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The One About Trolling Howie Mandel · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: He hello, gorgeous. It is a la la kent frush
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  Speaker 1: back from Let's see, we did New York for Watcher
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  Speaker 1: Happens Live, we did Palm Springs. While everybody was like
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  Speaker 1: Coachella ing their asses off, I was full side with
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  Speaker 1: my bill boo. I'm feeling like we have something fun
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  Speaker 1: going on in the office today.
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  Speaker 2: We have something fun going on. And also, how are
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  Speaker 2: you feeling, because as your assistant, I've been watching you
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  Speaker 2: work literally NonStop for maybe the past ten days, and
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  Speaker 2: I know Palm Springs is like a break, but it's
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  Speaker 2: still kind of a lot traveling there and traveling back.
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  Speaker 1: No, or are you like, actually, I've kind of conquered
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  Speaker 1: the time of when to leave and when to come home.
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  Speaker 1: But I flew back from New York Thursday. Yep. I
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  Speaker 1: landed at two thirty. It took an hour to get
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  Speaker 1: from Lax back home, and when I got home, I
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  Speaker 1: literally went potty, grabbed some perriers, and drove to Palm
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  Speaker 1: Springs and it took four and a half hours to
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  Speaker 1: get there.
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  Speaker 2: That's insane. Why didn't you wait? Did you just want
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  Speaker 2: to get it over with her?
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  Speaker 1: Well? I looked at flights and the only flight they
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  Speaker 1: had leaving left it like seven forty five and landed
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  Speaker 1: at like eight twenty, and I'm like, well, if I
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  Speaker 1: leave now, I'm gonna get there at eight twenty anyway.
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  Speaker 1: So I listened to Murder I have.
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  Speaker 2: I listened to Murder Murder podcasts?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, what do you mean which podcast? Dateline? I
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  Speaker 1: just signed up for the two ninety nine a month subscription.
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  Speaker 2: Fancy.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I was like, you know what, I'm gonna splurge.
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  Speaker 1: But before we get into all things vander Pump Rules
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  Speaker 1: and watch What Happens Live, I would like to congratulate
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  Speaker 1: myself that my STD test came back absolutely negative on
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  Speaker 1: all fronts, and it's so oh. I walk in and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm back for my SDD checks, you know,
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  Speaker 1: because I just think, even though I do use protection,
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  Speaker 1: I just think that if you're going to be sexually active,
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  Speaker 1: you need to have manners and we should all be
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  Speaker 1: getting checked. The last time I went in was to
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  Speaker 1: get checked because my person was fucking around and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, I need to see just
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  Speaker 1: because I was looking at like the caliber of women
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  Speaker 1: he was messing around with, and I'm like, Yo, these
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  Speaker 1: motherfuckers got something there's like no doubt, right, So I
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  Speaker 1: go in to get checked. Everything came back fine. So
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  Speaker 1: this round, I walk in and my doc is like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my gosh. Last time you came in to do this,
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  Speaker 1: it was because your like world had fallen apart and
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  Speaker 1: your guy was disgusting. And now you're here because you've
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  Speaker 1: been out having fun. That's so cute.
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  Speaker 2: He loves he cares about you.
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  Speaker 1: I know. So he texted me over the weekend and
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  Speaker 1: was like, you're all good. Everything came back there fecto.
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  Speaker 2: Squeaky clean bad So good for me. Okay, Cookie, were
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  Speaker 2: you nervous or were you just like no but or
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  Speaker 2: like you said, You're like, no, I just do this
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  Speaker 2: to be polite.
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  Speaker 1: You always get nervous, Yeah, you know, yeah, you always
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  Speaker 1: get nervous to do that kind of stuff. Yeah, even
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  Speaker 1: though I knew that it was going to come back clean,
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  Speaker 1: You're now the first when I went, you know, last year,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm freaking out.
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  Speaker 2: You know, that would have been tough. If if that
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  Speaker 2: would have been tough to deal with, Like let's say
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  Speaker 2: just the mindset of like that would happen to you,
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  Speaker 2: like the universe, not saying the universe did that too.
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  Speaker 2: But if the terrible thing with your ex happened and
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  Speaker 2: then you had an sed on top of it, it's like,
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  Speaker 2: what the fuck? What? What did I do so bad
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  Speaker 2: in my past that karma's now coming with you know?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? My biggest thing was that when I did it
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  Speaker 1: back then, I was like, how Like, it's one thing
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  Speaker 1: to do me dirty like this, but this is what
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  Speaker 1: you've been out doing. And I gave birth vaginally. Do
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  Speaker 1: you realize what could have happened to ocean had I
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  Speaker 1: had something and I had no idea, you stupid fucking loser.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't even think of that.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, yes, the first thing that I was like,
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  Speaker 1: thank god, Oh so well, congrats congrats to me. If
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  Speaker 1: you're sexually active with multiple partners, please make sure you
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  Speaker 1: get checked often. Anyway, let's talk about vander Pump rules.
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  Speaker 2: Vander Pump rules. Oh God, I want to hear thoughts
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  Speaker 2: on this episode because all I gotta say is, damn,
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  Speaker 2: your looks were on fire.
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  Speaker 1: Well again, I had to wear my hair back the
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  Speaker 1: whole time because I looked like a wet papion the
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  Speaker 1: whole time in Mexico, So it was like the hair's
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  Speaker 1: going back. I did not realize how brutal my comment
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  Speaker 1: came across to Sina when I was like, this is
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  Speaker 1: where you're getting it twisted. It's the most important day
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  Speaker 1: for you, It is not the most important day for
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  Speaker 1: everyone else here. Brutal. Okay, it was pretty brutal. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it was honest.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought that was, but maybe this isn't the majority.
