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Re-Release Ep. 108 - (Colonoscopy Christmas Special!) · Notable Nostalgia

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  Speaker 1: What's up, nostalgia nerds. It's Andy here.
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  Speaker 2: Last week we told you that we were going to
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  Speaker 2: have a re released episode this week. We were gonna
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  Speaker 2: do a different episode, but then we were thinking with
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  Speaker 2: the with the recent passing of James Vanderbeek, we were
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  Speaker 2: thinking that we should do this episode. We should release
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  Speaker 2: this episode, the Christmas colonoscopy episode. But we do understand
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  Speaker 2: a lot of people get nervous around medical stuff. So
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  Speaker 2: just you know, you're not alone, you know, So we
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  Speaker 2: just want everybody to go get checked out. Really, you know,
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  Speaker 2: it's really important. You know, you could it could save
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  Speaker 2: your life, you don't know.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, I hope you enjoyed this episode.
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  Speaker 2: We do play a lot of it for comedy and
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  Speaker 2: last and everything, but it is very important. So once
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  Speaker 2: you call your doctor, and once you schedule your colonoscopy,
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  Speaker 2: and then once it's.
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  Speaker 1: Complete, shoot us an email. I guess I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Why not let us know how that went, and we
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  Speaker 2: won't tell anybody. We'll just say, hey, good job. Unless
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  Speaker 2: you want us to your experience, we can put it
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  Speaker 2: on the podcast, but that's up to you. I guess
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, well anyways, but I do hope you
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  Speaker 2: enjoyed this episode. February gets kind of crazy for us.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of birthdays, a lot of just crazy
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  Speaker 2: stuff happening. So uh yeah, but thanks for listening. We
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  Speaker 2: really appreciate all.
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  Speaker 1: Of you so very much.
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  Speaker 2: We love you and see you next Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow?
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  Speaker 3: You could be a seat model. Start I was sixteen
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  Speaker 3: at the time or fifteen, and and then hook it
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  Speaker 3: up with a witch and that was that. Cats can
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  Speaker 3: smile apparently, whoa weird, but it doesn't always mean that
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  Speaker 3: they're happy.
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  Speaker 2: Yet receives a call from what I can only assume
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  Speaker 2: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jimmy Nan.
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  Speaker 3: Is a star. Her look looks weren't part of the issue.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top hat
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  Speaker 1: for Janas.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe this is not appropriate either, but we'll see. Welcome
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  Speaker 3: listener to our Christmas Colonoscopie special.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm Jeff, Hello, I'my, and we are excited to
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  Speaker 4: bring to you this special that's been you know, months
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  Speaker 4: in the.
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  Speaker 3: Making, so it's gonna be top tier, five star, you know, amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Then this might be the episode. Maybe we could submit
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  Speaker 3: for the awards next year in twenty twenty five. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because you have to. You have to. It's colon cancer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And since we're like a you know, nineties two thousand podcast,
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  Speaker 2: we have to do special episodes occasionally, and this is
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  Speaker 2: our way to give back to humanity.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there we go. Okay, So I just wanted
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  Speaker 3: to do a quick disclaimer. While we are hosts of
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  Speaker 3: a one time award winning podcast, we are not medical
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  Speaker 3: professionals and we are only here today to make you
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  Speaker 3: laugh for grossed out, well hopefully bringing some focus to
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  Speaker 3: this type of cancer that could very well impact you
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  Speaker 3: or someone you love someday.
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  Speaker 1: Nice.
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  Speaker 3: So I just want to put that out there. We're
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  Speaker 3: not medical professionals, and if you feel like you need
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  Speaker 3: to go see you know, your health care provider, go
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  Speaker 3: do that. Don't get your health advice from a nineties
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  Speaker 3: nostalgia podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, so I would want to her. A lot
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  Speaker 2: of episodes were either drinking or smoking.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah so yeah. So, so I chose colon cancer special
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  Speaker 3: because I just got my first colonoscopy. So I know,
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  Speaker 3: I've like done some Easter eggs, not really Easter eggs.
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  Speaker 3: I showed you guys, pictures of my rectum and my
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  Speaker 3: and my colon. Yeah, so I thought it would be
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  Speaker 3: fun to do that. And I have, like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: a family history of cancer of this type of cancer,
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  Speaker 3: my immediate family and then my mom, uh spent most
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  Speaker 3: of her career or all of her career in the
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  Speaker 3: medical field. So she was always somebody who advocated for
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  Speaker 3: other people to advocate for themselves. I'm getting proper healthcare,
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  Speaker 3: getting screened, if you're hurting, if you're listening to your body.
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  Speaker 3: So that just was something I always grew up with
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  Speaker 3: with my mom, is like her educating me about our
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  Speaker 3: bodies and and and health and things to do. If
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  Speaker 3: you know, we do get the news that we don't
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  Speaker 3: always want.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So that's really good too, because I feel like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, growing up is always like this, like we're
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  Speaker 2: talking about the stigma or I guess we weren't talking
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  Speaker 2: about it, yeah, but well, I guess you're talking about anyways.
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  Speaker 2: This is like stigma or this thing to where like
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  Speaker 2: especially for men, like you have to like be mad.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, oh, you know, something's pain, you know, like
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  Speaker 2: something is causing me pain. But you're like, oh, you're
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  Speaker 2: just tough it out. But like why why just go
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  Speaker 2: get some fucking help, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: So they act there's this certain type of men, particularly
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  Speaker 3: that yeah that thinks something is they don't really vocalize
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  Speaker 3: it completely. They don't say like I don't. I don't
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  Speaker 3: necessarily hear people say like, oh, that's gay, but you
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  Speaker 3: can tell that they're uncomfortable by something going into their
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  Speaker 3: up the rectum and it's not gay. Besides, like the
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  Speaker 3: when the nurses all lined up and fucked me when
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  Speaker 3: I was unconscious, they all lined up. But uh, but
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  Speaker 3: you know what, I made this joke and this might
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  Speaker 3: be inappropriate, but I made this joke. If you think
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  Speaker 3: that getting a preventative screen is too gay for you,
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  Speaker 3: what's gonna be super gay is going to be ten
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  Speaker 3: years down the road when you have stage three, stage
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  Speaker 3: four cancer and they're gonna be constantly shoving thick things
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  Speaker 3: up your butt.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so great point.
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  Speaker 3: So if you think that's gonna just do it. And
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  Speaker 3: then how I kind of connected this to nostalgia is
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  Speaker 3: one of my heroes, like, like in Public you know
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  Speaker 3: Public Figures is the iconic Katie Kirk. I just think
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  Speaker 3: she is an amazing journalist. She broke a lot of
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  Speaker 3: glass ceilings for women in journalism and broadcast journalism especially.
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  Speaker 3: She definitely made it more equal on those kind of
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  Speaker 3: platforms with men and women. So the like Matt Lower
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  Speaker 3: at the time was her co host, and he didn't
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  Speaker 3: get all of the you know, presidential interviews. It was
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  Speaker 3: it was really fifty to fifty.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah cool.
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  Speaker 3: So I thought that was really cool. But in nineteen
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  Speaker 3: ninety eight, her first husband passed away from colon cancer.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, ok, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And then also I think it might have been colling
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  Speaker 3: cancer too. But her sister, who was like a state
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  Speaker 3: state senator representative, I think in Jersey, she died of
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  Speaker 3: the same canon cancer.
