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Pirates in Etheros Episode 60 - Debts Paid by Combat · Chaotically Balanced

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• 0:42
  SPEAKER_01: Welcome, fellow adventurers, nerds, and neurodivergents.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_01: Sit back, stay hydrated, and prepare yourselves for tonight's adventure.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_01: Last we left off,
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_01: secondhand souls continued investigating the basement of their newly,
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_01: tenuously acquired building.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_01: They continued investigating the basement and turned their attention to
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_01: the inactive arcane crystal that was set in some kind of apparatus on the floor.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_01: There was an inscription around the base of the apparatus along with
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_01: an etched inscription around the base of the broken stone slab.
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  SPEAKER_01: They also found a channel running from the crystal's apparatus to
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  SPEAKER_01: the broken stone slab and up the side.
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  SPEAKER_01: They contemplated what they found for a bit before trying to leave.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_01: This triggered a trap, and the two broken statues came to life.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_01: At about this time, Gay Alverna passed out for some unknown reason.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_01: They worked to protect her while taking down the animated statues.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_01: Upon the statue's destruction, a spirit was released from each one and continued the assault.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_01: After putting these spirits to rest,
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_01: they all heard a loud click and thud as the hatch sprung open.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_01: They each rushed up the ladder before it could close them in again.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_01: Gael Verna awoke around this time after being slapped by and was startled.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_01: After being slapped by Lala and was startled.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_01: They questioned her,
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  SPEAKER_01: explored the upstairs briefly,
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  SPEAKER_01: then went back to Obscure Ivory and Company for the evening.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_01: They also additionally gained a level up.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_01: So now everyone is level 11.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_01: You guys had spent the evening
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_01: with some merriment, eating some refreshments.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_01: Kind of just walking back.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_01: You ran into the two Goliaths as well as you were walking back
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_01: and they were just kind of standing guard.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_01: At this time, Kaida comes in with Poppy.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_01: She kind of shoves Poppy in through the door and Iris,
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_01: and they kind of just stand at the front and chill out,
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_01: making sure to keep Iris away from Thesson.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_01: You all were given...
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_01: Simple, but passable rooms for the evening here.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_01: And if there's anything between dinner and the evening dress that you would like
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_01: to do, we can go through that now, or we can just move on to the next morning.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_00: I personally don't have anything for the rest of this evening.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_03: I'm all good.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_03: If I did, I don't remember.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_03: All good.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_01: The evening passes without much commotion.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_01: You all wake up the next morning, come down a very sketchy set of wooden stairs.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_01: Like, if you've ever gone up old wooden stairs, just the sketchiest wooden stairs.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_01: The railing kind of wiggles as you hold onto it.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_01: One of the stairs creaks a little bit too much.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_01: Couple of steps,
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_01: a few from the bottom are broken,
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_01: you kind of have to leap down to the next step before you get down there.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_01: So you guys come down the stairs, you're like, you know, all over here, I'll say.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_01: I'd say, Wakim,
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_01: unless you perpetually keep a shadow up while you sleep,
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_01: would you have your shadow up still in the morning?
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_01: Dismissed.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_01: There's a lot of noise coming through your mic every time you do the push to talk.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know why.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's...
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_01: Hold on.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_00: Does that help?
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_01: Let's try again.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_01: Try to push to talk to speak again.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_00: Testing.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_01: That's better.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_00: I think it was the fan that I had next near me.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_00: That's odd.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_01: But that's fine.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_03: Is mine working now?
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, was yours not working?
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_03: No, I was trying to check in before I say I was good, but nobody was hearing me.
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't even see the green registering, so.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_01: That's odd.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_01: You're good.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_01: You see Miss Verna come out with a bunch of little automatons.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_01: Ah!
• 5:29
  SPEAKER_01: You're awake!
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_01: How is the evening's rest for you all?
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I did.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_00: I think your accommodations just need a little bit of work, but that's fine.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_00: This is fine.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_00: I'm rested.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, We'll try to make some upgrades as we are helped by both your patronage
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_01: and your business.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_01: Hopefully that will help others come to us as well.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_01: I have some breakfast brought out for you all.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_01: And the automatons rush up with like less stale smelling coffee than yesterday.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_01: And some fresher bread.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_01: And like basic meats and eggs and whatnot.
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_00: Does it still crack?
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_00: Does the bread crack?
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_00: There's actually some gift to it.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_00: Joaquin will do a test bite.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_01: It's a little dry, but it's still, it's better than the bread yesterday.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_00: Nowhere to go but up.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_00: So, and he'll, uh, and I don't know.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_00: Have some honey butter with it.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, thank you.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_00: I will definitely take some honey butter.
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_00: Is there anything to drink other than partially stale coffee?
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_01: We have some water?
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_00: If you want an
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_01: alcoholic beverage, I can give you that.
• 7:07
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, now you're talking to my alley.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_00: That's him.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_00: It's too early for me.
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_00: But I will have some water.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_00: Turtle Man, drinks are all you enjoy yourself.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, I'm...
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_03: It's better than the mysterious, stale coffee.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, if it's...
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_03: What time do you guys brew your coffee if it's morning, but yet it's still stale?
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_01: I actually know when this coffee was brewed today.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_01: The automatons take care of that.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_01: You see there's a broken-down automaton in the corner.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_01: It's just kind of... Two other ones just kind of bang into each other.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's...
• 7:44
  SPEAKER_01: They need some help sometimes.
• 7:47
  SPEAKER_02: They're special.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_02: It's okay.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_01: One without a head rolls up to you,
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_01: Reanor, next to you, bangs in the table a little bit, and then holds out a folder.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_02: I'll take the folder and then like pat its hands.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_02: Good little automaton.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_01: In the folder is agreement of some kind.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_01: The agreement is between Obscure Ivory and Company and Secondhand Souls.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_01: It is
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_01: Lease agreement, commercial tenancy agreement.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_01: For your services of ridding the building that you're going to lease
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_01: of evil spirits, the security deposit is waived.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_01: And as if you were to end the tenancy,
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_01: the security deposit would be given to you at that amount given in the agreement.
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_01: Rent is covered in here.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_02: Question.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_02: What is the ethical code of operating a guild?
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_01: You're not sure.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_01: Because there's no guild authority over here.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_01: The current guild authority has gone through leadership changes.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_01: Because you guys were accused of two coups.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_00: But we cleared ourselves of that, didn't we?
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_01: With the Keldesian Council, you did.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_00: But we're not in Keldes anymore.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_01: You are in Keldes.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, so then...
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_01: But there's no...
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_01: There is no governing ethical code that is agreed upon between guilds currently
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_01: because the largest guild was the Onyx Accord.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, don't they have their own bylaws they could provide?
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_00: Apparently not.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_03: Sounds like bitch behavior, motherless behavior.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, maybe we can fix that.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_00: But we have to... Has that agreement been signed already?
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_00: Or are you about to sign that?
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_00: Because we got some work to do.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_00: Then I guess we got to clear this place of evil spirits.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, any money...
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_03: I did.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_03: You're welcome.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_03: You used our blood.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_00: Is that it?
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I see how it is.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_03: You bring three ingredients to the picnic and suddenly you made the buffet.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like I should have taken an Adderall to read this.
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you didn't have to read it right now.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_02: I have questions.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_02: It can't be signed.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to ask Gay Elvira.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_01: Verna.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_02: No, Gay Elvira.
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_02: There you go.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_02: Um...
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_02: What the, where was it?
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_02: The ethical code of operating a guild and where that's written down so I can see it.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_01: We don't have one, so it's not applicable.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_02: Then I would like that removed from the lease.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_01: But it says, if applicable.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_01: So it cannot be removed.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_02: But it can.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_02: Because you wrote it.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_01: No, he wrote it.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_02: Who?
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_01: She's pointing to the headless automaton.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_02: Well, then you can have him change it because he works for you.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_02: So that should be removed.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_02: You can just say illegal.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_03: Our guild bylaws clearly state that we do not sign documents written by headless automatons.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_03: Then the fine print.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_02: When does this have to be signed by?
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_01: Just has to be signed before you take ownership of the tenancy of the premises across the way.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_01: I can have it a draft adjusted.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, do that.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_01: If you so desire.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_01: And she waves her hand at the automaton.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_01: He kind of just bangs into a couple stuff as he goes away.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_01: Is there anything else you all are doing during this time?
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_00: Again, I'm just I guess I would ask the proprietor here.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_00: Did we fulfill the requirements for this contract here?
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, have we quote-unquote vanquished all these spirits?
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, was downstairs all we had to deal with?
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_00: Because I don't want anything popping out during my beauty rest.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I didn't even know those things downstairs were there.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_00: Kind of gives her a deadpan look.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_00: That's not an answer.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_00: That's more questions.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_00: You're supposed to have the answers here?
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_03: He doesn't.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_01: I do not have any further answers, unfortunately.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_01: This whole problem was what I had inherited from the previous guild leader.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like we need to do a once over of this entire place before we sign anything,
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_00: but that would just be my recommendation.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_00: Do as you will.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_03: We did.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_03: We checked upstairs last time too, just to be sure.
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_03: Didn't find anything.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_00: If y'all are feeling safe and he kind of just puts his hands up in acquiescence.
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_00: I suppose we...
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_03: Safe is a song.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_00: It's a what what?
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_03: I said safe is not the term.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, definitely not.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_00: And he kind of presses down on one of the creaky floorboards
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_00: with his foot.
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_00: Rickety is more like it.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_00: But I know a guy.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_00: Here's someone we can use from who does work for Sue Sailing.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe I can get him to come down and do some repairs?
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_03: Any work on stationary buildings that aren't sea-bound?
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_00: He's a general repairman demon child.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_00: He does all the things.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_00: Even if you like him.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_03: You know what they say, jacks of all trades are masters of men.
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's a woodsman.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, sorry, go ahead.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_03: But he's a woodsman.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_03: He works with wood.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sure just because it's not curvy and has to float, I'm sure he can still build it.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_03: Of course, Joaquin is very familiar with a man who only works with the straight wood.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like you're trying to mess with me, Demon John.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_00: But I'm not taking the bit.
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_00: And he will take another bite of not stale bread.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_01: The headless automaton zips back up to the table.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_01: And you watch it as its its chest cavity opens up and it starts spitting out paper
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_01: at you, you know,
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_02: Am I at risk of a paper cut?
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_02: Should I be concerned?
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_01: It's just like a printer gone wild.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_02: Is this an attack?
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_01: He malfunctioned.
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_01: Just smack him on the head, on his neck.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_02: He's going to like pat his head a couple times?
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_01: No, this is the headless one.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, pat where his head should be.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_02: What does it do?
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_01: It collapsed and then got back up.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_01: The region holds out an updated contract.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_01: Updated contract.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_02: And it's all good?
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_01: I made the update you requested.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_01: Hey guys,
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_01: quick reminder to leave a like,
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_01: a comment, and don't forget to follow or subscribe to us.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_01: Thanks!
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_02: I'll pass it to Joaquim.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_00: What's this now?
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_01: Joaquim, you have been handed the updated tenancy agreement.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's fine.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_00: I'll play the bookkeeper.
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_00: And I will Look it over real quick.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_00: You know, your handwriting is terrible.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_01: Not her handwriting.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_00: Whose handwriting is it?
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't sign it.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_01: No, she didn't sign it yet.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's not signed.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_00: Who wrote this?
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_00: This penmanship is atrocious.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_01: The headless one.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_00: Well, actually that makes perfect sense.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_00: No hands.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_00: At least it's legible.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_00: You know, are you signing this thing or are we just holding on to
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_02: it?
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_02: Is there anything on it that I should be concerned about?
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_02: Is there like fine print written somewhere?
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_02: No?
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't put any fine print in this very basic contract.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_02: There's no double entendre that I should be aware of?
