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- 0:00Speaker 1: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
- 0:03Speaker 1: for it?
- 0:03Speaker 2: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with. They have
- 0:06Speaker 2: more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
- 0:09Speaker 1: You have to put me in touch.
- 0:10Speaker 3: What's it called?
- 0:11Speaker 1: It's Dunaidial. Where? Dunaidial.
- 0:16Speaker 4: There's an accent on the E.
- 0:19Speaker 1: Do you mean... Yes, I got it on Dundale Cars.
- 0:21Speaker 5: Lift?
- 0:22Speaker 1: Please. Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage. No. Dundale Cars.
- 0:27Speaker 4: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
- 0:31Speaker 6: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
- 0:38Speaker 6: the road, when you're on the go, Juicy Scoop is
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- 0:54Speaker 3: Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo.
- 0:57Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald.
- 0:59Speaker 5: Juicy Scoop.
- 1:01Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop, return favorite, sink in,
- 1:07Speaker 1: get comfortable. It's just Justin Martindale and I. How are you, honey?
- 1:12Speaker 3: I'm wonderful. I'm cozy in my cozy earth. It's fall.
- 1:15Speaker 3: I'm here with you.
- 1:16Speaker 1: It's a gloomy day. Well, I think the sun might
- 1:18Speaker 1: have come out, but it was a little gloomy this morning,
- 1:20Speaker 1: a little chilly. We just had some oatmeal and berries. Yes,
- 1:25Speaker 1: we did. And very nice.
- 1:27Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
- 1:28Speaker 3: It's perfect time for oatmeal and berries.
- 1:30Speaker 1: I found a new crazy inexpensive grocery store.
- 1:33Speaker 3: Where?
- 1:34Speaker 1: Well, we were looking for tile, Peter and I, because
- 1:37Speaker 1: we're doing this house situation. And over in West Hills
- 1:43Speaker 1: on like Fallbrook and Victory or Shoop and Victory is
- 1:47Speaker 1: this store called Aldi. Have you heard of it? A-L-D-I.
- 1:50Speaker 3: Yes, I've heard of that.
- 1:52Speaker 1: So we get in there and I'm like, well, let's
- 1:54Speaker 1: just try it out, you know? But you have to
- 1:56Speaker 1: have a quarter for the shopping cart.
- 1:58Speaker 3: What? Don't they know there's a coin shortage? I know.
- 2:03Speaker 1: So then I go, well, I have a dollar. And
- 2:05Speaker 1: then I ask the guy, and he goes, no, we
- 2:07Speaker 1: don't exchange change.
- 2:09Speaker 3: There's always a hook.
- 2:10Speaker 1: I mean, I really think if your whole thing is
- 2:12Speaker 1: the only way you can get a cart is to
- 2:14Speaker 1: have an actual quarter, I think you should have some
- 2:17Speaker 1: type of machine or a token machine, like you'd use
- 2:19Speaker 1: at Chuck E.
- 2:19Speaker 3: Cheese. Exactly.
- 2:20Speaker 1: And I get the point of, Let's not have these
- 2:23Speaker 1: shopping carts roaming around or attract a certain kind of
- 2:26Speaker 1: person that enjoys a shopping cart besides being in a store.
- 2:32Speaker 1: But anyway, went into the store, could not believe some
- 2:36Speaker 1: of the prices.
- 2:38Speaker 3: Good or bad?
- 2:39Speaker 6: Good.
- 2:39Speaker 3: Okay.
- 2:40Speaker 1: Blueberries, enormous blueberries, $ 1.
- 2:42Speaker 3: 49.
- 2:43Speaker 1: Wow. I know.
- 2:44Speaker 3: Avocado, $ 0. 59.
- 2:45Speaker 1: Are you fucking kidding me?
- 2:50Speaker 3: I pay $ 10 for my avocados.
- 2:52Speaker 1: I mean, I think at Irwan they're $ 19.
- 2:53Speaker 5: 94.
- 2:54Speaker 1: God. They, I mean, I.
- 2:57Speaker 3: So, yeah. Were they juicy, like big, hunky, juicy avocados?
- 3:01Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 3:01Speaker 3: Hunky avocados? Okay.
- 3:03Speaker 1: Well, I mean, yeah, they look to be good.
- 3:06Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
- 3:06Speaker 1: And so, anyway, there's, you know, grocery outlet, bargain market.
- 3:13Speaker 1: There's Irwan, which, by the way, I went to Irwan, Irwan, whatever.
- 3:16Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 3:17Speaker 1: Across from my hairdressers.
- 3:19Speaker 4: And.
- 3:20Speaker 1: I have to say, though, you know, what's great about
- 3:24Speaker 1: it is that is I was in Beverly Hills and
- 3:26Speaker 1: I was going to and I thought I'm going to
- 3:27Speaker 1: have to go get a salad and order it and
- 3:31Speaker 1: eat it while he dyes my hair and stuff and
- 3:33Speaker 1: does my highlights. But you go in there and you
- 3:36Speaker 1: can get in like a piece of salmon and two
- 3:38Speaker 1: sides for one flat price, which is expensive, but still
- 3:42Speaker 1: less than if you got like a salmon salad from
- 3:45Speaker 1: a fancy restaurant and then it's ready to go. So
- 3:48Speaker 1: I think for luncheon and stuff like that, still super expensive,
- 3:53Speaker 1: it was absolutely delicious.
- 3:56Speaker 3: Well, that's good.
- 3:56Speaker 1: I will say extremely expensive, but extremely tasty and very healthy.
- 4:02Speaker 7: Air One scares me. I just get scared every time
- 4:05Speaker 7: I drive by it or something. I feel like I'm
- 4:08Speaker 7: going to go in there and they're going to be like,
- 4:09Speaker 7: get out immediately. I'm like, I'm here for uncurdled duck milk.
- 4:13Speaker 7: Where else can I get it?
- 4:15Speaker 1: I think today you totally fit in.
- 4:17Speaker 3: Okay.
- 4:17Speaker 1: What you're wearing and stuff.
- 4:18Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 4:19Speaker 1: And I think that, well, the one, the girl did say,
- 4:22Speaker 1: do you want to get this deal for $ 8 a
- 4:25Speaker 1: month where then you get a discount on this luncheon thing?
- 4:29Speaker 1: Which I was like, you know, if I worked across
- 4:31Speaker 1: the street from one, I would totally do that because
- 4:33Speaker 1: you could have like a lunch every day.
- 4:35Speaker 3: That was awesome.
- 4:37Speaker 1: You're like, shut up, Heather. Get to the juicy scoop.
- 4:38Speaker 3: No, this is what I love hearing about your salmon salad.
- 4:40Speaker 1: I'm just saying, here was a little treat of like, hey,
- 4:44Speaker 1: I'm giving my opinion about certain places, okay? To this day,
- 4:50Speaker 1: we're still allowed to do that, but we might not
- 4:52Speaker 1: be anymore if a certain housewife has anything to do
- 4:54Speaker 1: with it. We don't get to in a minute. But first,
- 4:56Speaker 1: let's talk about this comedian. Her name's Ariel. Well, her
- 5:00Speaker 1: Instagram is Ariel Comedy. And the poor thing was Doing
- 5:06Speaker 1: stand-up at Uncle Vinny's. I don't know what city this is.
- 5:10Speaker 1: And this woman started yelling out. Who did you vote for?
- 5:14Speaker 1: And she goes, who did you vote for? And she goes, well,
- 5:19Speaker 1: who do you think I voted for? Well, I think
- 5:20Speaker 1: you voted for Biden based on what your jokes are saying.
- 5:24Speaker 1: And she's like, okay. She's like, I'm not going to
- 5:26Speaker 1: say who I voted for. And then she keeps screaming
- 5:29Speaker 1: at her. And then she says, well, I think you
- 5:31Speaker 1: voted for Trump based on the fact that you keep
- 5:33Speaker 1: talking and no one wants to hear you speak. Very funny, clever.
- 5:36Speaker 3: Very good.
- 5:37Speaker 1: At that point, the woman throws a full bottle, a
- 5:42Speaker 1: full can of beer at Chuckter right past her face.
- 5:45Speaker 1: It hit the brick wall. And the people that were
- 5:49Speaker 1: in the audience, who I think was with the woman,
- 5:51Speaker 1: I heard the guy go being like, what the hell
- 5:53Speaker 1: is wrong with you? I don't even, why am I? Oh,
- 5:56Speaker 1: it was in New Jersey. In New Jersey. I don't
- 5:57Speaker 1: even want to be with you. Like, it's like embarrassing
- 6:01Speaker 1: to be with that person. She picked it up. She
- 6:03Speaker 1: drank the beer. Yeah. Heather McDowell is talking about her
- 6:07Speaker 1: with Justin Martindale and Juicy Scoop. Her life is made.
- 6:09Speaker 3: Yeah, she has a deal in the works.
- 6:12Speaker 1: Oh, Netflix special happening.
- 6:14Speaker 3: Happening.
- 6:15Speaker 7: She is like being scouted. She will be the next
- 6:19Speaker 7: biggest thing.
- 6:20Speaker 1: Yes.
- 6:21Speaker 3: But you know what? I have to say she handled
- 6:23Speaker 3: herself very well.
- 6:25Speaker 1: I loved how she handled it. And she did a
- 6:28Speaker 1: great job.
- 6:28Speaker 7: I mean, I want to know what happened to that woman.
- 6:30Speaker 7: But also it's like. You're making an ass clown of yourself,
- 6:35Speaker 7: and you look foolish, and I hope she was arrested
- 6:39Speaker 7: for assault.
- 6:40Speaker 1: She probably wasn't.
- 6:42Speaker 3: Yeah, probably not.
- 6:42Speaker 1: They probably were like, you need to leave, and she left.
- 6:45Speaker 1: She probably finished her stand-up, didn't think at the moment
- 6:50Speaker 1: what an impact this would have on people watching, because
- 6:52Speaker 1: literally 10 people sent this to me this morning.
- 6:54Speaker 3: Oh, of course.
- 6:56Speaker 1: And so, yeah, so the girl's probably fine. She may
- 7:00Speaker 1: not even... be aware that we're talking about what an
- 7:04Speaker 1: idiot she was. And I doubt anybody was arrested or
- 7:07Speaker 1: anything because the comedy clubs, like I've said before, have,
- 7:10Speaker 1: you know, a small amount of people working there. They
- 7:13Speaker 1: don't necessarily have regular security.
- 7:14Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 7:14Speaker 1: So they did probably ask her to leave and they
- 7:16Speaker 1: probably wanted to leave. And whoever that guy that she
- 7:19Speaker 1: was with was probably like, let's go asshole. And probably
- 7:22Speaker 1: they probably removed themselves.
- 7:23Speaker 7: This is what, this is one of the biggest pet
- 7:26Speaker 7: peeves I have about standup clubs is the security of,
- 7:31Speaker 7: Because there.
- 7:33Speaker 3: Is a rule at the very beginning of shows. It's like,
- 7:36Speaker 3: turn off your phones. You know, don't talk. Don't ruin
- 7:40Speaker 3: the show.
- 7:41Speaker 1: Right.
- 7:42Speaker 3: And the minute this woman said, hey, I can't vote
- 7:44Speaker 3: for this, security should have come over and been like, no.
- 7:47Speaker 3: Strike one. Right. No more talking. And if she did
- 7:50Speaker 3: it again, you're done. You're leaving. But the fact that
- 7:54Speaker 3: they waited.
- 7:55Speaker 7: Until this woman picked up a beer and made the
- 7:58Speaker 7: decision to throw it had it hit this girl and
- 8:02Speaker 7: busted her face open, I mean, show's over. And I
- 8:09Speaker 7: just think it's so awful. And I've had encounters where
- 8:12Speaker 7: I've done a show and someone's said something or whatever,
- 8:16Speaker 7: and then finally they get up and leave and the security's.
- 8:18Speaker 3: Been over and they're like, I'm sorry, I should have
- 8:20Speaker 3: been here. And I'm like, yeah, you should have. It's
- 8:22Speaker 3: your job.
- 8:22Speaker 7: But stand inside. Don't stand outside by the box of
- 8:26Speaker 7: the club. You need to be inside where the shit happens.
- 8:29Speaker 7: People are unhinged.
- 8:31Speaker 1: Well, listen, a lot of security guards I've seen in
- 8:34Speaker 1: places lately are either looking at their phone the whole
- 8:38Speaker 1: time or they have earbuds in and they're listening to, hopefully,
- 8:41Speaker 1: Juicy Scoop, which I'm fine with. Or in this case,
- 8:45Speaker 1: we don't know that, you know, it looks like a
- 8:46Speaker 1: small club. They might not have a regular security guard.
- 8:49Speaker 1: That person might be running around getting drinks, helping out staff, whatever,
- 8:54Speaker 1: across the other room delivering chicken fingers. It happens, so... Anyway,
- 8:59Speaker 1: the point is that she got a viral video. And
- 9:03Speaker 1: as someone that has gotten a viral video of just
- 9:05Speaker 1: me saying a dumb joke about my period and then fainting,
- 9:10Speaker 1: it can be a little bit life-changing career-wise. And I
- 9:12Speaker 1: hope her career just skyrocks from here.
- 9:15Speaker 3: I think she'll be fine.
- 9:16Speaker 7: However, I will say there is a mandatory staff meeting
- 9:19Speaker 7: today at Uncle Vinny's.
- 9:21Speaker 3: Mark my words. They're like, oh, shit. All right, guys.
- 9:25Speaker 3: Gather round.
