the same thing if you like. If
• 27:46
  Speaker 7: you want to know specifics, you could ask me and
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: I'll be specific. But my first question is this. So
• 27:54
  Speaker 7: how much would you say you make on average per month,
• 27:57
  Speaker 7: like on average?
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: My first question is this.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: It sounds like a Forex exchange.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: I want to ask you about relationships. It took him
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: two minutes just to ask that. How much do you
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: make on average?
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: What in the bird ass question?
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, keep going. It gets worse.
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: My second question is, how much are your bills every
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: month on average? Like cell phone, rent, whatever it is
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: that you pay every.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Month on average.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: That's an expense.
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: My third question is, are you in any debt?
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: Credit card debt, car.
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: Loan, hospital bills, student loans, whatever. Fourth question is, what
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: would you say your credit is?
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Good, bad, fair? Whatever. I'm not judging you off.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: For the answers that you give. I'm just trying to understand.
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: And the last question is, what would you say your
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: savings account is right now that you have access to
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: that you can go out and touch?
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: All right, man. So those are my questions right now.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: And if you want to know my answers, then I'll...
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Just an idiot, bro.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: I thought he was going to say, You know, I
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: really want to know your family. Like, what was your
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: mother's name before she was married to your father?
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: Nope.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: What was the name of your first pet? Yeah, the
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: street you grew up on. What about that? What about.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: What was your favorite color before you changed and became
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: an adult type stuff?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: What's your love language?
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Where'd you go to high school? What was the mascot?
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: How much money can you go out and physically touch
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: at this present moment?
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Would you say your credit is good fair bad or excellent?
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Did y'all see the one where he was talking to
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: the girl asking her for the nudes? Yo, so there's
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: one he's asking though There's so many videos that came
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: out because women are coming out like yo that nigga
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: try to talk to me So he tried to ask
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: this one girl for news and sex videos. of herself.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, so if you got any videos with
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: your ex-boyfriend or anything like that, or news, he was like,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: that's the type of stuff I like to watch. You
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? And I'll send you videos of
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: me too, but I want to see that. If you
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: got any videos. He was 1,000%, like CM said it,
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: he was trying to fucking blackmail these people. For sure.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: He was going to say that in blackmail.
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: Different than last year is seeing videos of somebody who
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: I think is sexy, like have sex.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: So like if you have videos of you and your
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: ex or you and your fuck buddy, I like that
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: type of shit. So if you have videos like that,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: that's what keeps me really happy. Or if you have
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: like sex.
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: Toys and you like to use them in front of me,
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: that shit turns me on.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: But those two things turn me on. You're going to
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: like boy sex for a long time now.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: You're going to prison, my guy. Honestly.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: The lawsuit says about 26 women over the amount of.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: About $ 1. 3 million.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: Once you get that amount, why are you still in
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: this country?
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: What are you doing?
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: Because you think you're not going to get caught?
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: You know what the thing is, man? The way he
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: was talking and the way that he was really going
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: about this, there's obviously something mentally wrong with this nigga
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: because I think he believes his lies. Like, the way
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: he talks and the way he tries to tell these lies,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I think he's trying to... I think he's so deep
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: in it, he's like, I have to believe it or
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: no one else will. But he doesn't realize how fucking
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: stupid he sounds. You don't even sound believable. You sound
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: believable to the people that, unfortunately, you fooled.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: You sound believable enough.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: That's all he gotta be believable to. That's all it took.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: You got to be believable to the people that are
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: going to believe him. That is a goddamn shame.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: I guess one of the girls that got by him,
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: and they pulled up an old purse. She was like, yeah,
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: I used to be messing with these little Bay Area boys.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. NFL player. And some nigga was like, who?
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: And she was like. It don't matter.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: He's one of the best wide receivers in the world, Boogie.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Don't worry about it.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: And it's this nigga. And it's Dajon Love. Dajon Love.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: If I could read an excerpt from, I guess, the
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: court documentation regarding him and one.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Of his victims.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: It says, victim initials 18, I guess, to keep their anonymity.
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Anonymity.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: Anonymity.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, anonymity.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Anonymity.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Banananymy. See, anonymity. A.T.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Met Love in June 2022 and dated Love until April 2023.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: So that nigga had it going for a year.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Love presented himself as a wealthy real estate investor after
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: dating for approximately one month.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Love told A.T.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: That Chan, his partner, could invest her money in a
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: an expedited account that would double A.T. 's money and A.T.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: would receive a $ 600 check every week or two.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: A.T.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Transferred $ 20, 000 to Love's Chase account and gave Love $ 20, 000
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: in cash and sent an associate of Love $ 5, 000 for
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: a grand total of $ 45, 000 towards the expedited account.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: However, A.T.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Never received any of the $ 600 checks Love promised. Love
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: showed AT what he purported to be account statements that
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: showed AT's investments growing. Whenever AT asks about the lack
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: of $ 600 checks, Love created excuses for the delay. He
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: later loaned Love an additional $ 19, 500. Loaned him more money
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: for it.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: $ 19, 500?
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: After you didn't get the bread the first time, you
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: sent him another 20 racks?
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Honestly, where do you find these bimbos, dog? I need
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: one of them. I'd love them. Where do you find them?
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: I'd love them. Where can I find them? Where in
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: the hell is he finding them? Where can I find
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: a dumbass bitch like this? Where do they grow those at?
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Are they in the Bay Area? Is that where we
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: need to go? Do we need to go to San Fran?
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: What in the hell? Next live show is going to
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: be in San Francisco. We coming.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Tickets are a thousand dollars.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Tickets are a billion dollars. Don't worry.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: You'll get a thousand dollars back. It can't go too late.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: We all got practice for the 49ers in the morning.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: After Love stated he needed the money to help his family.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: A wealthy real estate investor. Eventually, Love repaid $ 13, 800 of
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: the loan through an associate of his.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Okay. That's probably how you... Okay.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to pay back some of it, so
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: it seems like.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Ah, that's how you keep it going.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: But you know where that money probably came from?
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Another bitch. From another woman.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Another bitch. Another dumb bitch. It's a dumb bitch ecosystem.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: He's making a whole... It's a pyramid scheme. He got
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: a fucking whole GDP.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Tell us when we read the.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Around 2023, Love asked AT to help him lease a $ 250, 000
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: McLaren sports car. AT did not have the income to
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: support leasing this vehicle, so Love had a fake payroll
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: check made for AT, which showed AT making approximately $ 50, 000
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: per month. AT presented this payroll check to the dealership
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: to help secure the lease. Love leased the McLaren with $ 20, 000
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: in cash, a $ 15, 000 check, and a $ 5, 000 charge to
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: AT's credit card. After making two monthly payments, AT realized
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: she was being scammed. Love returned the McLaren to AT,
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: who returned the car to the dealership. AT paid $ 30, 000
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: to break the lease, and some AT.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Lost $ 87, 000. Why did she have all this money?
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Well, if you've noticed, the one video, she was basically like.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: She realized she was getting scammed after she helped scam
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: to get a McLaren?
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: After two months of McLaren payments.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: All of a sudden now I got a payroll that
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: says I make $ 50, 000 a month?
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute. I don't make $ 50, 000. Fucking idiot. Like,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: are we serious? No fucking shit. That's like, did we
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: talk about the one girl that got exes game like that?
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Not to go sidetrack, but the one who was like,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: they called her and they were like, hey, you need
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: to empty out your savings. Somebody's trying to hack your account.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: And she was like, what? They're like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: you need to empty your savings, and then you need
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: to bring us that money, and we're going to put,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: you can't call the bank, though, because the bank is
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: in on this. You got to bring us, you got
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: to follow me. You got to empty your bank account,
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: and then when you say you go to the bank
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: and you get your money out, we are going to
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: be parked outside of your house, you're going to throw
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: it in the car, and then we're going to take
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: your money to a safe bank away from the bank
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: that's trying to scam you. Because those people that have
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: your money for real, mm-mm. Us?
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Scammers.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: We got you.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: That place that's FDIC insured.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Don't trust it.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: The person that just called you on this block phone number.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Believe me. And she got scammed out of her life savings.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Crazy.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: The guy with the call ID of Scam Likely.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Somebody said Dejon Love is scammed literally.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: They should call that nigga the Wide Deceiver.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: The Wide Deceiver. He needs his ass beat real bad. Yeah,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: that's funny. There's another dude that got caught scamming. Yeah, nigga.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: They said he's on the Cowboys. Yup. He was light, though.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: He was light.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: But he was getting paid to go to events as
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: a Cowboy.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was signing autographs. That's on them. Yeah, that's
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: definitely on them. Oris Agee. Yeah, yeah.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: There's another scammer. And the medical field, medical world.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: How did you feel about this? Yeah, I don't know
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: nothing about this.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Her name was Angela Murdoch. She was pretending to be
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: a physician's assistant, PA student. She was pretending that she
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: was in PA school. She went on, what was it?
