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- 0:00Speaker 1: Now this morning show in Boston.
- 0:02Speaker 2: Billy and Lisa in the morning. It's just a great
- 0:04Speaker 2: start to my day.
- 0:05Speaker 3: On Kiss one eight.
- 0:09Speaker 4: Good morning, everybody, Welcome into another day on the Billy
- 0:12Speaker 4: and Lisa Show. I'm justin Billy here, Lisa here, and
- 0:15Speaker 4: producer Riley. Of course, I hope your morning's going good
- 0:19Speaker 4: so far. We have so much to get to on
- 0:20Speaker 4: the show this morning. First and foremost, we do have
- 0:23Speaker 4: a trip to Las Vegas for the iHeart Radio Music Festival.
- 0:26Speaker 4: It's gonna happen at nine ten. You'll get a trip
- 0:29Speaker 4: plus one thousand dollars cash. And what a lineup. This
- 0:32Speaker 4: is Benson Boone, Bts, Zara Larson, and many more artists
- 0:36Speaker 4: that will happen at nine ten. And a reminder, you
- 0:39Speaker 4: can always check in with us on the talk back
- 0:40Speaker 4: feature again on the iHeartRadio app. When you're listening to
- 0:43Speaker 4: Kiss want to wait, tap that red microphone you can
- 0:46Speaker 4: literally say whatever you want.
- 0:48Speaker 5: I just had to share this with somebody because I'm
- 0:52Speaker 5: probably gonna cry, and I hope I'll get an accident
- 0:56Speaker 5: on my way to work.
- 0:57Speaker 6: I just got in my car and there was a
- 0:59Speaker 6: few spider web, like huge spider web right in the doorway.
- 1:05Speaker 3: I think I have to burn.
- 1:06Speaker 1: My car now. Oh wow, a tarantula or something.
- 1:12Speaker 4: Sorry about the spider spider web, but I just love
- 1:14Speaker 4: that in that moment of complete panic and fear, she
- 1:18Speaker 4: used to talk back to talk to us. I love
- 1:22Speaker 4: that so much. I do have an update about the
- 1:26Speaker 4: rat problem at my house. We talked about this earlier.
- 1:28Speaker 4: My wife had set a rat trap overnight, but she
- 1:31Speaker 4: had to set her alarm for four point thirty to
- 1:32Speaker 4: go out and get the rat, hopefully, because the chicken
- 1:35Speaker 4: coop door opens at five.
- 1:37Speaker 1: Yeah, can't have a chicken get caught in the trap.
- 1:39Speaker 4: So Billy and I stalked my ring camera footage when
- 1:42Speaker 4: we got in and saw her out there with a
- 1:44Speaker 4: shovel picking something up in the coop and walking it out.
- 1:47Speaker 7: In the middle of the night, total darkness.
- 1:49Speaker 4: Yeah she did not get the rats. Oh yeah, the
- 1:53Speaker 4: rat didn't even the trap was intact. She was picking
- 1:56Speaker 4: it up because she wants to save it, to put
- 1:58Speaker 4: it back out tonight.
- 1:59Speaker 1: She doesn't want to. You're confirming around, right, trap?
- 2:01Speaker 8: Now?
- 2:02Speaker 4: God forbid? Hannah fer gets caught in the trap.
- 2:04Speaker 1: What happens when you get caught in the trap?
- 2:07Speaker 4: It snaps your neck.
- 2:08Speaker 1: Yeah, justin.
- 2:10Speaker 8: I live in Pellam, New Hampshire, and I have been
- 2:13Speaker 8: a chicken tender for the.
- 2:15Speaker 3: Last five years.
- 2:17Speaker 8: I've been completely infested with rats twice. I have done
- 2:23Speaker 8: everything you can imagine to get rid of these rats.
- 2:27Speaker 8: The natural way or the traps way. Nothing works. You
- 2:31Speaker 8: have to get rat poison.
- 2:33Speaker 7: Well, the good news is they've moved to your house.
- 2:35Speaker 9: Wait a second, wouldn't the rat poison though poison the chickens?
- 2:39Speaker 4: I mean if they got a hold of it on
- 2:40Speaker 4: the trap.
- 2:41Speaker 9: She slippery slope.
- 2:42Speaker 4: She used cheese and I said, why why are you
- 2:45Speaker 4: using cheese? And she said, don't rats eat cheese? And yeah,
- 2:49Speaker 4: I guess they do.
- 2:49Speaker 9: When you see that in cartoons, I think they're a
- 2:52Speaker 9: garbage pickers.
- 2:52Speaker 4: And then my friend Alan, who's at my house, goes
- 2:55Speaker 4: that that was like Tom and Jerry.
- 2:57Speaker 1: Yeah, do you think that's real?
- 2:58Speaker 7: I just think throw some garbage out.
- 3:00Speaker 1: They go in the trash, the dumpsters all the time,
- 3:03Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry, Tom and Jerry blocks of cheese, like
- 3:08Speaker 1: little blocks.
- 3:09Speaker 4: That's what she put on the trap.
- 3:11Speaker 1: I'm telling you you are crazy if you really believe
- 3:15Speaker 1: there's a singular rat on your project. They run and pass.
- 3:19Speaker 1: It's an infestation, okay, but we have it under surveillance
- 3:22Speaker 1: and there's only one rat that comes in because they
- 3:26Speaker 1: said out like he's lowest on the totem poles, right,
- 3:31Speaker 1: he's got to go out and.
- 3:32Speaker 7: Check it out.
- 3:32Speaker 9: These animal communities they do, they have a hierarchy, okay,
- 3:36Speaker 9: and Billy's right, they send them.
- 3:38Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 3:39Speaker 1: If the scout rat neck clipped right, well, then they're
- 3:43Speaker 1: not going there anymore. So they're using him.
- 3:45Speaker 4: I think. I think if there were there's food there
- 3:50Speaker 4: and there's a way to get in, they would all
- 3:51Speaker 4: go in.
- 3:52Speaker 2: No, No, because that.
- 3:56Speaker 1: Yeah, there's certainly there's Yeah, this is what they do.
- 4:01Speaker 9: They know that if they all come in, then it's
- 4:02Speaker 9: gonna make more of a ruckus and then they're all
- 4:04Speaker 9: gonna get killed. So they just send one sleuth in, yeah,
- 4:07Speaker 9: checking it out.
- 4:08Speaker 1: So this scout rat that's roaming your property, he's gonna
- 4:11Speaker 1: get his neck clipped right, and then the rest of
- 4:14Speaker 1: them are gonna take off and find us safeer property.
- 4:16Speaker 9: Exactly.
- 4:17Speaker 1: You're way too ready for them now that that's why
- 4:19Speaker 1: they're taking their time.
- 4:21Speaker 4: Now that I think of it. Okay, the rat has
- 4:23Speaker 4: been going into the coop every single night.
- 4:26Speaker 1: See, but the night she puts the trap.
- 4:28Speaker 4: In, he does not make an appearance. So not be
- 4:31Speaker 4: onto something.
