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TWR Wednesday | Happy International Men's Day! · The Whitfield Report

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  The right to offend is not some pesky little part of freedom of
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  speech that we have to put up with.
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  It is the heart and soul and lungs of freedom of speech.
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  understanding. What a laughing stock today's
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  student leaders are that they can so casually dismiss the
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  right to be offensive without realizing that their lovely,
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  enlightened lives are the gifts of individuals who gave offence.
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  begrudgingly accept. Offensiveness is the motor of
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  human progress. Now broadcasting from the Right
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  This is the Whitfield Report live with Sam Whitfield.
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  But giving offense is good. In fact, it's essential.
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  Giving offense is good and essential.
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  And just to clear out some of you all right at the top of the
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  show, I know that supposedly the Epstein files are going to be
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  released, but I don't care because we've been to the the
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  the entire internet's been talking about it for how long
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  and nothing's changed. So you want my?
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  Goodie I don't like is in it and everybody I do like is not.
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  That seems to be everybody's opinion.
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  Yeah. So until I.
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  Also believe that too. Yeah and so until the actual
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  files get released, like I saw like 5 live streams doing all
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  like Oh my God Trump is going to release the Epstein files.
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  And then I'm. And then I looked and it's like
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  December 19th and I'm like, OK, well, if there's anything worth,
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  you know, mentioning that. Christmas, you know, that's my
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  favorite congressional trick is they schedule something they
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  know is going to make news and then they go to Christmas.
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  Yeah, well, it's, it's like, you know, it's like the kid who
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  leaves a stink bomb, you know, and then just leaves, right.
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  Last day before vacation. If you do it Thursday, not
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  Friday, then you go to sit in the stink.
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  Yeah. It's like it's, it's not quite
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  they're, they're not quite letting off, like they're not
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  letting animals in the building. It's not the end of the school
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  year. It's just Christmas break.
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  So it's just a stink bomb. But they're going to leave that
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  Epstein stink bomb right in the middle of Congress for let it
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  waft out, get the stench all over everybody.
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  And they're hoping that while they hide in their little hidey
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  holes having their Christmas dinner that people are going to
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  forget things. Like, I don't know, the one guy
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  that voted against it like an idiot.
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  Right. Yeah, and but, you know, here's
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  my, here's my. Imagine being the one vote
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  against the thing of all of Congress.
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  Do you know the last time that's happened, Sam?
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  It's been a while since one guy didn't vote for something, and
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  it's just interesting. The one guy isn't going to vote
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  to release the documents supposedly about a pedophile.
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  It just seems. Yeah, that.
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  Would make any question whether you're you're on it or not.
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  Those victims names have been out a lot longer than potential
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  perpetrators names have actually.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  So I don't know how he's protecting these victims who are
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  been actually speaking in public and all of these other things.
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  If he's saying there's more victims we don't know about,
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  that seems to go against what's in the files we already have,
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  right? Yeah.
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  So who is he trying not to dox if it's not the victim?
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  Sam, why does that guy not? I would do a search of his name
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  in the files as soon as you get them.
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  Fax. Yep.
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  And then everybody who does business with him's name next.
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  Yep. He.
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  Made it really obvious by being the one guy to vote against it
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  that you should at least look at that.
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  Funny enough, there's probably people in Congress who are in
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  those files who voted to release them.
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  You know why? Because it looks a lot less
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  suspicious than what he did. Yeah.
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  We'll see. I don't know.
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  Let's throw out like wild, you know, speculative pics of who
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  might be in there. I'm going to start with Garth
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  Brooks, reason being I just kind of don't like him.
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  I'm, well, I'm going to say Dan Clancy.
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  I mean, he does seem like an Epstein guy.
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  I'm not going to lie. That's pretty.
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  I would. But he is a little young for
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  Epstein. You know, Epstein likes his
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  pedos to be in their 60s, and Dan's just getting there now.
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  And Epstein's been dead for a little while.
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  So he might be like whoever's. The new Epstein probably has Dan
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  Clancy in their faults. Oh, everybody thinks that
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  they're going to get the Epstein files and there's not going to
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  be corrupt people doing sick shit in the behind the scenes,
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  right? Right.
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  We're solving the problem, guys. We will release the files and
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  there's not a new Epstein already.
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  Or something similar. Right that that's that's what I
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  that's what I'm that that and see that you all.
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  Can trust the government again guys because Epstein files.
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  You know what? You know what's funny though?
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  Is. Where's my Malcolm X-Files, Sam?
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  I'm not at this point, I'm not trusting the government until my
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  until my dying day, and probably not even then.
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  Well. That's because if you do trust
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  them, they'll fuck you in the butt, and then they'll ask you
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  if you know anybody else they can fuck in the butt.
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  And I'm not in the butt stuff. Sorry, government.
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  Yeah, the government's all about fucking you in the butt
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  sometimes. It's literal though.
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  That's what the whole Epstein thing, the Diddy thing, you
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  know, that's where they, I mean, diddy's not the government, but
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  government people love Diddy parties so.
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  You know, you know, it's what's wild those is I keep hearing
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  like, Oh my God, this is going to be what where they finally
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  get Trump. Do you guys honestly think that
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  like? Yo.
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  If that was going to happen, it would have happened when Joe
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  Biden was president. Exactly.
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  All I'm saying bro is let's just say he did have a picture of him
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  blowing Bill Clinton. That is not the own that the
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  left thinks it is. One, Bill Clinton is not a minor
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  2. That just proves that not only
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  did he beat Hillary in any election, he also satisfied her
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  husband better than her. And then three, it makes him the
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  first openly gay president. So big win guys.
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  Let me know when you got something a little better than
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  TDs. Pedophile making bad boomer
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  jokes. Yeah.
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  But since we're just going to pretend it's real, then yeah,
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  sure. He blew Bill Clinton right in
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  the Oval Office. Bill was wearing the dress.
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  In fact, that stain on the dress, Sam, not actually from
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  Bill. We need a DNA test to see if
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  it's Trump's stain. Yeah.
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  Maybe it's not just that he blew Bill May.
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  He didn't just suck Bubba's Dick.
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  Maybe Bubba sucked his back. This is a scandal, Sam.
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  We need all the files about that specifically.
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  And and and is there a Trump blue dress painting?
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  There's nothing more important than blowjobs in the Oval
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  Office, Sam. Nothing.
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  No, nothing. If you, if you, if American
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  history has taught us anything, it's that that's like, you know.
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  Why you get elected president, Sam?
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  To have weird blowjobs in the Oval Office wearing dresses.
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  And it's it's, that's. Why I'm not ever going to run
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  for office, Sam, Because I'm not into that.
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  Well. You know, I, I would, I, I
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  might, I might run for office and.
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  No, you won't, Sam. You're going to wheel for
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  office, damn it. OK, but are you wearing the
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  dress or is the other guy wearing the dress?
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  Because I'm pretty sure you got to do that at some point these
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  days to get elected. Well.
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  Like it? To even get on the ticket.
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  I mean, have you seen how many of these politicians just look
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  like they suck Dick? I mean, I mean.
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  The only ones who don't look like they suck Dick are women
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  nowadays, which is weird. AOC doesn't look like she sucks
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  a lot of Dick, but Chuck Schumer does.
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  Right. Yeah.
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  Sometimes Massey probably likes one or two.
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  I think that's just a it's just a gut feeling that I have.
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  We got we got a chat. I can't read it.
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  What we what we got for Chat Sam?
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  Oh King, King of King of Grana says International Men's Day is
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  almost over y'all? You probably participated in a
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  potato sack race like me. How?
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  Does that mean? Which, by the way, have you?
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  Been trolled. International Men's Day.
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  Yeah. Men get a day.
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  What the fuck? Yeah, have the Internet.
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  Like what's it for? When we.
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  Drink beer and get a blowjob or something.
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  Well, yes, that's what. OK.
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  That's behind that. That's what about a titty job?
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  That I mean. That should be every day though.
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  Beer, a blowjob, maybe a nice steak.
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  Yeah, yeah. No, that, that should be every
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  day. Yeah, but.
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  Well, because it sounds like one of those like weirdo lefty
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  things where they have a day for everything.
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  And so it makes me instantly a little like, that sounds pussy
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  as hell, kind of what kind of man needs a day?
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  You know what I mean? Well, well, apparently King King
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  Girvana says it's for potato sack racing.
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  Which, fair enough, that makes sense.
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  Which I didn't even. Know that racing is inherently
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  masculine. I have to give it that.
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  Which I didn't even know. Having a day is inherently a
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  little feminine. So why don't we just call it
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  potato sack racing the the then? Well.
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  I would have a men's day, Sam. I would call it suck it up pussy
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  day because that's, I mean, if you're a man in this world,
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  let's be real. That's the lesson you need more
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  than anything. Suck it up pussy.
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  Life ain't fair day. That's what life ain't fair day,
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  Sam. What's today, 11/19 I declare
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  life ain't fair day. Well, that Max, that's.
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  Which we all gather to stop for a second to celebrate that life
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  ain't fucking fair. Yeah.
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  So. Suck it up, pussy.
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  And so you want fucking day? So you want to know the the the
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  kicker backs? I didn't.
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  I didn't know that it was International Men's Day until a
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  woman in one of the in one of the author discords that I'm in.
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  Worse, women would know about International Men's Day.
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  Fair enough. And to be fair, like I, I want
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  you know what? You know what men everywhere in
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  America called today? Wednesday.
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  And then they went to work. And went home and.
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  Hopefully had a nicely cooked meal from their beloved wife and
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  their children told them how great they are.
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  Probably not though. Yeah, but I, I, I woke it up and
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  it has to be to do with men's mental health awareness.
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  So that's, you know. Why isn't that what I just said?
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  Suck it up, pussy. Life's not fair.
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  Look, I'm a level with you young guys out there.
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  And I know Sam's laughing and Mort's laughing too because they
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  both know. But like, this is the thing you
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  got to learn is like, yeah, life ain't fair.
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  You're going to get kicked on your ass by something or other.
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  It's going to happen and you just need to suck it up pussy
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  and get back up. Sam, I went off on a tangent
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  about this the other day. I'm going to have to clip it on
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  the sandwich makers about going up a hill and getting punched in
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  the face. Anyway, point being, as life's
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  not fair, you're going to have to deal with more shit because
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  you're a man and women will deny this.
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  That's OK. They just don't understand what
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  you deal with. They don't.
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  You can't hold it against them. They're women.
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  No, I don't. I don't.
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  You might, you might want to have sex with these women.
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  So you kind of got to care what they think, right?
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  But like, don't expect them to understand what you go through
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  and and and that's that. Well, so interesting guy.
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  I can't I can't speak for more, but like for me, like the the
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  reason why I don't. The reason King Ravana Chad says
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  men are not fair, not life. So women are perfectly fair.
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  Yeah, no, I think that some people are less fair than
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  others. But I think what I mean is the
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  overall experience of life is you're going to get hit with
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  some shit that's not your fault you didn't ask for and gets put
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  upon you. And I'm just talking about
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  having that. I consider it masculine drive to
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  pick yourself up and carry on Despite that.
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  Yeah. That's what I mean by life's not
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  fair. Now I would say men aren't fair
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  is a very strange position to have because I I would say on an
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  interpersonal basis, you know, people are people.
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  Some people are shit bags, other people are great.
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  Pick yourself up by your bootstrap Max.
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  That's right and y'all don't even need the the bootstraps
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  because we're going to carry, we're going to tie you guys to
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  the back of a semi. You're going to get pulled
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  whether you want to go or not Damn it.
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  See that's the problem. See you guys being crippled,
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  That's been a lot of your life right?
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  And some people just dragging you places because, well, that
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  choice to give up, right? Well, well, that that's the you.
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  Meet me personally. I can neither confirm nor deny
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  that I've ever hedged. Right.
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  Well. You can confirm the
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  motherfuckers have made you do some shit.
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  Facts. Why, why, why?
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  I can't confirm that like why that I've taken quite a few face
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  plants in my life, both literally and metaphorically and
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  like. A good one this year, Sam I.
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  Remember talking about it literally fallen downstairs so
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  he. With that sidewalk, Sam and I
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  won. Yeah.
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  No, I remember. I remember that.
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  So. Caused a little bit of brain
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  damage though. So here's kind of my spicy take.
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  You're saying suck it up. You know, day is a thing, which
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  I I agree with. But also like if if we're
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  talking like mental health, right?
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  Why not normalize men getting mental health like every day?
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  Why confine it into just one one day?
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  This was this was like John. Every day.
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  Every day should be a nice dinner and a blowjob and a beer.
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  That would make every man's mental health better.
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  Yes. And by the way, it that includes
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  gay men's mental health, right? Because the blowjob's not
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  exclusive. Facts.
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  You got a Dick, it can get sucked.
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  Yeah. And I think that would make
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  pretty much every man feel better.
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  Yes. So that, I mean, that's a good
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  way I think that women can contribute to men's mental
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  health is mistakes, beers and blowjobs.
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  I know that's a hot take, Sam. I'm pretty sure it's going to
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  get the show cancelled, but it's true.
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  You know what? We're not already cancelled.
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  We were we're on cancelled. I'm going to get us re
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  cancelled. Well.
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  Well, here's the thing. I don't mind getting cancelled
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  for that be cancelled for that would be would be based that's.
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  Right, we are unapologetically pro beer, blowjobs and steak.
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  Well, yeah, yeah. And, and frankly, if you're not,
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  are you really American? No, that, that's why, that's why
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  you're, that's why Europe doesn't have any any of the.
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  They don't even like steak all that much and they they drink
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  their beer warm Sam. Yeah.
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  Weird warm beer on a hot day. No need that shit ice cold.
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  I'd I drink my beer cold during the winter too, just because.
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  Just because warm beer just in general sounds like a it sounds
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  like a war crime, honestly. Yeah, for real.
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  And then, and then, you know, you need a nice good steak.
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  Like I say, they don't really like steak.
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  They like warm beer. And I don't know, they're mostly
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  Muslim now, so I don't think they do blowjobs either.
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  I'm pretty sure that's Haram, Sam.
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  Yeah, but the no, they, no, they don't.
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  But they're they're perfectly fine with the with the raping
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  women. Well, I I don't know.
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  I don't know how the rules work, but I guess the blow jobs are
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  Haram. But the great gang grooming is
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  fine. I don't know.
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  That's why I'm not, I'm not a Muslim guy, you know, I don't
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  get it. Oh, oh, by the way, I do want to
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  point out though, like, so I want to say, Max, that we that
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  we were right last week. See, we, we predict things like
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  two or three weeks ahead and then the rest of the Internet
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  catches up. Because remember last week I was
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  saying, you know, it's weird that Nick Fuentes always, like,
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  accuses, you know, the Jews of this, that or the other thing.
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  But he never brings up anything that, you know, Muslims like
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  actually do and and the rest of the Internet has like caught on.
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  Three DIC. Yeah, it's.
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  Two in the mouth, one in the butt.
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  Anyway, go ahead. Sorry.
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  Yeah, I was. Just I was confused.
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  I needed to make sure you we were talking about the same guy.
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  Yeah, Yeah. No, Yeah, no.
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  Other people have like begun to be like, it is weird that three
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  Dick Nick doesn't like ever seem to criticize like even the most
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  heinous, you know, stuff that like Islamists do.
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  I mean, that's the grifter game, ain't it?
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  Right. It's like, yeah, you pick and
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  choose who who all these people who are the worst, like for
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  example, Sam. And I think This is why some
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  people have gotten past it. And we've mentioned it several
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  times since the death of Charlie Kirk, that he made a point of
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  being the biggest pain in Charlie Kirk's ass.
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  Who realistically, even Nick will now admit was probably a
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  lot closer in his beliefs to Nick's than a lot of other
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  people even on the right, because he had the heavy focus
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  on the Christian stuff. Assuming Nick's not full of shit
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  and, you know, contradict himself every time he opens his
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  fucking mouth. Let's just pretend that's not
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  the case and that he's a consistent person.
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  If you were a consistent person, you would be very close in line
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  with what Charlie Kirk said, right?
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  But what did he do? Tried to destroy the man in
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  every way possible. Why?
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  To build himself up. Because he's a grifter.
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  And that's all I ever will think of him.
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  I could talk about how I think he's an effeminate little queer
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  kid. I could talk about the fact that
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  he leads young men to do horrible things and throw their
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  lives away, but at the end of the day, I just don't even take
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  him all that seriously. And I find it very funny how
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  many conservatives are arguing about it.
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  If you want to listen to him talk, by all means.
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  I I am for him not being banned because I think he's such a
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  retard that when people listen to him, they're going to be like
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  the the problem with modern, you know, guys like him and Andrew
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  Tate's another one. They do say some things that are
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  like, right? And that's the that's the little
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  piece of candy that lures the little kids into their trap, you
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  know? Yeah, but.
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  I I can't sit there and say, oh, Nick Fuentes, everything he's
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  ever said is wrong. That's the fucking trick, right?
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  Because then you look like a boomer idiot anyway.
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  But what I can say is that I've seen Nick Fuentes contradict
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  himself probably more than any human being I've ever seen.
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  Yeah, we'll see. We'll see.
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  This is The thing is like and it grow.
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  On video and you know it. I know it people if they want to
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  look into it, there's like tons of channels based about it.
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  We recommended a a quick documentary last week about it.
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  I mean the guy just says shit. Yeah.
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  What? What?
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  What's, what's interesting? What's interesting now?
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  Is seriously Sam? What's interesting now is like
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  there, there are like clip channels like covering the stuff
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  that like we knew five years ago like.
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  Oh, they're just now talking about all the grooming gang
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  stuff about them, you know. Yeah, like.
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  And it's like, well, I don't know, they want to defend it,
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  but here's my reaction to that. If there's a guy you want to
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  lead your movement that's surrounded by these kind of
• 23:52
  allegations, I would steer clear.
• 23:54
  It sounds pretty SUS and that's that.
• 23:58
  I'm not a big joiner though, Sam, if you haven't noticed.
• 24:02
  Nor am I. Yeah, like people always yo-yo,
• 24:05
  join our group, join our group. It's awesome.
• 24:08
  We're going to do cool shit. And then like a couple years
• 24:10
  later, because I'm like, Nah, I'm just going to see here a
• 24:13
  couple years later, they've gone so batshit.
• 24:15
  They're doing some shit. And I'm like, really glad I
• 24:18
  didn't join that group because your guys are crazy.
• 24:21
  Well, the other thing too, Max, is so.
• 24:29
  See, you essentially joined me. That's the dumbest mistake
• 24:35
  anyone's ever made. Now you're sitting here, you're
• 24:37
  like, oh God, this guy's on. Anyway, go ahead, Sip.
• 24:40
  Well, no, What I was going to say is apparently also like you
• 24:48
  and I both pissed people off by calling Tim Pool a Russian
• 24:53
  asset. But.
• 24:57
  He's a Russian hat. Well, yeah.
• 24:59
  We won't say asset anymore. You know, that's the compromise.