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: What was the show?
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Not too hot to handle. She was on Temptation Island.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: Temptation Island.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she was on Temptation Island posing as a PA student.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, she got on Temptation Island. As this PA student. Wow.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: And she'd be like, get ready.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: With me to go to school. Get ready with me
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: to do this as a PA student.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: And then... She might be a little more sick than him, though.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: She is. But I think hers is like, she probably
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: had this dream, and when she didn't get in, she
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: just said, I'm still going to do it.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: But I'm not going to go to class or school
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: or anything.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: She drove there every day. Yeah, she would drive.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: That's like fucking the dude in Roll Bounce, where he
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: acted like he was going to work every day.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: She would drive there to make the video.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: Drive there, make the video, sit in the parking lot,
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: then just drive home.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Yep. That's sick. She was on these campuses. She just
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: was not a student.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And she took, or I think it was found
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: out because she took pictures at the graduation. And people
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: were like, that's not the color of the robes and
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: the hat.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: So then the class. The cap and the gown.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: That's not the color.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Who was it? She wasn't the class president.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Damn, she didn't even get that part right.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: No.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: But you was going to class every, well, going to
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: the campus every day. You wouldn't go to see what
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: the colors of the gowns look like?
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: No, like the graduation gowns. You don't really see those beforehand.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Aren't they normally the school colors? You can definitely go there,
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: get one, and then post it later talking about.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: I think she just had to buy it online. How
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: are you just going to get a graduation gown?
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: You can buy one on Amazon. How would you get
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: the right one?
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: You go to the graduation, see what colors are. You
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: don't have to post it instantly. Or was she trying
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: to be live?
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, I think she was posting it as it was happening.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: You could have just did the normal thing, but like, hey,
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: I didn't have time to post.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Because, you know, I'm living. You could have probably Googled
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: what they fucking, where to graduate.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: There's got to be fucking pictures of graduations. There's no
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: reason for you not to know the fucking cap and
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: gown colors.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: But that's how they initially were like finding out like, oh,
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: you're a scammer. Yeah. And then people from the class
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: were like either in her comments saying like, oh. I
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: didn't see you at any of our classes. Like, oh,
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: what was your name?
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Blah, blah, blah.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was like, block them.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Yep. And then. This girl. Yeah. She's the one. All right.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: So her name on TikTok is Kira. If you're just
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: gonna type uh kira like duke university if she'll come
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: up she was like the class president or something like
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: she had she held a position she either way like
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: to sum it all up she was like i know
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: everyone in this class especially everyone black especially everyone black
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: i know everyone this is duke university it's duke She
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: was like, this woman was never enrolled here. We do
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: not know her. She does not go here.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: She doesn't go here.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: She provided receipts on her own just because. She was like,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: if she was able to provide these things like anyone
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: else would, they would be proud of it. She would
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: just show y'all. She can't.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Shout out to Cheyenne Bryant.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: It's the year of the fake credentials. It's getting sick
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: out here, man.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: They must have CTE.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Did you know that CTE is the only disease that
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: can be made fun of?
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: It can't be made fun of? No, it can be.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Who said that?
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: No, it said it can be.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: That one NFL dude, I forget his name. He was
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: saying can and can't.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: T.J.
• 40:29
  Speaker 7: Ward.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: T.J. Ward. He's like, niggas, nobody makes fun of AIDS.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Nobody makes fun of it. Everybody makes fun of T.J.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: People make fun of AIDS all the time.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Magic Johnson? What in the fuck?
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: All you got to do is type Magic Johnson on
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Twitter and you're going to see some of the most Hey,
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: this shit.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Something written by me. On Twitter. He's like, people don't
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: make fun of cancer. I'm like, nigga.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: People with cancer make fun of cancer.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: First of all, you sound like you have CTE. Shut up. Like,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: what in the fuck are you talking about?
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: But what we're talking about is Drewski's newest skit where
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: he was pretty much playing a running back that had CTE.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Ray Price. Ray Price. Ray Price. Ray Price. No relation
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: to Ray Rice. No relation at all. Not to be confused.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: No relation. Not to be confused.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: No likeness or anything like that.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Ex-Ruckers running back.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Ray Price.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: Ray Rice.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: This is Ray Price.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Ray Price. Completely different guy. Better abs, though. Yeah. For sure.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: The abs are hilarious.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: What do you think of this kid? I really didn't
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: think it was funny. Objectively funny.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: I think this is one of the things where it
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: wasn't funny. I think it was just more commentary.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. I think that's what he's really pivoted to. He's pivoted.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be funny.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: It's not supposed to be funny. This is my thoughts
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: through a video.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: It's entertaining.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Instead of him doing a podcast or anything, he's doing
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: these videos. And I think he hit everything. He hit
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: the broad strokes of what that is and how it
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: affects people. All the football players got their panties in
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: a bunch.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Not all of them. Oh, some of them do.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: Cam Newton actually had the right take on it.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, he did? I didn't see what you said.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: Pretty much what I was saying.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: The NFL needs to care more about this.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: That's the issue. You're mad at the guy that made
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: the video, but not the organization or the league that's
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: kind of just swept it under the rug and not
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: trying to talk about it.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean, again, I hate to be that guy,
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: but it's like, I don't know if these dudes even
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: want to not get CTE because it's like, I don't
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: know if y'all saw the video, the guy on the
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: Steelers who talked about, he was like, hey, yeah, he's
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: like a rookie. He's basically like, yeah, I'm going to
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: wear the Guardian cap. And, you know, I don't know
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: if it's completely proven that the Guardian, is it proven that.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: The Guardian cap? It is proven. I think it's pretty
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: much guaranteed.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: So the Guardian cap is a thing that is available
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: to all players to wear that will definitely help you
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: reduce the chances of CTE or just damage and concussions
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: to your head. Which, I mean, obviously repeated concussions lead
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: to CTE later on down the line or sooner if
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: you're AB.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: Or worst thing, shout out to Chris Johnson.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Rest in peace. He didn't die? He didn't die? No,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: he has ALS. Oh, he got diagnosed. I'm sorry. I'm
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: not doing this.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Keep on going, Mike.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: Boom.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: So, yeah.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: We've proven it's a guardian cap. It's a thing that's
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: available to all players. They have the option to wear
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: it to, you know... reduce those chances. And the dude
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: on the Steelers, he's basically talking about how he and
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: his wife had a conversation. He's like, hey, his wife's like, basically, like,
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: I really don't want you to not, you know, like,
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: get CTE and, like, bang your head around and then
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: go crazy.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Or anything like that.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: And so he said, he basically, like, I'm going to
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: make the decision to wear the Guardian cap all year.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: And Michael Pittman's dumbass looked at him like he said.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: I got three horns coming out my nose and I'm
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: the captain of Mars. And then he goes, do you
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: really think the Guardian camp is going to stop a concussion?
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: So... Yeah.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: You.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of... That's where we're at. It's like...
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: That's where we're at. Do you want to be saved,
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: my nigga? Like, do you want... Like, you holding yourself... Like,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: But if we know better, we should have the people
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: that should know better, the league... That's what it's really about.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: I think it's more about the league's treatment and the
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: team's treatment of these players.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, for sure.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: Not about the individual players. I understand why.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: That's not a.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: But I'm saying that's not an uncommon sentiment.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, sure. About the Guardian Cat. Sure.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: That's why only I can name three players.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: You got something that you know can help you, but
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: what is the reason for not wearing it?
