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FULL SHOW: The funniest fake tan story you'll ever hear! · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This Jon would being podcast. Hey that's us broad to
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  Speaker 1: you by Hello Fresh The Experts and Tastes that kiwis
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  Speaker 1: love a lot going on in the Olympics, particularly overnight.
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  Speaker 1: It was awesome to see Finn Butcher won a gold
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  Speaker 1: for New Zealand and the men's canoe slalom cross, which
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  Speaker 1: is incredible. We just got a silver, and the sprint
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  Speaker 1: cycling as well, which is really really close to race
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  Speaker 1: against Great Britain.
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  Speaker 2: That's definitely a sport and you're like, oh, is that it?
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  Speaker 3: You know when it goes so quickly, Yeah, it doesn't
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  Speaker 3: like it's underwhelmeding.
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  Speaker 2: You're just like, ah, is that over? Very quickly?
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  Speaker 3: So very close with that under a second, we were
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  Speaker 3: just slipping behind Great Britain, but still another medal to
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  Speaker 3: the Telly. This would be one of our greatest Olympics
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  Speaker 3: of all time. I don't know, maybe I'm just going
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  Speaker 3: to say it. I'm going to go out and say it.
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  Speaker 1: It feels like the medals are really rolling in now
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  Speaker 1: for New Zealand, and it was awesome last night to
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  Speaker 1: see three of the New Zealanders and the woman's pole
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  Speaker 1: vaulting final, which is going to be on tonight. So
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  Speaker 1: we'll bringing up to speed well live from Paris. We
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  Speaker 1: go to Courtney from sky Sport in about twenty minutes time.
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  Speaker 1: But last night, as well as trying to navigate what
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  Speaker 1: was on the Olympics, we try to navigate an Alpha
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  Speaker 1: quiz live at the Little Fiddle in christ.
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  Speaker 2: High energy stuff for a Monday night. Look.
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  Speaker 3: To be honest, we didn't expect anyone to turn out
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  Speaker 3: Monday night. I mean I wouldn't turn out to watch
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  Speaker 3: three babbling radio hosts ask questions. But these fine people
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  Speaker 3: did and thank you for having us at the Little Fiddle.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of great crowd work I felt I did
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  Speaker 3: last night. Well, yeah, my electrifying crowds.
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  Speaker 1: It is probably the first time you've seen that. Now
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  Speaker 1: we've got a quiz going on, like a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people concentrating on the quiz. I don't know why he
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  Speaker 1: feels he needs to do crowd where people are like
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  Speaker 1: trying to answers. You're like talking what's on the TV
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  Speaker 1: as well? You gotta see that sport. Everyone's like we're
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  Speaker 1: trying to answer quiz. You know, you get very distracted.
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  Speaker 4: By climbing the wall.
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  Speaker 2: Trying to answer questions. I remember, But yeah, he went
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  Speaker 2: round and.
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  Speaker 5: What are your hopes and dreams in the future, and
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  Speaker 5: they're like, I just to get through this to go home.
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  Speaker 1: Did some crowd work and the microphone. He was going
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  Speaker 1: out to people in the crack, going through one lady's.
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  Speaker 2: Purse at some stage, well a person, yeah, person, not
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  Speaker 2: a monster. Well they can pullably out cash that she had.
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  Speaker 2: It was fun times.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she had narcotics in there as well. Stenched her
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  Speaker 1: up in front of everyone and then didn't have didn't
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  Speaker 1: say no, she doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: It's some days. She just carried on with it, so
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  Speaker 2: let me do it.
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  Speaker 5: It made me play Taylor Swift from my phone and
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  Speaker 5: to the microphone so he could do a sing along.
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  Speaker 1: I heard that because you were telling the scores. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so there was.
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  Speaker 3: A bit of fellow band who required there you go
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  Speaker 3: the rollercoaster of the alphaquis.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you take that on a nationwide tour. It'd be fun.
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  Speaker 1: The alphause, Yeah, it is a lot of fun. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know about the you know, playing music of a
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  Speaker 1: phone in front of people. We probably could do better
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  Speaker 1: than that.
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  Speaker 3: It was to get airway was coffee, right, you know?
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  Speaker 3: Otherwise you have to play a feeder your air prap.
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  Speaker 1: Monday night though, and one lovely lady brought us shots
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  Speaker 1: which we didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Need no, but was.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of shots.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so your shot indictte you two. We did it
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  Speaker 5: all separately. You're supposed to do it together. John O
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  Speaker 5: did it and then you.
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  Speaker 4: Were like it and I was like, wait, where is there?
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  Speaker 3: I don't like all the all therashobas resmetas with the
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  Speaker 3: tequila shot, squid the limon in your eyes and snort aside.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what you have to do. I'll just
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  Speaker 3: drinking and.
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  Speaker 4: All three things go in your mouth.
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  Speaker 2: I know what you're trying to do.
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  Speaker 6: The heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Well, speaking of content, we've been saying in a hotel
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  Speaker 3: here in Christich.
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  Speaker 2: We hosted alphl Quiz Live last night.
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  Speaker 1: The Champagne crowd work from you, some great ging me
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  Speaker 1: from my crowd work, talking to people, just feeling the
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  Speaker 1: need to bear all the whole time.
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  Speaker 5: More cheap beer content, champagne.
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  Speaker 1: He went through one lady's wallet. He did, let me say,
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  Speaker 1: purse for some reason you put.
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  Speaker 2: Show there.
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  Speaker 1: City had all sorts of other stuff, I legal stuff
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  Speaker 1: in there as well, named and shamed, but everyone.
