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I am Batman · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:02
  Audio shared by Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting.
• 0:05
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We're gonna… there's gonna be a new world order out there.
• 0:08
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm leaving.
• 0:13
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Who are fake news?
• 0:16
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I am not suicidal!
• 0:19
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. I can circle back, I'll circle back with you.
• 0:24
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:27
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:29
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
• 0:31
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 300 of the Jeffrey and Brian Show. I'm Jeffrey.
• 0:37
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:39
  Testecleese: You sue guys, drinks and beer, sorry, what's going on.
• 0:43
  Testecleese: I guess another week up, another week down.
• 0:48
  Testecleese: government's still shut down, but I don't know how much…
• 0:52
  Testecleese: Anyone who pays attention actually gives a fuck about that, besides, like, government contractors.
• 1:02
  Testecleese: But I put this up here because this is a thing we used to do
• 1:07
  Testecleese: I don't know if you've noticed, Brian, but over the years, I brought in new ideas, we tried out for, like, a year, and then threw them away and tried something new.
• 1:16
  Testecleese: Excuse me.
• 1:18
  Testecleese: Metal prices is something we did for about a year, right?
• 1:21
  Brian McFadden: Longer.
• 1:22
  Testecleese: Was it longer?
• 1:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:25
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, gold, silver, palladium, and what was the other one?
• 1:29
  Testecleese: Oh, platinum.
• 1:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:32
  Testecleese: Is what we always looked at.
• 1:34
  Testecleese: But you sent me a message about the metal prices today, and I was.
• 1:37
  Brian McFadden: For now?
• 1:38
  Testecleese: a look. Why not look at
• 1:40
  Testecleese: Gold is over 4 grand an ounce. Silver is 50 bucks an ounce. I almost shit my pants, dude.
• 1:50
  Brian McFadden: Glad I was able to make your day.
• 1:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, I mean, when I convince you to buy 1 ounce of silver.
• 1:58
  Testecleese: Would you spend, like, 32 bucks plus shipping and handling or something like that?
• 2:02
  Brian McFadden: I think it was around 20.
• 2:04
  Testecleese: Okay, okay, maybe you should go cash that fucker in right now at 50 bucks an ounce, right?
• 2:09
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:12
  Testecleese: And now imagine being the nutjug who bought a shit ton of it!
• 2:18
  Testecleese: This… this has a lot to do with Trump's,
• 2:23
  Testecleese: issues with China right now, and the trade stuff, because apparently he's talking trash about,
• 2:30
  Testecleese: Well, at least CNN told me that he's looking to reignite the trade war over,
• 2:36
  Testecleese: What do you call them?
• 2:39
  Testecleese: What do they call those metals?
• 2:41
  Testecleese: Not precious metals, the other ones, but…
• 2:44
  Testecleese: Like, the unnatural ones, basically what they call it.
• 2:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Lithium and the rare earth metals.
• 2:51
  Testecleese: Rare earth metals, lithium and nickel and… palladium.
• 2:58
  Testecleese: Sorry, my… the wife is just…
• 3:04
  Brian McFadden: You got the same problem I got.
• 3:06
  Testecleese: She needed a stick of butter.
• 3:08
  Brian McFadden: Nope, nope.
• 3:09
  Brian McFadden: Maybe you should have checked your messages, that's probably what it said on the messenger.
• 3:15
  Testecleese: I didn't see one, but…
• 3:17
  Brian McFadden: You told me she sent you a message on Messenger.
• 3:21
  Testecleese: Did I?
• 3:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 3:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, that probably would have helped,
• 3:26
  Testecleese: Nope, no? I don't know. Whatever.
• 3:29
  Testecleese: I forgot what I was even talking about. Well, yeah.
• 3:32
  Brian McFadden: butter.
• 3:33
  Testecleese: So… fodder?
• 3:35
  Brian McFadden: Butter!
• 3:36
  Brian McFadden: Water. No.
• 3:39
  Testecleese: Were we still talking about silver, or had we moved down?
• 3:41
  Brian McFadden: We're still talking about silver.
• 3:43
  Brian McFadden: Silver and gold.
• 3:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, man, I got… I got a little bit of silver.
• 3:51
  Testecleese: That's funny, because I want… I'm gonna go deer hunting this year. I mentioned that you…
• 3:57
  Testecleese: Minutes ago, as we were starting the show.
• 4:00
  Testecleese: But I… I'm so excited, I'm gonna tell this story again for our… Listener.
• 4:06
  Brian McFadden: I think it's more than one.
• 4:09
  Testecleese: Well, we'll find out, I guess.
• 4:13
  Testecleese: I want… I want to go deer hunting this year.
• 4:16
  Testecleese: And silver is way up, and there's a whole bunch of, gun shops that are also pawn shops. And we had a bunch of those in Virginia, too, didn't we?
• 4:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 4:30
  Testecleese: I can go there and do a trade.
• 4:33
  Testecleese: with silver, to buy a rifle for a less price, I think, because they can lie on their taxes, and I can lie on my taxes.
• 4:43
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 4:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 4:45
  Testecleese: Well, if I sold them the silver.
• 4:47
  Testecleese: And then use that money to buy a rifle.
• 4:51
  Testecleese: How much more tax got paid?
• 4:54
  Testecleese: And just the capital gains tax.
• 4:59
  Testecleese: Right?
• 5:01
  Testecleese: and then a sales tax after that, versus just, you know.
• 5:08
  Testecleese: We'll trade, and he'll just, you know…
• 5:11
  Testecleese: Put down an appropriate amount of money that he got paid.
• 5:15
  Brian McFadden: Alright, Schumer Sombrero is not…
• 5:17
  Testecleese: No, it's illegal, huh?
• 5:19
  Brian McFadden: No, it's not a very good clickbait, because we only had 9 downloads of that episode, but the Mother of Demons was 35 downloads.
• 5:27
  Testecleese: No kidding, huh?
• 5:28
  Brian McFadden: And they are all assholes with 17, radicalizing your kids was 22.
• 5:34
  Testecleese: I'm surprised the Mother of Demons did that well. Well, the picture of Lilith, then the Mother of Demons, then they probably clicked it on and went, what the fuck are they talking about? Shut it off. Yeah.
• 5:45
  Brian McFadden: We had 31 downloads this month.
• 5:49
  Brian McFadden: Let's see, what is…
• 5:50
  Testecleese: So, are we ever gonna match Noah Kanega again?
• 5:54
  Brian McFadden: Probably not.
• 5:56
  Brian McFadden: But we had 31 downloads from New York State, 26 from Virginia, 16 from Texas, 16 from… 15 from Rhode Island, 12 from California, 5 from Alabama, 4 from Georgia, 4 from Massachusetts, 2 from Indiana, 2 from New Hampshire.
• 6:13
  Brian McFadden: One from Arizona, Illinois, Michigan, North Carolina, Ohio, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Vermont.
• 6:21
  Testecleese: Jeez, are we actually being, like, suggested to people who are looking for this kind of content or something?
• 6:26
  Brian McFadden: I have no idea, but…
• 6:28
  Testecleese: Honestly.
• 6:29
  Brian McFadden: We're growing.
• 6:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, it kinda seems like more people are just clicking on us randomly than before.
• 6:36
  Brian McFadden: We're up 10% in the previous 14 days. We're at 66 so far for the month.
• 6:43
  Testecleese: I mean, don't get me wrong, we're… we're just two drunk guys.
• 6:47
  Testecleese: Talk about the news cycle.
• 6:52
  Testecleese: But, we got some follow-ups.
• 6:55
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 6:56
  Testecleese: Alright, remember? Remember…
• 6:59
  Testecleese: We've all been talking about this BLM thing, where they were buying houses for their families and all this other stuff.
• 7:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 7:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, this one, leader or whatever just pled guilty to doing exactly that, with taxpayer money being used… being pumped into a…
• 7:18
  Testecleese: non-profit organization.
• 7:22
  Testecleese: And… I think it was a very short amount of time.
• 7:27
  Testecleese: that they're looking at. I want to say 11 months, or…
• 7:31
  Brian McFadden: That's nothing.
• 7:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, where are the numbers? Here we go.
• 7:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, 11 months for a crime, with the opportunity to participate in a work release program.
• 7:45
  Testecleese: She's accused of accepting $350,000.
• 7:51
  Testecleese: For this, family for Hope Scholarship Fund.
• 7:59
  Testecleese: Which was some BLM thing that she just took and, like, bought her family houses with.
• 8:05
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 8:07
  Testecleese: I don't know, man, 11 months?
• 8:13
  Testecleese: And then, is it gonna be work release? Does all the money she makes on work release go into paying the people she ripped off?
• 8:20
  Brian McFadden: I doubt it.
• 8:22
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 8:24
  Testecleese: Maybe that should be stopped being a part of these civil things. You have to pay this person back? Oh, I don't have the money. Well, you better figure it out.
• 8:34
  Testecleese: Alright, you shared this one to me, I think.
• 8:38
  Testecleese: There's a California county that's bringing on a mask mandate for COVID.
• 8:44
  Brian McFadden: Yup, they're bringing it back.
• 8:46
  Brian McFadden: It's in… I think it's Sonoma County. We're wine country.
• 8:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, wine country, what gets me here is, what happens if ice shows up?
• 8:57
  Testecleese: Because people are illegally harvesting, you know, illegally here harvesting grapes. Are they supposed to wear masks or not?
• 9:06
  Brian McFadden: Well, I didn't think, Newsom had signed it into law yet, had he?
• 9:10
  Testecleese: Oh, it is!
• 9:11
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 9:11
  Testecleese: It's been passed, and it's a civil infraction, which means you'll get a fine.
• 9:19
  Testecleese: But that means you need police to walk up to these people. Basically, you want to be able to say these people are criminals without actually having to do anything about it, right?
• 9:27
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 9:29
  Testecleese: But what happens in this county?
• 9:33
  Brian McFadden: The rules don't apply.
• 9:34
  Testecleese: Well, I'm asking because…
• 9:37
  Testecleese: these folks are doing it backwards. They're saying local is overpower was federal, or overpower was the next one up.
• 9:45
  Brian McFadden: Like, you know, the lowest common.
• 9:48
  Testecleese: But the problem with that is, that means California's rules don't really fucking matter, because each state… oh, yeah, each state, each county, each city, each town can pass their own laws, too.
• 10:03
  Testecleese: To what good is your sovereignty?
• 10:08
  Testecleese: I don't know, not everyone else saw this, it bothered me.
• 10:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, and I know you shared it, but I don't think that's necessarily why you shared it. It might have been, just…
• 10:20
  Testecleese: the hilariousness.
• 10:23
  Brian McFadden: Sure, because more people have come out and said that
• 10:26
  Brian McFadden: Masks don't work, you know, especially the cheap paper ones, you know?
• 10:32
  Brian McFadden: But
• 10:33
  Brian McFadden: the liberal people in California are all about it, and they're gonna keep it going. Keep the lie alive.
• 10:41
  Testecleese: Well, see, that's the thing, is masks…
• 10:43
  Testecleese: Will work for what they're designed for.
• 10:47
  Testecleese: Like, you see people wearing painter's masks.
• 10:51
  Testecleese: Out in town, like, this painter's mask is… Protecting anyone.
• 10:57
  Testecleese: Look, that is keeping out a heavy molecule that'll knock you unconscious from breathing in too much of it, and eventually suffocate you. It's not designed to keep out a fucking virus, which is…
• 11:11
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? Microscopic.
• 11:14
  Brian McFadden: Somebody got their winter trim.
• 11:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, Guapo's here, and he looks like a…
• 11:19
  Brian McFadden: some hair.
• 11:20
  Testecleese: Looks like some kind of weird squash or something.
• 11:27
  El Guapo: No, I just…
• 11:28
  Testecleese: Sorry to go.
• 11:29
  El Guapo: I got tired of the hair, so I was like, oh, let me clean it up.
• 11:33
  Testecleese: Gotcha, gotcha.
• 11:36
  Testecleese: You missed a fun conversation earlier.
• 11:38
  Brian McFadden: We talked about silver and gold.
• 11:41
  Testecleese: we charged.
• 11:41
  Brian McFadden: Do you know what the prices are on silver and gold right now?
• 11:45
  El Guapo: $5,000 now for gold?
• 11:47
  Testecleese: for…
• 11:48
  El Guapo: Oh, okay. And silver's, like, 35?
• 11:51
  Testecleese: 50.
• 11:53
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 11:54
  Brian McFadden: Are you gonna… are you gonna sell some silver? He's sinking.
• 11:57
  Brian McFadden: You gonna sell some of your silver at $50 an ounce?
• 12:01
  El Guapo: No, no, no, because it's gonna go higher, too.
• 12:04
  Testecleese: Well, only for a little while, then it's gonna dip again, because right now, this is over Trump talking trash with China over rare earth minerals, so precious metals are spiking.
• 12:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we're gonna get the… We'll get those from Ukraine soon, aren't we?
• 12:22
  Testecleese: Ideally, but apparently Russia took over half that territory, didn't they?
• 12:27
  El Guapo: I would not buy that high, just wait for the low again, you know? I mean, I…
• 12:32
  Testecleese: Sell in at the high.
• 12:34
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 12:34
  Testecleese: You buy it back at the low.
• 12:36
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 12:37
  El Guapo: The other thing you have to make sure, too, because, yeah, that could be the spot price on the market, but when you look at.
• 12:46
  Testecleese: you're gonna get.
• 12:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, because the coin store is gonna be overwhelmed by too many coins, like, no, I'm just gonna pay you this much.
• 12:53
  El Guapo: You know?
• 12:54
  Testecleese: Well, that's why I was saying.
• 12:57
  El Guapo: Oh, it could be a good time to go by, because the coin store could get overwhelmed.
• 13:02
  El Guapo: you'd be like, hey, how about you selling it for me, buy it low for them, you know?
• 13:07
  Testecleese: I was thinking… I was thinking of going to one of those gun shops that's also…
• 13:12
  Testecleese: pawn shop, but they're not really a pawn shop, they just buy, like…
• 13:17
  Testecleese: Valuable things and sell them again.
• 13:20
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 13:22
  Testecleese: But the guy who has the I Buy Gold sign.
• 13:24
  Testecleese: Go there with a stack of silver, right?
• 13:30
  Testecleese: Get myself a hunting rifle.
• 13:33
  Testecleese: Probably at a better price than I could get if I sold the silver, paid the capital gains tax, then bought the rifle and paid a sales tax, right?
• 13:44
  Testecleese: So, we're both making out on this deal, and then, shoot, I could walk in with 20 ounces of silver.
• 13:50
  Testecleese: Walk out with a brand new rifle, with a scope mounted on it, and 100 bucks in my pocket.
• 13:57
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 13:59
  El Guapo: I mean, this is the price of gold. I mean, silver and gold, dude, like, they found it in that treasure off the coast of Florida just a few weeks ago, and it's still valuable, you know?
• 14:12
  El Guapo: Due to the fact they're treasure too, but still the metal itself, you know?
• 14:16
  El Guapo: Retain his values, bro.
• 14:19
  Testecleese: But yeah, I was seriously thinking about cashing in some of it, and one was for a rifle.
• 14:23
  Testecleese: Because I really want a hunting rifle.
• 14:25
  El Guapo: But…
• 14:27
  Testecleese: Another is, I can sell it high, buy it low. It's gonna dip back down once a trade agreement's finally made with China.
• 14:34
  El Guapo: Hey, so what's the minimum wage right now, on the average person now? 20… .
• 14:42
  Testecleese: Not even a guess, dude.
• 14:44
  El Guapo: But, like, over here, I think it's, like, 13 or something like that.
• 14:48
  Testecleese: And how much is, a super…
• 14:51
  El Guapo: Mercury Dime.
• 14:55
  Testecleese: Depends on condition, year, etc, etc.
• 14:59
  El Guapo: Not that much. Not that much.
• 15:02
  El Guapo: You know, because I always remember watching this thing about the Bible, the… this… this guy was hiring people, and he used to pay one denarius a day.
• 15:12
  El Guapo: You know, and in one denarius, like.
• 15:15
  El Guapo: A dime, that's where the word come from, Denarius.
• 15:18
  El Guapo: And,
• 15:20
  El Guapo: And everybody's like, you know, they say, like, oh, people work in other places for $2 a day and stuff like that. Yeah, denarius, it's $2 from that currency at that time.
• 15:31
  El Guapo: You know, when I saw this video.
• 15:34
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 15:36
  El Guapo: what I'm saying is, like.
• 15:38
  El Guapo: You know, like, when you get paid silver coins, you know, you still retain your value, you know?
• 15:46
  Testecleese: Total dot, yep.
• 15:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, but I mean.
• 15:53
  El Guapo: Unless I find a heel.
• 15:56
  Testecleese: Well, a 1970s silver dollar is still worth more.
• 16:00
  Testecleese: It's silver value, or it's dollar value.
• 16:03
  El Guapo: No.
• 16:05
  El Guapo: And the pace of that, too. Who willing to pay for it, too?
• 16:09
  El Guapo: You know…
• 16:10
  Testecleese: And that's the thing, it's like, like I said, I like having silver.
• 16:15
  Testecleese: It's very… it's very liquid in terms of it's easy to get rid of, it's easy to stock up on. You know what I mean?
• 16:21
  El Guapo: Dude, I had to sell some of the…
• 16:25
  El Guapo: silver, and they're like, okay, we want your name. I'm like, oh, I don't like this shit.
• 16:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you gotta… for tax purposes.
• 16:33
  El Guapo: But, like, for them or me?
• 16:36
  Brian McFadden: Probably you.
• 16:37
  Testecleese: They're covering their ass, they don't give a shit about you.
• 16:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, so…
• 16:41
  El Guapo: I mean, I never… I also, like, got, like, 10 coins and all, like, this is, like, when I was going through bank, fucking lawyers and shit like that, but… because I needed their money.
• 16:51
  El Guapo: And… I ain't like that no more, like, I don't know.
• 16:57
  El Guapo: But yeah, you could buy it, they don't fucking, like, tell you, hey, what's your name, and, you know, like, we're gonna buy silver, why do you need my name?
• 17:04
  Testecleese: I like having it in general, because, you know, hit hard times, you have this stockpile.
• 17:09
  El Guapo: Oh, dude, I even buy, like, little mercury dimes, because when the shit hit the fan, you're not gonna pay with a fucking whole coin. Like, hey, look, I got a little.
• 17:17
  Testecleese: No, dude, when the shit…
• 17:19
  Brian McFadden: It's the Bitcoin.
• 17:20
  El Guapo: when shit hits the fan, no one gives a shit about your mercury dime, dude. No, but I said, okay, like… like, when people say, like, oh, why you get… why you, silver? It's not like you're gonna eat out of… with that, like, well, what the fuck you getting money for? You're not gonna fucking eat with that, you know? Like, you paid things with it. You exchange for that.
• 17:40
  El Guapo: Because as…
• 17:41
  Testecleese: So that's the thing, is, silver just keeps up with inflation, basically. That's what's fun about it.
• 17:48
  Testecleese: And it also reacts to, like, market crisis, like.
• 17:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, right now.
• 17:52
  Testecleese: There might be a trade.
• 17:53
  El Guapo: Oh, oh, right now, right now, everybody's buying, oh, I wanna buy, I wanna buy. As soon as it goes lower, nobody's gonna buy, like, oh, no, just wait for the low.
• 18:00
  Testecleese: Well, when it's low is when you buy it, right? Yeah. And you sell it high.
• 18:04
  El Guapo: It's just really hard, because people get, like, paranoid. Oh, I need to buy, I need to buy before it goes higher, before it goes higher, you know?
• 18:10
  Testecleese: Well, that's because people are dumb, and that's why they keep… that's why they're staying where they are, and no one's moving upward, is because they buy silver, for example, when it's hot.
• 18:20
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 18:20
  Testecleese: Not when it's low.
• 18:22
  El Guapo: And then, no, they panic sell when it's low, because they're having trouble paying their bills.
• 18:29
  Testecleese: Do it the other way around.
• 18:33
  Testecleese: You know, when silver's 30 bucks an ounce, find a way to buy an ounce a month.
• 18:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, yep.
• 18:39
  Testecleese: And then when it doubles in price, then you sell it.
• 18:44
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 18:45
  Testecleese: Literally sit on the money until silver goes down again, buy it back, and more.
• 18:51
  Testecleese: And, I mean, it'll slowly, it'll slowly build up. That's what I've been doing for about 20 years now. Slowly building a stockpile.
• 19:00
  El Guapo: I think the best way to go is, like, say your paycheck, I mean, your monthly bills for, like, 3 months, keep that in the bank.
• 19:09
  El Guapo: then you stop buying silver, because when you hit hard times, and you hit to sell silver, then you lose a little bit of money, you know, because you're selling it back, you know? But if you got a cushion of money for 3 months, you don't have to worry, you can fluctuate, you know?
• 19:24
  El Guapo: You don't… you don't have to, you don't have to dig in… dig… dig out of your, super stack, you know?
• 19:34
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 19:35
  El Guapo: A month or two, it's just… I just say in general, you know, right now, I'm not in the best shape right now to even buy silver.
• 19:42
  El Guapo: Because of, foods are buying right now? It's at an all-time high.
• 19:46
  Brian McFadden: Liara.
• 19:47
  El Guapo: No, there's idiots out there who probably…
• 19:49
  Testecleese: People are.
• 19:50
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 19:52
  El Guapo: So…
• 19:53
  Testecleese: So I wouldn't be able to sell it.
