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Full Teeth: Guardians of the Galaxy 3 Script News · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  I've been thinking and I've come to the conclusion that the Wizards from the
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  Harry Potter Universe are
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  [ __ ] welcome to the show Welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy right all of them all of them
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  every sing SLE one even jny we now I don't watch or read Harry Potter but all
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  the characters are Wizards right no you got Muggles Muggles in there too Dan
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  what's a muggle muggle is a non- magical person yeah non-magical people oh okay
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  right the MW wizards they can heal broken bones they can do all this stuff
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  but only for other Wizards they're just letting other people in the world suffer
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  they they could cancer and broken bones and being cripples they could do they
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  could do magic on humans but they well humans Muggles but they choose Cho not
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  TOA so it's kind of like how um an
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  ambulance in Israel won't pick up a
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  Palestinian it's exactly like that Dan okay interesting I think it's a metaphor
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  actually yeah okay maybe I can get into this Harry Potter stuff no it just hit
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  me today cuz I've been for weekend and you got a lawsuit in your hands there
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  mate I've done a lot of walking and I'm mean quite a lot of pain and I start
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  think like in Harry Potter bones can be broken and they grow new ones back in a
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  couple of hours like yeah that's true they're hoarding this information and
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  not sharing with it and making the world suffer you know what Fair call bunch of
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  [ __ ] yeah I mean that applies to uh to quite a lot of kind of fantasy films and
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  and stories and Israeli paramedics yeah like I said fantasy stories okay Luke's
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  wife is live tweeting the show what well not not live tweeting sorry I'm getting
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  Point by Point she must be listening to you cuz I'm getting I'm getting followup
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  on what you're saying now on my
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  Fone yeah she can hear what I'm saying well she does she is in the same house
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  lucky she can't hear what we're saying no can't hear of I can't hear the thing
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  you guys are saying she knew the stuff we said about her on this podcast she's
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  obviously telling is the true story of Luke's Epiphany a shim I haven't looked
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  at my phone what do we got we got it with is there anything pertinent she
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  says that uh in the Harry Potter Universe there's something about the
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  biological makeup of of wizards sort of like murans with Jedi that uh mean they
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  they couldn't potentially heal a human even if they tried she's got you there
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  Luke no [ __ ] she got you there she just throwing it out throwing it out there
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  no well I I I can't believe that because
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  there are half Bloods Wizards and Muggles can just turn into Wizards
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  magically like they they're must be something going on wait so a a wizard
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  could magically make a non- wizard or wizard using wizard mag
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  a muggle can just turn into a wizard just nothing like spontaneous there's
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  got to be a scientific explanation for it we just haven't found it
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  yet her's parents were both nonmagical
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  and she was a wizard into when when technology is Advanced so far that you
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  can't understand it it becomes indistinguishable from Magic a
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  mutation what she had was a recessive trait it's it's like jeans this this is
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  from I think she may have studied this subject a little more thoroughly than
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  you have Luke yeah she probably has a lot better idea Than I Do genetics or
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  the Harry Potter books or both probably both I dare say she knows more about
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  both of those things than any of us I just make stuff up that just pops into
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  my head sometimes I just dream it I do like your uh I like your theory yeah
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  obviously some of them are CS still I mean the way they the way they treated
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  Voldemort was disgusting Luke's theory that they can they just choose not to
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  because they're a bunch of C yes yep okay well I'm starting to think
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  Voldemort may have been the good guy in all of this yeah I've often thought that
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  so maybe it was like he wanted he cuz he wanted the Muggle world to know wizards
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  magic existed yeah so maybe he was trying to help them yeah he's a bit like
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  Alex Jones in a way he just wanted to reveal all the conspiracies you know
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  what I would I would watch the Harry Potters if Alex Jones the bad guy oh my
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  God I mean he sounds a little bit like killmonger you know know you can kind of
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  see from his side from his point send ones to all let him sort it out yeah
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  heal your own bones Christ it's up for a bunch of Academy Awards that movie I
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  don't know you we haven't talked about since you've been oh yeah Dan's back hi
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  Dan oh yeah back you case you didn't realize I don't think we talked about
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  while with you on but Black Panther's up for something like [ __ ] 10 Academy
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  Awards yeah including best picture which is pretty amazing and it's
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  not even the token black film because there's another black film there too
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  it's not going to win it might as a statement I mean which yeah the Oscars
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  are very political so it might things that win win for reasons not because the
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  audience likes the film Luke can you tell your wife we're not talking about
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  that anymore Hannah we stopped talking about Wizards no I just don't wanted to
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  waste her time coming up with like real zingers and and and we've just
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  completely moved on yep I mean if she if she wants to Wayne about the Academy
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  Awards I'm more than happy to hear what she has to say ask her what she thinks
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  about racial politics Kenny Wards I don't know look I
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  mean it was a it's a good movie I mean I F I try to watch all of the uh Oscar
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  best picture Noms each year with qu uh just so that we can judge what one
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  should have won instead of the one that did I find that I don't like most Oscar
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  50/50 for me I've found there's one in particular that I'm I'm kind of I'm not
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  sure if I want to watch it just because I I'm interested but also like what a
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  [ __ ] train wreck and I think you know which one I'm talking about go on
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  Bohemian rap city Mary Poppins return maryin oh Bohemian rap city yeah just
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  because of you know I've seen Bohemian rap city if you uh if you want my humble
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  I heard it's it's just not that great it's fine if you like Queen and you want
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  to hear some Queen songs for two hours go and watch the movie it's quite good
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  beautiful shot beautiful lighting beautiful costumes and uh Ramy mik goes
