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Beard Laws Episode 44 - Interview With Mr. Hamilton · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: What's up, ladies and gentlemen. We're live and we're a
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  Speaker 1: little bit fashionably late because we're allowed to do that.
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  Speaker 1: Is it time? It is time. I'm Sarah seventy eight.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome everybody. This is Beard Laws Episode forty four, the
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  Speaker 1: forty fourth time that we've done this. Some of you guys,
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  Speaker 1: it's your first time. Some of you guys might be
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  Speaker 1: your second. And if anybody's been here all forty four times,
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  Speaker 1: please let us.
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  Speaker 2: Know in the comments. And uh yeah, we have.
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  Speaker 1: Another amazing episode lined up for this. What we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do is we're gonna hit you guys with a quick
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  Speaker 1: little intro, talk about it, and then we're gonna bring
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  Speaker 1: in the reason that you're probably here to see Logan. Sure, No,
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  Speaker 1: let's be honest. You guys are here to see mister Hamilton.
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  Speaker 1: So let's run the intro and then we're gonna get
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  Speaker 1: into this pretty exciting episode. All right, you guys ready,
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  Speaker 1: I'm ready, I'm ready.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go. I haven't been more ready all day.
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  Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, Okay, let's do it.
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  Speaker 4: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 1: Beard Law number forty four. It's okay to stare at
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  Speaker 1: your beard, you in the mirror, you manly bastard.
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  Speaker 2: You earned it.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome everybody that's just tuning in. This is Beard Lost,
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  Speaker 1: episode number forty four. We have an amazing guest that's backstage. Logan.
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  Speaker 1: You were in charge of the backstage stuff. Did you
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  Speaker 1: take care of it again?
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  Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah yeah yeah, fluffers are here.
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  Speaker 5: Everything is good. The sound barrier is behind. We can't
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  Speaker 5: hear a thing.
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  Speaker 3: It's great.
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  Speaker 1: We have one of those mirrors though, so we can see.
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  Speaker 2: We can see it even though you can't see us.
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  Speaker 2: So I mean, what you do back there, mister Hamilton,
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  Speaker 2: no judge?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very interesting.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: No judgment at a whole bunch of textbook staff.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So, like we said, mister Hamilton is tonight's guest. You
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  Speaker 1: can see Logan's over here at his unnamed new desk
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  Speaker 1: with a new mic, so he has he has all
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  Speaker 1: rights to be able to talk, and he does he
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  Speaker 1: sound good?
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  Speaker 2: Let us know in the chat if he sounds.
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  Speaker 1: Good and is who everybody knows it's Iron Sanctuary.
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  Speaker 2: What's on? I'm having terrible time with my lighting right
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  Speaker 2: now and it's bugging me. So it's okay.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we'll just continue to talk and we'll get through this.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna get through this together and welcome everybody on
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  Speaker 1: the Beard Laws Facebook page, the Talking Beard's Network on
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  Speaker 1: their Facebook or the Yeah their Facebook page, Beard Laws
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  Speaker 1: YouTube What's Up, and for the first time ever, the
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  Speaker 1: original Iron Sanctuary YouTube Welcome everybody. So about ten minutes
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  Speaker 1: or maybe fifteen minutes, what we're going to do is
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  Speaker 1: everybody that's on the original Iron Sanctuary YouTube page, we
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  Speaker 1: are going to actually shut that down. Once we get
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  Speaker 1: into the interview a little bit. You can continue to
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  Speaker 1: watch it heading over to the beard Laws YouTube page.
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  Speaker 1: The link is in the description in this video, and
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  Speaker 1: we're going to do a little a little scrolling thing,
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  Speaker 1: but it's just YouTube dot com slash beard Laws. It's
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  Speaker 1: pretty easy. If you guys made it here already, you're
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  Speaker 1: going to be.
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  Speaker 2: Able to figure it out.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know if you guys are ready or
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  Speaker 1: when you When you guys get get to your lighting
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  Speaker 1: figured out and everything, we can do the intro and
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  Speaker 1: get into this interview because mister Hamil has been working
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  Speaker 1: really hard, looks great, lost a lot of weight, and
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  Speaker 1: I don't want him to get too into the snacks
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  Speaker 1: because sometimes Logan puts a lot of this. There's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of out there, and I don't want you to
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  Speaker 1: be timped back there, mister Hamilton. But if if if
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  Speaker 1: he puts something out there that you you.
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  Speaker 2: Don't like, then blame him. Please. Yeah, that's that's.
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  Speaker 3: In my defense.
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  Speaker 2: They're veggies, they're veggies. I'm a health person. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Anyways, so let's hit you guys with the quick interview
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  Speaker 1: h intro and then we're gonna get into this.
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  Speaker 2: I'm excited. Let's do it this.
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  Speaker 1: As we already mentioned, tonight's guest is mister Hamilton, So
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  Speaker 1: let's do the intro. This is my this is one
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  Speaker 1: of my favorite parts. He's a man who invented the
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  Speaker 1: twenty first rule of fight club. No peanut butter products
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  Speaker 1: in fight club. A man who loves Guy Ferrari, So Guy,
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  Speaker 1: if you're watching, hit him up and hang out with
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  Speaker 1: him soon. A man who isn't afraid to get up
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  Speaker 1: and dance with his students and actually shows them up.
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  Speaker 1: A man who has my vote, his greatest teacher ever,
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  Speaker 1: even better than Dewey Finn. A man who occasionally has
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  Speaker 1: a craving for a whole lot of popcorn. A man
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  Speaker 1: who has a voice of an angel kind of like
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  Speaker 1: Robbie Hart. A man who's superhero name is egg Boy.
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  Speaker 1: A man who loves lunchables more than any adult I know.
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  Speaker 1: A man who messes up important photos on purpose. A
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  Speaker 1: man who can destroy the Soda Chug Challenge and so
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  Speaker 1: loud it actually registers on the Richter scale. A man
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  Speaker 1: who's the CEO of Classroom Shenanigan's. A man who is
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  Speaker 1: smarter than the police, so he says. A man who
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  Speaker 1: went to the University of Central Florida, so we all
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  Speaker 1: know he can't park. A man who loves pizza roles
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  Speaker 1: more than anyone I've ever seen, and actually sings and
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  Speaker 1: dances with them. A man who wants his own song
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  Speaker 1: Bacon and Pancakes played at his funeral. A man who
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  Speaker 1: gets so excited for the ice cream truck he'll actually
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  Speaker 1: run out in justice bathrobe. Say hi to random kids
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  Speaker 1: and children and mothers. A man that can do the
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  Speaker 1: theme song by request any of them by smashing his mouth.
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  Speaker 1: No wonder where smash mouth got their name from. The
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  Speaker 1: TikTok King of voice impressions, the King of green screen,
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  Speaker 1: the King of the pov, the King of the reply
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  Speaker 1: to common feature a man. I'm probably called my beard
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  Speaker 1: to brother, the one, the only mister Hamilton.
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  Speaker 2: This is crazy, isn't this insane?
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  Speaker 6: I was reading dianetex. I'm so sorry. Don't you love scientology?
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  Speaker 6: It's insane that there was a lot of truth in it.
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  Speaker 6: You did a deep dive, you did.
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  Speaker 2: He spends he spends his time doing research. For sure,
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  Speaker 2: that was evan day's worth of research. But we did it.
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  Speaker 7: Sarah, Hello, how are you so?
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  Speaker 1: First off, thank you very much and congratulations not only
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  Speaker 1: on the weight loss adventure that you've been on, but
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  Speaker 1: joining the three million club. What what an exciting feat?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's amazing.
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  Speaker 7: It makes me itch, you're gonna you're gonna pass me.
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  Speaker 7: You're gonna pass me here pretty soon.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think that's true. I don't think that's a
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  Speaker 6: straight up lie.
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  Speaker 7: I can't dance like you. I tried to adding your
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  Speaker 7: video of the dance. It looks terrible. It's it's it's garbage.