• 25:02
  We'll call him a Russian hat. Yeah, well.
• 25:10
  What does my hat do? Covers a bald head.
• 25:14
  Well, well, apparently. Apparently Lauren Southern was
• 25:17
  like also in that group, so. Yeah, she was.
• 25:24
  I've always said she's kind of a shill.
• 25:28
  Yeah. And so, dude, I will.
• 25:31
  Call more people a shill than a lot of conservative commentators
• 25:34
  would be comfortable with. Let's submit.
• 25:36
  Let's be real. Yeah.
• 25:38
  Like these motherfuckers are taking Laura Loomer seriously
• 25:41
  these days. Are you fucking kidding me?
• 25:43
  That bitch is crazy. Yeah.
• 25:47
  Well, so here. So here's The funny thing, Max.
• 25:50
  And you, you saw, you saw the comments like, so I did a video
• 25:56
  last week where I read Douglas, one of Douglas Murray's like
• 26:01
  opinion pieces. And I did a brief, I did a
• 26:05
  brief, you know, commentary like on the, on the piece just for
• 26:11
  me, just for me doing that like short video, I, I received like,
• 26:19
  you know, comments saying I was like an Israeli shell.
• 26:24
  My favorite one, Max, is that like I'm going to get paid $7000
• 26:31
  as if, as if it's like an insult and I'm over here like, OK,
• 26:36
  where's my $7000? Well, my favorite was somebody
• 26:41
  said like 20 views and when I looked at it, it was close to
• 26:44
  1000. Yeah.
• 26:47
  Bro never do that by the way don't try and own somebody with
• 26:52
  a YouTube comment and say how many views they have as like oh
• 26:55
  you don't have a lot of views because if it blows up you
• 26:57
  immediately look retarded. Facts.
• 27:01
  That's what happened to that dude.
• 27:02
  Yeah, yeah, that my my other favorite one is, well, I'm well,
• 27:07
  I didn't even watch that video, but I but I'm going to comment
• 27:14
  and it's like, well, you still gave me a view.
• 27:17
  Yeah, the virtue signal doesn't even work because not only did
• 27:20
  you give a view, but you did engagement too.
• 27:24
  Yeah, so, but like my my point being is all these people want
• 27:29
  to say that like that, like I'm a grifter, you know, for like
• 27:33
  doing that. Meanwhile, like have we in the
• 27:39
  time, in the time that you've been on this show, Like I, I
• 27:42
  don't think we've ever really had like a sponsor.
• 27:46
  No, we did rumble ad reads, but that was it.
• 27:48
  Yeah, we yeah, we did, rumble ad reads.
• 27:52
  Mandatory, just for the record. Yeah, and and and I did.
• 27:58
  Get all the ones I ever did were required of me.
• 28:01
  For the record, I was required to read ads.
• 28:05
  Yeah, same. Yeah, I did.
• 28:09
  I did have like AI. And I didn't get paid extra, it
• 28:14
  was just part of the payment for being a Rumble creator that I
• 28:17
  had to read ads. So I just want people to know
• 28:20
  I've actually never read an ad for profit since I was on the
• 28:23
  actual radio more than 20 years ago.
• 28:26
  Yeah. And then that's.
• 28:27
  Partly why I quit. Yeah, well, and then the the
• 28:31
  only and then in the history of this show, like I I had AI had a
• 28:38
  sponsorship with shady Rays, which to be fair was like more
• 28:44
  of an affiliate link because they.
• 28:47
  Yeah, I've done affiliate links for as jokes before.
• 28:51
  I I should say that, yeah, I don't think that's directly ad.
• 28:56
  It's basically, I don't know, basically getting a discount if
• 29:02
  anything, it's not really an ad the way right.
• 29:05
  I know, I know. It's not like you got a
• 29:07
  bajillion dollars out of that affiliate link.
• 29:10
  No, I mean, look, I, I actually, I actually do like shady, right?
• 29:14
  They've kind of broken up the, the, you know, the cartel that
• 29:21
  like Zodica has on sunglasses. They're an independent company,
• 29:24
  which is why I bought them. And then they were like, Hey, we
• 29:29
  see that you're on Instagram. So here's a, here's a, an
• 29:32
  affiliate link. So I put that in the show notes.
• 29:35
  Because you're a model, Sam. Look at this guy.
• 29:40
  And. I can't get rid of myself, but
• 29:45
  you see what? I mean, I, so I mean, I, I did
• 29:52
  that, but like other than that and then the books like Roy, the
• 29:57
  the only, the only people that I'm beholden to for support for
• 30:03
  the show are the people that literally watch this and buy the
• 30:06
  book and buy the book. And that's and that's always
• 30:10
  how. What I'll say exactly what I got
• 30:13
  paid for in content creation, Sam, was a couple episodes of
• 30:19
  reactions with my wife pretty much that I just released for
• 30:22
  free anyway. Made me like 500 bucks and
• 30:27
  that's all it was, was our react videos and we got paid directly
• 30:30
  for being, you know, partnered or whatever.
• 30:34
  I'm yeah, I don't do like ad stuff because I feel weird about
• 30:37
  it. I don't try.
• 30:38
  And yeah, I see here and I promote people shit all the
• 30:41
  time. The difference is I don't like
• 30:42
  to do corporate ads, I guess. I like to promote independent
• 30:46
  artists and products and things. Right, and as do I and I don't
• 30:51
  I. Don't tend to want to get paid
• 30:53
  for that because usually they can't offer that to you anyway.
• 30:58
  Normally they can't. I, I've, I have had like a few,
• 31:04
  I had a few guests or authors like tip me like, you know,
• 31:08
  stuff just like anonymously saying, you know, thanks having
• 31:12
  me on me on the show or something like that.
• 31:15
  And I and that's the other thing is like I do have.
• 31:18
  Definitely. We haven't really asked for
• 31:20
  that, they just do it. Well, and it's also because they
• 31:23
  don't have a marketing team and budget behind them, but they're
• 31:26
  like, hey, you help me out. It's different, right?
• 31:31
  Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
• 31:33
  We don't generally get paid to shill anything.
• 31:35
  That's why we find the accusations so laughable.
• 31:38
  Yeah, if, if, if Israel actually wants to pay Sam for a 10 minute
• 31:43
  video, $7000, we're going to take that money.
• 31:47
  Yeah. And you would too.
• 31:49
  And if you think that you wouldn't, you're a lying bitch.
• 31:53
  I mean, I mean. I'm not saying shit he doesn't
• 31:57
  believe. I mean, shoot 7 $7000 like that
• 32:03
  might not seem like a lot I. Assure you he did not do this
• 32:07
  show for what, 17 years now? He didn't do this show for that
• 32:12
  long. Not getting paid because he's
• 32:13
  making shit up that he doesn't actually believe in saying it to
• 32:16
  get paid. Yeah.
• 32:19
  So if somebody's going to pay him to say the shit he's going
• 32:22
  to say anyway, of course he'll take it.
• 32:25
  Yeah, and and I and I've and I've been saying the same stuff
• 32:28
  about Israel for free that I would anyway, which is.
• 32:33
  It's so funny, Sam, because for the past, what, several months,
• 32:36
  we've never been more critical of Israel than the past couple
• 32:40
  months. Yeah, yeah, pretty much.
• 32:43
  Directly and, and funny enough, more specifically than even
• 32:46
  those people, because we talked on the show about when BB had
• 32:51
  the party meeting and he kicked people out and he threatened to
• 32:53
  have them fucking killed. Which?
• 32:55
  Which, by the way. Because they they wanted to make
• 32:58
  a peace deal. Yeah, which by the way,
• 33:02
  Israelis, the actual 11 Israel weren't happy about that either.
• 33:08
  See that? Would you?
• 33:09
  I wouldn't be happy about that, right?
• 33:13
  Yeah. If, let's say I guess technique
• 33:16
  right now, I'm a Republican, I guess.
• 33:18
  And if Trump started kicking people out and threatening to
• 33:21
  kill them because he wanted to continue a war, yes, I would be
• 33:26
  a PO. I would be protesting that.
• 33:30
  Yeah, but he hasn't. He hasn't done.
• 33:33
  He hasn't done that. And so in that time frame, it's
• 33:37
  just funny to me in that time frame is when you're a shill.
• 33:40
  It's like we've said more stuff about we don't approve of what
• 33:43
  Israel's doing the past, I would say six months than in the past,
• 33:47
  what, three years I was on the show.
• 33:52
  Yeah, yeah, pretty much. Yeah, so we have lines and we
• 33:57
  are critical. And we're just talking like,
• 33:59
  yeah, hey, anybody that wants to say you're a shill, what they
• 34:03
  should do is since they are the experts on where all the agents
• 34:07
  who pay you are, let them know that we would take their money.
• 34:14
  Yeah, I think that. I think that unless we have to
• 34:20
  say some shit we don't believe. Well, take your money.
• 34:24
  If Sam doesn't want it, I'll take it.
• 34:28
  Well. I mean, I mean at this point
• 34:30
  like I just want to know like. Hamas is not great.
• 34:34
  Oh my God, pay me. Pay me right now.
• 34:36
  Yeah, 7 grand you owe me Israel. Yeah, I mean where where's
• 34:44
  where's the account? Where?
• 34:45
  I don't want to live next to a bunch of resettled Gaza people.
• 34:52
  Give me that money. Well, you.
• 34:54
  Israel owes me now because I said that.
• 34:57
  Well, you you talk to how the about how the Islamic teenager
• 35:01
  almost killed your dog like that must have been an Israeli, you
• 35:06
  know, script they gave you, right?
• 35:09
  So no. He was actually a Mossad agent
• 35:13
  that was dressed up to look like a Muslim teenager and scream
• 35:17
  Allahu Akbar and try and kill my dog when I lived in the most
• 35:20
  Muslim centric city in the entire United States.
• 35:22
  Yeah, it was totally. And actually it was just an
• 35:25
  Israeli guy. Really.
• 35:28
  Yeah, yeah. Turns out everything.
• 35:33
  Sam, have you ever had a bad experience in your life?
• 35:35
  It was probably a Mossad agent behind it.
• 35:38
  That's what I hear. Well, you know, that would be,
• 35:43
  that would be. That would be interesting
• 35:44
  because because. That time that I I fell down the
• 35:51
  stairs and, and, and, and my pants fell off.
• 35:54
  That was probably Israel. Everybody laughed at me.
• 36:02
  Well, you want to know the. Funny.
• 36:04
  Cute is real. Well, you want to know?
• 36:10
  The funny thing is, you know, well, we're being completely
• 36:14
  honest. Like when I was when I was
• 36:20
  diagnosed with like having cerebral palsy up until then.
• 36:28
  When did this happen? About well, let's see, almost
• 36:34
  almost 31 years ago, Dad. Why am I the last to hear about
• 36:38
  it? Because, because I, because I
• 36:43
  really, I really ever talk about it.
• 36:46
  But I, I love how it's like, oh, well, the massage, the massage
• 36:51
  probably gave you cerebral holes.
• 36:52
  And I'm like, OK, well then explain why a Jewish doctor
• 36:57
  saved my life then. He's the way that he did it,
• 37:03
  clearly. What?
• 37:08
  For Israel. Yeah, but yeah, but if, if, if
• 37:12
  Israel was trying to kill me, right?
• 37:14
  And they're. Trying to kill you.
• 37:16
  They were trying to make you have cerebral palsy.
• 37:21
  Yeah, but. And to know why.
• 37:24
  Oh, so they're. They're tricky.
• 37:27
  So I'm just having too many of those thinky thoughts, yeah.
• 37:31
  You got to stop with the thinky thoughts like thinking is bad
• 37:34
  obviously, because then you might do some shit like ask a
• 37:36
  question. The thinking thoughts gives them
• 37:39
  cerebral Poly. I was Kurt Doolittle wrote a
• 37:44
  tweet today. And I I kind of really, really
• 37:47
  vibed with it because the point was you ask somebody a question
• 37:51
  because you're actually trying to understand where they're
• 37:53
  coming from, and they basically assume you're being
• 37:55
  disingenuous, get defensive and argumentative immediately.
• 37:59
  That's like all discourse now, huh?
• 38:01
  Because I ask questions. Yeah.
• 38:03
  Somebody's like question of a question of a question.
• 38:06
  Where's the civil course? And I'm like, what do we.
• 38:08
  What do you mean? Sorry, Sam.
• 38:11
  You know what's funny is, is the people who keep saying we're
• 38:16
  just asking questions are the same people that get out, that
• 38:20
  get offended when you're would you ask questions of them.
• 38:26
  Specifically, I don't know why people get so defensive, Sam,
• 38:28
  when I asked them where they were on February 4th, 1996 at
• 38:33
  4:00 PM Eastern Standard Time. Like just answer the fucking
• 38:38
  question. Why is that make you so nervous?
• 38:41
  I don't. I don't know where I was.
• 38:45
  Did you say no? Did you say 90?
• 38:47
  Did you say 96 or 94? OK.
• 38:54
  No what? No, what was what was the year
• 38:57
  Max it? Was 96 February, 4 PMI.
• 39:05
  Was probably. I I just got out of school and
• 39:10
  off off the bus and I was at home.
• 39:12
  I I was, I was probably at. High because it was a Saturday.
• 39:20
  I I. Was outside talking grass then,
• 39:24
  Or snow in my case. Which is it, Martius?
• 39:30
  Outside touching snow. No, I'm and that's basically
• 39:34
  like every line of questioning now, right?
• 39:38
  It's like there is somebody asking questions in a bad faith
• 39:42
  manner and then the other person knows it but doesn't know how
• 39:45
  they're in bad faith so they don't want to answer and it gets
• 39:48
  defensive back and forth. Man is it tiring because most of
• 39:52
  the time if I ask you a follow up question I'm.
• 39:55
  I'm not just trying to be a Dick head.
• 39:57
  If you think that it results in you looking stupid, that might
• 40:02
  just be because you should be checking your premise in the
• 40:05
  first place. Well.
• 40:07
  If me asking you for further elaboration makes you feel
• 40:10
  stupid, maybe you are. Well, so here's the here's the
• 40:13
  interesting. Thing I don't want to elaborate
• 40:15
  Max. OK, but it does.
• 40:17
  Then it doesn't make you feel stupid, it makes you feel angry.
• 40:20
  That's normal. So here's the so here's the
• 40:26
  interesting thing, Max. So Candace, so Candace Owens,
• 40:30
  right, has been say has been like making all this all these
• 40:34
  alleged remarks about. Speaking of people, you can tell
• 40:37
  that they suck Dick just by looking at them.
• 40:39
  Anyway, go ahead. Well, you're, you're not, you're
• 40:44
  not far off. And I, I didn't want to go.
• 40:49
  I didn't want to also. Speak, you know, hoes being mad.
• 40:52
  Candace Owens, ladies. Well, yes, which kind of brings
• 40:57
  me to my point with that it is it is interesting that she that
• 41:02
  she was kind of one of the first ones to accuse, to accuse Eric
• 41:07
  Kirk of. Being a hoe, let's just call it.
• 41:11
  What a. Murdering her husband Kirk.
• 41:13
  Of not only being a hoe, but also being an international
• 41:17
  espionage spy, agent, husband, killer.
• 41:20
  Well, it's it's all. I do not agree with at all.
• 41:25
  Well, it's it's almost like Max. It's almost like I'm proven
• 41:31
  right. And that Candace Owens was
• 41:34
  jealous that Erica got Charlie and not her.
• 41:41
  But that's such like a woman answer to the problem that it's
• 41:44
  disappointing is like she's doing all this because she's
• 41:47
  always really liked Charlie and she just can't let that go now
• 41:51
  that he's passed on, so she has to take it out on his wife.
• 41:56
  I it's. Kind of disgusting.
• 41:57
  She should throw the fuck up. That's why I don't pay attention
• 42:01
  to her because she well and also because she dumb as shit.
• 42:03
  Yeah, but also like the fact the fact that I pointed out the
• 42:07
  observation, her asking question, Erica, that's not too
• 42:11
  far, but me. But me saying that Candace
• 42:14
  sounds like a scorned, You know, I don't even want to say a
• 42:18
  lover, but like. So then I just one up you to
• 42:23
  make it not so bad. To me she looks like she sucked
• 42:26
  a lot of Dick. A lot, Sam.
• 42:30
  Well, yeah. Like, a lot.
• 42:36
  I wonder how her husband feels about that accusation.
• 42:41
  He probably wouldn't like somebody saying that about his
• 42:43
  wife, huh? Yeah, I would think he's here to
• 42:49
  defend himself and his wife's honor.
• 42:53
  I I would, I would hope, I would hope not, but he's always been
• 42:59
  eerily quiet. I was, I was just making a
• 43:01
  point, Charlie, you're going to, you're going to play that game.
• 43:05
  Charlie's not here to defend his honor, right?
• 43:09
  To defend his wife's honor, right?
• 43:12
  Her her husband's perfectly fine.
• 43:17
  Yeah. So it's probably pretty easy to
• 43:21
  play these fucking games with other people like that, but
• 43:24
  that's fucked up. I understand she's going through
• 43:27
  a lot, but man, just 'cause you're going through a lot,
• 43:29
  throwing a public mental fit doesn't make you look good.
• 43:33
  Yeah, but, but yeah, I'm, I'm but like I'm supposed to, I'm
• 43:38
  supposed to, I'm supposed to be OK with her having a public
• 43:42
  meltdown and making money off of it.
• 43:44
  But me simply like saying, oh, well, I think maybe you had a
• 43:47
  crush on Charlene. We're just jealous.
• 43:49
  That's a bridge too far for me just to make that.
• 43:52
  So I think she sucked 150 Dicks. I think that.
• 43:58
  I I don't. Really know where my I don't
• 44:00
  have evidence I just have gut feeling.
• 44:02
  Well, while. You look at her.
• 44:05
  You're just, you're just asking. Well, you're just asking
• 44:08
  questions, right? You and I are both if.
• 44:12
  I'm wrong? Then the question is obvious,
• 44:15
  right? How many Dicks has she sucked?
• 44:19
  I certainly think it's more than 20.
• 44:24
  Since she thinks Erica Kirk is a killer, I think that's a fair
• 44:27
  thing to say. Yeah.
• 44:30
  Because I don't believe that. But hey, you're allowed to have
• 44:33
  that opinion, and I'm allowed to have the opinion that you should
• 44:36
  explain to the world how many Dicks you have actually sucked.
• 44:39
  Because there's some confusion about this Candace, you fucking
• 44:43
  hoe. Yeah, sorry.
• 44:49
  Sam I that's a bit much, huh? No, no, all go all go step.
• 44:55
  All go step further and since she wants, since she wants to
• 45:00
  talk shit about Eric Kerr coming out, coming out of nowhere and
• 45:05
  you know, being a pageant queen. Well, I'm just going to say, you
• 45:10
  know, from all appearances, Candace, she just she has she
• 45:15
  has those blowjob lips, right? No, no, she she kind of has that
• 45:23
  a bad appearance. Sam presenting evidence.
