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Episode 270: Admirial Munch · Not That Serious

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  N t S Episode one episode in the seventh seconds Telemundo Gass and the Low.
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  This is Stephen Hawking. Wow, Live from Epstein Island, Epstein Island.
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  This is the Not That Series podcast. We have a wonderful Joe for
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  you today. It's me Stephen's Elsie Ken is in the building, lamon doctor
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  Huzzah. Today we will be doing a number of things. And I know
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  you're probably thinking, Wow, Stephen Hawking and NTS on a Monday, what
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  a surprise. Well yeah, I took time from my time on the island
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  to tell you today that we will be having episodes on Monday as well as
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  with no sorry error Thursdays Wednesday for your Patreon Wednesday on Patreon Shout out to
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  the patreot shout out to the Patreon. I was wondering how lover that was
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  gonna go way long. I would do it the whole episodes. Don't do
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  it the whole episode? Why kingan you don't like my Stephen Stephen Hawking voice.
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  Why is he repeating himself? Because it's a glitch, Because he's a
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  glitch and the matrix a glitch, and the matrix the ghost of Stephen Hawkins,
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  the ghost of Stephen. Hey, may he burning hell? Why he
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  burning hell? He's definitely in hell if he did those things that I think
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  he did on that island, making those kids rotate his tires all day.
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  Okay, we got said. They had a midge do a math problem on
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  the on the board that was too tall for him. Sorry, a little
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  person. They said. What he wanted was like little people doing math problems
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  on a board that's slightly too high for them to ride on. Look at
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  you, struck. Look look at the little man. Go. You can't
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  used to xpone it over that three. He can't even make the excube to
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  get on your tippy togs tippy toes. That one justice limited as me.
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  So they shout out Bobby Lee and the other dude brother there. What's his
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  name's He's hilarious. He's really funny. That's one of him, Lebron And
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  I know why I never knew his name. I mean I could look it
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  up, we could. I believe a good comic. He's funny. Andrew
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  Santino. Andrew Santino, yep, okay, yeah, very funny. They
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  are crazy. I want to go to the island, the island, can
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  we Why won't you let me go, Let me go. You guys are
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  going to the jet skis. I'll just be here chilling, l l l
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  L. I was, broy, is he doing? What is he doing
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  in the highland? Fucking vice a parable? What the fuck is he doing
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  out? He was like it was like a picture him to like bow level
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  and you see him on the submarines, him on the commander. See just
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  with a feeding to take him home. Nice weather we're having come here.
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  Often feed that nigga ground up bohetos. They can't eve give him a whole
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  mint till the whole mint leaves. Damn, I would like strawberry and my
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  deck are it's time, Damn. Make sure to put the liquor in my
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  feel engine. Just put it into the bag. Make sure make sure you
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  don't touch that battery pack, right my turk. I don't know who invited
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  him, bro, that's just insane. Maybe he was just there king probably
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  well, the niggas are astro physiciss he knew what he was doing. That's
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  not what I meant make. Maybe he didn't know, well, yeah,
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  that what's up of freaky stuff they were on? He was just on the
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  I will say he was just there for the poorty. That's how I felt
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  about the whole list. That's hell of people, bro. You think everybody
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  was on that everybody on that list having sex with I'm not not sex with
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  whatever, but I don't some of them heard. I'll bet you at least
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  eighty percent of them heard something. But you know where they went. You
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  know what, right, yo? If I hear niggas doing some freaky ship
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  but maybe I'm not going on. I'm not going you know what I'm saying.
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  Maybe they didn't know, maybe they didn't know. You you everybody,
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  I'm not I'm not saying nobody, but that's what I'm saying. I'm like,
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  there's no way everybody everybody, but I'm saying at least seventy five percent
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  at least heard something. And with that now still win anyway. It could
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  be true, possible. You know what is right? You heard about m'
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  doing some region on that island. You sure you want to go? Man,
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  Niggas are island? You know how many people probably like he ain't fucking
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  me? Yep, that's probably exactly man. For that island's in Saint Thomas.
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  It's really nice. Like when I when I went out there, yeah,
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  yeah, well I wasn't on so when I went to Saint Thomas though,
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  like Sotos Elections by DJ else all the track on the track, that's
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  what you need Stephen Hawking drop oh that d d J l Za. This
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  is Stephen Hawking. But when I was in St. Thomas, like we
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  did like a boat tour and the dude just stopped in in the ocean.
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  He was like, Yo, this island over here is Epstein Island, Like
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  this is a private part. It was huge, by the way, but
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  the area where it's at like it's beautiful, like, so that's probably how
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  he got people to go in the first place. But yeah, people probably
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  thought they was going to for vacation that first time going was probably going to
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  original freak of jarring. You see, you're doing nasty ship, very nasty,
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  moving mad but knowing all that, what the fuck Stephen Hawking is getting
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  out of it? I don't know. I mean there also huge pictures of
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  Ronaldo and Nazario O g Ronaldo hanging out with Epstein. You never know he
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  was just he just hit his nasty real well or all these people are being
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  nasty, but what the fuck nasty can you do to Steven hawk bro I'm
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  pretty there's processes out there, specialized and specialist, specialties, specializing, specialized
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  and special specialty, special special So it's possible there's Jones out there that will
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  do it. Probably spinning wheels, greezing them up mm hmmm, wiping his
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  seat, wipe in his mouth, picking them up out of the seat,
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  making them hold them like a baby. Oh my god, got him sup.
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  Breastfeeding, Yeah, like a breastfeeding. Just squirt breast milk in his
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  seat and make them sit in it. Okay, Mike, Okay, okay.
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  So on that note, we got a live show, guys. Yeah,
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  make sure you get your tickets. They're out now. Yes, at
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  this very moment, while you're listening to my Stephen Hawking voice, Stephen Hawking
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  commands you to go to the link tree and buy tickets for the live show.
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  Going to the live show man, it's gonna be a hot hot,
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  a hot commodity. It's gonna be a grand old time. As my colleague
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  Keenan might say, go to the link tree. Everything's in the guy dawn
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  the tree, and especially when you hit that link tree, you go to
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  the tickets in the love of grab a ticket. Now I'm saying, it's
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  gonna be a good time. When I have drinks there, We're gonna have
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  uh, We're gonna play games. When I have a good time, We're
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  gonna ask a question. We're gonna just do topics. We know all types
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  of stuff. It's gonna be music, you know what I'm saying. It's
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  gonna be vibe. It's gonna be a good time. You know what I
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  mean. You get to hang out with us, you get to hang out
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  with your fellow NTS beaters. It's gonna be a great It's I don't know
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  how many times gonna it's gonna be a great time. Make sure you go
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  to Link Tree, get your ticket, man, and have fun. It's
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  gonna be great. I'm excited. We're excited to see you guys. We're
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  excited to hang out with you guys. And I can't wait to see you
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  all there. Man, Yes, sir, I can't believe it's actually wow.
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  Long time coming, long time coming. Man. I'm excited. I
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  know we all are so mm hm. So if even as half excited as
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  we are, that ran for a pretty damn good time, I'm not gonna
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  lie in time. Hit that Link Tree and do what feels right and then
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  to speaker and Spotify and Spotify shout out to them. You know what I'm
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  saying? Uh and uh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah right, take
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  it away. Yeah. So we had a thread for y'all. This is
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  something like to you know, lighthearted stuff because you know, we always talked
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  about like what do white people say? Talk about white people sayings, but
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  what about our sayings? Ah So it's like this was I'm sorry, I
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  lost it, sayings of my people, best, the sayings of our people.
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  This was things black people say when they don't agree but aren't going to
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  argue. M hm, sleep my whole life. Yes, what would you
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  say? I hear you, but okay, I'm not going to argue.
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  But I hear you. I hear what you're saying. But this is what
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  I'm saying. But I hear you, though. What's yours? Mike?
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  H you like it? I love it? Yeah? My favorite is do
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  you boo boo? Do you boo boo? I said, not my clown,
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  not my circus. That's old school, that's a that's some Johnaths major
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  ship. Right. Then it's a little a little like, damn, that's
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  that's that's that's more like a jab. Yeah, that's like a light jab,
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  Like what do you mean My name is Bennett and I'm not in it,
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  and I ain't in it. It's a good one. Mm hmmm.
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  Best of luck to you, God, bless God, bless godspeed God,
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  God, god speed. That's a good one. I mean, a that's
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  on you. Oh, that's on you? Is this one? Just said?
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  Well in my church mother voice, we could do that. You got
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  it, said, bless your eyes. You got it, you got it,
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  you got it better you than me. So I said, you grown.
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  I ain't gonna say nothing about it. I got nothing to say about
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  it. I got nothing to say. I said, oh, you sending
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  some bullshit. I got to know what you got it? I said,
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  you said some bullshit with yeah, yeah, you watch it. I did.
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  I didn't mean to as you feel, Yeah, I feel you the
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  goode. Oh, bless your heart. It's it's your life at the end
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  of the day. I mean, it's your decision. Yeah, that's it.
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  Ooh, this is the best one. You better than me. You
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  better than me, is at than because I would not be doing that.
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  Ship. You got to say less, say less, say less. Mm
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  hmm. It'd be like that sometimes. That's a good one. It is
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  what it is. I definitely say that. I mean, if that makes
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  you happy, but I digress, that's so bad here. If that's making
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  you if that's what makes you happy, that's what makes you happy. Ahead,
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  that's it. That's on you, good one. Yeah, just a
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  little something, just you know. I don't know, I think we I
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  don't know what else that's you can't telegrown person what to do. Let me
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  see. Yeah, I like that. That's literally how I talk most of
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  the time. Like because I just don't want to. Yeah, because I
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  don't. I don't want to argue. I don't want to be responsible for
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  your decisions. You know what I'm saying. So I fun with but it
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  ain't my fault. I don't like to be the I told you so.
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  You don't. You don't whatever ever told you all? I told youself when
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  last time you said I told you so, When y'all rock, I let
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  you get y'all rocks off. Oh, because there's could be plenty of times
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  I could be like I told you so, but I don't. I don't
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  let you rock. I'm definitely that I told you so, but just no,
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  I like being right when when when I see it happen, Like if
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  I'm in a room when it happened. Mm hmmm. I ain't gonna say
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  it, but this happened tonight. I'm not going to say anything. All
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  I know is exactly. I'm not going to say anything. I'm gonna say
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  you didn't hear me, but it's okay. I thought you were deeping your
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  phone talking to your booth. Oh no, m hm, so you are
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  over there talking to your booth. Didn't deny what you say? Huh what
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  do you say? Oh? Nothing? So I got some questions for y'all.
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  I'm not cast that hi in ts pod h If you had to think
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  of your imaginary happy place or safe having, what does it look like?
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  And are there specific people there okay or not? My safe haveing? What
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  does it look like? I don't know. Do you have a happy place?