- 4:32Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm telling you, you got to come up with
- 4:34Speaker 1: some other plan. First of all, you gotta bomb that
- 4:36Speaker 1: place like they have stuff. They call it the bomb, right.
- 4:41Speaker 1: You gotta just bomb it and then start from scratch.
- 4:44Speaker 9: The chickens gonna be like collateral.
- 4:45Speaker 1: To put the chickens in a wagon somewhere and bring
- 4:48Speaker 1: them somewhere, put them wear I don't know, like wag
- 4:51Speaker 1: get do they have daycare centers or chickens.
- 4:53Speaker 4: Well, we have a garage she set up as an
- 4:55Speaker 4: icyave them in the garage, and then bomb the place.
- 4:58Speaker 1: I'm telling that's the only way you're getting to the rat.
- 5:00Speaker 4: All these people don't make me feel better.
- 5:02Speaker 6: Your wife is crazy good at her job of being
- 5:06Speaker 6: a chicken mom and a mom and a nurse and
- 5:10Speaker 6: all the stuff.
- 5:11Speaker 9: Go agin Okay, I love the word chicken tender.
- 5:14Speaker 4: Yeah that's what she calls herself too. I'm fighting with
- 5:18Speaker 4: her now because I want to post the video of
- 5:20Speaker 4: her with the shovel, and she's like, you better not
- 5:22Speaker 4: post it.
- 5:23Speaker 1: Oh no, you can't yet permission. Oh that's posting goals.
- 5:28Speaker 4: Well, she's in her pajamas at four o'clock in the
- 5:30Speaker 4: morning and pitch black.
- 5:31Speaker 1: I got to see her creeping around and then all
- 5:33Speaker 1: of a sudden, she's carrying this shovel very gently, and
- 5:36Speaker 1: I thought it was a bunny. Yeah, she clipped its neck.
- 5:39Speaker 4: Could be a bunny, could be a squirrell, could be
- 5:41Speaker 4: a chipmunk, could be apossum. Yeah, and once it, once
- 5:43Speaker 4: it gets caught.
- 5:44Speaker 1: You know, if you let these rats hang around long enough,
- 5:48Speaker 1: you're going to have much bigger animals on your property. Right,
- 5:52Speaker 1: Cheetah's coming in from.
- 5:54Speaker 9: The planet Fitness Kids one of eight studios.
- 5:57Speaker 2: We're back with a Villy and Lisa.
- 5:59Speaker 4: In the more So, if you are single, if you
- 6:02Speaker 4: are looking for lobby, if you are in the dating world,
- 6:05Speaker 4: you're in luck. By the way, good morning, everybody. Welcome
- 6:07Speaker 4: to the Billy and Lisa Show. Justin Billy Lisa, and yeah,
- 6:11Speaker 4: how about this stoop dating.
- 6:13Speaker 10: Welcome to Stop Dating in Boston, where we see if
- 6:15Speaker 10: you can find love on the soup. Today, we're back
- 6:17Speaker 10: in the hot seat with Ryan to see who he
- 6:20Speaker 10: chose as his stupe match.
- 6:22Speaker 9: Who do you think it is okay, and we have
- 6:24Speaker 9: jewels and studio. The founder of stoop dating.
- 6:28Speaker 2: Hi, thank you Joe having me. I'm doing great.
- 6:31Speaker 1: I should mention this thing is exploding so much. So
- 6:34Speaker 1: this is your full time gig now, right? Ye mean
- 6:37Speaker 1: you quit whatever you were doing and now this is
- 6:40Speaker 1: your gig.
- 6:40Speaker 10: Yes, this is my full time job now, although it
- 6:43Speaker 10: doesn't feel like work at all.
- 6:45Speaker 9: Okay, So explain what stoop dating is to everyone listening.
- 6:48Speaker 10: So basically, stoop dating is a dating show in different
- 6:51Speaker 10: cities where I set you up with a partner to
- 6:56Speaker 10: see if you guys are compatible on a first date
- 6:59Speaker 10: on different stew in different cities based on applications.
- 7:02Speaker 7: Boston being one of the cities, Boston being.
- 7:05Speaker 2: The main city one of them, right because you live here.
- 7:07Speaker 9: Yes, okay, so you do Philly, you do Nashville, but
- 7:10Speaker 9: we're talking Boston.
- 7:11Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 7:11Speaker 9: So literally, people will sit on a stoop. You sit
- 7:13Speaker 9: in the center, guy and girl, and you've somehow pulled
- 7:18Speaker 9: them together from an application process, and then you ask
- 7:21Speaker 9: them a series of questions. Right, Yes, that's the gist.
- 7:24Speaker 9: It's simple, it's easy, it's it's you know, I think
- 7:27Speaker 9: people maybe you're tired of some of the dating apps, right,
- 7:29Speaker 9: so me, is that one of the reasons why you
- 7:31Speaker 9: started this.
- 7:32Speaker 10: One of the many reasons why I started. I hate
- 7:34Speaker 10: the dating apps. I'm a very face to face person.
- 7:37Speaker 10: I hate how dating apps you can just write someone
- 7:39Speaker 10: off based on appearance, and just how it's never ending.
- 7:42Speaker 2: It's like, if this person rejects me, well, I can.
- 7:44Speaker 10: Just scroll and find someone new. I think that is
- 7:46Speaker 10: just so inauthentic and I hate that. And I also
- 7:50Speaker 10: love the idea of being in a neighborhood setting and
- 7:52Speaker 10: just connecting with people.
- 7:54Speaker 2: It just reminds me of home and childhood growing up.
- 7:57Speaker 1: We keep hearing stories about how incredibly tough a ut
- 8:00Speaker 1: it is out there for dating. Do you feel that?
- 8:02Speaker 7: Are you seeing that a lot?
- 8:04Speaker 10: And why We've had every single person on the show
- 8:08Speaker 10: say that every single person has a negative outlook on dating,
- 8:12Speaker 10: And obviously that's something I want to change. I'm a
- 8:15Speaker 10: positive person, and I think dating nowadays has become harder
- 8:19Speaker 10: one because of the dating apps, just that everyone has
- 8:22Speaker 10: become so disposable. When people are not disposable, you can
- 8:25Speaker 10: just scroll and find someone new.
- 8:27Speaker 2: I obviously hate that.
- 8:29Speaker 10: And I also think because everyone's behind their phones a
- 8:32Speaker 10: lot of men and women are afraid to approach each
- 8:35Speaker 10: other now. It's like you'll see someone at a bar
- 8:37Speaker 10: and then see them on a dating app later and
- 8:39Speaker 10: they'll be like, I think.
- 8:40Speaker 2: I saw you at the bar the other night. It's like,
- 8:42Speaker 2: why don't you just come up to me then?
- 8:43Speaker 9: But so you took like what you said was you
- 8:45Speaker 9: would sit on the stoop with your friends and chat
- 8:48Speaker 9: people up as they were walking by, and then that's
- 8:50Speaker 9: what you gave you the idea of, well, let's turn
- 8:53Speaker 9: this into people meeting other people.
