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Girls Girling: Pride (Bonus) · Like a Virgin

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Speaker 1: We should have shame as like a monthly holiday. I
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Speaker 1: celebrate shame every day in my personal life. I don't
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Speaker 1: know about you. For me, shame is three, six or
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Speaker 1: five days a year. Honey, Please never say honey like
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Speaker 1: that again. Honey. No. Actually, though, there should be Pride
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Speaker 1: month in June and then shame for the month of July,
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Speaker 1: because I feel like, honestly, with all the ship that
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Speaker 1: I do, I do need like some shame to process,
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Speaker 1: like you know what exactly happened. Shame is a very
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Speaker 1: useful emotion. Oh you found Yeah, well, shame is one
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Speaker 1: of those well okay, I guess. Like, on the one hand,
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Speaker 1: shame is kind of like a landfill emotion. On the
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Speaker 1: other hand, I think shame, like embarrassment, in a way,
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Speaker 1: is like social caution take or like a social bumper.
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Speaker 1: It's like it's the same way that like pain lets
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Speaker 1: you know to not stop doing something. Like pain is
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Speaker 1: like your body being like, don't do that, that's bad
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Speaker 1: for you. I think shame is kind of like that,
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Speaker 1: but about your behavior so you don't do it again.
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Speaker 1: But I don't think it's as like cut and dry,
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Speaker 1: because it's not always yes, because shame can be very
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Speaker 1: extremely valid, and there are things that you should to
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Speaker 1: be ashamed of, But then there's also shame that is
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Speaker 1: totally grafted onto us by society, by other people. What
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Speaker 1: have you right? For example, tonight, when I go to
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Speaker 1: a party at the Boom Hoom Room and inevitably get
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Speaker 1: monkey pocks, I will experience cham I what I don't want.
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Speaker 1: I'm not going to ask. This is not that podcast.
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Speaker 1: This is not that kind of podcast. But what we
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Speaker 1: will discuss is the Boom Boom Room. Let me tell you,
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Speaker 1: do you like or do you dislike the Boom Bom Room.
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Speaker 1: I've had fun there me too. I feel like it's
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Speaker 1: it is a completely overrated I've had fun there, and
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Speaker 1: I've also found it extremely lame. Yes, I think it's
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Speaker 1: an extremely overrated New York institution that is also iconic,
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Speaker 1: and you can't help but feel a type of way
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Speaker 1: when you're at it. The last time I was at
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Speaker 1: the Boom Bom Room was with you Um for the
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Speaker 1: after party for the out Pride dinner, at which I
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Speaker 1: had a hundred and two degree fever. Oh wait, but
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Speaker 1: do you stay for little Kim? I didn't stay for
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Speaker 1: Little Kim, but I went up briefly to the Boom
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Speaker 1: Boom Room. Wait was that the Yeah, that was the
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Speaker 1: last time I was there. I was there, I was
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Speaker 1: there some other time before that. I will say that
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Speaker 1: around there that I can't remember. That party is very
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Speaker 1: easily the best party I have ever thrown. And I
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Speaker 1: can take like a lot of credit for how well
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Speaker 1: that party went, and to the queens that I booked
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Speaker 1: to do back up for a little Kim and like,
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Speaker 1: I feel like I hauled ass, as did the out
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Speaker 1: Events team. Did you ever see content from the Madonna
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Speaker 1: party at the Boomoom Room, the one that was like
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Speaker 1: the Boom Boom Room is back. Unfortunately, I I have
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Speaker 1: that was one of what truly some of the worst
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Speaker 1: things I've ever seen in my life. And everyone knows
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Speaker 1: how much I love Madonna, but that was she should
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Speaker 1: have stayed home that night. Getting into that party was
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Speaker 1: actually the most difficult party I've ever gotten into. And
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Speaker 1: I have gotten into a lot of crazy parties, but
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Speaker 1: like that was like a labyrinth of gay nonsense. And
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Speaker 1: you know, the Boom Boom Room for those that are
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Speaker 1: the virgins at home who don't know, it's like a
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Speaker 1: truly like multiple elevators and like a labyrinth of like
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Speaker 1: halls and mirrors and staircases that kind of lead to
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Speaker 1: the same places, but it's still really difficult to navigate
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Speaker 1: sometimes if you're like you know, drunk or cooked out.
