Latest / Sherlock Holmes / Sherlock Holmes Radio A Case of Identity Basil Rathbone, Nigel Bruce, Conwa
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Strange thing life a Watson, infinitely stranger than anything the
- 0:04Speaker 1: mind of man could invent.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Yes, I know that's one of your pet theories, and
- 0:08Speaker 2: I dare you to put it to the test. Now,
- 0:10Speaker 2: I'll take to day's paper if you If you can
- 0:12Speaker 2: find anything bizarre in that.
- 0:13Speaker 3: I'll I'll buy you a new smoking jacket.
- 0:16Speaker 1: I don't want a new smoking jacket, Watson, but i'll
- 0:18Speaker 1: take up your challenge. Choose any article, any paragraph at all,
- 0:21Speaker 1: on this page, and I'll guarantee to find something outlandish.
- 0:24Speaker 3: Very well.
- 0:25Speaker 2: Here take the very first heading, Husband's Cruelty to his wife.
- 0:30Speaker 2: Now there's a half column of print about that, but
- 0:33Speaker 2: I know what it's about almost without reading it.
- 0:35Speaker 3: There's the other woman, the drink, the push, the blow.
- 0:39Speaker 2: No writer could invent anything more crude or commonplace.
- 0:42Speaker 1: Your example, Watson, happens to be rather unfortunate. The husband
- 0:46Speaker 1: was a key tootler, there was no other woman, And
- 0:49Speaker 1: the cruelty complained of was that he had the habit
- 0:51Speaker 1: of winding up every meal by taking out his false
- 0:53Speaker 1: teeth and hurling him at his wife, which all allows
- 0:56Speaker 1: an action and illiterary man would hardly be able to
- 0:58Speaker 1: make believable.
- 0:59Speaker 3: Well, sir, but that's just an exception.
- 1:02Speaker 4: Life is made up of exceptions. Watson. There's one now
- 1:06Speaker 4: standing on the pavement on the opposite side of the street.
- 1:08Speaker 2: You mean that large, hebelike young woman with the enormous
- 1:11Speaker 2: bloor around her neck and the curling red feather in
- 1:14Speaker 2: the hat.
- 1:14Speaker 4: Yes.
- 1:16Speaker 2: Look how she oscillates backward and forward, and the way
- 1:20Speaker 2: she fidgets with her glove buttons.
- 1:21Speaker 4: Oscillation on the pavement always means an a fair deccur.
- 1:25Speaker 1: She would like advice, but it's not sure that the
- 1:27Speaker 1: matter may not be too delicate for communications.
- 1:29Speaker 2: She's decided to take the plunge as she comes across
- 1:33Speaker 2: the road like a swimmer leaving the bank. I say,
- 1:36Speaker 2: perhaps she's been seriously wronged.
- 1:38Speaker 1: No, Watson, In that case, the woman no longer oscillates.
- 1:40Speaker 1: She pulls out the bell wire to the front door.
- 1:44Speaker 1: We heard that Watson decided to fluttery. The maiden is
- 1:46Speaker 1: not so much angry as perplexed and possibly grieved.
- 1:50Speaker 4: But here she comes, Come in, Come in.
- 1:55Speaker 5: I hope I'm not intruding. This is mister Sherlock Holmes.
- 2:00Speaker 5: They detected.
- 2:00Speaker 4: Yes, won't you sit down?
- 2:03Speaker 1: This is my friend and colleague, doctor Watson, pleas to
- 2:05Speaker 1: meet you, lad, My.
- 2:07Speaker 4: Dear young lady.
- 2:08Speaker 1: Don't you find that, with your short sighted a little
- 2:10Speaker 1: trying to do so much typewriting?
- 2:11Speaker 5: Oh? I did it first, and that's a fact. But
- 2:13Speaker 5: if not, so, now I know where the letters are
- 2:15Speaker 5: without look. Oh, but how did you know someone's told
- 2:19Speaker 5: you about me?
- 2:20Speaker 2: Oh, don't look so alarmed, my dear. That's just a
- 2:22Speaker 2: bit of a detection. Mister Holmes can tell things like
- 2:25Speaker 2: that by looking at you. It's his way of showing off.
