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279: What Are You Babbling About? · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: If it is hot, I will eat it.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, this.
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  Speaker 1: Is Tom Kane, the voice of Yoda.
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  Speaker 3: And listening to Movie Meltdown, you are guests.
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  Speaker 4: and parental discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 2: It's showtime folks.
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  Speaker 5: Enjoy the show. our nuclear reactor, pumping out one million
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  Speaker 5: kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck are you bitches babbling about?
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  Speaker 6: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown. I'm Brian and
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  Speaker 6: this week we'll be revisiting our most recent trip to Wonderfest.
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  Speaker 6: But this won't be just any old recordings from the event,
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  Speaker 6: this will be a special crossover episode with the guys
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  Speaker 6: from Tower of Technobabble. Now in previous episodes from this event,
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  Speaker 6: you may have heard me describe them as our noisy neighbors.
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  Speaker 6: Which is true, they were situated right next to our table,
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  Speaker 6: and if you listen to the last couple of episodes,
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  Speaker 6: you can kind of hear them making noise in the background.
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  Speaker 2: Specifically the Godzilla episode.
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  Speaker 6: All that yammering on in the background, that's the guys
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  Speaker 6: from Tower of Technobabble. I know it's them, because they
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  Speaker 6: were the only other ones in the room.
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  Speaker 2: They were out of control.
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  Speaker 6: The reason they were so out of control is their
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  Speaker 6: table next to us wasn't just another table at any
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  Speaker 6: other show. They had brought in all this other equipment, including,
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  Speaker 6: you know, furniture and a big running clock.
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  Speaker 2: Because what they had decided to do with.
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  Speaker 6: Their weekend at Wonderfest was they were going to try
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  Speaker 6: to break a world record. But if you go to
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  Speaker 6: the old Guinness Book of World Records, what I don't
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  Speaker 6: think you'll find is anything in there on podcasts. Because they,
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  Speaker 6: like pretty much the rest of the world, don't know
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  Speaker 6: what the hell a podcast is. Except, of course, for
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  Speaker 6: you cool people. You're the only ones that understand. But
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  Speaker 6: aside from that, no, no podcast in the Guinness Book.
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  Speaker 6: But there was a listing for the longest uninterrupted webcast.
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  Speaker 2: So that's similar, right?
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  Speaker 6: Again, most of this country has no idea.
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  Speaker 1: But in actuality, it.
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  Speaker 6: Was close enough that they could stream a webcast and
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  Speaker 6: record a podcast at the same time and attempt to
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  Speaker 6: break the world record. Now, they were working on this
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  Speaker 6: idea for a while before I heard about it.
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  Speaker 2: And when I did, I laughed.
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  Speaker 6: I said, good luck, and I told them I would
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  Speaker 6: help them as best I can. But I had other plans.
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  Speaker 6: I wanted to wander around and put together several specific episodes,
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  Speaker 6: and I'm glad I did. As you've hopefully heard already,
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  Speaker 6: we've recorded some great episodes with people like Joe Alves
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  Speaker 6: and Eric Chu and Carol Bauman and Dr. Gangrene and
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  Speaker 6: all from that event. So, I'm glad I stuck with
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  Speaker 6: my plan, but, you know, the Tower Technobabble guys, we'd
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  Speaker 6: also plan on recording something together while we were there
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  Speaker 6: that weekend. But instead of bouncing back and forth and
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  Speaker 6: doing different crossover episodes, I decided it would be more
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  Speaker 6: interesting to drag my recording equipment over into the middle
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  Speaker 6: of their recording setup and record both shows simultaneously. That
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  Speaker 6: might also be a new world record.
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  Speaker 2: Eh, probably not.
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  Speaker 6: There's a lot of podcasts out there. But what this
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  Speaker 6: is is a really fun episode hanging out with the guys.
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  Speaker 6: And interesting to listen to, because keep in mind, as
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  Speaker 6: we get into this, our episode here is basically midway.
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  Speaker 2: Into their world record attempt. And when we start recording,
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  Speaker 2: they are right about.
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  Speaker 1: At the 20 hour point.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, by now, when you start listening, they have been
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  Speaker 6: awake and talking nonstop for 20 hours. And they were
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  Speaker 6: shooting for 40 hours, so they still have a long
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  Speaker 6: way to go even after we wrap up this segment.
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  Speaker 2: Now you might be wondering, did they make it? Did
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  Speaker 2: they break the world record?
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  Speaker 6: Well, I'd say head on over to TowerTechnobabble.com and find
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  Speaker 6: out for yourself. But in the meantime, let's listen to
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  Speaker 6: our shenanigans from Hour 20. So now let's go live
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  Speaker 6: via digital recording to the floor of Wonderfest. And as
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  Speaker 6: we do, we're going to be doing what kind of podcasting?