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  Speaker 2: I thought that was honest, straightforward, like, look, this is
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  Speaker 2: the reality of it, because that's how it is for everyone.
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  Speaker 2: I'd say that to my sister.
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  Speaker 1: I think it was because she was saying, this is
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  Speaker 1: not Katie's vacation, this is my wedding, and I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 1: Katie doesn't care about your wedding. Most people here don't
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  Speaker 1: care about your wedding. Not people attending, but people who
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  Speaker 1: are vacationing, right, They're not sitting there going we can't
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  Speaker 1: vacation because there's a wedding happening, right. So that's where
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to come from. Because she was saying,
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  Speaker 1: it's not Katie's vacation. I said, you got that twisted.
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  Speaker 1: It is Katie's vacation. Katie doesn't care about your wedding, and.
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  Speaker 2: It's all so I mean I feel like I'm allowed
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  Speaker 2: to say this. It was the to be have been
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  Speaker 2: considered the quote unquote cast trip. Katie's not going to
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  Speaker 2: miss that.
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  Speaker 1: I think Katie was like, you know what, fuck this,
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  Speaker 1: I have I spent money, I'm going to this resort,
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  Speaker 1: I'm enjoying. Christina Kelly can come and We're going to
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  Speaker 1: have the best time ever. And it was a bummer
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  Speaker 1: because I actually like, we did have fun, you and
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  Speaker 1: Katie and Christina. Yes, yeah, And I felt like the
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  Speaker 1: trip for them looked like a huge mistake, which, by
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  Speaker 1: the way, you ask Katie and she says, huge mistake.
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  Speaker 1: I should have never gone. Really yeah, the great TV, great.
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  Speaker 2: Great TV. They looked I mean, everyone looked beautiful. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I was furious with Schwartz and all of that with Katie,
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  Speaker 2: especially this past episode. But but I'm shock. I'm surprised
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  Speaker 2: that they would say what.
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  Speaker 1: About losin to mind me? Was this the dinner where
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  Speaker 1: she was like, I think you're drunk and I think
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  Speaker 1: you're a loser.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, she killed it, but he I mean I was enraged.
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  Speaker 2: Don't fucking touch my sushi. Number one, don't come up
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  Speaker 2: to my table messy and.
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  Speaker 1: Drunk with your foggy glasses touch.
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  Speaker 2: My food after you made out with this girl that.
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  Speaker 1: We all know well. And we go to the cave
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  Speaker 1: and Schwartzy comes up right before we're getting on the
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  Speaker 1: bus and he's like, she's still mad. I was like, bro,
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  Speaker 1: it happened less than twenty four hours ago. What do
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  Speaker 1: you mean she's still mad? I love that Andy asked
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: the question about or was it Gillian someone when I
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  Speaker 1: did watch What Happens on Wednesday said was he was
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  Speaker 1: Sandoval seeding with jealousy when he kept saying Raquel, Raquel.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm so glad that that was brought up because
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  Speaker 1: I didn't take it as like a jealousy thing. I
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  Speaker 1: took it as, like Andy said, gleeful.
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  Speaker 2: That they got the attention away.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, don't you think one hundred percent because everyone
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  Speaker 1: was fixated on it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, one hundred percent. And I also think it's almost
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  Speaker 2: like another way I took it. And I may be
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  Speaker 2: totally off on this, but like spicy, like ooh, she's
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  Speaker 2: being a little like a bad girl. We just had
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  Speaker 2: sex last week and now she's making out with my friends,
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  Speaker 2: so naughty like it again.
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  Speaker 1: He reminds me of a little somebody sand of all
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  Speaker 1: does where it's like the grossness gets him off. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's like, oh my girl, we're like fucking behind the scenes,
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  Speaker 1: and now she's making out with my best friend.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, oh right, I wish we had a video just
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  Speaker 2: for that moment.
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  Speaker 1: Right, it's so sick.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's what I got. And then Arianna like amazing
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  Speaker 2: love her, but she's like, you like saying what we're
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  Speaker 2: all thinking, ew, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Stop? Yeah, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Stop fucking weirdo? Stop saying Riquel ll you weirdo. And
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  Speaker 2: that's before she even knew anything. But still, and also
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  Speaker 2: just so I'm clear, like they've already hooked up, right, correct, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: just making that clear. Yes, and they've hooked up, possibly
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  Speaker 2: even on this trip.
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  Speaker 1: Will they admit that. No, But I also think that
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot that's that they're not sharing. Of course. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So the trip then goes into you know, Shina wanted
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  Speaker 1: me there for every single thing, and I got that,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm also not a bridesmaid. Yeah, And did you
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  Speaker 1: see when they go into the cave, the the facial
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  Speaker 1: or like body scrubs that they're making my name tag?
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  Speaker 1: Is this? She knew I wasn't going. I told her
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  Speaker 1: that from the beginning.
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  Speaker 2: Oh she did.
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  Speaker 1: I said to her, I'm not coming to that. It's
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  Speaker 1: for your bridesmaids. I'm not a bridesmaid. I'm not a bridesmaid.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so glad you clarified that, because that made me like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: she thought she was coming.