• 19:54
  El Guapo: Oh, oh, once it starts dropping, then people get panicked, like, oh, shoot, it's dropping, then it starts selling, and then it's gonna drop more, you know?
• 20:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, exactly.
• 20:04
  Testecleese: Exactly, that's… As the price dips out, because people are selling it.
• 20:09
  El Guapo: Yeah, if you… if you keep… if you can take your time to think about it, like, how can I do this, you know? You're like, okay, let me save my…
• 20:18
  El Guapo: all my bills for, like, 3… I mean, I had to… like, a cushion of money so I could pay my bills for 3 months, like, something happened, like, emergency funds, okay? Cash, and your savings account.
• 20:31
  El Guapo: Then you start buying, like, silver, you know, little by little, you know? And because if, like, something happened, you don't have to dig out of your fucking coin sack, you know?
• 20:40
  Testecleese: Like I said, even just putting it inside a jar…
• 20:44
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 20:44
  Testecleese: 10 bucks a paycheck in.
• 20:47
  El Guapo: Huh.
• 20:48
  Testecleese: Wait… Until you have…
• 20:51
  El Guapo: But look…
• 20:52
  Testecleese: a month, either a month, or you can buy one ounce, and… you know what I mean?
• 20:56
  El Guapo: Look at all this, all this military personnel right now, they're not getting paid, you know? So… Well…
• 21:04
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 21:04
  El Guapo: We don't know if they're gonna get paid, we still got a couple more days.
• 21:08
  El Guapo: the 15.
• 21:09
  Brian McFadden: They're not gonna get… it's too late. The money wouldn't… even if the law was signed in place, wow.
• 21:14
  Brian McFadden: They're… they… DFAST couldn't process it fast enough.
• 21:19
  El Guapo: Yeah, but that's, yeah. So Becca gonna give you some money, you know?
• 21:24
  El Guapo: And probably, if you're on deployment, you didn't care, because…
• 21:27
  El Guapo: You know, you're just undeployment, so you don't have to worry about… Paying moment.
• 21:32
  Testecleese: Well, if you're undeployed, you don't give a fuck, because you're coming back home into a giant stack of cash.
• 21:37
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 21:40
  Testecleese: Once, of course, you were in the Navy.
• 21:43
  Testecleese: Because instead of sitting in the desert like everyone else, you hit foreign ports.
• 21:49
  Testecleese: And went and got fucking wasted.
• 21:52
  Testecleese: And partied it up.
• 21:55
  Testecleese: every time you hit port. I knew a couple guys that would drop, like, two grand a night in port. Like, oh, I… I have the money saved up. I'm like, dude!
• 22:04
  Testecleese: Dude, it's like, that was, like, a month's worth of work.
• 22:07
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 22:08
  Testecleese: That you blew in a night, you know?
• 22:11
  Brian McFadden: And I had a good time doing it.
• 22:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, probably.
• 22:14
  Brian McFadden: Probably didn't even remember it.
• 22:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
• 22:18
  El Guapo: And I think it's a fucking…
• 22:21
  El Guapo: bad… the bad TVs are influenced, like, oh, I want to make a rain, you know, like, you just…
• 22:26
  Brian McFadden: Make a rain.
• 22:28
  El Guapo: You just get influenced by fucking TV, you know?
• 22:32
  El Guapo: But anyways…
• 22:34
  Testecleese: Well, I know what you're talking about, man. We eat plenty of countries.
• 22:37
  Testecleese: Obviously, you know.
• 22:40
  Testecleese: Navy is what you do.
• 22:42
  Testecleese: But we went to plenty of places, and we had guys that just went straight to, like, the strip club.
• 22:48
  Testecleese: Or the hookers. And they were just throwing money everywhere.
• 22:53
  Brian McFadden: I never did that.
• 22:57
  Testecleese: Says the guy who brought about a Liberty Buddy law in the Navy.
• 23:03
  Brian McFadden: That was from Seychelles. There was no…
• 23:07
  Brian McFadden: We couldn't definitely… we could barely afford to drink in Seychelles Island, let alone any extracurricular activities.
• 23:13
  Testecleese: I was gonna say, I've been to Seychelles, what the fuck did you do there to get in that much trouble, dude?
• 23:18
  Brian McFadden: started drinking… we drank a bottle of Jameis at the bar.
• 23:22
  El Guapo: God damn.
• 23:26
  Brian McFadden: Blowing through money.
• 23:28
  El Guapo: Hey, can you.
• 23:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, blown through money, right?
• 23:32
  Testecleese: Gee, God, what did a bottle of James and Goss, shot by shot?
• 23:37
  Brian McFadden: I don't know, Sean was paying for most of them.
• 23:40
  Testecleese: Jeez.
• 23:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, his entire time on Spache.
• 23:42
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 23:44
  Brian McFadden: Well, what? Katie let him have of it?
• 23:51
  Testecleese: And…
• 23:54
  El Guapo: Access denied, oh.
• 23:56
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 23:58
  Brian McFadden: So, we got, the legal immigrant superintendent.
• 24:03
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah. They got quiet about that guy real quick, though.
• 24:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, oh, he's a good guy, he's a superintendent. He's like, well, he had a gun in his car.
• 24:14
  Brian McFadden: And he voted. He voted, too.
• 24:17
  El Guapo: That wasn't…
• 24:18
  Brian McFadden: Legal immigrant voter.
• 24:19
  El Guapo: No, that wasn't even it. I think when they find out that his fucking, PhD is fake and shit.
• 24:26
  El Guapo: They're like.
• 24:27
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 24:27
  El Guapo: that his PhD is fake, and like.
• 24:29
  Brian McFadden: Everything's fake with him!
• 24:31
  El Guapo: Yeah, those shit, it was like, then it got real quiet, and, like, not even mentioning him no more.
• 24:36
  El Guapo: You got a real… that got acquired quicker than fuckin' Obrego Garcia.
• 24:40
  Brian McFadden: So, since the search firm's used to hire school leaders nationwide, does that mean we can find other illegal immigrant superintendents?
• 24:48
  El Guapo: I think they need to sweep through all the teachers, like, you know…
• 24:52
  El Guapo: All of this has been given.
• 24:54
  Testecleese: like Wapo just said, sorry to interrupt, but that's an issue, is that this guy was hired by a third-party organization that was used to find people in the education
• 25:06
  Testecleese: department, basically.
• 25:07
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 25:09
  Testecleese: Like, they've… nationwide, they've gone and found, like, something like 30 superintendents or something like that.
• 25:16
  El Guapo: I think they need to go… come out with a hot dodge thing, come out with a website that you put in your information, your name, your number, their birth, social security, and where you work, and, what do you do in that school, and just send the information in.
• 25:32
  El Guapo: So they can just, like, cross-reference, like, hey, hold on, this social security is iffy.
• 25:37
  El Guapo: then go talk to the person, like, hey, why your Social Security is iffy, you know? What is your permit, you know? You know, stuff like that.
• 25:44
  El Guapo: Are you a… you're a citizen, you know?
• 25:48
  El Guapo: They don't have to go nowhere. They can just set up a website, then you put information on it, you know, and just…
• 25:55
  El Guapo: Boom.
• 25:58
  Brian McFadden: I think that system already exists.
• 26:00
  El Guapo: I guess it's not working?
• 26:01
  Brian McFadden: You verify, you verify.
• 26:03
  El Guapo: Nobody… Well, that's like…
• 26:07
  Testecleese: not using it.
• 26:08
  Testecleese: Don't care!
• 26:11
  Testecleese: Not only do they not care, they're intentionally hiring illegal immigrants.
• 26:17
  El Guapo: Well, they fucking start… need to get fucking fired, arrested… you know what? Fuck fired. Arrest people.
• 26:25
  Testecleese: Exactly! Dude, this is… I said this, like, a month ago, and everyone thought I was fucking crazy, but I said the people hiring these people need to face stiffer penalties than the people that they get hired.
• 26:37
  Testecleese: Because if there's no way for these people to find work, because I ain't going to prison, I'm not having you take everything I owned and auction it off.
• 26:46
  Testecleese: To the highest bidder of my opposition.
• 26:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 26:52
  Testecleese: Then they seem… they won't keep crossing the fucking river to get here.
• 26:57
  Brian McFadden: And they're not anymore.
• 26:59
  Testecleese: No, actually, it's a lot.
• 27:00
  Brian McFadden: We got this article in here someplace.
• 27:03
  Testecleese: It's way down in immigration. Lowest since the 70s.
• 27:08
  Brian McFadden: Crazy.
• 27:10
  Testecleese: But you guys are just gonna get kicked out and get told you're not allowed to come back.
• 27:16
  Testecleese: That's why they did the self-deportation thing.
• 27:20
  Brian McFadden: So if you leave now…
• 27:22
  Testecleese: Well, it's like, if you leave now, we'll pay for it, and you're still allowed to come back and try the proper way. But if we catch you.
• 27:31
  Testecleese: Fuck you, you're never coming back.
• 27:36
  Testecleese: Believe it or not, that's what the self-deportation thing is.
• 27:39
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 27:41
  Testecleese: And so, yeah, you can go now, we'll even pay for it.
• 27:45
  Testecleese: Funny enough, we have to come get you.
• 27:48
  Testecleese: Fuck you. We're not pointing up, we're not dealing with you anymore, you know?
• 27:52
  El Guapo: Oh, no.
• 27:53
  Testecleese: But… Here we go.
• 27:57
  Testecleese: The Palisades Fire we talked about for what, fool.
• 28:01
  Testecleese: I don't happen? Wouldn't it happen?
• 28:04
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 28:04
  El Guapo: It was going on the entire beginning of the year.
• 28:09
  Testecleese: Turns out it was some fucking…
• 28:11
  Testecleese: Firebug, dumbass, liberal argue… who is boasting shit about how climate change is changing everything.
• 28:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 28:20
  El Guapo: And he goes, are you gonna start a fucking fire? Yeah, that's gonna help.
• 28:23
  Brian McFadden: And he used ChatGBT to figure out how to do it best.
• 28:27
  El Guapo: This… hold on, this… when did ChatGDT came out? Like, I thought it was, like, the beginning of this year.
• 28:33
  Brian McFadden: It's been out for a long time, years.
• 28:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, long on that.
• 28:37
  El Guapo: Okay, I, because that's what…
• 28:40
  El Guapo: That doesn't add up to me, because I started hearing about it in the middle of the year.
• 28:46
  Testecleese: This is what gets me, is if you have convictions so strong, you're gonna start a fire that does something like that.
• 28:53
  Testecleese: Prove your point, that's not real.
• 28:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, you fucking added to it, if it's not you.
• 29:00
  Testecleese: They're like, oh, well, I hate to prove it's really happening by doing this.
• 29:04
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 29:04
  Testecleese: to prove it, and it's like, yeah, but you did it.
• 29:07
  Testecleese: It's not… you know what I mean? It's like, you're just… you're proving to everyone that this isn't nearly as dangerous as you're claiming it is.
• 29:14
  El Guapo: Yeah, you're making it worse now.
• 29:16
  Testecleese: Boy, Greta!
• 29:19
  Testecleese: It's down there somewhere in…
• 29:23
  Testecleese: Foreign, I think. Brett is flotilla.
• 29:27
  Brian McFadden: We used…
• 29:29
  Testecleese: Used enough diesel fuel.
• 29:31
  Testecleese: to fly from, what was it, London?
• 29:34
  Testecleese: to Tel Aviv, A hundred times.
• 29:39
  Brian McFadden: So, I guess she gave up on being carbon-free and sailing around the world, you know, because she… the only way she could get to the U.S. for the big UN meeting was to sail on a sailboat.
• 29:50
  Testecleese: 206 trips from Tel Aviv to UK.
• 29:55
  El Guapo: Goddamn.
• 29:56
  Testecleese: is the carbon footprint, and that's my jet, is what they're comparing it to. 206. But yeah, this is the thing, is these people talk all this shit.
• 30:06
  Testecleese: But they really don't believe it.
• 30:09
  El Guapo: No, they don't.
• 30:10
  Testecleese: And if they do, they're fucking idiots.
• 30:14
  Testecleese: Like, you are making it worse.
• 30:18
  Testecleese: If you believe this is a problem, why would you make it worse?
• 30:21
  El Guapo: Right. Oh, because they got… they need to spread the word, and they're the only ones.
• 30:26
  Testecleese: So you took a fucking boat flotilla to deliver zero aid, and the whole point of going there was to deliver aid?
• 30:37
  El Guapo: I don't think they don'.
• 30:38
  Testecleese: Delivering medicine and food, and there was none of that in her entire friggin' fleet of boats.
• 30:45
  El Guapo: The math ain' Matthew with them.
• 30:50
  Testecleese: How dare you?
• 30:54
  El Guapo: to just… They're so oblivious of what the fuck they doing, dude, they're just…
• 30:59
  El Guapo: It's beyond comprehension, you know, it's just…
• 31:05
  Testecleese: You guys, see this explosion in Tennessee?
• 31:11
  El Guapo: I kinda hear about it, but none just, no.
• 31:15
  Testecleese: It was some kind of explosives factory.
• 31:19
  El Guapo: Like a firewall?
• 31:21
  Testecleese: Like, I'm assuming it's way more powerful than that.
• 31:25
  El Guapo: Like, a C4 company?
• 31:27
  Testecleese: I'm thinking military weapons based upon the pictures of the degree.
• 31:33
  El Guapo: I hope you had insurance from Brian. Well, people…
• 31:37
  Testecleese: Yes, well, people from 11… okay, well, this explosive factory went up. There's 11 people missing.
• 31:45
  Testecleese: People 11 miles away had their household, like, security cameras.
• 31:52
  Testecleese: get set up and record because of the vibration, like the shock blast. People in the houses thought the explosive was next to them.
• 32:02
  El Guapo: Goddamn.
• 32:02
  Testecleese: 11 miles away.
• 32:06
  El Guapo: I had a habit when I was a kid, the fucking firework factory went off, and I remember fucking, like, damn, that shit was, like, shaking everything.
• 32:17
  El Guapo: No, like…
• 32:20
  Testecleese: But yeah, this just happened today, everyone is involved on this case.
• 32:26
  Testecleese: Local… I'm sure. Yeah, local federal aid…
• 32:29
  El Guapo: Yes, yeah, yeah.
• 32:30
  Testecleese: All of them, all of them.
• 32:31
  El Guapo: Every… a whole fucking bowl of soup… lettuce soup's in there.
• 32:35
  Testecleese: But nobody has any idea what happened yet.
• 32:39
  Testecleese: And, dear God, dude, like… The, the, dude, the wreckage?
• 32:46
  El Guapo: I do, I don't know.
• 32:47
  Testecleese: Oh, there was a… you wouldn't even know there was a building there at one point.
• 32:50
  El Guapo: It's like a fucking bomb.
• 32:53
  El Guapo: Well, actually. I don't mean to laugh, but just…
• 32:57
  Testecleese: One huge bomb.
• 32:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 33:00
  El Guapo: Just flatten the dirt.
• 33:05
  Testecleese: But yeah, like I said, at least 11 missing at this point. They know there are casualties, but they're not releasing any details. They know there are fatalities, but they're not releasing any details, which tells me they probably found body parts.
• 33:19
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 33:20
  Testecleese: Because probably everyone inside that building got vaporized.
• 33:24
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're gonna do, like, a DNA test and shit.
• 33:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, DNA test on what?
• 33:30
  El Guapo: On the… whatever limbs to find.
• 33:34
  Testecleese: On the limbs, yeah.
• 33:35
  El Guapo: Bob.
• 33:35
  Testecleese: The toes, the fingers…
• 33:39
  El Guapo: Intestine.
• 33:42
  Testecleese: I saw this guavo, she had it.
• 33:45
  El Guapo: OS, OSI.
• 33:46
  Testecleese: The helicopter crash. You see, you see.
• 33:48
  El Guapo: this shit.
• 33:49
  Testecleese: You see the picture?
• 33:49
  El Guapo: I saw the video, like, holy shit, like, actually landing.
• 33:54
  El Guapo: Like, how…
• 33:56
  Testecleese: On the expressway in Sacramento, right?
• 33:58
  El Guapo: Yeah, dude, like, it made me realize… this is nighttime, too, man, not…
• 34:03
  El Guapo: Make me realize I should not be driving, like, on this… go out at night.
• 34:08
  El Guapo: Because a lot of shit been going down, dude, like… Did they say why?
• 34:13
  El Guapo: What happened? Oh, I saw the news, the helicopter went down, that the pair… it's actually the emergency, like a… it's like an ambulance, though, no?
• 34:25
  Testecleese: What?
• 34:26
  El Guapo: It's an ambulance, a helicopter, that's what went down.
• 34:30
  Testecleese: Maybe, I'm not sure.
• 34:32
  Testecleese: I gave this thing a quick look, I saw the wreckage, I was like, holy crap.
• 34:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, after the video, I was like, oh, like, I need to look into it, but I never got around.
• 34:41
  Testecleese: It was like a crash landing on the expressway, and I was just like, holy crap, dude, you've been actually waiting in line behind because of the helicopter wrecked on the freeway?
• 34:50
  El Guapo: Imagine you being the fucking person being transported, like, oh, shit.
• 34:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, this sucks to be made, dude.
• 34:58
  Testecleese: I'm getting airlifted out of this car accident, I was in, because I'm fucked up so bad.
• 35:03
  El Guapo: Then my helicopter crashes.
• 35:05
  Testecleese: into the highway do.
• 35:07
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 35:09
  El Guapo: It's just crazy.
• 35:13
  Testecleese: Oh, here we go.
• 35:17
  Brian McFadden: You shared this one.
• 35:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't like the title of the… Staten Island man cops.
• 35:26
  Testecleese: say, decapitated by girlfriend's son was one of the greats, ex-wife says. That's such a terrible… What?
• 35:37
  El Guapo: That doesn't make sense.
• 35:40
  Testecleese: New York Daily News, terrible.
• 35:43
  Testecleese: And now… and I got… I got my one free fucking read. Now I can't, but I gotta log in now, 3 bucks for a year.
• 35:52
  Testecleese: For these…
• 35:53
  Brian McFadden: I mean…
• 35:53
  Testecleese: newspaper.
• 35:54
  Brian McFadden: moon.
• 35:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, alright. Local newspaper, I get it, you gotta make your dollar.
• 36:00
  El Guapo: Mmm…
• 36:02
  Testecleese: Ex-wife of a Stanton…
• 36:03
  Brian McFadden: Island… Decapitation victim says the Doom City Sanitation Mechanic had big plans.
• 36:12
  Brian McFadden: to spend his retirement in Florida, but his girlfriend's son
• 36:15
  Brian McFadden: who cops say brutally ended his life, didn't want the trouble family to leave New York. So the girlfriend's son, 19, is accused of stabbing him to death.
• 36:24
  Brian McFadden: In their home.
• 36:25
  El Guapo: So the sun decapitated the…
• 36:29
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 36:30
  El Guapo: Father, or father?
• 36:32
  El Guapo: Because he didn't want to leave me anymore.
• 36:33
  Testecleese: The thing is, apparently the kid killed the person, then decapitated them, like… like a completely separate action.
• 36:42
  El Guapo: Like, he's 19, he can stay behind.
• 36:46
  El Guapo: Did he know that?
• 36:50
  Testecleese: No, these kids cannot survive on their own.
• 36:54
  El Guapo: Mmm…
• 36:55
  Testecleese: Exactly, I'm not gonna be able to survive on my own, you need to keep supporting me.
• 36:59
  El Guapo: Bye.
• 37:00
  Testecleese: Now, the person's voice.
• 37:01
  El Guapo: Failure.
• 37:01
  Testecleese: They're dead.
• 37:05
  El Guapo: Sounds like a failure of parenting, you know, you should have pushed them to go…
• 37:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, to an extent, to an extent. I will say, parenting is a big part, but society's a big part, too.
• 37:16
  El Guapo: No, no, no, because everybody's like, oh, we could be friends, you know, like, I'm your friend, too. No, you're the fucking dad, you're the parent. You're the parents, and you should keep it as such.
• 37:27
  El Guapo: You have to keep… you have to push them to be independent, you know? Self-reliable, you know? Find a job, do your things by, you know, don't depend on your parents, because they're not gonna be there around. Or your man…
• 37:40
  El Guapo: Oh, you may end up killing them because you don't want to leave town, you know?
• 37:45
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 37:46
  Brian McFadden: That's not a good reason to kill somebody.
• 37:48
  Testecleese: My life?
• 37:49
  El Guapo: No, but it's not… yeah, like, New York City, I don't know how life is over there.
• 37:56
  Testecleese: State Island. This is State Island, though.
• 37:59
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 38:00
  Testecleese: Look, I guess Trump brought back, Columbus Day.
• 38:05
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 38:07
  Testecleese: Is this the second time he's done this?
• 38:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I'm sure it is.
• 38:11
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 38:12
  Testecleese: I swear he did, his first term in office, too.
• 38:15
  El Guapo: You know why we got Columbus Day?
• 38:18
  Testecleese: Because in, 1492, Columbus.
• 38:22
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, no. Nobody… we didn't have 1492 until the Democrats put their fucking holiday for it. You know how they fucking do the June 19? Same fucking playbook, because they won the Italian boat, and this is what they did. They had the Columbus Day.
• 38:37
  El Guapo: And now they don't want to fuck it no more, because it's not… Political stadium, you know?
• 38:43
  Testecleese: No, now they call it Indigenous Peoples Day.
• 38:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, because they want the fucking ingenious people's boat.
• 38:49
  El Guapo: That's what they're doing. The same… this is… the whole reason we got Columbus Day is because of Democrats. We got it, yeah, in Central South America, they got it over there on October 12th.