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: It looks.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: It looks weird.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Well, you also look weird not being able to say
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: your name and Walking backwards when they put your name
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: in the ring of honor and you can't speak. Or
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: you fucking get your pants at your ankles and niggas
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: got to wipe your ass when you're 49. Because your
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: brain is mashed potatoes, potatoes all rotten. I mean, if
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: the NFL wanted to, they could just make it required.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: They could.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: They could. And again, you could do that.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: It will probably get there before eventually where the.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: NFL is not. You do also already have the resource
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: to help you.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Sometimes you have to force help on people.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Exactly. You got to force people.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Like seatbelts.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: People did not want to wear seatbelts.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: People still don't wear seatbelts. That's fine.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: And again, but then that'll be like somebody making a
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: video about seatbelts, people dying in seatbelts.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Like, that's not funny. You should never make fun of
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: people not wearing their seatbelts and dying.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Like, well, yeah, I can. Because you're choosing to not
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: wear your seatbelt. You're choosing to play a dangerous sport.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: We all know what CT is.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh. So you're still choosing to play it. But I mean,
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: get your money.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: But if you want to play it, you also have
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: a choice to wear some protective gear to help prevent that.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: And you're not doing it anyway. So, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, nigga. Especially
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: when you have players like Tua in the league. Like
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: whoever we know he has.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: You got niggas in your phone that are suffering on
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: your team every day.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Peers.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: Before and after.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: The jokes is going to fly, brother. I don't know
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: what to tell you. That's why we get a lot.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: That's probably one of.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: The only diseases you sign up for.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Literally. You sign up for it. Every time you renew
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: that contract, it's a CTE in there. It comes with
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: that $ 100 million.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: But you have an option to Help not get it,
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: but you're going, man, I kind of look goofy. Even
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: though they can't see my face anyway, who cares what
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: you look like?
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What? Hey, man. Speaking of CTE. Oh, wait. What? What?
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, nothing, nothing, nothing. Never mind. I was going to
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: talk more about the... Go ahead, go ahead. No, I
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: was just trying to remember it to.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Talk about it.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: I got CTE.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: But yeah, it was just... The other parts about it,
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: not really related to the football, but just like the....
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: The.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Like the.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: What was... Whatever he was doing, like speeding in the car,
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: getting pulled over and all that. That's what I was
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: going to say, yeah. The erratic behavior.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Domestic violence. The real situations.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, domestic violence and pretty much the team accepting him back.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: And kind of just, like, sweeping it under the rug.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: It's real shit.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: That's the part that I was more of. Niggas don't
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: like to sit in that discomfort of that. And it's like,
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: you play with niggas on your team proudly that they
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: are abusers.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And you okay with that.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: But you want to be mad at us for making
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: jokes about you niggas having mush brain.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: But you're... It's interesting, Mike, because you're focused on the players.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: I'm focused on the teams and the league. Mm-hmm.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: I know you understand both, but it's just interesting to see.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Because the teams aren't coming out. I don't like being
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: sided with corporations. That's not me. But it's like, these
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: niggas are just dumb, bro.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: I can't expect dumb people to do better.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: The people that are.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: Manipulating them sometimes or taking advantage of their stupidity, I
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: expect them to know better.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I also expect you to know better because
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: you're the one actually dealing with it.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: I'm not getting CTE.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: Nah.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It's like.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: Neither is Roger Goodell.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: At the end of the day, he's not. But it's like,
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: you should definitely care because you're the one going to
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: get this shit. You are the candidate for the disease.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: It's one of those things where until it starts, they're
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: probably just like, ah, it's not going to happen to me.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not me. I agree. Yeah.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: But again, everybody that's ever got it probably was like,
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: it's not me.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Until it's them.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: And also what makes it like... It's like new developments.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? CTE it's always been around.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: They just didn't really know what it was. Obviously, the
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: South African doctor was the one that really was like, yo,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: this shit is real. But since it's kind of so new,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: niggas just... It ain't that new.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: It's not new enough.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: It's not, but these niggas still don't believe in it.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: They don't even think it's real. Niggas is dumb. Like, bro,
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Junior Seau shot himself in the chest. Yeah. Yeah.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: To donate his brain to science.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: To donate his brain because he was like, yo, something's
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: not right. Yeah. And you still have niggas out here like, yo, I... Yeah,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Yes. He was suffering for real. Like,
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: to the point where he's like, I don't even... Somebody
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: got to look at this shit. I can't live no more.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: Somebody got to look at this.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like for real.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: And they got to look at it now.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Somebody got to come see this. No, I'm not going
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: to do it. But it's crazy. And I wanted to
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: say real quick, like the situation in that actual video,
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: like I thought it was crazy when he did the
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: same camera angle as the Richard Sherman situation. I completely
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: forgot about that. Did y'all see that?
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: What Richard Sherman situation?
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: So he's mocking Richard Sherman when he was knocking on
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: the door telling her to come out. Yeah. And he
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: was yelling and shit. It was Richard Sherman. Everybody was like, ooh,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: that got swept under the rug. He was bugging. He
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: got arrested for that. I mean, yeah.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: They all get arrested, but they get right out.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: They go back to work. And he really got chased
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: by the Atlanta police in that skit. That was really like.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: the Atlanta police. Obviously, they were in on it, but
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: that was real. People were trying to say it was AI. No,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: it was real. Drewski was really on the highway. They
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: showed the actual behind-the-scenes footage of the police. That's what's up.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Shout out to Drewski.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: I like Drewski a lot. Every skit, I'm just like, yo,
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: his stock is gone. But anyway, back to you.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: It's hard for us to be like, you should care
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: about our suffering because y'all don't care about your suffering.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: And also, your suffering is not just your suffering. It's
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: your family's suffering.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: There is.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Their family has to take care of you. They got
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: to deal with your erratic behavior. They got to worry
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: about you abusing them, possibly killing them.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: So, we all got to take this more seriously, but
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: it can only get this serious unless the players themselves
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: take it serious.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody has choices. I understand you want to be
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: a millionaire. I understand you want to live a certain
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: life for your family, but you know the risks. And
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: if you don't want to take the precautions, if you
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: don't want to wear the guardian cap or you feel
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: like this, that, you're choosing this. This is your choice.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: You're playing in the NFL. This is what you want.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: You like it. Clear. You like it. You like it.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: You like it.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: Like the money.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: You love the money. But you can get the money
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: without this.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: Not that money.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, if they wear the Guardian cap? I mean,
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: you can help not get it. You can help not
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: get it.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. But it don't look cool, though. It don't
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: look cool. My helmet, that already covers my face, and
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: you really don't know what I look like. I look
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: like Romeo Dobbs. I look like a bobblehead. Couldn't care less, man.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Put the Guardian cap on if you really.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: I don't think your family cares about that. I think
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: your family would like you coherent in your 60s.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, we'll get there. We'll get there one day.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: All Guardian cap league.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: I hope so.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: Speaking of CTEs, basketball player also has CTE. I think
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: the first basketball player to ever have CTE, Stephen Jackson.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: Did you hear what he said about the– I was
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: about to do the little baby. I know we were
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: talking about the 49ers guy. Did you see what Stephen
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: Jackson said about the 49ers dude?
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Can you play that? I don't have it on here. No. No,
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: we– I saw what he was saying about the– He
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: needs to be directly– He basically was talking about how like,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: oh– You know, y'all can't laugh at that 49ers guy
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: because a lot of y'all still out here with hoop dreams.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: But he doesn't have hoop dreams.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: I've been laughing at the dude that was acting like
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: he was a 49er fan. I see y'all.
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: Y'all ain't no worse than him. A lot of y'all
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: still got hoop dreams. Y'all just ain't walking around with
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: a uniform on. All y'all talking like y'all done done
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: it in football. All you motherfuckers. So, shit, y'all can't
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: laugh at him. Because y'all are the same thing. Y'all
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: just ain't walking around here with a helmet or a
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: jersey on.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: That's a big part of it. All y'all faking. None
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: of y'all know nothing about what y'all talking about.
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: So how y'all going to laugh at that dude for
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: psyching himself out that he was a football player? A
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: lot of y'all psyching y'allself out like y'all know about sports.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: They didn't make the church league. This is senseless nigga babble.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: This is honestly. It's monkey mumble. Yo, Steven Jackson, shut
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: the fuck up. And LaShawn McCoy, too. Shut up. Both
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: of y'all niggas are dumb. This is why. You're both dumb.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: This is why I hold.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: A firm shut up and dribble stance across.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: All the boards.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: And I mean, black athletes, white athletes, just all of you.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Just all of you. Just play the sport. I'm not
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: so much shut up and dribble. If you know what
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: you're talking about, you know what you're talking about. They don't.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Some of these niggas really do not, though.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: And I hate to be sweeping generalizations. Too many of
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: them don't know what they're talking about. It's just safer
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: that none of you do it, honestly.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: It just seemed like he wanted to say something about it.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: And- He missed the point completely. He doesn't have CT.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: From the way he was talking, he only got half
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: the story. He just thinks this guy was acting like
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: he was on the 49ers, and that was it. That's
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: all he got. He was frauding people. He was scamming.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: It had nothing to do with football, to be honest.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: That was just part of it. That was just part
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: of the scam. That was a vehicle for the scam. Yeah,
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: that was literally a vehicle, nigga.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: I have a funny feeling he wouldn't have that opinion
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: if this same dude was pretending to be in the NBA.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Not at all. You don't know what it takes to
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: be in the NBA. You don't know.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: What if I was pretending to be a blood from Houston?