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  Speaker 1: No, she always knew I was not coming to that
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  Speaker 1: because it was only for the bridesmaids, which, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: where were all the other bridesmaids? Because it was only Courtney,
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  Speaker 1: Arianna and Raqueut.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that was another reason I was like, Oh, she
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  Speaker 2: did it with her special girls. I didn't realize it
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  Speaker 2: was for the bridesmaids. I thought it was like a
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  Speaker 2: special girl's spot.
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  Speaker 1: No, it was the bridesmaid's thing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh do you feel differently now about not attending everything?
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  Speaker 2: That you and Sheena are maybe arguably even closer now.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like you grow closer.
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  Speaker 1: It would have been different, Oh really had if her
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  Speaker 1: wedding was happening now, I would have been at everything. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: But at that point in time, it was just it
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  Speaker 1: was still funky. We had found a good middle ground
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  Speaker 1: for us. She knew like Katie was my rider die
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  Speaker 1: she knew I said to her in that scene with
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  Speaker 1: me sitting on the bed telling her I'm not going, which,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, to the rehearsal dinner. She literally says, okay,
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  Speaker 1: at the hibachi dinner, all right, now we're gonna go
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  Speaker 1: and figure out walking. Why would I go to a
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  Speaker 1: dinner with a bunch of people who are walking in
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  Speaker 1: the wedding. Same with James. James isn't in the wedding.
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  Speaker 1: Why we got to sit down and be a part
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  Speaker 1: of a dinner that's for it's a rehearsal dinner. Rehearsal
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  Speaker 1: dinners are for people who are in the wedding.
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  Speaker 2: The Habachi was the rehearsal dinner. Yes, I thought it
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  Speaker 2: was just dinner before the rehearse I wasn't even putting
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  Speaker 2: two and together. Yeah, that would have been weird. Then
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  Speaker 2: what would you have done? I guess leave with James
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  Speaker 2: and Alley after.
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  Speaker 1: But that's shit. It was like, wait, so I have
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  Speaker 1: to sit here through dinner, but I ain't good enough
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  Speaker 1: to walk and I don't understand. Yeah, now, which, by
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  Speaker 1: the way, it is different now. Number one, I would
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  Speaker 1: have been a bridesmaid, which technically I am because she
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: cropped out Raquel's space and put my head on it.
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: Does it look a little off because I have a
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  Speaker 1: very petite frame and petite head. Yes, but that's okay.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't realize how big Raquel's head was. Oh she
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  Speaker 1: got a bobble head, and this is coming from another bobblehead,
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  Speaker 1: but yeah, yeah, yeah, bobblehead. And I totally proportionate to
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  Speaker 1: her body because she's very tall. But when they showed
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  Speaker 1: on Watch Wappins, I have the before and after, I
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  Speaker 1: was like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Shit, I know that was so funny and so well done,
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: as opposed to yours, which wasn't the best crop job,
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  Speaker 2: might I add, but it was mine hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: But I feel like that's what's funny about it.
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  Speaker 2: I was absolutely I was dying. No guys, find you
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: behind the scenes. I'm with Lalla. I go to my room,
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  Speaker 2: we're in the hotel, and watch what happens. Like I
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  Speaker 2: wasn't gone for more than three and a half minutes,
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  Speaker 2: and I open Instagram and it there it is. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god, what is she getting into?
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  Speaker 1: And everyone's like, why is it so big? Because Raquel's
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  Speaker 1: head is big and I had to make my face
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  Speaker 1: bigger to fit onto her head. Again, this is not
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  Speaker 1: an insult. Her head is in proportion to her tall
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  Speaker 1: fra body. Yeah, her frame, yeah, but I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: I was due small. Yes, Before we get into absolutely
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  Speaker 2: clocking exactly in that moment, I was pray, you were
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: taking me to church when you clocked Raquel. You clocked
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  Speaker 2: Raquel for who she was twice in that episode, and
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  Speaker 2: I mean it was just like, it made my night.
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  Speaker 2: But before we get into that, I want I do
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  Speaker 2: want to say because I wrote it in my notes.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, proud this is what I wrote.
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  Speaker 2: Proud of James for the way he acted toward Schwartz.
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  Speaker 1: Best scene ever.
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  Speaker 2: I you're talking where he was sitting next to the
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  Speaker 2: lounge chair. I was literally standing. I was like holding
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  Speaker 2: tensing on my come on, James, you can do it.
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  Speaker 2: And at the end of that scene, I'm like, yes.
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  Speaker 1: See, he was like, what you're not gonna do is
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  Speaker 1: sit here make out with my ex fiance and then
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  Speaker 1: ask my girlfriend to back you up on it exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And then he was like, don't touch my leg yep.
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  Speaker 2: And he was calm about it. And so I'm not
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  Speaker 2: necessarily backtracking what I said last week. Maybe I am.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but I think Ali was probably a
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  Speaker 2: proponent of that, which is so great, as in like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if they've had a talk or not,
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  Speaker 2: but I think he was sitting there next to Ali
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  Speaker 2: and he wanted to make her proud because we've seen
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: in the episodes she's not great with confrontations.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't like it. Now she's a normal person.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he was upset, you could tell, but he
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  Speaker 2: was like he took a page from the La La book.
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  Speaker 1: I don't but he definitely took a page from someone's book.
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  Speaker 2: That was like, Yes, I was so proud.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, bravo, my other Really I loved this moment.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if anyone else loved it as much
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  Speaker 1: as I did. But when Katie goes, I want to
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: light them both on fire, and I'm like, I have chills,
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: and he's like, like so nervous. When I saw Katie
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  Speaker 1: go into that mode, I was like, holy, we're watching
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  Speaker 1: the Godfather right now.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: No, that was amazing. She was like I set them
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: both down, crying my eyes out.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: I set them both down tears in my eyears WHOA no, no,
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: I know, And that cave was absolutely spectacular. I wish
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: they would have shown more because they set down these oysters?