• 39:00
  El Guapo: But the only reason United States… nobody fucking cared for until the 1940s when they enacted the first time. And I forgot who was the fucking Democrat president that pushed this.
• 39:11
  El Guapo: That's the whole reason we got Columbus Day, because of fucking Democrats, and now they don't be fucking touching it no more.
• 39:18
  Brian McFadden: No, because it's not politically correct for him anymore.
• 39:20
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 39:22
  Testecleese: Well, see, that's the thing, is I've… I've decided that Democrats are not hypocrites.
• 39:27
  Testecleese: Because in order to be a hypocrite, you'd actually have to have morals and values.
• 39:33
  Testecleese: To be able to violate.
• 39:35
  Testecleese: They're just a fucking… no face whatsoever, they just do whatever they have to do to square it, they seem… they seem to say and do whatever they need to do to win this argument.
• 39:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, and get the boats for that rocket season.
• 39:49
  Testecleese: Well, shit!
• 39:50
  Testecleese: They will go and pa- they will go and do all this stuff to let all the bad guys out on the streets, then right before elections, like, look at the crime, we need to do something about it! Why hasn't anyone done anything about it?
• 40:03
  Testecleese: for us, we'll fix it. And then the same thing happens next time. And it's like, it's been 100 years, Chicago.
• 40:11
  Testecleese: When do you think it's gonna change?
• 40:13
  Brian McFadden: They said the crime's way down this summer.
• 40:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, because they don't fucking ride it, they don't…
• 40:20
  Testecleese: They changed the name of the crimes, whatever, like, aggravated assault to, like, oh, just something else, you know?
• 40:28
  El Guapo: summer. Way down in the summer.
• 40:30
  Testecleese: Last weekend, there were 16 people, young black men, Shot.
• 40:37
  Testecleese: in Chicago, 4 of them died.
• 40:41
  Testecleese: over the weekend. If this is way down.
• 40:45
  Testecleese: Dear God, Chicago, what is the problem?
• 40:50
  Testecleese: Right?
• 40:51
  El Guapo: Yeah. Yeah.
• 40:52
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 40:55
  Testecleese: There's just a lot of people, it's gonna happen.
• 40:58
  Testecleese: What the fuck!
• 41:00
  Testecleese: You don't need to kill people!
• 41:04
  Testecleese: Oh, we're here for the black community. Well, it's the fucking black people getting killed in Chicago. It's not the… it's not the rich white guy, is it?
• 41:15
  Brian McFadden: No, they moved out of Chicago when they could afford to.
• 41:20
  Testecleese: Just like what's happening in New York right now, right?
• 41:25
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 41:26
  Testecleese: Let's move on to Logwise, we're already, like, almost an hour into the show.
• 41:34
  Testecleese: you got… I swear we already talked about this, Sailor.
• 41:39
  Testecleese: Well, maybe not. I could've sworn we talked with this guy who got bilked out of, like, thousands of dollars.
• 41:45
  Brian McFadden: Oh, that was the Navy Federal customers.
• 41:49
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 41:49
  Testecleese: Okay, I could just want to do something like this, but sure. A Tinder hookup?
• 41:55
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 41:56
  Testecleese: Yeah. That's a bad…
• 41:58
  Brian McFadden: So I didn't share it, but…
• 41:59
  El Guapo: I don't think they hook up, they're just mad.
• 42:02
  Testecleese: That's great.
• 42:03
  El Guapo: She was asking for a fucking…
• 42:05
  El Guapo: News, and he's like a dumbass sends fucking nudes.
• 42:09
  El Guapo: You know.
• 42:09
  Brian McFadden: Oh, and he got… and then she came… he, she came back and said that,
• 42:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 42:19
  Brian McFadden: That's why I never send nude photos anymore.
• 42:21
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 42:22
  Testecleese: That's why…
• 42:27
  Testecleese: If you're gonna send out nude pictures, fucking own it, right?
• 42:30
  El Guapo: No, no, just, I'll get a.
• 42:31
  Brian McFadden: I only sent them on Snapchat, so they deleted.
• 42:34
  El Guapo: Okay, let's say, for instance, you send new pictures, how are they gonna find out that's you? Because of the piercing? You know?
• 42:40
  El Guapo: How are they gonna know you got pierces? Because you talk about it, you know?
• 42:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 42:44
  El Guapo: So don't fucking… you know, like, okay, go ahead, you know, like, or just…
• 42:48
  Brian McFadden: You send out a lot of nudes there, do you?
• 42:50
  El Guapo: No, I don'.
• 42:51
  Testecleese: Wabo is not making this sound great for me, considering on this show several times I've talked about my Jacob's Ladder dick piercings.
• 43:01
  El Guapo: Well, do you… are you sending fucking pictures out there?
• 43:05
  Testecleese: No.
• 43:05
  Brian McFadden: Not anymore. Oh, you could just be bragging! He's married with two kids!
• 43:12
  El Guapo: Unless, unless, unless…
• 43:13
  Brian McFadden: That's your fucking…
• 43:14
  El Guapo: Pose your picture with your dick, like, somehow you managed to pull that off, show your dick and your face together.
• 43:22
  Brian McFadden: Well, it depends on how big your dick is.
• 43:24
  El Guapo: Yeah, even nowadays, who knows what's real, because the fucking AI.
• 43:28
  Brian McFadden: AI.
• 43:29
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 43:31
  El Guapo: And, like, now, everybody gonna know about you, because you went to the fucking channels.
• 43:37
  El Guapo: And now, like, oh, so you share… you like to share your dick pics?
• 43:41
  El Guapo: Now you've made it worse on yourself, you know?
• 43:44
  Testecleese: So what you're saying is pull the shaggy and just say, it wasn't me.
• 43:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah!
• 43:49
  El Guapo: Shut the fuck up, it's just like, I'm not sending money, fuck you. Go ahead, you know? Nobody gonna believe you.
• 43:55
  Testecleese: I suppose it was just a dick pick and not a full nude, yeah.
• 43:58
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 44:00
  El Guapo: But I was saying, like… Whatever. These dumbass fuckin' sailors.
• 44:06
  El Guapo: I just wa- I just… And it happened to, like, somebody I know.
• 44:14
  El Guapo: he sent new pictures, you know, like, dick pics, and they're trying to store him, and they're like, dude, don't worry about it, they're not gonna do shit, just wait. And nothing happened, because…
• 44:25
  El Guapo: They… there's nowhere to prove that was him, you know?
• 44:30
  Testecleese: Even if it was, are you gonna be the person who's…
• 44:33
  Testecleese: going out there and releasing all this stuff, and like, who… your boss, okay? It's like, who are you gonna show my dick pic to?
• 44:41
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 44:41
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 44:42
  El Guapo: Me?
• 44:43
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 44:44
  Testecleese: It's like… Even… oh, I'll show your wife.
• 44:48
  Testecleese: Do I have my wife's phone number to send it to her?
• 44:51
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 44:52
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 44:53
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 44:54
  El Guapo: Oh, or you… unless you're running for fucking,
• 44:58
  El Guapo: government office that you're doing porn with your husband. I forgot, I don't know if I posted it in here. Remember the.
• 45:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we talked about this on the show before.
• 45:08
  El Guapo: Last weekend?
• 45:09
  El Guapo: No, no!
• 45:10
  Brian McFadden: Holy ground.
• 45:11
  El Guapo: She got arrested!
• 45:14
  El Guapo: full battery.
• 45:17
  El Guapo: Okay, I know.
• 45:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, we… yeah, actually, exactly. I think it was last week we were on a hard smoke test.
• 45:22
  El Guapo: Damn, I was late, I was somewhere else, anyways.
• 45:26
  Testecleese: It's because you're never on time.
• 45:28
  El Guapo: I won't…
• 45:29
  Brian McFadden: You said… you said, you're texting me at 7 o'clock.
• 45:32
  El Guapo: Yes, yes, and I get excited.
• 45:34
  Brian McFadden: I'm at 8 o'clock, you know where.
• 45:35
  El Guapo: Okay, you know what? I had to fucking polish my boots, go take a shower, and I was coming.
• 45:39
  Brian McFadden: How was your booze for a while?
• 45:41
  Testecleese: I don't… I don't give a shit, Sailor, be a muster in time.
• 45:45
  Brian McFadden: You don't have to wear polished boots to work!
• 45:47
  El Guapo: No, I had to make them last for work, that'll go fucking… because I get mud and dirt all over it that I have to clean them out, make sure I maintain. At least it'll last me a year, you know?
• 45:59
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 46:00
  Brian McFadden: We had a, guberatorial debate last night here in the state of Virginia.
• 46:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, I wish I actually watched it, but I know I would have hated it, because…
• 46:10
  El Guapo: I was… I only watched towards the end, and I got a little bit annoyed with Winston Sears.
• 46:16
  Brian McFadden: Because she was fucked… Okay, remember when Trump…
• 46:19
  El Guapo: debated Biden the first time, he was just interrupted him and shit like that.
• 46:23
  El Guapo: Same fucking thing. I'm like, let her fucking speak.
• 46:26
  Testecleese: read that.
• 46:27
  El Guapo: And… she was hanging herself, because she would not denounce fucking Jay Jones. Oh, no denounce it, but he would not tell her to step down. Right. She was… she was telling everybody, like, oh, you know, the Virginia border got the option to bow him out, you know, let him bow, let him… like, you… also, you agree with him, you know?
• 46:46
  Brian McFadden: Well, 350,000 people have already voted in Virginia before that all came out, so…
• 46:54
  Testecleese: That's my issue with the early voting system.
• 46:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, the fuck October surprise.
• 47:01
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, you don't get to see everything that comes out.
• 47:04
  Brian McFadden: All the polls saying that the Republican is 10 points down.
• 47:10
  El Guapo: I don't know, I don't believe in anybody, okay.
• 47:12
  Testecleese: I think it's hilarious that…
• 47:14
  Brian McFadden: Then I saw another article about a Google search.
• 47:17
  Testecleese: June.
• 47:19
  Brian McFadden: The Google search for the two…
• 47:21
  Brian McFadden: you know, showed, that the Democrat was, like.
• 47:25
  Brian McFadden: getting a lot more hits on Google Search, but then when you looked at all the areas the Google search was happening in, it was Northern Virginia, Hampton Roads, Richmond, Charlottesville… no rural areas in Virginia, only, like, major city areas in Virginia.
• 47:44
  El Guapo: Well, I guess we have to wait till the end now. But at the same time, I'm kinda glad J. John stepped it down, because we could just keep bombarding this shit, you know, like, you know, so you okay with this? You okay with that? You know?
• 47:58
  Testecleese: Hold on, he, he's… He's the guy who suggested.
• 48:03
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 48:04
  Testecleese: If Hitler, Pol Pot, and his political rival.
• 48:08
  Testecleese: We're in the same room, and he had 2 bullets and a gun. He would shoot his political rival in the head twice, right?
• 48:14
  El Guapo: Yes, and he would like to see the kids die, too, so the mom can learn lessons.
• 48:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, he wants his… his children… He's apologizing.
• 48:24
  Brian McFadden: I sense that. He's apologized.
• 48:26
  El Guapo: Does it fuckin' look sincere? Does it make it look… look, watch this fucking statement. Doesn't even fucking look sincere. He's not fucking regret it. He gotta reg… he regret getting caught.
• 48:35
  El Guapo: That's the difference.
• 48:39
  Testecleese: It's just… it's…
• 48:42
  Testecleese: We're talking about the town when I'm seeing, since Charlie Kirk died, when he turned down the rhetoric, they're all talking to the right wing, right?
• 48:52
  Brian McFadden: Nobody's turning down the rhetoric on the left side.
• 48:55
  Testecleese: No, they're saying, like, Ben Shapiro next, and we should shoot the fucking Speaker of the House in the hedge twice. Like, he's more important to kill than Hitler.
• 49:06
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 49:08
  Testecleese: And you know what? People listening to our show might know who Paul Quatt is, but most people don't.
• 49:14
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 49:18
  Testecleese: This is just fucking insane, dude!
• 49:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 49:25
  Testecleese: Anyway, moving on.
• 49:28
  Testecleese: Hunting season is open in West Virginia.
• 49:31
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 49:32
  Testecleese: Waterfowl is open.
• 49:36
  Testecleese: You can go goose, duck,
• 49:42
  Testecleese: what was it? Cornish Gay Men Hunting? And bow hunting has season, season has, opened for deer, too.
• 49:50
  El Guapo: Hey, if you see a Canadian goose, can you hit one for me?
• 49:53
  El Guapo: I would appreciate it.
• 49:58
  Testecleese: I've eaten goose, I don't know if our Canadian goose tastes different.
• 50:01
  El Guapo: I don't care, just kill them. They're fucking annoying. They're so fucking condescending.
• 50:07
  El Guapo: They always get in front of your car.
• 50:09
  Brian McFadden: And they walk slow. They can fly, you know, they can fly.
• 50:13
  El Guapo: I know, but it's like running, you know? Yeah, because it's like, you can run, but you don't do it, you just walk. And they fucking walk slow, you know? Like, goddammit. Where the fuck is Sharp when you need to deport this… all this Canadian.
• 50:24
  Brian McFadden: The poor kid.
• 50:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, back to Kevin.
• 50:28
  Testecleese: Well, well, that season is coming that they're doing it on their own.
• 50:33
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 50:34
  Brian McFadden: They're self-deporting?
• 50:35
  El Guapo: No, no, they… nope, nope, nope, they're year-round, they know they got it good in here.
• 50:40
  El Guapo: Probably the Democrats are keeping them here, too.
• 50:45
  Testecleese: I say that, actually, it's the time of year when more of them come here from Canada.
• 50:51
  Brian McFadden: Flying south for the winter.
• 50:52
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 50:52
  El Guapo: Dude, I see fuckin' babies from…
• 50:57
  El Guapo: Growing up in here, like, goddammit, there's so many of them.
• 51:03
  Testecleese: What's wrong? What's wrong with, an avian… Canada… E. Skim.
• 51:10
  Testecleese: They're not Canadian geese, it's Canada geese, Any gooses. Something stupid.
• 51:16
  El Guapo: The only… that's annoying, because they fucking closed the road every fucking time, nobody hit them. Nobody fuck- killed them, because they know nobody…
• 51:25
  El Guapo: The protective species, I think, too.
• 51:27
  Testecleese: No, no! Don't drive at them, they'll get out of the way.
• 51:31
  El Guapo: No, I don't want fucking blood in my cars.
• 51:36
  Testecleese: What a garden hose!
• 51:38
  El Guapo: Oh my god, no.
• 51:40
  Testecleese: Oh, from a bird? That's so little luck.
• 51:43
  El Guapo: It's like hitting an ammo guy. I'm not gonna hit an ammo guy, because I don't wanna deal with all the fucking medals on his face, you know?
• 51:51
  Testecleese: Well, check this out, west Virginia has 3 jails right now that are overcrowded.
• 51:58
  Testecleese: Because they are being leased out by the federal government.
• 52:03
  Testecleese: for ICE detainment.
• 52:06
  El Guapo: Well, I guess, I mean, they're not gonna be there forever, just for us, you know, make sure who's who, what country they need to go to, you know?
• 52:15
  Testecleese: Correct, and I know it sounds terrible to say this, but this actually sounds like a ka-ching for West Virginia.
• 52:22
  Brian McFadden: It is.
• 52:23
  El Guapo: Well…
• 52:23
  Testecleese: They're getting $90 a day.
• 52:26
  El Guapo: her inmate that they're holding for, ice.
• 52:32
  El Guapo: Okay, that's good, I mean…
• 52:35
  El Guapo: I mean, they're not gonna… they're not… okay, everybody's like, oh, the fucking fascists, like, what is it, the Gestapo, like, they're holding these people, like, okay, are they fucking gassing them? Are they killing them? No. What do they do? They deport them? Okay, so it's just a temporary holding to make sure…
• 52:54
  El Guapo: To find out who's who, you know, where they need to go.
• 52:58
  Testecleese: Oh, and until we can actually do it.
• 53:00
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 53:01
  El Guapo: Like, like, it's just a process, like, okay, who, where do you belong, what country? Then you go through a background check, make sure they're not terrorists, they're not being wanted for some other countries, and stuff like that. Yeah. Then you just send them, you know?
• 53:14
  El Guapo: Oh, or, they can save us money and time, they can deport themselves.
• 53:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, and if you do that, you're allowed to actually apply for asylum legally.
• 53:28
  Testecleese: Again, we have to come get you. You're never welcome back.
• 53:32
  Testecleese: Right. Not even on vacation, let alone moving here.
• 53:36
  El Guapo: Yeah, there's a lot… there's a lot of Brazilians that come here, they work in the summer.
• 53:40
  Brian McFadden: And then moved back.
• 53:41
  El Guapo: You know, I was like, okay.
• 53:44
  El Guapo: That's what they do. They come here, work in the summer, and they move back.
• 53:47
  Testecleese: Or even just harvest season.
• 53:52
  Testecleese: I mean, let's be real, the only thing… the only thing anyone with a Hispanic accent is good for is harvesting crops, right?
• 54:00
  El Guapo: No, they do all this stuff, but that's what Democrats think. Oh, or they could run a fucking… they could run a school fucking superintendent.
• 54:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, maybe.
• 54:09
  El Guapo: They're doing… they're doing all this fucking American jobs that nobody wants.
• 54:13
  Testecleese: Yay!
• 54:14
  Brian McFadden: like, being superintendent.
• 54:15
  Testecleese: $1,000 a year.
• 54:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, no America wants that. No one wants that job. Nobody wants to fucking Horrible.
• 54:23
  El Guapo: They don't pay you well.
• 54:25
  Testecleese: Oh my god, $300,000 a year. That's so much money, dude.
• 54:30
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 54:32
  Testecleese: Speaking of guavo, I know you don't have cash, but maybe you can get a couple buddies together, because you, quote, had the idea…
• 54:40
  El Guapo: -Oh.
• 54:41
  Testecleese: You can get some equity. But there's a plot of land for sale here.
• 54:46
  Testecleese: Yes, it is on a mountainside.
• 54:48
  Testecleese: But it's something like 75 acres for $59,000.
• 54:54
  Testecleese: There's an entire acre cleared out.
• 54:57
  El Guapo: Like,
• 54:58
  Testecleese: Trees taken down, and there is a small hunting cabin on the property.
• 55:05
  El Guapo: And what's the property taxes over there?
• 55:07
  Testecleese: Well, I have… I have a house.
• 55:12
  Testecleese: - on it.
• 55:14
  Testecleese: Fair-sized plot of land.
• 55:18
  Testecleese: Versus just a plot of land, and I'm paying about 120 bucks a year in property tax.
• 55:24
  El Guapo: Oh, that's not bad.
• 55:28
  Brian McFadden: That's what you're paying, isn't it? El Guapo?
• 55:31
  El Guapo: 300-something a year, because I got 5 acres of land. Oh, I would like to call it a hectare.
• 55:39
  Brian McFadden: See, it's.
• 55:40
  Testecleese: It's funny, because the land itself doesn't matter as much as what's upon it here in West Virginia.
• 55:48
  Testecleese: They're like, well, once you build something upon it, the value… the land's worth way more.
• 55:53
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 55:54
  Testecleese: But even so, it's still real cheap property tax.
• 55:58
  El Guapo: I just… Ugh.
• 56:01
  Testecleese: I'm gonna say a giant plot… dude, maybe you, me, Brian, and, like, two other dudes can come in together to find a couple bucks to buy this plot of land, and seriously?
• 56:12
  Testecleese: just rent it out to, like, hunters and, like, hikers.
• 56:17
  El Guapo: Look like an Airbnb for hunters? You check in? Yes.
• 56:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, that's exactly what we would do. Come here, there's a place to take a dump.
• 56:26
  El Guapo: Right? A place to sleep is a place to cook, that's it.
• 56:32
  Testecleese: And you go out, you go shoot, You know what I mean?
• 56:37
  Testecleese: Same thing for hikers. You know, here's, like, a home base.
• 56:42
  Testecleese: And then you go out and do your thing and come back here, then leave.
• 56:45
  El Guapo: Then you put, like, a QR code, like, hey, you want Wi-Fi? It's $59.99 per hour. $59.99 per hour. I wouldn't even…
• 56:55
  Brian McFadden: You're gonna charge them by the gigabyte.
• 56:57
  El Guapo: I know.
• 56:58
  Brian McFadden: a megabyte.
• 56:59
  El Guapo: No, I just fuck around.
• 57:02
  Brian McFadden: Why?
• 57:03
  Testecleese: Rapo, your idea of mine, this plot of land is so rural, you're not going to get internet, let alone Wi-Fi.
• 57:11
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's why you gotta…
• 57:12
  El Guapo: Heartland.
• 57:13
  Brian McFadden: comes with the Airbnb.
• 57:14
  El Guapo: Yeah, Starlink.
• 57:15
  Testecleese: No, no, no, I mean, like, there's no connection to the internet.
• 57:19
  El Guapo: Starlink.
• 57:20
  Testecleese: Oh, I have to start renting Starlink now.
• 57:24
  El Guapo: By the way, apparently they got one to two satellites falling to Earth every day now.
• 57:30
  El Guapo: Oh, shit. They're not… somebody's not doing the calculation correct.
• 57:35
  El Guapo: Okay, everybody, when you go in space, you're falling.
• 57:40
  Testecleese: That's what Orbit is.
• 57:42
  Brian McFadden: Refollow-up.