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  Speaker 6: Simultaneous podcasting.
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  Speaker 2: Whoa, won't that cause a weird flux capacitor? I know,
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  Speaker 2: it's going to be awesome.
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  Speaker 7: It's great, man.
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  Speaker 8: If we start a fire, it's your fault.
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  Speaker 7: Have we got enough cable?
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  Speaker 1: We're tangled together.
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  Speaker 2: We are podcasting.
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  Speaker 7: You know, sort of the granddaddy of the little podcasters.
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  Speaker 2: I'll take it. I don't know if it's accurate, but
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  Speaker 2: I'll say it. Slowly come about here. We'll double up
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  Speaker 2: on Mike. We're all set. All right.
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  Speaker 7: I can do that.
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  Speaker 8: I like it.
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  Speaker 2: I like it.
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  Speaker 7: No, actually, this is how we've been doing our remotes.
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  Speaker 7: Because we've been Skyping in on the cell phone.
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  Speaker 8: And TowerBot Skype.
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  Speaker 7: And then we have to talk in these mics and
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  Speaker 7: in that one at the exact same time, man.
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  Speaker 8: Have to synchronize.
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  Speaker 2: Not those bastards that use Skype. I can't trust those guys.
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  Speaker 9: Whoa.
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  Speaker 7: Brian, it's nice to see you. Welcome to Hour 20.
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  Speaker 7: The Brian Renfro Hour.
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  Speaker 2: The movie Meltdown Hour.
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  Speaker 7: So, uh.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 6: Thanks for coming on Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 8: Hey, no problem.
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  Speaker 2: We'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 7: On Movie Meltdown, we want to introduce a new tradition.
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  Speaker 7: We've been doing a memory... Sorry.
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  Speaker 2: You're right. You don't know how to work microphones. I'm
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  Speaker 2: trying to grab something. Stay away from me.
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  Speaker 8: Damn it. Something, anything. I don't care.
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  Speaker 7: We're trying to trigger memories. And the way we've been
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  Speaker 7: doing it is we've been pulling vintage Star Wars figures
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  Speaker 7: out of the sack. And just seeing what kind of memories.
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  Speaker 2: This is loaded. I don't know if I trust this. No, no, no.
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  Speaker 8: This is live radio, man, without a net.
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  Speaker 7: Here was our previous figure. What kind of memories?
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  Speaker 6: One of my favorites of all time.
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  Speaker 8: It's a snow trooper, by the way.
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  Speaker 7: The snow trooper.
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  Speaker 6: As much as everybody loves normal storm troopers, I like
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  Speaker 6: snow troopers even more.
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  Speaker 2: That costume is so badass. I can't even begin to
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  Speaker 2: put into words. It's the coolest outfit ever.
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  Speaker 7: I was telling them when I was a kid. in
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  Speaker 7: grade school before anybody had seen the movie a kid
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  Speaker 7: came in and during recess he had this figure and
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  Speaker 7: everyone was like what is that and he was like
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  Speaker 7: these are the new stormtroopers in the new star wars
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  Speaker 7: movie man They're not going to have the old Stormtroopers.
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  Speaker 7: These are the brand new ones. And because he said that,
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  Speaker 7: I instantly hated it. Because I had such an affection
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  Speaker 7: for the old classic Stormtroopers.
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  Speaker 6: No, you went home and you threw out all your
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  Speaker 6: old ones.
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  Speaker 2: You were like, I'm moving on with the time.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, man, I was like, I hate this. And then
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  Speaker 7: when I finally saw Empire, you don't see a Stormtrooper
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  Speaker 7: until Cloud City, well past halfway.
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  Speaker 1: Through the movie.
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  Speaker 2: So I was like, oh man, that jerk was true.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like this new changes.
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  Speaker 7: And why isn't Luke wearing his karate smock?
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  Speaker 10: Everything's changed, man.
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  Speaker 2: Bespin fatigues, damn it.
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  Speaker 10: Get with the times.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, why did they call them Bespin fatigues if he
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  Speaker 7: was wearing them before he got to Bespin?
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  Speaker 2: Because they were trying to sell that action figure.
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  Speaker 7: Why weren't they called Dagobah fatigues?
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  Speaker 2: Nobody knew what a Dagobah was. Everybody knows Bespin.
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  Speaker 6: Vacation commercials, you see, come to Bespin. Relax up in
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  Speaker 6: the clouds. Everybody knows Bespin.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, man.
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  Speaker 7: All right, so you basically get the gist here. So
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  Speaker 7: we're going to pull out the next figure.
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  Speaker 2: All right. I don't have to reach in a sack.
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  Speaker 10: Yes, you do.
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  Speaker 11: Ben is pulling out. I'll give the play-by-play. Ben is
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  Speaker 11: pulling out the sack. He's addressing the sack.