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  full teeth yes he [ __ ] goes full teeth full teeth and there Queen songs
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  yeah it's a bit of a mess as a as a movie and doesn't quite know what it's trying
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  to be but uh oh it's cuz it it didn't really have a director apparently that's
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  right yeah in some ways too many in some ways too few
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  yeah yep and they've uh they've taken his it was a baa nomination I think
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  they've withdrawn the ba nomination for Beeman rap city until they sort out
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  what's going on with Brian Singer they said until it's sorted out he's not
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  getting anything yeah Fair except his paycheck they didn't accuse him or make
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  a statement either way they just said until it's sorted out not eligible which
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  is fair yeah oh yeah [ __ ] MH I think stay [ __ ] away from from Brian Singer
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  for a little bit till that's all sorted out well speaking of people who molest
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  little boys right okay HBO are airing
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  that documentary on Michael Jackson that just PR fuckied everyone they airing it
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  in less than a month I read reactions to it yeah it's 4 hours long and and uh the
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  Jackson family have written HBO a letter 20 pages long saying if you Heir this I
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  swear to God you'll have the full force of the Jacksons upon you what that's
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  what Michael used to tell the kids and
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  uh Jesus go
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  on no just that HBO are like [ __ ] you I
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  saw uh I saw tweets from people who were tweet like it was intermission cuz I had
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  it it's so long that it's got an intermission at at Sundance and there
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  were tweets for people saying I've just watched half of this and I'm [ __ ]
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  mortified what's going to happen in the second half
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  yeah I think uh I think all the ways that we talked ourself around oh you
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  know he didn't really have a childhood and maybe he just thought he was playing
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  with those kids I think after we see this documentary we're going to be like
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  nah man this guy was just a [ __ ] [ __ ] who [ __ ] kids yeah I don't know it
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  seems bad but it sounds it sounds bad and of course the documentary is made by
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  a bunch of former children who were formerly molested by him and not only
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  that but other people have came out now I read today uh in the guardian a
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  interview with one of his former housekeepers who said yeah I [ __ ] saw
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  [ __ ] but he told me if I told anyone he'd have me killed Jesus that whole
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  situation was just handled [ __ ] awfully because it was it was just a
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  yeah I I was going to say I'll say it it was a freak Show and then I realized
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  freak Show is not a great phrase to use but it was a freak show that whole
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  thing yeah yeah yeah yeah it was I mean as as was everything in his life so it's
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  not surprising that he managed to turn something like that into just something
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  that was just so full of craziness that
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  people kind of allowed it in in a weird way well it's a bad thing it's not just
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  allowing him it was the times of allowing anyone to do anything oh yeah
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  indry pretty muching putting a stop to that now speaking of using the wrong
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  word did you hear I just reminded myself of this go ahead did you hear what
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  happened with nor McDonald this was a little while back now what happened no
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  cuz I like nor McDonald I like nor McDonald too so nor McDonald uh was on
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  The Tonight Show uh this was in September last year H and he had he went
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  on The Tonight Show to defend himself because he made some comments is The
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  Tonight Show the old letman show no that's the Late Show no he was going to
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  be the tonight's show they canceled it because he had made several comments
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  defending Louis CK and Roseanne Bar and then on the Howard Stern Show he went on
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  the Howard Stern Show to to talk to talk about it oh man the Howard Stern Show is
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  not the show you want to go on and you're throwing around some really
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  unpopular ideas yeah he had said he had said something about uh how Louis CK is
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  having a tough time and people said [ __ ] Louis C K like what about the women and
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  he he was he went on Howard and he was trying what he was trying to say I guess
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  was he wasn't saying that the women they didn't like what happened but also Lis
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  CK hasn't enjoyed what's happened that's all he meant and um but he was enjoying it at the
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  time problem AR enjoyed it more yeah exactly so he he he rightly I think CED
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  a bit of flack for I think louy K can maybe suck it up but he went on the
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  Howard Stern Show and he was trying to say is that I didn't mean that the women
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  weren't also having trouble and what he he went to say you'd have to be [ __ ]
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  to think that I meant that and then he realized he shouldn't say [ __ ] in
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  the middle of the word he like kind of Switched and tried to course correct and
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  what he said was you'd have to have Down
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  syndrome to think that's what I meant Oh
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  no that's actually sort of worse he's like oh what's what's a nicer way for
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  [ __ ] and all he's done is come out and and named a very specific subgroup
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  he's just panicked yeah so basically he thinks that people with Down Syndrome
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  support Louis CK I guess so so yeah he's uh been in a lot of trouble since then
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  and he he had to go on the the the view to like def my God if you have to go on
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  The View you know it's all over basically just apologizing and yeah he
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  just when you have to go on The View a place where whoopy Goldberg the co-host
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  came out one day and said that date rape is not real rape what the [ __ ] hell
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  and you and you have to use The View as the as the moral standard for your
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  apology then then it just sucks to be you at that point because [ __ ] just
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  means slow you can use the word [ __ ] to not mean people with mental
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  disabilities yeah but you it's one of those words that it's like just don't
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  would have been better off arguing that he would have been better off saying
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  that than going exactly let's move on to something else okay we got a lot of
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  great stuff I I knew Luke was going to say that and so I won't bring up the other
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  article that I was going to segue into from that we'll do that later in the
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  after party maybe all right if you want to hear about Liam niss listen to the
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  after party yes Li we'll talk about that later yeah we'll talk about it later
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  yeah Afterparty is the only place where we can talk about [ __ ] like that we can