- 8:55Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.
- 8:56Speaker 10: So I would sit on different stoops in Southie and
- 8:59Speaker 10: just from sitting out outside, we met so many people
- 9:02Speaker 10: just walking by, coming back from the bars, or just
- 9:05Speaker 10: during the day. We would eat our lunch out there,
- 9:07Speaker 10: and it was just something I saw it and I
- 9:11Speaker 10: felt like I haven't experienced that type of connection with
- 9:13Speaker 10: people in a while, and I was like, I want.
- 9:16Speaker 2: To do something with this.
- 9:17Speaker 10: I think people need this, and everyone hates the dating app.
- 9:20Speaker 7: So how do people get on the stoop?
- 9:23Speaker 10: So we have an application link in our bio. It's
- 9:25Speaker 10: a pretty hapty application. It's also really fun because we
- 9:27Speaker 10: can see how long it takes.
- 9:29Speaker 2: People to apply to it. So and you go to stoop.
- 9:33Speaker 9: Dot dating on Instagram. Yeah, and the link is right
- 9:36Speaker 9: on the link on your pape, right in our by
- 9:38Speaker 9: on your bed.
- 9:39Speaker 10: And we have questions like, how do you describe yourself
- 9:42Speaker 10: in a relationship, what are some qualities you're looking for
- 9:44Speaker 10: in a partner, what are your interests in hobbies? What's
- 9:46Speaker 10: your sexuality? How old are you trying to think of?
- 9:50Speaker 10: What else is on there? But it's pretty a pretty
- 9:52Speaker 10: detailed application. We really care about setting people up. I
- 9:57Speaker 10: always tell people I don't do this to get views.
- 9:59Speaker 10: I could ease talk about hot topics that I don't
- 10:02Speaker 10: think should be on the internet just to get views,
- 10:05Speaker 10: or have certain people on it just to get views.
- 10:07Speaker 2: I really want to set people up. I love love.
- 10:10Speaker 10: I love the authenticity of real conversations and the awkward
- 10:13Speaker 10: pauses and the awkward moments.
- 10:15Speaker 9: So and so you've been doing this for a little
- 10:17Speaker 9: bit over a year. Have you had any like major
- 10:21Speaker 9: success stories.
- 10:22Speaker 3: Yes.
- 10:22Speaker 10: I actually got a text last night that we have
- 10:25Speaker 10: a couple that met at one of my events and
- 10:27Speaker 10: they're dating now. We also have some stup couples, but
- 10:29Speaker 10: literally I got a text last night where he was like,
- 10:31Speaker 10: I asked her to.
- 10:32Speaker 2: Be my girlfriend tonight.
- 10:33Speaker 11: You know.
- 10:36Speaker 10: It was a commit Yes, it was a commit. Wow,
- 10:39Speaker 10: in twenty twenty six, people actually commit. I promise you
- 10:42Speaker 10: it exists.
- 10:42Speaker 9: Yeah, you're going to have to do a stoop dating
- 10:44Speaker 9: wedding thing.
- 10:44Speaker 10: Yea.
- 10:45Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, if you're out there now, you want to
- 10:46Speaker 1: send us a talk back. You have questions for advice
- 10:48Speaker 1: and everything on dating. What are some of the worst
- 10:50Speaker 1: nightmares you've run into absolute don't dos for.
- 10:53Speaker 2: People meaning on the stup or just dating on.
- 10:57Speaker 1: The stupor in general.
- 10:59Speaker 10: I think one of the biggest don't do stoop moments
- 11:02Speaker 10: we've had is I've had guys cancel on me the
- 11:05Speaker 10: day of and then they'll DM me after they see
- 11:08Speaker 10: the girl and they'll say I should have gone on.
- 11:10Speaker 2: She's great, Like, yes, that's the whole point I'm trying
- 11:13Speaker 2: to say.
- 11:14Speaker 10: I've had that happen like three times where a guy
- 11:16Speaker 10: canceled and then he sees the girl after the fact
- 11:18Speaker 10: and he's like, dang, I should have been on.
- 11:21Speaker 1: So before they get to the stoop, they haven't even
- 11:23Speaker 1: seen each other.
- 11:23Speaker 2: Yes, it's all right.
- 11:25Speaker 9: So what are the kinds of questions that you ask
- 11:27Speaker 9: them on the Stoop.
- 11:28Speaker 10: Oh okay, I have Two of my favorite questions are
- 11:32Speaker 10: on the show are what's.
- 11:33Speaker 2: A red flag you secretly like?
- 11:35Speaker 4: Oh?
- 11:36Speaker 10: And another one is what something your younger self would
- 11:39Speaker 10: be proud of you for today? Those are two of
- 11:41Speaker 10: my favorite like conversation starters topics. But I have a
- 11:45Speaker 10: ton I have, like what's your most toxic trade? Why
- 11:48Speaker 10: do you think you're currently single? What are some qualities
- 11:50Speaker 10: you're looking for in a partner? Things like that, what's
- 11:54Speaker 10: your biggest pet peeve? Interest in hobbies?
- 11:58Speaker 1: This sounds like a great way to get into day.
- 12:00Speaker 1: I mean to make it happen, to get out there because,
- 12:02Speaker 1: like you said, people are afraid now because of all
- 12:04Speaker 1: the negativity and the disposal.
- 12:06Speaker 7: I think, what the word you used right?
- 12:08Speaker 9: You move on to the next shiny object? Exactly? No,
- 12:12Speaker 9: they do.
- 12:13Speaker 2: So how can people do?
- 12:14Speaker 9: Like you said, you have ten thousand applications right now,
- 12:17Speaker 9: ap currently.
- 12:20Speaker 7: Are going to get through all the dating.
- 12:22Speaker 2: It's rough out here, and people are going to go
- 12:24Speaker 2: on to go on a date.
- 12:25Speaker 1: That's how you know it's bad.
- 12:27Speaker 2: People are signing up to go.
- 12:28Speaker 9: On a step I actually think I actually they're stooped.
- 12:32Speaker 1: The Stoop to exactly.
- 12:35Speaker 9: I actually think this is like a brilliant concept and
- 12:38Speaker 9: more people want to do this and you are literally giving.
- 12:41Speaker 2: Them the stoop. Yeah, stup, fine, love on the step.
- 12:45Speaker 1: Yeah, well, good things have always happened on the stoop.
- 12:49Speaker 1: I had my first kiss on a stupid way.
- 12:52Speaker 2: That's a connection.
- 12:53Speaker 9: And so I want to say that we are thinking
- 12:56Speaker 9: about doing an event with Jewels and a few other
- 12:59Speaker 9: partners may be Jared Freed with his dating book for
- 13:02Speaker 9: Alisa's book club event outdoors either at the Tall Ship
- 13:05Speaker 9: or in the Seaport this August. And it's going to
- 13:09Speaker 9: be huge and I can't wait for Jewels to be
- 13:12Speaker 9: a part of it.
