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These are the Stories of Our Lives · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: These are the stories of our lives, well at least
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  Speaker 1: for today, the ones we didn't get to. It's one more.
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  Speaker 2: Thing that was a strong pitch, the meat of current events,
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  Speaker 2: the potatoes a features stories, then the sweet sweet dessert
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  Speaker 2: of a charming human interest tale.
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  Speaker 1: Katie has brought to us a full meal of cleaning
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  Speaker 1: out the sound.
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  Speaker 3: Fruit kinverridge desert. Are we having with a meat and
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  Speaker 3: potatoes meal? Apple pie?
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  Speaker 4: I was thinking a key lime pie.
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  Speaker 1: But it's a fine pie, you know I've had. We
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  Speaker 1: had friends over for dinner last night, believe it or not.
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  Speaker 1: I cooked excuse me, uh du a little stir fried
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  Speaker 1: spicy shrimp, oh and vegetables on a delightful supportive bed
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  Speaker 1: of rice. And I was kicking myself that we didn't
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  Speaker 1: have perhaps the simplest and most delightful of summer dessert
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  Speaker 1: the strawberry shortcake. Get a little pound cake, some strawberries,
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  Speaker 1: some whipped cream. Damn it, you got a meal. You
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  Speaker 1: can throw a little like syrupee stuff on there if
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  Speaker 1: you want. Strawberry syrve.
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  Speaker 3: The most delightful of summer desserts.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, in my opinion, it is good in terms of
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  Speaker 1: the labor required. My pie. It takes some doing. Strawberry
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  Speaker 1: shortcake requires like a ten minute visit to the grocery store.
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  Speaker 5: My cake lately has been throwing a peach into the
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  Speaker 5: air fryer with some cinnamon sugar on it with a
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  Speaker 5: wave ice cream.
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  Speaker 3: Damn, yeah, that sounds good.
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  Speaker 1: It's so good. Are you throwing the ice cream in
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  Speaker 1: the air fryer too?
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  Speaker 3: That seems like a bad idea.
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  Speaker 1: That's just counterproductive at best.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all low.
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  Speaker 1: Back when I worked at Cisco's Mexican restaurant in Westmount,
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  Speaker 1: Illinois during my high school and I think maybe one
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  Speaker 1: year at college i worked at Cisco's. I'm not sure,
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  Speaker 1: but anyway, they had deep fried ice cream which was fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: It was ice cream encrusted with like frosted flakes and
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  Speaker 1: the quick fry it and then serve that up with
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  Speaker 1: some chocolate syrup on it. Holy crappings, Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: So quickly? Because we got to get to the sound fridge.
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  Speaker 3: What did you say you do with the peach? Just
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  Speaker 3: cut it in half, take out the pitch a regular
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  Speaker 3: peach like you grabbed it off the tree the tree.
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  Speaker 5: Cut it in half, pop the pit out, cinnamon sugar
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  Speaker 5: stick it in the air fire for like I think
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  Speaker 5: it's eight.
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  Speaker 3: Minutes, and then what happens to it in there?
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  Speaker 4: It just gets nice and warm and soft.
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  Speaker 5: And then you just put a dollop of vanilla ice
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  Speaker 5: cream on there, and god damn.
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  Speaker 1: It so good. And you know, I've got this. I
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  Speaker 1: got this condition where I can't eat pitted fruits raw,
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  Speaker 1: but I can eat them cooked. And I'll bet does
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  Speaker 1: it cook through? Essentially it's like a pie peach.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, completely. You could use it for anything after
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  Speaker 5: that pretty much.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my lord, your condition is intransigence. That's what causes
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  Speaker 3: it that you can't eat pitted fruit.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I do have that condition with this's and not it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So let's clean out the sound fridge. A number of
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  Speaker 1: different news stories that we will were through quickly. This
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  Speaker 1: one's self explanatory. We'll start there at Alex Michaelson and CNN.
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  Speaker 6: A jury in New York has found that Live Nation
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  Speaker 6: and ticket Master illegally operated as a monopoly that gouge
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  Speaker 6: customers on ticket prices in several states sued the entertainment
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  Speaker 6: giant for stifling competition and driving up fees for concerts
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  Speaker 6: and sports.
