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It's Taco Tuesday (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.14.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. I have learned this weekend that when
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  Ryan Hoppy parties, he is drunk in bed by 11
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  p .m. with Rick and Morty on TV. Okay, let me
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  paint a picture. Right now I'm in this hotel
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  room, seven police suites. I got an Airbnb. And
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  the Airbnb ended up just leading me to a hotel
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  room for one time a night. It's always been kind
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  of talked about on whatever radio show I've worked
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  on because they've always wanted to be the one
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  that was the main influence. And what I mean
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  is when I worked for Rover, he's like, you have
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  other radio shows you grew up listening to besides
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  me? And I'm like, yes. And that's where the whole
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  mentor thing began. And then it kind of happened
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  with Drew Garabo and Mike Halter where I would
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  name drop, blah, blah, blah. So let me preface
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  it by saying there's a lot of people that influenced
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  me to go into radio. But one of the biggest names.
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  As I look at my cat. One of the biggest names
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  that influenced me to go into radio is Lex Staley
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  and Terry James of the Lex and Terry Morning
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  Radio Network. I found them, I don't know, I
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  used to go to the library like a nerd, but no,
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  I wasn't getting good grades. I was looking up
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  radio shows online and I found their show probably
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  like at 07, which it kind of describes my humor
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  for dick jokes. Because they're like the professors
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  at Dick Jokes. And I've been listening for 20
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  years. And I really started to get to know them
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  around 2015 when this show went from, it was
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  first a Hoppy show at WHCM 88 .3. And then old
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  school cats remember Hoppy and Super Rich. And
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  I worked for Rover and was told I couldn't do
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  any shows. Then I started doing Hoppy Hour. And
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  that was 11 years ago. And it was, wow, I keep
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  thinking it's like May. We're already in July.
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  But it was May 2015 this show began. And they
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  were one of the first people I interviewed because
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  they had seen me on social media throughout the
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  years. And I would say during this decade, I've
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  gotten significantly closer to Lex and Terry.
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  It went from, hey, I know that guy, to hey, yeah,
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  yeah, I talked to that guy. So it was good. Driving
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  to Jacksonville. I don't even know how I want
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  to start this. Well, first of all. They did their
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  little luau show right at Tide's Beach Bar. It
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  was a good time. I saw they were posting it like
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  a month ago, and I was like, Terry lives in Seattle.
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  Dallas is our, I'm a little tired, sorry. Lex
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  is in Dallas, and so is Dee and Sarah. So even
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  though they're very popular in Jacksonville,
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  they're not actually out of Jacksonville. So
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  how many times were they in the same room? And
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  also, I've seen Orlando. I've seen Miami. I've
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  seen Fort Myers. I have never seen Jacksonville.
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  And it is very interesting. So Saturday. I actually
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  worked for Wow 941, the base party station, and
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  took pictures on the beach, and that absolutely
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  demolished my phone. My phone went from 100 %
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  to like 73 % while taking, because we have these
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  little koozies we pass out for Metro Lagoon,
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  and we got to go up to people and ask to take
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  pictures of them. They love when I do that, but
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  if I'm with a pretty girl, it's different, because
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  we get to have pictures for the sales team. So
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  I got to work Saturday at like 11 a .m., and
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  I was like, okay. If I can be done by one, then
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  I'm going to be on the road by two. But no. My
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  phone is now deciding. I've had my cell phone
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  for two and a half years. And my phone is now
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  deciding that it does not want to charge very
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  well. The plug has not worked in the longest
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  time. I'm having to use the circular chargers.
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  And I just don't want to give my money to Apple,
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  man. But I'm also starting to realize that I
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  kind of postponed my trip by like four hours
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  because I had to charge my phone because I'm
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  driving across the state. So... And last week,
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  you guys all know that I tried to beat my screen
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  time record. Last week, despite canvassing for
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  Third Leg Greg and street -laced promotions and
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  marketing in Tampa, despite using a Bluetooth,
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  despite posting videos online, I was able to
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  break my screen time record by one minute. So
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  that was an accomplishment in itself. By the
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  way, we'll take a quick intermission before we
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  talk about the drive to Florida to say I am with
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  my lovely cat Luna. I am holding her. Her heart
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  is breathing very fast, and she is contributing
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  absolutely nothing to the conversation. Now,
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  if this was, I don't know, let's say during the
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  car ride, it would be different. 856 -494 -6773.
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  And we'll get to that in a second. So I ended
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  up leaving for Jacksonville right around, I say,
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  4 .30 p .m. I got one of those little diet drinks.
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  from Dunkin' Donuts that has all the caffeine,
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  those zero drinks. And I was driving. I only
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  had to pull over to piss about four or five times.
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  Mm -hmm. Which is a record for me. I drink a
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  lot of liquids. I have energy drinks. So I got
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  here at 8 .15. And I'm pretty exhausted. Like,
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  driving in Jacksonville is pretty intimidating.
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  It was like five lanes. It's insanity. Driving
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  around here is a different beast than driving
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  in St. Pete, man. Mm -hmm. Up here is a little
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  more industrial, a little more blue car. You
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  know what I mean? And down in Florida, I mean,
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  I know this is technically Florida, but I've
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  always viewed Jacksonville also as kind of a
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  branch of Georgia. Got a little bit of that southern
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  high. You know, it's happened to many. You kind
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  of normally get Southern. You have to say it
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  like that. Whenever you talk about Southern hospitality,
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  you got to say it like that. You're not really
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  kidding in there. And St. Pete, you're getting,
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  it's just different. So I, well, first I get
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  to the Simply Suites and there's nobody at the
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  front desk. And I'm like, oh, this is just my
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  luck. It's like 8 .50, Luna's behind. And all
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  of a sudden, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
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  there's like a phone that says call zero. And
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  from there, we'll come and get you or whatever.
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  So I call zero and it goes right to voicemail.
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  It's at their phone at the desk. I'm like, oh,
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  great. So then I get on my Wi -Fi through my
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  hotspot on my MacBook and I connect to my cell
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  phone internet, my LTE, and I go on my Airbnb.
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  And it's like, I'll call to check in. So I call,
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  and then I hear the ringing from the desk, and
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  then I hear, mm -hmm, hello? And then it was
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  me on the other end. Or I was at the other end,
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  but I was talking to someone, like, on the other
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  side of the office. So I could hear my voice
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  echoing. It's very strange. So then they chuck
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  me in, blah, blah, blah. And I immediately start
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  tearing up a little bit. I had gone to, like,
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  a pilot gas station and got in. The only booze
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  that I left that wasn't beers was two twisted
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  teeth. And what happened, ladies and gentlemen,
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  boys and girls, was I got lit. And I brought
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  in the cat cage with Luna in it. I brought in
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  my suitcase and my backpack. But I didn't really
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  feel like juggling cat litter. Because I wanted
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  to bring Luna on this trip, you know? I don't
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  really have. Hey, you have a girlfriend? And
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  as Lex told me when I told him I was bringing
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  my cat, he said, good, you're bringing some pussy
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  along. No, but so I closed the door, and I grabbed
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  the keys to the room, and I go to my car, and
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  I grab the litter box, and I put the litter box
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  in here. Then I immediately start ordering Asian
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  food. Mm -hmm. And I immediately start drinking
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  a little more. All of a sudden, I'm taking a
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  bath. And then Terry is like, hey, I'm not going
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  to be able to hang out tonight. I'm going to
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  bed early. I'll see you tomorrow. And all of
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  a sudden, I'm like, where is Luna? All of a sudden,
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  I'm starting to wonder. And I look under the
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  bed. I break open the bed like a maniac. I look
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  through all the freaking little drawers and that.