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Speaker 1: And I basically got into the party by like sneaking
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Speaker 1: in through one of like the back elevators, by following
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Speaker 1: a group of people that I thought was V I
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Speaker 1: P or whatever. But like every corner of this party
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Speaker 1: was like crammed with like B and C list like
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Speaker 1: gay celebrities or whatever. Like I was like elbow to
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Speaker 1: elbow with like Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper who were
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Speaker 1: like yanking each other by the arm to get through
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Speaker 1: this like sardines crowd of people. And like Adam Lambert
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Speaker 1: had like his like shoulder pads with like studs on them,
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Speaker 1: like muscling through this like crowd of Madonna fagets. And
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Speaker 1: let me tell you you probably know this already. Madonna
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Speaker 1: fans are the worst class of people. That's you know,
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Speaker 1: we're speaking of people who stand pop stars. I think
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Speaker 1: it's very hard to call any of them the worst. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: that's true, that's that's sure. It's like Madonna stands are
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Speaker 1: like I would say generally like in the context you're
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Speaker 1: talking about like a sort of older white man, white
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Speaker 1: gay man. Oh yeah, I get what you're saying, but
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Speaker 1: I think there are you know, worse stands out there,
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Speaker 1: and yeah, true, true, true, there are you know. It
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Speaker 1: was it was too flippant to say the worst. There
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Speaker 1: are so many stand bases um to take that title.
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Speaker 1: But um, Madonna, you know, obviously she did like I
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Speaker 1: think four songs which were actually like she was great,
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Speaker 1: but like after her performance, she was like, Okay, I'm
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Speaker 1: gonna bring up my friend Zachary Quinto and we're gonna
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Speaker 1: raise some money for LGBTQ homeless youth. It's like two
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Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning and this this venue is like,
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Speaker 1: I mean, the booming Room is like so so illegally
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Speaker 1: packed with like Madonna bags that are like coked out
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Speaker 1: of their minds and have been waiting for hours for
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Speaker 1: Madonna and don't want to be there for the fundraising portion.
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Speaker 1: It was insane. The thing about Madonna is that Madonna
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Speaker 1: does still think it is at the at the latest
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Speaker 1: two thousand three, maybe a dozen six, So that is
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Speaker 1: that is truly the setting of any um, you know,
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Speaker 1: interaction with her I have also had my own Pride
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Speaker 1: experiences with Madonna positive So is this turning into a
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Speaker 1: Madonna episode? I mean, it's Pride, after all, it is Pride.
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Speaker 1: So the fiftieth anniversary of Stonewall, you know, Pride fifty,
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Speaker 1: I interviewed Madonna for out and that was crazy to
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Speaker 1: talk to Madonna for ten minutes and then saw her.
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Speaker 1: It was the first time I'd ever seen her live.
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Speaker 1: Saw her concert after when she performed at the Pier
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Speaker 1: Um truly incredible. She did four songs and it was amazing. UM.
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Speaker 1: And then I saw her again that year when she
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Speaker 1: was touring. Um, madam X. I love Madonna. I don't
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Speaker 1: love Pride as much, you know, I guess because we
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Speaker 1: are people whose works Center's queerness three sixty five days
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Speaker 1: a year, twelve months, fifty two weeks, and by the
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Speaker 1: time that this month rolls around every year, it's exhausting.