• 57:43
  El Guapo: Yeah, no, no, no, like, out in space, you just keep falling.
• 57:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's what orbit is. Orbit is falling.
• 57:52
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, but I was…
• 57:54
  El Guapo: Once you go outside, like, a sphere, that's all it is, you just fall on this, like…
• 58:03
  El Guapo: Anyways…
• 58:05
  Testecleese: Well, that's what I was saying, that's what orbit is, is that you are traveling forward.
• 58:11
  Testecleese: But you keep circling this planet because you're falling towards it as you travel forward.
• 58:16
  El Guapo: Then you have to, like, do the calculation, make sure you're not falling into error.
• 58:21
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, it'll take a long time anyway to eventually fall out of orbit, but that's the issue, is apparently Starlink's got one to two satellites a day.
• 58:30
  Testecleese: falling to Earth.
• 58:33
  El Guapo: Something's going on. Unless somebody's messing up the…
• 58:37
  Testecleese: Ow.
• 58:38
  Brian McFadden: Well, President
• 58:38
  Brian McFadden: was low, looking for ways to, keep things flowing during the government shutdown. He's now using tariff revenue to fund the WIC nutrition program.
• 58:50
  El Guapo: For a while.
• 58:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's pissing off the Democrats.
• 58:55
  El Guapo: That's part of the fuck, I mean…
• 59:00
  El Guapo: When people get paid by the government, doesn't that come from the Treasury Department?
• 59:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 59:06
  El Guapo: Okay, so Trump hold the Treasury Department, he got all this money right now from tariffs and stuff.
• 59:13
  El Guapo: So…
• 59:14
  Testecleese: Kind of. Most of that money's already tied up.
• 59:19
  Testecleese: To pay bills, because… well, government shutdown.
• 59:25
  El Guapo: Yeah, because we could continue… we could continue CRs, so now we have to, like, manage whatever money got left.
• 59:32
  Testecleese: Well, that's what pisses off the Democrats.
• 59:35
  Testecleese: When the Democrats do this, they want the poorest people to be hurt the most.
• 59:40
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 59:40
  El Guapo: So they can be granted to the fucking Republicans to give in, you know?
• 59:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, and so Trump was like, alright, well, he's gonna pay off, WIC. That's basically food stamps, right?
• 59:50
  El Guapo: No.
• 59:50
  Brian McFadden: That's for infant newborns and pregnant women.
• 59:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, there's only, there's a… now the new laws until you're 7 years… the kid's 7-year-old, then you have to get a job.
• 1:00:03
  Testecleese: Alright, alright, alright.
• 1:00:06
  El Guapo: Remember, people were crying, like, oh, Trump wanted, like, 7-year-old to go to work? Like, oh my god, you guys so fucking don't have to read.
• 1:00:13
  El Guapo: You know?
• 1:00:14
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure when Trump said something like that, it was about…
• 1:00:18
  El Guapo: The kid's 7-year-old mother had to go to work, part-time.
• 1:00:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, yeah, as we're talking about how the Democrats were making it sound like capitalism meant 7-year-olds have to go to work.
• 1:00:31
  Testecleese: You know, fuck, 100 years ago? Yeah.
• 1:00:36
  Testecleese: Alright?
• 1:00:38
  Testecleese: 7-year-olds were in the farm, weren't they?
• 1:00:41
  Testecleese: Actually…
• 1:00:41
  Brian McFadden: No, that's why we had JY Savings Time.
• 1:00:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, and I'm gonna teach my children how to do all that shit, too.
• 1:00:53
  Testecleese: Because sooner or later, this friggin'… Phalisade is gonna fall apart.
• 1:01:02
  Testecleese: And… sorry.
• 1:01:05
  El Guapo: It's gonna be tough.
• 1:01:07
  Testecleese: It's gonna be tough, especially in places like West Virginia, you gotta… If there's no economy anymore.
• 1:01:17
  Testecleese: You know, how you gonna eat?
• 1:01:24
  Testecleese: I know it sounds dumb, but…
• 1:01:27
  Testecleese: I think a second civil war in the United States can,
• 1:01:34
  Testecleese: It'll cause trade disruption so bad.
• 1:01:39
  Testecleese: That tens of millions will starve.
• 1:01:45
  Testecleese: Because you're not gonna get crops coming from California.
• 1:01:49
  Testecleese: to Massachusetts, you know what I mean?
• 1:01:51
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:01:57
  Testecleese: 4 potatoes from Idaho getting to Massachusetts.
• 1:02:03
  Testecleese: Well, what are you gonna do in Massachusetts to get food?
• 1:02:08
  Testecleese: You guys completely overbuilt everything. There's nothing left.
• 1:02:13
  Testecleese: to grow food in, or… you know what I mean?
• 1:02:18
  Testecleese: the handful of places up there that still actually… fuck. Cranberries was a major crash for Massachusetts for decades.
• 1:02:29
  Testecleese: Ocean Spray showed up.
• 1:02:31
  Testecleese: Took it over, fucked everyone.
• 1:02:34
  Testecleese: So many farmers.
• 1:02:37
  Testecleese: There's no farmers left in Massachusetts. The cranberry crops were the last farmers.
• 1:02:46
  Testecleese: And, yeah, who cares? Max is doing great. Yeah, they are, but the problem is…
• 1:02:56
  Testecleese: They're all doing luxury stuff, not survival stuff.
• 1:03:00
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:03:02
  Testecleese: Well, if you're having a tough time putting food on the table, You're not about…
• 1:03:08
  Testecleese: To buy a subscription to a fuckin'…
• 1:03:11
  Testecleese: New York Times is, like, 20 bucks a month.
• 1:03:15
  Brian McFadden: Or…
• 1:03:17
  Testecleese: or anything that you find from these major cities anymore. A Vogue magazine, the $700 jacket, you know?
• 1:03:34
  Testecleese: Anyway, let's move on.
• 1:03:39
  Testecleese: The Schumer shutdown.
• 1:03:43
  Testecleese: Details… Alright.
• 1:03:48
  Testecleese: Look, let's see what the fuck this is.
• 1:03:52
  Testecleese: What sucks is I read all these articles before I put them in here. That's how I decide to put them in order, because I have an idea of how it'll flow. Never works out that way.
• 1:04:02
  El Guapo: Sometimes it does.
• 1:04:03
  Testecleese: Problem is, I grew a whole bunch of pot recently.
• 1:04:07
  Brian McFadden: And you smoked it all.
• 1:04:09
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 1:04:10
  Testecleese: I had a whole bunch.
• 1:04:13
  Testecleese: Oh, ho, whole bunch!
• 1:04:16
  Testecleese: And… I'm almost out.
• 1:04:19
  Brian McFadden: Unlimited sources, you said.
• 1:04:21
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 1:04:22
  Testecleese: That's what I said, it's like, that's what you get when you think you have unlimited friggin' resources.
• 1:04:26
  El Guapo: Didn't it say not for the winter times?
• 1:04:30
  Testecleese: I ha- I can grow them indoors.
• 1:04:35
  Testecleese: But I just… I… I need to… next time, when harvest season comes, I need to not smoke 5 ounces in, like, a week and a half.
• 1:04:42
  Brian McFadden: That's a bit much. I'm just saying. You might have a problem if you smoke 5 ounces in a week.
• 1:04:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's a lot of pod, dude.
• 1:05:01
  Testecleese: But I have one that's ready to flower, and I have a photoperiod plant over here that I'm not going to bring to harvest.
• 1:05:11
  El Guapo: I'm gonna keep it all winter.
• 1:05:14
  Testecleese: vegetative, but I'm gonna clone it, like, 4 or 5 times.
• 1:05:20
  Testecleese: I don't know if you guys know how to clone.
• 1:05:22
  Brian McFadden: No break.
• 1:05:23
  Testecleese: Basically, you clip off a piece of the plant and stick it in the dirt, and it grows your new plant.
• 1:05:30
  Testecleese: So when… as soon as season opens up, these things will be, like, grown up and ready, and all I have to do is put them…
• 1:05:37
  Testecleese: Well, excuse me.
• 1:05:39
  Testecleese: Outside my grow place.
• 1:05:44
  Testecleese: change the light schedule, and boom, I'll… I have, like, 5 plants.
• 1:05:50
  Testecleese: Growing flowers for me at once. Instead of waiting until, what, what, we made October, Brian.
• 1:05:57
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:06:04
  Testecleese: What that is that?
• 1:06:06
  Testecleese: I, I actually read some shit online before,
• 1:06:10
  Testecleese: I just put a seed in the ground, though, huh?
• 1:06:15
  Testecleese: Anyway… Anyway…
• 1:06:23
  Testecleese: Yeah… This is stupid.
• 1:06:28
  Testecleese: A Republican is talking about how Schumer's fucking everything up with his shutdown. It was a dumb article.
• 1:06:38
  Testecleese: Whatever.
• 1:06:40
  Brian McFadden: Well, then you got Trump. He gave the Democrats a deadline before he was gonna start firing people, so…
• 1:06:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's come and gone, hasn't it?
• 1:06:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, a whole bunch of people got layoff notices today, part of the Department of Treasury.
• 1:06:57
  Testecleese: Do the IRS next.
• 1:07:02
  Testecleese: Well, here's the real question, right? If you're not getting paid, July.
• 1:07:07
  Brian McFadden: Thank you.
• 1:07:07
  Testecleese: Oregon?
• 1:07:09
  Brian McFadden: If… yeah, but if you get laid off, then they're all automatically eligible for unemployment.
• 1:07:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:07:18
  Testecleese: Well, I could work and not get paid.
• 1:07:21
  Testecleese: Or I could file for unemployment.
• 1:07:26
  Testecleese: Jeez.
• 1:07:27
  Testecleese: Which one's worse here, right?
• 1:07:35
  El Guapo: This is the other thing, too, like, all these people get a government job, it's a safe job, not anymore.
• 1:07:41
  El Guapo: You know…
• 1:07:45
  El Guapo: You get fired for any job, so I hope they're not fucking crime. I got let go for the military! Like, hey, okay, whatever, move on with my life, you know?
• 1:07:55
  Testecleese: You got canned from the service?
• 1:07:57
  El Guapo: Higher tenure.
• 1:07:59
  Testecleese: No shit, huh?
• 1:08:01
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:08:01
  Brian McFadden: They don't do that anymore.
• 1:08:03
  El Guapo: Well, they want to… they want to, like, they wanted my supervisor, like, hey, man, you want me to pull your package to get capped? Like, I'm done, man. This is when Obama was in office.
• 1:08:14
  El Guapo: I'm done.
• 1:08:15
  Testecleese: No, I actually, I kind of agree with the higher tenure ideas. If you can't keep moving up, we shouldn't keep you around forever.
• 1:08:22
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:08:22
  Brian McFadden: That's why I retired at 20.
• 1:08:28
  Testecleese: Now, I mean…
• 1:08:30
  El Guapo: But alright.
• 1:08:30
  Testecleese: I had an issue in advancing… in the Navy, but…
• 1:08:36
  Testecleese: I was in a very different position than you guys.
• 1:08:39
  El Guapo: Well, I just started my job until, like, 4 years in the Navy, like, because I was undesignated.
• 1:08:48
  El Guapo: So, like, I was, like, you know, like, 4 years behind everybody else who got a chance to do it, you know? Plus, I got time on me.
• 1:08:55
  El Guapo: So, towards the end, I, like, I didn't care. Too many fucking,
• 1:09:00
  El Guapo: Too many fucking work policy, shit, like, going bad, like, yeah, I need to get out of here before this shit goes really bad, you know?
• 1:09:08
  El Guapo: Especially… especially in aviation. They were… they were doing a lot of fucking,
• 1:09:13
  El Guapo: DI pushing this shit like that, like, I don't wanna be here for this.
• 1:09:18
  El Guapo: You know?
• 1:09:21
  Testecleese: Undesignated.
• 1:09:25
  Testecleese: They managed to really sell that idea to people, don't they?
• 1:09:29
  El Guapo: I did not know what to do. I didn't know what to do. I know nobody in the Navy does, like, and they're like, hey, you could check all this job, and decide what you want to do.
• 1:09:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:09:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're…
• 1:09:39
  Brian McFadden: I saw my brother on doing that after I joined the Navy, and I said, I don't care what rate you choose, do not come in undesignated.
• 1:09:47
  Testecleese: Yeah! He's like, oh, you get to try out all the jobs!
• 1:09:51
  El Guapo: You know what?
• 1:09:51
  Testecleese: Everyone dies, and you know, what do you like? It's like, no, you get to do all the shittiest jobs that no one else wants to do.
• 1:09:58
  El Guapo: when you go…
• 1:09:58
  Testecleese: What are their division?
• 1:10:00
  El Guapo: Yeah, it only depends, you know, because you could be air designated, deck designated, or fireman designated, you know.
• 1:10:09
  El Guapo: And, I glide…
• 1:10:10
  Testecleese: What do you… what do you think… what do you think your job is gonna be as an undesignated fireman?
• 1:10:16
  Testecleese: When you come through.
• 1:10:18
  El Guapo: The hall technician shop.
• 1:10:21
  Brian McFadden: Firewatch.
• 1:10:22
  Testecleese: The fi- are you kidding me? They're gonna be the asshole that opens the valve.
• 1:10:28
  Testecleese: Like, takes the valve out to release the clog in the shit pipe.
• 1:10:35
  Testecleese: Like, you know the… you know the HDs were plumbers, too, right?
• 1:10:39
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:10:40
  Testecleese: They guys are gonna literally open the pipe up and let it all drain out, so that someone knows what they're doing to go and pull out the obstruction.
• 1:10:49
  Testecleese: And it's like, yeah, sucks to be you, buddy.
• 1:10:53
  Testecleese: Mmm.
• 1:10:54
  El Guapo: Well, on Destinated Deck, I deal with, I work with a lot of the Bosom mates.
• 1:11:00
  El Guapo: So, I got to do fun shit with them too, you know?
• 1:11:03
  Testecleese: The BM sucked, too.
• 1:11:05
  El Guapo: Dude, I got to do fuckin' ripboat fuckin' training, I went to do fuckin'…
• 1:11:12
  El Guapo: You know, I used to drink.
• 1:11:13
  Brian McFadden: I gotta drive the aircraft carrier.
• 1:11:15
  Testecleese: I got to drive… I used to… I used to do that all the time, too, so… I've done that before.
• 1:11:20
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:11:22
  El Guapo: What else? Drop anchors… Fuckin' did,
• 1:11:28
  El Guapo: Replenishment, replenishment. Some people get to get… you know how you land helos on the heli… on the ships and stuff like that? Some people did that.
• 1:11:37
  El Guapo: But you get paid extra for that shit, so… I never got… I wasn't part of that, because I was towards the end, I'm like, I'm outta here.
• 1:11:47
  Brian McFadden: Call charges duty pay.
• 1:11:49
  El Guapo: I struck out.
• 1:11:50
  Brian McFadden: I know.
• 1:11:52
  El Guapo: It's called the flight pay, they call it… that's what they call it, flight pay.
• 1:11:56
  El Guapo: But, I struck out, then I went to become a…
• 1:12:00
  El Guapo: what's the word I'm looking for? I mean, aviation…
• 1:12:05
  Testecleese: Oh, hold on, hold on.
• 1:12:06
  Testecleese: I got flight pay, too, though.
• 1:12:10
  Testecleese: And I didn't do anything like you said.
• 1:12:13
  El Guapo: Oh, you were just there for Firewatch.
• 1:12:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, I was there with a fire, I was in a proximity suit right next to me.
• 1:12:20
  Testecleese: Sorry.
• 1:12:21
  Testecleese: I could put out a fire in a big enough spot to walk through and pull a human out of a jet.
• 1:12:29
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 1:12:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, and I was like, why… why does my job always have the shittiest consequences? You know what I mean?
• 1:12:39
  Testecleese: But… Wars, you know, what war is, I guess.
• 1:12:45
  El Guapo: Oh, the one that's getting bad is fuckin' Texas National Guard.
• 1:12:49
  El Guapo: Haha, right now!
• 1:12:51
  Testecleese: Oh my god, Meal Team 6?
• 1:12:54
  El Guapo: Milton.
• 1:12:56
  El Guapo: Oh, you watch Edgar Conn.
• 1:12:57
  Testecleese: Operation… Operation Deep Dish.
• 1:13:01
  El Guapo: You watched Anchor Cup, didn't you? I did!
• 1:13:07
  Testecleese: It was hilarious!
• 1:13:12
  Testecleese: Oh my god, you watch the same podcast as me! And you know what's funny is I don't watch Angry Cops often.
• 1:13:19
  El Guapo: No, like, I catch it once in a while, you know?
• 1:13:21
  Testecleese: And you always seem to catch the same ones I do, like, no, it's funny, because…
• 1:13:26
  Testecleese: I know I talk Tim Pool a lot.
• 1:13:29
  Testecleese: But I don't necessarily follow what he does. But when I… No. Oh, he made a good point, I'll bring something, like, oh, I caught that Tim Pool episode!
• 1:13:38
  El Guapo: Well, I only watched, like, the first 5 minutes of him. After 5 minutes, you get the information out of Temple, he just go on a rant about the same shit over and over again, like, oh…
• 1:13:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's been on, like, a tour this week doing.
• 1:13:54
  El Guapo: Oh, that's why…
• 1:13:56
  Testecleese: With everything else. Yeah, like, he was on a Piers Morgan again.
• 1:14:01
  Testecleese: They did Michael Malice.
• 1:14:06
  El Guapo: I cannot stand that guy when he did the anger cop, interview.
• 1:14:10
  Testecleese: He wrecked Angry Cop!
• 1:14:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, oh my god, like, dude, shut the fuck up, man.
• 1:14:17
  Testecleese: That's the problem, though, is you want to agree with the angry cop, like, he got wrecked.
• 1:14:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:14:26
  Testecleese: Fuck, Anger Crop even had a prep episode that he did with Fat Electrician.
• 1:14:31
  El Guapo: Yeah, the other podcast… Expected. Expected.
• 1:14:34
  Testecleese: Expecting exactly this.
• 1:14:37
  El Guapo: Yeah, having a drink with those guys might be fucking badass, you know?
• 1:14:41
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, I agree. And I'd love to have a drink with Michael Malice, too.
• 1:14:45
  El Guapo: Hmm…
• 1:14:47
  Testecleese: And here's the problem, is Brian doesn't know who any of these guys are.
• 1:14:51
  El Guapo: No. Nope.
• 1:14:53
  El Guapo: There's, like, something you listen in the background, you know, when you're doing something else.
• 1:14:58
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:14:58
  Brian McFadden: on YouTube, you can't listen to it in the background without watching the video.
• 1:15:02
  El Guapo: I don't… I play YouTube, and I do something else, I just let them talk in the background, you know?
• 1:15:09
  Testecleese: And even on your computer, you could just click on a different tab.
• 1:15:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:15:15
  Testecleese: Now, keep playing.
• 1:15:16
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:15:19
  Testecleese: I do pay 10 bucks a month for my YouTube, though.
• 1:15:24
  Testecleese: I don't like the commercials.
• 1:15:26
  El Guapo: You pay 10… is it 10 bucks now?
• 1:15:28
  Testecleese: Well, when I signed up, it was 10 bucks.
• 1:15:31
  El Guapo: What is it now?
• 1:15:33
  Testecleese: I have no idea.
• 1:15:34
  El Guapo: Is it for a whole year?
• 1:15:38
  El Guapo: Among.
• 1:15:38
  Testecleese: 10 bucks… oh, no, I paid 10 bucks a month.
• 1:15:42
  El Guapo: Goddamn.
• 1:15:43
  Testecleese: And that's what I signed up for, that's what they keep billing me.
• 1:15:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yeah, ugh.
• 1:15:48
  Testecleese: Excellent as fuck.
• 1:15:49
  El Guapo: I still listen to commercials, I don't think I could pay 10 bucks, Will.
• 1:15:54
  Testecleese: That's convenient when I listen to, like, a conversation I'm really interested in.
• 1:15:59
  Testecleese: And it doesn't get broken up by some, like.
• 1:16:01
  Testecleese: commercial for, like, a vagina blow or something, you know what I mean?
• 1:16:06
  Brian McFadden: Oh, hey, girl.
• 1:16:09
  Testecleese: What?
• 1:16:10
  El Guapo: Viagra.
• 1:16:12
  Testecleese: Well, I said vagina blow, but sure.
• 1:16:15
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:16:19
  El Guapo: What we got?
• 1:16:22
  Testecleese: Let's see if we can't move on.
• 1:16:24
  El Guapo: I know, right? No, I… you got…
• 1:16:30
  Testecleese: Whoa.
• 1:16:31
  Testecleese: I keep hearing, like we said, Guabo, is, they keep saying, calm down the rhetoric, but they're the ones saying, kill people, right?
• 1:16:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, we talked about this, most of this stuff today, early today.
• 1:16:44
  Testecleese: Well, this 16-year-old kid just got picked up by the cops, right?
• 1:16:48
  El Guapo: Right.
• 1:16:50
  Testecleese: And he had been gunshot, and he's like, the cop shot me, the cop shot me.
• 1:16:56
  Testecleese: Well, an entire investigation was done. Turns out the kid fucking shot himself.
• 1:17:02
  Testecleese: He was running away in shorts, tried to reach into his,
• 1:17:08
  Testecleese: His pants pull a gun out. Here's the best part, is he shot himself twice. He shot himself through his fat gut, into his leg.
• 1:17:18
  El Guapo: Goddamn.