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  So in the bathroom, there is five rows of like
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  room to store things because I'm so tall. Row
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  on the bottom didn't look like it could go that
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  far back. So the whole time, my cat that I'm
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  now staring at is behind in the corner all the
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  way to the back. Inconvenience to me. I'm like,
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  where the hell did my cat go? So I'm like wandering
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  through the halls, wondering what's happening.
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  Asking people, have you seen my cat? I just probably
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  look like a psychopath. And I'm talking to my
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  mom on the phone. I'm freaking out. I'm like,
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  oh no, Luna's gone. Luna's gone. So then I go,
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  you know, I'm a little drunk right now. I need
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  to lay down. So I lay down and all of a sudden
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  I hear, something to that. It very strange me
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  out. And I go, oh, she's in the room. So then,
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  I don't know, for some reason I go, oh, let me
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  check the bottom corner. Like, I didn't think
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  about that before. And there she was. So now
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  I'm petting her. She seems very annoyed. And
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  the whole time I was like, couldn't you kind
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  of hear that your dad was shuffling throughout
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  the room? Mm -hmm. So I made a post about it.
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  Luna didn't really go missing. Her daddy's common
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  sense did. Ah, it was a little traumatic. Nothing
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  like tragedy, you know, kind of humble you. I
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  was like, oh, great. Then I start thinking, I
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  start getting really deep whenever something
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  traumatic happens, even though it's accidental
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  trauma, where I'm like, and what I mean by that
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  is like, I have this thing where I'm like, oh,
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  is it because I talk about celebrities that this
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  is my karma? I just was thinking all of that.
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  It was not the greatest time. But then I got
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  drunk and it's Sunday, like they say in Monster
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  Gym. I went to the thing that was known as Tide's
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  Beach Bar to hang out with the Lex and Terry
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  show. And let me tell you, I have a little bit
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  of Lex in me where I'm a smart ass and I say
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  things and you're like, damn, did he just say
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  that out loud? And then I got a lot of Terry
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  in me where I'm just like a loud mouth on air
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  and off air. I'm just very chill. These guys,
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  man, you know, like you say, you don't want to
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  meet your heroes. Like I met Opie. It was okay.
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  I was walking on Greg's shelves the whole time,
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  but I was still appreciative to meet one of the
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  goats. But he still kind of had to obsess over
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  my height. It was still cool to meet him. I've
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  met other people, but man, these guys were legit.
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  They were doing like, there was like free food,
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  free barbecue. It was great. They were in the
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  shade. And people hate on Jacksonville Beach
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  as a beach. It's a pretty good beach, man. Now
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  is it St. Pete Beach? No. But it's still pretty
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  good. yeah so i hung out with them and the event
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  was from two to four and then i went to lex's
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  room and blew him no i'm just kidding no i went
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  to lex's room and then we had beers and we talked
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  about radio and um lex this radio dj from springfield
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  missouri one of their affiliates and me we all
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  went and got tacos last night and i also realized
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  i needed a new iphone because my picture was
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  a very blurry But I wasn't going to ask Lex to
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  take a picture of my food. Especially when he.
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  Actually it ended up being a Springfield DJ pain.
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  Yes. So. Then I went to bed last night at 9.
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  And it was great. But Sarah, Tate, Dee, Terry,
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  Lex. They were all very nice. They were definitely
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  meet your heroes. And. is i'm not trying to sound
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  like a freaking simp okay it's not it's not what
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  i'm trying to do here but sarah is very pretty
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  as well a lot of times you'll see online you'll
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  see it like it's like she's not a catfish at
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  all she is not not like what she is that makes
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  sense i don't even know what i'm saying It's
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  definitely one of those things, like, you know,
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  like, and even like Terry, he's tall. It's just
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  weird. He listened to these people for 20 years.
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  I know how, that's how everybody feels about
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  meeting me. Oh, I've been listening to you since
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  2014. I'm just kidding. I don't know. Where are
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  we going? We're starting to stare off into somewhere
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  very quickly. So here's what we're going to do.
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  Before we go to break. I want to play you my
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  cat meowing. On the way to Jacksonville, Florida.
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  856 -49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773. You can
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  tweet at me, at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always
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  email me, RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. And you
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  guys want to hear a little bit of me. I'm an
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  absolute maniac in the club. I know you do. Who
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  wouldn't want to hear my kid meowing like a maniac?
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  Here it is. This was us driving across Florida.
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  That's how I feel every single day of my life.
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  Rob Gronkowski is pulling back the curtain on
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  Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's wedding. What
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  do you think he's going to say? Oh, it sucked.
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  I wanted to go home, but I got laid in the dressing
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  room. I mean, what is he going to say? I don't
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  want to hear any celebrity break down. No, I
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  mean, they're not going to be truthful. Speaking
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  on the July 8th episode of Tubi's The Other Football.
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  Everyone saw it on Tubi. Tubi Fair. Wow, that
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  was kind of funny. No, but Tubi Fair, a lot of
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  people do use it. It was the most amount of black
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  cars I've ever seen going into Madison Square
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  Garden. It was like a funeral. It was five blocks
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  of black cars in a row. Argentina's thrilling
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  World Cup game against Cape Verde was happening
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  at the same time. So the former NFL star had
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  something to do as he passed the time. Yeah,
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  you know, he's on his phone. She's just, Taylor's
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  out there. Blah, blah, blah. And all the guys
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  are like, oh, fine. She's so boring, it's getting
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  us into psychos. Happy Hot Topic! Travis and
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  Taylor. They're amazing. I don't know Taylor
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  that well, but I know Travis. He's one of my
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  favorite people in the world. Him and his brother,
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  Jason. But I don't go to weddings or funerals.
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  Yeah, it's kind of an ego thing, man. I don't
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  go to funerals. Jesus Christ. That means you're
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  free of your mortality. There's an NFL player
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  that earns a cover bar that was invited to Dave
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  Will's funeral. It was Willis, whatever the name
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  of the announcer of the Rays is. And he goes,
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  I don't do funerals. It's like, Dad, we're all
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  going to die. You kind of have to do funerals.
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  That's a rule for myself. So there's Charles
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  probably talking about Taylor. Oh, yeah. And
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  then what is going on right here? Happy Hot Topic.
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  Taylor Swift has paid her dues, literally. New
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  York City Mayor Zoran Mamdani. I don't like that
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  guy. He's so wishy -washy. Oh, I do like the
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  millennial energy. I can't deny it. It's kind
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  of nice. Confirming July 10th that the pop superstar
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  has already paid more than $160 ,000 to the city
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  of New York. All right, so she spent money on
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  your wedding. Yeah, you're shutting down the
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  whole city. Mm -hmm. All right, let's go out
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  there, celebrity. Margaret Qualley's team speaks
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  out about her split from Jack Antonoff. Following
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  reports of the pair's breakup after nearly three
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  years of marriage, the actress is shutting down
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  any speculation of infidelity. A judge has rejected
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  the latest attempt by prosecutors to change the
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  bond conditions for former Detroit Lions cornerback
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  Terryon Arnold. Yeah, there's something going
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  on with this judge. As News Channel 8's George
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  MacArthur shows us today, his NFL agent argued
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  that more restrictions could cost him the chance
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  to sign with another NFL team. Well, yeah, maybe
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  don't be a criminal, you moron. Pro! Prosecutors
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  said that Terryon Arnold no longer had the NFL
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  job that helped him avoid the GPS monitor. His
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  defense pushing back, claiming that Arnold already
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  has several teams interested in picking him up.
