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- 0:02Speaker 1: This morning freak show.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Bob had the panic this morning. Cops put on the
- 0:08Speaker 2: lights behind him, flying flying You thought you you thought
- 0:12Speaker 2: you were done. You thought you got caught, right, I thought.
- 0:14Speaker 2: I blew past him like a mile back. Yeah, that's
- 0:17Speaker 2: how fast they were coming up behind me. Okay, oh
- 0:19Speaker 2: they're coming to catch me now.
- 0:21Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 0:21Speaker 4: It's pouring rain, and all of a sudden, I just
- 0:23Speaker 4: see police lights everywhere. It got scared, right, dude. Car
- 0:26Speaker 4: on fire on seventy nine right before Bridgeville here. Yeah, this,
- 0:30Speaker 4: this is this must have just happened. By the way,
- 0:32Speaker 4: good morning. It's your friends Mike and Bob High we
- 0:34Speaker 4: showed up.
- 0:36Speaker 2: It must just happen because I didn't see a car
- 0:38Speaker 2: on fire when I came to work. Now, I got
- 0:40Speaker 2: off the exit like five o'clock. Yeah, you got off
- 0:43Speaker 2: the exit like five thirty ish, right right, yeah.
- 0:45Speaker 4: Yeah, And there's a car on fire. The fire trucks
- 0:48Speaker 4: out there.
- 0:49Speaker 1: Really what you saw it off?
- 0:52Speaker 3: On?
- 0:52Speaker 2: All?
- 0:52Speaker 4: I saw it goes down, it jumps down to one
- 0:55Speaker 4: lane too. I hope everybody's okay.
- 0:57Speaker 2: And all that car fire right on the Bridgeville eggs
- 1:00Speaker 2: here to start the morning.
- 1:01Speaker 1: You ever seen a car on fire before? It is
- 1:03Speaker 1: at your first car on fire. Yeah, I think it is. Yeah.
- 1:07Speaker 2: By the way, Bonnie Diver or traffic Lady already sent
- 1:10Speaker 2: the email. Dude, she did it again, she said, CARBQ.
- 1:14Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:15Speaker 2: Last time she did it, somebody died and we thought, well,
- 1:17Speaker 2: that's probably the last time she'll email CARBYQ, because she
- 1:20Speaker 2: had to follow it up with oh, it looks like, oh,
- 1:24Speaker 2: it looks like this is tragic. So I hope everybody's okay,
- 1:28Speaker 2: but uh, yes, CARBQ. I don't like calling him that
- 1:31Speaker 2: because somebody's car blew up on the right on Bridgeville
- 1:34Speaker 2: eggs of this morning and Bob coming into work, you know,
- 1:36Speaker 2: so hopefully they're okay and everything.
- 1:38Speaker 4: I thought it was me. I thought I was going down.
- 1:40Speaker 4: I thought the cops had me. Did you get sweaty?
- 1:42Speaker 2: Like I get doing something like that happens where I'm like, oh,
- 1:46Speaker 2: I got caught.
- 1:46Speaker 1: You know, your instant sweat.
- 1:48Speaker 4: I just start sweating in the zone, just going through
- 1:51Speaker 4: the motions driving to you.
- 1:52Speaker 1: I mean, you're paying attention, muscle memory. Yeah, pretty much
- 1:56Speaker 1: all of.
- 1:56Speaker 4: A sudden flying at me and she's like, what what
- 1:59Speaker 4: what I do?
- 2:01Speaker 1: Coming up next?
- 2:01Speaker 2: On the show, somebody saw something while they were driving
- 2:05Speaker 2: yesterday and it reminded them of us or they felt
- 2:09Speaker 2: like they needed to tell us. We will get to
- 2:12Speaker 2: that coming up next. And just let me tell you
- 2:14Speaker 2: we have so much to do on the show today.
- 2:16Speaker 2: Two chances to try to win Bruno Mars tickets seven
- 2:19Speaker 2: thirty and nine thirty, Kesha tickets eight thirty thousand dollars
- 2:23Speaker 2: in a trip to Vegas for our iHeartRadio Music Festival
- 2:26Speaker 2: nine ten, and Stealer Steelers preseason game against the Jets tomorrow.
- 2:35Speaker 2: We have your Steelers tickets this morning around eight fifty five.
- 2:38Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob ninety six, one.
- 2:40Speaker 2: Kiss, oh, rainy and went out there this morning, but
- 2:43Speaker 2: that's going to clear up later this afternoon. Highs today
- 2:46Speaker 2: in the mid seventies. It is Mikey, it is Bob
- 2:48Speaker 2: here on ninety six one kiss. Uh. Probably got some
- 2:51Speaker 2: kids going back to school again today too, as we
- 2:54Speaker 2: are in the back to school target region here where
- 2:57Speaker 2: people are just gonna be going back to school for
- 2:58Speaker 2: the next few weeks.
- 2:59Speaker 1: So well, come back. We're still here. Yeah, welcome back.
- 3:02Speaker 2: If you've missed us all summer, let's get to this
- 3:04Speaker 2: talkback message here. It's our Buddy, Bill from Brunswick, Ohio
- 3:08Speaker 2: talkback messages. All you need to do is get on
- 3:10Speaker 2: the free iHeartRadio app when you're streaming the station or
- 3:12Speaker 2: if you're Micing and Bob podcast listener, you just hit
- 3:14Speaker 2: that little microphone send us a talkback brought to us
- 3:17Speaker 2: by One Team Media.
- 3:18Speaker 5: Hey, Mucci and Bouchie, It's Bill from Brunswick, Ohio.
- 3:21Speaker 1: Hey, boys, I'm currently driving.
- 3:23Speaker 5: Well, I'm at a red light and this car in
- 3:26Speaker 5: front of me has the funniest sticker with this saying that.
- 3:30Speaker 5: I was like, I got Miking Bob because it's so
- 3:33Speaker 5: freaking funny.
- 3:34Speaker 6: It says I'm no chef, But boy, are D's sweaty?
- 3:42Speaker 1: Okay? I just thought you boys would like that. We do.
- 3:46Speaker 1: You're right, Bill, we do. We do like it. Boy
- 3:57Speaker 1: are the sweaty b Thank you?
- 4:03Speaker 2: You already got us laughing like idiots six o'clock in
- 4:05Speaker 2: the morning.
- 4:07Speaker 1: Yeah, you see that on somebody's.
- 4:09Speaker 2: Car, You gott it. You gotta let your boys know
- 4:12Speaker 2: that's a good one right there, all right. Coming up
- 4:14Speaker 2: next on the Showl, Mike McCarthy has his quarterback plan
- 4:19Speaker 2: for tomorrow.
- 4:20Speaker 1: Preseason Game number two.
- 4:23Speaker 4: Wasn't Mike McCarthy's car.
- 4:27Speaker 2: What is Mike McCarthy drive and does he have the
- 4:30Speaker 2: chef boyardy bumper sticker?
- 4:33Speaker 1: All right, McCarthy talking about the quarterback plan.
- 4:36Speaker 7: Next, Mikey and Bob podcast.
- 4:39Speaker 2: All right, let's hear from a weed Nico who listens
- 4:42Speaker 2: to the show all the way in the state of Washington.
- 4:54Speaker 7: Scream the Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeart Radio or
- 4:57Speaker 7: wherever you get your podcasts.
- 5:00Speaker 2: Those damn Pittsburgh Pirates made us feel something yesterday. Man,
- 5:03Speaker 2: just when I thought, just when I thought.
- 5:06Speaker 1: I was dead inside to the Pirates.
- 5:08Speaker 2: They make me feel something yesterday afternoon.
- 5:11Speaker 1: Wow, they did.
- 5:12Speaker 2: They really bought a win against the Tigers. They were
- 5:15Speaker 2: down by a run in the bottom of the night.
- 5:17Speaker 2: Rafael Flores comes up hits his second home run of
- 5:21Speaker 2: the game. And then here was Greg Brown on the
- 5:24Speaker 2: call sports at Pittsburgh as Brandon Lowe walks it off
- 5:27Speaker 2: with a home run in the bottom.
- 5:29Speaker 8: Of the night.
- 5:31Speaker 1: Brought the right field, tore the fall pole and it
- 5:36Speaker 1: has gone. Hits come they walk it off loud.
- 5:44Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, screw the s wind of the year
- 5:47Speaker 2: comes within the Safs. I'm just in here smiling because
- 5:51Speaker 2: I love that. I love it. I love when they
- 5:54Speaker 2: make us feel something. So Pirates get to win yesterday.
- 5:58Speaker 2: We could Hey, we could do this all the time. Yeah,
- 6:00Speaker 2: they're going on a long West coast road trip. They
- 6:03Speaker 2: got to play the Dodgers. This could get bad, Bob gotty,
- 6:05Speaker 2: we could do it. We could do this all the time,
- 6:07Speaker 2: longest road trip in the season. They're off today and
- 6:10Speaker 2: then nine games eleven days. They go to La San
- 6:13Speaker 2: Diego and Saint Louis. They play Friday against the Dodgers.
- 6:16Speaker 2: Bubba Chandler. It is Mikey and Bob here on ninety
- 6:18Speaker 2: six to one. Kiss. Let's get to Mike McCarthy because
- 6:21Speaker 2: you know, if you don't know yet, you're probably wondering, Hey,
- 6:24Speaker 2: what's the quarterback playing gonna be for this preseason game?
- 6:27Speaker 2: Because Aaron Rodgers didn't play in the first one. It
- 6:29Speaker 2: went Mason Rudolph, Will Howard, and then Drew Aller got
- 6:32Speaker 2: the second half. Drew Aller became the next big bet
- 6:35Speaker 2: in the second half of the first preseason game. So
- 6:38Speaker 2: Mike McCarthy's asked, you know which quarterbacks are gonna play?
- 6:41Speaker 9: Quarterbacks? Yeah, we're gonna play the two young guys for
- 6:43Speaker 9: the best game will be our focus. We'll hired Go first.
- 6:45Speaker 1: Sorry, we'll hired Go first. So it's just gonna be
- 6:47Speaker 1: Will hard and Drew Aller.
- 6:48Speaker 2: I like that, that's all he because he said, Hey,
- 6:52Speaker 2: Mason Rudolph, seeing where I need to see.
- 6:54Speaker 9: I think you understand. Are young Wimen gets to play
- 6:57Speaker 9: last year. You know, Drew's the first year player. They'll
- 7:00Speaker 9: have two veterans. I feel really good about obviously with
- 7:02Speaker 9: Aaron and Mason. I saw what I needed to see
- 7:05Speaker 9: from Mason last week. You know, I've talked about Mason
- 7:08Speaker 9: really since the spring, so I really want to max
- 7:11Speaker 9: out the opportunities with both Will, Will and.