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  Speaker 1: I believe that's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: So then fast forward instead of and this is something
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  Speaker 3: that I might have bought her, like that's such tremendous
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  Speaker 3: sadness and pain and loss, yeah, and having two young
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  Speaker 3: daughters and then also such an intense career, instead of
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  Speaker 3: she did something with it. And she in the year
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  Speaker 3: two thousand did on live TV a colonoscopy, so she
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  Speaker 3: was like still very much more awake during it. And
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  Speaker 3: when I had mine, they put you completely out that
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  Speaker 3: I thought, oh yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. So on hers day,
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  Speaker 3: she was awake, and it just showed how simple it was.
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  Speaker 3: And from my understanding, I think colon cancer is one
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  Speaker 3: of the only cancers that when they go in for
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  Speaker 3: the screening, depending on what stage or what development it is,
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  Speaker 3: they can pretty much take.
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  Speaker 5: Care of it.
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  Speaker 3: Right then.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really Yeah, wow, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: So that's something like it could be a one and
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  Speaker 3: done kind of situation if there was anything. So that's
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  Speaker 3: that's kind of a cool thing. I think.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, for sure, that is really and it's it's
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  Speaker 2: crazy because you know, I wonder how many people's lives
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  Speaker 2: she saved by, yeah, you know, and the number, well,
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  Speaker 2: there's no way to ever know, you know, but I
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  Speaker 2: do know I wouldn't ever want to be near her
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  Speaker 2: because it.
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  Speaker 1: Seems like everybody something's going on there. Yeah, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: emitting some kind of fumes or something.
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  Speaker 3: But I love that she and then she organized and
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  Speaker 3: was one of the creators of the organization's Stand Up
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  Speaker 3: to Cancer. So they do like like kind of concerts
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  Speaker 3: and ceremonies on TV. There was one several years ago
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  Speaker 3: that had I think like fifteen like kind of pop
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  Speaker 3: divas like Beyonce, Arihanna, that kind of thing. But they
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  Speaker 3: had Miley Cyrus, and I love Miley Cyrus, but don't
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  Speaker 3: put her next to Mariah and Beyonce and Faith Hill, like,
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  Speaker 3: don't do that. Don't do that to Miley, because Miley's
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  Speaker 3: she does She's she's all right. And then in late
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  Speaker 3: twenty twenty two, Katie Curic, my best friend was dominant,
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  Speaker 3: was diagnosed with breast cancer, and again she took that,
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  Speaker 3: probably compartmentalized it a little bit, and then use that
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  Speaker 3: as a use her platform to really talk about early
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  Speaker 3: detections and that kind of thing. So I just think
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  Speaker 3: that she's such an idol and iconic person of the
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  Speaker 3: nineties for me, because I remember growing up I had
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  Speaker 3: like a little like twy twelve inch TV in my
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  Speaker 3: bedroom that had like the VCR that was built into it.
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  Speaker 3: It was awesome. But every morning I was getting ready
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  Speaker 3: for school, I would have The Today Show on, Oh okay,
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  Speaker 3: and even like nine to eleven, you know when Glitter
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  Speaker 3: the should have been.
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  Speaker 1: Taking just waiting for updates on the glitter Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But I was actually saw like you know that when
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  Speaker 3: they got interrupted because of the twin Tower situation. So
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  Speaker 3: I was like, so I just have all of these
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  Speaker 3: times throughout my childhood where like Katie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Katie Kirk was there, so just to confirm though,
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  Speaker 2: So your alibi on nine elve the morning was.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, k vouched for me. Okay, yeah, and then listener,
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  Speaker 3: I did have chicken from Panda Express and I'm drinking
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  Speaker 3: a diet Doctor pepper so I'm burpie today. But you're
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  Speaker 3: not gonna be able to smell it, but Andy can
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  Speaker 3: if he gets close enough, So I think, yeah, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I didn't look up the number, but there is what
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  Speaker 3: they call the I think they called it the curric effect.
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  Speaker 3: So after she was live on the Today Show getting
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  Speaker 3: into her colonoscopy, there was a huge increase of people
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  Speaker 3: getting screenings. So I thought that was just fabulous.
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  Speaker 2: So well that's cool too, because like I don't know
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  Speaker 2: too much about any of this. That's why I'm pretty
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  Speaker 2: excited for this episode too. Yeah, but for some reason,
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  Speaker 2: I just kind of felt like it was more of
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  Speaker 2: a male thing. Yeah, I never really thought that, like
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  Speaker 2: females got it done too, you know, So I wonder
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  Speaker 2: how many other people thought that. So when she, like
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  Speaker 2: I said earlier, like when she did that, she probably
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  Speaker 2: saved a ship ton of lives.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, cool, especially so one of my favorite shows from
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  Speaker 3: the nineties. It was like late nineties was King of
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  Speaker 3: Queen's Love that show and it has I forget the
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  Speaker 3: lady's name, the blonde lady from Mad.
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  Speaker 1: TV, Debbie something something.
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  Speaker 3: I forget her name, that she was. She was pretty
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  Speaker 3: much that the main one. Here we go, Yes, yes, fabulous.
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  Speaker 3: So she plays the dog walker air quotes who walks Arthur,
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  Speaker 3: the dad who's played by Jerry Stiller. So they hire
• 10:37
  Speaker 3: a dog walker to walk her. Anyways, there's a I
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  Speaker 3: love that show so much, but there's a scene where.
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  Speaker 1: They hire her to walk Yeah, yeah, just because.
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  Speaker 3: He's so antsy and anime because he's Yeah, he lives
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  Speaker 3: with them and he's at home every day, just Jones
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  Speaker 3: and until they get home. But then they get home
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  Speaker 3: from work, they're exhausted. Yes, they hired a dog walker.
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  Speaker 3: So there's a scene between the two of them, the
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  Speaker 3: dog walker Jerry Still where Jerry Stiller is eating cereal
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  Speaker 3: and it's some old, disgusting cereal. He's like, this is
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  Speaker 3: good for my colon, Like you should have some, and
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  Speaker 3: then the dog walker responds and says, oh, women don't
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  Speaker 3: have colon's And it's like.
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  Speaker 1: A laugh track.
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  Speaker 3: So I think that they're not blaming it all on
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  Speaker 3: a Cole Sullivan, but I think yeah, but I think
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  Speaker 3: that there is this like, yeah, maybe people that you
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  Speaker 3: know aren't focused on health terminology. They might confuse prostate
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  Speaker 3: with colon. Oh sure, yeah, yeah, because the male g
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  Speaker 3: spots in the book.
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  Speaker 1: There you go.
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  Speaker 3: Anyways, and then I thought we would kind of shift around.
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  Speaker 3: So I have a lot of facts and it's very informative,
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  Speaker 3: and we'll try to make it funny. But I thought
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  Speaker 3: I would kind of get a little deeper with you
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  Speaker 3: and let me see if I put it on here.
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  Speaker 1: So that's the type of comedy you can expect.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, award winning and I think we said in the
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  Speaker 3: last episode of the episode before we are the number
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  Speaker 3: one podcast. Yeah okay, So I wrote this prior to
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  Speaker 3: the Kolonoskip prep and everything. But I wrote this poem
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to read to you, yeah, Andy and listener. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: It's sharp yet round, it's warm yet not hot, it's
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  Speaker 3: heavy yet so minimal. It's a nightmare yet it's nirvana.