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  Speaker 6: I thought that it was easy, but seeing people's duets
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  Speaker 6: of that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's a it's a whole different ballgame.
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  Speaker 6: It's surprising how rhythm is not hereditary. Some people do
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  Speaker 6: not not at.
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  Speaker 2: All not at all.
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  Speaker 1: So one question that I kind of start everybody off
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  Speaker 1: with because every single person kind of has a different answer,
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  Speaker 1: and eventually we're gonna do a collab of all of
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  Speaker 1: the the answers to this is what got you into TikTok?
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  Speaker 6: Oh quarantine, Oh, quarantine. I have a very unique situation
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  Speaker 6: where I had started tiktoking. I mean, I made an
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  Speaker 6: account in September just to lurk and essentially you it
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  Speaker 6: as a tool for my Level one TV production class.
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  Speaker 6: Because they were using TikTok so much in class anyway,
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  Speaker 6: why not use it to make their video projects? Then
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  Speaker 6: quarantine hits. We've already learned everything we need to know
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  Speaker 6: for the actual exam, and I wasn't gonna fail anybody.
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  Speaker 6: I wasn't gonna make it hard. I was just drop
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  Speaker 6: boxing on a new movie every week that they could watch.
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  Speaker 6: So I was gonna end up in the paper for
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  Speaker 6: killing somebody if I didn't find an outlet. So I
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  Speaker 6: just started making TikTok videos real aggressively, and that's all
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  Speaker 6: she wrote.
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  Speaker 2: I like that description. Aggressively makes tiktoks.
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  Speaker 6: I do post very aggressively.
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  Speaker 2: You post a lot. I've realized that you.
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  Speaker 7: That's the one thing that I've found that has been
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  Speaker 7: extremely beneficial that a lot of people don't jump on.
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  Speaker 7: And I think part of it comes down to, like you,
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  Speaker 7: you have this the same kind of mindset that I do.
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  Speaker 7: If like everything is content, so you just even if
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  Speaker 7: it doesn't go viral, you still post it anyway because
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  Speaker 7: that you think it's funny. And enough people think it's
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  Speaker 7: funny that now you have three million followers, and how
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  Speaker 7: like and how long of a span did it takes
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  Speaker 7: for you to get.
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  Speaker 6: That oh wow? That the story of the actual incline
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  Speaker 6: is really insane but interesting to me. April April, I
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  Speaker 6: don't exactly know the date in April. I know the
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  Speaker 6: exact date where everything changed. April I had a video
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  Speaker 6: blow up where I dressed up as Patrick Starr. Some
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  Speaker 6: of the OG people might remember that. Yeah, I had
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  Speaker 6: the shorts, I had the shirt, and I riffed on
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  Speaker 6: Megan the Stallion Savage. I said classic bougie Patrick, which
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  Speaker 6: is real clever. And then I danced in front of
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  Speaker 6: the camera and I saw what I looked like in
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  Speaker 6: the camera and I lost my mind. I could not
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  Speaker 6: believe that I was this age doing this act. At
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  Speaker 6: this time, and then that got like five hundred thousand views,
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  Speaker 6: and I was like, all right, cool, that's my claim
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  Speaker 6: to fame. I'm the Patrick guy. Yeah. Then May fourteenth
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  Speaker 6: was the Hey there Delilah remix. And then I had
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  Speaker 6: four videos in the span of eight days past a
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  Speaker 6: million views, and I was like, this is where things
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  Speaker 6: are changed. I had less than thirty thousand followers on
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  Speaker 6: May fourteenth.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then you went from the fourteenth to like middle
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  Speaker 1: of June, you were at like four hundred thousand. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then you have four hundred to three million, like
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  Speaker 1: within a couple of months.
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  Speaker 2: Yea.
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  Speaker 6: Lizzough was the big I gained once one hundred thousand
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  Speaker 6: followers that day.
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  Speaker 2: That, Liz insane.
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  Speaker 7: That's insane. Remember when you remember when you had to
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  Speaker 7: turn your notifications off? Yeah, on everything, Like you have
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  Speaker 7: to turn them off on Instagram and TikTok and any
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  Speaker 7: other social media platform that you have immediately.
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  Speaker 2: You just turn it off because it breaks your phone
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  Speaker 2: if you don't.
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  Speaker 6: This has been a wild experience for me, specifically because
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  Speaker 6: I teach briefly, I'd go over like the history of
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  Speaker 6: content creation, like as we know it now, like on
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  Speaker 6: the Internet, I go through like Albino black Sheep and
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  Speaker 6: Vine and youtubeep like now now I'm a part of it.
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  Speaker 6: That's weird. That's weird.
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  Speaker 1: So early I'm kind of like some of your hashtags
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  Speaker 1: and stuff. You were doing skits and you were using
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  Speaker 1: a lot of hashtags that said pooping, hashtag pooping and
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  Speaker 1: hashtag teacher and like a ton of videos. Do you
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  Speaker 1: have any funny poop stories or kind of what happens
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  Speaker 1: when you're a teacher and you really have to poop,
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  Speaker 1: Like that's gotta be an issue. I mean, granted, you're
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  Speaker 1: you're dealing with the older kids, so they should be
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  Speaker 1: able to maybe you know, you know, be okay for
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  Speaker 1: a little bit, but that's got to happen, right.
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  Speaker 6: I'm really about to expose myself here, all right, But.
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  Speaker 2: This is a good one. This is a good one.
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  Speaker 2: I can't question that's a good question.
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  Speaker 6: I don't have any like school poop stories. But it's
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  Speaker 6: weird that you say I only put the hashtag because
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  Speaker 6: I thought it was like, hah, pooping, but I knew
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  Speaker 6: it was exactly like it was exactly like that that
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  Speaker 6: I I I ship my pants every year, like I
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  Speaker 6: don't know why. It's like a curse.
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  Speaker 2: And walk away.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know when it's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 2: From my explanation, when you when you say you ship
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  Speaker 2: your pants.
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  Speaker 6: Every year, is it like it's like once a year
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  Speaker 6: without fail? But I don't know when.
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  Speaker 2: And what in what sense?
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  Speaker 7: Because the other day I ate a shitload of taco
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  Speaker 7: bell and I farted, but it wasn't just a fart.
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  Speaker 7: It was like crack a little bit. But I didn't
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  Speaker 7: like ship my pants. It was just like, oh, I
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  Speaker 7: gotta go shower now, so are you talking? Are you
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  Speaker 7: talking that or just straight log in your pants.
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  Speaker 6: I'm like full, like you like in public. If you
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  Speaker 6: do that, it's not good.
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  Speaker 3: You can't sit down after.
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  Speaker 6: No, no, no. The worst one I ever had was
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  Speaker 6: where it happened at a gas station when I was like
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  Speaker 6: sixteen and I hadn't this is the worst. I hadn't
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  Speaker 6: used the bathroom, I hadn't gone for like three days.
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  Speaker 6: I was sick. And then I was driving home from
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  Speaker 6: some like family get together. I had just gotten the car,
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  Speaker 6: so I was like, I'm gonna drive everywhere, which proved
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  Speaker 6: to be fatal, a fatal mistake for me. That day
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  Speaker 6: because I'm driving home and my body was like, you're
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  Speaker 6: gonna poop right now, and I was like, okay, cool, great,
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  Speaker 6: I got poop sweats. And I pulled over to a
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  Speaker 6: gas station, a filthy gas station, and I grabbed the
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  Speaker 6: key that was on the muffler or whatever that the
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  Speaker 6: guy had, and as soon as the key to the
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  Speaker 6: bathroom touched my hand, it all just happened so close.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't just I didn't just poop my pants. I
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  Speaker 6: shat my socks. Oh that was that bad?
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  Speaker 2: Wow? Yep, that been there, I think right.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know about the the socks thing, but I
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  Speaker 7: did a lot of drugs for a long time. I
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  Speaker 7: have shipped my pants way more times than I can count. Jesus,
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  Speaker 7: at least it's only once a year.