- 9:26Speaker 1: Amazing. All right, this was news that started to happen, like,
- 9:29Speaker 1: on Thursday. People were sending this to me. Miss USA, Gabrielle,
- 9:36Speaker 1: this girl, her name's Rabani. Gabrielle denies allegations that the
- 9:41Speaker 1: pageant was rigged in her favor. So this girl was
- 9:43Speaker 1: from Texas. She won Miss Texas.
- 9:45Speaker 6: Yay!
- 9:45Speaker 1: And then she won Miss USA. Now, Miss USA is
- 9:49Speaker 1: different than Miss America. The biggest difference, do you know?
- 9:54Speaker 3: Swimsuit.
- 9:55Speaker 5: No.
- 9:56Speaker 3: No. Damn it.
- 9:57Speaker 1: I would be almost like, I'd almost be more disturbed.
- 10:00Speaker 1: if you did know because it's so obscure. The difference
- 10:02Speaker 1: is Miss America has a talent competition.
- 10:05Speaker 3: Oh, that's it. I knew there was a category.
- 10:06Speaker 1: Where you like sing and Miss USA is just about
- 10:09Speaker 1: being cute and strutting your stuff and answering the questions. So.
- 10:13Speaker 7: Miss America's older too, right? Aren't they allowed to like
- 10:15Speaker 7: be in their 30s and like have dreams?
- 10:16Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 10:17Speaker 1: No.
- 10:17Speaker 6: No?
- 10:18Speaker 3: I thought Miss America was a little older.
- 10:19Speaker 1: I think they run anywhere from like 18 to like 26. Okay.
- 10:24Speaker 1: Some are already in law school. Some have graduated. Some are,
- 10:27Speaker 1: you know, sophomore in college, whatever. But anyway, this girl, Heather.
- 10:31Speaker 1: 17 and 25. 17 and 25 you have to be.
- 10:36Speaker 1: This girl, Heather, starts going off on TikTok and Instagram.
- 10:39Speaker 3: That's always a Heather.
- 10:40Speaker 1: I love a Heather. And she basically, this is what
- 10:45Speaker 1: she says. So as the girl gets her crown, she says,
- 10:49Speaker 1: you notice some of the other girls are walking away.
- 10:53Speaker 1: Like they didn't hang around and be happy for her.
- 10:57Speaker 1: And the next day, within 24 hours of her getting
- 10:59Speaker 1: the crown, she is featured on this beautiful resort, which
- 11:06Speaker 1: is a sponsor of the Miss USA contest, getting spa treatments.
- 11:11Speaker 1: So her first gripe was, If this wasn't rigged, if
- 11:14Speaker 1: they weren't in cahoots where the owner of the Miss
- 11:17Speaker 1: USA contest wasn't in cahoots with her brands to be like,
- 11:23Speaker 1: ask this Miss Texas to come and do your ad.
- 11:27Speaker 1: So when she wins, you can immediately put it out.
- 11:30Speaker 1: That's what they're saying. Oh. Because all the girls got
- 11:34Speaker 1: to go and experience the spa, but nobody had, like,
- 11:37Speaker 1: a special commercial filmed for them.
- 11:39Speaker 3: Yeah, a partnership. A paid partnership.
- 11:41Speaker 1: Yes.
- 11:42Speaker 3: Sponsored by.
- 11:43Speaker 1: Now, the Miss Texas has come out and said... my
- 11:47Speaker 1: Miss Texas thing was like a little bit later than
- 11:51Speaker 1: many of the other states of me winning. And after
- 11:55Speaker 1: that is when sponsorship started come as Miss Texas and
- 12:00Speaker 1: one of them being this resort. So I did do
- 12:02Speaker 1: it before, but I know a, like, I still believe
- 12:06Speaker 1: I won. And then the Heather girl was saying, and
- 12:10Speaker 1: nobody go after Miss Texas, like whatever happened, it's not
- 12:13Speaker 1: her fault, you know, but, She believes that the owner
- 12:17Speaker 1: of it... Okay, so here the girl is at the...
- 12:21Speaker 1: How do you pronounce that? Nizuk or something resort, someplace
- 12:25Speaker 1: in Mexico. And so right after she won, they said,
- 12:28Speaker 1: congratulations to the newly crowned Miss USA. We are so
- 12:32Speaker 1: proud to have you as one of our Nizuk, I
- 12:36Speaker 1: don't know, med spa ambassadors. Okay, so this whole thing.
- 12:39Speaker 3: So....
- 12:42Speaker 6: So.
- 12:43Speaker 1: Also interesting is executive director is Shanna Moakler. Shanna Moakler.
- 12:47Speaker 3: So that Shanna Moakler.
- 12:49Speaker 1: Was Miss USA herself and was married to Travis Barker.
- 12:52Speaker 3: Before and has kids. Yes. Don't say her name two
- 12:56Speaker 3: more times because she'll show up.
- 12:58Speaker 1: So they were trying to say, they tried to say, look,
- 13:00Speaker 1: we have an open door policy for all of our
- 13:02Speaker 1: hometown delegates and their families. Should anyone be concerned at
- 13:05Speaker 1: any time about the pageant topic, whatever, this whole thing.
- 13:09Speaker 1: So they're saying.
- 13:12Speaker 1: OK, so this girl say you're a bully, Shannon Moakler.
- 13:15Speaker 1: You shouldn't be in a position of leadership for a
- 13:17Speaker 1: young woman because she thinks it's all fake. This other
- 13:20Speaker 1: this girl also went on to say the other girl
- 13:22Speaker 1: that they have to pay for a lot of things themselves.
- 13:25Speaker 1: If they if they have extra luggage, they would have
- 13:28Speaker 1: to pay for that, which you assume they would have
- 13:30Speaker 1: to wear all these outfits. If they want extra food,
- 13:34Speaker 1: any anything they do. And she was saying, it is
- 13:37Speaker 1: her opinion, that this girl got a lot of extra
- 13:40Speaker 1: perks from the beginning by the people that ran it.
- 13:45Speaker 1: Here is the girl who owns the company, owns Miss USA,
- 13:50Speaker 1: named Crystal Stewart, actually doing Miss Texas' hair backstage. Okay,
- 13:58Speaker 1: that's some good evidence. Also, she said the brand... the
- 14:04Speaker 1: brand of that resort, that guy was in the, um,
- 14:09Speaker 1: in the audience watching Miss USA and on his reels,
- 14:14Speaker 1: I mean, on his stories, on his stories on Instagram,
- 14:17Speaker 1: the only person, the only person that he featured throughout
- 14:22Speaker 1: the whole time was Miss Texas.
- 14:24Speaker 3: So as he's.
- 14:26Speaker 1: Sitting in the audience, he could have filmed anybody, but,
- 14:29Speaker 1: And he.
- 14:29Speaker 3: Was calling the winner without calling the winner.
- 14:31Speaker 1: He was just like, you know, oh, whatever. That was
- 14:34Speaker 1: his favorite. So then she also shared this Miss USA,
- 14:41Speaker 1: Miss Teen USA thing, saying that this one person has
- 14:45Speaker 1: been removed, and she believes it's because there might have
- 14:48Speaker 1: been some sexual assault allegations. She's just spreading it all. Okay,
- 14:54Speaker 1: so I want to tell you about my experience– Under
- 15:00Speaker 1: the Miss USA pageant.
- 15:01Speaker 3: Okay.
- 15:04Speaker 1: Or maybe it was Miss America. I don't know.
- 15:05Speaker 3: I can't remember. They're so similar. Was there a talent portion?
- 15:08Speaker 1: I wish it was rigged. We thought it was rigged.
- 15:12Speaker 1: It wasn't. I got the boot before the final 10.
- 15:15Speaker 3: God.
- 15:16Speaker 1: It was summer after my graduation year from USC, and
- 15:20Speaker 1: the woman who owned the pageant for Miss Tarzana, she
- 15:23Speaker 1: was in charge of Miss Tarzana, her husband was a
- 15:26Speaker 1: big realtor, and she was my mother's friend. And she
- 15:29Speaker 1: called my mother saying I would love Heather to be
- 15:32Speaker 1: in it. So I would think I was going to
- 15:36Speaker 1: have a little bit extra attention.
- 15:38Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 15:38Speaker 1: And I did. Okay? I did. She helped me. She, like,
- 15:42Speaker 1: adored me. Maybe it was Miss USA because there wasn't
- 15:46Speaker 1: a talent portion. But I did, like, a Cher impression
- 15:50Speaker 1: for her. That's talent. She goes, I'm going to have
- 15:54Speaker 1: the question be... When you have to answer the question,
- 15:57Speaker 1: be in a way that you can work in your
- 15:59Speaker 1: share impression. Because I think you're so talented and funny.
- 16:02Speaker 4: Okay?
- 16:04Speaker 1: So now I have to get my outfit together.
- 16:06Speaker 4: I'm just.
- 16:09Speaker 3: I don't know where this is going.
- 16:11Speaker 1: It's at the Warner Center Marriott.
- 16:12Speaker 3: Okay.
- 16:13Speaker 1: It's at the Warner Center Marriott. My dad buys a table.
- 16:16Speaker 1: My friend Liz is there. And I'm going to do
- 16:19Speaker 1: this thing. And I'm thinking... I don't know if I'm
- 16:22Speaker 1: going to win, but I'm certainly going to get to
- 16:24Speaker 1: like the top 10.
- 16:25Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 16:25Speaker 1: But if I do win, then I go to Miss
- 16:28Speaker 1: California in which we go to Disneyland and we wear
- 16:32Speaker 1: the sash and we go, go to the front of
- 16:33Speaker 1: the line on the rides, which is the main thing
- 16:36Speaker 1: that I was looking forward to. And so, cause it
- 16:39Speaker 1: has its perks. Yeah. So I do the interviews and
- 16:42Speaker 1: I think I'm doing great. I didn't know. So another
- 16:45Speaker 1: thing about this, this thing is that, um, Miss USA
- 16:48Speaker 1: also owns a coaching service.
- 16:51Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
- 16:53Speaker 1: So you have to pay for these coaches to help
- 16:55Speaker 1: you prepare for the questions, what to wear, like stylists,
- 16:58Speaker 1: all that kind of stuff. She claims that this Miss
- 17:00Speaker 1: Texas got all that for free.
- 17:03Speaker 3: Ooh.
- 17:04Speaker 1: Now, I don't know if there's scholarships for certain people
- 17:06Speaker 1: or what, but this girl paid at... This Miss Montana
- 17:10Speaker 1: Heather girl paid for everything out of her own pocket. So, like,
- 17:12Speaker 1: she's a little annoyed by that. So, anyway, I... We did...
- 17:16Speaker 1: We got these... We did get, I think, swimsuits we
- 17:20Speaker 1: got to choose from, everything. At the final moment, like
- 17:24Speaker 1: two weeks before, we would have these rehearsals with the
- 17:27Speaker 1: other girls about how we were going to do this. And, like,
- 17:31Speaker 1: everyone had to have a sponsor. So mine was the
- 17:33Speaker 1: real estate sponsor of my parents' business. And this girl
- 17:37Speaker 1: walks in, and she's very put together and good-looking. And
- 17:41Speaker 1: she's actually from Wisconsin, but she... realized that Miss Tarzana
- 17:46Speaker 1: was like a little shocky, like a little stupid operation
- 17:51Speaker 1: that she could probably come in and win it. Right.
- 17:53Speaker 1: And she did.
- 17:55Speaker 3: Big fish in a small pond.
- 17:56Speaker 1: She came in and this lady goes, the woman who
- 17:58Speaker 1: was like, oh, at the last minute, and so I
- 18:00Speaker 1: see this girl, I'm like, okay, she had tapes of
- 18:04Speaker 1: like to get her in the mood. You know, like,
- 18:06Speaker 1: she had coaching tapes. Like, she knew exactly what to
- 18:09Speaker 1: say and do. And I kind of was like, my
- 18:11Speaker 1: only preparation was just being a kid that watched it
- 18:14Speaker 1: on TV. Like, I didn't look up one thing. I
- 18:17Speaker 1: didn't try to, like, figure out a better walk or
- 18:20Speaker 1: better outfit or anything or what to do with my hair.
- 18:23Speaker 1: I just was like, all right, I'm going to... gonna
- 18:25Speaker 1: be like as cute as I can be that day.
- 18:27Speaker 7: And she was training like listening to Aya the Tiger
- 18:29Speaker 7: having a full 80s montage like.
- 18:31Speaker 1: Boxing there's actual tapes that will give you like questions
- 18:35Speaker 1: that most likely will be asked and the best way
- 18:37Speaker 1: to answer them so you can really kind of study
- 18:40Speaker 1: it but.
- 18:41Speaker 7: More importantly did you answer the question with a Cher
- 18:44Speaker 7: impression was it like Heather how would you like to
- 18:47Speaker 7: solve world peace I'm Cher bitch like was that.
- 18:49Speaker 1: The answer if that was it it would have been
- 18:51Speaker 1: you fucking turned back time I would tell the world. No, seriously.
- 18:59Speaker 1: I would tell the city of Tarzana that in order
- 19:02Speaker 1: to create a stronger community, we need to have more
- 19:06Speaker 1: concerts in the Warner Center Park. I'd like to bring
- 19:09Speaker 1: that back and not just stop it after Labor Day.
- 19:12Speaker 1: As you know, we have beautiful weather here. We could
- 19:13Speaker 1: have that continuing going all the way up until Christmas,
- 19:17Speaker 1: providing it doesn't rain, which it doesn't rain much here.
- 19:20Speaker 1: And really encourage local talent. theater programs in the San
- 19:25Speaker 1: Fernando Valley to be part of that stage performance. And
- 19:29Speaker 1: that is the way I would solve world peace in Tarzana, California.