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  Speaker 2: She loved her New Zealanders love.
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  Speaker 3: Being called out in front of a crowd. It's one
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  Speaker 3: of our hobbies, one of our passions. But yeah, so
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  Speaker 3: we say in this hotel, and I don't know if
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  Speaker 3: in your room, you've noticed a bit of an addition
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  Speaker 3: in the barsroom.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, the bidet situation.
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  Speaker 5: I think we had different rooms because I did not
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  Speaker 5: have a bidet.
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  Speaker 2: I inquestedet. They actually didn't have them there to install them.
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  Speaker 4: You demanded it on.
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  Speaker 3: You're a writer, but it's not often in this country.
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  Speaker 3: You're you're greeted with the bidet, and you have the
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  Speaker 3: opportunity to use one.
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  Speaker 2: So I take it with both hands every time it's there. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: what I tell you what? There's nothing I don't know
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  Speaker 2: why we don't have it everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: There's nothing quite like water blasting under the bonnet.
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  Speaker 2: You've never felt cleaner.
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  Speaker 1: It makes a lot of sense, like traveling to Japan.
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  Speaker 1: I just came back. I rave you.
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  Speaker 2: You heard me. I raped for weeks about the tour.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, I recorded myself on it with a family, Like,
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  Speaker 2: what are you doing in there?
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  Speaker 6: You know?
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  Speaker 1: It was it was amazing. There one is all. It's
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  Speaker 1: all like a two and two in one. It's not
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  Speaker 1: like a separate bidet situation, which this hotel had.
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  Speaker 2: This is all like you do your business, then you
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  Speaker 2: push your button and we go squired up there.
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  Speaker 3: And I tell you, it's like, you know how the feeling
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  Speaker 3: you get when you wash your hands clean, It's like
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  Speaker 3: washing your hands for your butt.
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  Speaker 2: You have that same sensation.
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  Speaker 5: So you do your business and then you have to
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  Speaker 5: hop off one onto the other, you do.
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  Speaker 2: Hear, That's why I said Japan, they had it all
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  Speaker 2: on the same.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then squirty squirty, and then toilet paper or towel.
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  Speaker 2: I just used toilet paper, yeah, just to mop it up.
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  Speaker 5: But I grew up with a bidet, but I can't
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  Speaker 5: say I ever used it because my parents love to
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  Speaker 5: like get the new fangled thing.
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  Speaker 2: They got it installed today, yeah yeah right.
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  Speaker 4: And we never used it.
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  Speaker 5: It was constantly filled with pop plants. One was like
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  Speaker 5: soaking pop plants. It's unless you want to furn up
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  Speaker 5: her decky, you weren't going to use the bidet.
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  Speaker 2: She's got plants. It's probably quite good for draining the
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  Speaker 2: plants that are not going to go.
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  Speaker 4: Soaking in there.
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  Speaker 3: I imagine a lot of people over the years have
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  Speaker 3: knelt down and drunk out of them, washed their hands
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  Speaker 3: on the my imagine because.
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  Speaker 4: I want to put ice in them and chuck you
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  Speaker 4: in there.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to do like a happy b Day when
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  Speaker 2: every got the birthday. It's like happy bed Day to
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  Speaker 2: you mean you're gonna be and we give away. I'm
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  Speaker 2: fully endorsed it. Yeah, if they're looking for if they're
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  Speaker 2: looking for a spokesperson b DA ambassadors, Yeah, even a
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  Speaker 2: demonstration video to no pixelection.
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  Speaker 4: Can you do some infomercials just.
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  Speaker 2: Like here's how it works.
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  Speaker 3: Anything you need me to do for the B Day industry,
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  Speaker 3: I'll do it so much that John and Ben podcast
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  Speaker 3: to having a fun time in christ at the Moment's
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  Speaker 3: beautiful day. Yes, been the day trudging around the city
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  Speaker 3: pistering people with propaganda promotional pamphlets.
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  Speaker 2: Now we were sliding them under.
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  Speaker 3: Windscreen wipers, which I don't know the legalities about that,
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  Speaker 3: but I guess we'll left. There's any complaints, the company
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  Speaker 3: will find out. You get when there is something on
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  Speaker 3: your onon screenwiper.
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  Speaker 4: But kind of.
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  Speaker 5: But I'm more inclined to take it and read it
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  Speaker 5: than if like I saw John on the street handing
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  Speaker 5: it to me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's this You're like, oh, yeah, there's Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: could win ten thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 3: It's a fine line between being a radio host and
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  Speaker 3: a daughter do or sales. And as we see you
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  Speaker 3: this morning, don't make eye contact if you want to
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  Speaker 3: avoid us, don't make eye content.
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  Speaker 1: Now, something happened in the hotel though, Megan that we
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  Speaker 1: spoke briefly about yesterday.
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  Speaker 5: I decided I'd take this opportunity because I had some
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  Speaker 5: time alone in the hotel room to fake ten.
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  Speaker 4: I don't get a lot of time to do these things.
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  Speaker 3: Again, an odd task to go. That's what I'm going
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  Speaker 3: to do when I'm.
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  Speaker 6: In the two.
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  Speaker 4: That's like, good me time.
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  Speaker 2: So you pre planned this, you thought you'd come down here.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, okay, brought my fake tan, got some time
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  Speaker 2: in the hotel room. Is it a spray on job
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  Speaker 2: or a rub on job?
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  Speaker 5: No, it's it's a rub on with a mat, right,
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  Speaker 5: And do you have to leave it and then you
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  Speaker 5: wash it off?