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_02: Nope.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_01: Your rent is in every other month.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_01: Your security deposit is waived.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_03: How much is our rent?
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_01: She negotiated it from $3,000 a month to $2,500.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, I thought it was from $3,000 for every 2 months to $2,500 for
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_00: every 2 months.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_00: I have no doubt.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_00: I have gold and
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_01: platinum gold.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_00: 2,500 gold for two
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_03: months.
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_00: What was being waived if we kind of, you know, exterminated the ghosts?
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_03: It was a security deposit.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, security deposit.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_01: My mistake.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_01: The security deposit was 5,000 gold pieces.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_00: So do we have an income that will pay for this place, Kenneth?
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, we get treasures, but like that seems excessive.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_01: My lovely wife said that she would cover the first payment
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_01: and that'll give me two months to get a business up and running.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm pretty sure I can do that in two months as kind of talking.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_00: What services?
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I don't really have a place to go work,
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_01: so I figured we'd just...
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_03: Gonna do nails and hair?
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_01: Be the Onyx Accord, but better.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_01: So taking mercenary work?
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_01: The Onyx Accord didn't do mercenary work.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_01: The Onyx Accord helped independent organizations.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_01: That's how it started.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_01: We collected information, we did jobs for hire, and we
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_01: assisted other organizations.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_01: That was most of our work.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_01: The ones that hit the news are the big jobs,
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_01: and that's here and there, but those don't come through every now and again.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_01: It's the small jobs that keep the doors open.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_00: Not unlike mercenary work, but more.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_00: I getcha.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_01: Help these guilds around here rebuild their footing after they lost direction from
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_01: the Onyx Accord since, you know, we apparently took down the Onyx Accord leadership.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_01: Should we raise that statement?
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, well, screw them.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_00: They don't know anything.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but, and I look around to the rest of the group.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_00: Should we maybe go around and introduce ourselves?
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_00: See if we can, uh, Drum up some business.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_01: Let's not be too hasty.
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_01: Our place of business is a mess right now.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to need some time to put it together.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_02: That's why we tell them we'll be opening on so-and-so day.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_00: But they need to know who the new faces are.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_01: And I can take, you know, who's staying with me?
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_01: I'm keeping the puppy, right?
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_01: Puppyfish?
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_03: I've given money for savings.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_01: And Iris.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_01: My darling, my sweet wife.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_01: Are you taking Poppy?
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_02: I will ask the rest of the group if they want Poppy to come with.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_03: Don't be lonely.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_02: What was that?
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_02: Won't be lonely.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_02: Won't be lonely.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_02: All right, she comes with.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_02: And of course Thesson comes with.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_01: Well, Thesson can't stay here.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_01: And it's easier for you to take Fesson on the road than a child.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_01: She looks at Iris and Iris and she's kind of playing with some of the broken gears
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_01: on the ground.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_02: Is that... Should she be doing that?
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_01: She's fine.
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_02: They're dirt.
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_02: She can't eat them.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_01: She ate the bird.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_02: And that makes gears okay?
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_03: So what are we going to do to let people know that we're here to help?
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_03: The only reason I ask is I think we need to at least do something to one up
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_03: the people that were out front before what the resistance or whatever that's trying
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_03: to gather them To overthrow the council,
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_03: so I just think we need to do something more than just word of mouth and flyers.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_03: We need to actually show them that we're here to help.
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's up to you guys on how you want to handle that.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_01: I'll be managing the business and The guild and operations and whatnot
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_01: while you guys are off doing your thing, but...
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_01: I can't promote to, that was never my strong suit.
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_01: That's why we have Joaquim, and she added gestures to Joaquim, the pretty boy.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, no, that's fine.
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_00: Again, this is a face-to-face thing.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_00: We need to go around and introduce ourselves.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_00: No flyers.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_01: All right, well,
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_01: I'll take Puppyfish and Iris and we'll work on getting the building together,
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_01: at least, and see what I can do.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_01: That is, of course, after we sign this document.
• 26:20
  SPEAKER_01: But I guess who wants to sign the document?
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_00: I point to you, Nor.
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_02: Gee, thanks.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_02: You're welcome.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_02: Talking to Joaquim and the rest,
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_02: for the record,
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_02: it doesn't explicitly state that we shall not engage in any illegal activities on
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_02: the premise.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_02: It says no illegal activities.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_02: Do we think that's an issue?
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_00: I have no issues with not doing illegal activities.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_00: What about you all?
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_03: I'm good with that.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_03: What was that?
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_03: I'm good with that.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_03: Pretty sure we're going to be doing illegal activities.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know how they're going to find out about it.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_03: It's not illegal unless you get caught.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_00: What are you all talking about?
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_03: We don't have a guidance book, right?
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_03: So what do we know what's legal and not legal in the guild organization?
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_02: That's fair.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_02: Illegal by whose laws?
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_00: This is going very badly.
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_00: We're not criminals.
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_03: We're not criminals.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_00: No, you're just a demon.
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_00: Any kind of gestures to all of you.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_00: Everything just No.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_00: We're not criminals, but
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_03: we could come in possession of illegal objects.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_00: And then we turn them over.
• 28:19
  SPEAKER_03: Joaquin, I hate you, but you have a very high opinion of me, and it needs to come down a little.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_00: And he looks at you and then he kind of,
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_00: he literally just looks over your head because you're shorter than him.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_00: And he's like, you're absolutely right.
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_00: I need to adjust my vision.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_03: I'll sign it.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_03: You don't hand it to Lella.
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_03: Lella signs.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_01: Is she old enough to sign?
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_03: She's a legal adult.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_03: I would assume so.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_03: Unless they have, you know, specific age laws that I'm not aware of.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_03: And anyway, how would they know?
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_03: Kind of the point.
• 29:11
  SPEAKER_03: You enter an illegal document contract with a minor.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_03: That's on you, not me.
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_03: I'm the minor.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to need a cosigner on this document.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_02: Unfortunately, you didn't say that before it was signed.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_02: It's been signed now.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_01: You can walk stuff and just.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 29:41
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_02: You know, we're just going to grab her hand.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_02: Do not.
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_02: Lala is an adult.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_02: Far as you all know.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_01: Ida waved her other hand and says,
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_01: sorry babe, but uh,
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_01: and the pen that was on the ground.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_01: And then she stopped waving her other hand.
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_02: You know, this is grounds for a fight later.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_01: It's okay, I don't need to talk to win that fight.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_02: You're right.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_02: I just won't talk to you.
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_02: And she's going to turn her head away snoodily.
• 30:45
  SPEAKER_01: The automation,
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_01: the automaton takes the document and looks at it
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_01: and then shows it to Miss Verna
• 30:57
  SPEAKER_01: and she looks at it and says,
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_01: This only has Lala's signature on it.
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_01: What did Ju write on it?
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_01: And Ju points to Kaida and Kaida just points below Lala's signature.
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_01: And
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_01: it just says, I am a certified adult underneath Lala's signature.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if that counts because she didn't write it, but all right.
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_02: Look at that shit.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_02: Certified.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_02: It's just still right there.
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_01: It can't prove she didn't write it because it was written with the same pen.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_01: Carry your keys.
• 31:46
  SPEAKER_01: And she tosses your keys on the table.
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_00: I'll take the keys.
• 31:59
  SPEAKER_00: I pick them up and...
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_00: Joaquin puts them in his pocket.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_01: Well, wait, I need one of those keys.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_00: Kind of.
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, kind of.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, no, absolutely.
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_00: And I give her the key.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_01: You guys keep one key with you.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_01: I'll keep the other key.
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_01: Until we figure out a different locking system that's not physical keys.
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_00: Sounds good.
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_00: And Joaquin kind of gets ready to go.
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_00: Anything else you all want to do here?
• 32:35
  SPEAKER_00: Nope.
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_01: Who's paying me?
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_02: I'll hand her the money.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_01: Do you subtract it from your...
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_02: I will when I get back to my computer.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_01: She takes a sack of gold.
• 32:57
  SPEAKER_01: Very well.
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_01: Enjoy your...
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_01: Place of business and I'm always right across the way if you need any assistance.
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_01: And she walks you guys out.
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_01: So we do... We would be Dare.
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_03: I'm a guild owner.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_01: As you guys begin walking out, you hear a commotion at the front door.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, we said not to let you in.
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're not allowed in here.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_01: And you hear thuds.
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_00: What the hell's going on out there?
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_03: A motion in front of my guild?
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_01: It's in front of this guild.
• 34:05
  SPEAKER_00: She's gone mad with power already.
• 34:07
  SPEAKER_03: I said what I said.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_01: One of the goliaths is thrown through the door and into the desk that's there
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_01: and is knocked unconscious.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_00: Really?
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_00: Whoa.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_00: Can we see by what?
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_01: I mean,
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_01: the door's doing the thing where it's kind of just swinging back and forth to open
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_01: and close, so you just see a few humanoid figures out there.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I would cautiously go to see if I can peek over.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_00: Because...
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_01: You're both moving to check on him.
• 34:50
  SPEAKER_01: So, Wakim, you'd be about halfway there.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_01: Crockett can move a little faster.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_01: The other one gets thrown through the door.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_01: The door breaks.
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_01: And he just kind of slides along the floor.
• 35:04
  SPEAKER_00: Why are you beating up our guards?
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_03: Someone is throwing their trash into our guild.
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_00: I would call someone a shadow.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_00: Um.
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I summon a shadow.
• 35:24
  SPEAKER_00: And then as soon as they walk in, I would then manifest a weapon.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_00: What do you guys want?
• 35:33
  SPEAKER_01: So, I summoned your shadow.
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_01: You need to decide what you're giving it, although it's probably the extra attack.
• 35:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, extra attack.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_00: Default to extra attack.
• 35:47
  SPEAKER_01: So your shadow also has more HP now.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yay!
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_01: So instead of 20, it's got 25.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_01: AC is 17.
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_01: So you see three individuals walk in.
• 36:13
  SPEAKER_01: Two of the individuals are cloaked.
• 36:17
  SPEAKER_01: This one and this one, the two to the back.
• 36:21
  SPEAKER_01: The one in the front pulls down his cloak.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_01: And he's got this like sunken in face.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_01: He's kind of gray, like his skin's like grayish and pale.
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_01: Not natural looking.
• 36:43
  SPEAKER_01: Apologies.
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_01: For the intrusion.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_01: We're here to collect on a debt.
• 36:52
  SPEAKER_00: I kind of let my greatsword just kind of rest at my side and then my shadows at my left.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_00: Like the greatsword is in my right hand, so it's kind of resting.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_00: It's kind of like at rest on my right side and then the shadow is kind
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_00: of like hovering on my left.
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm looking down at the Goliath that they tossed through.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_00: Were these like Goliath?
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_00: These are our Goliath guards, right?
• 37:25
  SPEAKER_01: So you were told, but they didn't really have any weapons or armor.
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_01: They were just kind of there like bouncers.
• 37:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, okay.
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_00: Guards are wrong word, bouncers.
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm just kind of looking down at him,
• 37:39
  SPEAKER_00: and then I look back at the guy who started talking and say,
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_00: Why would you come in?
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_00: How do you?
• 37:51
  SPEAKER_00: Wrong way to enter, friend.
• 37:57
  SPEAKER_01: So as you do that, Yenor is going to be casting Divine Sense.
• 38:04
  SPEAKER_02: Celestial fiend.
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_02: Undead.
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_02: Or undead.
• 38:17
  SPEAKER_01: The one talking gives off undead energy.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_01: Hey guys,
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_01: quick reminder to leave a like,
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_01: a comment, and don't forget to follow or subscribe to us.
• 38:32
  SPEAKER_01: Thanks!
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_01: You don't know what a lich would feel like,
• 38:49
  SPEAKER_01: but that's like,
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_01: God, this is just stronger than undead that you have fought thus far.
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_01: Apologies, friends.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not here for you.