- 7:14Speaker 2: All Right, so it's gonna be Will hired and Drew Aller.
- 7:17Speaker 2: So we'll probably gonna get first half and Drew Aller
- 7:19Speaker 2: is probably gonna get the second half. That's planned for tomorrow. Again, Well,
- 7:24Speaker 2: I mean, if you were talking about Mason Rudolph, he's
- 7:28Speaker 2: not excited. Listen, we are not gonna keep four quarterbacks.
- 7:33Speaker 1: It's like a liar tect. There is going to be
- 7:36Speaker 1: an odd man out here. Tell her to tell us
- 7:39Speaker 1: about Mason. Are you excited? And he doesn't mean, We're
- 7:41Speaker 1: just like oh we know the truth.
- 7:43Speaker 2: Yes, because as as you know, if you listen to
- 7:46Speaker 2: our show, we have we have just magnetized our brains
- 7:50Speaker 2: to Mike McCarthy interviews when he says, you know, he
- 7:52Speaker 2: goes mel Hard Hard, We're going to see what Will
- 7:58Speaker 2: Hire got all right, so it's gonna be Will Hard
- 8:02Speaker 2: Drew Aller.
- 8:03Speaker 1: I gotta be honest.
- 8:04Speaker 2: The second preseason game is more exciting than the first
- 8:06Speaker 2: one to meet now because we know, we get.
- 8:08Speaker 1: I know, Will Hard Drew Aller. I know, like I
- 8:10Speaker 1: want to see what happens here.
- 8:12Speaker 2: Drew Aller're gonna cook like he did in the first
- 8:14Speaker 2: preseason Hard gonna cook.
- 8:16Speaker 1: Dude, man, Hey, don't let Drew Aller cook again.
- 8:19Speaker 2: The Facebook comments will be annoying him at the next kick,
- 8:22Speaker 2: then they will be We got your chance at Steelers
- 8:25Speaker 2: tickets this morning around eight fifty five.
- 8:26Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob ninety kiss. I'm Mikey and Bob.
- 8:33Speaker 2: It just feels like Bruno Mars is gonna close out
- 8:35Speaker 2: our summer here in uh in Pittsburgh. He is playing
- 8:39Speaker 2: next Saturday, a massive show at Acker. Sure, we will
- 8:41Speaker 2: have your chance at Bruno Mars tickets this morning around
- 8:44Speaker 2: seven thirty and nine thirty. It is Mikey and Bob
- 8:47Speaker 2: on ninety six to one kiss. Of course, we are
- 8:49Speaker 2: in the back to school zone here by the way,
- 8:52Speaker 2: if you don't know, we are the official back to
- 8:54Speaker 2: school station.
- 8:55Speaker 1: Yeah, we have the title. We earned it.
- 8:57Speaker 2: Nobody else. It's us. We're the official back to school stay.
- 9:00Speaker 2: Welcome back kids. You know, we're in the target region
- 9:04Speaker 2: here where there's gonna be like a couple of weeks where.
- 9:05Speaker 1: Kids are just gonna be going back to school and everything.
- 9:08Speaker 2: Bob, your son Jack is a senior now at North Alleghany.
- 9:13Speaker 2: Yesterday we were talking about the pictures that your wife
- 9:16Speaker 2: Becka posted of Jack when he was, you know, first
- 9:19Speaker 2: day of kindergarten to senior year of high school. And
- 9:22Speaker 2: the one thing I noticed, and I think a lot
- 9:25Speaker 2: of people did, is that he was wearing a child's backpack,
- 9:29Speaker 2: a Lightning McQueen car's backpack. It's pretty great, yeah, as
- 9:33Speaker 2: a senior in high school. But let's get to this
- 9:35Speaker 2: talkback messager brought to us by the Pavement Group.
- 9:37Speaker 1: Good morning, my team, Big Bob.
- 9:39Speaker 4: It's Jess in Hawaii.
- 9:40Speaker 2: Jess in Hawaii, man, I'm telling you she's a injury
- 9:42Speaker 2: that lives in Hawaii just listens to our show.
- 9:45Speaker 10: I actually wanted to call when I heard about Jack's backpack.
- 9:48Speaker 11: It's all the rage.
- 9:49Speaker 4: They're all doing kid backpacks.
- 9:51Speaker 12: I'm sure you'll probably hear from your other teacher listeners.
- 9:53Speaker 1: But they all do it. They just love them. Oh man,
- 9:56Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 9:57Speaker 11: I don't know if it's a throwback.
- 9:58Speaker 4: I'm old.
- 9:59Speaker 1: I don't know what they're doing, but.
- 10:00Speaker 13: They all got them back back.
- 10:04Speaker 2: Birthday, birthdays, New Year's Day. Hey, the kids are gonna
- 10:07Speaker 2: be okay. I'll tell Jesus, like, I don't know what's
- 10:09Speaker 2: going on. If it's if it's happening in Hawaii too,
- 10:12Speaker 2: and Pittsburgh, that means it's everywhere.
- 10:14Speaker 1: We're one thousands of miles away.
- 10:15Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no correlation between spread across the nation.
- 10:19Speaker 1: Pittsburgh and Hawaiian caves might be okay. I think they
- 10:22Speaker 1: are okay.
- 10:23Speaker 2: I think they probably just look around at the state
- 10:25Speaker 2: of everything and you just go, you know what I mean.
- 10:28Speaker 2: It's it's very much like me and you, Bob, we
- 10:31Speaker 2: we never really lost our child like whimsy. I don't
- 10:35Speaker 2: think we did. I think this job prevented us forever
- 10:38Speaker 2: having to grow up. Really, you know, we can still
- 10:40Speaker 2: laugh and be idiots like we were when we were
- 10:43Speaker 2: going to high school together. I think that's sort of
- 10:45Speaker 2: like just a way to be like, Yeah, ain't that serious?
- 10:49Speaker 2: Lightning McQueen backpack. I mean, it's not that serious. It's
- 10:53Speaker 2: not Listen, I have a Star Wars backpack. Can I
- 10:56Speaker 2: bring to work every single day? All your kids going
- 10:58Speaker 2: to school today? It's not that serious. And that's coming
- 11:01Speaker 2: from your official back to school's chinking. Oh my gosh,
- 11:04Speaker 2: you gots coming from any backpack you want. Your parents
- 11:08Speaker 2: want to take you to go, get that like generic
- 11:11Speaker 2: one color backpack.
- 11:12Speaker 1: Tell them not this year. We're doing it different this year.
- 11:18Speaker 1: And I'm a fully grown adult me.
- 11:21Speaker 2: I have a Star Wars backpack. Not only that, but
- 11:25Speaker 2: I got a little charms on it too.
- 11:27Speaker 1: Trink It's on one.
- 11:29Speaker 3: Piece trinket, more Star Wars trinkets, a Staypump, marshmallow Man
- 11:34Speaker 3: goes Busters drinking.
- 11:35Speaker 1: I got trinkets on my Whimsic Go backpack.
- 11:38Speaker 2: So you know what, kids, they're gonna be all right,
- 11:40Speaker 2: rock whatever backpack you want, because it's not that serious.
- 11:44Speaker 2: Oh trust me, life might get serious later down the road.
- 11:47Speaker 1: But rock that backpack. Do what you want, all right.
- 11:50Speaker 2: We will get to today in free show history coming
- 11:53Speaker 2: up next, and let me just tell you you gotta
- 11:55Speaker 2: stick around.
- 11:56Speaker 1: Around seven ten, we got a talk back message that.
- 11:59Speaker 2: Me and Bob. It just it has stopped us in
- 12:02Speaker 2: our tracks. Boggles the mind. It does have to do
- 12:07Speaker 2: with a toilet. Okay, we will get to that around
- 12:10Speaker 2: seven ten. It's Mikey and Bob. We have your chance
- 12:15Speaker 2: to win Bruno Mars tickets around seven thirty and nine
- 12:18Speaker 2: thirty this morning, your chance at one thousand dollars in
- 12:21Speaker 2: a full trip to Vegas for.
- 12:22Speaker 1: Our iHeartRadio Music Festival.
- 12:24Speaker 2: Around nine ten, and how bought some Stullers tickets for
- 12:28Speaker 2: tomorrow night's game at Acrasure against the Jets. We'll give
- 12:31Speaker 2: away some Steelers tickets around eight fifty five. It's Mikey
- 12:33Speaker 2: and Bob here on ninety six to one kiss. We
- 12:35Speaker 2: got a message earlier from our guy Bill from Brunswick, Ohio,
- 12:40Speaker 2: who saw a bumper sticker and thought of us.
- 12:43Speaker 1: This was the sticker.
- 12:44Speaker 6: I'm no chef, but boy r D's sweaty.
- 12:48Speaker 1: All right, let's get to this talkback message here, Bob.
- 12:51Speaker 8: This is LISSI love you guys. Following up with the
- 12:55Speaker 8: guy that called in about the sticker on the back
- 12:58Speaker 8: of a card. Yeah, that one for you. If you're
- 13:01Speaker 8: gonna ride my ass, at least buy me a drink first.
- 13:04Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna do the bumper sticker show today. Then wait,
- 13:09Speaker 1: does she have that on her car? I don't know.
- 13:11Speaker 2: I think she may have just seen one like that.
- 13:14Speaker 2: Maybe that's what it is. I I don't know. All right,
- 13:17Speaker 2: let me get into a quick talkback message here, because
- 13:19Speaker 2: we are about to get into today in Freak Show
- 13:22Speaker 2: history right around seven o'clock right now, it's always where
- 13:25Speaker 2: we take you back to a moment in the show.
- 13:26Speaker 2: It sort of made us laugh, made us smile. Let
- 13:29Speaker 2: me get to this message.
- 13:30Speaker 12: Hey, guys, I was just thinking about Hi, miss Aileen
- 13:33Speaker 12: from Blonax.
- 13:34Speaker 11: I hope she's doing well.
- 13:35Speaker 2: Okay, Well, yeah, I from Blonax used to call our
- 13:38Speaker 2: show almost every day, and then one day she just
- 13:41Speaker 2: stopped calling and.
- 13:42Speaker 1: We sort of lost touch with her.
- 13:44Speaker 2: But let's get to this for today in Freak Show History.
- 13:47Speaker 2: Today history, we take you back to when Bob found
- 14:03Speaker 2: Big Turtle mating on the Internet, and then we had
- 14:06Speaker 2: Eileen from Blonnaks making.
- 14:08Speaker 1: Turtle mating noises.