- 19:33Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 19:34Speaker 3: Thank you. Contestant number nine, Heather McDonald.
- 19:36Speaker 1: Thank you. Well, I got up there and stood there
- 19:40Speaker 1: in my bathing suit in which they picked the 10
- 19:44Speaker 1: finalists and I was not one. And that is when
- 19:48Speaker 1: my friend Liz said that my dad threw down his napkin.
- 19:52Speaker 1: I want to say he might have been wearing a
- 19:53Speaker 1: tuxedo and said, this is fucking bullshit.
- 19:56Speaker 3: Good.
- 19:57Speaker 1: Let's get out of here. I had such a bad
- 19:59Speaker 1: attitude that I told the woman, I just want to leave.
- 20:03Speaker 1: And she was like, that's a horrible attitude to have.
- 20:05Speaker 1: I'm like, you're totally right. That's awful.
- 20:07Speaker 6: Anyway.
- 20:09Speaker 1: Sat back there for the next two hours. Tell someone
- 20:12Speaker 1: that wasn't even born in California.
- 20:14Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 20:14Speaker 1: And literally got an apartment there three days before one.
- 20:19Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 20:19Speaker 7: We really need to secure our pageant borders. You know,
- 20:22Speaker 7: it's just, it's a problem that needs to be addressed.
- 20:26Speaker 3: Also, I know you Valley girls.
- 20:28Speaker 7: Did y'all like key her car or like blow out
- 20:32Speaker 7: her tires or sabotage her in any way?
- 20:35Speaker 1: Part of her winning. was to get a gym membership
- 20:38Speaker 1: with a personal trainer at 24 Hour Fitness or something.
- 20:42Speaker 1: And my sister Shannon said she saw her there.
- 20:45Speaker 3: God, she used the actual membership?
- 20:49Speaker 1: Yes, and saw her walking around with her sash.
- 20:52Speaker 3: Ew, in the gym?
- 20:54Speaker 1: With her unitard on, with the trainer. And Shannon was like,
- 20:58Speaker 1: and you know what?
- 20:59Speaker 3: I go, what?
- 20:59Speaker 1: She goes, her body is really good.
- 21:01Speaker 3: God, Shannon, what?
- 21:03Speaker 4: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
- 21:07Speaker 4: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
- 21:11Speaker 4: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
- 21:13Speaker 4: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
- 21:16Speaker 4: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
- 21:18Speaker 4: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
- 21:21Speaker 4: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
- 21:26Speaker 4: click and collect.
- 21:27Speaker 1: So easy.
- 21:28Speaker 4: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.
- 21:33Speaker 5: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
- 21:36Speaker 5: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
- 21:39Speaker 5: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
- 21:44Speaker 5: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
- 21:46Speaker 2: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
- 21:49Speaker 1: I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
- 21:52Speaker 1: filed against me.
- 21:53Speaker 3: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
- 21:55Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
- 21:57Speaker 8: Where did that need come from where you thought that
- 22:00Speaker 8: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
- 22:03Speaker 3: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
- 22:04Speaker 3: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
- 22:07Speaker 3: started crying.
- 22:08Speaker 8: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
- 22:12Speaker 8: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
- 22:15Speaker 8: happens next.
- 22:16Speaker 3: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
- 22:19Speaker 3: every day was. You're worth the work. Listen, Dara, I'm
- 22:21Speaker 3: not going to pull punches.
- 22:22Speaker 1: You can use your voice even if it shakes.
- 22:25Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
- 22:28Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
- 22:39Speaker 3: Did she bone the trainer?
- 22:41Speaker 1: No, I'm sure the girl, like, probably moved on, didn't
- 22:44Speaker 1: get Miss California, and then, like, whatever. But, like, of course,
- 22:47Speaker 1: she wanted to be, like, an anchor or something. Everybody
- 22:49Speaker 1: always does.
- 22:49Speaker 3: She's a pageant locust. On to the next big city
- 22:52Speaker 3: of Tarzana.
- 22:54Speaker 1: I mean, I think this is pretty juicy because it
- 22:57Speaker 1: is at this big level, and it deals with brands
- 23:00Speaker 1: and social media and social influencers and all of that.
- 23:04Speaker 1: So I think... I think this might be kind of interesting.
- 23:07Speaker 1: Like make me make people go back and go, God,
- 23:11Speaker 1: was this something? I mean, I can't, I doubt this
- 23:13Speaker 1: is the first year that it got a little muddy.
- 23:15Speaker 3: Sure.
- 23:16Speaker 7: And I, I honestly will say like, we don't really
- 23:18Speaker 7: hear from pageant contestants, but when they like use their
- 23:24Speaker 7: platform on an actual platform, like it's like.
- 23:27Speaker 3: Oh shit. Like usually they're just like, I lost.
- 23:31Speaker 1: Right.
- 23:31Speaker 6: You know?
- 23:31Speaker 3: And now they're like, here's what's happening.
- 23:33Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 23:33Speaker 3: I think that's a big, I think that's a ballsy statement.
- 23:36Speaker 7: And I think, yeah, they're like, all the money, all
- 23:39Speaker 7: the sponsorships that go into this, and for actual contestants
- 23:43Speaker 7: to be like, this sucks.
- 23:45Speaker 1: Yeah, basically they're saying like, we never had a chance.
- 23:47Speaker 3: We were cheated.
- 23:48Speaker 1: They believe they never had a chance. They believe this
- 23:50Speaker 1: was done from the start to have the owner of
- 23:54Speaker 1: the pageant satisfy commitments of ambassadors and brands and stuff.
- 24:01Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 24:02Speaker 1: That kind of makes sense, and it's pretty bad, so
- 24:05Speaker 1: we'll see. But I did think, though, having that woman
- 24:08Speaker 1: own the pageant that was my mom's good friend, I
- 24:11Speaker 1: thought it was going to be fixed. And unfortunately, it
- 24:14Speaker 1: was not. I would have never joined.
- 24:19Speaker 3: I'm going to win.
- 24:20Speaker 1: I would have never joined if I didn't. We 100%
- 24:23Speaker 1: believed I was going to win. We 100% believed I
- 24:24Speaker 1: was going to be slightly rigged. And I had no
- 24:29Speaker 1: problem with that because she asked me to do it.
- 24:32Speaker 3: You were like, oh, I've got this in the bag.
- 24:34Speaker 1: Anyway. Bethany Frankel is suing TikTok over ad featuring her image.
- 24:40Speaker 3: Well.
- 24:41Speaker 1: Okay. So basically, you know, she's suing. Really, she should
- 24:46Speaker 1: just be suing the person that used her image. But
- 24:49Speaker 1: that's small bananas. And she's big bananas. And so, of course,
- 24:54Speaker 1: she's going to sue TikTok and get the press that
- 24:56Speaker 1: she needs, which, you know. Page Six writes about her
- 24:59Speaker 1: twice a week, and I talk about her about once
- 25:01Speaker 1: a week. So she's doing okay for herself.
- 25:04Speaker 3: She's all right. Yeah, where do you want to go
- 25:09Speaker 3: with this?
- 25:10Speaker 1: Well, basically, the way I understand it is that she
- 25:13Speaker 1: did do an ad for, like, a Jenny Kane sweater.
- 25:17Speaker 1: And then a company that makes kind of knockoff sweaters
- 25:21Speaker 1: of that took her video.
- 25:24Speaker 3: Her likeness.
- 25:26Speaker 1: Well, yeah, but it's her. First one, first one they
- 25:28Speaker 1: were doing, I'm like, did they chop off her head
- 25:30Speaker 1: and like suppose it on a different sweater? I was like,
- 25:32Speaker 1: I don't understand where she's going with it. So I
- 25:35Speaker 1: get that. But how the, but TikTok can't like moderate
- 25:40Speaker 1: every single thing that goes on there. I mean, so
- 25:44Speaker 1: if someone did that, they should get in trouble for it.
- 25:47Speaker 1: They should get their wrist slapped, you know, maybe get
- 25:51Speaker 1: banned or whatever from TikTok for a while. And, of course,
- 25:55Speaker 1: she could go after them for that. But, like, my God,
- 25:58Speaker 1: you know, is TikTok going to do that about everything? Well,
- 26:01Speaker 1: she's taking it a step further, I think, with all
- 26:04Speaker 1: of it. But, yeah.
- 26:05Speaker 7: Well, I just think that's kind of stupid. It's like,
- 26:08Speaker 7: I'm going to sue TikTok. And if you're going to
- 26:11Speaker 7: sue TikTok, can TikTok also be like, well, then, if
- 26:14Speaker 7: you're going to sue us, you're not allowed on our
- 26:15Speaker 7: platform anymore?
- 26:17Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 26:18Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point.
- 26:19Speaker 3: Right? They're just like, get out of here.
- 26:21Speaker 1: Well, I think... You know, there's so much TikTok drama
- 26:24Speaker 1: in which I love, you know, I get a lot
- 26:27Speaker 1: of juicy scoop from TikTok. I follow a lot of
- 26:30Speaker 1: smaller creators on TikTok that's really making it and sharing
- 26:33Speaker 1: stuff and going on deep dives that I don't. And
- 26:36Speaker 1: I have a, you know, I always come up with
- 26:39Speaker 1: movie ideas. So this is just a hypothetical movie idea,
- 26:44Speaker 1: kind of, but maybe based on real life. You know
- 26:46Speaker 1: how they do that, like before Law & Order. Like anything...
- 26:50Speaker 1: So if this sounds similar to anybody, don't come sue
- 26:54Speaker 1: me because it's just me walking around this earth and
- 26:58Speaker 1: coming up with a movie idea.
- 26:59Speaker 3: Just let the girl live. As a former Miss Tarzana,
- 27:03Speaker 3: let the girl dream.
- 27:04Speaker 1: I wasn't Miss Tarzana, goddammit!
- 27:08Speaker 3: We're all Miss Tarzana.
- 27:10Speaker 1: People are like, I just wanted people to know, Woodland
- 27:13Speaker 1: Hills is next door to Miss Tarzana. That's why I
- 27:15Speaker 1: could technically qualify, okay? And there was no Miss Woodland Hills,
- 27:19Speaker 1: so it wasn't like I had to choose between two
- 27:21Speaker 1: huge counties.
- 27:22Speaker 3: Still keeps you up at night.
- 27:25Speaker 1: One of the biggest, worst moments of my life. Okay,
- 27:27Speaker 1: so here's my idea for a movie.
- 27:30Speaker 5: Okay.
- 27:30Speaker 1: Based on what's going on where you're watching it. Okay,
- 27:37Speaker 1: so there's a former housewife, former real housewife who leaves
- 27:42Speaker 1: the franchise because she's so successful with her own brand,
- 27:45Speaker 1: she doesn't have to do this bullshit anymore. And she
- 27:47Speaker 1: wants to get into the TikTok world. And she wants
- 27:50Speaker 1: to appear really authentic and really just give her heart
- 27:53Speaker 1: and soul to the things. So she starts, this is
- 27:56Speaker 1: all hypothetical, she starts going to different grocery stores, like
- 27:59Speaker 1: I said, and testing out different condiments. Everything from Williams-Sonoma
- 28:04Speaker 1: mustard to one that you'd get at the 99-cent store.
- 28:08Speaker 1: And then she does these videos where she's like, Put
- 28:11Speaker 1: this on a hot dog. Fucking bananas.
- 28:13Speaker 3: Shitballs.
- 28:14Speaker 1: Are you killing me right now? Is this even a
- 28:15Speaker 1: hot dog? Where am I? Am I at Dodger Stadium?
- 28:17Speaker 1: Am I on the moon? Get this now. And then
- 28:20Speaker 1: she'd go to another mustard and she'd be like, not
- 28:22Speaker 1: worth the $ 19. 95 or one. Go fuck yourself. And people
- 28:27Speaker 1: are like, gosh, thank you, Elizabeth, we'll call her. Thank you, Elizabeth,
- 28:32Speaker 1: for telling the truth about different condiments and why you
- 28:34Speaker 1: can go and like, we love you. You're the greatest.
- 28:38Speaker 1: And then she keeps saying things like, it's a scam.
- 28:40Speaker 1: This mustard is a scam. This is a scam. And
- 28:43Speaker 1: then like a TikToker that's just like a smart girl
- 28:47Speaker 1: that just is really being herself is like, oh, my God.
- 28:51Speaker 1: So I did a deep dive and I found out
- 28:53Speaker 1: that a lot of celebrities like to trademark a lot
- 28:57Speaker 1: of things that aren't even out yet, but they think
- 29:00Speaker 1: it's going to be. So they trademark a saying or something.
- 29:03Speaker 1: And then they start using that saying like seven months
- 29:06Speaker 1: after it's already been trademarked. in what they are trying
- 29:09Speaker 1: to appear to be an authentic way. And then they're like,
- 29:12Speaker 1: this mustard's a scam. And then maybe because there'll be
- 29:15Speaker 1: a TV show that's called it's a scam or whatever.
- 29:18Speaker 1: So then there are people who watch that girl and
- 29:23Speaker 1: they're like, oh, that's interesting. She's got whatever, 10,000 followers
- 29:28Speaker 1: or 10,000 likes. But maybe she's making a tiny bit
- 29:31Speaker 1: of money a month as a TikToker. Well, then Elizabeth,
- 29:36Speaker 1: the sauce girl... is like, fuck that. You're not going
- 29:40Speaker 1: to make me look bad, you fucking liar. So then
- 29:42Speaker 1: she gets a cease and desist letter and sends it
- 29:45Speaker 1: to that little TikToker. along with other TikTokers and other
- 29:49Speaker 1: influencers that have also shared their opinion, just like she's
- 29:52Speaker 1: sharing her opinion about the sauces. They get to share
- 29:55Speaker 1: their opinion about maybe brands that she's had or maybe saying,
- 30:00Speaker 1: I do like that mustard from William Sonoma. And I
- 30:04Speaker 1: do think this is interesting. And seeing people's trademarks, people
- 30:09Speaker 1: showed it about the Kardashians, but the Kardashians don't care
- 30:11Speaker 1: when people do that because they're like so above it.