- 2:28Speaker 5: Oh, I see that. It did take me aback your
- 2:31Speaker 5: knowing things like that.
- 2:33Speaker 4: It's my business to know things.
- 2:35Speaker 1: I knew you used the typewriter from the appearance of
- 2:37Speaker 1: your fingertips and the double line pressed into the plush
- 2:39Speaker 1: above your wrists. Was equally obvious that you're near sighted
- 2:42Speaker 1: from the marks left on either side of the nose
- 2:44Speaker 1: by your pants knee.
- 2:46Speaker 4: So you see, my DearS, miss.
- 2:48Speaker 5: My name is Sutherland and Mary Sutherland.
- 2:50Speaker 1: So you see, my dear, Miss Sutherland, does nothing terrifying
- 2:53Speaker 1: in my conclusions?
- 2:54Speaker 5: Well, no, not when you explain it like that.
- 2:57Speaker 1: And now perhaps you'll tell me why you came away
- 2:59Speaker 1: to consult me in such a hurry that you managed
- 3:01Speaker 1: to put on two odd shoes.
- 3:03Speaker 5: Why, bless my soul, so I did the right one's
- 3:06Speaker 5: my Sunday pair.
- 3:07Speaker 4: Yes, you must have been rather editated when you left home.
- 3:09Speaker 5: Yes, I did bang out of the house. And who
- 3:12Speaker 5: wouldn't It made me very angry to see the easy
- 3:15Speaker 5: way mister Windybanks. Oh that my father took it all.
- 3:18Speaker 5: He wouldn't go to the police. He just sat there
- 3:21Speaker 5: and said there was no harm done and everything would
- 3:23Speaker 5: come right in the end. So finally I got mad
- 3:26Speaker 5: and told father I was coming to you myself.
- 3:28Speaker 1: You say your father, but surely you mean your stepfather
- 3:31Speaker 1: since the name's not the same.
- 3:32Speaker 5: Yes, he's my stepfather. Mother makes me call him father,
- 3:35Speaker 5: though it sounds kind of funny him being only five
- 3:38Speaker 5: years and two months older than myself.
- 3:40Speaker 1: I see, how recently did your mother marry this mister Windybanks?
- 3:44Speaker 5: About two years ago? It was mister Holmes, and I'll
- 3:46Speaker 5: admit I wasn't very pleased, seeing as it was so
- 3:49Speaker 5: soon after father's death, and him a man nearly fifteen
- 3:52Speaker 5: years younger than herself.
- 3:54Speaker 3: You enough to start complications in any home at homes.
- 3:56Speaker 1: Quite that complete continue, miss Sonnoland. I gather your father
- 4:00Speaker 1: left your mother fairly went off.
- 4:01Speaker 5: Yes, sir, he did, did you see? Father was a
- 4:04Speaker 5: plumber in Tottenham Port Road, and he left a tidy
- 4:06Speaker 5: business behind him. After he went, mother carried it on.
- 4:10Speaker 5: Although I must say that William, that is mister Hardy,
- 4:14Speaker 5: father's foreman did most of the work, and a good
- 4:16Speaker 5: thing he made of it too.
- 4:18Speaker 4: This mister Hardy, was he your father's age?
- 4:20Speaker 5: Oh no, sir, he was just two years older than me.
- 4:23Speaker 5: In fact is we had a sort of an understanding
- 4:26Speaker 5: till this year mister Windibangs came along.
- 4:29Speaker 4: Oh, and he didn't approve it, mister Hardy.
- 4:30Speaker 5: Whit weren't that so much as that he didn't approve
- 4:33Speaker 5: of the plumbing business, said it wasn't high class. But
- 4:37Speaker 5: mister Winderbags is a very superior gentleman hisself. Mister Holmes
- 4:41Speaker 5: travels in wines for west House and Marbank. But Clare's
- 4:44Speaker 5: importers in ten Church Street. Oh, a real tark years
- 4:47Speaker 5: I see, yes, sir. So after him and mother got married,
- 4:51Speaker 5: he made us sell the business.