• 45:28
  Candace, I think you're going to have to respond to these claims
• 45:32
  about the the sanctity of your mouth hole.
• 45:38
  How much has it been violated by penis?
• 45:42
  We need to know Candace, because you want to question the morals
• 45:46
  of somebody else and if they're fit to lead TPUSA.
• 45:49
  Well then I counter with what's your morals like?
• 45:52
  You're the kind. Of person maybe to, I don't
• 45:56
  know, be a left wing grifter your whole life and then
• 46:00
  suddenly when it doesn't work you switch sides.
• 46:04
  Yeah. Could it be that you're the kind
• 46:06
  of person that built the system to stop people from posting on
• 46:10
  the Internet and docks them if they said mean things?
• 46:13
  Yeah. And everybody hated you for it.
• 46:15
  You said wow, facts didn't care about your feelings.
• 46:21
  Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right.
• 46:23
  She's mad that everyone is like rediscovering that she made a
• 46:26
  doc's website. Yeah, that's.
• 46:31
  She was the original genesis of the idea of a doc's website.
• 46:37
  If you say mean things on the Internet and she wants to act
• 46:40
  like she's the edgy right wing, I'll say the thing.
• 46:44
  Yeah, well, keep saying you're stupid shit.
• 46:46
  Nobody. I I, I don't know why people
• 46:49
  care honestly. No, I, no, I just find, I just
• 46:53
  find it. I just find it funny that, you
• 46:57
  know, I mean, why? We don't want her to get
• 47:01
  confused, Sam, I just realized this by International Men's Day,
• 47:04
  Candace, we don't mean to go suck all their Dicks.
• 47:11
  Yeah, be careful, Sam. You might set her off.
• 47:15
  Well, that that is, that is a. Now, I did say that
• 47:22
  International Men's Day should be celebrated by blowjobs, beers
• 47:25
  and steak. I just didn't mean that Candace
• 47:28
  Owen should take it on herself to do all the blowjobs.
• 47:32
  Yeah. Who knows?
• 47:33
  She wants to. Someone someone chat says
• 47:37
  International Men's Day. What the fuck is that?
• 47:41
  Well, that's. What I.
• 47:42
  Said I. Was like some.
• 47:44
  Pussy shit who needs a day? Women.
• 47:48
  Women got like 5 days bro dads. That's a fair one.
• 47:53
  That's the one I think is worth having.
• 47:55
  Well, to me, that kind of. I don't motherfuckers would be
• 47:58
  like, we need a brother's day and a siblings day and I'm like
• 48:01
  fuck off with this fucking stupid shit.
• 48:06
  There, there's, there's International Daughter's Day now
• 48:10
  and, and I'm like. That one makes sense too.
• 48:15
  There's. Doesn't that Mother's Day?
• 48:18
  Yeah. Can we just have a everything
• 48:22
  got to be a holiday, Sam, I took a shit yesterday.
• 48:25
  We going to celebrate that. I mean.
• 48:29
  Yes, Max. I was impressed.
• 48:34
  I mean, we might. We might as well call it.
• 48:37
  Giant Turd day and everybody can compete to see who's is the
• 48:41
  biggest. There there there's a content
• 48:48
  from Moo. That's still more thought into
• 48:51
  that holiday Sam about pooping than they put into International
• 48:55
  Men's Day. Because as that person was
• 48:57
  pointing earlier, I looked at their website and it's the
• 49:00
  dumbest ideas to do for men's day.
• 49:03
  I can't even believe how stupid they are.
• 49:06
  How about have a cookout? Yeah.
• 49:13
  That sounds pretty manly. How about work out at the gym?
• 49:18
  How about have a beer, get a blowjob and eat a steak?
• 49:28
  That's what I would say to celebrate men's day.
• 49:32
  Beer, blowjob, steak. Now.
• 49:34
  And maybe you're not a beer person, Sam, you and I are beer
• 49:37
  guys. But some people out there are,
• 49:39
  are less enthused about the brews.
• 49:41
  And so for them, they could maybe replace it with some
• 49:43
  spirits, you know? Yeah.
• 49:47
  Or some wine and get good fine wine.
• 49:50
  Or, you know, some people are like, maybe even like to unwind,
• 49:52
  maybe a blunt instead of a beer. Right.
• 49:55
  But the. But the boy being the same as
• 49:59
  the beer. Yeah, it's a lot of things.
• 50:01
  The steak can too, in fairness. Right.
• 50:04
  Because the steak is really just your favorite meal.
• 50:07
  The one that's irreplaceable is the blowjob.
• 50:11
  Yeah, I I that most definitely. Yeah, the other ones,
• 50:18
  substitutions will be fine. Yeah, no.
• 50:25
  So now we know how to celebrate Men's Day next year.
• 50:29
  They better be putting this on their website.
• 50:31
  You know who's going to do a potato sack race?
• 50:35
  No, go get a blowjob. Oh I love that day.
• 50:38
  That's the best fucking holiday ever.
• 50:42
  Yeah, yeah. Then I, yeah, I mean that.
• 50:48
  Then more people would, then more.
• 50:49
  Then more of us would be aware of it for sure.
• 50:52
  I feel like it needs a rebranded name for it to celebrate.
• 50:55
  So what about blowjob day? Based.
• 51:03
  OK. Well, you have to be prepared
• 51:07
  next year and we'll get some blowjob day themed decorations.
• 51:16
  That that that would be a that would.
• 51:18
  Have the blowjob tree and have a traditional blowjob day feast.
• 51:29
  Sing blowjob carols. If there, if there's, if there's
• 51:42
  somebody out there who has a concept for, for that, please.
• 51:47
  Yeah, we need to like, we need to make like a like a whole
• 51:51
  marketing thing. Like for Christmas and
• 51:53
  Thanksgiving, we need to like we need blowjob day cards.
• 52:01
  I mean, now you're. Going to get that, you're going
• 52:03
  to get the blowjob day cutlery, the blowjob day napkins, get
• 52:10
  some blowjob day streamers going.
• 52:13
  Happy blowjob day signs with a big little cartoon penis.
• 52:20
  Just go all in on it, Sam. I mean, I mean that was.
• 52:24
  Better than international men's day.
• 52:26
  I'm sorry people will actually care about that shit.
• 52:30
  Yeah, I mean. You can tell a women made-up
• 52:32
  international men's day because mine would just be blowjob day.
• 52:38
  I mean, I mean that that would also be that would also be a
• 52:42
  good. I mean, I think, I think more
• 52:45
  guys would be like. Well, blowjob day is the one
• 52:49
  thing, Sam, that is exclusive to men.
• 52:52
  Yeah. If you don't have a penis, you
• 52:55
  cannot get a blowjob, so they it's.
• 53:00
  Yes, no, no, you're right. And and let's and let's be
• 53:05
  honest, like no hate again, no hate against Valentine's Day,
• 53:09
  but let's be honest, it's not. Blowjob Day.
• 53:15
  Well, that that holiday is more is more geared towards women
• 53:19
  anyway. Yeah, it seems right so.
• 53:26
  Well, that's because they make up all the holidays, Sam, if you
• 53:28
  didn't notice. Otherwise we'd have blowjob day,
• 53:32
  we'd have the Lawnmower festival, we'd have like
• 53:37
  Warhammer 40K International Day where we all get off from work.
• 53:41
  We'd if men were in charge, it would be like, you know, Friday,
• 53:46
  just because it's a holiday. So we have a four day week every
• 53:49
  week. No women come up with the
• 53:51
  holidays. You know why?
• 53:53
  Because they actually make your life harder and more complicated
• 53:55
  rather than easier and more fun. Like, of course, women made-up
• 54:00
  all the holidays. There's a set of rules you have
• 54:03
  to follow for every fucking one. And the rules, the rules are
• 54:09
  there to suck the fun out of it. Because you might, as a man,
• 54:12
  have some fun. We can't have that.
• 54:15
  Can't be doing that. I've noticed they've tried to
• 54:19
  tell men how to cook Turkey now. Oh, you can't use the fryer?
• 54:22
  Look, just because the motherfucker blows it up don't
• 54:25
  mean he don't know what he's doing.
• 54:31
  No, and listen, most men will tell you to like will tell you
• 54:37
  to you know, to do outside. It's not the guy's fault of
• 54:42
  another guy doesn't want to listen to your instructions.
• 54:46
  Hey, look, I ain't got like, I understand I'm supposed to thaw
• 54:51
  the Turkey, but who got time for that shit?
• 54:54
  You just stick it in there, put the lid on.
• 54:57
  Yeah, sure, you'll maybe start a fire, but you probably won't,
• 55:02
  you know? And if you do just keep like a
• 55:06
  glass of water around, you'll be good.
• 55:13
  Well. I'm I'm a professional Turkey
• 55:17
  cook, Sam, you can trust me. Well, two of.
• 55:20
  Well, two of. I cook Turkey every year for
• 55:24
  over a decade, 2 turkeys at a time, I had.
• 55:28
  Well, I know, I know we have two engineers but that we're friends
• 55:32
  with, but I don't need to be an engineer to know that keeping a
• 55:37
  glass water round well, deep frying a Turkey, I, I don't
• 55:44
  think that's, that's a great idea.
• 55:48
  Why, 'cause look, if there's fire, you use the water to put
• 55:52
  it out. Sam.
• 55:54
  Duh. Well, yeah, the the grease fire.
• 55:58
  You're going to not have any water around and then the fire
• 56:02
  is going to happen. You're going to feel stupid.
• 56:04
  See me? I'm just going to dump it on.
• 56:08
  We're not thinking. About these things, Sam.
• 56:10
  Well, that's why I that's why I have a fire extinguisher near me
• 56:18
  or, or, or I'll just have more of this roll out the flames.
• 56:22
  Humongous says International Masculinity Day.
• 56:26
  You hunt a deer with your bare hands and then grill it and eat
• 56:29
  it. You need a knife.
• 56:33
  I don't know if you've probably never gone.
• 56:35
  Why? Don't we just eat it raw?
• 56:39
  Yeah, Sam, I could have done that last night.
• 56:43
  I I didn't even tell my wife. I there I was walking and there
• 56:48
  was a deer just like right here and then it ran between two
• 56:51
  buildings and looked at me for a minute.
• 56:53
  And if I had have been quick enough, I could have totally put
• 56:56
  that bitch in a headlock. Well, that you.
• 57:03
  You kill that bitch with a knife and you eat it raw.
• 57:06
  It's the most the only thing you can do.
• 57:08
  Well, I'd have to because, well, either that or you have to start
• 57:10
  a fire right there on the side of the road because you ever
• 57:12
  tried dragging a fucking deer? And it was a buck too, because
• 57:17
  they had little home, you know, little antlers, not big ones
• 57:19
  yet. But yeah, I'd probably have to
• 57:25
  just grab some like, well, if you're going to eat deer raw,
• 57:29
  the best thing to do is grab some, like, liver.
• 57:36
  That's the part least likely to get you sick.
• 57:39
  Yeah, it doesn't quite chew like meat though.
• 57:45
  I don't know if you've ever had raw deer liver, but it's quite
• 57:52
  an experience. Yeah, I, yeah, I've never, I've
• 57:55
  never had raw deer liver. I I have poaching.
• 58:02
  I have had deer. I have had deer though and it's
• 58:07
  have you had full? Testicles, Sam.
• 58:11
  Yes. You're from the Rocky Mountains.
• 58:14
  Originally you had to have had some Rocky Mountain oysters.
• 58:17
  Yes, yes, I have. They're not as bad as people
• 58:20
  think, huh? No, no they're not.
• 58:23
  Yeah. So.
• 58:28
  They're probably good for you or something.
• 58:30
  You know What you should do is deep fry your Turkey.
• 58:42
  Make sure that you stuff it with a frozen chicken.
• 58:50
  And. Then wrap it in bacon.
• 58:59
  See people laugh about the bacon, but that is one way to
• 59:04
  make it not dry is if you put a layer of bacon on top of the
• 59:08
  Turkey. Although I generally just use
• 59:10
  oil, like a little bit of oil on my hands.
• 59:13
  I, I say this every year, Sam, and then you massage.
• 59:16
  Usually I say after Thanksgiving though.
• 59:17
  So I'm giving the tips early this year.
• 59:20
  You got, you got to massage the Turkey.
• 59:23
  You got to love the Turkey. You got to get all up inside
• 59:27
  it's big old butt hole with the fucking oil, right.
• 59:29
  But once you do that, it'll cook at exactly the perfect
• 59:33
  temperature so that it's not dry, but it's not going to be,
• 59:36
  you know, you ever had Turkey where it's too fucking moist?
• 59:42
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 59:43
  Yeah, yeah. Unfortunately.
• 59:47
  All it takes to cook your Turkey perfectly.
• 59:49
  You set it to the proper temperature, 370-5350 depends on
• 59:54
  what you're doing and use just you got to molest the Turkey
• 59:58
  with oil like all up and down. You got to rub its legs,
• 1:00:02
  breasts, and it ran it around the butt hole.
• 1:00:05
  Rub the neck, rub its wings a little bit.
• 1:00:09
  Get real tender with that Turkey with the oil.
• 1:00:11
  Make sure you get it all over. Then what I like to do, Sam, is
• 1:00:14
  take a little bit of garlic salt and a little bit of basil
• 1:00:18
  usually over the Turkey. That makes it look.
• 1:00:24
  Better because when it's cooked up, the little spices they don't
• 1:00:27
  take. It doesn't change the taste all
• 1:00:28
  that much, but it looks good. The skin looks like it has those
• 1:00:32
  little Krispies on it. That is how you cook a Turkey,
• 1:00:37
  gentleman. And make sure you pull the
• 1:00:39
  goodies out of its ass and neck. Yes.
• 1:00:44
  Because if you don't, it's going to taste different.
• 1:00:46
  Now you can use them to do all kinds of fun shit.
• 1:00:51
  Or you. Could scare your wife with it
• 1:00:53
  and tell her it's the Turkey's penis.
• 1:00:56
  Either or I still break you out with the neck bone and you've
• 1:01:02
  and. You've done and you've the first
• 1:01:02
  time you asked what it was, What did I tell you?
• 1:01:04
  You said it. Was I didn't believe you?
• 1:01:05
  Because I knew that wasn't true, but it's still gross.
• 1:01:06
  Because it's the. Neck and it doesn't.
• 1:01:13
  Need to be in. There.
• 1:01:15
  So yeah. You chase your wife around with
• 1:01:17
  the Turkey neck bone, just be like what's wrong with it?
• 1:01:24
  Don't don't open the giblets bag because if she sees what's in
• 1:01:30
  there she might change her opinion on the whole holiday,
• 1:01:34
  gentlemen. Yeah.
• 1:01:39
  It turns out there's hearts and lungs and things in there.
• 1:01:45
  They make good gravy though, Sam.
• 1:01:48
  That they do. EW.
• 1:01:52
  What are you wasteful? Waste not, want not, is what my
• 1:02:00
  grandmother said. Make some mashed dictators and
• 1:02:05
  some stuffing and all that fun stuff, Sam, but I don't think I
• 1:02:12
  can take out the whole Turkey gang like I said.
• 1:02:16
  And then Bunny support is running thin.
• 1:02:22
  Yeah, yeah, it do. It do be like that sometimes.
• 1:02:26
  Sometimes, yeah, the. Butter Turkey war is on hold for
• 1:02:31
  now, Sam, but I'm still going to have some Turkey.
• 1:02:35
  And so I figured I'd share my my expert Turkey tips like molest
• 1:02:40
  your Turkey good with oil. Yeah.
• 1:02:45
  Not baby oil though, Sam. Baby oil doesn't taste good.
• 1:02:50
  I like to use olive or canola or vegetable, something like that.
• 1:02:54
  Baby oil No. Yeah, Well, well, well.
• 1:03:02
  Which is good, because Diddy's already got that market
• 1:03:04
  cornered. You think they're going to give
• 1:03:09
  him his baby oil back, Sam? No, no.
• 1:03:12
  But I I hopefully not no, but I could totally see Diddy like
• 1:03:18
  trying to do like a line of like cooking oils now too and just.
• 1:03:24
  Being I guess he got in trouble for like drinking bootleg booze
• 1:03:29
  in jail this like last week or something That's.
• 1:03:33
  Funny. Yeah, he's drinking toilet wide,
• 1:03:38
  so at least we got that much out of this whole thing.
• 1:03:40
  But I think they might give him his baby oil back.
• 1:03:45
  Sam. Wouldn't that be very funny
• 1:03:48
  though? They gave him his baby oil back.
• 1:03:53
  I think it would be funny. That would be funny.
• 1:03:57
  He well, I mean, he also want to know what he I mean, if if they
• 1:04:04
  gave him tomorrow back, I'd just like a dump truck load of it.
• 1:04:12
  Yep. But I'll leave it back on the
• 1:04:16
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• 1:04:20
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• 1:04:47
  but you got your own title wrong.
• 1:04:48
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• 1:04:51
  your face. You said the badge of the blood.
• 1:04:53
  Oh yeah, the the blood, the blood in the badge.
• 1:04:57
  I. I mean, not that big a deal, but
• 1:05:01
  it was funny because you're holding it up, so it was in
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• 1:05:07
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• 1:05:10
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• 1:05:14
  Go ahead. Oh yes, it it definitely does it
• 1:05:18
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• 1:05:23
  definitely makes your sausage bigger.
• 1:05:26
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• 1:05:33
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• 1:05:38
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• 1:05:46
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• 1:05:52
  better. I'm just saying you'll be able
• 1:05:53
  to learn to tell Italian American better.
• 1:05:56
  So when I when I see tomorrow, I can go.
• 1:05:59
  Hey. What's the matter?
• 1:06:07
  Exactly. You didn't mean it though, Sam.
• 1:06:15
  Duh, there. Wasn't heart in that one?
• 1:06:22
  Hey, how's it going? How's your mother?
• 1:06:27
  That would be having some heart in it, Sam.
• 1:06:29
  Yeah. I expect.
• 1:06:31
  I'm just, I'm just, I'm just busting your balls.
• 1:06:37
  I I got you I. Got you.
• 1:06:44
  See you about. That one.
• 1:06:46
  See, we see when we make fun of all, we make fun of all
• 1:06:50
  stereotypes here on on the fellow.
• 1:06:55
  Hey, speak with stereotypes. I got a funny 1 and you don't
• 1:06:59
  even know this. Sam Cantwell has a new grift.
• 1:07:06
  A new grift? He made a prototype podcast and
• 1:07:11
  I there's no official title for it yet so I am calling it the
• 1:07:17
  Chris Cantwell Groom's A Six Year Old Child podcast.
• 1:07:25
  Wow. That's what it is, Sam.
• 1:07:27
  He put out a podcast, a 30 minute conversation he had with
• 1:07:31
  a six year old that he's apparently living with while
• 1:07:33
  he's on parole and probation and all this other fucking shit, and
• 1:07:38
  he's going to go to jail for all the drugs and stuff.