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  Oh, yeah. Nothing like a good criminal on your
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  team. Terryon Arnold appeared via Zoom from his
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  home in Tallahassee. He's got that Zoom background
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  where everything's blurred. I gotta figure out
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  how to do that. We're hearing at the Hillsborough
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  County Courthouse since posting a $1 million
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  bond. He's a danger to the community. Of course
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  he is. The three victims involved in this case.
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  The former Detroit Lions cornerback will not
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  have to wear a GPS monitor while he waits for
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  trial on kidnapping. I don't like that. I feel
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  like it's because he plays in the NFL. He should
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  totally be wearing a monitor. And armed robbery
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  charges. Tampa police say they believe Arnold
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  was the primary conspirator. He always does this
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  thing in court. Where he tries to look innocent.
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  The February 4th armed robbery, which involved
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  six other people. A bunch of morons. Of whom
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  were arrested earlier this year. Investigators
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  say Arnold and the other suspects planned to
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  get back at three people who they believe had
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  stolen over $250 ,000 in belongings from an Airbnb.
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  Ah, that sucks. What a moron. No! All right,
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  thanks, Grant. Well, Sarasota County Animal Services
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  is running out of room. Plenty of dogs, cats,
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  kittens are all waiting for a new place to call
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  home. If I brought another one home to learn,
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  I should be pissed off. I couldn't do that. This
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  headline is gross. No! No! Happy Hot Topic! We
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  have a health warning for you tonight. The Florida
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  Department of Health is investigating a listeria
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  outbreak linked to a Tampa restaurant. They say
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  five people got sick. Four of them reported eating
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  at the same restaurant. Oh, yeah. Lab results
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  show China Buffet on East... Oh, yeah. You kind
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  of know when you're going to those Chinese buffets.
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  You're kind of like, is something going to happen?
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  Am I going to have explosive diarrhea like Taco
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  Bell? Fowler Avenue near Nebraska is... likely
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  the source of that outbreak. The Department of
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  Health and the Department of Business and Professional
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  Regulation. Well, of course, it's near Nebraska.
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  I don't know. It's over at Hooker's Poop. ...are
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  working with that restaurant as the investigation
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  continues. Yeah, it's like the Chinese buffet
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  on 62nd Avenue now. It's St. Pete. You kind of
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  go at your own risk, you know, because it's like,
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  it could just end up... Like the first weekend
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  I moved in with my ex, I had some of the, we
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  went there, it was so romantic. This describes
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  the relationship. And I had one set of pants
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  of jeans and I completely pooped myself. It was
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  ridiculous. Oh yeah, it is frickin' Tuesday.
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  Taco Tuesday. As the cool kids say. And now,
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  back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
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  Hot 97 .7. If you are a Nepo baby, you will probably
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  hate it but still listen to Hoppy Hour with Ryan
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  FM DJs. Your morning show prep begins now. Loud,
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  rude, aggressive. And those are his good qualities.
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  A sick person with a powerful tool. On three.
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  You ready? One, two, three, go. Welcome to. In
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  your heart, you know what you like. Door is closing.
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  Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening
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  to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with
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  Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? Now, now, now, now.
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  If I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
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  gonna start. Okay, we'll hit it. Alright. Hoppy
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  Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.
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  This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Oh, yeah. Is this
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  mic on? I think it is. Oh, what's going on? If
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  you're listening, Wednesday morning in Fresno,
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  it's hump day. But if you're listening on a day
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  that this was recorded, it is Taco Tuesday. This
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  is Hoppy Hour. I am your host, Ryan Hoppy. You
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  can call the show and leave us a voicemail. 856
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  -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -557 -3. You can tweet
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  at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email
• 24:00
  me, RyanHoppyRadio. Gmail .com. Yesterday it
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  was a very this whole past weekend. It was just
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  a little nice to get out of st Pete for a second
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  Mm -hmm. When you leave your home, it makes you
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  kind of appreciate your home. Oh My god, so the
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  last time I spoke to you guys was about 830 on
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  Monday morning I was hungover, but not too bad.
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  I was like manageable hungover at my Jacksonville.
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  Um hotel room and I drove to a few places yesterday.
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  Mm -hmm. The first place I drove to was Jacksonville
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  Beach Cababar. My homie up there, Gabe, he works
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  at Eternal Cababar and Jacksonville Beach Cababar
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  up there in good old Jacksonville. So it was
• 24:55
  very nice to make a friend. Mm -hmm. And that
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  was very good. So then I, of course, have my
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  session with my shrink while I have a four and
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  a half hour drive home from Jacksonville to St.
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  Pete. And of course, I don't know if it's because
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  I was driving around the trees or whatnot, but
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  I was starting to really cut out like this. It
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  was really annoying. But we fought through it
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  and I had a good session with my therapist over
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  at counseling on call .net. So I did that. And
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  I'm like any true tourist. I went to St. Augustine.
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  No, not the Fountain of Youth or the Brick Roads.
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  I went to Buc -ee's. It's not bad. Let me first
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  say, I have no idea why Buc -ee's is not, like,
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  in between Tampa and Orlando or something or
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  anything. I don't understand why Tampa Bay gets
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  robbed of Buc -ee's, but we do. A little too
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  country for me. I'm not really a country guy.
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  It's also really big in there. Especially the
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  one in St. Augustine. I did the typical Bucky's
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  experience. I wasn't really trying to have a
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  brisket while driving four hours home. So what
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  I did was I got birthday cake caramel popcorn
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  and a nice cup of joe. $6 later, I'm like, this
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  is fine. You got the birthday cake popcorn to
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  eat while driving through Daytona on the outskirts.
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  the cameo over and over in the car and um i was
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  having a good drive you know i was listening
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  back to my podcast to critique it and i helped
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  me that helped make time go by Then I have this
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  psychotic thing I do. It's something I kind of
• 27:06
  keep to myself. No, it's nothing bad. It's just
• 27:08
  at the end of each workday, I listen to a bunch
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  of different radio shows, sign -offs and stuff,
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  like Manka and T -Man and two guys named Chris,
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  like the last times they were on air. And I listen
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  to it in like a certain row to kind of like say,
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  okay, I'm done with work for the day. And I did
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  that, which pretty much took me to the ride home.
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  So it was kind of like another work day. I mean,
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  I partied on Saturday about losing my cat. And
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  Sunday, just now by saying partying about almost
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  losing my cat, I looked around the room, but
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  I'm at work. That was a lot. But the drive's
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  going well, and you got the option on Daytona.
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  You can just gradually feel Florida getting hotter
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  as you head up. You had more south because it
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  was kind of flat in Jacksonville. It wasn't hot.
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  It wasn't cold. It was very strange. Okay, but
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  what happened was right as I got on the I -4
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  and I drive through downtown Orlando and see
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  the Amway Center, I believe it's called, and
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  all the Mickey ears and all the glory that is
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  known. as the tourist traffic notice orlando
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  and you're driving through it and all of a sudden
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  um i i have my cat in the front seat and i'm
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  like it's kind of hot in here isn't it luna feels
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  a little hot i don't know what's going on let
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  me turn up the air oh the air is at the lowest
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  at 58 oh love let me oh it's up and you have
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  that moment where you're like oh i think my air
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  conditioning they all need some new cool and
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  whatever but my air conditioning is no longer
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  working And I have another 90 minutes until I
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  go home and it's getting freaking hotter as we
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  approach the Bay Area. And my poor cat. You ever
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  seen it? There's a few analogies I have. Do you
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  remember in the Super Mario game where Super
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  Mario 64, where if he got tired, Mario would
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  go. Sounds like something else. That was loaded
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  just Here let me see I got a little bit of it
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  right here. This is the Super Mario This is what
• 29:34
  I think of my show And then all of a sudden her
• 29:44
  tongue's out like it's a dog. And I'm like, oh,
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  goody, goody gumdrops. My cat is overheated.