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  Speaker 2: So have you done it? Yeah? This year is still like.
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  Speaker 6: No, it's still up in the air.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't COVID nineteens just messing with you now.
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  Speaker 6: I know. I'm more worried about the poop curse than COVID. Honestly,
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  Speaker 6: that's a that's a wicked curse.
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  Speaker 1: Does anybody else in the chat have the same kind
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  Speaker 1: of curse? Because we'd like to hear about it or
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  Speaker 1: if you have the ability to reverse the curse, it's
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  Speaker 1: probably something you'd want to get rid.
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  Speaker 6: Of, right, you have to like sacrifice a chicken or something. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: Poop Stories with mister Hamilton is going to be my
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  Speaker 6: podcast name.
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  Speaker 2: I would I would watch. I would literally wash the
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  Speaker 2: ship out of that. Yeah, I mean so, mister Hamilton.
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  Speaker 1: If you are ever wondering on the Talking Beards Network,
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  Speaker 1: we have an f at Friday and every once in
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  Speaker 1: a while we do episodes called Talking Poop. You're more
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  Speaker 1: than welcome to come on any episode. I know Iron
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  Speaker 1: Sanctuary is going to make a visit sometime. Maybe we'll
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  Speaker 1: let you know when when episode two or three seppened.
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  Speaker 6: Right, I would love.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good question right there.
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  Speaker 6: I wonder if your kids think of you differently now
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  Speaker 6: that you're big on TikTok. I don't know yet, but
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  Speaker 6: I was gonna say it happened in COVID. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 6: have no my mainstay kids because I have kids that
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  Speaker 6: I teach multiple years. Like I have them your one year,
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  Speaker 6: two year, three, and you'r four. My kids that I've
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  Speaker 6: had for multiple years, they're like, this is neat good
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  Speaker 6: for you. But the kids that are just having me
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  Speaker 6: this year. I I don't know what's going to happen something,
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  Speaker 6: but they come back the thirty first, so.
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  Speaker 2: August, Yep, that's that's happening.
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  Speaker 6: Yep in Florida. No less, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 7: I have not been paying Honestly, I have paid zero
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  Speaker 7: attention since since we like got a towards the end
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  Speaker 7: of the third trimester. I have paid attention to absolutely
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  Speaker 7: nothing else other than what is going on in my
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  Speaker 7: own life.
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  Speaker 2: Like I didn't. There's a lot of stuff.
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  Speaker 7: Going on in the world, like with I mean COVID,
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  Speaker 7: and then like even on TikTok, like I just found
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  Speaker 7: out something happened with some kid and there's mom or
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  Speaker 7: something like that, and everyone's sharing about it and they're like,
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  Speaker 7: how come the big creators haven't said anything. I'm like,
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  Speaker 7: what they I don't know. They're like, well, having the
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  Speaker 7: big creators said anything about this? That's always what it
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  Speaker 7: comes down to, is like, why haven't the big creators
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  Speaker 7: said anything about this?
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  Speaker 2: Probably because we don't.
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  Speaker 7: We don't know, honestly, Like that's ten times nine times
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  Speaker 7: out of ten, I don't watch.
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  Speaker 2: The for you page, so like, oh do you hear this?
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  Speaker 2: You see this?
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  Speaker 1: No, I rewatched.
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  Speaker 2: I rewatched my own content more than I watch anyone else.
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  Speaker 2: That's fair, it's.
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  Speaker 6: Good for the I'm not the only one that does that.
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  Speaker 2: It's always it's bad.
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  Speaker 5: So Rebecca has has something to say, and I think
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  Speaker 5: this is pretty cool.
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  Speaker 6: Terrified to make any content because I'm overweight. I was
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  Speaker 6: a fat shit when I started making content. Don't who
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  Speaker 6: cares exactly?
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  Speaker 2: Here's yeah, I was. I struggled with weight too.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not like I mean like during COVID I put
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  Speaker 7: I was up to like two hundred and fifty pounds.
• 16:10
  Speaker 7: I just lost like thirty pounds in order to get
• 16:12
  Speaker 7: back to like, okay, comfortable weight.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: But here's what I have to say.
• 16:16
  Speaker 7: If someone's got an issue with your weight on a video,
• 16:20
  Speaker 7: the only thing that I can say is that that
• 16:24
  Speaker 7: person commenting on the video is helping your video do better,
• 16:27
  Speaker 7: so they're yeah, it's it's shitty.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: People are assholes.
• 16:30
  Speaker 7: One thing that I've done is I post a video,
• 16:33
  Speaker 7: I will only read the comments for the first ten minutes.
• 16:36
  Speaker 7: After ten minutes, it's on the for you page or
• 16:40
  Speaker 7: it's being shown to people that don't follow me.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: The people that follow me are usually nice.
• 16:44
  Speaker 7: The people that don't follow me are not nice, So
• 16:46
  Speaker 7: I just don't read them, and I just think everyone
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: thinks I'm amazing and it's worked out pretty.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Well so far.
• 16:54
  Speaker 7: Do that.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: So many teachers that I know, they don't get on
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: TikTok because they don't want their students to see and
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, they kind of see it
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: as embarrassing because it's like, well, I don't want to
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: do you know that because my teachers so is there
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: you know, what's your response to that or any advice
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: to these teachers that really want to TikTok.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: No, you don't have to leave. He's just like, no,
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: I'm done. I'm done with this. I'm done.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Well, you know what we're gonna do while we get
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: him back? And here there's a there's a couple of
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: technical difficulties going on. What we're gonna do is we
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: are actually anybody that is watching, I think it's a
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: good time to do it, right, anybody that is watching,
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: We are going to switch over from the original Iron
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Sanctuary YouTube page and it's gonna be just on the
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Beard Laws page. So anybody that is over there right now,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: simply go to the Beard Laws YouTube page. YouTube you
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: want to link you want, We're gonna.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: I was gonna.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put the link in the chat YouTube dot
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: com slash beard Laws, So it's gonna post right in here,
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: simply guys just heading over to there on the YouTube page.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: We're gonna run a quick ad and it's gonna be magic.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: When we come back.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Mister Hamilton's gonna come back and answer that question if
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: he remembers, because I already forgot what I asked. So
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: we're gonna run a quick little ad from a Lone
• 18:07
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  Speaker 1: the finest quality. Their mission is to provide an all
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  Speaker 1: around awesome experience for their customers. And we're back.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Look at that.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: I told you was magical. We just did a thing
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: and mister Hamilton was back. Isn't that crazy that I
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: wish that Flamingo would stop messing with your wireless It's unbelievable.
• 18:49
  Speaker 6: I can't believe she does.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Well, wow, are we still gonna be on Twitch? Yes,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: we're still on everything. The only thing that we did
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: is we switched from the Iron Sanctuary YouTube over to
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: the Beard Laws. So what I'd asked you before is
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: kind of the teachers you know that are scared to
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: be on TikTok. I didn't know if you had any advice.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: And you know, there are a lot of people that
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: do want to TikTok, but they're just too afraid to
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: have their students find what they're doing.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: I guess right.
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: I went into TikTok initially, what I noticed with all
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: the other tiktoking teachers was that the one and I
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: I hate to call out a bunch of people, but
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: a lot of people are in this category. It's just
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: every single video over and over is look at how
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: I'm a teacher. Look at how it's crazy being a teacher.
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: Students be like teachers, be like ha ha ha. And
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: I'm not just a teacher. I'm a that's only a
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: little tiny piece of me. I'm Casey Hamilton, and mister
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: Hamilton is just a tiny part of me. So I
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: went into it trying to be myself and not just
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: a teacher, and I think that's what benefited me.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: So yeah, because you're you're.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: A teacher, you know roughly forty hours a week, you
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, and you yourself way more than that.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: I was gonna do the math on the week, but
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: I just math that just flows with me. Logan was
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: trying real quick, but he was watching the pirates pop
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: out and.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah in the math. No, I mean yes, but no,
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: not no math. It's like you're saying, like flamengos don't
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: just show up at your house. You gotta pay for them.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: It's a job.