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  Speaker 3: A judge will.
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  Speaker 6: Decide what penalty is to impose, possibly including breaking the
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  Speaker 6: company up.
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  Speaker 3: Live Nation said it does plan to appeal. Yeah, we're
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  Speaker 3: all shocked by this, so will this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of ticket Master, said nobody ever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no kidding. I used Ticketmaster to go to Springsteen
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  Speaker 3: the other night. Oh, first of all, like to reiterate,
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  Speaker 3: this has nothing to do with this. The step toward
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  Speaker 3: electronic tickets has been a huge step backward in terms
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  Speaker 3: of getting people in to the venue. It's so much
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  Speaker 3: slower than it used to be when people had paper tickets.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, their scanners are trash, so much slower.
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  Speaker 1: Ye.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, that's not the topic. Is this going to help
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  Speaker 3: any of us? Is this going to do anything for
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  Speaker 3: I just wonder if it's gonna help anything.
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  Speaker 1: I got the idea it would.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe their ridiculous processing fee thing, which is definitely a scam,
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  Speaker 3: but I don't know well, and.
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  Speaker 1: Their ability to consult. They own the venue, they own
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  Speaker 1: the ticketing service, they own the secondary market, they promote
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  Speaker 1: the shows, and all that time. It's pandatory in my opinion.
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  Speaker 3: Let's skip the next one, Michael, Oh, the one more
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  Speaker 3: thing on that, there's talk of they brought this up
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  Speaker 3: on the news last night, of people getting their money
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  Speaker 3: back from tickets they paid too much for, and some
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  Speaker 3: lawyers said, yes, there billions of dollars that people did
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  Speaker 3: not there's you talk about milking the cow and the
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  Speaker 3: lawyers get richer. However, that's saying goes, no way you're
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  Speaker 3: getting any money back from from the Madonna concert you
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  Speaker 3: went to in nineteen ninety six.
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  Speaker 1: Well you'll get eight bucks back and the lawyers will
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  Speaker 1: get one hundred and seventy five. Yeah, that's the way
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  Speaker 1: that works. All right. Let's go to twenty two. Michael
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  Speaker 1: bent Knows, Jackass David Mirror reporting on one of the
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  Speaker 1: hot stories of our day, the.
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  Speaker 7: Case of the wife who disappeared in the Bahamas. Bryan Hooker,
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  Speaker 7: the husband who says she fell off their boat and
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  Speaker 7: was swept away. He's now left the Bahamas after being
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  Speaker 7: released by authorities. That husband vowed to stay until his wife, Lynette,
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  Speaker 7: was found. She disappeared from their boat April fourth, The
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  Speaker 7: husband's attorney reportedly saying the husband's mother back home is
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  Speaker 7: not well.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, change of plans. Oh, it turns out my mom's
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  Speaker 1: not well. I'm not going to stay in Bahamas subject
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  Speaker 1: to arrest by your polace here. So anyway, I have.
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  Speaker 3: A possibly different ticket. Then. I think he probably killed
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  Speaker 3: his wife. But if he didn't kill his wife, you'd
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  Speaker 3: probably realize I'm being hounded all day every day. I
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  Speaker 3: can't even sleep because there are so many reporters after me.
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  Speaker 3: I got to get out of here.
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  Speaker 1: I could see that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think he probably don't. Right as a
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  Speaker 3: norm McDonald once said about OJ Simpson allegedly and actually right, Oh, brilliant.
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  Speaker 7: Next clip, Michael the Florida doctor has been arrested for
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  Speaker 7: second degree manslaughter and the death of a man who
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  Speaker 7: had the wrong organ removed during surgery. A grand jury
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  Speaker 7: indicting doctor Thomas Schechnovsky in the twenty twenty four incident.
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  Speaker 7: Prosecutor's alleged seventy year old William Bryan was scheduled for
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  Speaker 7: surgery to remove his spleen, but the doctor removed his
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  Speaker 7: liver instead. They say Brian died that night. That doctor
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  Speaker 7: now facing criminal charges.