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  hear talk about fashion though right we can talk about Gucci and I don't think
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  Luke's going to like l swe no Luke doesn't think there's anything wrong
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  with this what if they look go down and go down to guc apologizes for blackace
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  sweater click on the link and tell me if you think this is
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  wrong that one is very very wrong I don't understand how anybody thought
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  this was a [ __ ] good idea I know oh my God that is ridiculous for those of
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  you who can't see this because it's an audio show and you're probably on the
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  train um this is a full long sleeve black Skiby that you then roll up onto
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  your face so that your face is also black except for really big red lips
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  it's the red lips that make it wrong if it had just been like a SK pull up over your face
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  fine mhh it is minstral show it's so
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  strange that anybody thought this was a good idea the [ __ ] I I think that the
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  fashion industry is just a world where people think or don't think more to the point
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  they they just go if it's in my brain I'm an artist you can just [ __ ] have
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  this stuff like that Nike thing oh we got a new range of [ __ ] Bal clavas
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  what we I let's get a bunch of black people with guns and would just put them
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  in it for the advertising campaign the [ __ ] are you think to a lesser extent
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  [ __ ] uniclo that came out with [ __ ] t-shirts that said jungle monkey
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  and had little black boys wear God stop it people what the [ __ ] here's an idea
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  next time ask Luke just ask Luke yeah just ask him first shot him an email and
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  say Luke is this okay you know I don't know man he lets some weird things slide
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  yeah that's fine though I think ask both Luke and Hannah and if they're both if
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  they're both okay with it it's probably fine if neither are okay it's definitely
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  not okay yeah she's got to proofread his reply before yeah that's right I I love
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  it though it's it's like as a as a race the human race has has has moved on
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  we're like postracism now like everybody thinks better but the world hasn't
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  caught up to our way of think so like wrong like a lot of people don't see
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  like that there's an issue because to them like there is no issue like they
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  haven't dealt with it they don't see any difference between anyone but they don't
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  actually understand what that person's actually still going through no exactly
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  right exactly right Matt you've got Walmarts in America there don't you we
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  do we do they'd never do anything like this though would they would they this
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  this I know what you're getting at this is an interesting one because uh uh they
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  wouldn't do anything like this exactly but what they what they would
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  accidentally do is allow somebody to sell on their platform uh
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  some some weird Nazi propaganda some Third Reich
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  themed wow so what's happened is Walmart
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  like Amazon and uh and some other big retailers you can now go on there and
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  you know sell stuff you can start your own little store on there and what's
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  happened is some guy Reverend Ryan new bought a pillow on Walmart.com because
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  on the website it just looked like it had a nice picture of Paris with the
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  Eiffel Tower and and and you know and what you couldn't see until it arrived
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  at his house was that all around the edges were [ __ ] swas stickers and
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  stamps of Hitler that say um uh uh what is it well it's got the word Reich but
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  it's got something the the swastic is over the other word so I can't see it
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  but it's just like [ __ ] man so obviously he complained and was like this is uh
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  this is not what I thought it was yeah I mean it it it looks very nice you know
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  it looks very hipster it's just uh it's got a print of what looks like a letter
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  written from someone in Paris but clearly it was written during the uh
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  yeah Paris was annexed into the Reich land it's possible this is just a big
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  mistake and some somebody like CU you know a lot of this stuff is created to
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  be frank sweat shops sweat shops in uh in you know as Asia and it's possible
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  that whoever designed this thing just didn't notice like that's possible it
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  should have been caught and so Walmart's going to uh put measures in place to
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  prevent this kind of thing maybe check what people are selling on that platform
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  well that's the problem is that it's not visible in the photos because it's it's
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  up in the corner and they can't check everything they can't buy one of every
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  product why well it's like on eBay right if I sell this on eBay we we set up our
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  own platform if you want to sell on platform you have to send us one thing
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  of your product for us to check it's a great way to get free
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  stuff it's a great way to get more free stuff than you could possibly ever look
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  at in a lifetime but I see your point I do I think that might be a bit
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  unmanageable but I see your point I think they should just be a checkbox
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  that you have to take is This Racist does have anything to do with h it's
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  like it's like when you fly into America Matt you probably don't fly into America
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  oh know you do you do from time to time go in and out you you have to tick you
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  have that survey where you have to tick a box that says I am here to uh conduct
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  terrorist acts yes or no I don't if I have to I don't have to do that because
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  I have a green card I don't have to fill in any paperwork I just show them my
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  green card yeah right so visitors that come in have to Tech that and and every
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  time I'm like this is I wouldn't be ticking yes no but
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  apparently apparently it's got to do with if you are suspected of terrorism
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  in any form you have ticked you have signed a contract saying that you are
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  not there for that and they can Deport you uh immediately based purely on lying
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  on a form even before you have to process any other kind of
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  counterterrorism [ __ ] statute [ __ ] well I mean that seems like not the worst idea you
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  know way to get good little got plus when you get back they be like what did
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  you get kicked out of America for lie because I'm a terrorist like sorry
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  that I hope that doesn't get taken out of context got to watch what I say that
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  that's what you hope doesn't get taken out of context this is already the most
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  controversial show we've done in a 100 episodes I don't know about that we've
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  done some controversial shows Dan H yeah that's true that's true we've got a a
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  few bits of follow there's a lot of Guardians 3 news this week