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  We met at home. Oh, man, is she bougie. When
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  she got into my nice air -conditioned house,
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  she was back to normal. It's like animals have
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  to be dramatic to let you know they don't like
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  the current situation. Like, I always come through,
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  Luna. I wasn't just going to leave you hanging.
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  No, I wouldn't do that to my baby girl. This
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  would get weird. I'm definitely a psychopath.
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  I'm doing a show where I'm talking to my cat
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  at work. RyanHoppyRadio .com. The hour will be
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  right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
• 30:43
  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
• 30:47
  poop. We also need to be affectionate. And you
• 30:51
  can see that with Barack and Michelle as well.
• 30:54
  They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.
• 30:58
  And we'll call it a day. The semen was so big.
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  As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
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  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
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  Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
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  so stick around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno.
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  Hoppy Hour will be right back. Oh, yeah. Mm -hmm.
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  We got a road premiere here. We got Swedish rapper
• 31:25
  Nemo with Wrong Light. This rap is in Swedish.
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  But I still think to the audience that only knows
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  English that you're going to really appreciate
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  this band. So here is Nemo with the world premiere
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  of Wrong Light. We'll be right back. Hang on.
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  Hörde bara snack om mig, vad har ni sagt om mig,
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  you know what? Kanske ni sökte fame, även om
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  den där dig never comes Sometimes you need to
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  pray, don't let me make it rain, pray to God
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  Snart det bara wake and bake, snart det här måste
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  jag söka Om tiden står still, söker man kärlek
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  eller söker man vänner? Om en ära går bort, blir
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  det någon man känner eller känner? Inget mans
• 32:22
  kvar, även inte ens regler som gällde Men allt
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  är bra, varför ska du då gå och gnälla om kvällen?
• 32:28
  Is it too bright for my eyes? Or do I need something
• 32:33
  lighter? Am I chasing the wrong light? Trying
• 32:39
  to make the darker brighter? Is it too bright
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  for my eyes? Or do I need something lighter?
• 32:49
  Am I chasing the wrong light? Try to make it
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  darker bright Now they just ask me, what do you
• 32:58
  see in me? You know what, maybe you're looking
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  for answers Even if everything is still where
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  it was Sometimes you need to see, don't let your
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  mind deceive Look inside, feeling the pain in
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  me That is my energy, wake up time Universum
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  är tyst men känslomässigt allting bara skriker
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  Känner mig både som stormen och skeppet som kommer
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  med vinden Nu du vände dig till Gud och började
• 33:19
  be för alla dina synder Klasch du vände dig till
• 33:22
  han för nu var det slut på logiska hinder Is
• 33:25
  it too bright for my eyes? Or do I need something
• 33:29
  lighter? Am I chasing the wrong light? Try to
• 33:35
  make the darker brighter Is it too bright for
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  my eyes? Or do I need something lighter? Am I
• 33:46
  chasing the wrong light? Trying to make the darker
• 33:50
  brighter Pretty good song, wasn't it? Oh yeah!
• 35:34
  Stations are tuned in too. 456 -49 -Hobby. 8
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  -5 -6. 6 -7 -3. Something like that. We got so
• 38:39
  much happening around Instagram. First off here,
• 38:46
  we got Elon Musk. Oh, father of the year. The
• 38:51
  guy everybody wants is a father, being that Elon
• 38:55
  Musk. His daughter says we need more gay people
• 39:03
  in the government. Jokes on you. We got a clip
• 39:11
  right here of Donald J. Trump, everyone's favorite
• 39:15
  president of the year. Not at all. Why don't
• 39:19
  we have him? It was two years ago that that assassination
• 39:25
  attempt happened where he decided he wanted to
• 39:28
  keep his head up higher and make it easier for
• 39:31
  him to make a shot again. Like, if you have an
• 39:34
  assassination, I'm not going down the road. It's
• 39:36
  a conspiracy theory. Because I kind of think
• 39:38
  it's, I don't know. If someone wasn't killed,
• 39:41
  I would definitely say it was staged. But it's
• 39:43
  just very weird how he kept touching his ear.
• 39:46
  Hmm. Little Dirk accuses Fez of hiding evidence.
• 39:50
  And he's trying to delay his trial again. Yeah.
• 39:54
  Little Dirk's just pushing it back because he
• 39:56
  is so screwed. He had everything, man, and he
• 40:00
  just had to throw it away. Oh, a boozy badass
• 40:04
  is an idiot. A boozy badass says he dropped big
• 40:06
  money for a presidential pardon. Oh yeah, so
• 40:08
  we just learned that the people that get pardoned
• 40:12
  are not innocent. He claims the deal never delivered
• 40:16
  and now he's suing to get a refund. Oh yeah.
• 40:22
  It's like suing the drug dealer for ripping you
• 40:24
  off. According to a bombshell notice report,
• 40:26
  the rapper is taking legal action against political
• 40:29
  operatives Jacob Bull and Jack Berkman. After
• 40:32
  allegedly shelling out $600 ,000. That's no joke.
• 40:36
  $60 ,000, it's not excusable, but you're like,
• 40:39
  okay, but $600 ,000, that's a lot of money. To
• 40:44
  help secure a pardon from President Trump. All
• 40:46
  right, so it didn't happen. Oh, did you know
• 40:50
  Lizzo lost 20 or gained 20 pounds? It's what
• 40:54
  happens when you take the jab. It's after a while,
• 40:58
  it's hard to maintain. What's going on with Bryce
• 41:01
  Harper? Oh, geez. Bryce Harper is speaking out
• 41:05
  after his personalized video for an alleged gambling
• 41:07
  addict sparked major controversy. Yeah. Gambling's
• 41:12
  out of control. Last week, Harper took to his
• 41:16
  Instagram story and said that he had no idea
• 41:18
  the cameo video he recorded would be used by
• 41:19
  FanDuel as a part of a VIP gambling promotion.
• 41:24
  According to Harper, someone identifying themselves
• 41:26
  as Britney requested the video through Cameo's
• 41:29
  personal category, and he simply read the script
• 41:31
  he was given. He then says FanDuel later added
• 41:33
  it's a logo and used the video without his knowledge
• 41:35
  or permission, adding that if he had known how
• 41:43
  it would be used, he never would have made it.
• 41:45
  Yeah, sports betting is out of control. There
• 41:48
  are a lot of friends of mine that I cannot watch
• 41:52
  games with. They'll be doing well, you know,
• 41:55
  here in the parlay. And then all of a sudden,
• 41:59
  Mike Evans doesn't get 100 yards, and then they
• 42:02
  don't get $1 ,000, and they're mad. It's not
• 42:06
  fun to be around. Harper added that his attorneys
• 42:08
  have advised him not to comment any further,
• 42:10
  so this could end up becoming a lengthy legal
• 42:11
  battle. All right, here we go. Okay, there is
• 42:15
  no one spicier than Bryce Harper. He's definitely
• 42:19
  not someone I want to piss on. Oh, what do we
• 42:21
  have here? Oh, Jay -Z and his douchebag, known
• 42:28
  as Michael Rubin, had a party in New York City.
• 42:31
  He's the fanatic. See, I'm telling you, we're
• 42:34
  going to find out something about that pretty
• 42:36
  boy. I don't think it's on the level of Epstein.
• 42:42
  Here's Scooter Braun talking about his relationship
• 42:45
  with Taylor Swift. I don't know Taylor Swift.
