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3 Mrs. Puff Conspiracy Stories Animated That Will Ruin Your Childhood Memories · True Horror Stories

• 0:28
  Speaker 1: At this point, all a Bikini Bottom knows I'll never
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: be able to drive a boat. To save my life,
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: I failed boating school so many times I lost count.
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: In spite of this, it has long been my life's
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: mission to earn my driver's license. Once I can drive,
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: I can finally drive to work instead of walking like
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  Speaker 1: a loser. I'll be able to drive myself all over
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: Bikini Bottom whenever and wherever I want. I could get
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: away from that jerk squid word in that buffoon Patrick. Hell.
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  Speaker 1: If I can drive a boat, maybe a girl will
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  Speaker 1: actually go on a date with me, and I can
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  Speaker 1: finally get some clam in my life. Unfortunately, each time
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  Speaker 1: I fail boating school, that dream looks more and more
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  Speaker 1: like a fantasy. Don't get it twisted, though, I don't
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  Speaker 1: dread going back to boating school every time because I'm
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  Speaker 1: afraid i'll fail. No, I'm terrified of the woman who
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  Speaker 1: runs it, Missus Puff. She was a nice lady when
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  Speaker 1: I first met her, But then I happened. Every single
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  Speaker 1: time Missus Puff gets in the boat with me to
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  Speaker 1: take the driving test, I end up crashing and sending
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  Speaker 1: her to the hospital. I must have put her through
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  Speaker 1: a hundred serious recks. I'm a sponge, I can absorb
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  Speaker 1: the impact just fine. But Missus Puff, on the other hand,
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  Speaker 1: she has a tendency to blow up. I'm on my
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  Speaker 1: last chance to get my license this time, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: end her life if I crash again. I've noticed in
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: class this time around that she looks like she's on
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  Speaker 1: the verge of having a total mental breakdown at all times.
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: Owing this is my last chance, I'm pulling out all
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  Speaker 1: the stops. I reached out to missus Puff a few
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  Speaker 1: days before the test, asking her if there was anything
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  Speaker 1: I could do to improve my chances. Strangely, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: get the usual answer of no, we already tried everything. Instead,
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  Speaker 1: she told me about some special new method where the
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  Speaker 1: test is taken at night. Missus Puff said it was
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  Speaker 1: easier and less overwhelming because there's less traffic at night.
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  Speaker 1: To be honest, I wasn't too sure about it. She
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  Speaker 1: told me to come really late at night when nobody
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  Speaker 1: else would be around. I knew it was sketchy, but
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  Speaker 1: I also had no choice. That wasn't my only plan
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  Speaker 1: to increase my odds of passing. Though it's been a
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  Speaker 1: long time since we tried it, but I also asked
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  Speaker 1: Patrick to help me again doing the same plan with
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  Speaker 1: the hidden radio and the binoculars. Like last time. On
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  Speaker 1: the day of the test, my nerves were out of control.
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  Speaker 1: I had to go to work at the Krusty Krab first,
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  Speaker 1: and for all of those twelve hours on the job,
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't stop thinking about the test. When I finally
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  Speaker 1: got home, I could cancel jellyfishing with Patrick to practice
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: our plan. We worked on it for hours until it
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  Speaker 1: was the middle of the night when Missus Puff said
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  Speaker 1: to be at Boating School. I told Patrick to be
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  Speaker 1: ready at the spot on the hill and we went
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  Speaker 1: our separate ways. I was terrified out of my mind.
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  Speaker 1: When I met with Missus Puff. She looked even more
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  Speaker 1: deranged and psychotic than ever, even worse. When I tried
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  Speaker 1: to radio Patrick that we were about to start the test,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get a response. I kept trying to check
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  Speaker 1: in with him without Missus Puff noticing, but he had
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  Speaker 1: gone radio silent. Something was wrong, but there was no
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  Speaker 1: way for me to know, and now I had to
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  Speaker 1: do the test of my own without help. We started off,
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  Speaker 1: going down the course like we had done a million times.
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  Speaker 1: Missus Puff was breathing down my neck, watching me like
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  Speaker 1: a hawk, just waiting for me to make the tiniest
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  Speaker 1: mistakes so she could end the test. I was sweating bullets,
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  Speaker 1: trying to be as careful as possible. I made sure
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  Speaker 1: I didn't miss a single turn, cross a single line,
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  Speaker 1: or failed to sign or do anything else wrong. The
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  Speaker 1: finish line was so close. But then Missus Puff told
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  Speaker 1: me to stop and said she was taking the test
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  Speaker 1: into her own hands. Missus Puff, is this part of
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  Speaker 1: the test.