- 30:14Speaker 1: But this Elizabeth girl, I guess, isn't. So then in
- 30:18Speaker 1: walks the hero of the story, which would be someone
- 30:23Speaker 1: that's like a mom. She's a comedian. And she's had
- 30:27Speaker 1: a podcast for seven and a half years.
- 30:28Speaker 3: But who's counting?
- 30:29Speaker 8: No.
- 30:30Speaker 1: And she's like, this is fucking bullshit because I've already won.
- 30:33Speaker 1: This is the character talking, not me. I've already won
- 30:36Speaker 1: a case that's changed the law for podcasting in which
- 30:41Speaker 1: someone tried to shut me up and tell me I
- 30:43Speaker 1: couldn't use my freedom of speech. And I feel that Elizabeth,
- 30:46Speaker 1: the sauce lady, is trying to go after younger, less rich,
- 30:51Speaker 1: less powerful influencers who have a right to give their
- 30:55Speaker 1: opinion and rise up the ranks just the way she
- 30:57Speaker 1: gained so much in her career of giving her opinion.
- 31:00Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
- 31:02Speaker 1: They go to court eventually. And all of the people
- 31:07Speaker 1: that are that, you know, I have a whole group
- 31:10Speaker 1: of people show up at the courthouse to support this
- 31:12Speaker 1: young TikToker. I'm the old podcaster. Not me. The girl,
- 31:17Speaker 1: the hero is the old podcaster lady. And then all
- 31:20Speaker 1: of her followers wear a shirt that says Elizabeth is
- 31:24Speaker 1: a hypocrite. And they wear that and it all gets
- 31:28Speaker 1: exposed online. And it's... Lifetime wanted it.
- 31:32Speaker 2: Sure.
- 31:32Speaker 1: But Netflix wants to be Lifetime now, apparently. And so
- 31:35Speaker 1: Lifetime buys it. And it becomes a movie. And as
- 31:38Speaker 1: people watch it, they go, oh, wow. I think I
- 31:41Speaker 1: know what this scandal was about. But we never say
- 31:44Speaker 1: the name of who it is. And we call it, like,
- 31:47Speaker 1: the Skinny Sauce Scandal.
- 31:50Speaker 3: Ooh, that's a good one.
- 31:51Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 31:52Speaker 3: Or Bat Tick Crazy. Cute. Cute. Or something.
- 31:58Speaker 7: I love a good mustard scam. That just sounds fun.
- 32:01Speaker 1: The mustard scam?
- 32:02Speaker 3: The mustard scam. Because you're like, what is this mustard scam?
- 32:05Speaker 1: Do you need real mustard seasoning or not? I mean,
- 32:07Speaker 1: what the fuck? I can't even taste it.
- 32:08Speaker 3: Is it Poupon? Is it deli? What is this?
- 32:12Speaker 1: Everyone knows I love a good mustard. Sometimes I just
- 32:15Speaker 1: put mustard on toast and eat it alone.
- 32:17Speaker 3: You're right, Elizabeth. She loves mustard. Just leave us alone.
- 32:20Speaker 3: We need to see our families. I need more mustard.
- 32:23Speaker 3: That's so bizarre.
- 32:24Speaker 1: Don't fucking tell me that my mustard stories are not authentic, bitch.
- 32:28Speaker 1: Here's a cease and desist, and you better not talk
- 32:30Speaker 1: about it. So now that TikTok person, you know, would
- 32:32Speaker 1: have to take it all down and never mention or
- 32:35Speaker 1: talk about that person who is a public figure ever again,
- 32:37Speaker 1: which when you're a public figure, you can talk about people.
- 32:40Speaker 3: I just miss the old days where we could just
- 32:42Speaker 3: review condiments freely.
- 32:43Speaker 1: Speaking of which, we just watched an amazing trailer. It's
- 32:47Speaker 1: on Netflix, trying to be Lifetime, however. Falling for Christmas.
- 32:52Speaker 1: With Lindsay Lohan.
- 32:53Speaker 6: Yes.
- 32:53Speaker 1: And we're not giving anything away because the trailer gives
- 32:56Speaker 1: the whole thing away.
- 32:56Speaker 3: It really does. There's no need to watch it.
- 32:58Speaker 7: You don't have to watch it, guys. Just watch the trailer.
- 33:00Speaker 7: It just came out today. Can I tell you what
- 33:03Speaker 7: it's about?
- 33:04Speaker 3: Yes. It's Overboard on the Slopes.
- 33:08Speaker 1: She is Paris Hilton. She starts out being Paris Hilton,
- 33:11Speaker 1: doesn't have to work, and is the heir to the
- 33:13Speaker 1: biggest hotel chain in the world.
- 33:15Speaker 3: Yes.
- 33:16Speaker 1: And sure enough, her boyfriend... asks her to marry him
- 33:20Speaker 1: on the slopes with the yellow diamond ring that Paris Hilton,
- 33:25Speaker 1: I think her fourth fiance, she's married to like the
- 33:28Speaker 1: fifth one now. I don't know how many times she's
- 33:29Speaker 1: been engaged. But in real life, Paris Hilton was engaged
- 33:32Speaker 1: to a guy that gave her a ring on a slope.
- 33:34Speaker 1: And I want to say that she didn't marry that guy.
- 33:37Speaker 3: I don't think she did.
- 33:38Speaker 1: She didn't marry that one. She married the next one.
- 33:40Speaker 1: And she falls and she hits her head and people
- 33:44Speaker 1: find her later on. And now she's in the small
- 33:47Speaker 1: working class part of town.
- 33:48Speaker 3: Gross.
- 33:49Speaker 1: Not the Aspen part, like the an hour away part.
- 33:52Speaker 3: Which looks like a Santa's village.
- 33:54Speaker 1: Which is still gorgeous. Every house is probably still $ 2 million.
- 33:57Speaker 3: Oh, for sure. But everything smells like gingerbread and everything's clean.
- 34:01Speaker 1: Yeah, so she doesn't know how to make a bed.
- 34:03Speaker 3: I mean.
- 34:03Speaker 1: And now you see Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell situation
- 34:06Speaker 1: going on.
- 34:07Speaker 3: Except.
- 34:08Speaker 1: I don't think there's going to be that scene where
- 34:11Speaker 1: Kirk Russell convinces her that they're really married, and so
- 34:14Speaker 1: then he basically has sex with her, and they had
- 34:17Speaker 1: to cut that scene out.
- 34:17Speaker 3: They probably did.
- 34:18Speaker 1: That was like, is this sexual assault with someone who
- 34:20Speaker 1: has amnesia? Or like, what is this? But, of course,
- 34:23Speaker 1: he has a child. In Overboard, he had four boys.
- 34:27Speaker 1: He has a cute daughter. And I'm going to go
- 34:30Speaker 1: on a limb and say that in the end.
- 34:34Speaker 4: What?
- 34:34Speaker 3: What?
- 34:36Speaker 1: In the end, the rich guy, the guy who wants
- 34:39Speaker 1: to be rich, she really has the money. He comes
- 34:43Speaker 1: back and tries to woo her. And she thinks she's
- 34:46Speaker 1: going to. And then, of course, changes her mind and
- 34:50Speaker 1: stays with him and the little girl. And she does
- 34:53Speaker 1: have creative ideas that come out through the time that
- 34:56Speaker 1: she's cleaning the house. And so she's able to build
- 34:59Speaker 1: up a career with him and her new daughter there.
- 35:02Speaker 1: that has nothing to do with the Hilton quote unquote
- 35:05Speaker 1: last name.
- 35:05Speaker 3: I'm going to up, I'm going to up the Annie.
- 35:07Speaker 1: Please do.
- 35:09Speaker 7: She's going to learn how to make several beds. In fact,
- 35:11Speaker 7: she's going to have so much fun like taking apart
- 35:14Speaker 7: beds and putting them together in this lodge. She's going
- 35:17Speaker 7: to create a successful Airbnb chain within the village.
- 35:22Speaker 1: Of That brings a bunch, because the village doesn't get
- 35:26Speaker 1: the tourism that the expensive Aspen part does.
- 35:29Speaker 3: The village is about to shut down.
- 35:31Speaker 5: Yes.
- 35:31Speaker 3: It's going to go bankrupt tomorrow.
- 35:33Speaker 1: Yes.
- 35:33Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 35:34Speaker 7: And so she's there and she's like, wait, oh God.
- 35:36Speaker 7: And the fiance who allowed her to fall down the slope.
- 35:41Speaker 3: Yes.
- 35:42Speaker 7: There's going to be a scene where he looks over
- 35:43Speaker 7: and he's going to be like, oh, and leaves her.
- 35:46Speaker 7: So then she's going to be like, oh, wow, you
- 35:48Speaker 7: knew where I was the entire time. You left me
- 35:50Speaker 7: in the snow. And we all know Lindsay Lohan loves
- 35:52Speaker 7: a white powder. Now, I think she's going, like, I
- 35:58Speaker 7: think the mom or the dad, because she's an.
- 36:01Speaker 3: Heiress, is going to be like, where's my daughter?
- 36:03Speaker 7: And then she's going to realize at the end, like, hey,
- 36:06Speaker 7: I'm happy here being basic.
- 36:09Speaker 3: You know?
- 36:09Speaker 1: The only thing I'm going to disagree with you on.
- 36:12Speaker 3: What?
- 36:14Speaker 1: Oh, wait a minute. We do see her dad make
- 36:17Speaker 1: an appearance, which is actually my friend is dating that actor.
- 36:21Speaker 3: Oh, right.
- 36:22Speaker 1: He was from General Hospital. So I guess the dad
- 36:24Speaker 1: does come in. But I think the parents are going
- 36:27Speaker 1: to be very loving. They're only going to expose that
- 36:29Speaker 1: the fiancé was not there for the right reasons.
- 36:31Speaker 3: The fiancé was not there at all.
- 36:33Speaker 1: Yes. Also, she looks pretty in it.
- 36:36Speaker 3: And, I mean.
- 36:37Speaker 1: It's definitely a little more edgy and fun than a Lifetime,
- 36:40Speaker 1: but it's extremely Lifetime Hallmark-y.
- 36:42Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
- 36:43Speaker 7: I mean, the sleeves alone just scream Hallmark. Like, are
- 36:46Speaker 7: you kidding me? Does Dina Lohan make a cameo as
- 36:49Speaker 7: Elf on a Shelf? That's what I want to know.
- 36:52Speaker 3: We have to put her in somewhere. That's me, Dina Lohan. Like, oh, God,
- 36:56Speaker 3: the Christmas Goblin's back. Yeah.
- 36:58Speaker 1: Yes. I don't know if Allie Lohan. Hopefully they all
- 37:00Speaker 1: went to the premiere.
- 37:01Speaker 3: I hope so. I have to say I am glad,
- 37:05Speaker 3: and I will say... I'm making a prediction.
- 37:08Speaker 1: Okay.
- 37:08Speaker 3: Okay.
- 37:10Speaker 7: In the trailer, she's singing Jingle Bell Rock, which was
- 37:15Speaker 7: the song from Mean Girls.
- 37:17Speaker 1: Yes, you're right.
- 37:19Speaker 3: Her and Regina George and all that.
- 37:20Speaker 1: So that's totally deliberate.
- 37:22Speaker 3: Good move, editors.
- 37:22Speaker 7: But I think she's going to release her own version
- 37:26Speaker 7: of the 20th anniversary or whatever, how long ago Mean
- 37:29Speaker 7: Girls came out. Her new single, Jingle Bell Rock for
- 37:33Speaker 7: Falling for Christmas. She's coming after Mariah Carey. I mean,
- 37:36Speaker 7: it's not going to happen, but let her go big.
- 37:39Speaker 1: Well, you know who might sue her?
- 37:41Speaker 3: Bethany Frankel.
- 37:42Speaker 1: Countess Luanne. She's got a, all I, what was her
- 37:46Speaker 1: song that she did for Christmas? All I want for
- 37:50Speaker 1: Christmas is you.
- 37:53Speaker 3: She, c'est la vie. Christmas, c'est bon. C'est bon. That's
- 37:57Speaker 3: the duet I want. Countess Luanne and Lindsay Lohan. Do it.
- 38:02Speaker 3: Just a.
- 38:03Speaker 1: Countess is doing Christmas shows. She should totally ask Lindsay
- 38:06Speaker 1: to come and sing her version of that Christmas song.
- 38:08Speaker 3: I'm excited for a Lindsay Lohan comeback.
- 38:10Speaker 1: But you also said, you know, who did not make
- 38:12Speaker 1: an appearance in this was from Mean Girls. What's his name?
- 38:15Speaker 3: I don't know. What's his name? I don't know. Who
- 38:18Speaker 3: are you talking about? Jonathan Bennett?
- 38:20Speaker 1: Jonathan Bennett, who I follow on the gram. He has
- 38:28Speaker 1: got a new sponsorship.
- 38:30Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
- 38:31Speaker 1: And... it is him getting its breast cancer awareness month.
- 38:37Speaker 1: So he is going around just to one. I think
- 38:40Speaker 1: the person that did the ad who paid for the
- 38:42Speaker 1: ad is a scanning place. So maybe they thought, you
- 38:47Speaker 1: know what? A lot of girls know to get their
- 38:52Speaker 1: yearly mammogram. But let's tap into a market of guys
- 38:57Speaker 1: who might get breast cancer too or that might just
- 38:59Speaker 1: have some bitch tits. I don't know. I'm just saying,
- 39:02Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. And what's great about it.