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_01: I actually don't know who you guys are.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_01: I'm here for her.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_01: And he points to Gael Verna.
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, why?
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_00: Why do you want her?
• 39:29
  SPEAKER_00: Why do you care?
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_02: She's our landlady.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_02: If something happens to her, who knows what's going to happen to the building?
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_03: We buy it and we not have to rent.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_03: It's just ours.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_03: I'm pretty sure that's how that works.
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_00: Wrinkly man, why do you want to...
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_01: Our client, the money.
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, and we were having a meeting, so maybe if you would have waited your turn...
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_03: You know, maybe you would, you know, get what you're owed.
• 40:13
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, she's been talked to by people about this before.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_01: We're the, he takes a breath in, enforcers.
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_03: It's funny, because that's what we are.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_00: Joaquin looks at Gale.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_00: What have you been doing?
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_01: The guy, or are you asking her what he's doing?
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_00: What has she been doing to be in dealings with these kinds of cats?
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_01: I need it alone to keep the doors open.
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_00: So you went to the You went to the what, the cemetery and dug up a mobster?
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_00: Why didn't you just spell it?
• 41:15
  SPEAKER_01: Took a loan
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_01: from a sketchy individual.
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_00: And what did you say, Lala?
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, that's why she didn't just sell the building.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_03: It's sitting here, not making any money because no one wants to rent it.
• 41:36
  SPEAKER_03: They probably would have bought it.
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_01: No one wants to buy it either.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_03: I would have bought it.
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_03: You didn't make us that offer.
• 41:49
  SPEAKER_01: The building's not worth as much as you think.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_01: You see this, and he kind of...
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_01: Motions to the guy behind him and one of the guys behind him just punches the wall
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_01: and his hand just kind of goes through it.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, hey!
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_03: I already do not think that it's worth this much.
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_03: But also, don't destroy my shit!
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_00: We haven't even started renovations yet.
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_00: Jeez, come on.
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_01: You're not in your building.
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_00: They don't know that.
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_01: That's fair.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_01: Let me do a proper introduction.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_01: My name is Teth.
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_01: I'm here to collect on the loan that is owed.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_01: If someone has that money for me, I'll be glad to go.
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_01: Otherwise, we're gonna have a little bit of a problem.
• 42:44
  SPEAKER_00: For shits and giggles, how much is owed?
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_01: He looks up at the ceiling for a second and scratch his chin.
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, what was it that our client said?
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_01: Uh...
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_01: Somewhere in the neighborhood of 350,000 gold.
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_03: You're really bad at your job.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_03: You don't even know how much you're supposed to collect.
• 43:14
  SPEAKER_01: Well, there's the collection fees and the late fees and extraneous hunting fees, you know.
• 43:27
  SPEAKER_00: Didn't the most recent mayor outlaw all those bullshit fees?
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_00: You can't do that.
• 43:33
  SPEAKER_00: That's illegal.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_01: See, now that's only the case if you take a loan from one of the commerce guilds.
• 43:44
  SPEAKER_01: But they wouldn't loan to her.
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_03: Is it because she's a slumlord?
• 43:55
  SPEAKER_01: It's because...
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_01: She wasn't making any money.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_03: And then they gave her a loan knowing her credit and that she didn't make enough to pay.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_03: That sounds like a you problem.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_03: Again, very bad at your jobs.
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_01: The one that gave her the loan, my client is.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just here to collect it.
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_03: But you should probably be looking at a more profitable company strategy,
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_03: maybe a new boss, new endeavors.
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_03: We just opened a guild.
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_03: We could probably use some enforcers.
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_03: Have you considered switching careers?
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to look at the withered man in the middle and say,
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_00: I don't even know if we should be speaking to you since all you are are the footmen.
• 44:53
  SPEAKER_00: If we owe money to your client,
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_00: we should work out some details and arrange it with your client.
• 44:58
  SPEAKER_00: We'd be happy to do that.
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_00: But you coming in here demanding money that clearly nobody is going to give you
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_00: and won't come out of any sort of thin air or fucked up accompaniments here
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_00: and he's going to stamp down on a loose floorboard.
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what you're expecting here, but this isn't the way to do business.
• 45:31
  SPEAKER_00: And I guess I would be trying to convince him to
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_00: give us a meeting with his client.
• 45:41
  SPEAKER_01: So you'd be making a persuasion check then?
• 45:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_01: I'll give you advantage because you've had various bits of help from other people.
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, wait.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_00: Well, it doesn't matter.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_00: That's a natural 20.
• 45:57
  SPEAKER_01: That is a natural 20.
• 46:00
  SPEAKER_00: Congratulations, everyone.
• 46:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yay.
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_01: I'll tell you what.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_01: Prove to us your worth and I'll set up a meeting with my client.
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_00: How?
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_01: Trial by combat.
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_03: Against you.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_01: Us.
• 46:27
  SPEAKER_03: Cool.
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_03: Ready for it.
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_03: Lala throws her dagger.
• 46:30
  SPEAKER_03: Lala, what the hell?
• 46:32
  SPEAKER_03: Damn it.
• 46:32
  SPEAKER_01: Everybody roll initiative.
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_03: Can we take it to the streets, at least?
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_01: She already threw her dagger.
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_00: Jesus Christ, Lala.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_00: I don't negotiate with terrorists.
• 46:46
  SPEAKER_00: No, but you don't want to fight them in your own establishment.
• 46:50
  SPEAKER_00: We're not in our establishment.
• 46:54
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, we went outside?
• 46:58
  SPEAKER_02: Did hero points reset?
• 47:01
  SPEAKER_01: When you level up, yeah.
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_01: Everyone should have taken a long rest also before this.
• 47:06
  SPEAKER_00: But sorry, just to be clear, where are we?
• 47:11
  SPEAKER_01: In Obscure Ivory and Company, that Lala's been claiming is her own.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_01: Apologies.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_01: Apologies.
• 47:17
  SPEAKER_03: How many hero points you would be at?
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_03: I, player, would not have done it, but Lala is fucking sad hungry at all times.
• 47:29
  SPEAKER_00: What kind of dice is that?
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my.
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_02: The Lego dice.
• 47:38
  SPEAKER_00: But we're in Obscure Ivory and Company.
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_00: Correct.
• 47:43
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, I apologize.
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_00: I was a little confused.
• 47:47
  SPEAKER_01: That is okay.
• 47:49
  SPEAKER_03: I got a dirty 20 for my critical bite.
• 47:53
  SPEAKER_02: When she throws the dagger, can I cast Sacred Weapon?
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_03: On my demon dagger?
• 48:01
  SPEAKER_01: Make a dexterity check.
• 48:08
  SPEAKER_02: Dirty 20.
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, you can.
• 48:11
  SPEAKER_02: Awesome, so I have a plus four.
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_01: Is everyone, no, this is not everyone in here.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, so... You need to go on there.
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_01: You need to go on there.
• 48:27
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 48:31
  SPEAKER_01: Akaida needs to go on here.
• 48:33
  SPEAKER_01: There's four.
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_01: And then...
• 48:39
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, the animals.
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_01: Thesson.
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_01: Poppy, Puppyfish.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_01: So where, you know, where are you in here?
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_01: 23.
• 48:55
  SPEAKER_01: Where are you?
• 48:59
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, did you roll initiative?
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_03: Are you asking me?
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, did you roll initiative?
• 49:07
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I did.
• 49:07
  SPEAKER_03: I'm still using my physical dice just because at this point I f***ing prefer them.
• 49:11
  SPEAKER_03: It was a dirty 20.
• 49:13
  SPEAKER_01: Dirty 20, that's right.
• 49:14
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so I need to add you to here.
• 49:17
  SPEAKER_01: At the top of the round,
• 49:19
  SPEAKER_01: because Teth rolled a natural 20 on his initiative,
• 49:26
  SPEAKER_01: he will go first in this first round.
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_02: It's impressive that he only has a plus four.
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_01: He is going to rush up to you, Joaquim.
• 50:00
  SPEAKER_01: He's going to get in your face.
• 50:02
  SPEAKER_03: Wait, how high does he go first?
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_01: He got a natural 20.
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_01: Got his initiative.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_01: So the first round he goes first.
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_01: Gotcha.
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_01: So you're going to rush up to you, Joaquim.
• 50:17
  SPEAKER_01: He's just gonna...
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_01: He's just gonna make an attack roll against you.
• 50:29
  SPEAKER_01: That would be a 19.
• 50:49
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think I can do anything.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yep, um...
• 50:57
  SPEAKER_00: I guess the only thing I can do is Hellish Rebuke.
• 51:03
  SPEAKER_00: What are you doing?
• 51:05
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, Hellish Rebuke as a reaction, but yes.
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_01: So, Dex saving throw?
• 51:11
  SPEAKER_00: Uh... Come on.
• 51:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_00: We're doing it at first level.
• 51:21
  SPEAKER_01: So he's going to deal his damage first.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_01: So you are going to... Where's my...
• 51:30
  SPEAKER_01: There it is.
• 51:32
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, wait, wait, wait.
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_00: Hold on.
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_00: I apologize.
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_00: I forgot since I had shield.
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_00: Can I use shield?
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 51:42
  SPEAKER_00: So let me have shield.
• 51:45
  SPEAKER_00: So AC is now 24.
• 51:49
  SPEAKER_01: You see this gnarled claw coming at you,
• 51:51
  SPEAKER_01: and right as it gets within, like,
• 51:54
  SPEAKER_01: a hair's distance, you catch a shield at the last second, and it stops in your face.
• 52:00
  SPEAKER_00: Like, crap, I almost forgot I had that spell.
• 52:07
  SPEAKER_01: He, like, snarls in your face, and you see very obvious pointed teeth.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_00: What the hell?
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_00: Are you one of those vamper thingies?
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_00: Is this a vampire?
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_01: Let's see if you can do that again, and he makes another strike.
• 52:31
  SPEAKER_01: Shield's not gonna help you on this one, buddy.
• 52:34
  SPEAKER_01: No?
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_01: It's a natural 20.
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_00: I... Well, okay, but I have adamantine armor.
• 52:43
  SPEAKER_00: Uh...
• 52:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, adamantine breastplate, so it's just a...
• 52:47
  SPEAKER_01: It's a normal hit, but the shield, it still breaks through your shield.
• 52:52
  SPEAKER_01: How far
• 52:52
  SPEAKER_02: away is he?
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, like, ten feet.
• 52:59
  SPEAKER_01: Like ten feet.
• 53:00
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 53:01
  SPEAKER_01: Or five, yeah.
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_01: That's five feet between you, like, ten, five, ten feet.
• 53:06
  SPEAKER_02: Can I use my reaction to cut... Where is it?
• 53:11
  SPEAKER_02: To have disadvantage on his attack roll?
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_01: He's not right next to you.
• 53:19
  SPEAKER_02: Attack the target other than you within five feet.
• 53:21
  SPEAKER_02: You said Wakim was five to ten.
• 53:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 53:24
  SPEAKER_01: So he's outside of the first initial five foot range.
• 53:27
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_01: So no, you cannot.
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_01: He's just slightly too far away.
• 53:30
  SPEAKER_01: Within five feet means adjacent.
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_01: So, but because you're immune to crits, you're only going to take normal damage.
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_01: However, because the attack hit, he's going to choose to grapple you instead.
• 53:47
  SPEAKER_00: No!
• 53:49
  SPEAKER_01: And his hand breaks through your shield, and you watch.
• 53:53
  SPEAKER_01: All of you would see.
• 53:55
  SPEAKER_01: You see Hakim put up the shield,
• 53:57
  SPEAKER_01: and then you see he makes a second strike with another clawed hand,
• 54:01
  SPEAKER_01: and it breaks through Hakim's shield, and he just grabs him by the throat.
• 54:08
  SPEAKER_01: He's not choking you, but he is holding you.