- 13:12Speaker 2: And you Jewels, Oh, I'm in I love the events.
- 13:15Speaker 10: I also have an event this Thursday at Loretta's Live
- 13:19Speaker 10: Dating Show.
- 13:19Speaker 2: It's our first show.
- 13:20Speaker 1: Ever, so street right, Yes, we'll tell people what they
- 13:24Speaker 1: need to know.
- 13:25Speaker 2: Go to the link in our bio.
- 13:26Speaker 10: Tickets are there as well as well as the application.
- 13:29Speaker 9: Today and you're going to set people up live at
- 13:31Speaker 9: Lorettas Live dates on stage and.
- 13:33Speaker 10: You're probably expecting you'll pack the house, right, That's what
- 13:35Speaker 10: I'm trying to do.
- 13:36Speaker 1: You got ten thousand people in que.
- 13:39Speaker 9: I'll just say it, show up, show up at the event.
- 13:42Speaker 1: Yes, what day is it again?
- 13:44Speaker 10: This Thursday, June eighteenth at Loretta's. What time seven to close?
- 13:49Speaker 10: It's going to be a crazy night. We have stoop shots.
- 13:52Speaker 1: Oh oh, I mean as they sit down, get a shot. Yep,
- 13:57Speaker 1: nice and comfy them all.
- 13:58Speaker 9: Liquor it up from the Planet Fitness Kiss one O
- 14:02Speaker 9: eight Studios. We're back with a Villy and Lisa in
- 14:06Speaker 9: the morning.
- 14:06Speaker 1: So we're talking about the craziest concert experiences that you've had.
- 14:10Speaker 1: Good morning, Stephanie, Good morning guys. How are you good?
- 14:13Speaker 7: Give us one make it good?
- 14:15Speaker 4: All right?
- 14:15Speaker 12: So a couple of years ago went to the Snoop
- 14:17Speaker 12: Dog with Khalifa concert and upon walking to the concert
- 14:22Speaker 12: started downpouring, and it was a pavilion, so it was
- 14:25Speaker 12: half indoor, half like covered, half not and everybody was
- 14:30Speaker 12: under the influence.
- 14:31Speaker 13: Of you know, MJ and it was.
- 14:34Speaker 14: It was a good start. So during the first act,
- 14:38Speaker 14: storm came through like crazy. Everything power started not working,
- 14:43Speaker 14: so everybody had to run into the area, crammed.
- 14:48Speaker 2: Someone threw up.
- 14:49Speaker 14: In our aisle next to me through it all over my.
- 14:52Speaker 12: Leg because everybody was all smushed.
- 14:58Speaker 14: Eventually, things had to like people had to like leave,
- 15:02Speaker 14: and yeah, it was. It was insane, like from the
- 15:04Speaker 14: start to the end, and then walking back parking was
- 15:08Speaker 14: just ridiculous. But the whole thing was.
- 15:11Speaker 1: How did she manage to throw up on your leg?
- 15:16Speaker 14: So when I tell you that we were cramped in
- 15:18Speaker 14: this aisle, we started with a certain amount of people.
- 15:22Speaker 12: In the in the aisle, and then like in our row,
- 15:25Speaker 12: and then because everybody ran.
- 15:27Speaker 14: In from where they were, it was basically smashed like sardines.
- 15:33Speaker 12: And this person was drinking. They were all drinking heavily,
- 15:37Speaker 12: and yeah, threw up all over all over the aisle
- 15:42Speaker 12: and splashed onto my legs.
- 15:44Speaker 1: Vomit. I'd have to sever the legs like I would
- 15:49Speaker 1: know for the rest of my life that that vomit
- 15:52Speaker 1: was on my leg, invading my pores.
- 15:54Speaker 7: Now it's in my system.
- 15:58Speaker 4: Yeah, well, you know, it's a cramped space, like she said.
- 16:01Speaker 1: And have you heard the term projectile vomit?
- 16:07Speaker 4: You can't even I mean at Ariana Grande, we all
- 16:10Speaker 4: sat together. I was next to Bill the whole time.
- 16:12Speaker 4: I was stuck because I didn't want to rub my
- 16:14Speaker 4: leg against Bill the whole time. And then our boss
- 16:16Speaker 4: was next to us with a drink, and I was
- 16:18Speaker 4: scared of knocking the drink.
- 16:19Speaker 1: All oh yeah, so.
- 16:20Speaker 9: Crammed, Yeah, yeah, that happens all the time.
- 16:23Speaker 4: All right, that's a bad one. Let's get a good
- 16:25Speaker 4: one in here.
- 16:25Speaker 11: One time I went to a Lady Daga concert and
- 16:28Speaker 11: we were up in the nose fleets and some random
- 16:31Speaker 11: man with a pink wig came up to us and said,
- 16:33Speaker 11: you want to go sit into the pit and we
- 16:35Speaker 11: were like yeah, and he put a wristband on us,
- 16:38Speaker 11: gave us a ticket and escorted us through all the
- 16:41Speaker 11: security and we were in the pit. I still to
- 16:44Speaker 11: this day have no clue how that happened or why,
- 16:48Speaker 11: but it was incredible because.
- 16:54Speaker 4: We said we do that. At Kiss Went Away, we
- 16:57Speaker 4: upgrade fans. Cool moment. At Noah Khan, Mike and I
- 17:01Speaker 4: up to the nosebleeds and we found a mother and daughter.
- 17:03Speaker 4: I think she was in the fifth grade. First concert.
- 17:05Speaker 4: I saw that video in the rain show, and we
- 17:08Speaker 4: walked them right down to the very front. It was
- 17:11Speaker 4: Mikey and I were walking down and just saying to
- 17:13Speaker 4: each other like, this is why we do it. We yeah,
- 17:15Speaker 4: this is like the great thing. Part of the great
- 17:18Speaker 4: part of our job.
- 17:19Speaker 7: I just thought of another good story of the concert.
- 17:21Speaker 1: I was at Justin Timberlake in the TD Garden and
- 17:24Speaker 1: it was that was the year his tour. We were
- 17:26Speaker 1: together bridge that went the length of the garden and
- 17:30Speaker 1: we were in this lounge type area where you stood
- 17:33Speaker 1: up and they had bars, and I ordered a couple
- 17:36Speaker 1: of drinks and the bridge with Justin Timberlake came right
- 17:39Speaker 1: over the lounge and he reached down from the bridge
- 17:43Speaker 1: and grabbed the drinks and took them.
- 17:45Speaker 4: No way that happened.
- 17:46Speaker 1: Oh my god, Justin Timberlake just took my drinks.
- 17:49Speaker 9: And the next time we went more recent, he danced through
- 17:52Speaker 9: the audience right next to our eyes.
- 17:55Speaker 4: Remember that, within.
- 17:56Speaker 1: Two feet of us.
- 17:57Speaker 4: Yeah, and don't forget Justin Timberlake the selfie kid. Remember
- 18:00Speaker 4: that at the Super Bowl. Grabbed the kid's phone, took
- 18:02Speaker 4: a selfie and he's from here. Yeah, we had them.