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  Speaker 3: Do you go inside the shower to apply or you're
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  Speaker 3: just doing it on the on the lounge the bars.
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  Speaker 4: Like a moose.
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  Speaker 5: It's not going to go everywhere you put the moose
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  Speaker 5: on the mitten. Yeah, so I put it on and
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  Speaker 5: then it was it was touch dry. So I was like,
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  Speaker 5: I reckon, I can sit on the bed and.
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  Speaker 3: Just not move.
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  Speaker 5: So I sat there, watched the TV and kept very still.
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  Speaker 5: But when I got up, didn't make a difference. There
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  Speaker 5: was an absolute crime scene in the bed. It is
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  Speaker 5: we've gotten all over the bed.
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  Speaker 2: We put it on the heads breakfast Instagram story. Yesterday
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  Speaker 2: it was it looked like a lot of looked like
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  Speaker 2: you need that. But day that's for sure. You were
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  Speaker 2: dreading heading back to the hotel.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't want to look anyone in the eyes because
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  Speaker 3: you know that I'll be talking about you in the.
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  Speaker 2: Hallway, for sure.
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  Speaker 5: But I got back and the beard was made, new
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  Speaker 5: sheets and no one said anything.
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  Speaker 3: The sheets, the sheets you handed to them looked like
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  Speaker 3: they're in the middle of their hot girl European summer.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were ready to go and nothing was said.
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  Speaker 5: Nothing was said. Although I bolted past the reception and
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  Speaker 5: didn't ask them.
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  Speaker 2: We were going to record some content with them.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't want to that ashamed off, To be honest,
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  Speaker 3: it's probably in terms of substances left in hotels.
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  Speaker 2: It's probably at the light or end of the scale.
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  Speaker 2: At least it's the backstory. At least there's you know
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  Speaker 2: and complete right, it just comes off. Yeah, I know
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  Speaker 2: this firsthand.
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  Speaker 3: It's a fake tan, and my chicks it comes with
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  Speaker 3: the washing powder just enough of distress about apart from
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  Speaker 3: the fact that they're like, what on earth was this
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  Speaker 3: woman up to?
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  Speaker 2: That would have been the initial am I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, you know what, you're talking on the radio
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  Speaker 3: and you're like, brush, shut up, shut up. Like in
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  Speaker 3: my head, I'm like, you're going nowhere. You've got nothing
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  Speaker 3: to say but your mouth.
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  Speaker 2: We don't talk all over You're like, we need to
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  Speaker 2: get a fooce. That's all we're all thinking. That's okay,
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  Speaker 2: So forth right, there is where we're going.
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  Speaker 1: Fake tan disasters, that's what we'd like this morning. Gave
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  Speaker 1: your had any of those you compete with megans, I still.
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  Speaker 4: Want a fake tan. John O. You're quite irridecent not.
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  Speaker 2: Rubbing your fake tan on me things, mate, you.
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  Speaker 4: Can rub it on yourself.
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  Speaker 3: The heads that Jona wan Ben podcast a tantastrophe in
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  Speaker 3: the hotel.
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  Speaker 2: Tan everywhere, the ceiling, the walls, the cheeks, sprayed everywhere, everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: Now you're saying you're breaking out in a full body rash.
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  Speaker 3: Two.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know I've use this tan before, but like
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  Speaker 5: maybe it's punishment.
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  Speaker 4: I've got like a racial my legs and which is
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  Speaker 4: grim opposite of what I wanted.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, murky brown massacre in the in the hotel room.
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  Speaker 3: Like what's preferential going out in the sun and getting
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  Speaker 3: melanoma or rubbing the stuff on you?
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  Speaker 4: What's what's the rubbing this stuff on you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Fair enough?
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  Speaker 4: You know the real tans baby.
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  Speaker 2: Not the only one that's had a tan tastrophe.
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: We've got to get to these calls in the textas
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  Speaker 1: some of amazing ones coming through.
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  Speaker 2: Jason, good morning to.
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  Speaker 7: You, Good morning guys.
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  Speaker 8: How are you are?
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  Speaker 9: Yeh?
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  Speaker 2: Good things Now it used to be. I'm not sure
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  Speaker 2: if you're still in the game.
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  Speaker 1: A cleaner A cleaner?
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  Speaker 10: No, no, not me.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not a cleaner.
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  Speaker 2: He's out of the game now, mate, if he was
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  Speaker 2: in there game, he's out of it. I said, I
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't go back. A great research though. Have you ever
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  Speaker 2: cleaned anything in your life? Ah?
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  Speaker 7: Maybe the odd toilet now and again when the wife
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  Speaker 7: tells me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so is this related to like, well, strange
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  Speaker 2: questioning if it's not related to anything we're going to
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  Speaker 2: talk about. Have you had a tantastrophe?
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  Speaker 8: Uh?
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  Speaker 7: Definitely not, definitely not. I don't use ten very often.
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  Speaker 2: Oh thanks?
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  Speaker 3: Thanks?
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  Speaker 2: All right? Well that you John before the shows that
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  Speaker 2: I've lined up someone we bet tan testaphe it's great.
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  Speaker 2: Leave it with this we have and that's there was
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  Speaker 2: a Jason Hiller love. I guess Jason, what was I
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  Speaker 2: texting you about? Jason?
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  Speaker 10: You will testing me about something about the Warriors.
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  Speaker 6: I believe the.
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  Speaker 1: Warriors, mate, I love the Warriors. Yeah, bloody, Yeah, told
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  Speaker 1: the lie Jason, we're going to hook down with some
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  Speaker 1: pizza and we're going to fight Johnno from he organizing
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  Speaker 1: get he let again?
