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Saying Fire Todd Bowles Since 2022 (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 9.21.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. And this next headline represents the
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  Bay Area, specifically the city of Clearwater,
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  simping for Scientology, which is ridiculous.
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  Two major decisions now involve the Church of
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  Scientology. The problem is everybody else around
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  the world knows it's a cult. Now it's the freaking
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  worst. But they have money. So the city of Clearwater
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  likes them. Town Clearwater, they're moving forward
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  this morning. Oh, thank God. A cult that covers
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  up rape has taken over Clearwater. Shut your
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  ass. City Council just approved a request that
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  clears the way for a major new entertainment
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  complex, and Council also agreed to move forward
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  with the petition. God is a reporter. I could
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  just look at her on her. ...aimed at reversing
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  an earlier street transfer to the church there.
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  Yeah, no church. None of them. Not the one that
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  believes in gibbous! Or posthum! Or, you know,
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  Judaism. None of them. I don't know. None of
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  the religions should be running a street. This
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  morning, 10 Table Bay News reporter Ash Patel
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  is live for us in Clearwater. She's another pretty
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  cute girl. Yeah, so Asha, what happens next here
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  with these two things? They got to have that
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  little sound effect. Two separate decisions as
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  Scientology continues to expand its footprint.
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  Yeah, that's not good. But they got money and
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  city of Clearwater sold out. Throughout downtown
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  Clearwater, one giving that green light for that
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  entertainment. Give me the green light, baby.
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  And the other facing a legal review of that earlier
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  street transfer. This is not good. The fact that
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  we're negotiating with a cult is freaking ridiculous.
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  I want you guys to take a look at your screen.
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  This gives you an idea. Oh, they're making a
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  family entertainment center. Yeah, when I think
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  of Scientology, I think of family values. Idea
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  of what that entertainment center could look
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  like. First council approved closing parts of
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  three public rights of way. Water. To clear the
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  way for the plan. Yeah, there really should be
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  no plan, but this area just simps over. And over
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  again. And then they're like, why are we not
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  taken seriously as a metropolitan area? Because
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  you're siding with a cult. I do shout a lot.
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  I'm sure my neighbors love me. San Jose police
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  say one of its officers was fired for inappropriately
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  using automated license plate reader information.
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  It's weird. On the East Coast, they call it fly
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  cameras. On the West Coast, they call it automatic
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  cameras or whatever they just said. Here's the
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  thing. Mm -hmm. Either way, it's corrupt. The
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  officer allegedly used his personal phone to
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  access the flock camera system. Yeah, this is
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  the problem. I would say 20 % of the time the
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  flock camera can find a hit and run suspect.
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  It's great. Whatever. But the problem is for
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  the other times, you know, where they're stalking
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  people. They just go, oh, what about the crimes
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  we caught? and share it with the suspect. The
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  Bay Area News Group says the officer shared the
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  location of a vehicle with his cousin who was
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  a... Ah, that's good. Defending your domestic
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  abuse cousin. Fuck you! So sick of these dirty
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  ass cops! Suspect in a domestic violence situation.
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  Lizard, lizard. The cousin used the information
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  to track down the victim. Oh, that's good. Either
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  the cousin or the officer has been criminally
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  charged. Oh, yeah. You know, if I did that, I'd
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  be charged in a second. Oh, we're going to figure
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  out how to keep him on the force. Shut up! Sick
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  of it. Legal analysts say because the officer
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  has authorized access to the flock system, existing
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  criminal statues that cover confidential criminal
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  databases may not apply. Oh, well, that's good.
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  And people, cops go, why don't you like it? Because
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  of things like that. Shut up! From the Capitol
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  newsroom, California Governor Gavin Newsom has
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  announced he will not run for president in 2028
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  if Kamala Harris enters the race. Oh yeah, I'd
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  rather have her than him. He's a freaking douche.
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  Two Ethiopian twins conjoined at the head recently
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  had a successful separation. That's good. That's
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  very good. Stuff happening, Fresno. Mm -hmm.
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  Their top story tonight, over 2 ,000 pounds of
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  crystal methamphetamine seized following a multi
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  -agency operation. That would have been the life
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  of the party. If you think I'm annoying, no.
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  Oh, yeah. Let me press this button. Oh, yeah,
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  it's real entertainment here. It's the happy
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  box office. Get it? Like HBO, home box office,
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  happy box office. Oh, my God. If you're listening
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  right now, it is Tuesday. If you're listening
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  to Fresno, because we air the next day. But if
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  you're listening on a day, this was released.
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  It's Monday. We all got a case of the Mondays,
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  and we're going to get through it together. Okay?
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  Let's go. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with
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  Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All kids out
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  of the pool for adult swim. All kids out. Attention,
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  FM DJs, your morning show prep begins now. Loud.
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  Rude. Impressive. And those are his good qualities.
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  A sick person with a powerful pool. On three.
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  You ready? One, two, three, go. door is closing
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  hi this is ryan hoppy's mom and you're listening
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  to hoppy hour welcome back to hoppy hour with
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  ryan hoppy Lacking any meat. And that's what
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  real women need. Stop cussing. Hoppy Hour starts
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  in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy
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  Hour with Hoppy. What's happening? This is Hoppy
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  Hour. I am your host, Ryan Hoppy. You can call
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  the show. 856 -4900. It's 856 -494 -6773. Hey,
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  guys. What's up, G? Want to go to Tchotchkes?
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  Get some coffee? Oh, it's a little early. I got
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  to get out of here. I think I'm going to lose
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  it. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case
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  of the Mundus. Again. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's
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  got a case of the Mundus. And again. Uh -oh.
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  Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mundus.
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  Finally. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a
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  case of the Mundus. Let me ask you something.
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  When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling
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  real well, does anyone ever say to you, sounds
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  like someone has a case of the Mondays? No. No,
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  man. Shit, no, man. I believe you get your ass
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  kicked saying something like that, man. It's
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  time for Hoppy's Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour with
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  Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah! My frickin' inbox. Blew
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  up this weekend. All right, where do we begin?
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  How do we begin? I wrote that the Chicago Bears,
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  we'll talk about it later, Caleb Williams getting
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  hurt. As the time of this recording, we don't
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  know the official status. So I don't want someone
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  listening going, oh, he'll be back in two weeks
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  or ten months. I don't know yet. Someone goes,
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  but the Indiana Bears man? Come on. It's Chris
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  Schrager, a friend of mine. Tyler Brown, a listener,
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  said, the Madden curse is what it is, brother.
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  And, um, I don't know. I tweeted that Maria Taylor...
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  And Mike Tomlin have some real chemistry. And
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  like chemistry, like they bang. And someone said,
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  and they said the wrong team, Buccaneers, not
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  Jaguars. Don't know what that means. And then
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  someone else said, they're both C -U -N. Can't
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  say that word, but they called them that. And
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  then I made my post. Because you know what I
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  take credit for on this show? I take credit for
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  the fact. You know what I take credit for? Absolutely
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  positive. I take credit for the fact that I was
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  one of the first ones to say fire Todd Bowles.
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  And we'll get to that later. But also, I take
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  credit in the fact that I use AI on the show.
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  Now, the opening intro is actually human, but
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  all the music we make for the national days.
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  Yeah. That was all, you know, AI. Because you
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  listen to iHeartRadio and you're like, well,
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  guaranteed human. And then what happens? They
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  use AI for their show. Or you got morning shows
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  using AI to make, you know, the thing that is
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  unknown. As AI little slop flyers. I saw a few
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  IR morning shows being like, this is what's coming
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  up this week. It's like, well, why are you using
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  AI? You're guaranteed human. No, you're not.
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  You're lying to us. So I made a post to my blue
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  dot and it said, not guaranteed human. And someone
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  said, I really respect the transparency here,
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  unlike iHeartMedia morning shows. AI is becoming
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  part of podcast production and being upfront
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  about how it's allowed the audience to make an
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  informed choice. What matters most is how thoughtfully
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  the technology is used to support the story and
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  its storytelling. and this radio diehard that
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  we appreciate as a listener. Brandon Charles
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  said, my favorite these days are AI posts talking
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  about how bad AI is. Isn't it a bizarro world?
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  Mm -hmm. It is such a bizarro world that I think
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  we have to play C -Lab. Bizarro! Now, if you
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  watch C -Lab, you know what this is, but if you
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  don't, whatever. Oh, my God! This little guy.
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  Buddy, if I had a peanut, I'd give it to you.
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  Bizarro. Bizarro. I love you. Bizarro. I love
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  you. Hey, who's got a peanut for turtle taste?
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  Grump, he's allergic. It's a bizarro route. They're
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  humans. Mm -hmm. You know, you've officially
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  reached Orion Hobby Territory when a clip from
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  Steele was played. I'm telling you. I come up
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  with the best ideas while vacuuming or doing
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  my laundry. And we'll get to it in a little bit.
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  But man, Caleb Williams can't hurt. I just drove
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  home from this Calabar. I was not in the mood
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  to be around anybody. So what I did was I cleaned
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  the hell out of my apartment. Added some nice
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  touches to my studio. I don't even think I'll
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  ever read them, but I bought all these books
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  by radio people. Howard Stern, Baba Booey, Robin
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  Quivers, Charlamagne Tha God, the 1950s shock
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  jock Art Hellyer, Jim Norton, Anthony Cumia,
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  Wolfman Jack, one of my influences, Terry Bores,
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  The Greaseman, Mancow, Adam Caroll, Larry Lou
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  Jack, and I have it displayed over there. In
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  my apartment. My apartment looks like a teenage
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  boy's apartment from 2005. So it's like my little
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  radio vision board. You know what else I experience
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  in this very apartment? Is back pain and being
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  rejected. Now let me get to both of them. I'm
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  telling you. my bed is against the wall and against
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  the wall if you turn left is the wall obviously
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  if you turn right it's you know how you get out
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  of bed and against the wall right next to the
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  wall about five feet down from my bed or right
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  next to my bed but like it's about five feet
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  of a wide it's it leads you to my balcony so
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  you look at the balcony the couch the tv and
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  then the bed Oh, yeah! That's how I love making
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  bed. We ain't, um, you know, making any babies,
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  no. Mm -hmm. Because I always pay to Picasso
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  and also, mm -hmm. Did you know that Ryan Hoppe
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  got a vasectomy? Well, now you know, and we aren't
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  even sure why we told you. Welcome back to Hoppe
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  Hour. But man, if I face the wall to look at
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  Luna because the sun's coming up, and I want
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  a little bit of darkness, my back will always
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  be kind of sore the next day. And the best part
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  about it, not the best part, but the thing that
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  sucks is I have to sleep in a certain position.
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  If I don't sleep in the right position, My back
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  ends up hurting and that's not something we want.
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  Also, going from back pain to being rejected.
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  You know what I miss? I miss the good old days
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  of like 2016. Where if you got denied by a girl,
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  she would tell you before she unmatched. I was
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  talking to this hot piece of ass from Nashville.
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  Well, first of all, she had her location at St.
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  Pete. But she's really a natural. And she was
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  moving in three months. We're having an okay
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  conversation. And she's talking about how she
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  loves swimming. And I'm like, well, I have two
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  pools in my apartment. She's like, ooh, fancy.
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  So I said, well, we definitely got to have a
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  pool day when you move here. And she goes, I
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  would love to. So I said, well, keep in touch.
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  Here is my number. And she unmatched me. You
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  know what I miss? I miss the art of a woman going,
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  you know what? I'm just not feeling this. You
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  seem like a good guy. But just now I type. That
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  would have been nice. But no, I just got unmatched.
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  Cause like, it'll show you how many people you're
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  talking to. And it was like two other girls.
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  I'm not some ladies, man, but I'm just kind of,
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  you know, playing the film until I find the one
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  and only. And, uh, it was three girls, but then
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  it went down to two and I'm like, who unmatched
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  me? And I was like, I don't even remember her
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  name. We'll call her Nashie, but she's from Nashville.
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  And I was like, I'll never get your hopes up
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  around women. And women, never get your hopes
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  up around men. Whenever you think you have a
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  catch or you're doing good stuff in the club,
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  it's not what happens. 856 -49 -HOPPY. Also,
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  I'm very sad. Let me get some Irish bagpipes
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  for this next vibe. I was very sad. Actually,
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  we'll do a Funk Dad. Question. Why is it that
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  Access Hollywood had to get canceled? I use their
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  videos for my prep. Man, Funk Dad! Yeah, you
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  know. Access Hollywood went off air and all of
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  a sudden I was noticing they weren't updating
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  their videos. And I was like, they must have
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  taken a day off. And then I forgot. that they
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  canceled their syndication. So a rest in peace
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  to Mario Lopez telling us how great celebrities
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  are. Oh, isn't this just as an exciting way to
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  begin a Monday broadcast? Unless you're listening
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  in Fresno and it's the next day. Oh, yeah. Nothing
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  gets the club going like Irish bagpipes, which
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  pretty much signals that we're all going to die
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  someday. Leave it to Ryan Hoppy to start out
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  with a good show. We're all laughing and dancing
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  and romancing. You know, things just kind of
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  dried up a little bit and got unhappy. All right.
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  856 -49 -HAPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773. We're
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  going to come back on Happy Hour and keep this
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  RyanHoppyRadio .com. The hour will be right back.
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  You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're
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  going outside, all I smell is poop. We also need
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  to be affectionate. And you can see that with
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  Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of
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  touching, kissing, even fisting. And we'll call
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  it a day. The semen was so big. It's not lacking
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  any meat. And that's what real women need. stop
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  cussing it looks like you went and got a job
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  not on the ipad screen whatever the case might
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  be in your hand and a sock you know whatever
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  like thank you but also i would love to be getting
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  railed but as a reminder if you don't feel like
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  listening to this next song you can skip over
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  it but ryan hoppy of hoppy hour takes pride in
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  his selection so stick around folks oh yeah let
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  me press this button right here Don't worry Fresno,
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  coffee hour will be right back. Not a faker Swag
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  hot to the tilt Cod scrapper Use the dominator
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  Name around town Terminator Never get my best
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  of You think I'm pretty, but still in that beat
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  You tryna diss me, boy, I could get you Get my
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  best of, best of Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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  Oh, yeah. Hey, hi, this is Tom Griswold from
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  The Bob and Tom Show, and you're listening to
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  The Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh, thank you,
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  Tom. Hey, it's Greg up here in New England from
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  Greg in the Morning Buzz, and you're listening
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  to The Hoppy Hour with Poppy. Yeah, it's me,
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  and I'm hanging out in the club. Oh, yeah! This
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  is your program director's favorite radio show.
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  welcome back to hoppy hour with ryan hoppy let's
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  be honest they are not cool enough to understand
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  it but then again they're as bland as a saltine
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  cracker hoppy in the booth mic hot Smoke, talk,
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  rhyme, hop it, radio. Let the whole block walk.
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  Turn the page slow. Let the night get loose.
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  Hoppy's homies in the back. Got the room on cruise.
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  Deppin' through the static. Got the beat on fire.
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  Every clip in the timeline. Climbin' up higher.
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  Roll it up past that grin. Let the whole night
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  spin. Camera on, don't blink. We go hard in the
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  blink. Gettin' high with Hoppy. Gettin' high
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  with Hoppy. Hoppy's homies say you're Oh, yeah.
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  Tell me about it. Oh, yeah. You know, your dream.
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  I would approximate that right now. It's probably
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  like, I don't know. We're going to air about
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  20 minutes of Hammer and Hank. It's probably
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  like 6 .40 right now, right? 6 .50 in Fresno.
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  No, actually more like 8 .50. The sun's been
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  out a little bit. It's time to get high. For
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  the Hot 97 .7 listeners. All right. Grab your
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  ball, your blind, your bong, your joint. Whatever
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  you have. Your vape, your pen, your gravity bomb.
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  If you want to just stay home all day and have
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  a panic attack. All right. So what we're going
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  to do is we're going to smoke together. Corporate
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  radio's favorite segment. Getting high on Harpy.
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  All right. Also here. You hear that? No, those
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  are not my vitamins. It's called A -H -H -H with
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  three exclamation points. World's strongest smelling
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  salts. My homie Randy out there in Largo who
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  goes to O2 Easy Comic Bar. He gave me these,
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  and they really give you a little pick -me -up.
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  All right. Let me do this real quick. If you
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  got your smelling salts next to you, do it as
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  well. All right. Here we go. Ah! That felt good.