- 4:54Speaker 4: And how did you first meet this mister hausmer.
- 4:56Speaker 5: Angel, Well, mister Holmes, I met him at the gas
- 5:00Speaker 5: fitter's ball. Oh, yes, sir, it was. The gas fitters
- 5:05Speaker 5: used to send Father tickets while he was alive, and
- 5:08Speaker 5: afterwards they kept on sending them to me and mother.
- 5:10Speaker 5: Mister Windybanks didn't wish us to go. He never did
- 5:13Speaker 5: wishes to go anywhere. If I so much as wanted
- 5:16Speaker 5: to go to a Sunday school Treaty would get quite
- 5:18Speaker 5: mad about it.
- 5:19Speaker 4: Rather reasonable, Yes, sir well.
- 5:22Speaker 5: It happened that the week of the ball he had
- 5:24Speaker 5: to go to France on business, so he wasn't there
- 5:27Speaker 5: to make a scene when Mother and me went. It
- 5:29Speaker 5: was a lovely ball, mister Holmes. I wouldn't have missed
- 5:33Speaker 5: it for anything. It was there I met Tasma. He
- 5:37Speaker 5: was a lovely dancer. You should have seen him do
- 5:40Speaker 5: the pulker.
- 5:41Speaker 4: Swept you quite off your feet out, no doubt, Yes.
- 5:43Speaker 5: Sir well. He called next day to see if Mother
- 5:46Speaker 5: and I got home safe the night before, and after
- 5:49Speaker 5: that I went out once or twice for walks with him,
- 5:52Speaker 5: and things was going along as smooth as you could wish.
- 5:55Speaker 5: And then Father came home and Tasma couldn't come to
- 5:58Speaker 5: the house anymore. No, no, sir, Father didn't like me
- 6:02Speaker 5: to have young men come to the house. Said it
- 6:04Speaker 5: didn't look well for a young girl to.
- 6:06Speaker 4: Have followers rother tyrant Kane.
- 6:08Speaker 5: Oh, yes, sir, But pretty soon he had to go
- 6:10Speaker 5: off to France again for a couple of weeks. So
- 6:12Speaker 5: I started walking out with Osma again.
- 6:15Speaker 4: And this Osma made no attempt to see you in
- 6:17Speaker 4: the meantime.
- 6:18Speaker 5: No, sir, I wanted to, but mother said, you didn't
- 6:21Speaker 5: think it was safe.
- 6:22Speaker 4: Oh.
- 6:22Speaker 5: He wrote to me every day, Hasma did. Oh here,
- 6:25Speaker 5: I've brought the letters and thought they might give you
- 6:28Speaker 5: a clue.
- 6:28Speaker 4: Quite right, we'll look them over later.
- 6:30Speaker 1: Am I to take it that you and mister andrel
- 6:32Speaker 1: had done an understanding.
- 6:34Speaker 5: Yes, sir, we were engaged after the first walk we
- 6:38Speaker 5: took together.
- 6:39Speaker 4: First worker and Watson did interrupt. What was mister Angel's business,
- 6:43Speaker 4: Miss Sutherman.
- 6:44Speaker 5: He was a cashier in an office in Leadenhall Street.
- 6:47Speaker 4: What office?
- 6:48Speaker 5: That's the worst of it, mister Holmes.
- 6:49Speaker 4: I don't know where did he live? Then?
- 6:51Speaker 5: Oh he slept on the premises.
- 6:53Speaker 4: And you don't know his address, no, sir.
- 6:55Speaker 5: Except that it was leaden Hall Street.
- 6:57Speaker 4: Where did you address your letters.
- 6:58Speaker 5: Leaden Hall Street Post Office? To be left till poored
- 7:01Speaker 5: for he said if there was to come to the office,
- 7:04Speaker 5: he'd be ragged by the other clerks. I offered to
- 7:07Speaker 5: typewrite them like he did his, but he wouldn't have that.
- 7:10Speaker 5: Said that, when I wrote them myself, it seemed like
- 7:12Speaker 5: there was something of me in them. That'll show you
- 7:15Speaker 5: how fond he was of me, mister Holmes. He was
- 7:18Speaker 5: always thinking of little things like that.