• 54:11
  SPEAKER_00: Get off from me!
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_01: See, this was just a challenge before, but now it's fun.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_01: And he's going to end his turn.
• 54:20
  SPEAKER_01: Krakka, it's your turn.
• 54:23
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, so... A Stunning Strike can be used anytime I hit, correct?
• 54:30
  SPEAKER_03: Correct.
• 54:31
  SPEAKER_03: So, like,
• 54:31
  SPEAKER_03: even if I use Furrier Blows and I hit in a Furrier Blows,
• 54:34
  SPEAKER_03: I can still use Stunning Strike.
• 54:36
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, so...
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to... Run towards this guy.
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_03: The one right in front of me.
• 54:46
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know why I couldn't drag my guy,
• 54:50
  SPEAKER_03: it wouldn't let me, but I'm gonna hit him with thoughts.
• 54:58
  SPEAKER_01: They didn't let you drag your token?
• 55:01
  SPEAKER_03: No, it was only the ruler for some odd reason, I don't know.
• 55:04
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you might be on the ruler then.
• 55:08
  SPEAKER_01: You have to switch back to the cursor.
• 55:11
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, it switches to the ruler when I'm holding Alt to speak.
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_03: Gotcha.
• 55:17
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 55:19
  SPEAKER_01: That makes sense.
• 55:19
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 55:21
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, so you can run up to him and you're going to hit him with thoughts.
• 55:27
  SPEAKER_03: Ooh.
• 55:28
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to use some inspiration for that.
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_03: I don't like that.
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead, re-roll.
• 55:38
  SPEAKER_03: Um...
• 55:41
  SPEAKER_03: Hmm.
• 55:44
  SPEAKER_03: Hero Point?
• 55:46
  SPEAKER_01: You can add a Hero Point.
• 55:47
  SPEAKER_03: That's a 6, right?
• 55:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 55:53
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, I'm just gonna take a 17.
• 55:57
  SPEAKER_01: 17 misses.
• 56:00
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, well.
• 56:05
  SPEAKER_01: Another strike.
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna run down to this guy.
• 56:11
  SPEAKER_01: You're going to the other one?
• 56:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 56:15
  SPEAKER_03: I'll smash him with prayers.
• 56:17
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead, roll your attack.
• 56:25
  SPEAKER_03: It's a 22.
• 56:27
  SPEAKER_01: 22 hits.
• 56:32
  SPEAKER_03: And then the sneak attack would go on him or no,
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_03: because it would have been the first guy that I missed.
• 56:38
  SPEAKER_01: Depends on...
• 56:42
  SPEAKER_01: It's always a... That's always a thing, isn't it?
• 56:49
  SPEAKER_01: Nope, it's once per turn, you can deal extra damage to one creature you hit with an attack.
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_01: So it's not necessarily your first attack.
• 56:57
  SPEAKER_03: So I can choose when to use it?
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_01: Correct.
• 57:01
  SPEAKER_01: Based on that work.
• 57:02
  SPEAKER_03: Sweet.
• 57:02
  SPEAKER_03: Well then, I won't use it yet.
• 57:05
  SPEAKER_03: But I will use Furrier Blows.
• 57:09
  SPEAKER_01: So he's gonna take this damage.
• 57:13
  SPEAKER_01: Hey guys,
• 57:14
  SPEAKER_01: quick reminder to leave a like,
• 57:16
  SPEAKER_01: a comment, and don't forget to follow or subscribe to us.
• 57:20
  SPEAKER_01: Thanks!
• 57:23
  SPEAKER_01: So let me do that and then go ahead and make your Flurry of Blow strikes.
• 57:28
  SPEAKER_03: With the Flurry of Blows, I'm going to run over and flank the dude that's strangling Yakeem.
• 57:34
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 57:36
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm going to hit him with Thoughts and Prayers.
• 57:41
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead, roll two attack rolls.
• 57:45
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 57:48
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to use two inspirations just because they were both threes.
• 57:54
  SPEAKER_01: There's one.
• 57:56
  SPEAKER_01: There's two.
• 57:57
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_01: Each of those hit.
• 58:01
  SPEAKER_03: With prayers, I'm going to add a stunning strike.
• 58:07
  SPEAKER_01: So roll your damage first.
• 58:09
  SPEAKER_03: And thoughts would be the sneak attack.
• 58:13
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah, so roll all your damage first.
• 58:19
  SPEAKER_01: And then a Wisdom saving throw from him.
• 58:23
  SPEAKER_01: That's a 17.
• 58:26
  SPEAKER_03: What is it?
• 58:27
  SPEAKER_03: Is Vine 16?
• 58:30
  SPEAKER_01: I'm looking at... Where is your Strength Strike?
• 58:33
  SPEAKER_01: It's down.
• 58:36
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, Con saving throw.
• 58:37
  SPEAKER_01: It is 16, but I made the wrong save.
• 58:39
  SPEAKER_01: Let me roll a Constitution saving throw.
• 58:42
  SPEAKER_01: That is an 8.
• 58:45
  SPEAKER_01: He is going to choose to succeed.
• 58:50
  SPEAKER_03: Does... Yakeem still stay grappled from getting smashed twice?
• 58:59
  SPEAKER_01: Ah, yes.
• 59:01
  SPEAKER_01: Because the grapple is not concentration.
• 59:05
  SPEAKER_03: Gotcha.
• 59:06
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, well then, that ends my turn because I'll stay here in the flaky position.
• 59:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yenor, it is your turn.
• 59:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yenor is going to... Can she squeeze through here without invoking Attack of Opportunity?
• 59:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this dude's unconscious on the floor.
• 59:27
  SPEAKER_01: He's like...
• 59:27
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 59:30
  SPEAKER_01: He got cold cocked through the door and he's just brawled like dead man.
• 59:36
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 59:37
  SPEAKER_02: How do I... Switch back to Select.
• 59:40
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 59:40
  SPEAKER_01: There you go.
• 59:41
  SPEAKER_02: I need that up too.
• 59:45
  SPEAKER_02: So right there, Rage for bonus action.
• 59:49
  SPEAKER_01: So bonus action, Rage, I'm gonna mark you for that.
• 59:55
  SPEAKER_02: And then I have the plus four to hit from Sacred Weapon.
• 1:00:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 1:00:04
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm gonna smack that guy with Dawnbringer.
• 1:00:09
  SPEAKER_02: Can I try to aim directly for his arm that's holding Wakim?
• 1:00:13
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, you can, that adjusts the AC a little bit.
• 1:00:17
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:00:19
  SPEAKER_02: It shouldn't be too much, it's a straight thing, and I'm just...
• 1:00:21
  SPEAKER_01: Just a little bit.
• 1:00:24
  SPEAKER_01: Because you're trying not to hit Joaquim.
• 1:00:26
  SPEAKER_02: That's fair.
• 1:00:28
  SPEAKER_02: So 27 plus 4, that's a 31.
• 1:00:30
  SPEAKER_01: That will hit.
• 1:00:31
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:00:33
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead and roll your damage.
• 1:00:36
  SPEAKER_02: That is a 9 of Radiant, and then I'm going to Regular Smite.
• 1:00:43
  SPEAKER_01: Roll your regular smite.
• 1:00:45
  SPEAKER_02: I always forget what it is.
• 1:00:46
  SPEAKER_02: Is it 2d6?
• 1:00:48
  SPEAKER_02: 2d8?
• 1:00:49
  SPEAKER_01: Should be 2d8, I believe.
• 1:00:52
  SPEAKER_01: Or smite.
• 1:00:54
  SPEAKER_02: Divine smite, 2d8.
• 1:01:00
  SPEAKER_02: So, 13 points of radiant damage.
• 1:01:04
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:01:06
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm going to hit him again, aiming for the same arm.
• 1:01:11
  SPEAKER_01: After the first hit, he drops him.
• 1:01:12
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:01:13
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just gonna aim for him then.
• 1:01:15
  SPEAKER_01: So, Wakim,
• 1:01:16
  SPEAKER_01: you're no longer grappled by his hand,
• 1:01:19
  SPEAKER_01: and Yenor's sword is, like, inches from your face.
• 1:01:23
  SPEAKER_00: So it's just like, thank you.
• 1:01:31
  SPEAKER_02: Keep in mind, my sword isn't, like, actual metal.
• 1:01:34
  SPEAKER_02: It's a radiant beam.
• 1:01:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, the beam is the lightsaber.
• 1:01:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 1:01:43
  SPEAKER_00: Near my face.
• 1:01:45
  SPEAKER_02: So 21 to hit.
• 1:01:46
  SPEAKER_01: On the second strike?
• 1:01:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 1:01:48
  SPEAKER_01: That one misses.
• 1:01:50
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 1:01:52
  SPEAKER_02: I thought Krakka had a 21 that hit.
• 1:01:59
  SPEAKER_01: On him?
• 1:02:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:02:01
  SPEAKER_02: Oh no, 21
• 1:02:02
  SPEAKER_01: will hit, yes.
• 1:02:03
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:02:03
  SPEAKER_01: No, you had a 21 and a 22.
• 1:02:04
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:02:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:02:08
  SPEAKER_02: Why is Krakka rolling?
• 1:02:10
  SPEAKER_01: Krakka forgot to add his additional damage.
• 1:02:13
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:02:17
  SPEAKER_02: When he's done, I'll go.
• 1:02:19
  SPEAKER_03: Done.
• 1:02:22
  SPEAKER_01: So... Did he get hit four times?
• 1:02:25
  SPEAKER_01: Did you hit him four times?
• 1:02:27
  SPEAKER_03: Well, for each attack.
• 1:02:28
  SPEAKER_03: For the first two guys and then him double.
• 1:02:32
  SPEAKER_03: Because I hit them all with thoughts and prayers.
• 1:02:38
  SPEAKER_01: So you missed the first guy.
• 1:02:40
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's right.
• 1:02:40
  SPEAKER_03: So then that would be this eighth psychic.
• 1:02:43
  SPEAKER_01: It's the second, yeah.
• 1:02:46
  SPEAKER_01: But I'll add the rest of it.
• 1:02:47
  SPEAKER_01: So that one, and then the last guy takes an additional seven.
• 1:02:53
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:02:55
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, you can continue.
• 1:02:59
  SPEAKER_02: Does the 21 hit?
• 1:03:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 1:03:00
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:03:06
  SPEAKER_02: A nine again.
• 1:03:07
  SPEAKER_02: Um, Divine Spite.
• 1:03:12
  SPEAKER_02: Does he look hurt or no?
• 1:03:16
  SPEAKER_02: Does he still have the cocky smile on his face?
• 1:03:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 1:03:20
  SPEAKER_01: He looks a little irritated though now.
• 1:03:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Divine Smite at the second level.
• 1:03:28
  SPEAKER_01: Alright.
• 1:03:28
  SPEAKER_02: So that's an extra D8?
• 1:03:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so it's 3D8.
• 1:03:33
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, 15.
• 1:03:35
  SPEAKER_02: So that's 26, no, 24 Radiant.
• 1:03:41
  SPEAKER_02: If I can do math right.
• 1:03:43
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:03:45
  SPEAKER_02: And she's just going to have the biggest shit-eating grin on her face.
• 1:03:50
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:03:51
  SPEAKER_01: What are you... Are you doing anything else?
• 1:03:55
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, that was action and bonus action.
• 1:04:00
  SPEAKER_02: I can't move.
• 1:04:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, I'll just stay here.
• 1:04:04
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:04:06
  SPEAKER_01: The end of your turn.
• 1:04:08
  SPEAKER_01: He is going to swing around and make a strike at you, Yanor.
• 1:04:18
  SPEAKER_01: That's a 23.
• 1:04:20
  SPEAKER_02: Misses.
• 1:04:26
  SPEAKER_01: His claws,
• 1:04:29
  SPEAKER_01: you deflect them with your shield,
• 1:04:31
  SPEAKER_01: but you hear the scrape and it jolts you off balance for a second.