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  Speaker 3: It is my poop poem.
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  Speaker 1: Nice Okay. I thought it was about the cold, like
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  Speaker 1: knocked out for that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I didn't write a poem about the colon,
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  Speaker 3: but I wrote this when I was kind of, you know,
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: high on the toilet taking a poop. Sure, but I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I have my phone with me. And
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  Speaker 3: when you were Yeah, but when you're in this generation,
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  Speaker 3: like this time we're in right now, and you go
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: to the bathroom but you don't have your phone, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it gets boring. Yeah, you just have to like read something, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: or like write poetry or or I don't know, there's
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  Speaker 3: nothing to do in there. And yeah, and I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't flick my being on the toilet because that's weird.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah every time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and listener if you do, if you do poop,
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: all flicking your flicking your being, Like that's totally fine,
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  Speaker 3: Like we don't discriminate. I had a section on my
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: notes that said jokes about butts, but he.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: Said, but I, man, I'm killing it right now.
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: You are killing speaking out, your knocking them out or
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: whatever sports terminology there is. I didn't think of any.
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  Speaker 3: All I wrote was two words Richard Gear Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Nice, that was it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because of the Gerbil thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm trying to think of a good butt joke. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: crack kills, that's kind of a crack.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but crack.
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  Speaker 2: I have a little I have a kind of I
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: have kind of a funny story about it. But so
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: when I was a kid, you know, uh, you know
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  Speaker 2: Charlie Brown, there's a kid named Schroeder.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, but when I was a kid, I didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: I thought his name was sphincter.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's the sphincter. That's awesome. Yeah, that's so crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Like everybody knows where they were when they learned the
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: word sphincter. Like that's a very iconic word.
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  Speaker 2: To learn anything that sounds like a spaceship name, like
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  Speaker 2: the US sphincter.
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  Speaker 1: Right, it's sincter, sphincter, sphincter. Yeah, sphincter, sphincter.
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad that's not one that interrupts us with like
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  Speaker 3: our speech, I know, right, yeah, like it would interrupt
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  Speaker 3: like Cindy Brady, like with a little sphincter.
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  Speaker 1: I was talking to my coworker and she's living Virginia.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: I live in Virginia. She's like, where do you Where
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: do you live?
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  Speaker 2: And I went nor folcause it's hard to say, man.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's that's the time where you just choose
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  Speaker 3: a different place to tell people.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Cincinnati, that would you would kill it with Cincinnati.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's easy one. It just like great. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I always I never said world. World was is a
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: very tricky word. Yeah, so I would always say Earth, sure,
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  Speaker 3: Earth was better or our planet?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah I get it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, Okay, So I want to take you
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: on the journey through the colonoscopy. So the prep for
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: it you get. So I just went to my doctor
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, because I'm pretty young, I'm thirty six.
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  Speaker 3: The age now that they're telling people to get screened
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  Speaker 3: regardless of your gender is forty five. Oh yeah, they
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: and then if you have any immediate family or any
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: other health concerns, then it's for then it's sooner. And
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  Speaker 3: if you have immediate family, they say about ten years
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  Speaker 3: before the person was diagnosed. Oh sure, So that's that's
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: why I went. And so they gave you bottles. You
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: pick a bottle too, bottle of medicine from I go
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: to Walgreens, shout out to Walgreens, and and it's it's
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  Speaker 3: pretty disgusting stuff.
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  Speaker 1: How much is it?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 1: How like if you had to put it.
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  Speaker 3: It's only no. There are two bottles that are sixteen
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  Speaker 3: ounces each, and then they make them flavored, which I
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: wish they wouldn't because then I could add my own
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: flavor to it. Oh yeah, but yeah, it was pretty
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  Speaker 3: It was pretty bad, but not as bad as you know,
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  Speaker 3: getting but whole cancer. Yeah, not you know, colon, colon
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  Speaker 3: cancer or whatever. Okay, so maybe we can play some
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: of my journey of getting my prep done, starting my
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: prep work for my colonoscopy tomorrow. The doctors gave nineteen pages, thankfully,
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: one side about information about the colonoscopy, the colon and
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: everything in between. So I skimmed that and highlighted the
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: important stuff, which all of it's important but nonetheless, and
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: then I have my picked up my prescription for the
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: medicine that's gonna clear me out, so I will get
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: that started now.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: First question, are you wearing a shirt while you're recording that?
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: I'm in my underwear with a shirt on. Oh okay, yeah, why.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like it just sounded like
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: no shirt.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Oh. I always I'm always clothed at home, Like it's
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: very rare that I don't have shorts or PJ pants on.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, box shorts.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: I don't sleep with a shirt on because I feel
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna get choked at night.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Same.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that second question is, so it was the night
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: before and then they give you nineteen fucking pages.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: They give me so.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Much paper, too much to read. I have to feel like, hey,
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: you guys are gonna have to postpone. This is like
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: nineteen days we get this they do.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: So my if my screening is at nine am, then
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: I have to take the second bottle I think at
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: four am, and then I take the first bottle at
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: like six pm or something like that. You have to
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: work backward, so you're you're taking medicine up until like
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: four hours.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Before when you're doing math and you're trying to read
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: this nineteen page.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Like backwards mouth. I don't have time travel. No, yeah,
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: all right, let's kick it back to His voice is
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: so annoying. All right. So the medicine comes with a
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: sixteen ounce plastic cup and then two bottles of uh,
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: potassium soul Fight and magnesium soul fight oral solution. That
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: sounds yummy. So I'm going to mix that with some
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: cold water and I hope I don't puke. Yeah, they said,
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: if you start to puke, or if you like you're
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: gonna puke, take a breath. But okay, so listener, this
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: guy's really annoying, and he sounds really tired because you
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: don't eat, like when you go to bed. When you
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: go to bed, the day before you stop eating, and
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: then a week before you stop eating certain foods. So
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: I was tired, and you know, I wanted to eat.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: I was so hungry.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: When past Jeff said, two sixteen ounce bottles, you pointed
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: at yourself like you part of like you pointed like a.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Kill that killed it. Yeah, I knew that he would.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Look it's so interesting. I mean, I must start recording
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: voice memos for like future Jeff, like more often.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: All right, back to you, Jeff. Opening up the medicine,
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: I had to gag a little bit because for some reason,
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: instead of making it flavorless where I can put my
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: own out of my own flavor because it's twenty twenty four,
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: I decided to make it kind of like a grape taste.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: That's why my butt's dound. Like pouring that into the
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: sixteen ounce cup that it comes with, and then I'm
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: going to put some really cold water in it and
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: fill it up to sixteen ounces is crisis. And then
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: now I'm gonna stir it. It smells pretty bad, but hey,
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: it's better than getting cold cancer too, bitch, I said
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: it first, stirring it that fragrance. We can put a
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: man on the moon, allegedly, but it can't make a
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: good prep drink for pulenoscopies. All right, all right, all right,
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: so I've mixed my solution. Yeah, here we go, cheers.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: So even even when I'm tired, I'm like just falling
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: into conspiracy theories.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: This is I we should have said the beginning of
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: the episode, this is a drinking game. Anytime you hear cheers,
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: you have to take a shot.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: There we go. Yeah it's so gross. Oh yeah you.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Jeff, Okay, that's not as bad, all right as I
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: thought it was going to be. I only took a
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: few SIPs of it. It's very The texture of it
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: is the thing that's throwing me off. I think people
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: that are a little more tough will be able to
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: power through this. It has a texture that's kind of mossy.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: So there we go. But again, we're doing this for
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: Fara faucet, so we're gonna we're gonna power through.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: You go through so mossy like moss like on the
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: side of a tree moss.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of. It reminded me like if you drink
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: like really like algae, like pond like pond water. And yeah,
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Faara Fox had had a colding cancer too, I do.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So but it's good that you said
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: it wasn't that bad. Remember when you were a kid
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: and you had to take like cough medicine, was it
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: better or worse than that?