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Fuck you, Steven Jackson. Fucking idiot.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: And for what he said about the WNBA.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: What did he say about the WNBA?
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: He had to be put in his place by Sidney Coulson.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: He struck gold twice this weekend. Oh, he's just a
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: dumbass nigga, bro. I tell you.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: Any nigga that goes to O-Block at 50-something. Checking in
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: with teenagers.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: I'm checking in. Drewski made that one skit about you. Yeah. Specifically. Yeah. Yeah.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: I raised these niggas. I raised these niggas. I raised.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: 50 years old checking in. Shut up, Stephen Jackson. You
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: didn't raise your son, but you raised these niggas. Shut up.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: Damn idiot.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Shut up, dum-dum. Speaking of dummies, because you said the WNBA,
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: did y'all see, I mean, Royce White went to the
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: WNBA game with a wig on, right? And then, but
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: this is what I want to talk about.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: I got the beat.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: No, no, this is what I want to say, though.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: We already knew the nigga was an idiot, and how
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: he's talking about how he's protecting women and everything. So
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: people brought up the shit that he did to his
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: own family. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He's an abuser. We
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: talked about it. We talked about it. The 50-year... Yes. Oh,
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: y'all talked about it when I was here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: The 50-year restraining order. Yeah. Man, fuck that guy, bro. Yeah,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: fuck him. Fuck him. I wasn't sure if y'all touched...
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: 50-year restraining order from your own... You need to get
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: that out, and I respect it. Fuck him. No, he needs... Yeah. Well,
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: go ahead.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's for all of us. The Beater Brigade
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: question of the week.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: No, you usually introduce it. Oh, yeah. Beater Brigade.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: The Beater Brigade question of the week.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: Question of the week this week is... What's the wildest
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: thing you overheard in public?
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: Don't worry about that.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: What, Mike Farty?
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: No, it might have been Mike's bookmarks.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: No, duh, duh, duh.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: It might have been, I don't know. Oh, yeah, just
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: right there.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: That's why I turned my volume off. The Instagram bookmarks
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: is cool.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: But the Twitter bookmarks.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: Twitter bookmarks.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: That's why I make sure that box is all the
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: way down. A lot less cool. A lot less safe
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: for work.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Could definitely get me a 12-0.
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: But yeah, what's the wildest thing you overheard in public?
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: I'll start off with this one. It said, on the
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: city bus, I heard a kid ask, Mommy, why was
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: Daddy peeing in your mouth last night?
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Ooh. Ooh.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: That's a tough conversation to have.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: That's tough.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: With your son in public.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: That's tough.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: That's a tough answer to respond to?
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: That's just tough all around. Yeah, that's all around tough.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: It's tough from every angle.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: It's tough.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: That's tough if he's actually peeing. That's tough if it's
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: a euphemism for peeing and he was just busting.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: It's all bad. It's all tough. I think she was
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: just sucking. He must be peeing in your mouth. He's
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: got to be peeing. He's got to be peeing. He's
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: got to be peeing.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: What good business does she have being down there?
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: What in the world would his pee pee be in
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: your mouth for?
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: Nothing else comes out of there other than pee.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: Other than pee. You got to explain cum to your child.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: You don't. You don't. Well, son. I know Mike can't wait.
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: Son, son, let me sit you down.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you about cream pies.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: Let me tell you about ejaculation.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: It took me a while to figure this out, but son,
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: I want you to be early.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: It took me about 23 years to realize I could
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: do this.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: On my own. I want you to be an early beater.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: Because being an early beater is going to keep you
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: out of a lot of trouble.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: What's the wildest thing you overheard in public?
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: In McDonald's, just trying to eat, and me and my
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: boy here, this 60-year-old man, asking 20-something, what size are
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: your breasts?
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Okay. Old niggas be wild.
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: Maybe his wife bosom is about that size and he
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: wanted to buy his wife a new bra.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: You know what's up, bro? I don't even understand how
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: you do mental gymnastics like that.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: Bringing that back to Drewski real quick, I guess He
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: made this get about old heads, specifically in restaurants, how
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: they talk to the women. And this is the most
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: accurate shit ever. The first opening, the dude, I guess
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: he's like a line cook. And the waitress go by,
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: he's like, you look at me like that again, I'm going.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: To fuck you.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: Bruh.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Bruh. Like, damn. Bro, them old niggas in restaurants. They
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: don't care. Boy. Old niggas in general.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: Old people in general. But it's something about an old
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: nigga that worked in a restaurant.
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: He's talking about something very specific.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: By the way.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: It's two niggas I know that wash dishes in the
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: back with me at Cracker Barrel.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Two of the creepiest niggas I've ever seen in my life.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: And I almost quit because I don't even want to
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: be associated.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: With these niggas. I'll go broke before I be associated
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: with these niggas. It's one nigga.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: What did they do, Mike?
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Bro, they would just... Be following behind the girls all
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: the time, making comments.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: It's all about like, we'll be washing dishes, waitress come in, like,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: I need plates. I'm like, hey, you know what you
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: ought to do for them plates.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: I'm like, nigga. Man, the fuck? What the fuck, nigga?
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: I'm like, um. Don't stand for an hour. They'll be
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: out in a second, man. Don't worry.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: It's like, he's, the manager's talking to him at least
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: every once a week.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: But it's like.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: They do the jobs that niggas don't want to do.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: So you can't get rid of them. Because nobody else
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: is trying to clean out the grease traps. Real scum.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: They're real moles. Indisposable. Indisposable despicables. Indisposable degenerates. Nobody's trying
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: to clean out the dumpster. But this nigga will. But
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Daryl will do it. But Mr.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: Don will do it. That nasty ass nigga will do it.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: Because that keeps him off the poverty line. So we'll
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: deal with the sexual harassment.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll have to deal with the sexual harassment because
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: this nigga touches trash with his bare hands. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mr.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Don ain't afraid to get a little trash juice on him. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: We got to keep him around.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: Nobody else is cleaning up the toilets after a bad
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: diarrhea spell.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: But nasty ass Daryl will. So, you know what?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: He's going to have to say some snide remarks and
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: maybe rub up against you inappropriately.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Okay. Are you going to go in there and clean
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: up that dookie? I ain't. So, something's got to give.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: Walk back there like, hmm, I'm in need for a
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: bubble bath.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: No, bro, back there just creep.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: Melissa, you got my back?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: And then when they try to pull you in on
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: the creepiness. That's what I was about to say. It's
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: like a difference. It's all.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: I guess, inappropriate. Like, when young niggas talk about chicks,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: and they're like, yeah, yo, she bad as shit, you
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying?
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: Like, I crack, blah, blah, blah. Whatever. But it's like,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: the way they do it, they loud. I think it's
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: the volume. They be like, whoo! Boy, I suck the
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: gristle off that thing. Like, she just walked away. She
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: can hear you, my nigga. Calm down. Bro, like, I
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: used to... Bro, you wouldn't fuck that right there? I'll
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: fuck the shit. You wouldn't fuck that right there? Like, loud.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: Can you at least turn the music on? Can we
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: put the little dirt bag on before you start talking
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: about these bitches? All loud. Can we put on... That's how...
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: Can we put on the Kwando Rondo? Imagine at the gym.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: It's a thousand times worse. All the women are wearing
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: workout clothes. I'll never forget. I mean, there's so many
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: niggas in there that just harass women. Despicable. Just despicable.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Old niggas in general. But or in particular, but there's
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: one time I was behind the counter. I was doing
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: whatever I was doing. And this one girl, little white
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: girl walks out and this one nigga walks in. I
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: don't want to. I could describe him. But if you
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: go to my gym, you will know exactly who I'm
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: talking about.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: They probably.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: It's a football team, black and yellow. Anyway. Ray Roethlisberger? No.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: This nigga comes up to me and I'm behind the counter.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: He's like, man. He said, that little white girl right there.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: He said, I'll tear that ass up. I'm like, yo,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: first of all, I'm working. Scan your ID. Yeah, and
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: he said it loud, too. I'm like, yo, what the
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: fuck are you doing? It's the volume.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Like, all right, if you want to, I can brush
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: off a little, you know. And if you say it smoothly,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'll even go.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she bad as shit.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: It made me uncomfortable. I'm like, yo, chill. I'll enter
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: all our hoes. Sometimes you just be trying to chill
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: and then you hear a nigga just, I don't even
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: like that. I don't even like that. Like, bro, come on.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, bro.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: Are you cleaning your throats or something stuck in there?