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  Do I have a happy place? I've never really thought. I mean
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  my room. I'm comfortable in my room, but like you're imaginary if I
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  had to imagine, like if we're saying we're having like some therapy, and
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  I'm like, oh all right, go to your It's a beach, bro,
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  it's a beach. It's warm. I'm chilling all out here is waves
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  like I love the beef. So if somebody said that, yeah, I'm
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  going there, okay, I can see that. M hmm. I'm not
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  the type that goes into the water. I just like to be on the
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  sand. I might go like knee knee deep, but I'm not out there
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  to catch I used to. I've done it. I'm already. I'm good.
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  I ain't gota do no more. I used to catch waves and ship
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  and get sand on in my mouth like I done all that ship nothing sexy,
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  saying yeah it's not fun. I mean, well it was fun then.
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  Now I just like to be relaxed. Eyes burning, yeah, eyes
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  burning like a motherfucker. Once I started wearing contacts, I was like,
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  this is not it. I remember opening up my eyes underneath in the ocean,
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  like why am I doing this? Nasty as a youth, but just
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  pissing, pissing nut all in your eyes, stinging eyes, cloudy water,
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  Like what am I trying to see? The bad time? You can see
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  the fish from outside the water, that's yeah, mine is, especially if
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  you did at the Jersey shore way back. No, I wasn't. I'm
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  talking about that in Florida. I'm not Jersey. You're my growing eye.
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  You're coming up with no eyes. It's just gonna be holes. It's just
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  gonna be socks fazzled eyes. You gonna come out and be like seventeen both
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  eyes. Realmy, that's what's gonna say out of your eyes? Charleston White.
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  Yeah, that nigga said, don't ever watched my eye? O?
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  Huh yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Can
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  you go a happy place my home? Man? Mm hmm, you just
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  think house, not the basketball court. Basketball court is cool, but like
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  when I just wanted to be tranquil by myself, there's nothing more comfortable than
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  being in your house. I agree, hm hmm, Mike, my happy
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  place, I was a It's simple to be like in my room. I
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  would say, in my room it's raining, the windows slightly over where,
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  it's like a little breeze, or you can hear the rain. I got,
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  it's dark, I got like my music playing and I'm just chilling like
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  reading, or I'm like playing my game. It's just there's nothing better than
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  after rain, air before the rain, like the rain, the windows open,
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  but like it's rain and light, but it's enough to like the window
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  blow a little droplets on you. It's just like really getting immersed. It's
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  like, wow, it's like you're just like I get misty. It's not
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  too much. It's just here, like it likes a little like you're on
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  the mad the Canada, like falls, just nice little sprits. I agree.
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  Yeah, that's right, girl, I said, I miss her everything.
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  I'm sorry, but yeah, next question, I feel like I might
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  have asked this, but we'll let a ride. What's something that you do
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  to make yourself feel better? But it's also kind of fucked up. For
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  example, whenever I get down about myself, I get a glass of wine,
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  smoke a blunt and watch the show Intervention. Nothing quite like nothing quite
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  like watching crackheads to make you feel better about yourself. Wow, Okay,
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  that is so crazy, But I guess I understand. I can't think of
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  something that I do. Yeah, I'm not that demented. Yeah I don't
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  know. I don't really, I'm pretty positive it doesn't. It takes a
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  lot to really give me in a bad mood. So I can't evenly think
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  of what I do something I do. This is kind of fucked up.
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  I see that I enjoy nothing. I enjoyed. It's something I do.
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  It does make yourself feel better. Yeah, I don't know. I know
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  when I when I heard my knee, I was looking at other people heard
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  their knees, Like at least I didn't do that. I could have messed
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  up so much. I could have blew it out of me out completely.
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  Yep. I looked a look. I looked up. Look at what did
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  I look up? I looked at like players who came back from this injury.
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  Oh okay, so I still got hoped. I got it. Yeah.
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  Honestly, it's not a lot of players that surprisingly that had ptell injuries
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  in the NBA. You would think it'd be a lot more. Yeah,
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  it's not common at all, always falling on the ground. Yeah, but
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  it's not common, and especially like you would think Nigga's tear their tendon didn't
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  really happen. So I remember that uh MTV shows scabbed or scarred, Bro,
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  I couldn't watch that ship very after all the time. Bro, I
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  follow a page on Instagram called Hall of Meat is the same thing as scar
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  just on Instagram. I couldn't watch it. I watched to Uh, they
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  had to rebrand that and pivot that into ridiculousness because scard was just nice.
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  Watch it just too gruesome. Break the ankle. No, I don't want
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  to see that. See the comeback to it after that, and he'd be
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  skating right after. I'm very sensitized, very sensitized. I'm sinceized a certain
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  ship. Woult that na you, you'd just be out here free balling it
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  pretty much. Oh, I think there's some advice we missed this one.
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  I love these questions. Long time listener, first time caller. About one
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  year ago, I was engaged to a shitty man. Fast forward to me
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  being single. I have rebuilt my roster of men with various perks to me.
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  One is rich, one is smart, et cetera, et cetera.
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  Anyways, my ex fiance is back in the picture, trying to win me
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  back and wants to try again with a relationship. Yeah right, Keep in
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  mind he cheated on me while we were dating and engaged. I had no
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  clue before Mike starts saying ship Okay, Should I keep him around and add
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  him to the collection of infinity stone men? Ps keenan, keep doing you
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  hopefully you'll never get to the point where yeah he's box, Yeah, nah,
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  he's good, Keenan's fine. Don't worry about kidding because you probably know
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  by now. Yeah yeah. So should she keep this ex lover ex fiance?
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  Why why bring him back if he was cheating on you multiple times?
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  I mean, if she's just going to bring him back as a roster,
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  sure, whatever, But but why even open yeah, why even entertain it?
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  Y'all were married. You're obviously you're never getting married. They weren't married.
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  I'm sorry you were engaged. You were engaged. If you're separated,
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  sure, If not, you're not, You're probably not gonna get engaged to
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  this person again. So why even entertain it? Why open that doorback up?
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  Like obviously you didn't. You don't really care round cheating. If you're
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  going to entertain him again, maybe the sex was bombed and she just added
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  to the roster and that's you know, but but it's never going to be
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  more than just you know, some some bomb penis. If she can keep
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  it to that, because even obviously she loved the man, m hm.
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  But if she can keep it to just clapping cheeks, how often does that
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  happen. Yeah, I guess that's what's keeping it. Hey, she's she
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  got a roster, so you know right now she's getting her cheeks clapped by
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  We know what that roster is for, to feel that hole's feel that boy
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  exactly. He's right back in there. He's doing exactly he said he's gonna
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  do. He's like, bitch, I'm sorry, lady, I'll be back.
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  Hold on. That's him talking to her. So, yeah, you
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  might have said that. I don't know. I don't know this nigga,
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  but yeah, you going back in. Just lets just know he's doing the
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  thriller smile every time he's heart around. Raw gott he fucking got him.
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  Okay, I think we got another advice question. Yeah, these were all
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  stuck on the other ask ntslink? Uh, Hey, y'all been listening for
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  a while. I think you could help me get through this. It might
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  be too late. How August thirty? God, damn, that's great.
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  Damn. Okay, wherever you got going, lady, it's over now.
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  I'm a college student currently in my second year. Last semester, i met
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  this group of friends and we had a great time together. Well, summer
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  came and everyone with their separate ways back, I ended up staying in contact
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  with one of my male friends from the group. We became closer over the
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  summer on the phone twenty four seven. I had some slight feelings for him
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  at the beginning of getting to know him, but it was brief, simply
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  because he's attractive. Whoever, these feelings disappeared. Now here's where it gets
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  sticky. We're back it's school. Ah, real sticky. We're back at
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  school and we live in the same housing facility or dorm as people usually say.
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  I don't know why they said housing facility. Our whole friend group is
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  constantly at each other's places. One night, we planned to watch a movie.
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  Everyone else decides to go home because it was late, and then it's
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  just me and him, well y'all. Eventually, as planned, we moved
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  to his room. I think entirely blotonically, but he kept eching closer to
• 25:27
  me, and eventually we're cuddling. Then it leads to almost before it got
• 25:33
  there, he announced that he was cellibate. Mind you, he basically initiated
• 25:37
  the whole thing. He tells me he's never had feelings for me what and
• 25:41
  wouldn't have moved forward? What do y'all think? Was he just trying to
• 25:45
  see how far he'd get? Is he actually lying about not having feelings?
• 25:51
  Y'all think we should remain friends or will remain friends? I honestly thought of
• 25:55
  him as one of my honest male friends, but then he told me he
• 25:57
  thought of going there with me before. I don't have feelings for him.
• 26:02
  I honestly laughed at the whole situation, but we decided to technology and make
• 26:06
  jokes. What should I do? Think back to y'all's college is sophomore selves?
• 26:11
  You don't want to know college sophomore me? Mm okay, you saying
• 26:18
  you're taking it down right? No? I just was celibate. I think
• 26:22
  that Nigga is trying to get his get back. What do you mean to
• 26:26
  get back? Because how she said they were like talking whatever and then she
• 26:30
  stopped having feelings for him. Oh so he was just it was an ego
• 26:34
  move like see like if I really wanted to we would That sounds like Q
• 26:41
  move? Yeah, okay, whea. I was hanging out like the did
• 26:48
  you eat something to where? You know? When he was engine clothes,
• 26:51
  you might have said, how are you doing? Just smashing face like again
• 26:52
  I can't do it. I can't do that. Yeah, and I can't
• 26:56
  do that. You know what, I remember it. I'm celibate. Yeah,
• 27:03
  what's the what am I doing? Damn, I don't do sex.
• 27:08
  I don't have saxon about now. I'm gonna prayer. It was an eagle
• 27:14
  move. I hope that's funnier. Yeah, I hope it was because because
• 27:19
  I don't get a nigga that's gone, get all close up and then go
• 27:27
  never mind, never mind, never mind. I'm celibate action. Yeah,
• 27:32
  that Jesus is watching, unless he really could have been. I don't know.
• 27:37
  She went over there, just his friends. Maybe maybe her legs are
• 27:40
  extra harry that day, turn them off. Either way, you shouldn't be
• 27:42
  mad because you thought it was plating anyway. Yeah, right, she said
• 27:45
  she said she laughed at it. Yeah, she said she laughed at it.
• 27:48
  You just think she took off and the clause like this, you're if
• 27:53
  you're that good of friends with him, as you said you are, you
• 27:56
  should know if you celibate or not exactly so, because you're in college,
• 28:02
  the conversation sex has come up in a group setting once or twice, or
• 28:06
  like, yeah, nigga, you see what he's like. I mean,
• 28:10
  did he be going back with jas or what? M M. I guess
• 28:14
  not, I guess. So we'll see if she responds from yeah sorry,
• 28:19
  yeah it could They could be in a fucking four month relationship night now,
• 28:22
  who knows? She could be put down good name her son halo. Yeah,
• 28:30
  I'll be here this Yeah yeah, sorry about that. I'll respond quicker
• 28:34
  next time. Yeah, I promise. That's stupid. Guaranteed one million dollars.