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: It was.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: Better than that Because Jeremy, I never mind those ye,
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: because I'm like a codependent manchild baby. So I don't
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: take medicine unless Jeremy gives it to me. And so
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: he when I was sick last week, he gave me, yeah,
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: like liquid medicine and like a little little cup, like
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: a little Dixia cup. And I just cannot not make
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: like an intense phase like it's so damn gross. All
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: right back to you, Jeff. Okay, I'm about halfway down
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: with the first solution, and I was reading the night
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Pages and I need to take a couple of gas
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: X pills. So I think that's supposed to do something.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: I really should be more educated on this, but I'm
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: just following the instructions so very easier friendly. So I'm
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: going to take a break from drinking that.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Stuff and.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Then take some gas sex pills.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: You about how long from starting were you chugging it?
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Or I wanted to.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Get it done pretty quick. I really wish that past
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Jeff would have blown his nose because I can tell
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: that it's very congested. So usually I just blow it.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's as gross, but I just
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: blow it in the shower. Oh sure, but I power
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: wash it down down.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: The drumming sense.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so people need to calm down. Yeah, I think, yeah,
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know if heone's upset. But all right, back
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: to you, Jeff. On the instructions, it says if you
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: experienced nausea or vomiting, take a fifteen to thirty minute break,
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: then continue drinking the prep solution. I said that too,
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: all right, I don't feel nauseous just yet. I always
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: feel kind of a little nauseous, like just throughout the day.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: I should probably look into that, but yeah, I don't
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: feel like I'm gonna barf right now, which is great.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: It's the mossy feeling has coated my throat. But again,
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: this is easy, breezy compared to getting colon cancer. So
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: t t while. Yeah, and I'm really promoting the colon
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: cancer like fighting that.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Well that makes sense.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like this is not I just tapped out and
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: I was like, this is not worth it. And we
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: still do the episode.
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: You know what, we probably canceled that episode, right, Okay,
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: you don't tell me.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: That's all right back to you, Jeff. So, I'm definitely
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: being tested right now because as I'm in my kitchen
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: drinking this solution trying, I'm about halfway done, I smell
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: something really disgusting. It's not the solution. Uh, Nikki, I'm
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: pretty sure my my terrier mixed dog she defecated in
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: the living room. So I'm gonna try not to smell
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: that right now so I could focus on this because
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: if I try to clean it right now, then I'm
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: going to bar. So I'm gonna try to get through
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: this solution. Go smell something good for a while. It's
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: some incense, and come back out about five minutes and
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: clean that up. I'm really being tested.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: I just thought of something so nicky and your so
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: your dog's name's backwards would be Ikey and sug Sug.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Ikey and sug sug.
• 24:46
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: If we ever started a morning radio show, that's what
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: we should be.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Andy Oh. I was gonna share one thing that's getting
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: me through like the hunger pains of not eating for
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: the past like twelve hours is I've been watching Abbot Elementary,
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: so good, funny, funny funny.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I heard that I saw this. I didn't.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: I didn't look into it yet, but I heard it's
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: always sunny and Abbot Elementary going to do across the
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: episode with fucking dope.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: So yeah.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: When I first heard that, I didn't watch Abbot yet,
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: and I was like, how's that gonna work?
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: And but I started watching Abbot, I was like, this
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: show is funny, like lean into their characters so well,
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: especially the vice principal. She's she's amazing, like everyone it
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: has a sure Sheryl Lee Roth I think it's her name.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: And then did you ever watch Everyone Hates Chris?
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: I've seen some episode, so the kid that.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Plays Chris grown up is one of the leads. So
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: and then it has did you watch a Parent Trap
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: with Lindsay Lohans? So the Nanny is one of the leads,
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: and she's like very filly girl. I got connection like
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: very Bobby, just like this show is.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Let's tell you know, I haven't think that checked it out.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: I recommend and ap bio. I like that was good too.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: I'm watching all of like the educate, like the school comedies.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: These are brilliant. All right, back to you, Jeffrey. All right,
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: got the first glass of the medicine down after a
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: little bit didn't taste as bad. Already cleaned up the
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: pet waist since last time I checked in. And now
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna wait anywhere from about thirty to sixty minutes
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: and let the games begin. And I really want to
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: challenge the Moon who beat us last year for Radio
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Personality of the Year. I want them to also do
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: a colonoscopy special, so game on.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, that's great. If they don't, then we
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: should win. Automatic they hate colons, I guess if they
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: hate colins, the best thing to do with not to
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: get checked.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: The Yeah they love colons. Yeah, queers aither like a Christian?
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Are they Christian?
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't think so, but I almost.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: I'm also based on absolutely nothing.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and they can't be They might be a
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Christian though, I think. But anyways, but how can they
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: be Christian because it's called the moon? And I don't
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: know if Christians believe in the moon, right or they
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: don't believe in like earth or I don't know. But okay,
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: back to you, Jeff, they believe in earth. And so
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: it begins. Don't don't dry.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: What begins?
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, no idea, it begins.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: See how it goes? Number two? Going number two? Well
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: that was it? Okay?
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Cool? All right?
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: So clearly I saw believe to go because I just
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: clogged the toilet. Use my plunger from the dollar tree. Oh,
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: gotta figure it out, all right, toilet is unclogged.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: This is like, this is crazy, like I can picture,
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: I can picture everything to like it's so great.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: It's not only good for him, that's the word to like,
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: go through the prep work and then your toilet clogs.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: You're like, I'm out.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: I would have just gone in the shower every day grating.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Would that be just just stand there in the shower diarrhea,
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: But you don't turn the water up. I am so tired.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: I took a nap and and woke up a little
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: bit and had to go to the bathroom, and I.
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: Was like, it was like, oh, I can hold it
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: for a little bit longer. And then I was like, oh, no,
• 29:11
  Speaker 7: I can't. And I had to run like kind of
• 29:16
  Speaker 7: wobble to the bathroom. But hey, making it through.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: You know when you're like laying in bed and you
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: can't wake up at like two in the morning and
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: you're like to poop, But I can hold it till morning,
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Like that's what I thought. And then I was like, oh, wait, no,
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: like I'm gonna have explosive diarrhea, the complete opposite.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: I just thought so.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: And then I haven't pooped the bed and it's been
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: I think twenty twelve. Oh so it's been like twelve
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: years and thirty like, yeah, that's pretty good.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: The mines or counter's ending. I gotta I.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Feel like that's pretty good, though, sure, twelve years.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: I honestly can't remember the last time I pooped the bed.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: That's a probably a child out of shop.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: Know already you blocked it out or you know, I don't.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: I don't count pooping yourself if you're hungover or you're drunk.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: I the first time I heard someone say I browned
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: out last night, I thought they meant they shit themselves.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: But it's more like parts of the night blackout.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: But then I remember overhearing someone, I'm like, why would
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: you tell someone that you shit?