- 39:06Speaker 3: What a great word, by the way, bitch tits.
- 39:08Speaker 1: What's great about it is you're getting the word out
- 39:10Speaker 1: that definitely if you are a man and you have
- 39:13Speaker 1: any kind of cancer in your family and you, I
- 39:15Speaker 1: don't know if your insurance will pay for it. It's
- 39:17Speaker 1: a good question to ask about equality. You know, can
- 39:20Speaker 1: you get the mammogram? Cause even people have good insurance
- 39:22Speaker 1: who are women. They try to say, you know what?
- 39:24Speaker 1: You're good. They try to ask you all these questions.
- 39:27Speaker 1: And so if you say no, no mother, or aunt
- 39:30Speaker 1: or sister has ever had cancer, then they're like, oh, okay, well,
- 39:36Speaker 1: then I don't think you need it. And then you're like, great,
- 39:38Speaker 1: but you shouldn't. You should insist on, no, I want
- 39:41Speaker 1: to have it anyway because whatever or not because. So
- 39:45Speaker 1: then they get people to sign up that maybe they
- 39:48Speaker 1: just pay cash for it. But also, being a man,
- 39:51Speaker 1: he can whip out his tit on the Instagram and
- 39:56Speaker 1: show us the full exam where a woman can't. So
- 39:59Speaker 1: it's just another job that a guy got that a
- 40:02Speaker 1: girl couldn't get.
- 40:03Speaker 3: Isn't that weird? I think that's so bizarre.
- 40:06Speaker 1: I mean, I would have been happy to have done
- 40:07Speaker 1: a mammogram ad. I get my mammogram every year.
- 40:12Speaker 7: And this is what drives me crazy about the reels
- 40:15Speaker 7: because they monetize your content.
- 40:17Speaker 3: Right.
- 40:18Speaker 7: So it's like, had a woman been like, hey, I,
- 40:21Speaker 7: you know, cancer runs in my family. It's Cancer Awareness
- 40:24Speaker 7: Month for women. Like, I'm going to go in and
- 40:26Speaker 7: get my mammogram.
- 40:27Speaker 3: And like, da, da, da, da. It would have been blocked.
- 40:30Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 40:30Speaker 3: It would have been like, nope, this is not monetizing.
- 40:33Speaker 3: There's nipple in it. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
- 40:35Speaker 7: But like, this man can go in and get it
- 40:38Speaker 7: and press his tit up against a thing.
- 40:40Speaker 3: And it's okay. It's what happened with the Britney Spears thing.
- 40:43Speaker 3: I did it real. And I literally just took Britney
- 40:46Speaker 3: Spears with her holding her. nips and her little heart.
- 40:49Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 40:50Speaker 3: And I did a reaction off of it. Like as
- 40:52Speaker 3: a real. Yeah. Blocked. But then I posted the tick
- 40:58Speaker 3: tock version of it. Totally fine. So I'm like, you're
- 41:01Speaker 3: going against your own platform. I'm exhausted.
- 41:04Speaker 1: I don't know. We, we've posted things. I've talked about
- 41:07Speaker 1: this where it does fine on reels and the exact
- 41:09Speaker 1: same thing gets nothing on tick tock and vice versa.
- 41:11Speaker 7: But I'm like, so she can post her full beach cooch.
- 41:15Speaker 7: And it's totally fine. But I'm like doing a reaction
- 41:18Speaker 7: off of the picture that she posted. And it's like,
- 41:20Speaker 7: that's too much.
- 41:23Speaker 1: It's just one person. It's whoever, I guess, working at
- 41:25Speaker 1: the desk that day.
- 41:26Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
- 41:28Speaker 1: At the Instagram or TikTok headquarters. But, you know, but
- 41:31Speaker 1: good for Jonathan Bennett for getting an ad that, you know,
- 41:36Speaker 1: that a woman taking a job from a woman. It's OK.
- 41:39Speaker 1: It's OK. It's OK. We can't even have one thing.
- 41:42Speaker 1: We can't even have Boys Cancer Awareness Month.
- 41:44Speaker 3: I mean, that's the new movie coming out, Mammogram Girls.
- 41:47Speaker 3: That'll be it. All right.
- 41:49Speaker 1: Our girl, Anna Delvey, was released from prison, providing, or jail,
- 41:58Speaker 1: providing she has a place to live and stays off
- 42:02Speaker 1: social media. And I had posted, like I had commented
- 42:08Speaker 1: under it, I'm sure there's a podcaster with a spare room.
- 42:12Speaker 1: Because she seems to have gone on a lot of
- 42:13Speaker 1: podcasts that I never thought were very compelling. No offense
- 42:17Speaker 1: to the people that got the podcast, the interview, good
- 42:19Speaker 1: for them. But I was just like seeing her in
- 42:22Speaker 1: the bad Zoom with the glasses. And she just kept
- 42:25Speaker 1: denying that she did anything wrong. It was annoying.
- 42:28Speaker 3: We need her in the room. And also, this is
- 42:30Speaker 3: a Halloween miracle. I'm so excited. This is... Look at
- 42:35Speaker 3: her just... Opening a window, looking outside.
- 42:38Speaker 1: Knowing that there's a paparazzi outside. Yeah. So we don't
- 42:42Speaker 1: know whose house she's living in, right?
- 42:43Speaker 5: No, but it's a New York apartment.
- 42:46Speaker 1: But since I said, come on, podcasters, come together, get
- 42:49Speaker 1: her in your house, I know you love to do Anna,
- 42:53Speaker 1: and I love to do myself. So I'm going to
- 42:56Speaker 1: imagine a scenario where I wanted to get An in-person interview,
- 43:03Speaker 1: not a sad Zoom with her in a jumpsuit. I
- 43:05Speaker 1: want her looking cute. And so I invited her to
- 43:08Speaker 1: stay in my spare bedroom at my house with my
- 43:10Speaker 1: husband and two sons. And this is just a day
- 43:14Speaker 1: in the life of maybe this is the first morning.
- 43:17Speaker 1: I'm trying to get the interview done, but Anna might
- 43:20Speaker 1: have other things. Good morning, Anna. Can I get you
- 43:25Speaker 1: some coffee? I have got a Keurig here.
- 43:27Speaker 3: You have a Keurig?
- 43:28Speaker 8: Yes.
- 43:29Speaker 1: Yes.
- 43:29Speaker 3: You don't have Colombian-Arabeca coffee beans?
- 43:32Speaker 1: No, I just have the little cups, but I have
- 43:34Speaker 1: two different kinds. I have the Starbucks kind, and I
- 43:36Speaker 1: have the Pete's.
- 43:37Speaker 6: Coffee, if you want.
- 43:38Speaker 3: That is fine. I guess I'll take them.
- 43:41Speaker 1: So, okay, Anna, I can't wait to start interviewing you.
- 43:45Speaker 1: What is the plan? We could just do it right here, but...
- 43:49Speaker 1: Or do you want to go out by my pool
- 43:51Speaker 1: to do it?
- 43:51Speaker 7: Well, when you told me that you had an island
- 43:54Speaker 7: in your kitchen, I thought you were going to have
- 43:56Speaker 7: a real island, not this marble slab debauchery.
- 43:59Speaker 1: Oh, you thought I lived on an island like Richard Branson?
- 44:04Speaker 3: I mean, one would assume, you know, you're an important podcaster,
- 44:07Speaker 3: you know, you should have a real island. It's really embarrassing.
- 44:12Speaker 3: Are you poor?
- 44:13Speaker 1: A little bit. And I'm embarrassed as well.
- 44:16Speaker 3: But, um.
- 44:17Speaker 1: I would just like to know, like, what is the plan?
- 44:20Speaker 1: Do you want to try to... Now, you can't stay
- 44:22Speaker 1: off social media, but that doesn't mean we can't go
- 44:24Speaker 1: to Craig's tonight and see if maybe some hot guy
- 44:27Speaker 1: would want to hit on you. Do you have your
- 44:29Speaker 1: eye on anyone?
- 44:30Speaker 7: I mean, there's so many options now. It's really hard
- 44:35Speaker 7: being me right now. I mean, I am one of
- 44:37Speaker 7: the most eligible bachelorettes right.
- 44:39Speaker 3: Now in Hollywood. I mean, I could get anyone. Anyone you...
- 44:43Speaker 3: Just name people, and I'll tell them yes or no.
- 44:45Speaker 3: Just name someone.
- 44:47Speaker 1: Brad Pitt.
- 44:48Speaker 3: Absolutely. I'm pulling him right now.
- 44:50Speaker 1: Ben Affleck, even though he's married.
- 44:54Speaker 3: Don't come for me, J-Lo. Maybe I've already had Ben Affleck.
- 44:58Speaker 1: Just so cocky. I love it.
- 45:00Speaker 3: You know, I'm just a girl. A modern girl in
- 45:02Speaker 3: a modern world.
- 45:03Speaker 1: Imagine if she did do The Bachelorette, though.
- 45:07Speaker 3: I would... Definitely, I would do Bachelorette. And I.
- 45:13Speaker 3: I would win it because then I would be on
- 45:15Speaker 3: Dancing with Stars and that's what I am.
- 45:18Speaker 1: You are a dancer or you are a star.
- 45:20Speaker 3: I'm a star.
- 45:20Speaker 1: You're definitely a star.
- 45:22Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 45:22Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 45:23Speaker 3: Very much so. And I do a really good Argentinian samba.
- 45:26Speaker 1: But the only thing with The Bachelorette is.
- 45:27Speaker 3: Marge in Prison taught me how to do it. Oh, Marge.
- 45:31Speaker 1: And the only thing about The Bachelorette is... I actually
- 45:35Speaker 1: would love to see that because I want to take
- 45:37Speaker 1: the last three guys or whatever it is and go
- 45:40Speaker 1: to Germany and meet your family. Because we've heard so
- 45:44Speaker 1: many different things about them.
- 45:46Speaker 7: My family, you can call my dad, but he won't
- 45:49Speaker 7: pick up. He's very busy. He's doing files and paperwork.
- 45:54Speaker 7: You know, no, I don't have to involve my family
- 45:56Speaker 7: at all.
- 45:57Speaker 3: This is me. I'm an important person in the world now.
- 46:01Speaker 3: Maybe Catherine Zeta-Jones can play me in a Lifetime movie.
- 46:06Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't have time for you. There,
- 46:11Speaker 3: I said it. get me on your podcast and I
- 46:14Speaker 3: have to go to Chateau Marmont.
- 46:16Speaker 1: We let's definitely do the, Oh my God, that'd be
- 46:18Speaker 1: amazing to go there after. Um, I love that. Great job.
- 46:23Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
- 46:25Speaker 1: And whoever is interviewing her better have a podcast.
- 46:29Speaker 3: Yeah. And that's going to be my talent.
- 46:30Speaker 1: I mean, who's ever staying, who's ever house she's staying
- 46:32Speaker 1: at better have a podcast. And if you don't, that's okay.
- 46:34Speaker 1: You can start one in an hour.
- 46:35Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 46:36Speaker 3: It's really easy.
- 46:37Speaker 7: It's there's no skill at all, but that's also my
- 46:40Speaker 7: audition for Mr.
- 46:41Speaker 3: Tarzana, uh, 2002. Wow.
- 46:46Speaker 1: That's so interesting.
- 46:47Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 46:48Speaker 1: The pageant that ever went.
- 46:51Speaker 3: Okay.
- 46:51Speaker 1: So Kanye West is now suspended from Twitter.
- 46:54Speaker 3: Good.
- 46:55Speaker 1: I mean, I just want to say in general, I
- 47:01Speaker 1: don't think it would, I don't think, I think there's
- 47:04Speaker 1: very few people and now people are going to, I disagree.
- 47:08Speaker 1: All I want to say is all the money in
- 47:10Speaker 1: the world is, The cashmere jet, all the skims in
- 47:16Speaker 1: the world, all the access to the beauty, all the
- 47:20Speaker 1: access to the balloons.
- 47:22Speaker 3: The garbage bags at Gap.
- 47:23Speaker 1: And the cookies. I would not want to ever have
- 47:26Speaker 1: to deal with co-parenting with Kanye West for the next
- 47:32Speaker 1: 16 years. Just think about it.
- 47:36Speaker 3: Oh, I am.
- 47:38Speaker 1: No matter how much you dislike the Kardashians or whatever,
- 47:41Speaker 1: that is going to be something that is just going
- 47:45Speaker 1: to be never ending. Because just when she thinks they're
- 47:47Speaker 1: in a good place or they've negotiated something or they're
- 47:51Speaker 1: on the same page, they're not. And then there's four
- 47:54Speaker 1: of them. So each child can have their own thing
- 47:58Speaker 1: in which he doesn't agree with what Kim's doing or
- 48:02Speaker 1: what the grandma's doing, Chris, or what the child is doing.
- 48:06Speaker 1: Someone wrote me and they said, I think he's being
- 48:09Speaker 1: such a nightmare so that Other people, other parents at
- 48:14Speaker 1: the kid's school will say they've got to leave. Like
- 48:20Speaker 1: we're all going to get together and we're all going
- 48:22Speaker 1: to leave this private school unless you get rid of
- 48:24Speaker 1: those kids.
- 48:25Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
- 48:26Speaker 1: And I hope that doesn't happen. And I don't think
- 48:28Speaker 1: parents would want to do that because you're punishing the
- 48:30Speaker 1: child for doing nothing. But it could be– that could
- 48:34Speaker 1: be his strategy, right? To make it that they have
- 48:37Speaker 1: to leave the school and then therefore can go.