• 1:17:21
  Brian McFadden: That's why you probably shouldn't put your gun in your…
• 1:17:24
  Brian McFadden: And your waistband lets the safety's on.
• 1:17:27
  El Guapo: Unless you got a holster, too.
• 1:17:29
  El Guapo: And you got to get disciplined, too.
• 1:17:34
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure he had all those things.
• 1:17:35
  El Guapo: Nope. Probably a 6-year-old?
• 1:17:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's not even allowed to own a job.
• 1:17:42
  El Guapo: Yeah, how the… where the hell he got it going?
• 1:17:45
  Testecleese: Mmm.
• 1:17:46
  El Guapo: I think we need to start fucking holding parents responsible, dudes. What the hell?
• 1:17:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, you say that, but several months ago, there was a family of a kid who shot somebody at school.
• 1:17:58
  Testecleese: And the parents being… actually, the parents being tried wasn't even that big an issue.
• 1:18:02
  Testecleese: Nevermind.
• 1:18:04
  Testecleese: Remember the VIN parents brought… most people were like, yeah, like, you left a gun out for a 7-year-old to bring to school.
• 1:18:10
  El Guapo: This is your fault.
• 1:18:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, no, but I'm saying, like, you 15, 6-year-old doing, shit around 2, 3 o'clock in the morning, like, you know…
• 1:18:21
  El Guapo: And you could share about your kids, like, hey, my kids are not here at 3 o'clock in the morning, or 4 o'clock in the morning. Shouldn't you be calling the cop, like, hey, where's my kid, you know?
• 1:18:31
  Testecleese: Holy shit! You remember the commercials in the 80s? It's like… Where your children are?
• 1:18:36
  El Guapo: The street lights on, you come home, you know?
• 1:18:40
  Testecleese: If I was… if the streetlight shut off before I was home, I was in trouble.
• 1:18:48
  El Guapo: And the only time… the only time I show up late at home at 10 or 11 o'clock is because I was working my… my first job, you know?
• 1:18:57
  Testecleese: Well, that's different. Working is working, right?
• 1:19:01
  El Guapo: Of course, but they knew where I was. They knew they had to reach me, if they had to reach me, they called my work. Hey, can you tell her to pick up some…
• 1:19:11
  El Guapo: I used to work at Wendy's, so I'd be like, hey, tell to bring some cheeseburger home! I was like, okay.
• 1:19:19
  El Guapo: You know…
• 1:19:21
  Testecleese: Hey, here we go, guava!
• 1:19:24
  Testecleese: That part of land I was talking about, now Brian's back, so he may… he might have an input.
• 1:19:30
  Testecleese: That part away. Instead of hunting it out to, renting it out to hunters, what if we all got together with a couple buddies, bought it.
• 1:19:39
  Testecleese: And built a small, like, outdoor park. And not, like, a play park, but like a… an ATV course.
• 1:19:48
  Testecleese: A mud hole, a four-wheeling course.
• 1:19:53
  Testecleese: And people can come from, you know, 100 miles away to come
• 1:19:58
  Testecleese: Do the outdoor course with their vehicle.
• 1:20:02
  Brian McFadden: I can only imagine what the liability insurance on that would cost.
• 1:20:05
  El Guapo: That's on our waiver.
• 1:20:07
  Brian McFadden: That doesn't matter.
• 1:20:09
  Brian McFadden: Waivers don't hold up in court.
• 1:20:10
  El Guapo: Did you say it's $59,000 for the land?
• 1:20:16
  Testecleese: Something like that.
• 1:20:17
  El Guapo: So, 59,000 divided by 3 is, like, 19,666.
• 1:20:23
  El Guapo: Each one of those.
• 1:20:25
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:20:26
  El Guapo: $20,000.
• 1:20:28
  El Guapo: Basically.
• 1:20:29
  Testecleese: Yo, it's a lot of money, don't get me wrong.
• 1:20:32
  El Guapo: No, that's not bad. If you pay… if you save $1,000 a month…
• 1:20:34
  Testecleese: The amount of land you're gonna get for it.
• 1:20:37
  El Guapo: You're on.
• 1:20:38
  Testecleese: I was saying that's a deal.
• 1:20:40
  Testecleese: And I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure I'm about to get my, my wife.
• 1:20:45
  Testecleese: To talk to my mother-in-law about helping us buy a small excavator.
• 1:20:52
  El Guapo: Nice.
• 1:20:53
  Testecleese: Well… She wants the stumps pulled out of her property.
• 1:20:59
  Testecleese: What it's gonna cost, or… Like… $4,000 to do it, right?
• 1:21:07
  El Guapo: First.
• 1:21:08
  Brian McFadden: jump.
• 1:21:09
  Testecleese: No, total.
• 1:21:12
  Testecleese: Well, I can buy a small, small, like, home, like, residential use. I buy residential, I mean, they're expecting you to have, like, 20 acres.
• 1:21:23
  Testecleese: Well, residential, right?
• 1:21:25
  El Guapo: Excavator, like a very small unit.
• 1:21:28
  Testecleese: I can buy for 4 grand.
• 1:21:33
  Testecleese: Brand new.
• 1:21:35
  Testecleese: I'm thinking maybe I can convince her to throw, like.
• 1:21:38
  Testecleese: 1500 bucks to this thing, I'll pull her stumps out, she'll save money, I have the equipment, you know?
• 1:21:46
  Brian McFadden: Dip.
• 1:21:50
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:21:51
  Testecleese: I don't know much you guys know about heavy equipment.
• 1:21:55
  Testecleese: This shit ain't cheap.
• 1:21:58
  El Guapo: Nope.
• 1:21:59
  El Guapo: Maintenance and stuff, too, add up to it.
• 1:22:03
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, yeah, you got not just your engine, you got your hydraulic system, too.
• 1:22:08
  El Guapo: Dydraulic, track, wheels, you know?
• 1:22:11
  El Guapo: Remote control, parts, yeah, a lot of shit.
• 1:22:17
  Testecleese: Alright, what's next, Brian?
• 1:22:21
  Brian McFadden: I just made sure there's no commercial.
• 1:22:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, alright.
• 1:22:26
  Testecleese: Oh, we're talking… now we're getting ready to talk about Jay Jones, is it? JJ?
• 1:22:31
  El Guapo: Yeah, we already talked about him earlier.
• 1:22:33
  Brian McFadden: I know, but I got a video.
• 1:22:34
  Testecleese: We brought them up.
• 1:22:35
  El Guapo: Bro.
• 1:22:35
  Testecleese: But now is our actual, like, what the fuck this guy actually said and done?
• 1:22:42
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Thank you, Tavares.
• 1:22:43
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Thank you, church, this morning. I want to, thank you all for having me up here today. I come, first of all, with two things on my mind. The first thing is,
• 1:22:54
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: A good friend of mine, a delegate from Prince William County, her name…
• 1:22:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they want a king.
• 1:23:00
  Brian McFadden: Last night, I got a call about 3 AM.
• 1:23:04
  Brian McFadden: It's a great time to have to come to church. I was planning on being here earlier, Pastor, so I apologize for my tardy.
• 1:23:10
  Brian McFadden: I was in Portsmouth, minding my business, planning to come straight here. But at 3 AM, I got a call that…
• 1:23:16
  Brian McFadden: Her 15-year-old daughter had died.
• 1:23:19
  Brian McFadden: She had suffered from… Sickle cell anemia her entire life.
• 1:23:25
  Brian McFadden: She died a painful death.
• 1:23:27
  Brian McFadden: with her parents watching, her dad actually was the one that, Try to…
• 1:23:32
  Brian McFadden: Resuscitator. She died in his own.
• 1:23:36
  Brian McFadden: But our God is good.
• 1:23:39
  Brian McFadden: He makes no mistakes.
• 1:23:42
  Brian McFadden: And we don't… we don't worship a hateful God.
• 1:23:46
  Brian McFadden: So I come to you today with a very sorrowful heart.
• 1:23:49
  Brian McFadden: And I just ask you to keep her
• 1:23:51
  Brian McFadden: And her family, in your prayers today.
• 1:23:54
  Brian McFadden: There's nothing like… A parent having to bury their child.
• 1:23:58
  Brian McFadden: And so I left there.
• 1:24:00
  Brian McFadden: I came straight here because I've given my word.
• 1:24:03
  Testecleese: Can't hear a thing.
• 1:24:05
  Brian McFadden: That's how important.
• 1:24:07
  Brian McFadden: What we have to do in this next 30 days.
• 1:24:09
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: This election is so important.
• 1:24:12
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: We have people in our community that's moving sideways.
• 1:24:17
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: One minute they with us, the next minute they're against us.
• 1:24:21
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And during election time, they'll tell us anything.
• 1:24:26
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I was raised by a mom with 6 kids who knew the value of education.
• 1:24:31
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And I knew that God will use any vessel to deliver, to help us. We always have.
• 1:24:38
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And I know some of y'all don't know my story, but I'd graduated from college and going into the Navy and served as a naval officer in my third year of law school. I ended up getting a federal charge. I got put in a conspiracy.
• 1:24:49
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: To sell cocaine.
• 1:24:52
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And I thought I would get a slap on the wrist, because I'd never been in trouble in my life, and I got a 10-year sentence.
• 1:24:57
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And everybody told me my life was over.
• 1:25:01
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: It was worse.
• 1:25:01
  Brian McFadden: His name wasn't buying.
• 1:25:02
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: But God.
• 1:25:03
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: But God… It has to do with the soul.
• 1:25:09
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I had a praying grandmother and a praying mother who would never let me give up on myself.
• 1:25:16
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And so here I am.
• 1:25:19
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: The first black speaker in the 406-year history of the Commonwealth of Virginia.
• 1:25:28
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And so we know that God will take those things that were broken.
• 1:25:32
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And He will take down everything with that, am I right?
• 1:25:35
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And so, here we are right now in a moment in time where it seems like folks are trying to take us backwards.
• 1:25:44
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: But my God, Look where we have come from.
• 1:25:49
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Look where we have come from, and I'm so grateful that right now, each and every time, we have another time to fight. People always say that you're made for the moment.
• 1:25:59
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: That you would have been walking with King.
• 1:26:01
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: That you would have been crossing that bridge in Salem, Alabama with John Lewis and getting hit in the head. You say you would have done that. Well, here's your time to prove it. Here's your time to prove it. Because we are in one of those moments in history where there are folks who are really trying to take us back. And I can tell you, I'm the Speaker of the House, and I have a 51-49 majority.
• 1:26:21
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And I'mma tell you, there are so many of these folks that may smile in your face.
• 1:26:27
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Y'all know the song, but all the time they want to take your place.
• 1:26:31
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I ain't gonna say the rest of it, because we're in a political climate.
• 1:26:34
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: But I need y'all to understand something. Yeah, but he came here because I support Lindsey Doherty.
• 1:26:39
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: We need her, she will help me get the agenda done. I can tell you, the person that's there now, she has done nothing but betray the agenda that we've tried to move forward for us. I'mma tell the truth.
• 1:26:52
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Nothing but betray the agenda they're trying to do for us. There are people trying to take 300,000 Virginians off of healthcare right now.
• 1:27:00
  Brian McFadden: I thought that's what this was about.
• 1:27:01
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: So we need to understand something.
• 1:27:04
  Brian McFadden: Seemed like it.
• 1:27:04
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: We have to be mature in our thinking and how we vote. We can't get distracted, because they want us to get distracted by the text message here, or something else. Stay focused.
• 1:27:15
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Only, you know… America's only about 60 years old. I know that we're gonna celebrate 250 next year.
• 1:27:20
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: But in 1965, when John Lewis crossed that bridge for voting rights.
• 1:27:27
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: That was the beginning of all of us being able to participate in this democracy. We ain't about 60 years old.
• 1:27:33
  Brian McFadden: democracy.
• 1:27:34
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And there are folks that's trying to take us backwards right now, and I'm hoping that the folks in this church, all of y'all get out, not only you get out, but you get everybody out in their community. Because we need everybody, and listen.
• 1:27:46
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Listen, I need y'all to understand.
• 1:27:48
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: There's gonna be always folks That looked like us.
• 1:27:53
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: That may not have our best interests in mind.
• 1:27:57
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: We have to continue to be as united as we can.
• 1:28:00
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Even when some folks may not… we don't have to agree on 99% of the things. I don't agree with my wife on 80% of the stuff.
• 1:28:08
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: But we just gotta agree on the things that we have to agree on. And so with that, I'mma close, and I'mma ask y'all to just pray for Candy Money Cane, and all the little girls out there.
• 1:28:18
  Testecleese: How are you?
• 1:28:18
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: a 16-year-old daughter, I can't imagine…
• 1:28:22
  Brian McFadden: The pain of having to bury my daughter.
• 1:28:25
  Testecleese: That's the problem, is he says that, like, well, as long as we can find something to agree on. Problem is, you are cheering for someone being murdered.
• 1:28:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:28:35
  Testecleese: Right?
• 1:28:36
  El Guapo: I bet you… I bet… I bet you he didn't fucking read the text, too.
• 1:28:40
  El Guapo: And, also…
• 1:28:43
  El Guapo: He's talking about people holding people back down? Like, hold on, hold on, the last time I checked, fucking with some Sears, she's black, Jamaica.
• 1:28:52
  El Guapo: Okay?
• 1:28:53
  Testecleese: Okay, versus the Jewish white woman.
• 1:28:56
  El Guapo: the white woman, the fucking Islamic, and the fucking, the guy who wanna kill everybody.
• 1:29:03
  El Guapo: Then you got the Republican side, you got, what is the name of the… John Reed, the gay guy…
• 1:29:10
  El Guapo: Then you got fuckin' Miar, who's the fucking, first generation fuckin', Puerto, what's it?
• 1:29:17
  El Guapo: a Cuban. He's from… his mom is from Cuba.
• 1:29:21
  El Guapo: You know?
• 1:29:23
  El Guapo: I'm fucking more diverse than the other side.
• 1:29:26
  El Guapo: Well, both the person away, but…
• 1:29:30
  El Guapo: But also, he was like, oh, we need… they're holding us back, like, you holding a fucking black lady back. You be a fucking…
• 1:29:36
  El Guapo: A little bit hypocrite, you know, if you wanna use a fucking race… if you wanna use a race.
• 1:29:41
  El Guapo: You know, I go for the candidate, you know?
• 1:29:45
  El Guapo: Also, what he was talking… oh, yeah, he was talking about, the border right, you know, to crush the bridge and shit like that, okay.
• 1:29:53
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:29:53
  El Guapo: What political party was holding Black people from voting?
• 1:29:57
  Brian McFadden: Good day.
• 1:29:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, I brought that up before, the party switch is always what they say.
• 1:30:04
  El Guapo: They'll never switch. This fucking still use a race. Parapolitical fucking, hold power, you know?
• 1:30:10
  Testecleese: When did the switch happen?
• 1:30:12
  El Guapo: They never fucking know the Switch! The Switch are fucking, you know, the bullshit.
• 1:30:19
  Testecleese: Well, this party switch that's over, when did it happen? Was it in, like, the 1970s? It never happened, it's just a fucking lie, the fucking point. I know, dude, that's my point!
• 1:30:30
  Testecleese: It's like, these people claimed it was a party switch, but they were alive when this would've…
• 1:30:36
  Testecleese: COULD have happened.
• 1:30:39
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:30:39
  Testecleese: Be by word of mouth, not even, like, internet, which is, like, fast.
• 1:30:46
  El Guapo: Who's up, who's up?
• 1:30:46
  Testecleese: These guys, no, they fought, they were the Confederates. They were the ones who tried to keep slaves.
• 1:30:53
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:30:54
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:30:55
  Testecleese: They're the ones who voted 100% against civil rights.
• 1:30:59
  Testecleese: the president, Kennedy, had to sign it.
• 1:31:03
  Testecleese: Because there were so many Republicans in the Congress and the Senate.
• 1:31:09
  Testecleese: We can go through all the points in history, but the Democrats have never been…
• 1:31:14
  Brian McFadden: On the right side.
• 1:31:15
  Testecleese: this argument.
• 1:31:16
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 1:31:16
  El Guapo: Nope.
• 1:31:19
  Testecleese: And that's always their argument. You're the wrong side of history!
• 1:31:23
  Testecleese: I don't know, man, like, you're telling me I have to hire a Hispanic housemaid?
• 1:31:30
  Brian McFadden: And the Democrats here in the state are…
• 1:31:32
  Testecleese: to hire to hire a housemaid.
• 1:31:35
  Brian McFadden: And most Democrats are standing behind Jay Jones for his violent texts, you know, even.
• 1:31:41
  El Guapo: You know why? Because they cannot.
• 1:31:43
  Testecleese: Because they're violent assholes.
• 1:31:45
  El Guapo: Because they're gonna put nobody else on the tickets, so they have to fucking, by default, go with him.
• 1:31:52
  Testecleese: No, well, the thing is, yeah, exactly, they have no one else, so I go, we're just gonna stick by them at this point.
• 1:31:57
  El Guapo: Fuckin'… all the fucking bows.
• 1:31:59
  El Guapo: They print it.
• 1:32:00
  El Guapo: With his name on it.
• 1:32:02
  Testecleese: Exactly, it's already done.
• 1:32:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, so they got no shows.
• 1:32:05
  Brian McFadden: People have been voting for, like, a month? No.
• 1:32:08
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:32:12
  Testecleese: It's not a good argument, it's…
• 1:32:14
  Testecleese: I'd rather the guy who wants to kill people.
• 1:32:17
  Testecleese: Who disagree with them to be in office.
• 1:32:21
  Testecleese: than the guy I disagree with.
• 1:32:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. It's like…
• 1:32:25
  Testecleese: I understand your argument, but that guy doesn't want to kill you. Now what happens if you say you want a ham sandwich instead of a turkey sandwich? Is he gonna fucking kill you?
• 1:32:36
  Brian McFadden: Probably, because you didn't want to eat ham.
• 1:32:38
  Testecleese: Now, I know it sounds dumb, I'll go really a sandwich. I don't know, what if it comes down to fucking horticulture?
• 1:32:45
  Testecleese: And you're… you know what I mean?
• 1:32:47
  Brian McFadden: People are fighting about the stupidest shit these days, so…
• 1:32:51
  Testecleese: That's the issue, is these people don't know where their fucking food comes from, dude.
• 1:32:59
  Testecleese: I can't even tell you how many times I've seen videos of people telling me that
• 1:33:04
  Testecleese: The groceries come from the… milk comes from the grocery store.
• 1:33:10
  El Guapo: Yeah, because they got a factory over there to make fucking…
• 1:33:12
  Testecleese: And I was like, yeah, what makes the milk? I'm like, what do you mean? They have…
• 1:33:16
  Brian McFadden: It comes from a damn cow.
• 1:33:19
  El Guapo: Dude, even my kids… my kids know where the fucking things will come from, dude.
• 1:33:24
  El Guapo: The 7 and 5.
• 1:33:25
  El Guapo: 4.
• 1:33:26
  Testecleese: why these are college kids? And you're like, We're worried about cow farts.
• 1:33:33
  El Guapo: Oh…
• 1:33:34
  Testecleese: Well, do you want milk or not?
• 1:33:36
  Brian McFadden: No, they rely on it.
• 1:33:38
  El Guapo: No other light source.
• 1:33:39
  Brian McFadden: Almond milk. Chili milk.
• 1:33:41
  El Guapo: You know what it takes?
• 1:33:42
  Brian McFadden: The almond for the milk.
• 1:33:44
  El Guapo: You know how what it takes to fucking make almond milk? Current out land? Fucking vegetation? How much water does it take?
• 1:33:51
  El Guapo: To grow this shit.
• 1:33:52
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean, how much milk can you get from one almond?
• 1:33:55
  El Guapo: Yeah. The amount of water they absorb, just to get fucking.
• 1:34:00
  Testecleese: Versus literally gallons of milk a day for my cow.
• 1:34:05
  El Guapo: Yeah. They just eat grass.
• 1:34:08
  Testecleese: And then, whoop, squirt will go.
• 1:34:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, what if we go back at 3 fucking…
• 1:34:15
  El Guapo: All the trees of the farm get fucking sick, then the fuckin' price, the skyrocket, the fuckin' almond mix is gonna go up… higher.
• 1:34:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, so…
• 1:34:29
  El Guapo: Just… it's, sustainable.
• 1:34:33
  Testecleese: Just like when Biden called all the chickens.
• 1:34:36
  El Guapo: Yeah, there were no…
• 1:34:37
  Testecleese: Bird food showed up.
• 1:34:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, none of the… none of them were fuckin' sick, he just decided to kill them.
• 1:34:44
  Testecleese: Well, it's because it would keep prices high.
• 1:34:47
  Testecleese: And it'll give you feeble to the government.
• 1:34:50
  Brian McFadden: I got my own chickens.
• 1:34:53
  Brian McFadden: My eggs taste a hell of a lot better than what you can buy in the store.
• 1:34:56
  Testecleese: They really do, don't they?
• 1:34:58
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:35:00
  Testecleese: Well… And it's not even that much work, is it?
• 1:35:05
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:35:07
  Testecleese: What, you go out there, probably once a day?
• 1:35:12
  Testecleese: Check on the eggs, and make sure the chickens aren't dead, right?
• 1:35:18
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 1:35:18
  Testecleese: Maybe add food, or maybe not even every day, and check on the water, and that's it, right?
• 1:35:25
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:35:28
  Testecleese: And boom, eggs every day.
• 1:35:31
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:35:32
  Testecleese: Do you already have a surplus of eggs?