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: I was like, this motherfucker likes to party, all right.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: I like this guy, yea many almost blacked out party
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: with me? Will somebody? First time I meet him, they go, hey,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I like to drink.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, I like to drink tow and the
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: person goes, I like to drink so much and ship myself.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I'm like, we got to hang out tonight. I gotta
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: see this. This so good?
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, back to you, Jeffrey. Nope, almost had an accident
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: at that time, but made it successfully.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Is that number two or three by the end of
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: the night.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: Do you think that was probably my second or third poop?
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: I might. I would assume I am once again in
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: the bathroom doing good. I am super fucked and hungry.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: I just watched a twenty minute video about lasagna and
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: I am so fucking hungry right now. And then Jeremy
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: mentioned when I was talking about how it's going, he said,
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: this is what it's like every time. I have to
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: clean myself out prior to yes, I couldn't really give
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: him if you're gay, you know, if you know you know, okay,
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: or if you're just like a fun girl or more
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: like a really fun straight guy. Okay. So okay, let's
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: see what else he has to say. All right, it's
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: more in time, and all my prep work is done
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: for my colonoscopy. And it just took a long shower
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: and I got my butthole all cleaned up and ready
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: sparkly and shiny for my colonoscopy. So I'm extremely hungry
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: and thirsty. I am ready for my colonoscopy.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Boom, you said sparkly. I just picture like some glitter.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: It's like I should have done that, put a bunch
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: of glitter up my bot.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: That's not good. It's not good. It's really bad.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Is this the last recording before the show begins? I
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: love it. Just took my final movement of the morning
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: and it was five star A plus crystal clear water.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: See you soon.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Oh that's what you want, I'm assuming.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, they want. And I was looking kind
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: of nervous because, like even into the night, it was
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: pretty disgusting. But they want to be like you can
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: clearly see the bottom. Okay, And I was nervous because
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: I went from Salem to uh Newburgh, so that's like
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: forty minutes. So they're like, bring extra set of clothes,
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: bring a towel because you might have an accident. Oh wow,
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: ok yeah, but if you do. But but if you
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: do have an accident, it's not a big deal. And
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: it's also going to be like water sex was spit
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: in your underwear? Yeah, so sounds.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Actually we think about it horror. Well, if you're walking
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: so much and pulls your pants behind pants and then
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: you're like, what the fuck? What was that?
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: That's what it's like. So they didn't say that. And
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: then in the nineteen pages, but that's what if I
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: wrote it, That's what I would say.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, really bringing up spitting, and then a lot these
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: pages probably could condusted down to seven.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: Do you like a three D book of it? Yeah,
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: that's awesome. Okay, So went to the coal, went to
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: the coal and also he plays Jeremy went with me,
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: and so I'm chit chatting with so I go into
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: the lobby. Number one biggest red flag is there's no
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: magazines that are unrelated to healthcare, so that bummed me out.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: It was all about cancer, heart disease, diabetes, all that
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: kind of stuff, but no people us time and like
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: there was nothing to god. So I brought that up
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: to the ladies that I was waiting for the appointment,
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: and I was like, Hey, do you guys have any
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: tabloids or anything? And she was like no, And I'm
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: like you, let's work on this. And and then I
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: was hitting with them, you know, making jokes about coulonoxities
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: and stuff, and they were like, oh, did You're really
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: funny and I was like thank you. And and I
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: was like they were like, oh, did you write something
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: on your butt? And I was like what. I was
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: like what and they were like yeah, some people do
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: write things on their butt for the doctors to surprise them.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh my god, Like do you
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: guys have a sharpie? I can borrow and the lady
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: was like yeah, but you can you can keep it.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: No, you can borrow the butt sharpie over there Jeremy.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: So I was like Jeremy, I was like, we're gonna
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: go to the bathroom. So I grab Jeremy went to
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: the bathroom and I was like, we're brandstorming. He was
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: like on his knees and my pants were down, and
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: I was like, what are we gonna write? We're gonna write.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: So he was starting to try to google things, and
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: I was like, but their internet wasn't working, and I
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: didn't know what the Wi Fi passed.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: What I was, I mean, I don't have any what
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: to write on your butt?
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know that I've Reddit, but so I just
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: I thought of none other than you know, Richard Gear
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: and allegedly you know, the Durbil whatever, And so I said,
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: did have Jeremy Wright tell my Gerbil? I said, hi? Yeah,
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: So he wrote it on both butt cheeks because I
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: might be laying on one of them. Yeah, because you
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: have to think about that.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: That's a really smart thing.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're going to get a Koloskoy, call me,
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: send us a message, whatever it is, we'll hook you up.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Did Jeremy write it sideways so when you lay down,
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: the doctor didn't have to move his head.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Or it was kind of it was kind of at
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: an angle because and how I know this is about
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: a week after I was naked in the bathroom and
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: I saw my butt, which I really look at my butt.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: But I was like, oh, I need to do a
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: better job scrubby my butt. Yeah, because it's been like
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: a week and I can still yeah, it's.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Still it just says Gerbil.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like I cleaned the important parts of the butt,
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: but I don't really pay attention to the cheeks as much.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: So everyone, listener, wash your butt. Okay. So we do that,
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: go back in. The lady calls my name. I'm pumped
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: at this point because I know that food is coming
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: my way soon. Oh yeah, I know that they're gonna
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: see my butt and what it says on it. So
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: I'm pumped. So she says like Jeffrey and I'm like
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: yeah yeah, and I she was like, no one's ever
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: been so excited to get a colonoscopy. And I'm like,
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: well okay. So she gets me back there and I
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: get all, you know, changed into a robe and we're
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: chit chatting and she knows about what's written on my butt.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: But but but we're not going to tell the people
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: that are going to be in the room. So there's
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: like a nurse, antesthesiologist, and the doctor that's in the room.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: So that was amazing that we were keeping a little secret.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: So then and the thing I noticed and I complimented
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: them on, it's it's just like a room that has
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: a bunch of recovery rooms and then there's the room
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: where the colon where the magic happens. They are playing
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: music so loud, but it's like Eagles and Dog, you
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: know if when mac came on. Yeah, So I was like,
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: who chooses the music? Because I went to the optometrists
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: and I just purped again. I went to the optometrists
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: and there's no music playing like the doctor that.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: I was just talking to people I hate, go to
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: the fucking doctor. Just have a song going on. I
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: was just talking about that.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I told him, I was like, if you need,
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: you could do all like I wear my sunglasses at night,
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: like songs that have to do with I, like I
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: of the Tiger. You could do things that are there's
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: not really good ones for colonoscopies, like baby got back,
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: you know, baby Andy, This is why, this is why,
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: this is why. Oh my god, there are my neck
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: my back like that would be good. That would be
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: so Oh you think you the ship bitch, You're not
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: even a far Oh my god, maybe got this cool company?
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: How do we do that. I go to a bank
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: and be like, we want to do.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: We want to please leave, and then.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: We we hand them a list of songs that we
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: will play.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: And you're like, you might think we're not educated on this,
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: but you just show pictures of yours.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Believe me, we know what we're doing.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: Have you we have a Koloski special?
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Have you listened to it?
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure. I just realized what makes it a
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: Christmas special?