• 28:41
  But you either have to slap slap your mom at the family reunion or
• 28:45
  slap MJ's meal ticket baby Q at their family reunion. You're not allowed to
• 28:51
  tell anyone about the money. You just got to take the consequences. Smacking
• 28:53
  the fuck out of Quaid. Yeah, not even think it's twice. They
• 29:00
  family got guns though, Yeah they do, mom crazy? Yeah, and
• 29:04
  a million is not enough to break off that whole family. So I don't
• 29:07
  know. Oh, you're talking about your family, no qua. Yeah he's
• 29:15
  saying that if he slapped my brother, my mom might shoot him. Yes,
• 29:18
  yes, that's a very strong possibility coming back from that. So I
• 29:23
  know my mom guns exactly. I might just have to smell gladys at the
• 29:26
  family might have to smack Gladdys. Yeah, yeah, might Gladys. I
• 29:33
  don't know why. It's just so funny. Gladys, well, very are
• 29:40
  three thousand first? Oh yeah, name is Gladys. Yeah. I have
• 29:45
  very old parents, so both their names are very old. Ladys Lawrence,
• 29:48
  Gladys Lawrence, Lawrence, Robert Robert and Wendy. M hmm. You might
• 29:53
  still catch a Lawrence, right, I don't think you're gonna catch a Lawrence.
• 29:56
  I went to college with Lawrence. He was from England, but still
• 30:00
  Laurence. Yeah, that's England. The last time I heard the name Lawrence
• 30:04
  was an insecure never even that never again. You ain't no Gladys and no
• 30:10
  pop culture show. I mean, Gladys, this is Glass is definitely old.
• 30:14
  Yeah, you're right, super old. My mom said that she met
• 30:17
  a little girl named Glass, and she was like, why would your mama
• 30:18
  do that? A good question. I'm to school with a girl named Barbara.
• 30:26
  Yeah, that's crazy, Mabel Barbara. Mike, they're gonna hate on
• 30:33
  Monday. No, wake your ass up, white up, white up on
• 30:45
  camp. Yeah, yeah, yo, do to the stone cold. Everything's
• 30:52
  gonna get sticky, Is that anything now? No, it's not. I
• 30:55
  don't know you're gonna make Elsie shift over to the lift. He gotta he's
• 31:00
  gotta learn. Mm hmm. Next question, why Lamont looked like Mike Epps
• 31:07
  in the last episode. Hilarious. I don't know what episode you're talking about,
• 31:12
  but oh, he looks like he's related to me, so I get
• 31:18
  it. Did you get new earrings recently? Me? No? Why somebody
• 31:22
  comment on YouTube video saying the upgrade, we got new new lands, Lamon
• 31:26
  got the new bland game or they definitely making money now? He said it
• 31:30
  was h it was either kool aid or poet, one of them niggas.
• 31:34
  It said, uh almost at a k almost at ten k on this like
• 31:40
  y'all niggas making money? Got the new earrings now, he's the same old
• 31:44
  cubic zircony as I've always had. Don't get it. Don't twisted overstock dot
• 31:49
  Com. Not me. That's not where my money is going, not at
• 31:56
  all. Mine will ship straight to diamonds. Yeah, yeah, getting a
• 32:01
  gold grill that ship. They want to give money to all top ten,
• 32:06
  top and bottom ten. It's rocky stuff. I will wear a glass until
• 32:09
  I die glass. Oh you're talking about okay, glass earrings? Are you
• 32:17
  gonna walk home with it? Check in and check me? Right? A
• 32:22
  little diamond tester like nts, necklaces like m P the Big Jons clack click,
• 32:31
  I won't watch it clanging like sold the Boy reference to back to episode
• 32:37
  one night. Did Mike ever get them aminos? No? It was it
• 32:42
  was an ignorant noodle, not kool aid noodle. Close. Yeah, sorry,
• 32:49
  no can get those means somebody suposed to send them again. Though,
• 32:52
  If someone supposed to send me aminos, I know there might be something in
• 32:55
  the box. Guess what it's aminos? Yeah, surprised. I don't want
• 33:01
  to put Keenan on blast. Yeah, I haven't been in a minute,
• 33:05
  man, Sorry, I just got the notifications. It's chickens. Oh this
• 33:08
  is directed. I told you. If it's chickens, I'm dropping them off
• 33:13
  at one of our speaking you know, I saw it tastes out. It's
• 33:15
  random. I saw somebody say, how come eggs trimbled eggs don't taste like
• 33:20
  chicken? All right? What why would it? Because it's not a muscle
• 33:24
  yet. Yeah, man, that's yeah. I started saying thing and it
• 33:30
  made me ponder for a second, like what the fuck? Yeah, it's
• 33:34
  like who came first? Chicken and the eggs type ship? Yes, yeah,
• 33:37
  well who came first the chicken? Of course? Now you get here?
• 33:45
  How did the egg get here? Exactly? Keen, I'm asking God,
• 33:49
  m there you go what I mean? Jesus, it's fa John,
• 33:54
  Jehovah, Jehovah, Moses is Yeah, Mike is holding on by thread.
• 34:07
  This is a question for Mike. I think he will like it. Hi,
• 34:12
  I'm a twenty two year old black one. I'm sorry, twenty two
• 34:16
  year old black woman listener and Patreon supporter. After the recent last two episodes
• 34:22
  and the Brittney Grinder episode, I'm genuinely convinced that Mike does not like black
• 34:25
  women. He consistently downplays their accomplishment. One interview their experience his opinions,
• 34:34
  do you just not like black women in power? Or do you not like
• 34:37
  them critiquing black issues as a whole? Critiquing black issues as a whole.
• 34:46
  I guess she doesn't agree with how you go about talking about black women's stances
• 34:54
  on things where their accomplish Yeah, well, but what did she talk with
• 35:00
  the accomplishments Brittany Grinder? Well, I always gotta say that. Like whenever
• 35:02
  we talk about a black woman anything, Mike was like, what if she
• 35:07
  actually doing like I had to do the whole thing with Megan Good, Like
• 35:10
  she ain't doing nothing. I'm like, no, she is still very active.
• 35:14
  You're just not looking for that's true, that's true. Most people aren't.
• 35:17
  Obviously a lot of people are. If she's always busy, No,
• 35:22
  yes, she's too busy out here being like a Corretta like Correa Coretta.
• 35:31
  Couldn't name anybody bro. She's too busy. Anybody bro. Just think of
• 35:36
  somebody else's time to work. She's got too much time being. That's definitely
• 35:42
  an older question. If the men, I think it's a dumb ques.
• 35:45
  I know they're going off, they're going off your persona. I guess on
• 35:50
  the podcast they don't know you personally like we do. They don't, and
• 35:53
  that's fine. But I don't think if you under if you really listen to
• 35:59
  what I'm saying and sift through the actual the sift through the jokes of what
• 36:02
  I'm saying, I don't see why you would get that I don't like black
• 36:06
  women, and I think it's I go up for black people, women included
• 36:09
  all the time is that when you stay stupid, ship, I'm going to
• 36:14
  call it out. What I think housewives? Mmm, No, I don't,
• 36:19
  No, I don't. Let's not wrong with that, Like where did
• 36:22
  that come from? Like just watch black women get a job. He wants
• 36:27
  some black men doing their women duties. Doesn't want them out in the world
• 36:35
  trying to change ship accomplished voting. Who taught you how to read? I
• 36:46
  think he wants the independent. I think when I think we're talking about a
• 36:52
  couple of issues, when I'm talking about specific people that I shouldn't speak to
• 36:57
  my opinion about black women the whole Where did you She referenced Britney Grinder,
• 37:00
  which was somebody who did something dumb and I said, you did a dumb
• 37:05
  thing. You deserve to go to jail for doing a dumb thing. And
• 37:08
  people making things bigger than what they are. Oh knows, because she's a
• 37:13
  moron and she did a dumb ass thing. Okay, it is what it
• 37:17
  is. I'm sorry, we don't. You can make it that if you
• 37:21
  want to. But what happened was her dumb ass brought drugs to another country
• 37:28
  where they don't have the same laws as we do. And yeah, you
• 37:32
  might have some extra jail time, you might go to jail. Sorry for
• 37:39
  a hot minute until just at this moment, I don't know why I was
• 37:44
  thinking of Brittany Rnner. That's why I'm like, what the fuck did she
• 37:46
  do? Stupid? Never mind? All right, that's a good enough response.
• 37:52
  Next, Mike, did you see you? Yes? I know you
• 37:58
  saw it on Charleston White. Yea, My good god, Washed it never
• 38:06
  stood a chance. Never, never never had a chance. That younger was
• 38:12
  there. I'll be in there every day, twice a day. You feel
• 38:15
  bad for that nigga. He got the experience that that nigga, her being
• 38:20
  on him just proves that she was. She will be on anybody that got
• 38:22
  the spotlight on him. That's all you need. You got chase the bag,
• 38:25
  you need, fifteen minutes, a break anything. How many followers you
• 38:29
  think we need we're getting if we get to now, it's not how many
• 38:34
  following got. We gotta look like we got that. That's all was getting
• 38:38
  them grillsst I get that, Damn Cann pull out this motherfucking speed leg he's
• 38:43
  supposed to do. Damn. I think I viewers might go down. No,
• 38:49
  I mean, once you get the radium might reposted. And once you
• 38:53
  get already ready, once we get on fucking shaving one time or some ship
• 38:59
  like that, we're good. Hm, Britney Rent will be right here.
• 39:00
  Even though I don't want to be on shaved, I don't know I got
• 39:02
  shaven blocks good. I don't. I blocked them in a Daily Loud I
• 39:07
  think I blocked they cheese. Say oh yeah, say cheese too. But
• 39:10
  they Daily Loud post it. They'll post anything. Bro Old Cat Williams video
• 39:16
  as if it was like a current response to a bunch of people doing They
• 39:20
  did that with the subject the entertainment. I'm like, bro, this ship
• 39:22
  is like seven, eight, maybe ten years old. But the things people
• 39:27
  are aren't going to do the research. So if you're just now saying this,
• 39:30
  it's new to you. If you look at the ship and the Shannon
• 39:32
  Sharp interview, the nigga is fully gray the video, this nigga looks ten
• 39:37
  years younger. It's crazy, like no gray insight like nigga. You think
• 39:42
  he just the aged twelve years and community knows be tearing Daily Loud up.
• 39:46
  But it's wind because like people like before, we'd say it's not even it's
• 39:52
  not about being right. It's about being first. Now, it's just about
• 39:55
  it ain't even about being right or first, it's just being there, being,
• 39:59
  being sole, being in the moment, getting clicks, getting engagement,
• 40:01
  because if you get the views, who cares if you're wrong? Exactly,
• 40:07
  because it's just like, and that's why shave, That's why I got shaved,
• 40:09
  my body, my phone is shit anymore, deal with I'll say cheese.
• 40:15
  I try to block any page that just purposely spreads misspreads, misinformation.
• 40:19
  Information. Yeah, no, source, random people, those type of things.
• 40:22
  It doesn't matter if anybody's doing that. I just don't even want to
• 40:24
  see it. Bro, Like you're not even trying, and you know people
• 40:27
  aren't going to try to look up ship. That's the other thing that pissed
• 40:30
  me off. It takes research. It takes yo, just do your own
• 40:34
  It takes two seconds to look up something like oh that's not true. No,
• 40:37
  you got to take that ten second clip and be like, oh that's
• 40:39
  nothing but facts, Like, come on, bro, nothing the facts.