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  Speaker 2: Oh Jason, I'm sorry?
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  Speaker 4: Should should we go to Kelly?
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  Speaker 2: Please? Do Kelly? Uh? Did you used to be a cleaner?
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  Speaker 9: No?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well you get a tan disaster? What happened?
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  Speaker 8: I went and got a spray tan and I just
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  Speaker 8: started seeing this guy and I didn't wait for the
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  Speaker 8: tan to dry, and I may have done something with
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  Speaker 8: the guy. And then his private imprinted on my chest,
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  Speaker 8: well stomach, and it dried. You could see his balls and.
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  Speaker 2: Was it like an outline on your chest? Out?
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  Speaker 8: And I thought I had come up quite well with Bronza.
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  Speaker 8: But at the ball one of my mates came up
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  Speaker 8: to me and was like, is that a penis on
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  Speaker 8: your side?
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  Speaker 4: You're wearing a piece to the ball and.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's a space rocket.
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  Speaker 4: Think wait did your parents see you before you leave
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  Speaker 4: for the ball?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 8: I was sledding in another city. Thank god, it's so.
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  Speaker 4: Good talking about your ball photos.
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  Speaker 8: Licia wasn't any.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, thank you so much. It's so good.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna We're gonna see you out some heal pizza
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  Speaker 1: as well. We loved your call this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. We don't need to know the.
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  Speaker 6: Hits that jonaan Ben podcasts and.
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  Speaker 1: Butcher for New Zealand Overnight one gold and the canoe
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  Speaker 1: slalom so it's incredible silver this morning and the woman's
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  Speaker 1: sprint cycling the team of three got that. And then
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  Speaker 1: last night, late last night you and I were watching
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  Speaker 1: that one with Megan.
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  Speaker 2: It was pretty incredible.
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  Speaker 1: Three of our pole volds into the final to which
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  Speaker 1: will be tonight, which was awesome.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the hole they needed twelve people for the final
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  Speaker 5: and they a bunch of them failed to get the
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  Speaker 5: last jump, so ended up the all three of our
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  Speaker 5: girls made it through. It's nineteen girls in the final,
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  Speaker 5: one to be twelve.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, how'd they go, Well, we don't have enough, we
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  Speaker 3: don't have twelve, but we'll lip frog up to nineteen.
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  Speaker 5: All of the remaining girls had the same they were
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  Speaker 5: all on a level field.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, so they.
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  Speaker 1: Meant to try and make it over this one jump
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  Speaker 1: which Eliza McCartney did. The others kind of didn't quite
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  Speaker 1: get there, and they're like, okay, well now we need
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  Speaker 1: to look back at who got the next best jump,
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  Speaker 1: and it was like a whole lot of them.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: So we could have had seven or nineteen. Those are
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: the two options.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: Well, I like the fact that we've got three people
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: in the finals.
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: I actually qualified comfortably.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: It's very exciting.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: Now here's something that will blow your biscuits to do
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: the Olympic Snoop Dog. He's had a lot of coverage
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: as well. Give how much he's getting paid per day?
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: Well, we know the answer that. So that's a low bullet. Yeah,
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: I'm ago, I'm gonna go seven hundred thousand dollars a
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: day American.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: It's not not quite as much. So that's this morning sabotage. No,
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: you see this early this morning. It was incredible. Five
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: hundred thousand dollars a day, a million dollars, But you're
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: burger Mine. It's snoop Dog like his and.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: I guess the coverage he's bought the event through his
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: socials and through people, you know, shearing.
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: I just showed you a video of what he's went
• 15:36
  Speaker 5: out to dancing with a horse.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: He just was his horsey gear dancing with the horse.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: Potentially high I dance with anyone for five hundred thousand
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: dollars a day. He's doing a wonderful job though, bringing
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: it to a to a wider audience, though, isn't he
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: that eight mel eight mil.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: For sixteen days work? Yeah, and you know again that's
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: that's stoop Dog. That's great. Yeah, that's snoop Dog. You
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: feel like that's that's a good amount for someone like
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: sneap Doc.
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: But it seems it just seems like a weird choice, right,
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: but he has been incredible.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: I'm promoting it. Yeah, weird choice, but maybe it's good.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: We've all been talking about all the athletes wanted to
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: get photos with him. You've seen him everywhere, So yeah,
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: it's probably money well spent a few of the Olympics
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: or whoever it's paying for him.
• 16:17
  Speaker 6: Is it the Olympics.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: I think it's the NBC all right, Yeah, I think
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: because the fact that the figure got out as someone
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: was sitting next to the head of the network at
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: dinner and they said, oh, this is how much he's
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: getting for his time at the Olympics.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, he'll be like, thanks for getting that sensitive contract
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: information out there.
• 16:35
  Speaker 6: The heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: We have been loving the Olympics. You can catch it
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: on gold Sport and of course a sky Sport as well.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm going to do after this
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: is over.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: I'm getting some anxiety because you know, we never got
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: nothing else to talk about.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Well, the Olympics is on great.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's such great filler content. I mean it's probably
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: not full of content for the people who have been
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: training their whole lives to get there, but for us
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: radio hosts it really does suck up some valuable ear time.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: Now we're going to cross back to Paris and to
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: the wonderful Courtney Tiety from Skysport. Welcome back.
