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FIGHTING FOR LOVE | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Ep:69 · Chisme With DoKnow

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: What's the deal? It's your boy, Duno. In Jakarta.
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  Speaker 2: Cheese Moe Duno Podcast, you guys. We are going on tour.
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  Speaker 2: November 12th, we'll be in Modesto, California. November 15th, we'll
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  Speaker 2: be in San Francisco.
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  Speaker 1: And December 30th, we're going to be in Phoenix, Arizona, man.
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  Speaker 1: Come fuck with us. Pull up on us. Come fuck
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  Speaker 1: with us.
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  Speaker 2: Before this pod starts, pause it, go to the link
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  Speaker 2: down below, and buy yourself a ticket if you're near
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  Speaker 2: the cities or in the cities.
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  Speaker 1: We love you guys. Hey, welcome back to another episode
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: of Cheeseman with Duno.
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  Speaker 2: We are presently live on YouTube, and today is called
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: the therapy session. My number one issue today is Andres
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  Speaker 2: and Jakarta want to go make spooky baskets for their girls,
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: planted in a secrecy.
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  Speaker 1: And Jakarta burned out Andres. And I want to know
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  Speaker 1: why I wasn't invited to this activity.
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  Speaker 3: One.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't a, for me, it wasn't a basket. Nah, okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: You have to understand, I give her so much stuff
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  Speaker 1: just on a daily basis, so it's like a basket
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  Speaker 1: doesn't really. Okay, okay. Hold on, hold on. Wait, wait, wait,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not, I wasn't done. Just because you do this
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  Speaker 1: doesn't mean I'm done. I wasn't done, I wasn't done. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you weren't? I wasn't done. Hey, guys, welcome back to
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  Speaker 1: another episode of Cheeseman with Duna on Jakarta. My name
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  Speaker 1: is Jakarta. This is Duna. Go ahead. By the way, Andres.
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  Speaker 2: He called me and he's like, oh, bro, we went
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  Speaker 2: to Citadel. Andres is so gay, dog. He made a
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  Speaker 2: whole basket.
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  Speaker 1: He was hating. Let me finish. Let me finish. He's like, oh, bro,
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  Speaker 1: Andres is so gay, dog. You don't even know, bro.
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  Speaker 1: It could never be me. Hating on you all day. Literally, literally.
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  Speaker 1: I was saying that while I was putting mine together.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, gay ass dude.
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  Speaker 4: The funniest part is that when we went to Citadel,
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  Speaker 4: I didn't buy shit from anybody.
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  Speaker 1: For the basket? I should have bought stuff for New York. Yeah, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Bro's smart at shopping. I'm not going to lie to you.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you guys spending?
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  Speaker 2: I've seen you guys throughout the year buy so much
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  Speaker 2: fly shit. Why not finally pop it out? You guys
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  Speaker 2: want to go spend more money on stuff?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't buy it. By the way, I want to let.
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  Speaker 2: You guys know right now, Andres and Jakarta together in
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  Speaker 2: a financial place where they have to spend money, they
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  Speaker 2: are the worst because Jakarta's going to be like, come on, fool.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck it.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: I did not. I was like, shit, I was very- No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: They're the worst person.
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  Speaker 2: And by financial, I don't mean that these fools don't
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  Speaker 2: take care of what they have to take care of,
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  Speaker 2: like their personal stuff. What I'm saying is like, they'll
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  Speaker 2: see shoes for $ 1, 000 and they'll be like, if I.
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  Speaker 1: Do four videos, I think I'll make that back.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: I'm smart. I'm smart. He's smart with it. He's smart
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  Speaker 1: with it. Bro, we went to North Face. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: North Face, in any location ever, they're always having a 50% sale.
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  Speaker 5: For sure.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, well, no, no, no. Just shut it down. Just
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  Speaker 1: shut it down. No, no, no, no. Have you been
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  Speaker 1: to a different North Face? Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Where?
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. Such a punk ass. Where do we go? Ontario Mills.
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  Speaker 1: It's awesome. It's an outlet. Oh, so I guess outlets. Yeah, yeah. Well,
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  Speaker 1: any outlet.
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  Speaker 2: That's why the Nike store there is cheap and shit
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  Speaker 2: like that. Why do you think during Christmas time, Citadel.
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  Speaker 1: Is a wild ass? Well, I don't shop at outlets.
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  Speaker 1: I get money. Okay, cool. That's you, stupid ass. No,
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  Speaker 1: you don't shop there because they don't have your size.
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  Speaker 1: I don't shop at outlets, but I shop at outlets.
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  Speaker 1: We went to four stores. I walked in. 3X, no. 3X, no. 3X, no.
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  Speaker 1: I don't talk about outlets. I get money, but I
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  Speaker 1: spent $ 5 on Fashion Nova. That's you. I don't deny it.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, he had a package come to my house.
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  Speaker 1: My mom picked it up. Omar Lopez. It's for Duna.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, okay, cool. No, no, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so you didn't see the items he bought for
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  Speaker 2: Spooky Basket?
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  Speaker 1: No, both of us actually didn't buy them. You guys didn't?
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  Speaker 3: Wait.
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  Speaker 1: Our intention was to cop stuff, but we never got to.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I think Spooky Basket Activities takes place at a
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  Speaker 2: Target or Walmart. I don't think it takes place at
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  Speaker 2: a Citadel. I'm like, what are you going to buy her?
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  Speaker 2: The fucking Levi's store?
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Yeah, no, no facts. I mean, well, personally,
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  Speaker 1: I just got everything online, so. Oh, wow. Like a
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  Speaker 1: whole cart? Oh, you're gay, dog. What about you? I
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  Speaker 1: like this girl a lot, dude. I just bought everything
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  Speaker 1: at the fucking Big Laws right there on 6th.
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  Speaker 5: Target at Sephora.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 5: He did it up. Okay, we were FaceTiming.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it was okay. Oh, you guys. I took your.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't. Okay, okay. Are you. Wait, wait. Are you
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  Speaker 1: popping it up? I can pop it up for you.
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  Speaker 1: I took it to Sephora as well. See, see, see.
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  Speaker 1: He's proud of his bitty. You, not so much. I'm
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  Speaker 1: proud of my girls. I'm proud of my bitty so much.
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  Speaker 1: My girls, that's right. That's a girl.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Andrea, watch your fucking mouth. I will ruin your life
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  Speaker 1: right now. No, let's ruin it. Andrea has been a
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  Speaker 1: whore lately. We're going to adjust it right now. What
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  Speaker 1: the fuck? Oh, my fucking goodness.
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  Speaker 2: Andrea, the HDMI is not connected. It comes out. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: my fucking goodness. Wait, so what'd you buy for your girl?
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  Speaker 2: So did you actually get like a basket basket?
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  Speaker 1: No. Well, that's coming, but I just... Wait, did you
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  Speaker 1: give it to them on Halloween?
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  Speaker 3: Halloween?
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  Speaker 5: No, you can give it to them anytime before.
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  Speaker 1: Any of October. Oh, you're so good. Damn. All right,
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  Speaker 1: zoom in on this.
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  Speaker 5: By the way, I helped them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Maybe you guys should get a long one. It's
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  Speaker 1: always kind of shit. Go ahead, zoom in. Damn it.
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  Speaker 1: Look at Andrea so happy building baskets for other people. Fuck. Damn,
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  Speaker 1: Andrea's not getting one this year.
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  Speaker 6: 2026.
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  Speaker 1: She's not getting one. She's getting seven. From different cities,
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  Speaker 1: Orange County, IE, and LA.
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  Speaker 2: They're going to come with different, with a couple of
• 5:12
  Speaker 2: your men from that. He's going to give you a
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  Speaker 2: fucking $ 10 discount code on your fucking fast track pass.
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  Speaker 5: You're stupid.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 5:20
  Speaker 1: Face mask. I don't know what any of this is. Okay. Okay. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I got it. I like the candle. Candle the vibe.
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: What is it? $ 25. $ 25 Starbucks. Nike headband. Is that
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  Speaker 1: a walla? Yeah. Oh, you see that water bottle thing
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  Speaker 1: in the back? That's $ 45 right there. Yeah. Don't lie.
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  Speaker 1: That is like $ 45. I don't know how much it is. More? No. More?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, less? How much? No, no, no, no. Don't look
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  Speaker 1: it up. Don't look it up. Like $ 30.
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: I know the person he's talking to, she's very specific
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  Speaker 2: on her color and design and shit. Design, I mean
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  Speaker 2: like if it's like Hello Kitty, like all that.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't get her a backpack for back to school
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  Speaker 1: or something?
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  Speaker 2: Are you going to take this to her classroom and
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  Speaker 2: give it to her? Okay, and then what is the,
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  Speaker 2: what is the, oh.
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  Speaker 1: Korean skincare, you're so gay. The best. Where'd you find that,
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  Speaker 1: at Sephora? Which one? The Korean thing? This was Target. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: they sell Korean skincare there? Yeah. Korean skincare is the
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  Speaker 1: best skincare there is. Wait, wait, wait, wait. How do
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  Speaker 1: you know her skincare? She's showing you this like, this
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  Speaker 1: is what I want? No, the plug. She had brought me,
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  Speaker 1: she had brought this one up, and then I got
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  Speaker 1: this one for the plug. Oh, wow. The plug. He
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  Speaker 1: hit up her, her sis. Oh, okay. Oh, wow. This
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  Speaker 1: is gay. You know what?
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  Speaker 2: Are the nerds real?
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  Speaker 1: It kind of looks AI. Okay, I was about to say.
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  Speaker 1: It kind of looks AI. All right. This is my
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  Speaker 1: only thing with this, right? This is my only.
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  Speaker 2: Jakarta already got a spooky basket, so mandatory he has
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  Speaker 2: to make one.
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  Speaker 1: You got one, so you feel like the need to
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  Speaker 1: make one. Oh, like I received one?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that doesn't mean you don't care about it if
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  Speaker 2: you weren't thinking about making one, but that's usually a
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  Speaker 2: girl thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. But can I ask you this? Can I finish? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: of course. Of course you can finish.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just thank you. So, okay.
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  Speaker 2: So if Andres gives her this, but she doesn't have
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  Speaker 2: a spooky basket ready, what position is Andres in at
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  Speaker 2: that point?
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  Speaker 1: I feel like at that point you need to introduce
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  Speaker 1: her to Mustang and Sally. That's what I'm saying. You
• 7:25
  Speaker 1: need to sock her in their fucking mouth. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 1: what if she doesn't have one ready? Now my boy's
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  Speaker 1: in a deep depression. Or she's fucking with somebody else
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  Speaker 1: if she doesn't give you one.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't want to let you and Andrea know
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  Speaker 2: that when Andres is in love, he.
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  Speaker 1: Might leave this podcast. Andres is in love? He might
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  Speaker 1: leave us. So I want you guys to be forewarned
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  Speaker 1: by this. He's been doing really good on the podcast.
• 7:45
  Speaker 2: That's why I've been anti any of you guys being
• 7:46
  Speaker 2: in a relationship because you guys act up. I'm seeing
• 7:49
  Speaker 2: it firsthand, all three of you.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen it. How do we act though? Oh, well,
• 7:53
  Speaker 1: we all agree with you. Yeah. Wait, what? Wait, what?
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: You switch up, Dick, but that's fine. Let's switch up.
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: You act different with us. I'm just happy I'm getting
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: the attention right now. No, no. You act different with us.
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: You stop going on trips.
• 8:10
  Speaker 2: You don't kick it the same. Your phone's on airplane mode.
• 8:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. But the trade-off is worth it. You know? Yeah, yeah. Like,
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: I'm so happy, dude. Dude, today I woke up because
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: you called me seven times. Yeah. Swear, because... Fuck you
• 8:27
  Speaker 1: see your probation officer? Type shit, yeah. Yeah, okay. The
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: best parole I've ever had. But when do you have
• 8:33
  Speaker 1: to check in? Lady in red is dancing with me.
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: Have you ever ate at her house? No, I've never
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: been to her house. Has she ever brought you food? Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Mmm.
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  Speaker 2: That's the scary part, Pop. There's a theory going around
• 8:52
  Speaker 2: in our friend group, not just in here, but all around.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. What does that mean? That she has you. She
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: did a spell on you. Hey, let me tell you.
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: If she did a spell, that shit is working. I'm
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: telling you. I'm there balls deep. You're like crying and shit.
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: I'm not crying. Close friends is like a thing that's
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: very private. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: You don't really want to put a- She gave you
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: a love potion.
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: Kind of like getting a Harry Potter.
• 9:25
  Speaker 2: Yes. Just they didn't do it maliciously. I think we
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: kind of think she's doing it maliciously.