- 14:18Speaker 2: Now, you know the lady that calls our show every day,
- 14:20Speaker 2: Iileen from Blonnox. She's on the phone, Aileen, can you
- 14:23Speaker 2: make noises like the turtles.
- 14:25Speaker 11: That's gonna be hard.
- 14:26Speaker 2: Let's do some practice. Here's what the turtle sounds like. Okay,
- 14:34Speaker 2: try it, Ah, hold on, Okay, go ahead, your turn.
- 14:46Speaker 1: Ah, I'm a lean a turtle. Baby.
- 14:51Speaker 14: Oh no ah Ah, let's do it, baby.
- 15:06Speaker 11: Ah.
- 15:09Speaker 2: We got your chance to go the Stoller game tomorrow.
- 15:12Speaker 2: It's gonna be uh will hard in the first half.
- 15:15Speaker 2: It looks like and Drew Aller in the second half. No, no,
- 15:19Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers or Mason Rudolph around eight to fifty five
- 15:23Speaker 2: your chance at Steelers tickets.
- 15:24Speaker 1: This morning here with Mikey and Bob, it's ninety six
- 15:26Speaker 1: to one. Kiss.
- 15:28Speaker 2: I want everybody to really listen to what we are
- 15:31Speaker 2: about to play on the show.
- 15:32Speaker 1: We got a talkback message from this woman who's.
- 15:35Speaker 2: Sort of just wondering, Hey, is this a normal thing
- 15:40Speaker 2: for my man to do?
- 15:42Speaker 1: Right?
- 15:42Speaker 4: Okay, I think it stunned her as much as it
- 15:45Speaker 4: stunned us when we first heard it.
- 15:47Speaker 1: Here.
- 15:47Speaker 2: All right, let's get to this talkback message. Of course
- 15:49Speaker 2: you can be part of the show. Some of you
- 15:51Speaker 2: might react to this call. Maybe me and Bob are
- 15:55Speaker 2: off and we don't realize if this is a normal thing, being.
- 16:00Speaker 1: We've been off before.
- 16:02Speaker 4: I feel like when we first started to talking about
- 16:03Speaker 4: standing wipers, I just like, that's really rare, and then
- 16:08Speaker 4: it became no, it's not a lot of people do it.
- 16:11Speaker 1: All right, let's get to this message here, Mike Bob, I.
- 16:14Speaker 12: Have a serious conversation that needs to be debated on
- 16:19Speaker 12: the show because I don't know where else in the
- 16:21Speaker 12: world that I would actually.
- 16:23Speaker 11: Debate this thing.
- 16:24Speaker 1: Oh yeah, trust me, She's come to the right place
- 16:26Speaker 1: for her.
- 16:27Speaker 4: She's right though, Like what you're about to hear, it
- 16:30Speaker 4: is not something you talk to your parents about or
- 16:32Speaker 4: you're a family member. It's a Mike and Bob situation
- 16:35Speaker 4: right here. You might not want to tell your friends
- 16:37Speaker 4: even about it. Mike and Bob situation.
- 16:39Speaker 15: Right Yeah.
- 16:39Speaker 12: Recently found out the guy that I'm dating is a
- 16:43Speaker 12: standing wiper.
- 16:44Speaker 2: Okay, now we're okay with that. All right, She's dating
- 16:47Speaker 2: a standing wiper. We standing wipers are amongst us.
- 16:51Speaker 1: Okay.
- 16:52Speaker 12: Now, not only are we there, but he's also a
- 16:56Speaker 12: bull center, so lifting up the toilet seat to sit.
- 17:01Speaker 11: On the bowl to poop.
- 17:03Speaker 12: Now it's not for away games, it's only for at
- 17:07Speaker 12: home games. However, I still think it's absolutely ridiculous. The
- 17:13Speaker 12: rationale is it's kind of like a squatty potty where
- 17:17Speaker 12: you're closer to the ground. I just I really need
- 17:20Speaker 12: to understand if there's anyone else in the world that
- 17:23Speaker 12: actually does this or or not, because I'm concerned.
- 17:29Speaker 1: I gotta be honest.
- 17:30Speaker 4: I mean, i'd be concerned too if it's somebody you've
- 17:33Speaker 4: been dating for a while and you felt like you
- 17:36Speaker 4: know everything about them. So this they lit the toilet
- 17:40Speaker 4: seat and sit in the bowl. They sit in the
- 17:42Speaker 4: ball like on the cold toilet. They're doing cheek on toilet.
- 17:47Speaker 4: There is no seat separating cheek from toilet. I got
- 17:51Speaker 4: a pretty big backside, right, Okay, I don't even know
- 17:55Speaker 4: if my backside could full fill a toilet bowl where
- 17:57Speaker 4: it's like cheeks on the bowl, like I feel like
- 18:00Speaker 4: you're dipping in No matter.
- 18:01Speaker 1: What it's it's a lot to really think about.
- 18:06Speaker 2: I've never heard of somebody that lifts up like both
- 18:10Speaker 2: seats right and then just bare asses a toilet to
- 18:14Speaker 2: go to the bathroom.
- 18:15Speaker 4: Oh, he only does it at home. Ah, No, I
- 18:19Speaker 4: walked in. He's up there, perch, perched like an owl.
- 18:22Speaker 1: He's sitting in pete. I don't care. He's sitting in pea.
- 18:26Speaker 1: He's sitting in pee. That's that's the He is sitting
- 18:29Speaker 1: in pea and he doesn't care. Stunned. Does he clean
- 18:31Speaker 1: the toilet every single time?
- 18:33Speaker 2: No?
- 18:34Speaker 1: If he does, he's not doing it good enough. I mean,
- 18:37Speaker 1: if you're hurt, he got to question everything. It's that
- 18:40Speaker 1: is one of those things that might be a deal breaker.
- 18:43Speaker 2: Honestly, he might be a nice guy, might have a
- 18:45Speaker 2: good job, take care of you and everything. But if
- 18:47Speaker 2: he sits bare ass on a cold toilet seat, I
- 18:50Speaker 2: don't know.
- 18:50Speaker 4: There's no way he's not dipping in the water either
- 18:52Speaker 4: without a seat being there.
- 18:54Speaker 1: Dude, he's so close to the water.
- 18:56Speaker 2: Do you know this, I'm saying, the splashback alone he
- 18:59Speaker 2: gets he would need a shower after every eat.
- 19:02Speaker 1: This is bad? Like this site? Are we off on this?
- 19:04Speaker 4: This the work you'd have to have like circus act,
- 19:07Speaker 4: like balance, Like there's no way you could just go
- 19:10Speaker 4: in there, sit down and just balance yourself perfectly sitting
- 19:14Speaker 4: on the bowl.
- 19:15Speaker 2: I never want my butt cheeks to hit the actual
- 19:17Speaker 2: toilet seat, like the toilet, not even the seat, the toilet,
- 19:22Speaker 2: the cold ring toilet.
- 19:24Speaker 1: What is may Maybe we're off, No, I don't. Maybe
- 19:29Speaker 1: we're off, Maybe we're all right, Maybe we're the weird one.
- 19:33Speaker 2: Okay, send your toilet talkback messages to the free iHeartRadio app.
- 19:38Speaker 2: Coming up next, we'll hear from the Steelers quarterbacks that
- 19:41Speaker 2: will be playing tomorrow night, Will Hard and Drew Allery.
- 19:44Speaker 4: We're all gonna need a follow up from this lady.
- 19:46Speaker 4: By the way, just like where do you go from here?
- 19:48Speaker 2: Man? We need so much more from you, Okay, details
- 19:53Speaker 2: like did.
- 19:53Speaker 1: You walk in and that was happening? You're like, how
- 19:55Speaker 1: did this come up? Like, yeah, we need follow ups
- 19:58Speaker 1: now too. How long was that relation? All right?
- 20:00Speaker 2: We'll hear from Steelers quarterbacks around seven to twenty five,
- 20:03Speaker 2: Your chance at Steelers tickets around eight fifty five, and
- 20:07Speaker 2: two chances at Bruno Mars tickets seven thirty and nine thirty.
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- 20:26Speaker 2: on ninety six to one kiss, It's.
- 20:27Speaker 1: Mikey and Bob.
- 20:28Speaker 2: We will also get to some of your messages about
- 20:31Speaker 2: the toilet bull sitter.
- 20:33Speaker 1: We got this message a little earlier.
- 20:35Speaker 12: He's also a bull center, so lifting up the toilet
- 20:39Speaker 12: seat to sit on the bowl too.
- 20:41Speaker 2: Yeah, her man is not using a toilet seat, He's
- 20:44Speaker 2: sitting bear assd on the toilet. So we will get
- 20:47Speaker 2: to some of your reactions to that coming up next
- 20:52Speaker 2: here on ninety six one kiss. Right now, though, Bob,
- 20:57Speaker 2: it's tarting to milk this Steelers content. Buddy, oh, got
- 21:00Speaker 2: second preseason game coming up. Mike McCarthy says, Will hard
- 21:04Speaker 2: gets the first half, Drew Aller gets the second half.
- 21:07Speaker 2: No Aaron Rodgers, no Mason Rudolph. I'm kind of excited
- 21:10Speaker 2: for it. And it's time to milk melt, melt, melt, melt.
- 21:15Speaker 1: The Steelers content.
- 21:16Speaker 2: We mil mil.
- 21:18Speaker 1: Milk the Steelers content. Here's Will hard Man, He's gonna
- 21:23Speaker 1: be the starting.
- 21:24Speaker 2: Quarterback tomorrow on Act for sure. Here's Will hard talking
- 21:27Speaker 2: about it.
- 21:28Speaker 13: I mean, any any opportunity I get to go out
- 21:30Speaker 13: there as a special build. You know, obviously when you're
- 21:32Speaker 13: when you know you're going into the game as you
- 21:34Speaker 13: know the guy that's starting to you know, it's just
- 21:35Speaker 13: dipping level of anticipation and no excitement that comes with that.
- 21:41Speaker 13: But yeah, man, it's it's it's a blessing. And you know,
- 21:43Speaker 13: I know, you know, we got a lot of good,
- 21:45Speaker 13: good quarterbacks on this roster, so to be able to
- 21:47Speaker 13: get start in this game is as an as an
- 21:50Speaker 13: honored call.
- 21:50Speaker 1: Man, we get will hard for an entire half. He
- 21:53Speaker 1: fired up starting the game. Man, oh man, belt mouth,
- 21:57Speaker 1: mouth melt.
- 21:58Speaker 2: The Steeler's God damn it. Now Drew Aller's getting the
- 22:02Speaker 2: second half. First preseason game. He turned into peak the
- 22:06Speaker 2: big Ben. Right, he's been next Well, people were saying, right,
- 22:11Speaker 2: let's hear it, Drew Aller, Drew Aller, He's getting the
- 22:14Speaker 2: second half and everything he's talking about that opportunity.