• 1:07:40
  He's having a podcast with the people he's staying with, six
• 1:07:45
  year old child, where he tells them about racisms and stuff.
• 1:07:49
  So if anybody's interested in Chris Cantwell grooming a six
• 1:07:52
  year old, oh, that's check that out on Telegram.
• 1:07:57
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure that's.
• 1:07:59
  Especially the authorities might be interested in something like
• 1:08:02
  that, but that's just me though. Yeah, I'm, I'm sure that's going
• 1:08:06
  to be top of the Spotify charts soon.
• 1:08:10
  It's funny because he put it out Sam and he immediately said it
• 1:08:14
  was a bad idea and the show's cancelled.
• 1:08:17
  Like he put out a big explainer of Wiz, his concept of he
• 1:08:21
  thought he's a genius of him talking to a fucking 6 year old
• 1:08:25
  about Nazi shit. And then he realized that the
• 1:08:29
  Chris Cantwell Grooms a Child podcast might not be a great
• 1:08:33
  idea. Yeah, well, it's.
• 1:08:37
  It is archived. It's stuff like that that you
• 1:08:41
  might want to, you know, you might want to think of stuff
• 1:08:45
  like that beforehand, Chris. Yeah, especially when you're
• 1:08:50
  very famous for very recently writing about how much you love
• 1:08:53
  sucking Dick and how you were molested as a kid and you hate
• 1:09:01
  pedos now. The same way you used to hate
• 1:09:03
  drug addicts before you did meth and before.
• 1:09:05
  The same way you used to hate gay people before you suck Dick.
• 1:09:09
  Now you hate pedos with the same passion and you're grooming
• 1:09:12
  children. Yeah, I think the man needs to
• 1:09:15
  be taken off the streets. State of Massachusetts, state of
• 1:09:19
  New Hampshire. What the fuck are you guys
• 1:09:20
  doing? He's he's out there for six
• 1:09:22
  felonies living with kids, grooming a kid on a podcast.
• 1:09:25
  You guys are fucking clowns. Law enforcement.
• 1:09:28
  Sorry Sam, that's the Cantwell update.
• 1:09:32
  You know, there's a there is a, there's a character in blood
• 1:09:39
  ties called the Reaper who's kind of my who's kind of like a,
• 1:09:48
  a mix between the Punisher and Batman.
• 1:09:55
  Just to kind of sum things up. I might have an idea for volume
• 1:09:59
  for volume 3. Now first story I'm.
• 1:10:04
  Talking to where I get most of my information, Sam, is there
• 1:10:07
  somebody that does a lot of Cantwell reporting because they
• 1:10:10
  have a vested interest in him, so I get inside him.
• 1:10:13
  This is not even on Kiwi Farms yet.
• 1:10:15
  I'm sure they would find this fascinating.
• 1:10:17
  If anybody's a Kiwi farmer, you can definitely find what I'm
• 1:10:19
  saying. Go to Cantwell's Telegram and
• 1:10:22
  then tell Kiwi Farms that he's got a podcast Grooming a Kid
• 1:10:26
  because I want more people to know that Chris Cantwell has
• 1:10:28
  just did a podcast where he grooms a six year old child.
• 1:10:33
  This is fucked up man. Sorry I I I'm not even going to
• 1:10:39
  front Sam his shit. I know for a fact that like the
• 1:10:43
  antics he's been up to have been reported to law enforcement.
• 1:10:45
  They just don't seem to care. Yeah, well, I mean.
• 1:10:53
  And that's why I say Massachusetts, particularly
• 1:10:56
  Worcester County and Manchester County in New Hampshire.
• 1:11:01
  You guys look like clowns right now.
• 1:11:02
  He's actually laughing at you on the Internet.
• 1:11:06
  Yeah, I mean, like, I, I don't necessarily agree with the
• 1:11:14
  concept of vigilantism like fully, but there are.
• 1:11:21
  But when I do hear things like that, it's kind of like, you
• 1:11:23
  know, I'm not exactly opposed to Vigila.
• 1:11:27
  Well, the problem here, Sam, is that the parents of the child
• 1:11:31
  are in on the whole bit. They're they're letting him
• 1:11:36
  knowing who he is and what he's done, stay with their children.
• 1:11:41
  And as part of, as part of his so-called rehab, he's helping
• 1:11:46
  raise, quote UN quote, helping raise their children, as he
• 1:11:48
  said. And he decided to use this and
• 1:11:51
  do a podcast. He I I I won't say he said
• 1:11:54
  anything sexually in the podcast but is a 30 minute podcast where
• 1:11:59
  you explain shit to a six year old that is not your child Not a
• 1:12:03
  grooming podcast. It absolutely is.
• 1:12:09
  Yeah, it absolutely is. And also like, yeah, it like it
• 1:12:17
  is for no other reason too than like what What conversation
• 1:12:22
  would like? 6 year olds are not great
• 1:12:26
  conversations. Explain Race Sam to the six year
• 1:12:32
  old and why he's so great for being a white man and all that
• 1:12:38
  shit. That's that's so he was grooming
• 1:12:40
  him into that. Because of course he was.
• 1:12:44
  Because of course he was. Yeah.
• 1:12:46
  And then he was like, oh, I'm sorry, that wasn't a great idea.
• 1:12:50
  And he tried to delete it, but it is archived.
• 1:12:54
  I I can't even bring myself to watch 30 minutes of it.
• 1:12:57
  But it yeah, that came across my desk this morning, Sam.
• 1:13:01
  And I was, I was even hesitant to bring it up on the show, but
• 1:13:04
  it's been, it's kind of annoying.
• 1:13:09
  Yeah. These cops are so fucking
• 1:13:11
  foolish that they're letting this guy who is a convicted
• 1:13:13
  felon already right? Mock them on the Internet with
• 1:13:19
  this shit. That's what he's doing and he
• 1:13:23
  keeps saying he has a story to tell that's going to fix it all.
• 1:13:27
  He's prepared to tell the biggest lies of his life where
• 1:13:31
  it's actually Israel planted meth on him.
• 1:13:35
  Sam, you couldn't write a conspiracy as crazy as his real
• 1:13:39
  life one could. I've read your books.
• 1:13:42
  They are not as crazy as his conspiracies.
• 1:13:46
  Well, Max. Even though they're fictional.
• 1:13:50
  Well, Max, to to be honest, it's getting hard and hard for me to
• 1:13:53
  write Conspiracy through through these days because anytime I try
• 1:13:59
  and write something that seemed like it would be over the top,
• 1:14:03
  like I've been beat out by Candace.
• 1:14:05
  Up in the news. Yeah, something crazy.
• 1:14:10
  Something crazy comes up in the in the news and and the
• 1:14:16
  conspiracies get even even crazier.
• 1:14:20
  I'm saying if you took Cantwell's worldview conspiracy
• 1:14:24
  theory and treated it as not, I think it's a combination of lies
• 1:14:29
  and meth fueled delusions right? Yeah.
• 1:14:32
  But let's say it was all real and you wrote a story about the
• 1:14:36
  IT still sounds retarded. So Grinder is a massive catfish
• 1:14:43
  conspiracy to try and stalk gay Nazis and blackmail them by not
• 1:14:53
  telling anybody they're gay. That's his conspiracy, Sam.
• 1:15:01
  And they were so desperate to hide.
• 1:15:02
  That. That they planted drugs in his
• 1:15:05
  car. Who would do it other than
• 1:15:13
  Israel, clearly. Well, that that's been.
• 1:15:18
  So yes, I think he's delusional. But if you treated it as real,
• 1:15:23
  nobody would read that book, right, Sam?
• 1:15:26
  Because they would be like, this is not, this doesn't even sound
• 1:15:29
  realistic. This is crazy, This is nonsense.
• 1:15:32
  But that's what he believes the world really is.
• 1:15:35
  Well. That's the hell of a drug.
• 1:15:39
  Well, well, Three Dick Nick is now trying to claim that that
• 1:15:44
  the time he got caught streaming gay porn on his laptop, that
• 1:15:48
  wasn't him. That was It wasn't.
• 1:15:50
  Gay Sam. It was transgender.
• 1:15:55
  Is there a difference? You know what I don't need?
• 1:16:01
  I don't need to know but but regardless he.
• 1:16:05
  Tried I. Think the difference is gay porn
• 1:16:08
  has see, I don't get to, we don't get, we don't bring up gay
• 1:16:12
  pornography nearly as much anymore because it can't.
• 1:16:14
  Well, but I think gay pornography is 2 dudes or more.
• 1:16:19
  And then in the case of trans pornography, one of them's
• 1:16:23
  pretending to be a woman. Is that that sounds accurate,
• 1:16:27
  right? I mean, that sounds like we'll.
• 1:16:30
  Be right. But.
• 1:16:32
  Like really, it's just like an offshoot fetish branch of gay
• 1:16:36
  pornography. But so I we're splitting hairs
• 1:16:39
  and either way, Nick Fuentes looking at it on his little
• 1:16:42
  phone there. I mean, we all saw that.
• 1:16:45
  Yeah, well, apparently that's an Israel.
• 1:16:47
  Apparently that's a Jewish. Apparently the Mossad planted.
• 1:16:53
  Yeah, you know what the also a Jewish conspiracy Sam that his
• 1:16:56
  last name is Fuentes. Yeah.
• 1:17:07
  The the great white nationalists Nicolas Fuentes come from
• 1:17:17
  Juarez, but he actually live in Chicago, Maine.
• 1:17:21
  Come on. Well, sweetie.
• 1:17:26
  I am a white nationalist. Have you met my cousin Slowpoke?
• 1:17:36
  That's right, he is Speedy Gonzalez.
• 1:17:39
  But gay. That's who y'all look up to.
• 1:17:48
  By the way, Slowpoke is the better character.
• 1:17:50
  You know why? Because he didn't have to go
• 1:17:52
  fast. He carried a gap.
• 1:17:55
  Slowpoke Rodriguez is by Spirit Animal.
• 1:17:59
  That that is, that is true. You know, I I miss, I miss the
• 1:18:04
  days of Looney Tunes when the characters could just like pull
• 1:18:06
  guns like from nowhere, just out of.
• 1:18:12
  Do you know? Wish I could do that.
• 1:18:15
  Oh, do you know easy would do you know how like much better
• 1:18:18
  life would be if we could just like pull magnums?
• 1:18:21
  Just like out of thin air? No one will.
• 1:18:25
  I'm more realistic in my old age Sam.
• 1:18:27
  Now I just want cyberpunk style vending machines.
• 1:18:32
  That works. That works.
• 1:18:37
  You can modify them right in the menu before you even, like,
• 1:18:40
  purchase. Yeah, yeah, like, like we had
• 1:18:46
  them red boxes. I'm just saying like get me a
• 1:18:49
  red box for guns. Yeah.
• 1:18:55
  Is that really? Is that really too much to ask
• 1:18:59
  for? Ambition on every corner, it's
• 1:19:05
  all I want. Well, like I've said, ATF should
• 1:19:09
  be a like you have said, ATF should be a store, not a, not a
• 1:19:14
  federal agency. That's right.
• 1:19:19
  Well, I played that sport, Sam. It's fun.
• 1:19:27
  You're not supposed to do that though, huh?
• 1:19:30
  No. Hey man, I wasn't the one that
• 1:19:34
  suggested to shoot. I was the one that suggested to
• 1:19:38
  drink and tobacco. I mean, that's not even fair
• 1:19:43
  because that was like a part of my life from when I was like,
• 1:19:48
  there's always tobacco combining it.
• 1:19:52
  Yeah, they A, add caffeine and B, like you said, make it a
• 1:19:56
  sporting competition. So you, you go through the
• 1:19:59
  different stages, you know, you chug the coffee at stage 1, beer
• 1:20:04
  is the last stage. Then add up everybody's scores
• 1:20:11
  and then you declare a winner. Yeah.
• 1:20:15
  You have a stage where they drink beer, you have a stage
• 1:20:17
  where they smoke a big spliff, maybe a stage with a big pile of
• 1:20:21
  coke. Just see who could be the best
• 1:20:24
  shooter when they're the most fucked up.
• 1:20:26
  There's an acid stand that's for the advanced shooters.
• 1:20:32
  Oh God, if there, if there was, if there was, someone's going.
• 1:20:35
  To win the meth contest 100%. He can't shoot though any other
• 1:20:41
  time. This is fun.
• 1:20:42
  If you ever see a video of Christopher Cantwell shooting a
• 1:20:45
  gun, you will laugh. So is is Cantwell fun?
• 1:20:50
  Because he can't do it. So would that would that make
• 1:20:53
  would that make Cantwell Trevor from GTA5?
• 1:20:57
  None. Basically if.
• 1:20:59
  Trevor's capable of shit. He's like Trevor, if Trevor lost
• 1:21:05
  everything he did, you know? And also was way gayer, way gay.
• 1:21:13
  Trevor's a little gay. We all.
• 1:21:17
  Yeah, Trevor's a little gay. Cantwell wrote a gay novel about
• 1:21:21
  how much he loves twink butt. Yeah.
• 1:21:24
  Now you can't be more gay than that, I don't think.
• 1:21:29
  I don't know. No what?
• 1:21:30
  Was that one guy we used to know that went trans?
• 1:21:32
  Is that gayer? Or is it gayer to write the gay
• 1:21:35
  novella about twink butt? Which is gayer cutting off your
• 1:21:38
  penis or writing a novella about fucking a dude in the butt?
• 1:21:42
  Which is gay. I mean.
• 1:21:48
  I guess it depends what you do after you cut off your penis,
• 1:21:50
  huh? It's pretty, I would say it's
• 1:21:53
  pretty evenly gay. They're both gay.
• 1:21:57
  They're both on the spectrum of gay, but I want to know if you
• 1:22:04
  wanted to be the gayest person that ever lived.
• 1:22:06
  I feel like Kate Well is gayer than a guy that cuts his Dick
• 1:22:11
  off. Unless that guy who cuts his
• 1:22:13
  Dick off also writes a novel about twink butt.
• 1:22:18
  I mean. That was the guy that that cuts
• 1:22:21
  his blood. They got do with the do with the
• 1:22:24
  no detached day. Oh, I mean then he's trying to
• 1:22:29
  become the twink butt, I see. Yeah.
• 1:22:35
  So anyway, what kind of crazy shit besides Trump sucking Bill
• 1:22:39
  Clinton's Dick do you think we're going to see in them
• 1:22:41
  files? I bet you anything that Kamala
• 1:22:46
  Harris had some weird shit going on.
• 1:22:50
  I don't know if you knew Epstein or not, but I know she's a
• 1:22:53
  weirdo. And I mean, we all know she
• 1:22:56
  shit. We would talk about people that
• 1:22:58
  you could just tell suck Dick. Come on out.
• 1:23:03
  If not sucking Dick, then explain Kamala Harris's position
• 1:23:07
  in life. I I, I bet you, I bet you we
• 1:23:10
  would I I bet you. John Kerry is on that list.
• 1:23:14
  Oh, John Kerry is probably It's probably the reverse, with John
• 1:23:19
  Kerry of him in the dress and Bill Clinton getting his Dick
• 1:23:24
  stuck still because. I mean, John can.
• 1:23:28
  Hold on though. Here's another question.
• 1:23:30
  Just real, real quick. Do we care if Trump sucked Bill
• 1:23:34
  Clinton's Dick in 1997? Do I actually care?
• 1:23:41
  I mean no. Explain to me why that would
• 1:23:45
  matter specifically. I I mean it, it, it wouldn't
• 1:23:56
  other than to just other than to like discredit his his quote UN
• 1:24:02
  quote reputation as a womanizer, which I don't see how that would
• 1:24:07
  be necessarily like an L for him either.
• 1:24:12
  Well, only if Bill didn't come. Then it's an L.
• 1:24:22
  Yeah. Pits off everybody, huh?
• 1:24:26
  Well, I mean, this does bring up bring up an interesting point
• 1:24:30
  that like if, if it does, if it, if it does, if it is revealed
• 1:24:36
  that Trump did suck Clinton's Dick, the Democrats are going to
• 1:24:41
  have a are going to be in a real conundrum because.
• 1:24:46
  Because he's now gayer than them.
• 1:24:48
  Yeah, yeah. Because, because now because.
• 1:24:52
  We've been conditioned for 10 years, Sam, that whoever is the
• 1:24:55
  gayest is the best. Now Donald Trump is the gayest
• 1:24:59
  because he sucked Bill Clinton's Dick.
• 1:25:00
  And he and Max think, think of it this way, if that's the case,
• 1:25:07
  he's the first. Like I won't even say openly gay
• 1:25:10
  president, but he's the 1st. Well, he's the first outland gay
• 1:25:15
  president. Not by his choice necessarily,
• 1:25:17
  but like. He is the 1st president who has
• 1:25:21
  been in the news reported as sucking another man's Dick.
• 1:25:26
  That's true. And somehow they're still going
• 1:25:28
  to shame him. That's right.
• 1:25:30
  Well, it's shameful to suck a Dick.
• 1:25:32
  Didn't you know the Democrats have spent their entire last 10
• 1:25:35
  years building? Oh, wait, oh, wait, no, it's
• 1:25:38
  actually great to suck a man's Dick.
• 1:25:41
  If you're a guy, it's actually being gay is the best thing you
• 1:25:43
  can be. They want to.
• 1:25:45
  They want to have Buttigieg considered as a presidential
• 1:25:49
  candidate on the fact that he takes it in his bum.
• 1:25:52
  Yeah, so then it so that if if Trump actually is revealed as
• 1:25:56
  like the first day he's. Going to run again, like he
• 1:26:00
  said, but as a Democrat. Brilliant strategy and he's
• 1:26:05
  going to get the gay vote if he has to suck every fucking Dick
• 1:26:09
  in America. I mean, I mean Max I, I hate Max
• 1:26:14
  I, I do have some news to tell you though.
• 1:26:18
  Trump actually did get a lot of Gabe of Gabe outs.
• 1:26:24
  See, he's already been busy. I mean, look.
• 1:26:30
  All they're saying is that he's great at all these things,
• 1:26:32
  including sucking Dick. Why me?
• 1:26:38
  I really. Love this.
• 1:26:39
  Monica Lewinsky went through hell and back for the privilege
• 1:26:43
  of sucking Bill Clinton's Dick and everybody heard about it.
• 1:26:47
  Donald Trump sucking Bill Clinton's Dick.
• 1:26:49
  It gets kept secret for fucking 30 years or whatever because it
• 1:26:54
  didn't really happen, but we're pretending.
• 1:26:58
  See, he's just better at it. He's a better Dick sucker than
• 1:27:02
  Monica. That that's going to get
• 1:27:05
  clipped. That's right.
• 1:27:09
  See, don't give Trump a task because he's going to do a good
• 1:27:12
  job, even if it's sucking Bill Clinton's Dick.