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: I don't think she's doing it maliciously. I think everything
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: she does is beautiful. Yeah. I'm just so infatuated with
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: this person. It's just a subsist, kind of bewitched. Yeah,
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Well, not really, but yeah. No,
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's lovely. Can I ask you this, though?
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  Speaker 1: When it comes to that spooky basket, can you just
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: give me a ballpark of how much it costs every single, like,
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: in all? How much your costs? I think that's a
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: better question. How much did mine cost? Yeah. It's in
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: the thousands.
• 9:59
  Speaker 7: Nah.
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't say thousands. Thousands. Okay, how much? Give
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: us an estimate. Probably 4.5. No, it's not $ 4. It's
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: like under $ 100. Under $ 100? A little over. Okay, $ 500? No,
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: over $ 100. $ 200?
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  Speaker 2: No, below $ 100.
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: 150 ish. Oh, I'm not bad. How much was yours, Andres? Hey, hey.
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: How much was this? He asked for an advance. Like two. Yeah,
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: like around two, maybe. Yeah, mine's only like 250.
• 10:29
  Speaker 5: Because we were shopping for the makeup and that's not cheap.
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: Why are you always trying to insert yourself and stuff?
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  Speaker 1: He didn't ask you. He helped me. Jesus Christ. All
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: of a sudden, she helped you. Now you guys are
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: best friends now? Jesus Christ. Why are you mad? Because honestly,
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: I feel like... Hey, how much was my Lego set?
• 10:44
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: That was a bag, bro. How much was it? I'm
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: not even going to lie to you. That was a
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: fucking bag. Was my Lego set less than your girl shit? No. Yes,
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: it was. Because I left my Lego set. Was yours
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: less than my girl shit? Yeah. On the basket? Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yours was like 120, 125? Wow. Bro, I'm not fucking you.
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  Speaker 1: If you gave it up once in a while, maybe
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: your shit would be more. Mm-hmm. Oh, you did suck
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: my dick. That's why I gave you the Cartier. Facts. Exactly. Facts.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: I don't want that shit, bitch. I was so confused
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: right there. By the way, when he arrived, he fucking
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: complimented it.
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: I said, I don't want it. I don't want it.
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: I thought you were giving it to me. No, it's crazy.
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: You're just a pro club and shit. That's cool.
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: No, I just don't want it on me right now.
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: What do you mean I'm wearing a pro club, stupid bitch?
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: So my thing is, when are you guys going to
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: buy me a gift?
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: I already did.
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: It's also not their fucking birthday. What the fuck are they,
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: the devil? Is Halloween their birthday or what? Well, that
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: one might be, yeah, but yours.
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  Speaker 1: Have you even thought about it? We were walking around... No, no,
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: I am... We were walking around... But why do you make...
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: Why do you disrespect her? You don't like her? See,
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: you're switching up. I just made a joke. What, bitch?
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: Be for real. Do you like her or not? I
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: don't like her. Nah, don't do that. Nah, you're kidding. Nah,
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: she's cool. She's cool. She's cool. All right, go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: We were walking around and he was like... He was like,
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: we should probably build one for Doodle.
• 12:08
  Speaker 5: He's going to want one.
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: Nah, I'm not that gay. I'm gay in different ways. Oh,
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: and I built me one. Yeah, you got something in
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: your boogie basket.
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: I don't think my bitch is making me one.
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: But she also thinks everything's corny. She's not making you one? Nah.
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: And her excuse is, oh, it's corny. I'm going to
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: have to beat that bitch up, to be honest. No, no,
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: you don't have to beat her up, but introduce her
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: to Mustang and Sally, her new best friends. Her new
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: best friends. Peace. So when are you giving your basket up?
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: You already gave it? No, so I wanted to ask,
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: if I'm getting it, like the other day we went
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: to Sephora, and I remember I asked you, or I asked, no,
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: I asked T, and I asked her, like, what's a
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: good thing to get at Sephora? She said get her
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: a gift card.
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: Yay.
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: Because you don't want to buy the wrong product, and like, well, bitch,
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: you get this product from me. So I just got this.
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: For yours, it's weird.
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: Yours would typically go to Sephora and fight the girl
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: for giving you the wrong product.
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: Facts. And I love her like that. So. Like Ron
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: and Sammy. Who? Ron and Sammy. We don't. All right.
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: Mind your fucking business. We went to Sephora and then
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: I bought it. I bought it for her. I bought
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: it for her. You bought it for her? Like the
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: gift card. For you or by yourself? No, it was
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: for her. I was just like two birds with one stone.
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: She wasn't right next to me, but like she was
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: looking around and I was like, oh, might as well
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: just get this bitch right now, you know? So I
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: got it for her. Does she wear a lot of makeup? Oh,
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: she does. Yeah, she does. Yeah, so then I gave
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: it to her. Cake the motherfucker up, huh? Well. I'm
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: talking about her makeup, you fucking weirdo. Yeah, I know.
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: I wasn't thinking about the other thing, you weirdo. Oh,
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: just making sure. I don't like these little comments. Like,
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: shut up. I said cake. Shut up. And then, well,
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: I bought it for her, and then I gave it
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: to her. So now, do I have to still include
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: that in the basket? Do you get what I'm saying? Well,
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: what was the basket only going to have? It was
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: just a big-ass basket with a Sephora in the middle,
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: you dumb bitch? No, we're just not ahead of time. Well, like, okay,
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: does your basket look like Andres's? Well, you see, if
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: you give every day, it's like, what's a basket for?
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: I think it's part of the theme, I'm assuming, right, Andrea?
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: That's part of the vibe that you give a basket. Like, Andrea,
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: what are you getting this year?
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: Nothing. Maybe stick to one man. So, so my thing.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: Is, what is, what is, so once you gave her
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: the Sephora gift card.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, how do I say? How do I say? Ew, bitch. Really? Okay.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: So then, so you only gave her the Sephora gift card?
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: He told me some things that he ordered off a
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: TikTok shop.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: What did he order? Bro, she watches the pod. You
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: can't just blanch it out because I don't want to
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: burn it out. But hey, a lot of Hello Kitty
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: themed stuff.
• 15:09
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: And I just got her a blanket and pepper spray.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: I hope she never uses it on me.
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: Why would you give her the gift card like beforehand?
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Just because when I see her, I see happiness.
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: But you see, I feel like then you build this habit.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: We know how you feel like. We know how you
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: feel like. Ah, where are you at? We know how
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: you feel like. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Let her
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: get the thought off. Go ahead, Jo.
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: I feel like then it's not like.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: It's not part of the Spooky Basket vibe, right?
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: Not only that, but I feel like then things lose
• 15:37
  Speaker 6: meaning because you're always giving, giving.
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: So it's not a special. You know what I mean?
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Well, I guess I was just thinking about it that
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: day because I was building the basket. But then I
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: was just like, fuck, I'm already here. But I should
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: have just bought it and kept it to myself.
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then give it to her later.
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: I just think you get overly excited. So you're like, oh, I.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Just want to give it to her. Okay, overly excited.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: That is correct.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: So while you're at Sephora and she's buying a bunch
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: of shit, you're paying?
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: No, I don't pay.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: You didn't pay for the shit she was buying while
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: you were buying the gift card?
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: No, she used the gift card. I just don't understand
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: where the problem is. She's going to use it regardless.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: She used the gift card, buddy. If you and her
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: go to Target and she buys some shit for her house,
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: are you paying for it?
• 16:14
  Speaker 6: No.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: That's her shit for her house.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: But they say she's buying a new concealer.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Are you paying for it? How much is the concealer?
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Andrea?
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: Like $ 30. $ 30, $ 40? $ 30 is a lot.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: We're going to have to go eat after this anyways,
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: you know, so. I see what you're saying. Okay, so.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Just to me, it's okay. But she doesn't ask me
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: to pay for nothing. I just do it upon myself. Like,
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: you know? Yeah. The other day she bought me, like,
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: she was paying for shit, and I was just like,
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: I felt like a little baddie, you know? Yeah.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: Do you feel like that's your love language, like gifting things?
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Thousand percent.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: What's your love language?
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Three. I have to have three light love languages? What
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: am I, a fucking polygamist?
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: People have more than one.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love you. Oh, I love you very much.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: I love you. Nah, really? I don't know. I just
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: feel like sometimes I'm not funny. And it's hard because
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: people always think I'm the funny guy. Like, hey, Mr. Funny. Hey,
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: tell a joke, man. Hey, do some funny shit. Hey,
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: there goes that funny guy. Funny guy this, funny guy that.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: But yeah, no, do you know what I'm saying? I
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: don't know. So I think, okay, so when are you
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: giving yours up? Them fucking ass cheeks. She gets out
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: of school at 3 p.m. today, so... Oh wait, Thursday
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: I think is early out day. It's 12. That's actually Tuesdays.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it is Tuesdays. I got to keep on game.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I got to keep on game. And then I took
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: it to her for lunch. It was like, I'm her uncle.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I had to get the hard pass. You said kids
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: eat here for free? Wait, so when are you taking
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: the term? No idea. What do you mean, Dick? We
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: live in New York. Probably tomorrow. No, no, no. When
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: was the last time you guys seen each other? You
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: guys are both really awkward. Did you guys kiss? How
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: do you guys kiss? Never kissed. That's cap, nigga. No.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: I don't think they did. Who the fuck are you
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: to know when they kiss? I have this vibe on me.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Trust me. I know when people kiss. Gay? Fucking homo.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: I can tell when people have kissed recently.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Andres has been macking it a lot lately.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: I haven't, actually.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? You're always on the phone when
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: we're in the car with you.
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: That doesn't mean I'm macking it.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: And by the way, I want to teach you how
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: to be a player. You got to turn off the
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: message thing. What? Just a bunch of different foods texting
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: at the same time.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: You're stupid. I'm on your carpet, and I was like,
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: it's like, Javier, Javier, Javier, Javier. It's Jose.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: Shut up.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Juan Pablo de la Cruz. Esteban. Esteban.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: I've never met an Esteban.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: John. Carlito. Carlitos. Who's that? Who's the wrestler from? Carlitos. No, no. Wait,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: so are you going to give it to her this
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: week before we leave? Yeah. That's the plan. Wait, so. Well,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: you need to give it to her before you leave.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Or when we come back. No. Oh, on Halloween. Oh,
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: we come back on Halloween. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: I have the best idea. We go to her house.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: I hold a boom box. And then you call her out.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: And then break it down to her and tell her
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: how much you like her. But when you give the basket-
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Do you ask her to be your girlfriend at that moment? Yeah,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: that's what I was going to say. Do you ask
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: her to be your girlfriend? That's what we were talking about.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Ask her to play. So for me personally- Have you
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: made it official with yours? That's it. Then you're not
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: ready for real, bro. No, no. We locked in for sure. Nah,
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: you're not locked in. You're not locked in. How many
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: months have been? Four. No, no way. Yeah. Four months?
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: You still not sure? She's not the one, bro. Look,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: I know we play around a lot, bro, but you know. Yeah.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Four months, brother, the 90-day period is over, perro. You're
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: winning or not. Gracias. Hey, bro, you need to tone
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: it down a little bit. I just think you need
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: to make it official, dick. Bro, I'm literally doing it up, bro.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: You don't understand what I'm going to do. Fool, every
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: time you go pick her up, you risk your life.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: You might die. She lives in the ghetto. She's a psychopath.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: She's not a psychopath.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Fool, imagine her knocking on your door while you're her
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: job mother inside.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: God. That's so embarrassing. So if you're going to go
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: full throttle, go all the way with it. No, bro.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Just shut the fuck up and let me do me.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: She be in the club shaking ass. No, she don't
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: be in the club shaking ass.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Like Andrea.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Andrea be in the club shaking ass, not her. Yeah.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: By the way, you said you were going to stop
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: talking about her. Stop talking about her. You said we're
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: going to make fun of Andrea. You literally, when we
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: walked in, you said you were going to make fun
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: of Andrea. Now we're not even making fun of her.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: We're making fun of my girl. We're going to get there.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Leave her alone. I like her a lot.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Andrea's girl shake ass too. My bitch shake ass too.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: All of our bitches shake ass.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Don't call her a bitch. All bitches pop those chukas
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: when they're at the club, just shaking that shit. It's
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: just different for you. You're the one that gets mad
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: at your bitch for living life. What does chukas mean?
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Like busted feet.
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: Dirty feet.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Dirty feet.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Have the nail acrylics as broken food because they've been
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: shaking that ass around a bunch of fools, dog.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just not the type of girl that I
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: would like to endure. Really? It's a little lame, though. Yeah. Well,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: this is a person that I really think I could...