- 7:20Speaker 4: Yes, quite suggestive.
- 7:22Speaker 1: Can you remember any other little things about mister Hosma Angel,
- 7:25Speaker 1: any little peculiarity.
- 7:27Speaker 5: He was a very shy man, mister Holmes. He'd rather
- 7:30Speaker 5: walk with me in the evening than in the daylight,
- 7:32Speaker 5: because he said he liked to hold my hand, but
- 7:35Speaker 5: he didn't want to be conspicuous.
- 7:37Speaker 4: Very considerate and gentleman.
- 7:39Speaker 5: Oh, yes, sir. He was a father gentleman with the
- 7:42Speaker 5: silkiest brown beard. Even his voice was soft like He
- 7:47Speaker 5: told me he'd have quinsy and swollen glands when he
- 7:50Speaker 5: was young, and it left him with a weak throat.
- 7:52Speaker 4: Oh unfortunately, yes, sir.
- 7:54Speaker 5: His eyes were kind of weak too, like mine, and
- 7:57Speaker 5: he wore tinted glasses against the glare I day. He
- 8:00Speaker 5: was about five foot five and had small.
- 8:03Speaker 4: Hands and feet, I see. And what happened when mister Windibanks,
- 8:06Speaker 4: your stepfather returned to France.
- 8:08Speaker 5: Well, I wrote Osma, and he came round to the
- 8:10Speaker 5: house and he said I'd have to marry him before
- 8:12Speaker 5: father came back, as he couldn't stand the separation any longer.
- 8:16Speaker 5: So I asked mother, and she said why not? Every
- 8:19Speaker 5: girl was entitled to her own husband.
- 8:21Speaker 4: Oh.
- 8:21Speaker 5: Mother was all for Ozma from the beginning, almost more
- 8:24Speaker 5: than I was myself.
- 8:25Speaker 4: So you got married?
- 8:27Speaker 5: Well, no, well that is not quite Oh what happened? Well,
- 8:31Speaker 5: the wedding was set for yesterday morning. We thought it
- 8:34Speaker 5: best to make it a quiet ceremony. It was to
- 8:37Speaker 5: be at Saint Savior's Church, with a wedding breakfast afterwards
- 8:40Speaker 5: at the Saint Pancras Hotel. Well, about nine o'clock, Mother
- 8:44Speaker 5: and me was all dressed and waiting for Ozma. I
- 8:47Speaker 5: was a bit upset. I guess you know how a
- 8:50Speaker 5: bride feels, mister Holmes, Oh, dear, I met nervous. I
- 9:00Speaker 5: don't know whether I ought to get married or not.
- 9:02Speaker 6: Don't you fret? Mary?
- 9:03Speaker 7: All brides is like that. Why when I was married
- 9:06Speaker 7: to your father, I was so jumpy. I split both
- 9:09Speaker 7: me gloves.
- 9:09Speaker 5: Oh, I know, but I haven't known Ozma very long. Mother.
- 9:13Speaker 5: Maybe I want to jump off the deep end like this.
- 9:15Speaker 6: What's the good of waiting?
- 9:16Speaker 5: Mary?
- 9:17Speaker 7: Better get married now before your father gets back.
- 9:19Speaker 5: Yes, I suppose so. Oh dear me, I wish my
- 9:23Speaker 5: shoes wasn't so tight.
- 9:25Speaker 6: Here comes Ozma.
- 9:26Speaker 7: Now don't you look handsome with that flower and his
- 9:29Speaker 7: button and all? No, you stay here, Mary, I'll answer it.
- 9:34Speaker 7: A bride should actually I like on a wedding day.
- 9:39Speaker 7: Good morning, Ozma as the groom.
- 9:42Speaker 3: Good morning, er mother. I'm fine.
- 9:46Speaker 5: Hello Mary, Hello Ozma. What's the matter? You look kind
- 9:50Speaker 5: of right?
- 9:51Speaker 8: Oh, I'm all right. How are you?
- 9:54Speaker 5: I'm all right?