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  Speaker 1: For what.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's a horrible story. I read all about.
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  Speaker 4: It was the guy. Was the doctor drunk? Was this
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  Speaker 4: a mistake?
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  Speaker 3: Did he? I mean, did he sell the liver like
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  Speaker 3: what was going on here. The most amazing part of
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  Speaker 3: it is the people helping him with the surgery realized
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  Speaker 3: he had gotten the liver and not the spleen. That's
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  Speaker 3: what he said. It was, yeah, immediate, but apparently you
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  Speaker 3: can't just take somebody's liver out like that, and blood
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  Speaker 3: was going everywhere and the person died. But then he
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  Speaker 3: tried to label the liver when he took it out
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  Speaker 3: and put it on the tray, he demanded they label
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  Speaker 3: it a spleen. And that's how he got caught because
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  Speaker 3: they were like, I'm not calling this a spleen. This
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  Speaker 3: is obviously a liver. Yeah, so he tried to cover
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  Speaker 3: it up after he did it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking at the chart of the liver and spleen.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my lord, I mean that's that's They live in
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  Speaker 1: the same neighborhood. But the liver a is gigantic. He
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  Speaker 1: sounds like he's crazy, least mine is. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: oh man, that's horrible, horrible.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a rough story. Somebody's gonna get a lot
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  Speaker 3: of money.
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  Speaker 1: All right. One more from the Jackass.
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  Speaker 7: A dirty block of ice falling through the roof of
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  Speaker 7: a home in Los Angeles County take a look. The
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  Speaker 7: homeowner says it landed on the couch, put a hole
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  Speaker 7: right in the roof there.
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  Speaker 3: No one was hurt.
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  Speaker 7: The homeowner says a plane was over the home at
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  Speaker 7: the time of the incident. The FAA is investigating.
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  Speaker 3: A plane was over the home at the time of
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  Speaker 3: the incident.
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  Speaker 1: Plane whiz.
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  Speaker 3: So it was one of those flozen frozen blocks of
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  Speaker 3: excrement crash the roof.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, got something crashes.
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  Speaker 3: To my roof. I'm hoping for a meteorite or something
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  Speaker 3: cool and exciting, not a big block of kaka. That's right, Jack,
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  Speaker 3: I mean everyone is in agreement with you.
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  Speaker 1: That is a bad turn of events. Well, like, if
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  Speaker 1: it's a meteor meteorite that could be worth money.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and it's cool in a you know, hopefully
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  Speaker 3: you don't get killed or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: But it's a hell of a story. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Block of poo not not so cool.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I just that it's literally a block of poo. Would
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  Speaker 1: you imagine whatever you like? Yeah, you won't get much
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  Speaker 1: for that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not worth anything.
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  Speaker 1: And uh, what's my new slogan? Everyone's a grifter and
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  Speaker 1: everything's clickbait. Here's some grifters who've seats a bit smirched
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  Speaker 1: rather the name of Santa Claus.
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  Speaker 8: The organizer of New York City's charity Barcrawl Santa Con
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  Speaker 8: that Stefan Pildee's has been arrested and charged with stealing
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  Speaker 8: more than a million dollars meant for others. Officials say
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  Speaker 8: he used Santa Con money to pay for home renovations,
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  Speaker 8: fancy vacations, even a luxury car. Pilde's has pleaded not guilty.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, these morons, Well they're morons, so it shouldn't be surprising.
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  Speaker 3: They always buy like luxury cars.
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  Speaker 4: You idiots.
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  Speaker 3: You're already skating on the edge of uh pulling this off.
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  Speaker 3: Don't go out and buy a luxury car, you idiots. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: go out and buy a two thousand and eight Camra
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  Speaker 3: if you need a car.
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  Speaker 1: Right. Well, they're idiots and they're pieces of crap. But
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  Speaker 1: I always enjoy the list of the things they buy
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  Speaker 1: when honestly, all you have to say is stuff they wanted.