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: I see myself with. Genuinely, I'm not joking around. I
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: know to you, to you. No, I'm not joking. I'm
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: not joking. All footed jokes. Hey, it's me doing those.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: I'm a big joker. You don't need to do that.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: When you see a girl, do you have to picture
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: them with a hijab on? No.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Did you take a photo of her and then, hey,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: I have the hijab on her? So not the hijab,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: but I have envisioned her with the little thing around
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: her head, like a little scarf. Like the, you're not Muslim,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: but you're going to a Muslim wedding, you put the
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: little thing on, you know what I'm saying? Do you
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: get me or no? So it'd be like a scarf? No, bitch,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: I don't get you. I've never been invited to a
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Muslim wedding, you stupid bitch. No, well, I'm not getting
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: married yet. So it's like a scarf, and it's just
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: a little over your head. Like, that's just how I
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: envision it. How are you going to mix both cultures
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: when you guys get married? Because she comes from a
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: paisa family, no? She's a cementera like me. She's a chilanga.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: She's a chilanga, so the party's cracking. So how are
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: you going to mix? She ain't even a viejon. No, no,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: that's corrido shit.
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Chilango's where I'm from. Que paso, manita? Ay, vecino. No, vecino. Vecino? Yeah, vecino. Vecino, vecino. Okay.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: So then my thing is, are you like, okay, let
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: me see her with a hijab? What if you don't
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: like how she looks with a hijab?
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: She could be bald up to, I'll be with her.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: She could literally be bald. Like, I don't want to
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: make this episode all about me and the person that I'm...
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: We were just talking about how Andrea's a girl in
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: high school. No, no, no. I'm just saying. Andrea's just
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: laughing in the back. I've never envisioned her with the
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: hijab on, but maybe... You guys have been going a
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: lot younger. Except you. Me and you, we keep it age-wise.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Me and you, we keep it cordial.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Andrea's demons over there. They like him young. You guys
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: have an app. Just got out of high school.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Bing, bing. Andrea's been going with the young fools.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: What's the deal, your boy Duno Enchicado? Enchicado Polymarket! I
• 22:57
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• 23:00
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• 23:02
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• 23:04
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• 23:06
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• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Wanted to cash out. They locked the trade and take
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: a huge fee. But Polymarket is a prediction market. It's
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: a stock exchange for sports. Buying in and selling out
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: on your terms.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: It's your terms. No one else's terms is your terms.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: And nothing like having your own terms, fool. No, that's
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: the best. I'm just kidding. When your team goes down 20%,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: you can buy in.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Or sell it off for 40% when they come back
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: and double your money.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Double down, boy. I ain't never heard of that. I
• 23:29
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• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Because you ain't never been into trading like Polly Market.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: P-O-L-L-Y-M-A-R-K-E-T. I was scared I was going to misspell it.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Because you're a little retarded. Retarded. You feel me?
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: I've tried them all. Polymarket is simply the best prediction market.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: We've tried FanDuel. We've tried the whatever the fuck. Honestly,
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: I don't really care about all this shit.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: But Polymarket. We've tried all those. But Polymarket just makes
• 23:49
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• 23:51
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• 23:53
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• 23:58
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• 24:00
  Speaker 1: get $ 50. Come on. It's free money, dick. And people
• 24:03
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• 24:03
  Speaker 5: Wait, wait, wait.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Are you serious? Say it again. It's free money. Are
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: you for real? Polymarket's offering free money? F-R-E-E space M-O-N-E-Y.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: What are we doing? Let's go. Well, we're there. We
• 24:21
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• 24:24
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• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Jeez, man.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Andrea, where are you at in life right now?
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: I'm doing great.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: So young, dumb, and full of cum, huh? Where did
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: I hear that yesterday? Someone said that to me yesterday. What?
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Young, dumb, and full of cum. Tell
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: us about jam.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: I'm doing great. What do you want me to talk about?
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: What do you want to talk about? About all the
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: fools you're dating.
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: I'm not dating no fools, actually.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Really? Well, define dating, right? Right. Are you going out
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: with any guys? Not necessarily. Not necessarily?
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: Not necessarily?
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Where do you guys go? Do you guys think about
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: the bar? Well, define going out. Like, what is going
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: out nowadays, you know?
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: Going to the movies.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Going to eat is going out.
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: Going to eat.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: That's a date.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: That's a date.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: So have you went to go eat with the man
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: recently or no?
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: No.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: No?
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: No. Where'd you guys go eat at?
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: What the fuck?
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: By the way, you're... I went to go eat oysters
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: at the farmer's market. We're not talking about you right now.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Where'd you go eat at?
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: I didn't go eat anywhere.
• 25:30
  Speaker 7: What was his name?
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: What was his name?
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: I can't say.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: You can't say? Okay. So first you didn't go out.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: First you didn't go on a date. Now you can't say. Hi,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: can I order a number seven chorizo fucking sandwich, please?
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Come on. Nobody's laughing at my jokes. It's not that funny.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: There it is. Thank God she said that shit. I'll
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: start this shit up. I don't give a fuck. Start
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: this shit up.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: Go, go, go.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Anja. Anja's a good sport, right, Anja? Yeah. She's a
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: good sport. Of course she's a good sport. She's the
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: only player. Oh, man. Dude, that was so good. So true.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: Just cut it out.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what, fool?
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: It's because you struggle with commitment on your jokes and
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: in life and in your relationships. You got to commit
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: all the way.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Of course, we got thing one and thing two, cheerleading
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: on daddy, huh? Wait, what did I do? Let me
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: stay out of y'all fucking business.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, Andrea, if you are talking to somebody, what are
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: the number one rules you are looking for here? Be
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: a fucking deadbeat.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: What the fuck?
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That was ugly.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: That was the only thing I thought of and I'm sorry.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: That was rude as fuck. I'm sorry.
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: To be honest, I've never dated somebody who has like.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Give death threats to Andres.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was a crazy one. That was crazy.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: You have to give that for your sleeping schedule because
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: he wants to kill Andres? Fuck.
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: I can't share a room anymore. No, that was old.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: That was old.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Old? Who's new to us?
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Sean Jackson dates somebody who he was cool. And come
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: to find out, he wants to kill Andres because one
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: time Andres and Andres shared a bed.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: But it's really like sister and brother shit. So that
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: was kind of fucked up. I hope that doesn't happen. No, no,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: but she didn't tell us until like three months, four
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: months later. No, he was like last week. No, she
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: didn't tell us. That's fine. I'm like, hey, my boy. No,
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I don't think that foot would kill him. I think
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: he'd just whoop the fuck out of you. Okay, so then.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: So this new guy. He's a professional fighter as well, so.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: So these new guys you're talking to. Guys. Is one?
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Andrea, it's two.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: What?
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Andrea, I think number one step to finding love is
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: being honest.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Options. Yeah, but you're dating around, you're single, but no
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: one can tell you shit. Yeah, nobody can tell you nothing.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: If the fool right now you're talking to is worried
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: about who else you're talking to, then he is not
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: the one for you. He needs to be focused on
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: how much he can win you over to.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Be you, you, be you, and you, be him, with him,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: and you, and you, and you. Or to be honest,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: he should be focused on his life and obtaining, obtaining.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: And he's fucking on his life, right? He has a
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: nice career. He has a good job, yeah. And what
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: does the other one do? Hold on, hold on. As
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: a child, my mother and all my aunts used to
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: tell me this. When you get, like, I swear to God,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: she's like, go to school. Get money and then the
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: girls will come to you. Correct or no? It happens. Yes,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: it does. Your family's Muslim.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: They don't know what it is to go to school
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: and find the love.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: I hate when Muslim fools try to give you relationships,
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: especially your parents. They've only been with each other, gang.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: That shit was black, too.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Don't you guys just marry so you can stay in
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: this fucking country, you dumb Mexican bitch? Not me.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't be able to tell you that, you stupid bitch.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: I know you guys did it because you guys are
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: still here illegally. You guys, you stupid dumb bitch. Your
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: dad bought your mom at a market.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: You fuck. It was at school. No, they didn't buy
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: each other. They actually met or whatever. We're not getting
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: into it. But point is, it's true though. When you
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: obtain a certain, like when you have, it's practically like
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: when you have your life, right? the girls, the people
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: will come to you. Because you'll feel confident. Both ways, right? 100,000%. Okay. Well, no,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: not both ways. They don't matter how they're just looking
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: at a girl and they're like, oh, man, I want
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: to fuck the shit out of this bitch. And then
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: they'll do anything just to obtain that bitch. Demon, demon. No, no,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: not me. I said they're a man. But, Angel, how
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: fast do you let them know you have kids?
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: Right away.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: That should be the first voice coming out of the
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: fucking room. And I feel like it's not a secret.
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: I talk about it all the time.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: It's not a secret.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Well, you don't do fucking TED Talks, motherfucker. But they
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: see your highlights and shit.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Or my posts. I'm not hiding my kids.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Hey, I got kids. Oh, all right. It's easy.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: No, you're saying no you're sinking a jazz kid she
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: wants to get fucked No, obviously that's not what you're brother.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Don't don't don't do this.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: We're done He's saying you're easy because your kids judge
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: you out the other week.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: So you want to get that in the week Is
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: that what you thought I said? No, what I said
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: was Damn, if she has kids, damn, she'd be fucking.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: It's not like it's easy, but it's just like, it's proof.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: It's proof that she'd be in there. She'd be fucking.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Or like when a girl tells you, she's like, I
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: don't have a dad. Let's go. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, facts.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: That's the number one thing. I only like bitches with
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: no dads because then they don't know what to expect.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: From a man. You know what I'm saying? Exactly.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: They're not even emotionally scarred. They don't even know what
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: emotion is.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Bitch is clueless. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could set the standard.
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: Bitch.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? You could literally beat the
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: shit out of this bitch and go, that's how a
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: real man should treat you. And now she'll be looking
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: for Aaron Hernandez her whole life. Swear to God, you know? Yeah.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: So, Andrea, so Jakarta thinks you're an easy fuck because
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: you have kids. That's what he thinks men think.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: That's what he said. Not me, Andrea. No, I don't.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: I don't think you're like that. That's crazy. But they
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: can look at your kids and go, oh, damn.
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: How many times have you seen me leave with a man?
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Never.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: In any city?
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Never. What? In any city? Oh, really? Are you that honest?
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: When?
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, never. Well, Andrea, obviously, because you're working. That
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: would make you a fucking whore.
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: You guys are working, too.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: You're a demon. Demon right here. You're a demon. You're
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: a demon. You're the devil. If I'm a demon, you're
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: the fucking devil. You understand me? If I'm a demon,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: you're the fucking devil. You're Lucifer. We are. Are you
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: speaking Latin? I was trying to. Do you guys pray
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: in Latin?
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: No.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: I think, I'm pretty sure if you're in fucking crunches,
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: but they do. But I think Latin is, I don't know.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Point is, Andres, so you let him know off the bat.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: So this guy you're talking to, does he know what
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: you do? Does he know you maybe sometimes share a
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: bed with me, Jakarta, or Andres?
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: Yes, he does. He's okay with that.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: How'd you explain? Is he a fan? Um....
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: He knows about you.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Ah, boy, I'm fair here, bitch, boy. Hey, what's up?
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: He don't give a fuck what you get to ask, boy. Hey, bro, hey, bro,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: whatever your name is, I'll sign autographs, take a picture
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: of my ass, and I'll send it to you, buddy.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: You are so stupid.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Let's give him a nickname, because I know his name. Oh, yeah, well,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: double B, bitch-ass boy. Hey, what the fuck? Nah, this
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: is getting me pissed off. I like the older one.
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Sorry, bro, you know what team I'm on. I don't
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: give a fuck. We're going to call it these nuts.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: What's his job?
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: What the fuck? You guys are getting too personal.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: That was an Uber driver. You're not getting anybody fucking
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: knows Juan Pablo.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: He's a blue car man.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: That was a blue driver. He's a blue collar guy?
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, that was an Uber driver. No, he's not. No,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: he's a blue collar.
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: No, no, no.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: He's an Uber driver for big loads. I was trying
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: to be funny. That one didn't land. Fuck. Get the
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: fuck over there.
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: Can we move on to Andres?
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: No, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, we're going to stay
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: on this topic for a little bit. So, blue collar,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: that entails handiwork. Is he like a plumber? No, no, no.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: He does like the- He does construction. Does construction. So,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: off the bat, he'll beat the shit out you.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: But I won't let him because I'm jumping in if
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: he is beating the shit out of you.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Bro, you ain't got to jump in. Trust me. It's
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: going to go like this. It's going to go like this.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Who am I?
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: Why is he fighting any of you guys?
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Because he sees me, he's going to be intimidated because
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: he knows I'm a real man.
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: What the fuck?
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: It's true, it's true. The first time I met Duno,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: we got attention because who's the alpha male? But now
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: I know, Andres knows, he's alpha.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: You know better, right?