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: Yes, it's a great job. It's a very important job.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: But you breathe.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: The same air, you bleed the same blood. You're human.
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: I think I think one thing that people kind of
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: get stuck on, and I think that's why they some
• 20:27
  Speaker 7: people don't grow as much or as fast, is that
• 20:32
  Speaker 7: someone finds their niche. Like like you said, with the teachers,
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: they're like, look at me, how I'm a teacher?
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Like that's all they do, over and over and over again.
• 20:40
  Speaker 7: It's like, okay, cool, you have your your set followers
• 20:43
  Speaker 7: that will follow you because you're a teacher, but you're
• 20:47
  Speaker 7: not going to extend your reach to anyone other than
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: just that small niche of people and everyone like with
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: with YouTube. With YouTube, everyone's like you need to have
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: a niche, which makes sense for YouTube because it's long
• 20:59
  Speaker 7: form content. It's a lot harder to change niches on
• 21:05
  Speaker 7: YouTube because you're you're changing not just a ten second video,
• 21:10
  Speaker 7: you're changing a you know, potentially ten fifteen minute like video,
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: whereas with TikTok it's thirty seconds, fifteen seconds like it's
• 21:20
  Speaker 7: it's really really easy to just change.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Things and be seen by other people. And you've done.
• 21:26
  Speaker 7: I've been following your blow up and it's been amazing
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: because I the last time I checked, you were at
• 21:34
  Speaker 7: like one point six million or something like that. When
• 21:37
  Speaker 7: I was commenting on those videos of you saying we
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: were imitating people, right, and I was like, imitate Iron Sanctuary.
• 21:44
  Speaker 7: I think you had like one point two or one
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: point three or so. I don't even think you had
• 21:48
  Speaker 7: hit a million yet. I don't think that was just
• 21:51
  Speaker 7: that was literally just I don't know, probably about a
• 21:54
  Speaker 7: month ago.
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: Maybe if that I hit two million on July eighteenth,
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: my birthday. That was on the road trip. Okay, that
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: road trip was insane. That's what showed me that this
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: TikTok stuff has. But that's what kind of showed me
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: that I might not be a teacher for much longer.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's not crazy, isn't that? You say it joking?
• 22:18
  Speaker 7: I said it jokingly back in December when the beard
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: the beard off thing was going on, I was like,
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: I joked to my dad. I was like, what if
• 22:25
  Speaker 7: I just did this full time? And now look it's like, yeah,
• 22:27
  Speaker 7: now I do a full time That's what I'm That
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: is what I'm trying to do. I've always been at
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: my best when I'm entertaining.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: You know, it's fun. It's so much fun to do.
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: The road trip was in The road trip started as
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: oh Man, the road trip had a weird inception because
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: it initially the whole reason, the one and only reason,
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: the true reason to go on the road trip was
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: to meet a woman. Yeah, it was just story starts
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: to see a chick in Colorado. But then two days
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: before I was supposed to go, I found out that
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: I got catfished, and I already had like the gofund
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: money that cleared and everything, so I just had this.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Make for a great movie someday, though it changed. Have
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: you made I don't. I didn't. Did you make a
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: video about the everything that happened?
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: Not yet. I'm gonna have to like retell it. I
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: didn't do as much filming with the regular cameras I
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: should have. I just did it with my phone because
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: it was just really impromptu. We were actually thinking. I
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: was talking with a bunch of other TikTokers and y'all
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: need to get on this too. If they are talking
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: about blocking travel until twenty twenty one, are restricting travel,
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: we want to get a bunch of tour buses and
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: loaded up with TikTokers and do a trip like that,
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: but with a bunch of us.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Wait in twenty twenty one or before.
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: As soon as we can, you know, when it's saved.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: I would have been in.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Some states, it'll have to be twenty twenty one.
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I would have been one, one hundred percent down.
• 24:02
  Speaker 7: But daughter's going to be born in the next uh someone.
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: Well, whatever you can.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: That's why that.
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: Whole thing with having everyone come out like We got
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: a lot of backlash from that, and that that idea,
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: you're probably going to get some backlash from it as well.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: I think he frozen.
• 24:19
  Speaker 7: Oh no, you're just but the the big thing that
• 24:24
  Speaker 7: you need to that would be smart, and I think
• 24:27
  Speaker 7: you guys are already probably talking about it is making
• 24:29
  Speaker 7: sure that everyone is tested prior to the start of it,
• 24:33
  Speaker 7: because that's kind of how we did everything. Everyone got
• 24:35
  Speaker 7: tested before they came out, made sure that no one,
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: like one person had a cough three days before they
• 24:42
  Speaker 7: came out, and they went and got tested, and they
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: changed their flight to make sure their test came back negative.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Before they came out. So like safety to get.
• 24:50
  Speaker 6: Tested before I left, and I was negative. I tested
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: when I got I got tested when I came back,
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: and I was negative again by some divine miracles. So
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: that's great. But yes, yes, I don't think that we
• 25:04
  Speaker 6: would try to do something like that until it was
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: much until COVID was almost like done.
• 25:10
  Speaker 7: If I would be I'm gonna, I'm one hundred percent
• 25:12
  Speaker 7: down to do something like that. If if COVID is
• 25:14
  Speaker 7: like over and and like they're like okay, let's go
• 25:17
  Speaker 7: back to you know, I know, you know, What's funny
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: is her.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Want to we would have to hire security.
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: It would I mean, it would definitely take a lot
• 25:28
  Speaker 7: of planning, but I'd be definitely one hundred percent down
• 25:30
  Speaker 7: to do that.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: I mean you could just run security, right, no, I
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: will yeah, Oh yeah, yeah it was.
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: I had moments on that trip where people found me
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: based on like the surroundings of the videos that I
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: had posted before, and that was definitely a big learning experience.
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: I got recognized by an entire yogurt shop in Lynchburg, Virginia.
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: Unfortunate name for a town. It was a different time,
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: it was. It was all right. I had a bite
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: and then I out because the whole I walked in,
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: I was meeting a girl there. That was she wanted
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: to come to a meet and greet that I was doing,
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: but she couldn't because she had a migraine, couldn't drive,
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: and so this place was like walking distance from her house.
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: I met her there, I bought her yogurt, and then
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: there were people in the parking lot, like fifteen people.
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: They walked in. They started hanging out in the lobby
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: and there were like twenty kids out in the back
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: like by like tables, by this patio area and some
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: kid walks in, opens the door while I'm paying for
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: the yogret, and he goes, You're really gonna make him
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: pay for all that? And I turn around and everybody's
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: staring at me, apparently like that was the place for
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: the children to hang out in Lynchburg, Virginia. And then
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: I just started. I at the meet and greet. I
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: had like signed cans of spam and like little bullshit dollars,
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: three calendars, and I started passing them out behind me.
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: It was insane.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: That was how that was the turning point. I was like,
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: I'm no longer anonymous.
• 27:03
  Speaker 7: Which is crazy when people have you signed stuff. I
• 27:05
  Speaker 7: went to fred Meyer. I went to fred Meyer and
• 27:08
  Speaker 7: usually people get like I've gotten used to the Hey
• 27:10
  Speaker 7: can I get a picture with you?
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Right? But the autograph thing is weird for me.
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: I signed a growth pest in Lynchburg, Virginia.
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: I signed a receipt for a worker at fred Meyer.
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: I think my wife would be pretty upset if some
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: chick came up and was like, can you sign my check?
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm twenty five, and I you know single, you
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: can do that. I can do that.
• 27:32
  Speaker 7: I mean technically, like physically I could do that. I
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: just will not be able to physically do anything ever
• 27:40
  Speaker 7: again after that, Right, I feel like the first one.
• 27:43
  Speaker 7: I feel like the first one. You would get maybe
• 27:45
  Speaker 7: a pass. But if it turns into.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: A thing, maybe because like it's on the movies, you
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, don't we see it?