- 48:39Speaker 3: So he has the school to themselves.
- 48:40Speaker 1: No, no. So then they have to go to the
- 48:42Speaker 1: Donda school.
- 48:43Speaker 5: Oh.
- 48:44Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. It just sounds like
- 48:47Speaker 1: a nightmare.
- 48:47Speaker 3: It is a nightmare.
- 48:48Speaker 7: And I feel like Twitter did the right thing. You know,
- 48:51Speaker 7: he's clearly mentally unstable. And these anti-Semitic rant.
- 48:58Speaker 3: That he did. So scary. It's so scary. But it's
- 49:01Speaker 3: also like.
- 49:03Speaker 7: I'm trying, I saw somebody on Instagram today say like, yes,
- 49:06Speaker 7: he's unwell.
- 49:07Speaker 3: But this is not a character of people, you know,
- 49:12Speaker 3: with mental illness.
- 49:13Speaker 1: With bipolar, yeah.
- 49:14Speaker 7: They don't just go out and have anti-Semitic rants. Like,
- 49:17Speaker 7: I think it's really sad and it's also just really frustrating.
- 49:20Speaker 7: sad that he just can't... I don't want to sound, like, insensitive,
- 49:25Speaker 7: but I just feel like he just can't grow up.
- 49:27Speaker 7: It's like, how old are you? Why are you posting
- 49:30Speaker 7: all your bullshit on social media? It's the same thing with, like,
- 49:35Speaker 7: a Britney.
- 49:35Speaker 3: Spears, who it's just like.
- 49:37Speaker 7: It's like, why are you having to, like, do this.
- 49:41Speaker 7: Why are you having to say all this stuff to
- 49:42Speaker 7: the point where like Chloe had to get on there and.
- 49:44Speaker 3: Be like, Hey, this is cool. Stop it.
- 49:47Speaker 7: Like pick up the phone, have a conversation, have a
- 49:50Speaker 7: dinner party, like go to counseling. We don't need to
- 49:53Speaker 7: like stop having fights with your loved ones on social media.
- 49:57Speaker 3: It's so weird.
- 49:58Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I think it's just, it is weird.
- 50:01Speaker 1: It's someone that, you know, sees himself above everybody else
- 50:06Speaker 1: and needs the attention on it all the time. And
- 50:09Speaker 1: in one minute he's saying like a nice thing about
- 50:13Speaker 1: Kim and we're doing fine. And then the next he's like,
- 50:15Speaker 1: why'd you have to show her ass on a cover
- 50:17Speaker 1: of a magazine? It's like you were with her this
- 50:20Speaker 1: whole time. Like you, you know, made it about the
- 50:23Speaker 1: fashion and you had her wearing your skin tight clothes,
- 50:26Speaker 1: you know, as well as the baggy clothes. And now
- 50:27Speaker 1: you act like that that's not proper. Well, you know,
- 50:33Speaker 1: you're not the beacon of fatherhood either. It's just, it's
- 50:35Speaker 1: just like, it's just sad.
- 50:36Speaker 7: But it's, it's just, it's sad because it's like, also
- 50:39Speaker 7: he opened like the Balenciaga show in Paris fashion week
- 50:42Speaker 7: where they were like walking through the mud trenches. And
- 50:44Speaker 7: I'm like, okay, so technically if Kim was like a,
- 50:49Speaker 7: a shitty person, she could say something about that and
- 50:52Speaker 7: be like, Oh, what?
- 50:53Speaker 3: You think that's a model walk? And you know, like,
- 50:56Speaker 3: like go after that, but she's not going to do
- 50:57Speaker 3: that because she's busy. Like this is just like, this
- 51:00Speaker 3: is just weak. bitch behavior.
- 51:02Speaker 1: Speaking of the Balenciaga thing, did you see the Lay's
- 51:05Speaker 1: potato chip bag purses?
- 51:07Speaker 5: No.
- 51:08Speaker 1: So there are these purses that look like a Lay's
- 51:13Speaker 1: potato chip bag crunched up like a clutch that you hold,
- 51:18Speaker 1: but it's just, and that's actually a bag that you
- 51:21Speaker 1: can purchase. And it looks like a potato chip bag
- 51:23Speaker 1: crumpled up.
- 51:25Speaker 3: I still can't get over Sarah Jessica Parker's pigeon purse.
- 51:28Speaker 1: Oh, that's coming up in the.
- 51:29Speaker 3: We're just making things like I think that's the new show,
- 51:33Speaker 3: Is It a Purse? We had Is It a Cake?
- 51:35Speaker 3: Is It a Purse?
- 51:36Speaker 1: Well, that's probably a Judith Lever bag, because Judith Lever
- 51:40Speaker 1: would make these bags that were like, they're a little shaped.
- 51:44Speaker 1: Remember the little girl in the first movie? She had
- 51:48Speaker 1: put her phone in that cupcake purse.
- 51:51Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 51:52Speaker 1: So it's like, it's an expensive, crystally purse for like,
- 51:55Speaker 1: I don't know, a few grand or something. But anyway...
- 51:58Speaker 1: what we're talking about is there was a photo of
- 52:00Speaker 1: them filming on New York of, so just.
- 52:04Speaker 3: And just like that.
- 52:05Speaker 1: And just like that of Sarah Jessica Parker and Charlotte. And,
- 52:11Speaker 1: and again, wearing the weird stuff and everything. And I
- 52:14Speaker 1: saw someone talking about like, why, you know, what's unreal
- 52:17Speaker 1: about this is, you know, if this was real housewives
- 52:19Speaker 1: of Beverly Hills and someone came with a, a pigeon
- 52:23Speaker 1: purse or whatever, Kyle would be like, Dorit, what is
- 52:26Speaker 1: this pigeon purse? And Dorit would be like, Do you
- 52:28Speaker 1: like it? PK got it for me. It's absolutely stunning.
- 52:31Speaker 1: It's my little pet. And they would talk about it
- 52:33Speaker 1: and that would be part of it. But that's a
- 52:34Speaker 1: reality show. And I think the reason they don't talk
- 52:37Speaker 1: about it on Sexist City is because we've only got
- 52:40Speaker 1: the 22 minutes. And I like that they don't talk
- 52:44Speaker 1: about their outfits. I like that they just come together
- 52:47Speaker 1: and they do their business. And then we as the
- 52:50Speaker 1: viewers get to talk about it. You don't have to
- 52:53Speaker 1: see them talk. One thing I hate about reality shows
- 52:56Speaker 1: is how long they spend ordering the food.
- 52:58Speaker 3: Oh, yes, for sure.
- 52:59Speaker 1: Like that filler. Just order already. I'm like, you know what?
- 53:01Speaker 1: I think I'll have an Arnold Palmer.
- 53:03Speaker 6: You know what?
- 53:03Speaker 1: I'm going to have that, too. I'm also going to
- 53:05Speaker 1: have that arugula salad with some chicken.
- 53:07Speaker 5: No.
- 53:08Speaker 1: Can I have a little extra lemons? Carcass out, please.
- 53:11Speaker 3: Carcass out.
- 53:12Speaker 1: Now, that's a solid two minutes of material.
- 53:14Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 53:15Speaker 1: But maybe there's nothing else to show. But still, I
- 53:17Speaker 1: don't need to see the ordering of food.
- 53:19Speaker 3: But that's the thing. We love the fashion. Yeah.
- 53:22Speaker 7: And I'm going to say something. I am over this
- 53:25Speaker 7: plastic militia... weird, extraterrestrial sunglasses and neutrals.
- 53:33Speaker 3: It's just like, ugh, it's so bland and stagnant. I
- 53:36Speaker 3: think it's on out.
- 53:37Speaker 7: And Justin Bieber stopped following Kanye. Their friendship's over. And
- 53:41Speaker 7: I think a lot of people are kind of being like, dude,
- 53:43Speaker 7: you need to stop. You need to get help. And
- 53:46Speaker 7: I hope he gets help because it's really destructive. And again,
- 53:50Speaker 7: when the parents of other kids in a school are concerned,
- 53:54Speaker 7: they have a right to be.
- 53:56Speaker 1: I know. I'd be like, this is just– I'm guessing
- 53:59Speaker 1: it's not a fun pickup situation.
- 54:01Speaker 3: No.
- 54:02Speaker 1: I talked about this a little bit, but then I
- 54:04Speaker 1: saw even a better video.
- 54:05Speaker 3: Okay.
- 54:06Speaker 1: So they thought they added a tear to Kim when
- 54:09Speaker 1: Kim's crying about Khloe in her confessional interview on the
- 54:14Speaker 1: new Hulu show.
- 54:15Speaker 6: Yes.
- 54:15Speaker 1: So I watched this other one where this girl explained it.
- 54:18Speaker 1: And the reason I definitely think it was is I
- 54:22Speaker 1: don't think she– I think she was genuinely upset. I
- 54:25Speaker 1: think– think in post and so did this girl which
- 54:28Speaker 1: is named what's her name prima donna's prima what is.
- 54:32Speaker 3: It prima donna's of the gutter okay.
- 54:34Speaker 1: The gutter let's give her credit and um is she's
- 54:38Speaker 1: going she's wiping her eye like this and then all
- 54:40Speaker 1: of a sudden this very perfectly round drop appears and
- 54:45Speaker 1: then she goes like this but she doesn't cover the
- 54:49Speaker 1: tear right so if this was real life you would,
- 54:52Speaker 1: if you were going to cover it, if you're going
- 54:54Speaker 1: to be like Erika Jayne and let the tears go,
- 54:56Speaker 1: then you never wipe your face. But if you're actually, like,
- 54:59Speaker 1: doing this, you would go to where you feel the
- 55:01Speaker 1: wetness on your face. So they think it was added
- 55:04Speaker 1: in post-CGI.
- 55:06Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. The other eye is, too. So a CGI.
- 55:08Speaker 3: It's that dewy, like, oh, it's about to fall.
- 55:11Speaker 1: Yeah. What is it? But I would say... Keep it together, Kim.
- 55:14Speaker 3: You're so brave.
- 55:15Speaker 1: I would say, as Kim defends, which they won't address this, is...
- 55:21Speaker 1: I don't think that was a discussion they had at
- 55:23Speaker 1: a tier. I think someone's like, we can do this,
- 55:26Speaker 1: and we want to make this show the best it
- 55:28Speaker 1: can be. And she is upset, but there are no tiers.
- 55:30Speaker 1: So let's just add some.
- 55:32Speaker 7: Yeah, they want emotion in this show, because they're all
- 55:34Speaker 7: just like, I'm really excited to be here.
- 55:37Speaker 1: But I kind of like that for actors, everyone should
- 55:40Speaker 1: be kind of thrilled that you could add CGI tiers
- 55:42Speaker 1: if you need to. Because some actors can cry on cue,
- 55:46Speaker 1: and it's amazing, and others... It's really hard and it
- 55:49Speaker 1: takes like hours and they have to think of like
- 55:51Speaker 1: the saddest, most disgusting thing that's ever happened in their
- 55:53Speaker 1: life to get the tears to come. And if we
- 55:56Speaker 1: could just do some CGI, okay. I'm sure it'll get
- 56:00Speaker 1: better with time. Also, Kim went to the Cowboys versus
- 56:04Speaker 1: Rams game and they showed her on the Big Tron
- 56:06Speaker 1: and it sounded like the crowd was booing.
- 56:09Speaker 3: They were. I watched it several times.
- 56:11Speaker 1: Do you think that even bothers her? I don't think
- 56:14Speaker 1: they care.
- 56:14Speaker 3: Why are they there? Oh, because L.A.
- 56:18Speaker 1: Rams.
- 56:18Speaker 3: I say that every day. Sorry, it's L.A. Why are
- 56:21Speaker 3: they there?
- 56:22Speaker 1: I forgot that L.A. had a team.
- 56:23Speaker 3: Okay, L.A.
- 56:24Speaker 1: Rams. They have two teams. Yeah, the Clippers, right? Just kidding.
- 56:27Speaker 3: Well, the Chargers and the Rams.
- 56:30Speaker 1: And then the Clippers and the Lakers.
- 56:31Speaker 3: And the Clippers and the Lakers.
- 56:32Speaker 1: And the Dodgers and the Angels.
- 56:34Speaker 3: Good for you. So we have two teams. We have
- 56:36Speaker 3: 95 teams.
- 56:36Speaker 1: We have two teams for everything.
- 56:38Speaker 7: Yeah, and they showed her on the Jumbotron show. And
- 56:42Speaker 7: she like blew a kiss and everyone booed. And I
- 56:45Speaker 7: had it on replay. Do you remember the scene in
- 56:47Speaker 7: Death Becomes Her where Goldie Hawn is in the fat
- 56:51Speaker 7: suit eating the cake frosting and she's watching Madeline Ashton
- 56:54Speaker 7: getting choked over and over again? That was me this
- 56:57Speaker 7: morning just eating cake frosting, rewinding Kim getting booed at
- 57:01Speaker 7: the game.
- 57:02Speaker 3: I was like, oh, nature's healing.
- 57:04Speaker 1: Why are you happy? She's going through hell with Kanye. Whatever.
- 57:07Speaker 7: I just, it lets me go like, Like, some people
- 57:10Speaker 7: are just, like, over it.
- 57:11Speaker 3: You know?
- 57:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 57:12Speaker 3: I get it.
- 57:13Speaker 1: It's fine.
- 57:13Speaker 3: It's every, every, every, every day. It's like, God. So, okay.
- 57:18Speaker 1: So, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
- 57:20Speaker 3: God, I can't wait. What a great season.