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: I know better now. He pays me. Okay, so who
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: am I? Who am I here? What's that fucking name? Hey,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? What's that bitch-ass boy name?
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: Hey, okay, chill out.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm on a water chill. I feel
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: like I'm on a water chill. There we go, Jakarta.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm on a water chill. No, no.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Go crazy on this girl. Chill out. What the fuck?
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: I'm joking around.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: I don't call her names.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: I actually like her. Oh, no, no, no. On his contact?
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: On his... No, no, no.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: For no bullshit, Andrea texted me the other day like, hey,
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: what's up with Jakarta and his fucking Apocalipto feet ass girlfriend?
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: I never said that.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: And I was like, hey, don't say that about her.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: That's a homegirl. I never said that.
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: I love her.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Word.
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: I love her.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Word. Your girl looks like the main character of Apocalipto
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: if anything. That's cool. So don't talk shit about her.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm getting a burger. Fuck my bitch and
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: your bitch. What about that? And fucking Jers, man, too.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: That fucking lame-ass nigga.
• 34:28
  Speaker 8: I'll put him on the plane, boy. By the way,
• 34:30
  Speaker 8: we're all finna be in New York cheating on you
• 34:32
  Speaker 8: fuck niggas. My bitch, his bitch, your nigga. That's finna
• 34:35
  Speaker 8: be cheating on this bitch, too. I'll throw them, get
• 34:37
  Speaker 8: them in the car, car, car. We finna be living
• 34:39
  Speaker 8: up in New York.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Fuck y'all. This message was not sponsored by Duno. This
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: is strictly Duno. And Jakarta Slim does not want to
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: cheat on his girl because he thinks she's cool as fuck. No,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: back to what I was saying. So press on me.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Press on me.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Press on me. Okay, okay. I'm a new man. Okay,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: give me the scenario. Where are we at? Where are
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: we at? Where are we at? Where are we at,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: stupid bitch? We're at Reggaetonlandia. What the fuck? Shut the
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: fuck up. No, no. 50th anniversary. That's like taking your
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: man to Reggaetalandia event. What the fuck? Whenever we get invited. Okay.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Who's DJ? Too deep? Nah, not too deep. Raw? Ross.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: You know, shit's fucked up, you know? Yeah, okay. Who's DJing?
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Too deep, bro. Ross. There's a big-ass Chivas thing. You know,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: it's Ross.
• 35:32
  Speaker 8: Ross.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay. Ross DJing. We're chilling. I'm... I walk in
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: with André. I'm her new man. Right? Yeah. All right.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Give me three, two, one. Scene, André. Give me three, two, one. Action.
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: Three, two, one.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Hey. What the... Hey, you guys. This is my new man. Hey,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: what's up, bro? Nice to meet you. Squeezing you a
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: little hard. Homie, do you know who the fuck you squeezing? No, no, no, no, no.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Look around, homie. This is Brazil! You know what I'm saying?
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Fast five? You see the fast five? This is Brazil!
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: And then Tango Calderon is just in the corner like this. Okay, okay, okay.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: We got to be realistic. We have to be realistic
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: if we're going to play this scene now.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: All right. I don't think my homies from Rio de
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Janeiro will let you with a gun. All right, then
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: we're on, then you know where we're at? No, no,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: hold on. We're in the dead end.
• 36:28
  Speaker 9: Last time I went to Isle of Michaladas, they cavity
• 36:35
  Speaker 9: searched my asshole and they thought I had a gun
• 36:37
  Speaker 9: and they found nothing but drugs.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Isle of Michaladas, we do not consent to illegal searches.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: And you didn't let my boy use the bathroom. Y'all
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: said y'all didn't know him and he wasn't famous enough,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: so I don't know. Oh, fuck. Okay. By the way,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: shout out to all those parties. They're amazing. Fuck, bro.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Don't you hate it when you love micheladas, but they
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: just don't love you? Y'all didn't fuck with us. I
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: don't care, bro. I've never been invited to a party.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: I fucking love micheladas, though. Ambiente y cafe. I love
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: you guys, too. Nike Sports. I love you guys. Nike.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: We're trying to secure sponsorship. Salud. Salud, actually. I actually
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: hit you guys up. You guys didn't reply to me,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: but I do understand this because of what I say
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: on the internet. Yeah, probably just not for everybody, but
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: guess what? We're for me and you. Who are you fighting?
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: You're fighting yourselves. So back again about this foot, nigga.
• 37:46
  Speaker 8: What?
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: So let's say if he trips up, because I'm hella cordial. Andrea,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: to me, is like my sister. My older sister. Much,
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: much older. Fuck you. Much older than really anybody I know.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: I think she's up there next to my mom. She's
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: like an aunt to me. He's older than me in Jakarta?
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: He's a little older than you guys.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: But a little like two, three years.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Three? Okay. So he's like your age.
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: Almost.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Almost. All right. Ella quiere la bella. Okay, so then,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: when Jarrett brings us for a round, how are you
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: introducing yourselves? All right. Hey, guys, this is my new man.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Juan Gabriel. Mucho gusto, Tiny. And then I'm going to
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: do this. Stand up, stand up. Okay. Stand up. Stand up, bitch.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Stand up, stand up, bitch. Because he is short, right?
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: He's a short king?
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: He's not.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: How tall is he? How did I get there? Tall
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: as me?
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: Like you.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: He's not like my height.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: Yes, he is.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: He's short.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: So you're a man? Yeah, I'm a man. You're a man.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: All right, so what's up? What's up, boy? What are
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: your intentions? I'm trying to box you got kids. Andrea,
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: are you done with kids? You're going to have any more?
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: I think so, yeah.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: You want more?
• 39:25
  Speaker 6: No.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: You're pretty like A-A-Ron.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: He asked me.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, are you done? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Barely like A-A-Ron.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: I think so. She loves A-A-Ron. Unless what?
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: Unless I get married. Oh, nice.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Very nice. Very nice. Oh, that is hilarious. That was funny. Well,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: I'm happy for you. You think you could go through
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: pregnancy again?
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: By the way, what far are you to those nine months?
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: You're already emotional enough for me and you're pregnant?
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: I'm fucked that.
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: By the way, we hung out on, when was it? Wednesday?
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Tuesday. Yeah, but that's when you guys were talking about
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: my personal stings.
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: Fuck, we argued the whole time.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: By the way, I didn't know she made appointments for
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: your eye doctor. My eye doctor, my dentist. Would you
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: say you're my personal assistant?
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so the main keyword personal, right? Personal. So you
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: deal with my personal.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: I didn't bring it up.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: I'm not talking about you, buddy. This is my time
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: to talk. We're going to talk about this later in
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: the car. You're interrupting me while I'm fucking working. I
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: don't think you've met my friends, Mustang and Sally. But
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: she runs my personal affairs, therefore she's my personal assistant.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: And you get paid. No, no, no. Me and you
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: don't have a problem. To him, he thinks you're babying me, right,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: in a sense. But the aspect is, this is your job.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: And I know you don't have a problem with it
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: because we never have issues with it. I'm going to
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: tell you when you need a personal assistant. Let me
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: explain to you. No, no, you don't dictate when I
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: need a personal assistant. Okay, so then are you going
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: to let me talk? Yeah, man, but I'm finished. You
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: have to let me finish. Are you going to let
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: me debate your thought? Yeah, go ahead. You call my
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: girl a thot?
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: No.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: All right, go ahead. Call her a fucking whore. Come on,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: I apologize. Apologize to her. Look at her camera and
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: say sorry. And I apologize. Thank you. I really appreciate that.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: She's nice. She's a nice girl. Thanks. Evil, but nice.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: I think you need a personal assistant when you're really busy. Jakarta,
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: I think you're babying yourself in life. That's my only
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: thing with you. I think you've been doing so much better.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: You got a personal trainer going on.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: You're living live. You're doing it up. Oh, fuck.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Yesterday we hung out. I see you like minimize. We're
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: just chilling. Like I seen you like you're so much better.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: My thing is you only need a personal assistant when
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: you don't.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Have time to handle the person. Does that make sense
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: or no? Yeah, but I guess I understand what you're saying.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: But for my life, I can tell like I don't
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: really have a lot of stuff to do so that
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: I The assisting part, it's more like Hey, here's some work, realistically.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Because my music hasn't started. My music's going to start
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: back up after next week. But I do think... After
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: next week. Hold on, hold on. My music is going
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: to start back up after next week. And let me
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: explain something.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: And this is why I am big on you guys
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: to win without just this side of the world.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, 100%. With all of you guys. Yeah, but you
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: advocate that a lot. As long as you guys get
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: shit done. 100%. My thing is.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: And I love that all of you guys are happy
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: and you guys got things going on, making spooky baskets.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: I love that. I mean, I'm talking to him, but
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I'm just... I love that. But.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: How much, and this is, I'm not, that's, you're fine.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: You make your money, you spend on what you want.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: But you spend it on, let's say, you go out
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: to eat beautiful things. You go out to eat.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: My family. You love eating.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: No, no, the family's forever. I'm not putting this in
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: this category. But, for example, when we went to Chicago,
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: I would have not took nobody if I didn't make
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: what I already wanted to make.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: You guys come first. Before I bought that flight, I
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: bought everybody else's flight.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I bought the Airbnb. Yeah, 100%.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Before buying the car that I wanted or getting my... Like,
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: you know, I did... Before I spent.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Any money on myself.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: You took care of business first. Throughout the month, I
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: take care of my business side. Whether that means me
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: and Andres go buy a new lens. Or I get
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: on meetings about a new spot. Or I get on
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: these things, right?
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: You get what I'm saying? Like, all these things. Yeah,
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: but I feel like your car... No, no, no. Let
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: me finish. So, I think.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: I think it's great. But I've seen Andres do it.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: I've seen Andres invest on a camera before he invested
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: on a hoodie.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Okay. I've seen... You.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Know, I think that's the only part you're missing and
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: you're what you got going on.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: I think my biggest thing is like... Investing in myself.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: If you're going to spend 500 on your girl a week,
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: that's fine. No, listen. No, no, no. I know how
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: you eat. And by when I mean 500 is... Yes,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: but we know how it is to be with a girl.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: You pay double everything. Yeah, facts. Yeah. So.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying is if you're going to spend $ 500
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: a week on your girl, let's just say, I'm just giving.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: A number, just throwing out a number. That's $ 2, 000 a month.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Why not also spend, if you're going to give yourself
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: that luxury, why not also spend $ 2, 000 to book a
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: studio session for the whole month? No, 100,000%. That's how
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: I see it. That's just how I see it.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Because if I'm a, my thing is like, if I'm
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: going to buy a $ 300 Lego set, I'm going to
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: put $ 300 and a new phone and a tripod and
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: a new DJ set, a USB, I'm paying, meaning like,
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: We pay for Adobe.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: What do we pay for?
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Adobe, the coloring, the cameras. That's how I look at it.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Match the luxury or even more. If I'm spending $ 1, 000 on,
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: let's say we go out to eat. Let's just say
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: we go to Big Bird and get an Airbnb. I'm
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: going to spend $ 2, 000 on reinvesting in myself. Whether that
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: means getting a new skin, doing funny shit. And that's
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: how I look at my time. If I'm going to
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: go out and get drunk all weekend, throughout the week
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: I'm not.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: You're going to handle it first. Yeah, yeah. I think
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: it has to be like a... What it is, like
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: a balance, essentially. Yeah, 100%.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: That's the only way I look at it. And I
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: preach that to everybody. I preach that to you. I
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: preach that to, like Andres.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: He's been killing it. He's been investing.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: But I've seen Andres, he's been investing on his camera equipment.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: But now he invested, let's just say he's invested $ 4, 000
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: the last three.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Months on camera equipment. Now he deserves to buy his
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: girl $ 500 Spooky Basket. I think that's fair. That's how
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: I look at it.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: My thing is, you say, I don't have the music
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: shit going on. That's like me saying just because I'm
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: not on stage doing comedy doesn't mean I'm not working
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: on jokes.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: That's just me. And I think studio sessions might be
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: different for you nowadays.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Because I know when we were younger, we're still young,
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: but when we were 21, 20, it was like late
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: night sessions. But now, why not get a studio session
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: and you and your girl spend the day there from
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: 1 to 4 p.m.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: For hours? And you guys have lunch there.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: And now you take your girl to work, you guys
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: spend time, she can see what you're doing, but you
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: maybe got a song or two done.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: That's how I look at it. That's just me. I
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: understand how you look at it, and I'm not trying
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: to knock down what you said, like the whole thing,
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: but you do have to understand that I hate when
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: people don't understand this. I'm not in that. Before I
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: wasn't in that position where I was mentally, even when
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: the pod started and I was getting money and shit.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I didn't have the passion to do the music. I didn't.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: And it's so hard when people tell you, hey, but
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: you should do this, you should do this, you should
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: do this, when you're not hearing that voice in your
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: head no more. You kind of get what I'm saying?