- 22:17Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, very excited. Anytime you get a chance.
- 22:19Speaker 9: To go out and play football in general, it's an
- 22:21Speaker 9: opportunity of that, you know, I won't take for granted.
- 22:23Speaker 1: So I'm looking forward to it.
- 22:25Speaker 9: And then you know, just building off of the success
- 22:27Speaker 9: that we all had last.
- 22:28Speaker 2: Week, just to go, oh man, we get little hard
- 22:31Speaker 2: in the first half, we get Drew Aller in the
- 22:34Speaker 2: second half.
- 22:34Speaker 1: No Aaron Rodgers, no Mason Rudolph. Just let those young
- 22:38Speaker 1: guys sling it.
- 22:40Speaker 2: Melt melt, the Steelers cut damn.
- 22:43Speaker 1: Milt Milt, Milt, milk melt, the Steelers cut damn. Here's
- 22:47Speaker 1: your chance at Bruno Mars tickets. Bob.
- 22:50Speaker 2: I feel like this show could alter an entire relationship.
- 22:56Speaker 1: This is more. There's no way right, there's no wild.
- 23:01Speaker 2: It's mike Yabob here on ninety six to one kiss.
- 23:03Speaker 2: Cloudy and rainy, this morning, clears up, this afternoon. Highs
- 23:06Speaker 2: today in the mid seventies. It's Mike Yabob on ninety
- 23:10Speaker 2: six to one Kiss.
- 23:11Speaker 1: Now. Earlier, we got a talkback message.
- 23:14Speaker 11: Uh.
- 23:14Speaker 2: She was leaving a message about her man that just
- 23:18Speaker 2: how he sits on their toilet at home to go
- 23:22Speaker 2: to the bathroom.
- 23:23Speaker 12: He's also a bull center, so lifting up the toilet
- 23:27Speaker 12: seat to sit on the bowl too.
- 23:30Speaker 1: He doesn't use the toilet seat.
- 23:32Speaker 4: I didn't know that he lives both of the seats
- 23:35Speaker 4: off fits in the bowl.
- 23:36Speaker 2: The lid and then he sits on the cold toilet seat.
- 23:40Speaker 1: All right, let's get to these talkback messages here.
- 23:42Speaker 2: You can send him through the free iHeartRadio app brought
- 23:44Speaker 2: to us by the Pavement group.
- 23:46Speaker 1: Mikey, It's Malia.
- 23:48Speaker 16: I am dying at the guy who sits.
- 23:52Speaker 4: On the bowl.
- 23:53Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, to go number two. Yeah, he is piggy
- 23:56Speaker 1: dipping in the piggy pond. That isn't crazy. She needs
- 24:01Speaker 1: to break up with him immediately.
- 24:03Speaker 2: I gotta be honest. I don't man. Sometimes you know
- 24:07Speaker 2: when you get the ick, Yeah, yeah, there's no coming back.
- 24:11Speaker 2: I don't know if this is more like women about
- 24:14Speaker 2: men or but I feel like.
- 24:16Speaker 1: Once you get the ick, there's no going back.
- 24:19Speaker 4: This is the perfect, perfect example of like he's a
- 24:22Speaker 4: ten buddy's piggy dipping in the piggy pot.
- 24:26Speaker 2: Do this guy could be out of her league. Still,
- 24:29Speaker 2: I feel like you gotta break up with him.
- 24:31Speaker 1: Morning Fellas, corn hold Joe here, So you guys were
- 24:35Speaker 1: talking about the guy who doesn't sit on the toilet
- 24:38Speaker 1: seat rather squats down in the bowl.
- 24:39Speaker 17: And I get squatting down in the bowl because I
- 24:41Speaker 17: think technically, if your knees are up towards your chest.
- 24:45Speaker 17: I think it's easier to make bowel movements that way.
- 24:49Speaker 17: But then if the dude had a B day, how
- 24:52Speaker 17: would that work? Would he literally be sitting on the
- 24:54Speaker 17: hozzle's getting sprayed right up in and do it his stupa?
- 24:58Speaker 17: How would that work?
- 25:00Speaker 1: Do you think this guy has a bedey?
- 25:02Speaker 2: There's no way he has ADET, No way, there's no
- 25:04Speaker 2: guy has This guy does not care how clean his
- 25:07Speaker 2: ass at all. He's sitting in the ball where he's
- 25:10Speaker 2: on the toilet. We're years away from ADET.
- 25:13Speaker 1: Get to this roone.
- 25:14Speaker 18: Here's boys Papa hack hair listening to the show about
- 25:17Speaker 18: the guy sitting on the toilet seat itself.
- 25:21Speaker 1: Stunning morning here.
- 25:22Speaker 18: I don't know, man, Uh, that's that's a whole another
- 25:26Speaker 18: ballpark ie. Like when you go to the bathroom, imagine
- 25:30Speaker 18: like having one of those like talk of bell meals
- 25:33Speaker 18: and you're still.
- 25:34Speaker 1: Sitting down there.
- 25:35Speaker 18: The backsplash alone would be like the Pittsburgh punge hitting
- 25:38Speaker 18: you like it's just it's not safe.
- 25:42Speaker 2: It's not safe, it's not sanitary. He loves the water.
- 25:45Speaker 2: And Kennywood, man, kid, we got Kenny Wood at home.
- 25:50Speaker 1: That situation.
- 25:52Speaker 3: He's been sitting on the toilet ever since he got
- 25:55Speaker 3: rid of the log damn never taking the logjammer away
- 25:58Speaker 3: from him. All right, your gents at Steelers tickets coming
- 26:06Speaker 3: up around eight fifty five.
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- 27:29Speaker 2: on ninety six to one.
- 27:30Speaker 1: Kiss Bab. There was some pretty big breaking news overnight
- 27:35Speaker 1: that has to do with the medical field.
- 27:37Speaker 2: Let me get to this something together right now, it's
- 27:41Speaker 2: time to find that Why the hell is this treating
- 27:44Speaker 2: with Mikey and bad.
- 27:46Speaker 1: We beat melanoma overnight? Science happened overnight.
- 27:50Speaker 2: Merk and Maderna saying mRNA vaccine shows promise in preventing
- 27:55Speaker 2: the recurrence of melanoma.
- 27:59Speaker 4: Yeah, it's in like the age three trial, Yeah, which
- 28:02Speaker 4: is a big deal.
- 28:03Speaker 2: The stock the stock went through the roof, right, that's
- 28:06Speaker 2: yeah what it is.
- 28:07Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why it became such a huge story.
- 28:09Speaker 4: It's still in the Stage three trial, but I guess yeah,
- 28:12Speaker 4: it's for people that have previously had melanoma.
- 28:15Speaker 1: Yeah, deadliest form of skin cancer by the way, melanoma. Right.
- 28:18Speaker 4: It trains your immune system. This vaccine trains your immune
- 28:22Speaker 4: system to kill cancer cells. Yeah, awesome.
- 28:25Speaker 2: It also says the treatment is in clinical trials for lung, bladder,
- 28:29Speaker 2: pancreatis and kidney cancer.
- 28:30Speaker 1: Is awesome.
- 28:31Speaker 2: No, hey, it's one of those things that like if
- 28:35Speaker 2: we figure this out in cure cancer in our lifetime,
- 28:39Speaker 2: like all right, check that off. Okay, that's not getting me,
- 28:44Speaker 2: then right, something else, Well, but that's.
- 28:46Speaker 1: Not gonna be it.
- 28:47Speaker 2: So yeah, obviously it seems like a pretty big medical
- 28:50Speaker 2: breakthrough that was announced overnight. The DEA is now getting
- 28:56Speaker 2: into the investigation and the death of actor Hayden Panitieri.
- 29:01Speaker 1: Uh.
- 29:02Speaker 2: They are getting together with the Corner's office and the
- 29:05Speaker 2: police departments.
- 29:07Speaker 4: Info I just find out about. It reminds me of
- 29:10Speaker 4: remember when Britney Murphy passed away.
- 29:12Speaker 2: And this story is weird, right and the dude you
- 29:16Speaker 2: sent me a TikTok yesterday you were down the wormhole.
- 29:19Speaker 4: Dude, Once you watch one, it leads you to twenty.
- 29:21Speaker 4: I know there's a lot of conspiracies going on about.
- 29:24Speaker 1: Boyfriend and your family life, and like.
- 29:26Speaker 2: Famous people on a yacht and there's a lot going
- 29:29Speaker 2: on with that story.
- 29:30Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird.
- 29:32Speaker 2: Man, Like, I feel like as a society, we don't
- 29:35Speaker 2: get the right people help when they need it, and
- 29:37Speaker 2: then when something like this happens, when they passed away,
- 29:39Speaker 2: we're all just like, oh, man, somebody should have done
- 29:41Speaker 2: something really needed help.
- 29:42Speaker 1: No, nobody, nobody helped, took advantage and took advantage over
- 29:47Speaker 1: and over again. Big show on Netflix.
- 29:49Speaker 2: The fifth and final season starts streaming today, Outer Banks
- 29:54Speaker 2: and Outer Banks is working on a prequel now, so
- 29:58Speaker 2: it'll end with this fifth and five season on Netflix,
- 30:01Speaker 2: and the creators are working on a script now that'll
- 30:03Speaker 2: take place twenty years before the events of Outer Banks.
- 30:07Speaker 2: I gotta be honest, that show seems to have cooked
- 30:10Speaker 2: for five seasons.
- 30:12Speaker 1: I might, I might tap in. WHOA. I'm just saying, like,
- 30:15Speaker 1: it's a solid show. It went five seasons. It's you know,
- 30:19Speaker 1: find out what this all about. Yeah, before you get
- 30:21Speaker 1: to the prequel.
- 30:22Speaker 2: Maybe maybe let me tell you one show that I
- 30:25Speaker 2: watched from start to finish. It was a great show,
- 30:28Speaker 2: Sons of Anarchy, that biker show on FX. Yeah, right,
- 30:32Speaker 2: that ended in twenty fourteen, so it's been off for
- 30:37Speaker 2: twelve years now.
- 30:38Speaker 1: Charlie Huntum was sort of the lead on that show.
- 30:42Speaker 2: He is now going to write, create, and start in
- 30:45Speaker 2: FX's legends, which like, prepare yourself for this one. Even
- 30:51Speaker 2: if you never watched Sons of Anarchy and the Biker
- 30:54Speaker 2: Gang Show and all that, this is wild. This sounds
- 30:58Speaker 2: like something that I do not want anything to do
- 31:01Speaker 2: with at all.