• 40:42
  It takes get me started on clip. Else, it posted a TikTok of
• 40:49
  a chick who was talking about I could have my makeup and all this stuff
• 40:53
  where I got it from in the video and in the description, but then
• 40:58
  people will still hit me up and be like, so, where'd you get
• 41:00
  it from? What shade is? And he's like, oh, it's in
• 41:02
  the bios and literally right, just look there. People just want information just
• 41:07
  spoon fed right to them, like just give me what I want. Like,
• 41:10
  no, it don't always work like that. Bro happened today with your
• 41:15
  brother. I'll take the engagement though, Quait So the whatever shoes that he
• 41:20
  just got, uh, the the tag was on him and he was like,
• 41:24
  you got any citizen, so I can cut the tag off. I'm
• 41:27
  like, just just pull it off. He was like, no, it's
• 41:30
  a fabric and you can't just pull it. So like he showed the shoe
• 41:32
  and realized that the hole was on the shoe string, that all he had
• 41:37
  to do is just pull the tag off the shoe string. Exactly. See
• 41:42
  kens, that's what's wrong with this generation. Like we don't be looking for
• 41:44
  ship. I'm like, don't exactly, don't where coming? Tell me that
• 41:47
  private the pod because there's context of conversations you and him up. You for
• 41:55
  being dummy. You can people that him for listening, making them look bad.
• 42:02
  That's crazy. Next question, why are men so self righteous about OnlyFans?
• 42:10
  Some men so self righteous about OnlyFans and what makes a woman a hoe?
• 42:15
  But at the same time eagerly consuming the content and often oftentimes being unequally
• 42:22
  shamed for it. How you shaming poachers but buy for coats because the first
• 42:28
  two letters and horny as hell, so they just co exist. What wow,
• 42:34
  keenan, I need you never say that jaalen her shit ever again,
• 42:37
  that's yeah, that's fake. Listen. You be a hole you want,
• 42:40
  but niggas is horny, so they're still gonna talk about you your hoe,
• 42:44
  but they still gonna watch it. No, I mean it's true, that's
• 42:47
  true. The difference is horny niggas at some point aren't gonna what it comes
• 42:53
  down to, it's the niggas ain't gonna do what take the hole seriously,
• 43:00
  No, sure they don't got takets here, but they're gonna keep what's over
• 43:04
  the content, right. But that that's where the discrepancy is. It's not
• 43:07
  that it's not that people don't enjoy only fans girls. It's discrepancy, is
• 43:12
  all right. I would never wife only fans girl in this instance is what
• 43:15
  I think that's where But yeah, that's what you're saying. Yeah, that's
• 43:19
  why are you shaming it? But you're just gonna keep on. I'm saying,
• 43:22
  like, that's where the divide comes in. It's not you, not
• 43:24
  you digesting the content, it's what after that to me, when it comes
• 43:29
  do to I think people assume that sex workers and people who do only fans
• 43:34
  and stuff like that aren't worthy of having like an opinion or like they just
• 43:37
  completely degrade them, like, oh, you can't talk about politics you have
• 43:42
  sex on TV? Like or you like you have sex on I've seen your
• 43:45
  asshole. Yeah, like so like you know what I'm saying. It all
• 43:49
  depends on what that person is saying. I mean, it depends on what
• 43:52
  their opinion obviously is. But either way, their job doesn't dictate dictate if
• 43:58
  they can have an opinion, if they can be educated. That's like saying
• 44:00
  you're you're a trash man. What do you know about NBA? Like,
• 44:04
  what do you know about basketball? Like, you know what I'm saying,
• 44:07
  I guess so can co exist. It would be a fucking garbage man out
• 44:12
  there who knows a lot about basketball. I can be a hole in a
• 44:14
  great chef exactly. But it goes back to like there's a lot of men
• 44:19
  out there that just hate women. That's true, and it'd be those type
• 44:22
  of niggas. So there's a lot of niggas that hate women. That ship
• 44:29
  is bad. Bro. Yeah, we're sitting with one of them who switch
• 44:35
  the camera. Mike doesn't hate women all, just a black doesn't hate Okay,
• 44:39
  okay, Mike doesn't hate women. Is that's what That's what the nasty
• 44:46
  work and I talk on here. No, you're not about to give it
• 44:51
  you have a black friend line. Fuck you. That's not what he's about
• 44:53
  to say. That's where you're going. He's saying, talking here to be
• 44:57
  jokes. Oh yeah, yeah, is that I was gonna say, well,
• 45:00
  you're just gonna lean that way because that was he just said it.
• 45:02
  No, that's what he was going to say. Let him get it out.
• 45:07
  So we don't know what he was about to say. I think you
• 45:08
  better say yeah. I think uh yeah. I mean that's always dealt with
• 45:15
  black women. I love black women, so I don't hate them. But
• 45:20
  whatever, you just hit the ones that you say, the one say the
• 45:24
  ones that black women from black men, white people as hate dumb ship saying
• 45:31
  you can't understand why somebody wouldn't want to take OnlyFans girls. Seriously, Oh,
• 45:38
  you can't conceive that, you really, you can't. You can't fathen
• 45:45
  was question? That was the question. It wasn't the question. What was
• 45:49
  the question? Okay, I guess I said this probably kind of wrong the
• 45:52
  first time. Where do y'all see the divide in like people's ripe with only
• 46:00
  fans women, they just they assume that because they sell their body for money,
• 46:07
  that they're worthless or yeah, worthless and worthless and that they're open to
• 46:12
  be shamed yeah for what they do. Yeah, but they will also consume
• 46:15
  what they do. That's what the question is. And I think, honestly,
• 46:19
  if a girl is doing only fans and she's only doing only fans with
• 46:21
  herself, like it's just her, I don't see why you can't say that
• 46:23
  first Seriously, it's it's it's more so the excess series when it comes he
• 46:30
  serious, when it comes to what just opinions like or like a relationship,
• 46:35
  I'll say relationship wise, that's what I like. That's where my mind goes.
• 46:38
  My mind goes to the discrepancy comes, or the divide comes when you're
• 46:43
  talking about being in a relationship or dating someone who does only fans. That's
• 46:45
  where like the clash happens in my head. I don't know if that is.
• 46:50
  I can see if somebody, if she's one of those girls that does
• 46:52
  like the solo stuff, I can see why I or if somebody did take
• 46:55
  them seriously in a relationship. But if somebody like a porn start, you're
• 46:59
  getting fucks. There's people who do that, and there's people who are actually
• 47:01
  into that. But I couldn't take that person's here. I wouldn't date somebody
• 47:05
  that's out there just fucking other people. So based off what the question was,
• 47:08
  right, but you watch porn but you why can't you then take that
• 47:13
  X person serious because he's horny. Oh he's not gonna shame porn star.
• 47:15
  I'm not. But there are people just saying like that's I wouldn't one.
• 47:20
  I don't want to be with you for what shaming porn stars? Now you
• 47:25
  simply no. See that's where the that's where the problem is. People simply
• 47:30
  saying, oh, I would never wife wanted to be like you. They
• 47:34
  will say that's you shaming them. Well the same because I don't want to
• 47:37
  be with someone that's having sex with other people, and people will take it
• 47:40
  to the extreame and be like, well, oh, so you just you
• 47:43
  hate porn stars. Yeah that I don't think that's what she's saying the question.
• 47:46
  Yeah, but that is. It's a very like fine line. But
• 47:51
  if they're saying that, then I just say, I guess you're right,
• 47:53
  I guess, but that's how that's not how I'm saying, Like you can't
• 47:58
  believe that, I'm sorry, I don't know. If you can't see that,
• 48:00
  then you're living in a different planet. Because nobody, like everybody,
• 48:05
  men and women in relationships most by a vast majority want exclusivity upright, right,
• 48:15
  Like, we get it a lot majority of the people. What do
• 48:20
  you mean, It's it's just I'm just like most people want to exclusivity.
• 48:25
  So it's like, yo, yes, I don't want my partner on the
• 48:30
  internet with asshole out for everybody to see, just like you don't want your
• 48:36
  men fucking everybody you like. But it's the accessibility to the he said it
• 48:45
  is a joke. It's it's the age thing about men like they just like
• 48:51
  they got something that nobody else can have, but they gotta be dirty though,
• 48:54
  they gotta be filthy, But can have learned that anywhere double standards and
• 49:00
  shit like that exists in a real and that's just society. I don't know,
• 49:05
  fix it, Nick, A good look. Speaking of porn stars,
• 49:10
  next question, I'll make this as short as I can. Went on vacation
• 49:15
  with some homies and ran into a famous porn star of the Ebony variety.
• 49:19
  Shut out Mike. Of course, I tried to shoot my shot because I've
• 49:22
  seen this woman put up numbers for years. We exchanged numbers and she almost
• 49:28
  fell for the lines in my eyes at least, and was about to invite
• 49:30
  me back to her crib. Sure my question? Am I wrong if I
• 49:35
  take the opportunity to bag knowing that I got a shorty back home? And
• 49:39
  before y'all get into that cheating is wrong, bag, I know it is.
• 49:44
  But this is a porn star that was at the top at one point,
• 49:47
  in top ten on the Hub, and that's like getting the chance to
• 49:51
  play ball with Mellow Hoody Mellow in the gym. Dude, did you write
• 49:58
  this ato a mystique? No? No, Nigga, He's obviously wrong.
• 50:07
  Doug, what do you talk? Who are we saying, is this even
• 50:10
  real black women he's buying? No, don't even try to No, nigga,
• 50:20
  no one's ever said that, I mean ever in their life. Don't
• 50:22
  even try to put that one. I would never fuck you, nigga.
• 50:24
  That's that's what you just said. Is cool jokes, nigga. You know
• 50:30
  game, I was body. I've been with multiple blacken nice, I have
• 50:36
  a black friend. I haven't want a black podcast. I don't want a
• 50:39
  black podcast. I can say what I want, but not that. Niggas
• 50:43
  wild, What are you talking about her so much? I respect your bodies
• 50:45
  to not stop. I respect him so much, I never want to touch.
• 50:55
  This has to be Trump, right, That's where my head was.
• 51:00
  Yeah, maybe that's the only that's it's that easy to bag well top ten
• 51:05
  and like like who are broken the mainstream porn like that, like her and
• 51:10
  that, like somebody one of our age range listeners will be talking about maybe
• 51:15
  go home, bro, And I know I know you already did it.
• 51:19
  Definitely you know he didn't do it. Right. If not, he said
• 51:22
  it didn't happen, but if he could have no, yeah, you'd be
• 51:24
  wrong. Bro, you cheated. I wish y'all niggas weren't in relationships.