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: What are the kind that are heated? Why can I
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: not think of them?
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: He did baked oysters?
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're called something. Okay, I would remember, but I
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: can't remember right now. I'm foggy because we have a
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: big day coppening right now. I can't tell you. I
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: can't tell you what it is, Harry. But they're sitting
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: there and they're bubbling, and all of a sudden, they
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: explode all over all of us. I was like, am
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: I blisterd?
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: Am I blosterred?
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  Speaker 1: My mouth? Wait?
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: Why did they cut Maybe it'll be a never before
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  Speaker 2: seen They cut.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: It out because they had to fit ten minutes of
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: Lisa vander Pump and Greg into the episode. Not mad
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: about it, but just saying we do get cut down
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: because they got to fit that in. Oh, not mad
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: about it again. Give the Queen her throne keeper on there.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: I actually like Greg, now you know? Yeah, Well, now
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: that I see the two Toms acting like buffoons, I'm like, no,
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: wonder you so pissed off all the time. I'd be
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: pissed off too. You're who I invested in? Fuck?
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I am interested in that journey because I
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: don't know where it goes. Is Greg is is it Creig?
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Or Greg?
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  Speaker 2: Is Greg's still in the picture. I don't know.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know either. I don't know what's happening with
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: the restaurant, don't know, don't care. All I know is
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: like I told Sena, your wedding is happening to me
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: and we will all be there to support you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the wedding was absolutely beautiful. Did you cry sobbed anytime? Well?
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Number one, there was a rainbow. You know, Sina suffered
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: a miscarriage, so it was just like, oh my gosh,
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: this is And then bra crying is just a whole
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  Speaker 1: different that's opening a whole new can of cries. When
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: I see Brock cry, and then when I see a
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  Speaker 1: woman walk down the aisle with her dad or they
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: have a dance, I lose my mind. And I think, obviously,
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: with everything I've been through, I never want to get
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: married because I just don't see the point. I'm wounded.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: That's fine, I'm good with it, but also it just
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: doesn't feel right. It's similar to when I tell my mom,
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: I don't people are gonna come for me for this
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: but I have told my mom. Recently I've lighted up
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: a bit, but in the past I've said I don't
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: want you to find another partner, and if you do,
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: because it's not like my parents got divorced. Okay, my
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: dad died and I'm like, I'm sorry if you find
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: someone like they're not going to be holding my baby
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: when my dad didn't even get to hold my baby. Like, no,
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: it's not happening. I'm not walking down an aisle if
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: my dad doesn't get to do that. I'm fucking emotional today.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: What is going on? It's an emotional day. So yes,
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: I did cry my eyes out. We also had an
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: epic cave party that they cut the entire thing out,
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: which it was in the trailer. I don't know if
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: you remember. I'm dancing and I like put my hands
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: up by my boob in the camera. No, that's it, Oh,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: that's l But in the trailer I like grabbed my
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: boobs on making like hideous face. But that was in
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: the cave that James was djaying. I was living my
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: best life and they cut all that out. Was that wedding, yes, yes, no,
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: it was like the after party, like the reception where
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: can you watch it, I think on Sheena's Patreon or
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: her YouTube channel. Amazing, Yeah, so watch it because it
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: was fucking lit.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: They're a beautiful couple.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, she No and Brock And I'm like,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: I understand, Like, you never want to have a baby again,
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: like a newborn. Yeah, she does want another baby, but
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: and she talks about this on her podcast that she
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: has OCD and I believe it's called postpartum OCD. But
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: when Summer Moon was an infant, she was constantly terrified
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: that Summer was going to die. And she's like, I
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: never want another newborn ever again. And I'm like, totally understandable,
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: but like, you make the cutest kid.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: I know, so cute coming down the aisle and then
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: doesn't throw the flowers until she sits down, and then
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: she's like is she.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: And to see how big she's gotten even since then
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: is adorable, insane.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: And we just talk about you clocked.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, yes, talk about that, because much happened in.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: A week, So much happened.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: I trolled Howie Mandel Mandel.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's talk about you clocking Raquel. And then we
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: go to that, so Raquel comes up to you she
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: wants to appoes about her calling you whatever.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: A mistress, bimbo a hat before.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: You guys left for the wedding. Personal opinion, I absolutely
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: do not one hundred thousand percent think she came up
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: to you to apologize. She came up to you to
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: disguise it as I'm going to be the bigger woman
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: and I haven't insane apology.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Knowing after all of her stupid insults the camaran, I
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: could have been a bit and been like I don't
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: want her o on the catamaran, bitch, this ain't your wedding.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Exactly what planet do you think you have that power?
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: And then talking about you at Habachi like and like
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: it's la la I've for I had to rewind it
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: one hundred times because I was like, I don't understand.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: And then it was like they made it a chicken.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: I was like, I haven't been called a chicken since
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: like dodgeball.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: And chicken get scared or something.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she said, because she's too chicken to come to it,
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm literally playing dodgeball in Pe
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: in the fourth grade with socks because we couldn't use balls.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: We had to use socks rolled up socks a chicken.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Oh that's not even I just I just ignored it
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: because I'm like, it's some stupid comment that I don't understand.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: So I don't think she was. She knew, And this
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: is my opinion, She's like, I'm gonna look like a
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: bigger person because what's gonna happen is I'm gonna go
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: up and try to apologize, she's gonna say something, I'm
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: gonna rebuttal and then it's gonna make a great dramatic moment.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: And this is my opinion. And that's what happened, except
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: it's you and she forgot that for a moment and
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: you clocked her.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I clocked her.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: You cocked her?