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  coincidentally mhm yeah that's true or is it a coincidence hey ah interesting
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  first up I mean it proba is Tao YTD uh not surprising he came out and said no
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  I'm not directing Guardians 3 in fact I didn't even talk to them about it
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  because he's not interested at all and in fact I love the way he said it yeah
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  um uh going into something like that which has got his stample over it would
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  feel like going into someone's house and saying hi I'm your new dad and this is
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  how we make peanut butter sandwiches now it's really going to be interesting who
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  does take over that it's true I want taer yd to direct any movie that James
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  gun doesn't direct you know who the [ __ ] would sign on for this now honestly but
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  I also love that he said uh he goes no I can't do that that's Shan's film like
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  like you're kind of setting up whoever does to a little bit there too cuz it is
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  they are big big shoes to F who takes over is just going to be under the
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  microscope I'll give it a crack yeah and not only that I mean it's it's like
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  crossing a picket line to take a job from someone who's on strike Yes except
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  he's not on strike he got fired for making pedophile jokes he could have the
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  thing is most people want him to come back for it yeah because he because it
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  was the whole thing was stupid and he used to my God you know what I can hear
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  I can hear in the background I can hear typing I can hear all of our listeners
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  typing and going are you [ __ ] for real you're still talking about this all
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  right fine so they're still using his script Chris Pratt came out this week
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  said they're still using James gun's script which I'm like well just [ __ ]
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  let him direct it then yeah if you're using any of it then you let him do it
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  but I think that's ship ship he's not doing it because he's doing the Suicide
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  Squad so do we know if that's a sequel or Standalone or a reboot he was offered
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  Superman amongst other things apparently he was offered just pick a character
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  that's pick anything you want to do and we will give you money oh man he could
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  have done Martian Manhunter he could have done all sorts of stuff and he
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  chose this is this could be [ __ ] because it was on the he just an article
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  on the internet but apparently he chose suicide Suicide Squad is the one we've
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  been reporting on for weeks now yes so and but he chose it because he thinks he
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  can do something cool with it and it kind of fits cuz it's you know like a
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  rag tag bunch of [ __ ] like Guardians so just like James G it's just going to
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  be that make pedophile jokes no but that's no I mean Suicide
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  Squad it would be great for James G and in fact I haven't seen if I hadn't
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  already seen a Suicide Squad movie I'd be damn excited for this I I am anyway I
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  think it's a good project for him and he probably knows it I think he's smart to
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  know that that Superman old school James gun too like this would go against you
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  know what's that uh Lollipop Chainsaw lollipop whatever the [ __ ] yeah Lop
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  chainsaw yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like this is old school James gun stuff and
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  and he's already said he's [ __ ] scrapping everyone no no he's old school
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  stuff is what got him in trouble in the first place I know but DC are like
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  welcome aboard sir yeah Matt did you purposely write this uh this um heading
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  so provocative of course I was hoping this wording was going to
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  make it into your into your into my the show for listen it's just there for me
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  list I've written in the spreadsheet we have a spreadsheet with all the articles
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  in it and I've next to the one about James gun I've written James gun was
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  offered Superman chose
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  suicide fantastic I also have a theory about this I
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  think if he was offered Superman at all
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  he may may have asked can I scrap everything start again recast and they
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  were like no not Superman we've come too far with that and he's like can I scrap
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  everything with Suicide Squad and they were like please do Oh you mean this
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  this property that's in the trash over here I mean I guess we could fish I
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  guess we could fish bits of it out for you yeah yeah yeah we got some unfilmed
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  stuff with Ben Affleck if you want to use that good thanks you guys hear the latest room
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  about who who might be replacing Ben Affleck is it me it's not you Luke damn
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  it it's not you it's not it's not any of us funnily enough no this is this was
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  just a rumor and it just came out today somebody who runs one of those kind of
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  Hollywood Goss sites came out and said that they have a source on the inside
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  that says that Robert patson is in speaking to uh the Batman so obviously
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  there no confirmation it's just a rumor but that's choice he's not big
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  physically I would see him more as a robin if he was going to be there
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  imagine they said that to him he goes in for the audition they're like look we
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  see you as more of a they got the two costumes up and he walks over to pop on
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  the Batman one and they're like oh Rob the um the other costume mate no no no
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  no no no no it's not for you I think I think it's bit a
• 24:23
  misunderstanding oh man I wish we wrote for Saturday Night Live
• 24:29
  I mean he's he's all right as an actor I guess is he's not Batman though no but I
• 24:34
  mean physically he's he's not Batman like although I mean I didn't like those
• 24:38
  piece of [ __ ] vampire movies he made but he hates them to and everything else
• 24:42
  he's done has been great the Twilight movies yeah I mean he could maybe bulk
• 24:48
  up I don't know I mean it's not wouldn't be the first time someone's undergone a
• 24:52
  physical transformation maybe maybe they' taken it in another Direction no
• 24:55
  One thought Chris Pratt could slim down for [ __ ] anything and look at him now
• 24:59
  how tall is he though I tell you Luke he's he's taller than Michael Keaton is
• 25:05
  he he must be yeah but they made him look tall no I can't say no he can't he
• 25:11
  can't be Batman I've decided okay no did he bulk up or just
• 25:16
  expand but I mean and uh even um Chris Emsworth isn't naturally as as enormous
• 25:22
  as he is for Thor and he has a lot of trouble getting that big with um with
• 25:27
  the much trouble no he said it's very difficult he has to has to eat an
• 25:31
  uncomfortable amount to get big enough I saw an interview with him where he said
• 25:35
  that he's looking forward to not having to do that anymore he has to force
• 25:38
  himself to eat to to get big enough to for the character and he said it's
• 25:42
  actually it it sounds ridiculous but he's he basically just eats boiled
• 25:46
  chicken and [ __ ] broccoli like and he has to force himself to eat like
• 25:52
  uncomfortable amounts of it to get big enough well I guess no no human being is
• 25:56
  shaped like that naturally sure um I'll happily do that for that
• 26:02
  paycheck I think he is happy to do it for that paycheck I'll do for half of
• 26:06
  that paycheck okay there you go Marvel Luke I give you half off as So you
• 26:13
  you're going to Play Thor he'll only have half the body but you only have to
• 26:17
  pay him half the m is it Thor is the role you're auditioning for I'll audition for
• 26:23