• 51:29
  Why because who's no, because there wouldn't have the same Yeah, answer you
• 51:35
  have to give here. And I'm not saying it's not true, But I
• 51:37
  just think a single you might be willing to entertain. Yes, okay,
• 51:44
  three of the four, it might be willing to entertain this in a more
• 51:50
  entertaining entertaining But I say that's a once in a lifetime opportunity. Like Mike
• 51:55
  can't say I'm fucking tru on this podcast. He cannot say that. I
• 52:00
  understand that, I think two years ago, but two years like you know
• 52:07
  what I mean, like, like I don't care who was like Mike's he's
• 52:14
  going so no, it's not that you like I understand that. I would
• 52:17
  never tell you honestly, but but honestly, two years ago, I might
• 52:22
  have said the same thing. Because Mike's always had a hard no cheating stance.
• 52:24
  That's true, always has been that. I understand. But but it's
• 52:31
  what if you got a hall pass? We got a hall pass? What
• 52:37
  if it is miss natural, miss be natural? No, that's being nasty,
• 52:42
  nasty natural. You gotta we me and my me and my lady have
• 52:52
  already discussed there there, there's a people. If it ever happened, I
• 53:00
  I just got you got chalking up discussion that you got chalk it up.
• 53:04
  That's like, yo, if I somehow, if I somehow I'm in the
• 53:07
  same room with what's the name and it happens, you're just gonna have to
• 53:12
  eat that shorty. And she goes, yeah, I got mine too.
• 53:15
  Yeah, yeah, not doing that. Let's get that disagree. One is
• 53:24
  the nigga that time out before you say that. This nigga looks nothing like
• 53:30
  you. We gotta fight tasting. Oh my god, who is it?
• 53:39
  Whatever? The nigga, the awardman nigga. The nigga looks like Australian goddess.
• 53:46
  What can we do about that? I was like, yo, I
• 53:50
  was just be like, hey man, I'm nigga at sixteen and just told
• 53:53
  you. You think she watched it? Watch Came Oh yeah, Cale Roke.
• 53:58
  He was called joke. I need to rewatch that. Ready, stay
• 54:02
  with me here, stay with me. We should do a rewatch of Came
• 54:07
  with Thrones. It's a podcast. Should yes, stay with me? Mike
• 54:12
  mm hmm. Make her watch the latest Fast and Furious. Is he in
• 54:17
  it? Yes? And he it might turn her off list Cornball Jamaal like
• 54:27
  terrible, like secondhand embarrassment to me watching my movie. Yeah, I seen
• 54:34
  like this is horrible, like horrible Mike, like does he look bad?
• 54:38
  You gotta watch it next to him? Like this the nigga you be talking
• 54:42
  about, Like you gotta do one of those. Yeah, wait, this
• 54:44
  is the nigga week. You can't take it back now. The corn balls
• 54:49
  like wait, this is who I would you like niggas like that, Like
• 54:52
  it's one of those moments went up that crossed one off the list. Brandy
• 54:57
  got one. She hasn't said it to me. I should conversation you Who's
• 55:04
  Who's Who's that koffee nigga? More's chestnut? You know, yeah, sugar
• 55:13
  freaky who I think my actuals like Dampsing like Nigga Dampson, Kofe Kingston Nigga
• 55:19
  not Kobe king Well, yours yours is like in the same he was kind
• 55:23
  of close to you. Yeah, It's like she kind of got like a
• 55:27
  like an off brand. She got the type man, not the great value,
• 55:31
  great value version. It's not even damn great value, you know how,
• 55:37
  It's not It's not fruit loops. It's fruity hoops. You got the
• 55:40
  fruity version in the bag. I got a better squares, You got a
• 55:45
  better bowling basket slaps. That's crazy sugar flakes type ship. I gotta so
• 56:00
  admiral munch. Okay, we get it, we get it. We don't
• 56:04
  have an admiral. Next question, keep making a fake cereals, honey nut
• 56:13
  rings, admirable lunch. That's the episode. Apple slabs is admiral bro I
• 56:35
  got one more? I mean, I got one more on me? Okay,
• 56:37
  one more, one more serial name. I don't got one. I'm
• 56:43
  saying, which is worse A wom ring? Sorry, that's that one.
• 56:51
  I still smell. Which is worse A woman turning gay after your relationship with
• 56:55
  her or all of your exes having long, successful relationships after y'all break up.
• 57:01
  First one, because both has been happening to me. I'm going to
• 57:07
  tell you this. Anything nigga, you suck, you trash, Hang it
• 57:14
  up, hang it out, buddy. You're trying to go get niggas.
• 57:17
  You might see what's up because clearly you're doing something wrong. You're making all
• 57:24
  these missions. Either go to the other sex or go stay with somebody forever
• 57:30
  you're making these witches. Quit, dick, he's good luck Chuck you you
• 57:37
  you the battleble for the final mission. What are you doing? I'm not
• 57:45
  even playing for the right team. Oh my gosh, you know it's not
• 57:51
  you, bro, It's probably just your taste. Man, Go suck some
• 57:52
  dick. Okay, they'll work out better for you. Speaking of sucking dick,
• 57:59
  Huh, did y'all remember that tweet yesterday? Is that yesterday? Two
• 58:02
  days ago? In the Twitter chat, there's a lot of tweets know about
• 58:08
  the dude molding his dick. Oh, I got you? I got you?
• 58:15
  What? No? Definitely, No, you've seen it because you quote
• 58:19
  tweeted it. Wait, the dude in jail. No, so that's crazy.
• 58:22
  That was crazy. Dude. He had kept choking, like gagging on
• 58:28
  the ship. So then he got the clone a Willy and cloned his He
• 58:30
  said he was on this found So no, it's an Amazon review and the
• 58:40
  item is cloning a Willie Silicon penis casting kit for d I Y DIL.
• 58:45
  Though this is from Amazon reviewer Sean title hose ain't ship. He says,
• 58:54
  this bitch was giving me top for like five minutes, talking about it's too
• 58:59
  big my jaw hurts, and I was like, nah, I know,
• 59:01
  my shit ain't that big. I had to order this ship and clone my
• 59:06
  meat. I ain't gonna lie. I sucked it for thirty minutes straight and
• 59:08
  I didn't even gag once. Old lion ass. Wow, he don't realize
• 59:15
  he's just unlocked. He just unlocked the power. They not the only way
• 59:21
  you get You do it for thirty minutes. So now now the only why
• 59:23
  did you do it at all? The way science works, that's called the
• 59:27
  control. Now you need to do an experiment. You need to go suck
• 59:30
  another dick to compare it to the mold and see if it's just the mold
• 59:36
  or you just got golden throat. I said, he's a throat goat,
• 59:38
  and she's not. That's what I all. It sounds like it just sounds
• 59:45
  like you sucked good, bro, But the scientific method, my hypothesis is
• 59:49
  that you're a really good dick sucker. Push abstract that thing down here his
• 59:52
  tonsiles that Nigga heard that Nigga had dick down in his ears, just breathing
• 1:00:00
  through his nose, like breathing through his ears. Where's wrong with you?
• 1:00:07
  Bro? Why would you you can hear his own wei weied. I wonder
• 1:00:12
  if he actually told her that that's what he did. It's a verified purchase
• 1:00:15
  to that has to be fake. Even if it's fake, whoever, even
• 1:00:21
  if okay, if that's real, your sake, but even if that's fake,
• 1:00:23
  whoever you are, you need to be a writer for somebody. You're
• 1:00:25
  a genius, because who the fuck thinks of that? That's wonderful? Exact
• 1:00:31
  is that man waited for mold sanitis that I hope and then went to town.
• 1:00:37
  He ain't He worpped that ship out the plast with his teeth. Mother
• 1:00:44
  came off with the mold Wait this no, because this ship ain't making to
• 1:00:49
  say that are private. The skin ship tonight three them all shipping between between
• 1:00:58
  arrives tomorrow between seven and twelve. He was at the front door to tap
• 1:01:02
  this with when is this gonna get here? The Amazon order is nine steps
• 1:01:12
  of stunt stop somewhere ran outside. I met the van at the curb like
• 1:01:16
  thank you, I'm gonna wait for you. An it wasn't a real Amazon.
• 1:01:21
  It was one of the ones that be running in the car four packaging
• 1:01:25
  focus with the best the fucking who said, hey, man, man,
• 1:01:37
  Yeah, sick. Sorry, go ahead, that's disgusting. I'm gonna ask.
• 1:01:44
  I wasn't gonna ask, but I'm gonna ask. Elections coming up.
• 1:01:49
  I hate elections season, bro, and so do I you said that today,
• 1:01:52
  didn't So I don't like it. It doesn't feel. It doesn't feel
• 1:01:54
  word like. I just hate. It's just a waste of time to participate
• 1:01:58
  in the ship. It said, what would it take for y'all to vote
• 1:02:01
  for Trump? Like if he legalized weed or here so reparations for all black
• 1:02:08
  people? How much? Yeah, how much you're talking? I would have
• 1:02:14
  to It has to be sizable. It would be an amount where bad things
• 1:02:17
  would happen. Thirty K a year. Honestly, I'll tell you what.
• 1:02:22
  At this point he said, thirty K a year. That's just unreasonable.
• 1:02:27
  Oh, if that's mine, would be unreasonable. I'd say, like,
• 1:02:30
  I need a five hundred thousand dollars, which is unreasonable. You're not vote
• 1:02:34
  for him and he give all black people hund a grand? I would?
• 1:02:40
  I would any I'm at this point, bro, he got approve. All
• 1:02:49
  he has to do really is proved why he's not worse than than Biden.
• 1:02:53
  Like the bar is in hell right now, because neither one of them are.
• 1:02:55
  No, he has to prove why he's not worse than how he was
• 1:02:58
  before we got that's not that's happening. We got two separate questions. We're
• 1:03:01
  talking about two separate things here now, Yes we are. There's realistically,
• 1:03:07
  realistically speaking, nothing he can do to make me vote for him. But
• 1:03:10
  on the second hand, I do think he's gonna win. Yeah, Yeah,
• 1:03:14
  I think he's gonna win because because there's no COVID holving holding him back.
• 1:03:19
  But everyone seemed to forget about that. I don't think yeah, And
• 1:03:22
  I think enough there's not gonna be enough people who don't like him that vote
• 1:03:24
  at all. I don't think he'll win. So he's gonna win, I
• 1:03:28
  have hold. Okay, do you think he's gonna win the Republican nominee?
• 1:03:30
  Possibly? Yeah, he shouldn't even win that. How is he even able
• 1:03:34
  to win? How he shouldn't I could see him winning that, But I
• 1:03:38
  don't think he's gonna win the presidency. You think that, You think Joe
• 1:03:43
  Bindley get re elected? No, I don't think so. That's that's the
• 1:03:46
  only other option. If he wins Republican dominee. First of all. I
• 1:03:51
  mean, he maybe they might let him win and then they force him step
• 1:03:53
  down't know, but I don't see Trump winning again at this point in time.
• 1:03:57
  We're in twenty twenty four. There's no reason the present and it should
• 1:04:00
  be older than the age of fifty five. Like they're just way too old
• 1:04:03
  at this point. We're sixty five, sixty five too. If we had
• 1:04:06
  to imagine a fifty five year old president, that's not even old. Like
• 1:04:10
  he can he can do dumping jacks, he can walk around like cat well,
• 1:04:14
  yeah, run like Catwomas. Like. I just feel like presidents now
• 1:04:15
  are too old, Like I feel like Obama was probably the youngest president we've
• 1:04:18
  ever had one of them. That was that was someone broke it down.