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Nah, he ain't cleaning his throat. You seen some ass. Oh, man, boy,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: I lick her asshole. I was like, huh? Get the fuck.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: Can you please? Darryl, please. Can you do your fucking
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: treadmill that's conveniently behind all the other girls and leave
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: me the fuck alone? Oh my God. You ain't doing shit.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: Just pedaling at 2.2 miles an hour behind the speed
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: class so you can be crazy.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: That's why they got to make the fucking separate- That's
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: why there's a women's only area. Yeah. That's why Bally's exists.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: There's one nigga, every time he's there, I don't even
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: see him work out. I just see him bothering women.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: He's just talking to them. They're trying to work out,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: and he's talking to them. He's not even working out.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: And the niggas be fat, too.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: Like, move.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: Try to get tips.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: Move.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Old as hell. Nigga, you know what you need to do.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: You got to lift with your assholes.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: I can help you out.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: I can spot you.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: You got to feel it from the sphincter. Really get engaged.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: You got to lift from your taint. You 60, bro.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: These little 20-year-old... Spry little white girls do not want you,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: my nigga. I'm sorry.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 6: Hey, man.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: You'd be surprised. They don't. You'd be surprised. Kenan, I'm
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: watching the interaction. They don't. They don't. I see it
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: with my own eyes. They only want you if you
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: got money. They do not. Listen, man. You aren't a
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: planet fitness writer.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: Listen, 100% of the shots you don't take, man.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: So at that age, all them old niggas just shooting shots.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Some of them need to get cocked.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: They have nothing to lose. They all getting their reps up.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: Anybody in the gym. Yeah, there's shots and then there's
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: like throwing up a ball when you're sitting in the stands.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: That's not a shot. That's just a waste of time.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: They're shooting shots at somebody when they're like, yo, make
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: a basket with your hands. And they're like, no. And
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: he shoots it anyway. That's what it's like. He's just
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: hitting him in the face with the ball.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: No, it's like somebody asks you to shoot a shot
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: and that nigga starts playing pool. We're not playing the
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: same sport, brother. I don't know what the fuck you're doing.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: But you're actually in the way. And you're actually inconveniencing everybody.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: And it'd be better if you leave.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: I pay to be here, man.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: Leave me alone, bro. That shit be pissing me off. Anyway,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: back to this damn B to B great question.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: What's the wildest thing you overheard in public? First day
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: of community college, getting some food, and overheard this dude
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: say he beat his meat for hours on it for
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: his B day the other day.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday. You beat your meat for hours on your birthday?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: God damn.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Probably saved us for that day. I was about to say, Kenny,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: you're shaking your head like that. He said, yeah. Hey, man, listen.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: That's his birthday present to himself.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: That is wild. Happy birthday.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: Because like we said, don't nobody know us like we
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: know us. I'm not going to lie. What's the wildest
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: thing you overheard in public? I'm going to ask for
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: more context on this because this is crazy. Quote, does
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: your booty hole go back to normal after you do anal?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: I don't think you need any more context.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: This is just.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: They overheard it in public.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: They probably heard Mike talking about prolapse. I don't know.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Where were you? Where were you that you heard that?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: Man, you hear random shit.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: People don't care. The pediatrician.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: Somebody taking their kid to the doctor and they talking
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: to another lady.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: Why? Why? Yeah, Timmy's got a cough and cold, so
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: we here doing that. What's your son doing? Oh, well,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: does your booty hole go away?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: Just sneakily asking the nurse.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: You don't know about booty holes?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're just trying to, we're here to see if
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: he's allergic to anything.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: But does your booty hole go back to normal after
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: you do anal? I know you're a medical professional.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's supposed to. Did yours not go back?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying mine's not normal. What's normal? What is normal?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: That is a good question.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: Is it always supposed to be closed? Like it's never
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: supposed to have any gaps?
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: Like no?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: It's just.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: My butthole sounds like a scary night.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: Sounds like the theme music to Silent Hill.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: A scary night. It sounds like a very eerie day.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: The setting of an Edgar Allan Poe poem.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: It sounds like the beginning of a Lifetime movie. I
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: don't know why.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: It sounds like Ichabod Crane's setting.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: What's the wildest thing you overheard in public? Sitting outside
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: my freshman year of high school, heard a guy say, honestly,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: I fought with guys more because they suck deep better
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: than the bitches do. I left after.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: He had to leave.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: He had to leave the situation.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: Like Keenan said, don't nobody know you better than yourself.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: You know what's closest to me?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: Another nigga. I'm like, ah.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: That's still somebody else, but you know.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: Suprose. That's crazy.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: What's the wildest thing you overheard in public? I work
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: in a doctor's office. That's crazy, HIPAA. And I heard
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: a girl say in the waiting room on her phone
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: that she has herpes and it's okay because her mom
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: has it too.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: Oh. Huh?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: What do you mean, I mean?
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: Technically, a cold sore is herpes.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: That's not what she was talking about.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: We don't know what she.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: Was talking about.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: I would hope that she's not talking about general herpes
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: like me and my mom both got general herpes.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: I would hope that she's like, oh, me and my
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: mom both got general herpes.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: It's all right. We're good. It's cool, girl. I would hope.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: I would hope she's talking about a cold sore.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: I don't mean the herpes shame, but that is not something...
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: I would hope. Yeah.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: What's the name? What's the prompt again? You tell me.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: What's the wildest thing you overheard in public?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What's the wildest thing you overheard in public? Overheard
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: in public. This guy said, overheard two people talking about
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: jumping someone I knew very well. I didn't stop them.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: You knew them well, but you didn't like them.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: Damn, that's crazy. They about to get him. Damn.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: Hate to be him.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: Yep. Exactly.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: What's the wildest thing you overheard in public at full volume?
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, my dick been itching all week.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you and herpes girl need to... That is the 65...
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Y'all fuck with each other? Yeah.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: The 65-year-old line cook?
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: I'm about to say, that's like an old nigga saying, like,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: my shit been itching.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: For some pussy. My dick been to fall out of
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: my drawers, like, boom! Yo. Yo.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. My dick was about to fall.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: Like, boom! Why did he say that to us? Because
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: he's weird, bro. Now, that was a creepy-ass nigga. Is
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: he still alive? I don't know, but I know he
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: got fired because it was creepy ass nigga. There you go.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: Speaking of dick, what's the wildest thing you ever heard
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: in public? I just need some dick and I'll get
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: over it. Girl, you know you're lying.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: Listen, she just needs that one more time.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: She needs that one more time.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: One more time turns into all the time.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Turns into six years. Mm-hmm.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: What's the wildest thing you ever heard in public? Girl,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: I miss the way he ate my ass.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: You know what? That ain't too bad.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: Fair.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Fair.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: Public.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: Amen.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: Amen.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you miss things.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: She's proud.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: Public.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: She's not shameful.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: Public.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: She's getting her ass ate, you know? But this is
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: my last one. What's the wildest thing you ever heard
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: in public? Man, I've heard some wild shit while in
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: the military. We were deployed overseas and We were deployed
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: overseas and this dude was talking about beating off to
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: his cousin's OnlyFans.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: It's never that serious.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: It's never that serious. It's never that serious.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: What is going on in the military?
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: It's never that serious.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: What is going on in our armed services?