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: What'sberg is named after John Lynch? Apparently about that?
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, so someone I sign his iron Sanctuary.
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: Someone asked if I signed his iron, saying trigger Kevin
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: and then the neon bats I got on Amazon.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: I've heard of that place.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: So I got to ask you, mister Hamilton, what is
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: your favorite type of lunchible? What's your go to?
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: I had two pizza lugibles today.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Nice, that's my favorite too. I love this, which like
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: the deep Dish pizza or like the Cracker pizza.
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: Basically, I like the pepperoni, the little tiny little pizza Frisbee.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I can taste. I can taste sauce, you
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: can taste. There's just something about it.
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, It's like someone just yelled tomato.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Or whisper whispered tomato.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Like transport.
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: This this cacket of liquid was transferred in a truck
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: near tomatoes.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I gotta so, I gotta ask, did you
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: really get out of.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: A ticket using your Scottish accent?
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: I did. I was seventeen, freshly at the University of
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: Central Florida, and I was UCF is a big circle
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: the campus, so any idiot can get around and find
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: where they're supposed to go, because if they missed their building,
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: you just loop around and try it again. So I
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: turned the wrong way, like the one way loop, and
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: I turned the wrong way onto oncoming traffic, and the
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: cops saw me, and I was nervous, and the first
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: thing that came into my head to do was like,
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: before he even said licensed registration, I just jumped into
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: a Scottish accent to it because they drive on the
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: different side of the road, and that's the only explanation
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: that would have worked at the time. And so I
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: panicked myself out of a ticket.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: That's impressive. That's super impressive.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: So something, How did it sound?
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: He came up and he was like all right, and
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: I was like, I'm sorry. I was who having to
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: be undernood I'm not used to even though they say,
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: but if you give me a past, then I'll be
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: you know on me. We that sorry, I think just
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: talking like we.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Said, that's pretty good Scotts.
• 30:19
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: No, I don't know, I'm adopted. I have no idea.
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 30:24
  Speaker 7: I think Okay, there's definitely either some Irish scottage. I'm
• 30:27
  Speaker 7: gonna go I'm gonna go out on a limb and
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: say yes, then you're from that area probably.
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: Yes, whatever wherever the white people came from, that's where.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: That's where it came from.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: So, I mean, that's just one of your that's kind
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: of just one of your many voices. Everybody that's in
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: your tiktoks, it's kind of it's kind of one of
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: your things.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Is let's talk about that a little bit.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, was it something that you kind of did
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: as like a child you were just able to kind
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: of do in personations or is it something you know,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: as you, you know, started to get.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: A little bit older that you were like, wow, I'm
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: really good at this ship.
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: I've always had a very dynamic voice, I suppose, but
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: it wasn't until I didn't know I could do all
• 31:06
  Speaker 6: these voices until TikTok, like when they started suggesting them
• 31:09
  Speaker 6: and I started trump. But I've always wanted to be
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: a voice actor. I've always wanted to be an audiobook
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: or a cartoon or something. I want to do something
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: with the voice.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Can you do Mickey Mouse?
• 31:24
  Speaker 6: That was it? There you go Mickey Mouse with COVID. Yes,
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: it was a convalescent Mickey Mouse. I can't do it
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: any really.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not. I will see if I can do
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: it my.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Oh Mickey Mouse.
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: Okay, I'm actually genuinely impressed. I was not ready.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, blew your mind. I've heard of it before.
• 31:55
  Speaker 7: That was my reaction the first time, honestly. And there
• 31:57
  Speaker 7: was an accident when I found that out. When I
• 31:59
  Speaker 7: found out I could actually that's the only voice I
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: can do. I can do like Daffy Flufferings.
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: That was pretty good.
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah I'm not as good, but uh, but that that's
• 32:08
  Speaker 7: literally the only voice that I can do. And when
• 32:09
  Speaker 7: I figure that out, someone's like I laughed in a
• 32:13
  Speaker 7: video and someone said it sounds like Mickey Mouse, and
• 32:16
  Speaker 7: I was like, oh, and I was like, holy crap.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: That's exactly.
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: So I recorded you sound different to yourself. So I
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: was like, okay, let me record myself doing it, and
• 32:26
  Speaker 7: I played it back up like this is gold.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so is there is there a voice that I mean, obviously,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: people are always like, hey, can you do this?
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Can you do this? Can you do this?
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Is there one that you genuinely enjoy and you kind
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: of hope that you were like, yeah, do that one er?
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: It just kind of all fun for you.
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: Tell you what one I hate, the one that I hate,
• 32:47
  Speaker 6: and the one that I love. The one that I
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: hate is when people ask me to do the roar
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: that scene with their little kid. I don't know why
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: I hate. I hate that scene so much.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Do you do you say?
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: Do the roar like they want me to do, like
• 33:03
  Speaker 6: like the little ship bag kid ship.
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: You and Jesse need to collab on that. I don't
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: know if you know this, Nicole, he does the roar,
• 33:10
  Speaker 7: so you okay?
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Continue? Sorry, I just kind of leave them alone.
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: My favorite one is probably Plankton.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: I love and whenever people ask me to do plankton,
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: they're like, do the Plankton voice. I always just say
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: the word yes because it sounds enough like plankton, but
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: it doesn't give them enough of the impression that they're
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: looking for, which is funny to me. That is they're like,
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: do a Plankton voice? And I'm like yes, and then
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: that's all I got.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you just that little bit at the end. You're like, oh,
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: it's like how it's like when a girl rubs your
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: leg and it's like right, And then they just moved around.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: You're like, oh my god, we were so close.
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: Just why didn't you that we got to the Netflix part?
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: Where's the chill chill?
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: There's any chill watching where we'll talk.
• 34:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, ask your parents, Just ask your parents, your parents
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: about that. I said that Mickey voice, So that Mickey voice.
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: People probably have all their kids surrounding them.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Now. Yeah, they're like, oh gosh, they should they should
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: know better.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: You know, anything that on the East Coast it happens
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: after nine p thirty on the Beard Lost Show.
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: It's not anything.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: So back in April, you wanted someone to create the
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: dances the Sleazy Slide, the BC Slide, the dirty tush
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: push and trashy women. Did anybody make any of those dances?
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: And if not, I'm pretty sure we got enough people
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: in this in this studio right now that we can
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: make it happen.
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: Not a single one did that. Man, That was when
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: I was let down starting out. That was just a
• 34:44
  Speaker 6: clip from an old There's a collective on YouTube called
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: Everything is Terrible, and what they do they just take
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: if you haven't heard of them, they take old like
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: DVD VHS footage that just find it, like thrift stories
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: and that people send them and they edit them into
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: these Marrishlee like Tim and Eric Freakish League comedic videos
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: and they do little videos on YouTube, and they've also
• 35:06
  Speaker 6: put feature length movies like an hour and a half
• 35:09
  Speaker 6: of just Nonsense. And I love them all. I love them.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: It's really good.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: But I feel like, if you had to pick one,
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: would you do the sleazy side, the BC slide or
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: the dirty.
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: Tush push dirty toush push. I only have to think
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: of it.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so we should.
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: Do the try shout out squeak a beard, shout out
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: squeaks beard.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: We can't type.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: It's it's nine thirty on the East Coast, as you know,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: and he's probably had a lot of Budweiser and.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: He's not very smart, so spelling it's really not his thing.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: That's my cousins, all right.
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: That happens anyways.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: But okay, so we're gonna we're gonna try to make
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: the dirty tush push and you guys heard it here first.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: That could be interesting.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it on for everybody. So obviously you love
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: pizza rolls.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Who doesn't love pizza rolls? You know what I mean?
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: So what's your go to song or dance that like
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: when you're cooking those killing that time? Is there like
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: a certain song or whatever that you just get pumped
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: up while they're cooking?
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Go chunky?
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, mines late, where have you been.