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  Speaker 2: Why yes, SpongeBob, I did say this was a special test,
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  Speaker 2: didn't I?
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, but what does that mean exactly?
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  Speaker 2: Let's go on a little cruise around Bikini Bottom. But
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  Speaker 2: but I drive before I blow something up. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: talking about myself.
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  Speaker 1: I could cheer you some stress relief. Eh. Suddenly I
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  Speaker 1: was going eighty miles an hour. No matter how fast
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  Speaker 1: I went, Missus Puff kept telling me to go faster.
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  Speaker 1: She was forcing me to pass on the wrong side
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  Speaker 1: of the road. We through traffic and take turns like
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  Speaker 1: a madman.
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  Speaker 3: He was the most.
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  Speaker 1: Insane test of my life. We even went through rock Bottom.
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  Speaker 1: At times I was sure I was gonna crash, and
• 4:57
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to keep going, but I had no
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  Speaker 1: choice but to be her uber. We drove for hours,
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  Speaker 1: then finally we ended up back at school. I was
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  Speaker 1: in shock. I hadn't crashed at last, I passed, and
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  Speaker 1: I was going to get my driver's license. I started
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  Speaker 1: to celebrate, but then Missus Puff tore me down all
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  Speaker 1: over again.
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  Speaker 2: Great jobs, bonge Bob, you did everything so perfect I did.
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait to tell Gary and Squid wear it
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  Speaker 1: and mister crabs.
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  Speaker 2: Let me reward you with your new driver's license. How
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  Speaker 2: about you grab it for me in the trunk.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, thank you, missus Puff. I'm so excited, dear enough.
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  Speaker 1: To know Missus Buff.
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  Speaker 4: Please we'll do it right next time.
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  Speaker 3: I won't she I swear.
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  Speaker 2: I've been a voting instructor for nearly twenty years. Every
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  Speaker 2: one in Bikini Bottom who's gotten their license in the
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  Speaker 2: last two decades knows me as Missus Puff. It's not glamorous,
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  Speaker 2: but at least I know I've created a memorable image
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  Speaker 2: of myself in this town's eyes. However, after thousands of
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  Speaker 2: tests I've given, I hardly remember any of the faces
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  Speaker 2: I see. They all just stare blankly at me. In
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  Speaker 2: the class room. Then they rotate in and out of
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  Speaker 2: the driver's seat of the old testing boat. That's why
• 6:29
  Speaker 2: it's extra special when someone sticks out. My most recent
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  Speaker 2: memorable encounter was with the handsome fellow named Clyde. He
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  Speaker 2: was last on the docket for testing that day and
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  Speaker 2: twice as old as the rest of the students. When
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  Speaker 2: we finished the test, I told him he passed. He
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  Speaker 2: didn't get out of the boat. He stayed and started
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  Speaker 2: making eyes at me. Clyde told me that I was
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  Speaker 2: the only reason he even bothered to get his license.
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  Speaker 2: He knew taking a class was a guaranteed way to
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  Speaker 2: get close to me. Now, with the course over, it
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  Speaker 2: was time for him to buck up. Eventually, I caved.
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  Speaker 2: I let him drive us to my house while I
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  Speaker 2: relaxed and listened to him say all the wonderful things
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  Speaker 2: he thought about me. When we arrived, I told him
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  Speaker 2: to take a seat on the couch and get comfortable.
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  Speaker 2: I'd had a long day and needed an equally long
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  Speaker 2: bath to decompress and freshen up. I wanted to see
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  Speaker 2: if Clyde could be trusted to be left alone in
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  Speaker 2: my house unattended, or if he would ultimately fail The
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  Speaker 2: most important test for being with me.