• 1:27:18
  The man of the people, Sam. No, no wonder, no wonder.
• 1:27:24
  What do you think? You meant by draining the swamp.
• 1:27:28
  No wonder. No wonder Hillary.
• 1:27:31
  No wonder Hillary despises despises him.
• 1:27:37
  That's right, because Trump stole her, man.
• 1:27:40
  I actually. And her job?
• 1:27:43
  Think about that. Sam.
• 1:27:44
  She she got. Her man took by Trump and then
• 1:27:49
  and then what 15 years later got her job took by Trump after she
• 1:27:54
  got both her job and her man already took by Barack Obama.
• 1:27:58
  Because it was her turn, damn it.
• 1:28:00
  Because if Bill Clinton sucked, if Bill Clinton got his Dick
• 1:28:03
  sucked by Donald Trump, you cannot convince me that Barry
• 1:28:07
  Obama did not suck his Dick. There is no way in hell that if
• 1:28:13
  Trump had to go through that humiliation ritual that Barack
• 1:28:16
  Obama did not suck Bill Clinton's Dick.
• 1:28:18
  Oh well. We 100%.
• 1:28:19
  Sample well, we well we've been hearing.
• 1:28:21
  No, he sucks Michelle Obama's Dick every night.
• 1:28:26
  Well, we well, we've been hearing rumors that we've been
• 1:28:30
  hearing rumors that Obama has been gay for years.
• 1:28:33
  And if you ever he. Married a dude, Sam.
• 1:28:38
  And if you don't believe me, look up.
• 1:28:39
  Look up Reggie Love. That's true too, that rumor was
• 1:28:44
  but that you're missing part is the also that he smokes crack.
• 1:28:50
  Yeah. So he'll suck for a little bit
• 1:28:56
  of crack. Of course he sucked Bill
• 1:28:58
  Clinton's Dick to be president. Come on, man.
• 1:29:00
  That's just what you got to do to be president, Sam.
• 1:29:04
  So now we know Bush sucked his Dick, we can reasonably assume
• 1:29:08
  Bush Senior sucked his Dick. You think Reagan sucked his
• 1:29:11
  Dick? Or was he too young?
• 1:29:18
  I was asking about Candace Owen. Sam, we need to count on how
• 1:29:21
  many people have sucked Bill Clinton's Dick.
• 1:29:27
  Not not just that, but we need that would be another thing that
• 1:29:31
  we would need to try to do calculation.
• 1:29:33
  Reveal the results on Blowjob Day next year.
• 1:29:37
  Yes, so. Why is the news all about
• 1:29:45
  fucking gross stuff nowadays? Because.
• 1:29:51
  On rapes and fucking Dick sucking in the presidential
• 1:29:55
  level. Like what the fuck is going on
• 1:29:57
  bro? Is everybody just a pervert,
• 1:29:59
  Sam? It's bringing a pervert.
• 1:30:04
  It's Mort, yes. I tagged you earlier.
• 1:30:07
  You got listed as a top 10 gooner by by Craig there.
• 1:30:12
  I did. What's up?
• 1:30:14
  How did that happen? I've been horny on me and quite
• 1:30:20
  a bit lately. Yeah.
• 1:30:24
  Oh, fair enough. At least he's not denying it.
• 1:30:27
  So he wouldn't. Denied it.
• 1:30:29
  Yeah, even I even I even I skated from that, from that
• 1:30:35
  list. In my defense, I'm at the bottom
• 1:30:39
  of the list like number. Eight true he's he's like 9 or
• 1:30:43
  10 out of 10. Well, well, well.
• 1:30:48
  Thank God it didn't go to 11 or 12.
• 1:30:53
  I was surprised you were not on the list too Sam, especially
• 1:30:58
  when he was on it. I was like, wait a minute, how
• 1:31:00
  is Sam not higher up? I know, see that that's one
• 1:31:05
  thing. I'm not a I'm not on any lists.
• 1:31:10
  And yet, you know it's still perfectly more gentlemanly than
• 1:31:14
  like the news, which is about two gentlemen sucking Dick.
• 1:31:19
  Yeah, and. We're talk the news is all about
• 1:31:22
  pedos, rapists, assaulters. Assassinations.
• 1:31:29
  Assassination. I'm just being horny on me and
• 1:31:31
  that's it. Yeah, I guess it's fine to look
• 1:31:35
  at wrestling girls and Ogle them, but like, but like, but
• 1:31:38
  like, try and keep some respect about it, guys.
• 1:31:43
  Oh, Oh yeah. Who's the champion?
• 1:31:48
  You literally have four or five options that could be correct.
• 1:31:54
  Well. I I would like to see Stephanie
• 1:31:56
  with just our championship. There you go, he got one, but
• 1:32:01
  now you can't say Stephanie. Re re Ripley.
• 1:32:07
  She's not the champ she hasn't been for quite a long time, Sam.
• 1:32:12
  I I know, I know, but but that'll piss a portion of the
• 1:32:14
  audience off. I mean, if they're like gay, why
• 1:32:24
  would that? Just because you named one
• 1:32:26
  wrestling chick? Is it because she's strong?
• 1:32:30
  Well, the one I was thinking of that is Champion Sam is Jade
• 1:32:32
  Cargill and she's fucking bigger and stronger.
• 1:32:37
  That that's the. Shit out of Broads and not
• 1:32:40
  giving a fuck and they think people are going to Boo her?
• 1:32:42
  Are you kidding me? She's already like bullying
• 1:32:45
  people. I'm like, yeah, she's huge.
• 1:32:48
  She should be. Oh fuck.
• 1:32:51
  JC and fuck Izzy, fuck both those fucking bitches.
• 1:32:57
  Tatum did not fucking deserve that my girl.
• 1:32:59
  Dude that was sucked. That's the.
• 1:33:02
  That's the other thing. So the answer for who would?
• 1:33:04
  Be the I got grok to expand the the list.
• 1:33:10
  Sam is now on the list. There you go.
• 1:33:14
  OK OK, well where am I on the list though?
• 1:33:18
  More. I bet if he did it for his own
• 1:33:23
  friend list instead of Craig's that that you would be on.
• 1:33:30
  And I if I did it, you'd both be like the 1:00 and 2:00 because
• 1:33:34
  that's the only gooning I see. Well, no.
• 1:33:37
  And Craig actually. And maybe Nash, he tries to be a
• 1:33:44
  bit more respectful though, because I bust his balls.
• 1:33:54
  Anyway, yeah, she was mad about the NXT Championship because it
• 1:34:00
  was Tatum Paxley until literally last night.
• 1:34:03
  She got screwed out of it pretty badly.
• 1:34:10
  Yeah. So there were multiple right
• 1:34:12
  answers, Sam. But you knew girls.
• 1:34:15
  You knew the ones you'd think are pretty, I'm sure.
• 1:34:20
  I'm also. Watch the product.
• 1:34:23
  Nah, it's pretty good. Though I'll say this, the
• 1:34:26
  women's division in WWE has been often times more entertaining
• 1:34:30
  than the men's, particularly NXT.
• 1:34:36
  But I digress. AAA is where it's at anyway.
• 1:34:40
  If you're not watching fucking lucha libre, what is wrong with
• 1:34:43
  you? Don't watch any other wrestling,
• 1:34:46
  just watch Triple. AI mean, I mean everything's
• 1:34:50
  wrong if you're not watching Looper Libre.
• 1:34:55
  Well yeah, you would love AAA Sam because the one my wife
• 1:34:58
  hates the most, Lola Vice, she always be shaking her ass and
• 1:35:01
  stuff that's why. Like.
• 1:35:03
  And she stole Mystery Iguana from his girlfriend.
• 1:35:08
  Yeah, well, Latinas do that. Well, his girlfriend's a Latina
• 1:35:14
  too, Ex. Girlfriend I I know.
• 1:35:17
  We just got four. I know, I know.
• 1:35:20
  I I know. What?
• 1:35:21
  What? Let's go.
• 1:35:24
  I know will they they be they they be they be stealing from
• 1:35:30
  me. They be stealing from each
• 1:35:31
  other. That's right, but she but I'll
• 1:35:36
  tell you this about Lola vice. I don't think she got a chance
• 1:35:38
  in the world if she thinks she's going to take that Reyna de
• 1:35:42
  Reyna championship from Flammer also, because Flammer is best
• 1:35:48
  friend it with set ex-girlfriend of Mr. Iguana Lieska.
• 1:35:55
  I mean I'm sorry, Leyedra the Hydra as a part of Toxicos which
• 1:35:59
  is their faction. So Lola Weiss about to get her
• 1:36:02
  shit kicked in. There's your lucha libre minute,
• 1:36:04
  Sam. Also Dom is definitely going to
• 1:36:09
  beat V Kingo when they meet again.
• 1:36:14
  But I do like V Kingo's heel turn has been awesome.
• 1:36:17
  He called Missus. Pena a whore, Sam, none of this
• 1:36:23
  means anything to you. And and why?
• 1:36:29
  Why is that? Like were you?
• 1:36:32
  Were you the widow of Anthony Pena, who founded AAA and was
• 1:36:36
  always portrayed as like the bestest guy ever?
• 1:36:39
  And so as the widow, when they come out with the championships,
• 1:36:43
  they all like, kiss her, Literally kiss her hand and pay
• 1:36:47
  tribute to her, even the heels. Nobody ever says an unkind word
• 1:36:50
  about her. And V Kingo came out there, he's
• 1:36:53
  been a babyface, and he was getting booed for being a
• 1:36:56
  babyface, right? Because WWE liked him and so
• 1:37:00
  Mexico decided that they hated him, but he was still being a
• 1:37:04
  babyface. So they haven't come out and
• 1:37:06
  turn heel. And I was like, I don't know if
• 1:37:07
  this will work. And he comes out and he says,
• 1:37:09
  yeah, Missus Payne is a whore. And her fucking husband was
• 1:37:13
  sleeping around. And this company is run like
• 1:37:16
  shit by this dumb fucking widow whore.
• 1:37:20
  And she's fucking all the wrestlers.
• 1:37:22
  And I want a title match. And I was like, yo, he said it
• 1:37:25
  in Spanish, but that's what he said, more or less.
• 1:37:28
  And I was like, yo, that's fucked up.
• 1:37:32
  Some of the best fucking wrestling you'll see.
• 1:37:35
  Well, targets are. Like damn.
• 1:37:38
  Yeah, we'll talk about Tiger to hit Tiger the hill turn that
• 1:37:43
  that, huh? Yeah, I I do wish that it had
• 1:37:47
  English closed captions on YouTube for AAA, but it doesn't.
• 1:37:51
  But I don't know. So you're in.
• 1:37:54
  Spanish enough to like the show. You asked why the news is so
• 1:37:58
  depressing and this has me thinking, so let's actually see
• 1:38:03
  what? I have no idea Max.
• 1:38:07
  There you go. Look at the second one.
• 1:38:10
  Why is the news so negative? No, it's not our brains.
• 1:38:18
  It's, it's well, OK, it is because our brains are wired
• 1:38:22
  that way, Grok. But the the corporations are
• 1:38:24
  taking advantage of that to push agendas.
• 1:38:27
  That's also true. Yes.
• 1:38:31
  Like our our brands are wired to focus on the bat, but I don't
• 1:38:35
  know, instead of so negative, what about so gross or
• 1:38:39
  perverted? Because that seems to be a
• 1:38:42
  common theme. Dude, my whole life growing up,
• 1:38:46
  we got one pervo story. It was Bill Clinton getting his
• 1:38:48
  Dick sucked. First of all, isn't it crazy
• 1:38:51
  that the story again is Bill Clinton getting his Dick sucked
• 1:38:53
  one and two, that that kind of thing happens all the time now?
• 1:38:59
  Well, I I'm sure you've heard the saying if it leads, it
• 1:39:03
  bleeds. That's one of them.
• 1:39:06
  And also, sex sells. And if it sucks, it fucks,
• 1:39:10
  apparently. Boy, Bill Clinton is the is the
• 1:39:17
  only president in the history of the White White House at Fox.
• 1:39:20
  Well, yeah. Oh my God, Sam, wait a minute.
• 1:39:23
  I got I got Trump 2028 version two.
• 1:39:27
  OK, first version is he runs as a Democrat and wins.
• 1:39:31
  Now here's the other version. OK, Donald Trump can't be
• 1:39:35
  president more than two terms. They say that's true.
• 1:39:40
  But Sam, what if you were to transition?
• 1:39:45
  To Donald Trump. Donald Trump, 2028 Ladies and
• 1:39:50
  gentlemen, we figured it out. I don't, I don't, you know, I
• 1:39:58
  don't even hate that. He just puts a wig on and runs
• 1:40:03
  again. Let's go.
• 1:40:08
  Now. There's transgender, Transgender
• 1:40:10
  president. Well.
• 1:40:11
  They have to accept that he's the first transgender president
• 1:40:15
  or they have to go against, they have to dead name him.
• 1:40:20
  They, you know, all they they have to not accept their own
• 1:40:23
  premises. It's great.
• 1:40:25
  Well, he, well, let's let's be honest Max, he doesn't even need
• 1:40:28
  to like do a full transition. All he needs to do is put a wig
• 1:40:31
  on and like wear a pants suit. Yeah, according to their own
• 1:40:36
  rules, yes. Maybe one of them fake titty
• 1:40:39
  deals like not the surgery, you know the bra with the fake
• 1:40:44
  titties in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:40:46
  Yeah, yeah. And then he just comes out one
• 1:40:48
  day and he he comes out, he comes to a press conference and
• 1:40:52
  he's just like, hi, I've got a Trump, I'm ready for president.
• 1:40:56
  I will be the first women president.
• 1:41:00
  And then he cuts Hillary again it.
• 1:41:06
  Would have and would. Yeah, if.
• 1:41:09
  Donald. Trump.
• 1:41:11
  If this was even remotely possible and he transitioned to
• 1:41:14
  become the first woman, President Hillary Clinton would
• 1:41:18
  kill herself three times in the back of the head.
• 1:41:23
  She would legitimately be suicidal, yes.
• 1:41:26
  Yes. First woman President Donald
• 1:41:30
  Trump. Let's fucking go see.
• 1:41:37
  And he can accomplish that now. He doesn't even have to win
• 1:41:41
  presidency again, Sam. He can literally just put a wig
• 1:41:43
  on tomorrow and say I'm the first woman president now.
• 1:41:47
  Yeah, but yeah. But I mean, but you know, he's,
• 1:41:51
  you know. That would be so fucking for
• 1:41:54
  Sam. Don't poo poo this idea just
• 1:41:57
  because of how funny it is. Think about this for a second.
• 1:42:01
  He just comes out in a wig with a big fake set of tits in a
• 1:42:04
  pantsuit and he's like, I'm Donald Trump, the first woman
• 1:42:07
  president of the United States of America.
• 1:42:10
  I'll be taking questions today. Quiet Piggy.
• 1:42:18
  Quiet Piggy is the funniest fucking thing ever, Sam.
• 1:42:22
  It is. Their hoes are so fucking mad
• 1:42:26
  about quiet piggy but it's like bro don't be such a loud piggy.
• 1:42:33
  How did that? How did that even start?
• 1:42:37
  Oh, because she was being allowed piggy.
• 1:42:39
  And he said quiet piggy. I watched it.
• 1:42:45
  I know. Nah, She was asking quite.
• 1:42:48
  She was like asking her leading guest type of questions.
• 1:42:50
  And he just had enough of their shit and he was like quiet.
• 1:42:53
  And she kept talking. She was like quiet piggy.
• 1:42:58
  Yeah. Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:43:00
  He called. He called Peggy Noonan.
• 1:43:03
  Piggy Noonan. Oh my God.
• 1:43:06
  Piggy. Yeah.
• 1:43:09
  But but but it is it is Piggy Noonan.
• 1:43:12
  Yeah, it's Peggy Noonan. He called her Piggy, he said.
• 1:43:15
  Quiet Piggy. Maybe they should stop being
• 1:43:18
  assholes and fucking goddamn questions.
• 1:43:21
  Look, you want to go with the Trump approved line?
• 1:43:25
  Oh, he meant Peggy. No, he did not fucking mean
• 1:43:28
  Peggy. He meant no.
• 1:43:29
  No, no, no, no. He was pissed off, Yeah.
• 1:43:32
  She was being a bitch. And then right after that, he
• 1:43:35
  said your news is trash. You're a piece of trash.
• 1:43:38
  He went off. So yeah, he meant to call her
• 1:43:41
  piggy. And I think she deserved it.
• 1:43:43
  Good. So I'm not saying it's a bad
• 1:43:44
  thing at all. Oh, they can't handle it.
• 1:43:47
  You know, our president used to say worse stuff to the press.
• 1:43:49
  Go look. Yep.
• 1:43:52
  Oh yeah? Well.
• 1:43:55
  That's what I mean, like I was joking about the the
• 1:43:57
  International Men's Day is a bit of the sensitivity of society
• 1:44:01
  gone amok, but like, we have gone amok.
• 1:44:09
  Oh yeah, it's allergic to it. See.
• 1:44:11
  Yeah, I I'm, I am allergic to the bullshit.
• 1:44:17
  Just political correctness run afoul of everybody and everyone
• 1:44:22
  and it's crazy talk that. Oh, well, you can't call her
• 1:44:26
  piggy because that's a slur. That's my favorite.
• 1:44:29
  I read an article on HuffPost that said that's a slur.
• 1:44:33
  If that's a slur against women. If that's the case, then how
• 1:44:36
  come I used to call a fat guy piggy?
• 1:44:39
  Matt that. Slur against fat people Sam Max
• 1:44:43
  women. Max.
• 1:44:44
  There was there was, there was a there was an article I read on
• 1:44:48
  BuzzFeed like 10 years ago now that said that call they calling
• 1:44:53
  women that the term Karen was a slur.
• 1:44:59
  OK, well I'll call women whatever I fucking please.
• 1:45:03
  I don't care what they say. Been it.
• 1:45:07
  Everybody's so sick of the slur shit anyway.
• 1:45:09
  Oh. That's a slur.
• 1:45:10
  Oh, a fucking slur. Oh, Retard's a fucking slur.
• 1:45:13
  Only a retard thinks Retard's a slur.
• 1:45:15
  And. And you know what?
• 1:45:17
  And Matt, you are correct, Sam does make my list.
• 1:45:22
  I bet. See.
• 1:45:27
  No, but like, like people with, with cognitive disabilities,
• 1:45:34
  I've never met one that gets offended by retard, but I I meet
• 1:45:37
  a lot of people that consider themselves of normal
• 1:45:39
  intelligence who get super offended by it and it's like,
• 1:45:42
  yeah, that's cuz you're the retard.
• 1:45:45
  Yeah. I don't know.
• 1:45:48
  My bro with Down syndrome ain't retarded.
• 1:45:50
  He's cool. He knows what he's doing.
• 1:45:52
  He knows what he knows, and he knows what he doesn't know, and
• 1:45:55
  he doesn't try to be anything else.