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I guess you're right.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: It's okay, it's right now. That's what I did not play.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: I think we just went off of Christmas colony and
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: we love my gosh.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: With people that listen like, I love Christmas. I can't wait.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's so good. We wanted to father.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: About yeah, but I didn't think about that was so good.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: I've been talking about this for like two months.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: That part fell through the cracks. Okay, okay, so so
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: they they knocked me out. Well, first I do my
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: chit chat stuff and my game is I learned from Jeremies.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: Every time we go under, our goal is to fight
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: it as much as we can, like fight the anesthesiologist,
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: not fight them, but fight.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: Come on.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: You put me out. I'm not going out without a fight.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: So I tried to fight it. But I was out
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: right away and such a clean room, very white, and yeah,
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: it was just it was really it was really easy, breezy.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: And then I immediately it's like I fell asleep and
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: then immediately woke up and I was right there.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: And they had the nurse who was a plus. She
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: had crackers or cookies and apple juice ready for me
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: because she knew I was gonna be so exhausted and groggy,
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: and she was like, here's apple juice. And I was like,
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: this is amazing. Yeah, she killed it and I think
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: she said it was her last apple juice.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: I just nailed it. So so I think we have
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: a recording of me post colonoscopy.
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: No, you shouldn't be. Here's that for you. Do not
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: squeeze too hard, otherwise you will give yourself a sugar shower. Okay,
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: thank you so much. You're absolutely welcome. I'm gonna sneak
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: around you here, I think to see you at Little Kick.
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: The doctor is finishing up that documentation. He'll be into
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: talk with you.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: That hitting the spot, all.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: Right, You all are out if you need me at all. Okay,
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: you good.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: You need to dream about sister sister. I'm already recording.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: So yeah, I dream about sister's sister. Not the dad,
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: but these Tea and Tamara Mary, We're in it.
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: It's a good dream.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: I got apple juice. I haven't drunk anything in a
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: while and eating it in in a while, but you know,
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: sister and sister, sister, sister, sister sister. I got my
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: own mind at my own time and my own style.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: It was real for me, like has got to do?
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: What was wrap with you home?
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: Anyways, where do you think my butt?
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: I haven't talked to anybody. She said.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: They saw the writing.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, they're like m she said she could hear
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: them laughing.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: Nice laugh at my opinions. I told them sucks like, oh,
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: I should go pee. Early mon, I was like I
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: have to go pee. And then they were like oh
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Like I was like I should go potty, and they're like, oh,
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: we can suction that out during the procedure, and I
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: was like whoa oh. And then but then I reference like,
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: you have to go to that right now because you
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: they don't. They don't suck it out your.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: I thought they were talking about can suction out your peace?
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: I thought so too, But that wouldn't make sense though
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: that they would be like touching my penis.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, then I was gonna ask, like I don't know
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: anything about the body. I'm like, I mean, just does
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: it go to your bladder your butt?
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know. So then I was like, did they
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: put something over your That's that's.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: What I thought, or like they put it like like
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: aim towards like a bucket, like in case I p.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Don't worry your wad or two it's totally fun.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: So so listener. They did not play with my wiener
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: that I know of, but uh yeah, I thought that
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: they they were referring to like if I had a
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: little poop in me still, like it's not bad, it's
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: not the end of the.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: World, the beginning of that.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Like the way you like talk to them, it's almost
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: like you're a TV character, Like you're so quick witted.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: It seems like someone like wrote that stuff.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: You know, that was great even when I just wake
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: up from that, Like I all that girl.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: So good, Oh man, that's so good.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Not your p So you were worried about poopy and
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: they so they can section that out. And then you
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: said you got to go pee and they're like, oh,
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: we can't section that out.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: I was worried about pen and then they were like, oh,
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: we can section that out. And I was like, oh, really,
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: you're worried about peen and they said that they could
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: section I said patty. I was like potty and then
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: they were like, oh, we can section that out. And
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh cool. I thought they could it
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: section out of my penner and they said oh no, no, no,
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: like just your butthole. We can section that out, but
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: not your penis. So we have to use probably go
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: bathroom because you don't want your pen in.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: The bed, all right, and you're not going to start.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: I guess I can try.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, you don't need to. No, you don't
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: need to.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Oh no no, I don't want to poop. So that's cool.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: They get your cold and oscar pe done.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Do you remember anything in.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: The playing the gas mask on me thing like the
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: breathing one and then I was like they were kind
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: of like laying me around on the bed and then
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: he was like, oh, we're going to give you some
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: kind of medicine and I was like all right, and
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: then they were like it might hurt your arm a
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: little bit. I was like, no words, and then I
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: fell asleep. He's that one quick though, So I ended
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: definitely encourage people to get their cold and acis and
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: get it. So do you see the pictures?
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: I haven't know. I wonder if they took a selfie
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: record life Maybe did you hear the music? I haven't
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: up all right.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: M oh so from beginning to end? How long did
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: it take? Roughly?
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: If you had to like from like going in. So
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: I had to wait a little bit in the in
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: the prep room or whatever because there was somebody that
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: probably didn't get their own time or whatever. I don't know,
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: or maybe they had like maybe they found something like
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: God forbid. I hope not, but there was some reason
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: that it was like delayed. So I was just like
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: kind of jam with my music because I didn't have
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: my cell phone with me because I put it in
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: the little drawer thing and I don't want to be
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: like my phone, So I just kind of laid there
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: pretty much naked with a little sheet over me and
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: just listened to you know, Chicago and listen to Boston
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: and stuff. So yeah, So probably the whole thing, maybe
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: like four or five hours from when we got to
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: the clinic to when we left, but that there was
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: like some unexpected delays. But and then so definitely more
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: exciting for me because I was sleeping for most of
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: it and like out of it, but probably a little
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: boring for Jeremy. So I say, biggest advice for kind
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: of kilosophy, bring a magazine or a book or something.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Four year person that's waiting because I waiting rooms. I
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: had my cell phone with me, but it's not the
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: same when I'm in a waiting room. I want I
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: want a tangible magazine in my hand. Sure, that's what
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: I want. Way, So afterwards, I've been planning, like, Okay,
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: what's my first meal going to be? What's my first
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: meal going to be? And I couldn't really think of
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: anything that needsn't mean fast because I was super fucking hungry,
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, I want to go to
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: Kaiser Subshop nice I recently it's a little shop that's
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: been here in Kaiser, Oregon for so many years, and
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: I kind of re personally rediscovered them, like I've had
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: them twice. In the recent reboot of My My Love
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: for them, So we.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Go to.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: Kaiser subshop. And usually, because again I'm a little baby,
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: I don't usually order for myself. Like Jeremy knows what
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: I like and he'll maybe give me options or her order,
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: And I love that because I just especially if a
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: menu doesn't have pictures or I don't do research before
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: I go somewhere, I don't know what to get. For
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: the most part, if I go to Italian place, I'm
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: proably gonna get something with pesto on it. You know,
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: I have a pretty good idea. But he was figuring
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: out what he wanted to get, and I was ordering
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: by myself and he was in earshot. So I ordered
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: a sandwich and I ordered extra julapinos. Oh no, So
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: I didn't think that through it was delicious. But they
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: when they did my colonos, they didn't find anything. But
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: they did no cancer, but they did find it's just
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: more research on it, or like do a follow up
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: with them these old things that they did biopsy, so
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: they cut out pieces of like really microscopic. It was
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: the worst pain pooping out halapenos with like open wounds.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Goddamn.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: It was not good.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: It was sure if you do go to Kaiser subshop
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: in the month of December. Yeah, try the Hot Cuban
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: because I named that sandwich and I just want a
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: forty dollars gift card.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: How'd you win it for naming the sandwich?