- 9:55Speaker 9: To Hosma, Well, we'd better be shoving off. I got
- 9:58Speaker 9: to havensome waiting outside.
- 10:00Speaker 5: But Hasma, it's such a little way, and handsome is expensive.
- 10:04Speaker 9: You don't think that any bride of mine is going
- 10:07Speaker 9: to walk on her wedding day?
- 10:09Speaker 4: Now?
- 10:09Speaker 6: Who can that be?
- 10:10Speaker 3: Oh?
- 10:10Speaker 6: Smey or as fuller jumped as a kangaroo.
- 10:13Speaker 5: Now I'll go.
- 10:16Speaker 6: What is it?
- 10:18Speaker 7: Telegram?
- 10:19Speaker 8: Oh?
- 10:20Speaker 5: Thank you, it's a telegram. Maybe somebody's died.
- 10:25Speaker 6: I'm almost afraid to look let me.
- 10:28Speaker 4: I'm used to these things.
- 10:32Speaker 9: Expect me home today, erastmus g Windy Banks.
- 10:37Speaker 5: Father's coming home. What if he gets here before.
- 10:40Speaker 7: Now, don't lose your nerve. You're of age to remember,
- 10:43Speaker 7: so I don't matter how he raves afterwards.
- 10:45Speaker 9: Mary, promise you won't let him tear us apart.
- 10:48Speaker 5: No, no, I swear it.
- 10:50Speaker 4: Mary.
- 10:50Speaker 3: Where's the bible?
- 10:52Speaker 7: Is carrying mine? The one I got married with both times?
- 10:56Speaker 3: All right?
- 10:56Speaker 9: Now put your left hand on that bible and swear
- 10:59Speaker 9: that what happens you will always be true to me and.
- 11:02Speaker 3: To me only.
- 11:03Speaker 8: What could happen, Well, you never know.
- 11:06Speaker 4: I'll swear it, Mary, for.
- 11:07Speaker 6: My sake, swear it, yes, Mary, why not do us?
- 11:10Speaker 6: Ozma asks?
- 11:10Speaker 8: All right?
- 11:12Speaker 5: I swear?
- 11:13Speaker 4: Oh good Now, then let's get on with it.
- 11:15Speaker 6: Yes, Osma, Oh dear, here's my bonny.
- 11:18Speaker 9: I'm straight, Yes, yes, only hurry, mister Windy Banks make
- 11:22Speaker 9: it back any minute.
- 11:23Speaker 7: Mary, don't forget your flowers.
- 11:25Speaker 9: No, mother, hurry, hurry. Now, here's the cab you first? Mother, Easy,
- 11:30Speaker 9: don't upset the cab now, Mary, that's right.
- 11:34Speaker 5: Aren't you coming through? Hosma?
- 11:36Speaker 9: No, there isn't room. I'd must your dress and I'll
- 11:39Speaker 9: hail another cab. Well he s there's a four wheeler. Now, hey, Kevin,
- 11:43Speaker 9: now you go on, I'll follow after.
- 11:45Speaker 6: See you at the church, horseman.
- 11:49Speaker 5: Driver.
- 11:54Speaker 6: Yes, Osma got the other cab.
- 11:56Speaker 5: It's falling us mondays and nothing together like anything.
- 12:00Speaker 6: Now I shut marry anyone. I think you didn't want
- 12:02Speaker 6: to get married.
- 12:03Speaker 5: Well maybe I do, Maybe I do.
- 12:06Speaker 6: We'll just hold your breath and it'll be over in
- 12:08Speaker 6: no time.
- 12:09Speaker 5: Now here's the church.
- 12:18Speaker 7: You get out first, and to mind your dress. That's
- 12:21Speaker 7: it now, now help me. He's a fast time no
- 12:26Speaker 7: blink in acrobat, that's it he or Kebby.
- 12:32Speaker 5: Oh, here comes Hosma's four wheeler.
- 12:35Speaker 8: Now seem years like you first.
- 12:44Speaker 5: Why doesn't he get out to give him time?
- 12:46Speaker 6: Maybe his knees is shaky too.