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  Speaker 3: But my stuff that's outside their income range that they
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  Speaker 3: don't normally do. I mean, oh, you went to Europe
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  Speaker 3: and got a Mercedes on your You've never done anything
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  Speaker 3: like this in your whole life, You idiots.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah see Goodfellas Place Place, great movie, Pink Cadillac one
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  Speaker 1: of the mobsters I bought for his wife. Yeah idiots. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: let's see. Speaking of mobbed up, the trash removal industry
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  Speaker 1: comes to the eye of CBS News here.
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  Speaker 8: A dispute over an unpaid bill led to a real
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  Speaker 8: mess in California. A Bay Area trash removal service apparently
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  Speaker 8: not happy when a customer couldn't pay, and you can
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  Speaker 8: see what the driver did about it, tilting an entire
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  Speaker 8: load onto the front lawn. Police reportedly made him clear
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  Speaker 8: it off the sidewalk.
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  Speaker 1: At least this.
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  Speaker 5: Was an entire industrial dumpster of trash. The visual was
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  Speaker 5: kind of hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: How mobbed up Tony Soprano is there? No, how poly
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  Speaker 3: walnuts is that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 3: I said bad things about the garbage collectors in my
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  Speaker 3: town a while back, and all of a sudden my
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  Speaker 3: garbage wasn't getting picked up. Really, I don't like it
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  Speaker 3: could have just been a coincidence, but hmmm, we'll show you. Yeah, huh,
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  Speaker 3: First they do that, then they dump the trash on
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  Speaker 3: your lawn, then horsehead in your bed.
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  Speaker 5: You guys ever watched the Uh, the trash malfunction the
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  Speaker 5: trash truck malfunction videos.
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  Speaker 3: Uh like the clock hobby.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I find weird pregnancy thing.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I've I've enjoyed a few of these videos
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  Speaker 5: while pregnant. But the clock comes, comes out of the
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  Speaker 5: truck and grabs the trash can and something goes wrong
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  Speaker 5: with the truck and it just starts throwing trash mans
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  Speaker 5: So funny.
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  Speaker 1: All right, you got me trash malfunction videos.
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  Speaker 3: That's great. I'll do that with the kids this weekend.
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  Speaker 3: We'll probably laughter.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my god, that really sounds a feeling, Katie.
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  Speaker 3: How did it occur to you to search for that though?
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  Speaker 4: If you two suggested it for me, okay, it knows me.
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  Speaker 3: What does that mean that YouTube suggested that for you?
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  Speaker 5: I like chaos in my video, so like public freakouts
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  Speaker 5: all that type of stuff, And that's a good one.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If you're a fan of McDonald's fights, go to public freakout. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And finally, a heartwarming strawberry shortcake of a story.
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  Speaker 9: Westlake police at the home of a ninety one year
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  Speaker 9: old woman Thursday night. We're gonna make entry police her
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  Speaker 9: family all unable to get a hold of the homeowner.
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  Speaker 3: What's like pic what happens next?
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  Speaker 1: No one would have guessed. Turned out to be all okay.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone got a good laugh out of it with her.
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  Speaker 2: Now she's playing video games in her bedroom.
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  Speaker 9: Police say, not just playing video games, but trying to
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  Speaker 9: beat her record level in the process, missing those attempts
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  Speaker 9: to check in on her.
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  Speaker 1: Ninety one year old woman obsessed with video games, not
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  Speaker 1: answering her calls.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, she didn't answer the call for for apparently it
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  Speaker 5: was over twenty four hours.
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  Speaker 4: She wasn't answering any calls.
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  Speaker 5: Because she was trying to beat her video game record order.
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  Speaker 1: Their red eyed shoulders staring at her screen, eat the
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  Speaker 1: boxes everywhere exactly.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder what her favorite games are the controller damn it.
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  Speaker 4: I couldn't find it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just picturing her playing like Call of Duty or
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  Speaker 5: something like some sort.
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  Speaker 3: Of like Grand Theft Auto Prohibition era style soft.
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  Speaker 1: Horse right organ trail y a de kaiser.
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  Speaker 3: Try not to get scalped as you get across the
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  Speaker 3: great plane. I did it in real life, Sureley, I
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  Speaker 3: couldn't do it on the stamp team. Oh scalped again? Wow, Well,
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  Speaker 3: I guess that's it. She is old you see