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: When did you name it?
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: When?
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: Or when?
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Like when the end of November?
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: Why don't you tell me this? This is exciting.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I just found out a couple days ago.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, brag about that one that's famous so that they're
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: going to continue having it permanently.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: It's the sandwich of the month.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: Oh that's but that's that's amazing.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: I thought it was pretty cool.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Damn it that frame that or like, yeah, oh my god,
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: so get the Hot Cuban that was called I'm going
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: to get that and I wanted to yell, I want
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: to eat that sandwich.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it should be pretty good.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: You're like a celebrity. There's like inventors and I caught
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: like Benjamin Franklin was badass. Amelia Earhart, I guess not
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: really the best flyer apparently, but and then there's and
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: yeah sure, so okay, so that was super I could
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: have been who was not a failure like Amelia Earhart
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: T Diggs. Yeah, think of anybody but A Diggs is
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: like he's cool. Yeah, yeah, okay, all right, So that
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: was that was the experience of the colonoscopy. So I
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: wanted to go over. I wrote on my notes fun facts,
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: just because usually we have this kind of segment where
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: we talk about like numbers and that kind of thing
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: and we call it fun facts about Frasier or whatever,
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean. So I didn't think, yeah,
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: that was a good episode. That art for that one
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: was five star. The yeah listener, go look at that
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: art and you'll be like, I'm gonna listen to this
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: episode right now. Okay, so fun I don't still leave
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: it fun facts about colon cancer. So this I'll make
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: this spicy. Oh I have so much to live in Mammouth.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: Each year, approximately one hundred and fifty thousand Americans are
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: diagnosed with colon cancer. Oh yeah, that's it. Each year,
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: approximately fifty thousand Americans will die from colon cancer. One
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: in twenty four people will be diagnosed with colon cancer
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: in their lifetime. There are one point five million survivors
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: of colon cancer currently in America. But this one listener
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: is the one to really listen to. So ten percent
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: of colon cancer cases are diagnosed in people fifty, So
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: ten percent doesn't sound like a lot, but that percentage
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: a ten percent is raising, is increasing by one to
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: two percent each year, so next year it could be
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: you know, twelve percent or even higher of an increase
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: in people under fifty that are getting diagnosed.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: So that means they'll be by time I hit fifty,
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: there'll be a thirty eight percent chance.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: I get diagnosed.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: Could be yeah, because people in people born in the
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: eighties and nineties are at a double the risk for
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: developing colon cancer and four times the risk of developing
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: cancer of the rectum compared to people that were born
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: in the decades of the forties and fifties.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Oh weird, probably all the stuff and food and you know, shit,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: that's crazy.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And colon retro cancer has become the deadliest cancer
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: in men ages twenty to forty nine. Oh sure, so
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: the number one colon, like the deadliest colon cancer is
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: for those age groups, which makes sense because there's not
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: a lot of symptom of colon cancer at that young age,
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: so you might have it for five ten years almost
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: and then be like, oh, I'm twenty years old, I'm
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: twenty five or I'm thirty five, you might not think
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: colon cancer at that point. So hopefully people listening to
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: this or another prominent person that just came out with
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: that told them that they're going through the colon cancer
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: journey might inspire people. So everyone needs to get screened
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: beginning at the age of forty five, unless you have
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: family history or there are other, you know, underlying reasons
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: to get screened prior. So, like I said, if you
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: have an immediate family member, maybe it makes sense to
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: get tested, to get screened before forty five. Or my
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: doctor said about ten years before that person was diagnosed,
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: that makes sense. Yeah. Insurance companies, I put this in
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: quotes love pre screening. So a lot of preventative care
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: is at very little cost for most insurances, and the
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: probably gonna go down more because of you know, the
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: Pooh pooh with the insurance guy.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: So I don't know, not to get political, but yeah,
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: but I love that song from Wicked, the opening one,
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: No One warns the Wicked. Yeah, So that I feel like, yeah,
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: most early signs of colon cancer will be resolved during
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: the screenings. I talked about it sooner that's earlier. Colon
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: cancer screenings is one of the only cancers that might
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: just eliminate the issue during your screening, so you might
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: not have to go back for a follow up.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's crazy. I didn't know that. Yeah, that's insane.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: So that it could be a one and done situation.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: And if it's not, it's not that, you know, not
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: that big of a deal if you get it sooner.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: So the survival rate for early stages of colon cancer
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: is around ninety percent, So if you catch it soon enough,
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: then you can avoid having it be it could be
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: a footnote in your story and not mini chapters or
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: in some people's case, the Indian chapter. The So talk
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: to your healthcare provider about getting a plan for your screening.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: To all of those boomer and out there that think
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: that they are being real men by not getting screened,
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: don't be gay. Get screened today today, speaking of gay crushes,
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: I don't think this person is gay, but he definitely
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: you know, I would bring in Dawson from Dawson's Creek
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: James Vanderbeek icon of the nineties, even though I was
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: team Pacey Joshua Jackson. Did you watch Dawson's Creek. I
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: know of it though, So I was on an episode
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: of Carissa Explains It All where we did a Dawson's
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: Creek episode and we she gave me a cameo from
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: the guy who played Jack, the gay guy. Yeah, so
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: I'm like, that's so sweet. Chris, Cassandra, Cassandra. Okay, fuck yeah,
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: I was trying to say Clarissa and Caissa, but it's Cassandra,
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: damn it. Sorry, Cassandra. I thought was super sweet. I
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: was just saying how she is, and I forgot her
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: fucking name. But I took a couple of bong hits,
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: so it's fine. Okay. So yeah, he recently came out
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: about his cancer journey. So hopefully fans of Dawson's Creek,
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: who are you know, probably around for probably thirty five
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: to forty five again, start getting a plan. And I
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: think we should normalize, you know, in that bro culture
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: and having that be like, you know, talk about cars,
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: talk about sports, talk about pussy or whatever, and then
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: be like so you're Colon and and I did, like,
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: don't why I did this? Like I was imitating Andy
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: and I was just like like he smokes like that,
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: like like you can't see it listener, but just very
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: like divine and like Corella Deville. Anyways, so I thought
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: that was really cool that he shared that, and he
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: shared a lot of the stats too, that he his
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: was like a one and done situation, like he had
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: follow ups to do, but they were able to address
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: it while they were doing the Kolonosky piece.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: That was huge, fabulous, That's awesome.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: Okay, So all right, Andy, why don't we give my
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: sister a call and have her join us for trivia?
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: Boom, Hey it's Jeff, Hey, what the ugly Zoey d Chanel,
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: which is a compliment because ugly Zoey de Chanel is
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: still gorgeous, and Zoey Deschanel is an ugly Katy Perry
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: and Katy Perry is allegedly Jombiny Ramsey. So, Jesse, we
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: have a celebrity in the house for this Christmas Colony special.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: So I thought, how are you? How are you doing tonight?
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: I'm doing good. Yeah, that's good.