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: And that's the shit that I hate so much because
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: so many people tell me, oh, but you should be
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: doing it. And I do understand I want to do it,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: but now I kind of found the passion again. But
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: when people were telling me daily, hey, man, you should
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: do this, you should do this, but I'm not hearing
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: that shit no more. I wasn't as passionate as I
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: was for it that I was before. So how the
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: fuck are you going to tell me, hey, bro, you
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: don't know what I'm hearing in my head, fool. You
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: don't know what I want to do right now. And
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: it sucks, but that's the truth of it. Now I
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: feel like I'm definitely getting the passion back. Yeah, but
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: my thing is, why don't you try to find it? Bro.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: And by find it, I don't mean, it's because you
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: think I'm telling you for yourself to make a song.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: If I let you say some shit, when you built it,
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: it'll come. When you build it, it'll come.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: And I think that's the fact. Who used to say that?
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: She used to be like, when you build it, it
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: will come.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: And that's a fact. Like, if you go in the studio,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: you might not have that passion then. You think I
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: want to perform comedy all the time? Yes. No. Oh, okay. Well,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: you asked me a question.
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: I just.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, you think I'm sitting there like when a
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: new joke... I don't... Sometimes I get a block in
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: my head about jokes.
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: No.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: But I go on there and I still perform and
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: I get new jokes out of it.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: So you're not even giving it a chance though. I
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: am giving it a chance. The thing that I hate
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: too though is you can't tell me I'm not giving
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: it a chance. Who are you to tell me I'm
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: not giving it a chance? Last month. It's been a month.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: It's been a month. It's been, yeah, a month. And
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: I recorded a hook and I wasn't even super comfortable
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: with that shit. So why not try to find a
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: new way of doing it? That's my whole thing. I
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: understand what you're saying, bro, but I feel like you're
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: blocking out every single thing that I'm saying. No, no, no,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying. I'm just saying you're not giving it
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: a chance. But see right there, you're like, hey, you're
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: not giving it a chance. And you're not giving it
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: a chance because I think you're not giving it a
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: chance because I don't know what the fuck you're doing.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: And in my head, you're not giving it a chance.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Maybe I have been trying to give it a chance,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: and it's just not speaking to me. Lately, it's been
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: really good. I found my passion. I'm listening to a
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: lot of my old songs. And I'm feeling very good
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: about the music shit, bro. But before, like, I want
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: to say weeks ago, I wasn't even feeling nothing. Like,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: months ago, I wasn't. Months ago, months ago, I was
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: on the fence. But is it like a drive? Like,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: you just don't have the drive. It's the drive. It's
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: the passion. But is your only focus, like, podcasting your girl? No. No,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I'm not blaming her. No, no, no. Who the fuck
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: said you were blaming her? I didn't say that. I'm
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: going based off what I see you do. All you
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: do is a podcast in your girl. Yeah, and I
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: keep with my family, and I have a lot of friends,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: and I do a bunch of other shit, too, bro.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: But it's not like. It's not like my main focus
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: is on the podcast and my girl. Like, one, that's
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: two totally different things. The podcast is my fucking job.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: And then my girl is totally different. But what I'm
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: saying is... That's because you think I'm offending you by... No,
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of being offended. Yeah, I am. It doesn't
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: matter if you're not intentionally trying to offend me. What
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: you say offends me. I'm going to feel offended. Do
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: you get what I'm saying? Yeah, no. There's nothing wrong
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: with you hanging out with your girl. No. I just
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: don't know why you keep bringing her up, in a sense. Well,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: you're also letting me finish, dick.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with you. But what I'm saying is,
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: you don't... Like Jakarta, you say you try, but I
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: know you fool.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Been your friend for a long time. You don't. You
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: don't give it a chance. You don't give it a chance.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: And it doesn't have to be music.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: But you don't give anything, any other outlet of what
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: you can do to make money and find other things
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: to do because you don't give.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: It a chance. Yeah, then I'm going to have to
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: respectfully decline on what the fuck you're saying. And it's okay.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Maybe you think I don't give shit a chance. But
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: obviously I'm going to get offended because it's like... To me,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: when it says you don't give shit a chance, to me,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: I'm just hearing, hey, man, you're not doing shit with
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: your life again, and you're not doing shit again. No,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: but then you.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: Contradict yourself because then you tell me, oh, I got comfortable.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I did. Well, I did. So which one is it?
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: You're comfortable or you don't have the passion? They go
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: hand in hand. They don't go hand in hand. Yeah,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: they do. If I was so comfortable doing this, obviously
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: I didn't give a fuck about doing the other thing.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Do you get what I'm saying? They don't go hand
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: in hand. Yeah, I was too comfortable. I was complacent.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Do you get what I'm saying? I was comfortable with this.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do anything else. I'm okay. I'm okay.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: I'm okay. Because I didn't have the drive. Is it
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: fair that there's no money behind it? Like, that's part
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: of it? Huge percent, yeah. That's bad. Then you're right.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: It's horrible because I was living for money. Do you
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: get what I'm saying? Well, you're still kind of then, right? No. No, no,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: for the music aspect of it. No, no, no. Because
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? I'm putting all my money into the music.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Even if I don't make it money-wise, I'll at least
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: be doing something that I love. Do you get what
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? What do you mean? What do you mean?
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? So right now, I have the money. Before,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: I was only wanting to do music because I loved it, right?
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: But I stopped because I wasn't making no money. Yeah.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying? Now, it doesn't matter if
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I make money off music or not. I'm just going
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: to do it. Do you understand what I'm saying? And
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be pouring in my own money into that, obviously,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: because I feel like this is something that I love
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: and I want to have a passion behind it. You
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: get what I'm saying? Yeah. But before, completely different, not
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: giving a fuck. I was down to do this forever.
• 50:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, like just a pod. Just a pod. And that's
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: horrible because I had no drive to do anything else.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I see what you're saying.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I just... It sucks. It is bad that
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: money drives that passion. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. No,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: that's essentially what you're saying. Let me clarify. Money is
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: the reason I stopped. I wasn't making no money. I
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: didn't have money to pour into it. It was done, right?
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Now that the money I was getting from the podcast
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: now is doing so well. Everything's doing hum-da-la. Everything's going good.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: I have the financial support to support my music. You
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: get what I'm saying? I get what you're saying. But
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do music for the money anymore.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: Do you get what I'm saying? Because I feel like
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: that's not like a, if I'm doing music for the money,
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to be successful. That's how I feel.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Because there's no passion, but there's no love. Do you
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: get what I'm saying? I have to do it because
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 51:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Do you get what I mean? I have to do
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: it because I want to do this and I want
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: to be successful in this aspect, in this lane. Do
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: you get what I'm saying? Yeah. Because if you're doing
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: something for only the money, how are you going to succeed?
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: That's just how I feel. Yeah, yeah. I get what
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: you're saying. Yeah. So I don't know. That's definitely something
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: I have to get back on. Yeah, yeah. You need
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: to do something, though, Pod. You can't just be all Pod. Yeah.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: You need to find outlet, fool. And once you do that,
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: you'll find a different drive.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: That's just me, though. No, no, you're right. You're right.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: I've never done anything that I do for a living
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: now that I make money off it for the money.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: Like when I was doing podcasts, like, We're borrowing back
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: from anywhere. I didn't make money for years. Or even this,
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: YouTube shit. So that's a bad, and that's step one
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: of it being a problem. You got to really do it.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: All I'm saying is, I found going to the gym
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: boring at some point. That doesn't mean I stopped doing it.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: So what I started doing is going on walks. And
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: when I went on walks, I found videos, and videos
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: went viral, and I got brands that I work with
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: now and shit like that that came from the world.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: So I think once you build it, it'll get there.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: I just think you don't give it a chance to build.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: Because I don't do it.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my only thing.
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: Do it.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: But why would I... In my head, it's like, why
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: would I spend money to go to a studio and
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: not do shit? Just be around? Because you're not giving
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: it a chance. No. But what's the giving it a chance?
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't we be going there, paying for it, doing everything,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: giving it a chance?
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: Because again, your main focus is, I spent money on this.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Even if I just went to the studio, no money.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Even if it just went there. And I feel... Oh,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: I get what you're saying. Okay.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: And usually when you do that, because you're like, I'm
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: wasting my money.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But let's say money is not the aspect. Let's
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: just take it out. Let's say I'm going to the
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: studio and I'm just like... Yeah, but in what vibe?
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: And let's be honest, Jakarta, the last time you've been
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: in the studio- Well, you mean you're not taking the chance?
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: You mean mentally? Is that what you mean?
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because your number one complaint was I spent money
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: and I didn't do nothing.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. When you built it, it'll come.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: I spent money on years on Peyton Andres without me
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: making no money on my back end.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. But guess what? And then it came.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: And then we started doing the crazy vlogs when I
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: was doing the lefty. We did the FNAC and those
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: went crazy. So your main focus is I spend the money.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: And I wasted my money.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: No.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: What if you got a bright idea? Bro, I've done
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: an hour. I've done a pop-in set for comedy. 30-minute set.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: And I got one good punchline out of those 30 minutes.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: And that shit's been going great.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: That wasn't a waste of time.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: No.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: One time I went out of my way to shout
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: out my boy Narciso. I went to go do the
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: belly room.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: His belly room shit. I'm holding one.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Bomb for like 10 minutes. But one joke that everybody
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: loves that I've gotten complained by some of the biggest
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: comedians came out of that. But it wasn't a waste
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: of time when I went there because that came out
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: of it.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: I didn't get paid for that show. So that's the problem.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: You're looking at it and, oh, I spend money, so
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: I'm wasting my time. No. You might find a badass
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: hook that might change your life. Yeah. You got to
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: give it a chance. But maybe try it in different ways.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, try it in different ways. Like, what if you
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: get a studio session from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m.?
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: Instead of from 1 a.m.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: With Zay. Shout out Zay. Respectfully, though. Yeah. Or instead of...
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: I'm totally done with that night shit. You get what
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? Like, what if you get a studio session
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: from 3 p.m. to 7 a.m. and at 7 p.m.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: you go to dinner with your girl? Yeah.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: Because you want to do what you work, what you
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: do for work, you want to love the things around it.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: So like me, I could be on tour alone and
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: make a lot more money than I do now, but
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: I prefer having all my homies with me, you guys
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: with me, and it's funner, but I'm more comfortable. And
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: I come home, and I'm less lonely on the road.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? That's how you got to
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: look at it. That's how I do it.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: I guess I just need to approach it in a
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: different aspect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you're approaching it like, oh,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: I spent my money. I keep approaching it the same.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: You reach the creative block and you got to find
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: a way to pick it up from a different aspect.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: Like for me, that's why I bought the fucking camera.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: I was like, I need something else to fucking learn
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: on or do something new.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's tight.
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: That's why I'm hitting up DJs because I have the
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: equipment on. I'm like, hey, let me try something out
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: for you.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: There's different ways to.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: Bring back that motivation and that creativeness that's in your head.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: If I don't make no money off that DJ shit
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: I be doing. Yeah, I know. But I have a
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: passion for it. It's cool. It's fun. I teach myself.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: I bought the CDJ. Rob Markman, I think what you said,
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: what you guys said was kind of sticking with me,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: is approach it in a different path.
• 56:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's just going to hear music live, music outside,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: or whatever the fuck. It's like this, fool.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: I thought I wasn't getting bigger, muscle-wise. I was like, damn,
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: I'm kind of plateauing. And then we started going to
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: some Thursdays with Jerome and them. And bro, I fell
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: in love with a whole new side of working out,
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: with the homies. Like we're chilling with the boys, like
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: different gyms, like getting the ambiente and it feels good.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: And now I can't wait for Thursdays to work out
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: with the homies. So you got to look at it
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: like that. I think that's a good way.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: Cause you're doing good.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: I get what you're saying. Like that's like me with
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: skits right now, bro. Like with skits right now, I'm
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: kind of like in a mental block with skits right now.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: But lately I've been doing the waking up in the
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: morning on my, on my, on, on when I'm laying
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: down in my bed with my, with my blanket and
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: on TikTok, they've been going crazy.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: So I felt like different little things. You just got
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: to try different ways. That's like approaching the prod. That's
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: like when I.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: Approached the pod. It's like, I've done shit with Letty
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: and Vic. I've done shit with Community World. I've done
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: shit on my own with the artists. No, let me
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: approach it like, no disrespect to you, but at the moment,
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: you weren't bigger than them.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: Who? Like the Letty, Vic, T-Rell and them. Yeah, what
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: about now?