• 1:04:39
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you can't hit harder than that?
• 1:04:43
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, what are you telling Poppy to do?
• 1:04:46
  SPEAKER_02: To stay out of it.
• 1:04:48
  SPEAKER_01: And Thessen, he's on your shoulder.
• 1:04:55
  SPEAKER_02: Just to hide in my hair.
• 1:04:57
  SPEAKER_01: So Poppy's gonna stay, Poppy's actually gonna go back behind Kaida.
• 1:05:03
  SPEAKER_01: Cause she knows what stay out of it means.
• 1:05:05
  SPEAKER_02: Smart.
• 1:05:07
  SPEAKER_01: Bethan's just gonna chill where he is.
• 1:05:11
  SPEAKER_01: It's not one of his friends' turns.
• 1:05:15
  SPEAKER_01: So this guy is going to run up to this side of both you, Yanor, and you, Kraka.
• 1:05:26
  SPEAKER_01: He pulls out a pair of Morningstars off his belt.
• 1:05:35
  SPEAKER_01: Krakka, he's gonna take a swing at you for 25.
• 1:05:37
  SPEAKER_01: 25 hits, I believe, for Krakka.
• 1:05:42
  SPEAKER_01: Krakka, you take 16 points of...
• 1:05:50
  SPEAKER_01: There's a Morningstar.
• 1:05:53
  SPEAKER_01: Bludgeoning damage.
• 1:05:57
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if you're talking, but we cannot hear you.
• 1:06:01
  SPEAKER_01: It's there on his sheet in case something happened.
• 1:06:07
  SPEAKER_01: And then he's gonna whip around and he's gonna smack, attempt to smack you, Yanor.
• 1:06:14
  SPEAKER_01: That is a 29.
• 1:06:17
  SPEAKER_02: That does hit.
• 1:06:20
  SPEAKER_01: So you will take... 13 points of bludgeoning damage.
• 1:06:29
  SPEAKER_01: And then he is going to...
• 1:06:34
  SPEAKER_01: He's going to aim for you again, Yenor.
• 1:06:36
  SPEAKER_01: As he brings the one down,
• 1:06:37
  SPEAKER_01: he's going to bring the other one that was hitting Krakka down on you.
• 1:06:42
  SPEAKER_01: That's a 29 again.
• 1:06:45
  SPEAKER_02: That hits.
• 1:06:47
  SPEAKER_01: He's rolling high.
• 1:06:49
  SPEAKER_01: However, he only does 12 points of damage this time.
• 1:06:55
  SPEAKER_01: So how much was his movement speed?
• 1:07:01
  SPEAKER_01: He is going to disengage.
• 1:07:04
  SPEAKER_01: Leap back here to his friend.
• 1:07:07
  SPEAKER_01: La la, it is your turn.
• 1:07:11
  SPEAKER_03: Hooray.
• 1:07:11
  SPEAKER_03: Did
• 1:07:17
  SPEAKER_03: I allow it to get any damage from the initial...
• 1:07:22
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, because you threw your dagger to open it up.
• 1:07:25
  SPEAKER_01: So yeah, we'll do that first.
• 1:07:26
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead and roll an attack roll with your dagger.
• 1:07:28
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:07:34
  SPEAKER_01: And you were aiming at the main guy, correct?
• 1:07:37
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:07:38
  SPEAKER_03: That is a 12 plus 11.
• 1:07:43
  SPEAKER_03: 22... 23.
• 1:07:45
  SPEAKER_03: 23?
• 1:07:45
  SPEAKER_03: 23 hits, so go
• 1:07:46
  SPEAKER_01: ahead and roll your damage.
• 1:07:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yay!
• 1:07:53
  SPEAKER_01: This is her opening strike that she did before anyone could continue negotiating.
• 1:07:58
  SPEAKER_03: D4 is 2...
• 1:08:01
  SPEAKER_03: Plus 7, 8, 9, do I get Sneak Attack?
• 1:08:04
  SPEAKER_03: I suspect he wasn't expecting it.
• 1:08:06
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, yeah,
• 1:08:07
  SPEAKER_01: at the beginning,
• 1:08:08
  SPEAKER_01: right at the top,
• 1:08:09
  SPEAKER_01: yeah, you would, because it would have been right before combat started.
• 1:08:12
  SPEAKER_01: 5, 6,
• 1:08:16
  SPEAKER_03: 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 19, 20, 21 total.
• 1:08:23
  SPEAKER_03: Damage?
• 1:08:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, uh, no.
• 1:08:31
  SPEAKER_03: Well, uh, for a sneak attack.
• 1:08:33
  SPEAKER_03: 21 total sneak attack, and then whatever I said for the initial damage?
• 1:08:39
  SPEAKER_03: I think it was nine.
• 1:08:40
  SPEAKER_01: Nine, okay.
• 1:08:42
  SPEAKER_01: We'll go with that.
• 1:08:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, it was nine.
• 1:08:45
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:08:48
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:08:49
  SPEAKER_01: And now it's your turn.
• 1:08:50
  SPEAKER_01: He is looking...
• 1:08:56
  SPEAKER_03: This thing is in the way.
• 1:08:58
  SPEAKER_03: Go away.
• 1:09:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we will continue to hit the one that's in front of Joaquin.
• 1:09:06
  SPEAKER_03: Again.
• 1:09:08
  SPEAKER_01: So go ahead and roll your attack.
• 1:09:11
  SPEAKER_03: So 10 plus 11 is 21.
• 1:09:16
  SPEAKER_03: And I think that's not enough.
• 1:09:18
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, it is.
• 1:09:19
  SPEAKER_03: Never mind.
• 1:09:22
  SPEAKER_01: Right on the cusp.
• 1:09:24
  SPEAKER_03: Awesome.
• 1:09:27
  SPEAKER_03: That's a 9 for regular damage again.
• 1:09:31
  SPEAKER_03: Because this is technically a new turn, do I get to do Sneak Attack again?
• 1:09:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I would give it to you again.
• 1:09:36
  SPEAKER_03: Heck yeah!
• 1:09:38
  SPEAKER_03: Five.
• 1:09:42
  SPEAKER_03: Seven.
• 1:09:47
  SPEAKER_03: Eight.
• 1:09:48
  SPEAKER_03: 14, 13, 16, 17, 18, 19.
• 1:09:49
  SPEAKER_03: 19.
• 1:09:50
  SPEAKER_03: Less than nine.
• 1:09:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 1:09:55
  SPEAKER_03: And... Oh, bonus action boot click.
• 1:10:01
  SPEAKER_03: So, more attacks.
• 1:10:02
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, Marcia, you are hasted, and you get one more.
• 1:10:05
  SPEAKER_01: No, you don't get one more.
• 1:10:07
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 1:10:08
  SPEAKER_03: Next round.
• 1:10:09
  SPEAKER_03: Next round!
• 1:10:11
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, that's okay.
• 1:10:13
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think I need to move anywhere.
• 1:10:15
  SPEAKER_03: I think I'm good.
• 1:10:16
  SPEAKER_03: So, yeah.
• 1:10:17
  SPEAKER_03: We'll call it there.
• 1:10:19
  SPEAKER_01: Are you telling Puppyfish to do anything in particular?
• 1:10:23
  SPEAKER_03: When Puppyfish learns to do literally anything, I will say yes.
• 1:10:27
  SPEAKER_03: But he is still...
• 1:10:29
  SPEAKER_03: Puppy fish who can barely even bite an ankle.
• 1:10:33
  SPEAKER_03: So, go hide.
• 1:10:35
  SPEAKER_01: He's gonna hang out back where he is.
• 1:10:39
  SPEAKER_01: It's the other guy's turn that he came in here with.
• 1:10:43
  SPEAKER_01: So this other guy... Let's see... Is gonna move...
• 1:10:55
  SPEAKER_01: Here...
• 1:10:57
  SPEAKER_01: And then Bonus Action Charge, Gael Verna.
• 1:11:03
  SPEAKER_01: Gonna do Contested Athletics check.
• 1:11:08
  SPEAKER_01: So I'll roll for both of them.
• 1:11:10
  SPEAKER_01: Bad on both parts, but hers was worse.
• 1:11:14
  SPEAKER_01: She is grappled.
• 1:11:16
  SPEAKER_01: He rushed up to her.
• 1:11:19
  SPEAKER_01: And Deedle Mala, you would see this the most.
• 1:11:24
  SPEAKER_01: He grabs her.
• 1:11:25
  SPEAKER_01: Like, around...
• 1:11:28
  SPEAKER_01: The chest, across the chest, and he's got his greatsword out up.
• 1:11:33
  SPEAKER_01: That's the end of his turn.
• 1:11:37
  SPEAKER_01: Let me see.
• 1:11:40
  SPEAKER_01: Hakeem, it's your turn.
• 1:11:42
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:11:43
  SPEAKER_00: Since this dude is right in front of me, let's go attack him.
• 1:11:53
  SPEAKER_00: I've manifested my Pact Weapon, so my Gravesword.
• 1:12:03
  SPEAKER_00: Using the Illusionist Bracers, I am going to bonus action double cast
• 1:12:16
  SPEAKER_00: Charged Blade.
• 1:12:18
  SPEAKER_01: Ooh.
• 1:12:21
  SPEAKER_01: That's a good one.
• 1:12:24
  SPEAKER_00: So I need to make attack rolls.
• 1:12:29
  SPEAKER_00: So let's do this first one.
• 1:12:32
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm going to Inspiration that.
• 1:12:38
  SPEAKER_00: That's a three.
• 1:12:40
  SPEAKER_00: That's a three.
• 1:12:43
  SPEAKER_00: Nope.
• 1:12:51
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know why I didn't need to do that.
• 1:12:54
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
• 1:12:57
  SPEAKER_00: I'm doing my greatsword again.
• 1:13:00
  SPEAKER_00: Oh!
• 1:13:03
  SPEAKER_00: A three again.
• 1:13:07
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:13:11
  SPEAKER_00: I can't Inspiration that again, can I?
• 1:13:13
  SPEAKER_01: You could.
• 1:13:15
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to Inspiration that again.
• 1:13:19
  SPEAKER_00: That's a three.
• 1:13:23
  SPEAKER_00: Again.
• 1:13:25
  SPEAKER_00: If I get a three a third time, I'm just going to have to accept it.
• 1:13:31
  SPEAKER_00: That's not a three.
• 1:13:33
  SPEAKER_00: That's a 25.
• 1:13:35
  SPEAKER_00: 25 hits.
• 1:13:36
  SPEAKER_00: Go ahead, roll your damage.
• 1:13:38
  SPEAKER_00: Do you want me to roll the second attack as well?
• 1:13:42
  SPEAKER_00: Beforehand, or do you want me to get the damage?
• 1:13:44
  SPEAKER_01: Roll the damage first.
• 1:13:46
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:13:46
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:13:47
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, so damage from the greatsword...
• 1:13:51
  SPEAKER_01: Um, you get one of those inspirations back.
• 1:13:54
  SPEAKER_00: I do?
• 1:13:55
  SPEAKER_01: You have advantage.
• 1:13:59
  SPEAKER_00: How so?
• 1:14:00
  SPEAKER_01: You're flanking.
• 1:14:02
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 1:14:04
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, thank you.
• 1:14:06
  SPEAKER_00: Um, so that's 13 slashing damage.
• 1:14:13
  SPEAKER_01: Is your summon to greatsword considered magical?
• 1:14:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 1:14:18
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:14:21
  SPEAKER_01: He is very hurt.
• 1:14:27
  SPEAKER_00: Are we going by old rules where we can Divine Smite?
• 1:14:33
  Yeah.
• 1:14:35
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:14:37
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to Divine Smite on that hit.