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Speaker 1: We also, both you know, have worked places where we
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Speaker 1: had to lean into the very you know, like corporate ties,
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Speaker 1: Hello fellow gays. Kind of pride. We have cynical outlook
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Speaker 1: on the state of pride and LGBTQ and LGBTQ media
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Speaker 1: in general. I think, I mean I haven't. I haven't
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Speaker 1: not worked during Pride since I was I don't know,
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Speaker 1: like twenty four saying maybe, you know, like my whole
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Speaker 1: adult life, Pride has been a thing where I was
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Speaker 1: either working parties, working as a journalist, working as like
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Speaker 1: a corporate queer. And then this year even we're still
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Speaker 1: kind of working during Pride because we're making this podcast
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Speaker 1: and we're doing our show in New York. So I
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Speaker 1: mean it's great because, like, you know, the girls get
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Speaker 1: their coins during Pride and that's fab. But also it's
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Speaker 1: just not something that I care about or have any
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Speaker 1: real stakes in. It's just like we are, you know,
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Speaker 1: cynical queers who know that this is a good time
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Speaker 1: to get like attention and money because it's unfortunately the
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Speaker 1: only time of the year that you know, culture at
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Speaker 1: large is willing to give us those things. Yeah, And
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Speaker 1: I feel like that the way you feel is kind
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Speaker 1: of how a lot of people feel, right Like, I
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Speaker 1: think that there's just like a cultural exhaustion around the
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Speaker 1: Pride industrial complex, and like, you know, the June one memes,
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Speaker 1: like we see it in that right Like, but I
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Speaker 1: I don't know, it kind of bums me out sometimes
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Speaker 1: because capitalism really has ruined it for every on like
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Speaker 1: capitalism and police and all the other things that make
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Speaker 1: pride something very icky, and it doesn't feel like it
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Speaker 1: belongs to us anymore. But like, really like pride in
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Speaker 1: its best form or the best version of pride is
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Speaker 1: like when you do it on your own, and it
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Speaker 1: has nothing to do with like the parties you go
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Speaker 1: to or the programming that you figure out, or like,
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Speaker 1: you know, the coin that you make. It's about finding
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Speaker 1: excuses to take off work. That's literally, it's just like
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Speaker 1: figuring out how to avoid work and doing something dumb
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Speaker 1: and gay and slutty instead. I do feel kind of
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Speaker 1: haunted by pride, and there was actually a summer where
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Speaker 1: I was hunted by Pride. One summer that I spent
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Speaker 1: in Europe. I was traveling a bunch and every city
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Speaker 1: I went to, it would be Pride in that city
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Speaker 1: that weekend. And I had left New York at the
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Speaker 1: end of June, so I left Pride and then went
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Speaker 1: to Europe, and like every new city I went to,
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Speaker 1: they were like, oh, this weekend is our big Pride Pride,
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Speaker 1: And I was like, no, I'm being punch across across
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Speaker 1: the continent by Pride international haunting this and people would
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Speaker 1: be like, do you want to go do a Pride
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Speaker 1: thing this weekend? It's like, please, no, don't take me
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Speaker 1: to a club and give me some speed. Oh my god.
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Speaker 1: I I mean I love International Prides. I've been to
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Speaker 1: a lot of different kinds of prides. I unfortunately the
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Speaker 1: opposite of you, I slash. I'm like the opposite of everyone.
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Speaker 1: Like I really love Pride and I are disgusting. I
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Speaker 1: love this month and it enlivens me and makes me happy.
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Speaker 1: I do, yes, love this month. Yes, because babe, like
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Speaker 1: you're so pure, friend, But this is what I'm saying.
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Speaker 1: I don't love the month because I'm gonna go to
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Speaker 1: the fucking parade, you know what I mean. Like I
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Speaker 1: don't love this month because like I'm gonna go to
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Speaker 1: thinking Harry's shaving companies like Cocktail Party or whatever, you
10:50
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like we're like we're like cock sucking,
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Speaker 1: you know, Like I don't care about the Spahn con.
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Speaker 1: Like I'm telling you that when I'll give you a
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Speaker 1: cocktail when the clock strikes June one, I will not
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Speaker 1: do anything that I don't want to do, period, Like
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Speaker 1: I will not do it, and that I think is
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Speaker 1: the mentality that everyone should have around this month because
11:18
Speaker 1: you know, it depends on what your job looks like,
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Speaker 1: but like you really can maneuver your way into like
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Speaker 1: really not doing things that you don't want to do,
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Speaker 1: you know. And I want to validate that because we
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Speaker 1: have had to have some annoying conversations with people this month,
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Speaker 1: and I love that you're taking no ship from straight people.
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Speaker 1: Attitude is on a thousand this month, and it is
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Speaker 1: great because I like, I have, you know, sort of
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Speaker 1: like a low level um like apathy about all things
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Speaker 1: three six or five days a year. Um, but you,
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Speaker 1: I think, especially during this month, just absolutely we have
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Speaker 1: no time for this had her own nonsense. No. I
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Speaker 1: love that I have gotten to benefit from the roses
12:07
Speaker 1: referring to a very specific incident that we can't talk
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Speaker 1: about on the camera, but um, I did choose someone
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Speaker 1: out recently. Well, we're only on camera for each other,
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Speaker 1: We're not on camera for the listeners. Look, look, mama,
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Speaker 1: I come camera. We are camera ready. You look stunning.