- 31:02Speaker 1: Okay.
- 31:02Speaker 2: The official line for this show says, when the cast
- 31:06Speaker 2: of Sons of Anarchy reunites at a fan convention after
- 31:10Speaker 2: more than a decade.
- 31:11Speaker 1: The line between life and art.
- 31:13Speaker 2: Blurs as the fractured brotherhood finds itself up against a
- 31:17Speaker 2: real world threat more dangerous than anything they ever.
- 31:20Speaker 1: Faced in the show.
- 31:22Speaker 2: Stupid, Like they're gonna make the characters like they're real actors,
- 31:27Speaker 2: and like, hey, they're at a Sons of Anarchy and
- 31:30Speaker 2: then a Biker Dame show.
- 31:31Speaker 1: How dumb is it? What that's not gonna be good?
- 31:35Speaker 4: Wait, they're not gonna be their characters. They're gonna make
- 31:37Speaker 4: them like a fan fest is gonna be Charlie Huntum,
- 31:41Speaker 4: And then you won't believe what happens next.
- 31:44Speaker 1: So dumb why would you do that. Don't ruin the
- 31:47Speaker 1: legacy of Son's anarchy. It's weird. By the way, that
- 31:49Speaker 1: was a great show.
- 31:50Speaker 2: Law and Order SVU has hinted at a return of
- 31:54Speaker 2: Elliott'stabler Oh my goshs in they should never have been
- 31:59Speaker 2: split and bring him back and make them kiss SBU
- 32:02Speaker 2: is gonna return for the twenty eighth season in October.
- 32:06Speaker 19: Uh.
- 32:06Speaker 1: There are rumors.
- 32:07Speaker 2: Executive producer confirmed that Christopher Maloney he has met with
- 32:11Speaker 2: the show runner and it looks like Stabler could be.
- 32:14Speaker 4: Coming back for some action. I feel like I watched
- 32:17Speaker 4: when he left the show. I remember that being like
- 32:19Speaker 4: a huge deal. Yeah yeah, and I feel like it
- 32:21Speaker 4: left with those two wanting to date each other and yeah,
- 32:24Speaker 4: it's just.
- 32:25Speaker 1: Like, well it's not gonna work out now.
- 32:26Speaker 2: He was on Law and Order Organized Crime that lasted
- 32:29Speaker 2: for like, you know, it's pretty good five seasons like that.
- 32:32Speaker 1: Yeah, they stopped that, so we could have Stabler and
- 32:35Speaker 1: Benson back at it.
- 32:36Speaker 4: I mean, if whatever Law and Order SUV solving crimes
- 32:42Speaker 4: and the sexual tension Law and Order.
- 32:45Speaker 2: SUV, it's just somebody in a hummer that just runs
- 32:48Speaker 2: people over, Like I don't know what Law and Order SVU.
- 32:52Speaker 2: We gotta get Stabler back in Benson and that's how
- 32:56Speaker 2: that show needs to end, right, So yeah, we will
- 33:00Speaker 2: have your chance at Steelers tickets coming up this morning
- 33:02Speaker 2: around eight fifty five Kesha tickets if you want to
- 33:05Speaker 2: go see her coming up on Tuesday, we'll have those
- 33:07Speaker 2: tickets around eight thirty, and another chance at Bruno Mars
- 33:10Speaker 2: around nine thirty.
- 33:11Speaker 1: It's Mike and Bob.
- 33:13Speaker 2: Over the weekend, Prince Harry and Megan Markel informed King
- 33:22Speaker 2: Charles that they're going back to the UK.
- 33:26Speaker 1: Oh no, good run.
- 33:30Speaker 2: That last to hear about five or six years or so.
- 33:32Speaker 2: So they're taking their kids back to the UK.
- 33:35Speaker 4: Didn't Netflix throw them a bunch of money thinking they're
- 33:38Speaker 4: going to be like the.
- 33:39Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody was gonna like show and stuff like that. Yeah,
- 33:43Speaker 2: it's gonna be a big deal. I just like, yeah,
- 33:45Speaker 2: I mean, we do care about the royal family. Some
- 33:49Speaker 2: people really do.
- 33:50Speaker 4: Yeah, some people are really into it, and that's cool
- 33:52Speaker 4: if that's your thing, but like, yeah, see it.
- 33:55Speaker 2: I didn't really care and I didn't really understand it
- 33:57Speaker 2: until I started watching The Crown on Netflix, and then
- 34:00Speaker 2: I'm just like any royal family news I'm kind of
- 34:03Speaker 2: all in on, you know, and then you figure out.
- 34:06Speaker 1: Just are you sad to see them go? Then?
- 34:08Speaker 2: No, honestly, they probably looked around and they're just like, yeah,
- 34:12Speaker 2: maybe we should go back. They're just like, yeah, maybe
- 34:15Speaker 2: we should raise our kids in the UK rather than
- 34:17Speaker 2: the country we're currently And so, yeah, I don't know
- 34:20Speaker 2: if I blame them, Man, I don't know if I
- 34:22Speaker 2: blame them, you know, and maybe just missed home.
- 34:24Speaker 1: That's it.
- 34:25Speaker 2: It's Mike, you Bob here on ninety six to one.
- 34:27Speaker 2: Kiss Listen, the toilet sitter has taken over our show.
- 34:31Speaker 2: We are stunned. You all are stunned. This was the
- 34:34Speaker 2: message we got earlier.
- 34:35Speaker 12: Miike Bob, I have a serious conversation that needs to
- 34:41Speaker 12: be debated on the show because they don't know where
- 34:43Speaker 12: else in the world that I would actually.
- 34:45Speaker 11: Debate this thing.
- 34:47Speaker 1: She's right, it's here.
- 34:48Speaker 12: Recently found out the guy that I'm dating is a
- 34:51Speaker 12: standing wifer.
- 34:52Speaker 1: That's fine.
- 34:53Speaker 12: Not only are we there, but he's also a bull
- 34:57Speaker 12: center not fine. So lifting up the toilet seat to
- 35:01Speaker 12: sit on the bowl with to poo.
- 35:03Speaker 2: Okay, now he doesn't do it in public restrooms. He
- 35:06Speaker 2: only does it at home, but it seems absolutely.
- 35:09Speaker 1: On I've never even heard of it before today.
- 35:12Speaker 2: Let's get to these talkback messages brought to us by
- 35:14Speaker 2: the Pavement Group.
- 35:14Speaker 12: You know, there's usually some weird debating on.
- 35:17Speaker 20: This show, but yeah, there is whether or not.
- 35:20Speaker 18: Sitting on eggs cold as toilet bowl, not even the
- 35:25Speaker 18: toilet bowl.
- 35:25Speaker 9: It's absolutely diabology.
- 35:28Speaker 2: It is.
- 35:29Speaker 5: I don't know anybody that did.
- 35:32Speaker 2: You know, dirty and nasty, that's.
- 35:40Speaker 17: Growth.
- 35:41Speaker 2: That's not Bob's birthday, thank you. Bob's birthday is New
- 35:44Speaker 2: Year's Day. Yeah, it's gross. There's no way you can
- 35:47Speaker 2: disinfect the toilet seat every single time you sit down
- 35:50Speaker 2: and go there.
- 35:50Speaker 1: I just don't.
- 35:51Speaker 4: This is the logistics of its mind boggling when you
- 35:54Speaker 4: really think about it.
- 35:55Speaker 2: I know, and we're all piling on this guy because
- 35:57Speaker 2: we're just like, hey, you got to leave this guy.
- 35:59Speaker 1: If they it's it's not he's.
- 36:01Speaker 2: Sitting bare assd on the toilet. Imagine how she feels.
- 36:05Speaker 2: I know she was like, hey, I thought I thought
- 36:07Speaker 2: I knew you.
- 36:08Speaker 1: Is this bad? It's like bad, run away from this guy.
- 36:12Speaker 2: I'm still not over the toilet bowl thing, because like,
- 36:16Speaker 2: how do you even balance well, you're trying to.
- 36:19Speaker 1: Do your I don't know how do you balance? I
- 36:22Speaker 1: don't know how that works.
- 36:24Speaker 2: I agree he needs to break up immediately, like yesterday,
- 36:29Speaker 2: like as soon as she got out.
- 36:30Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 36:31Speaker 2: Usually I'm not for Hey, you should break up. You're
- 36:33Speaker 2: in a bad situation. This is one where it looks
- 36:37Speaker 2: like we're all together. I'm just like, hey, it's time
- 36:39Speaker 2: to find a new man.
- 36:40Speaker 1: It's the toilet seat and then get in the bowl.
- 36:42Speaker 2: I just what he sits sitting on this seat, like
- 36:46Speaker 2: just the the baby.
- 36:48Speaker 1: Cold porcelain toilet. There's no way his cheeks don't like
- 36:53Speaker 1: slip in every you know, he's definitely slid one way,
- 36:58Speaker 1: ended up in the water. You could pull a muscle
- 37:01Speaker 1: real easily like that. And I know people are talking about, well,
- 37:04Speaker 1: it's better if.
- 37:04Speaker 4: You get leg cramp, you're going in. You're probably, yeah,
- 37:09Speaker 4: you're going in, probably going down, dipping.
- 37:11Speaker 1: In the pond.
- 37:13Speaker 2: Just buy a squatty potty if you're one of those
- 37:15Speaker 2: people who wants to put with their poop with their.
- 37:17Speaker 1: Legs up, that's what I do. Squatty potty at home,
- 37:20Speaker 1: right that your legs gets you in the same position.
- 37:22Speaker 1: But use the seat, my god, use the seat. All right,
- 37:25Speaker 1: let's get to another one here.
- 37:26Speaker 2: Hey, guys, Jamie the SLP here, did we miss that
- 37:30Speaker 2: that she says that he's a bull sitter bolster.
- 37:34Speaker 6: Like that's the thing.
- 37:35Speaker 1: I yeah, surely not, surely not.
- 37:38Speaker 12: There are not people that are bullsitting this one R
- 37:41Speaker 12: eight absolutely just either of a man.
- 37:45Speaker 2: Of a man like I'm starting to feel bad for
- 37:48Speaker 2: this woman who left us the messages like, hey, this
- 37:51Speaker 2: is weird, right her.
- 37:52Speaker 4: Message she she searched for a word to call him
- 37:56Speaker 4: of a man a man?
- 37:58Speaker 2: All right, your chance at Casha tickets for Tuesday at.
- 38:00Speaker 1: Star Light coming up around eight thirty.
- 38:03Speaker 2: We got Steelers tickets for tomorrow's preseason game around eight
- 38:07Speaker 2: fifty five.
