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WAR of the ROSES: McKenna & Jack · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Hey, dummy, if you get free roses, it's a trap.
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  Speaker 2: War of the.
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  Speaker 1: Roses starts right now on John Jay and Rich. All right,
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  Speaker 1: time for War of the Roses. McKenna, you think someone's
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  Speaker 1: cheating on you. What's your story?
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  Speaker 3: So, yeah, I asked my boyfriend to unfollow this girl
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  Speaker 3: on Instagram last week, and he straight up would not
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  Speaker 3: do it. He said to me, like, That's my cousin,
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  Speaker 3: and okay, because no the hell it's not. That account
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  Speaker 3: is actually mine, and I've had this fake Instagram since
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  Speaker 3: literally high school, and I use just some random model pictures,
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  Speaker 3: and to be honest, I actually forgot about it for years,
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  Speaker 3: but a few months ago, my boyfriend was acting super shady,
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  Speaker 3: so I got curious and was like, let's follow him
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  Speaker 3: and see what happens. And of course he followed her back. Um,
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  Speaker 3: and he started liking a couple of the pictures and
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  Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, okay. Noted.
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  Speaker 4: Got that.
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  Speaker 3: But recently he's been swiping up on stories with heart
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  Speaker 3: eyes and like being super flirty. And so now, now
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  Speaker 3: I'm like super suspicious, right? Like, I want to know
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  Speaker 3: if he's just being a slime ball online or if
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  Speaker 3: he would actually take it further. Is he going to
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  Speaker 3: try to talk to her? What the deal is?
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: It's like you're setting him up for failure and he's
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  Speaker 2: taking the bait every single time.
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  Speaker 5: Or she's putting him to the test and he's failing.
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  Speaker 1: I like that angle.
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  Speaker 2: Now we're the final round with the flowers, right? This
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  Speaker 2: is the last like... Well, I got to send them
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  Speaker 2: to somebody. I don't know her address. She's just beautiful
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  Speaker 2: and online.
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  Speaker 1: He's not going to send them to somebody he's not
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  Speaker 1: communicating with.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, you would know if he's communicating with the person. So,
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  Speaker 6: I mean, it doesn't mean there's not another person that
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  Speaker 6: he's going to send them to, but I can't see
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  Speaker 6: him sending them to his fake cousin, your Finsta account.
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  Speaker 1: But still, either way, you've got vibes.
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  Speaker 3: And he's lying to you.
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  Speaker 1: What's your boyfriend's name?
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  Speaker 3: His name is Jack.
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  Speaker 6: The only thing, you say he's lying to you, but
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  Speaker 6: maybe he thinks, oh, you specifically said unfollow this one account.
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  Speaker 1: That's my cousin. Right, right. Okay. He's totally lying. Absolutely not.
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  Speaker 1: He'd be like, he got it wrong. He got the
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  Speaker 1: wrong account. Maybe he's following his cousin.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 6: We're going to call Jack. We're going to see who
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  Speaker 6: he sends flowers to. War of the Roses continues next
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  Speaker 6: with John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 1: If chaos was a radio show, you're listening to it.
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  Speaker 4: It's John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we're in the middle of War of the Roses.
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  Speaker 6: You got McKenna. She thinks her boyfriend Jack is cheating
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  Speaker 6: on her. Because of suspicious behavior, some of that is
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  Speaker 6: on Instagram. She has a fake Instagram account, and he
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  Speaker 6: followed it.
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  Speaker 1: She said, I want you to stop following this account.
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  Speaker 1: He said, it's my cousin. It's not her cousin. It's
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  Speaker 1: not his cousin.
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  Speaker 4: It's her.
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  Speaker 1: She posts a bunch of sexy pictures on there that
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  Speaker 1: are fake, right? McKenna, they're not you. They're fake pictures.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, they're not me. They're just some random super
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  Speaker 3: hot girl.
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  Speaker 1: That is so crazy. All right. We'll get them on
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  Speaker 1: the phone and see who sends flowers to McKenna. Hang tight.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. Is Jack available?
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  Speaker 4: Uh, who, yeah, who is this?
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  Speaker 2: My name is Charlie.
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  Speaker 5: I'm with a new company. We're called JNR Flowers, and
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  Speaker 5: this deal's really just for you, so I had to
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  Speaker 5: make sure it was really you. We have this really
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  Speaker 5: cool social media campaign where you've been chosen to be
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  Speaker 5: one of our micro-influencers, and here's why this is super
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  Speaker 5: cool for you, Jack. You get to send our most
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  Speaker 5: romantic bouquet of roses. We call it, like, our pure
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  Speaker 5: passion bouquet. It's a dozen red roses. Crystal vase, so gorgeous.
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  Speaker 5: Pretty much makes anyone soon. And you get to send
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  Speaker 5: it totally free to whoever you want, really anywhere. And
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  Speaker 5: all we're kind of asking in return is that you
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  Speaker 5: post about JNR Flowers so we can like get the
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  Speaker 5: word out and get a little bit of marketing.
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  Speaker 4: Nah.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, it's totally free. I know it's kind of
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  Speaker 5: like weird, but like I'm not going to ask you
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  Speaker 5: for credit card information. We're not going to send you
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  Speaker 5: a bill. It's just like, I mean, even if you
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  Speaker 5: just like, like a few of our posts or maybe
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  Speaker 5: like repost them, so you don't have to like make
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  Speaker 5: your own content. It's really just like, it's kind of
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  Speaker 5: like a word of mouth marketing campaign. And they're like,
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  Speaker 5: this is like usually over a hundred dollars, this bouquet.