- 18:06Speaker 9: We did.
- 18:08Speaker 4: Whatever happen got him back in.
- 18:09Speaker 3: I feel your pain about people showing up late. When
- 18:12Speaker 3: I saw Nicki Minaj, she showed up so late that
- 18:16Speaker 3: she showed up about twenty minutes before the last train
- 18:21Speaker 3: was set to take off. So I didn't end up
- 18:24Speaker 3: having to take the train back. I ended up having
- 18:26Speaker 3: to take about one hundred dollars uber back home.
- 18:29Speaker 4: Yeah, the lateness is is just excuse for it really is,
- 18:34Speaker 4: you know, Nicki, Minaj, Mariah Carey, Madonna. I can't think
- 18:38Speaker 4: of the other ones. They're always late, And.
- 18:40Speaker 1: What are you approving by doing that? All you're doing
- 18:42Speaker 1: is insulting your fans.
- 18:43Speaker 4: But what are you doing? That's what I want to know.
- 18:46Speaker 4: Are they arriving right before or are they sitting in
- 18:48Speaker 4: their dressing room?
- 18:50Speaker 1: I think they're sitting in the dressing room doing what
- 18:52Speaker 1: copying an attitude?
- 18:54Speaker 2: Hey, morning crew.
- 18:55Speaker 15: I went to a Taylor Switch concert and just like Arianna,
- 18:58Speaker 15: she had a countdown call.
- 19:00Speaker 1: She was right on time. And I really.
- 19:03Speaker 15: Appreciate that because they understand that your time is just
- 19:06Speaker 15: as valuable as their time. None of these other three hours,
- 19:10Speaker 15: four hours late. That's that's crazy, that's crazy. I will
- 19:14Speaker 15: not go to one of those shows.
- 19:15Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hard to find out that we're more professional
- 19:17Speaker 1: than Taylor.
- 19:18Speaker 9: It's so true that they're as respectful of their fans,
- 19:21Speaker 9: you know, and the time and the money that they've spent.
- 19:24Speaker 9: But but you're right, it's it's kind of like, why
- 19:28Speaker 9: why are.
- 19:28Speaker 4: These sat on time?
- 19:30Speaker 7: Ariana?
- 19:31Speaker 1: Having the countdown clock really sends the message that I'm
- 19:34Speaker 1: going to be on time.
- 19:35Speaker 7: You better be in your seats.
- 19:36Speaker 1: And as soon as it hit zero booth the show started,
- 19:40Speaker 1: the curtain dropped. Yeah.
- 19:41Speaker 4: Well she played a video and then the curtain drop.
- 19:43Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 19:43Speaker 4: It was a great show. The show.
- 19:45Speaker 6: When I was fourteen, I went and saw my first
- 19:47Speaker 6: concert with my brother and uh, like halfway through, I
- 19:51Speaker 6: was really hot, sweaty, and there's a little spot off
- 19:53Speaker 6: to the side where there weren't too many people. So
- 19:55Speaker 6: I went over there and I stood there with a
- 19:56Speaker 6: little bit of space. Some guy was trying to crowd
- 20:00Speaker 6: off of the you.
- 20:02Speaker 2: Know, they were the stages.
- 20:04Speaker 6: And I tell you, this man was three hundred pounds
- 20:07Speaker 6: and he saw the fourteen year old child and decided
- 20:09Speaker 6: that was where he was jumping to God, we both
- 20:13Speaker 6: went right to the ground.
- 20:15Speaker 13: Wow.
- 20:16Speaker 1: And what are you doing?
- 20:17Speaker 4: You never want to be close enough with his crowdsurfing god.
- 20:22Speaker 1: Oh man, Well you went to one of those crazy
- 20:24Speaker 1: rock shows where people beat each other up.
- 20:26Speaker 4: I went to the punk show. Yeah, I was kind
- 20:28Speaker 4: of off to the side, but yeah, they were they
- 20:30Speaker 4: were crowdsurfing but they were also doing crowd kicking man Lisa.
- 20:34Speaker 4: They jump off the stage and then they as they're
- 20:37Speaker 4: being grabbed by the people, they stomped their feet on
- 20:40Speaker 4: the heads of the people catching them. It was insane.
- 20:45Speaker 4: But the best part is there were there were no fights.
- 20:47Speaker 4: It's just part of it. They were laughing. Yeah, yumped.
- 20:50Speaker 4: It's Monica in Brockton.
- 20:52Speaker 1: Good morning Monica.
- 20:55Speaker 8: Hi.
- 20:57Speaker 13: I have a concert experience that like never happened, like
- 21:01Speaker 13: because like she never showed up. It was a Christina
- 21:04Speaker 13: agular concert like when I was younger. I one ticket.
- 21:10Speaker 13: We went to the venue and they said she's not performing.
- 21:17Speaker 1: And never came out, never came on to apologize. Nothing, No, Wow,
- 21:24Speaker 1: whatever happened to Christina?
- 21:25Speaker 9: I think she was touring for a while. Remember I
- 21:29Speaker 9: don't think so she's been she's been back.
- 21:32Speaker 1: Remember how big she was, Yes, she was like a
- 21:36Speaker 1: judge or something on the voice.
- 21:39Speaker 4: Yeah, well she did that intimate session with Sabrina Carpenter.
- 21:44Speaker 4: I remember correctly that right, producer. I believe it is.
- 21:48Speaker 4: So she's around she is really Yeah, she.
- 21:51Speaker 9: Lost like a ton of weight. That was the other story.
- 21:53Speaker 1: She had put on them. Okay, thank you, Bill Well,
- 21:57Speaker 1: I mean that when you put it on, you lose it, right,
- 22:01Speaker 1: What does that? I don't know you, I don't know.
- 22:07Speaker 1: I just don't think she's around and Lisa all.
- 22:13Speaker 9: The morning place in hell For people who know you,
- 22:17Speaker 9: fill in the blank if you're listening out there. But
- 22:19Speaker 9: I've got a few to get you started. People who
- 22:21Speaker 9: double park in a crowded parking lot.
- 22:23Speaker 4: Okay, hold on, let me think about that. Yes, they
- 22:27Speaker 4: drive me crazy.
- 22:27Speaker 9: Drive me crazy. People who talk on speakerphone in public. Ye,
- 22:34Speaker 9: they do.
- 22:35Speaker 4: That Actually happened the other day to me. There was
- 22:37Speaker 4: somebody right next to me on speakerphone, full conversation.
- 22:39Speaker 9: I heard it all and that they're usually in stores
- 22:43Speaker 9: walking around and you're like, why are you doing?
- 22:45Speaker 1: Also, if you're out walking, like somebody walks by you
- 22:48Speaker 1: and they're having a full conversation and the other person
- 22:51Speaker 1: is on speakerphone, I'm like, you're out walking, shouldn't you
- 22:54Speaker 1: be relaxing?