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: Hiva grind on me?
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: Because when you get when the pizza rolls hit.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: I think I think.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: It's gonna get bad.
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: It is different when you get that's right.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Damn that was crisp. I felt that. I felt that,
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: not in just that.
• 36:33
  Speaker 7: I felt that all the way down to my toes
• 36:35
  Speaker 7: when you said that it twitched twitched.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: I'm full tor.
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: That's why I'm trying to get into. I'm doing this
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: thing on my Patreon where I read I'm going to
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: read a book like a chapter at a time, a
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: chapter a week. And the book I chose to read
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: to start with is The Wolf of Wall Street. Oh,
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: very excited to get into that.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Can't wait.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: So, so what is your Patreon so they can I'll
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: they can all check it out.
• 37:01
  Speaker 6: Oh, I mean it's out there, it's any right, it's
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: probably mister Hamilton. It's you guys can find it if
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: you look.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: So obviously the the in the intro I talked about
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: the smashing of the mouth, so you can do like
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: a noise like this. Yeah, So when did is that
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: something that quarantine boredom you figured out how to do
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: or was it something that's like.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Way back in the day you kind of.
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: I've known how to do that since I was in
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: elementary school.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: I tried for like twenty minutes so we could do
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: like a cool collab. I can't do it, so and
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: I was have you ever had any like injuries from
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: doing that?
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: The lips kind of get chapped after you do it
• 37:39
  Speaker 6: for a while.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Never like busted a tooth or cut a lip.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: No, it's not that violent. I don't know if you've ever.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Seen a logan, but like he doesn't and you can
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: make noises like by hitting his mouth like that like that,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: but he can do like anything.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: As wild wild.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: So I was just curious, like, it's okay, so you've
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: been able to do that since you were.
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: I loved I don't know when it started. I would
• 38:06
  Speaker 6: always explain because people would always ask like, oh, you're adopted,
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: what's the deal? And I would explain the story of
• 38:11
  Speaker 6: my birth, and you know, I would say nine months later,
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: there I am, and I would make the hop right out. Yeah.
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: I don't know when it started exactly, but it was
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: definitely in elementary school.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Are you one of those people that remember the birthing
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: coming out?
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: No, God, right, Jesus, I do have a very good memory,
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: but that's not one of the things.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: I think stories where some people can remember that.
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: I feel like that i'd smell.
• 38:45
  Speaker 7: Well, I feel like you wouldn't smell it, honestly because
• 38:48
  Speaker 7: you've been in amiotic food for nine months.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: But I like remembering that. I don't know. I think
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: your brain.
• 38:55
  Speaker 7: Has like an ability to block out traumatic experiences, and
• 38:59
  Speaker 7: I think that would maybe constitute as probably a traumatic
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: experience as.
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: Everyone's first trauma. We all have the same.
• 39:11
  Speaker 7: And for most people it's the first time actually for
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: all people, unless you've had a seat, unless they were
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: a C section baby, it's the first time they ever
• 39:19
  Speaker 7: touched a vaginas nice. I told that bar Nunn posted
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: something about something like that, and I just I responded,
• 39:27
  Speaker 7: I commented on it and I was like, hey, just
• 39:28
  Speaker 7: letting you know, the first one you ever touched was
• 39:30
  Speaker 7: your mom.
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: Your mom.
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: Even if you had a c section, you tried to
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: get out, you tried to get out, you were in
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: in there.
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: That's even worse a c section. You tried, you tried
• 39:42
  Speaker 6: to touch your mom's vagina, but she wouldn't let you.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Have to let you. There's so many sea section babies
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: right now, they're.
• 39:49
  Speaker 6: So so I was baby, that's me. I didn't get
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: I'm part of that crowd.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: So just just kind of one more question house lunch.
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: Linda doing Oh god, she is doing really well.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, really well. She's with COVID and everything. Okay.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: I feel like she probably has smoking a lot more
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: cigarettes and maybe drinking too much vodka or wine these days.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: She a vodka girl.
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: I don't know exactly, but she seems definitely like a
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: hundred proof person.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, maybe even that.
• 40:21
  Speaker 6: That's exactly I would venture to guess she's doing something
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: that's gonna light her breath on fire.
• 40:27
  Speaker 9: Ever Clear, Oh my god, yeah, everybody that's drinks most
• 40:37
  Speaker 9: of the people that drink ever Clear, like the real
• 40:40
  Speaker 9: ever Clear, the ninety nine point nine percent alcohol black
• 40:42
  Speaker 9: volume end up in rooms that I go to.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: At some point they probably tried like just drinking mouth
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: washed for breakfast.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: And probably yeah, you know what you've got.
• 40:59
  Speaker 7: Ye, no joke, hand sanitizer which they couldn't find. I
• 41:05
  Speaker 7: never went I never went.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: That far with the sanitizer.
• 41:09
  Speaker 7: But the listine, Yeah, that's a whole different podcast, though,
• 41:14
  Speaker 7: we can go a whole different podcast.
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: I bet your breast smelled good.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Though it smelled actually it's no.
• 41:22
  Speaker 6: Well yeah, actually during that that was like the period.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: The only and dental hygiene that I had.
• 41:29
  Speaker 7: Alcohol was the only thing that kept my teeth semi
• 41:33
  Speaker 7: like the bacteria on them dead.
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: Take care.
• 41:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, So is it wrong to think that maybe a
• 41:40
  Speaker 8: funny TikTok would.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Be to bring beef jerky to all these people and
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: say you want some? Oh that's wrong, Oh.
• 41:46
  Speaker 10: My god, a little bit, a little bit, but hey,
• 41:50
  Speaker 10: there's a lot of things that are wrong on So
• 41:54
  Speaker 10: so we're at the point right now where we are
• 41:56
  Speaker 10: going to.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Transition into a new segment that that we talked about,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: where we're actually all the three of us picked to
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: TikTok that we thought was either motivational, was funny, or
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: just something that we wanted, you know, some other people
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: to see, So you're more than welcome if you want
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: to watch and react to them with him, or if
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: you want to get going, you can. What we do
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: is when it's time for the guests to go, we
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: put you on the big screen. Plug away, whatever you
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: want talk about, tell people where they can find you,
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: which you have upcoming, all that good stuff. But it's
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: up to you if you want to stay and see
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: some of these great If you don't, that's fine too.
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: I actually probably have to get to sleep because I
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: have work in the morning.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I hear you there, all right, So as I
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: just mentioned what's gonna happen, We're gonna put you on
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: the big screen.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Don't be nervous. It's gonna be okay.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: We're gonna put you on the big screen. Just tell
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: everybody where they can find you, whether you know it's
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: your Patreon, whether whatever you have upcoming, just feel free
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: to kind of just plug away and just you know,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: let everybody work.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: We do.
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: Thank you for having me. By the way, this has
• 42:54
  Speaker 6: been awesome.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you are welcome.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: You're welcome anytime, and we appreciate you taking taking the
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: time to do this.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Right, big free time. Don't you good? You're not nervous?
• 43:02
  Speaker 6: No, I'm ready, okay right bam.
• 43:05
  Speaker 11: Hi ladies and gentlemen, you're looking at me, I'm looking
• 43:07
  Speaker 11: directly at you, right into your face. You can find
• 43:11
  Speaker 11: me on Patreon at mister Hamilton. You can also find
• 43:13
  Speaker 11: me on Instagram at c H Steakhouse. If you want
• 43:17
  Speaker 11: to find me on Snapchat, it's also c H Steakhouse.
• 43:19
  Speaker 11: That's c H Steakhouse as in the Casey Hamilton Steakhouse
• 43:23
  Speaker 11: because we are what delicious. It's been a wonderful evening.
• 43:27
  Speaker 11: I hope you enjoyed listening to me. I've enjoyed talking
• 43:29
  Speaker 11: to you. And with that I say good night.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Wow, well done that amazing.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: I am moister than an oyster right now.
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: I feel.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna need to mop the floors.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah wow, I just put my pants.