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  I see why they call it ah. One more. Don't wake
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  up. Kids, don't do this at home. Oh! Yeah. That
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  was a little pick -me -up. By the way, You can
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  always call the show and leave me a voice note.
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  856 -49 -HOPPING. 856 -5 -6 -7 -7 -3. All right.
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  You hear this now? You hear that little lighter
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  being flicked? Oh, we flick lighters in the club.
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  I also love flicking the bean. All right, let
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  me grab this joint here. And let's have fun.
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  Got to make sure not to get hiccups. My eyes
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  are crying. Jesus Christ. What a way to begin
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  a Monday morning, right? God, this show is not
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  corporate radio. You got to be PPM friendly.
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  Not guaranteed helmet hair. All right. Let me
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  take another hit. Yeah, it's delightful. You
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  got to hit the post. Not PPM friendly. I think
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  I'm... Now, for people that are going, what is
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  PPM? We call it person's people meter. Alexa,
• 30:33
  what does PPM stand for with radio ratings? A
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  PPM meter. PPM stands for Portable People Meter,
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  a wearable device Nielsen Audio uses to automatically
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  track how many people hear a radio station by
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  detecting hidden audio tones. Yeah, so like,
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  that's why if you're listening to like a radio
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  show and they got the wacky music in the background,
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  that's because they're trying to keep your ear
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  there. Like music like this. PPM What a crappy
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  weekend it was. Now I got a lot of listeners,
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  all 70 of you in Cleveland. So I know you're
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  through the moon. That's a Browns one. And man,
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  Baker Mayfield has a hard time beating them.
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  But man, we'll get to the Bears in a second,
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  and the Buccaneers. But first, Alexa, recap week
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  two in the NFL, baby doll. Mm -hmm. Here's a
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  solid recap of NFL Week 2 action. The top result
• 31:47
  covers highlights and surprises from the games.
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  Plus, there's a reaction video. Get to the fucking
• 31:52
  point! Fantasy Football Insights. Alexa, go over
• 31:57
  the scores of the NFL! Wow! Alexa, you suck.
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  Let me turn this down. Alexa, shut up. You're
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  worthless. Oh, yeah, we got to trust this. This
• 32:20
  is how that bit went. Car crash. That's how that
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  went. Alexa, a take two. Give me the scores for
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  week two in the NFL. Week two scores, Panthers
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  34 -3 Falcons, Saints 24 -17 Ravens, Bengals
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  20 -6 Texans, Raiders 26 -14 Chargers, 49ers
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  35 -13 Dolphins, Eagles 24 -20 Titans, Chiefs
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  33 -30 Colts in O, T. Are you following any particular
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  teams this season? Alexa, I don't care anymore.
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  So this weekend was very hard. Alexa, stop. Alexa,
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  you are so fucking annoying. Jesus Christ. Shut
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  up. This is George Conner of the Chicago Bears.
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  Bear down, Chicago Bears. Oh, yeah. The Bears
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  go down yesterday. I can't play the real version,
• 33:36
  so I got this version. Man. I had a weird feeling
• 33:41
  about the game when they kept missing throws
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  in the club. Mm -hmm. And I went through this
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  thing. When Caleb Haney... No, not Caleb. Caleb
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  Williams. Caleb Haney. We need him as a backup.
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  Mm -hmm. And we'll get to that in a sec. But
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  I'm telling you. Mm -hmm. I had a bad feeling
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  about that Bears game. It just went on and on
• 34:09
  of absolute nothingness. And I was in denial
• 34:12
  that Caleb Williams' number was number 18. Because
• 34:18
  I saw that he got injured, and I was like, oh,
• 34:20
  that's got to be another Bears player. Not that
• 34:21
  I want another Bears player to get hurt, but
• 34:23
  I'm just being honest. And I was like, wait,
• 34:25
  Caleb's out. And then I showed it to my friends,
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  and they're like, yeah, dude. That's probably
• 34:30
  a hamstring, or some people thought Achilles.
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  And you know what disgusted me online? Mm -hmm.
• 34:36
  Is the people that were like saying, oh, why
• 34:40
  is he crying over just a hamstring? It was nothing.
• 34:43
  You know what? You go out there and play football
• 34:46
  and see how long you last, you stupid Packer
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  fans. You're white trash. I know it wasn't as
• 34:58
  bad as Derrick Rose's injury in 2012. But my
• 35:02
  God, watching your main guy right in his prime
• 35:06
  go down, that was not fun at all. So I'm not
• 35:14
  going to say prayers up to him because I don't
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  believe in God and we don't endorse that here.
• 35:19
  But vibes up in the club for Caleb Williams.
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  Mm -hmm. And then this today. Mm -hmm. I think
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  it's time to fire Todd Bowles. I've been saying
• 35:41
  it for four years and I was told to shut up in
• 35:43
  sports radio, but I'll never stop saying it.
• 35:45
  Fire Todd Bowles. They do not know how to shine.
• 35:53
  Especially when the game gets rained out. Then
• 35:56
  they really don't know how to shine. When Todd
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  Bowles went under 500 with Tom Brady. I sat on
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  the Pat and Aaron show. They needed to fire Todd
• 36:12
  Bowles. And Pat Donovan was like, dude, I'm covering
• 36:16
  the box. You can't see that. Heaven forbid I
• 36:21
  have a correct opinion. I used to listen to Mike
• 36:25
  Francesa when he was on WFAN in New York. And
• 36:30
  all these complaints we have. about Todd Bowles
• 36:34
  is what they were saying like, I don't know,
• 36:37
  eight years ago, nine years ago. He's a nice
• 36:43
  guy. There's no denying that Todd Bowles is a
• 36:45
  nice guy. But he's the opposite of a winner.
• 36:52
  But the Glazers are so cheap that they keep him
• 36:54
  because he's serviceable. Even though we haven't
• 36:58
  won a game. Alexa. Do you think we should fire
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  Todd Bowles? Mm -hmm. I don't have any info on
• 37:05
  Todd Bowles, so I can't say. What about Todd
• 37:08
  Bowles, the coach of the Buccaneers? Mm -hmm.
• 37:15
  Todd Bowles is the head coach of the Tampa...
• 37:17
  Wow, Alexa, shut up. Honestly, though, I'd rather
• 37:21
  have her as the coach of the Buccaneers than
• 37:23
  Todd Bowles. He just doesn't pay attention, dude.
• 37:27
  You, like, look there. You're like, hello? Anybody
• 37:30
  up there? You okay? You good? Mm -hmm. He's the
• 37:35
  worst. Oh, yeah. 856 -49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -494
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  .com. All right, let's get to these headlines
• 37:56
  from the NFL. What's going on here? You know
• 38:04
  what I mean? Jelly, I mean. Steak style in a
• 38:08
  little sweet PDA. Newlyweds Taylor Swift and
• 38:11
  Travis Kelsey joining Patrick Mahomes for his
• 38:14
  birthday. Oh, yeah. Man, how, Alexa, how old
• 38:17
  is Patrick Mahomes? Mm -hmm. Patrick Mahomes
• 38:22
  is 31 years old. Alexa, stop. That is crazy.
• 38:25
  Seven years old, he's 24. Taylor and Travis celebrating
• 38:30
  their Chiefs teammates 31st at 1587 Prime in
• 38:34
  Missouri, September 19th. The lovers sing. Even
• 38:37
  like, whatever about them going to the thing,
• 38:38
  whatever. Even last night when I was watching,
• 38:41
  I was like, man, we've been watching him a while.
• 38:43
  He got drafted 10 years ago, 2017. Because remember
• 38:47
  he set out the first year? Mm -hmm. Here is Kyle
• 38:52
  and Kaepernick. Mm -hmm. claiming Roc Nation
• 38:58
  attempted to plant fake stories about him. His
• 39:00
  organization, they had tried to plant fake stories
• 39:04
  about me. Man, he is just, I get that I agreed
• 39:08
  with what he was saying. Mm -hmm. But man, he
• 39:12
  is just a bitter guy with an afro. As part of
• 39:15
  that, we got calls from the radio personalities
• 39:19
  and the media personalities. Ring, ring, it's
• 39:21
  Ryan Hoppy. Mm -hmm. Hey, this is what we got.
• 39:26
  It's all on. Is this actually true? We got all
• 39:29
  of those phone calls directly. So that's the
• 39:31
  part that I don't understand the intent there.
• 39:34
  Yeah. I agreed with what he was saying, but God,
• 39:39
  all the racist people. He's kneeling. How does
• 39:41
  it affect your life? And everybody that said
• 39:43
  they were going to stop watching football after
• 39:45
  Kaepernick did all that stuff. What are you doing
• 39:47
  now? You're watching football. Shut your ass.
• 39:49
  Mm -hmm. Here is Mike Vrabel getting a little
• 39:54
  spicy with the media. Mike back here. 13 points
• 40:01
  by the offense a week after just scoring 10.
• 40:03
  Just what's your concern level with Drake May
• 40:04
  in the offense? Yeah, Mike Vrabel's not used
• 40:06
  to this backlash. Are you worried he's maybe
• 40:09
  pressing a little too much? No, I'm just trying
• 40:12
  to win the game, Ben. You're not going to ruin
• 40:14
  my Sunday, but I'll come back to you tomorrow.
• 40:16
  Yeah, he's a little spicy and cheat on you like
• 40:19
  a scumbag. Here was Pam Oliver on Sunday. I actually
• 40:41
  had a stutter at the end, like right here. Sounds
• 40:45
  like how I used to talk when I did radio. Here's
• 40:48
  a woman saying fire Matt LaFleur. A win is a
• 40:52
  win. Did we just take the Jets to overtime? But
• 40:55
  thank God we got that done because my quarterback's
• 40:57
  hand was injured. We lost our best wide receiver
• 40:59
  and our best O -line man. Not that that's saying
• 41:01
  much. And Matt LaFleur's playbook is consisting
• 41:04
  of nothing but screens. But guys, you know what?
• 41:06
  At least LaFleur didn't come in without a game
• 41:07
  plan. I love a woman that knows NFL. It's hot.
• 41:13
  It makes me hard. The plan was committing a penalty
• 41:15
  every day. This is the most undisciplined team
• 41:17
  I've ever seen, all right? At one point, we had
• 41:20
  more penalty yards than total yards. Taking this
• 41:22
  Jets team to overtime. Yeah, whatever. Mm -hmm.
• 41:26
  Here is Jalen Johnson's reaction to Caleb Williams
• 41:29
  going down. Oh, shit. Mm -hmm. That's how I would
• 41:37
  have reacted. Here is Tom Rinaldi referring to
• 41:40
  Jaden Williams' mom as his wife. Brought to you
• 41:42
  by Verizon with Tom Rinaldi. Well, no other way
• 41:46
  to say it, simply a devastating way for that
• 41:48
  half to end for the Commanders. Jake Daniels
• 41:51
  carted off the field, covering his head with
• 41:54
  a towel, clearly emotional, made his way to x
• 41:57
  -ray where he still is here at AT &T Stadium.
• 42:00
  You see his wife, Regina Jackson, and his mother,
• 42:03
  Regina Jackson, came out at him. Peter's the
• 42:05
  GM. We're talking to Dan Quinn coming out here
• 42:07
  at halftime. KB, he's stressed. Listen, I told
• 42:10
  the guys there's no way to take that vision away.
• 42:12
  The best thing we can do is acknowledge it. We
• 42:14
  love him. We respect him. And the best way to
• 42:16
  honor him is with our effort to do everything
• 42:19
  we can to win this game for Jaden Daniels in
• 42:22
  everything that we do to execute. You have to
• 42:24
  clear it from your mind as best you can. He has
• 42:25
  a great deal of faith in Marcus Mariota, but
• 42:28
  just a very, very difficult scene here and very
• 42:31
  quiet set of players. So there's that. 8 -5 -6.
• 42:35
  49 hot beat. Joe Burrow tells Will Anderson of
• 42:38
  the Texans, thank you for helping him pop his
• 42:41
  rib back into his place. I don't know what you're
• 42:49
  talking about, man. I love Joe Burrow. He's got
• 42:56
  such a sense of humor. No, I'm good, man. I'm
• 42:59
  good. Yeah, I'm good to go. A little sore after
• 43:04
  the game, but no problems. Yeah, hopefully you
• 43:07
  can stay healthy. You watch Joe Burrow, because
• 43:09
  I like Joe Burrow. I like Joe Burrow. Oh, my
• 43:13
  God. He's always constantly like, you're like,
• 43:16
  please don't get hurt. It's got to be like someone
• 43:19
  watching their kid play. You're like, please
• 43:22
  don't get hurt, because I like Joe Burrow. He's
• 43:24
  likable. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. 856.
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  49 happy. It's 856 -494. Here's Brady saying,
• 43:34
  oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, no. Oh, excuse me. Here
• 43:42
  is the punter from Florida State reacting to
• 43:49
  people saying he looks like a lesbian. So college
• 43:52
  football is wild at the best of times. I get
• 43:54
  called Joe Dirt, Joe Exotic. Some other things.
• 43:58
  It's pretty funny, but this one has taken the
• 44:02
  cake. I can't be mad at this. He looks like a
• 44:05
  lesbian that breeds poodles. I love that. That's
• 44:10
  a good sense of humor. I saw that there was a
• 44:13
  town hall meeting and Warren Sapp got kicked
• 44:15
  out of it. How much of a freaking imbecile are
• 44:19
  you, dude? Yeah, you're one of the greatest.
• 44:21
  No one's taking that from you. My God. Can you
• 44:25
  behave anywhere? God, there's those stories you
• 44:28
  can't bring frickin' Warren Sapp in public. Gee,
• 44:30
  I wonder why. Mm -hmm. Here is Tom Brady reacting
• 44:39
  to Dak Prescott's throw. Absolute piss missile
• 44:43
  up the sideline. I've heard every swear word
• 44:46
  in the book, but I've never heard piss missile.
• 44:49
  Piss missile up the sideline. Again, right here.
• 44:52
  Piss missile up the... What is a piss? I mean,
• 44:57
  I get it. I think it's like because it was such
• 44:59
  a perfect throw. It was like pissing where I
• 45:01
  get it. I've just never heard that. Never heard
• 45:05
  that. What is that? A piss muscle? Mm -hmm. And
• 45:09
  also right now in my studio, I have Good Morning
• 45:11
  Football on, and I was talking at my shrink earlier,
• 45:14
  and I was telling him about how when Caleb Williams
• 45:19
  went down. You know, absolutely ruined my day
• 45:22
  this past weekend. And then I'm starting to get
• 45:25
  better at talking about it out loud. You know,
• 45:28
  just telling them about it. Mm -hmm. And then
• 45:31
  all of a sudden, they re -showed the image of
• 45:34
  Caleb Williams going down. I was like, man, thank
• 45:36
  you for reminding me. I really needed that right
• 45:39
  now. Mm -hmm. 8 -5 -6, 49 hobby. So I guess,
• 45:44
  this is not NFL related at all, but I guess.
• 45:48
  Carrot Top allegedly got extorted and people
• 45:51
  think that might have been why he killed himself
• 45:53
  but his rep is saying that's not or why he tried
• 45:55
  to kill himself but his rep is saying that's
• 45:58
  not true Lizzo there's this thing my homie who's
• 46:04
  got the radio show Klein and Ellie on K -Rock
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  he was the host of it Kevin Klein I love that
• 46:08
  guy it was Tender Fest which is the most Los
• 46:13
  Angeles thing you'll ever hear They had Tender
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  Crush, Pizzeria Maza, Raising Cane's, Delilah.
• 46:20
  Delilah! Yeah, I always knew Delilah, you know,
• 46:23
  as having the best, you know, chicken fingers
• 46:28
  and radio show to listen to during the Christmas
• 46:30
  season. Hi. It's time for you to relax. It's
• 46:41
  time for you to unwind. It's time for you to
• 46:44
  eat chicken fingers. For you to put the cares
• 46:46
  and the troubles of the day behind you so that
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  you can focus on the weekend. Yeah! And eat chicken
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  fingers. If you have joined us for the very first
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  time, we are here to take your calls at 1 -8
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  - God, her voice is sexy. I met her and she's
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  incredibly good looking. 8 -8 -6 -3 -3 -5 -4
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  come in here first? 856 -49 -HOPPING. All right,
• 47:16
  here's Lizzo at Tenderfest. We're here at tender
• 47:21
  fest. Uh, I know you're now a judge. This is,
• 47:24
  this is great news here. Do you have, can you
• 47:26
  give us any insight into what you're feeling?