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: But when I approached you, I didn't look at it, oh,
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: what's your credit? I have no father. They're only going
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: to know him because of me. I didn't go like, oh,
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: we're not making no money. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: But I was willing to invest and pay for your
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Uber to get here. Let's see. It's the sacrifice that's
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: going to make it.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's the word. But you're doing great overall. On
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: the other shit, though, it's good. Yeah, but I feel
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: like just because I was doing so great with this,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: it made me so... It's not a sacrifice. No, no, no.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: I guess it is. Everything's a sacrifice, regardless if you
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: can say it or not. Everything is. Yeah. Whether it's time, money,
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: whatever the fuck, everything's a sacrifice. Regardless if it's something
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: for success or whatever, everything's a sacrifice. It's been hella good, though.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: So I think maybe try different ways.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: Maybe try go on a walk, and then after, hit
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: a studio session from 1 to 3 p.m.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Hire an engineer, invest. You know the walk, my motivation.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: Try different ways. I just got to do different shit
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: with my life. No, no, no. I think your life's
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: going well, Fui. No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: I think you're big on... I admire that of you, Fui.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: You're big on making time for your brothers, your mom,
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: your dad. I think you do a really good job
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: in keeping level. Your family keeps you level. I think
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: the way you approach your new path of like... Because
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: this is newly success for you. So I think it's...
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: I'm giving you advice as somebody that's been where you've
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: been at, but I took those certain sacrifice steps.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: So I think, yeah, like.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: You know, like I think you being like, you know what,
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: I'm going to do this, this way now.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: Or it's like this, like every Thursday I commit to
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: go work out with the boys, right? I think maybe
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: every Tuesday commit to hitting the studio from 1 to
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: 7 p.m.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You know, like get a schedule going, try different things,
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: and it'll go well. It's fun. It'll go hella good.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: It's just amazing. matter of the fact that I have
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or your assistant.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: You just give and drag your card and get cracking.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: Hopefully. And just, hey, book me this and this. I
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: need an engineer this and this. It will work. It's
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: cool if I use the bathroom guys real quick. Do
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: you have a calendar in your house? Like a physical?
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: I have a calendar.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: I have like a whiteboard calendar. That's a white calendar, actually.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: Should I invest in one? A whiteboard calendar? It helps me.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: I've been losing track on my phone. Yeah. I mean,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: to me, she really reminds me of everything. Horrible, by
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: the way. Why? I asked her Wednesday if we were
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: doing anything because I had my gym shit. She said, no,
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: you're doing nothing. So I booked the gym shit. We
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: had Irvine. Yeah, but you can't forget. Your whole job
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: is to not forget. Jesus Christ. I'm sorry.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: That was my bad.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Don't say sorry. Don't let it fucking happen again. Don't
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: be real quick. Sorry, I'm sorry. Tell me why ain't
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: nothing but a heartache. Tell me why ain't nothing but
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: a mistake. Andres, yesterday you missed golf. We met a
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: whole friend group. All of them were wearing glasses in Jakarta.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: That's just hilarious. The funniest shit ever. They were asking
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: about you. Yeah, they're like, where's podcast? Why does everybody
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: ask for you like this? Where's bitches, Andres? I was
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: dying in bed. But you know what's crazy? HIV does
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: that to you? You just go away with a shot
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: in your ass? How'd you get saved, fool? I called
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: him yesterday. I called him yesterday. I'm like, yo, boy,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: are you good? No, no. We were having a regular conversation.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: I'm showing him all the Dex shit. Do you remember
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: the shit Dex shot us? He shot us all the Dex.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, yo, boy. Wait, wait, wait. What did he?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: I gave it to you yesterday. That box? Oh, I
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: haven't opened it. I haven't opened it. I haven't opened it.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: It's a tracksuit. In that box? Yeah. She looks crazy.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: It's crazy.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. It fits there? Yeah, it's crazy. Okay, okay, okay.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: But shout out to homie Dex. Shout out Dex. So
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: I'm showing him. Oh, shout out to homie. Let's go exclusive.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Homie Gustavo. He also got us. Oh, yeah. Badass hats.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Mine's in the car. He made me a whole. Mine's
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: in the car. That one made me a whole hat
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: based off of fucking Mac Miller's kids album that he
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: knows I love. Mine in the front says Cheeseman with Jakarta,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: the logo. Yeah. And then on the side it has
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: the Indonesian flag.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: Flag.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: So shout out to homie Gus. Okay, so you were
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: showing him? You almost got him fired, but shout out
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: to homie Gus. You almost got him fired. What was
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: his name? You FaceTimed Andres? So I FaceTimed him. We're
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: like 10 minutes on the phone. Nothing, not a cough,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: not a thing. And then I go, hey bro, how
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: are you feeling? You good? He go, uh-huh. Ah, he
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: pretended that bullshit. He was faking that shit, Andres? No,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: it's not a pretend. Where'd you go to the hole
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: in the wall where they sell the Mexican? Right there
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: on Broadway by USC.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: I got the spot if you need it.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: I do need it. That shit's good. You got B12
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: in that bitch? I got everything. B12 shot? Yeah, hell yeah.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: For that ass, huh? And you administer it yourself? No, no, no.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: She doesn't afford it. You fucking idiot. You feel good?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: Right now, better. Way better. That's good. I had a
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: B12 before as well. If you know what you need
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: to do before, you should have gone to the steam room.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: And let all your toxins out way. Look, I got
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: these right here. Damn, fool. I can't risk being sick, fool,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: because if I get sick, it's like I'm dying, Wade.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: That's why I got mad.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: I started feeling the body aches. For a fact, bro,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: my immune system's so weird. Two nights ago, I got
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: mad as fuck. I was like, I'm over it. But
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: if I was to get sick and I could really
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: go and grab those Mexicans... Oh, shit, fool. Those Mexican
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: medicines help, dog. But I'm pretty sure... That's better than
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: like an ibuprofen. I'm pretty sure like your TT, right?
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: Your.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: Your arm, one of your arms. I'm pretty sure they
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: got some remedies now. Yeah, I mean, remember when I
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: broke my foot? My black cousin Kamal, his father is
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: a black man, Mr.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 6: Eric.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: And I came to my house and he was like, hey, man,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: my assistant, she just came from Tijuana. She got these
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Mexican medicine. And I took one. Dude, I felt like
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: my leg wasn't even on my body. Andres, guess what?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: That day when I did the three DJ sets on
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: the 17th, I was feeling sick, and I took a
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: Mexican pill after we ate.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: So what's the difference of the Mexican pill compared to,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: let's say, a medicine over here? I'm not sure for you.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's just a stronger dosage.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: There's a theory that it's just the money grab here,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: so they don't give you what you actually.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: Need in the medicine. Yeah, so you can grab more
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: and more. Yeah, so you can just keep getting more
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: and more. So that fungus- Big Pharma.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: The fucking Zionist Jews. Facts. So you know that shit,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: for that shit that cured my fungus? Yeah. Here, they
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: would need to get it prescribed. No, they didn't.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: In Mexico, you could just buy it, like how you
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: buy candy, like, oh, can I get that one?
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like CVS, yeah. Your mom didn't just go, no,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: you stupid bitch. What is that for?
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: I think that's just a lullaby to make a kid
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: feel better when you're a kid.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: No, but what is that? I listen to it all
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: the time.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Does she watch the pod? No, it has age restriction.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Her YouTube is set up YouTube kids, so it's a
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: little different. She watches Ms. Rachel. She's probably big on Cocomelon. Yeah.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: There was a video of a white lady, and she's
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: doing puppets for kids. And there was a bunch of
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: white kids there, and there's a little black kid in
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: the corner with his mom. And bro, the lady just
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: totally ignores the black kid. That shit's fucked up as fuck.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: Fuck that white lady. How do we get here? You
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: stupid bitch. Listen, Miss Rachel contacts the mom and invites
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: the kid over and says, here, I'll give him, he
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: can play with all the puppets I have. I got
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: some cool shit. Miss Rachel for president, bro. She's big
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: on the ice shit, too. She be on ice as hell.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: She's huge, bro. She played with, what was it? She
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: invited the families of the detainees? Yeah, the victims? Victims.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: And she had like a ball with him, but she's
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: probably like, she's like an angel on earth. Like, what's
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: that thing, Mother Teresa, right? How is she a mother?
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Is it because she's a nun? Or like, who did that?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: You're asking the wrong person, Pop. She's Catholic, no?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: So what made her, like, who, is she a saint?
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: I think she was considered. Oh, she's a saint. Yeah,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: I think they could put fucking, um. Miss Rachel there? Yeah.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: Watch a fucking. They could definitely put Miss Rachel on there.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: She deserves it, bro. Start playing with our religion, dumb bitch.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: We don't play with your fucking religion. Not even playing.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: I just think she deserves recognition for being such a
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: cool person. For being such... But she helps out people
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: in distress all the time. The bitch is practically super bad. Who,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: Miss Rachel? I'll fuck with Miss Rachel. She'll be done.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: She's dope as fuck. Who... Have you been going to
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: Fire Prairie lately? Yeah. Just want to listen. I want
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: to go tomorrow. Oh, they just had open mosque day.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is that? They open up the mosque
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: and people from the neighborhood come to the mosque to
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: see what it's about. They serve food. It's like an
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: open day for the people. You could buy the nine-year-old. No.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: That's pretty weird. It's like they serve food to the community.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: It's more of a community thing because where the mosque is,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: it's like in mid-city. Yeah. What type of food is it?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: I think Indonesian. Oh, nice. Yeah. My aunt is the
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: one that cooks it all. If you genuinely want to
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: go tomorrow, it's not a problem. Just pull up like 1.30ish.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: It sounds like a problem a little bit. No, it's not. No,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: I am not going to go. I've never been. My
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: mom's going to be there serving food and shit. Oh, nice. Oh,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: so I can go eat there? Yeah, you can go
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: eat there. Wait, do I have to go to the prayer? No.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: If you want to go and listen, you can listen. Bro,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: I'll put you in your own little room. Told you,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: my pops runs it. Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, they have the auditorium. You can sit there
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: if you want. No one's going to bother you. It's
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: because me being on my knees too long hurts. Yeah,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: you could go in there and sit with me. Right
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: next to me. It's not a problem either. I take
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: off my shoes? Yeah. Okay. Very clean, bro. The mosque
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: was really beautiful. I didn't say it was dirty. I
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: didn't say it was dirty. No, I know you didn't.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: But alhamdulillah, bro. Yeah, alhamdulillah. Like, Allah has blessed our
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: community with this masjid. Like, thank God, bro. Has anybody
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: ever taken somebody else's shoes on accident? Oh. All the time.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: Hold on. Cookie, we're on the podcast. Cookie, Cookie. Favorite sister.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: I love you so much, bud.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: Jakarta wants to know if you want to switch religions
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: and join the show.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: I did not ask that. Why? I didn't ask that.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: He said you could put Messi in a little hijab.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Your brother's racist and ignore him. Wait, what? Why'd you
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: say no like that? It's okay. Cookie, I love you.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: Do not listen to Danny. What? What?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 6: Would you guys ever box for like one of those
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 6: brands that they pay.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: You to box?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: Box each other? Like what, would you box each other?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: I'll fuck this fool up for free, homie. Hey, why'd
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: you ask me if I go to Ross a lot?
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: It's because I seen on your podcast that you go
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: to Ross a lot. Can you let me know next
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: time you go, please? That's not the way this works, Cookie.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: You just don't get to call me and tell me
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: when I have to. That's exactly how it works.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 5: Well, I said next time you go, just let me know.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: If you don't call her the next time you go,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: I'm going to whoop your ass. Please. Please.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: If Jakarta actually wants to buy Messi whatever toy she wants,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: send the link right now.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: But it has to be right now or I'm not
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: going to get it. It has to be right now.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: It has to be right now. But he said your
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: baby has to become Muslim. No, I did not say that.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: Stop saying stuff. Sorry. Can't do it. Okay. I didn't
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: even want her anyways. You know what? My niece needs
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: to be Muslim. Nah, bro. Stay the same. What if
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: A-Rod wanted to become Muslim? That would be crazy. That
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: would be crazy.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: That would be really crazy. He's so funny.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: Would you allow him to be Muslim?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: I mean, whatever he wants to do.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: Can I ask you something? I don't know if this
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: is too personal. Instead of... In your house.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: I mean, if that's what he wants, what are you
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: going to ask?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know if this is too personal. but ask
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: it and if it's too personal we'll take it off
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: are you uh because i don't like both your children
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: are very young would you be okay if one of
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: them chose to like be gay yeah um whoa jesus
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: christ no it's a realistic conversation.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: I feel like i think i think if jakarta's you
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: could be.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: Cool in it i think yes.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 6: I don't think i would have a problem because russ
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 6: is gay huh I'm really open-minded, but I feel like
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 6: you kind of notice little things.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: When they're little.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: Have you noticed anything?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: No, everyone's not gay, fool. You would know. That was
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: six years old. You know when they're gay, dog.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: That was crazy.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: When did you find out you were gay? Around seven.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: But knowing that if they are gay, they're going to
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: go to hell, are you eternally sad?