- 12:52Speaker 5: Something's wrong with Ozma. I'm going to see why. I'll
- 12:57Speaker 5: speak to him. Kebby. What the cat's empty? Or something's
- 13:03Speaker 5: happened to Osmer. He's gone and left me waiting at
- 13:07Speaker 5: the church.
- 13:18Speaker 4: Every day is value day.
- 13:19Speaker 1: When you insist on clothes by clipper Craft, yes, we
- 13:23Speaker 1: have to know our values are really great. When we
- 13:25Speaker 1: suggest you compare clipper craft with clothes selling for very
- 13:28Speaker 1: much more, which is exactly what we do suggest. Because
- 13:32Speaker 1: there's a great big idea behind clippercraft clothes in the
- 13:36Speaker 1: form of the famous Clippercraft Plan. You get the benefit
- 13:39Speaker 1: of great savings made by concentrating the buying power of
- 13:43Speaker 1: ten hundred and thirty six of the nation's finest stores
- 13:46Speaker 1: from coast to coast. Yes, the clipper Craft plan really
- 13:49Speaker 1: streamlines the fine old craft of clothes making. When you
- 13:53Speaker 1: can get such remarkably fine quality in suits for only
- 13:56Speaker 1: forty to forty seven fifty, in tropical worsteds for only
- 14:00Speaker 1: thirty three seventy five to forty dollars, and in sport
- 14:03Speaker 1: jackets for only twenty six fifty by pay more for
- 14:07Speaker 1: selling expensive clothes at inexpensive low prices at the nation's
- 14:11Speaker 1: finest stores. Is the great big idea behind the Clippercraft Plan.
- 14:16Speaker 1: That's why men who know insist on clippercraft clothes. So
- 14:20Speaker 1: be sure to visit the clipper Craft store in your city.
- 14:25Speaker 10: These leading stores in the metropolitan area are proud to
- 14:28Speaker 10: add their names to Clippercraft in your suits, top coats,
- 14:31Speaker 10: sport jackets and tropicals. In Manhattan Sacks thirty fourth Broadway
- 14:35Speaker 10: at thirty fourth John Wannamaker Men's Stores Broadway at eight
- 14:38Speaker 10: and sixty seven Liberty Street in Brooklyn, Abraham and Strauss
- 14:42Speaker 10: in Newick, New Jersey, Boulevard Men's Shop, Presley, Newick. And
- 14:46Speaker 10: in Jamaica the B and B Clothes Shop, one sixty
- 14:49Speaker 10: four oh eight Jamaica Avenue.
- 14:55Speaker 1: And now back to Baker Street, where we find doctor
- 14:58Speaker 1: Watson commisserating with the young lady who has been left
- 15:00Speaker 1: waiting out the church.
- 15:04Speaker 2: A shameful way for any gentleman to act, deserting his
- 15:07Speaker 2: bride at the altar.
- 15:08Speaker 5: Oh no, doctor Watson, I'm sure he didn't do that,
- 15:11Speaker 5: not on purpose. That is, he was too kind for that.
- 15:14Speaker 5: And then as that pleasure I gave him.
- 15:17Speaker 2: You think he foresaw some unforeseen danger and that's why
- 15:20Speaker 2: he made you take view.
- 15:21Speaker 1: Yes, sir, have you any notion of what it could
- 15:23Speaker 1: have been? No, sir, how did your father take it?
- 15:26Speaker 1: I presume he found out.
- 15:27Speaker 5: Oh, yes, sir, he was quite consoling, really remarkable. Oh
- 15:30Speaker 5: it drives me half mad to think of it. Mister Holmes.
- 15:33Speaker 5: It's not as if it was the first time I've
- 15:35Speaker 5: been disappointed.
- 15:36Speaker 1: I understand I shall be delighted to glance into the
- 15:39Speaker 1: matter for you, Miss Sutherland. Now let me advise you
- 15:42Speaker 1: to turn the whole matter over to me, and don't
- 15:43Speaker 1: let your mind went on it any further. Above all,
- 15:46Speaker 1: try to let mister Hosmer Angel vanish from your memory
- 15:49Speaker 1: as he's done from your life.
- 15:51Speaker 5: And you you don't think I'll ever see him again.