• 42:48
  I don't think anyone does. She's an annoying
• 42:50
  broad. I think I've met her in my life three
• 42:53
  times. I have never had a substantial conversation
• 42:57
  with her. I don't think anybody really wants
• 42:59
  to unless y 'all can ask us. Our conversations
• 43:02
  are riveting. In my life, I one time got invited
• 43:07
  to a private party by her. She told me she had
• 43:10
  the utmost respect for me. Yeah, she's kissing
• 43:12
  your ass because you're on to her music. Mm -hmm.
• 43:16
  I told her I had the utmost respect for her.
• 43:18
  You don't spend $300 million buying a label that
• 43:19
  she's on unless you're excited at the opportunity
• 43:22
  to. I feel like Scooter's not that bad. I'm not
• 43:26
  saying he's a good guy. I'm not saying I want
• 43:27
  him to have a daughter because he's a flower.
• 43:30
  Mm -hmm. I had a daughter. But I'm just saying
• 43:32
  at the same time, it's like, Jesus Christ. He
• 43:35
  doesn't seem that bad. Work with her. I will
• 43:38
  never truly understand that situation to this
• 43:40
  day. I don't know. I wish her nothing but the
• 43:43
  best. That's what you always say. It's like when
• 43:45
  the people in the South say, bless your heart,
• 43:48
  when they're really saying, go fuck yourself.
• 43:53
  I learned a tremendous amount from it. Yeah,
• 43:56
  not the best of that bitch. I chose to grow from
• 44:00
  it. I'm grateful for it at this point in my life.
• 44:03
  You know, all the Swifties are freaking out that
• 44:06
  he's not embarrassing himself. Mm -hmm. But I
• 44:09
  think there's this big misconception that, like,
• 44:12
  we knew each other and we had this feud and,
• 44:13
  like, you know, I managed her for years. Whatever.
• 44:17
  I don't really care. I'm just going to freaking
• 44:19
  run. Although he's got those freaking Sidney
• 44:22
  Sweeney milkers right in his face. Mm -hmm. Ah,
• 44:27
  the rapper Mayna on the Yo Let's Rap About It
• 44:30
  podcast discussed having a hairpiece. Did you
• 44:36
  get the hairpiece? That's Davey's. Yeah, the
• 44:39
  curly front top. This hairpiece now? The one
• 44:41
  you rocking now. At what age did that happen?
• 44:43
  I got this about five years ago. Oh, that's new.
• 44:45
  That's new. Where you get it from? Online. Online?
• 44:50
  Yes. Online? You ordered it? But how does it
• 44:52
  look so natural if you got it online? Wow, that's
• 44:57
  a terrible podcast. Yeah. That damn 70 pounds.
• 45:03
  There is a Jay -Z moment where he nearly canceled
• 45:08
  his Yankee Stadium finale amid fans being crazy.
• 45:12
  Oh, geez. One has been seeing Jay -Z's night
• 45:15
  three of his concert at the Yankee Stadium last
• 45:17
  night. Well, sources say he was this close to
• 45:19
  canceling. Yeah, he's just looking for a reason
• 45:22
  to do it. One hour after Jay -Z was supposed
• 45:26
  to be on stage Sunday night, almost half of the
• 45:28
  Yankee Stadium crowd was still stuck outside
• 45:30
  the venue. I feel like waiting in line is just
• 45:37
  not it in New York. By the way, the NYPD have
• 45:41
  had quite the active summer. The playoffs, the
• 45:44
  Eastern Conference finals, the finals, the Knicks
• 45:48
  parade, the fourth, FIFA, Taylor Swift's wedding.
• 45:52
  I'm reading an Instagram comment. Yeah, that's
• 45:54
  a lot of nonsense. creating three hours of chaos
• 45:59
  behind the scenes for Jay, his superstar guest,
• 46:01
  NYPD, and tweets. Sources tell TMZ the first
• 46:05
  sign of trouble came at 8 .55 p .m. Keep in mind,
• 46:08
  Jay had been hitting the stage at around 9 p
• 46:10
  .m. for the stadium shows, but when a few hundred
• 46:12
  people without tickets bum -rushed an entrance
• 46:14
  and some actually got in, security shut down
• 46:16
  all gates. Ah, New York having to make it. Make
• 46:20
  something good, not fun. I ain't saying Chicago
• 46:26
  ain't going to be rude. Tyler Perry said, I'm
• 46:38
  not embarrassed about my sexual orientation.
• 46:41
  He's pretty much saying he's gay. Sonny Hostin's
• 46:50
  son, the girlfriend of you. Gotta call it trespassing.
• 46:54
  Yeah. When you have that illusion. As a mom,
• 46:58
  you're not really going to be morally, you know,
• 47:00
  there. Jax Taylor got cozy with his ex, Britney's
• 47:05
  publicist. He's plowing at us. Big Tigger. I
• 47:11
  said Tigger. His wife's. Says she's innocent
• 47:14
  after that arrest. Man, those two morons. I should
• 47:17
  not have reproduced. Taco Bell's being investigated
• 47:20
  for explosive diarrhea. One of the most unlikable
• 47:27
  humans to ever human. Tom Segura and Christina
• 47:30
  P are separating. Yeah, I am like a... Not a
• 47:34
  parasocial relationship with Tom Segura, because
• 47:36
  I don't really give a fucking shit what he says,
• 47:38
  because I don't think he's that funny. I think
• 47:41
  any comedian has to talk about, oh, the poor.
• 47:46
  It's like, look at you now. You're single, just
• 47:48
  like your poor audience. Yeah, hanging out with
• 47:53
  Bert Kaiser. Mm -hmm. The one thing I do say
• 47:57
  I will respect about Tom's the girl is that Cal
• 48:00
  to try it so hard to be buddy buddy with Tom's
• 48:03
  the girl like he is with Bert Kreischer and rest
• 48:08
  in peace, Ralphie May and Tom wanted nothing
• 48:11
  to do with that. He knew that was just, oh, you
• 48:14
  know. Actually, that's not Mike's voice. Oh,
• 48:16
  yeah. I feel like there's a chance here for a
• 48:18
  friendship. I wish Mike well. The silence is
• 48:27
  deafening. When I was, you know, scraping by
• 48:31
  two years ago, oh, they'd run my name through
• 48:37
  the ground. No, they act like I don't exist.
• 48:42
  Even though I see associates viewing my Instagram
• 48:45
  stories, you guys are caught. I also don't really
• 48:50
  care. I just like being a jackass on this show.
• 48:53
  Ah, here's Ted Cruz discussing the loss of Lindsey
• 48:56
  Graham. How are you, Ted? I'm doing well. I'm
• 48:59
  sorry for your loss, mate. It was a tragic weekend.
• 49:06
  He cannot make anything sincere, can he? It was,
• 49:10
  right? Lindsey was one of a kind. Ah, he's a
• 49:14
  total douche. I am shocked and stunned. I think
• 49:18
  every senator is, and we're just... Free! Speaking
• 49:23
  out about our mortality. We're grieving our friends.
• 49:27
  What do you make of, there's a lot of criticism
• 49:29
  of him online right now. What do you think of
• 49:32
  people, like, standing up about him? I don't
• 49:34
  care what the haters say online. Oh, yeah, he
• 49:36
  totally does. I know you're addressing it. I'm
• 49:38
  going to tell you right now, if there's somebody
• 49:41
  out there that says they don't care about the
• 49:43
  haters, they don't care. Or they do care. Remarkable
• 49:48
  man. He served his country. 23 years in the Air
• 49:52
  Force. 23 years. He creeps me out. Ted Cruz just
• 49:57
  seems like he would love a nice big penis. Mm
• 50:00
  -hmm. He is the nationally syndicated TV in the
• 50:04
  morning. Arguing with Linnell, the comedian,
• 50:08
  for failing to promote her shows, but showing
• 50:10
  love to T .I. instead. Clap it up for Comedian
• 50:14
  Looney! All right! Little now ain't about it.