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  Speaker 1: I'd been dreaming of being in Missus Puff's house for months,
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  Speaker 1: about how it would look and smell, and now finally
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  Speaker 1: I was in it. Even better, just one room away,
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  Speaker 1: she was undressing and dipping into a warm, steamy bath.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to join her more than anything, but I
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  Speaker 1: held myself back from going that far. Too quickly, I
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  Speaker 1: could barely contain myself, though. I got up and started
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  Speaker 1: walking around, just looking at stuff, not touching anything, not
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  Speaker 1: at first anyway. I eventually found myself in her kitchen,
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  Speaker 1: staring at an empty glass by sink. Missus Puff must
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: have drank from it that morning, leaving a perfect lips
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  Speaker 1: to stain on the rim. The compulsion to pick it
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  Speaker 1: up and kiss the mark of where her lips had
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  Speaker 1: been was overpowering, and once I succumbed to that, the
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  Speaker 1: floodgates were open. Next thing I knew, I was sneaking
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  Speaker 1: into her bedroom and opening her dresser. I found her
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  Speaker 1: panty drawer and buried my face in it, taking in
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  Speaker 1: the sweet aroma. I was getting nosier and started digging
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  Speaker 1: through her closet. Missus Puff had a filing cabinet in
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  Speaker 1: her closet. I decided to check it out. I have
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  Speaker 1: no idea how big a mistake I was making. I
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  Speaker 1: opened the first drawer and saw all these files of
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  Speaker 1: people's names, including Missus Puff's own name. The next drawer
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  Speaker 1: was full of dates, all from different events in her life.
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  Speaker 1: The farther back I went, the more I discovered Missus
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  Speaker 1: Puff was not who she said she was In her
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  Speaker 1: earlier life. She went by a different name and led
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  Speaker 1: a very different life. The sweet woman I knew was
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: nothing more than a facade concealing a deranged criminal. She
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  Speaker 1: was arrested and hunted by police for committing horrible crimes.
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  Speaker 1: She had all these photos and newspaper clippings to commemorate
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  Speaker 1: the people she robbed and took out. I was shitting bricks,
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  Speaker 1: realizing I had fallen in love with a lie. I
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  Speaker 1: had to get the hell out of there. I tried
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  Speaker 1: to quietly close the cabinet and escape, but by then
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  Speaker 1: it was too late. Missus Puff was standing right behind me.
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: She was dripping wet, wearing just a towel. She asked
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  Speaker 1: me what I was doing, and I tried to play
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  Speaker 1: it off. I offered to go home, but she said
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  Speaker 1: I needed to stay and go through with our date.
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  Speaker 1: She had gotten herself ready for me, and her bed
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  Speaker 1: was waiting for us. I knew I didn't have a choice.
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  Speaker 1: She stripped me of all my clothes and we went
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  Speaker 1: into the sheets together. She was on top of me,
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  Speaker 1: just like I had always dreamed of. But I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: stop thinking about how she was a dangerous criminal. She
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  Speaker 1: kept reaching for my throat and I kept pushing her
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  Speaker 1: away because I just couldn't trust her. Then, out of nowhere,
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  Speaker 1: she started strangling me. I managed to break free and
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  Speaker 1: roll off the bed, but missus Puff wasn't about to
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  Speaker 1: let me go. I thought, just maybe none of this
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  Speaker 1: stuff about her past really mattered.
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  Speaker 3: Get away from me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, come on, Clyde, come back. I was just trying
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  Speaker 2: to be freaky.
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  Speaker 3: Stay away from me. I just want to go home. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: You want to know why they call me missus Puff?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: Why? No? No?
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  Speaker 5: You should have minded your own business, Clyde.
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  Speaker 4: My life is one marked by a long history of success.
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  Speaker 4: Ever since I was a tiny little crab, I've wanted
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  Speaker 4: one thing more.
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  Speaker 3: Than anything else.
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  Speaker 2: Money.
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  Speaker 3: These days, I get to reap the rewards.
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  Speaker 4: I've cut my workforce down to just two employees, a
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  Speaker 4: stagnant squid and a naive sponge, who are both either
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  Speaker 4: too lazy or too stupid to figure out how badly
• 11:50
  Speaker 4: I'm ripping them off. I boss them around all day
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  Speaker 4: while I relax in my office, counting all the money
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  Speaker 4: I've made by selling addictive junk food to schools of
• 12:00
  Speaker 4: willingly ignorant fish. When I get home, my life is
• 12:04
  Speaker 4: about the same. I take a load off on couch
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  Speaker 4: cushions stuffed full of cash.
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  Speaker 3: I bathe in pots.
• 12:10
  Speaker 4: Of gold to make sure my shell g listens like
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  Speaker 4: a freshly minted coin. I decorate my house with money.