- 22:58Speaker 4: You know, they could be working or talking to you know, somebody,
- 23:00Speaker 4: a friend or whatever, which is fine. What about if
- 23:02Speaker 4: they have a bluetooth and they got our AirPods and
- 23:05Speaker 4: they're talking. You can't hear the other person, but they can't, right,
- 23:08Speaker 4: does that bother you?
- 23:09Speaker 7: And that means they're talking even louder now.
- 23:11Speaker 9: Right, Okay. Another one is people who spoil movies for
- 23:14Speaker 9: everyone it's billy or TV shows it's billy.
- 23:18Speaker 1: Oh, I don't do it on purpose, so you do
- 23:20Speaker 1: it sometimes?
- 23:22Speaker 4: No is what is the phrase he uses, Lisa, Oh,
- 23:25Speaker 4: I know, don't get to attached.
- 23:27Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what he says.
- 23:29Speaker 9: Yeah, I wouldn't get to attach people who reply all
- 23:33Speaker 9: to group emails or group text messages. So it just
- 23:36Speaker 9: keeps like dinging, dinging.
- 23:38Speaker 4: Dinging, and that that applies to group text messages as well. Yes,
- 23:42Speaker 4: the same kind of thing.
- 23:43Speaker 1: Yes, and I'm going to say the people who without
- 23:45Speaker 1: telling me put me in a group chat. Yeah, you know,
- 23:48Speaker 1: like it's the same. I don't want to be in
- 23:50Speaker 1: this group. Yeah, like all of a sudden I have
- 23:53Speaker 1: to answer questions.
- 23:54Speaker 4: The best is this happens at work sometimes the radio station.
- 23:57Speaker 4: They'll send out a group email to the entire come
- 24:00Speaker 4: and he cluster their hair. Radio. Yeah, and they'll say
- 24:03Speaker 4: reply back, but just reply back to me. So the
- 24:05Speaker 4: person's saying it and they don't listen. They hit reply all.
- 24:09Speaker 1: Yeah, because that happens to me if I get a
- 24:11Speaker 1: group chat, and all of a sudden, the next time
- 24:13Speaker 1: I need to talk to one of those people that
- 24:16Speaker 1: was in that group, I directly go to them and
- 24:19Speaker 1: I'm talking about them to them.
- 24:22Speaker 7: You know what I mean.
- 24:22Speaker 1: It's a dangerous circle.
- 24:25Speaker 4: You just don't hit reply all Yeah, no one wants
- 24:27Speaker 4: to hear it.
- 24:29Speaker 9: Do you want to hear another one?
- 24:30Speaker 1: Sure?
- 24:30Speaker 3: All right?
- 24:30Speaker 9: This applies to like if you're living with someone people
- 24:32Speaker 9: who leave a drop of milk and the container and
- 24:35Speaker 9: put it back, so you think like it's, yeah, that's annoying.
- 24:39Speaker 4: I do that.
- 24:39Speaker 1: Oh you do?
- 24:41Speaker 4: It's hat with chips. It's a big thing in my house.
- 24:44Speaker 4: I have this weird thing where I don't want to
- 24:46Speaker 4: finish it. I feel like if I leave even the
- 24:49Speaker 4: littlest bit, that I'm doing someone else a favor. But
- 24:52Speaker 4: I'm really not, because you know, I'm leaving crumbs in
- 24:55Speaker 4: the chip bag or a little drop of milk or whatever.
- 24:58Speaker 7: Oh my god, I don't off from.
- 25:00Speaker 1: The same thing.
- 25:01Speaker 4: Do the same thing.
- 25:02Speaker 1: Michelle yells at me all the time, because like I'll like,
- 25:05Speaker 1: if I have a sandwich, I'll leave the last bite
- 25:08Speaker 1: as if now I'm not going to gain any weight.
- 25:10Speaker 4: Yes, the same thing with me, it's it's leaving off
- 25:12Speaker 4: the other person, but it's also if you go deeper
- 25:14Speaker 4: into my subconscious it's because I feel like if I
- 25:17Speaker 4: don't eat or drink at all, then I'm not going
- 25:19Speaker 4: to gain any Michelle.
- 25:20Speaker 7: Will say, oh, are you really going to leave the
- 25:23Speaker 7: last pretzel? Like that's going to make a difference a
- 25:26Speaker 7: single day.
- 25:27Speaker 4: She attacks me. Oh my god, Oh my god. I'm
- 25:31Speaker 4: the same way. Oh yeah, I'm going to.
- 25:34Speaker 9: Hell all right. People who play loud music in public
- 25:36Speaker 9: without headphones.
- 25:38Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I don't see that often though.
- 25:39Speaker 4: That's very similar to the talking on speakerphone to people.
- 25:43Speaker 4: There was a guy at a gym I once was
- 25:46Speaker 4: a member of where he would walk. He would work
- 25:48Speaker 4: out with his music blasting so off his phone so
- 25:52Speaker 4: he wouldn't wear headphones, so he'd be on the bench
- 25:55Speaker 4: next to me with songs playing out loud. Yeah it's
- 25:57Speaker 4: a little weird.
- 25:58Speaker 7: Can I slide one in here?
- 25:59Speaker 9: And I would side went into there's a place.
- 26:01Speaker 1: In hell for anybody who hits either my car or boat,
- 26:09Speaker 1: mostly the boat, by the way, And you know who
- 26:11Speaker 1: you are earlier this week, and you just take off
- 26:14Speaker 1: and you don't say it billy. I have a huge
- 26:17Speaker 1: scratch on the side of my boat from some moron.
- 26:19Speaker 9: I have a huge scratch on the side of my
- 26:22Speaker 9: car from someone who hit my car and didn't leave
- 26:24Speaker 9: a note, so it was a hit and run. Yeah,
- 26:27Speaker 9: it's really bad. I have to say, like, that's number
- 26:29Speaker 9: one on my list, other than like obviously like not
- 26:31Speaker 9: treating people well, not treating animals well, like that were
- 26:34Speaker 9: not you know, that's no.
- 26:35Speaker 7: I was going to go with the dog thing.
- 26:36Speaker 4: Anybody using dogs, right you wait, so you both had
- 26:40Speaker 4: hit and runs.
- 26:41Speaker 1: Yeah, twice in one way. I didn't know you did
- 26:43Speaker 1: twice in one week, both on the boat and by
- 26:45Speaker 1: the way, instantly you're paying the deductible.
- 26:48Speaker 9: Yeah, it's it's such a nightmare.
- 26:52Speaker 1: Yeah, I just does Yeah, just drive away.
- 26:55Speaker 4: At least that yours was not at home, like I
- 26:57Speaker 4: was parked, cameras anywhere.
- 27:00Speaker 9: I could try and pull them from the street I
- 27:02Speaker 9: was on, but a video. It was definitely like a
- 27:05Speaker 9: commercial truck or something because it's like bright green paint,
- 27:10Speaker 9: so it wasn't like a car. It's just horrific. I'm
- 27:13Speaker 9: so I'm so upset about it.
- 27:14Speaker 1: That's at least five out of your pocket.