- 38:08Speaker 1: It's Mikey Bob kiss. Now.
- 38:11Speaker 2: Earlier in the show, we got a message from Bill
- 38:14Speaker 2: from Runswick, Ohio.
- 38:15Speaker 5: Car in front of me has the funniest sticker with
- 38:19Speaker 5: this saying that I was like, I got Miking Bob
- 38:22Speaker 5: because it's so freaking funny.
- 38:23Speaker 6: Yeah, it says, I'm no chef, but boy, are D's sweaty.
- 38:31Speaker 1: Such a great thing.
- 38:34Speaker 2: I've never been a bumper sticker person.
- 38:37Speaker 4: No, I don't even like bumper stickers at all. Well,
- 38:40Speaker 4: I love stickers. I'm a big sticker and I like
- 38:42Speaker 4: stickers on everything, laptop, you know, luggage, all of it,
- 38:47Speaker 4: like back of the window of the car made, but
- 38:49Speaker 4: like actually on the paint.
- 38:50Speaker 1: There's something, Yeah, I don't like.
- 38:53Speaker 2: I don't like get in the window either. I just
- 38:55Speaker 2: don't like stickers. There's just you know, I feel like
- 38:59Speaker 2: they're too hard.
- 38:59Speaker 1: To get it off. And then that's the thing. I
- 39:01Speaker 1: feel like I could never peel it off.
- 39:03Speaker 2: Yeah, And then I like when I see people that
- 39:07Speaker 2: like put a sticker on. Oh man, the worst are
- 39:09Speaker 2: political stickers. Like you're the person that you had a
- 39:13Speaker 2: sticker for lost and then you're seeing that somebody tried
- 39:15Speaker 2: to scrape it off, and like it's.
- 39:17Speaker 1: Like half a sticker. That is so sad.
- 39:20Speaker 2: But hold on, let's get to a couple more talkback
- 39:23Speaker 2: messages here because just you know, this seems to be
- 39:27Speaker 2: a thing.
- 39:27Speaker 15: Mikey Bobs boy smoked Godie. My brother told me to
- 39:31Speaker 15: call in and about the bumper stickers there. One time
- 39:34Speaker 15: he had a West Virginia University bumper sticker on it
- 39:37Speaker 15: and we cut off the we so it said saint,
- 39:41Speaker 15: and then we cut off the I A on the Virginia,
- 39:44Speaker 15: so it said Satan virgin University and he was riding
- 39:48Speaker 15: around with it for a while and he didn't even
- 39:50Speaker 15: know me and my buddy cut it off with razor blades.
- 39:53Speaker 1: Have a good day, boy, Let's get to another one
- 39:57Speaker 1: here real quick.
- 39:58Speaker 16: Happy Thursday, dude, go mourning. So I hear us talking
- 40:04Speaker 16: about bumper stickers and all that, So I wanted to
- 40:07Speaker 16: share that when people park like crap, I write.
- 40:11Speaker 4: Notes on their park.
- 40:12Speaker 2: Oh, this is a whole different thing. The writers, the
- 40:16Speaker 2: whole different thing. Are you anti note writing? I would
- 40:19Speaker 2: never write a note. Well I don't think I would either,
- 40:22Speaker 2: But you know, if you park like a jag, you
- 40:26Speaker 2: get a note.
- 40:28Speaker 4: Write a note and put it on somebody's stuff as
- 40:30Speaker 4: wild like it just because they're parked in two spots whatever. Yeah,
- 40:35Speaker 4: they're just an idiot, the on with my day. No,
- 40:38Speaker 4: not taking the time to write a note to tell
- 40:40Speaker 4: them they're more on.
- 40:41Speaker 2: I feel bad when people park in a spot where
- 40:44Speaker 2: the person next to them has parked like an idiot,
- 40:47Speaker 2: So then you have to park like an idiot because.
- 40:49Speaker 1: The person next to you has already parked like an idiot.
- 40:52Speaker 1: So like they're over the line.
- 40:54Speaker 2: So you have to be over the next line, and
- 40:55Speaker 2: then they back out of their spot, and then next
- 40:58Speaker 2: thing you know, you're the only one who parked like
- 41:00Speaker 2: an idiot because the first person who parked like.
- 41:02Speaker 1: An idiot already left.
- 41:04Speaker 2: So then if she comes around, she's, hey, you parked
- 41:07Speaker 2: like a jag.
- 41:08Speaker 4: I'm gonna leave a note on your car. I'm much
- 41:10Speaker 4: like I'm not a honker. I'm still not a note writer.
- 41:13Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think I've ever written a note and
- 41:15Speaker 2: put it on somebody's car.
- 41:16Speaker 1: Not a honker either. Him, Me and Bob aren't honkers.
- 41:19Speaker 16: So my go to writing prompt is that, no, boy,
- 41:24Speaker 16: my dead mom parks better than you, and I just
- 41:26Speaker 16: leave it on the wood.
- 41:31Speaker 1: I take it all back. You are a professional. Do
- 41:34Speaker 1: whatever you want with your note. Dropping my dead mom
- 41:37Speaker 1: notes that's a sick note to drop.
- 41:41Speaker 2: That really makes somebody read the note and go, damn,
- 41:44Speaker 2: their mom's dead and they hate how I parked?
- 41:48Speaker 1: What did I do?
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- 42:09Speaker 2: ninety six to one kiss.
- 42:10Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob.
- 42:11Speaker 2: A congrats to Jesse from Steubenville, Ohio listening to the show.
- 42:15Speaker 2: And she's going to see Kesha Tuesday out at Star
- 42:18Speaker 2: Lake Taul. Kathy's gonna have another chance for you to
- 42:20Speaker 2: win cash your tickets around three point thirty later today
- 42:24Speaker 2: here on ninety six to one kiss. Let's get to
- 42:26Speaker 2: a talkback message here, send him through the free iHeartRadio
- 42:29Speaker 2: app brought to us by the Pavement group. Bob, we
- 42:32Speaker 2: gotta say thank you again to Dawn the meat lady
- 42:34Speaker 2: who brought us in the parking lot the other morning
- 42:39Speaker 2: six pounds of steak, just a giant slab of meat. Yes,
- 42:43Speaker 2: we got some parking lot meat the other day from
- 42:46Speaker 2: Dawn the meat Lady.
- 42:47Speaker 1: But hold on, let's get to this talkback message.
- 42:49Speaker 21: Hey, Mikey, Bob Chef John getting caught up on Wednesday's
- 42:52Speaker 21: podcast talking about the big slab of meat. That's Bob got.
- 42:58Speaker 21: I am a chef and and I have plenty of
- 43:01Speaker 21: experience with you know, triming fat and making meat look
- 43:05Speaker 21: really really nice. So Bob, listen, man, if you if
- 43:08Speaker 21: you need me to, I will gladly handle and trim
- 43:11Speaker 21: your meat for you.
- 43:12Speaker 1: Wow. Our buddy Chef John wants don't don't put your
- 43:16Speaker 1: head down and.
- 43:17Speaker 4: Offer to handle my meat. Well, let them pro I
- 43:19Speaker 4: could have used that the other day. Yeah, you tried
- 43:21Speaker 4: to butcher six pounds of steak by yourself.
- 43:24Speaker 1: I learned I'm not much of a butcher. Yeah. I
- 43:27Speaker 1: guess I'll just have Chef John handle my meat from
- 43:30Speaker 1: now on.
- 43:31Speaker 2: By the way, Chef John also wants to do or
- 43:33Speaker 2: say something nice. Here we go, say something nice, say
- 43:40Speaker 2: something nice.
- 43:41Speaker 1: All right, let's bring some positivity to the show.
- 43:43Speaker 21: Hey, Mikey, Bob, Chef John here, I want to do
- 43:45Speaker 21: a little bit of.
- 43:46Speaker 1: Ooh, say something nice, something nice.
- 43:49Speaker 19: Wow, he's excited about it. Say something nice, say something nice.
- 43:57Speaker 21: I want to say something nice to my son, Braiden.
- 44:01Speaker 21: Braiden graduated from WVU in May of this year and
- 44:06Speaker 21: is now the newest teacher at Butler Area Senior High School. Wow,
- 44:11Speaker 21: and he's super pumped about it because his first day
- 44:13Speaker 21: is actually Bob's birthday birthday job start tweet.
- 44:18Speaker 1: Ruined it night ruined it it's not Bob's birthday. We're
- 44:21Speaker 1: not even clapping for it.
- 44:22Speaker 2: It's not your birthday today. Your birthday is New Year's Day.
- 44:29Speaker 1: Say something nice, Say something nice, our buddy a j
- 44:33Speaker 1: Don in Florida.
- 44:37Speaker 11: Say something nice, say something nice.
- 44:39Speaker 7: Like.
- 44:45Speaker 1: Say something nice, Say.
- 44:47Speaker 11: Something Niceeurs County in a j And Uh. First, I
- 44:51Speaker 11: want to say sorry to we Need Go for the
- 44:55Speaker 11: loss of your dog Poe.
- 44:56Speaker 1: Yeah, you know it's been a thing on the show
- 44:58Speaker 1: this week. Our buddy we.
- 44:59Speaker 2: Need who listens on the iHeartRadio app all the way
- 45:02Speaker 2: across the country in the state of Washington. His dog died.
- 45:04Speaker 2: He was really upset about it that a lot of
- 45:06Speaker 2: listeners send positive vibes to Weed Nico.
- 45:09Speaker 11: I know it really sucks when you guys lose pets,
- 45:11Speaker 11: but more importantly to all the movies out there, let
- 45:15Speaker 11: your dogs lick your face, kiss your dogs. You never
- 45:18Speaker 11: really know when it's the last time you get to
- 45:22Speaker 11: kiss or let your dogs lick you. And Bob when
- 45:25Speaker 11: you get home after the show today, let pens and
- 45:28Speaker 11: tillers lick your face and give them all and kisses
- 45:32Speaker 11: for your birthday.
- 45:33Speaker 1: It's not his birthday. AJ's birthday is New Year's Day.
- 45:38Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if we needed aj
- 45:41Speaker 1: He just wanted to say something nice.
- 45:43Speaker 4: I'm not gonna comment on dogs licking bodies and let's
- 45:48Speaker 4: just move on.
- 45:49Speaker 1: Hit the button.
- 45:50Speaker 2: I mean we're not gonna. I mean your dog's nicknames peen.
- 45:57Speaker 1: He wants pens. Say something nice, say something nice. Listen.
- 46:05Speaker 1: I think one of.
- 46:06Speaker 2: Our most positive listeners is Dawn from Trafford.
- 46:10Speaker 1: She is almost daily with say something nice.