• 17:06
  Speaker 7: How are you Mona Bonsla. Thank you again for having me.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, thank you for joining us. We've messed you in
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: the last couple of days you've been. You were at
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: the track yesterday with one hundred meters incredible.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 17:21
  Speaker 7: I was very lucky to be there. I was right
• 17:24
  Speaker 7: on the finish line too. So unfortunately from where we
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: are in our position, we can't actually show you the race,
• 17:31
  Speaker 7: even though I've got it on my phone, but I
• 17:33
  Speaker 7: could show you everything after and it was just incredible.
• 17:37
  Speaker 7: What a moment to be a witness issue. And honestly,
• 17:39
  Speaker 7: I thought Noah had lost that race from where I was.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: On your cell phone footage on the slow mo on
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: your cell phone footage, I.
• 17:48
  Speaker 7: Did and I was like, actually, from my angle, he came.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Third, Ah, it was so close between it was a
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: fighter footage exact same time. It was pretty incredible, the
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: closest race in history. And you got to speak to him,
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: I understand.
• 18:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he was right. There was very brief, so as
• 18:05
  Speaker 7: you can imagine, all of the world's media is waiting
• 18:07
  Speaker 7: to talk to them, but it's just like a que congratulations,
• 18:10
  Speaker 7: how was it? And it was just you're just like
• 18:13
  Speaker 7: you get quite starstruck, even as a former athlete myself,
• 18:16
  Speaker 7: because you're just like wow, and I've watched him on
• 18:19
  Speaker 7: the documentaries and everything, and then to see him actually
• 18:21
  Speaker 7: do it, I think that was the biggest thing. Because
• 18:23
  Speaker 7: he does like to speak a bit of smack, I
• 18:25
  Speaker 7: guess you would say, but to see him come out
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: and do it in real life was quite incredible.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Well, and the input on social media.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Now he's got add he's got esthma, he suffers from
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: the anxiety and depression and to put that out too
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: after winning gold and one hundred meters the prestigious event.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Very vulnerable of.
• 18:44
  Speaker 7: Them, Yeah, very vulnerable, and I think he knew that
• 18:48
  Speaker 7: that was.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: His moment too.
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: And just I guess inspire whether you're an athlete or not,
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: but just as they don't let all these things define you,
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: and you know, for your dreams, which I think for
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: me has been the biggest thing about the Olympics, watching
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: all these people live out their dreams and to make
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: it a reality. But also just them knowing the platform
• 19:07
  Speaker 7: that they're on to show I think everyone else just
• 19:09
  Speaker 7: to yeah, just to follow your hearts.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: It's awesome.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: We have a pretty good twenty four hours too. The
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Kiwisvan Butcher got gold, and the men's canoe slalom, we
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: have silver woman sprint cycling. Three of our competitors made
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: it through the pole vault finals tonight, so things are
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: pretty good in New Zealand.
• 19:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's been a very busy day over here in Paris.
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: But I tell you what, Finn Butcher's one is probably
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: the most incredible one for the day. If you if
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: you didn't get to see it, go back on sky
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: and watch it, because even the event itself it was crazy.
• 19:39
  Speaker 7: I'm not sure if you've seen it, but they start
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: at the top of a platform, they drop down and
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: then they're actually like trying not to hit each other
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: with their olds while they like dunk each other in
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: the water, Like it's the most insane race I've ever seen,
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: and then came up with the gold by a mile.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: It looks like you're about to drown at any stage
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: in that adventure. It looks just it's.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Full of Did all the competitors finish.
• 20:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, well exactly right. Hopefully they can all swim,
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: but even when they have to go under the water,
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: I'm like, if they get stuck in their kayak, But anyway,
• 20:10
  Speaker 7: they it was incredible, so I'm saying, if you haven't
• 20:13
  Speaker 7: watched it, go back, because it was an incredible gold
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: for New Zealand.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: And we just found out too, Snoop Dogg getting five
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: hundred thousand US per day.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: What's your daily rate the according Oh, I tell you.
• 20:23
  Speaker 7: What, It's definitely not that, especially not in US dollar either.
• 20:28
  Speaker 8: I'm happy to be here.
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: I'm on the Snoop hunt though, and he was at
• 20:33
  Speaker 7: the fence in the other day. I couldn't believe he
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: was there, but I was too into the sport to
• 20:37
  Speaker 7: actually realize that he was there, so I missed him.
• 20:39
  Speaker 7: But I'm trying my best because when I got here,
• 20:41
  Speaker 7: I was like, what does everyone in New Zealand want
• 20:43
  Speaker 7: to say? They're like, we want to see Snoop. I
• 20:44
  Speaker 7: was like, okay, I'm the girl for the job. I'm
• 20:47
  Speaker 7: getting closer and closer everything.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Did I see on your social media that you did
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: take a video about maybe fifteen meters away from him?
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Was it right?
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: Exactly?
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: I did?
• 20:56
  Speaker 7: That was at the fence scene, so I was close,
• 20:58
  Speaker 7: and then he was at the athletics linelast night, but
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: I wasn't close enough there. So still a few more
• 21:02
  Speaker 7: days to go. So I'm going to try my best.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Interested in a few more days to go. Realistically, how
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: many more medals can we pull? And we getting greedy?
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 21:11
  Speaker 7: Well we should win a couple more actually in the
• 21:13
  Speaker 7: cycling because this is only day one, so we've got
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: the next couple of days for the cycling, so I
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: think we definitely will pull in a few more there.