• 1:04:21
  That was what's it called anomaly? Yeah, it wasn't anomally. Yeah,
• 1:04:27
  president's needed because he is sixty two now he wants elected twelve years ago,
• 1:04:32
  No, fifteen six, sixteen, sixteen years ago. Yeah it was Obama.
• 1:04:38
  Wait right, so he was forty six. Yeah, it's forty six,
• 1:04:43
  that's and you see the effect, like you you know, I know
• 1:04:46
  he was no droping the bombs off. A coherent president, yes, a
• 1:04:49
  coherent president who can get in front of people who had wasn't that far removed.
• 1:04:54
  Yeah, and you can have a you can have some type of recollection
• 1:04:58
  or not. That's the no, you're right election. But it has a
• 1:05:02
  memory, Yeah, he has a memory. But I mean it's an association
• 1:05:05
  with all people, both sides. These two niggas only associated with other old
• 1:05:11
  people. Like that's it. So that's crazy. What to do? What
• 1:05:16
  to do? I pray that there's somebody who just comes out of nowhere and
• 1:05:20
  everybody just loves them collection and it ain't looking good. There's it ain't looking
• 1:05:27
  good because I haven't heard of anybody else. The Republican debates are going on
• 1:05:30
  right now. But the one Indian dude I think is about to pull out.
• 1:05:34
  I think he's pulling so loup. All he is is an Indian Trump,
• 1:05:40
  he shares, he's an Indian grifter man. Like his whole background is
• 1:05:45
  just what is it like a baby? No, sorry, it's like pharmaceutical
• 1:05:51
  sciences. But what his whole buying bump of exactly shipping them all? He's
• 1:05:57
  just be buying other patents and other like people licensing for not licensing but yeah,
• 1:06:01
  pretty much licensed. How you want the medication or drug trials and then
• 1:06:05
  putting it through trials and then repurposing it and selling it to other people.
• 1:06:11
  So it's just like that keeps going on. Yeah, I keep hearing something
• 1:06:15
  talking. It's like an alexa or something that keeps going off. Do you
• 1:06:17
  have like a device back there? Is there one right there? It sounds
• 1:06:21
  like it's right next to cue. It's back there. It's what happened.
• 1:06:24
  Okay, that's clear. I've heard it was. I heard that very loud.
• 1:06:28
  Yeah, those things always scare me when they just go off. Right,
• 1:06:30
  it's happening that I heard the hour. It was strange. But yeah,
• 1:06:33
  is that what you went back there looking for? Yeah? I couldn't
• 1:06:35
  find it, nigga. You saw me ain't saying nothing. Well, I
• 1:06:39
  thought you was looking for a couple or something. Well you stretching. I
• 1:06:43
  don't know anyway. Yeah, however, nasty behavior. But yeah, that
• 1:06:46
  nigga's about to I think you have to pull I like ten percent approvedating to
• 1:06:51
  be a part of debates and he's Republican. Yeah, that's only people not
• 1:06:56
  doing it because he was. He was the one that was sorry, you
• 1:06:59
  were never winning that he was quoting Eminem and then Eminem had to tell him
• 1:07:01
  like, stop, you shut stop. I am not that way. This
• 1:07:08
  is your moment hm hm sick. Right man, look at me. I'm
• 1:07:15
  young. Yeah, I ain't know everything. I mean, he is younger,
• 1:07:18
  but he's just he's the biggest playing I've ever seen. Shout the Kim.
• 1:07:28
  What sport would you try if you had the chance as a boxer,
• 1:07:30
  I always wanted to try Muay Thai or fencing. Fencing. Fencing seemed cool,
• 1:07:35
  but that's an expensive sport obviously for some reason. Yeah, supertensive.
• 1:07:41
  I think I always would have tried baseball at a higher level. Never got
• 1:07:45
  a chance, like I played it when I was younger. I did one
• 1:07:47
  season in like fourth grade, but I was so bored. I just told
• 1:07:49
  my mom. I was like, yeah, I don't want to do this
• 1:07:50
  anymore. But I think I could have been decent if I actually like applied
• 1:07:55
  yourself. Yeah, I was naturally all right, but going Yeah, but
• 1:07:58
  I was in fourth grade. I was I was the fourth grade playing outfield
• 1:08:00
  brough. Nobody was hitting the ball that far. Just sitting I was like
• 1:08:04
  kicking the little had me in right field, centerfield. I just played any
• 1:08:08
  type of outfield I was out there literally picking daisies, Bro. But when
• 1:08:11
  it's my time to hit, let's get it. That's how I felt playing
• 1:08:14
  soccer as a kid, like I only played soccer before college, and like
• 1:08:19
  like sixth grade or not sixth grade, six years old, like five six,
• 1:08:25
  and pretty much my team was asked, but I was just out there
• 1:08:28
  walking around not knowing what to do. I was like, and then when
• 1:08:31
  I mock at the ball, my mom said, I was out there picking
• 1:08:36
  picking dandy lions, telling you I vividly remember doing it. But the most
• 1:08:42
  excitement I remember b one time there was a be near me in the outfield
• 1:08:45
  and I was like, this is crazy trying to catch that's nig I was
• 1:08:48
  avoiding that ship. I'm like, y, you got anything? I would
• 1:08:54
  play Mons would either Mons would be football. I wish I could see you
• 1:08:58
  on the football field. Keenan would be football. I wish I could happen.
• 1:09:01
  I know, but us see you walking around school just like, who
• 1:09:03
  is this big ass nigg Bro? I just was afraid to get tackle.
• 1:09:08
  I'm not gonna lie. I was you and Pat Bro the biggest niggas in
• 1:09:11
  school? Yes, that would have been the best left tackle we've ever seen
• 1:09:16
  uh left tackle? Nice left tackle? Right could have been a nice little
• 1:09:21
  tight end, had no heat. Had you let that nigga move use his
• 1:09:28
  hands, he put his hand in the dirt. Nigga, come on,
• 1:09:31
  broad would have been crazy. But he was literally didn't want to get tackle
• 1:09:36
  all four years to get me played. I'm like, no, I should
• 1:09:39
  have played together. Would wouldn't have gotten tackled as a left tack No,
• 1:09:43
  that's the thing literally have to do. He would have been dominating Pat.
• 1:09:45
  Pat is a mean basketball player. Sorry, just getting very friendly, but
• 1:09:48
  yeah, Pat's a mean basket player. He would have perfect football. Mm
• 1:09:51
  hmm, oh, that's my laptop. That's my laptop talking about because I
• 1:09:59
  just said it. So she's waiting for you to yeah, put it in.
• 1:10:02
  Is that a mac? Yeah, Pat, if you're listening, let
• 1:10:05
  me get those Powerpuff Girl dunks. Please pack out all the shoes. That
• 1:10:13
  man got a problem. He's addicted, and he'd be like, I ain't
• 1:10:15
  gonna buy no shoes next to you know you more shoes, and then sends
• 1:10:18
  us shoes. He sends us the like in case you wanted to look y'all,
• 1:10:23
  just in case I don't want to be mine would be surfing. Surfing
• 1:10:30
  you do like water, you do like you're an aquatic man. Surfing will
• 1:10:33
  be cool. We're just not in a good spot for it. Like I
• 1:10:36
  know people surfing, but ain't no pun intended. It's not the same the
• 1:10:41
  white boys in the wet suits. Yeah yeah, I mean this ship seem
• 1:10:45
  pretty cool. I mean they keep you, they keep the heating way,
• 1:10:47
  the wet suits. Yeah they work. But I'm just saying the water's cool.
• 1:10:49
  Oh yeah yeah yeah, head, feet and hands be freezing. No,
• 1:10:56
  thank you? Yeah yeah. Okay. The next question, what's the
• 1:11:00
  most childish thing you still do? Eat on my food at once or just
• 1:11:06
  your food individually? And very childish? I know, and I don't here
• 1:11:12
  Also people call me child I did like the picky eater thing on my story.
• 1:11:15
  I saw all those things you don't eat. It was a lot when
• 1:11:19
  I was looking at out worse than me. Yeah, you know what came
• 1:11:23
  to my mind right away? You giggled. I know you do something on
• 1:11:28
  your mind. Do y'all counting steps when you're going up and down? No,
• 1:11:31
  I am an adult. It's like one, two, three, four
• 1:11:35
  or five six? I got shipped to do. Who the does that?
• 1:11:39
  Bro, I've never even still I still run up the stairs and skip steps
• 1:11:46
  in your house. I don't know what's more childish that you do that,
• 1:11:54
  or that's what came to your mind when you thought about being childish here because
• 1:11:59
  hearing to each takes too long, so I just used my length and just
• 1:12:01
  pink pink, pink pink. Oh, using the length of time you use
• 1:12:06
  that length interesting. I was gonna say, like eating cereal, that's viewed
• 1:12:14
  as childish. It is, but I don't. I don't think it is,
• 1:12:17
  but I know it's viewed as childish. For the question it says,
• 1:12:23
  Q don't say watch anime when talking about us. Oh yo, okay.
• 1:12:30
  Two things about anime. One, did you watch Death Note? I watched
• 1:12:33
  first fifteen seconds to Death Note, turned it off fifteen seconds. Yeah,
• 1:12:38
  bro, I can't. You literally didn't give it a chance. I can't
• 1:12:42
  do the it was it was sucked. I didn't know do the dubbed.
• 1:12:45
  It wasn't on it was on Primeer, Netflix, Verifier was watching them.
• 1:12:49
  If they have it, they only had subbed. I looked, you can't
• 1:12:54
  do the no subtitles. I'm not watching TV to read. I'm sorry,
• 1:12:59
  I know, I know, that might sound immature, that I watched it
• 1:13:01
  is the most childish thing I watched what titles on even Wait, and you
• 1:13:05
  can change it on Netflix. So like when you go into like the captions
• 1:13:11
  and like the audio, change it to English. Did you already check?
• 1:13:15
  No, because I just did it with ke On a few months ago.
• 1:13:17
  I made her watch it and we watched it on Netflix. Okay, then
• 1:13:19
  I'll give it another try. Secondly, all that ship that happened over the
• 1:13:25
  weekend with old Boy who is exactly why I say about adults watching anime.
• 1:13:34
  What happened? Oh, the fact that we were stealing that you're talking about,
• 1:13:41
  That's what I think, Like, that's my that's my stereotypical anime crowd,
• 1:13:46
  like that response, that aura, Like, I know that's not everybody,
• 1:13:51
  those just some corner motherfuckers, but that's what that's the stereotypical ship I
• 1:13:56
  think about. Yeah, I know that doesn't apply to everybody, but but
• 1:14:00
  yeah, change the audio. Yeah I watched it. It was it was
• 1:14:03
  literally I probably got thirty seconds in hell. But that's the thing I don't
• 1:14:10
  like to say the boys say what's the other ship I watched? To say,
• 1:14:15
  this ain't invincible? Like fuck. But that's the thing. I don't
• 1:14:17
  do the uh, the dubbed version because I can't do the English voices because
• 1:14:23
  the English voice actors just sound so now, they just sound so stiff.
