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Save the Turtle · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_03: So this is something.
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  SPEAKER_03: I want you to listen to this.
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  SPEAKER_03: Do you ever see uh this almost sounds like I'm gonna start telling a joke?
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  SPEAKER_03: You ever see a turtle crossing the road?
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  SPEAKER_04: No, I haven't.
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  SPEAKER_04: So there was a chicken over by Duncan.
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  SPEAKER_03: Actually, this is where where were you?
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  SPEAKER_03: Did you see that picture?
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  SPEAKER_03: I I no, I remember you telling me the story and they weren't sure.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is the Duncan right up the road here from us.
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  SPEAKER_03: And we weren't sure if it came from one of the houses across the street.
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  SPEAKER_03: It did.
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  SPEAKER_03: It was a neighbor.
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  SPEAKER_03: I thought it was people behind them because it was sort of foliage behind the drive-thru.
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  SPEAKER_04: Um I thought it was across because the the chicken literally crossed the road.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay, then that's what it was.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but um there it is.
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  SPEAKER_03: Um but anyway, this woman recently uh got a ticket for saving a turtle.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_00: So I pull over, I put my hazard lights on, my daughters get out, they grab the turtle and they hurry up and put it on the side of the road.
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  SPEAKER_00: I go to drive, and literally, where I showed y'all, that's where the police officer was sitting, he turned around and pulled me over.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_00: I'm thinking, oh, he's gonna like congratulate us, say, oh, you know, thanks for getting the turtle, something along those lines.
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  SPEAKER_00: But no, that's not what I got.
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  SPEAKER_00: License and what's the year of your Jeep?
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  SPEAKER_00: So I had asked him, I'm like, what am I being pulled over for?
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  SPEAKER_00: I I just need your license, and and that's all I need in the year of your Jeep.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then he came back up, gave me the ticket.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um, he was saying I was impeding traffic, although there was no traffic coming from either way.
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  SPEAKER_00: He was sitting there watching.
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  SPEAKER_04: Then why didn't he get out and help as far as, hey, let me throw on the lights so we can get this turtle on the side of the road.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_03: Sounds to me like he was having a bad day.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_03: Sounds like to me like she explains that to the judge, she might be alright.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_04: Sounds to me like he's trying to fill some quota or something.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, there is a little there are some questions.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_04: If there's no traffic and you see somebody in the road, you're just setting them up for a ticket?
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_04: No.
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  SPEAKER_04: Go over and be like, ma'am, um, do you know here's a here's a way you can do it?
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_03: She saw the kids, he saw the kids doing it too.
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  SPEAKER_03: Like they this was not, you know, you weren't doing a Chinese fire drill.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Which we can't call it that anymore, but you know.
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  SPEAKER_04: Also, why why didn't he say, especially when you see kids, let me help you in this situation?
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_03: I don't have that answer.
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  SPEAKER_04: I hate when somebody's trying to they're trying to catch me in something that I don't know I'm doing wrong.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Maybe he was just parked in a spot where he was like, well, nobody's coming and speeding, so I gotta give somebody something.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_04: That just pisses me up.
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  SPEAKER_03: Supervisor's gonna just not give me any uh props for today.
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  SPEAKER_03: Then I'm gonna come over here.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_03: We are very lucky right now.
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  SPEAKER_03: We are having a gorgeous stretch.
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  SPEAKER_03: Not real humid, not real hot.
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  SPEAKER_04: I mean, we should say it was chilly actually at the fireworks.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_03: We went through the heat.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the the evenings have been cool.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is not gonna last.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know we're getting warm again.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's coming.
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  SPEAKER_03: We went through the heat dome.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's in everybody's memory how staggeringly hot that was.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, right now, there are parts of the country that are still going through that.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_03: It just hasn't made its way back here yet, like this poor woman right here.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, how are you?
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  SPEAKER_02: Sweaty! Sweaty! Any point that you ask me how I'm doing, what I'm doing, where I'm doing it, I'm sweaty.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm sweaty, I'm sweaty, I'm sweaty.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm so tired of being sweaty.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm post-part I'm in a sweaty! I got swoops, swass, swarm pit, sweat, I'm sweaty!
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  SPEAKER_03: How are you doing?
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  SPEAKER_03: That's all.
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  SPEAKER_04: Did she say swoops?
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  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, sweaty.
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  SPEAKER_04: Swoobs.
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  SPEAKER_04: I am totally stealing that.
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  SPEAKER_04: You're stealing swoops?
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  SPEAKER_04: Swoobs and swass.
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  SPEAKER_03: So when you get a real hot day and uh and you know things are not going right under the shirt, it's a swoop.
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  SPEAKER_04: Swoops, swoops, or under the undercarriage, the swass.
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  SPEAKER_04: The swass.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_01: It's summertime and there's a little problem you should know.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's reeky, stinky, sweaty people, all with bad BO.
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  SPEAKER_01: So please respect your neighbor when the Thames are rising quick.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_01: And do not leave your home without a spare deodorant stick.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_03: There you go.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but it always melts in your car.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_04: Do you notice this?
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_03: No, I don't carry deodorant with me.
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  SPEAKER_03: I always apply.
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  SPEAKER_04: I used to, of course I apply, but I used to always carry it in my gym bag, and I don't do that anymore because in this weather, nothing's surviving.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's a bunch of bowl of cream at this point instead of deodorant.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you you go to open it, it falls on the ground.
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  SPEAKER_03: You do.
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  SPEAKER_04: You go to open it, it falls on the ground, you're like, uh, okay, I guess we'll do this.
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  SPEAKER_04: Then you say a prayer.