  anything Noble of you well we already know we already know that Matt's got his
• 26:28
  on on Batman we we've seen Matt in the bat suit I've been Batman i' I've played
• 26:33
  Batman already on film yeah look as far as a whole bunch of people out in
• 26:36
  Western Sydney are concerned you you're in The Dark Knight
• 26:42
  Rises y but Luke you don't have a specific character you've got your eye
• 26:47
  on um I'd like to play an X-Wing pilot okay yeah sure you wouldn't even have to
• 26:53
  you wouldn't have to up for that cuz you just kind of just see your little head
• 26:56
  there in a helmet yeah yeah in fact if anything I'm the new yeah that was going
• 27:03
  to say if they sat you with Porkins they'd be like is this skinny C reminds
• 27:06
  me of something let me uh the actor who played uh Parkins M eggart got a
• 27:13
  sandwich for he's in um he's in the Last Crusade I think William
• 27:19
  hootkins is his name he's in uh Raiders yeah yeah he's in he's in a lot of
• 27:24
  things he's in the first the first Indiana Jones do you know what his
• 27:26
  character's name is in the L AR no right his character's name in Star Wars
• 27:32
  Parkins his character in Raiders of L AR major
• 27:37
  eaten
• 27:41
  no [ __ ] did they not like this
• 27:45
  [ __ ] can't leave it alone can wow huh well and in Batman his name's
• 27:51
  eggart is that kind of implying that he's got cholesterol problems I think
• 27:56
  George Lucas is just like oh yeah you can be in the f you fat piece of [ __ ]
• 28:01
  eaten either that or George Lucas just has no idea that that's what his brains
• 28:05
  come up with yeah he's subconsciously yeah someone mentioned that the other
• 28:09
  day and made me laugh well me I I don't know what character I'd play but but the
• 28:12
  greatest moment of my entire life was when I was at Manila ComicCon um two
• 28:16
  years ago and a random person came up to me and said oh you should cosplay as
• 28:22
  loky because you look exactly like Tom and I was like okay but thanks I'll take
• 28:27
  that yep I'll take it [ __ ] do it that's yeah I mean I wanted to be like
• 28:32
  [ __ ] we all white people look the same to you do we but I was just I was
• 28:35
  just way too flattered to be offended you know what I'm saying no man you
• 28:39
  should should try it it look like the dwarf version Oh you could go as uh
• 28:43
  dinky's character from yeah Avers he's so big speaking of which mat your uh
• 28:49
  your revisiting of Avengers Infinity War uh prompted me to go back and revisit
• 28:56
  also cool what you think I don't know if I was tempered by the fact that you were
• 29:00
  slightly let down by it on the second watch but I I really enjoyed it even the
• 29:05
  second time through yeah really really
• 29:08
  did and I'm [ __ ] psyched for for the new one the new one well I'm glad you
• 29:13
  psyched for it because it's very long they've announced this week yeah I'm I'm
• 29:17
  fine with that it's going to be the longest Marvel movie 3 hours but it's
• 29:22
  because it going to have like so many stories in it oh yeah it's just very long be broken
• 29:29
  so I can't I can't remember if I've mentioned this on the podcast before or
• 29:32
  whether I was just yelling it out on the train while I was listening to you guys
• 29:35
  talk about it last week um but um just
• 29:39
  the plotline of Doctor Strange going seeing into the future and seeing all
• 29:44
  possible Futures and then making certain sacrifices for one specific future that
• 29:50
  he says is the only one out of billions that is one that they actually want to
• 29:55
  strive for um that is a plot like ripped straight out of
• 30:00
  Dune oh sure that is the whole second
• 30:04
  book um June Messiah that that's what that's about okay and uh word Paul trady
• 30:10
  sees into the future and sees that the the future where he lets the freman take
• 30:15
  control of the Galaxy and billions of people die in a in a religious Jihad is the best
• 30:21
  possibility in terms of deaths I'm now in the third book by the way work there
• 30:25
  why could I not work here I'm still gone I mean children of Dune now [ __ ] has
• 30:29
  gotten weird [ __ ] has gotten weird yeah I heard that they get weird Paul Trad
• 30:34
  is's son right is now emperor of the universe and he has he has had so much
• 30:39
  [ __ ] malange now that he has fused with the sandworm and he is half
• 30:44
  sandworm and he's like just like omnip he's it's it's [ __ ] crazy now it's
• 30:49
  [ __ ] crazy H I told you that uh that that Isaac azimov series Foundation a it's a little
• 30:56
  bit like that too where the guy comes up with mathematical equation to predict
• 31:00
  what's going to happen and so he Engineers a bunch of things to happen in
• 31:04
  a future he like records messages to be played every thousand years and and
• 31:09
  stuff like that to kind of steer Humanity in the right direction and then
• 31:14
  it's kind of like about all these events playing out and and stuff like that it's
• 31:17
  good series well that sounds fantastic and it also sounds a little bit like
• 31:20
  that film that Brian mosus and Craig Anderson tried to get off the ground
• 31:23
  about 10 years ago called Marcus plus love where a guy with syndrome comes up
• 31:29
  with mathematical formula about how to get a girlfriend and he uses this maths
• 31:33
  to find the exact girl that mathematic says he should be with and then stalks
• 31:37
  her was nor McDonald attached that film at some point was who nor
• 31:42
  McDonald [ __ ] I'd love to see nor McDonald in that I want to see nor
• 31:45
  McDonald in just anything I think I think maybe he's he's going to be hiding
• 31:49
  for a while Luke I'm sorry no he's got he's got a show on Netflix Oh is he all
• 31:54
  right then yeah Netflix have cancelled shows with people way more famous than
• 31:58
  nor McDonald in them I don't know if you've seen it it's like it's not good
• 32:03
  it's like a talk show I've only watched one episode it was just him and David
• 32:07
  Spade talking and it was just well I mean that's confusing why are he talking to David
• 32:13
  Spade I'm so confused no no no it's like like he kept going like I'm going to
• 32:19
  throw to all right we're going to throw to an ad breakdown and they was going
• 32:23
  like there's no ads on Netflix like are you serious like it was it was just
• 32:27
  weird bad jokes I think that's the problem and I think that's what it is
• 32:30
  it's it is actually just them not planning anything just coming in and
• 32:35
  chatting like the show pretty much like our podcast is it is David Spade less
• 32:40
  funny than nor McDonald I mean that's given right I always thought yeah nor I
• 32:46
  quite like nor McDonald I don't know why he didn't get as big as the others did I
• 32:51
  don't know I don't knowbe we're funer than maybe you do know now you've seen
• 32:55
  his show maybe you do know why yeah maybe you know why oh I think now it's
• 32:58
  just because he's getting old look maybe when he was doing funny voices in the
• 33:01
  Adam Sandler movies you know that was or you know what it could be just in Good
• 33:05
  Company it could be because of what happened he's now too self-aware to be
• 33:12
  funny I think that can happen like he's he's he he's made he misspoke right
• 33:18
  trying to you know live so now he's got he sort of self aware he sort of was
• 33:24
  sort of going up with Adam Sandler same time then he got at his own television
• 33:29
  show and then he sort of just disappeared look other people have
• 33:33
  disappeared from uh OT platforms uh is
• 33:37
  Woody Allen who uh yeah is now suing
• 33:41
  Amazon for $68 million because uh they
• 33:46
  decided uh to take a stance against his his own child molesting uh ways now I'm
• 33:52
  not saying I come down on the side of Woody I don't know what happened but no
• 33:58
  but I do know that Amazon knew about that yes when they gave him this
• 34:02
  contract that's the problem yeah what I don't understand is why people now this
• 34:08
  year have decided to start taking things away from Woody well I think the problem
• 34:13
  not the problem I think the thing that's changed is that
• 34:17
  now like people have known about this for a very long time and and Woody all's
• 34:22
  been able to continue to work and but except that's kind of changing where as
• 34:26
  a matter if you knew about it before it can come back and and bite you
• 34:30
  now which is a little different used to be here's the thing that I find
• 34:34
  different I I find this different about Woody to than all of the others and it's
• 34:38
  not just because I'm a woody fan because I'm a fan of a lot of people I'm a fan
• 34:41
  of pansy's films and I I stilling be in jail for sodomizing that exactly right
• 34:46
  but the thing that's different about Woody is this did come out in the media
• 34:50
  he did get crucified in the court of public opinion and the police
• 34:55
  investigated him right thoroughly twice
• 35:00
  and came up and said no these were false
• 35:03
  accusations yeah yes uh I think that
• 35:09
  doesn't matter so much now because the court of public opinion could cause
• 35:12
  problems for Amazon I think that's probably what they're thinking but the
• 35:15
  problem with them is they already have a contract and you can't back out of the
• 35:18
  contract based on something you already knew about he is holding them to it yeah
• 35:23
  so they got I guess they got to decide whether they want to pay him to to make
• 35:28
  this go away it's probably in their best interest to to pay whatever he wants I
• 35:32
  guess yeah they're going to be paying something and this will disappear again
• 35:35
  and I they must have had this conversation with their lawyers before
• 35:39
  uh they probably played the jingle where like Luke comes out and decides on court
• 35:44
  cases and then was that bizarre court cases I don't know if it was bizar court
• 35:50
  cases I swear there was another one [Music]
• 35:56
  cases never seen Harve bird man hopefully this will do yeah I think
• 36:02
  maybe there was another one specifically about Luke weighing in on
• 36:06
  things but I like the I like the bizarre cour cases one especially because it's
• 36:09
  so self-referential and it's and it references something that I said on that
• 36:13
  episode that if you didn't watch that episode you'll have no idea why you talk
• 36:18
  about Harvey Burg but I mean it is it's still still true I've not seen Harvey
• 36:22