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: How did that happen? One of the best Miss Cleo.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Well, I want to know in that moment, had you
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: been thinking about that or did it just come to you.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: I was watching her maneuver for the past however many
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: months and was like, Wow, why I've been triggered for
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: so long has appeared in the last couple months right there.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Hey La, this is why you're triggered. This is why
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: you're triggered.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And it was crazy?
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Was it?
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: After she made out with Schwartz. That just solidified it.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: It was the way that I saw her with dudes. Mm.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: It was like the Schwartz conversations at the very beginning
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: of the season. It was then like, Hey, Oliver's kind
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: of cute. Oh, I'm going to make out with Oliver.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Then it was like the way she was acting with
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Sandoval was then starting to kind of rub me the
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: wrong way. Right, their interactions.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Your quote, there's a certain caliber of chick that doesn't
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: think about anyone but their insecture selves or.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: It wasn't ye quote exactly exactly what I say, Okay.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: And that is exactly.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Her And everyone wants to sit here and be like,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: you're a hypocrite, no bitch, the hypocrite. You people mistake
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: hypocrisy and evolution. Okay, there's a big fucking difference. If
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I were to put a camera on you starting today
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: and then show you in five years, I guarantee the
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: things you say today you may not agree with in
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: five years. What a hypocrite is is you calling me
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: a mystery while in that same moment you're fucking your
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: best friend's man. That a hypocrite. Okay, So yes, I'm
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: coming for you. Yeah, I don't know that I would
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: have been as I would have gone as heavy in
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: the paint with this whole situation. If I would have
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: been close to both Raquel and Sandoval, I may have
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: eased up a bit. I may I think I would
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: have been obviously very upset and in shock. But we're
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: talking about two people who Sandoval for many years has
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: told me you need to be real, you don't share
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: your life too blessed, too equals for and then Raquel,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: who all season has called me a mistress. So when
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: this came out, I'm out for blood.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Well it was an incredible moment. I don't
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: even want to say scene because obviously it was as
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: real as can get. And she went into it, I
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: think thinking it would go one way that she's like, oh,
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: it's going to be another stand up to la la moment,
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: and it was no.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: And another sick, sick thing is her saying there are
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: things I could do that are a lot worse and
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: she's doing you're doing them, Oh she's doing them behind
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: our back, sleeping with your best friends.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's just the level that was wild.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: And also on that note, because we got a couple
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: dms about it, they'll watch What Happens Live where You're like,
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to answer this question. If you guys
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: don't know what I'm talking about, you could go watch it.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Someone asked a stupid question and Laala's response was, this
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: is stupid. I'm not going to answer it. And you
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: just explained why. I mean literally just three minutes ago,
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Laala explained how it's completely different. And there's a variety
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: of reasons, but that was the main one. I mean,
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: how you know what Laala did years ago or what
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: she whatever.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: And the stubs people take to make changes in their
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: world saying, you know what, something is not hitting right
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: and this is either a flaw or I'm partaking in
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: a lifestyle that just is enabling really bad choices. For me,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: that was drinking, I was doing and moving in a
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: way that it was like, this is not me. What
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: happened to the girl that came from Utah who believed
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: in all of these things and now she's just kind
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: of a shell of a person moving through life and
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: not giving a fuck right, And words are one thing.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I'm an actions person. My mom always told me, actions
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: speak louder than words. You can say all day long.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Like I like cleaning my room. I'm gonna clean my room. Well, bitch,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at your room and an eight clean so
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: uh you know, very sticks and stones may break my bones,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: but words will never hurt me. I don't know where
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: everyone else was when that little statement was made, but like,
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: stuck with me, stuck with me, Yeah, be drug free
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: and sticks and stones. Stuck with me, bitch. All right,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: they should have taught be alcohol free. May not have
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: ended up in AA, but s happens anyway, Watch What
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Happens Live, loved it. My look was fire. I don't
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: care what anybody decides to wear going forward on Watch
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: what Happens. It is no longer going to be my
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: prom Yeah, I am going where I feel cozy, comfortable.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: They blast the air conditioning. I'm always shaking like a
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: baby chihuahua. It's frigid in there.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Did you watch actual because you were there? But did
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: you watch it because I watch Watch What Happens last
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: night and you walking out for the teaser of like
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: she's gonna be on legs for days. It's exactly what
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: we talked about. It looked exactly how we thought.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: It was okay, good because that's exactly what I wanted.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I was also thrilled that during the shot ski the
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: camera angle came from the back, because I was like,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: if I don't get oh footage of my ass out?
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: That was Did you see that?