• 1:45:57
  You. Know who want to protect him
• 1:46:00
  from somebody saying retard? He sees you as the retard.
• 1:46:04
  You know what you know, it's all you know it's all it's pretty
• 1:46:07
  funny apex that I made this observation years and years ago.
• 1:46:15
  But if you ask, if you ask a person with Down syndrome how
• 1:46:19
  many genders there are, they'll say 2.
• 1:46:24
  What are what are you I I can't do the Down syndrome voice.
• 1:46:30
  But basically they'll say too What are you retarded?
• 1:46:36
  Yeah. Well, and it's funny because
• 1:46:37
  you'll find most of those people are religious.
• 1:46:42
  Yeah. Yeah, very large proportion of
• 1:46:45
  people with like life changing, debilitating type diseases tend
• 1:46:51
  to be a little bit religious. It's weird, huh?
• 1:46:55
  Yeah. Or if they're not, and you can
• 1:46:58
  probably attest to this, both of you guys, because you've
• 1:47:00
  probably seen enough of these cases, if they're not religious
• 1:47:02
  at all, they're probably kind of bitter.
• 1:47:07
  Oh yeah. Yeah, I've seen some some of
• 1:47:10
  that, you know, I try to stay humble, you know, so that I
• 1:47:18
  don't run into that problem. But.
• 1:47:20
  Yeah, I it's hard when. There's so many retarded people
• 1:47:24
  out there talking about Bill Clinton Dick getting sucked
• 1:47:27
  instead of I don't know, Nobody cares that they refuse to pass a
• 1:47:32
  budget until they were literally forced.
• 1:47:36
  Nobody cares that Congress ain't done a damn thing to help the
• 1:47:39
  economy. Nobody cares.
• 1:47:41
  The Congress has been planting their feet in the sand and
• 1:47:45
  saying, no, we're not going to do a lot of Trump's agenda, even
• 1:47:47
  though they're Republicans. Nobody cares about that because
• 1:47:49
  we got to talk about a dead pedophile.
• 1:47:52
  That's where we name that next episode Sam.
• 1:47:54
  We'll just name it with hours of talking about a dead pedophile.
• 1:48:00
  Well, I mean that's. That's what everybody's going to
• 1:48:02
  expect it to be, right? Yeah, we'll see that.
• 1:48:08
  That's the other thing is. Like it could slander him
• 1:48:12
  because he's dead. Right.
• 1:48:19
  Well, you know what? Alleged like he's dead.
• 1:48:25
  What's he going to do, sue me from the grave?
• 1:48:28
  No, no one's well, no one seems talking like how Fetterman like,
• 1:48:35
  well, Fetterman fell. That was like another that was
• 1:48:41
  like another thing. He took a it.
• 1:48:45
  It seems like the more he hits his head, the more bass he
• 1:48:48
  becomes. Well, he felt the need to become
• 1:48:54
  more based, so he didn't actually fall, Sam.
• 1:48:56
  He was, he was forcing the issue, right?
• 1:49:01
  He head butted the sidewalk like I did, because sometimes you
• 1:49:05
  need a little bit more bass. Brain damage.
• 1:49:07
  Sam, what good is thinking ever done for anybody?
• 1:49:13
  You ever ask yourself that? Sam?
• 1:49:16
  Think about that. See, there's your problem.
• 1:49:18
  You were thinking. Yeah.
• 1:49:22
  You got to just go like with your gut, like you will get dogs
• 1:49:26
  right? What do they do?
• 1:49:28
  Eat, sleep. Fuck self-defense.
• 1:49:32
  That's it. When it, you know, when it come
• 1:49:36
  when it comes to self-defense, Max, I'm not even kidding.
• 1:49:39
  Like trusting your gut is a good thing.
• 1:49:42
  Like it, it's, it's definitely saved my life a few times.
• 1:49:48
  Yeah, but they don't stop and think about why they have to
• 1:49:50
  take a shit. A dog just takes a shit and we
• 1:49:53
  have to say, Oh no, you can't shit there.
• 1:49:56
  They don't care. They only care because you care.
• 1:49:59
  Well, and if. You don't.
• 1:50:01
  Stop them, they will shit where they want.
• 1:50:06
  Well, unless you're in San Francisco.
• 1:50:09
  Well then it's the people shitting where they want.
• 1:50:11
  The dogs are not allowed to shit anywhere.
• 1:50:14
  That's a liberal utopian right there.
• 1:50:17
  You you got a dog, you better have a bag for that poop as a
• 1:50:20
  guy. Literally shits on the fucking
• 1:50:22
  corner right next to the cop. That's that's that's living in a
• 1:50:30
  liberal. That's modern life, Sam, right
• 1:50:32
  there. Oh and also while this is going
• 1:50:36
  on, there's an illegal of some variety from some country
• 1:50:41
  stealing your wallet. And stabbing you too, bro, yeah.
• 1:50:48
  And then his two boroughs got a white girl tied down and never
• 1:50:52
  mind. Yeah, no, we're just supposed to
• 1:50:54
  be happy with all this bullshit that's going on and talk about a
• 1:50:58
  dead pedophile and how great it is that all these files are
• 1:51:01
  going to come out and teach us exactly nothing.
• 1:51:03
  Want to bet? Because of all the all the
• 1:51:07
  crazed conspiracy theories are going to conflict with each
• 1:51:11
  other. And and So what we're going to
• 1:51:13
  discover from this release of files is nothing, because even
• 1:51:17
  the true stuff is going to get buried by people saying it's not
• 1:51:20
  true and no, this is true instead.
• 1:51:24
  And nobody's going to know what was actually in the files except
• 1:51:27
  the people that take the time to fucking look through them.
• 1:51:29
  And so whatever narrative you want to create, you can say is
• 1:51:32
  in these files. So we're not going to learn a
• 1:51:35
  damn thing. Yeah.
• 1:51:35
  All these people are like, we're going to learn the truth and
• 1:51:37
  people are going to go to jail. Want to bet Asthma gold?
• 1:51:40
  Want to bet? People are not going to go to
• 1:51:42
  jail. Want to fucking bet?
• 1:51:44
  I know you got a lot of money. I bet you nobody going to go to
• 1:51:47
  jail from these files. That's why they didn't release
• 1:51:49
  them. You know what they usually do?
• 1:51:52
  Releasing files, Sam. It's called a court case.
• 1:51:56
  That's usually how they release files like this.
• 1:51:58
  Yeah. So if they didn't have a court
• 1:52:03
  case to prove some of your more crazy or out there claims, then
• 1:52:07
  likely the only evidence is to do with the thing they actually
• 1:52:10
  arrested him for, which wasn't all the things you think are in
• 1:52:15
  the files. I promise if there is a wealth
• 1:52:18
  of evidence in those files that can convict some people, I would
• 1:52:22
  be very, very surprised. Sam.
• 1:52:26
  Uh oh, there, oh, there, there. There probably isn't.
• 1:52:30
  Now, will there be things in there that look very bad and
• 1:52:33
  people are going to be mad about?
• 1:52:34
  Oh yeah. But do I think that there is
• 1:52:37
  evidence to convict people in a court of law in the Epstein
• 1:52:41
  files? No, no, they wouldn't have
• 1:52:43
  collected it. Unfortunately, probably.
• 1:52:45
  Not if you think they're so vast a conspiracy.
• 1:52:47
  Stupid. Why would they have collected
• 1:52:49
  it? Well, well, that's that's why I
• 1:52:51
  was saying Max, like before we came on the show, I saw that
• 1:52:54
  everyone and their mother was like doing live streams on, Oh,
• 1:52:59
  the the Trump Epstein, you know, Trump.
• 1:53:03
  And it's like, Hey, it's not even happening until Christmas.
• 1:53:06
  So I don't know why people are doing entire live streams about.
• 1:53:12
  Grift must continue, Sam. I I guess so.
• 1:53:16
  Morale improves or until you give them all the money in the
• 1:53:19
  world. Man, you know, people are right.
• 1:53:23
  We really do suck at this because we, we really do suck at
• 1:53:29
  this because we don't, you know, we don't grift.
• 1:53:32
  We, you know, we may, we make, we only do comedic jokes at
• 1:53:37
  like, you know, blowjob day, which is a hilarious concept.
• 1:53:42
  We only sell books. We only try to talk about other
• 1:53:47
  things that maybe aren't talked to.
• 1:53:49
  Death by the 10 O clock time when we come on.
• 1:53:53
  Yeah, we, we don't. Think we do on our show.
• 1:53:57
  Like we don't know that y'all are watching all these different
• 1:53:59
  streams about the topic and you probably know more than us about
• 1:54:02
  it. And then anything we say about
• 1:54:05
  it, if you're that kind of guy, I'm not saying that's all our
• 1:54:08
  audience, Sam, but if you're that kind of guy that watches
• 1:54:10
  this shit about the Epstein up to date, keeps up on it, you're
• 1:54:13
  going to be mad no matter what we say because we don't.
• 1:54:16
  Right, well, also it's it's the whole thing too.
• 1:54:20
  Like I like I was mentioning like everyone now, everyone now
• 1:54:24
  is all these Youtubers are now like playing these clips of
• 1:54:31
  three Dick Nick talking out Al Alk Akbar.
• 1:54:36
  And it's like, yeah, I knew about that.
• 1:54:38
  Like. Told y'all he's a Nazi, he's
• 1:54:41
  gay. Yeah, it's, yeah, Well that
• 1:54:44
  that's the other thing. It's like, you know, Rush used
• 1:54:47
  to like to say that he was ahead of the curve on a lot of things.
• 1:54:50
  And I, I feel like, I feel like we are on a lot of the stuff
• 1:54:54
  too. So it's like, yeah, we like if
• 1:54:58
  you want the Nick Fuentes stream, we we did a whole stream
• 1:55:01
  on the last week. Pretty much, yeah.
• 1:55:03
  That's a good majority of what we talked about.
• 1:55:05
  We don't same with mom Donnie like.
• 1:55:10
  We talked a lot less about him because we was less to say.
• 1:55:13
  Well, breaking news, breaking news, Max.
• 1:55:16
  Turns out he, you know, turns out he, he's a communist Max and
• 1:55:27
  is doing communist things. A communist in New York City?
• 1:55:33
  I'm don't know what to say. That's never happened before.
• 1:55:38
  Never. God, it's like they don't even
• 1:55:41
  remember de Blasio. Well, well, with the with the
• 1:55:47
  attention span of people these days, they probably don't.
• 1:55:50
  Probably don't. Or they or Eric Adams I know
• 1:55:54
  that like he got anti immigration but he was a
• 1:55:57
  socialist. Yeah.
• 1:56:01
  But let's forget that we'll be shocked that New York elects a
• 1:56:04
  fucking far left guy, right? Give me a fucking break with
• 1:56:07
  that shit. They drove off the last one
• 1:56:09
  because he wasn't far left enough.
• 1:56:10
  They elected a new one. Shocked by this.
• 1:56:15
  If you're shocked by this and you think you know more about
• 1:56:17
  politics than me, then maybe you don't.
• 1:56:20
  Is New York City bro? When's the last time they
• 1:56:22
  elected somebody who wasn't left?
• 1:56:24
  Even fucking Rudy Giuliani, compared to most Republicans,
• 1:56:27
  was left wing when he was mayor of New York.
• 1:56:30
  Yeah. Give me a fucking break.
• 1:56:32
  You can't win New York unless you're far left.
• 1:56:35
  That's just how it is. That's how it's been as long as
• 1:56:38
  I've been alive. It's true of Boston, too.
• 1:56:41
  It's true of most major cities. That's the problem we have.
• 1:56:44
  That's the divide in this country.
• 1:56:45
  If you ask me, it's rural suburban people versus city
• 1:56:49
  people. And that the, and, and I'm not,
• 1:56:53
  and I'm not saying anything that he has said, that he has said in
• 1:56:57
  public. So I'm not divulging anything.
• 1:56:59
  But Andrew Nelson said on X like a couple months ago that like,
• 1:57:08
  you know, because he lives, he lives in, I don't remember the
• 1:57:13
  exact state, but he lives in, you know, the middle of the
• 1:57:15
  country now he went to. Illinois or something like that.
• 1:57:19
  I don't want to be Yeah, yeah, certain.
• 1:57:21
  But yeah, he moved out of New York and and for those that are
• 1:57:25
  unaware, Andrew Nelson, a very famous author, but also famously
• 1:57:30
  was a a high-ranking police official in New York City for
• 1:57:34
  about 25 years. Yeah, close, like close to 30
• 1:57:39
  native I. I don't want to.
• 1:57:41
  He's a he's an important cop in New York City, and he didn't
• 1:57:45
  want to be there because of the way that people vote either.
• 1:57:49
  Well, native New Yorker too, I might add.
• 1:57:52
  He, he was I, I believe he was born.
• 1:57:55
  He I believe he was born in in Queens, even he.
• 1:57:59
  And he said he didn't move out until he retired.
• 1:58:02
  Yeah, but he's but he said the but he said on because people
• 1:58:07
  asked him on Twitter why he said that.
• 1:58:09
  The reason, the reason why so many native New Yorkers are
• 1:58:13
  leaving now is because they're too, they're too conservative
• 1:58:18
  even for a lot of the even for other Republican politicians in
• 1:58:24
  New New York. Now that's that's, that's crazy
• 1:58:29
  to me. I mean, not surprising, but, but
• 1:58:35
  I mean, but then again, I mean, I left, I left Colorado and so
• 1:58:40
  did a lot of my friends who grew up in Colorado.
• 1:58:43
  So it's it's the same thing I guess.
• 1:58:46
  I feel like where me and Mort are at is just not cidified
• 1:58:52
  enough northeast for us to like tolerate, and even I think I I I
• 1:58:56
  speak for myself on this one, not him.
• 1:58:58
  But I I definitely have a fantasy of escaping this place
• 1:59:02
  to some degree, even if that's not a viable thing.
• 1:59:06
  But when you're not in the big cities up here, it's not People
• 1:59:11
  aren't as crazy left. Yeah.
• 1:59:15
  Right. Well, well, that, well, that's.
• 1:59:18
  Me personally, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm literally in Cowtown,
• 1:59:21
  upstate New York. Yeah.
• 1:59:24
  Yeah. I'm out more by Rhode Island in
• 1:59:27
  a more like suburban area. Like we're not.
• 1:59:30
  I'm not anywhere near a large city unless you count
• 1:59:34
  Providence, and even that's kind of a hall.
• 1:59:36
  Yeah. Although people from other.
• 1:59:38
  Places I. Was going to.
• 1:59:42
  Say closest big city for me. It's about half hour away.
• 1:59:48
  Yeah, yeah, I was going to say, like I say, half hour as a haul
• 1:59:52
  and then people from other parts of the country are going to be
• 1:59:54
  like. I've got to drive 3 hours.
• 1:59:58
  Well, we're not used to that, OK?
• 2:00:00
  We don't drive for three hours very often in New England
• 2:00:03
  because you don't need to small. Which that which that is, that
• 2:00:10
  is a perk. So.
• 2:00:14
  Yeah, yeah, it can be. It can also be that it's too
• 2:00:17
  small of a world and you run into people that you don't want
• 2:00:20
  to. Yeah, that well the well.
• 2:00:24
  Another thing that sucks about this kind of area, Sam, and this
• 2:00:27
  is a bit more serious, is if there's a tragedy here, you feel
• 2:00:31
  it for sure because it's a more tight knit kind of area than a
• 2:00:35
  lot of, like wrote. If there's a big tragedy in
• 2:00:37
  Rhode Island, you knew somebody like the Station nightclub fire.
• 2:00:41
  I knew multiple people that died there.
• 2:00:45
  Yeah. Because it's a small area
• 2:00:49
  realistically. Like the entire population of
• 2:00:53
  Rhode Island is under 2 million I believe.
• 2:00:56
  Yeah, that that happens. Yeah, yeah, well, my friend was
• 2:01:03
  in the opening band at the Station nightclub.
• 2:01:06
  He died, so it was pretty rough. Affected the whole neighborhood.
• 2:01:11
  Also, Doctor Metal, who was sort of a mentor for me in the radio
• 2:01:15
  business, died that night. Damn, yeah.
• 2:01:21
  He, he, I mean, Doctor met like big shout out to Doctor Metal.
• 2:01:24
  He got me into all different kinds of music, you know, And
• 2:01:28
  when I finally got to do an internship, it was, he was very
• 2:01:31
  kind to me. And yeah, he died at the Station
• 2:01:34
  nightclub fire. And was it 2004, 2005?
• 2:01:41
  I know, yeah. So that's, you know, there's
• 2:01:45
  downsides to being a more rural area like that.
• 2:01:49
  But for the most part up here we see occasional wackadoodle like
• 2:01:55
  leftist blue hairs, but the majority of people don't think
• 2:02:00
  and talk like that. Sure.
• 2:02:03
  Is that we do have a lot of colleges spread out around the
• 2:02:06
  area, so you could always tell that there's a college student
• 2:02:09
  because they wear the problem glasses, they got blue hair and
• 2:02:12
  their face is pierced. Yeah, I mean and.
• 2:02:18
  They're complaining about something about you.
• 2:02:21
  Yeah. College kids think they get to
• 2:02:24
  tell everybody what to do, apparently.
• 2:02:26
  And people wonder why. I'm not unproud of neither
• 2:02:29
  having gone to college. Like dog.
• 2:02:32
  I see college people. Y'all think you're so smart?
• 2:02:38
  They. Some of them are Sam, but many
• 2:02:41
  are not. That's true.
• 2:02:46
  They just think that just going to college means they're smart.
• 2:02:49
  But as, as Maury might say, your life choices determined that
• 2:02:57
  that was a lie. Yeah, well, a lot, a lot of them
• 2:03:02
  think that they're, a lot of them are going to and they think
• 2:03:05
  the fact they went to college makes them smarter.
• 2:03:09
  Yep. That's the other problem.
• 2:03:12
  That's college educated versus not college educated and they
• 2:03:17
  but virtue of I have a college degree, therefore I'm more
• 2:03:21
  intelligent than you. Well, and that one that I, and
• 2:03:25
  then I love the fact that like, and then when they meet someone
• 2:03:29
  else who went to college like me, who is, who is more, you
• 2:03:33
  know, who doesn't agree with the worldview, It's like, well, I,
• 2:03:37
  it's like, well, I have a doctorate and I'm like, in what
• 2:03:44
  some made-up BBS. Underwater basket weaving.
• 2:03:51
  Yeah. I've got a doctorate in Thug
• 2:03:55
  Anomic Sam. The only thing that would be a
• 2:03:59
  where the underwater degree is under underwater welding.
• 2:04:04
  I I've I have a dot, I have a doctorate in Cripple nomics.
• 2:04:12
  You and me both, brother. Hell yeah.
• 2:04:19
  Well, you got to at least get like like an associate's in
• 2:04:24
  basic THUG anomics, you know what I mean?