  Birdman so yeah is I know what he looks like though yeah I know what he looks
• 36:27
  like and I know that that is this that monkey guy in it too right with the The
• 36:31
  Green Monkey guy there was a cartoon character from the80s that he also looks
• 36:36
  like Hawkman something Johnny Hawkman I
• 36:41
  think John Hawkman um look seeing as you've just played the uh bizarre court
• 36:47
  cases jingle there's there's a couple of other court cases happening right now
• 36:51
  that that we can talk about right uh there is a man in India who was suing his
• 36:58
  for bringing him into the world without his consent
• 37:02
  okay yeah so we've had on like this before we had the redhead suing his
• 37:09
  parents well this guy this this guy is saying it's it's
• 37:14
  fair enough that parents have kids because there's no way you can ask for
• 37:18
  consent so all conception is that you know [ __ ] concession but what he's
• 37:25
  saying is he's saying that if you are bringing me into this world against my
• 37:30
  will then you must fund my entire life [ __ ] off
• 37:35
  mate what you must you must buy every meal I'm ever going to eat you could you
• 37:40
  must buy every shirt I'm ever going to wear because this was your idea mom and
• 37:45
  dad this gentleman is a prominent member of a growing anti-natalist movement
• 37:50
  which Advocates a child-free lifestyle in overpopulated areas like maybe this
• 37:55
  guy grew up in well he grew in India I assume which you know has an
• 37:59
  overpopulation problem maybe that kind of makes sense but I mean as a as a
• 38:03
  global phenomenon I don't think that's going to work out very well for the
• 38:06
  human race no and also I mean his reasoning in here is uh this is a quote
• 38:11
  from him isn't forcing a child into this world and then forcing it to have a
• 38:16
  career akin to just kidnapping and slavery no it's not no not really okay
• 38:21
  um all right so I can weigh in on this yeah please do yes please yeah yeah parents
• 38:28
  take him out you want you want a mob of parents to murder him you brought him in
• 38:33
  you can take him out it's the only way to make this guy happy oh yeah I get you
• 38:37
  very very late term abortion is what you're saying yep very late oh very late
• 38:43
  sorry we didn't have your permission to bring you into the world so we'll take her out
• 38:47
  mistake what a knob come on mate brutal I would argue you don't have consent
• 38:53
  before you exist therefore there is no I mean this is ridiculous it's ridiculous
• 38:58
  yeah but that's that's precisely why you can't [ __ ] a child mat is because they
• 39:01
  can't possibly consent to it so you've got to just not do it you can't just
• 39:05
  [ __ ] a kid and then just say it could Poss have consented I do not want to
• 39:10
  never have never will [ __ ] a child
• 39:14
  without their very clear about that so while we're while we're talking
• 39:20
  about uh bizarre court cases uh I we we we also have we also have a uh a jingle
• 39:27
  for are you sure it's a law that might apply here when my jaw hit the floor
• 39:32
  when I heard what you said but I'm sure in days of your would have made more
• 39:36
  sense it seems so strange and I need to know the score so I really got to ask
• 39:40
  are you sure that's a law are you sure that's a because I want
• 39:44
  to talk about this man from Saskatchewan and one I love the fact that you have a
• 39:50
  is it a state is it a whole state called Saskatchewan or is it just a a county or
• 39:55
  something anyway I love it it's just a ridiculous name they got to be a city or
• 39:59
  something right it's not there's no State called that I don't know you got a
• 40:02
  lot of states there got a lot of States yeah we do but I don't think
• 40:05
  Saskatchewan's one of them right fine didn't they test you on this Matt should
• 40:10
  be able to name 50 states yeah that's true that's probably he probably had to
• 40:13
  do that test to get his green card I would assume so I can name all the
• 40:18
  Australian ones skatch one true is that in Canada even is it actually I think it
• 40:22
  is in Canada oh okay not even in America all right Matt you're off the hook know that
• 40:29
  either yeah the fact that he didn't Canadian province seemed quite sure that
• 40:33
  it wasn't though look it's a Canadian province funny names aside or not uh
• 40:40
  this
• 40:41
  Saskatchewan uh Mr assman is uh is angry
• 40:47
  because for the second time the state of Saskatchewan has refused to give him
• 40:51
  vanity license plates with his name on it asman pronounced Osman yeah yeah apparent
• 40:58
  it is mate sure it is but it is spelled
• 41:00
  as m n if they could have that in signf
• 41:05
  why can he not have it it's true it's true look I think I think he knows why
• 41:11
  and I I do think he's being a little COI about it like why can't I just have my
• 41:16
  name on the last way Mr asman you know why you know why you can't yeah cuz it
• 41:22
  says ass man that's why to your parents everyone's doing it right for giving you
• 41:28
  that name without if you're going to sue your parents for anything Luke what
• 41:31
  would it be and bear in mind that that your mom does listen to this show
• 41:35
  there's no point in suing them there's no money there they're sometimes you don't sue for
• 41:40
  money though you sue for precedent no ient if I'm sing people I want to get
• 41:45
  something out of it I'm not helping other people down the line yeah it's just Revenge mate
• 41:50
  Revenge no not in my nature I might sue my parents for taking my forkin without
• 41:56
  my consent yeah I bet in the future that will be a thing yeah I'm surprised it
• 42:01
  already isn't I mean I'm I'm a little peeved about it to be honest like if
• 42:05
  somebody said to me now it's like do you want to be genital mutilated I'd be like
• 42:09
  [ __ ] no bro you're like we'll just do it to babies then and then there's the Jews
• 42:15
  that're like it's traditional and we do it without teeth without
• 42:20
  consent is that staying in yeah it can stay in this can stay in too so I
• 42:25
  visited a friend of ours recently um who may or may not be the um
• 42:30
  designated attorney for our show oh yeah sure and um to see his lovely wife and
• 42:35
  their new lovely baby and uh his his
• 42:38
  wife um all very well very well MH good
• 42:43
  um she is of the Jewish persuasion uh at
• 42:47
  least in part yeah yeah okay her father
• 42:50
  looks like um hman kristofski
• 42:55
  exactly like that right he's excellent so um but she was telling me that uh at
• 43:01
  her wedding she had her makeup artist come in and um she was doing the makeup
• 43:06
  and she said to her I'm going to make you look so
• 43:10
  jewy she Ruth was like what she's like yeah you're going to you're going to be
• 43:15
  really you're going to look really jewy when I'm finished with you and she's
• 43:19
  like how can you say that to me and she's like oh don't worry jewy is in the
• 43:23
  jewy look is what everyone wants right now and she's like I must say I'm I'm a
• 43:28
  bit offended by this um and she was like I don't know why like I'm telling you
• 43:33
  you look jewy and I'm telling you it's a good thing so I don't know why you're
• 43:35
  offended she meant Dey d e w yeah yeah cuz cuz apparently looking slightly
• 43:42
  moist is in well I don't even understand that but um let's not use the word jewy
• 43:46
  anymore shall we yeah yeah could be could be Mis misheard multiple misheard
• 43:52
  gasm I have a story tell you what let's talk do you want to do some animal news
• 43:57
  just briefly um oh yeah there's a story that I read this week is consensual uh
• 44:02
  no no actually and that's uh an animal
• 44:06
  can never consent Luke well never ever no no it's that horse that winked I'm
• 44:12
  going to jump into an anote looked at his crutch
• 44:16
  and so yeah you've got a dog Dan I do have you ever have you had to take
• 44:21
  Charlie to the vet I have yeah at any point yeah you have yeah does he get a
• 44:25
  bit nervous does he get a bit anxious um look he he doesn't but he's weird in
• 44:28
  that way I think he has a bit of a crush on our vet so oh he's got that going on
• 44:33
  for him yeah okay cuz sometimes you know sometimes animals can get a bit
• 44:36
  uncomfortable yeah yeah yeah most of the time Jenna was at work uh she works at a
• 44:40
  veter clinic and her auntie brought in their their pets for some treatment
• 44:45
  Jenna wasn't there at the time they brought the dog in and the dog was being
• 44:49
  examined by the doctor the vet and the dog was a little uncomfortable acting a
• 44:53
  little nervous and so yeah the um the doctor said oh you know uh you know
• 45:00
  could you could you give me a hand could you maybe hold the dog and then Shen's
• 45:02
  Auntie said oh no don't worry I've uh I've got a way to Cal him down and then
• 45:08
  started jerking the dog off no no y wouldn't that excit him more Matt okay
• 45:14
  for starus Matt are you sure you don't want to record a line that just says
• 45:18
  it's a random customer and you're not actually name checking
• 45:22
  J I asked if it was okay to tell the story okay did you ask I was going to do
• 45:27
  that no no I I don't know this ATI all right backing very well okay so so she's
• 45:32
  jerking the dog off all right so all right fine obiously says does the dog
• 45:37
  finish um does the dog finish I don't know because the vet left the room you
• 45:43
  please insert that uh that scene in here from um Mo rats yes that's exactly what
• 45:48
  I'm seeking of yeah what ises he cmer what Jesus man there's some things you
• 45:54
  just don't talk about in public so yeah I don't know because yeah like they said
• 45:59
  the vet left the room and uh and vet left the room he's like I'll leave you
• 46:02
  to it she she left the room oh excuse me I've just been
• 46:06
  sexist you said it was a doctor so I assume yeah no I just assumed you
• 46:10
  wouldn't jerk off an animal in front of a woman or at all I mean that that it
• 46:15
  probably seems sexist but I'm oldfashioned like that but this this is
• 46:20
  would have be the first time like they would have to know that jerking the dog
• 46:24
  off relaxes it so I mean of course it does she knows a way to Cal him down oh
• 46:31
  my God so you know about this because the doctor said to Jenna when she got to
• 46:38
  work by the way your auntie is here she's giving the dog a hand J in the
• 46:42
  Next Room well she she she uh told her later the the next day that it had