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: They flipped it really quickly, though I'm wondering if they
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: thought like, oh shit, her ass is out, and I'm
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: sure she thought that, like her her jersey went longer
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: because it like went to the back and then it
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: was like, oh.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Shit, yep, it was so quick, and I think that's
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: exactly what they thought. But it's lalla. She planned for
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: that black thong and everything. I know it should have
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: been a little shorter, to be honest, But that's okay.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: That's okay, you know what, It's all good. The look
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: was money. I was going to do a red lip,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: and in the eleventh hour I was like, y'all, this
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: is a really smiley show and when you smile with
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: a red lip, you looks like the joker. Yeah, and
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I can't risk it. She was stressed out about it.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I ot lipped. I couldn't function all day. I was like,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: red lip, red lip was taunting me. The red lip
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: was like bullying me all day. Just the thought of
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: it so funny. And then Lena, who was doing my hair,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: She's like, what shade of redd? And then I showed
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: me and she's like, oh no, it's got to be
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: like a deep read. And I'm like, deep bread. That's
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: really out of my comfort zone. It deep red lip.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It was like that was the biggest
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: deal ever. That's all I was fixated on, besides trolling
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Howie mannedl all day.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Tell us about that, because that was wild.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: It is fucking random, right, I don't care who When
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: the universe says like this is the connection, it's still random.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I got connections with a lot of people, a lot
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: of people, but you don't. You're not catching me on
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: their podcasts.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Everyone's connected three people deep anyway.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: But okay, and you guys, there's an episode coming up.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's next week or the week after,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: but I'm going to tell you guys the connection, the
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Howie Mandel connection. The guy who's the connector of Sandabal
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: and Mandel I read.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: He's like a drummer or something, yes, okay, and his
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: wife is a producer of how He's past.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: He is pivotal. Oh In Vander pump rules in some
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: story that puts the pieces of the puzzle, the sand
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: of aal Raquel puzzle together. Okay for me this after
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: this moment, I was like, Nope, something off. He's everything
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: is not fucking right. My gut's been speaking to me.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: My gut has been speaking to me, and now all
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: these tiny little situations are confirming what my gut is
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: telling me.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Holy shit. Okay, so well we'll remind you of that
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: once it airs, you can talk about it.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: So Howie Mandel. I decided to troll him because it
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: is random, you know, yes, and I'm like, it's got
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: to be a different guy. And then I watch and
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: I'm like, no, that's deal or no deal man, no
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: germs allowed, man agt man, which, by the way, you
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: had to remind me that he does. America's got talent,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: that's legit, that has ligit? Is that with like Heidi Klum,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I think? So yeah.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: When I was working on American Idol, a lot of
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: the people, like our friends, were like, parallel that world
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: because it's the same vibe. But he started off as
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: a comedian, which I didn't know until.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Really Okay, so I do this whole thing. By the way,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: I do my best work in the bed. Send it
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: to Daryl. Happened in the bed. Everything happens in the bed.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I just come alive in the
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: night time. Yeah, but for some reason, whenever I'm doing
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: actual cool shit, yeah, zero content. Then I'm in the
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: bed and I'm like, I guess all Instagram story is
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: like not great.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: No, it's amazing. Everything happens for you when you're in
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: the bed. You got vasilin on your eyes and.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: You got I looked at it and I was like, wow,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: that castor oil is really popping off.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: It's so funny. But anyway, you were in the bed.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: So I'm in the bed and I'm going off, just
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: completely going off. And I was talking about the lighting
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: because I'll be honest, you guys, I couldn't watch it,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: and I know you guys want me to break it
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: down and everything that he said, I've only seen clips.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: He slanders ariana, he lies more, he makes shit up.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: It's not even worth watching because it's like, I'm all,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: just watch actors who are actually good at acting rather
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: than you just concoct lies.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Sandoval concocting lies. Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say how
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: he didn't know enough about it to concoct lie love
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: him though.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no he didn't. However, what I know that he
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: did have Sandoval's back. And Howie, you have a daughter,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: and I think your tune would be a little different
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: if your daughter were in the position of Ariana. I
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: don't know that you'd be saying, well, you weren't married,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: so get over it. People cheat, Nope, people don't cheat. Actually,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: we're not animals. Weeen animals. Yeah, losers cheat. I've been
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: that person hooking up with James while he's in a relationship.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: And guess what, I was a drunk loser. I was
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: a fucking loser who could barely get out of bed
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: to do anything.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yes, Sandoval knew what he was doing. Interviewing
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: with Howie. How he knew nothing. You think if Howie
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: was a Bravo fanatic, he's gonna interview with him, No,
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: because he would have clocked him in two seconds.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: By the way, best thing Howie Mandel could have ever done.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: What's this interview?