• 47:28
  She has a shirt on. It says tree huggers make
• 47:31
  better lovers with her heart. I don't know what
• 47:33
  that is about, but okay. It's very Los Angeles.
• 47:35
  Look at that. We're preaching. We're preaching.
• 47:40
  Yeah. Shut up. What makes a good tender for you?
• 47:44
  Do you have a favorite sauce maybe? Oh, there's
• 47:46
  a lot of components to the tender. The outside,
• 47:49
  the batter, the flavoring of the batter. Alright,
• 47:53
  so she really knows her food. The consistency
• 47:55
  of the inside of the tender. And then sauce,
• 47:58
  I don't think it's like, you should be good without
• 48:00
  the sauce. I agree. Whatever. There you go. They
• 48:06
  were at Chicken Tender Fest. Here's the deal.
• 48:12
  I'm looking at all this prep. We got Tampa, Chicago
• 48:14
  News, Fresno, Winston -Salem, Side Check News,
• 48:17
  Joy Taylor News, Flock News, Trump News, Royal
• 48:21
  Family News. We got a lot going on in the club,
• 48:24
  man. This club is getting absolutely packed.
• 48:28
  But also, I need a breather from talking. Yeah,
• 48:32
  I want to be honest. So, we'll be right back.
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  going outside, all I smell is... We also need
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• 49:05
  Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of
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  touching, kissing, even fisting. The semen was
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  so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
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  what real women need. Stop cussing. It looks
• 49:25
  like you went and got a job on the iPad screen,
• 49:28
  whatever the case might be in your hand and a
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  sock, you know, whatever. Like, thank you. But
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  while we listen to smooth grooves. Dude, I tried
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  to told you I'm hot like magma. Keep them in.
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  I'm stashed up in the Dodge Magnum. Near the
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  stash of the Magnums. Never know which one I'ma
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  use. Right there, I got a couple people confused.
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  Cause I never lose. Cause I never snooze. Pop
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  suits and Louis shoes. It's hard to do what I
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  do. Stunning like Evel Knievel. Keep a watch
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  face see -through. I do this for my My mom said
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  I'm not a mad rapper, I'm a disgruntled MC And
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  worried about a thing This is Shaq City, man,
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  where the f*** you from? And your chick can't
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  told me, flows hard on these monkeys I hit pro
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  gyms and told him, make my Outro Music This ain't
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  a beat All right, that's getting annoying. All
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• 1:00:17
  is nobody like Ryan Hoppy. And I know I sound
• 1:00:23
  narcissistic singing in first person. But who
• 1:00:27
  the hell goes for talking about the NFL? And
• 1:00:33
  yelling at his Alexa. To then, you know, playing
• 1:00:39
  a National Pepperoni Day song. Only here, dude.
• 1:00:46
  Alexa, turn off. I don't know why she kept talking.
• 1:00:50
  Shut up, woman. I'm kidding. I'm going to be
• 1:00:54
  honest. People meet me and they're like, wow,
• 1:00:58
  you're really quiet. There's nothing worse. Now
• 1:01:02
  listen. Let me preface this by saying that I'm
• 1:01:07
  not trying to sound ungrateful in the club. But
• 1:01:13
  my God, when I get recognized in public. Just
• 1:01:18
  realized I want to be left alone. I'm good for
• 1:01:22
  a picture or hanging out or talking. Number one,
• 1:01:26
  I don't want to talk about Mike Helter. These
• 1:01:29
  are the rules to seeing Ryan Hoppy in public.
• 1:01:32
  I don't want to talk about Mike Helter. I don't
• 1:01:34
  give a crap. I wish him the best. Number two,
• 1:01:39
  I don't want to talk about Mike. You get the
• 1:01:42
  point. Although the other day, this woman comes
• 1:01:46
  up to me. I felt really bad. I was in a bad mood.
• 1:01:50
  And I was like driving home and I was like, I
• 1:01:52
  probably shouldn't have done that. I was at a
• 1:01:54
  Kava bar. It was like 9 .30 at night. I'm really
• 1:01:55
  tired. And I don't think people realize how stimulating
• 1:01:59
  radio is. I mean, Kelta and all these guys have
• 1:02:03
  it easy. Like they have producers. They got people
• 1:02:05
  doing stuff for them. I have to come up with
• 1:02:11
  the topics. Then go on the internet about four
• 1:02:14
  hours a day looking for stuff. And then I got
• 1:02:18
  to edit the podcast, upload the podcast, and,
• 1:02:20
  you know, make videos. So I'm pretty much working
• 1:02:23
  on this show eight hours a day. The summer of
• 1:02:27
  2026 was the summer I did 30 days in a row of
• 1:02:32
  this show. Now, granted, it was all worth it
• 1:02:35
  because the show's exploding. But it doesn't
• 1:02:39
  mean it's not tiring. So pretty much what happened
• 1:02:42
  was... Whenever I'm in public around 8 or 9 p
• 1:02:46
  .m., just assume I'm tired. My stimulation's
• 1:02:50
  coming down. And now I have to face the existential
• 1:02:54
  void that I gotta go to bed soon, which means
• 1:02:58
  it's practicing of dying. My brain's a very dark
• 1:03:03
  place. So just talk to me about it, you know.
• 1:03:07
  Hey, how's it going? I know there's not much
• 1:03:10
  else to me besides radio. But honestly, if a
• 1:03:13
  random person recognizes me, I would rather talk
• 1:03:15
  to you about your life. I could have Will Smith
• 1:03:20
  on this show. Or Adam Sandler. The most fascinating
• 1:03:26
  thing to me is the everyday life of the listeners.
• 1:03:31
  All 70 of you. So if you see me in public, talk
• 1:03:35
  to me about yourself. Because people do it already.
• 1:03:38
  I got that vibe. that I can't take my own advice,
• 1:03:43
  but I can do the thing that is unknown. Let's
• 1:03:48
  give advice. It's about how it always works.
• 1:03:51
  The people that have the best advice in the club
• 1:03:54
  are the people that usually can't take their
• 1:03:58
  own. All right, what am I saying right now? What's
• 1:04:01
  going on here? My Ambiolic isn't losing sleep
• 1:04:05
  over the haters, even if some fans were hoping
• 1:04:07
  her character, Amy Farrah Fowler, would stay
• 1:04:10
  far, far away from the Big Bang Theory franchise's
• 1:04:13
  new spin -off. I don't know what it is. It just
• 1:04:15
  gives me a freaking ache. There's something about
• 1:04:18
  it that just kind of skanks me. The actress who
• 1:04:21
  played the neuroscientist for ten seasons on
• 1:04:24
  the Emmy. She played a neuroscientist and I'm
• 1:04:26
  neurodivergent. Winning sitcom, addressing some
• 1:04:31
  less than enthusiastic comments about Amy's return
• 1:04:34
  in Stuart Fails to Save the Universe. Oh, my
• 1:04:36
  God. As annoying of a character as she is, she
• 1:04:39
  seems like a nice enough woman. It's all said
• 1:04:41
  and done. But what's your name? Maya? You got
• 1:04:45
  to ignore the haters. I had thousands of radio
• 1:04:49
  DJs coming after me last weekend. And you know
• 1:04:53
  how I made it go away? I ignored it. Now, do
• 1:04:56
  I miss the publicity? Of course. Kind of. Although
• 1:05:00
  it's kind of annoying when like five different
• 1:05:01
  radio DJs are like, yo, can I defend you? I don't
• 1:05:04
  know. But what I'm saying is, Mayim, you got
• 1:05:08
  to literally ignore the haters. When you address
• 1:05:11
  the haters, you're giving them power. All these
• 1:05:16
  celebrities, when you hear that term that Enos
• 1:05:18
  uses a lot about clapping back. Yeah, I mean,
• 1:05:24
  that's great. But the problem is the haters are
• 1:05:30
  just getting power from responding. I remember
• 1:05:32
  when I used to respond to haters, it would be
• 1:05:34
  all day. Now, I don't care, because I'm going
• 1:05:38
  to be dead in 67 years. Mayim telling Us Weekly
• 1:05:42
  in an interview published September 17th that
• 1:05:45
  she's had a very, very positive relationship
• 1:05:47
  with the larger Big Bang Theory community. Yeah,
• 1:05:50
  she's been nice on set, asking how you're doing,
• 1:05:54
  asking if you want some coffee from Starbucks.
• 1:05:57
  But admitting she'd sometimes text former co
• 1:06:00
  -star Melissa Rauch when a beautiful hot piece
• 1:06:02
  of ass comments got to her, like, quote, please,
• 1:06:06
  God, let it not be Amy. Oh, my God. Who cares?
• 1:06:09
  They wouldn't say it to your face. If they met
• 1:06:12
  you, they'd be like, can I have a picture with
• 1:06:13
  you, Amy? Still, Mayim says she got a good laugh
• 1:06:16
  out of the reaction. No, she didn't. If you're
• 1:06:18
  talking about it over and over again, then, you
• 1:06:21
  know, that's not good. explaining, quote, you
• 1:06:24
  cannot please all of the audience any of the
• 1:06:27
  time. Oh, you should have said that. You should
• 1:06:29
  have posted that as a meme. And I never responded.
• 1:06:32
  Kind of like when anonymous people were going
• 1:06:34
  after me and I shared the meme that said, if
• 1:06:36
  you fail in radio, your next job is an internet
• 1:06:40
  troll. And I didn't respond again. Now, you might
• 1:06:43
  be saying, Ryan, you're responding right now.
• 1:06:44
  No, no, I'm just saying, I did one post, one
• 1:06:47
  little State of the Union, and then I moved on.
• 1:06:49
  These celebrities are obsessed over it. What
• 1:06:52
  are you doing? And while viewers may have had
• 1:06:55
  their preferences, Mayim's return to the universe
• 1:06:57
  was anything but a simple repeat of Amy's original
• 1:07:00
  story. The 50 -year -olds who also reprised her
• 1:07:17
  role alongside Jim Parsons on Young whatever
• 1:07:23
  enough about the big bang theory but yeah leave
• 1:07:25
  her alone but also you gotta ignore the trolls
• 1:07:27
  baby you gotta not let it get to you because
• 1:07:31
  then they get a power trip because they're sociopathic
• 1:07:33
  losers uh the holdout jury who led to the mistrial
• 1:07:39
  in the lindsey clancy case releases a statement
• 1:07:44
  That holdout juror in the Lindsay Clancy trial
• 1:07:46
  who sparked a mistrial after a week of deliberate...
• 1:07:49
  It's like that movie Idiocracy. I'm mistralling
• 1:07:52
  my foot up your ass, you don't want to shut up.
• 1:07:54
  Breaking his silence and defending his belief
• 1:07:57
  that the Massachusetts mom is... What a dumb
• 1:08:00
  contrarian twat. Guilty of murdering her three
• 1:08:03
  young children. Michael P. Desromville, that
• 1:08:06
  juror. Oh, yeah. What a dumb name, too. If you
• 1:08:10
  just heard that name, like if I was working at
• 1:08:12
  the airport, he was checking in. I would just
• 1:08:14
  think he's a dummy. Now issuing a statement that
• 1:08:17
  reads, quote, I didn't have any doubts as I tried
• 1:08:20
  to explain different possible theories during
• 1:08:22
  deliberation. I kept getting cut off. Here's
• 1:08:25
  the thing. We all know that Lindsay Clancy was
• 1:08:28
  company and all the broads online that are defending
• 1:08:31
  her are sociopaths. As if I had doubts based
• 1:08:38
  on the evidence present, based on all the physical
• 1:08:41
  evidence, key witnesses. Now you're saying you're
• 1:08:44
  walking it back because you're having post -nauclarity.
• 1:08:48
  What the prosecution presents, I thought it was
• 1:08:50
  enough proof that she knew exactly what she was
• 1:08:53
  doing and planned. Annoying woman. But she's
• 1:09:00
  a hero. If Lindsay Clancy's your hero, you're
• 1:09:02
  a freaking idiot. You probably also want to have
• 1:09:04
  a threesome with Luigi Mangione and Lindsay Clancy.
• 1:09:08
  I'd watch that porn. You get George Zimmerman.
• 1:09:11
  You get Casey Anthony. You get Lindsay Clancy.
• 1:09:16
  All of them in a room. Then you have Diddy Thelma.
• 1:09:19
  Men, look for a woman who is afraid to hurt you.
• 1:09:23
  Yeah, it's always nice when a woman cares about
• 1:09:26
  your feelings. Not a woman who is afraid to lose
• 1:09:30
  you. A woman who's afraid to hurt you is going
• 1:09:35
  to listen to your concerns. You didn't care about
• 1:09:38
  your feelings. She's going to be there to support
• 1:09:42
  you anytime she does. Water. That is very dangerous
• 1:09:47
  to be making. Usually the car is parked when
• 1:09:49
  these women make these cars. Videos. When you're
• 1:09:53
  doing it while driving, man, I get the hustle.
• 1:09:56
  I get you have widely popular shows like Ryan,
• 1:09:59
  I'll be playing your clips. But at the same time,
• 1:10:03
  you got to be careful when you're on the road.
• 1:10:05
  You don't want to crash talking about why women
• 1:10:07
  love men. That would not be again. I'm not at
• 1:10:13
  all. 8, 5, 6, 49. Bobby Althoff responds to backlash
• 1:10:19
  she has received over not saying free Palestine.
• 1:10:23
  You guys are truly so stupid and just like black
• 1:10:26
  common sense. I have been very vocal online for
• 1:10:30
  a long time. You're an industry plant. Shut up.
• 1:10:35
  About what I stand for and my morals and just.
• 1:10:40
  everything and i've been the first one to say
• 1:10:42
  fuck ice fuck trump fuck israel whatever free
• 1:10:47
  palestine i've been the first to say all of that
• 1:10:49
  oh my god i don't even have a comment i don't
• 1:10:52
  even know what it's about alexa can you explain
• 1:10:58
  free palestine to me the free palestine movement
• 1:11:04
  is a palestinian syrian armed group led by businessman
• 1:11:07
  yasser kashlak it opposes israel's existence
• 1:11:10
  and provided social services for palestinians
• 1:11:13
  in syria and gaza before 2012. during the syrian
• 1:11:16
  civil war it formed militias that fought for
• 1:11:19
  the baathist government until the assad regime
• 1:11:21
  fell in 2024. but because in a little clip you
• 1:11:25
  guys are seeing where i was being harassed by
• 1:11:28
  oh yeah you don't want to piss up She's one of
• 1:11:32
  those women that comes over and says... After
• 1:11:35
  comment. I generated 13 -year -old boys the entire
• 1:11:38
  fucking stream, and I just was mute and uncomfortable.
• 1:11:43
  Can Bobby say Free Palestine? I'll say it, though.
• 1:11:50
  I'm always on Free Palestine, right? And prior...
• 1:11:52
  Oh, there's Neon. NEON! That nepo, baby. After
• 1:11:57
  that question being asked, I was... All right,
• 1:12:00
  whatever. Blah, blah, blah. You responding is
• 1:12:04
  making it worse. Why do these celebrities not
• 1:12:07
  know to not respond? If you just don't respond,
• 1:12:11
  yeah, yeah, yeah, you're going to get DMs. You're
• 1:12:13
  going to get mean messages in the club. Nobody
• 1:12:16
  wants that, okay? Don't get me wrong. But if
• 1:12:19
  you just ignore it and you act like it doesn't
• 1:12:23
  exist, then you're fine. But if you let it get
• 1:12:27
  to you, you know, it's bothering you, driving
• 1:12:29
  you nuts. That's not good! Not at all, man. I
• 1:12:35
  was going on here with this woman yelling in
• 1:12:37
  her car. Why do women always make videos in their
• 1:12:39
  cars? Men get professional studios, but these
• 1:12:43
  unhinged women do this. If you are a guy and
• 1:12:47
  I see you walking outside with a girl and you're
• 1:12:50
  not holding the umbrella, you're gay. Okay. Mm
• 1:12:55
  -hmm. How often are you walking? I mean, if it's
• 1:12:58
  raining out, usually you reschedule the date,
• 1:13:00
  honey. You're so gay. All right. You sound like
• 1:13:03
  a delightful woman. I bet you're never the problem
• 1:13:06
  with everybody else. Doesn't get Ashley's greatness.