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  Speaker 5: So it kind of does make a splash. It's super sexy.
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  Speaker 5: So if you've got someone special in your life, I
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  Speaker 5: would take advantage of this.
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  Speaker 4: Uh-huh. Um, yeah, I'm gonna have to say thanks, but
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  Speaker 4: no thanks.
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  Speaker 5: You don't have anyone special in your life, Jack?
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  Speaker 3: Uh, no.
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  Speaker 6: No one you want to impress?
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  Speaker 4: Nah, not right now.
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  Speaker 5: Hmm, that's very sad.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, bulls * * t, Jack. Are you serious right now?
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  Speaker 4: Um, what the f * * k? What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: So apparently you can't think of one person to send
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  Speaker 3: flowers to, but you've got plenty of girls to send
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  Speaker 3: heart eyes to on Instagram. I call John Jay and
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  Speaker 3: Rich because you're.
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  Speaker 4: A piece of... Wait. What are you even talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 4: So, fine.
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  Speaker 3: Let's talk about your cousin. Who is she exactly?
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  Speaker 4: What cousin? What the f * * * are you
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  Speaker 4: talking about?
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  Speaker 3: The girl that I asked you to unfollow last week.
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  Speaker 3: You told me that she was your cousin. What's your
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  Speaker 3: cousin's name, Jack? I.
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  Speaker 4: I told you she's like my cousin.
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  Speaker 3: So what is her name?
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  Speaker 4: Look, why are you interrogating me right now? You don't
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  Speaker 4: even know her. This makes no sense.
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  Speaker 3: You don't know her either. Because where does she live?
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  Speaker 4: Look, I don't know. She moves around. We're not like close, close,
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  Speaker 4: you know?
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  Speaker 3: Interesting but you're close close enough to be sliding up
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  Speaker 3: on her story with hard eyes that is so gross oh.
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  Speaker 4: My god it's instagram i'm not doing anything you're making
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  Speaker 4: this into something it's not.
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  Speaker 3: Jack she's not your cousin yes she is no she's
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  Speaker 3: not because it's me the.
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  Speaker 2: Account is me he's like we're cousins.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, what?
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  Speaker 4: No, it's not. You're lying.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm lying? Okay. Well, you know what? Check your DMs,
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  Speaker 3: you idiot.
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  Speaker 1: Like, are you DMing something right now? By the way,
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  Speaker 1: you're on the air. That's why she called us.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, did he see you saw it?
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  Speaker 1: That really says it all. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Wait.
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  Speaker 1: Did you just DM him or something? Like, what'd you say?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just messaged him from that account. Every picture
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  Speaker 3: you liked, every story you reacted to, every little heart-eye emoji,
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  Speaker 3: that was me.
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  Speaker 4: McKenna, okay, but look, I never actually, like, did anything.
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  Speaker 4: I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what? Don't even f * * *
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  Speaker 3: ing do this, because this is cheating, and I don't
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  Speaker 3: care if you physically did anything or not. That's not
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  Speaker 3: the point. You thought she was real, and you thought
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  Speaker 3: she was some, like, hot girl giving you attention. You
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  Speaker 3: flirted with her. And then when your actual girlfriend asks
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  Speaker 3: you about her, you look me in my face and
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  Speaker 3: you lied to me and said she was your cousin.
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  Speaker 3: You are not slick. You're just a piece of shit.
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  Speaker 3: And I am so done with you.
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  Speaker 1: What about not sending you flowers when they're free?
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: No one special in your life.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go ahead and add that to the whole shit
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  Speaker 3: as well. Like you're you don't know anybody you would
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  Speaker 3: like to impress. Be for real.
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  Speaker 4: McKenna, how are you gonna entrap somebody? This is like insane.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't do anything.
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  Speaker 3: You lied to me. You said that this girl was
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  Speaker 3: your cousin this whole time and you couldn't tell me
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  Speaker 3: her name. You don't know where she lives. Now all
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  Speaker 3: of a sudden you all aren't like close, close. But
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  Speaker 3: you're liking everything and being such a slime ball.
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  Speaker 6: You know what's interesting is that you're lying about the
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  Speaker 6: cousin and it's like you really don't have a reason
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  Speaker 6: to lie because it's not like anything's happened.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, you're being stupid.
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  Speaker 5: But the fact that you lied makes it feel more slimy.
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  Speaker 1: Like there is something.
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  Speaker 6: To me, to me, the worst part is he had
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  Speaker 6: no one to send flowers to. Like when you got
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  Speaker 6: a girlfriend, like that hurts.
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  Speaker 1: They're free. You didn't have to pay for anything.
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  Speaker 6: Like, Hey, and I think Kyle even said a few
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  Speaker 6: different times, like, Hey, you get, these are free.
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  Speaker 4: Nope.
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  Speaker 1: Got nobody. Like that's a, that's bad, Jack.
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  Speaker 5: Whatever, man.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so McKenna, you're done with him, right? You're done.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm so done.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 3: We are completely done. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you guys, that's War of the Roses with John
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  Speaker 1: Jane Rich.