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Speaker 1: You have beautiful blonde hair, luscious locks. The virgins should
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Speaker 1: know you like You're You're back to blonde baby, and
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Speaker 1: you need to stay. The color did not change at all.
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Speaker 1: I just got a trim and a blowout. I know,
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Speaker 1: but it looks just that my hair looks disgusting all
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Speaker 1: the time. Wait, do you want to know, but your
12:40
Speaker 1: hair looks more blonde? Do you want to know why
12:43
Speaker 1: I got my hair trimmed? Why? Because yes, cover they
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Speaker 1: come yes, no, um, but still sex related. Yesterday I
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Speaker 1: was hooking up with someone and they very sexily were like,
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Speaker 1: I love your hair, like you know, the blonde is
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Speaker 1: so hot um, and then went to tenderly um you know, uh,
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Speaker 1: run their fingers through my hair and couldn't because it
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Speaker 1: was so tangled and dry and nodded at the ends,
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Speaker 1: and I thought, well, I'm getting a haircut tomorrow. Wow,
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Speaker 1: that's that's pretty. Did he notice or were you able to? Like?
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Speaker 1: Kind of he kind of like? Um, he was nice.
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Speaker 1: He didn't recoil, He did not recoil. He you know,
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Speaker 1: um gracefully pulled out my hair um, and did not
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Speaker 1: try that move again. Um. But it was a nice
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Speaker 1: You know, sometimes sometimes the universe calls you in and says, honey,
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Speaker 1: it's time, it's time. So do you have like a
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Speaker 1: favorite pride memory? Yeah, I was actually just talking to
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Speaker 1: our friends Coco and Mars about this. Um. I my
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Speaker 1: first year in New York. I you know, didn't really
14:23
Speaker 1: think I was going to live in New York. I
14:24
Speaker 1: thought I was going to just be here for a
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Speaker 1: graduate certificate program and then like you know, moved to
14:29
Speaker 1: the mountains or some ship. And I experienced basically my
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Speaker 1: first like big city pride and had never seen so
14:39
Speaker 1: many queer people in my life. And that was the
14:41
Speaker 1: year that Domo was struck down, and so Pride was
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Speaker 1: particularly lovely. And that was also the year that Gaga
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Speaker 1: gave a surprise speech at the New York like opening
14:51
Speaker 1: rally or whatever. And I remember lining up like waiting
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Speaker 1: and since like noon to go see Gaga speak because
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Speaker 1: I had literally never seen a celebrity before in my
15:00
Speaker 1: entire life. And her speech was beautiful. By the way,
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Speaker 1: it made me cry. It's like on YouTube somewhere, but
15:05
Speaker 1: she talked about I hate that I'm recounting this, but
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Speaker 1: it really was beautiful. She talked about how she said
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Speaker 1: love winds No, I mean that too, but she said, um.
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Speaker 1: She was like, you know a lot of people like
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Speaker 1: to say to me, Gaga, I knew you when like
15:21
Speaker 1: I knew you when you were, you know, playing at
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Speaker 1: piano dive bars, and like I knew you when you
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Speaker 1: had like you know, no social media followers or whatever
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Speaker 1: she was saying. And she was like, and now I
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Speaker 1: get to say to you, I knew you when you
15:37
Speaker 1: didn't have rights in this country, and like I knew
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Speaker 1: you when you couldn't get married, and like, like it
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Speaker 1: was it was really beautiful. She She's delivered in a
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Speaker 1: much better way that I'm doing. Um, and then she
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Speaker 1: like transitioned. She was like, um, I would like to
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Speaker 1: think Mark who does my hair, and I would like
15:55
Speaker 1: to thank John who does my makeup. And it's like
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Speaker 1: she was just thinking all of her gay friends is
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Speaker 1: so beautiful. And then she's saying the Star Spangled banner,
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Speaker 1: but instead of saying that flag was still there, she
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Speaker 1: said that Pride flag was still and she pulled out
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Speaker 1: a bride flag. Um, anyways, we are really discovering that
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Speaker 1: friend is like a yes, God, no, like a chase.
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Speaker 1: It's literally it's literally the only time I've gone into
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Speaker 1: gone to like you know, a sanctioned rally or whatever.