• 1:13:11
  One of the biggest lies social media has told
• 1:13:14
  women is that you have unlimited options. And
• 1:13:17
  you don't. You have unlimited attention. Yeah,
• 1:13:19
  you know, us men are getting sick. Listen. I
• 1:13:23
  love women. I respect women. I think they're
• 1:13:25
  smarter than us. I think they're more organized
• 1:13:27
  than us. I think they're better than us in some
• 1:13:29
  ways. But I'm not simping. That's not the same
• 1:13:33
  thing. Hear me out. A man liking your pictures
• 1:13:36
  is not an option. A man telling you you're beautiful
• 1:13:39
  is not an option. Whatever. A man wanting to
• 1:13:42
  sleep with you is not an option. Whatever. The
• 1:13:46
  question is not how many men have access to you.
• 1:13:48
  Oh yeah! How many of these men would actually
• 1:13:53
  choose you? All right, there you go. Some very
• 1:13:55
  wise advice from a sage in a car. Here is the
• 1:13:58
  porn star, Sky Breeze, ideal man. It's just about
• 1:14:00
  a healthy balance. Yeah. I mean, what are the
• 1:14:03
  most traits that you look for? In a man? Yeah.
• 1:14:07
  Probably emotional intelligence, being able to
• 1:14:12
  communicate. Also, I mean, obviously, I have
• 1:14:17
  an insane past, so he has to be... Definitely
• 1:14:20
  doesn't have to like be okay with it. I would
• 1:14:24
  be, I would actually prefer if a guy was, it
• 1:14:27
  kind of makes a guy uncomfortable, but he gets
• 1:14:29
  to know me and is like willing to be like, okay,
• 1:14:31
  like I think you're dope as a person. Like I'm
• 1:14:33
  willing to like look past it. Well, I have a
• 1:14:37
  question actually. Yeah. Some girls like to have
• 1:14:40
  a crazy past. Here's Michael Porter Jr. Who is
• 1:14:44
  better? He's a podcaster. Then an NBA player.
• 1:14:49
  They word it like this. They say... Whatever,
• 1:14:51
  dude. I wonder how many of these podcasts that
• 1:14:56
  these porn stars go on. I wonder how many of
• 1:15:00
  them, A, go into it thinking they're going to
• 1:15:03
  get laid because I've interviewed about five
• 1:15:04
  porn stars every time. I mean, I interviewed
• 1:15:08
  one of them in my apartment. I did not get laid.
• 1:15:12
  I wonder how often... And I wasn't mad, but I
• 1:15:15
  actually began doing mushrooms that day. Mm -hmm.
• 1:15:18
  Because I was like, why couldn't I get the porn
• 1:15:19
  star? And my friend Rick is like, you need to
• 1:15:21
  start microdosing, buddy. Mm -hmm. There you
• 1:15:26
  go. That is me. I'm being honest with you right
• 1:15:29
  now. Mm -hmm. I don't know if my brain can handle
• 1:15:35
  shrimp anymore. I think I go crazy in the club.
• 1:15:38
  Mm -hmm. What's going on here? Asking this for
• 1:15:41
  a friend, that friend being me, because all my
• 1:15:45
  friends are getting in serious relationships,
• 1:15:47
  getting engaged, or getting married. I feel like
• 1:15:49
  this is going to be the moment. I feel like a
• 1:15:51
  lot of women since 2023. Have wanted to be single.
• 1:15:56
  But I feel like now that the decade is about
• 1:15:59
  to close and all these 90s babies by the end
• 1:16:01
  of the decade will be 30. I think they're starting
• 1:16:05
  to, you know, having this thing. Especially the
• 1:16:09
  ones that want, you know, kids. Their clock is
• 1:16:15
  beginning to tick. Oh, yeah! And all these girls
• 1:16:21
  that are having their clock tick. They ignored
• 1:16:24
  us men when we were in our 20s 10 years ago.
• 1:16:28
  And now they're like, come back! When they got
• 1:16:32
  a body count. As long as it's a CBS receipt.
• 1:16:38
  Alright, that's getting annoying. What if this
• 1:16:41
  goes on for an hour? What if I just did this
• 1:16:43
  for the next hour? I know Fresno went like that.
• 1:16:47
  Uh, geez. 856. married and i'm genuinely wondering
• 1:16:52
  how do y 'all get a man to like you back because
• 1:16:55
  every guy that i ever talked to garbage oh yeah
• 1:17:00
  you never the problem i bet your interests are
• 1:17:05
  never the problem everyone oh you treat women
• 1:17:09
  like garbage like i actually don't understand
• 1:17:11
  well your dad's probably garbage so you're used
• 1:17:14
  to being treated like garbage honey they literally
• 1:17:17
  will whatever I've dated crazy women. Why? Because
• 1:17:22
  I'm crazy. Oh, yeah. Here's Navea throwing shade
• 1:17:28
  at Selena Pau. Everyone, she ever pushed down.
• 1:17:34
  What's more annoying? Me going Selena Pau? What's
• 1:17:38
  more annoying? What's more annoying to your eardrums?
• 1:17:42
  That or this? Oh, Selena. What are you annoying?
• 1:17:45
  Selena Pauly. Just when you thought I couldn't
• 1:18:14
  get any worse, you're wrong. I am going to auction
• 1:18:17
  off my baby's name so that my baby is... When
• 1:18:20
  I first heard this, I was stunned. I was like,
• 1:18:22
  no, don't auction off your baby, you slut. Then
• 1:18:24
  I actually listened. Rich, unlike you that sits
• 1:18:27
  at home and cries about nothing, maybe you make
• 1:18:30
  your kids claim an unseen disability. Whatever.
• 1:18:32
  She makes disability sound weird and British.
• 1:18:35
  My baby is going to... Surprisingly, I think
• 1:18:37
  she's born American because she's got nice teeth.
• 1:18:39
  ...been in a very high tax bracket from day one.
• 1:18:42
  Whatever. So when he... See the buying bus. Scan
• 1:18:46
  the QR code. Scan the QR code to name my baby.
• 1:18:49
  That is not creepy. Here's Blueface telling Nivea
• 1:18:53
  he never wanted to kick her out. But my point
• 1:18:55
  to that was, whatever your answer was, let's
• 1:18:58
  say it was a year. You think, oh, I can upkeep
• 1:19:01
  what I'm doing financially for a year. Why would
• 1:19:03
  you do that just to fail? And then have nothing
• 1:19:07
  to show for it. He is such a gaslighter. It's
• 1:19:10
  so bad in the club. Because obviously you're
• 1:19:12
  going to be renting. Almost as bad as his music.
• 1:19:14
  So you're going to go rent something for a year.
• 1:19:18
  Then when you can't pay it anymore, all the money
• 1:19:20
  you paid for rent. Whatever. I don't think she's
• 1:19:24
  paying anything. She's on EBT. Navia tells Blueface
• 1:19:27
  he's too rich to be sleeping with dirty hoes.
• 1:19:29
  What type of rich is you fucking on bum bitches?
• 1:19:32
  Dirty? Your standards should be up there, not
• 1:19:35
  down there. Oh, geez. Let me write this down
• 1:19:39
  here. One second. Because you got to be careful
• 1:19:42
  with that word you just used in the club. One
• 1:19:47
  hour, 14 minutes, Navier and word. Beep. I gotta
• 1:19:58
  remember that. I don't like that word being around
• 1:19:59
  the club. Man, she tries to be so ghetto. I'm
• 1:20:09
  like, why? You don't seem that dumb. Not saying
• 1:20:12
  if you're ghetto, you're dumb, but she's like
• 1:20:13
  trying to be. Shut up. I can't listen to this.
• 1:20:18
  No wonder he cheats. She's annoying. Why does
• 1:20:21
  your husband always want to kiss you when you're
• 1:20:23
  cooking? Yeah, they don't like that. You know,
• 1:20:25
  you want to kiss him on the cheek and then pound
• 1:20:28
  the cheeks later. When you're walking by, when
• 1:20:32
  you're busy doing something small and ordinary,
• 1:20:34
  because many women think it is just a random
• 1:20:37
  habit. It is not. To a husband, those little
• 1:20:40
  kisses are not always about sex. They are about
• 1:20:43
  connection, reassurance, closeness. A quick reminder
• 1:20:47
  that the woman he loves is still warm with him.
• 1:20:50
  A lot of men do not ask for emotional words directly.
• 1:20:52
  Sometimes they ask through touch. That kiss while
• 1:20:55
  you are at the stove. That hand on your waist.
• 1:20:58
  That quick pull toward him in the hallway. It
• 1:21:00
  is his way of feeling close to you without needing
• 1:21:02
  a long conversation. He is not only being playful.
• 1:21:06
  He is checking if the warmth is still there.
• 1:21:07
  If the affection is still alive. If home still
• 1:21:10
  feels soft when he comes near you. A man who
• 1:21:13
  loves his wife does not only want intimacy at
• 1:21:15
  night. He wants those little moments during the
• 1:21:17
  day that make love feel alive. That is why he
• 1:21:20
  kisses you when you least expect it. Because
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  to him... Yeah, to us! Oh my God, who's this
• 1:21:25
  radio listener? Whatever. There's this listener.
• 1:21:32
  I like the guy. Please? he's in his name i'm
• 1:21:36
  not gonna say his name he's autistic and he sends
• 1:21:38
  me political things all day please don't send
• 1:21:41
  me i'm so fucking sick of this i try to be nice
• 1:21:45
  because he's autistic and i'm a nice guy but
• 1:21:46
  please don't send me political anything i am
• 1:21:52
  not i'm not gonna say i said this before because
• 1:21:54
  that sounds rude so fucking annoying is mark
• 1:21:57
  k Freaking twat. Six things that you're insecure
• 1:22:02
  about that us girls don't really care about.
• 1:22:05
  And every man does number four. Number one is
• 1:22:08
  the shredded six pack. Don't get me wrong, they're
• 1:22:11
  nice and all, but it's definitely not a deal
• 1:22:14
  breaker. The dad bod or just a normal physique
• 1:22:16
  is vastly preferred among so many girls. Number
• 1:22:19
  two is your car. Driving a boring or regular
• 1:22:23
  car is okay. We literally do. Yeah, I'm riding
• 1:22:28
  dirty. In my, you know, 2015 Accord. I'm like
• 1:22:37
  a middle class Tommy E. You know what I mean?
• 1:22:39
  Not care about your horsepower or your engine
• 1:22:42
  specs. I don't even care about the penis. They
• 1:22:44
  cannot deny. They cannot lie to themselves. 8,
• 1:22:53
  5, 6, 49. It's 8, 5, 6, 4, 9, 4, 6, 7, 7, 3.
• 1:22:59
  Here's Violet Myers talking about having sex.
• 1:23:03
  Not even close, man. And I like to wear retainers,
• 1:23:07
  too, just because I have sharp teeth. That's
• 1:23:10
  a good girl, man. A round of applause. At least
• 1:23:15
  she's aware that we don't like teeth during blowjobs.
• 1:23:17
  So I'll wear retainers when I suck dick. oh yeah
• 1:23:20
  so it's like softer on the dick so if i bite
• 1:23:24
  no thanks if her body count wasn't 700 i'd be
• 1:23:29
  like man i'm like man she's life material it
• 1:23:35
  like actually feels kind of good on the guy's
• 1:23:37
  dick thanks baby i appreciate that uh here's
• 1:23:42
  this i do like having sex with men sometimes
• 1:23:44
  i will say does anyone like sucking dick for
• 1:23:47
  real Does anyone really? Yeah. Oh, wow. Good
• 1:23:49
  for you. Just a quiet hand raise. That's beautiful.
• 1:23:57
  Can you imagine if a man said, oh, but going
• 1:23:59
  down on women's so lame. This is called sexism.
• 1:24:03
  So nice. Wow. Heroes among us. Good for you.
• 1:24:07
  I like sucking dick the way I like going for
• 1:24:10
  a run. I'm proud of myself after. But during,
• 1:24:17
  I'm always like, why did I do this? I didn't
• 1:24:18
  have to do this. There's other ways to get where
• 1:24:22
  I'm going. But then afterwards, I'm always like,
• 1:24:26
  wow, the power of the human spirit. Really is
• 1:24:30
  all mind over matter out there. But then during,
• 1:24:34
  I'm like, people should be throwing little cups
• 1:24:35
  of water on me for being so brave. All right.
• 1:24:38
  I'm sure they're not that great at blowjobs.
• 1:24:39
  I'm sure she's like, why haven't you finished
• 1:24:41
  yet? Jesus Christ. Women should be naked as much
• 1:24:46
  as possible. Yeah, like when you just walk around
• 1:24:49
  the apartment naked with your ex. Yeah, I did
• 1:24:54
  that with a few of them. Kind of nice, you know.
• 1:24:58
  But then you're like, this is ridiculous. I am
• 1:25:00
  naked. I'm erect because I just climaxed. You're
• 1:25:02
  naked. You know what? Let's at least put on pajamas.
• 1:25:06
  Who even sleeps with clothes on these days? She
• 1:25:08
  should be bare -ass naked in that bed. Alright,
• 1:25:11
  there you go. You also should just walk around
• 1:25:12
  the house naked. And cook naked, but... Nah,
• 1:25:14
  that'd be awesome. Watch out for bacon. Hell
• 1:25:17
  yeah, you don't want bacon going near the vagina.
• 1:25:19
  I can't imagine it's good. The most important
• 1:25:23
  times to be naked is when you're saying goodbye
• 1:25:25
  to your man when he leaves work in the morning
• 1:25:27
  because you need to give him a naked hug. Alright,
• 1:25:29
  that'd be nice. Although it's kind of hard when
• 1:25:31
  you're dating a hot -ass girl and you gotta go
• 1:25:33
  to work and it's like 4am. I'm like, man, I don't
• 1:25:37
  want to leave you. I want to pound you. Until
• 1:25:41
  we break up. Here is Chelsea Handler on SiriusXM.
• 1:25:44
  Have you dated a woman? I've slept with a woman.
• 1:25:47
  You have? But I haven't dated a woman, no. Was
• 1:25:50
  it a Chelsea Hammond one -off or was it? It was
• 1:25:55
  like a threesome. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. And
• 1:25:57
  how did that go for you? Fun, I mean, fun, yeah.
• 1:26:00
  Did you ever do that again? I would, for sure.
• 1:26:02
  You would do that again? Yeah. Did you do it
• 1:26:04
  to please the man you were dating at the time?
• 1:26:06
  No, I was very turned on by this woman. I ended
• 1:26:08
  up hooking up with her several times. Man, oh
• 1:26:10
  yeah! Look at that carpet. Andy Carman, ever
• 1:26:15
  since he's got Howard, channel 101. He's like
• 1:26:17
  a little more dirty. But you know he's just getting
• 1:26:19
  that audience. Here is Blueface asking if Nivea
• 1:26:25
  ever had sex for money. Yeah. Have you ever fucked
• 1:26:29
  for money? Have I fucked for money? Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:26:37
  He is so unattracted by everybody. He's stuck.
• 1:26:41
  Because that particular time they had sex. Uh,
• 1:26:45
  he, uh, you know, finished. Yeah, he does not
• 1:26:50
  like that. I don't want to hear about my girl's
• 1:26:52
  past. I was trying to figure out why this works,
• 1:26:55
  and ChatGBT says it's folklore. I'm here to tell
• 1:26:58
  you this is real. I opened this bottle over a
• 1:27:01
  week ago. Okay, a week ago. Opened it, had it
• 1:27:04
  on an airplane, and I was like, oh, I don't want
• 1:27:06
  to waste the VOOV. So you put a metal spoon into
• 1:27:09
  the top, and it keeps all the bubbles. And if
• 1:27:11
  you don't believe me, then let me pour it. I'm
• 1:27:14
  telling you, a week later, this is just as fresh
• 1:27:17
  as the night I opened it. There's a good little
• 1:27:22
  life hack for you. Here's Clavicular kicking
• 1:27:27
  out Piper Rochelle. I would kick her out, too.
• 1:27:35
  She skanks me. Sophie Reign! She's like a nice
• 1:27:39
  girl, but she is just obnoxious. Yeah, he kicked
• 1:27:44
  her out. Just watching a bunch of COVID teenagers
• 1:27:47
  just acting in the club six, seven years later.
• 1:27:50
  Six, seven years later. I mean, come on. My God.