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: That's not what I'm saying.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 5: You're so stupid.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: Do you know what they do in prison? Gay people
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: love that shit.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't want that for them because I feel like
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 6: it comes with a lot.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 5: I feel like society is really hard.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: Society is the most open about the gays now than ever. No.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: Not everybody.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: Maybe on the outside, but on the inside, no, bro.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Imagine being gay and you work at a church. That
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: doesn't work.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 5: Why would you work at a church?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just throwing up situations. No, Jakarta
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: was gay and he worked at a mosque. So you
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: wouldn't know how to feel about it?
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 5: I don't think I would feel a type of way
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: about it.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: I think I would be supportive. I think you would
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: be disappointed. No, no, she'd be supportive. What happens if
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: he was one of those super fanboys? Mama, I'm home!
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: Like one of those. I was thinking of my son. Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: Why does it have to be everyone that's gay?
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: What if Jen is lesbian? Can we actually beat D?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: How would he feel?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: No, don't ask him.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we can ask him, actually.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Call him. He's cool as shit, bro. Shout out to
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: Jared's baby daddy. One of my favorite fools of all time.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: Did he get an email, by the way? Shout out
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Don't Be Doodle.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm going to ask him.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: We're going to ask him. Shout out to the guy.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: He tooted and booted. Fuck you, guys. Hey, actually, pass
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: him the phone. Pass him the phone. Pass him the phone.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: I love. I wish we could say his name. We're
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: going to call him. Hello, I'm at work. What happened?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: Let's see if he answers. He said nah? Real quick.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: Real quick, Eric. Eric, okay. Eric, a couple questions. Just
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: a couple questions. It's me and Jakarta. What up, bro? Hey, Eric.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: I just want to preface this with I'm sorry about
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: the questions. This is on Jakarta questions. Okay, one. If
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: your kids were gay, how disappointed would you be? Disappointed?
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: I support him. See great father great father. Okay.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: How do you feel about a jerk being in the
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: club shaking her ass all the time?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: Everybody how you doing bro big fan I think you're
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: so dope bro.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: I appreciate you for tooting booting it So, do you
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: have a favorite child?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: He does. Oh, he does. Do you? Who is it, Jed? Oh,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: my God. None of you guys like Jed? I said,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: do you have a favorite child? Do I have a
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: favorite child? No, I don't. Eric, you're full of shit, Eric. No, no, real, real. Hey, bro,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: by the way, bro, I hope you know, bro, you're
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: winning in life, brother. Have a good one, okay, buddy?
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're winning in life, because Jed's out here
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: being a whore. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. We can't.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: She's for the streets. She's for the streets. That was funny, dog.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: That was cool. That was cool. Good sport. Can we
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: ask your dad? One of you guys was gay next week.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: Just ask him. Just ask him. I'll call him on that.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: I can't do that. Bro, you never partied. You gotta understand, bro.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: My dad has an image, bro. I can't be putting
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: him out. He works in West Hollywood, bro. It's crazy.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: Does that have anything to do with anything?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Because it's his job. Hello? I'm out. I didn't get
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: my mom's answer. She didn't plug. I'm out. CEO era gay.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Estarías enojada? No.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: Estarías poquita... Like a little bit disappointed?¿ Cómo?
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: How do you say disappointed?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: Estarías poquita decepcionada?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: No.¿ Por qué?
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: No, bueno, me estoy preguntando. No sé por qué eres una...
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: No sé por qué.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Tell her, tell her, tell her. Because hell's hot, tell her.¿
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: Por qué ves que los gays van al infierno? No. Okay. Oh,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: you know who I can't call?
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: Mom, mom.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Did she call me gay? Nah, nah. Who you calling?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: I'm going to call my cousin. What cousin? My very
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: religious cousin. Let me ask.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: Let me ask the question because you're going to bullshit it.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: I won't say the name. I won't say the name.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 6: Hey, Huff.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: How you doing? We're on the podcast.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: Papa, and I want you to be completely honest, fool.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: How disappointed would you be if Jakarta, Rezo, or Hamza
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: were gay?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Like, either one. Not all three of them. That'd be crazy. Yeah, honestly,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: I would be proud if Ray came out. And for Umar,
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised. No, no, Huff, Huff. Huff, Huff, Huff.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: Better question. How do you think.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: I feel like Jakarta's Bubba would feel if that fool
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: was gay.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: If he was gay? If Jakarta was gay?
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: How would I feel about it, you say?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 6: No, no, no.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: How would his dad feel, you think? Oh, I think
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: he would be hella disappointed.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. I appreciate that. You're a bitch. Fuck you.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 8: You think he won't let you into the mosque?
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you're gay... It's like this. In the Bible,
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: does it say anything about being gay? I'm not, sir.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: I've never read it. Can you, sir, shut up?
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: Because it's kind of, would it be considered a little
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: contradicting if it says- That's what I'm thinking.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: Like, be kind to your neighbor no matter what. Don't judge,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: but judge if they're gay. Yeah, so it's like, bro.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: I know, but we didn't write it for the baby
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: because there's a small number of passages that refer to
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: the same-sex sexual acts through the interprets.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: These passages describe man lying with man as an abomination
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: of capital offense within the ancient Israelites, Israelite ceremonial and
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: civil law. The apostle Paul writes that woman and man
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: exchanging natural relations for those who that are contrary to nature,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: linking the behavior to- And this.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: Is me not trying to be rude. No, you're not
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: being rude. Or like mean or anything, but it's like,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: can you be that religion if you're contradicting maybe a
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: big part of it? I don't know, fool. I wouldn't
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: be able to.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: Look, I think- Oh, it might be the same thing
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: with me because I sip sometimes, but I'm Muslim. But
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: I think there's levels to sinning.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: I think if you love somebody, fool, you love somebody.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: I think that is a fact. I think if you
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: love somebody, you love somebody.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: I think, can your love of God be more than
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: your love of, let's say, this person, so you don't
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: react to those sins? Do you get what I'm saying?
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: Say it again. So it's like, for example, let's say
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: you're gay. But you're Muslim, you know, but you love
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: the religion more than you love your, like, feelings, I guess.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: So you refrain from doing those acts. Do you get
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? No, then you're not being yourself. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: So is that even a life worth living where you
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: can't even be yourself? I'm not sure. Fool to me. Yeah,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. I don't know. That's a
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: good question. On Tuesday with Duno and Jakarta, we asked
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: the real questions. Yeah, I don't know. Who did 9-11?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: What really happened then? 9-11. It was the Jews, yeah, 100,000%.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: But yeah.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: You get what I'm saying? Because, bro, I wouldn't want
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: to go through my... That's why I feel so bad
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: for certain people that are, like, trans or whatever. Talk
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: into the mic. Sorry. I feel bad for certain people
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: that are, like, trans or whatever because it's like, damn,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: but you couldn't... You didn't feel so... You didn't... Like,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: it hurt you so bad that, like, you couldn't... Like,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: I feel bad at the fact that they didn't feel
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: comfortable in their own body. Like, that's such a fucked
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: up way to live life, you know? But I also
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: feel like.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: And then some people would think that they're going to
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: a mental thing. I just think And you know what?
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: I feel like he explains it the best. Be you,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: be you, but you still have to know reality, right?
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: A man's always going to be a man. A woman's
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: always going to be a woman. But if you want
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: to play dress up and do different things, as long
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: as you let people know and you respect others. My
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: mom always taught me this. If people respect you, respect them.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: No matter what they are, what color. what they like
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: yeah but to me.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: That's never it's never been a problem yeah if you
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: respect people like bro you could be a fucking cat
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck yeah respect respect like that's
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: cool bro but.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: There is some people that look at it a lot
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: deeper than that fool and I think that's a fucked
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: up way to live life I.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 6: Just don't yeah go ahead I just think that it
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 6: would suck For somebody to be like sheltered in, you know,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 6: like to not be able.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: To be themselves.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's horrible. Because also, what if you grew up
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: in a household, because we've heard stories like a household
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: full of religion. Yeah. And then. Well, that's the main, main, main, main, main,
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: like everything.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because what if you're super gay, but you feed
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: the children, you take care of people, you help civil rights.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: Then you're just a good fucking person.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 5: We know somebody that lived similar and he came out
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 5: in high school.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: You remember? Show me on your phone. He was gay?
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: Type it. Yeah, type it right there. I'm probably going
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: to be able to read it. Oh, yeah. Oh, Andres?
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: He was strict.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 6: They were really strict, very religious. He didn't come out
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 6: until he was in high school.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 7: And.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 6: He just, after high school, he just left. Like, he
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 6: found a partner and left because his parents didn't accept him,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 6: you know? And he was, like, gay, gay.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 5: Like, dress up.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: Flamboyant. Like, flamboyant.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: Super.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Bless you. Yeah. I mean, it happens, fool. It happens. But,
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: you know, and some people are blessed with different things.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: Some people are blessed with parents that are cool about it.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: Some people that are not, but.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: Some people are blessed with the parents that want their
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: children to be gay.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be like, oh, like use as
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: an excuse to like, oh, they were just raised like that.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: But I think, but I mean, I can only speak
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: for me, for my, like my mom always says like.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: Damn, bitch. Someone's thinking of me. Oh, sorry. Yeah.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: I think people, I think the way to look at
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: it is the love. My mom always says that the
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: love of a mother is unbeatable.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: Unbreakable, yeah. Unbreakable. You won't understand. Somebody you carry, and
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: it's crazy.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 5: Goddamn, bitch.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: Dude, there's like dusty or something. It's not dusty at all, bitch. Okay,
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: well then I'm sneezing. Why the fuck you have a problem, son?
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: I have a problem. Go ahead, continue.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: I think it sucks to see fools in situations. I
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: have a couple homies where their relationship with their mom
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: is in the best, and I'd be like, I wouldn't
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: know what to do without my mother. I wouldn't know
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: how to live life in the sense to where like,
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: Not like, oh, you're taking care of me, you wash
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: my clothes. In a sense, too, the guidance and love
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: you have, it could be a little scary.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: It's crazy because no matter what happens outside, you know
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: when you go home, your mom's going to be there.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? She'll be there for you,
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: regardless of what it is. For example, that dude that
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: killed those people, remember when he called his mom? His
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: mom was just like, fuck me, man. He knew to
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: call his mom, in a sense. Do you get what
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? It's unconditional, but obviously she doesn't know. Damn,
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: after this, I'm going to buy my mom a hell
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: of flowers, bro. Yeah, you have to understand.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 5: There's people who don't have that luxury, and they have
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 5: their moms.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: I know. No, that's what we're saying. No, no, no,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: that's what we're saying. Yeah, we're saying that, yeah, there is.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: They have like a broken relationship. There is. It's fucked up.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: Because obviously you love different because of your situation that
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: happened in life, right, Andrea?
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think so.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you love different- Definitely, yeah, I'd say so. But
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: I think the way you love is like... But I
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: think that's why you're very cautious because you're very like.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: I don't want the.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: Not tradition, but I'm saying history.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: To repeat itself. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: So that is fucked up, but it might not even
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: be the gay part, fools.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: There's fools that try to live their dreams out and
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: their mom's like, nah, you can only do this and
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: if you don't do this, then... Kind of like... high
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: school musical when Zach Efron wanted to, when Troy Bolton
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: wanted to go play, well, he wanted to sing, but
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: his dad wanted to go play basketball. Do you get
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? And then the father ended up supporting
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: him at the end. Your mom is always going to
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: be the person that supports you. And it sucks to
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: me when I see people that have fucked up relationships
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: because to me, like what you said, you wouldn't even
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: be able to begin to imagine what your life would
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: be without your mother, right?