- 46:13Speaker 10: Hey, Mikey and Big Bob down from Trafford. Just wanted
- 46:17Speaker 10: to call in. And I mean this could be I
- 46:19Speaker 10: say something nice, say something nice, or just thank you
- 46:23Speaker 10: to you guys. Okay, I have a little bit of
- 46:25Speaker 10: a rough day today. I work with senior citizens and
- 46:28Speaker 10: one of my ladies is not doing well. And so anyway,
- 46:33Speaker 10: I'm listening to the podcast and you guys did Safari
- 46:35Speaker 10: jokes and they were so stupid they made me laugh.
- 46:39Speaker 10: So thanks for that, guys, and I love you. Happy birthday, Bob.
- 46:42Speaker 2: That's nice birthday, that's New Year's Day.
- 46:48Speaker 1: Say something nice, say something nice. Hey.
- 46:52Speaker 2: If you've been listening to our show for a while now,
- 46:55Speaker 2: if you're a big Steeler fan too, I'm gonna hit
- 46:59Speaker 2: this button real quick. It's gonna be about twelve seconds,
- 47:01Speaker 2: so it's gonna be fast, but this might trigger something
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- 47:20Speaker 1: Time stop? How'd that feel? What'd that feel like? Huh?
- 47:26Speaker 1: That jog something in your brain there where you go?
- 47:28Speaker 1: Take you back somewhere?
- 47:29Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, all right, it's mikey Bob here on
- 47:33Speaker 2: ninety six one kiss. Let's give away some Stellars tickets
- 47:35Speaker 2: right now. You want to go see a Steelers take
- 47:37Speaker 2: on the Jets tomorrow night.
- 47:39Speaker 1: That's hey, Friday night lights. Baby, Hey here we go?
- 47:45Speaker 1: Hey Hi, Hi, Hey, hey well Hard.
- 47:51Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Will Hard's gonna be playing first half. It
- 47:54Speaker 2: looks like, uh hey right, well Hard well Hard Well,
- 47:58Speaker 2: Hard's gonna get the first half and then uh we'll
- 48:01Speaker 2: get Drew Aller after that in the second half. Be
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- 48:12Speaker 1: You're gonna see the Steelers tomorrow at Acres.
- 48:15Speaker 21: Sure.
- 48:15Speaker 2: Mike McCarthy was talking yesterday about what quarterbacks are gonna
- 48:19Speaker 2: play quarterbacks.
- 48:19Speaker 9: Yeah, we're gonna play the two young guys for the best.
- 48:21Speaker 9: Game will be our focus. We'll hire to go first step.
- 48:23Speaker 2: Yeah, we're Hard's gonna go first, Mike McCarthy, Will Hard.
- 48:27Speaker 20: Oh.
- 48:27Speaker 9: I think will Will has taken steps throughout the camp.
- 48:31Speaker 9: I just you'll just maybe get off to a little
- 48:34Speaker 9: better start than you did last time. And you know,
- 48:37Speaker 9: a couple of you know what really his fault as
- 48:40Speaker 9: far as what happened, But you gotta you gotta react
- 48:43Speaker 9: to to negative situations here play the preseason. Football is
- 48:47Speaker 9: great for young quarterbacks.
- 48:48Speaker 2: And it's great for the young guys. And that's why
- 48:50Speaker 2: we're getting both the young quarterbacks. Because Mike McCarthy also said, Hey,
- 48:54Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers, Mason Rudolph, I ain't worry about them.
- 48:56Speaker 9: I think you understand her. Young Willen gets to play.
- 48:59Speaker 9: Last year, Drews the first year player. You know, have
- 49:02Speaker 9: two veterans, I feel really good about obviously with Aaron
- 49:04Speaker 9: and Mason. I saw what I need to see from
- 49:07Speaker 9: Mason last week. You know, I've talked highly about Mason
- 49:10Speaker 9: really since the spring, so I really want to max
- 49:13Speaker 9: out the opportunities with both Will, Will and Drew.
- 49:17Speaker 2: Okay, so who's gonna be odd man out here? It's
- 49:19Speaker 2: got to be Mason Rudoff, right, Like four quarterback things,
- 49:23Speaker 2: you can't have four quarterbacks just we're not going into
- 49:26Speaker 2: the season with four quarterbacks. And also, we can't put
- 49:29Speaker 2: one of these guys in the practice squad because some
- 49:31Speaker 2: team's just gonna take them, right and.
- 49:33Speaker 1: Some teams can claim him, like Omark cot.
- 49:36Speaker 2: Is definitely working on trading Mason Rudoff right now, right.
- 49:39Speaker 4: Like, that has to be it having two young guys.
- 49:42Speaker 4: They can't just dish one off to the practice.
- 49:44Speaker 2: Because we don't know if one of them is the
- 49:47Speaker 2: guy yet, right That's the thing.
- 49:49Speaker 1: We can't just put him on the practice squad.
- 49:51Speaker 2: Drew Aller on the practice squad right now, will get
- 49:54Speaker 2: picked up, well hired on the practice squad right now.
- 49:58Speaker 1: We don't even know what he is. They gotta be
- 50:00Speaker 1: get picked up waiting to trade Mason, right.
- 50:03Speaker 2: I think or just release them or something or put
- 50:06Speaker 2: them on the practice squad and say, hey, somebody anybody
- 50:09Speaker 2: else want to want to try to steal them away
- 50:11Speaker 2: from us? So hey, either way, we want to get
- 50:13Speaker 2: you into the uh the game tomorrow night. So again
- 50:16Speaker 2: call her number nine for Steelers tickets coming up after
- 50:19Speaker 2: this we will have your chance to win a full
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- 50:51Speaker 1: What do you feel hungry? I wish? I don't know
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- 50:59Speaker 2: Just another shot at Bruno Mar's tickets for next Saturday's
- 51:03Speaker 2: big show at Akrosshirt and that'll be coming up around
- 51:05Speaker 2: nine thirty here on ninety six one. Kiss It's Mikey
- 51:07Speaker 2: and Bob Let's give away some Stellars tickets.
- 51:10Speaker 1: Good morning, Hi, who's this Christy? How are you pretty good?
- 51:14Speaker 1: How are you good?
- 51:16Speaker 4: Hopefully you're gonna make it better like Steeler tickets Mike
- 51:19Speaker 4: Stealer tickets.
- 51:21Speaker 1: Well, you are call number nine, so you are going
- 51:23Speaker 1: to Star game. Thank you so much. Yeah, just hold
- 51:29Speaker 1: on one second, We'll get all the details for you. Okay, okay,
- 51:32Speaker 1: thank you. Paul Kafy is going to have.
- 51:34Speaker 2: Another chance for you later this evening, try to win
- 51:36Speaker 2: some Steelers tickets. Be listening to her in the station
- 51:40Speaker 2: round five thirty for your chance to go to the
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- 51:46Speaker 1: It's mikey Bob here on ninety six one kiss.
- 51:49Speaker 2: Next, we will have a chance for you to win
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- 52:03Speaker 2: trip to Vegas for our iHeartRadio Music Festival and a
- 52:06Speaker 2: thousand dollars. We'll be coming up next right now though, Bob,
- 52:11Speaker 2: I'm checking real quick with the Pittsburgh Police Scanner account. Again,
- 52:15Speaker 2: support the support to people that run this account.
- 52:18Speaker 1: They do such a great job.
- 52:20Speaker 2: Pghdash scanner dot com is the website a basically just
- 52:24Speaker 2: listening to Pittsburgh Police Scanner and then post on social
- 52:26Speaker 2: media about what's happening.
- 52:28Speaker 1: In and around our city. Downtown.
- 52:33Speaker 2: Stanwick Street caller says that some naked lady is.
- 52:37Speaker 1: Outside being naked. That's it.
- 52:43Speaker 4: There's no more to that story, like enjoying the afternoon
- 52:47Speaker 4: or like be in a menace.
- 52:50Speaker 2: I have no other details I've from the Pittsburgh Police
- 52:53Speaker 2: Scanner account.
- 52:54Speaker 4: I guess it's not okay either way. Probably on Stanleick Street.
- 52:57Speaker 1: There's nothing she could be doing.
- 52:59Speaker 2: Yeah, it's acceptable where it'd be like, okay, well it's
- 53:02Speaker 2: just naked lady downtown. No no reason to confront her
- 53:06Speaker 2: or anything like, can't be naked. I can't do nothing
- 53:09Speaker 2: to be alarmed about here. Yeah, just a car said,
- 53:12Speaker 2: there's a naked lady. He's outside being naked. So streaking
- 53:16Speaker 2: on Stanwicks, man.
- 53:19Speaker 1: Is that what it is?
- 53:20Speaker 4: The old old Stanwick Streaker get it again back here, geez, The.
- 53:26Speaker 2: Standwick Streaker's back, that's what's happening in around our city.
- 53:33Speaker 11: Ing.
- 53:34Speaker 2: It is Mikey and Bob here on ninety six to
- 53:36Speaker 2: one Kiss Now. Our show sort of took a turn
- 53:39Speaker 2: today when we got the message about the toilet bowl sitter.
- 53:44Speaker 12: Mikey Bob, I have a serious conversation that needs to
- 53:50Speaker 12: be debated on the show because they don't know where
- 53:52Speaker 12: else in the world that I would actually.
- 53:55Speaker 6: Date this thing.
- 53:56Speaker 1: Yeah, it's here.
- 53:57Speaker 12: Recently found out the guy that I'm dating is a
- 54:00Speaker 12: standing wiper. Not only are we there, but he's also
- 54:05Speaker 12: a bull center.
- 54:07Speaker 1: A bull sitter.
- 54:09Speaker 4: You might think, what does that mean? He takes the
- 54:13Speaker 4: seat up and sits in the in the bowl or
- 54:16Speaker 4: the toilet.
- 54:17Speaker 2: Yeah, to use it like the cold porcelain he's He
- 54:22Speaker 2: puts all the seats and then he sits on the bowl.
- 54:27Speaker 2: I we haven't had one person explain this yet. This
- 54:30Speaker 2: guy is on an island by by himself.
- 54:32Speaker 20: Yeah.
- 54:33Speaker 4: I remember, even when we brought up standing wipers for
- 54:36Speaker 4: the first couple of times, like people would call and
- 54:39Speaker 4: be like, yeah, me too, let me explain right, yeah exactly,
- 54:43Speaker 4: we haven't had one.
- 54:43Speaker 2: All right, let's get to support these messages here, talk
- 54:46Speaker 2: back messages on the show brought to us by One
- 54:48Speaker 2: Team Media.
- 54:49Speaker 22: Good morning, guys. I'm just listening to you guys live
- 54:52Speaker 22: right now, and I'm listening to all the comments.