• 46:48
  happened she said I don't know how to tell you this I don't know how to she's
• 46:51
  not welcome there anymore Where's the Line she's like oh it's not working I'm
• 46:54
  going to have to use my mouth which ladies if you're listening using
• 46:59
  your mouth is definitely the best way to give a hand job yep he that led to
• 47:03
  Another Story Another anecdote from the world of of Veterinary practice do we
• 47:08
  need a jingle for animal news maybe there's a woman who brought in a a dog
• 47:13
  and yeah they were going to get the dog
• 47:17
  Ned um the female dog and she said I just want to give him one last her she
• 47:23
  the woman goes I don't really want to do that but
• 47:28
  is it going to make the dog's tit shrink and the the vet was like what
• 47:35
  what and she goes well we play this game where you know she rolls over onto her
• 47:40
  back and then I put my face into a tummy and I shake my face around and I really
• 47:45
  like the way her tits hit me in the face so I don't you're motor don't want her
• 47:51
  tits to shrink no what that's crowds to take the dog
• 47:56
  away what the [ __ ] place is this that all these people vet must just be like
• 48:02
  can't own dogs maybe you shouldn't be able to do what you want maybe maybe
• 48:07
  home of the free I can Live Free or Die
• 48:10
  matthew live free m about your dog or die she likes the way they hit her in
• 48:17
  the face when she goodness me does that she [ __ ] motorboats it and in other
• 48:23
  animal News dogs have tits I mean I'm I'm I'm aware that they're mams that
• 48:27
  they're mamory Grand I I've never seen a dog with tit you've been in Singapore
• 48:30
  too long Dan did I say that wrong no no oh great I'm going to get remixed and
• 48:35
  it's going to be Chinese
• 48:40
  themed stop imagining it Matt stop
• 48:47
  it I'm going to I'm going to get in trouble I'm going to get in trouble too
• 48:51
  I'm going to have to apologize I'm not I'm going to know McDonald myself you
• 48:55
  have to be [ __ ] think I was being racist coined it in other animal news a gentleman in
• 49:01
  Colorado was out for a run and was attacked by a mountain lion which is
• 49:07
  [ __ ] terrifying yeah but they they [ __ ] breed him hard in it's basically
• 49:12
  it's a it's a it's a lion so he got attacked by a lion and a mountain lion
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  and managed to escape and then went got him it had injured him had bitten his
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  arm I think and he so he got himself to a hospital and then you know that the
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  animal protection people came in and he said uh yeah no I
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  I managed to get away but I think I may have killed the mountain line and they
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  were like what and he said yeah I think I um like no you didn't yeah they were
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  like yeah like no mate very unlikely and he said no [ __ ] I think I've I think I I
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  think I strangled it to death and they were like Ah that's that's unlikely so
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  they they went out to have a look and yep he did he strangled it to death yep
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  wow what what the hell uh it was it was attacking him and he managed to I guess
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  get it in a choke hold and strangle It To Death Christ what a [ __ ] badass
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  just [ __ ] hold on and don't let
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  go yeah it's a big arm don't fight it
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  yeah but I just love that they like no mate I don't think but just to be clear
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  he he didn't [ __ ] it well right I don't know if they checked because that's
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  that's illegal I don't know if they checked maybe they should even when
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  you're dead you can't consent or if you're a mountain lion one of those two
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  things if one of those two things are true if you you're a dead Mountain line
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  you definitely can't so [ __ ] dead you're I might take this one home just
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  double check is it dead or is it a mountain lion if not you're in the clear
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  yep yeah those are the two yeah just remember the popular slogan lion to [ __ ]
• 50:51
  you're out of luck hey it's Valentine's Day soon it is
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  Valentine's Day and I think we should all participate in this El Paso Zoo has
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  a promotion going where you can name a cockroach after your ex and they will
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  feed it to A Mir cat for Valentine's Day and I think we should all be what mat
• 51:12
  which of your which of your exes do you want that to happen to know I think you
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  know which one Dan fair I don't yeah you do no I don't
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  you should tell me I'm not going to say it out loud on the show Luke we're just
• 51:27
  gonna subtly name a [ __ ] cockroach after say Chris's name on the [ __ ] show
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  luk but yes so you can message the zoo on Facebook what a [ __ ] she turned out
• 51:40
  to be [ __ ] getting eaten by a meat is too good for her as far as I'm concerned
• 51:45
  you can head over to uh to El Paso zo's Facebook page and uh let him know that
• 51:51
  you want your ex-girlfriend to be eaten by a mirat and they will name a
• 51:54
  cockroach after him or her sorry what about this what about if we had all our
• 52:00
  listeners sponsor cockroaches named after your ex-girlfriend you know
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  hundreds and hundreds of cockroaches named Christy being fed to A Satisfied
• 52:10
  mircat right in write Christie down on a piece of paper send it in well on a
• 52:15
  Facebook message and send it in send it
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  to uh to Old El Paso no El Paso Zoo ELO
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  zooo is where they display the various Sal if you if you include Old El Paso on
• 52:29
  your application will they put some um some salsa cockro on the Cockroach when
• 52:34
  they feed it to the mirat presumably cuz I do this thing at the moment right
• 52:37
  where like my dog my dog will want things off my is this going to get weird
• 52:41
  is this going to get weird it gets a little bit weird sure but it doesn't get
• 52:44
  like non-consensual not joking it off fully full consent between he and I H
• 52:51
  thinks this is bizarre but um so my dog my loyal Hound loyal Hound will come and
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  sit beside me and um he will wait in
• 53:01
  various degrees of patience for me to give him something off my plate sure
• 53:06
  right and I'm I'm happy to just give him like a little bit of so you're the weak
• 53:09
  link oh yeah I I don't consider it a week L I consider it my duty as a
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  [ __ ] man who owns a dog to [ __ ] feed my dogs right so I'll give him a
• 53:19
  little something I give a little something off my plate but I like to
• 53:23
  have hot sauce on my food sure right from time to time and I don't want my
• 53:28
  dog to have to [ __ ] go through that sure right so I I will often put
• 53:34
  something in my mouth and like get rid of the hot sauce that way and then take
• 53:41
  the food out of my mouth and give it to my dog sure I've I've been called a a
• 53:46
  mother bird feeding its little bird chicklets uh but I don't think I don't
• 53:51
  think there's anything anything wrong with pre- preparing with orally pre-
• 53:55
  preparing food food for your pet does it ever happen the other
• 54:01
  way do are you asking me if my dog ever puts hot sauce on food and brings it to
• 54:06
  me cuz no that has not happened yet he like he sucks the gravy off it and then
• 54:12
  he's like Dan Dan i' got a treat for you mate this a treat for
• 54:18
  you best friends I turned on my Xbox finally this week and I have a I just
• 54:23
  want to check something Luke what was I playing this week because I think you
• 54:26
  know oh I actually don't know but I'll find out in two
• 54:29
  seconds uh where's my friends list sorry
• 54:34
  I need to find this out my friends yeah I turned on my Xbox this week did you
• 54:38
  get an achievement oh yeah I got a couple of achievements I just assumed
• 54:41
  you cuz you you used to monitor this [ __ ] so you're playing Batman Arkham
• 54:45
  Asylum you won four achievements you got very nice painful payback day dreamer
• 54:51
  just what the doctors ordered and cryptic investigator oh that was on that was
• 54:57
  just today well yesterday you enjoy Arkham Asylum mat yeah I uh well I've
• 55:02
  played it before surprised you haven't already played it I know yeah with all
• 55:06
  these games you've bought and not played you're like [ __ ] it Arkham Asylum again
• 55:10
  yeah because like the last time you were playing your Xbox was November 26th yeah
• 55:15
  I know look cuz here's my here's my theory on this now [ __ ] I'm just going
• 55:18
  to play whatever I feel like playing H I don't care cuz I used to I used to put a
• 55:22
  lot of pressure on myself to be like oh this new game's out and I should play so
• 55:26
  I can talk about and I just don't enjoy them when I do that you leave that to me
• 55:30
  famously BioShock Infinite I did not enjoy because I had to force myself to
• 55:34
  play it so that I could you rushed it and honest to God Matt what if you
• 55:38
  really took your time with that and you got all the DLC there was a lot to see
• 55:43
  maybe I'll give that a shot too but but yeah Arkham um it's the Remake because I
• 55:47
  played the original on I think I put 360 well either 360 or
• 55:52
  PC I think I played Arkham City on PC I might have played Arkham on my Xbox it