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Speaker 1: But like you have to know that, like I was
16:29
Speaker 1: coming here from corn fields in Indiana. I was coming
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Speaker 1: from a place where you could scroll grew then you
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Speaker 1: got corn Holds and Williamsburg. I wish I was coming
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Speaker 1: from a place where you could scroll through the entire
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Speaker 1: Grinder roll in like two minutes. And that was all
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Speaker 1: the gay people in your like you know, square my radius,
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Speaker 1: like all the people grinder on grinder, you know what
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Speaker 1: I mean. And I just like, I had just felt
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Speaker 1: so overwhelmed by that feeling of being surrounded by queerness.
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Speaker 1: And the next day I accidentally her into the Dike March,
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Speaker 1: and Edie Windsor was like, is the moment the moment
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Speaker 1: if you also do love the Drag March, which is oh,
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Speaker 1: I've never seen that. Actually, march is great. It starts
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Speaker 1: in the East Village in Tompkins Square Park. I believe
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Speaker 1: um and and that stonewall and everyone sings over the rainbow.
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Speaker 1: Of course, that's very sweet. Although I had a really
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Speaker 1: horrible dysphoric experience the last time I went to the
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Speaker 1: Drag March. Oh no, I'm sorry, that sucks. Well. It
17:32
Speaker 1: was the year that Pearl put me in drag for
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Speaker 1: her YouTube channel. Oh god, that would make me feel insane,
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Speaker 1: and it was really cool. But then I went to
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Speaker 1: the Drag March and just felt like everyone thought I
17:50
Speaker 1: was a drag queen and that I was a dude,
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Speaker 1: and it was like the most psychotic I've ever felt
17:57
Speaker 1: in public. It was really crazy. See. And then I
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Speaker 1: went to a lady fag party afterwards and my friend
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Speaker 1: and I were like, we can't deal with this right
18:06
Speaker 1: now and went back to his apartment and just railed
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Speaker 1: a lot of ketamine. Oh that's nice. So that was
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Speaker 1: not my favorite Pride memory. Oh um. At the Dike March,
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Speaker 1: there was like a surprise. Basically. I was like, I
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Speaker 1: wandered out of an hnm into the Dike March on accident,
18:24
Speaker 1: and I was kind of a metaphor it really is,
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Speaker 1: it really is. And I was like, what is the spirit? Like,
18:30
Speaker 1: you know, just like lesbians like drumming with their tops
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Speaker 1: off and I'm like, wow, I'm home, mama. And then
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Speaker 1: there were these saundered out of a and m into
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Speaker 1: the Dike March. So beautiful. That should be on Love Victor.
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Speaker 1: And there were all these lesbians holding up this huge
18:45
Speaker 1: Dike March banner and they lifted up the banner and
18:49
Speaker 1: from underneath the banner crawls out, you know, five ft
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Speaker 1: five Eady Windsor back when she was alive the year
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Speaker 1: that Dolma was struck down. So she is the literal
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Speaker 1: superhero of this moment. It And she comes out from
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Speaker 1: under the banner and she's wearing a T shirt that
19:03
Speaker 1: says nobody knows I'm a lesbian, And I was just
19:06
Speaker 1: immediately started crying. Like I just looked at her. I
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Speaker 1: was brought to tears. And that was like a really
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Speaker 1: crystallizing moment. Like that weekend, I was just like, I've
19:15
Speaker 1: never experienced so many kind of like queer magical things
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Speaker 1: in a row. There was more that happened that weekend,
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Speaker 1: and I just kind of got addicted to that feeling,
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Speaker 1: I guess. But like I mean, obviously those things were
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Speaker 1: like very pride e but like pride sanctioned events aside,
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Speaker 1: like that magic happens all the time. Um, a horrible
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Speaker 1: pride memory that I have. Well, this is actually kind
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Speaker 1: of dark, but it's also was. I was writing about
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Speaker 1: it yesterday and infuriated me. Um. Remember the year that
19:41
Speaker 1: Nick Jonas was like gay bating out the wazoo, So
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Speaker 1: that was also the year which you support I mean,
19:51
Speaker 1: his thighs were incredible. Um, there's actually a BuzzFeed video
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Speaker 1: of him reading a tweet of mine about his thighs.
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Speaker 1: But this is, unfortunately the year of the Pulse nightclub shooting,
20:03
Speaker 1: and he came to the fucking vigil in New York
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Speaker 1: for Pulse and gave us speech and I was like,
20:12
Speaker 1: that was It was so disgusting. And I remember being
20:15
Speaker 1: in the crowd and being like, what the fuck is happening?