- 54:54Speaker 12: About the bull sitter.
- 54:55Speaker 22: Yeah, and I'm wondering if she asked him why? Yeah, Like,
- 55:00Speaker 22: I'm curious, why does.
- 55:01Speaker 11: He use the bull?
- 55:02Speaker 1: Yeah, she hasn't set a message. We need to follow up?
- 55:04Speaker 1: We did.
- 55:04Speaker 22: Was she just like too stunned to ask a follow
- 55:07Speaker 22: up question?
- 55:08Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know.
- 55:09Speaker 22: I can't think of any logical reason anyone would use
- 55:12Speaker 22: just the bull, But I'm curious why.
- 55:15Speaker 4: Happy birthday, Bob, Okay, thank you, But I mean, put
- 55:18Speaker 4: yourself in her shoes and you did you discover this
- 55:21Speaker 4: and then you have to have a conversation about it.
- 55:23Speaker 1: But she came to Asto, she came to Osco, like, hey,
- 55:26Speaker 1: but she can't go tell her family, her friend because
- 55:30Speaker 1: then they're going.
- 55:31Speaker 2: To bring it up to him and be like, dude,
- 55:32Speaker 2: are you He's like, hey, I gotta go bathroom, I'll
- 55:34Speaker 2: be back.
- 55:35Speaker 1: Are you gonna sit on the ball? You're right? She
- 55:38Speaker 1: came down there. She came to going bowl the whole today?
- 55:42Speaker 16: Like what.
- 55:44Speaker 1: Not call it?
- 55:45Speaker 7: That?
- 55:49Speaker 1: Also, though started thinking of a podcast name, because you
- 55:54Speaker 1: might have just nailed it right there. All right, just
- 55:57Speaker 1: get to another message here, making Bob.
- 55:59Speaker 23: I was just listening to the comments about the toilet
- 56:03Speaker 23: bowl seated pooping guy. Maybe he has the right idea
- 56:08Speaker 23: because I guess depending on how big he is as
- 56:11Speaker 23: a human, maybe it kind of like spreads the cheeks
- 56:14Speaker 23: when he sits down and it makes for an easier exit.
- 56:18Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 56:18Speaker 23: I can't believe I'm saying.
- 56:20Speaker 2: That on radio.
- 56:21Speaker 1: So weird either way.
- 56:22Speaker 4: Okay, by okay, very glad you're comfortable with us to
- 56:26Speaker 4: share something like that out loud.
- 56:28Speaker 2: We are all friends here, and we're not working on
- 56:31Speaker 2: one specific lady who's got some issues maybe with her man. Now,
- 56:35Speaker 2: I don't think it's a size or a body or
- 56:39Speaker 2: like I don't think so medical reason, because why would
- 56:41Speaker 2: she come to us then?
- 56:42Speaker 4: Like why I don't think so either. Why wouldn't she
- 56:45Speaker 4: just go Okay, that's just how it's gonna be. She
- 56:47Speaker 4: came to us stunned because she had nobody else to
- 56:49Speaker 4: talk to about it.
- 56:50Speaker 2: There is no medical benefit to sitting directly on the
- 56:53Speaker 2: cold porcelain when you go to the bathroom. Just this
- 56:57Speaker 2: is a stunning revelation on the show today and I
- 57:00Speaker 2: cannot wait. Hopefully she follows up with did he explain why?
- 57:05Speaker 1: That's what we want to know. We want to know
- 57:07Speaker 1: why are you still together? Yeah, Like, I mean maybe
- 57:10Speaker 1: not after the show today because everybody's just been like, nah, dude,
- 57:14Speaker 1: red flag, you gotta run and run fast.
- 57:21Speaker 2: Hey, I got a surprise round of Facebook comments here,
- 57:24Speaker 2: you know, towards the end of.
- 57:25Speaker 1: The show right now.
- 57:26Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's mikey Bob here on ninety six to
- 57:29Speaker 2: one kiss. Yesterday, I posted an older photo of me
- 57:33Speaker 2: and Bob and uh the you know, famous insurer actor
- 57:37Speaker 2: Joe Maganello.
- 57:38Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw you posted.
- 57:40Speaker 2: You know, he's been in Magic Mike and he's he's
- 57:42Speaker 2: death stroke and you know a lot of things.
- 57:46Speaker 1: But he's in here because we were talking about Children's
- 57:48Speaker 1: hospital with him.
- 57:49Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a super ins there does a lot for
- 57:51Speaker 2: Children's hospital. So I posted a picture of me, Bob
- 57:53Speaker 2: and Joe Maganello and just put the caption what's the
- 57:57Speaker 2: name of this band? And then that's all you y.
- 58:03Speaker 2: So this is like our listeners coming up with names.
- 58:06Speaker 2: If me, Bob and Joe Maganello we're in a band,
- 58:10Speaker 2: do you wear watch out.
- 58:11Speaker 1: Going to a very deep dark place on the Internet.
- 58:14Speaker 1: It's time for one kiss Facebook comments.
- 58:19Speaker 2: If Me Bob and Joe Maganello started a band, these
- 58:22Speaker 2: would be the names Leslie m Isley, Turner and the Roguies,
- 58:26Speaker 2: Destiny m Yinzer By Nature, Rusty R. The Mangaloreans, A
- 58:31Speaker 2: Man Paul D, The don Con Boys, Alexa l Dungeons
- 58:37Speaker 2: and Dragons Allons. Yeah ye, Kelly M has three of
- 58:43Speaker 2: them here. The Pittsburgh Panty Droopers, not the Droppers, the
- 58:47Speaker 2: Droopers Droopers. Yeah, yeah, you know we make ladies wear diapers.
- 58:52Speaker 2: You know they like I did, The Costco Chippendalees, The Timu,
- 58:59Speaker 2: Joe Brah Brandon, Jay Here Man, Jello, Jen g Jojoe
- 59:05Speaker 2: and the Moves Again. These are band names for Me
- 59:08Speaker 2: Bob and Joe Maganello and the Moves.
- 59:11Speaker 1: Jason A. Magic Meat, Steve K. Joey and the Goobs,
- 59:16Speaker 1: Bev H.
- 59:18Speaker 14: Hunky Clunky and Chunky So Funny.
- 59:22Speaker 1: Josh P.
- 59:23Speaker 2: Joey and the Nuts, Drew P. Bob's Magic Mustache Ride Experience.
- 59:28Speaker 2: That honestly sounds like a band that would be on DV.
- 59:32Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, man listen, maybe it's not so bad
- 59:35Speaker 2: that the Long jam Log, Long Long Jammer. That's a
- 59:40Speaker 2: totally different game. Right there after dark on the Long Jammer,
- 59:45Speaker 2: our buddy Bill Crawford, the wonderful y inter comedian.
- 59:50Speaker 20: Trace Dads instead of Trace Lads, would Trace Dads and
- 59:56Speaker 20: one more here again, if Me, Bob and Joe Maganello
- 59:59Speaker 20: came up with the fictional band Michael as system of
- 1:00:03Speaker 20: a Don.
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: From Mikey and Bob podcast, Hiking and Bob, I'm ninety six,
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: kiss oh man. I fell apart there at I fell
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: apart dreamed.
- 1:00:15Speaker 7: The Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever you
- 1:00:19Speaker 7: get your podcasts.
- 1:00:24Speaker 2: Really just almost an egregious amount of things happening on
- 1:00:27Speaker 2: the station throughout the day.
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: Today.
- 1:00:30Speaker 2: You're gonna have another chance at Steelers preseason tickets for
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: the game tomorrow night against the Jets. Stellar's tickets around
- 1:00:38Speaker 2: five thirty with Tall Kathy. She'll have more chances at
- 1:00:43Speaker 2: Bruno Mars tickets two, two thirty, four thirty, and seven thirty.
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: Be listening for your chance at Bruno Mars tickets.
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: There's a lot going on.
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: Kasha tickets, Yeah, for Tuesday show at Star Lake around
- 1:00:55Speaker 2: three thirty and also two more chances for you to
- 1:00:58Speaker 2: try to win a full trip out to Vegas for
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: next month's Big iHeartRadio Music Festival, not only a full trip,
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: but one thousand dollars too. That's coming up around one
- 1:01:08Speaker 2: ten in five ten. I keep on forgetting it's not Friday,
- 1:01:12Speaker 2: and it's messing me up. Feels like a.
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: Friday, all day, Friday, all day. It feels like a Friday.
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: Friday vibes today.
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: Man, I don't know when Steelers start playing like Fridays,
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: and you know first game was Thursday. It throws everything off, man.
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: You know, it's all feels weird.
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: It's weird on a Thursday to talk about a Steeler
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: game tomorrow that's on a Friday, because it feels like
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: a Friday, and then the Steelers game would be Saturday.
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: Okay, what do you want to name the podcast today?
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: Bob? Of course, our podcast broad to West by our
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: good friends over at the Seaharper Auto Group, who have
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: provided me and Bob with the wonderful vehicles we're driving.
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: Simple quick name here.
- 1:01:49Speaker 4: Okay, bowl too, hole a Jesus. That's it all right,
- 1:01:54Speaker 4: that's all. If you heard the show today, you know
- 1:01:57Speaker 4: this is The Bowl the Whole show? Yeah, thanks, thank
- 1:02:00Speaker 4: you to our friends at Sea Harper. Really we appreciate
- 1:02:05Speaker 4: you everything.
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: Yeah, and also you can buy the vehicles that me
- 1:02:10Speaker 2: and Bob are driving right now. Bob's in the white
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: twenty twenty six dodg Ram fifteen hundred Laramie.
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: I'm in the purple twenty twenty six Jeep Gladiator sport As.
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: You can look up the Sea Harper Auto Group on Instagram,
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: see the video, check out our rides buy them if
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: you watch.
- 1:02:23Speaker 4: Our rides are on their website for sale right now.
- 1:02:26Speaker 4: But at the same time we're driving them around. Does
- 1:02:28Speaker 4: that mean the prices could be better because we're driving
- 1:02:32Speaker 4: them around?
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: So like, oh, because they're like not news. I'm not
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: saying negotiate. I don't know. All right, the prices are
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: already good, but like ord is.
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: It making more like be like, hey, Bob had six
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: pounds of steak in this dodg Ram.
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: You know the price? You can't place the price on
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: that priceless? Right? All right?
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: The Bowl the Whole podcast stream it after the show
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: here on the free iHeartRadio app.
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: That it we got anything else?
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: Tell the kids thanks for listening, all right, We appreciate
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: you all right right now, say lo
- 1:03:05Speaker 7: Bye wkst f M, Pittsburgh,