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: They haven't docked in over 250 days.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: I don't even care if that was your third or
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: fourth cousin.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: How many days does it take?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: It gets crazy out there on the open seas.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: Before you're looking at your cousin's OnlyFans.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: Jesus. Day 227. No end in sight.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: The street is not opening.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: My cousin's looking hotter and hotter. Oh, hell.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: As the days go on and the waves crash against
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: the boat, I'm losing strength and will.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: As the moon wanes and the tides shift, my cousin's
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: looking ever more sumptuous.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, what is a cousin, really? What in the fuck?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: The food rations are dwindling. And the cousins are getting horny.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: And the cousins are getting hotter by the hour.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: They're getting hotter and hotter.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: My dick is swelling with blood.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: It's swelling.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: I fear I may have to relieve myself to a visage.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: My member longs for the warm embrace of my hands.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: My member. Speaking of that crazy shit.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: You were going to have to do questions. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, we have time.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: Two minutes. Y'all don't watch Beauty in Black, right? No.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: Nigga, my girl had me watching season one of this bullshit.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Tyler Perry, you are going to hell. I see season one.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: I see season one. You are going to hell. What
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: the fuck is that show? You see the part where
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: that nigga was railing that one nigga? Railing. Railing. Railing. Like, really? Really?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: They are really getting in each other. Like, crazy. There's
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: one part, they're getting this girl out at the strip club,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: and I guess the parking lot is where they be
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: doing their little side missions or whatever. And you just
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: see people in the background just fucking each other.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: That's unnecessary.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: And it doesn't look fake either. I'm pretty sure that's real. Nigga,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: all I'm going to say is- Everybody's butt naked, Kenan.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: You would love it. I mean- Season two. In season
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: two- Who's over here doing sex with pants on? Like, what? Everybody.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: They're just naked. Like, what? They're putting the penis through
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: the hole. They're just naked.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say season two has ninjas in it.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 5: Hmm?
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: Season two has ninjas in it. Ninjas?
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: The hand is in season two? There are ninjas in
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: season two.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: Like, what?
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: There are ninjas in season two of Tyler Perry's Union Black.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: Four seasons? Three?
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: I think it's just two.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: Two or three. Yo. That nigga is sick. Yeah. He
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: is fucking.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: That is a nigga that's clearly out of ideas.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: He wrote it and directed it. No shit. Oh, wow.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: All of his shows, he writes and directs them. Season
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: three premiered the 27th.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: See?
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, three. And it's man butt. It's just... Dog.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: He's not beating the allegations. I feel like he'd just
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: be directing those scenes.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: He'd be like, slow down, baby. Like fucking Jackie Chan.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: I think at this point, he's leaning farther into it.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: He's living his fantasies. It's like a kid who has
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: a complete Barbie doll set, and he just gets the
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Ken dolls, and he's like, kiss each other.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: He's just taking the dolls and going, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, now y'all, uh, uh, uh, uh. Okay, now y'all, uh, uh, uh.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: That's it. He's doing that.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: With a script. What in the fuck? Yeah, I'm sorry.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: I only need two minutes. Go ahead.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: That was take one.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: From the top. Do it again.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: 217 takes to go.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: Look, niggas is just, I'm like, what? I'm not feeling
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: the yearning. You don't really want it bad enough. I
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: don't feel like you want it. He's like, here, use
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: me as an example. Y'all smell that? I don't smell
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: nothing either.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: Do it again.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: Tyler. Tyler, no. They don't stink enough in here. Do
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: I need to put on the Madea dress? Do I
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: need to put on the suit? Somebody say, y'all think
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: you'd be getting cracked in that? Do y'all think he does?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: I hope not. I would bet money. I have a question.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: If he wears the suit, do you think he wears
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: the bottoms of the suit or he just wears the
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: top and then he just bare Tyler Perry legs?
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: It's just his muumuu. Oh, boy. He definitely wears the
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: big old titties. Do we do the voice? Hello. Hello. Hello,
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: I'm cracking that pussy. Hello. Pussy, what? Oh, he's cracking what? What, Mike? Yeah,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: what is it?
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: I thought we were on the same page.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: I was trying to shoot him some bail.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: No, he means shoot him some butt.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: What's he talking about? I was trying to shoot him
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: some bail. Allegedly. We're talking about GTA. We're talking about GTA.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: Shout out GTA. We're talking about Piler Terry. Different guy.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: Tyler Terry from Orlando, Florida. Okay.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: Question.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: Questions. Okay. The Wiz, okay.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: What was the best or most memorable compliment you've ever
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: received from a woman?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: My smile lights up the room.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: Damn, she was really trying to fuck. I already did. Ah, damn,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: she's just shooting. She's just admiring.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: That was a good decision.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just a compliment. She wanted her buddy.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: I want your smile to light up my ass. I
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: want your smile to light up my ass. Light up
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: my butt! Light up! That's a good question. Best compliment?
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: I think, I don't know. I was cute, I guess.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: I don't get many. Get out of here, Michael. I
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: don't get a lot. Yeah, right. You're handsome. You got
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: so many, you forgot. That's what it was. Maybe.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: My best compliment, I think it was that I smelled
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: good after I got this new cologne. I guess it
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: was more the cologne than me.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: Am I wearing it to this day?
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: Actually, no, I don't.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: She was ugly? No.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: Stopped wearing that shit to me. God knows Jackie wouldn't
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: want it. She's like, that bitch said you smell good
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: in this? Throw it out. You smell good in this? Oh,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: that's great.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 4: Oh, you got here wearing cologne for other bitches?
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, this one right here, the Dracar Noir? Did she
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: say that's the cologne smells good?
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: Out with the cologne.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: I keep crushing the cooties. Just put it on the table.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: Give it back to Reptar. That shit going to look
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: like leftovers by the time you know it. I keep
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: cramming the crown. Did you have one, Kenan?
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: No compliments, Kenan?
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: You're so tall, dark, and handsome. That's a different episode.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: More love life stuff, I guess. Messy.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, boy.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you're abreast to our recent group
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: chat messages of the Vesper. Because this ties in.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: Elzy knows what I'm talking about. Is work a good
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: place to find love?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: Where do you think is the best place? No. I've
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: been feeling like work or an app are my best options.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: Work is not the place, brother. I'll tell you right now,
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: work is a facade. It only seems that way because
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: you see them every day. You only see them in
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: that environment. You only see them there. It is not
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: the place.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: Proximity and time are a big part of falling for someone.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: I tried it and it didn't work. Speaking from experience. No, seriously, no.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: It's literally just because you're with that person. It might
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: seem like it. I mean, sometimes it does work out,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: but for the most part, it's just because you're around
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: them all the time.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: I had one girlfriend that I worked with that was cool,
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: but It's still not the place.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: Or it's like a situation where you know you're not
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: supposed to do it, so that adds an extra spice
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: to it.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was hot.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: Cracking in the parking lot at the word.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: That was fire.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: But then when it's an openly accepted relationship, it's like, ah.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: It's not as fun anymore. Yeah, it's not the.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: People don't... People are all in my business now. It's
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: fun when you're sneaking around. Let's go in the utility
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: closet and let me finger you in there.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: What are you getting Jessica for Valentine's Day?
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: I obviously know what she wants, so let me know.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: He said, oh, you better not do that.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell Veronica.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: Fuck. Damn, let me flirt with the other bitches. Flirt
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: with the hoes. Golly, I ain't going to do nothing,
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: I think. I wasn't going to do nothing, I think.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: I think. like lisa in the.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: Other sex she said hi i'm a fucker later.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: All right next question um okay would you rather grow
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: up as a kid with a jedi or go to
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: school at hogwarts to be a wizard.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: Oh hogwarts would you rather do say it again grow up.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: As a kid with the jedi like trained to be
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: a jedi or go to school at hogwarts to be
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: a wizard be.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: A jedi let me be a jedi hogwarts maybe yeah
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: why would you be a jedi i'm a hogwarts.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: No yeah it's cool jedis are stronger than i'm a
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: wizard harry i.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 4: Mean the force is essentially a wizard with you no
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 4: no the force is with me the force is i
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 4: am the force i embody the force.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking about the universe too. The Star Wars universe
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: is just better, cooler than the Hogwarts universe.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: I get a lightsaber. What do they do with that though?
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: They slice motherfuckers in half.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: That's all they did.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: How many hoes do the Jedi's have? None. My boy
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: Harry had.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Harry. You ain't about to be Harry. Who said?
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: You going to be a Weasley. I'll be better than Harry.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: There's one Harry. Weasley still had holes. No, no, no.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: I'm Harry. No, I'm me, but a wizard. No, you
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: going to be... What? What are you talking about?
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: And that would be me, but a Jedi. Nigga, I
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: can control shit with my mind. And guess what? That's
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: only cool to other niggas. That's not even cool to bitches.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: And when you're not a Jedi, you're going to fucking
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: old Britain.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: Nigga, I'm going to space. Nigga, I'm going to Tatooine.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: I'm going to the galaxies. I'm going in hyperspace. You
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: niggas is going in a flying bullshit ass. All I'm
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: hearing is no bitches. All I'm hearing is, oh, Chip, Chip,
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: I can go to Hogwarts today. Nigga, just go to Britain.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: Get on the flight. You're right there. Why not? Tiger Nalle.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: Give a fuck about that boo.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: All right. You want to go to planet bleep blorp?