• 1:14:42
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, so let me do, uh, I'll spend a first level spell slot, uh, to use 2H.
• 1:14:54
  SPEAKER_01: Um, click the button right here.
• 1:14:58
  SPEAKER_01: Hey guys,
• 1:14:59
  SPEAKER_01: quick reminder to leave a like,
• 1:15:01
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• 1:15:05
  SPEAKER_00: Thanks!
• 1:15:08
  SPEAKER_00: 14 Radiant, that's good Radiant damage.
• 1:15:12
  SPEAKER_00: And then... Charged Blade.
• 1:15:17
  SPEAKER_00: What is that?
• 1:15:23
  SPEAKER_00: So do I do 2d8 now or 2d8 if he doesn't move?
• 1:15:32
  SPEAKER_01: 2d8 if he doesn't move.
• 1:15:34
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:15:38
  SPEAKER_01: He's extremely hurt.
• 1:15:41
  SPEAKER_00: It looks like it's on.
• 1:15:41
  SPEAKER_00: It says, the spell's damage increases when you reach higher levels.
• 1:15:46
  SPEAKER_00: At 5th level, the melee attack deals with extra D-lightning damage to the target.
• 1:15:51
  SPEAKER_00: And the damage to the target takes a D-8 lightning damage now.
• 1:15:58
  SPEAKER_00: Is that right?
• 1:16:01
  SPEAKER_01: Let me look at...
• 1:16:06
  SPEAKER_01: It should be in your list here somewhere.
• 1:16:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm looking at it in my spells.
• 1:16:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sometimes it'll tell you in your actions.
• 1:16:18
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
• 1:16:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so this is from your Warlock, right?
• 1:16:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 1:16:26
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, so he takes 2d8 now and then 3d8 if he moves.
• 1:16:32
  SPEAKER_00: Or if he doesn't move.
• 1:16:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, so you deal 1d8 immediately and then it takes 2d8 if it ends its turn within
• 1:16:37
  SPEAKER_01: the spell's range.
• 1:17:03
  SPEAKER_00: But I'm looking at it in my actions, it says 2d8 and then 3d8.
• 1:17:10
  SPEAKER_00: Is that because it's at 5th level or higher?
• 1:17:20
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that is odd.
• 1:17:22
  SPEAKER_01: I guess.
• 1:17:23
  SPEAKER_01: Is it 1d8 on both?
• 1:17:25
  SPEAKER_01: That wording is odd.
• 1:17:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:17:32
  SPEAKER_01: So that would be correct.
• 1:17:33
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I was looking for was how it was calculating it.
• 1:17:36
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:17:38
  SPEAKER_01: So 2d8 now, and then 3d8 if he doesn't
• 1:17:40
  SPEAKER_00: move.
• 1:17:41
  SPEAKER_00: 2d8 coming your way.
• 1:17:44
  SPEAKER_00: This is lightning.
• 1:17:47
  SPEAKER_01: He turns into a puff of mist.
• 1:17:54
  SPEAKER_00: Huh.
• 1:17:57
  SPEAKER_00: Dude was talking to big games.
• 1:18:00
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, I am gonna turn around.
• 1:18:08
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:18:08
  SPEAKER_00: We'll, uh, we'll move to the lady.
• 1:18:14
  SPEAKER_00: Or to this dude.
• 1:18:18
  SPEAKER_00: Uh... You.
• 1:18:21
  SPEAKER_01: Huh?
• 1:18:24
  SPEAKER_01: Is your blade considered sunlight?
• 1:18:27
  SPEAKER_01: You know, or... No.
• 1:18:28
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, hers is.
• 1:18:29
  SPEAKER_00: I think Dawnbreaker?
• 1:18:34
  SPEAKER_01: Dawnbringer.
• 1:18:35
  SPEAKER_01: Dawnbringer.
• 1:18:42
  SPEAKER_02: Cure Radiance.
• 1:18:45
  SPEAKER_01: Not Sunlight.
• 1:18:47
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, not Sunlight.
• 1:18:48
  SPEAKER_00: Dammit.
• 1:18:50
  SPEAKER_01: So he is the Puff of Man.
• 1:18:54
  SPEAKER_00: Should I continue?
• 1:18:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, you can continue.
• 1:18:59
  SPEAKER_00: Um, so yeah, then I move over here.
• 1:19:01
  SPEAKER_00: I, would I be flanking with, uh, Gale better?
• 1:19:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, but she's grappled.
• 1:19:11
  SPEAKER_00: Do I get advantage on my attack?
• 1:19:17
  SPEAKER_01: She's not threatening him, so I would say no.
• 1:19:20
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, no problem.
• 1:19:22
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, I will still attack this guy.
• 1:19:27
  SPEAKER_00: And I do have luck.
• 1:19:31
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm going to spend a luck to roll this attack at advantage.
• 1:19:36
  SPEAKER_00: Go ahead.
• 1:19:41
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't mean to...
• 1:19:43
  SPEAKER_00: I was trying to roll with advantage, but...
• 1:19:47
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, let me just roll one more and see if I get a natural 10.
• 1:19:52
  SPEAKER_00: And that's not a natural 10.
• 1:19:55
  SPEAKER_00: So...
• 1:19:57
  SPEAKER_00: 29?
• 1:19:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the 29 hits.
• 1:19:59
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead, roll damage.
• 1:20:01
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:20:02
  SPEAKER_00: 2d6 slashing.
• 1:20:09
  SPEAKER_00: That's good slashing.
• 1:20:13
  SPEAKER_00: And then we'll do the same thing here.
• 1:20:16
  SPEAKER_00: So it is a charged blade because we're doing the bonus action.
• 1:20:22
  SPEAKER_00: So 2d8 now.
• 1:20:28
  SPEAKER_00: That's good.
• 1:20:31
  SPEAKER_00: And we're going to also... We're going to level 2 smite here.
• 1:20:40
  SPEAKER_00: 3d8?
• 1:20:43
  SPEAKER_00: 3d8.
• 1:20:46
  SPEAKER_00: I just got to roll up here.
• 1:20:48
  SPEAKER_00: Rolling.
• 1:20:54
  SPEAKER_00: And poop.
• 1:20:56
  SPEAKER_00: 6 additional.
• 1:20:59
  SPEAKER_00: But I think that is all the bells and whistles.
• 1:21:04
  SPEAKER_00: And then I guess I got my shadow.
• 1:21:14
  SPEAKER_00: And the shadow will...
• 1:21:20
  SPEAKER_00: Let me try and shade glare this guy.
• 1:21:25
  SPEAKER_01: Wisdom?
• 1:21:27
  SPEAKER_00: Wisdom.
• 1:21:29
  SPEAKER_01: The 17.
• 1:21:32
  SPEAKER_00: Needs it, needs it.
• 1:21:35
  SPEAKER_00: In which case,
• 1:21:39
  SPEAKER_00: I will have the Shadow
• 1:21:46
  SPEAKER_00: bonus action Shade Warp with Joachim.
• 1:21:53
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:21:54
  SPEAKER_01: Watch that switch.
• 1:21:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 1:21:57
  SPEAKER_00: So they'll swap
• 1:22:01
  SPEAKER_01: Didn't you use your bonus action for your, oh no, the shadow's bonus action.
• 1:22:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yup.
• 1:22:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yup.
• 1:22:07
  SPEAKER_00: And then, uh, we got one more attack.
• 1:22:11
  SPEAKER_00: So let's try...
• 1:22:17
  SPEAKER_00: Let's try to shade whip, uh, this guy.
• 1:22:24
  SPEAKER_01: Save.
• 1:22:24
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, 16.
• 1:22:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:22:27
  SPEAKER_01: 17.
• 1:22:34
  SPEAKER_00: That's 21.
• 1:22:35
  SPEAKER_00: That's all I can do.
• 1:22:37
  SPEAKER_00: I end my turn.
• 1:22:41
  SPEAKER_01: Beedle, it is your turn.
• 1:22:47
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, I'm gonna rage.
• 1:22:51
  SPEAKER_01: Raging.
• 1:22:53
  SPEAKER_03: Raging.
• 1:22:58
  SPEAKER_00: Did I not do any damage to this guy?
• 1:23:02
  SPEAKER_00: Which guy?
• 1:23:03
  SPEAKER_00: This guy?
• 1:23:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:23:06
  SPEAKER_00: Oh man, he's like not hurt at all.
• 1:23:08
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:23:10
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna go after this guy.
• 1:23:16
  SPEAKER_01: He's a man.
• 1:23:17
  SPEAKER_01: You shouldn't be able to see him.
• 1:23:19
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 1:23:21
  SPEAKER_03: Alright.
• 1:23:22
  SPEAKER_03: This guy is pretty close.
• 1:23:24
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna go after this guy then.
• 1:23:29
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know why you can still see him.
• 1:23:31
  SPEAKER_01: Alright.
• 1:23:32
  SPEAKER_01: Ah yeah, you can go after him.
• 1:23:36
  SPEAKER_03: The Warrag.
• 1:23:43
  SPEAKER_03: 24.
• 1:23:46
  SPEAKER_01: Where's the plus two coming from?
• 1:23:49
  SPEAKER_00: We still haven't been able to figure that out yet.
• 1:23:53
  SPEAKER_01: So that would be 22.
• 1:23:55
  SPEAKER_01: Still hit.
• 1:24:00
  SPEAKER_01: So that would be... 14.
• 1:24:03
  SPEAKER_01: Because you get the plus 4 for Rage.
• 1:24:06
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 1:24:09
  SPEAKER_01: How's he holding up?
• 1:24:12
  SPEAKER_01: He looks a little irritated.
• 1:24:15
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck him.
• 1:24:16
  SPEAKER_01: Can I hit him again?
• 1:24:17
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead, roll.
• 1:24:21
  SPEAKER_01: Same exact roll.
• 1:24:24
  SPEAKER_01: That's 20 points of damage.
• 1:24:28
  SPEAKER_01: Alright.
• 1:24:29
  SPEAKER_01: Are you doing anything else?
• 1:24:31
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's all I can do.
• 1:24:32
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, alright.
• 1:24:36
  SPEAKER_01: I think we've proven ourselves in this combat.
• 1:24:38
  SPEAKER_01: It's Kai's turn, she's talking.
• 1:24:41
  SPEAKER_01: The dude that you guys were with is a mist.
• 1:24:46
  SPEAKER_01: Now.
• 1:24:48
  SPEAKER_01: He, you're hurt.
• 1:24:49
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what your buddy's gonna do when you go down and he doesn't have any backup.
• 1:24:56
  SPEAKER_01: Can we, are the rest of you good if we talk about this like civilized people?
• 1:25:03
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 1:25:04
  SPEAKER_02: I think I can beat
• 1:25:05
  SPEAKER_03: the mist.
• 1:25:11
  SPEAKER_00: I would love the opportunity to just talk
• 1:25:19
  SPEAKER_00: and not beat up mist because you can't do that.
• 1:25:22
  No.
• 1:25:26
  SPEAKER_03: My dagger is sheathed.
• 1:25:28
  SPEAKER_03: As for you, I'll stop threatening our shit.
• 1:25:34
  SPEAKER_00: Any thoughts?
• 1:25:35
  SPEAKER_00: I'm still just sitting here.
• 1:25:39
  SPEAKER_01: Any thoughts from you, Krakka, or Deedle?
• 1:25:43
  SPEAKER_01: Would you prefer to continue throwing punches, or are we open to a civilized conversation now?
• 1:26:02
  SPEAKER_03: Once they lay down their arms, I'll lay down mine.
• 1:26:07
  SPEAKER_01: What say you two?
• 1:26:08
  SPEAKER_01: I see the one guy begrudgingly lets go of Miss Farina.
• 1:26:17
  SPEAKER_01: It says,
• 1:26:18
  SPEAKER_01: alright,
• 1:26:18
  SPEAKER_01: and he sheathes his sword,
• 1:26:20
  SPEAKER_01: and the other guy just kind of hooks his morning stars on his belt.