• 21:21
  Speaker 7: The women's silver today was great, but I'm hoping for
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: a possible gold somewhere. But we should get a small
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: collection out of the cycling. I mean our flag there
• 21:30
  Speaker 7: at Aaron Gate. He's been in great form, so hopefully
• 21:33
  Speaker 7: he can he can get us our hands on a
• 21:35
  Speaker 7: few more.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Well, Courtney, thank you so much for your time. And
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: you know we're going to miss you next week when
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: you're not in our lives. Is it going to be
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: weird if we keep calling you over a couple of days.
• 21:44
  Speaker 7: Just keep calling me, I just pretend that I'm still
• 21:47
  Speaker 7: here or you knows from my.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Bedroom, discuss what we really do.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Appreciate your time take here and well probably I'm sure
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: we'll piss you one more time before the Olympics.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Is are over.
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: You want to and Ben podcast.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: A big day pushing giant bingo balls around christ chit yesterday?
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: Wasn't it a beautiful day?
• 22:06
  Speaker 8: Though?
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Beautiful? Beautiful?
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, spin the day handing ounce promotional propaganda pamphlets.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Didn't we feel like a right piece with a pamphlet
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: in your hand, don't you?
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Even when you're not trying to get money out of people,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: you still win Approaching people, They're like, oh god, what's
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: the specialmousand dollars?
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: No?
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, some people were just like, no, I don't need
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: ten thousands. Even Jiff Bezos needs ten thousand dollars.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: I'm sure went right. Yeah.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: The problem is, you know, and I actively avoid those
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: people if I'm out in public, anyone holding any form
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: of documentation and walking towards you, smiling with you know,
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: don't make eye content.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: As soon as you make eye contact with us, we've
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: got you on the hot Were you in there right?
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: A little tip for new players.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: So while we were doing that, there was big news
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: ectally yesterday and the sports world as well. One of
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: the legends of the rugby league game in New Zealand,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Shawn Johnson, announce his retirement. I'm very emotional announcing in
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: front of the players yesday.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Here's a little back from his Instagram.
• 23:01
  Speaker 9: Hey, I just wanted to get a fun years and
• 23:05
  Speaker 9: let us know that later today I'm going to be
• 23:07
  Speaker 9: announcing my retirement. It's yeah, it's probably a decision that
• 23:11
  Speaker 9: I've set with for a long time now, you know,
• 23:14
  Speaker 9: but one I'm still probably coming to terms with. So,
• 23:17
  Speaker 9: but he came just to rip and forwards of the
• 23:18
  Speaker 9: year enjoy it every moment seriously.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what a legend of the game.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: It's been amazing to watch him over the years and
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: just yeah, one one of the greats. And he's been
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: so generous with his time as well.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: To us over the years.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: He's a lovely gentleman. Sean Johnson well over ten years
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: service for the club, over two hundred games. Yeah, he's played.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: So I really kind of New Zealand rugby lea. It'll
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: be sad to see the Warriors without Sean Johnson. Yeah.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: I saw on another video he was saying that when
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: he was growing up in Odia or around that era,
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: I think Fung that he just dreamed of play for
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: the Warriors and he looks back on it now and
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: he's like it's still as cool as when he.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Dreamed about it when he was a kid. That's very cool.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Wasn't that phenomenal? That of dreams? I wish I could
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: say the same about radio and dream to go to
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: a pub last night, of a shot, go through some
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: lady's wallet. True dreams are coming true. Push a bigger
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: up in the morning and get here at like five o'clock.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: You know it's dreamed. I was a little child pushing
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: her bit she did, You did dream And then I
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: think people need to do that more often. If you're
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: in a job, which you know, we're very blessed to
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: be doing this job.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: If you're in a job that you dreamed of doing
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: and you have those days and you're like, oh, just
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: think back to when you're a kid, and you're like,
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: if I could be in there.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: Doing that job, change your dream, do something else.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Amazon would be nice when thes that John and Ben
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: podcast I was telling in the weekend to my friends friends, Well,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: my wife was bringing it up. She brings it up
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: from time to time and does the show about one
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: time I blew out with a gift I got her
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: and amongst other stuff, I got her front for a
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: thing that she wanted. Yes, but it was not the
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: time nor the place to I hear a gift. I've
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: learned that lesson.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: You could have just got the frying pan any other day.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: And I should have. I should have got it for
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: the household. Yeah, it's a household. Now. I just thought
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: it was a displaying that I was listening.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: Did you wrap it up?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I thought it was a play and it
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: was not the only gift, and I thought it was
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: showing that I'd listened to an ocean. We'd been at
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: the shop, and she'd gone any other day.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Any other day.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: But anyway, it also got her a piece of glass
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: to put in as the ceiling as well.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: So I told was telling my friend about this the
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: other day and he was saying that he actually gave
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: his wife a stick vacuum cleaner for Christmas.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, like a dice and jaw like yeah, one of those.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: But he was saying, and I was like, oh you didn't, mate,
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Oh oh this.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Damnit chair, and he was like, actually no, the reaction
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: was amazing because this is something she wanted.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: And I was like, it wasn't amazing. He had the video.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: He had the video, and.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: That's great, but just like that's a household thing, so
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: like any other day.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: But no, but this in this case, I was something else,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: that's what I thought that, but he was like, no,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: on this case. It was Christmas morning, family around. Gave
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: us a vacuum cleaner that you know, I didn't need
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: to be plugging, and her reaction was genuine She was stoked.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: She was actually genuinely pumped. This was a few years ago,
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: and she was like, really stoked.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: He's kept there just as as evidence. I was like, well,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: that's impressive, and he's like, but yeah, watch on the video.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: And what happened next was his brother was there with
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: his new partner at the time. He went to give
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: a gift there. Now he was following up after after
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: a stick vacuum cleaner, which went down well, and then
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: she opened up a little box like diamond ear rings
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: worth thousands of Dollarsity was like, oh no.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: No, we over prisons in front of the people.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: The moment of her just going oh, and then you
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: could see the reaction on my friend's wife's face as
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: she went, oh, I've got a stick vacuum which I
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: was stoked about. But now this verson has now been
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: given diamond earrings worth quite a lot.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: It's like, oh, so, really, you're going to get more
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: use out of a day to day Megan.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: She's those ear rings.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the vacuum clean is going to be used
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I'd say at least four times a week.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: But everyone's going to use it. It's a it's a
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: household item. Get her a want, not a need.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well listen, but you can tell the big dog
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: he bought the earrings was he was probably a part
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: from going, oh, this is definitely breaking some sort of code.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: But you know, you go first, you go first.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Every Christmas is like, wait, what did you get exactly?