• 1:35:35
  Brian McFadden: We're selling at the VFW. Well, we're getting donations from people at the VFW forum and stuff, so…
• 1:35:42
  Testecleese: So, yes, you have a surplus to the point that you're donating them to the VFW.
• 1:35:48
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:35:51
  Testecleese: Doesn't even take that many chickens, because you don't always want a fucking omelet for breakfast, right?
• 1:35:56
  Brian McFadden: No, -
• 1:35:59
  Testecleese: Oh, no, today I thought maybe I would have a bowl of cereal, you know?
• 1:36:04
  Brian McFadden: Yep, cereal's good.
• 1:36:06
  Testecleese: Hey, let's be real.
• 1:36:08
  Testecleese: Cereal is amazing.
• 1:36:13
  Testecleese: I think it's been overlooked as a snack food.
• 1:36:18
  Testecleese: It was a big thing in the 90s, cereal and snack food, but whatever.
• 1:36:22
  Testecleese: Whatever.
• 1:36:25
  Testecleese: Oh, Jay Jones…
• 1:36:30
  Testecleese: I also said that if, you know, a couple cops here or there got clipped.
• 1:36:36
  Testecleese: Maybe it would keep them in check.
• 1:36:43
  Testecleese: Guapa, what's your response to that?
• 1:36:46
  El Guapo: It's a fucking idiot, because cops kill that many people.
• 1:36:51
  El Guapo: No, they're just self-defense when they fucking… people get out of hand, you know?
• 1:36:56
  Testecleese: That's actually something that came out with the, body cam footage.
• 1:37:01
  El Guapo: That's why no one's talking about body cams anymore.
• 1:37:04
  Brian McFadden: Bodycam footage has been typically better for the cops, you know.
• 1:37:10
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:37:10
  Brian McFadden: Proves their actions are justified.
• 1:37:13
  Testecleese: Exactly, it's like, everyone's talking about body camps, all of a sudden, all the cops got body camps. No one's talking about it anymore, like, oh, we were wrong.
• 1:37:23
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:37:23
  Brian McFadden: We'll never admit it.
• 1:37:25
  Testecleese: Well, see, this is a problem the Republicans have, is they should have pushed that argument.
• 1:37:31
  El Guapo: I don't know, sometimes you have to, like…
• 1:37:34
  El Guapo: Tell them, no, we don't need that, and the Democrats are gonna push more for it, you know? Whatever you just… whatever you go…
• 1:37:41
  El Guapo: whatever you want, the Democrats are gonna go the opposite of it, you know?
• 1:37:45
  Testecleese: Yes, I'm saying that Democrats pushed for the body count.
• 1:37:49
  El Guapo: Yeah, and they don't like it.
• 1:37:51
  Testecleese: Yes, and the Republicans should have taken that footage.
• 1:37:55
  Testecleese: And made a big deal about it.
• 1:37:57
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:37:58
  Testecleese: But they don't do stuff like that. The Democrats do, and that's why they keep winning.
• 1:38:03
  Brian McFadden: Trump started doing it.
• 1:38:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, Trump's a fucking 1990s New York liberal, isn't he?
• 1:38:12
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:38:12
  El Guapo: What were the common sense?
• 1:38:16
  El Guapo: They just hate him so much, whatever he say, they're gonna go opposite.
• 1:38:20
  Brian McFadden: They didn't hate him before he came out as a Republican.
• 1:38:23
  Testecleese: Oprah told him to run for presidency.
• 1:38:26
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:38:28
  Testecleese: Overall!
• 1:38:29
  El Guapo: And they're like, oh, he got the tariff and shit. He was talking about tariffs back in the fucking 90s.
• 1:38:36
  El Guapo: Even below…
• 1:38:37
  Testecleese: Seems to be working!
• 1:38:38
  El Guapo: Pelosi was talking about tariffs back in the 90s, too.
• 1:38:41
  Testecleese: That's true, and it seems to be working, though, doesn't it?
• 1:38:44
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:38:44
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:38:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, I think we need to have tariffs, and .
• 1:38:49
  Brian McFadden: Unfortunately, it's not a permanent thing, it's only allowed to have for so long.
• 1:38:54
  El Guapo: I think it should be a lenient. The president should have, like, while he's in, power.
• 1:39:01
  El Guapo: He should have applied tariffs the way he should fit.
• 1:39:04
  El Guapo: And then the Congress should be, colorizing, like, you know what? It actually works, let's put this, this permanent, you know, in place.
• 1:39:15
  Testecleese: And Brian.
• 1:39:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:39:16
  Testecleese: Thank you. This next one.
• 1:39:18
  Testecleese: Go ahead and check if there's a video or not.
• 1:39:22
  Testecleese: Well… You have no idea who's San Biker is.
• 1:39:29
  Testecleese: Guavo does.
• 1:39:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, Shank Hoogar fuckin' got you.
• 1:39:34
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:39:36
  Testecleese: He's in the news now, because apparently he zapped his dog.
• 1:39:41
  El Guapo: Oh, bitches coming out of him, talking about this before him, too.
• 1:39:47
  Testecleese: I don't… I'm pissed it took him… it took him zapping his fucking dog.
• 1:39:55
  Testecleese: There's someone to say, this guy ain't right in the head.
• 1:39:59
  El Guapo: Because of fucking liberals, dude, they're like, oh, you did that to an animal? Oh, no. I bet he did it to the Republican, they would have no fucking… they would not care.
• 1:40:10
  El Guapo: Long as, like, somehow, like, Animal, they fucking hate. Like, AOC right now, she's in trouble because of the fucking shortcake statement and shit.
• 1:40:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, short cans.
• 1:40:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:40:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're height-shaming now?
• 1:40:28
  Testecleese: But, yeah, this guy, though, he's the guy who said that we deserve 9-11.
• 1:40:33
  Brian McFadden: He was fashion. What was he saying about the dog?
• 1:40:37
  Testecleese: He zapped it with a shock collar, because.
• 1:40:40
  El Guapo: You don't.
• 1:40:40
  Testecleese: I wouldn't stay.
• 1:40:41
  Brian McFadden: Perfect.
• 1:40:42
  Testecleese: Right.
• 1:40:42
  Brian McFadden: He probably did, you don't… you don't see the shot… don't see him, and the dog barks at him.
• 1:40:47
  El Guapo: No, it just…
• 1:40:48
  Testecleese: Oh, there.
• 1:40:48
  El Guapo: You know what the crowd?
• 1:40:49
  Testecleese: Somewhere.
• 1:40:50
  El Guapo: What did the dark crime was? Just stand up.
• 1:40:52
  El Guapo: He stood up. It was, like, sap.
• 1:40:55
  Brian McFadden: You can see it, too.
• 1:40:56
  Testecleese: No, but the problem is, this is what offended people, was them allegedly zapping a dog with a shark collar, and not him calling for war in the United States.
• 1:41:07
  El Guapo: No, the fuck… the liberals, dude, they're just… they're fucking insane, dude.
• 1:41:13
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: as to why, America, Kaia, please, just fucking go, just stop!
• 1:41:22
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Jesus Christ, what are you doing? You're being such a baby!
• 1:41:29
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: It's just… You're making her stressed? I… You know what?
• 1:41:35
  El Guapo: This is…
• 1:41:35
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Roderly is so…
• 1:41:37
  Brian McFadden: He was the one that's being the baby.
• 1:41:40
  El Guapo: You know who reminded me of? Katie Porter?
• 1:41:43
  El Guapo: the fuckin' Democrat running in, California, the guy that fucking…
• 1:41:49
  Brian McFadden: We don't have that in here.
• 1:41:50
  El Guapo: No, but…
• 1:41:51
  Testecleese: Several times, don't worry.
• 1:41:53
  El Guapo: Oh, I appreciate it.
• 1:41:54
  Testecleese: Even a possible thumbnail.
• 1:41:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, the oldest Democrats get upset by the littlest fucking thing, dude.
• 1:42:01
  El Guapo: She left the interview because she refused to answer hard questions.
• 1:42:05
  Brian McFadden: Apparently, those questions weren't on her list of questions she had beforehand.
• 1:42:10
  Testecleese: questions. Yeah. She even said, on my list.
• 1:42:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:42:14
  El Guapo: Yeah. So they gave her the answer, basically.
• 1:42:18
  El Guapo: Well, to get the question before she shows you how to answer them.
• 1:42:23
  El Guapo: And they just… it was just… I mean, okay, they weren't giving us precise question about, like, topics. Hey, we wanna talk about this, we're gonna talk about that, you know?
• 1:42:33
  Testecleese: She had a list of questions she was allowed to be asked.
• 1:42:37
  El Guapo: Who knows?
• 1:42:38
  Testecleese: Follow-up questions, she's so offended.
• 1:42:40
  El Guapo: I think, okay, you know what, it's the… I think it was more like a topical list. We're gonna talk about this. Okay, I can see that, okay, cool, let me be prepared a little bit for it, you know?
• 1:42:50
  Testecleese: Did you watch the video? Did you watch the video?
• 1:42:53
  El Guapo: I did watch the video, yes. All of them. Even the one that she got upset with the intern.
• 1:43:00
  El Guapo: The one she was…
• 1:43:01
  Testecleese: She cussed out her… the person who's trying to say, hey, by the way, you were wrong on those numbers.
• 1:43:05
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:43:06
  Testecleese: I was like, get the fuck out of my shot!
• 1:43:09
  El Guapo: Yeah, it was like… oh my god, the fucking… it wasn't even, like, that serious, it was just a meeting and stuff.
• 1:43:16
  El Guapo: You know…
• 1:43:17
  Testecleese: Well, this is what you get from the Democrats, though, is that they… They're wound so fucking tight.
• 1:43:26
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:43:30
  El Guapo: Somebody said, like, oh, it's a double standard, but man can be mean and shit like that, like…
• 1:43:35
  El Guapo: Well, it is what it is. Double standard, get used to it.
• 1:43:37
  Testecleese: Not even that! I… I can't…
• 1:43:40
  Testecleese: I can't call you a fucking cunt and tell you to fuck off.
• 1:43:45
  El Guapo: Because I'll be fired, right? Well, you could call a guy a dick, it's just, stop being a dick or an asshole in… okay, okay, I'll try not to be.
• 1:43:53
  Testecleese: Well, that's because guys aren't gonna fucking complain that you…
• 1:43:57
  Testecleese: Call them a mean name, right?
• 1:43:59
  El Guapo: Yeah, I'd be like, okay, you know what? Most guys, you know, you know what? I'm bad, dude, fuck, I'm sorry, I just, you know, stressing out.
• 1:44:07
  El Guapo: You know…
• 1:44:10
  El Guapo: It's just… it's a whole different… double… it is double standard, it is what it is, you know?
• 1:44:15
  El Guapo: We got one center for men, and one that Center for Women.
• 1:44:19
  El Guapo: And you reacted like a Karen. I guess liberals don't like Karens, so when she came out of this fucking interview, she looked like a fucking Karen. It doesn't help her name is Katie, too.
• 1:44:33
  El Guapo: So now she's gonna be associated with the Karen, and she fucking…
• 1:44:37
  El Guapo: If fucking California vote for this person, they deserve that shit.
• 1:44:41
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:44:43
  Testecleese: Maybe.
• 1:44:44
  El Guapo: Maybe.
• 1:44:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, they've been built for…
• 1:44:47
  Brian McFadden: It's not gonna change anything. I don't even know where we're at.
• 1:44:50
  El Guapo: Right now, even the Liberals are upset about… with her, too, so… we'll see how they go.
• 1:44:56
  Testecleese: I have a picture of her.
• 1:44:58
  Testecleese: on the out… on the floor of Congress in a Batman suit.
• 1:45:02
  El Guapo: Are you serious?
• 1:45:05
  Testecleese: Yup, she actually sat down and did a vote in her Batman costume.
• 1:45:10
  El Guapo: We need to call this fucking episode, it's Scaring, bitch.
• 1:45:14
  Testecleese: Well, actually, you know, it's funny you say that, it's because I'm pretty sure I have a title up here.
• 1:45:20
  Testecleese: Oh, that was supposed to be in scary print, but it's called Immigrant Face.
• 1:45:26
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 1:45:27
  Testecleese: And it was about Whoopi telling us to, basically do blackface.
• 1:45:32
  El Guapo: Oh, okay.
• 1:45:33
  Brian McFadden: Halloween?
• 1:45:34
  Testecleese: Guys…
• 1:45:35
  El Guapo: No, for fuckin', the Bad Bunny fuckin' concert, so nobody knows…
• 1:45:39
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:45:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, I agree.
• 1:45:41
  Testecleese: Designs.
• 1:45:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, so nobody knows who's fucking immigrant or not.
• 1:45:46
  Testecleese: I was like, I thought that was racist!
• 1:45:49
  El Guapo: They don't care, dude, they're fucking hypocrite.
• 1:45:52
  El Guapo: No!
• 1:45:53
  Testecleese: again.
• 1:45:53
  El Guapo: You got no stethos.
• 1:45:54
  Testecleese: separates, They have morals to it.
• 1:45:56
  El Guapo: They don't have no fucking standards, so there's nothing to fucking hold them accountable for.
• 1:46:04
  El Guapo: Did you just disappear?
• 1:46:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's getting another beer.
• 1:46:08
  El Guapo: Oh, shit. That was quick.
• 1:46:12
  Testecleese: I got a refrigerator, 4 feet from me.
• 1:46:15
  Brian McFadden: I got a refrigerator 6 inches from me.
• 1:46:18
  El Guapo: I got a fridge at a 10-fits for me, fuck you guys.
• 1:46:21
  Brian McFadden: You need another refrigerator.
• 1:46:25
  El Guapo: I mean, I'm in my kitchen already.
• 1:46:27
  Brian McFadden: Come in the fridge.
• 1:46:28
  El Guapo: How many refrigerator do I need in my kitchen?
• 1:46:30
  Brian McFadden: Apparently two, because you should be able to get to the beer without even getting up, like this.
• 1:46:36
  El Guapo: Oh, I've been drinking…
• 1:46:39
  Brian McFadden: What the fuck you guys? I roll my.
• 1:46:43
  Testecleese: Sure, don't even unplug my headphones, I get into gear.
• 1:46:48
  El Guapo: I got a cooler and ice, that's okay.
• 1:46:51
  Brian McFadden: Oh, those are the good old days.
• 1:46:53
  El Guapo: I got, I got something covered.
• 1:46:55
  Testecleese: We out.
• 1:46:55
  Brian McFadden: That's how the show got started, with a cooler of ice and beer, you know, you could hear it in the background.
• 1:47:00
  Testecleese: We had crickets. We had crickets, and we had crickets back in the day.
• 1:47:06
  Testecleese: There will be crickets! That's right, that was my line forever. Now we're all indoors, there ain't no crickets!
• 1:47:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:47:18
  Testecleese: Alright, what the fuck are we talking about?
• 1:47:20
  Brian McFadden: Whoopi Goldberg, you moved down the racism.
• 1:47:23
  El Guapo: Fuckin'.
• 1:47:24
  Testecleese: We've already moved down to racism?
• 1:47:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's where I came back to after I went to the bathroom. You were on talking about what we grew up with racism. I don't know where you want to go from here, we've been going forever.
• 1:47:35
  El Guapo: in the parking lot.
• 1:47:36
  Testecleese: the racism!
• 1:47:38
  El Guapo: Racism.
• 1:47:41
  Testecleese: I guess one of those, like, 3Rs? Oh, there you go, exclamation. No, there's no way we already moved down there. Just because Whoopi came up doesn't mean we were talking about that.
• 1:47:52
  Brian McFadden: You talked about that in Whoopi.
• 1:47:55
  Testecleese: Where it will be.
• 1:47:56
  El Guapo: Guys, here, we only half a page through, dude.
• 1:48:00
  Brian McFadden: We're 2 hours into this shit.
• 1:48:03
  El Guapo: I know.
• 1:48:07
  Testecleese: Alright, well, I'm pretty sure we're still talking about who's being violent with their rhetoric.
• 1:48:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:48:14
  El Guapo: Mmm…
• 1:48:15
  Testecleese: Because Whoopi… And all that is way down in racism with, 5Rs.
• 1:48:25
  Brian McFadden: Tell me what topic you.
• 1:48:26
  Testecleese: To make sure I…
• 1:48:27
  Brian McFadden: Don't.
• 1:48:27
  Testecleese: To make sure I roll my eyes.
• 1:48:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, you've got enough alcohol, and you should be able to do it okay.
• 1:48:33
  Testecleese: Like a proper spic.
• 1:48:35
  El Guapo: Oh my god, here we go.
• 1:48:37
  Brian McFadden: Like a proper…
• 1:48:38
  Testecleese: I love it! That was great, that was great guavo!
• 1:48:43
  El Guapo: Mmm… How are you?
• 1:48:46
  Brian McFadden: America you want to talk about? Everybody's got access to this thing.
• 1:48:52
  Testecleese: Alrighty.
• 1:48:53
  Brian McFadden: Cheers.
• 1:48:53
  Testecleese: If you just wanted to call an end to it, because we've been at this for way too long, and I got way too jacked up before we started the show, that's fine, but I had a great show set up, I hope you want to say it. It was great, it was beautiful, everyone tells me it was amazing.
• 1:49:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, very amazing.
• 1:49:11
  Brian McFadden: We can do some more stories, I'm not trying to call it quits just yet, you know, I'm just saying let's focus on something and…
• 1:49:19
  Brian McFadden: Go!
• 1:49:21
  Testecleese: It's beautiful! We were about to talk about, that judge's house that got caught on fire.
• 1:49:29
  El Guapo: Others got into it, dude, they wanted to fucking call it? Oh, Republican did it, nobody.
• 1:49:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, Michelle Wallace. It was a fucking accident. Michelle Wallace, from, I think it's MSNBC, was like, oh, it was a hardcore Republican. Even after the evidence came out, I was like, nope, this was an accident. It was like.
• 1:49:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:49:49
  Testecleese: Something got shut off, propane… gas leaked through your gas stove.
• 1:49:55
  El Guapo: And someone turned on the microwave, you know?
• 1:49:58
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:49:59
  Brian McFadden: It's a bad thing.
• 1:50:00
  El Guapo: Oh, it is what it is.
• 1:50:02
  El Guapo: You know… End!
• 1:50:05
  El Guapo: I was watching the news about talking about this, like, oh, the house is hard to get to it. Also, if it's hard to get to it, that means, how can somebody get to it, you know?
• 1:50:16
  El Guapo: That easily.
• 1:50:18
  El Guapo: It's just…
• 1:50:19
  El Guapo: There's a house on a fucking spike, in the middle of the woods, you got propane, and that's what probably it is, propane leakage.
• 1:50:30
  Testecleese: That's what it sounds like they're saying.
• 1:50:33
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:50:33
  Testecleese: but they… after they even said that, we still had, news reporters coming out and saying it was a right-wing attack. I was like, no, this is… this is so important, they're fucking…
• 1:50:44
  Testecleese: Left a fork in the… The rice that they put in the microwave when the gas stove was leaking.
• 1:50:53
  El Guapo: Yeah, well, it is.
• 1:50:57
  Testecleese: Like, kaboomi.
• 1:50:58
  El Guapo: Kaboomi.
• 1:50:59
  Testecleese: Because it wasn't a fire, that was an explosion.
• 1:51:02
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:51:06
  Testecleese: Alright. Oh, okay, check this out.
• 1:51:09
  Testecleese: Neil Young is now pulling his music from, Amazon.
• 1:51:14
  El Guapo: Again…
• 1:51:15
  Testecleese: about the same shit he did with Spotify, which is hilarious. No, it's hilarious, it's like… Well, no, with Spotify, he only managed to get, like, 10% of his music off of Spotify.
• 1:51:29
  Testecleese: She had already sold the rights.
• 1:51:31
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:51:32
  Testecleese: Right? But the reason why he's pulling his shit from Amazon is because they sold out America.
• 1:51:39
  Testecleese: I was like, you literally sold everything you could for as much money as you could.
• 1:51:44
  El Guapo: Yes, you know.
• 1:51:47
  Testecleese: Like, rocking in the free world is a big hit.
• 1:51:51
  Testecleese: He owes nothing about that.
• 1:51:59
  Testecleese: See a woman in the night?
• 1:52:01
  Testecleese: With a baby in her hand.
• 1:52:04
  Testecleese: Near an old street light. Near a garbage can.
• 1:52:09
  Testecleese: She puts the kid away, she gonna get a hit. She hates her life and what she's done with it. It's one more kid that'll never go to school, never get to fall in love, never get to be cool. Keep on rockin' in the free world.
• 1:52:30
  Testecleese: Cool, and you know the song, right?
• 1:52:33
  Brian McFadden: Yep. Great, great fucking song. I'm totally a fri- I'm totally frightened lifelong Democrat Derskowitz says.
• 1:52:42
  Testecleese: Whoa.
• 1:52:43
  Testecleese: Alan Dershowitz!
• 1:52:46
  Testecleese: is gonna be campaigning for the Republicans.
• 1:52:53
  Brian McFadden: Seems barely done.
• 1:52:54
  Testecleese: Afraid of the Democrats.
• 1:52:59
  Testecleese: Brian?
• 1:53:00
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 1:53:06
  Testecleese: You know Al Dershowitz, right? Like.
• 1:53:09
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah. Yup.
• 1:53:11
  Testecleese: Who's the other huge fucking Democrat name?
• 1:53:16
  Testecleese: Fuck, you were Baylor, Clinton, he's been a big deal for a long time. The ball guy…
• 1:53:22
  Testecleese: Who's starting to say the same kind of stuff.