• 1:27:55
  They're out of their mind. They're crazy. They
• 1:27:58
  got their childhood taken from them. Oh, because
• 1:28:02
  of a virus from Wuhan. You know what men secretly
• 1:28:05
  dream about? It's not fancy trips or over -the
• 1:28:09
  -top surprises. Yes. It's the moment his wife
• 1:28:13
  walks in confident, playful, making him feel
• 1:28:18
  wanted. Yeah, we love that. We get it so turned
• 1:28:21
  on. Unfortunately, we have started measuring
• 1:28:24
  men by how well they can behave like a woman
• 1:28:27
  in marriage. And I know personally, this was
• 1:28:30
  one of the biggest things that caused me to face
• 1:28:32
  consistent disappointment in my marriage. And
• 1:28:33
  I believe it's why a lot of women are emotionally
• 1:28:35
  disappointed in their marriage as well. Here's
• 1:28:38
  the thing. We have been taught that a man is
• 1:28:41
  a successful communicator or the best type of
• 1:28:44
  communicator when he shows up like a woman would,
• 1:28:47
  when he responds like a woman would. We are not
• 1:28:50
  the same gender. Why would you think we'd do
• 1:28:52
  the same thing? What do you think? He processes
• 1:28:57
  things emotionally with us. God, you're boring.
• 1:29:00
  You have curly hair. You look like Elaine from
• 1:29:02
  Seinfeld. How to manipulate her into getting
• 1:29:07
  obsessed with you. Pure evil. Actually, it's
• 1:29:09
  my - I don't want to listen to that. That's a
• 1:29:11
  little too out there. Mm -hmm. I recently posted
• 1:29:15
  a video on dating that ended up reaching a predominantly
• 1:29:19
  male audience. Oh, yeah! Because you're a hot
• 1:29:23
  -ass blonde. I would say, like, 99 % male. And
• 1:29:28
  my comment section was full of - Why do you read
• 1:29:32
  that comment section? Here's three steps that
• 1:29:35
  are guaranteed to make a girl obsessed with you.
• 1:29:37
  Step one, when you first meet a girl, act overly
• 1:29:40
  nice. If you take her on a date, make sure you
• 1:29:43
  say, I don't usually do this for girls I just
• 1:29:46
  meet, but... Yeah, I've done that before. And
• 1:29:49
  then they're like, yeah, you don't. You do this
• 1:29:50
  for other girls. And then I kind of like, you
• 1:29:52
  know, feel like I'm trying too hard. So I feel
• 1:29:55
  like when the girl's saying this, she's trying
• 1:29:57
  to sabotage us. I wanted to do it for you. you
• 1:30:02
  have to make her feel special after the date
• 1:30:05
  tell her i know we just met but you're really
• 1:30:08
  different you're not like these other girls she's
• 1:30:11
  gonna laugh and be like you're just saying that
• 1:30:14
  which you are no i swear i swear that is the
• 1:30:18
  absolute worst advice i've ever ever heard they
• 1:30:23
  think that's so corny if you want to play around
• 1:30:26
  with the back door entrance but you're struggling
• 1:30:29
  to make it work this video is for you If you
• 1:30:31
  like this video, check out the bonded app linked
• 1:30:33
  in my bio. No one cares about your link in the
• 1:30:36
  bio, honey. Some people are just naturally blessed
• 1:30:40
  with an anatomy that makes it really easy to
• 1:30:42
  do this sort of thing without any practice. Other
• 1:30:44
  people really like the idea of it, but can't
• 1:30:46
  really do it unless they follow a... I love that
• 1:30:48
  accent. I don't know if it's Australia or Britain.
• 1:30:51
  I like idea. Careful step -by -step plan to gradually
• 1:30:55
  work up to it. If you're in that second category,
• 1:30:57
  here are my six steps to making it work. One,
• 1:31:00
  use bucket loads of lube. If you think you have
• 1:31:02
  enough lube, double it. Use high -quality lube
• 1:31:05
  and make sure you reapply frequently throughout.
• 1:31:10
  Two, start small. Try stimulating the area just
• 1:31:15
  to get used to the sensation while you engage
• 1:31:17
  in some solo play. Maybe try inserting a very
• 1:31:20
  well -lubricated finger while you stimulate other
• 1:31:22
  pleasure senses. Alright, this is getting ridiculous.
• 1:31:28
  Oh, what's going on here? Maybe, just maybe,
• 1:31:32
  you should treat your husband the same way you
• 1:31:34
  treat your boss at your office. Looking your
• 1:31:37
  best. Hair done. Dressed up. Lipstick on. I like
• 1:31:41
  the way this woman's going. Answering with a
• 1:31:46
  smile. Doing what he asks without an argument.
• 1:31:49
  Bringing him what he needs before he needs to
• 1:31:52
  ask you twice. I wonder if these women that make
• 1:31:56
  these videos are either trolling for content
• 1:31:58
  or if they actually don't like us. Here's a song
• 1:32:04
  about doggy style. If you whip out your phone,
• 1:32:08
  she won't even know. She can quietly yawn into
• 1:32:11
  the pillow. It's a booty call. This is not a
• 1:32:15
  time to pull out all your tricks. Yeah! It's
• 1:32:19
  impersonal. She knows that she is here for the
• 1:32:21
  lazy dick. Ah, yeah. Only on Hoppy Hour do we
• 1:32:26
  have a song about doggie style. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy
• 1:32:30
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• 1:32:43
  .com Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably
• 1:32:45
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 1:32:49
  all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.
• 1:32:55
  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
• 1:32:58
  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 1:33:01
  even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen
• 1:33:07
  was so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
• 1:33:10
  what real women need. Stop cussing. It looks
• 1:33:16
  like you went and got a job on the iPad screen,
• 1:33:19
  whatever the case might be in your hand and a
• 1:33:21
  sock and a whatever. Like, thank you. But also
• 1:33:24
  I would love to be. I'm getting railed, but...
• 1:33:27
  Use bucket loads of lube. If you think you have
• 1:33:30
  enough lube, double it. As a reminder, if you
• 1:33:32
  don't feel like listening to this next song,
• 1:33:34
  you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy
• 1:33:37
  Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick around,
• 1:33:39
  folks. Oh yeah, let me press this button right
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• 1:33:46
  right back. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. Have you
• 1:34:15
  gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy
• 1:34:18
  Have you gone trippy trippy trippy Have you gone
• 1:34:22
  trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have
• 1:34:25
  you gone trippy trippy trippy Feel it in my soul
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  Feel it in my mind Feel it in my heart Feel it
• 1:34:53
  in my soul Feel it in my bones Feel it in my
• 1:34:58
  space Feel it in my life Feel it in my mind Something
• 1:35:04
  trippy in my eyes Something trippy in my eyes
• 1:35:08
  Tell me have you gone Trippy trippy have you
• 1:35:12
  gone Trippy trippy have you gone I can't see
• 1:35:38
  the sun if it doesn't come through my shades
• 1:35:41
  I don't wanna see no one but myself I'm just
• 1:35:52
  tripping on the love I had yesterday Tell me,
• 1:36:40
  have you gone trippy -trippy? Have you gone trippy
• 1:36:43
  -trippy? Have you gone? And now I can't get my
• 1:36:49
  radio to play no songs And now I can't get my
• 1:36:55
  spaceship to fly I think it's time for us to
• 1:37:10
  fly away I can't see the sun if it doesn't come
• 1:37:17
  through my shades I don't wanna see no one but
• 1:37:24
  myself today Now I'm just tripping on the love
• 1:37:31
  I had yesterday Adios. Let me press this button
• 1:38:10
  right here. Why is there no sound coming from
• 1:38:14
  the freaking... What's going on here? Oh, Lord.
• 1:38:18
  Let me try this here. We're having technical
• 1:38:25
  difficulties here. I was trying to do such a
• 1:38:27
  clean transition and the universe just fucked
• 1:38:29
  me! Without lube. I mean, this is unbelievable.
• 1:38:33
  I was trying to play this. Mm -hmm. Listen, we're
• 1:38:39
  90 minutes into the show, so just deal with it.
• 1:38:41
  I'm trying to do something here. Right here.
• 1:38:44
  Why is it not playing? The fuck? This is supposed
• 1:38:48
  to be... Alright, that's getting annoying. Alrighty,
• 1:38:55
  let's see what we have. Alright, here with this
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  button that we're going to press right here.
• 1:39:02
  What a waste of time. My bad. Whatever! It's
• 1:39:07
  a friggin' Monday. Get over it. Do your own podcast
• 1:39:10
  if you think you can get me better, bitch. And
• 1:39:13
  now for something completely different. Door
• 1:39:17
  is closing. The other stations are tuned in too.
• 1:40:11
  Man, what is going on today? It's driving me
• 1:40:13
  fucking nuts. Just trying to do an entertaining
• 1:40:16
  sound. You got to do this. Mm -hmm. So Apple
• 1:40:22
  Music is just not playing to me. It's like, isn't
• 1:40:25
  that great? I had to go on Suno. The theme, the
• 1:40:28
  Hoppy Hour. The theme, the Hoppy Hour. Oh, wow.
• 1:40:32
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• 1:40:36
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• 1:40:41
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• 1:40:47
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• 1:40:50
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• 1:40:55
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• 1:41:00
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• 1:41:02
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• 1:41:05
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• 1:41:08
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  us, everyone. Hoppy. Oh, yeah. The thing with
• 1:41:14
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• 1:41:20
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• 1:41:29
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• 1:41:32
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• 1:41:42
  you, Desi. Can't even make it on a JP show, bitch.
• 1:41:47
  Side chick news. We talking mess here today.
• 1:41:53
  Mic check. Welcome to the circus. Riding in the
• 1:41:57
  booth, cutting straight through the surface.
• 1:41:59
  Call it like I see it. Feelings in the hearse,
• 1:42:01
  kid. You click the T, now you get the whole thermos.
• 1:42:04
  The libs playing games, acting like they saints.
• 1:42:07
  Got a whole spouse home, still sliding to the
• 1:42:09
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• 1:42:12
  Then they on the yacht pick, trying to hide the
• 1:42:14
  face. From the field to the runway, everybody
• 1:42:17
  fronting. Posting healing energy while they DM
• 1:42:20
  hunting. Scrolling through the gram, all I see
• 1:42:22
  is double lives. You can't tag them. Oh, yeah.
• 1:42:39
  All right. Here's the thing. We got this headline.
• 1:42:52
  Mm -hmm. Let's see if Apple wants to work on
• 1:42:55
  the Hoppy Hot Topic sound effect. I mean, the
• 1:42:57
  freaking Apple Music just stopped working. I
• 1:42:59
  had it all planned out. I'm still pissed about
• 1:43:01
  that. I know you guys moved on, but when I...
• 1:43:03
  Yeah! Hoppy Hot Topic! Of course, this plays!
• 1:43:08
  But when I want it, you know, play this. This
• 1:43:11
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• 1:43:15
  you don't hear anything. Oh, isn't that great?
• 1:43:19
  Oh! Now it... Jesus Christ. This show's freaking
• 1:43:23
  losing it. No! Happy Hot Topic! I swear it's
• 1:43:29
  not operational error. Mm -hmm. Hailey Bieber
• 1:43:33
  is on the road to a brand new look. Oh, yeah!
• 1:43:37
  Hailey Bieber figured out. God, we all know she's
• 1:43:41
  a side chick. So she started dressing like one.
• 1:43:44
  Just in time for fall, the road beauty founders.
• 1:43:48
  God, she's a hot piece of ass, I can't deny.
• 1:43:50
  Says goodbye to her signature light brown locks.
• 1:43:53
  And she's going for more, you know. skank outfit
• 1:43:57
  and debuts her deep chocolate brown hair in a
• 1:44:00
  september 19th gosh looks freaking hot i can
• 1:44:03
  see why he chose her over selena she's probably
• 1:44:04
  more fun in bed selena seems like she'd be good
• 1:44:09
  in bed at first and then like just kind of you
• 1:44:13
  know just lays there like i used to be so grateful
• 1:44:16
  to be with selena gummers and all right here
• 1:44:22
  is uh everyone's favorite side chick, who everybody
• 1:44:28
  in the media kisses her ass being Joy Taylor
• 1:44:30
  because they think she's so pretty and she's
• 1:44:32
  got clout. She slapped her way to the top at
• 1:44:36
  Fox Sports 1. Oh, did she ever. Actually, at
• 1:44:41
  the end of this Hoppy Hour, I'm going to attach
• 1:44:42
  my Joy Taylor segment so we can never forget
• 1:44:46
  everything she did. Well, this is a woman with
• 1:44:49
  no morals. ruined her marriage. She was talking
• 1:44:53
  smack about her ex last week because she was
• 1:44:55
  making more money than him, even though in the
• 1:44:56
  moment she probably said she loved him. And now
• 1:44:58
  she's critiquing Aaron Rodgers. Don't throw stones
• 1:45:02
  from a glass house, honey. And by the way, you
• 1:45:05
  look really raggedy when your boobs are not up.
• 1:45:08
  First of all, I try to stay out of white people's
• 1:45:10
  business. That's the problem too, is you're making
• 1:45:13
  it about race. You know that the way to get clicks
• 1:45:16
  is to make it about race. Because honestly, you
• 1:45:18
  only got the job at Fox Sports because you had
• 1:45:21
  huge boobs and you slept with the CEO. And honestly,
• 1:45:24
  that takes women back. And you're walking around
• 1:45:26
  like, I'm such a feminist. I'm Joy Taylor. Shut
• 1:45:29
  up. You're annoying. And this is not me being
• 1:45:33
  an incel hating women. I just hate women that
• 1:45:35
  try to be something they're not. And this just
• 1:45:39
  did. She has no credibility and no class. And
• 1:45:42
  this is white people's business. Oh, yeah. Because
• 1:45:45
  white people don't have any problems either.
• 1:45:47
  Shut up. At the highest level. Oh, yeah. Coming
• 1:45:51
  from the woman that had sex with half the office
• 1:45:53
  of Fox Sports alone. That's the woman critiquing
• 1:46:01
  other people. Shut up. And I'm going to tell
• 1:46:04
  you why. You said. This is about Aaron Rodgers.
• 1:46:08
  Willingly. This is Aaron Rodgers. For free. For
• 1:46:11
  free. That your girl looked you in the face and
• 1:46:16
  said, I will marry you. But first. This is Joy
• 1:46:22
  Taylor projecting that she probably did this
• 1:46:25
  in her marriage. Because we know she's not a
• 1:46:27
  woman of class. For the fuck. Him. Wild, wild
• 1:46:34
  way to let the whole world know you have zero
• 1:46:37
  motion. And you have zero motion either. You,
• 1:46:39
  I mean, I know I'm doing a podcast, but you are
• 1:46:43
  literally, you went from Fox Sports 1, where
• 1:46:46
  you're way to the top. And now there's no executives
• 1:46:51
  that you can get top to. So you're talking about
• 1:46:54
  men and becoming a female incel. You could not
• 1:46:58
  waterboard this information out of me. No, we
• 1:47:02
  probably could. You're really soft. Especially
• 1:47:06
  those milkers. What did you say? I don't know,
• 1:47:10
  not Nan. She even laughs like a sociopath. Just
• 1:47:16
  an annoying, disgusting woman. Shut up. Welcome
• 1:47:25
  to their man. Could you imagine? I don't know.
• 1:47:30
  Could you imagine sucking away to the top where
• 1:47:32
  other women with more credibility and more skills
• 1:47:35
  and more knowledge about sports did not get your
• 1:47:38
  job? Can you imagine that? Could you fucking
• 1:47:42
  imagine? Could you imagine, you know, cheating
• 1:47:45
  on your husband with Emmanuel Acho? Saying that
• 1:47:50
  to your man's face? Can you imagine saying to
• 1:47:53
  your man's face, I'm going out to a party and
• 1:47:55
  then hanging out with the CEO? You know? at a
• 1:47:59
  party like a side chick shut up never he would
• 1:48:03
  immediately assume that i had been fucking dude
• 1:48:06
  whatever what a stupid podcast this is a movie
• 1:48:09
  idiocracy come to life you well you were just
• 1:48:13
  going to get the fuck out whatever you get out
• 1:48:16
  too honey and we'll get out of this segment yeah
• 1:48:19
  joy taylor's rewriting the past because everyone
• 1:48:21
  kisses her ass Hello, Flannery. Mm -hmm. All
• 1:48:27
  right. Tired for Trump news, unfortunately. Mm
• 1:48:31
  -hmm. Yeah. Yeah. It's Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour.
• 1:48:36
  Raw Hoppy. Raw. Stay peace, stand up. Hey! Tell
• 1:48:41
  them how it is, bro. Donald Trump is a douchebag.
• 1:48:44
  Yeah, we said it. Loud mouth, small facts, big
• 1:48:46
  cat. Let it echo. Donald Trump is a douchebag.