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: I tried to say, that's awesome. So I thought that
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: we would play a quick game though of for the
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: cool special, a quick game of trivia with you and Andy.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: So You're just gonna guess this game is called colon
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: cancer or gay? So so so yeah, So you guys
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: are gonna say your answer either either colon colon cancer
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: or you're gonna say gay. And whoever says that first
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: incorrectly gets the point.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Can I shorten it down to c C say the
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: whole thing colon?
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: You can? Okay? So colon is how many syllables too?
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: You can say but cancer okay, you can't. Can't cants? Yeah,
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: you can say cancer gay. There we go. I love it.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Jesse. This is this is where I get
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: all of my interpropriateness from my sister. Okay, So are
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: you guys ready?
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: I'm ready?
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, So did this person have colon cancer or are
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: they gay? Christially gay? Andy?
• 57:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah okay, Ricky Martin yay, damn it yeah, Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, okay. Eartha kit Se colon cance, Andy got it,
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: colon cancer. She was one of the original cat women
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: in Uh Batman. Oh you know that you're okay? Jody Foster, Okay,
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: I think it's Jesse uh Elton John Kay?
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: Uh I knew? Uh documentary?
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: Is that right? Now?
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: What's it called? Blind.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I listened to Blind.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: He's like blind now, Elton John Yeah, I don't know.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: That's crazy if he is or not.
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: I listen to the Christmas station all the time, and
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: every day I hear the fucking ad for his news.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: You know what's not important.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: He's thirsty. He's thirsty diva okay. Sharon Osborne colon cancer,
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: colon cancer, it is okay. George de kay or Andy
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: got it, Lance Bass okay, Ronald Reagan, Andy got it.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: It is killing it okay. This one you might not
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: know who it is, but Elizabeth Montgomery, the star of
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: Booty Witched, Bewitched.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: You know, I guess then.
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: Jesse got it? Okay, good job, Jesse.
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: Colon answer okay. Chadwick Boseman colon cancer. Andy got it.
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: We'll conder ever all right. Uh, Robert Reid, the dad
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: from Brady Bunch.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: Oh he was gay?
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jesse got that okay. Neil Patrick Harris, Jesse got it,
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: and I put on there.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: He's the worst.
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: He's the gay. Seth Myers. I do not like Seth Myers.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: You did say something really funny about him at the
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: very one of the first episodes, what was it?
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Basically the same thing. I'm gonna have to listen back
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: to it because it's hilarious.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: About Seth Myers. I said it like early on in
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: like the art Kives.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: Of this show.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I can't remember. It was essentially like you're like,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: he's the worst or he's the token. Oh maybe I can't.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: You said something something bad, something hurt something hurtful, Audrey
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: hepburn cancer, Jesse got it. Has a lot of people,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: all right, So we have one two three, four, five, six, seven,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: eight nine, and then one two three, four, five six
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: all right, So Jesse is six Andy's wait yeah, and
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: he's nine sixty nine. Now the last one is worth
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: sixteen points? I guess or whatever? Are you guys ready?
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: Oh yes, yeah, John Travolta both So Esse Jesse got out.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know if he's gay, but he seems gay
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: to me.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: So it comes out later that he has colon cancer
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: and he's gay. Do I do I get a like
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: a retcon win till we can revisit and say Andy
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: was right?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: If we like, if we separate and I don't see
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: each other for decades and like you come visit me
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: on my deathbed and you're like John Shabolta was gaining
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: colon cancer. No, he he just seems kind of fruity
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: to me. I think there was there might have been
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: some reports that he like fondle the messus. Yeah, it
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: was amazing, like yeah, like his whole career, I feel
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: like it's been yeah. Yeah, and the gay horn of
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: him getting game banged by twenty other guys.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: That seem a little bit.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: Anyways, well Jesse lost.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: Right, No, I think she wants Yeah, Oh, Jesse, congratulations
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: Jesse speech speech speech.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 8: I mean, I know my call on cancer and I
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 8: know my gate.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: Could you give us any tips on how you prepared
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: for this trivia tonight?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: I mean it just came to me.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: I think it just I just know natural. Jesse's a
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: really big fan of gay people and colon cancer. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: I really like it. Well, awesome, Thank you. Thank you
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: for joining us for our first annual Colon oscarby Christmas special. Yes,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: thank you for calling me.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: No, thanks for being Honest's fun talking to you again.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do you have to work tomorrow? Yeah? Oh nice,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: we'll enjoy that. And saving the animals, and and thank
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: you for joining us for colon cancer or gay We
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: will see we will see you, see you next Tuesday.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: All right, cool by guys.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: You love you, love you too. God, I can't lose
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: you one. I thought I had that one in the
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: in the bank there. Yeah, gess not damn it.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we need you need to start hanging out in
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: gay bars more and do some do some research.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: Wait on gay bar? Did they just talk about gay celebrities.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: Like or I don't know, I haven't been a gay
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: bar in like so long, but but yeah we kiky
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: and gossip about people. So yeah, if you if you
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: want to go to h but now gays are so mainstream.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was actually I listened to report about how
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: in San Francisco this lady is trying to bring back
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: gay bars because there aren't any anywhere.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: We've invaded all the bars I used to I used
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: to go to be like I used to when I
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: was younger and living in Portland. I would go to
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: like kind of biker bars, and I was just like, oh,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: this is the best game. But they, like bikers, embraced me.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: I was like back in the day, because right now
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: I'm kind of like a sloth, like and I wouldn't
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: consider myself a bear because I'm too kind of black.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: But back in the day, I was kind of a
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: little tweakie and I was super tan, and just I
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: looked ridiculous. So I and I would go to these
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: biker bars at like twenty one twenty two years old,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: do carryo could? They would all be doing like Willie
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: Nelson or you know whoever, and I would be doing
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: like Shania Twain or like you know, like Reba or
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: who's the one won Chabami or whatever Shoplin. Oh, okay, okay,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: yeah it's not Lord, but am Ice Spice cancer. No,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: she sings that song which I did not know about
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: that song. You're not even a far Like, I didn't
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: know that there was a song that talked about pooping
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: and farting and and that kind of thing. Like, I
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: that's amazing that it took that long. But hey, Ice
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: Spice breaking, she's breaking those glass ceilings. So we might
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: not have a female president yet, but we have Ice
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: Spice singing about farts. It's it's good stuff, all right.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: So listener, really really really push your loved ones, push
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: yourself to get get screened, get screamed early, and for
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: all types of cancer. But definitely let's not sleep on
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: this colon cancer stuff going on, because we want to
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: decrease the numbers of people were losing and you know,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: live live along life with your colons because without colon's
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: you can't fart too much, so or your farts would
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: be like really weird because.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: Of all the surgeries, so it's like a venting hole
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: on your like side, yeah, or like I've been.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: Like farting out my mouth during this episode, So definitely
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: do that and feel free leave us a five star review,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: talk about your colon, how you're doing. If you make
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: an appointment, Oh my god, I would love that. That's
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: my that's my goal for our listeners is make an appointment,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: or if you've already been screened recently, leave us a
• 1:05:31
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• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: yourself for being a badass for doing it, and we'll
• 1:05:37
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• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: on the podcast.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: Well, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: This has been such a good Christmas episode. This is
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: such a good Christmas episode. I think we five started, Yeah,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: five started, all right, until next time, I'm Jeff, I'm
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: Andy Kirk. All Right, we'll see you.
• 1:05:59
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