• 1:53:24
  Brian McFadden: carvel?
• 1:53:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, James Carville.
• 1:53:30
  Brian McFadden: He's… he's fallen out, he's… he's off his rocker, big time.
• 1:53:39
  Testecleese: Well… Again, like, I've been saying it for weeks, dude.
• 1:53:44
  Testecleese: Probably months now.
• 1:53:46
  Testecleese: The Democrats need a course correction.
• 1:53:49
  Testecleese: And I know you, you, and probably Guapo are like, no they don't. They gotta keep fucking themselves.
• 1:53:56
  Testecleese: Wait, I understand that argument, but… We need a counterparty.
• 1:54:03
  El Guapo: Mmm, probably just gonna come from the right.
• 1:54:05
  Brian McFadden: You gonna start?
• 1:54:06
  Testecleese: That's what I'm afraid of, is we're gonna have the right split off and create the left.
• 1:54:13
  Brian McFadden: That's bad for the… that means Democrats will be in power.
• 1:54:16
  El Guapo: No, I mean, like, they're not there no more. I mean, like, okay, so for instance, we got no more fucking bad fucking… I don't want to say bad ideas.
• 1:54:26
  Testecleese: through Mono Party to get to that point.
• 1:54:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, then there's, like, two different ideas, like, hey, like, what if we just go…
• 1:54:36
  El Guapo: What if we had political ideas about fucking tariffs, dude? Like, oh, I don't think we should charge this… like, just…
• 1:54:43
  El Guapo: Different ideas, besides fucking races.
• 1:54:46
  El Guapo: things, you know, like, racism this, racism that, fucking transgender this, trans… like, if we take that out of it, dude, we, like, we'll be back to fucking almost normal, dude.
• 1:54:58
  El Guapo: Compete with ideas instead of fucking, you know, sensory fucking subjects.
• 1:55:05
  Testecleese: Mmm, alright.
• 1:55:09
  Testecleese: Problem is, the Republicans have been trying to bring that argument up for… 40 years?
• 1:55:21
  Testecleese: And what'd you get? You got Charlie Kirk shot in the neck.
• 1:55:26
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:55:31
  Testecleese: What are you supposed to do?
• 1:55:37
  Testecleese: T-shirts, water bottles, and toast. Alright.
• 1:55:41
  El Guapo: New York.
• 1:55:42
  Testecleese: Well, Portland's, burning down, or at least about to.
• 1:55:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, well, that's a failed state, dude.
• 1:55:51
  Testecleese: All of Oregon?
• 1:55:53
  El Guapo: Yeah, Oregon.
• 1:55:54
  Testecleese: What one?
• 1:55:56
  El Guapo: Oregon dudes, I think…
• 1:56:00
  Brian McFadden: Well, the National Guard's going there, too.
• 1:56:03
  Testecleese: Well, the problem is, they arrested a journalist for recording the mayhem.
• 1:56:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, that… The shit hit the fan…
• 1:56:14
  Brian McFadden: And he was all over… he was on the Clay and Bucks show, and, like, soon after he was on the Clay and Bucks show.
• 1:56:22
  Brian McFadden: The charges were dropped on the…
• 1:56:25
  Testecleese: Well, alright, I've been following this guy for years, Nick Sorter.
• 1:56:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:56:31
  Testecleese: But yeah, like, he got arrested for recording the mayhem, and they're like, oh, we're gonna drop the charges. It's like, whoop.
• 1:56:39
  Testecleese: They had him for disorderly conduct. Disorderly conduct. Like, what, where I point my camera, there's automatically a riot?
• 1:56:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:56:52
  Testecleese: And you know what's funny is he showed up there, Because, a post-millennial reporter
• 1:56:59
  Testecleese: And I know you're like, who the fuck is that? I make it a point to use voice… point, post-millennial hair as often as possible.
• 1:57:09
  Testecleese: One of the major reporters that we've used her… stories from…
• 1:57:16
  El Guapo: Boys.
• 1:57:17
  Testecleese: McConald's!
• 1:57:20
  Testecleese: by Antifa.
• 1:57:21
  Testecleese: And that's why Nick Sorter even showed up, was because of the reporter got beat up.
• 1:57:27
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:57:28
  Testecleese: And then he got arrested.
• 1:57:34
  Testecleese: What the fuck's going on, dude?
• 1:57:38
  Testecleese: Oh, we're not pressing charges. No, I'm the one who got my ass kicked!
• 1:57:43
  Brian McFadden: He should be suing… he should be suing the Portland Police Department.
• 1:57:47
  El Guapo: No, the fuckin' state, the city, did not fucking…
• 1:57:54
  Brian McFadden: And then, you know, even though the Portland mayor says one thing, citizens and business owners are saying, what the fuck, you know, we want the National Guard.
• 1:58:04
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:58:06
  Testecleese: Well, okay. Here's an easy answer for that, Ryan.
• 1:58:12
  Testecleese: The business owners want law and order, because the business owners are trying to make money the legal way.
• 1:58:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're trying to stay in business.
• 1:58:22
  Testecleese: Can't stay in business when you're being robbed blind left and right.
• 1:58:26
  Testecleese: Correct. And the local politician's saying, oh, what can I do?
• 1:58:32
  Testecleese: Crime.
• 1:58:34
  Testecleese: The federal government shows up and fixes it in 2 weeks.
• 1:58:39
  Testecleese: What does it do to the Democrats' fucking platform?
• 1:58:43
  Brian McFadden: No, apparently, well, depending on the city, doesn't do shit to it, you know, because people are still gonna vote that way. That's what's bullshit.
• 1:58:51
  Testecleese: It's like, oh, all of a sudden, I'm not being robbed. My groceries cost less.
• 1:58:56
  Brian McFadden: Let me keep voting Democrat.
• 1:58:59
  El Guapo: Yeah, people should do that, but…
• 1:59:02
  Brian McFadden: I wish.
• 1:59:03
  Brian McFadden: Common sense reigned across America.
• 1:59:07
  Testecleese: I got a feeling if you're not getting robbed as often, which sounds terrible to say, Cause, like…
• 1:59:14
  Testecleese: I've been robbed… Before.
• 1:59:18
  Testecleese: When I was in shitty areas.
• 1:59:21
  El Guapo: You know what I mean?
• 1:59:24
  Testecleese: I was in… It was definitely Chicago.
• 1:59:30
  Testecleese: I don't remember exactly where, but… One of the fuck is… Took my phone, Took my wallet.
• 1:59:41
  Testecleese: took my shoes.
• 1:59:43
  El Guapo: Goddamn.
• 1:59:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, you ain't running to go get help over broken glass with no shoes, are you?
• 1:59:53
  El Guapo: Nope.
• 1:59:56
  Testecleese: I was like, oh, okay.
• 2:00:01
  Testecleese: And I understand most people don't see this shit in their life.
• 2:00:07
  Testecleese: But you get put in that situation.
• 2:00:14
  Testecleese: It'll change you, dude.
• 2:00:21
  Testecleese: But…
• 2:00:22
  El Guapo: Like I said, that's me, that's…
• 2:00:24
  Testecleese: The way I see self-defense, you should even say, get the fuck off.
• 2:00:28
  El Guapo: What?
• 2:00:31
  Testecleese: what am I gonna do, just out of boot camp in Illinois, you know?
• 2:00:37
  Brian McFadden: I went in Orlando.
• 2:00:39
  El Guapo: Cool.
• 2:00:40
  Testecleese: It doesn't exist anymore, Brian. That's how old you are.
• 2:00:44
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:00:45
  Testecleese: You're a fossil.
• 2:00:47
  Brian McFadden: Pretty much.
• 2:00:49
  El Guapo: Alright guys, hey, talk to you guys later.
• 2:00:53
  El Guapo: Time for me to go to bed. I gotta wake up early.
• 2:00:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, me too.
• 2:01:00
  Testecleese: You're supposed to be coming over here tomorrow to swallow my load, right?
• 2:01:06
  El Guapo: Sure, sure, sure. Keep your door open.
• 2:01:09
  Testecleese: Alright, you say that, like, you say it like it's gonna be different. I never locked my door.
• 2:01:17
  El Guapo: Even with bears around?
• 2:01:19
  Testecleese: Whoa! It's gonna twist the fucking door!
• 2:01:24
  Testecleese: Man, he's even funnier is.
• 2:01:27
  El Guapo: Dude, that's…
• 2:01:28
  Testecleese: I'm… 4's over.
• 2:01:31
  El Guapo: It happens.
• 2:01:33
  Testecleese: I actually leave my doors open, I just turn the lights on, too, the bears don't come up to the house.
• 2:01:38
  El Guapo: Mmm, there you go. You hear that first.
• 2:01:41
  Testecleese: Well, no, it… the bears see it as some kind of threat.
• 2:01:45
  Testecleese: And they like to stay in the shadows, they don't want to be in the light.
• 2:01:49
  El Guapo: I would not take fucking chances are like that. But anyways, alright guys.
• 2:01:54
  El Guapo: Talk to you guys later.
• 2:01:56
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:01:57
  El Guapo: Have a good night.
• 2:01:58
  Testecleese: Don't forget to swallow.
• 2:02:04
  Brian McFadden: Are you froze.
• 2:02:05
  Testecleese: Gone, or… Oh, alright.
• 2:02:11
  Testecleese: Alright, okay, well… Let's get back on topic here for a minute, Brian.
• 2:02:17
  Testecleese: We've been talking a lot of shit about the NFL for a while, and we haven't been as nearly as pissed off as most people are at the NFL, have we?
• 2:02:26
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:02:29
  Testecleese: and I don't even know… the halftime show always sucks.
• 2:02:35
  Testecleese: Honestly.
• 2:02:36
  Brian McFadden: Oh, well, it didn't used to.
• 2:02:40
  Brian McFadden: But…
• 2:02:41
  Testecleese: That was a long time ago, dude. That was a long time ago.
• 2:02:46
  Testecleese: You're talking about the 1990s, aren't you?
• 2:02:49
  Brian McFadden: Whatever.
• 2:02:50
  Testecleese: One, like, Aerosmith Blade.
• 2:02:55
  Brian McFadden: We don't even have the halftime show in this story.
• 2:02:58
  Testecleese: It's in there somewhere.
• 2:03:00
  Brian McFadden: No, it's not. There's nothing about him.
• 2:03:05
  Brian McFadden: But go ahead and roll.
• 2:03:07
  Testecleese: Super Halftime show, right?
• 2:03:11
  Testecleese: Journey Point USA announced alternative Super Bowl.
• 2:03:15
  Brian McFadden: Fantastic. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.
• 2:03:18
  Brian McFadden: I see where you're pivoting to. Okay.
• 2:03:20
  Testecleese: Oh my god, you didn't see the…
• 2:03:24
  Testecleese: Alright, see? Yeah, this is helpful, Brian, because this is the kind of stuff that…
• 2:03:29
  Testecleese: I have time to at least click, click, click, and I can put in a couple things. I tried out…
• 2:03:37
  Testecleese: Something new tonight, doesn't seem that.
• 2:03:39
  Brian McFadden: Well, I shared… I shared the… this thing about Turning Point, because there's so much people that… I mean, the NFL is trying to reach out to a different audience with Bad Bunny.
• 2:03:52
  Brian McFadden: But they're not football fans. They're not the demographic that is gonna watch.
• 2:03:58
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:03:59
  Testecleese: Even better is, those people that want to watch football don't want to watch the same sport that they call football.
• 2:04:06
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:04:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, you know exactly what I'm talking about, right?
• 2:04:15
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:04:16
  Testecleese: No, and he said something about how I won't do another performance in the United States, as long as they're doing immigration, yadda yadda yadda.
• 2:04:26
  Brian McFadden: Coming to do the Super Bowl.
• 2:04:27
  Testecleese: Sue, well, Annie just did that interview.
• 2:04:32
  Testecleese: In this country, too.
• 2:04:36
  Testecleese: So, like, he's just full of shit.
• 2:04:39
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:04:41
  Testecleese: He wants to make money, just like everyone else.
• 2:04:45
  Brian McFadden: I didn't thought Super Bowl people got paid.
• 2:04:49
  Testecleese: You didn't think they got paid?
• 2:04:50
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:04:52
  Testecleese: Yeah. No, it's all volunteer work. Beyonce… oh, what… and here's the thing, dude.
• 2:04:58
  Testecleese: Janet Jackson, right?
• 2:05:02
  Testecleese: Her and Justin Timberlake, well, nip-slip when he pulled that shit off her tit.
• 2:05:11
  Testecleese: That is what started this whole fucking…
• 2:05:14
  Testecleese: What the fuck is going on with the Super Bowl halftime show?
• 2:05:17
  Brian McFadden: That was the best halftime show ever.
• 2:05:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was bullshit, man. It used to be, like, Aerosmith, or, like…
• 2:05:24
  Testecleese: Why can't I think of a different… Metallica did one, didn't they?
• 2:05:28
  Brian McFadden: I don't remember.
• 2:05:34
  Testecleese: And now it's like, hey, look at my titties, look at my ass. It's like, oh, yeah. Like, I can get this for free on Pornhub, right?
• 2:05:42
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:05:45
  Testecleese: It was Janet Jackson.
• 2:05:48
  Testecleese: You're a cheat.
• 2:05:50
  Testecleese: Shit. You know when that Jan Jackson nip-slip thing happened? She was, like, 57?
• 2:05:56
  Brian McFadden: I'm 58.
• 2:05:58
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:06:01
  Testecleese: John, yeah.
• 2:06:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, Jackson still looks better.
• 2:06:07
  Testecleese: Well, then you, but that's not saying a lot.
• 2:06:14
  Testecleese: she's at least on the crunch. What's going on, Noah?
• 2:06:18
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And 13 News Now is all in. It's more than a game, it's a legacy. That's why Norfolk State University.
• 2:06:26
  Testecleese: Always happening.
• 2:06:27
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Of course.
• 2:06:27
  Testecleese: You're not right. Wednesday's at 7.
• 2:06:29
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: It was so terrible.
• 2:06:30
  Testecleese: There's no place.
• 2:06:31
  Brian McFadden: Haha, hi!
• 2:06:32
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: New York Attorney General Letitia James is facing criminal charges for bank fraud, and the case hinges on a Norfolk home. Prosecutors say James lied on her bank loan forms, and that she never used the home as a, quote, secondary residence. But now the Attorney General is fighting back. Emily Harrison has the story.
• 2:06:51
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Yellow House is now at the center of a national controversy, as New York Attorney General Letitia James faces two felonies for allegedly misrepresenting herself as the owner of the home. These charges are baseless.
• 2:07:05
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And the President's own public statements make clear
• 2:07:08
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: That his only goal is political retribution.
• 2:07:11
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: At any cost. Political retribution, James says, for the 34 convictions upheld against President Donald Trump. The New York Attorney General led the half-billion dollar civil fraud case against Trump, and James says the president has since singled her out because of her involvement. It looks to me like she's very guilty of something, but I really don't know. According to the indictments, prosecutors say James denied of her mortgage paperwork.
• 2:07:36
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Claiming she would use the home as a secondary resident, but instead made it a rental property.
• 2:07:42
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Prosecutors say this was done to get, quote, favorable loan terms to bypass investment property protocol and save her close to $19,000. The government here is not making allegations about someone's ability to rent out or not to rent out their property. The allegation here is what
• 2:08:00
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: was stated in order to obtain this particular type of loan. 13 News Now went to the House, but the Attorney General was not there. While city records show the House is
• 2:08:11
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: owned by a Letitia James, neighbors say it's actually a family who lives there, and they've never seen Letitia James on their street. The Attorney General says she will fight these charges and will come to Norfolk for her first court appearance on October 24th.
• 2:08:26
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Emily Harrison, 13 News Now.
• 2:08:29
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: They interrupt.
• 2:08:30
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Eastern District of Virginia presented the case.
• 2:08:33
  Brian McFadden: Grand jury three weeks after her predecessor was fired.
• 2:08:36
  Testecleese: I just…
• 2:08:40
  Testecleese: I'm just… I'm waiting for the…
• 2:08:42
  Testecleese: The crazy nutjob liberals say, oh, what's the big deal?
• 2:08:47
  Brian McFadden: It's coming.
• 2:08:50
  Testecleese: And they're like, this is literally what she ran on to run for office.
• 2:08:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:08:56
  Testecleese: I'm gonna get Trump.
• 2:08:58
  Testecleese: And then she did this.
• 2:09:00
  Testecleese: And charged him for this.
• 2:09:03
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:09:04
  Testecleese: Because it was such a big deal.
• 2:09:08
  Testecleese: If you're gonna tell me what's the big deal, that's the argument.
• 2:09:14
  Testecleese: And this is the problem, is they keep picking the fucking worst people, don't they?
• 2:09:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they do.
• 2:09:23
  Testecleese: I keep trying to give the Democrats the benefit of the doubt, but they're fucking stupid!
• 2:09:30
  Testecleese: And, you know, I say that, but, like.
• 2:09:37
  Testecleese: Who's gonna run on a Democrat ticket these days, unless they're fucking nuts?
• 2:09:47
  Brian McFadden: A lot of people.
• 2:09:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, but they're all fucking nuts, or at least lying to make money.
• 2:09:56
  Testecleese: I mean… Dear God, I just…
• 2:10:03
  Testecleese: Sometimes the stuff…
• 2:10:09
  Testecleese: Sometimes the stuff I hear coming out of there.
• 2:10:13
  Testecleese: It's so dumb.
• 2:10:16
  Testecleese: And I wanted to give the Democrats the benefit of the doubt, but I can't.
• 2:10:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:10:22
  Testecleese: is they're actually, like, running for office, saying, I'll fuck that guy.
• 2:10:29
  Testecleese: So, well… How's that gonna fix the problem, you know?
• 2:10:34
  Testecleese: That's what Leticia James did, right? When she ran for, I was like, oh, don't worry, I'll find something Trump did.
• 2:10:42
  Brian McFadden: Yep, exactly what she said.
• 2:10:44
  Testecleese: Then she had to do Mar-a-Lago, where even the bank that lended them money was like, no, no, we were all happy with this.
• 2:10:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we got paid back, and then so…
• 2:10:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, we made money, he made money, we're all happy.
• 2:11:01
  Testecleese: And even better, okay, Trump should have paid more… Interest, more whatever.
• 2:11:08
  Testecleese: To the bank. So, the billion dollar business should have made more money.
• 2:11:18
  Testecleese: They don't give a fuck. They just want to take a shit on Trump.
• 2:11:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's all it was about.
• 2:11:25
  Testecleese: He's doing this plenty of shit that can take a shit off.
• 2:11:27
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: See, now we gotta do it. It's gotta be a story. That would be a great story. This is you and I teaming up. Strel and Lee. Let's go. It sounds like two superheroes.
• 2:11:35
  Testecleese: COVID.
• 2:11:36
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I was gonna say a law firm. Much more a law firm than superheroes. Alright, here's… I don't look good in the cape, probably. Here's what's going on right now. We do have fair skies over the city. What the fuck? We have cleared out pretty…
• 2:11:50
  Brian McFadden: Alright, well, this is the story about Chicago being naming the best big city
• 2:11:55
  Brian McFadden: in the U.S. for the 9th straight year, from a survey.
• 2:11:59
  Testecleese: Where's.
• 2:12:00
  Brian McFadden: Who in the fuck are they surveying?
• 2:12:03
  Testecleese: What do you consider a big city? Like, travel through?
• 2:12:07
  Testecleese: Okay, well, Chicago's a big international hub. Is that why they are even considered a big city?
• 2:12:15
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 2:12:17
  Brian McFadden: Probably population-wise.
• 2:12:19
  Testecleese: You're sharing our entire, document.
• 2:12:23
  Brian McFadden: Sweet.
• 2:12:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, first of all, what's a big city, and what does that mean to be a good big city?
• 2:12:37
  Testecleese: You know?
• 2:12:40
  Testecleese: Like I said, last weekend in Chicago, the 16 young black men
• 2:12:46
  Testecleese: Were a shot, and 4 of them died.
• 2:12:50
  Brian McFadden: Sounds like a good big city to me.
• 2:12:53
  Testecleese: Well… How many young black men do you think died?
• 2:12:58
  Testecleese: This past weekend in Boston.
• 2:13:01
  Brian McFadden: Zero.
• 2:13:03
  Testecleese: You're probably zero, right?
• 2:13:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, probably zero. And Boston's kind of known for being rebellious, historically and recently, right?
• 2:13:15
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:13:16
  Testecleese: And none of them are dead.
• 2:13:22
  Testecleese: What the fuck's going on in Chicago?
• 2:13:28
  Testecleese: Does Boston count as a big city or not?
• 2:13:33
  Testecleese: Honestly.
• 2:13:33
  Brian McFadden: I think so.
• 2:13:37
  Testecleese: I don't know, you know? You know how small that city really is?
• 2:13:46
  Testecleese: I wanna say it's within,
• 2:13:49
  Testecleese: 20 by 20 miles. You can encompass all of Boston, but I'm not sure.
• 2:13:59
  Testecleese: Which is weird, because it's still a city that people talk about.
• 2:14:02
  Brian McFadden: There are 673,458 in Boston as of 2024.
• 2:14:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, now check New York.
• 2:14:12
  Testecleese: Right?
• 2:14:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, 600,000 people live in Boston.
• 2:14:19
  Brian McFadden: 2.2721 million in Chicago.
• 2:14:25
  Testecleese: There we go.
• 2:14:27
  Testecleese: There you go, does Boston count as a big city or not?
• 2:14:30
  Brian McFadden: 8.478 million in New York City as of 2024.