• 1:14:28
  Yeah, just like it's not the same sounds stiff and deafinite. Though I
• 1:14:30
  didn't listen to it, but most of them, when I go back and
• 1:14:33
  listen to the English duble, I'm like, because you already got the passion
• 1:14:36
  behind like the Yeah, now you just got to go Japanese fresh. Yeah,
• 1:14:45
  okay, got it. Got a couple more. You didn't think we
• 1:14:49
  had questions, but we still got like sixty. Well soon, you said,
• 1:14:53
  fucking August, I said, damn. Yeah. You know some of
• 1:14:56
  them fall by the wayside. Oh my boy, you some of that right
• 1:15:00
  there. Yeah. I took a shower before the game, and I just
• 1:15:03
  rushed to leave. But I got got spider Betters, and that bitch hurt
• 1:15:09
  everybody going down to Florida. That's what happened. Ch that's why he was
• 1:15:15
  stretching back there. I got any powers you got check man? Okay,
• 1:15:20
  okay, this looks like it could be a something, a little suggestions.
• 1:15:28
  Let's see. Yeah, question for my brothers. I'm twenty five and I
• 1:15:33
  have had two best friends for most of my life. One I met in
• 1:15:38
  high school and the other I've known since elementary and she's the best. A
• 1:15:43
  couple of years ago, I found out that I had feelings for the woman
• 1:15:46
  and have been vocal with my bro about it and how I should handle it.
• 1:15:50
  She's in love with a dude she met overseas. For a while,
• 1:15:56
  I didn't want a dirty mac or be with her while she had active feelings
• 1:15:59
  towards him. Recently, it turns out that my boy asked her out,
• 1:16:02
  even though days before he was giving me advice on what I should do.
• 1:16:08
  I saw that coming, but this is real. I love him, keep
• 1:16:11
  going what happens, Just wait till you're back home because you're in the military
• 1:16:15
  and you want to be there for her. I guess that's what his friend
• 1:16:18
  said. My man was nice. Am I wrong for dropping him as a
• 1:16:21
  friend and not talking to her anymore? Because I explained the full situation and
• 1:16:26
  she didn't seem to see it as a problem, considering they only became friends
• 1:16:30
  because I brought her around. Yeah, fuck both of them, niggas.
• 1:16:33
  What Well, that's not her problem. Both of him. That's not her
• 1:16:36
  problem. What I took from that is she didn't feel the same about him.
• 1:16:43
  Yeah, she doesn't see what or either of them maybe well you know
• 1:16:45
  because or definitely not him. Yeah, definitely not him. Like if she
• 1:16:48
  don't see a problem with the other friend making a move knowing that he wanted
• 1:16:54
  to, that means that shit, she does feel that way about this guy
• 1:16:58
  most likely, Yeah, because she did, she would it would be some
• 1:17:02
  type of conversation probably, but it looks lost. No, it's no,
• 1:17:10
  no, no, I get what you're saying. But yeah, that's not
• 1:17:15
  her problem. No, that's not her problem, her problem. I feel
• 1:17:16
  like, I don't think that he should feel some type of way that she
• 1:17:21
  went along with it. No, she He can't be mad at her for
• 1:17:26
  not choosing him when yeah, when she didn't know. Yeah, I agree.
• 1:17:30
  And that's crazy that my man was stopping him from dirty Mac and while
• 1:17:32
  he was dirty Mack. Yeah you could. Now you drop that nigga drop
• 1:17:39
  and he I'm sure he'll understand because what the fuck damn he was a friend
• 1:17:44
  for a minute. That's crazy, you know what I mean? It was
• 1:17:47
  going to happen eventually. I guess he's going to do something superfoul. But
• 1:17:54
  we were talking about the S club something else. He was talking to Oto
• 1:18:00
  Sinko about that or on there about. It was a farting and pooping in
• 1:18:05
  front of your girl. Never done it, never never done it. I
• 1:18:11
  have never done it. I never will either too long term relationships, never
• 1:18:15
  done any parts, no parts. What are you saying? I definitely you'd
• 1:18:21
  be farting, she'd be farting in front of you. Yeah, I let
• 1:18:26
  that fail. I've never heard of any girl far around me. Is that
• 1:18:30
  probably? I don't even know that's that? Is that a me thing?
• 1:18:32
  I think I've never heard any girl far around me. And I've never farted
• 1:18:36
  around your girl. I started around my grandma. That's about it. That
• 1:18:40
  the girl. Yes, unless it came out when when I was sleep,
• 1:18:45
  I've I did hear I farted in my sleep before, but I can you
• 1:18:49
  said you heard her fart. That's what I heard. I parted in my
• 1:18:53
  sleep before you heard yourself or something like, yeah, like you told me
• 1:18:56
  you like woke yourself up. Now, Yeah, I heard I warted.
• 1:19:05
  I've never purposely parted like I'm about to bow just bounder. That's because big
• 1:19:13
  on smells yeah, yeah, And that's not my sense of my type of
• 1:19:16
  sense of humor either. So it's like, oh, I don't think pull
• 1:19:19
  my finger, you'll be going to the bathroom with the door open. Not
• 1:19:27
  even that I don't even like. So I don't even put when they home,
• 1:19:30
  I don't put the space. IM just holding. So she'd be like,
• 1:19:34
  why do you lock the door where you go to the bathroom because of
• 1:19:38
  the times I've tried to come into it, And I'm like, because what,
• 1:19:41
  I don't want anybody to just come in. I'm in the bathroom.
• 1:19:45
  She want to be in your skin type of ship, she says all the
• 1:19:47
  time. She said that, I'm like, you will never do that.
• 1:19:51
  Come on, you will never do that, peing. It's one thing holding
• 1:19:57
  it for you while you that one thing sitting on the like sitting on the
• 1:20:02
  store or sitting on the bathroom floor next to me while I'm taking it on
• 1:20:04
  the that's too much. I don't even want I won't even want to hold
• 1:20:08
  it for me. But now I think that's just like I think they're two
• 1:20:11
  different levels. Definitely definitely two different levels complete, but both will never happen
• 1:20:17
  enough. It's like it's difficult because me and Brandy obviously live together. Now,
• 1:20:21
  I'm I ain't trying to blow up the bathroom. Yeah, so you
• 1:20:26
  know, I got my separate bathroom with a bidet. She ain't feeling a
• 1:20:29
  bidet. So I was just like, oh, so you have free will.
• 1:20:31
  I'm down there. But it gets messed up when we go on vacation.
• 1:20:35
  Oh she doesn't know that side of me going we're going vacation. Come
• 1:20:42
  on, so you're snugging out the bathroom and ship. Oh my god,
• 1:20:45
  I gotta tell them this long listen, wait to go to lio deck and
• 1:20:56
  figure this out. Oh my god. They even had core. They have
• 1:21:01
  the same meal that we had. This person also had the flounder. How
• 1:21:08
  did we have the key? That's crazy. I can't believe this was already
• 1:21:12
  here. Nah that that whole poop and ship was dead and like like pretty
• 1:21:16
  much dead and squads during that cruise because it was what oh like like shipping
• 1:21:23
  around the other person way too small toilet myself. I was chilling music or
• 1:21:31
  TikTok is playing, so you don't hit the destruction that's going on behind the
• 1:21:34
  door. But there's this unspoken thing that I know some people do but I
• 1:21:40
  do what we do turning on the shower like you're about to get in the
• 1:21:44
  shower. Yeah, you just had the water running. That made it worse.
• 1:21:47
  What would at least smell wise, No, yeah doesn't. I feel
• 1:21:51
  like it does make it worse. And no, that makes it worse.
• 1:21:54
  I mean usually I think the shower light usually has like a fan or something.
• 1:21:59
  Right, got the exhausted so it sucks it up. But yeah,
• 1:22:03
  he shower before you go, just do what you need to do it high.
• 1:22:10
  That's the hotels problem. Oh yeah, because when we were in Pittsburgh
• 1:22:15
  we went to this one, like fancy New Age hotel. They had a
• 1:22:19
  dang sliding bathroom glass door. It had a crack at the bottom. All
• 1:22:28
  the snows came through. I was stink. Don't she had to live through
• 1:22:40
  that one? Yeah, look it out. It was nice. Otherwise I
• 1:22:45
  had one of those before the sliding the door. Now i'm think of it,
• 1:22:47
  but I guess I did have to do that. Yeah yeah, damn
• 1:22:56
  mm hmm, like anybody else right on brand, I saw this. Now
• 1:23:01
  that we actually have something coming, I'll say not a question. Y'all are
• 1:23:05
  hilarious. I hope y'all know how y'all are killing the podcast game. You'all
• 1:23:10
  gonna be touching one hundred k on I g soon run the fucking live shows
• 1:23:14
  up coming. Y'all need management or something maybe a little bit, a little
• 1:23:18
  bit, a little bit if you if you know somebody, if you can
• 1:23:23
  get as a ruse picnic, let us know you're hired. We got sound
• 1:23:28
  effects. I ain't gonna repeat it. Do it. He'll do it like
• 1:23:36
  to like to do for that documentary. What documentary was that? He didn't
• 1:23:44
  get enough heat for that. It was talked about a lot, but it
• 1:23:46
  should have been talked about way more. He was. He's like, I
• 1:23:48
  was gonna do it. He just started at the camera with the kurd angle
• 1:23:54
  and needed to be done. We needed the water. That's kind of business
• 1:23:59
  man I need on my side. He'll do anything by anything necessary. But
• 1:24:04
  all right, Hi, nigga said, we got a sound effects, so
• 1:24:09
  you need to shut fire podcasts. Shut up niggas man. No, we
• 1:24:15
  don't need a manager or anything yet because like we just don't need one yet.
• 1:24:21
  Yeah one, I feel like we don't need one. When the time
• 1:24:26
  the managerial, yeah, out of my pocket. I feel like when the
• 1:24:30
  time comes we'll know we're getting there. No, it's time. I think
• 1:24:33
  it's time. It's time. Let us know a somebody pushed the paperwork fororce.
• 1:24:38
  We just show up mm hm. Get us on the festival stage this
• 1:24:41
  summer though, that's what we need. I feel like I feel like we're
• 1:24:44
  there. You know this live show, Yeah, vomit, that's for the
• 1:24:56
  fane. We're gonna have a wrap up like so we never do that again.
• 1:24:59
  Right, So this is just a podcast, so we're not built like
• 1:25:03
  that, right, What I want to talk about. It's just quiet.
• 1:25:08
  All the lights are too bright, sweating buckets and technical. The thing about
• 1:25:16
  dog food is sure's hot. In here is gonna pull out all the biggest
• 1:25:27
  words. Not funny nigga. Now I have my notes in my other pocket.
• 1:25:33
  A god called the bees are back. I'm like, y'all know now,
• 1:25:44
  I swear I said the tall game. I'm saying it again. Going
• 1:25:46
  down like that, go mad. I quit your South nigga. I was
• 1:25:56
  never part of it out that's crazy. I'm going to flart with in these
• 1:26:00
  You'll never see me. You got this ship. Take my face off that
• 1:26:05
  log. I'll do it for your It's coming out to buy hill before we
• 1:26:14
  leave a building, like a fresh breakup, Like, what is that archiving
• 1:26:17
  all the pics? And I'm copyright striking the YouTube channel with my face?