• 2:04:30
  Yeah. Then you got to go get a Masters
• 2:04:32
  of Thug Anomics and then don't even ask about the dissertation
• 2:04:36
  for the doctorate of Thug Anomics.
• 2:04:38
  I had to beat so many dudes asses.
• 2:04:41
  What, what, what? What?
• 2:04:42
  No break, Sam. That, that, that'd be brutal.
• 2:04:48
  Well, that's that's the price you pay for good education.
• 2:04:52
  It's it's well, a good education is priceless.
• 2:04:57
  Right now I know how to properly beat multiples guys asses at
• 2:05:03
  once. That was worth all the
• 2:05:07
  schooling, you know, all the heartache, all the stumbles
• 2:05:10
  along those nights studying by punching the kid.
• 2:05:16
  Like all of it paid off in the end.
• 2:05:18
  Because now I am Doctor Max of Thugonometry.
• 2:05:23
  That you are. Anyway though, what have we?
• 2:05:28
  Learned the news is the news is depressing by design.
• 2:05:35
  And a little perverted. A little perverted International
• 2:05:41
  Men's Day should be renamed to Blowjob Day.
• 2:05:48
  Why is it got to be international too?
• 2:05:50
  That shit pissed me off. Can it just be American Men's
• 2:05:53
  day? No, Well, it's blowjob day.
• 2:05:58
  That doesn't mean it doesn't. What country do you associate
• 2:06:01
  with a blowjob, Sam? Exactly none.
• 2:06:10
  None universe. Blowjobs are universal.
• 2:06:15
  Just ask Bill Clinton. Yeah.
• 2:06:24
  Oh, we learned all about that. Yeah, we, we learned that.
• 2:06:34
  Well, I wouldn't say we we learned the Upstein files aren't
• 2:06:38
  aren't going to change anything even if they're revealed.
• 2:06:44
  We learned how to mute so I don't blow up the audience.
• 2:06:59
  We we learned that. Well, we weren't we're running
• 2:07:04
  that Max is dying. You know we did we did learn
• 2:07:13
  about that. You have to rub the Turkey down
• 2:07:18
  2 year old for thanks for Thanksgiving so.
• 2:07:25
  Make sure you got to get the 1st in and then open Sam.
• 2:07:33
  Fist the Turkey. Yeah, although, although I
• 2:07:51
  suspect that works more than, although I suspect that works
• 2:07:56
  more than just a Turkey. Well, because you can't open it
• 2:08:00
  until it's in there. Oh yeah, I did do it to
• 2:08:09
  something else. What is that?
• 2:08:19
  I mean. You wanted to joke about it.
• 2:08:25
  I mean hold. On joke.
• 2:08:27
  Make sure you rub the thighs first though.
• 2:08:30
  I mean pheasant. You can do that to pheasants.
• 2:08:34
  Oh yeah, he's backpedaling. Yeah, chickens too.
• 2:08:44
  I usually don't. Find what bird can't you do it
• 2:08:46
  to? Well, like, I don't know, like
• 2:08:49
  chickens don't get dry like that.
• 2:08:53
  It's a specific Turkey. Problem because I was calling
• 2:08:56
  him a chicken. Get it?
• 2:08:57
  Understand it. I I, no, I I got it.
• 2:09:00
  You talking? To him.
• 2:09:02
  He didn't get it. You can.
• 2:09:03
  You can do that. You can do that to.
• 2:09:05
  You can do that to doves too. Well, what you're trying to do
• 2:09:10
  is control the level of moisture, you know.
• 2:09:16
  Yeah. Why?
• 2:09:20
  You want it to be moist, but not too too moist and definitely not
• 2:09:25
  dry. And that's why you use the
• 2:09:28
  fisting technique, obviously. Yeah.
• 2:09:35
  So now everybody's ready for their Thanksgiving turkeys.
• 2:09:39
  What else have we learned? That you shouldn't fuck with me
• 2:09:44
  'cause I will go on and on and make you explain yourself.
• 2:09:50
  Oh well, Oh well, that, well, that, well, that's, you know,
• 2:09:56
  that's a lesson I still haven't learned, apparently.
• 2:10:00
  I don't wait. He still lets me talk too.
• 2:10:02
  He hasn't got that lesson yet. Jesus.
• 2:10:06
  So. One day, Sam, there you just get
• 2:10:08
  calm, put us both away and I'm going to be like I told you so.
• 2:10:17
  I, I, I feel sorry forever for whoever your prison guard is, is
• 2:10:22
  going to be is. Going to demand they come take
• 2:10:25
  more in with us just so we have company.
• 2:10:29
  Yeah, yeah. Oh, he's, he's going.
• 2:10:34
  He's going for sure. Well, I.
• 2:10:39
  Realized he. Wasn't gentleman.
• 2:10:41
  He'd also be able to help us out with like inside, you know,
• 2:10:45
  because of his connections and stuff.
• 2:10:47
  Yeah, it is this his connections that we're not supposed to talk
• 2:10:53
  about. Yeah, he could get us some
• 2:10:55
  really good pizza, Sam, so. Well, yeah, and.
• 2:11:06
  If you're going to be in prison, you want to be eating some bomb
• 2:11:09
  pizza. That's just true.
• 2:11:11
  Yeah, yeah. Hard it is to get a proper
• 2:11:16
  delivery place to bring a nice Buffalo chicken pizza into a
• 2:11:19
  prison Sam. And and I like make sure we get
• 2:11:23
  to pick a commissary too. Yeah.
• 2:11:27
  And also, yeah, I'm gonna need the garlic bread hook up in
• 2:11:30
  prison, right? Well, of course, sorry, she she
• 2:11:41
  said it first, but I thought it's.
• 2:11:48
  OK, shout out to Corey. He had a Duke Duke come on his
• 2:11:51
  fucking stream like a week ago. Best.
• 2:11:56
  John St. John came on, said some stuff.
• 2:11:58
  It was a charity stream. He raised a couple 100 bucks for
• 2:12:01
  cancer kids Sam. Good thing.
• 2:12:03
  Shout out to Corettus on Twitch, although he only did it on
• 2:12:07
  Twitch because you have to for the charity and he normally
• 2:12:10
  streams on Kik. Oh, Twitch Sam, you know how we
• 2:12:17
  were always like we we won't even bother with Twitch.
• 2:12:20
  I did see something on twitch that like they changed their
• 2:12:24
  terms of service. No, they changed how they count
• 2:12:27
  views to make sure they count less for small creators.
• 2:12:34
  Oh, oh, so now? So like if you, you know how
• 2:12:38
  like on YouTube and other places, if you view your own
• 2:12:41
  video one time, it gives you a view.
• 2:12:45
  Yeah, not on Twitch. If somebody doesn't stay for at
• 2:12:49
  least 5 minutes, it doesn't count.
• 2:12:51
  And they they nerfed it. So most views that a small
• 2:12:56
  creator gets don't count. So now they're just like but.
• 2:13:01
  Then, then, then, then there's. There's some.
• 2:13:04
  Probably only four small creators.
• 2:13:05
  Probably. Yep.
• 2:13:08
  So So yeah, we won't be going to Twitch anytime soon because one,
• 2:13:14
  their system seems retarded, 2, they're worried about that kind
• 2:13:17
  of shit because the big one, number three, we don't support
• 2:13:22
  sexual assault and it seems like Twitch might.
• 2:13:26
  I know they they definitely do. I I'm sorry to speak on behalf
• 2:13:31
  of you gentlemen, but we just don't support sexual assault.
• 2:13:34
  Seems to be a reasonable thing to say, and since I think Twitch
• 2:13:39
  might support sexual assault, I don't want to be on that
• 2:13:43
  platform. I mean, I, I mean, I, I mean, I
• 2:13:45
  was going to make a joke that it seems pretty obvious that they
• 2:13:48
  do because they have Dan Clancy's CEO, but like not even,
• 2:13:53
  not even joking. If that's the case, then.
• 2:13:56
  He doesn't help their perception at all, right?
• 2:13:59
  Because he just looks like a creepy old man trying to hit on
• 2:14:01
  the young girls, which he is. Yeah.
• 2:14:05
  You know the first time a lot of.
• 2:14:07
  Women actively goes to parties with young girls.
• 2:14:11
  That's what I was going to say. The first time many women who
• 2:14:13
  knew nothing about Twitch heard of him was in the context of him
• 2:14:16
  going to parties with young girls while a young girl was
• 2:14:19
  sexually assaulted at his event. And then he looks like a creep
• 2:14:24
  in his little Harley-Davidson cowboy hat and all this shit and
• 2:14:27
  he's trying to stand next to all the little girls.
• 2:14:31
  Even if there's nothing wrong with what's going on, it looks
• 2:14:35
  gross and he can't even see that.
• 2:14:37
  And now they're worried about oh, small creators might have
• 2:14:40
  like a couple bot views. He looks like new Jeffrey
• 2:14:46
  Epstein. He, he look, yeah, he, he, he
• 2:14:51
  looks awful. And he, he couldn't even deny
• 2:14:56
  it, man. And he kind of laughed when
• 2:15:01
  people said he looked awful because he knows he does.
• 2:15:04
  And it's like, yeah, OK, that's fine for him, right?
• 2:15:08
  But Amazon, the board of directors, somebody's got to be
• 2:15:11
  like, OK, even Roblox understands that when they're
• 2:15:16
  you're getting called the sexual assault predator platform, it's
• 2:15:19
  time to shape the fuck up. How does Twitch not get this?
• 2:15:27
  Since, well. So I had been asked if we were
• 2:15:30
  planning because we stream basically everywhere but Twitch.
• 2:15:33
  No, we're going to stick to that.
• 2:15:35
  Fuck Twitch. At least I am.
• 2:15:38
  I I've I've never streamed from Twitch.
• 2:15:41
  I've never streamed on Twitch just because I don't see any
• 2:15:45
  reason for me to. I'm not a gamer but like
• 2:15:49
  especially now. Politics became a viable thing
• 2:15:52
  on Twitch. You were already streaming on
• 2:15:54
  YouTube anyway. Yeah, but like but like but now
• 2:15:58
  I but see before I had like a before I had a reason to not to
• 2:16:04
  pastly not stream on Twitch, but now I haven't.
• 2:16:10
  Now I have a reason not to actively stream on.
• 2:16:15
  Yeah, it's it's just a net negative if you're a small
• 2:16:18
  creator because so some of the things they're doing sound like
• 2:16:22
  they make sense, but they the only outcome is to screw small
• 2:16:26
  creators your. Yeah.
• 2:16:29
  On the front page is dependent upon you being having viewers,
• 2:16:35
  right? Sometimes you'll have a viewer
• 2:16:38
  that is literally your chat bot that no longer counts.
• 2:16:42
  You monitoring your own stream no longer counts.
• 2:16:45
  So that's an easy way for somebody to say I have two
• 2:16:48
  viewers that it makes it look more attractive.
• 2:16:51
  People think that's dishonest. I don't actually.
• 2:16:54
  You are actually viewing it and so is the chat bot.
• 2:16:56
  These are two views. They're trying to say no more.
• 2:17:00
  They're also trying to say if somebody watches your stream for
• 2:17:03
  for not enough amount of time, that's not going to be so
• 2:17:07
  basically the way you might get traction as a new streamer on a
• 2:17:11
  platform would be that people stumbling through your stream
• 2:17:15
  brings the numbers up. Somebody else says, oh there's a
• 2:17:17
  couple people watching, maybe I'll see what's here.
• 2:17:20
  They're purposely going to not give that if you're a small
• 2:17:22
  creator anymore yeah. Every other platform doesn't
• 2:17:28
  have this problem. So if you don't already have
• 2:17:31
  your audience of 100,000 viewers or whatever, fuck you, you have
• 2:17:39
  no discoverability on their platform anymore.
• 2:17:42
  Now even YouTube isn't that crazy.
• 2:17:45
  And Rumble. You can talk about Rumble having
• 2:17:47
  fake views, sure some people suggest that it does, but I
• 2:17:52
  think a lot of them are just that when I was talking about
• 2:17:55
  people viewing their own thing. And rumble will let you open up
• 2:17:57
  multiple tabs and kind of game their system.
• 2:18:01
  Yeah, and then like and then as far as which isn't.
• 2:18:06
  Bottom but is scummy, but I'd rather you have a chance to get
• 2:18:11
  your numbers up then be purposely restricted from any
• 2:18:15
  numbers you do get organically because you're small.
• 2:18:18
  They're purposely going to drive small creators off and they've
• 2:18:21
  said this before. About a year ago they had a
• 2:18:23
  press conference where they said small creators cost them money
• 2:18:28
  for hosting. If they're not making money
• 2:18:31
  through Twitch, donations right through Twitch so that Twitch
• 2:18:36
  gets a cut if they're not making money off of you.
• 2:18:40
  They're not interested. You're costing them money and
• 2:18:42
  how much You say about $1000 a month.
• 2:18:45
  They said if you're not making $1000 a month for Twitch, they
• 2:18:49
  don't care about you. That's a fact.
• 2:18:52
  But Emmeru makes them a lot of money and it doesn't seem like
• 2:18:55
  they care very much about her either.
• 2:18:57
  Yeah, clearly. They don't care about their most
• 2:19:02
  popular female screamer. Yeah, they only care about
• 2:19:05
  Hassan. That I said it.
• 2:19:07
  Only Hassan. And even that's iffy, right,
• 2:19:12
  because he shocked his dog. So maybe now we'll we'll back
• 2:19:15
  off that a little bit. But yeah, they don't they don't
• 2:19:18
  promote people. I mean, God, the, it's, it's
• 2:19:23
  crazy people are pointing out that it's like not equal because
• 2:19:26
  the, the woman that sexually assaulted you men at twitch con
• 2:19:30
  or twitch events, I should say. She got like a one week ban in
• 2:19:34
  total. And then they said, oh, a 30 day
• 2:19:37
  ban for the guy that sexually assaulted Emeru, which
• 2:19:39
  eventually became a permanent ban.
• 2:19:42
  And I understand how that's not equal, but it is equal in a way
• 2:19:46
  is that both of them are not consistent and not taking it
• 2:19:49
  seriously. And that is Twitch's real
• 2:19:53
  opinion on it. It's not, It's not.
• 2:19:56
  Oh, it's different for a guy, for a girl, they don't.
• 2:19:59
  Fucking care they don't. Care about sexual assault,
• 2:20:03
  period. Yeah, it's Twitch non con if you
• 2:20:07
  know what I mean. Go to Twitch con for some non
• 2:20:12
  con. That's yeah, that's that's a
• 2:20:16
  fitting name. It should just it should just be
• 2:20:18
  called Twitch. Non con at this.
• 2:20:20
  You know what, it would be more respectable if they just called
• 2:20:22
  it a fucking BDSM convention and then everybody going would at
• 2:20:27
  least be in on it and not have to get arrested by a fucking
• 2:20:31
  stranger with no security. And that goes in the case of the
• 2:20:35
  guy that got the the that done to him as well or both guys
• 2:20:40
  wasn't security to help them either.
• 2:20:43
  Yeah. Ridiculous again.
• 2:20:48
  I thought we were supposed to believe victims.
• 2:20:51
  Why don't you believe male victims you fucking cunt?
• 2:20:54
  Especially with video evidence. Yep.
• 2:20:58
  You don't need to believe him. He's not even the one that told
• 2:21:01
  anybody, right? Video told us.
• 2:21:04
  Yeah, he got mocked, and so he came out and told his side of
• 2:21:08
  the story. And then this fucking cunt
• 2:21:11
  Pokémon has her on the fucking podcast of.
• 2:21:15
  Course, well, that's because Pokémon's a fucking, you know, a
• 2:21:21
  shell or whatever, and then they, and hey, there's somebody
• 2:21:24
  that Twitch likes that's not Hassan, huh?
• 2:21:27
  They love them some Pokémon, yeah.
• 2:21:29
  Yeah. Oh yeah.
• 2:21:34
  Whatever, she's like brand friendly to them.
• 2:21:36
  We wouldn't be brand friendly anyway, so we weren't planning
• 2:21:40
  on going to. I know I had had two people ask
• 2:21:43
  about that since we went back to YouTube and it's just not going
• 2:21:47
  to happen. I have a Twitch channel I'm not
• 2:21:49
  going to broadcast on so. They they, they must, they must
• 2:21:54
  be, they must be newer to the show because like I've, I've
• 2:21:58
  never streamed to Twitch. Channel.
• 2:22:01
  And they're asking me. Yeah.
• 2:22:04
  That's probably why, right? I was just like, well, we're not
• 2:22:08
  going to go to Twitch because fuck Twitch.
• 2:22:11
  Fuck Twitch. Like we're on kick, right?
• 2:22:14
  We're on. We're on a bunch of things.
• 2:22:18
  Yeah, we're on, We're on, we're on kick, we're on Rumble.
• 2:22:22
  We're on. We we live stream to X which is
• 2:22:26
  where we get most of our like live views.
• 2:22:30
  And then the podcast goes up on Spotify.
• 2:22:33
  So like, we don't need Twitch. And especially if they're going
• 2:22:37
  to go out of their way to fuck smaller creators, then that's
• 2:22:39
  what I see it as. And actually the tweet I did
• 2:22:43
  about it got a lot of retweets and stuff because it small
• 2:22:48
  creators know what it's like, man.
• 2:22:50
  Yeah. And, and you can just see the
• 2:22:52
  writing on the wall with Twitch. Twitch already takes about 75%
• 2:22:55
  of their income. You know it's crazy.
• 2:23:00
  On Kik you get about 95%. On Rumble you get 100% not to
• 2:23:04
  like, not just. Yeah.
• 2:23:06
  Suck it up to them. It's just true.
• 2:23:10
  There's like a small, there's like a 1% transaction fee when
• 2:23:12
  you take it out, something like that, which is a bank fee, not
• 2:23:18
  even a anyway, yeah, pretty much every YouTube will give you way
• 2:23:23
  more of your money than Twitch. Twitch takes the biggest cut of
• 2:23:27
  any platform I'm aware of. If somebody can show me and then
• 2:23:32
  also Sam, they're doing this cut in what counts as a view when
• 2:23:36
  last month Twitch overall views for all channels was down 90%.
• 2:23:42
  So now they're saying even less of your views count.
• 2:23:48
  I mean, I mean, they might as well.
• 2:23:51
  We're trying to just kill that business all together, like on
• 2:23:54
  purpose. I don't think that's it, but I
• 2:23:56
  do think what they're trying to do is make it so that the only
• 2:23:59
  people left on Twitch are the Austin and LA streaming
• 2:24:02
  communities they want to get rid of.
• 2:24:06
  Them. They want to get rid of the
• 2:24:08
  peasants, Sam. YouTube has been trying to do
• 2:24:11
  that for years too. Yeah.