• 1:48:49
  Run the tape. Run the tape. Hoppy on the mic
• 1:48:51
  saying everything they want. Donald Trump is
• 1:48:54
  a douchebag. Facts, facts, six non -hosts and
• 1:48:57
  he still can't reach that Lope is a loose bag,
• 1:49:00
  turn it up, hop it out, walk Every single word
• 1:49:02
  cut through Bright lights, St. Pete, he's live
• 1:49:05
  on the dial Tall dude ducking door frames, crooked
• 1:49:07
  little smile Nationally they tune in, locally
• 1:49:10
  they vibe He'll roast any fat king tryna call
• 1:49:13
  it a tribe You brag on your towers, he laughs
• 1:49:15
  at your hair You brag about winning, he's like,
• 1:49:18
  who cares? You selling them stories, he breaking
• 1:49:20
  them apart He don't hold back, he don't hold
• 1:49:22
  back Oh, yeah. Right now. We'll discuss this.
• 1:49:44
  I do. I bet. Happy Hot Topic. Right here in the
• 1:49:49
  club. It's an extraordinary move, targeting two
• 1:49:53
  of the nation's leading cable news outlets. Yeah,
• 1:49:56
  we all know Donald Trump talks about the liberal
• 1:49:59
  left being soft, when Trump is as soft as a Mr.
• 1:50:04
  Pillow. Mm -hmm. Just a douchebag. And a widely
• 1:50:08
  read political news site. Very simple, Ben. I
• 1:50:11
  don't want him in my office. I don't want him
• 1:50:14
  here. Yeah, you don't want people actually reporting
• 1:50:17
  the news, because then it doesn't make you look
• 1:50:19
  good. Mm -hmm. President Trump saying he's banning
• 1:50:22
  CNN, MSNOW, and Politico. Yeah, he doesn't like
• 1:50:26
  when people ask him the hard -hitting questions.
• 1:50:29
  Mm -hmm. The White House claiming their coverage
• 1:50:48
  is too negative. It's one -sided. Yeah, it's
• 1:50:52
  the side about the truth. That you're the worst
• 1:50:54
  president we ever had. And you're a loser. It's
• 1:50:59
  never good. Trump insisting he should be covered
• 1:51:01
  by news outlets in a more favorable light. Yeah,
• 1:51:04
  it's called propaganda. Something you claimed
• 1:51:07
  you weren't going to do. But you're a coward!
• 1:51:10
  So we are! should have known you were lying you
• 1:51:13
  know we're doing so well and they'll take the
• 1:51:16
  most positive story and make it as negative as
• 1:51:18
  possible i mean there is some truth that he'll
• 1:51:20
  do something correct here or there but for the
• 1:51:23
  most part you suck trump fended off several questions
• 1:51:25
  about whether his move violates the first amendment
• 1:51:28
  of course it does trump said he'd go as far as
• 1:51:30
  he's legally allowed there's something wrong
• 1:51:32
  with A country that can allow people to write
• 1:51:37
  purposely negative shares. Now, yeah, they're
• 1:51:40
  writing the truth, but gas has been at an all
• 1:51:42
  time worse. And you just live in your own bubble
• 1:51:44
  of a cult. Shut up. If they want to write them,
• 1:51:49
  that's fine. But I don't have to let them into
• 1:51:51
  my. All right. So you just hang out with a bunch
• 1:51:54
  of ass kissers while you don't realize that we're
• 1:51:55
  laughing at you. You little twat ass bitch. All
• 1:52:01
  right. It's time for Flockhammer News. Right
• 1:52:08
  now. Happy hour, turn it up. Not a backstage
• 1:52:34
  pass Quit peeking through the window of the past
• 1:52:36
  Court says safety, you twist that line And follow
• 1:52:38
  somebody every lunchtime That camera's for a
• 1:52:40
  case, not a private chase Not a shortcut to invade
• 1:52:42
  somebody's space If the law says stop, then put
• 1:52:44
  it away No creepy little hunt at the end of the
• 1:52:46
  day Hands off the feed, close out the file Respect
• 1:52:51
  goes further than a license and a smile 8 -5
• 1:53:24
  -6. 49 -hoppy. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3.
• 1:53:32
  You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can
• 1:53:35
  always email me at RyanHoppyRadio .com. Oh, yeah!
• 1:54:02
  All right. All right. Let me close this right
• 1:54:10
  here. The town of Longview in the city of Hickory
• 1:54:14
  are trying to be more transparent with. How do
• 1:54:16
  you have a town in the city? Their use of automated
• 1:54:19
  license plate readers. Their police departments
• 1:54:21
  will soon be sharing information on their license
• 1:54:24
  plate readers. Soon. They got to wipe out all
• 1:54:27
  the stalking first. Bunch of frickin' clap eggs.
• 1:54:31
  Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Kelly Osbourne is serving
• 1:54:36
  Charlie Chaplin. Oh, yeah! And paying homage
• 1:54:40
  to her late father, Ozzy Osbourne, with a look
• 1:54:42
  that's rocking London Fashion Week. She's looking,
• 1:54:46
  like, really goth. Mm -hmm. Like 2002 James Bond
• 1:54:50
  movie hair. I was like, how... How do I do this?
• 1:54:55
  Gwyneth Paltrow is revealing the real reason
• 1:54:58
  she and Chris Martin chose to consciously uncouple
• 1:55:01
  more than a decade after the former What is this?
• 1:55:03
  Uncouple? couple announced their separation in
• 1:55:06
  2014. Gwyneth opens up about the very intentional
• 1:55:09
  Oh yeah! decision they made to keep their kids
• 1:55:13
  at the center of their divorce. The 53 -year
• 1:55:15
  -old who shares 22 -year -old Apple and 20 -year
• 1:55:18
  -old Moses with the Coldplay frontman explains
• 1:55:21
  on the Friends Keep Secrets podcast How do I
• 1:55:24
  do this? So I talked to all my friends who came
• 1:55:26
  from a divorced household. According to Gwyneth,
• 1:55:31
  the answer wasn't necessarily the divorce itself.
• 1:55:34
  Instead, her friends remembered the tension between
• 1:55:36
  their parents afterwards, recalling stories of
• 1:55:39
  parents who couldn't be in the same room, which
• 1:55:42
  left Gwyneth wondering, How could we not do that?
• 1:55:45
  Whatever. She's even boring when she talks. What's
• 1:55:49
  going on here with this annoying woman? My best
• 1:55:52
  friend told me that I was something that I had
• 1:55:54
  said was like on the Internet again. And I had
• 1:55:57
  Dakota Johnson doesn't know that she's really
• 1:56:00
  famous. She has to watch what she says. I was
• 1:56:05
  like, what now? Dakota Johnson's latest comments
• 1:56:09
  about dating making a stir after back to back
• 1:56:12
  breakups and a reported new romance. Whatever.
• 1:56:15
  So freaking boring. It's never her problem. Everyone
• 1:56:20
  else. Here is T .I. talking about streaming.
• 1:56:26
  I just looked at the statistic. Now, do you understand
• 1:56:29
  that I'm talking about all streamers around the
• 1:56:32
  entire industry. It's 150 ,000 songs being pushed
• 1:56:38
  onto streaming platforms a day. And just 12 months
• 1:56:45
  ago, it was only 60. I'm a 60. And I got away
• 1:56:50
  with the crime because of the statute of limitations.
• 1:56:58
  Let's talk about Nicki Minaj. During a recent
• 1:57:01
  Fox News interview with Laura Ingraham, Nicki
• 1:57:04
  Minaj spoke openly about her support for Donald
• 1:57:07
  Trump. Minaj said she feels heard and understood
• 1:57:10
  by Trump and she made it. That's because you're
• 1:57:12
  a sexist moron. That's why you feel hurt. It
• 1:57:16
  does. Oh, jeez! Mm -hmm. A man has been arrested
• 1:57:22
  for allegedly pepper spraying a moviegoer for
• 1:57:25
  using their phone while inside the theater. Police
• 1:57:30
  took 34 -year -old Matthew Ware of Los Angeles.
• 1:57:33
  Oh, yeah! He looks like a loser! Magic the Gathering
• 1:57:38
  loser! Into custody. And what a weirdo walking
• 1:57:42
  around. No one's trying to rape you, dude. He's
• 1:57:44
  walking around with that spray. What are you
• 1:57:47
  doing? Tuesday evening. There you go. That's
• 1:57:50
  freaking weirdo. He is exactly what you imagine
• 1:57:52
  him looking like. Colin Farrell debuts one big,
• 1:57:56
  bold, beautiful makeover. He shaved his head.
• 1:58:00
  Good for him. He's probably mad that the picture
• 1:58:02
  of him getting his new shaved head is being shown
• 1:58:05
  because he was able to be anonymous. Time for
• 1:58:09
  pop news. Whatever. It's going to be boring.
• 1:58:11
  Miley Cyrus released her 10th album. She's a
• 1:58:15
  hard worker. Now to the war with Iran and the
• 1:58:20
  impact on our economy. There is no relief. Yeah,
• 1:58:23
  the freaking media and whatever. The holiday
• 1:58:26
  travel is going to be impacted by the gas prices.
• 1:58:29
  They love saying it's a war. Even if it is a
• 1:58:32
  war. They literally are just like really hoping
• 1:58:36
  it becomes a war. Here is Clavicular and Howie
• 1:58:39
  Mandel. Did you have a silicone implant in your
• 1:58:43
  shoulder? Right now? Do you want to feel? I don't
• 1:58:45
  want to. I don't want to. I don't know a little
• 1:58:47
  bit about me. I don't like touching. You don't
• 1:58:48
  know anything about me, do you? Someone told
• 1:58:51
  me about that. But you don't know me. I know
• 1:58:55
  what you do. Yeah, Howie Mandel does not like
• 1:58:59
  that he's irrelevant. But you're not a big fan.
• 1:59:03
  I don't think anybody is anymore. You're a 70
• 1:59:06
  -year -old annoying guy that does videos with
• 1:59:07
  a bunch of 20 -year -olds that are creep. Be
• 1:59:09
  honest. I would say that it was a little bit
• 1:59:12
  before my time. 2006 before his time. Makes you
• 1:59:15
  feel old. Sorry, honey. You're old. Oh, yeah!
• 1:59:20
  All right. I think the Fresno broadcast is about
• 1:59:22
  to end. How long was it? One. So at 516 is how
• 1:59:27
  long the best of was. And we've been recording
• 1:59:29
  for one hour and 54 minutes. 7, 5, 6, 2. That
• 1:59:36
  means we got 20 seconds left. 16 plus 44 is 60,
• 1:59:43
  which is a minute. 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30,
• 1:59:50
  31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36. Atomic bomb! Talk to
• 1:59:58
  you tomorrow, Fresno. Mm -hmm. All right, we're
• 2:00:02
  in garbage time now. We're just hanging out in
• 2:00:04
  the club. I don't really feel like playing Ed
• 2:00:13
  Sheeran on here. He wrote from a freaking teleprompter.
• 2:00:16
  Tell me how ungenuine you are. Without telling
• 2:00:20
  me how ungenuine you are. If you're reading from
• 2:00:23
  a teleprompter, you're the freaking worst. You're
• 2:00:26
  just annoying. It's gone on here. Growing uproar
• 2:00:29
  over the new Princess Diana book. This evening,
• 2:00:31
  the new interview with Diana's brother, insisting
• 2:00:34
  he is telling the truth. And what he says then
• 2:00:36
  Prince Charles said right after Diana's death.
• 2:00:39
  A stern response tonight from Buckingham Palace,
• 2:00:42
  ABC's Lama Hassan from London tonight. Tonight,
• 2:00:45
  Princess Diana's brother defending his explosive
• 2:00:48
  claims about King Charles' reaction to Yeah,
• 2:00:51
  King Charles is a loser! We all know that! Diana's
• 2:00:55
  death. And he said, We'll forget her soon enough.
• 2:00:59
  All right, that's kind of rude, you know, but
• 2:01:01
  he looks like a laser. Chris Jenner and Corey
• 2:01:07
  Gamble are doing amazing, sweetie, after more
• 2:01:10
  than a decade together. The longtime couple steps
• 2:01:13
  out for a rare date night September 19th, attending
• 2:01:16
  the opening of the Lucas Museum of Narrative
• 2:01:19
  Art in Los Angeles. And her vagina was wide open
• 2:01:23
  later. RyanHoppyRadio .com. The hour will be
• 2:01:40
  right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
• 2:01:43
  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
• 2:01:47
  poop. You need to be affectionate and you can
• 2:01:51
  see that with Barack and Michelle as well. They
• 2:01:55
  do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.
• 2:01:58
  And we'll call it a day. The semen was so big.
• 2:02:04
  It's not lacking any meat. And that's what real
• 2:02:06
  women need. Stop cussing. It looks like you went
• 2:02:12
  and got a job on the iPad screen, whatever the
• 2:02:15
  case might be in your hand and a sock, you know,
• 2:02:18
  whatever. Like, thank you. But also I would love
• 2:02:21
  to be. Getting railed, but... Use bucket loads
• 2:02:24
  of lube. If you think you have enough lube, double
• 2:02:26
  it. As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
• 2:02:29
  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
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  Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
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  so stick around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press
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  this button right here. Don't worry, Presto.
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  Hoppy Hour will be right back. Hear ye, hear
• 2:02:46
  ye. Come on, come on. Inhale. She's a bobblehead,
• 2:02:57
  she's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead, she's
• 2:03:01
  a bobblehead. Joy Taylor just got let go from
• 2:07:06
  Fox Sports. So here is my in -depth coverage
• 2:07:09
  of Joy Taylor. I saw this next online and I could
• 2:07:17
  not believe my eyes, but also I could kind of
• 2:07:21
  believe it. There is a lot of skankiness that
• 2:07:26
  goes on at Fox Sports 1. Specifically with Joy
• 2:07:33
  Taylor, who's getting passed around like a blonde
• 2:07:36
  at a backyard party. Oh boy. 11 stunning accusations
• 2:07:44
  from the Fox Sports workplace misconduct lawsuit.
• 2:07:49
  On Sunday, news broke that Fox Sports... Several
• 2:07:54
  prominent on -air personalities and an executive
• 2:07:57
  have been named defendants in a wide -ranging
• 2:08:00
  workplace misconduct lawsuit in California. The
• 2:08:06
  suit brought on by a former Fox Sports hairstylist.
• 2:08:12
  who worked at the company for over a decade,
• 2:08:14
  details allegations of sexual harassment from
• 2:08:17
  former Fox Sports 1 Skip Bayless and Fox Sports
• 2:08:20
  executive Charlie Dixon. Executives being scumbags?
• 2:08:24
  No, that never happens. Along with racially insensitive
• 2:08:32
  comments by current Fox Sports 1 host Joy Taylor,
• 2:08:36
  Fox issued the following statement to front office
• 2:08:40
  sports. We take these allegations seriously and
• 2:08:44
  have no further comment at this time. Of course
• 2:08:47
  you don't, because you got caught. And you're
• 2:08:51
  probably wondering, come on, Ryan, it can't be
• 2:08:54
  that bad. According to the hairstylist's allegations,
• 2:09:02
  Skip Bayless spent years making sexual advancements
• 2:09:07
  towards her. This included lingering hugs and
• 2:09:10
  kisses on the cheeks while putting his body against
• 2:09:13
  hers and pressing against her breasts. during
• 2:09:17
  the normal course of doing Skip Bayless' hair.
• 2:09:21
  Can you imagine that? You're just trying to do
• 2:09:23
  your job. You're probably underpaid, and you
• 2:09:25
  got this creepy old man that thinks he's a big
• 2:09:27
  deal because incels like him, thinking, I can
• 2:09:30
  just get laid, even though I believe he's married.
• 2:09:33
  At one point during the haircut, Skip Bayless
• 2:09:37
  referred to the hairdresser as voluptuous. With
• 2:09:41
  English being her second word, she was not familiar
• 2:09:44
  with the term. Per the filing, Skip Bayless seemed
• 2:09:48
  amused and told her to figure it out. She later
• 2:09:52
  asked a co -worker what the word meant and was
• 2:09:56
  mortified. Mr. Bayless then started being more
• 2:09:59
  aggressive and directing her advances. She continued
• 2:10:04
  and said she didn't want to date him because
• 2:10:07
  he works with her as she has a single mom and
• 2:10:10
  needed her job. Then several years after Skip
• 2:10:14
  Bayless's initial advances, She confronted the
• 2:10:17
  undisputed host about health issues she had developed
• 2:10:19
  in an effort to seize any further harassment.