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Speaker 1: And everyone in the crowd was confused. But that just
20:20
Speaker 1: goes to show it's like girls, like celebrities, like get
20:24
Speaker 1: your ship together, like what are you doing? Like know
20:26
Speaker 1: what space is yours? And what isn't you know? I
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Speaker 1: think that my favorite Pride memory. I mean, I'm sure
20:34
Speaker 1: there's some like more ephemeral moments that are maybe like truer,
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Speaker 1: but I do think that watched so Um one year
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Speaker 1: I threw when I was still working in nightlife, I
20:48
Speaker 1: threw this Pride rave called Oasis, and um, Charlene performed
20:54
Speaker 1: because she was kind of like our She was like
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Speaker 1: the settine of our parties, like Allah Mulah rouge, and
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Speaker 1: she took her first shot of estrogen when she started
21:06
Speaker 1: transitioning on stage at this rave full of like a
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Speaker 1: thousand people did. Yeah, I didn't know that. While she
21:15
Speaker 1: while she performed Fruit by Marina I love Fruit and
21:22
Speaker 1: it was like, truly one of the most transcendent communal
21:29
Speaker 1: experiences I've ever had. I started sobbing. It was like incandescent.
21:37
Speaker 1: It was amazing. Also, one year threw a party where
21:40
Speaker 1: we had drag queen mud wrestling, which was pretty fun.
21:45
Speaker 1: That's fun in New York. That was a good Pride Yeah, wow,
21:48
Speaker 1: I love that chick. It was very messy. I have
21:51
Speaker 1: so many good memories of like going to Rease. I'm
21:53
Speaker 1: going to Rease this Sunday, skipping all the Pride things,
21:57
Speaker 1: all the marches, like couldn't be me. I'm going to
21:59
Speaker 1: go to the beach. Let's go to the beach. Beach
22:02
Speaker 1: each let's go get away. I never want to go
22:04
Speaker 1: to Reese again. Ever. I hate it. What, Yeah, I
22:08
Speaker 1: want to go to a nice beach. Ah rees is
22:13
Speaker 1: the best beach in the world. No, it's not. It's
22:16
Speaker 1: really not, just because it's covered in garbage in the
22:19
Speaker 1: in the water looks like sewage, like what and it
22:21
Speaker 1: takes like seven hours to get to Yeah, so what's
22:26
Speaker 1: but that's what you might as well just go to
22:28
Speaker 1: Fire Island. It takes the same amount of time. It
22:31
Speaker 1: doesn't take the same amount of time, first of all.
22:32
Speaker 1: Second of all, I mean the Fire Island beaches are amazing,
22:35
Speaker 1: but the experience of Fire Island is kind of horrible
22:39
Speaker 1: compared to like Reese. I feel like, just just we're
22:43
Speaker 1: different girls, and wow, really I feel like Reese is
22:47
Speaker 1: like crunchy queer core, like I've never seen so many
22:49
Speaker 1: top surgery cars like and I like that part of it,
22:53
Speaker 1: but like it's just the whole Like Reese is giving
22:57
Speaker 1: like Queer Exchange Facebook group vibes, and that is not
23:02
Speaker 1: that is kind of the vibe. But I don't know,
23:06
Speaker 1: I just think it's so brief. Speach is someone posting
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Speaker 1: I have half a Margarita pizza in my fridge, does
23:11
Speaker 1: anyone want it? And the first comment is a gluten
23:14
Speaker 1: freeze that is exactly it, which is an actual post
23:19
Speaker 1: that I've seen on Queer Exchange. Is it really? Yes?