• 2:14:39
  Brian McFadden: No, I wouldn't take accounts.
• 2:14:43
  Testecleese: That's accurate.
• 2:14:44
  Testecleese: Like, sit, or reset.
• 2:14:49
  Testecleese: Pardon me.
• 2:14:52
  Testecleese: Is Boston a big city or not?
• 2:14:56
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:14:59
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:15:04
  Testecleese: Was it just natural evolution, or did something change? Because… Boston was…
• 2:15:12
  Testecleese: An integral part of the revolution of this country, right?
• 2:15:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you gotta play with the rock there.
• 2:15:20
  Testecleese: Okay, well, that was way before…
• 2:15:24
  Testecleese: But I'm thinking, the Tea Party, Lexington and Concord, Shot heard around the world.
• 2:15:35
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? Like, this all happened out there. One if I land, two if I see. This is all Boston, right?
• 2:15:41
  Brian McFadden: That's why I threw up… they threw up 3 lights.
• 2:15:45
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 2:15:45
  Brian McFadden: That's why they put out 3 lights.
• 2:15:51
  Testecleese: Oh, fuck you guys, right?
• 2:16:00
  Testecleese: I'm just saying, Boston was a huge part in American history.
• 2:16:03
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, it was. It still is, yeah. Definitely.
• 2:16:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, and now look at what they're doing, like… You're kinda being gracious.
• 2:16:15
  Testecleese: You know, like… Even if we get nuked?
• 2:16:19
  Testecleese: Even if we get nuked.
• 2:16:20
  Brian McFadden: Boston, how you getting nudged?
• 2:16:22
  Testecleese: Boston might not get one.
• 2:16:24
  Testecleese: And they used to be able to get one, just because…
• 2:16:29
  Testecleese: We were founded here, and, you know, the balls, you know?
• 2:16:34
  Testecleese: And now it's not even worth hitting.
• 2:16:38
  Testecleese: If you're Russia nuking the fuckin' east coast of the United States, like, why even bother hitting Boston? What the fuck are they doing?
• 2:16:46
  Testecleese: The fuckin'… Too busy drinking fuckin' Irish red ales.
• 2:16:55
  Testecleese: Ugh.
• 2:16:58
  Testecleese: Oh, so yeah. Anyway, I'm gonna try to get back on track. Sorry, we get out of control, and, you know, kinda happens.
• 2:17:09
  Testecleese: There you go, Chicago.
• 2:17:12
  Testecleese: Ice agents got boxed in.
• 2:17:17
  Testecleese: By, personally owned vehicles, and,
• 2:17:23
  Testecleese: They called 911 for help, right?
• 2:17:26
  Brian McFadden: And I don't think they called 911, because the mayor said anybody that calls 911
• 2:17:33
  Brian McFadden: police respond to. I think they used internal law enforcement channels, and that was his out.
• 2:17:41
  Brian McFadden: So that…
• 2:17:42
  Testecleese: I am pretty sure, I could be wrong, I disagree, but from what I understand.
• 2:17:52
  Testecleese: Is these guys try to radio first.
• 2:17:57
  Testecleese: They couldn't get what they wanted.
• 2:18:01
  Testecleese: They called 911.
• 2:18:04
  Brian McFadden: Well, then the mayor lied.
• 2:18:06
  Testecleese: Well, then why else, why else would 911 be on the line?
• 2:18:11
  Testecleese: with.
• 2:18:13
  Brian McFadden: Because I know I saw a story that said that the mayor came out and said that our law enforcement always show up to 911 calls.
• 2:18:23
  Testecleese: This, this, this audio, okay, there's at least audio of the dispatcher telling all of the units to stand down and back up.
• 2:18:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because the…
• 2:18:35
  Brian McFadden: the director of patrol said, we're not responding to this. It never said it came in over 911.
• 2:18:43
  Brian McFadden: Didn't that auction?
• 2:18:44
  Testecleese: That's a good point. That's a good point. I don't… I do not know where that dispatcher audio came from. That's a good point.
• 2:18:53
  Testecleese: I'll… I'll concede that.
• 2:18:55
  Testecleese: But it sounded like these guys said, hey, we're surrounded by violent protesters, we need help, and dispatch told the police.
• 2:19:05
  Testecleese: Not just at first, co… is…
• 2:19:08
  Brian McFadden: Dispatchers!
• 2:19:10
  Testecleese: out.
• 2:19:10
  Brian McFadden: Dispatch had already sent cops out, and then…
• 2:19:13
  Testecleese: They called them back!
• 2:19:14
  Brian McFadden: The chief of patrol said, no, we're not responding to this, yeah.
• 2:19:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, that sounds like a mistake to me, or a problem, doesn't it? No?
• 2:19:23
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, definitely.
• 2:19:26
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:19:28
  Testecleese: Well…
• 2:19:32
  Testecleese: Could you imagine with the guy who calls 911?
• 2:19:37
  Testecleese: Because something's happening, like, well, we don't like your politics, and we're just not gonna show up.
• 2:19:43
  Brian McFadden: That's… that's…
• 2:19:43
  Testecleese: Oh, this is different, this is the government. Yeah, but if they're willing to make that distinction, what about the next one? How big a step is it to the next one?
• 2:19:54
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:20:01
  Testecleese: And, well, it got violent in Chicago.
• 2:20:07
  Testecleese: I didn't know that violent. Not as violent as Boston got, but that was also different.
• 2:20:15
  Testecleese: There you go, here we go. This is where you talk about Whoopi, right?
• 2:20:19
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:20:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, or Will… I'm sorry, we were talking about Whoopi, I brought it up.
• 2:20:27
  Testecleese: She wants us all to wear, what, round face, Hispanic face, immigrant face?
• 2:20:34
  Brian McFadden: For Halloween.
• 2:20:37
  Testecleese: Wasn't she involved in getting.
• 2:20:41
  Brian McFadden: Blackface?
• 2:20:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, but what's her name?
• 2:20:45
  Testecleese: Oh, the one from Fox News, Megyn Kelly.
• 2:20:50
  Testecleese: Wasn't she involved in getting Megyn Kelly canceled for asking why it's not okay for her daughter to be Martin Luther King Jr. for Halloween?
• 2:21:00
  Brian McFadden: Bro…
• 2:21:02
  Testecleese: Probably, and you.
• 2:21:03
  Brian McFadden: I don't remember.
• 2:21:05
  Testecleese: Well, what's worse is she's definitely the woman who was dating Ted Danson when he did Blackface at some fucking party they went to.
• 2:21:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:21:18
  Testecleese: It's funny when I do it, but you're a fucking asshole, right?
• 2:21:21
  Brian McFadden: Right?
• 2:21:27
  Testecleese: won't be…
• 2:21:31
  Testecleese: Are we ever going to be able to stop bringing up the view on this show?
• 2:21:37
  Brian McFadden: Maybe when they're not canceled.
• 2:21:42
  Testecleese: Well, here's the problem, Brian, is if we cannot stop talking about them, maybe we should put more focus on them.
• 2:21:49
  Brian McFadden: You didn't like it when I did that! We used to have a fucking views segment every week, and I've cut back on that.
• 2:21:58
  Testecleese: I know.
• 2:22:03
  Brian McFadden: Ugh.
• 2:22:04
  Brian McFadden: They just say they're stupid as shit that it's too hard to ignore on a regular basis.
• 2:22:09
  Testecleese: No, that's exactly… it's too hard to ignore. That's what I… I'm doing my damnedest to ignore the dumb shit they say.
• 2:22:20
  Testecleese: I can't ignore it anymore. It's like, no!
• 2:22:23
  Brian McFadden: You literally…
• 2:22:24
  Testecleese: You just didn't light yourself on fire.
• 2:22:27
  Testecleese: No matter what comes after that.
• 2:22:31
  Testecleese: does not justify lighting yourself on fire, you know what I mean?
• 2:22:38
  Testecleese: My God. And Whoopi's like, oh, it's time being a poor black woman. It's like, Whoopi, worth, like, $35 million. You know?
• 2:22:49
  Brian McFadden: Right, yeah, she's not the purple-eyed woman.
• 2:22:52
  Testecleese: Do you know how much money she made off that movie? She did with Bill Cosby? She did a movie with Bill Cosby.
• 2:23:01
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure, didn't she?
• 2:23:03
  Brian McFadden: I don't remember.
• 2:23:07
  Testecleese: I think I'm, combining Ghost Dad and,
• 2:23:13
  Testecleese: What was the first Nunn movie? Sister Act.
• 2:23:17
  Testecleese: My mistake.
• 2:23:18
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:23:21
  Testecleese: Sister Act, what…
• 2:23:24
  Brian McFadden: To the nun.
• 2:23:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, I liked it when I was a kid.
• 2:23:30
  Testecleese: Might still enjoy it. Shit, I got…
• 2:23:34
  Testecleese: Dude, I got children now, and I gotta…
• 2:23:40
  Testecleese: I gotta figure out when they're ready for certain movies. Like, I wanna watch Jaws with my daughter.
• 2:23:46
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:23:47
  Testecleese: But I gotta make sure she's ready to watch Jaws, you know?
• 2:23:53
  Testecleese: That's good.
• 2:23:56
  Testecleese: Which, by the way, took the place, took place off the coast of Massachusetts.
• 2:24:02
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:24:07
  Testecleese: Oh… You don't… I don't…
• 2:24:11
  Testecleese: This one pisses me off so much.
• 2:24:15
  Testecleese: You know, I'm just gonna skip it, because I don't wanna talk about this asshole.
• 2:24:25
  Testecleese: Fucking kid toucher.
• 2:24:27
  Testecleese: That just… it offends me so much.
• 2:24:35
  Testecleese: A fucking professor at a college…
• 2:24:40
  Testecleese: Signed a petition to ban TPUSA.
• 2:24:45
  Brian McFadden: Rutgers University.
• 2:24:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, so what?
• 2:24:49
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:24:52
  Brian McFadden: Is that our show?
• 2:24:53
  Testecleese: Maybe, you know, maybe professors shouldn't be involved?
• 2:24:57
  Testecleese: But… He could be a douchebag too, right?
• 2:25:03
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:25:06
  Testecleese: I mean, you got a whole bunch of douchebags.
• 2:25:11
  Brian McFadden: I mean, we did find out recently that the Nobel Peace Prize did not go to President Trump this year.
• 2:25:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, well…
• 2:25:21
  Testecleese: Here's the thing, is, actually, the timeline to put someone's name in for the Nobel Peace Prize was actually shortly after he took office.
• 2:25:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, January with the reverse.
• 2:25:34
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 2:25:35
  Brian McFadden: Let's see… let's see if he gets in next year. Wanna take a… wanna make a bet?
• 2:25:40
  Testecleese: Oh! Oh, what do you think of that being our gimmick for next year? Is it wanna bet?
• 2:25:48
  Testecleese: Do you like it?
• 2:25:51
  Testecleese: Hey, Warner, Pat!
• 2:25:53
  Brian McFadden: Is that a…
• 2:25:54
  Testecleese: Addiction?
• 2:26:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, you like it, don't you?
• 2:26:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I do.
• 2:26:05
  Testecleese: Alright, maybe we should write that down somewhere before we lose it.
• 2:26:09
  Testecleese: But yeah… Yeah, we'll see. We'll see if he gets the, the nomination next year, but…
• 2:26:20
  Testecleese: He stopped the Palestine… no, yeah, Palestine. Well, okay, Palestine…
• 2:26:25
  Testecleese: Israel conflict, at least put a ceasefire.
• 2:26:29
  Testecleese: He stopped, Pakistan and India, right?
• 2:26:38
  Testecleese: If he gets… how many wars does he need to end? Or does it have to be this war?
• 2:26:47
  Brian McFadden: I think this works.
• 2:26:50
  Testecleese: What's this war? What, Ukraine?
• 2:26:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:26:57
  Testecleese: Where it was just.
• 2:26:58
  Brian McFadden: How are you?
• 2:26:58
  Testecleese: no…
• 2:26:59
  Brian McFadden: I think he should be eligible, and he should get it just for… ending the Gaza… Israel war.
• 2:27:08
  Brian McFadden: But that's been going on for over 2 years, and there's been… there was no headway made in it while Biden was president. As soon as he came in.
• 2:27:18
  Brian McFadden: Shit started happening.
• 2:27:19
  Testecleese: They exploded.
• 2:27:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:27:22
  Testecleese: Before we go off the Nobel Peace Prize, I just wanted to point out that,
• 2:27:28
  Testecleese: The Nobel Peace Prize in Medicine.
• 2:27:32
  Brian McFadden: Was given to someone who didn't show up.
• 2:27:36
  Testecleese: And… and no one can find.
• 2:27:40
  Brian McFadden: That's not good.
• 2:27:42
  Testecleese: Well, no, this is an off-grid person.
• 2:27:48
  Testecleese: Like… I believe it's a woman, but I'm not sure.
• 2:27:53
  Testecleese: Lives by herself in the middle of fucking nowhere, right?
• 2:27:59
  Testecleese: Figured something out, came up with some fucking crazy medicine.
• 2:28:05
  Testecleese: Changed the world, got the Nobel Peace Prize. They're trying to find this person.
• 2:28:10
  Brian McFadden: Does he get paid?
• 2:28:11
  Testecleese: Give them their medal!
• 2:28:13
  Brian McFadden: their money.
• 2:28:14
  Testecleese: Find this person!
• 2:28:16
  Brian McFadden: Because it's not just a medal for the Nobel Peace Prize.
• 2:28:20
  Testecleese: Well, dude, oh, yeah, that's what I remember, the medal, the actual prize itself. I was like, that means a lot.
• 2:28:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:28:27
  Testecleese: Well, like, no, that's… That's… I…
• 2:28:31
  Testecleese: Reminds you that we're still a primitive species.
• 2:28:36
  Testecleese: I can still come up with amazing shit in my backyard.
• 2:28:42
  Testecleese: Right?
• 2:28:43
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:28:46
  Testecleese: But yeah, they already handed out the peace prizes.
• 2:28:50
  Testecleese: This person was not there to get their… their peace prize.
• 2:28:55
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:28:57
  Testecleese: You don't think that's fucking crazy?
• 2:28:59
  Brian McFadden: I think they get, like, a million dollars.
• 2:29:03
  Testecleese: Okay, I'm not even saying that. The fact that…
• 2:29:06
  Testecleese: The fact that they managed to put out something into the world that changed the world to one to get a Nobel Peace Prize.
• 2:29:14
  Testecleese: But the Nobel Peace Prize Committee could not find that.
• 2:29:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand what you're saying.
• 2:29:23
  Brian McFadden: They pissed off some government.
• 2:29:28
  Testecleese: Or got pissed off by their own… yeah, by some government.
• 2:29:35
  Testecleese: Alright, navy had their 250th birthday.
• 2:29:42
  Brian McFadden: Yep, Trump showed up.
• 2:29:44
  Brian McFadden: Secretary of Defense Pete Headshot showed up in Norfolk that day. I did get an invite last minute, and I chose not to go.
• 2:29:54
  Testecleese: Yeah?
• 2:29:56
  Brian McFadden: Because I wanted to watch football instead, and I didn't want to deal with, like, 8 hours of traffic, and 8 hours of Secret Service. I've dealt with Secret Service while I was on active duty for a vice presidential visit. I can only imagine what it'd be like for a presidential visit.
• 2:30:12
  Testecleese: Yeah?
• 2:30:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, I went to the christening of the Nixon.
• 2:30:19
  Brian McFadden: And that was enough security.
• 2:30:22
  Testecleese: You know?
• 2:30:26
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 2:30:28
  Testecleese: I… I… I think I saw the bottle break.
• 2:30:34
  Testecleese: And then, we got up and ran out to beat the traffic out, you know?
• 2:30:42
  Testecleese: That was, like, 45 checkpoints.
• 2:30:45
  Testecleese: Meow?
• 2:30:46
  Brian McFadden: Duh.
• 2:30:48
  Testecleese: I'm… You know, I read this article, like, 5 times. I'm still not sure exactly what it said.
• 2:30:55
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure I knew what it meant before.
• 2:30:58
  Testecleese: I got really drunk and high.
• 2:31:01
  Testecleese: But, once again, France's government is collapsing.
• 2:31:07
  Testecleese: That's what Friends does, right?
• 2:31:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they… there… there's actually, talk now that,
• 2:31:14
  Brian McFadden: The only way to get the government going is for Macron to step down.
• 2:31:23
  Testecleese: Who cares?
• 2:31:24
  Brian McFadden: I don't… I don't even know why you put it in there.
• 2:31:27
  Testecleese: I don't know. I don't…
• 2:31:30
  Testecleese: I don't know why I keep giving a fuck what's going on in France. Maybe it's because the European…
• 2:31:37
  Testecleese: like, Eastern European or whatever.
• 2:31:40
  Testecleese: I say Eastern, Western European, Oh…
• 2:31:47
  Testecleese: Vronsky's making the wrong fucking choices, dude.
• 2:31:53
  Brian McFadden: They get good vacation time.
• 2:31:56
  Testecleese: Yeah?
• 2:31:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they get, like, 6 weeks off every year.
• 2:32:01
  Testecleese: Everybody's in France.
• 2:32:04
  Testecleese: Does anything get done? Oh! No, nothing gets done!
• 2:32:08
  Brian McFadden: Exactly! No, nothing gets done.
• 2:32:14
  Testecleese: Oh, my tummy feels icky. Oh, stay home, we'll pay you anyway.
• 2:32:20
  Testecleese: Why don't we have any money? Because we keep paying people to work.
• 2:32:24
  Testecleese: When they're at home with a tummy ache.
• 2:32:27
  Brian McFadden: Oh, it's too hot in Paris. I'm going to take 3 weeks off, because I don't have air conditioning.
• 2:32:38
  Testecleese: That's your fault, not mine!
• 2:32:41
  Brian McFadden: Most European countries don't… aren't big on air conditioning. I think that's our shit.
• 2:32:46
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 2:32:48
  Testecleese: I thought you wanted to talk with the pair guys. Oh, you don't even want to go into Greta?
• 2:32:53
  Brian McFadden: Sure, throw some grit out there.
• 2:33:00
  Testecleese: Well, she made a big deal about showing her,
• 2:33:07
  Testecleese: or injured Palestinians, and they turned out to be in pictures of.
• 2:33:14
  Brian McFadden: an Israeli hostage who Hamas has been starving.
• 2:33:20
  Brian McFadden: And then she deleted that post after,
• 2:33:24
  Brian McFadden: I have to get in Boston.
• 2:33:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, people are still doing this, oh my god, it's just…
• 2:33:31
  Brian McFadden: I don't know why Greta has so much power that she has, you know, why people care so much about her.
• 2:33:38
  Brian McFadden: She has never actually done anything in life. She's never actually stood for anything in life. Everything she's ever said she stood for is a fucking lie.
• 2:33:50
  Testecleese: It's cause she's a kid… she was a kid when she did it, that's why.
• 2:33:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but I mean, she… whatever.
• 2:33:58
  Brian McFadden: I don't…
• 2:33:58
  Testecleese: We're still talking about her.
• 2:34:01
  Brian McFadden: Because she's a fucking fuck-up.
• 2:34:09
  Testecleese: Bucky shoes, somewhat. She was 8, 17, I think?
• 2:34:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's still a kid.
• 2:34:16
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing. I brought this up the time when she did the first time.
• 2:34:22
  Testecleese: She crossed the ocean.
• 2:34:24
  Brian McFadden: And I was like, your cup and footprint is bigger than you think it is.
• 2:34:28
  Testecleese: That any.
• 2:34:29
  Brian McFadden: You're gonna sell those.
• 2:34:31
  Testecleese: There goes she was on a sailboat.
• 2:34:34
  Testecleese: But first of all, it's made of, carbon fiber.
• 2:34:38
  Testecleese: So right there's carbon, right?
• 2:34:41
  Testecleese: And then, where did all these fucking camera angles coming from of her and her sailboat?
• 2:34:47
  Brian McFadden: She put up selfies everywhere.
• 2:34:49
  Testecleese: No, no, she had, like, 4 boats around her.
• 2:34:52
  Testecleese: I'm not kidding you.
• 2:34:54
  Brian McFadden: Let me go ahead.
• 2:34:55
  Testecleese: board engines.
• 2:34:57
  Testecleese: In case you needed help.
• 2:35:01
  Testecleese: Like… and just like there's… To Gaza and shit.
• 2:35:07
  Testecleese: She burned way more fuel than she needed to.
• 2:35:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:35:12
  Testecleese: How dare you?
• 2:35:14
  Testecleese: Oh, dare you!
• 2:35:16
  Brian McFadden: And there were no supplies on her boat to give to the Gaza people.
• 2:35:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, what are you bringing? These guns?
• 2:35:26
  Brian McFadden: And, and a camera to take video.
• 2:35:32
  Testecleese: Oh my god. Alright.
• 2:35:37
  Testecleese: Oh, Jesus Christ, Brian!
• 2:35:40
  Brian McFadden: Wow.
• 2:35:44
  Testecleese: I'm not sharing.
• 2:35:47
  Brian McFadden: I don't know why.
• 2:35:49
  Testecleese: Cause you shit.
• 2:35:50
  Brian McFadden: You're back now.
• 2:35:55
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Good luck.
• 2:35:56
  Brian McFadden: I think that they're shit! Well.
• 2:36:00
  Testecleese: Fair enough.
• 2:36:04
  Testecleese: Hey, if you're still listening at this point.
• 2:36:06
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• 2:36:11
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• 2:36:12
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• 2:36:13
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