• 2:10:26
  In July 2021, the hairdresser developed issues
• 2:10:29
  with her left ovary and was advised it could
• 2:10:32
  be cancer. With a fourth biopsy scheduled, she
• 2:10:35
  explained her situation to Mr. Bayless, hoping
• 2:10:37
  that it would take pity on her and cease his
• 2:10:40
  advances. Instead, Mr. Bayless told her that
• 2:10:42
  he wanted to be with her. What is it with these
• 2:10:46
  sports nerds that always get caught in these
• 2:10:47
  allegations? They have no game. The hairdresser
• 2:10:53
  panicked and began rambling that there were cameras
• 2:10:55
  everywhere, that she had a child, and that she
• 2:10:57
  did not want him. What woman wants Skip Bayless?
• 2:11:00
  He's a repulsive man. Bayless then told the hairdresser
• 2:11:05
  that he fantasizes about having sex with her
• 2:11:07
  and asked how much money it would take to have
• 2:11:09
  sex with him. The hairdresser stated that she
• 2:11:13
  already refused $1 .5 million, and Bayless said,
• 2:11:18
  the more you say no, the more I want you. Bayless
• 2:11:25
  made racist remarks towards the hairdresser,
• 2:11:27
  accusing her of having sex with Shannon Sharp.
• 2:11:31
  Approximately one week later, Skip made another
• 2:11:34
  advancement towards her. She said, Skip, stop,
• 2:11:38
  you have a wife. He responded, aren't you Muslim?
• 2:11:41
  Doesn't your dad have three or four wives? What
• 2:11:46
  a piece of garbage. I always got such an icky
• 2:11:49
  vibe from Skip. She responded that her father
• 2:11:53
  was dead and Skip was taken aback. She made an
• 2:11:56
  excuse to leave. After she declined Skip, the
• 2:12:04
  FS1 host accused her of having sex with Shannon
• 2:12:07
  Sharp, which that is the most sad, smoldy energy,
• 2:12:10
  overcompensating thing ever is when you can't
• 2:12:13
  get laid. If somebody else is maybe hooking up
• 2:12:15
  with the person you have a crush on, you get
• 2:12:18
  jealous. This is where though, I'm so excited
• 2:12:26
  to read this next thing. I was always very skeptical
• 2:12:29
  about Joy Taylor because what Joy Taylor brings
• 2:12:34
  to Fox Sports 1 was never really that good. She
• 2:12:39
  wasn't bad. Was she anything special? No. She
• 2:12:46
  was not. She got big ass boobies and no personality,
• 2:12:51
  which is how it usually works. Now, before I
• 2:12:57
  read you how Joy Taylor is a homewrecker, I want
• 2:13:03
  to play some of Joy Taylor's body of work. Mm
• 2:13:07
  -hmm. Because you're going to be flabbergasted.
• 2:13:12
  Here is Colin Cowherd. Enjoy Taylor. I don't
• 2:13:19
  even have time to talk about it. I'm so excited.
• 2:13:21
  You know what? And then you feel bad. There are
• 2:13:24
  cities out there that just can't get it going.
• 2:13:27
  And they're just between Tampa and Los Angeles.
• 2:13:31
  It's like, no. Two titties. Two titties. And
• 2:13:42
  she smiled like, oh, I was choking on it earlier.
• 2:13:46
  So there's that. And then here's Joy Taylor talking
• 2:13:52
  about working in the sports media and how she
• 2:13:55
  got ahead. Wake up, call, same time. How would
• 2:13:59
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  is the Joy Taylor allegations. Mm -hmm. Fox executive
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  Charlie Dixon gave Joy Taylor the undisputed,
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  that's the name of the show, the undisputed role
• 2:15:11
  as a reward for having sex with him. And what
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  the hell is going on at Fox Sports 1? Before
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  landing her role as a host and moderator of Undisputed.
• 2:15:26
  The hairdresser alleges that Joy Taylor engaged
• 2:15:29
  in a sexual relationship with the married Charlie
• 2:15:32
  Dixon, the Fox executive responsible for content
• 2:15:35
  decisions to secure the position. Also, she pulled
• 2:15:39
  an alleged Chelsea Handler. I didn't say that.
• 2:15:41
  According to the lawsuit, this alleged arrangement
• 2:15:44
  helped Taylor secure the job. but ultimately
• 2:15:48
  contributed to the breakdown of her marriage
• 2:15:51
  shortly after tying the knot. And approximately
• 2:15:53
  May 2016, Miss Taylor asked the hairdresser to
• 2:15:58
  meet for a drink in Santa Monica. When the hairdresser
• 2:16:02
  arrived, she found Miss Taylor, Joy Taylor, with
• 2:16:05
  an older man, being Fox Sports Executive Vice
• 2:16:08
  President of the content, Mr. Dixon. As Vice
• 2:16:12
  President, Mr. Dixon is overseeing all content
• 2:16:14
  and production. The hairdresser did not know
• 2:16:18
  Mr. Dixon. The hairdresser goes on to say, from
• 2:16:22
  their body language, she suspected that they
• 2:16:25
  were sleeping together. And she was concerned
• 2:16:28
  because Joy Taylor was recently married. Joy
• 2:16:32
  Taylor always acted like, oh, I'm such a feminist.
• 2:16:35
  I got this because I'm an independent woman.
• 2:16:38
  No, you take women back 100 years. I bet you
• 2:16:43
  were fun from the back. Mr. Bayless later disclosed
• 2:16:47
  to the hairdresser that he did not want Miss
• 2:16:50
  Taylor on the show. But Mr. Dixon was adamant
• 2:16:54
  that Miss Taylor should star. Oh, yeah, she doesn't
• 2:16:57
  use teeth. Get rid of her all. At first, Mr.
• 2:17:00
  Dixon arranged a dinner between Mr. Bayless and
• 2:17:03
  Miss Taylor where she arrived in provocative
• 2:17:05
  clothing and acted in a provocative manner. So
• 2:17:08
  she's thinking, oh, I got to do the threesome
• 2:17:10
  tonight to get ahead and maybe give head. When
• 2:17:14
  that did not change Mr. Bayless' opinion of Miss
• 2:17:16
  Taylor, Mr. Dixon asked to approve of her as
• 2:17:19
  a favor to him. Reluctantly, Mr. Bayless did
• 2:17:24
  as a favor to his friend. Around August 2016,
• 2:17:28
  the hairdresser attended a dinner with Miss Taylor
• 2:17:31
  and her husband and Mr. Dixon and his wife. This
• 2:17:36
  is so good! During the dinner, Miss Taylor's
• 2:17:39
  husband became suspicious that Mr. Taylor that
• 2:17:42
  Miss Taylor and Mr. Dixon were having a relationship.
• 2:17:45
  They're probably touching and they have that
• 2:17:47
  communication. Later on after the dinner, Miss
• 2:17:52
  Taylor's husband found evidence of an inappropriate
• 2:17:56
  relationship. So she's a side check. Dixon gropes
• 2:18:05
  the hairdresser at a party. Taylor tells her
• 2:18:08
  to get over it. The hairdresser, while attending
• 2:18:13
  Joy Taylor's birthday party in 2017, which was
• 2:18:16
  probably also an orgy, was subject in an alleged
• 2:18:19
  groping by Charlie Dixon after the hairstylist
• 2:18:22
  has been awarded a position working on Undisputed.
• 2:18:27
  As the hairdresser was standing near the bar
• 2:18:29
  facing the crowd, Mr. Dixon approached her. He
• 2:18:32
  asked the bartender for a drink, then put his
• 2:18:34
  arm around her lower back. He asked how she was
• 2:18:37
  doing, if she was having fun, and if she wanted
• 2:18:39
  a tequila shot. The hairdresser got very uncomfortable
• 2:18:43
  and said, no, thank you. Then Mr. Dixon moved
• 2:18:47
  his hand lower and started rubbing her body and
• 2:18:49
  grabbing her buttocks. I'm surprised he didn't
• 2:18:53
  do a Bitcoin podcast. The hairdresser did not
• 2:18:57
  know how to turn, did not know who to turn to.
• 2:19:00
  But as she knew Miss Taylor was sleeping with
• 2:19:02
  Mr. Dixon, she turned to her. Surprisingly, Miss
• 2:19:06
  Taylor told her to get over it. Dixon fires female
• 2:19:14
  talent member for refusing to have sex with him.
• 2:19:17
  Later in the hairdresser's tenure at Fox, a female
• 2:19:20
  talent member was allegedly fired for refusing
• 2:19:23
  to have sex with Dixon. She needed to have sex
• 2:19:28
  with Dixon to renew her contract. Dixon pays
• 2:19:35
  off Taylor's then fiance in exchange for silence
• 2:19:38
  about relationships. I bet Taylor was always
• 2:19:40
  like, oh my God, babe, I got to go cover this
• 2:19:43
  sports event till 11 p .m. While she's going
• 2:19:47
  down at somebody else like the side chick with
• 2:19:49
  no credibility that she is. Man, you are an embarrassment
• 2:19:55
  to all women. Joy Taylor, now newly engaged to
• 2:20:01
  former NBA guard Earl Watson following divorce
• 2:20:04
  from her first husband, had her engagement broken
• 2:20:07
  off after Watson learned of her infidelity. I'm
• 2:20:10
  sure he cheated too. The NBA, they sleep around.
• 2:20:16
  Dixon allegedly pays for the couple's wedding
• 2:20:19
  deposits in exchange for Watson's silence. After
• 2:20:22
  learning of Miss Taylor and Mr. Dixon's sexual
• 2:20:25
  relationship, Miss Taylor's then fiance broke
• 2:20:27
  off the engagement and threatened to go public
• 2:20:29
  with all that he knew. Joy Taylor again uses
• 2:20:35
  her sexuality to get on the show. The hairdresser
• 2:20:39
  says that Joy Taylor used her sexuality to save
• 2:20:42
  a spot on the show. This time it was with former
• 2:20:47
  NFL player and current. Analyst Emmanuel Acho.
• 2:20:51
  Who he is that beauty. I thought they were banging
• 2:20:54
  on the set after the show. In February 2020.
• 2:20:58
  She asked. Miss Taylor asked the hairdresser
• 2:21:01
  to meet her for lunch in Beverly Hills. When
• 2:21:04
  they went there. She found her with the man.
• 2:21:06
  Emmanuel Macho. I'm telling you. I don't know
• 2:21:11
  how women do this. I know you want to get ahead
• 2:21:14
  in sports media. But you claim to be a feminist.
• 2:21:18
  but then you make all women look bad. This one's
• 2:21:26
  good too. Fox employees harass the hairdresser,
• 2:21:29
  but isn't fired because of his role in supplying
• 2:21:31
  cocaine to numerous employees and talent. A behind
• 2:21:35
  the scenes employee at Fox Sports, Bobby Diaz,
• 2:21:38
  both racially and sexually harasses the hairdresser,
• 2:21:40
  but is not held accountable because he supplies
• 2:21:43
  cocaine to them. I mean, there needs to be a
• 2:21:46
  30 for 30. I know that's ESPN. There needs to
• 2:21:48
  be some documentary about these skanks. All of
• 2:21:51
  them, all the genders. Hairdresser targeted due
• 2:21:59
  to her ethnicity. A Fox employee referred to
• 2:22:02
  as Miss M in the lawsuit began targeting her
• 2:22:04
  due to her Persian ancestry. One night at an
• 2:22:09
  informal dinner, she said, F you, you Persian
• 2:22:12
  bitch. Em broke a glass and threatened to harm
• 2:22:17
  herself. What a loser. Dixon's wife kept on Fox
• 2:22:26
  payroll to keep her silent about husband's infidelity.
• 2:22:29
  Can you imagine being married to him and just
• 2:22:31
  knowing that he's banging out Joy Taylor and
• 2:22:34
  probably other interns and you stick by him?
• 2:22:40
  Skip Bayless, again, tries to get the hairdresser
• 2:22:43
  into sex. Tell her he loves her. Man, these nerds
• 2:22:46
  have no game at all. Oh, Joy Taylor, I know you
• 2:22:52
  think you're just this independent female and
• 2:22:55
  you're so proud of yourself, but you're nothing
• 2:22:58
  more than a side chick with no credibility and
• 2:23:01
  some big -ass boobies. Something completely different.
• 2:23:19
  Ex -NFL star Marcus Wiley suggests Fox Sports
• 2:23:22
  scandal involving Joy Taylor. Cost him his job.
• 2:23:28
  I love when a man abuses their power to get ahead.
• 2:23:35
  If it's David Letterman, other people, they're
• 2:23:40
  crucified. But when Joy Taylor does it. Former
• 2:23:45
  NFL player Marcus Wiley has hinted at the alleged
• 2:23:48
  love triangle involving Fox Sports' Joy Taylor,
• 2:23:52
  Emmanuel Acho, and Charlie Dixon and how it cost
• 2:23:55
  him his job with the network. He is accused,
• 2:24:00
  Taylor is accused of using sexual relationships
• 2:24:02
  to get ahead. She had no talent. I never thought
• 2:24:05
  she was good. Clarissa Thompson's good. Kylie
• 2:24:09
  Kelsey's good. If you gotta sleep your way to
• 2:24:12
  the top, you're not that good. The 37 -year -old
• 2:24:17
  is also alleged to have used her sexuality to
• 2:24:20
  get on a show. Can you imagine being her? You're
• 2:24:27
  just getting passed around like a blunt. Wiley
• 2:24:32
  said, I have never heard that Charlie Dixon and
• 2:24:36
  Joy were sleeping together, but upon hearing
• 2:24:38
  that, I'm not going to lie to y 'all, it makes
• 2:24:40
  a lot more sense. It unlocks a lot for me. He's
• 2:24:44
  probably always wondering why Charlie Dixon and
• 2:24:48
  Joy Taylor were hanging out in their office for
• 2:24:51
  tailing meetings for an hour and was moaning.
• 2:24:53
  They're really passionate about being better
• 2:24:56
  at yelling at each other about sports. The allegations
• 2:25:00
  about Dixon and Taylor have not been confirmed,
• 2:25:03
  but speaking on his YouTube show, Wiley floated
• 2:25:06
  a hypothetical situation involving an employee.
• 2:25:10
  Here is an example of how it can get uglier.
• 2:25:13
  What if there was an employee who lost their
• 2:25:15
  job or a job was negatively influenced, intimidated,
• 2:25:18
  moved around, put in bad situations off the network
• 2:25:21
  and it was because their boss allegedly was sleeping
• 2:25:23
  with another employee and their co -host was
• 2:25:25
  sleeping with the same employee. I mean, that's
• 2:25:27
  the skankiness of it. She's just getting patched
• 2:25:31
  around. What I want to know about Joy Taylor,
• 2:25:35
  what I'm curious about when it comes to Joy Taylor.
• 2:25:40
  As if they did in Eiffel Tower, a train. And
• 2:25:45
  they were like, hey, baby, get over here. We'll
• 2:25:48
  give you undisputed, but you got to be undisputed
• 2:25:50
  here. Get it? That was a train sound effect.
• 2:25:58
  Get over here, Joy. Get in here, macho. Whatever
• 2:26:09
  his name is. You really want that $100 ,000 increase
• 2:26:15
  in your pay, do you, Joy? And I want to get my
• 2:26:22
  rocks off. That's what's going on. I got muted
• 2:26:25
  on TikTok for making jokes about it, but that's
• 2:26:27
  what happened. And then that same employee coincidentally
• 2:26:35
  just ends up replacing that individual. It's
• 2:26:38
  an example, of course, but imagine some kind
• 2:26:41
  of love triangle where the boss and the co -host
• 2:26:43
  were sleeping together. It's the stankiness of
• 2:26:47
  it, man. It's the same guy. Can you imagine like
• 2:26:52
  you're doing that? Maybe it's because I never
• 2:26:55
  had game to like bang a co -worker on radio.
• 2:26:57
  Any hot girl I've ever worked with on radio just
• 2:27:00
  finds me repulsive. Messing out on this penis.
• 2:27:04
  But seriously. What's going on here? We got this
• 2:27:08
  video playing. We got so many pop -ups on, you
• 2:27:11
  know, Daily Mail. I'm a high -energy guy. Yeah,
• 2:27:14
  are you, LeBron? You always know that's LeBron's
• 2:27:21
  voice because you guys talk like this. Very stoic.