- 15:54Speaker 4: I'm afraid not.
- 15:55Speaker 5: Oh, dear me, you've been very kind, mister. I'm sure
- 16:02Speaker 5: I don't know how to thank.
- 16:03Speaker 4: You, not at all this sum good day, gentlemen.
- 16:08Speaker 5: Where's my hank?
- 16:10Speaker 8: Oh? Oh, dear me?
- 16:14Speaker 5: Another romance?
- 16:15Speaker 8: Blighted homes?
- 16:31Speaker 2: What a horrid mess of bottles and test tubes?
- 16:35Speaker 3: Yes, smells of hydrochloric acid.
- 16:37Speaker 4: Marvelous, My dear Watson, marvelous.
- 16:39Speaker 2: I don't believe you budged out of this room since
- 16:42Speaker 2: that poor young lady left early this morning.
- 16:44Speaker 1: No, it was mystery, then you've solved it. Certainly it
- 16:47Speaker 1: was by sulfate of barati.
- 16:49Speaker 3: I mean the mystery of the disappearing bridegroom.
- 16:52Speaker 1: Oh that there never was any mystery in that affair, Watson.
- 16:55Speaker 1: But he is self evident, don't you think?
- 16:57Speaker 4: No?
- 16:58Speaker 1: Can say I do, really, but I let you look
- 17:00Speaker 1: at mister Hosma's love letters.
- 17:02Speaker 3: For David type of it, even to the signature.
- 17:04Speaker 1: Yes, that's what's really suggested. Now, what's that, mister Windybanks.
- 17:09Speaker 1: I fancy you.
- 17:10Speaker 3: Mean the girl's father, stepfather.
- 17:12Speaker 4: Quite. I sent off a note to him this morning
- 17:13Speaker 4: to his place of business.
- 17:15Speaker 1: But I must say, and this afternoon I received this
- 17:18Speaker 1: businesslike reply on West House and Marbanks stationary, saying he'd
- 17:21Speaker 1: be here at six o'clock. Come in, come in, ah,
- 17:25Speaker 1: mister Windybanks. This typewritten note was from you, on which
- 17:30Speaker 1: you set the time for this appointment at six o'clock.
- 17:32Speaker 11: Yes, mister, I prefer I'm a trifle late. It's about
- 17:35Speaker 11: miss Sutherland's missing suitor. Quite so, this is troubled with,
- 17:39Speaker 11: mister Holmes. But you know what young girls are. Besides, it's
- 17:43Speaker 11: a useless expense, because how in the name of this
- 17:46Speaker 11: and that can you expect to locate Hosma Rangel.
- 17:49Speaker 1: Pardon me if I disagree with you, mister Windybanks. But
- 17:52Speaker 1: I have every reason to believe that I have located
- 17:54Speaker 1: mister Hosmer Angel.
- 17:57Speaker 4: Oh delighted, mister Holmes.
- 18:00Speaker 1: Yes, I wonder if anyone's ever told you that a
- 18:02Speaker 1: typewriter has really quite as much individuality as a man's handwriting. Oh,
- 18:07Speaker 1: I don't say, hope, I most emphatically do. Every typewriter
- 18:10Speaker 1: develops its own little idiosyncrasies. Now this note of yours,
- 18:14Speaker 1: mister Windybanks, you'll notice that all the ease are slightly slurred,
- 18:18Speaker 1: and there's a slight defect in the tail of the R.
- 18:20Speaker 1: Oh I never noticed a perform obviously. Now I have
- 18:24Speaker 1: here four letters which purport to come from the missing man.
- 18:28Speaker 1: In all of them, the ease are slurred and the
- 18:31Speaker 1: r's tall.
- 18:32Speaker 11: Well, I didn't come here to waste time with fantastic
- 18:34Speaker 11: talk like this. If you're going to catch the man,
- 18:36Speaker 11: catch him and let me know when you see. Certainly
- 18:39Speaker 11: Watson be good enough to lock the door with pleasure. Now, then,
- 18:44Speaker 11: mister Windy Banks, I have caught mister Hosmer Angel, because
- 18:48Speaker 11: you yourself are that gentleman. But we whoa what if
- 18:52Speaker 11: I am? I didn't marry the girl today? It's it's
- 18:55Speaker 11: not actionable.