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I never thought about that having to, you know, go
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: after someone else in the gift give stakes.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: But yeah, it's one of those just a vacuum cleader
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: as well. It's like, great, well about you, Glader. They're like,
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: don't get me.
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: Wrong, I would love a dicon, but I don't want
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: it for Christmas any other day?
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: What about a dice and some earrings.
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: That johnaan Ben podcast.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: I know that that's going on, but a lot of
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: people over here more focused on the triathlon right which
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: we are doing. Kicked off yesterday the triathlon where we
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: had to run across the road here in christ make
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: the most pretentious uh toss of coffee order we could
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: think of, and it was one you designed, Megan, having
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: worked and owned a cafe.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Ah.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: It was a sweet dirty chaie Yes, with coconut milk
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: extra hot, which you always found about draining.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, with chocolate spriggles, usually had cinnamon on top. You
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: want chocolate.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Now, this is how it played out. Use today. That's
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: an I please.
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: Order a dirty chiel.
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: Take away, thank you?
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, hot please, coconut milk with coconut milk, thank you,
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: and chocolate on top.
• 28:39
  Speaker 7: Chocolate on tops.
• 28:40
  Speaker 8: Okay, so the order has been submitted.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: We made you also say I'm from Auckland. Just embarrassing. Yeah,
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know, like a child across You're like, what
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: is it it?
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: He a patronizing person covered and just like Hia coffee, like, yeah,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I'm sending my coffee.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Mad I beat down with my hands on my knees
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: to talk to her as well the nose at the end.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: So that's all we want.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: We want the most complicated orders out there. They can
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: be coffee related or tea. It could be fast food takeaways.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: You can make a cop but some people do like
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: no matter what it is, he's always the way that
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: someone wants that was always some pain in the ass.
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: You're right.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Friend came over, shared works on the edge.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: We got we got pizza, okay, and she's like, I
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: want you to order me this specific pizza that she's
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: designed to bespoke pizza.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, so Hawaiian, okay, Fami Hawaiian firstly okay, red Flag,
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: but yeah, I thought, I thought, that's fine. It's a
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: bad rap Hawaiian. But it's not my favorite of all
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: the pizza. But it's fine. It's weird for an adult
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: to order. That was my first.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: She's like, don't stop there though, thanks. I want cheese
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: and the crust that's stuffs, cress of wine.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: And then she wanted bacon but sprinkled on it. I'm like,
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: how many different types of peg do you? And then
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: she wanted a mayonnaise swirl. She's like, just one one
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: loop around with the swirl. Clarify, one loop clockwise.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: So I'm thinking this. I was looking down my nose
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: at her and I tried it. It was the taste
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: just god damn, oh my god.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But in ordering it, you can tell the guys like, wait,
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: we've got a menu, a wide range. There's many different
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: flavors and tastes that we've catered for. Would you like
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: to come over here and start designing your own pizzas
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: and pizza?
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Jaron got you to order it, so she didn't sound.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: So yeah. Have you got a specific order that you
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: add to things? I feel like you would, Megan.
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: I just add like pickles to things, or like a
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: little bit of salad to things. Like I'm just thinking
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: of a burger. If I order a burger, sometimes I
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: add like salad and pickles.
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: Nothing.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Who like dramatic, first person ever to add pickles to it. Yeah.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: There is a theory that if you add stuff to
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: those fast food orders, then they'll cook it fresh for you.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Yes, right, no matter what it is. That's that's my
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: mate's theory as well. I put something in, like extra pickles,
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: which I don't really necessarily want, but I know that
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: they'll make it fresh for me. Ah's got a little hack. Yeah,
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: And then you can decide to eat the pickles or not,
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: but please eat the pickles.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: A four four ah seven New Zealand's most complicated orders
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: are you? Are you that giant stick in the mud
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: when you go into the restaurant.
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: The hats that jonaan Ben podcast.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Text here for I used to be a barista. Every weekend,
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: the lady would walk in.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: She would order a mocker no foam, half hot water,
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: half milk, extra hot, triple shot with a bit of
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: cinnamon on top.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: She said, it was revery frustrating to mate. You used
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: to work at a cafe. You owe the cafe? What
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: was it? Was it frustrating when people made order like that?
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Or was that okay?
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, especially during busy time because you you know, like
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: you've got a million coffees.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Don't own a cafe, mate, don't don't come, don't can't
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: go time a cafe? People order coffee, yeah, and extra hot.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: There's a temperature of the milk is supposed to be
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: heated too. Okay, you're burning it?
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Oh so much?