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: You think? Because he got I started feeling bad because
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: he was getting a lot of hate.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Well, welcome to Bravo, baby, that's true. You gotta come
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: correct or they will eat you alive. The fans, baby,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: they know Bravo does not fuck around. So I talk
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: about the lighting. Howie then goes on to do an
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: interview with Billy Bush and says, you know, La Law
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: is inner bed. And by the way, I did an
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Instagram story about this, and then I was like, ye
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: know what, Howie, poor Howie. I cannot troll him anymore.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Like I started feeling bad, so I deleted it. But
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you guys what I said. He talks
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: about how I'm in bed talking about ill lighting, but
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: I'm in bed in the dark. And yes, although the
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: irony is not lost on me, right, I got it.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: But like Howie, I ain't doing a podcast. That's what
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: you do in the dark. I literally was schooling Howie
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Mandel on how darkness works and what night time is.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: How bedtime works.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Now, bed time works bedtime midnight and usually around this hour,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: you turn the lights off, get in the bed. What
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: you do, it's just what you do at night. Most
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: people do this at night. I am not interesting because
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: I do this at night, just how night time works.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: No, it's so funny. I loved that's the best part
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: for me that you were talking about lighting in the dark.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: That's the norm. But I felt bad. I woke up
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: the next morning. I was like, I have to stop drolling, Howie,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: and it's eight am. And that was one I don't
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: think many people saw it, Like I've gotta stop. Then
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I go into my dn Ah, there we go.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: I was hoping you would get to this.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: And I have a ye old Howie Mandel.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: And he says, full him up.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: You should do my podcast. I'll let you fix the lighting.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: That's funny.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Then I know he has a good sense of humor. Yes, okay,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: great sense of humor. And I said, Howie, just give
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: me the light, and that you and your kid got
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: your lighting's great stand of balls. You made him look
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: like a hundred years old, a one hundred year old,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: chain smoking alcohol, drinking, degenerate and he is only three
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: of those things. So he said deal. But I think
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Bravo was a little nervous about Howie Mandel right now,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: so we got to put that on the back burner.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: But I absolutely want to go on his podcast, do
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: you I think it would be funny. I think we
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: could like fuck around on it.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: That's what I was gonna say, I think you guys,
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: and I know there's gonna be slide the d they
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: give them all a podcast, DM, let let tell us
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: what you think about Laala potentially going on Howie's podcast,
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: because I know a lot of people wouldn't necessarily love that,
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: because what I've heard is people going, that's not fair.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: He doesn't even know Bravo and now all of a
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: sudden he's getting all these people.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Well he's about to know Bravo because Lala is about
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: to get in there and school his ass on his
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: own podcast.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: See now, Dad, I think would be fun is you
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: saying the things that the Bravo community and being like, what.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Do you know the type of work we do, Howie
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: while you sit there on a panel and judge other people.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: We're out here, we're on the ground, all right.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Boots on the ground, over here.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: On the ground. Okay, this is real life.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: See. I think you two would vibe. You and Howie
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: you just like you're both the banter. You're both funny.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: But yes, slide the DM stell give them Lalla podcast.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: What I do know there's a lot of Bravo podcasts
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: that have asked me to not do it. Oh that
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: it is, like you said, it is not fair that
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: this man who has never seen Bravo in his life
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: gets the first interview with Sandoval, gets this, that and
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: the other. Like, let's keep it in the family.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Andy Cohen compared it to him doing
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Brady's like first retirement interview or something like. He compared
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: it to something. He's like, it just doesn't make sense
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: and it's not fair.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: It definitely doesn't make sense. But I keep it in
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: the family. And when when I see someone out in
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: the streets needing to be schooled, I'm who they call.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: I'm who they call. I'm who they call when they say, eh,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: this guy needs to be schooled. Yeah, call me teacher
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: law Law coming in here with my ruler a smack smack,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: smack smack. He ain't paying attention. Nails on the chalkboard,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: tick tick.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: And that's why I think it would be good, because
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: you would say you'd be ho and you like, I
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: just think it'd be a good combo. But we'll see
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: and maybe and like you said, you're not doing it
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: right now anyways, so down the line.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not anyway, So yeah, slide in the DMS
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: and let me know your thoughts. I'm sure I'll get
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: on partage with that, with those things, but I like
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: kind of dabbling into different ponds. I think that this
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: show has hit. I mean the New York Times has
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: picked it up. Arianna is thriving, She's doing anything and everything.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: I believe that it is confirmed she's doing Dancing with
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: the Stars. I love how elevated this cast is getting.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Because you watch Real House, I was the Beverly Hills.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: All those bitches be on top of their game. They
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: all are doing something. That is what I so desperately
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: have said there and said, like all of my friends
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: are doing really great things. Yeah, and I know that
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: people they feel a sense of like nostalgia when it
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: comes to what's going on here. But at the end
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: of the day, like we're no longer in our twenty
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: where we're working at sir, And if that's what you
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: want and you want this same cast, then you are
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: asking for something that is scripted. Yes, if you want
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: it to be real, then this is what it is.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: This is real life. We're still just as messy, people
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: are still fucking up, but as far as behind the scenes,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: like we all have really amazing things going on. So
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: I encourage Bravo and to our production company to show that, Yeah,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: because the cast is lightning in a bottle. We tried
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: season eight to bring in a completely new cast and
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: shake things up. It didn't work. That people did not
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: want it.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Well, I gotta say, I mean, just from a viewer standpoint,
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: it's not the it's not the com it's not the concept.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: It's the cast. That's why we watch. It's not because
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: we wanted to see, like you know, it's the cast.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Will watch you guys at servers. We'll watch you guys
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: as thriving adults. We'll watch you guys right period.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: The other thing that came out over the weekend was
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: that Raquel was going to a mental health facility. She
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: was admitted. Now, obviously I think mental health is extremely important, right,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: and I did have a sense that something was going
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: on with her. And I will say I believe that
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Sandoval is a really bad guy. I don't think there's
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: any helping him. I think he's just wired. We'll call
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: it differently. I think Raquel is a broken person. And
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: we are in a world where we don't go lightly
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: on people. I mean, you saw the Internet, you saw me,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: we go the fuck off. And so when I saw that,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, that is the right