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: He did that. You gotta wait till tomorrow.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: He can't.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: It's in there, and it's a very small studio. I
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: get excited, but all kidding aside. Seriously, thank you so
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: much for taking the time tonight to do this. There's
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: ever any time you want to be a part of
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Talking Poops or you just want to come back to
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: the show to say hi or you have anything you
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: want to announce. You're always welcome to the Beard Law
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Show in the Channel. And we can't thank you enough
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: for being a bearded brother and such a new fan
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: of the show. So and everybody in the comments, they
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: were so excited and obviously good reasons.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: Why.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: So congratulations on everything that's going on in your life.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: And it's absolutely amazing. That's such an amazing app that
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: has brought all of us in this room and this
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: podcast together is going to, you know, kind of help
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: all of the dreams things that you've always wanted to
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: do in your twenty five years of existence. You know,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: it's gonna, it's gonna, it's gonna make those dreams come true.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: It's it's amazing to see.
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I can't wait to see. I can't wait to
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: see what happens next.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, either can us.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: And we're all we're all subscribed, we're all in and
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: we're ready to watch it. So guys, thank you, mister Hamilton,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: thank you so much.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: Thanks. It doesn't mean you have the clap no, no, no.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Or yeah or people call it the round of applause,
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: but you don't have any of that and we're not
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: intinuating that. But have a good rest of your night
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: or don't work too hard tomorrow. We'll see what you're
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: doing on your TikTok. All right, have a good night's going. Okay, bye,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: He's like.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: I'm out these guys.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, so let me out here. So, like
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: we mentioned earlier, we're going to do a new little
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: segment after the guest just kind of rap things up.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: And uh, he mentioned Patriots, So I just want to
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: give a quick little shout out to all the Patrions
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: that that are that are some subscribe I guess that's
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: what they are to the to the Beard Laws. So
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: I just want to give a big shout out to
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: Beneficial two one eight. You can follow him on TikTok Assassin,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I said, Assassin Outdoors. He's on YouTube and TikTok as well.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Feel free to check him out. Veteran Army four to
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: zero on TikTok does some amazing Beard Law oil videos
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: and and and everything, so make sure you guys follow him,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: check them out.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: And Tom V one.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Of the biggest supporters of this show from day one
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: all the way to now. He's also the Bearded Tater turtle.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: He's just an amazing dude. He's probably in the chest somewhere.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Hard working dude. Those are the Patreons. So if anybody
• 46:01
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• 46:04
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• 46:05
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• 46:08
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• 46:09
  Speaker 1: it's your YouTube, your business, anything like that. And it's
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: really cheap. It's it's cheap advertising. So thank you guys
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: for being the Patreon shoutout. But what we want to
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: do next is the three of us we all picked
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: a video clip that we think that needs to be
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: to have a little more recognition or just something that
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: kind of made us laugh. So, uh, let me share
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: the screen. This one was actually picked out by Logan,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: So this is Logan's.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Let me let me remove it. I forgot to press
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: that so you guys can hear it. But the the
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: it is coal Pratt one two three, So let me
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: just remove that.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: My bad, guys, my bad, All right.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: We'll forgive you, but you do a lot during the day.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just had to click that little button and
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: uh and now We're good. I got this all right,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: so let me zoom in a little hopefully you guys
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: can see it. All right, and let's play this on
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: cole Pratt one two three's.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Oh my god again, guys.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: That's cole Pratt one two three does a whole series
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: of these, so you guys can check them out. Thanks
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Logan forty times today.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Next, we're gonna go over to this is a video
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: that you're in sanctuary, uh recommended and found, So let's
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: head on over to this.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: This is Peton King. Peton King, this is.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Citizen of the Internet. I'm a barterer and today I'm
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: trying to trade his bineapple for the thousand million dollar house.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: Look it can I chang my five thousand million dollar
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: house for that pineapple?
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, here's the key.
• 48:00
  Speaker 7: But as you're doing business with you, sir, I let
• 48:02
  Speaker 7: you have any more about an apples.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: And just like that, I saw the super dollars.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: What the are you doing? I said something Internet again, guys,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: that's Peyton King. Go give him a follow. Absolutely hilarious.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: That's his whole account is like that.
• 48:27
  Speaker 7: And he is literally one of the funniest fucking people
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  Speaker 7: I have ever found on the app. Not one video
• 48:34
  Speaker 7: has he posted that I don't laugh hysterically.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: At again, guys, go give that man a follow. Absolutely
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  Speaker 1: great content. And uh so this is the video that
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I found this as an account. That's the same thing.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: It's every time I watch these videos, I laughed my
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: ass off and this one actually got me left so hard,
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: like I might have shot a little so uh in.
• 48:55
  Speaker 12: Joy I see this, Oh my god, oh.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: Code bread.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Guys, that's that's gill Strap TV. You guys can check
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: him out. He does a whole section of him, farting
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: of him, you know, hiding in bushes, just all sorts
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: of stuff.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: He's also on YouTube as well.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: So that's kind of a new segment we're going to
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: try to roll out just you know, I like I
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: like that too. Y. We're all gonna pick one and
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: it's something that you know that we think is like
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: I said, it could be funny, could be inspirational, and
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: uh you know, any anything that we find in there,
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: and then potentially we could we can evolve.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Into some other things, you know what I mean.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: So that's that's pretty much it for episode forty four.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know if we want to go around the room.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: We can start with you are in Sanctuary. Let everybody know. Uh,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: I mean we all know what you're gonna You're gonna
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be a dad.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be excited. Okay.
• 50:27
  Speaker 7: So there's a lot of people commenting on my videos
• 50:30
  Speaker 7: saying that I'm just posting drafts right now, and they
• 50:34
  Speaker 7: think that the baby's already born. And I think it's
• 50:36
  Speaker 7: the funniest thing in the world that they all just
• 50:39
  Speaker 7: think that baby Sanctuary has been born already and they're like, oh,
• 50:43
  Speaker 7: he's just posting drafts.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: Baby Sanctuary has not been born yet. No, but uh,
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: that will be happening at some point obviously. Yeah, that's
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: the next step in this process. I did serve her
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: an eviction notice this morning. I actually my printer ran
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: out of ink, so I had to. It was weird.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: It would not print black ink. It would just print
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: the orange stuff, but it wouldn't print anything black, so
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: you couldn't read the eviction notice. But it clearly says
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: that she needs to leave as soon.
• 51:20
  Speaker 7: As possible otherwise otherwise I'm going to have to enter
• 51:23
  Speaker 7: the premises and.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: Director. Fortunately, we're going in and if if I'm unsuccessful,
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: then I will have to commission the help of someone
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: who is qualified to enter the premises and remove her fair.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah he's talking about doctor. He doesn't need volunteers.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: I don't need volunteers.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no volunteers, so leave those away from the comments.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: And yeah, I mean he doesn't read them after ten
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: minutes anyway, So if you're gonna get your good ones in.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: Get him in quick.
• 51:59
  Speaker 6: You don't care.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Also, d bad merchan is still available. Don't be a dickhead.
• 52:04
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• 52:09
  Speaker 7: nineteen eighty five toy to Supra. There's also other options
• 52:12
  Speaker 7: to win as well, so make sure you please read
• 52:15
  Speaker 7: the terms and conditions fully prior to messaging me and
• 52:19
  Speaker 7: asking me if there's a way to enter without paying,
• 52:22
  Speaker 7: because there is.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: Read the terms and conditions.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Ethan over in overseas across the pond,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: stand up super late just to watch our show because
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: it's like what like three in the morning or something.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: I think it's like four days behind her head.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: He's from the future, so send over the lottery lottery tickets,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: and also you also have the Baby Sanctuary merchandise so
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: they can be ahead of and get themselves some amazing
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: baby Sanctuary merchandise, which was done by an amazing TikTok artist.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: Yes, that is also available.