23:24
Speaker 1: One time I saw not on Queer Exchange, but one
23:26
Speaker 1: sometime I saw a post on Facebook that was like,
23:28
Speaker 1: does any want to come over and help me eat
23:30
Speaker 1: this gluten free brownie? Penis that I have from a
23:33
Speaker 1: bachelorette party and it was like the biggest, ugliest, gnarliest
23:38
Speaker 1: looking penis made of brownie mix that I had ever
23:42
Speaker 1: seen in my entire life. Okay, well, let's wrap up
23:58
Speaker 1: our final Pride Phone this episode by looking back on
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Speaker 1: this Pride season, which has both flown by and dragged on,
24:07
Speaker 1: and let's do this housewives style, or, as producer Phoebe said,
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Speaker 1: queer commune style, queer commune house meeting style, queer commune
24:15
Speaker 1: nose meaning yeah, is there something we can hold to
24:18
Speaker 1: show who's supposed to be speaking? Dildo we pass around? Well,
24:24
Speaker 1: I actually hold on one second, I'll get your Rose
24:26
Speaker 1: Cords dildo. I'll go get my Just kidding, I don't
24:29
Speaker 1: have one. I have a little bottle of the lube,
24:32
Speaker 1: the Dakota Johnson lube I actually had drying in my
24:36
Speaker 1: in my sink, my my crystal butt plug which I
24:39
Speaker 1: used yesterday that's very stunning, um, and which I cleaned
24:43
Speaker 1: off after I used to clean your sex toys. Very
24:46
Speaker 1: smart um. So I'm holding it. So I'm what we're
24:51
Speaker 1: now going to reveal to each other is our rose
24:54
Speaker 1: which is appropriate because my dildo, my Crystal Dildo has
24:57
Speaker 1: a rose on the end. Um complimented. But I'm not
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Speaker 1: allowed to speak our rose and our thorn of Pride season.
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Speaker 1: So here's mine. My rose of Pride season is that
25:13
Speaker 1: I got a literary agent and and making really great
25:17
Speaker 1: progress in my book, which is like not Pride related
25:21
Speaker 1: or anything, but like whatever it is, what it is.
25:24
Speaker 1: The and the thorn of my Pride season is I
25:30
Speaker 1: could do my rose and then come back to you. Okay, yeah, okay,
25:32
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm handing you the plug. Um, so now
25:37
Speaker 1: you tell me what the rose of your Pride season? Okay, Well,
25:41
Speaker 1: first of all, I feel like you know, you said, oh,
25:45
Speaker 1: that's not Pride related, but it is. That's the thing.
25:48
Speaker 1: It's like, if you're doing something for yourself, that's pride. Right.
25:53
Speaker 1: Also because probably if and when I sell it, I'm
25:55
Speaker 1: sure they'll give it a Pride release date. No, really
25:58
Speaker 1: like it'll be coming out June to money or something. God,
26:01
Speaker 1: that's probably true. I mean maybe not. Actually, Detransition Baby
26:04
Speaker 1: didn't come out um during Pride, I don't think um,
26:07
Speaker 1: So that's I mean it is. Unfortunately, yeah, there are
26:11
Speaker 1: no other trans novels like, I mean, no I mean
26:14
Speaker 1: there's like what Nevada and like that never did not
26:16
Speaker 1: get anywhere near as close in popularity as like Detransition
26:20
Speaker 1: maybe although the Republication maybe, I don't know. Um. Anyways,
26:24
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, for me, pride is we
26:29
Speaker 1: all have this icky memory association with ugly asked rainbows. Yes,
26:34
Speaker 1: the rainbow is ugly, and we are admitting that here
26:36
Speaker 1: on this podcast, and the updated rainbow is even uglier,
26:39
Speaker 1: and like, I don't know, we can be as cynical
26:42
Speaker 1: as we want. But like, for me, like the things
26:44
Speaker 1: that defined pride and my rose for pride was seeing
26:50
Speaker 1: Hole picks Um, which is Mother Teresa's drag show here
26:54
Speaker 1: in New York where she curates just an exquisite panel
27:00
Speaker 1: of drag talent, and the show is a true like
27:05
Speaker 1: piece of theater, like all of the songs bleed into
27:08
Speaker 1: each other. There's no time between songs. They're like little
27:11
Speaker 1: sketches throughout. There's an overture, but she calls in an
27:15
Speaker 1: overture and she'll just like play a song, like she'll
27:18
Speaker 1: like blast a Sophie song and you'll sit there and
27:20
Speaker 1: wait and then the drag will start or whatever. Um.
27:23
Speaker 1: But it was like one of the best drag performances
27:25
Speaker 1: I've ever seen. Props everyone that was involved in that show.