- 27:16Speaker 9: At least or more. If you have like a thousand dollars,
- 27:20Speaker 9: it's about five thousand billies I know.
- 27:23Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, that's exactly what it is.
- 27:26Speaker 4: Yeah, mine's Mine's kind of silly, but you know this
- 27:29Speaker 4: happened recently. People who don't hold the door. Oh yeah,
- 27:33Speaker 4: it's like a basic human things true. You know, Like
- 27:37Speaker 4: I'm walking into a place the other day and they
- 27:39Speaker 4: just the door just shuts right in my face, and
- 27:41Speaker 4: they looked back and saw that I was there.
- 27:43Speaker 1: Yeah, I always turn around to see.
- 27:45Speaker 9: If anybody is Yeah, I do too. It's so rude
- 27:47Speaker 9: if they don't hold the door. This is the last
- 27:49Speaker 9: one on the list. People who don't flush the toilet.
- 27:52Speaker 7: Oh god, we have one in here.
- 27:54Speaker 9: Here is a special place in hell for that person.
- 27:57Speaker 4: Okay. I have an issue with this one. Okay because
- 28:00Speaker 4: especially here at the radio station, the bathroom you're talking
- 28:02Speaker 4: about is an automatic flusher. It doesn't always work, so
- 28:06Speaker 4: you're going to go down that road. The mistake is
- 28:08Speaker 4: not checking, but it's not always your fault. If you
- 28:10Speaker 4: hear it flush, you assume that it's wrong.
- 28:13Speaker 1: You turn around and see if it all went down,
- 28:18Speaker 1: and if not, you're reflushing.
- 28:20Speaker 4: But sometimes we're on a time sensitive show. This is
- 28:25Speaker 4: a live morning radio program, so and there's several of
- 28:28Speaker 4: those here, so I don't have a really a lot
- 28:30Speaker 4: of time. It's quick. I'm in and out, So I'm
- 28:33Speaker 4: not saying I'm guilty, but I may have been.
- 28:34Speaker 1: There's another one who should go to hell, and that's
- 28:36Speaker 1: the person who pees all over the toilet and walks away.
- 28:39Speaker 9: That's disgusting every day.
- 28:40Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's a bad one. Yeah. They actually had
- 28:43Speaker 4: to create signs in the bathroom yet for people that
- 28:46Speaker 4: said if you sprinkle when you tinkle, being sweetie, wipe
- 28:49Speaker 4: the seat.
- 28:50Speaker 9: It doesn't seem to be helping, right, Maybe this person.
- 28:55Speaker 4: I'm not kidding. Yeah, yeah, that's the I think the
- 28:59Speaker 4: end engineering department. Yes, Oh, because people were complaining so
- 29:02Speaker 4: much about what was going on there.
- 29:04Speaker 15: Yeah, and somebody says, can you please get perspect me
- 29:07Speaker 15: as soon as possible and it's not really that urgent,
- 29:10Speaker 15: and you know, I'm gonna actually respond to you really quickly.
- 29:13Speaker 15: But now that you said that, it kind of irks
- 29:16Speaker 15: me a little bit, so maybe I won't get it
- 29:18Speaker 15: back to that soon.
- 29:21Speaker 1: Oh see, there's a little attitude there, a little bit.
- 29:25Speaker 4: No that's okay, okay. This is what we call inventing session.
- 29:29Speaker 9: Now it's topic Time with a Billy and Lisa in
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- 29:48Speaker 1: law dot com. So we're talking about a special place
- 29:53Speaker 1: in hell. Fill in the blank, and let's start with
- 29:56Speaker 1: Dorothy in Lisa's hometown.
- 29:58Speaker 9: Of Milton, Beautiful Milton.
- 30:00Speaker 1: Good morning, doors.
- 30:02Speaker 2: Good morning.
- 30:03Speaker 9: You guys left out the most egregious public restrooms error
- 30:10Speaker 9: when people do not wash their hands.
- 30:13Speaker 5: There are there could be six people washing.
- 30:16Speaker 16: Their hands and four.
- 30:17Speaker 9: In a stall, and you literally will see both people
- 30:19Speaker 9: will come out, walk by and leave the restrooms.
- 30:22Speaker 13: It unfounds me, like where are we what's going on?
- 30:26Speaker 1: Ye grows, Yeah, that is you notice it right away.
- 30:29Speaker 1: They come out of the stall and they walk right out.
- 30:32Speaker 9: Man, that is gross.
- 30:35Speaker 4: I see it all the time, all the day, all
- 30:37Speaker 4: the time, and we're looking for it too, I think,
- 30:39Speaker 4: and I love how people are so cocky about it men,
- 30:41Speaker 4: I should say, because I'm in the men's room. Yeah,
- 30:43Speaker 4: they just they look at you as they walk out.
- 30:45Speaker 1: Yeah, go and wash their hands after touch that.
- 30:48Speaker 7: I'm not washing my hands.
- 30:49Speaker 4: Yeah, what's going on that?
- 30:51Speaker 1: That's that's so gross, It's pretty common.
- 30:54Speaker 4: It's men of gross.
- 30:56Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, we're really not the most desirable creatures walk
- 30:59Speaker 1: in the earth.
- 31:00Speaker 10: No.
- 31:00Speaker 4: No, but you know, you know, can't live well us
- 31:03Speaker 4: can't live without right, just throw.
- 31:05Speaker 5: Trash out the window.
- 31:06Speaker 4: But specifically, so everyone that that is leaving talkbacks in college,
- 31:10Speaker 4: you got to start with there's a special place in
- 31:13Speaker 4: hell for blank.
- 31:14Speaker 15: Nothing makes me angrier than when people throw cigarette books
- 31:22Speaker 15: out the window, Like.
- 31:24Speaker 2: I just don't get it.
- 31:26Speaker 1: And then especially in the summer, like let's just throw fire.
- 31:30Speaker 15: Out the window, roll the dice, see what happens. Keep
- 31:34Speaker 15: your own trash in your own car.
- 31:35Speaker 4: Yeah, shout out to my mother in law.
- 31:37Speaker 12: Now I just flick them out the window.
- 31:42Speaker 4: That's my beautiful mother.
- 31:44Speaker 1: Is a beautiful thing. When you witness it, you're like
- 31:47Speaker 1: did that?
- 31:49Speaker 9: You're like wow, look at.
- 31:50Speaker 4: That, especially when it bounces off your car. So when
- 31:54Speaker 4: they flick it out the windows, HT your car and
- 31:57Speaker 4: then sparks flying out. I look at that.
- 32:00Speaker 1: Yeah, I once witnessed on Storo Drive. I remember it
- 32:03Speaker 1: like it was yesterday. It's a woman. There used to
- 32:06Speaker 1: be a really I'm not going to name names, but
- 32:08Speaker 1: there was a really popular restaurant in Boston. It was
- 32:10Speaker 1: a combination restaurant nightclub. And I knew the woman owner
- 32:15Speaker 1: of this place was riding on Store Drive right in
- 32:18Speaker 1: front of me. And I'm not making this up. She
- 32:21Speaker 1: threw an entire bag of trash out onto Store Drive
- 32:25Speaker 1: on the window while in motion.