- 57:22Speaker 1: It was really juicy.
- 57:24Speaker 3: It was a good season.
- 57:25Speaker 1: And, of course, I'm going to New York this weekend.
- 57:27Speaker 1: I will be at BravoCon.
- 57:28Speaker 3: Oh, right. That's this weekend.
- 57:29Speaker 1: Lisa Rinna is going to be appearing at the Real
- 57:32Speaker 1: Housewives of Beverly Hills panel. And I want to put
- 57:36Speaker 1: something out because I think it's going to be one
- 57:38Speaker 1: of those things because this is the first time they've
- 57:41Speaker 1: had it in this big center. They only had it
- 57:43Speaker 1: once before three years ago and it was very much smaller.
- 57:46Speaker 1: It was just at like a theater and then you'd
- 57:48Speaker 1: walk three blocks to go to some other thing, but
- 57:51Speaker 1: it made it really fun. But this is a much
- 57:53Speaker 1: bigger deal. I think they even still have tickets left
- 57:55Speaker 1: because it is so big. So what's going on is
- 57:58Speaker 1: they're having like different things, like, like a comic con,
- 58:01Speaker 1: I guess, where there's, there's three or four different stages
- 58:04Speaker 1: and all at the same time, there's like three different
- 58:07Speaker 1: things to choose from. And, Now, I think the biggest
- 58:12Speaker 1: panel is going to be the Real Housewives of Beverly
- 58:14Speaker 1: Hills panel. But whatever is up against it at that time,
- 58:20Speaker 1: I feel badly for it. Because wherever those Bravo stars are,
- 58:25Speaker 1: if they're doing the family feud, like Vanderpump Rules goes
- 58:28Speaker 1: up against Southern Charm or whatever, I'd be like, are
- 58:31Speaker 1: you serious? Come on. Who's going to watch ours? But
- 58:35Speaker 1: what I'm saying is Juicy Scoopers.
- 58:39Speaker 1: We need to make sure that you save me a seat.
- 58:43Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 58:43Speaker 1: Because I'm thinking, do you think, I've never gone to
- 58:45Speaker 1: a Comic-Con, but do you think, like, for the Beverly
- 58:48Speaker 1: Hills panel, which will be by far the most attended
- 58:52Speaker 1: of all the panels, because Lisa Rinna now is coming,
- 58:55Speaker 1: but Kathy's not, like, are people going to have to
- 58:58Speaker 1: sit in that seat or, like, wait for when that
- 59:01Speaker 1: seat's full? So you have to sit in, you've got to, like,
- 59:04Speaker 1: so you might lose two hours of doing nothing.
- 59:07Speaker 3: You thought the Queen's queue was long? You're going to
- 59:11Speaker 3: have every gay and woman in New York just waiting
- 59:15Speaker 3: in line to go see that.
- 59:16Speaker 7: The question I have is, when does the reunion premiere?
- 59:19Speaker 7: Do we know the date?
- 59:21Speaker 1: It starts on Wednesday.
- 59:22Speaker 3: This Wednesday?
- 59:23Speaker 5: Yes.
- 59:24Speaker 3: Okay. And BravoCon is this weekend?
- 59:28Speaker 5: Yes.
- 59:28Speaker 1: Yes.
- 59:28Speaker 7: Okay, so the first episode will come out. So they
- 59:30Speaker 7: can technically talk about stuff.
- 59:32Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 59:32Speaker 7: And they can be like, well, you're going to have
- 59:35Speaker 7: to watch the rest of the reunion because isn't there
- 59:36Speaker 7: like nine.
- 59:37Speaker 3: Parts to it or something?
- 59:38Speaker 1: No, there'll be like three.
- 59:39Speaker 3: Okay. So they can talk about stuff, but they can't
- 59:41Speaker 3: talk about certain stuff. Okay.
- 59:44Speaker 1: But I just thought this was interesting because this article
- 59:47Speaker 1: came out February 16th.
- 59:50Speaker 3: Of this year?
- 59:50Speaker 1: Yes. And it said Kathy Hilton just got called out
- 59:53Speaker 1: for her close relationship with Donald Trump.
- 59:55Speaker 3: Okay.
- 59:56Speaker 6: And.
- 59:57Speaker 1: It's February 16th when all the shit was going down.
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: Aspen was in January.
- 1:00:02Speaker 3: After Aspen?
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: This came out.
- 1:00:04Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: And I don't know about it, but I'm just like,
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: now that they know that they believe that the stories
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: about what happened came from Erica and Lisa Rinna possibly.
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: And then Lisa Rinna's like, where was it printed? Where
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: was it printed? I'm sorry. Is this 1942? Shit isn't printed.
- 1:00:20Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: It's digitally put out there. And then.
- 1:00:24Speaker 3: I'm going to send a Raven.
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:00:26Speaker 3: I'm going to send a Raven. It'll get around.
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: But anyway, so I thought, oh, I wonder if like all,
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: all the stuff was coming out.
- 1:00:34Speaker 3: This is bullshit.
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: And being that, you know, like, yeah.
- 1:00:37Speaker 7: This is just fodder. This is, this is them trying.
- 1:00:39Speaker 7: They're clearly, if you've watched, if you watched the last
- 1:00:41Speaker 7: episode of the finale, this was them. It was clearly
- 1:00:45Speaker 7: a takedown, trying to take down Kathy. And I love
- 1:00:48Speaker 7: the trailer. Oh, when she was like, you were the
- 1:00:52Speaker 7: biggest bully in Hollywood and everyone knows it.
- 1:00:54Speaker 3: I was just like, I took Kathy Hilton's tequila. I
- 1:00:58Speaker 3: took a Kathy Hilton tequila shot.
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: If I was Lisa Rinna, I'd be like, well, isn't it?
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I think there might've been a bigger bully
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: and his name was Harvey Weinstein.
- 1:01:09Speaker 3: Oh my God.
- 1:01:10Speaker 7: Well, it's so fascinating to watching this evolution of Lisa Rinna, like,
- 1:01:14Speaker 7: and how, how she had the 818 tequila in Aspen.
- 1:01:18Speaker 7: And she's like, And they're saying like, oh, we're not jealous.
- 1:01:22Speaker 7: The Hiltons are not jealous of the Kardashians. Look at
- 1:01:24Speaker 7: Lisa Rinna's reunion look. She looks like Khloe Kardashian.
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: I will say there was a time when they were jealous.
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: For sure, for sure, for sure. There was a time
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: when the two girls were in Kim was, I mean,
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: I remember like going to lunch with Kris Jenner and
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: Chris goes, oh, my God, I'm so excited. Now, this
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: is how long ago it was, because my son is 16,
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: and he was in a baby seat.
- 1:01:53Speaker 3: You had your Miss Tarzana sash still on at lunch.
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: And she goes, Chris, she goes, Kim is so excited.
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: She was with Paris Hilton today, and they were filming
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: for The Simple Life. And Paris said, Kim, I want
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: you to be my new best friend on the show.
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: And I remember going, oh, I didn't even know that
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: Kim had, like, TV aspirations. Because when I met her,
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: she was just all about, like, fashion and styling people's closets.
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: I didn't know she wanted me in front of the camera.
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: And so then when the Kardashians took off, there was
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: a rift in, I think.
- 1:02:30Speaker 3: The Matrix.
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: In the Kathy Hilton not loving. Right. That they got
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: so big. But then they did all come together as
- 1:02:38Speaker 1: years passed. But there were times where people in their
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: camps had to choose, like, who to hang out with.
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: A lot, like, other Beverly Hills women chose Kathy Hilton
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: over Chris. And it was like, and they never, they
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: never did not give Paris credit. Like, they were always like,
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: if it wasn't for Paris, we wouldn't know how to
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: do this. Like, she never said, I came up with
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: this on my own, of, like, how to be famous,
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: you know? But now they're all friends and, And.
- 1:03:09Speaker 3: They've both had sex tapes.
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: And they're definitely going to stay friends. So there's nothing
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: that's going to tear this apart. And I also don't
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: think that Chris watches Beverly Hills. I don't think she
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: watches anything but her own show. So she doesn't know.
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: So whatever. Who cares?
- 1:03:25Speaker 3: Are you team Kathy or team Rinna?
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: I'm kind of both.
- 1:03:29Speaker 3: Really?
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: I can see Rinna's frustration in that she didn't film
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: the first part of the season because she was negotiating
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: her contract. And they said, oh, it's because I was
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: busy with Paris' wedding. Come on.
- 1:03:41Speaker 3: Oh, right.
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: So she didn't attend anything in the beginning. Then she
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: went to a few things. And then after this bombshell dropped,
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: she– after the Aspen explosion, Kathy then did go to
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: Crystal's 1920s birthday party. Which was– thinking that we're good,
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: Rinna won't bring it up, I'm asking her not to
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: bring it up, and like good girlfriends do, we're going
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: to take it to the grave, don't make it part
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: of the show. Now, Rinna didn't want to do that.
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: She wanted to get it out there. So after that party,
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: and once it got out there, they had the confrontation
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: with Kyle at Kyle's house with Lisa, who's like, you
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: can have your tears, but it's not going to work
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: with me, Kathy. And Kathy's like, have some compassion. After that,
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: Kathy doesn't go To the Erika Jayne hair extension party.
- 1:04:33Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: Which didn't get much footage at all.
- 1:04:35Speaker 3: Not at all. No one gave a shit.
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: You must be bummed about that. But they did have
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: a big party and she didn't attend. She didn't attend
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: Garcelle's Birkin resale party to buy the $ 20, 000 used Birkins.
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: Oh, the yellow one that she got?
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: Yeah. She didn't go to that. And then she didn't
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: go to the final party at Kyle's.
- 1:04:55Speaker 3: Oh, with the Grace Kelly Foundation? Is that a thing?
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: So I'm just saying, imagine if you worked at Subway Sandwich.
- 1:05:04Speaker 3: Okay, I'm there.
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: And the person working next to you just didn't show
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: up for the last three shifts, but you got the
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: same check. And I think a lot of it is
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: with When they don't show up, then it puts us
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: in a position of having to carry a conversation to
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: make a storyline. We sometimes can look bad because... people
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: watching it at home are like, why are you talking
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: about them when they're not here? Well, they're part of
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: the cast of the TV show that we do.
- 1:05:32Speaker 3: And they should have been there.
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: And they should have been there and then they could
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: have stood up for themselves. But if they didn't, we
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: still have to talk about what the fuck is going on.
- 1:05:39Speaker 6: Right.
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: No one wants to hear about the fact that the
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: garbage man didn't come today. We got to talk about
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: Kathy Hilton and her freak outs. So I get why
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: Erica and Lisa Rinna didn't want to drop the bone.
- 1:05:51Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: And why they were annoyed that then she didn't come
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: to play with the bone. You know what I mean? But,
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, if she had a bone,
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: they could have both taken a bone and played with
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: it together.
- 1:06:01Speaker 3: Playing with the bone is different in my world.
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, so that's kind of my opinion.
- 1:06:07Speaker 3: A really fun game to play, too.
- 1:06:10Speaker 7: This season is if you take Kathy Hilton's tequila and
- 1:06:13Speaker 7: you do a shot of it every time Lisa Rinna
- 1:06:16Speaker 7: says the word shook.
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:06:18Speaker 3: It's really fun.
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: Or shooketh.
- 1:06:19Speaker 3: I was shook.
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: You could do any pretense. You could do shooketh. You
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: could do shooked. Or you could do shook. Or you
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: could do I was shucking instead of I was shaking. Yeah.
- 1:06:30Speaker 3: Or Lisa Rinna could open her own oyster bar. Right.
- 1:06:34Speaker 3: Called Ah Shooks. Lisa Rinna's oyster shook.
- 1:06:38Speaker 6: That's a good one.
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm excited.
- 1:06:41Speaker 3: I'm ready. I can't wait.
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: Of course, I'll be talking about it at my show
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: in New York City. And also people can stream it
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: and watch it for seven days after everything is at HeatherMcDonald.net.
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: Then Justin will be there along with Brandi, Julie, and
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: Chris the following weekend in Las Vegas. And I believe
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: there are still some tickets left for that. And that
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: is at the Venetian on Saturday the 22nd. Everything is
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: at HeatherMcDonald.net.
- 1:07:06Speaker 3: We go to Texas.
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: I go to the East Coast with Chris.
- 1:07:09Speaker 3: It's all been fun.
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: Speaking of when apparently, according to Lisa Renna, Kathy said,
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: I'm going to take Kyle down and her whole family
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: if it's the last thing I do. Well.
- 1:07:23Speaker 3: Cue the thunder.
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: Well, I could see there's something to be jealous of.
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: Netflix announced their show. It's coming. And Mauricio, it's called
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: Buying Beverly Hills. And it focuses on Mauricio's the agency
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: with his, I think his two older daughters. Obviously, Portia's
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: not going to be a realtor yet. She's not 18.
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: And the third daughter, I don't know if she's part
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: of it. And then a bunch of other attractive realtors.
- 1:07:50Speaker 3: Thirst traps, yeah.
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:07:52Speaker 3: What is this horny maid in the front?
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: Why is this girl wearing a Halloween costume?
- 1:07:56Speaker 7: Yeah, she straight up is like the spirit Halloween mascot.
- 1:08:01Speaker 7: It's shoot day and you wore that?
- 1:08:03Speaker 3: I want to say- Would you buy a house for
- 1:08:04Speaker 3: this woman?
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: Annie sent me this trailer.
- 1:08:07Speaker 3: Okay. What? It's good?
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: No.
- 1:08:10Speaker 3: Of course it's not.