27:28
Speaker 1: And then afterwards just like hanging out with everyone ordering
27:31
Speaker 1: chicken sandwiches. I did katamine with my ex and then
27:35
Speaker 1: like smoking cigarettes and talking to everybody. And at the
27:38
Speaker 1: end of the night, it was like two am and
27:39
Speaker 1: I like never go home that late ever, And my
27:41
Speaker 1: friend Cheeky was like, oh, do you want to like
27:44
Speaker 1: bike home together because we both had to get city
27:47
Speaker 1: bikes and bike home, and like it was a full moon,
27:50
Speaker 1: and I like lit up a joint and we just
27:53
Speaker 1: like biked down the empty streets of Brooklyn on the
27:56
Speaker 1: way home together just talking about like how much we
28:00
Speaker 1: love Drag and how good that show was and like,
28:03
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's so like cinematic and beautiful and
28:05
Speaker 1: like I don't know, moments like that like just like
28:08
Speaker 1: make me so happy. Like literally, like the stuff of
28:11
Speaker 1: life is like all that you need. During Pride season, honey, uh,
28:17
Speaker 1: that that sounds lovely. We need thorns, Okay, So my
28:21
Speaker 1: thorn this Pride season has been well that thing that
28:25
Speaker 1: we can't talk about on the mic, that thing that
28:27
Speaker 1: we can't talk about. But if I'm being sappy my thorn.
28:33
Speaker 1: This Pride season was being so far away from you
28:36
Speaker 1: all month. But that's why these special Pride Bonus catchup
28:42
Speaker 1: episodes have been so nice because it's an extra you know,
28:46
Speaker 1: um court appointed time that I get to see your
28:50
Speaker 1: face every week. It is has been really nice to
28:54
Speaker 1: to show up and just catch up and key. But
28:57
Speaker 1: also I'm so glad I get to see your face.
28:59
Speaker 1: I r L so soon. Wait then, on the day
29:02
Speaker 1: that this podcast is being released, I will be in
29:04
Speaker 1: your arms. Yes that's true. Okay, what is I'm throwing
29:08
Speaker 1: the dildo the butt plug in your face? Um, I
29:14
Speaker 1: haven't had that much sex. To be honest, I should
29:18
Speaker 1: probably say, oh, it's been so sad not seeing you
29:21
Speaker 1: two Rose, but that would kind of feel like, you know,
29:23
Speaker 1: kind of cheap, but that I wouldn't. I would not
29:26
Speaker 1: accept it. I feel like you would. I feel like
29:28
Speaker 1: I mean, but that that is true, Like it has
29:29
Speaker 1: been really shitty to be far away from you, because
29:32
Speaker 1: like Ashes here and so like. Otherwise it would be
29:34
Speaker 1: like I'm so far away from you and Ash oh
29:36
Speaker 1: and Channi's here too. Um, but it's so it's just you.
29:40
Speaker 1: You're You're literally all alone. I know I'm aware soon
29:44
Speaker 1: you will not be. Um, I guess yeah. My thorn
29:48
Speaker 1: is that I haven't really had that much sex, and
29:50
Speaker 1: I kind of thought I was going to come here
29:52
Speaker 1: and like clean up, But I'm having sex tomorrow. Um. Well,
29:56
Speaker 1: I'm very excited about that for you. And thank you
29:59
Speaker 1: everyone for listening to all of our Pride Bonus episodes.
30:02
Speaker 1: And as we said the day this airs, as you
30:07
Speaker 1: are listening right now, if it is still Tuesday, j
30:11
Speaker 1: tonight is our first ever live show, Like a Virgin
30:14
Speaker 1: live at three dollar Bill in Brooklyn. Tickets are probably
30:18
Speaker 1: still available. We have merch. We have a merch. Oh
30:22
Speaker 1: my god, we revealed it online. We have three crazy,
30:25
Speaker 1: sexy cool hats that you can buy exclusively at our
30:29
Speaker 1: live show. You do not want to miss it, so
30:31
Speaker 1: if you want more information, if you want to buy tickets, um,
30:35
Speaker 1: please buy them in advance because they are cheaper in
30:37
Speaker 1: advance than they are at the door. You can go
30:39
Speaker 1: to either of our instagrams, or you can go to
30:43
Speaker 1: our burner insta at Like a Virgin and follow the
30:48
Speaker 1: link to buy tickets and come see us. It's gonna
30:50
Speaker 1: be so much fun see you there. Thank you so much,
31:01
Speaker 1: to our producer Phoebe unter Light of our life, fire
31:05
Speaker 1: of our loins, and to our whole team. At my heart,
31:10
Speaker 1: happy pride, Happy pride. You can't break, so you can't
31:14
Speaker 1: break your cock outside, but you went that outside, release
31:24
Speaker 1: your academy,