- 32:26Speaker 4: Oh that's terrible.
- 32:28Speaker 1: And I never mentioned a tour and I should have.
- 32:31Speaker 4: You should have either way.
- 32:32Speaker 7: Well, you're not drop something.
- 32:34Speaker 1: On store you're non confrontational.
- 32:36Speaker 4: Yeah. See that's how it is exactly.
- 32:38Speaker 14: There's a special place in Hell for people who leave
- 32:41Speaker 14: their shopping carts in their parking spot.
- 32:45Speaker 7: Oh look, an open spot.
- 32:47Speaker 4: No.
- 32:48Speaker 9: Yeah, that's a big pet peeve too if you don't
- 32:51Speaker 9: walk it back to the shopping cart parking station.
- 32:55Speaker 4: There's a whole Instagram page about this, callbo Catt knocks.
- 32:58Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 32:59Speaker 4: They they wait in the parking lot with a video
- 33:02Speaker 4: camera and they wait for someone not to put the
- 33:03Speaker 4: car back and then they confront them.
- 33:05Speaker 1: You see it every time.
- 33:06Speaker 7: It's awesome, somebody's doing it. You see it every time.
- 33:08Speaker 4: Yeah. The trick is you park near where the carts go. Yes,
- 33:12Speaker 4: that's the trick if you want to try to save time.
- 33:14Speaker 4: But he's right. You pull into to the basket right
- 33:17Speaker 4: market basket and you see a spot, it's it's a
- 33:20Speaker 4: packed parking lot. Now there's a cart there. Yeah. There's
- 33:24Speaker 4: a special place in hell for the people that ride
- 33:27Speaker 4: the h V lane all the way until they see
- 33:30Speaker 4: the cops and then cut in front of you.
- 33:34Speaker 3: As of traffic right there.
- 33:37Speaker 1: Yeah, the hro V lane creates a lot of aggravation
- 33:41Speaker 1: for people, you know what I mean. Absolutely, it's like, okay,
- 33:46Speaker 1: what are you doing in the hro V lane?
- 33:48Speaker 7: You're by yourself in a four door jeep?
- 33:51Speaker 4: Right, But he's right, that's what they do. They wait
- 33:54Speaker 4: and they wait till they see the cops and then
- 33:56Speaker 4: they move over. Yeah.
- 33:58Speaker 5: My first talk back, there is a special place in
- 34:01Speaker 5: hell for people who stand so close to you in line,
- 34:06Speaker 5: especially if they're sniffling or chewing or something wildly.
- 34:12Speaker 1: You mean, like at the cashier, like that was on
- 34:15Speaker 1: the list.
- 34:15Speaker 9: People who stand too close to you on the subway.
- 34:18Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well, if it's a pack that could understand.
- 34:22Speaker 4: It's more when there's plenty of room. But they're right
- 34:24Speaker 4: up on you.
- 34:25Speaker 1: Yeah, especially at a line in a supermarket or something. Okay,
- 34:28Speaker 1: back off.
- 34:29Speaker 4: Yeah, they get really close to you. And then if
- 34:31Speaker 4: they're like eating food or coughing or sneezing, and it
- 34:33Speaker 4: makes it even worse.
- 34:34Speaker 16: There's a special place in hell for people who take
- 34:37Speaker 16: their dogs out and do not clean up after them.
- 34:40Speaker 15: After they go to the bathroom.
- 34:42Speaker 16: Literally, I was walking my dog today and I'm like,
- 34:45Speaker 16: it's just gross.
- 34:46Speaker 1: Like, why why do we.
- 34:47Speaker 15: Have to do this?
- 34:48Speaker 16: Pick up after your dog? It's so simple, get the bag,
- 34:51Speaker 16: take it up, and throw it away. Makes the neighborhood
- 34:54Speaker 16: look better there. It's just gross.
- 34:57Speaker 9: She's right, that's a big one.
- 34:59Speaker 1: Yeah. Often when I'm walking the dogs, especially on grassy areas,
- 35:03Speaker 1: I'll notice, oh there's a poop, and there's a poop
- 35:05Speaker 1: these people, this is their neighborhood.
- 35:07Speaker 7: They just left it, you know.
- 35:10Speaker 4: Yeah, get up. You got to pick it up.
- 35:12Speaker 9: And also like, if you're not prepared and you don't
- 35:14Speaker 9: have a bag, go and get one and then go
- 35:16Speaker 9: back and pick it up.
- 35:17Speaker 1: Always go back the next morning remember where you left.
- 35:21Speaker 4: It, or you know, if you find out where that
- 35:24Speaker 4: person lives, you pick it up and then you bring
- 35:26Speaker 4: it back to their house and you just put it
- 35:29Speaker 4: on their lawn or their front steps, or in a
- 35:31Speaker 4: paper bag that you then set on fire on the steps.
- 35:34Speaker 1: You ring their bell and you walk away. Yeah, or
- 35:36Speaker 1: just put it on the windshields of their car. Oh,
- 35:38Speaker 1: that's a good one, you know what I mean? How
- 35:40Speaker 1: are you doing now?
- 35:41Speaker 4: Kind of all? Add to that, right, you put it
- 35:44Speaker 4: kind of lower on the windshields so they might not
- 35:47Speaker 4: see it. So then and then you know, they put
- 35:49Speaker 4: the windshield wipers on if it's raining.
- 35:51Speaker 9: Got you, guys, This is a little aggressive. This is
- 35:53Speaker 9: a little aggressive.
- 35:54Speaker 4: This is where they blank, This is where they blind.
- 35:56Speaker 9: Hell a special place and help for people who I'll
- 36:00Speaker 9: get you.
- 36:00Speaker 3: As soon as the light turns green, like, dude, what
- 36:03Speaker 3: the heck?
- 36:04Speaker 7: You know what I do?
- 36:05Speaker 1: That's happened to me twice in the last two weeks.
- 36:07Speaker 1: You know what I do? As soon as the light
- 36:09Speaker 1: turns green? For lord, like, how you doing?
- 36:13Speaker 4: Now?
- 36:13Speaker 7: Back there? Okay, I do the opposite.
- 36:16Speaker 1: Okay, now I'm going okay, and you're way behind. No,
- 36:21Speaker 1: so what good did that little haunt? Especially when they
- 36:24Speaker 1: lean on it and it's like a half second the
- 36:26Speaker 1: light turned green.
- 36:28Speaker 4: Relax, Yeah, I do the opposite. I don't move, so
- 36:32Speaker 4: they get they get angrier and anger and they keep honking.
- 36:35Speaker 4: That's what you gotta do. Yeah, this one's for you, Bill.
- 36:37Speaker 5: I have to say that people who whistle hit songs
- 36:43Speaker 5: in stores are so annoying.
- 36:46Speaker 3: If I wanted to hear your rendition of a Bruno
- 36:49Speaker 3: Mars song, I would ask you for it.