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: You sound like I was on a tour group we're
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: overseas recently there was someone saying a lot of facts
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: to the person telling the facts, and they went they
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: did the classic would.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: You like to take over? Would you look have a
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: lot to say? Would you like to take over? And
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: then they were like you nevers it because I'm just
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: doing my job. But anyway, I was like, this is
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: this is really off gone.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: It was one of those moments I was like, oh,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: that was the tall group person offering to give the
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: headst over to someone else.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: It was very chatty, so I was like, that's what
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: can happen. That's a real humbling one. When you called out.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: The person didn't take over, but I would have loved
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: them to have taken over and done them.
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: All.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Right, well happened. You left here, you'll find this and
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: you're like, wow, okay, let's let's head to the phones
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: on eight hundred hits. Uh who we got here? Sorry?
• 33:10
  Speaker 10: I know.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Someone just texts her in Christ Sora morning, how are you?
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: How are you?
• 33:16
  Speaker 6: Sora?
• 33:17
  Speaker 7: You're not bare?
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: My man?
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: Sah saa saa. The explorer lovely to have you on?
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Uh complicated orders? Are you? Are you a pizza orderer?
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: Bro?
• 33:26
  Speaker 7: I am like the spice fiend day a spice fiend.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: So how are you rejigging your pizza order?
• 33:33
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 33:33
  Speaker 9: Man?
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: Okay, so the hell's you?
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: I'll give you.
• 33:34
  Speaker 7: I'll give you the insights. Go bar, do you want
• 33:36
  Speaker 7: to lust the US?
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: Filipinos on the on the puppy yet Chili on that.
• 33:42
  Speaker 7: That's the goods man.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: So hold on klipinos and level four chili.
• 33:47
  Speaker 10: That's the stuff I'm telling you.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Man, sounds like a radio prank.
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: I'm I'm telling you if you want to yeah, yeah,
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: you want you want a spice quick man?
• 33:57
  Speaker 10: That that's the goods.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, spice people are spicesmen are interesting. Chris mag from
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: six sixty. He's a spice guy. He loves a spicy
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: sweet sweeting your way. And it does not look like
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: he's enjoying any part of the meal.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: But I was making that pizza. I'll be like, I'll
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: give you a spice.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: But.
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: Sauce.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We saw the devastration listening to it, be like,
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: she's no longer running a cafe. Help, safety came, What
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: are you doing? You order a coffee?
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: It was the sauce bottle.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: We saw that, but no one else listening. What's going on? Natasha?
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: You're on Welcome? How are you?
• 34:37
  Speaker 9: Hey?
• 34:38
  Speaker 10: How you doing? Yeah?
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Lovely? Great?
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Have you on the show this morning? Outrageous orders? Is
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: this that a burger joint?
• 34:45
  Speaker 9: Is it?
• 34:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 34:46
  Speaker 10: Burger joined. I don't actually know that you could change
• 34:48
  Speaker 10: burgers till probably quite late in my life. But I
• 34:53
  Speaker 10: didn't like the McDonald's burgers. I find them quite spicy,
• 34:57
  Speaker 10: just to meat petties. It's really lame. But so I
• 35:00
  Speaker 10: get the usual no pickle. I don't like the onion,
• 35:03
  Speaker 10: it's raw. But probably the most controversial thing is I
• 35:07
  Speaker 10: get no seasoning, which is literally no salt in, no pepper.
• 35:11
  Speaker 10: So then I add mayonnaise and it's always cooked fresh
• 35:15
  Speaker 10: and that's how I like it.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: So it's bun burger, no seasoning like the paddy. And
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: then is it ketchup and mayonnaise and.
• 35:25
  Speaker 10: The mustards yep, and the cheese.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Ronald's in the kitchen going bruh.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: But then it goes back to your friends theory that
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: if you do make these additions that it comes out
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: piping hot.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Comes out, they're nice and fresh.
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: I don't yep.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Maybe you're always afraid people are going to contaminate my food.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: If yeah, you know when you sit down like you
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: send I've never seen the meal bane.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: The meal bag.
• 35:51
  Speaker 10: No, don't do that.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: There is health and safety in the kitchen. You're not
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: just allowed to spit on.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: No, because I mean, the industry says all humans, we
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: all know how we would active.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: You know, I've created this masterpiece.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: And someone saying the hits that John and Ben podcasts
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: are in the middle of the triathlon and well, woh
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Megan Purpose wanders on and have you been waiting out.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: There just for that bit?
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: Or is it?
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: I was waiting just a moment to make the right
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: you know time, make my entrance.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Stop the clock, the time to beat seven minutes sixteen,
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: go across the road, ordering a complicated tri last ape
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: the triathle on what's her time?
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: They're being boys eleven fifty eight not great, not great, great,
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: not great.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And I'd love to say I actually left the building.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: I didn't what do you mean? What do you mean
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: we mean down stairs and made little coffee in the lounge.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Down What do you compete in the triathlon?
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: Well, I've got a.
• 36:51
  Speaker 11: Coffee making a mockery of our sport forrest. You spoke
• 36:57
  Speaker 11: to was Larissa, who put on a great accent.
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: What well, I had intended to beat your time. So
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: I've been done with my coffee for quite a while.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: I'll see you and you beat the time, Yeah, easily.
• 37:09
  Speaker 12: It's all being felmed, broken, just cheating, cheating in the
• 37:18
  Speaker 12: in the big events, you know, that's what they said.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: I wanted to work smarter, not harder.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: You know, Well, that's disappointing.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: It won't be back, won't four more years. Sorry, we'll
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: be back in four more years, but I don't know
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: what we'll be back for it they'll get new competitors.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: You need to go to the office to do a
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: degreding your owen sample as punishment.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Just respected the triathlon