- 18:56Speaker 1: No, your conduct is even worse than that. It's dishonorable
- 18:59Speaker 1: and degreeting. In the first place. You're the sort of
- 19:01Speaker 1: scoundrel who marries an older woman for her money. Not satisfied,
- 19:04Speaker 1: you want to assure yourself with the daughter's income, which
- 19:06Speaker 1: you will lose if she marries. You make her break
- 19:09Speaker 1: off with her first sweetheart. And when you see it's
- 19:11Speaker 1: going to be impossible to keep others from falling in
- 19:13Speaker 1: love with her, you're arranged to do so yourself.
- 19:15Speaker 4: It was only a joke at first. I fail to
- 19:17Speaker 4: see any humor in it. I didn't know she'd fall
- 19:20Speaker 4: for me like that?
- 19:20Speaker 10: Did.
- 19:21Speaker 1: You made the girl swear she'd be true and wait
- 19:23Speaker 1: for you, and then you played the cat and disappeared.
- 19:25Speaker 11: Well and maybe sol and maybe not. By'm not breaking
- 19:27Speaker 11: any laws, and as long as you keep that doll
- 19:30Speaker 11: up quite.
- 19:30Speaker 1: So, should you care to call a policeman, there's one
- 19:34Speaker 1: in the street below.
- 19:36Speaker 4: I'm sure you're em ployer.
- 19:37Speaker 1: Mister Merrild Marbanks, who by the way, is an old
- 19:39Speaker 1: friend of mine, would be very interested in your little joke.
- 19:43Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, mister Holmes. You couldn't tell him.
- 19:46Speaker 4: I'd lose my job, but i'm my social.
- 19:48Speaker 1: Standing quite so I'll keep quiet on one condition, yes, yes,
- 19:53Speaker 1: anything at all. You are not to discourage any more
- 19:56Speaker 1: of Miss Mary's shooters past present or future.
- 19:58Speaker 4: Oh no, mister Holk, I wouldn't think of it.
- 20:00Speaker 3: It was all just a little game, you see.
- 20:02Speaker 4: Yes, well the game's over, Watson. You may show the
- 20:06Speaker 4: gentleman out right.
- 20:09Speaker 11: Now then, yes, sir, Yes, Well, good day gentlemen. I
- 20:12Speaker 11: hope you won't hold any hard feelings, mister Holmes.
- 20:14Speaker 2: And if you ever come along loitering on a boot
- 20:17Speaker 2: you downstairs, have a good man to do it anywhere
- 20:19Speaker 2: I'm going.
- 20:20Speaker 3: I'm going to the Black Army, I said.
- 20:23Speaker 2: But I I still don't see how you spotted the
- 20:26Speaker 2: man that.
- 20:27Speaker 1: Pipe written letter, Watson, particularly the signature. Obviously the man
- 20:31Speaker 1: wanted to disguise his handwriting, which would have been familiar
- 20:33Speaker 1: to the girl. Well whose handwriting would have been familiar
- 20:36Speaker 1: to her, answer the fathers, as he was the only
- 20:39Speaker 1: man she was allowed to come in contact with. It
- 20:41Speaker 1: is really quite simple when you explain it. Oh, by
- 20:44Speaker 1: the way, are you going to tell the girl?
- 20:46Speaker 4: I know?
- 20:47Speaker 1: Heaven forbid. I shall let mister will Hardy of Birmingham
- 20:50Speaker 1: have that privilege. I wrote him the facts of the
- 20:52Speaker 1: case this morning. No, he would be able to persuade
- 20:54Speaker 1: her to believe it. I never could.
- 20:56Speaker 8: Holmes.
- 20:56Speaker 4: You're a moral card
- 20:58Speaker 1: Perhaps, Watson, you remember but the old Persian saying, there's
- 21:02Speaker 1: danger for him who taketh the cub of the tiger,
- 21:06Speaker 1: and danger also for whoso statches a delusion from a
- 21:10Speaker 1: woman