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: move for her to make. Then I saw that it
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: was in fact, like a spat that the Real Housewives
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: of Orange County had gone there to film in Arizona.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: In Arizona, I don't know what is real and what
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: is not when it comes to that, I hope that
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: it is a mental health facility. I think a lot
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: of people could benefit from that. I think Raquel, definitely
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: the choice she made is fucked up, absolutely, But I
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: don't think that. I think she's a broken and lost
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: soul and she's been through things that I cannot imagine
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: from the time she was a little kid. If it
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: is in fact a pr stunt on trying to create
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: this illusion for us to kind of back off, I
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: will be so offended. Because they also quoted it being
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: a treatment center, but she's not there for drugs now,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: as someone in recovery, you throw things out there like
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: that and you're not there to like, these places are
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: literally responsible for saving people's lives and you're gonna make
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: a mockery of it. There was one thing that was
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: cut season I want to say eight and It was
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: when I had pink hair. It was at Santoval's most
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: extra party, and the scene before with Raquel and I
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: we had another bonding experience. We've had many of those,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: and then it always goes south where she asked me
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: should I not drink in front of James and I said,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: I normally would never tell someone what to do, but
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: you're asking for my advice. I would not drink in
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: front of him. Cut to that birthday and she comes
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: up to me with a glass of wine and she
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: was like, I know, you told me not to drink
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: in front of James. And she was so like flip
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: it about it, and I was so put off by it.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: I took the time to talk to you about alcoholism AA,
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: your partner in the program. You asked me if you
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: shouldn't drink in order to support him, and here you
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: are with a glass of wine, acting buzzed and acting
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: like our conversation in my time meant nothing. And I
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: was so People always wondered why I why I flipped
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: on her so quickly in that moment after we had
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: such a nice moment. You didn't see that part where
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, hell fucking no.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: That whole thing was cut, that whole thing, that whole.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Thing about me saying to her like, here you are
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: with a fucking wine glass in your hand, saying I
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: know you told me I had to drink, but like
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: I couldn't help it. Like I feel like I take
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: a hit of acid when I talk to her. So,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: if in fact she is doing or her team has
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: created this, this will I will have a whole new
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: set of issues with her. You're now making a mockery
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: of so many things and places that save people's lives,
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: save people's well being, literally create a positive future for people. Yeah,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: so I'm not quite sure what's going on there. I
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: hope that we do. I hope that we get the facts.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: And if she and you know, like you said, I
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: think it's a step in the right direction. If all
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: is what it hopefully seems to be, then that's a
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: step I'm the right action.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: I'm going to take her PR's word for it that
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: she has admitted herself into something that is a mental
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: health facility. I'm going to take that word for it. Yeah,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: and just hope that Sandval is not attending with her,
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: because that is what I heard.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, my only question would be if
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: he not attended with her, But if he visits, does
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: that change your viewpoint?
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: You know what this point in time, it's like, what
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: does it change? What does it change? They already hooked
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: up behind Ariana's back. Arianna is now broken up with Sandoval.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: He is free to do whatever he wants. Is it
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: dirty and gross? Yes? Will they make it?
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: No?
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Santabal and Raquel are not going to stand the test
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: of time. Yeah, I agree.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: And I don't think it's because of her. I really don't.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's because of her. I don't know
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: them very well. It's only what I see on TV.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: But I think there's a percent chance that she thinks
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: it's something that it isn't and he knows that.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Well, it's similar. See again, I can only speak on
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: things that I can relate to. And for me, I
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: thought that my person was you know, he had found
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: his person in me. No, people like Sandoval and my
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: ex that's this is who they are. Like just something
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: happened from the very beginning.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Well, it reminded me of that when we go back
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: to watch What Happens Live with Schwartz and he said
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: the whole stupid fucking heroin comment. But the addiction, oh
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: so probably love bombing. Mm hmm, like yeah, and that
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: reminded me of what you went through.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know, you guys. I'm just trying to get
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: through the fucking day all right. By the way, before
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: we sign off, when I say I'm trying to make
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: it through the day, my baby in Palm Springs wakes
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: up at the crack of dawn, why six am every morning,
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: And you know me, it takes a minute for me
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: to woo saw. I watch Murder and then I watch Seinfeld.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: So it's like a twelve am, one am type of
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: fall asleep. It's five hours of sleep. I just don't
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: hit right with that little of sleep. And then I
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: decided last night we got to drive home. My day
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: starts at the crack of dawn. Again. We are an
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: hour and a half outside of Los Angeles, and I
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: look in the back and my baby is project dial
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: vomiting all over herself. So I pull over to an
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: area that could only be described as where someone would
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: be murdered. It was the only place I could pull off.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: We were in the middle of nowhere. I was like,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: I missed every you couldn't couldn't put your yes. Okay,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: I'm like, who was fighting a migrade? By the way,
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: I'm like ocean, you couldn't project dial vomit five exits ago,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: it was a freaking in and out Burger Taco bell.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Now it's literally just murder spots for the next hour.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: So I get out, Why did she was she?
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, she gets carsick, doesn't she. It's got to be cars, cars,
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: like I used to be that way.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know, but it was a lot like
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: I'm ready to throw the car seat, babe, ready to
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: throw the car seat away. Oh. So it was just
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: a very long night. We got home. She was tired,
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: but she had vomited, you know, in her hair, and
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: I had to get home. So I washed her up
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: with a lot of wet white okay, and got her
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: cozy and she did fall asleep. But then when we
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: got home, I had to take the car seat apart.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: I had to put her back in the bath, and
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: all she kept saying is, moum must sleep mom. It
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: was so sad. It was so sad. It's moments like
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: that where I want to put her back in my tummy. Yeah, like,
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: you're just safe here, just stay in this little boom.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be fine, you know.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: So anyway, on that note, I hope you enjoyed the podcast.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Tonight's episode is my birthday and in honor of one
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: of my nearest and dearest friends who's on tour right now,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: missus Gosfy Schroeder. It is my fucking birthday. Enjoy the episode,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: my loves, I will catch you next week