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: I kind of- I just feel like I think we
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: might be a little burnt on the formula of rich.
- 1:08:17Speaker 3: Real estate shows. Of slutty real estate.
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: Yes. Like, I just like, you've got to make this work.
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: And like, and then a girl not knowing what kind
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: of marble is on the countertop. She took my commission.
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: She took my commission. It's not even that juicy.
- 1:08:32Speaker 6: No.
- 1:08:32Speaker 3: It's more like.
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: Do you want this listing or not?
- 1:08:35Speaker 7: They're all sleeping together. Did you see the story about
- 1:08:37Speaker 7: Mary from Selling Sunset?
- 1:08:40Speaker 3: Did you see that? What?
- 1:08:41Speaker 7: How she's like, I'm having a hard time selling homes
- 1:08:44Speaker 7: because I was on Selling Sunset?
- 1:08:46Speaker 3: No, I did not see that. Yes, it was on Twitter.
- 1:08:49Speaker 3: So it's like, yeah, you're going to get fame and stuff,
- 1:08:51Speaker 3: but it's like.
- 1:08:54Speaker 7: First of all, this picture is terrible. Mauricio, put on
- 1:08:58Speaker 7: a pant.
- 1:08:58Speaker 3: You're wearing jeans.
- 1:08:59Speaker 5: Yes.
- 1:09:00Speaker 3: Jeans. This green screen number is terrible. This Trisha Paytas
- 1:09:04Speaker 3: lookalike is... I mean, it's just... It's just this horny
- 1:09:09Speaker 3: maid with chandelier fringe. It's just no. And it's like, what?
- 1:09:13Speaker 3: We're doing.
- 1:09:14Speaker 7: We're doing Selling Sunset, but this is Selling Beverly Hills.
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: It's called Buying Beverly Hills.
- 1:09:18Speaker 3: Sure.
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: So instead of selling, it's buying.
- 1:09:20Speaker 3: Got it.
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: But it's not like they're focusing on buyers more than
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: sellers or whatever. They just had to change the name
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: a little. I think it's brilliant that they did it.
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: I would have 100% said yes if I was Kyle
- 1:09:30Speaker 1: and Mauricio to go forward with this as a family,
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: as a career. But I don't think this is what
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: Kathy should be jealous of. But I do think back
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: in January, before she saw the trailer, she might have been.
- 1:09:43Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
- 1:09:43Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: Because even though Kathy has the most famous daughter in
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: the world, Paris Hilton, next to Kim Kardashian, I think
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: Paris Hilton is the next most famous and was famous first.
- 1:09:55Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: And her daughter Nikki is married very well and has
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: her own thing going. Kathy herself has had a lot
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: of attempts at reality show stardom herself in between– her
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: sisters going on the first season of Beverly Hills and today.
- 1:10:15Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: There were like, she was a friend of like Latoya Jackson.
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: She was in this one, um, about Paris Hilton. I'm
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: going to go and research him for the, for the
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: next show. But like, there was a lot that didn't
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: really make it.
- 1:10:26Speaker 3: So, and.
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: She wasn't as big of an actress as Kim and
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: Kyle either. Cause she got married so young at 18. Um,
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: And there was a 10-year age difference, so it was
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: more that big Kathy really was like the stage mom
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: to the little girls, and Kim was really the biggest star.
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: And Kyle was just like, would get parts here and
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: there throughout her life. So I think, I believe, 100%
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: I believe, Lisa Rinna, that Kathy said those things.
- 1:10:51Speaker 3: Absolutely. I think, I mean, she's part of that generation.
- 1:10:55Speaker 3: She said it. My God.
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: She said it.
- 1:10:56Speaker 3: Yeah, she said it.
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: She said it.
- 1:10:58Speaker 3: She said it, and it's like.
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: She said it, and the question is... Should Lisa Rinna
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: have respected the text and tried to call her offline?
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: But if Lisa Rinna did that, then Lisa Rinna would
- 1:11:12Speaker 1: not have been a friend to the people squatting on
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: the couches watching this show.
- 1:11:16Speaker 3: For sure.
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: So you can hate Lisa Rinna, but how much do
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: you like a juicy season?
- 1:11:24Speaker 3: It's a hard decision. You know what? I just thought
- 1:11:28Speaker 3: about something.
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: What?
- 1:11:29Speaker 3: This could be bad news what this show what think about.
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: It it's the end of real estate altogether.
- 1:11:35Speaker 7: Remember all the like rumor yeah yeah remember in uh
- 1:11:39Speaker 7: um like they were trying to go like oh dorit
- 1:11:41Speaker 7: and and uh mauricio were like.
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: Gonna do a show in england or something about real.
- 1:11:45Speaker 7: Estate or they were like they were like oh they're
- 1:11:47Speaker 7: like getting really cozy or whatever look at what look
- 1:11:49Speaker 7: at these girls yeah you there has to be an
- 1:11:53Speaker 7: episode where we see mauricio taking off his shirt and
- 1:11:56Speaker 7: And one of the girls is going to go to
- 1:11:57Speaker 7: her confessional and she'll be like, Daddy.
- 1:12:00Speaker 3: You know, something like that.
- 1:12:02Speaker 7: And we're going to have, hello, we saw it with
- 1:12:03Speaker 7: Selling OC.
- 1:12:04Speaker 1: But the only reason it won't is because I'm sure
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: Kyle and Mauricio are executive producers.
- 1:12:11Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: And you're not going to have that.
- 1:12:13Speaker 3: You don't think one of these girls is going to
- 1:12:14Speaker 3: flirt with him?
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: If Kyle was as good of an executive producer as
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: Lisa Renna pretended to be. She should have that puppet
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: in it. She should allow that to happen just to
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: keep people talking.
- 1:12:24Speaker 7: I'm calling the horny French maid spirit Halloween girl in
- 1:12:27Speaker 7: the front row.
- 1:12:28Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:12:28Speaker 3: She's up to no good. Look at her.
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: Oh, la, la.
- 1:12:31Speaker 3: I sell real estate, I do.
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: Yes. We'll see. We'll see. But, yeah, I can't wait
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: for more. Sometimes TikTok challenges can be confusing to hard-hitting
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: journalists like TMZ. Because Madonna was doing this TikTok trend,
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: you're aware, where someone tries to throw a ball in
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: a basket and they say, if I miss this, I'm gay.
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: So then TMZ ran with that and said, Madonna appears
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: to have declared herself gay.
- 1:12:59Speaker 3: We think.
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: Seems like we're talking about in the bio. So you
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: have to click the bio.
- 1:13:04Speaker 3: Then....
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: Now we show her Madonna comes and she has now
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: a short pink hair. She looks like Jeffree Star.
- 1:13:13Speaker 3: No.
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: If Jeffree Star had sex with an alien and then
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: their baby came out, that's what she looks like right now.
- 1:13:17Speaker 3: Jeffree Star had sex with a chupacabra.
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: What is that?
- 1:13:21Speaker 3: The Mexican goat sucker. Hello? Do you not know folklore? No,
- 1:13:25Speaker 3: I don't.
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: But then she came and then was like, no, it
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: was just the trend. And, you know, anyway.
- 1:13:34Speaker 3: Also, nice job, Madonna, because you know what tomorrow is?
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: Alien with a baby day?
- 1:13:42Speaker 3: Close.
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: Yesterday was lesbian day.
- 1:13:45Speaker 3: Tomorrow's national coming out day. Oh, it is?
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
- 1:13:49Speaker 3: God. Heather, have you not marked it down in your
- 1:13:51Speaker 3: ally calendar?
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: No, I mean, there was Daughter Day and Sunday, and
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: I didn't do any Instagram posts on that either.
- 1:13:57Speaker 3: So I'm wondering if she's like, I'm gay.
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: Got it.
- 1:14:00Speaker 3: With a grill.
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: I definitely don't think she is gay. I think she likes.
- 1:14:06Speaker 3: No! She's dabbled, I mean, for sure.
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: I don't even think she dabbled that much. I think
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: she was so ahead of her time that she acted
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: like she was gay with Sandra Bernhardt. Because it got
- 1:14:15Speaker 1: her attention. But I think she's all about the hard,
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: young dick.
- 1:14:20Speaker 3: The H-Y-D?
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:14:22Speaker 7: Well, I just love how Diplo can just write, hi, queen,
- 1:14:25Speaker 7: and it has 619 likes.
- 1:14:28Speaker 3: God.
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: This is from the New York Post. A Mississippi daycare
- 1:14:35Speaker 1: worker was fired after screaming at children in a Halloween mask.
- 1:14:38Speaker 1: It's a very scary white mask. And she was, I mean,
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: can you imagine? What are you thinking?
- 1:14:45Speaker 3: I love this video. There's nothing I love more than
- 1:14:49Speaker 3: scaring children. I know. I saw it. Yes, it's traumatizing.
- 1:14:54Speaker 3: But I just think if you're going to have a
- 1:14:57Speaker 3: mental meltdown in school, put on a mask and start screaming.
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: Peter and I, early on in the marriage, I went
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: as sexy Little Red Riding Hood. And then Peter had
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: this very realistic wolf mask.
- 1:15:15Speaker 3: Sure.
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: And anyway, we move into our house that we've been
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: in now for 16 years or whatever. And the first Halloween,
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: which our neighborhood is pretty happening as far as like
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: a lot of kids come by. So we're excited to
- 1:15:28Speaker 1: do the trick-or-treating. And we had found the mask or whatever.
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: And Peter opened the door and was like, you know, oh,
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: my God, these kids were terrified, screaming. And we've even
- 1:15:40Speaker 1: when we with with that mask with our cat, when
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: we had our cat, one time we had it on
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: and the cat was like like a cartoon, like hair
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: on the ends. Like, so scared.
- 1:15:51Speaker 3: On the ceiling?
- 1:15:52Speaker 1: Yes, because Simba, he thought that, like, a real wolf
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: was in the house.
- 1:15:57Speaker 6: Sure.
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: Like, it was that realistic. So, I mean.
- 1:16:01Speaker 3: I think it's, here's the thing. I think this is funny.
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: Should we give her another chance, though? We give Peter
- 1:16:07Speaker 1: another chance.
- 1:16:07Speaker 3: There's one thing.
- 1:16:08Speaker 7: Like, when you scare a kid and you get the
- 1:16:11Speaker 7: reaction of them, you know, losing it and being like,
- 1:16:14Speaker 7: I'm actually terrified.
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:16:16Speaker 3: That's when you go, it's me, it's me, I'm kidding,
- 1:16:18Speaker 3: I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
- 1:16:19Speaker 7: She just kept going till she got all of the kids,
- 1:16:22Speaker 7: which I think it's too much. But obviously these aren't
- 1:16:26Speaker 7: my kids, so I don't care. But I think it's
- 1:16:30Speaker 7: a nice Halloween, like, oh my God, this is awful,
- 1:16:33Speaker 7: but at the same time really funny. But also I
- 1:16:36Speaker 7: think she should have known better than to get each
- 1:16:39Speaker 7: kid terrified.
- 1:16:41Speaker 1: No, I definitely don't think she'd be working with kids
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: because even if, Like, even if you're on, like, on
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: social media, there's lots of times when, like, the dad
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: shaves his face and the baby, have you ever seen that?
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: And the baby doesn't know that they're, like, so confused.
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: They don't understand that that's their dad. It's like, I
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: would think, you know, maybe you don't need to have
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: a doctorate in child development, but, like, you should know
- 1:17:04Speaker 1: at least enough as a daycare provider.
- 1:17:06Speaker 7: Or the one, have you seen the one where the parents, like,
- 1:17:08Speaker 7: set up the phone with the kids in the bathroom
- 1:17:10Speaker 7: and they shut the bathroom door and they have that, like,
- 1:17:12Speaker 7: ghost goblin filter? And the kids are like, oh, my God,
- 1:17:15Speaker 7: that's shitty.
- 1:17:16Speaker 3: I know. I mean, that's the thing.
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: It's like, God, people, God, just get a job. Stop
- 1:17:22Speaker 1: using your kids for viral videos, especially when you're scaring
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: them and exploiting them. Like, what pieces of shit is that?
- 1:17:30Speaker 7: I take no advice from TikTok other than it's great
- 1:17:33Speaker 7: sweatpants season.
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: It's cute.
- 1:17:36Speaker 3: But yes, I thought it was awful. But at the
- 1:17:39Speaker 3: same time.
- 1:17:40Speaker 7: I like dark, weird humor, and I just thought it
- 1:17:42Speaker 7: was kind of funny, but it's also very traumatic for
- 1:17:44Speaker 7: the kids, for sure.
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: It really is. Justin, tell everybody what's going on in
- 1:17:50Speaker 1: your life and where they can get more Justin Martindale
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: at their fingertips and their eardrums.
- 1:17:54Speaker 3: Seriously, follow me on Instagram at Justin Martindale. Again, Vegas,
- 1:17:59Speaker 3: I'll be with you.
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:18:01Speaker 3: Texas, I'll be with you.
- 1:18:02Speaker 7: Listen to my podcast, Just Saying, with Justin Martindale. I've
- 1:18:05Speaker 7: got some amazing guests coming on the rest of this month. Also,
- 1:18:10Speaker 7: I am.
- 1:18:11Speaker 3: Working on my special right now.
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:18:14Speaker 3: It's coming out hopefully soon.
- 1:18:15Speaker 5: Yes, queen.
- 1:18:16Speaker 3: I might have a teaser for it. Slay on, bitch.
- 1:18:20Speaker 1: Yes.
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- 1:18:25Speaker 3: The holidays are coming up and I partnered up with
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- 1:18:47Speaker 1: Just like Justin does. Love it. Love you. Bye-bye.
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