• 50:19
  She's spicy. I know this is a visual, but she's
• 50:24
  just sitting there. I'm about to go. Good morning.
• 50:28
  Good morning. Looking good. You know what? So
• 50:33
  I have this thing that I do when I'm on my way
• 50:37
  to the station. I be listening. So. One of y
• 50:42
  'all said, what's going on this weekend? And
• 50:45
  it was T .I., T .I., T .I., and all this. And
• 50:47
  nobody mentioned me, and I'm on my way here.
• 50:50
  6 o 'clock in the morning. No. T .I.'s not down
• 50:55
  there. Okay. Oh, jeez. I'm on my way here. You
• 50:59
  know what? You're right. You guys didn't even
• 51:00
  mention me. Okay. Well, probably because you
• 51:02
  know what? Probably because what? You're getting
• 51:04
  ready to take over the whole hour. Yeah. That's
• 51:06
  what you're saying. We don't need no one mentioned.
• 51:08
  No, no, no, but why wouldn't you have said that
• 51:11
  I'm here? I'm on my way here. And the fact that
• 51:14
  they're being so dismissive, they're being bitches.
• 51:20
  It's 6 o 'clock in the morning, 3 o 'clock in
• 51:23
  my body from the West Coast. I'm the one who
• 51:26
  came sitting in the traffic. You see, I wasn't
• 51:28
  listening before I got here. This is just great.
• 51:32
  I don't know. Why would you guys not mention
• 51:34
  that I'm in town and on my way here? I feel like
• 51:37
  it would be a better conversation if we had it
• 51:39
  with you, though. That's like an LNS child, man.
• 51:42
  It's happening. What's happening? What you feel?
• 51:46
  Yeah. Does this feel better? Yes. It doesn't
• 51:48
  now. Right, it doesn't now. Yeah, it don't now,
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  but it could have. I had a whole new, different...
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  All right, there you go. It's D .D. in the morning.
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  What pisses me off is in Chicago on Power 92
• 51:59
  and they air that show to make it sound like
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  she's there. But she's in Atlanta. And the ratings
• 52:04
  show how much they love her in Chicago. They
• 52:08
  love her. I'm not at all. 8 -5 -6. A 49 hobby.
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  It's 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -4. 5 -6 -7 -7 -3. What's
• 52:22
  going on with Trump? He goes on another rant
• 52:24
  about Obama. 47 years they've been tapping people
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  along, presidents. Every president got tapped
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  along. I am Donald Trump. I am an orange loser.
• 52:36
  Didn't do anything and they became more and more
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  powerful. this should have been done 47 years
• 52:41
  ago shouldn't have been allowed to start hi here's
• 52:49
  an interesting thing have time for this if you
• 52:52
  find a literal explosive please leave it where
• 52:54
  it's found ontario police said that someone brought
• 52:56
  a grenade to an ottawa station and they're asking
• 52:59
  people to please not do this they say that the
• 53:04
  grenade is an unexploded world war ii grenade
• 53:07
  that Whoa. Resident found. They wrote on social
• 53:10
  media basically saying, please do not transport
• 53:12
  these to your local station, end quote. This
• 53:15
  could obviously prove extremely dangerous to
• 53:17
  the person bringing the item. I bet my grandpa
• 53:19
  threw a few of those. And I bet he gave some
• 53:24
  lovin' to grenades. I can't believe he was a
• 53:28
  ladies' man. And others around. I'm sure the
• 53:30
  intentions were pure. Please leave it where it's
• 53:33
  found. All right, here we go. Yeah, there was
• 53:36
  a time I had this adopted grandpa named Grandpa
• 53:38
  Jim. Mm -hmm. And Grandpa Jim was a very interesting
• 53:43
  guy. He gave me a machete and said, I think this
• 53:48
  would be good for you to bring the show and tell.
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  So I brought the weapon to school. Now in 2026,
• 53:56
  I would have been arrested. Mm -hmm. I, uh, it
• 54:02
  was 2005. So they just kind of said, hey, put
• 54:06
  this over here. We're going to call your mom
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  real quick. You're not in trouble. We can't really,
• 54:11
  you know, have a machete at work at school for
• 54:15
  show and tell in fifth grade. Can't believe that
• 54:21
  happened. There's this woman that's been stalking
• 54:24
  Shia LaBeouf, which she's a loser. He's stalking
• 54:30
  another loser. And here he is begging her to
• 54:33
  leave him alone. You scare me too then you know
• 54:47
  say That's kind of how I feel about your career
• 54:55
  I'm not gonna play the clip Pat McAfee recapped
• 55:05
  Taylor's wedding. If he was a real man, he would
• 55:07
  have been like, yeah, she was a real bitch. There's
• 55:11
  a guy named Riley who was rapping on Waffle House.
• 55:22
  And it went viral. And then he was interviewed
• 55:25
  on TMZ and said he would still work at Waffle
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  House, even if he got a million dollar deal.
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  That is the most Atlanta thing I've seen all
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  day. That was even more Atlanta than Diddy in
• 56:14
  the morning. Why do I say that? She's probably
• 56:17
  not even from, you know, Atlanta. Where was she
• 56:23
  born? Yeah, she was born in Seattle. That rap
• 56:31
  was more Atlanta than D .D. in the morning. Not
• 56:34
  promoting Lou now. I got you, Linnell. You know
• 56:38
  I got you, boo. I'm sure she would be astounded
• 56:42
  by this show if she said it. All right, here
• 56:44
  is that guy that was rapping about Waffle House.
• 56:48
  Here he is talking to TMZ. In all honesty, I'm
• 56:53
  so much of a real -life regular guy. Let's say
• 56:57
  a label came with a deal. They said a million
• 57:00
  dollars. This is everything I wanted. Million
• 57:03
  -dollar contract. Okay, cool, sign it. Yeah,
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  not even read it. I might tell Waffle House,
• 57:08
  hey, y 'all, I might only be able to work one
• 57:11
  day a week. You know, just because I actually
• 57:15
  could say I love the job. I love that. I respect
• 57:18
  that. He's a hard working guy. People I love.
• 57:21
  It's a community. It's a family. It shows him
• 57:24
  in the parking lot of a sicko in like Georgia
• 57:27
  and the background kind of looks like where I
• 57:29
  was in Jacksonville. good old freakville like
• 57:34
  waffle house is america's diner it's america's
• 57:36
  place it's america's place to eat now he's doing
• 57:41
  a little social media pitch trying to get paid
• 57:43
  by them just read off the whole menu now you
• 57:46
  know your stick sucks so america's place to work
• 57:50
  been i've watched servers and cooks put their
• 57:53
  families through college um to take care of hospital
• 57:57
  bills like you know sometimes it can get hard
• 57:59
  but it's still a great corporation and a great
• 58:01
  company to work for great benefits and like i
• 58:04
  am he's just china it kind of became like a i
• 58:11
  don't know like an infomercial for a waffle house
• 58:13
  we got it Brad Pitt's daughter is changing her
• 58:16
  last name from Pitt and did a newspaper article
• 58:18
  about it. What a brat! I ain't siding with Brad
• 58:25
  Pitt. But I also ain't siding with a mom that's
• 58:29
  a side chick. They're both mutants! RyanHoppyRadio
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• 58:51
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• 58:55
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• 59:00
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• 59:03
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• 59:06
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• 59:12
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  She know because I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm
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  getting to that money. Yeah, I'm getting, I'm
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  getting, I'm getting to that money. Yeah, I'm
• 1:00:16
  getting, I'm getting, I'm getting to that money.