• 2:24:15
  We are the serfs, we are the peasants, because we don't have
• 2:24:17
  the big ad deal. We're we're not the million
• 2:24:20
  subscriber channel. They would love to get rid of us
• 2:24:23
  because they're hosting costs actually cost them more than
• 2:24:26
  we're making them. That's true of all these
• 2:24:29
  websites, Yeah, but then it's funny that none of them want to
• 2:24:34
  give the smaller creators a break either.
• 2:24:39
  Because. If you gave us the break or we I
• 2:24:42
  feel that we would have bigger number of Rumble is especially
• 2:24:47
  guilty of this because we had been exclusive to them for like
• 2:24:50
  2 years and they couldn't even be asked to promote us.
• 2:24:53
  So that's why we multi stream. That's just the God's honest
• 2:24:57
  truth about it. Right.
• 2:24:58
  Yeah, and. We were partners and they
• 2:25:01
  couldn't bother to fucking promote our shit at all.
• 2:25:05
  And we and we also used to be on the front page regularly before
• 2:25:08
  the partner program. That's why we thought it was a
• 2:25:13
  good idea. They're like, oh, they already
• 2:25:14
  promote us. We got in the partner program
• 2:25:17
  and it went away. Yeah.
• 2:25:22
  And then you also ask us to do stuff like have paywall content
• 2:25:26
  that our audience inherently dislikes.
• 2:25:29
  Great, great fucking idea. And now?
• 2:25:32
  How do you get on the fucking front page before the partner
• 2:25:34
  program and then don't after? That's retarded.
• 2:25:38
  Yeah, and, and then it was, oh, to be in the partner program you
• 2:25:42
  have to do X amount of hours and X amount of ad reads and, and,
• 2:25:47
  and and and I just said fuck all your bullshit.
• 2:25:50
  You're trying to filter us out. I'm not even going to bother.
• 2:25:53
  I haven't looked at their point. I think I'm qualified for the
• 2:25:56
  partner program again. I just don't care.
• 2:25:58
  Fuck you. I think, I think I'm, I think
• 2:26:03
  I'm probably qualified at this point.
• 2:26:05
  I'll have to. I'd have to look at my.
• 2:26:10
  That left such a sour taste in our mouth, Rumble.
• 2:26:13
  But we're just like, we don't even bother looking anymore.
• 2:26:16
  So good luck having all your exclusive creators aside from
• 2:26:19
  the ones that you pay way more than they're worth.
• 2:26:23
  Good luck when that see they want their they want to serfdom
• 2:26:28
  too. Rumble YouTube wants to serfdom,
• 2:26:31
  Twitch wants to serfdom, X wants to serfdom.
• 2:26:34
  They want the big accounts that everybody watches and they don't
• 2:26:36
  want people like us. Which by which by the way, like
• 2:26:41
  I, as much as I love XI do have to say that like that it is
• 2:26:48
  getting tiresome when all of the posts I see are just name your
• 2:26:52
  favorite actor from the 90s or name your favorite.
• 2:26:58
  Only real 90s kids remembered this.
• 2:27:00
  Or oh, if you're not a real movie buff, unless you can name
• 2:27:04
  these 10 films or what's your 10 video games of all time?
• 2:27:08
  It's fucking BuzzFeed. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:27:11
  It's, it's always, it's always the, it's always the reply.
• 2:27:16
  It's always the reply slop. Yeah.
• 2:27:21
  So slop gets numbers and I don't try to do slop.
• 2:27:24
  So I, we, we suffer for that. We could probably.
• 2:27:28
  None of us do slop. We could make slop clips out of
• 2:27:31
  the show a lot better. We could.
• 2:27:34
  Oh. Oh, and, and, and, and I do some
• 2:27:38
  and I do sometimes like I, I'll, I'll be honest, like putting the
• 2:27:41
  show into like one of those AI clip generators is awesome.
• 2:27:47
  Oftentimes I'm not even looking for what like I think would be a
• 2:27:51
  clip. I'm just looking in to see what
• 2:27:53
  the AI thinks would be would be a good clip because it's all
• 2:27:58
  about the it's all about the algorithm and then.
• 2:28:02
  All pray to the algorithm. Wrong.
• 2:28:03
  It's fucking gay. That's why I don't like saying
• 2:28:06
  like comment and subscribe and share the video and all this
• 2:28:09
  stuff because it feels like a cult.
• 2:28:12
  Yeah, although. I'm going to tell y'all.
• 2:28:15
  All. Y'all.
• 2:28:19
  It's a cult where you worship phones bro.
• 2:28:24
  You spend more of your day looking at the phone than a
• 2:28:26
  Muslim does praying a fucking Allah.
• 2:28:30
  You're not even joke. You're not even joking.
• 2:28:34
  I've been looking at my phone less than ever, Sam.
• 2:28:37
  Sometimes it dies. Never felt better about it.
• 2:28:43
  Twitter. I look at Twitter and I'm like
• 2:28:46
  wrestling results that I didn't actually want to see because I
• 2:28:50
  didn't see the show yet. Sam posted something.
• 2:28:53
  Repost that. Whatever it fucking is Sam
• 2:28:56
  posted it is probably good. Mort posted something.
• 2:28:59
  Same thing. Although read Bortz because
• 2:29:01
  sometimes he's a snarky motherfucker and it's about me.
• 2:29:05
  That's not true. That's not true at all.
• 2:29:08
  Well, what is a snarky motherfucker?
• 2:29:11
  It's just not usually about the home, but homies.
• 2:29:14
  Yeah, I know. I actually what it is, is I
• 2:29:16
  don't want to Co side because he might piss somebody off because
• 2:29:19
  he pisses way more people off than I had ever expected when I
• 2:29:22
  first met him. Yeah, I used to be the one that
• 2:29:26
  would piss people off on. This guy gets a torch mob after
• 2:29:30
  him every so often. I'm like how the fuck did Moore
• 2:29:32
  even do that? And and now, and now I'm the
• 2:29:35
  good cripple. Thanks Morpheus.
• 2:29:38
  Here's the secret. Yeah, but to Mort's lost, every
• 2:29:43
  so often he'll get cranky and post something that wants to he
• 2:29:47
  wants to fucking torch the goddamn rolled with.
• 2:29:51
  Well, every. You say that he he, you're the
• 2:29:54
  good cripple, but our audience knows better.
• 2:29:57
  The Mort's the good cripple. You get up with mischief,
• 2:30:02
  Samuel. Only with the pretty ladies.
• 2:30:08
  Uh huh. Sure, sure.
• 2:30:13
  Fair enough on this, the most sacred of blowjob days, it is
• 2:30:19
  fair enough. God, I hope everybody lucky I.
• 2:30:26
  Didn't throw shit at you when you were spewing all of that
• 2:30:28
  nonsense. Don't push your luck.
• 2:30:31
  What, you didn't like blowjob day?
• 2:30:33
  No. Is International men's day not
• 2:30:36
  gayer? I'm just saying a steak, a beer
• 2:30:42
  and a blowjob makes a good holiday.
• 2:30:45
  Facts. It's it's, it's what every guy
• 2:30:49
  wants, too. We even discussed this like even
• 2:30:53
  gay guys would still want the same thing.
• 2:30:57
  Every so often you'll you'll you'll see an X.
• 2:31:00
  What's the equivalent of flowers to A?
• 2:31:02
  To a guy, it's a blowjob. Yes, that that is the that is
• 2:31:08
  the universe. Stale bread?
• 2:31:12
  No, it's not stale because it would have been harder.
• 2:31:15
  OK. That's what she said.
• 2:31:24
  Don't push your blowjob day luck too far, Sam.
• 2:31:27
  Oh my God, stop calling you that.
• 2:31:30
  What blowjob? Day, we already declared it that
• 2:31:34
  November 19th in the year of our Lord 2025.
• 2:31:42
  We declared it Blowjob Day. And so it shall be.
• 2:31:47
  Oh shit, it's it's the 20th. Except, except for, except for
• 2:31:55
  Candace. She can.
• 2:31:57
  She can leave me alone. Fair enough.
• 2:32:04
  So. She'd suck it right off.
• 2:32:10
  God not, not not not. Not in a fun way either.
• 2:32:18
  I don't know. You never know till you try it I
• 2:32:20
  guess. Well.
• 2:32:29
  So we learned that. Yeah.
• 2:32:34
  I I was wondering where all the throwing was tonight.
• 2:32:37
  Oh right, we learned that Chris Cantwell has a podcast where he
• 2:32:41
  grooms the six year old and that the authorities might want to
• 2:32:45
  look into that. And and Max learned Night that
• 2:32:50
  that's the reason why I don't think vigilantism is Nestle all
• 2:32:54
  that bad if the cops like aren't looking.
• 2:32:59
  Well, I think in that to give them just the slightest bit of
• 2:33:03
  credit, I think they know he's going to jail and vigilantism,
• 2:33:06
  that's pretty popular in there. Yeah.
• 2:33:11
  That might be their thinking process, but my thinking process
• 2:33:15
  is he just did a podcast where he groomed a six year old for 30
• 2:33:18
  minutes and posted it on the Internet.
• 2:33:22
  Yeah, that's probably not something you want.
• 2:33:25
  The crying Nazi of Charlottesville, a convicted
• 2:33:28
  felon to be doing yeah, after he just got arrested, possession of
• 2:33:33
  multiple different illegal substances, yeah, and writing a
• 2:33:37
  gay porn fucking book about twinks and how he likes him.
• 2:33:42
  Young Sam. Literally.
• 2:33:44
  I want to just say that the family that is allowing Cantwell
• 2:33:48
  to live with them with their small children should be ashamed
• 2:33:51
  of themselves and that along with reason for fucking somebody
• 2:33:57
  to call fucking child services. Yeah, I don't know.
• 2:34:00
  Who they are and I wouldn't do that, but I don't I don't I I'd
• 2:34:03
  like this bothers me. You could tell, right?
• 2:34:06
  At, well, at the very, at the very least, they should feel,
• 2:34:09
  feel, feel shame at the very least.
• 2:34:13
  Yeah. They should.
• 2:34:15
  I digress. They think they're saving him
• 2:34:17
  and he's going to turn around and they're going to be real
• 2:34:20
  sorry when it all fucking blows up in their face.
• 2:34:23
  Yeah, hopefully not at the cost of their child either.
• 2:34:28
  Yeah, I couldn't believe that I got it.
• 2:34:32
  I got a message and I'm reading it and I'm like, there's no way
• 2:34:35
  he did this. And then he do.
• 2:34:41
  Even I thought there's no way he would even after the gay stuff
• 2:34:45
  was like this is too far. No, apparently not.
• 2:34:51
  So he's going to he's going to do a new podcast where he
• 2:34:53
  teaches children about white nationalism and sex and gay
• 2:34:56
  stuff. So he's trying, he's trying to
• 2:35:01
  take 3 techniques job then. Yeah, only he likes them way
• 2:35:07
  younger. Well. 6 The kid is 6 Sam.
• 2:35:17
  Yeah, that's not that's not what let me let me put it this way.
• 2:35:24
  I wouldn't. I wouldn't be surprised if 3
• 2:35:26
  Dick Nick Stoops to that love What?
• 2:35:29
  At some point hope I hopefully not, but.
• 2:35:35
  I never know about any of that stuff.
• 2:35:37
  This is why I'm not a joiner, Sam, because you find out some
• 2:35:40
  of these groups are like full of gay dudes and they want to join
• 2:35:44
  just to be in some weird gay stuff.
• 2:35:47
  And yeah, I always kind of knew that.
• 2:35:50
  And I was just like, Nah, bro. I like, they're like, hey, join
• 2:35:54
  our group. It's cool.
• 2:35:55
  We're doing this stuff. And I'm like, Nah, I like
• 2:35:57
  chicks. Because because they're not
• 2:36:00
  going to feel so bad about being gay.
• 2:36:03
  Yeah, yeah. Anyway though.
• 2:36:08
  Next thing you know, you're blowing Bill Clinton.
• 2:36:10
  Sam, you can't have that happen. Yeah, it all, it all eats back
• 2:36:16
  to blowing Bill Clinton. I I think that, I think that's
• 2:36:19
  the ultimate lesson of tonight's podcast.
• 2:36:21
  It all eats back to Blowing Bill.
• 2:36:24
  Clinton, that's the lesson of my tenure as your Co host on the
• 2:36:27
  Whitfield Report. Let's be honest, it always goes
• 2:36:30
  back to fucking pussy smoke. Yep, indeed it does.
• 2:36:39
  So next week is Thanksgiving. But do we have a Thanksgiving
• 2:36:46
  stream I guess on? Well, what would it be?
• 2:36:53
  Tuesday or Wednesday or? Whatever is good for you.
• 2:36:59
  Yeah. Are you traveling, Sir?
• 2:37:02
  That's something we could talk about.
• 2:37:03
  What's your plans? I am staying.
• 2:37:07
  Right, we'll be happier. Everybody just be fucking happy.
• 2:37:11
  I, I am stay, I am staying here in Florida for the 12th year in
• 2:37:18
  a row so. Some amazing home cooked food.
• 2:37:24
  Eating is amazing, home cooked food, having some of the
• 2:37:27
  neighbors over which is nice and.
• 2:37:34
  Football. Yeah, well.
• 2:37:37
  Me either. Well, well the well the Broncos
• 2:37:42
  having a bye week this week, so really no reason for me to to
• 2:37:49
  for them. However, are are the are the
• 2:37:51
  Patriots playing on? I don't know.
• 2:37:55
  The only thing I know this year about the Patriots is right now
• 2:37:59
  they have the best record, don't they?
• 2:38:02
  They do. I literally don't know anything
• 2:38:05
  else, including who the quarterback is.
• 2:38:06
  I don't watch football at all. I well and I only watch I.
• 2:38:13
  Don't know who the coach is anymore.
• 2:38:14
  I know Belichick's not the coach, right?
• 2:38:17
  Yeah. Yeah, the team I used to watch
• 2:38:19
  isn't there anyway, so it's kind of like.
• 2:38:22
  I I only watch football if the Broncos are there or if or if
• 2:38:26
  the Bucks are playing sometimes. But even that even that I don't
• 2:38:31
  follow up that closely so but. OK, so yeah, we got, we got
• 2:38:38
  food, friends, family on Sam Mort, you got anything good?
• 2:38:45
  Yeah, either traveling to either my mom's house or my sister's
• 2:38:49
  house. I don't think it's been decided
• 2:38:51
  to do who gets Thanksgiving this year, but it's going to be my
• 2:38:56
  mom and the siblings. Probably the nephew as well.
• 2:39:01
  Oh sick that that would be fun, obviously.
• 2:39:04
  Absolutely. And what's what's funny is you
• 2:39:07
  got my birthday Black Friday this year and my sister's fiance
• 2:39:14
  the day after mine. Nice.
• 2:39:16
  So it's a big old fucking celebration.
• 2:39:19
  Hell yeah. Should be fun.
• 2:39:22
  I'm going to be here. I'm going to be fisting turkeys.
• 2:39:26
  I'm going to make some mashed taters.
• 2:39:29
  Any any any other foul other than Turkey?
• 2:39:32
  No, no, just the Turkey. But two of them, right?
• 2:39:36
  That's what you got two hands for.
• 2:39:37
  Oh. My God.
• 2:39:41
  And what out Oh my famous squash that they all demand me to make
• 2:39:49
  and the secret ingredient is secret Sam, it's not nutmeg.
• 2:39:55
  How dare you. It's amazing that you can add
• 2:40:00
  nutmeg to something and people will be like what the fuck is
• 2:40:02
  the special sauce here? It's good stuff and stuffing,
• 2:40:08
  you know, I that's usually and then and then I'm going to eat a
• 2:40:12
  whole bunch of it and then I'm probably going to pass out and
• 2:40:16
  then wake up and probably poop and then probably go back to
• 2:40:21
  sleep after I eat more Turkey. That's that's usually how it
• 2:40:24
  goes. Yeah, and then?
• 2:40:30
  And then you're going to chase your wife around with the
• 2:40:32
  chicken neck. No, that's before you cooked the
• 2:40:36
  Turkey. Yeah, but you.
• 2:40:41
  But you're going to do it. Anymore.
• 2:40:43
  It only worked the first time. Now I got to RIP open the giblet
• 2:40:48
  bag to get that kind of react ow.
• 2:40:59
  Well. Only she knew that the special
• 2:41:01
  gravy had giblets in it. I guess she does now.
• 2:41:09
  Yeah, yeah, that's a, that's a really smooth move.
• 2:41:14
  I made it myself, Sam, in the old home cushion.
• 2:41:17
  Home home cooking when you spit in it.
• 2:41:25
  Uh huh. Look for flavor, you know.
• 2:41:29
  Well, of course. Sometimes you get.
• 2:41:35
  So so so. I'm saying how more is
• 2:41:39
  travelling to relatives and backs is fisting turkeys.
• 2:41:44
  That's right. And maybe and may and maybe, you
• 2:41:51
  know, is there going to be, is there going to be pies?
• 2:41:55
  Pie I do like pie I. I like.
• 2:42:03
  I like. Pumpkin pie.
• 2:42:06
  I like apple pie. A squash pie is OK.
• 2:42:13
  Yeah. You ever had a coconut cream
• 2:42:15
  pie, Sam? I I have.
• 2:42:19
  They can be alright. Banana cream pie.
• 2:42:24
  Coconut cream pie is my favorite type of cream pie.
• 2:42:31
  Good night, ladies and gentlemen.
• 2:42:37
  I got she missed. That one that that one wasn't.
• 2:42:44
  That one wasn't for me, I think. So I didn't.
• 2:42:52
  Miss but but yeah. So anyway, well, we may.
• 2:42:58
  We may be back. We may be back next week for the
• 2:43:03
  live show. We might not.
• 2:43:05
  We might not just, but. Bits and bones on Friday.
• 2:43:11
  But we will have Bits and Bones and then sandwich bakers on
• 2:43:16
  Saturday. Yeah, she got an.
• 2:43:18
  Interesting topic. She got an interesting topic and
• 2:43:22
  I doubt it's about turkeys. Not.
• 2:43:25
  At. All or fisting?
• 2:43:27
  Nope. All right.
• 2:43:32
  Well, good. Well, have a good Thanksgiving
• 2:43:36
  on and we will talk to you soon. Bye.
• 2:43:47
  The right to offend is not fantastic.
• 2:43:50
  A little part of freedom of speech that we have to put up
• 2:43:53
  with. It is the heart and soul and
• 2:43:55
  lungs of freedom of speech. It is the coursing lifeblood of
• 2:44:00
  human progress. It is the instigator of liberty
• 2:44:03
  and modernity and science and understanding.
• 2:44:07
  What a laughing stock today's student leaders are that they
• 2:44:11
  can so casually dismiss the right to be offensive without
• 2:44:15
  realising that their lovely, enlightened lives are the gifts
• 2:44:19
  of individuals who gave offence. Offensiveness is not just
• 2:44:24
  something we have to begrudgingly accept.
• 2:44:27
  Offensiveness is the motor of human progress.
• 2:44:32
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• 2:44:53
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• 2:44:57
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• 2:45:04
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