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: They're just saying, they say, a mother is only one.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: I was never raised by my grandparents, but I have
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: a lot of homies, but they love the shit out
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: of their grandparents. But I think me, I'm going to
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: be honest, it's going to sound very fucked up. I
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: want you to take this with a grain of salt.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: But I wish I had a dad, but it doesn't
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: affect me the same like if I had a mom,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: like if I didn't have a mom.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I understand what you're saying. It's cool. Like, you know,
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: like my dad was cool, but you know, he got
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: lost in what he was lost in. But if my
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: mom was in that situation, I wouldn't know what to do, bro.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: It would probably break you. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: It probably would have broken you.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: But I think, I think, but then I guess, and
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: then the people would say like, oh, well, you need
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: a father to raise you how to be a man.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: I was like, I think if you have a pretty
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: loving mother who doesn't, because.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: My mom never enabled bullshit. That's the part that I hate.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: Because what people think is like when you're a Latino, well,
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: like when people think you're the only boy, at least
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: for me, right? People think you're the only boy, they
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: enable shit. No, I still had to learn how to wash, clean.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I maybe don't know how to build a cabinet,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: but I don't think my dad did either. I hate
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: when they say, like, you need a man to teach
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: you how to be a man. There's some women out
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: here that are more manly than some of you fucking
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: lame-ass bitch boys, you know? So it's like... Well, I
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: do think there is... But there's a fine line. But
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: you and I could speak on a different relationship than...
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: On a different sign of.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: Do you know that's going to speak on a different
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: level of being raised by a man in the household?
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, fact. There's definitely a lot more authority. 100%.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: My mom definitely let a lot more shit slide. Yeah,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: I used to be scared when my mom would get
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: mad at me, but I knew when my dad came home,
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: I knew it was up. Hey, Papa. I feel whooped
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: the fuck out of me. Papa, that never came home.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: You should have gone looking for him, dude. Oh, yeah?
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: You stupid bitch. He was the one selling me my jeans, bro.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: That's funny, bitch. That wasn't even a joke. Oh, that
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: was a joke, but it wasn't like a hurtful joke.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: The fuck? If you could say a message to my
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: dad right now. Wait, wait. I want you to... Wallahi,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: are you dead ass? Dead ass? Dead ass. Thank you
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: for giving me this man. Dead ass. Wallahi, you changed
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: my life, bro, and I love you forever for that.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: And I really wish you could have, you know, been there,
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: but I really wish I would have met you, but
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: you know, like, Different strokes with different folks, shit happens.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: Different strokes with different folks. No, no, no. I'm literally
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: not trying to be rude or something, but a lot
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: of love towards you, and thank you for you. Okay,
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: now say a funny story to him. Say a funny one?
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: A funny one. Where that shit at, boy?
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: Wait, my oldest sister did not like when I talk
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: about my dad.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, because she was really close to him.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, shut the fuck up. He was funny, dick.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: My mom's not funny at all. No type of sense
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: of humor. Not that she's a mean person, but she's
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: just not funny.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: Do you remember what was the last loving memory you
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: think you've had with your father? Is that too deep?
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: I don't remember. Is that too deep? The DJ? I
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: don't remember the last loving memory. Is he laughing? He's
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: a piece of shit. He's laughing at your loving memory?
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: He's crazy.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: No, it's just a conversation. The last loving memory. We
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: literally came from me tripping on your man to my father.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't remember. When I saw him
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: in 2018, it was pretty emotional. But I didn't, it
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: was just sad to see him be like that, like
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: live like that. You've seen him where? In TJ in
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: the streets. And I was like, yeah. I went with you? No.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: That was another time.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: A different time, yes. But I seen him one time
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: after that. And it was sad to see him, like,
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: see somebody that I knew that was, like, very outgoing to, like,
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: who were eating. It was me, Junior, Maria, and Beto. Beto,
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: still fuck you. Yeah, and he didn't want to eat.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: He was kind of embarrassed to get in the car.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: He's like, I don't want to dirty their car. Because,
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: you know, he was, like, dirty.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: And I was like, it's all right, bro. And then, yeah,
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: that's pretty much it. But, you know, well, fool, my dad...
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: He could have had it all. It's simple, fool. Drug
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: addiction won. It's simple like that. There's no in between
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: in that. What do you mean? It's not that my
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: mom loved my mom.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: Never disrespected him. She loved him unconditionally. She tried for years.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: Tried for years. Didn't care if he made less money
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: than her. Didn't care if he.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: My mom... She was ride or die type. There's no
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: ifs and ifs, but she was tolerating everything.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: I make fun of your mom and your dad a lot,
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: and I know it's like a little personal, what I'm saying,
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: but my mom, she'll tell you, that's why I lost
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: my virginity to.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: That's why I had my first baby with, that's why
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: I'm married. This is the... And this is who I'm
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: in love with. Your mother.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: My mom fell in love with her life, and she
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: was fine with them.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: Your mother... This was the first match she's ever been with?
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: Ever been with. And she stayed. Well, you just think
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: all Mexicans are whores? No, I mean, stereotypically, yeah. That's
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: very true.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 5: Yes, my mom.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: How did they meet? Growing up together on the streets.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: They were young, fool. They were like kids from the streets,
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: like in L.A.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: You don't want to be a home fool. You live
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: in a house of carton. My dad's family was really poor.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: And my mom, they lived in a house full of
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: carton of milk. So, you know, they're both rockers. So
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: they fell in love.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: That's beautiful. My mom was so in love with my dad.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: They were so secure in their relationship that my godmother,
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: my dad's ex-girlfriend when they were kids.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: Before my mom, my dad had a girlfriend. And who
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: is my godmother now?
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: Angela. Oh, wow. Shout out to my godmother.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: Beautiful lady. Shout out to Angela. And her and my
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: mom are cool as shit. And they play around so
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: much for how they play food.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: My mom was my would be like, oh, well, I
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: had him first. And my mom would be like, ah, well,
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: he gave me kids. And he did.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: He gave my mom for it. And my mom's the
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: only one. No shade to my other kids, but my
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: mom's the only one with the one baby daddy.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: So go back to the stereotypical shit. Hey! Hey!
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 5: Hey.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: What, bro? My cousins are going to fuck you up. Look,
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: all my uncles are hoes. Dead ass. What about your aunts?
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: Stamp that.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: Bro, women don't really have rights. But, you know, it's
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: one of those things, bud. My dad, essentially, my dad
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: blew a good thing. I don't whoop your cousin's ass.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: All of them. I swear to God, I'm going to
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: beat this shit up. Invite me to the next family
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: game night and I'm going to start punching for this.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: Friday night, tomorrow. Friday night. Do you want to come
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: to Halloween tomorrow? To where? Halloween party. If we could
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: bring your girl. Oh, yeah. It's family vibes. Literally all family.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: Just my tios, my tias.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: But you got to just... My family goes hard with
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: the theme. I've seen the way they're planning it out.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: The theme's active. It's like a haunted house in that bitch.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah?
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: Bring your girl. It's down the street from here. Oh,
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: it's literally down the street. It's literally down the street. Oh, yeah, no,
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: I'm down. But I mean, I think... I think that's
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: very beautiful. When are we all going to go on
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: a cajupa date? When Andrea finally fights the one. Yeah, yeah. Andrea,
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: when you decide which one is which.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 5: All right, I'll sort it out.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: Wait, Andrea, are you going to make out with this
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: fool in front of us?
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 5: No, when have I ever made out with people in
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 5: front of you guys?
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: I've seen you try, but.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 5: Never. Stop it. Please don't put me in that category.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: I think step number one, Andrea... I've seen you flirt
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: with a guy in front of his girl. What the fuck?
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 5: What the fuck? You're tripping.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: Wait, what was that?
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 5: He's talking about Phoenix? You're dumb. That was a conversation.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, I've seen that too.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 5: Taking out of context. You weren't even there. You were busy.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 5: Stop playing.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: That was one hell of a conversation though. I was like,
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: oh my God. He flipped it.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 5: He flipped it real quick in front of her too.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: That's not my fault. No, no, Andrea, you're on the record.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 5: That's not my fault.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: That's not his fault. I think that's trauma from when
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: you were a child. Don't let that. He continued. He continued.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 5: He kept it going.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: So you liked it?
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: You cracked it off. You cracked it off? I definitely
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: didn't crack it off. My dress. Can we do that
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: for you? This was much better.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 7: My eyes don't spare tears before they pour.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: And I've been thinking about you.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 7: You know, no, no.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: I've been thinking about you. You know, no, no.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 7: I've been thinking about you. Do you think about me still?
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: Do you?
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 5: Do you not think so far ahead?
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: Because I've been thinking about forever. And do you not
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: think so far ahead?
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 5: Cause I've been thinking about forever.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, ready, ready? So my name is Frank Goshen, and
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gay. Get out the car, cuz. Get out the car, cuz.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: I seen that nigga T-Rell. He ran away. No, I
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: think you're gonna see. And if I ever catch his ass,
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: I'ma smack the shit out of him in the face.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: And I'm going to kick that nigga smack to the
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: side because he doesn't know his place. I think you're
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: going to sing the, I think I don't like you.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: I just thought you were cool. I think I don't
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: like you.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 7: I just thought you were cool enough to kick kick
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 7: out of beach house.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: I can sell you an idol. Since you think I
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: don't love you, I just thought you was cool. That's
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: why I kissed you. Got a fighter jet.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 7: I don't like to fly, but no, I'm lying down
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 7: thinking about you.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. I've been thinking about you. Yo, no, no, no.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: That was a good ending, huh? Can we sing one
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: more and then we're out of here? Sure. I really
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: want to sing this one. I'm just out of that
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: space right now because I feel good, you know? I
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: feel like I'm... Yeah.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 7: Well.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: Well, these rainy days are hella sunny to me now.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: Doesn't make sense, girl. She was looking real. Oh, wait. No,
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: that's a different thing. That's a different thing. I hear
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: you talking about we a lot. Oh, you speak French, girl.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: I get it. My feelings, yeah. By the way, Adria
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: listens to a whole lot of sexual music. Yeah, the
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: Spanish shit. No, not even the Spanish shit. The English shit.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 6: What?
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: Like fucking Party Next Door. Oh, yeah. You and your sister.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: You and your sister. Do you ever see her be like,
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: where your sister at, girl? All the time. All the time.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: But Andrea's sister has been acting really brand new with her.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 2: I literally ruined her relationship.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: Really brand new, probably because she has a fucking man,
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: and it's her man that she's been with for a
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: long time. Well, she has a man. I couldn't tell
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: her my sister's baby shower. Yeah, go ahead, pussy. Yeah.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: Cut it. No. We're going to cut it.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 6: Camila.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: I don't think we're cutting that one. By the way,
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: exchange Camila dedicated to me. And I hope you know
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: Camila don't get mad at Andrea. She literally has no
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: fucking control over what's good, what's on the pod.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 5: She wants to fight me over what he says.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're lucky. Oh, you're lucky. Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 2: Why does she want to fight you? I just think
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: she has an issue with me. She needs to get
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: the fuck over it. Tell her to move on, Andrea.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: I let her go a long time ago.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: You're the one that keeps bringing her up. Stop bringing
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: her up.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 5: I think if there's a lot of tension, maybe you
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 5: need to try it out again.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. She needs to go to your house.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: If me and your sister were dating in jail, you
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: would fucking hate life.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 5: No, I wouldn't.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: She hates life now, bro.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 5: I really wouldn't. I really wouldn't. I feel like everybody
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 5: would love it. All your sisters, your mom, everybody would
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 5: support it.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: No, your sister. I just don't support it no more.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 5: Erica tells me all the time.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 2: For your sister, the psychopath. She can't come to my
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 2: house making a scene and my mom.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 5: She's not doing that anymore. She's in a different.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: The other day, I said hi, and she was like,
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 2: what the fuck, Daniel?
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: What is wrong with her? Well, you can't be calling her. No,
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't call her. I was just on the phone,
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: and I was like, hey.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 5: You're a liar. You grabbed my phone, and you called her.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 5: You FaceTimed her.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: And she's like, oh, my God, Daniel. What do you want?
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, bro, we dated 10 years ago. Let's
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: be frank. You just want to see if you still
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: have it or what? Pops. You got it, pops. Camila
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: be sick. I know when she sees me on TikTok,
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: she's like, oh, this fucking guy could have had it all. No,
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: I think the bitches I used to fuck would be
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: sick as fuck because I knew for a fact they
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: didn't think I was going to do shit with my life.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: I feel that. Fuck them whores. And now they see
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: me everywhere. It's impossible not to see me on TikTok.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: Do you have a message for little bitches? I can't
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: be talking to other girls, bro. Let me pay for them. Hey, baby,
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: I love you, baby. Hey, to Jakarta's girl, fuck you. Hey,
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: watch your mouth. Hey, to Duno's girl, fuck you. All right. Hey,
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: to Andres. Hey, to Andres, two vatos. Fuck you for two.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: Fucking lambs. Ah, for two. Andres' girl, hey, be good
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: in school. If you have all A's on your report card,
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: I will buy you something. You can get two things
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: from the candy store. We love you guys very much. Chismo, Duno,
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: and Jakarta. Jakarta's girl's a fucking piece of shit. Yeah,
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: and Duno's girl's a fucking B-word. Yeah.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: It was beautiful.