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  Yeah, I'm getting, I'm getting to that money.
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  You know I'm duggin' like a wannabe, stuntin'
• 1:00:24
  like a wannabe. Brother by my side, got my cutty
• 1:00:27
  right in front of me. If you ain't talkin' bout
• 1:00:30
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  that, with the Gucci hat. Bugs running Jordan's
• 1:00:39
  own with the two straps. Reached since a young
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  and never been on food stamps. But I push packs
• 1:00:45
  and I can show you where the cool is at. Better
• 1:00:48
  hundred. Nah, better thousand. When I talk, they
• 1:00:52
  listen. Call me young Cali. And I wasn't on Cali's
• 1:00:56
  album. But I'm still a young boss. Watch me,
• 1:00:59
  Captain Lousy. And more money equals more problems.
• 1:01:03
  Still I'm walking in the streets like I ain't
• 1:01:05
  worried about it. See, I dropped a few meals.
• 1:01:08
  You know how I live. So I got to be in it like
• 1:01:11
  hope. I love it. I can't do nothing but it. I
• 1:01:15
  can't even run from it. Time I don't waste it.
• 1:01:45
  No sanitation. I don't recycle. I go cycle crazy.
• 1:01:49
  Get crazy about my people. Get local for my door.
• 1:01:53
  I mean I'm at the next. Like a polo. YMV. That's
• 1:01:58
  the f***ing logo. We on these f***ing hills like
• 1:02:01
  some Manolo. Make the bank bounce like a pogo.
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  And if you can't swim in that water, then don't
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  showboat. Never throw a brick and hide your hands,
• 1:02:11
  boy. We'll be right back. Get inside of my...
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• 1:03:41
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• 1:03:45
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• 1:06:51
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• 1:06:56
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  This segment is going to be... That's how I feel.
• 1:07:18
  856. A 49 happy. Why am I starting to feel hot
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  in here? Number one, it's 76 degrees, which is
• 1:07:24
  disgusting. Everywhere it's hot. My air conditioning's
• 1:07:28
  out in my car. I got sweaty feet because I got
• 1:07:32
  hyperhidrosis. And now it's 76 in the room. Kill
• 1:07:37
  me now. Happy Hot Topic. the jokes on the internet
• 1:07:45
  yeah you know oh here's the jugs on the internet
• 1:07:48
  after seemingly hard launching a 22 year old
• 1:07:52
  boyfriend the comedian reveals the whole thing
• 1:07:55
  was actually a social experiment and then moving
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  on after posting a photo with a younger man to
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  instagram on july 9th he's 22 have at it all
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  right whatever so she had one eye to just get
• 1:08:14
  freaking out happy hot topic south african soccer
• 1:08:21
  is mourning the loss of one of its rising stars
• 1:08:25
  this is so sad midfielder jaden adams has died
• 1:08:29
  at the age of 25 according to south africa's
• 1:08:33
  sports ministry after just recently representing
• 1:08:36
  south africa in the fifa i remember santa i'm
• 1:08:39
  lying i don't watch a second world cup world
• 1:08:41
  cup adams appeared in all three of the team's
• 1:08:45
  group stage match all right rest in peace bunny
• 1:08:47
  i'm so sorry you're dead and you spent your last
• 1:08:52
  summer playing soccer oh no Rosie O'Donnell opens
• 1:08:57
  up about a powerful moment with her daughter,
• 1:08:59
  Chelsea. One month after visiting the 28 -year
• 1:09:02
  -old in prison, the comedian who's been open
• 1:09:05
  about her daughter's past struggles with addiction
• 1:09:11
  tells Page Six in a July 12 interview how the
• 1:09:14
  emotional reunion gave her hope for their future.
• 1:09:18
  Yeah, let's be honest here. I don't want to sound
• 1:09:20
  like a dick, but I kind of am. Brad, I'm looking
• 1:09:26
  at a headline about Angelina. That was a failed
• 1:09:28
  bit. Rosie O'Donnell's a terrible mom and so
• 1:09:31
  is this segment. Explaining it was the first
• 1:09:34
  conversation I've had with her in 10 years that
• 1:09:36
  lasted more than 25 minutes. That's probably
• 1:09:41
  because you were not a present. Happy hot topic.
• 1:09:45
  But now that your kid's in jail, now you're mother
• 1:09:50
  of the year. Shut up. Rihanna proves she can
• 1:09:54
  still shine bright like a diamond. On stage.
• 1:10:09
  The singer showed up for Jay -Z during the final
• 1:10:13
  show of his three -night stint at Yankee Stadium
• 1:10:16
  on July 12th, more than two years after she last
• 1:10:19
  performed on stage. Though the concert ultimately
• 1:10:22
  didn't kick off until the early hours of July
• 1:10:25
  13th. yeah rihanna didn't miss a beat as she
• 1:10:29
  stepped out to duet their 2009 iconic track run
• 1:10:33
  this town all right she needs to make new music
• 1:10:37
  that's what she needs to do he did rivalry star
• 1:10:46
  hudson williams attempts to burn photos in a
• 1:10:48
  confrontation with autograph sellers oh yeah
• 1:10:51
  he's trying to come off his tongue The actor
• 1:11:00
  confronts autograph sellers asking for signatures
• 1:11:04
  on July 11th, stating that they were following
• 1:11:06
  him and his girlfriend, Caitlin Larson, during
• 1:11:09
  his trip to France for Paris Fashion Week. Brian
• 1:11:20
  Austin Green says he prioritized physical attraction
• 1:11:23
  in his marriage to Megan Fox. Six years after
• 1:11:32
  their divorce, the Beverly Hills 90210 alum shares
• 1:11:35
  how his relationship with the actress changed
• 1:11:37
  his perspective when he pursued his now -fiancee,
• 1:11:40
  Sharna Burgess. I bet he's with her for her riveting
• 1:11:45
  personality. Reflects during an appearance on
• 1:11:48
  the I Do Part 2 podcast July 12th. Until Sharna,
• 1:11:51
  my ex and I were together for almost 15 years.
• 1:11:54
  We were married for almost 10 years, and I led
• 1:11:57
  with physical attraction. I'm sure she led with...
• 1:12:00
  well actually he didn't have that much money
• 1:12:02
  so it must be an attraction too he's not bad
• 1:12:04
  looking hillary duff is coming clean about her
• 1:12:09
  beauty routine and let's just say her salmon
• 1:12:12
  sperm facial era oh yeah every girl goes through
• 1:12:16
  a salmon spam say her salmon sperm facial era
• 1:12:21
  is so not yesterday there you go that's how we'll
• 1:12:25
  leave the salmon sperm describes happy hour Selena
• 1:12:29
  Gomez's mom, Mandy Teefee, is using one of her
• 1:12:32
  daughter's lyrics to set the record straight.
• 1:12:35
  Telling one fan to calm down after they thought
• 1:12:37
  she was revealing public drama with her daughter.
• 1:12:40
  Mandy sharing a photo on Instagram July 12th
• 1:12:43
  with Selena and her 13 -year -old sister, Gracie.