• 2:27:25
  Next. That was a pop -up from the Daily Mail.
• 2:27:28
  Joy Taylor's shocking views on romantic standards
• 2:27:31
  resurface. This is going to be a good one. Joy
• 2:27:37
  Taylor's views on romantic relationships have
• 2:27:40
  gone viral in the wake of the bombshell interview.
• 2:27:44
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• 2:27:47
  to be such a feminist about how she earned it.
• 2:27:52
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  I smoke in like three months. I'm sorry, mama.
• 2:43:00
  I had to do it to him. 40, I see you. Oh, I see
• 2:43:05
  you, homie. I stayed late tonight, right? You
• 2:43:09
  know what happens when I stay late. Yeah. Boy,
• 2:43:14
  wonder. I swear it's like this every single time.
• 2:43:18
  Toronto, I got you. I got you. I'm a hog, gotta
• 2:43:25
  get along with, get on the zone With when shit
• 2:43:27
  be going right, well I just flip into the wrong
• 2:43:30
  shit The tier I belong to, the artists I put
• 2:43:32
  on with Don't ever ask for nothing cause them
• 2:43:34
  niggas got their own shit Me and we feel like
• 2:43:37
  a mouth full of hot peppers I call it playing
• 2:43:41
  checkers I'm never doing verses I'm forever giving
• 2:43:43
  lectures If you're trying to meet with money
• 2:43:45
  I'll be happy to connect ya Life is better than
• 2:43:48
  it's ever been Scheduling million dollar meetings
• 2:43:51
  With the president Someone cut the lights on
• 2:43:53
  Where is Thomas Edison? Got a new condo Watch
• 2:43:57
  me as I settle in I deserve a MTV show For me
• 2:44:00
  and my people And if you tryna zone I got a whole
• 2:44:03
  swish of sweet food Rappers are liars And they
• 2:44:06
  women are deceitful Add in And they subtract
• 2:44:08
  me, I'll never be your equal Last place Drizzy
• 2:44:11
  is the nigga in the lead now Weezy told me just
• 2:44:14
  write every single thing you need down Then he
• 2:44:16
  got it for me and I'm happy as can be now About
• 2:44:19
  to start balling like I'm coming off a rebound
• 2:44:21
  Yeah, and I should have the most bragging rights
• 2:44:24
  Because the niggas spit crack, bag it tight Ain't
• 2:44:28
  no rappers say they trying to get their swagger
• 2:44:30
  right Cause I done came with more fire than a
• 2:44:32
  dragon fight Pussy ass hater, you should do you
• 2:44:35
  You ain't heard of me, then you should go and
• 2:44:37
  get a blues clue Oops, I mean a red clue, Wayne's
• 2:44:40
  here too Bet he felt that like the end of a pool
• 2:44:44
  cue But I ain't bangin', I ain't wavin' no flag
• 2:44:47
  I'm ATF, but they ain't seein' no badge It's
• 2:44:50
  heartbreak, Drake, I hate to see him so sad I
• 2:44:53
  could sun you See a little me and your dad I'm
• 2:44:56
  the same yellow boy that used to play up on the
• 2:44:58
  grass Seeking pocket 20 ,000 to be anywhere they
• 2:45:01
  ask me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley Burning
• 2:45:04
  like a Camelite, stupid hoe ask me But don't
• 2:45:08
  ask me shit about me And know the game really
• 2:45:11
  ain't shit without me She might have to pay me
• 2:45:14
  but I dick her down free Wanna know if it's the
• 2:45:16
  truth then pull the zipper down and see This
• 2:45:32
  is my promise. I'ma bring that barrel to them
• 2:45:34
  bitches' eyeliners. And what I make up, what's
• 2:45:37
  fucked up, your skin, I pick the butt up and
• 2:45:39
  butt fuck, then butt fuck again, I would butt
• 2:45:42
  fuck your friend, then suck up her twin, I put
• 2:45:44
  the butt up to him, then butt fuck and butt fuck
• 2:45:47
  and butt fuck again, suck nut you duck, fuck
• 2:45:50
  your unloving kin, now don't rub it in like uvoderm
• 2:45:53
  on a new tattoo, I had to kick my princess up
• 2:45:57
  out my casso, dad who never had that dude, always
• 2:46:00
  had a black tooth, even when I was at school,
• 2:46:03
  cause bullies aren't bulletproof, reds call putty
• 2:46:05
  too, probably ain't as good as you, stupid motherfucker,
• 2:46:08
  the only thing in the hood is you, I do everything
• 2:46:11
  good as you know, I do everything better, I get
• 2:46:13
  paid for every letter, A, B, C, etc., fetch a
• 2:46:16
  bone, like a dog motherfucker, I am gone for
• 2:46:20
  your neck, in a sec, in a sec, bring it back,
• 2:46:22
  like work in the trunk, and my ex is coming up,
• 2:46:25
  yeah, I am headed to the butt, like, butt, butt,
• 2:46:28
  again, Mike I probably just fit on the chick
• 2:46:54
  you won't be with. bitch only like I'm only thick
• 2:46:58
  and I own hip hop if you don't spit I'm gon'
• 2:47:01
  need fit and I just sold a lot of property to
• 2:47:03
  a buyer and I think his name was kinda like Drake
• 2:47:06
  Drizzy Rogers or Drizzy Drake Rogers I'm too
• 2:47:08
  busy to play father and when it comes to the
• 2:47:11
  game I'm too willing to play harder so harder
• 2:47:13
  I do there he go they check MVP when I shoot
• 2:47:17
  a free throw CEO jazz what they do they haters
• 2:47:22
  on their face and in their ass is a shoe, faster
• 2:47:24
  than you, badder than you, radder than you, etc.
• 2:47:29
  I told you I get paid by the letter like A, B,
• 2:47:32
  C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q,
• 2:47:37
  R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z,
• 2:47:43
  Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Young
• 2:48:02
  Moolah, baby. Radio hits made it like a Wilson
• 2:48:23
  Rose. Laughter and joy dissolving in the air,
• 2:48:26
  but we'll keep the rhythm. All night's just so
• 2:48:29
  unfair. All night's buzzing with the laughter's
• 2:48:37
  growing dim. Ear drums mix in happy like fingers
• 2:48:39
  without rings. VHX to FM, shout out to the street.
• 2:48:43
  But soon the sound will vanish like shadows in
• 2:48:45
  the heat. The happy hour is coming to a close.
• 2:48:49
  Radio Outbrains, GHX to FM. Shadows hit the street.
• 2:49:11
  But soon the sound will vanish like shadows in
• 2:49:13
  the heat. Oh, the happy hour is coming to a close.
• 2:49:16
  Radio waves fading like a wilting rose. do a
• 2:49:38
  show now it's time to face the silence like the
• 2:49:40
  tv on snow riot hoppy held the mic with humor
• 2:49:43
  so divine the void left in our hearts wider than
• 2:49:46
  a canyon line now silence will remember thoughts
• 2:50:03
  we can't rewind And like that, it's gone. You
• 2:50:47
  probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're
• 2:50:50
  going outside, all I smell is poop. I'll get
• 2:50:55
  you a little. And we'll call it a day. Poppy
• 2:50:59
  Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is now over. Game
• 2:51:15
  over. This concludes our broadcast day. Good
• 2:51:27
  night, and God bless America. Door is closing.
• 2:51:33
  If they're funny enough, or if their financial
• 2:51:37
  status is what you want. Yes! find funny fucking
• 2:51:45
  money you're throwing all boundaries boundaries
• 2:51:51
  you know she's loud during sex standards all
• 2:51:56
  that shit you talked on instagram about how you
• 2:52:00
  would never and this woman ain't kid because
• 2:52:02
  women this and men this you're it's That's the
• 2:52:08
  sound of her career. Or that's the sound of the
• 2:52:14
  shoes scraping on the ground as they're passing
• 2:52:17
  around like a blunt. And now something completely
• 2:52:25
  different. The subject that has been. Discussed
• 2:52:28
  a little bit in January, but then got swept under
• 2:52:30
  the rug. It was Joy Taylor essentially sleeping
• 2:52:33
  her way to the top at Fox Sports 1. And here's
• 2:52:35
  why I think it was swept under the rug. I think
• 2:52:38
  she slept with a lot of people at Fox Sports,
• 2:52:40
  and they're kind of just wanting it to go away
• 2:52:43
  because they don't want to get in trouble. And
• 2:52:46
  she probably has so much dirt on them. They probably
• 2:52:48
  had a talk with her. They're like, hey, we know
• 2:52:50
  what happened. We've even banged a few of the
• 2:52:53
  people in this meeting that we're having. But
• 2:52:56
  the thing is, We need to just make this go away
• 2:52:58
  because she said she's open to dating men as
• 2:53:03
  young as 25, but doesn't want a religious man.
• 2:53:05
  I'm also like I say this tenderly because I'm
• 2:53:09
  38. You look pretty good. Fucking years old.
• 2:53:13
  I just so it's so weird hearing these like sports
• 2:53:17
  anchors swear now. I think about you would have
• 2:53:19
  never heard like Michelle Beadle swear back in
• 2:53:21
  the day. Yeah. Like I've been working for 20
• 2:53:24
  years. Oh, wow. You want a cookie? I'm a professional
• 2:53:28
  adult. Aria, you can cut off a lot of dudes if
• 2:53:32
  you're dating, not dating, whatever, but like
• 2:53:34
  future. What's the age limit? Age limit? As far
• 2:53:39
  as youth. She just seems dangerous, man. Like,
• 2:53:42
  you know, she's fun and better. What's the youngest
• 2:53:46
  to the oldest? Tell myself right now. She seems
• 2:53:53
  like a sociopath. Like right now, at my age right
• 2:53:55
  now. Yeah, I would not date younger than 25,
• 2:53:59
  26. Oh, so I make the window. Why are you laughing?
• 2:54:06
  No, because I thought she was going to be on
• 2:54:08
  some like 35 to 57. Me too. Why is it weird that
• 2:54:14
  women want to date younger guys? They got stamina.
• 2:54:18
  Oh, no. I mean, I don't. I don't think I could.
• 2:54:20
  I don't know. I'm not going to get up here and
• 2:54:24
  lie. Okay. You like the power of being the male.
• 2:54:28
  Young men are very aggressive and they do not
• 2:54:31
  care how old I am. Wait, but Joy, I have to ask
• 2:54:35
  you because. What are you going to ask her? How
• 2:54:37
  she slept her way to the top and doesn't really
• 2:54:38
  have talent and that there are women that should
• 2:54:40
  have got the job, but they didn't sleep their
• 2:54:41
  way to the top. This is a whole thing with women.
• 2:54:44
  25 is a grown man. 25 is grown, I agree. Nah,
• 2:54:48
  you ain't about to have. me out here on some
• 2:54:49
  bullshit. 25 is a grown -ass man. That's a very
• 2:54:52
  good point. People like have this new thing about
• 2:54:55
  age gaps. It was cool like 10 years ago, but
• 2:54:57
  now people are like judging it. It's like, who
• 2:54:59
  cares? As long as you're not waiting outside
• 2:55:02
  of the high school with the cheerleader turning
• 2:55:04
  18, I think you're fine, honey. Nah, you ain't
• 2:55:08
  about to have me out here on some bullshit. 25
• 2:55:10
  is a grown -ass man. They're saying 25 -year
• 2:55:12
  -old men are where it's at. that's what i'm trying
• 2:55:15
  to say the women that i've been talking to like
• 2:55:18
  in their 30s late 30s they're like y 'all was
• 2:55:20
  are like these younger men they come they're
• 2:55:23
  intentional they come with it they're like not
• 2:55:26
  playing around they want to date you they like
• 2:55:29
  treat you like you're a goddess they appreciate
• 2:55:32
  you yeah older women are best that's why they're
• 2:55:34
  not brats like people that were born in 2000
• 2:55:36
  they talk life into you like i am I'm hearing
• 2:55:39
  that these younger men from all these women,
• 2:55:41
  they are where it's at. I've never dated a younger
• 2:55:44
  man before. You're missing out, honey. I've never
• 2:55:47
  wanted to. Oh, wow. Okay, so you're the judgmental
• 2:55:50
  person. Shut up. At this point, they're talking
• 2:55:54
  about... Is this the truth after dark? You're
• 2:55:56
  annoying. They're telling the truth. what i'm
• 2:55:58
  hearing and even like it's 20 i don't want to
• 2:56:01
  be clear here because i love how joy commands
• 2:56:03
  the room this broad keeps talking and joy is
• 2:56:05
  like my turn i'm not i don't like 25 is a grown
• 2:56:08
  man it's a grown man she also said my turn when
• 2:56:11
  she's having a train okay you're not don't worry
• 2:56:13
  about me on some bullshit what about it what
• 2:56:16
  else is non -negotiable for you um I'm less and
• 2:56:21
  less interested in religious men, if I'm being
• 2:56:22
  honest with you. Yeah, you know, they're like,
• 2:56:24
  don't you want to convert to the Lord? I told
• 2:56:27
  Paul this the other day. I'd rather convert to
• 2:56:30
  having an Android phone. You hit me with the
• 2:56:32
  man of God thing. But you say God a lot. It's
• 2:56:35
  because she's promiscuous and doesn't want to
• 2:56:37
  admit that she's committing sins. God? Oh, my
• 2:56:41
  God. Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, no. The only
• 2:56:43
  time she's praying is when she's going, oh, God.
• 2:56:46
  Oh, my God. It's different than being a man of
• 2:56:49
  God. If you're leading, I don't know. I've just
• 2:56:51
  had some negative. This woman will not let Joy
• 2:56:55
  talk. She's threatened. I've had some negative
• 2:56:59
  experiences with people that lead with their
• 2:57:02
  religion. Are you religious? Not really. I would
• 2:57:08
  say I'm a person of faith, but I was raised in
• 2:57:10
  a Baptist church. She was getting passed around
• 2:57:14
  in a church. Very, very religious family. It
• 2:57:17
  kind of makes you a little promiscuous. When
• 2:57:19
  you grow up in a family where they try to shame
• 2:57:22
  sex, it just blows up in their face. I don't
• 2:57:27
  think that just because you're a Christian that
• 2:57:29
  you are, you know, not living a good life. I'm
• 2:57:33
  just saying if that's the first thing that you
• 2:57:34
  bring to the table, it's a red flag for me. I
• 2:57:37
  love the comments below this on this Twitter
• 2:57:39
  video. People are like, she's promiscuous. She
• 2:57:41
  needs Jesus. I'm like, why did Twitter become
• 2:57:44
  so religious? It's fake conservatism. I feel
• 2:57:47
  like they're hiding behind their religion. Something
• 2:57:49
  happened with that before. That's what that happened.
• 2:57:52
  Multiple times. You might have a trigger behind
• 2:57:54
  that. I do. I'm acknowledging I'm triggered by
• 2:58:00
  this and it's become a red flag for me. You know
• 2:58:03
  that girl that brought up triggering. She's triggered.
• 2:58:06
  I'm not saying that if you believe in God that
• 2:58:08
  you are a red flag. You're a red flag, honey.
• 2:58:11
  Also, don't give a fuck. Just tell somebody else
• 2:58:14
  about it. She just seems like, you know, just
• 2:58:17
  kind of like during arguments, she doesn't shut
• 2:58:19
  up. I think for some men, they think that that's
• 2:58:21
  what women are looking for. Like looking for
• 2:58:23
  a good Christian man. Yeah. Yeah. The women that
• 2:58:26
  are actually worth wiping down, not girls that
• 2:58:28
  get passed around in an office like a blunt.
• 2:58:29
  And some people are, which is not me. So that's
• 2:58:33
  my thing about religion too. Like, like man may
• 2:58:37
  not like lead with it, but like. sound like some
• 2:58:40
  men needed to pull them out of places. Like when
• 2:58:43
  there's nothing else. Like I felt like religion
• 2:58:45
  like held me, pulled me out of some dark places.
• 2:58:47
  And like I believe. Religion or faith? Faith.
• 2:58:53
  Probably faith more so than like. To me those
• 2:58:56
  are two different things. Believing in God, having
• 2:58:58
  spirituality. Alright I'm chucked out. I'm annoyed
• 2:59:04
  by hearing her talk. Can you imagine dating her?
• 2:59:06
  Come on now. Hoppy Hour. It's time for Hoppy
• 2:59:16
  in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com. Hoppy Hour
• 2:59:23
  will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
• 2:59:26
  before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell
• 2:59:31
  is poop. And we'll call it a day.