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, nigga. I can't. Beat me up, Scotty. We're
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: out of here. That sounds boring. Look at that.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: Let me be a Jedi. I'm being a Jedi.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: 100%. It's more so as like the kid part. You're
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: training to be a Jedi.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: You're not a Jedi yet. You're in training. You're in Hogwarts.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: I already went to school. I don't need to go
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: to school again. I'm talking.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: Hogwarts. That's school. I don't need to go to school.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: You're not a wizard. Yeah. And I'm not a Jedi.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: I'd rather be a Jedi. Doing space adventures with my master.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: You don't do space adventures.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: You're not there.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: When you're training as a Jedi. Yes, you do. As
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: a youngling.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: You got to start from the young.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: Anakin did. When you're a youngling. That's one. You ain't Anakin, nigga.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: I'm Kenan, nigga. I'm better than that nigga. Fuck out
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: of here.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: Suddenly.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, oh, oh. But you LZ at Hogwarts. Why can
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: I be Kenan? Why can I be a Jedi? Because
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: LZ gets bitches. Yeah. Bitch. By himself.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 3: Last time I checked, I'm in a relationship.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: I got my bitch. The fuck? We got the one
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: out there. Okay. Everybody else got a dick. I ain't
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: got mine.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: I don't have a vicious thirst for women like you do.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I have fulfilled and self-actualized.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: Which is the Jedi way to be one with oneself
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: and not seeking material things like it.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: Bitches.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: Seeking material things. That's why they got wiped.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: They got nothing to live for.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: That's why y'all battle with the humans.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: Y'all racist actually.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 3: Who's battling with humans?
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: JK Rowling was bugging when she made Mudblood. Mudblood. That's
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: what y'all getting into. That's a slur. Mudblood? We're out
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: of here.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: Goodness gracious, JK. Y'all better not go too far in
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: the hoggers. Y'all get eaten by the snake.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: Man, that place is dangerous as fuck. Y'all going to
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: be dead within a year and a half. Nigga, you're
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: talking about fucking parlaying with aliens. Nigga, what are you
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: talking about? The bleep-dork and the gazorp-dorp. Yeah, they're going
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: to kill you. No, because I'm a Jedi. The gazorp-dorps
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: and bloop-dorps.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: No Jedis have ever died.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: I'm fighting the dark side. I'm going crazy. Not the
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: real ones.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: Not them.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: Not the real ones. Nigga, I got a lightsaber, bro.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: I got a wand. I'll turn you into an Apollos.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: Before you go abracadabra, I got the force. You'll be like,
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: how about that? I'll have you over there. Yeah, right, nigga.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: Levioso.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll be like, keep your ass up there.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 3: Stuck.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: That's not even the right spell.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: You don't even know your spell. It's Wingario Levioso. Wingario Levioso. Nigga,
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go Lumos. Light turn on. I'm like, ah, shit.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: As soon as you get a spell out, lights.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: You think you're going to have lightning power.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: First of all, y'all assume you're just going to have
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: the force. You think you're going to have Avada Kedavra
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: as a student? You think you're going to have the force?
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: And you think you're going to have Avada Kedavra? At
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: least I could do the kill spell. Stupify.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: Who said I want that?
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: I want that. Stupify. Crucio.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: Boom.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: Crucio. Easy. Yeah, a little zap. I got a little zap. No,
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: you don't.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: Listen, if I'm a Jedi... You learn the force.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: You get the force.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: All right, man.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: But there's a different level of wizards in Hogwarts.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but even the basic wizards can fuck with you
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: a little bit more than a Jedi could. Boy, you
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: don't know Star Wars. Oh, my fucking goodness. You don't
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: know Star Wars. And what house are you? It doesn't matter.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: He knows what house he's in.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: Why does my house matter? I'm a wizard. You a Hufflepuff. Man, listen.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: When niggas need help, who do they come to? Not Hufflepuff.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: Definitely not Hufflepuff. They go to a couple other houses
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: before they get the help. When niggas need something. When
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: niggas need something. They stopping at the Slithers before they
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: get the help. The Badger niggas? Man, when niggas needed
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: something done, they knew who to come talk to.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 3: The big puff.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: We need to get everybody. That's Hufflepuff too.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: Don't talk to the puffs, niggas. The Hufflepuff in the
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: back like, don't talk to the puffs. I guess I'll
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: pull up, nigga. I don't really want to. I'm over
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: here doing whatever. I guess. But as soon as they leave,
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: they're like, wait for me, guys. Nasty.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: Muggle.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow. Slurps. Somebody get these muggles out of me.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: Somebody got to make these muggles out of me. All right.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 3: Maybe the last one. It's an am I the asshole.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: Am I the asshole for leaving my fiancee at work
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: because she was taking too long?
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: Damn. Oh, boy.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: Any preemptive guesses?
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: Yes. I'm going to hold off and say no. I'm
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: going to say yes.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: Because, just because, there's no way he wrote this and
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: he waited like 15 minutes.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: Keenan yeah you're the asshole.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: Okay yeah let's see for context my girlfriend doesn't know
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 3: how to drive and doesn't have a driver's license i'm
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: the only one that drives and i pick her up
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: and drive her around so my fiance was at work
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 3: yesterday and her favorite co-workers were there she had texted
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 3: me at 5 p.m asking me to pick her up
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 3: at 5 30 i got there around 5 15 and
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: she asked me to come into her workplace and say
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 3: hello I really didn't want to, but I sucked it
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: up and walked up to say hello. We talked for
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: a bit and I looked at my phone and saw
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 3: it was 538. I thought we would be leaving soon
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 3: and that didn't happen. So we stayed and talked and
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 3: they brought up like TV shows, work drama and whatnot.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 3: And I engaged as much as I could. I even
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 3: walked around the office a little bit. When it hit 617,
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: I asked my fiance if we should get going and
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: she told me I needed to be patient and we'd
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: leave soon. Her and her coworkers were talking more and more.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 3: At 7.07, I excused myself to the bathroom and I
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 3: texted my fiance telling her I wanted to leave. She
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 3: texted me back at 7.13, noting that it was late
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 3: and she would tell her friends that she was going
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 3: to leave soon. At 7.42, I had enough and I
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: excused myself to the bathroom again and I actually went
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 3: to the exit and drove home. I got a text
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 3: from my fiance at 8.03 saying, Her coworkers were about
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 3: to leave, and she was packing up and wanted to
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 3: know where I was.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: What time was that?
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 4: 8.03.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right. She was supposed to be picked up
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: at 5.30.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: I told her I just pulled into the parking lot,
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: and she is just going to have to Uber back
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 3: home because I wasn't coming back to pick her up.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: She was incensed and texted me, calling me an asshole
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 3: and other things, telling me I'm so impatient, and now
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 3: her friends think I'm a douchebag because I didn't stay
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 3: for her to finish up. She also said I abandoned
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 3: her and it was nighttime and what sort of man
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 3: does that? She didn't come home last night and instead
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 3: went to her mom's place. And she hasn't spoken to
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: me since. Am I the asshole?
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the asshole. I completely understand why you left.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't have. But I get it, though. Yeah, I'm
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: going to give you a soft.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: You're the asshole. Like, the softest possible.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 3: Lowercase.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 2: I'd have been all the way with you if you
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: just didn't leave. Maybe if you left. Even if you
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: came back and got her.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: No, he should have got in the car and just calling,
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: I'm about to leave. Like, warning, something. Call her. I'd
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: have been cool if you left.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: But I would have been like, if she called to say,
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: I'm coming, like, all right, I'm coming back. And now
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: you're just going to have to wait for me to
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: come back. But even then, it's like, ah.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: Especially his night is late. No, he's not the asshole. Nah.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 2: I take my thing back. He's not the asshole. I've
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: been here for three hours.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman That's insane.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: Rob Markman I've been here for three hours.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman First of all, it's... Rob Markman You know what,
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: actually I'm leaning more into it because.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: Rob Markman Yeah, because he got there early.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: He got there at 5.15?
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: Rob Markman Not even that keen. Rob Markman And he
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: left at 8, what?