• 1:12:46
  Writing in the caption, my greatest accomplishments,
• 1:12:48
  love me or not. Nina Dobrev is sinking her teeth
• 1:13:05
  into a new chapter when it comes to her love
• 1:13:08
  life. She's dating doggie Joseph. I'm sure he
• 1:13:14
  does the doggie. Teach me how to doggie. Teach
• 1:13:16
  me. Teach me how to doggie. Teach me how to doggie.
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  Teach me. Teach me how to doggie. The Vampire
• 1:13:24
  Diaries alarm has been spotted enjoying a...
• 1:13:26
  So she's hanging out with a guy. Angelina Jolie
• 1:13:31
  and Brad Pitt's daughter Zahara Jolie -Pitt is
• 1:13:34
  taking the next step in legally changing her
• 1:13:37
  name. Oh, yay! Brad Pitt making men look bad.
• 1:13:43
  Thank you. Appreciate it. After the 21 -year
• 1:13:48
  -old filed to legally remove her dad's last name
• 1:13:51
  back in June. And I sat with these. monks and
• 1:13:59
  it was the most amazing experience and i got
• 1:14:03
  i'm getting teary -eyed talking about it but
• 1:14:04
  millie bobby brown getting candid about her anxiety
• 1:14:10
  the stranger things star recently revealed that
• 1:14:13
  after an incident in which she and her security
• 1:14:16
  were chased for 20 minutes by an unnamed party
• 1:14:18
  led to a three -month long anxiety attack she
• 1:14:21
  was finally able to reconnect with her inner
• 1:14:24
  peace Just yell at the wall like Winona Ryder
• 1:14:30
  did in Season 1 of Stranger Things. Or visiting
• 1:14:32
  monks in... Whatever, she visited monks. And
• 1:14:35
  Michael Beasley says to downplay the Bam Adebayo
• 1:14:39
  and Tyler Hero scrap of their brothers. I don't
• 1:14:42
  think that's the case, bud. Lewis Hamilton and
• 1:14:47
  Kim Kardashian are keeping up with the Fastlane.
• 1:14:50
  Oh yeah! Plan on each other. Three months after
• 1:14:55
  making their romance Instagram official, the
• 1:14:58
  Formula One champion hit the family circuit.
• 1:15:01
  He took a picture with the family. I'm sure Kanye
• 1:15:03
  loves it. That was his brother. Oh, yeah. Oh,
• 1:15:16
  yeah. We have 57 days until the NFL regular season.
• 1:15:21
  I saw the guy Scott from, what's it called? Red
• 1:15:28
  Zone said we have nine Sundays left until the
• 1:15:31
  NFL returns. And I'm so excited. Now, as a quick
• 1:15:37
  reminder, if you want to hear about the X's and
• 1:15:41
  O's, you can listen to sports radio. That's not
• 1:15:45
  what we provide here. Here we talk about the
• 1:15:49
  X's and O's. including former NFL wag, Alison
• 1:15:54
  Cooch. Mm -hmm. Uh, wife of former Chargers,
• 1:16:00
  Isaac Rochelle, had to pay $20 ,000 for her kid's
• 1:16:05
  birth. But guess what? It was a private room.
• 1:16:07
  So it's clickbait. Mm. Oh, sure. Uh -huh. And
• 1:16:20
  there's this story about Miles Garrett and Devontae
• 1:16:24
  Adams throwing gas on Aaron Donalds. Sort of.
• 1:16:29
  Devontae Adams and Miles Garrett are throwing
• 1:16:31
  jet fuel on the Aaron Donald unretirement speculation.
• 1:16:36
  I'm Mike Babcock and this is A Minute with Mike.
• 1:16:39
  It would be crazy if L .A. went on to win a championship.
• 1:16:43
  Why would it be crazy? Because then. there would
• 1:16:47
  be this thing that would be known as Miles Gann,
• 1:16:50
  the championship. And then Matthew Stafford would
• 1:16:54
  be looked at differently after two championships.
• 1:16:56
  We're already talking about the possibility of
• 1:16:59
  the future first ballot Hall of Famer unretiring.
• 1:17:02
  All right, so there's the possibility. All right,
• 1:17:07
  we got a few things in here. Let's do a Winston
• 1:17:10
  -Salem news. Oh, yeah, it gets all the girls
• 1:17:14
  topless when you turn on the Winston -Salem News
• 1:17:16
  music. They go, hey, DJ, I'll show you my tits
• 1:17:19
  if you turn this on. Winston -Salem News. Hi,
• 1:17:25
  Chase. From Winston -Salem, I'm talking clean.
• 1:17:36
  I'm sweating, Paul. It's not good. It's gross.
• 1:17:42
  Still shines right happy on the mic all day out
• 1:17:46
  of Tampa Bay. He don't I'm sweating. is accused
• 1:19:24
  of exposing himself to shoppers at a store in
• 1:19:26
  West Wendover Plaza. Loser! Yesterday, 44 -year
• 1:19:32
  -old James Bell faces a felony charge. Warrants
• 1:19:36
  allege one of the two people he exposed himself
• 1:19:39
  to in a TJ Maxx was a minor. Ah, well, making
• 1:19:44
  North Carolina look bad. North Carolina's nice
• 1:19:46
  to hang out in. Mm -hmm. from the go y 'all brian
• 1:19:58
  and the bull stand tall They're showing them
• 1:20:54
  driving on the highway, and of course there's
• 1:20:56
  a Glenn Lerner billboard. He's like the STD of
• 1:20:58
  billboards in Illinois. So they're going to raise
• 1:21:06
  prices on living in Illinois with tolls. Oh,
• 1:21:10
  but I thought Governor Pritzker was so great.
• 1:21:13
  All right, I'm starting to sweat balls in this
• 1:21:16
  room. Coffee didn't help. All right, it's time
• 1:21:19
  for Tampa News. these crazy moves. Every scoop
• 1:22:08
  hittin' harder than a clenched fist. Tampa Bay
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• 1:22:13
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  the mix. From state kid to the world, we bringin'
• 1:22:19
  the fix. Happy Hot Topic! A scary scene inside
• 1:22:24
  a Hernando County Walmart after deputies say
• 1:22:26
  an armed suspect ran into the store. Loser! Hands
• 1:22:32
  behind your back! Okay, okay, okay, okay. What's
• 1:22:35
  up, bro? Mm -hmm. I believe I even been with
• 1:22:39
  this while I'm out with my ex. Okay. That was
• 1:22:44
  just a snippet of the moment a deputy took Stephen
• 1:22:46
  Sheehan. Charlotte's dish bag. And into custody.
• 1:22:49
  That happened in Ender's Nest. Meanwhile, drivers
• 1:22:52
  who treat the roads like racetracks are officially
• 1:22:54
  on notice tonight. With small penises. FHP is
• 1:22:58
  teaming up with neighboring states and other
• 1:23:00
  law enforcement agencies to kick off Operation
• 1:23:03
  Southern Slowdown. Yeah, yeah, slowdown. And
• 1:23:05
  Ender's Nest headline that I will take seriously.
• 1:23:07
  I can't stand how locally the area simps. all
• 1:23:13
  the politicians do for the thing that is known
• 1:23:15
  as duke energy kiss my ass it is absolutely unbelievable
• 1:23:21
  that there's not another option happy hot topic
• 1:23:25
  what happening today city leaders in clearwater
• 1:23:29
  are considering their next steps with duke energy
• 1:23:31
  yeah we all know fear the politicians are in
• 1:23:35
  bed with duke because they have no credit build
• 1:23:40
  Council members will be discussing a potential
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  the new local news needs to work on that five
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  when council members gather here at Clearwater
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  it's going to be so beneficial and productive.
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  Hour Coming to a close Radio waves Fading like
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  night and God bless America. Doors closing.