• 1:26:25
  That's actually, he says, sick. Now you're taking our pockets or what
• 1:26:30
  copy right? Make sure that should just get scrubbed. Fu. Okay,
• 1:26:41
  let me see a couple more, maybe one more more tomorrow. Me and
• 1:26:46
  my girl had the conversation of I'm not the friend group leader, but damn
• 1:26:50
  I'm better than my friends. You'll ever got with somebody and realize their friends
• 1:26:56
  are sucking dingbats, whether financially, emotional or intelligence wise, realize they're friends,
• 1:27:04
  yeah, like the defriends is just fucking goofy. Yeah, no,
• 1:27:10
  yes, girls typically have a hard time with that bro. Yeah, for
• 1:27:15
  whatever reason, girl's goofy, Like, I don't know what the fuck it
• 1:27:18
  is. We had a hard time having good friends because they're not good people,
• 1:27:25
  because they're not good people. And y'all all quiet, like y'all don't
• 1:27:27
  agree, and I know, y'all we just got nothing. Silence is because
• 1:27:33
  we agree. Yeah, I agree. I've seen a lot of good women
• 1:27:39
  who have bad friends. Yeah, exactly. And the more you or not
• 1:27:44
  even if you try to have that conversation, they fight you on it because
• 1:27:46
  those are their friends. I'm like, like, how do you not see
• 1:27:49
  this and their friends? It's weird because to me, like I feel like
• 1:27:54
  I'm good at seeing if a person is good or bad by interacting with them
• 1:27:58
  for like two seconds, like you're you you on some ship, Like it's
• 1:28:01
  just really easy to like point it out. Yeah, like something's not right,
• 1:28:04
  So when other people can't see it, I'm like, but yeah,
• 1:28:09
  yeah, women definitely have a hard time. That doesn't go for all women.
• 1:28:12
  It's not everybody. Yeah, it's not all women. I know great
• 1:28:15
  friend groups of women where there's like eight of them. Then I know some
• 1:28:18
  bad ones. I know some bad ones too. It's like, yo,
• 1:28:20
  what the fuck is good with y'all as a whole? Yeah, like y'all
• 1:28:24
  just don't like each other. Yeah, like you don't even with each other,
• 1:28:27
  Like what the hell? I know too many group like friend group women
• 1:28:30
  that they all broke apart and like they've none each other. Yeah, I
• 1:28:32
  know. It's like, how does they even fucking happen? I know more
• 1:28:35
  of that than than men for sure. How did that happen? By far?
• 1:28:40
  Yeah? Men falling out. It happens. Obviously, a lot of
• 1:28:43
  people fall out, usually for good reason. Yeah yeah, usually something happened
• 1:28:45
  like that was serious. But women, they could just be something as simple
• 1:28:47
  as I ain't like that bitch, and I never did, but I never
• 1:28:50
  did, like why, why exactly why you're wasting your time? Like I've
• 1:28:55
  literally I've seen myself like noticing like a like two girls might not be friends
• 1:29:00
  on more, Like let me see if they follow each other on Instagram and
• 1:29:03
  they don't anymore. I'm like, I'm like, how did I know?
• 1:29:05
  I knew it. I've never heard, never heard any conversation. It's just
• 1:29:09
  literally just from looking the vibe off. Yeah, like you're not even cool
• 1:29:13
  no more, but you're hung out frequently and now I haven't seen you in
• 1:29:16
  weeks now Yeah, now you're not best friends some more. Now you got
• 1:29:19
  a new best friend. I'm like, who happened? Yeah? When she
• 1:29:25
  started calling a new chi what tiping is crazy? Yeah? Bro? And
• 1:29:32
  I'm not even letting the nosiest nigga the world, but I definitely want to
• 1:29:35
  know that ship. That should be interesting. It would be something fucking stupid,
• 1:29:43
  like it was my birthday weekend. I told everybody that I was gonna
• 1:29:45
  wear gold and they should not wear gold. But then this bitch is gonna
• 1:29:48
  come up where gold. I don't fuck with her gold hoops on like I
• 1:29:51
  knew I was wear hoops fifteen years of friendship because she wore a gold halt
• 1:30:00
  pop happy And why can't you understand that I told her? Now? Is
• 1:30:06
  that you don't understand. You don't get it. You just don't get it.
• 1:30:10
  It's the principle of the outfit. And then it goes back why you
• 1:30:14
  want her side? It's crazy you want to that bitch? I knew you
• 1:30:17
  did you always wanted to know. She got a nice legs. I knew
• 1:30:20
  you like that hold the home she had one, and always how she was
• 1:30:25
  a little always too close to you, but titties out before. But it
• 1:30:30
  is what it is, man, I can't help her. She got boom
• 1:30:33
  boos. I can't help that she got them sham bags is bagging? Well?
• 1:30:44
  All right? Last one? We want one more? Yeah? One
• 1:30:45
  more for Mike? Wanta would you rather or a little? What you rather?
• 1:30:49
  Okay, let's Mike. Did I ask this? We'll find out?
• 1:30:54
  Would you rather drink every drink out of a novelty drinking hat or only use
• 1:31:00
  chopsticks for every meal. Novelty drink gravel. Yeah, novelty drinking hat because
• 1:31:04
  I can't use chopsticks. I use chop sticks. I hate chopsticks really,
• 1:31:11
  the novelty drinking hat. Every single meal I was and that's fine, anything
• 1:31:15
  you gotta drink. I was in Japan at Japanese steakhouse, like where you
• 1:31:18
  cook the ship in front of you. Obviously everybody has chopsticks. That's their
• 1:31:25
  ship there, right fork. So that's why I did the second night.
• 1:31:30
  But the first night I was too scared ass and I had the translator app
• 1:31:32
  yet. So they brought out dishes, a corn with like a big ass
• 1:31:39
  metal spoon, and I've seen another table hat this big ass metal spoon in
• 1:31:43
  their corn. So you order everything on the iPad, you just keep ordering.
• 1:31:45
  They bring out shipping rounds. Let me get order a corn. So
• 1:31:48
  I took the food talking it's sourceful. They said, you ain't gonna believe
• 1:32:00
  what table setting. This nigga over here using the corn to eat to eat
• 1:32:03
  steaks, And I didn't even eat the corn, Like this chops is easy
• 1:32:13
  if they just brought over like you could have just had you could have the
• 1:32:15
  next day they did it. He could corn wast corn wasteful chops is are
• 1:32:24
  easy, I think, so drink you get used to chops. I'm taking
• 1:32:27
  it. That's like the ship on the top of your head was number one?
• 1:32:30
  Yea looking like smitty women? Yeah? No, I would put every
• 1:32:34
  drink that I because I just drinking that don't impede your ability to drink.
• 1:32:42
  I'm gonna be mad trying to eat with these. You gotta be using that
• 1:32:45
  at the gym? Okay with it looking like playing basketball, looking like a
• 1:32:49
  douice bang. No, no, no, it's only when I need to
• 1:32:53
  drink. When you need to drink, yes, you put it on hell
• 1:32:57
  yeah yeah, reped you can't. Yeah, well, nigga, you can
• 1:33:02
  use shop sticks. Learn you can do know the can you can know the
• 1:33:08
  like I will just wear a hat. Yeah, all right, terrible,
• 1:33:12
  we'll be hat boys. Okay? Is it cool? Ass? Had too?
• 1:33:16
  Exactly? You gotta say number one you gotta you have that. You
• 1:33:20
  have to get one like I would buy that. Now, mad at me.
• 1:33:24
  They're come with some crazy ship, different color hats. Yeah, and
• 1:33:28
  like how you fleece the fucking novelty hat? That's it, yep, game
• 1:33:34
  over, game over. Once you say all you know, you know,
• 1:33:39
  it's time to go, I'm making sure that says that that's not a copyright
• 1:33:42
  thing. Where do you get that? That highly doubt that. Yeah,
• 1:33:45
  that's gonna be on the next March shirt next March. Once you say all
• 1:33:49
  you know that it's time to go on the back back, it's time to
• 1:33:55
  go. Yeah, it's gonna rain all date of mind and don't jump still
• 1:33:59
  that. Yeah, well no, that's I gotta make it like you got
• 1:34:04
  six days, seven days now one of time. So look out for that
• 1:34:10
  new merch we got drop it now, I'll drop it with them in the
• 1:34:15
  merch, can we have Someone was asking me about like normal shirts, like
• 1:34:17
  normal shirt colors, so tied that. Oh oh yeah, yeah, they're
• 1:34:23
  not those available. I thought they were. Never mind, it's not.
• 1:34:27
  Okay, Yeah, that's all right, next round? Sorry, easy fuck
• 1:34:30
  a stylection? Ye, well okay, all right, guys. Make sure
• 1:34:35
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• 1:34:39
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• 1:35:00
  that good stuff. Yeah, uh, I got one shot out. Hold
• 1:35:05
  on, hold on, hold on, Okay, shout out to Brian Hillary.
• 1:35:09
  Brian Hillary. I'll tell you off Mike why he'll know. But Brian
• 1:35:12
  Hillary, shout out to you. You a real one. Shout out to
• 1:35:14
  you, be hell. But if you get a shot out from Q,
• 1:35:15
  I mean you spent some money. Go hey bro, Oh wait, I
• 1:35:19
  take it back. Sorry, sorry, Brian still shout out to you.
• 1:35:24
  But what I thought it was, he said, I take it not that
• 1:35:27
  much of a shotow spend that much money. No, it's funny because I
• 1:35:32
  say they subscribe to Tier one for the year. They're paid in the year.
• 1:35:39
  But I thought it was the year the same amount as the fourth tiers.
• 1:35:44
  Okay, Well, still shout out to the first one to pay a
• 1:35:47
  year and the shout out, hey, man, we appreciate that. I
• 1:35:49
  thank that to do what he paid for pay for the patre for a year.
• 1:35:54
  Wow. I thought it was the test tier, but it wasn't.
• 1:35:58
  It's the same amount, but it's the first tier for a year. Either
• 1:36:00
  way. I appreciate you, my man. Shout out to you. You're
• 1:36:04
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  subscribed it to YouTube. That's about it. Po Box two seven six Brownton,
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  New Jersey zero zero six and we'll see you next time, same time
• 1:36:21
  taking place, all right, Bye bye oh and shout out to the person
• 1:36:30
  who really liked Blue Eye Samurai. Another one you should watch is Hell's Paradise.
• 1:36:35
  It has a different name in Japanese, but I forgot what it's called,
• 1:36:41
  but Hell's Paradise. Find it on like crunch roll or some other illegal
• 1:36:44
  streaming if that's your pre illegal You know, I'm saying like another like illegal
• 1:36:48
  streaming because I usually ain't paying for any of This is not at all.
• 1:36:53
  But did you watch that? Was it Chainsawhead or chainsaw Man chaw Man?
• 1:36:59
  Yeah, same party has the video behind this. It was cool. We've
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  got to look at the