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 3: Rob Markman No, he was already back home at 8.03.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: Rob Markman The thing about it is, the whole reason
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: I'm waiting is so you can talk to your friends.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: It's 2026. Get on fucking FaceTime. Rob Markman No, Michael.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman Text them. Do anything.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 2: Mm-mm. She just got finished working eight hours with these bitches.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: All day. All day. Just got finished.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 4: And then now you want me to wait another three?
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not the asshole. Yeah, actually, yeah. I'm not
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: the asshole. You're good, sir. She's the asshole. She's the asshole.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: She actually sucks. Yes.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: Divorce. Okay.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 3: Fiance.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: Whatever. Call it off. She's literally the asshole. Call it off.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 3: I would have just said, like, I'm leaving.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: I'm leaving. That's it. Yeah, you either get it or
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: you're not.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 3: He didn't have to just sneak away.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sneaking away is what did it. He called her.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: He sent her a text.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 4: Hey, yo, I want to leave. Because he said he
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 4: went to the bathroom, sent a text, I want to leave.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 4: That right there, she should have got her ass up
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 4: and got in the fucking car. It's already been two hours.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 2: She said, it's getting late. Yeah, bitch, it is late
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: because it's been two hours.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say he's the asshole if he got in
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: the car, called her, and was like, yo, I'm leaving
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: right now. He texted her from the bathroom. He should
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: have called her. If that's your fiance, the least you
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: can do is give her that call. That warning right there,
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: she can't say shit after that.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: She can't say anything.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 3: You hear that sound?
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: That's the engine. But just the text and then leaving.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: Like Mike said, I got to give you a soft,
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: you're the asshole.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 4: That's not a Texan just leaving. He said multiple times,
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 4: I'm ready to go. I don't need to call you
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 4: again once I'm in the car. I told you to
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 4: your face, I'm ready to go. I sent you a
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 4: text message when I'm in the building, I'm ready to go.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: He didn't say he was leaving.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck, Keisha. That sounds like some
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: bullshit to me.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to lie to you.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 2: If I'm telling you I'm ready to go, I'm ready
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: to go.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: I gave you grace. That's also wild.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: Well, notwithstanding how inconsiderate that is.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's horrible. Yeah, definitely inconsiderate. So it's like, no. No,
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's wrong, but it's like, you're also very wrong
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 2: for wasting two and a half.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: Also, you don't have a license. Why not? No.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 3: That's more information than I do.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: Why not?
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: So I have to do this now.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 2: Because at this point, I don't know how old you are,
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 2: but you don't have a license. If you're in your mid-20s,
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 2: you don't have a license. That is a choice to
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 2: not have your license. So you're depending on me to
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 2: carry you around everywhere.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: And she's going to be asking to pick her up
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: from her mom's house, too. When you want to come
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: back home.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 2: You got the nerve to not have me depend on
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: me to take you everywhere and then be playing with
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 2: my time. You've been, again, Keenan said you've been with
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 2: them eight hours.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: You worked a full shift. And you want another three hours.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: Maybe they work in different departments. I don't give a fuck, Keisha.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 3: They work in different divisions.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: Man, yeah.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: You.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: And here's the thing. Here's the thing.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 2: It's not like they went to like a bar.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 4: They're still at the job for three more hours.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: I'm walking around the office while you're talking about Love Island.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: Bitch, it's time to go. Been time to go. Bitch,
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: it's time to go. Yeah.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: I'm not the asshole. You're the asshole.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 2: I don't think we understand how long the two hours is.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 2: And he don't know nobody. I already don't want.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: To come in here.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to get out the car and say
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: hi to nobody. Actually, I don't want to be taking
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: you everywhere because you're a grown ass person that needs
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 2: to have a license.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: You can say that's where he fucked up. He never
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: should have got out of the car. Yeah. He never
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: should have got out of the car. Should have never
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: got out of the car. No, he didn't.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 3: It's on her.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all on her. You kind of got to
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: get out of the car. So I think your presence
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: is like, hey. Because if you're just in the car.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: Now, because she knows you're waiting in the car.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: Because once you get out, now you get comfortable. She
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: knew I was waiting.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: When I sent that text message that I'm ready to go.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: You know, 7.30. No, at 5.38, when he realized the time,
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: that's when he should have walked out. And now he's
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: in it. You didn't call me. You didn't even know.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 2: First of all, you didn't even know where I was
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 2: until 8 o'clock.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: I was gone for almost 30 minutes. So after you said... Oh,
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: it's kind of late. I'm about to leave soon. That's
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: another almost hour.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Fuck you. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. So she did
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: think that he was in the car waiting for almost
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: 30 minutes. Yeah, and was cool with it. Was fine.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: Was cool. Was cool with it. After two hours, like
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: an hour and a half. Yeah. Like LeBron, you get
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: one more. You go two more. You go two more.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: Fuck her. Fuck her. Ask one of them bitches to
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: give you right back. Exactly. I got more time to
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: catch up. That would have been my phone call. I'm calling, yo,
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: I'm about to leave. Can one of them give you
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: a ride home? Because I'm leaving right now. Yes, no,
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: maybe so. Yeah.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 2: You want to keep talking? You got to talk in
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: they car.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Because first off. That would have been it.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 4: The fact that I'm your transportation, you're calling me to
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 4: come pick you up. When I get here, it's time
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 4: to go. You wouldn't do that if I was the bus.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 4: Keenan's immediately reaching for the belt.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: I'm getting the verbal belt on your ass. I'm getting
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: that belt.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 2: If I'm your only means to get to where you
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: want to go.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: Treat me like the bus. Yes. I agree with that.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 2: I got there early. I waited an extra... Multiple hours.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 3: 538.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 2: He should have been like, all right.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 4: He probably should have just picked her up and put
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 4: her in the car for real.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: Let's go.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: Just grabbed him by the collar.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 2: But I ain't got to see you tomorrow.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: K-Man, stop. Who? And then, also, fuck them bitches, too, because.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 2: He's such a douchebag.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: I can't believe he just left you like that. Yeah. What?
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: Ask your husband. Man, I wish a bitch would. You
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: hear that, Kiana? Don't be taking up Keena's time. Kiana
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: would never do no dumb shit like that. She sure wouldn't.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: Erica wouldn't do no dumb shit like that.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: Because it's normally Kiana that'd be ready to go before
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: I am. And once I said, I'm like, oh, time
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: to go.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I said it multiple times. Like, hey, hey, hey.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: First of all, I'm here coming to get you. Because
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: the first thing out of my mouth was, first of all.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: First of all. It's been 25 minutes. Because it's angry.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 2: Because the first thing she said was, After you're already
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 2: late is like, you need to be patient.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: Patience? Whoa, you would have.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 2: Got cussed out in front of your friends. That's what
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 2: you would have did. That's what you would have got.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: You need to be patient like you my mama and
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 2: I'm asking you to go this after church.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: I'm your ride, bitch. Exactly. You need to be patient.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: You need me to get home. You about to be
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 1: a patient. What? You about to be real patient. Oh, boy.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: Once you say all you know. It's time to go.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: It's time to go. Time to go. I'm going home.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: Be patient. Poker in the forehead.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 3: Like James ain't fat.
• 1:38:22
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• 1:38:26
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• 1:38:29
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• 1:38:30
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• 1:38:43
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• 1:38:46
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  Speaker 2: Never mind then. You guys should have been there already.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: I was late. Patreon people, you're watching this early. I
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 1: fell asleep. Dude, tonight.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 2: Both of y'all left before.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 1: The movie was out. I was doing, I was in Wegmans.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: He said I was in Wegmans.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 2: You was at Wegmans the entire time the movie was on?
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 3: A good portion. You started like when I was working
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 3: and walking my dogs.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: Hey, we started it. When aren't you walking? We started
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 1: at 825.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 2: Five minutes.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: He's the most walking his ass dogs I've ever seen
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: in my life. They got enough backyard.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 2: Let the little motherfuckers run around backyard.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 1: I was lit and came home. I was like, well,
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 1: I guess I'm going to just go watch Dune. Nigga,
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: I fell asleep in the first 10 minutes of that shit.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 1: I woke up and I was trying to catch up.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: I was like, I woke up. You know when I
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: woke up? The last scene when he was like. Oh,
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 1: he doesn't want to kill him. It was like, nigga,
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 1: you're going to have to kill this nigga. You're going
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 1: to have to kill him because he's going to kill you.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 1: You're going to have to kill this blue-eyed nigga. Yeah,
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: because this nigga don't give a fuck.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 2: That nigga off that spice, and he ready for war.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: This nigga don't care.