• 1:26:28
  SPEAKER_03: I guess the trial by combat has...
• 1:26:34
  SPEAKER_03: Done well.
• 1:26:47
  SPEAKER_01: Let us have a civilized conversation then, shall we?
• 1:26:55
  SPEAKER_00: Is that mist still sitting?
• 1:26:57
  SPEAKER_01: It's just still kind of hanging out, yeah.
• 1:27:01
  SPEAKER_00: That counts.
• 1:27:02
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, Joaquin kind of tries to Wafted away with his hand.
• 1:27:09
  SPEAKER_01: Feels like a mask, but in mist form.
• 1:27:14
  SPEAKER_01: But as we transition to a pause in the festivities,
• 1:27:21
  SPEAKER_01: we are going to take a quick break and we will come back momentarily.
• 1:27:34
  SPEAKER_00: Although it's weird that this mist is still sitting here.
• 1:27:37
  SPEAKER_00: Lala, do something.
• 1:27:38
  SPEAKER_00: You got mist in your house now.
• 1:27:41
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't realize we hit.
• 1:27:43
  SPEAKER_01: We're almost at 1030 already, but we got to take a quick break and get up for a second.
• 1:27:49
  SPEAKER_01: Then we'll be right back.
• 1:27:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 1:27:51
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• 1:27:58
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  SPEAKER_01: It's time to get back into the adventure.
• 1:28:29
  SPEAKER_01: We are back.
• 1:28:33
  SPEAKER_01: We left off at the end of combat where
• 1:28:38
  SPEAKER_01: secondhand souls took out the supposed leader
• 1:28:41
  SPEAKER_01: of this trio while
• 1:28:45
  SPEAKER_01: one of the trio tried to rush for Miss Verna.
• 1:28:52
  SPEAKER_01: However, upon taking some blows and
• 1:29:00
  SPEAKER_01: Seeing that they were outmatched,
• 1:29:02
  SPEAKER_01: the surviving individuals decided to
• 1:29:07
  SPEAKER_01: accept Kaida's offer of parlay.
• 1:29:13
  SPEAKER_01: At the present moment, combat is paused.
• 1:29:21
  SPEAKER_01: Who would like to attempt to parlay
• 1:29:28
  SPEAKER_01: with these individuals?
• 1:29:32
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like this may just be a stall tactic, but we'll see.
• 1:29:59
  SPEAKER_02: Do I get any feelings from the mist?
• 1:30:03
  SPEAKER_02: Can I insight check the mist?
• 1:30:09
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, you could if you would like.
• 1:30:11
  SPEAKER_02: Can you roll it for me?
• 1:30:13
  SPEAKER_02: I have a cat.
• 1:30:16
  SPEAKER_01: Let's see.
• 1:30:19
  SPEAKER_01: Go up here.
• 1:30:21
  SPEAKER_01: You get insight on advantage.
• 1:30:26
  SPEAKER_01: You rolled a 12.
• 1:30:28
  SPEAKER_02: Can you inspiration that?
• 1:30:38
  SPEAKER_02: Well, that's better.
• 1:30:39
  SPEAKER_01: That's 22.
• 1:30:43
  SPEAKER_01: The mist is misty.
• 1:30:46
  SPEAKER_02: Do I know anything about vampires or no?
• 1:30:49
  SPEAKER_01: You can make a history check.
• 1:30:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, do that.
• 1:30:55
  SPEAKER_02: Although that's awful.
• 1:31:00
  SPEAKER_02: 15.
• 1:31:01
  SPEAKER_02: We did just fight one.
• 1:31:04
  SPEAKER_01: Undead.
• 1:31:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, my spell told me that.
• 1:31:10
  SPEAKER_01: The more powerful ones can
• 1:31:16
  SPEAKER_01: turn into mist to escape danger.
• 1:31:20
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:31:25
  SPEAKER_01: So, that's probably what this is.
• 1:31:29
  SPEAKER_02: He's just being a bitch.
• 1:31:31
  SPEAKER_02: Got it.
• 1:31:34
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
• 1:31:35
  SPEAKER_02: What are
• 1:31:48
  SPEAKER_00: you?
• 1:31:48
  SPEAKER_00: What are you doing?
• 1:31:51
  SPEAKER_00: You're asking what am I doing?
• 1:31:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:31:59
  SPEAKER_01: You asked Yonora a question, she didn't say check the mist, you know.
• 1:32:03
  SPEAKER_00: Just keep an eye on it.
• 1:32:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I will then,
• 1:32:09
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not getting rid of my weapon yet because this all still feels kind of weird,
• 1:32:14
  SPEAKER_00: but I will hold it at my side.
• 1:32:18
  SPEAKER_00: I will call my shadow to me, but not dismiss it, and I'll say,
• 1:32:26
  SPEAKER_00: you barged in here?
• 1:32:29
  SPEAKER_00: Now you want to talk?
• 1:32:31
  SPEAKER_00: Talk.
• 1:32:36
  SPEAKER_01: The deal was, well,
• 1:32:38
  SPEAKER_01: the deal that our Misty friend here made was that we'd set up an appointment
• 1:32:44
  SPEAKER_01: with our client if you proved yourselves in combat.
• 1:32:55
  SPEAKER_01: Is that still the deal that you would like to take?
• 1:33:00
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 1:33:01
  SPEAKER_00: Is there anything that you can tell us about your client before we meet them?
• 1:33:07
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 1:33:07
  SPEAKER_01: What
• 1:33:15
  SPEAKER_00: are your names again?
• 1:33:17
  SPEAKER_01: What is the name of your group?
• 1:33:19
  SPEAKER_00: It'll be the second-hand song.
• 1:33:24
  SPEAKER_00: Patent pending.
• 1:33:27
  SPEAKER_01: So...
• 1:33:37
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not sure if our client's gonna be keen on meeting you.
• 1:33:41
  SPEAKER_00: Why is that?
• 1:33:48
  SPEAKER_00: Well...
• 1:33:57
  SPEAKER_01: Let's just say we work for a certain individual
• 1:34:06
  SPEAKER_01: Who is
• 1:34:09
  SPEAKER_01: higher up in the ranks of a certain syndicate.
• 1:34:19
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, we could just continue the test and just leave all three of your bodies out front.
• 1:34:24
  SPEAKER_00: Kraka, you too?
• 1:34:28
  SPEAKER_00: Get punch drunk over here?
• 1:34:29
  SPEAKER_00: What's going on?
• 1:34:31
  SPEAKER_03: Well, we...
• 1:34:33
  SPEAKER_03: We took the test.
• 1:34:34
  SPEAKER_03: We came to a spot where we're like, hey, we passed.
• 1:34:37
  SPEAKER_03: And now we're saying that we're still not worthy.
• 1:34:40
  SPEAKER_03: Well, then what else do we got to show to prove our wealth or worth?
• 1:34:45
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, sorry.
• 1:34:47
  SPEAKER_02: Their boss won't want
• 1:34:51
  SPEAKER_02: to meet with us because we kidnapped his son and turned him into the cops.
• 1:34:56
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, no, no, no, it's not.
• 1:35:00
  SPEAKER_01: It's it's.
• 1:35:02
  SPEAKER_01: It's not the head haunt.
• 1:35:08
  SPEAKER_03: How do you know that was us?
• 1:35:13
  SPEAKER_03: It could have been anybody.
• 1:35:18
  SPEAKER_03: We just got here like a couple days ago.
• 1:35:21
  SPEAKER_03: Looking for a business opportunity.
• 1:35:23
  SPEAKER_03: That's why we came here to purchase a building.
• 1:35:26
  SPEAKER_02: Does he work on the council?
• 1:35:33
  SPEAKER_01: He said he works for someone that's high up in the Syndicate.
• 1:35:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he won't meet with us.
• 1:35:37
  SPEAKER_02: Is it because he's also on the Council?
• 1:35:42
  SPEAKER_01: Unaware of someone being on the Council and working for the Syndicate.
• 1:35:49
  SPEAKER_02: I think he's telling the truth.
• 1:35:52
  SPEAKER_01: There.
• 1:35:58
  SPEAKER_00: Why won't they meet us?
• 1:35:59
  SPEAKER_00: We're essentially a neutral party.
• 1:36:04
  SPEAKER_01: You're wanted for a lot of things.
• 1:36:09
  SPEAKER_03: You're wanted for a lot of things.
• 1:36:12
  SPEAKER_03: As is your boss.
• 1:36:14
  SPEAKER_03: Correction, we were wanted for a lot of things.
• 1:36:18
  SPEAKER_01: We were falsely accused there.
• 1:36:21
  SPEAKER_01: So we checked the bounty boards this morning and your bounties are still out there.
• 1:36:28
  SPEAKER_00: Counties for what exactly?
• 1:36:30
  SPEAKER_03: What are we being accused of?
• 1:36:32
  SPEAKER_03: You heard what he said falsely, falsely accused.
• 1:36:41
  SPEAKER_01: Regardless of accused or not, our current mark is not you all.
• 1:36:55
  SPEAKER_01: Mr.
• 1:37:02
  SPEAKER_01: Elanathino
• 1:37:06
  SPEAKER_01: would probably not meet with you.
• 1:37:11
  SPEAKER_03: You damn well better not expect us to repeat that name ever.
• 1:37:26
  SPEAKER_00: If he won't meet with us,
• 1:37:27
  SPEAKER_00: then, I mean, again, I don't really know what there is to talk about here.
• 1:37:37
  SPEAKER_00: And Joaquin kind of twirls, spins his greatsword.
• 1:37:47
  SPEAKER_00: You're losing out on an opportunity to parlay, friend.
• 1:37:58
  SPEAKER_01: Here's the deal.
• 1:38:03
  SPEAKER_01: We'll take our Misty friend back for the time being
• 1:38:11
  SPEAKER_01: and we won't come to collect
• 1:38:16
  SPEAKER_01: for
• 1:38:16
  SPEAKER_01: the moment
• 1:38:19
  SPEAKER_01: and we'll speak with our client
• 1:38:25
  SPEAKER_01: and see how he would like to proceed.
• 1:38:33
  SPEAKER_00: That works for me.
• 1:38:35
  SPEAKER_00: Cooler heads will prevail.
• 1:38:45
  SPEAKER_01: I suggest you get some better security at this establishment.
• 1:38:53
  SPEAKER_00: I look down at the Goliaths and then I look back at this guy and I, again,
• 1:38:58
  SPEAKER_00: I kind of flip my great sword onto my shoulder and I say,
• 1:39:04
  SPEAKER_00: Noted, but I think you can see that we can handle our own, yeah?
• 1:39:09
  SPEAKER_01: What happens to her when you're not here?
• 1:39:16
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, she'll be fine.
• 1:39:17
  SPEAKER_03: These blades are just a little dull and sharpening.
• 1:39:22
  SPEAKER_00: Back to threats now, buddy?
• 1:39:29
  SPEAKER_01: We're not the only ones looking to collect.
• 1:39:36
  SPEAKER_00: I kind of give the landlord, Gilvan, a dirty look.
• 1:39:44
  SPEAKER_00: She's clearly been money lending with the wrong sorts,
• 1:39:47
  SPEAKER_00: but another thing for us to clean up now that we're here.
• 1:39:53
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's not another loan.
• 1:39:54
  SPEAKER_01: It's the same loan.
• 1:39:56
  SPEAKER_01: He just hired a bunch of different people.
• 1:40:01
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, so this client's just an asshole.
• 1:40:07
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• 1:40:08
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• 1:40:09
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• 1:40:13
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• 1:40:36
  SPEAKER_01: That's a fair assessment.
• 1:40:40
  SPEAKER_00: But, uh, when can we expect to hear from you again?
• 1:40:48
  SPEAKER_01: Well, probably in a few days.