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  Speaker 4: I talk to the money. I watch TV with my money.
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  Speaker 4: No matter what I'm doing, my money is always with me.
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  Speaker 4: Although despite how overwhelmingly wealthy I am, i'd be lying
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  Speaker 4: if I said I didn't often get the sense that
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  Speaker 4: my life is still missing something very important companionship. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: it's true. Success can make a man quite lonely. I've
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  Speaker 4: had dates with women here and there, but nothing ever
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  Speaker 4: works out, And for reasons I legally can't explain, there
• 12:50
  Speaker 4: just aren't as many lady crabs around for a sad
• 12:53
  Speaker 4: old man crab like me to pursue.
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  Speaker 3: Then I got a phone call out of the blue.
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  Speaker 4: The lovely widow Missus Puff was on the other end
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  Speaker 4: of the line, and she was asking me out on
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  Speaker 4: a date.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, I still remember how our last.
• 13:08
  Speaker 4: Date went, what with her cleaning out my pockets at
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  Speaker 4: that uppity, high class restaurant. But I knew I couldn't
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  Speaker 4: let this opportunity go, so I agreed. My first thought
• 13:20
  Speaker 4: to keep the spending under control was to offer up
• 13:23
  Speaker 4: the Krusty Krab is the perfect spot for our gate,
• 13:26
  Speaker 4: but Missus Puff accused me of being cheap and lazy.
• 13:29
  Speaker 4: I had to back peddle extensively, explaining that we wouldn't
• 13:33
  Speaker 4: just be eating there like normal customers, but in a
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: special after hours dinner setting with table service and the
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  Speaker 4: entire restaurant to ourselves. Once I got off the phone,
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  Speaker 4: I got SpongeBob and Squidword on a three way call.
• 13:47
  Speaker 4: SpongeBob agreed, but squid Word took some convincing. I had
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  Speaker 4: to offer him over time, and after I got that
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  Speaker 4: all sorted, I put on my suit and went to
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  Speaker 4: the Krusty Krab. Squid Word was just sitting his lazy
• 14:02
  Speaker 4: keister at the register, but thankfully SpongeBob had already set
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  Speaker 4: the atmosphere, so all I had to do was sit
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  Speaker 4: at the table and wait for my date to arrive.
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  Speaker 4: And when she did, she was like a blimp on
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  Speaker 4: the horizon, growing bigger and more beautiful with every second.
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  Speaker 4: I knew the double doors were a good investment when
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: she squeezed her brilliant, bulging body through them, making this
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: BBW loving sailor swoon. When she sat down the reinforced
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: chair I prepared for her, buckled and struggled underneath her.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: Dear neptune.
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: I wanted to be that chare so bad I was
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: about to replace it right then and there, But then
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: SpongeBob came up and made me remember my decorum.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Greetings, lady and gentlemen, are you ready to place your orders?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: What?
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: Oh right right, Yes, we would like two Krabby patties please.
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: Excellent choice, sir.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: I'll get the kitchen right on that.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: Now. Wait a minute, boy, you haven't taken my order yet.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Oh I'm my apologies, madam, And for.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: You, I would like one hundred Krabby patties please, of.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Course, madam, one hundred crab mate, what one hundred krabby patties.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Mister craps, there's not enough meat for that many patties.
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  Speaker 4: Boy, I don't care what you have to do, but
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: I better see one hundred krabby patties in front of
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  Speaker 4: my beautiful hungry date.
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  Speaker 3: You hear me, yes, sir.
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: Admittedly, things weren't going as well as I'd hoped.
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  Speaker 3: Then the food came out.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: I didn't know how SpongeBob did it, but he cooked
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: up those patties like I've never seen them. I wanted
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: to take a moment to appreciate it, but missus Puffs
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: does straight in devouring patty after patty.
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  Speaker 3: I was awe struck. Hi, little lady, you sure can
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: put it away?
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh, you're gonna eat those?
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: I guess not if you want them?
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Thanks. You know I'm still hungry.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm sure we could a spud Bob help me.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Had a boy, SpongeBob, I guess I'm satisfied for now,
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: but you won't get away alive next time.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: I think we're safe. Now, miss your crabs, she's gone.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: For now, at least, say SpongeBob, I gotta know how
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: you did it. How'd you make a hundred grabby patties
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: if there weren't enough meat.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: I meet Squidward help me at the grinder.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Time