• 55:59
  doesn't matter but this is the Remake uh yeah it's [ __ ] excellent I mean
• 56:03
  they're just excellent games and I thought I want a game like first of all
• 56:07
  I just really enjoy the gameplay of it and I there's a lot of stuff to do in it
• 56:12
  like Puzzles and Riddler things and it's a game I can jump into and I might try
• 56:16
  and get a Riddler trophy or Riddler puzzle and you know just have a bit of a
• 56:20
  play you did play it on a 360 thanks lukee got some achievements did I wow
• 56:26
  wow you can see I also I played a bit of Ghost Recon wildlands
• 56:30
  yesterday cuz I was talking to talking to my friend about it it's a fun game
• 56:35
  yeah it is it's good look Matt I know what you mean though
• 56:39
  because I don't know what to play anymore because I I only get a chance to
• 56:45
  play the Xbox maybe on the weekends or when qu's away or if I have a little
• 56:49
  hour to myself here and there and I don't really play games to just play for
• 56:53
  an hour you know they're not the kind of games I play
• 56:57
  and you know we were talking a couple of weeks ago about how Matt I think you
• 57:02
  have also abandoned Red Dead Redemption not because it's not a good game just
• 57:05
  because it's going to go on forever and do we really have the time and patience
• 57:09
  to do that yeah and then I had some time this weekend and and I didn't know what
• 57:13
  to play I didn't know whether to play that again I booted up Kanan again and
• 57:17
  then turned that off right then I played I played like 4 hours four out four and
• 57:23
  then decided well this is the same thing like am I going to build a house am I
• 57:28
  going to am I going to like [ __ ] form a clan what am I going to do like am I
• 57:32
  going to I going to spend 100 hours doing this and then I went and [ __ ] I
• 57:36
  went on the the the the Xbox store and I bought I bought Wolfenstein cuz it was
• 57:42
  on [ __ ] sale for 12 bucks I play that for like half an hour um it was one of
• 57:47
  the it's the prequel to the first one yeah that one great yeah it's fine but I
• 57:53
  got bored of that as well um and you know what I ended up ended up playing
• 57:57
  [ __ ] dead red de Redemption you know what you should do what finish
• 58:02
  hellblade oh yeah yeah I should finish you should cuz that's a good story I
• 58:06
  want to play that actually we talked about this a couple weeks ago I do want
• 58:09
  to play that yeah I did like it never finished it though yeah now you got two
• 58:13
  achievements in it yeah I don't play for achievements yeah no I feel you man
• 58:19
  reason to play games I just need to take the pressure off myself and I'm just
• 58:23
  going to play whatever I [ __ ] feel like without being like Oh I should play
• 58:27
  this other one I bought you know what no [ __ ] it I'm just GNA do what I want yeah
• 58:30
  just play games enjoy them that's what games are for let me play every single
• 58:35
  game that's ever released yeah that's right just for the
• 58:39
  achievements look Luke doesn't have any fun playing games and neither should you
• 58:43
  true I'll say this about uh red debt and I don't know whether I'd never
• 58:47
  encountered this until today or whether I hadn't just hadn't noticed it because
• 58:51
  of the context but I am surprised that
• 58:55
  they really go there with the end bomb no no they they do do that and they do
• 59:00
  do that in games that are set in the period like even Mafia 3 they actually
• 59:05
  came out and went like look this there's even a warning at the start like we're
• 59:09
  going to use words that probably AR acceptable today but this is a game of
• 59:12
  the time because I mean it is true to the period in many ways but in many ways
• 59:17
  also they make it familyfriendly you can't [ __ ] any of the hores St I don't
• 59:21
  know why you can't have SE it would have been so easy for them to just not use the
• 59:26
  yeah it's like oh no no we don't want to let people do that that's gross oh no
• 59:29
  they can they can say that though what led them to to those two decisions
• 59:33
  independently of each other clearly but just yeah like I want more than a deluxe
• 59:38
  bar that's all I'm saying yeah actually don't know don't
• 59:43
  know if I've come across it game but I'm going to compile some new quotes for the
• 59:47
  uh for the opening the opening jingle and I think I've got some good ones from
• 59:52
  this week hey before we uh before we head off into the Afterparty I do want
• 59:55
  to nominate somebody for Geek of the week uh well I say somebody it is animal
• 59:59
  news technically Oreo the raccoon who uh who is Rocket Raccoon basically it's the
• 1:00:06
  the raccoon that he's modeled after in the movies has died and uh he he also he
• 1:00:11
  attended the um the premiere of Guardians of the Galaxy with James gun
• 1:00:15
  walked down the red carpet with him he did I I don't know how I feel about that
• 1:00:19
  I'm sure Ron would have been [ __ ] terrified that environment's an he's
• 1:00:23
  just does he yeah okay oh he's
• 1:00:27
  um I'm going to veto it what you're vetoing geek of the week for a dead
• 1:00:33
  raccoon y that was the basis for Rocket Raccoon yep what on what grounds I don't
• 1:00:40
  think he's a geek come on on what grounds you don't think he's not a geek
• 1:00:43
  you don't think the raccoon who played Rocket Raccoon is a geek no really it
• 1:00:47
  was just a job for him just a paycheck unbelievable so I I
• 1:00:54
  don't get to play the Jing I can play the jingle backwards I did not I did not
• 1:00:57
  see him coming out in James Khan's defense well he was obviously dying
• 1:01:02
  what' he die of he died of uh being a [ __ ] raccoon like his dying wish
• 1:01:08
  could have been for James gun to come back he's dying being a raccoon
• 1:01:13
  AAL it is after 10 years Matt if you're a raccoon after 10 years you just die
• 1:01:19
  yeah that's probably true yeah so I I ju I can't justify giving this raccoon geek
• 1:01:25
  awake lot of animal news this week and a lot of Guardians of the Galaxy news this
• 1:01:29
  is like the Guardians of the Galaxy animal episode all right veto no geek of
• 1:01:35
  the week Matt play the jingle backwards sorry about [Music]
• 1:01:41
  this and okay so that's that's that's uh
• 1:01:45
  of the for this week and well that's a bit of a bummer to end on but yeah but
• 1:01:52
  look look let's let's leave it there and let's um let's go into the after and
• 1:01:59
  out I justed to bastard we go we do have
• 1:02:04
  to announce uh after that that we've got
• 1:02:09
  a competition yeah a little tease yes so
• 1:02:14
  is this a Luke competition or actual competition I mean Luke's competition is
• 1:02:19
  actual Surprises with my competitions it looks competitions are actual
• 1:02:23
  competitions it's just that he gets in trouble for them because he
• 1:02:26
  he he just announces he's going to spend a bunch of money on our listeners um and
• 1:02:31
  in this case uh you are going to get some free [ __ ] listeners so uh if you
• 1:02:36
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• 1:02:47
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• 1:02:52
  episode or an episode until the competition ends um let's say we'll give
• 1:02:56
  you how long should we give people for this um give I'd say a month all right
• 1:03:01
  over the next month uh share the episode and then uh you know tag us or let us
• 1:03:05
  know that you did it just just let us know because if we're not aware of it
• 1:03:08
  you won't be in the running but uh and at the end of the month we're going to
• 1:03:10
  give away uh a t-shirt from um from tea public we have a tua store that we um I
• 1:03:16
  think we've mentioned it on the show in a while Matt Matt do you do you remember
• 1:03:19
  the last time we gave away [ __ ] clothes we went bankrupt no no it's all
• 1:03:23
  right it's all right it's fine we bankrupt deserve it the listeners
• 1:03:27
  deserve it can I pick the shirt no you cannot the listeners can pick the shirt
• 1:03:31
  it doesn't have to be a multiple nerdgasm shirt if you don't want it to
• 1:03:33
  listeners although we would be obviously be very flattered if you chose a
• 1:03:36
  multiple n GM shirt no but it does have to be a shirt from tea public let's
• 1:03:40
  let's just make that perfectly clear now you can't just be like Ben Sherman I
• 1:03:43
  like this one get it for me yeah I want this Gucci blackface shirt oh my God you
• 1:03:49
  know that Gucci blackf face shirt was $500 even before it was banned imagine
• 1:03:54
  how much it costs now multiple gm.com click on the tuu link and you go to our
• 1:03:58
  tubl store uh we have our merch on there and we also have a bunch of uh designs
• 1:04:02
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• 1:04:06
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• 1:04:10
  like share the episode on social media and let us know that you did it and at
• 1:04:12
  the end of a month we'll pick someone to receive a free t-shirt of your choice
• 1:04:15
  it's got to be a t-shirt can't be a hoodie or anything but you can choose
• 1:04:18
  the design and the color of the shirt and all that kind of stuff I do buy a
• 1:04:21
  lot of shirts from there yeah and the way T Works is you can get any of their
• 1:04:25
  designs on yeah pick whatever you want we don't we're not fussy and don't let
• 1:04:28
  Luke bully you into getting something that he likes but what I like is cool
• 1:04:31
  I'll tell you what if you want Luke to pick your design that's fine just let us
• 1:04:34
  know huh yeah and then enjoy your your robotex or Donald Duck enjoy it look we
• 1:04:40
  always joke on this podcast about like you know getting like pictures of tits from the
• 1:04:45
  listeners I think I really do think that we can we can work this into it I'm not
• 1:04:51
  saying this as a prerequisite but if you if you if you link this episode
• 1:04:56
  right onto a picture of your tits that you're putting up on online um I'm just
• 1:05:00
  saying you'll get noticed slightly
• 1:05:03
  better so you know like don't don't let
• 1:05:08
  anyone stop you sending us a picture of your tits I guess is what I'm saying
• 1:05:13
  I've been asking for years when you guys
• 1:05:16
  you guys get so titf TI I'll take dick tit PS I'll take any type of pick you
• 1:05:22
  want to send me Matt can you just can you just have him say I'll take dick and then just
• 1:05:28
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