• 52:53
  Speaker 7: And then what else? So I got an OnlyFans, it's
• 52:57
  Speaker 7: just videos of me brushing my beard.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: Uh, sexiest thing anyone has ever seen.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: It's probably great to wake up.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: A slow mo videos of me doing that too. Wow.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: And I don't believe I just shit five mil on
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: TikTok officially. Yeah, and.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: More exciting than five mil.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: Else I'm verified.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: Hey, oh man, the clap.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: He got the clap.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: He's got a blue check mark that means they're having
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: a baby.
• 53:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I got Well that was though, honestly what what
• 53:33
  Speaker 7: I was thinking for like the last like two months.
• 53:35
  Speaker 7: I'm like, I want to get verified and I want
• 53:38
  Speaker 7: to have five mil before the baby comes.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: And both of those things happened within a week.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: It was so crazy.
• 53:45
  Speaker 7: I posted that videos like give me to five mil
• 53:48
  Speaker 7: and Chunky Hustle subs to it only fans. I was like,
• 53:52
  Speaker 7: give me to five mil, and I gained. I gained
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  Speaker 7: one hundred and sixty thousand followers in twenty four hours,
• 53:57
  Speaker 7: so that worked well worth I did not expect it
• 54:02
  Speaker 7: to work as well as it did, So I have
• 54:04
  Speaker 7: to not let those hundred and sixty thousand followers down.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: No, and you won't, you guys won't. I had no
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: ideas for videos for like the last two days, and
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: then I was like, all of a sudden, I just
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: had ideas so I didn't have to post drafts.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: So baby's not anywhere in Ellie. I mean, clearly, that's
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: all you're doing. Yeah, they're never wrong, right or maybe
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: that's customers. I don't know, but that's all I got
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: so under you guys know we got going onloaded.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: First off, I hope everyone respects your private and family
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: time during all this, and don't be afraid as someone
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: who has children already to you know.
• 54:42
  Speaker 8: Obviously let people know, hey, I might be gone for
• 54:44
  Speaker 8: a day because I'm having a baby. Well she's having
• 54:47
  Speaker 8: a baby. I got to help her out. But hopefully
• 54:50
  Speaker 8: everyone respects that. And number two, I almost thank a
• 54:53
  Speaker 8: boat today.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: Oh yep, took a boat out on a test drive,
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: brand new tw twenty boat.
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: As we were in the water backing up, I looked
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: at the kid who was with.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: Me, one of our helpers, and I said, did you
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: put the plug in. He goes, no, did you?
• 55:09
  Speaker 6: I was like no.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: Then I looked and we just started to go.
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: I was like, ah, well, well, so we we redocked
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: and I put the plug in.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: I was like, well, let's we gotta test the engine.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: Let's see how this goes.
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: We got out about a hundred one hundred and fifty yards,
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: trimmed down, started going and that thing just was was
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: bogging down. I had a trim correct and it was right,
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: and just like we got to go back. So I
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: almost ruined a twenty eight thousand and thirty thousand dollars
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: boat today.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: I didn't though, so Brown two.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: You can't do that. That that's bad.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: That's bad.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: The plug is overriding. You know what's funny? Fact it's
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: not Yeah, it's not overrated. It's so funny. How many
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: people there like like So we took the boat out
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: just recently.
• 55:55
  Speaker 7: We've taken out a bunch of times this summer because
• 55:57
  Speaker 7: we didn't get a lot of time to do it
• 55:58
  Speaker 7: last summer, and we're like, oh, we're not gonna have
• 56:00
  Speaker 7: a lot of time after the baby's here.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: Obviously to go out on the boats.
• 56:03
  Speaker 7: We went on of the boat as much as possible,
• 56:04
  Speaker 7: And everyone that came out that I had to show
• 56:07
  Speaker 7: him the plug.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: They're like, what, well, what does it need this?
• 56:09
  Speaker 7: I'm like, well, because if you don't put this in there,
• 56:11
  Speaker 7: it sinks, like and then you you unscrew it when
• 56:15
  Speaker 7: you leave.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: And then one of them lost the plug. I'm like, you, guys,
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: it goes in the same spot.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: And every kid you did you check their buttsoles to
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: make sure that they lost it or borrowed it.
• 56:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I expected every single butt hole.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: Friend.
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: The thing is like, I sell these things, but I'm
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: not am I wouldn't.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: I'm not a boater. Like this summer.
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: I've been on boats, but this summer is the first
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: time I've ever spent a whole lot of time on boats.
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: Like I know better by now all summer long, and
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: I just we are rushing. The kid I'm with is
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: a helper, he's fifteen, he's never done he's never done
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: this before. And I was just like, yeah, we're good
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: to go, I can drive him, I'm good, wear your
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: life jacket, let's go.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: And then we started to sink. No, it would have
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: been funny or at least cool. What we would have
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: all done is we would have tiktoked the experience.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: Oh no, if I had, If I was a TikToker,
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: you are, you might count, I know.
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: But if I was a avid TikToker, the time it
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: would have taken me to get my phone out, figure
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: out what I was doing, we would have been done.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you were with a fifteen year old coworker.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: You hand him the phone. It's a TikTok.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, I guarantee he knows how to do it.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, this kid, I love him. The pieces.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: Uh he had, he's never he's never used.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: The broom before, apparently because we asked him the sweep
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: brox off the driveway and that was a big thing.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Saess and Outdoors is actually fishing for channel cats right now,
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• 57:50
  Speaker 3: So, uh, sot, Matt, what are you up to these days?
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: I don't have that much going on really, but uh yeah,
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: obviously tomorrow guys on the Talking Beards Network is Friday.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Every Tuesday, we do trivia game shows. We did We've
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: been doing the Jackbox party pack, so any viewers can
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: play along with us and it's a great time.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: So you guys can check that out Tuesday and nine.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: And obviously next Thursday, we're gonna be back here with
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: another amazing episode with another amazing guest that we haven't
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: determined yet, but when we do, we'll let you know.
• 58:18
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  Speaker 1: Swallow to fly. He's giving away a car, give away
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  Speaker 1: a car.
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  Speaker 2: I'm giving away a car.
• 59:17
  Speaker 7: If you go to my TikTok, click the link in
• 59:19
  Speaker 7: my bio that says giving away a car or win
• 59:21
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• 59:22
  Speaker 2: I don't remember what it says. You can check it out.
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• 59:31
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• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, and usually when he says possibility, it's usually a
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: pretty good chance. So we're gonna leave you off with that.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: And seriously, guys, we can't thank you enough, but I can't.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: Think you enough.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Logan the fly in my throws really tear me up
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: right now. Thank you so much on your sanctuary. And
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: thank you mister Hamilton, who is sleeping right now.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: You know you sleep on but he's working. Man.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: This trio isn't going anywhere, guys in the show, it's
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: gonna continue to get better and better. And we have
• 1:00:06
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  Speaker 1: So thank you guys for being a part of this.
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• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: forty fourth episode because by the time you guys hit
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• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: that happens, doing quick math, his daughter is gonna be
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: a couple of years old and our kids are gonna
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: be really old. So we're gonna have We're gonna use
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: the opportunity to hide in the studio and do more
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: cool things. So stay safe, stay bearded, everybody, and seriously, guys,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: thank you so much for for tuning in, and thank
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: you guys for all you guys do. It's it's amazing
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: to have you guys part of the Beard Laws squad.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: So this has been fun. This is fun, This is amazing.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Every Thursday, nine pm, guys, and let's set you guys
• 1:00:49
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• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: We'll do this again.
• 1:00:50
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• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: and nine.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: They since this guy joined us, that's for sure.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's more popular than me.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: Help.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's never ran the Red Mills Triathlon.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: No, this shirt is from nineteen eighty eight. This is
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: thirty two years old. I was seven.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: He hasn't grown since he was seven, well.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: In fact, but I mean my mom ran this, ran it.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: But also like put it on and this is my
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: favorite shirt. It's got holes in it everywhere I saw
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  Speaker 5: it today, I was like, that's my.
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