• 1:40:56
  SPEAKER_03: We'll leave our landlord alone in the meantime.
• 1:41:02
  SPEAKER_01: Plus three will leave her alone.
• 1:41:08
  SPEAKER_01: There are others that are also looking to collect.
• 1:41:11
  SPEAKER_00: I'd like you to put the word out that,
• 1:41:14
  SPEAKER_00: again, she's off limits until we speak to the main client.
• 1:41:19
  SPEAKER_01: I can try, but I'm not the one that hired the other groups.
• 1:41:22
  SPEAKER_01: It'd have to come from him.
• 1:41:25
  SPEAKER_03: Well then, tell him to make it so.
• 1:41:30
  SPEAKER_01: Take a few days for me to get in contact with him.
• 1:41:35
  SPEAKER_03: Is he on an island somewhere?
• 1:41:37
  SPEAKER_03: I thought he's going to be back here in a few days.
• 1:41:40
  SPEAKER_03: No, it's going to take a few days just to get in contact with him.
• 1:41:44
  SPEAKER_01: After we get in contact with him, I can get back here pretty quick.
• 1:41:51
  SPEAKER_03: Take this carrier pigeon.
• 1:41:56
  SPEAKER_00: Actually, that's not a bad idea.
• 1:41:58
  SPEAKER_00: You can absolutely take the pigeon, but a few days is fine.
• 1:42:03
  SPEAKER_00: Business and all that, I get it.
• 1:42:04
  SPEAKER_00: Nothing moves at the speed of light.
• 1:42:15
  SPEAKER_03: In the meantime, Lala turns to Gale.
• 1:42:21
  SPEAKER_03: Our protection services cost approximately a month and a half of rent.
• 1:42:37
  SPEAKER_01: Now, now,
• 1:42:42
  SPEAKER_01: while that's probably blightly inflated, we can discuss service fees later.
• 1:42:53
  SPEAKER_03: It wouldn't be if your rent was not inflated.
• 1:42:59
  SPEAKER_01: May we take our misty friend with us?
• 1:43:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, please.
• 1:43:10
  SPEAKER_00: He's clapping.
• 1:43:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'd like to see how you're going to collect him up.
• 1:43:17
  SPEAKER_01: They don't.
• 1:43:17
  SPEAKER_01: They just kind of motion and he kind of moved.
• 1:43:20
  SPEAKER_01: The mist moves over and they leave.
• 1:43:25
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, so wait.
• 1:43:28
  SPEAKER_03: Is he still alive?
• 1:43:33
  SPEAKER_01: You're not sure how vampires work.
• 1:43:41
  SPEAKER_01: Miss Verna is talking now.
• 1:43:43
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you for your assistance.
• 1:43:53
  SPEAKER_00: We didn't have much of a choice, but yeah, you're welcome.
• 1:43:58
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, you did.
• 1:43:59
  SPEAKER_01: You could have just left.
• 1:44:01
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's not what we're about.
• 1:44:07
  SPEAKER_00: Be careful who you borrow money from.
• 1:44:10
  SPEAKER_01: That's not the first time I've been visited.
• 1:44:13
  SPEAKER_01: I've talked my way out of it before.
• 1:44:15
  SPEAKER_01: That's why the amount owed is so high.
• 1:44:22
  SPEAKER_00: Well, yes, but why would you borrow money from these stories?
• 1:44:27
  SPEAKER_01: I borrowed money from
• 1:44:34
  SPEAKER_01: black market financier.
• 1:44:41
  SPEAKER_01: And he got his money from
• 1:44:47
  SPEAKER_01: one of the crime organizations.
• 1:44:52
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you went to the black market.
• 1:44:53
  SPEAKER_03: Where else did you think it was going to come from?
• 1:44:58
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't go through any of the normal markets.
• 1:45:01
  SPEAKER_01: They wouldn't give me the money because I wasn't making any money.
• 1:45:07
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, look.
• 1:45:09
  SPEAKER_00: Lesson learned, if you lay down with the dog, you're going to get fleas.
• 1:45:14
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe not deal with, maybe try and go find other routes for funding.
• 1:45:22
  SPEAKER_00: There have to be.
• 1:45:24
  SPEAKER_00: And again, now that you know us, we can definitely work out business options.
• 1:45:30
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I have to say, I don't know how credible you are, but let's one problem at a time.
• 1:45:38
  SPEAKER_00: Um, we're gonna work to get this one sorted out.
• 1:45:44
  SPEAKER_00: Right?
• 1:45:44
  SPEAKER_00: And then, uh, I look to the rest
• 1:45:46
  SPEAKER_01: of it.
• 1:45:47
  SPEAKER_01: And it's like, uh, I can definitely help with that after we get situated.
• 1:45:57
  SPEAKER_01: We need to get our guild operation situated first.
• 1:46:06
  SPEAKER_01: That makes sense.
• 1:46:07
  SPEAKER_01: That is a discussion that we must have, though.
• 1:46:13
  SPEAKER_01: What kind of guild should the secondhand souls be?
• 1:46:21
  SPEAKER_03: We're a mariner's guild.
• 1:46:25
  SPEAKER_00: As in what we specialize in?
• 1:46:30
  SPEAKER_01: What we offer.
• 1:46:33
  SPEAKER_01: Do we want to deal in...
• 1:46:38
  SPEAKER_01: Commerce or trade goods bounties.
• 1:46:48
  SPEAKER_00: I would offer consultation services.
• 1:47:00
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what else the rest of you all want to bring to the table,
• 1:47:02
  SPEAKER_00: but yes, I offer consultation services.
• 1:47:07
  SPEAKER_01: That's pretty well.
• 1:47:08
  SPEAKER_01: We could consult on various different topics.
• 1:47:10
  SPEAKER_01: We have a very well-established investigator, my wife.
• 1:47:18
  SPEAKER_01: We have
• 1:47:21
  SPEAKER_01: some very good individuals in sailing
• 1:47:30
  SPEAKER_01: and Protection and strong arm tactics
• 1:47:34
  SPEAKER_01: and some deceptive and sneaking tactics.
• 1:47:38
  SPEAKER_01: Have some magical prowess
• 1:47:45
  SPEAKER_01: and arcane knowledge.
• 1:47:48
  SPEAKER_03: I can teach people how to do makeup.
• 1:47:56
  SPEAKER_01: I think we could do consultation.
• 1:48:00
  SPEAKER_01: We are probably still going to have a little bit of the smaller jobs,
• 1:48:07
  SPEAKER_01: though, like the hunting and the collecting fines for people and whatnot.
• 1:48:17
  SPEAKER_01: Is there anything else you all would like to do at this time?
• 1:48:27
  SPEAKER_00: I would...
• 1:48:28
  SPEAKER_00: Probably like to take a shower, if possible.
• 1:48:33
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like getting grabbed by that,
• 1:48:38
  SPEAKER_00: what I'm assuming is a vampire since he burst into the mist.
• 1:48:44
  SPEAKER_00: So gross.
• 1:48:45
  SPEAKER_00: Otherwise, no.
• 1:48:48
  SPEAKER_01: So there is no working shower here.
• 1:48:51
  SPEAKER_01: And your building that you just purchased also didn't have a working shower yet.
• 1:49:00
  SPEAKER_03: Washing in the horse trough.
• 1:49:03
  SPEAKER_00: I give Lala all the dirty looks.
• 1:49:09
  SPEAKER_00: You're the landlord now.
• 1:49:11
  SPEAKER_00: You signed the paper.
• 1:49:13
  SPEAKER_00: Shower.
• 1:49:14
  SPEAKER_00: You're not my tenant.
• 1:49:17
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry?
• 1:49:18
  SPEAKER_01: You're not my tenant.
• 1:49:19
  SPEAKER_01: You're technically the tenant, not the landlord.
• 1:49:24
  SPEAKER_03: I'm subletting.
• 1:49:30
  SPEAKER_00: No shower?
• 1:49:32
  SPEAKER_00: What are we?
• 1:49:33
  SPEAKER_00: Uh-uh.
• 1:49:37
  SPEAKER_01: Listen, it's gonna take some time, all right?
• 1:49:39
  SPEAKER_01: I gotta make a few calls to see if anyone is willing to help us.
• 1:49:46
  SPEAKER_03: Come on, pretty boy.
• 1:49:47
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sure we can find half a barrel around here.
• 1:49:49
  SPEAKER_03: I'll show you how to make a bath.
• 1:49:54
  SPEAKER_03: Rich boys don't know how to do anything.
• 1:49:56
  SPEAKER_00: What are you talking about shower outside?
• 1:49:58
  SPEAKER_00: I need to be indoors.
• 1:50:00
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't say outside.
• 1:50:02
  SPEAKER_03: I said half a barrel.
• 1:50:05
  SPEAKER_03: Pour the water in, boil some of it.
• 1:50:08
  SPEAKER_03: It's nice and warm as long as you show up.
• 1:50:12
  SPEAKER_02: You want to help Bacame bathe, Laura?
• 1:50:16
  SPEAKER_00: She wants to put me in a barrel.
• 1:50:17
  SPEAKER_00: Are you trying to cook me?
• 1:50:20
  SPEAKER_03: If you don't talk about your whining, I mean it.
• 1:50:24
  SPEAKER_00: I'm simply asking questions.
• 1:50:26
  SPEAKER_00: This is all very weird.
• 1:50:28
  SPEAKER_03: I'm showing the rich boy how to make a bathtub.
• 1:50:31
  SPEAKER_03: Whatever,
• 1:50:40
  SPEAKER_00: whatever, whatever.
• 1:50:41
  SPEAKER_00: My skin is literally starting to fall.
• 1:50:44
  SPEAKER_00: Showing this Bushman's bathtub.
• 1:50:50
  SPEAKER_01: We do have a bathtub in our place that Dee Deedle was able to flip onto his feet.
• 1:50:59
  SPEAKER_01: So we have the bathtub part.
• 1:51:02
  SPEAKER_00: But it's filthy.
• 1:51:03
  SPEAKER_00: And there's no water to clean it or myself.
• 1:51:08
  SPEAKER_00: There is water.
• 1:51:09
  SPEAKER_00: You've got to move it.
• 1:51:10
  SPEAKER_00: Get a bucket.
• 1:51:11
  SPEAKER_01: You get water.
• 1:51:13
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, no, no.
• 1:51:14
  SPEAKER_00: You mean there's no plumbing.
• 1:51:16
  SPEAKER_00: Is there plumbing?
• 1:51:17
  SPEAKER_00: There's no plumbing.
• 1:51:19
  SPEAKER_00: Is there?
• 1:51:21
  SPEAKER_03: There's plumbing.
• 1:51:21
  SPEAKER_03: I checked it out.
• 1:51:24
  SPEAKER_03: I distinctly checked the piping.
• 1:51:29
  SPEAKER_01: Did you flush the toilets?
• 1:51:32
  SPEAKER_01: There were no toilets.
• 1:51:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, this is a Barbie-style house.
• 1:51:37
  SPEAKER_03: There's no actual amenities, just stickers that look like appliances.
• 1:51:41
  SPEAKER_00: I have vowels.
• 1:51:44
  SPEAKER_00: I am the Kindle.
• 1:51:50
  SPEAKER_00: No matter how pretty I am.
• 1:51:55
  SPEAKER_01: I'm, uh...
• 1:51:58
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to try to wake these two up.
• 1:52:00
  SPEAKER_01: You guys are welcome to go over to your building, and I'll come by later to check on you.
• 1:52:10
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what I'm going to do there since I can't shower.
• 1:52:19
  SPEAKER_00: Demon job, come on, show me your... your rebel... nobody ways.
• 1:52:26
  SPEAKER_00: Babe.
• 1:52:32
  SPEAKER_01: As you all make your way out of the building,
• 1:52:38
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• 1:52:43
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