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  Speaker 10: Hello, sack.
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  Speaker 7: All right, here's the magic sack.
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  Speaker 8: That's a magic sack.
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  Speaker 7: It's actually a pillowcase.
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  Speaker 8: It's a magic sack. Get in our van full of
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  Speaker 8: candy and let's go.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, you're playing my game.
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  Speaker 7: We should have technically 20 figures left. So we're pulling it.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Am I supposed to just go with the first one? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: just go with the first one.
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  Speaker 8: Don't feel around for special.
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  Speaker 2: The joints are loose already, I can tell you. Somebody's
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  Speaker 2: played with this one.
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  Speaker 3: Oh!
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  Speaker 1: Of course, 3PO. No, wait.
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  Speaker 10: You're wrong.
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  Speaker 2: His head's backwards. Oh, you lost a nerd point.
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  Speaker 10: For that one, man. Come on.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 6: Without the head and the fact that this one's worn out,
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  Speaker 6: I'm deducting points for you have not kept this in
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  Speaker 6: the package. You did not put it behind glass like
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  Speaker 6: a true geek is supposed to.
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  Speaker 11: By the way, it's the silver droid from the Jawa Sandcrawler.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, that's another good example.
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  Speaker 2: Why they call it the Death Star Droid.
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  Speaker 10: I agree.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't make sense, but it is the Death Star Droid.
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  Speaker 8: They did call it the Death Star Droid.
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  Speaker 11: We just saw Star Wars last night, so we have
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  Speaker 11: a very clear memory.
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  Speaker 8: He's in three scenes in the crawler.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see something about these plastics. Yeah. It just wears
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  Speaker 2: totally different than all the rest of them. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Three feel the same problem. The metallic one, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the fact that they just kind of fall over.
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  Speaker 6: It was always impossible to get 3PO to stand up
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  Speaker 6: like the other ones because.
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  Speaker 2: There's just no grip to it. It just gets loose.
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  Speaker 11: It was either completely vertical or completely horizontal.
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  Speaker 2: There was no catch. He can dance.
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  Speaker 10: Look at him.
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  Speaker 7: He's got his space moves.
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  Speaker 10: He can walk like crazy, man.
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  Speaker 8: Ironically, the robot had the most moves of all.
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  Speaker 2: Couldn't do the robot. Ironically.
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  Speaker 8: Strangely enough.
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  Speaker 7: Since you're here, we need something to talk about. Let's
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  Speaker 7: show you the previous 2020. came out. Because you talk
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  Speaker 7: about action. Nothing says action like this guy, right?
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  Speaker 8: Power droid.
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  Speaker 2: So he's basically just a D battery in space, right?
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  Speaker 10: With legs.
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  Speaker 2: With legs.
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  Speaker 8: It comes to you.
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  Speaker 7: And he has an outlet for a face, you know?
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  Speaker 2: That's inappropriate.
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  Speaker 7: Count the points of articulation.
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  Speaker 3: One.
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  Speaker 2: Two points of articulation. Put that in a big bubble
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  Speaker 2: on the front of the package.
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  Speaker 1: Two ratcheting points.
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  Speaker 7: That is a selling point.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, flash forward to McFarlane toys, 27 points of articulation.
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  Speaker 7: But he did make this clicky sound. So, you know.
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  Speaker 2: I guess it's cool if it were on a different road.
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  Speaker 7: What I'm wondering, did young Brian, did he ever have
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  Speaker 7: the backstory adventures of the power droid.
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  Speaker 2: No, young Brian didn't bother getting that one because it
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  Speaker 2: was lame.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I think young Ben got it in his stalking
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  Speaker 7: from Santa, so screw you.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, man?
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  Speaker 2: I think we need to take this up with Santa.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 11: No, he employs slave labor and discriminatory policies.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, here's a good one. Check out the points, the
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  Speaker 7: number of articulation points on this one.
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  Speaker 6: Now, this one I did like. He had a lot
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  Speaker 6: of adventures. Again, because he was sort of a Hoff-based droid.
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  Speaker 6: Do you remember his name?
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  Speaker 2: FX7?
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  Speaker 8: FX7, yeah. We knew it was FX something.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: Calculus, but I know the name of the damn Star
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  Speaker 7: Wars movie.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. You've got to have a geek
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  Speaker 2: point somewhere. Did you mess with these arms much?
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  Speaker 7: No, because I didn't want to break them.
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  Speaker 1: That's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: I kind of left mine alone.
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  Speaker 7: I was very worried about that one there.
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  Speaker 2: That one seems pretty sturdy. That one always had that bend, though.
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  Speaker 2: These always look like they were just like, as soon
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  Speaker 2: as I put it up, the little.
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  Speaker 6: describing the little ones on the side here, that were
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  Speaker 6: pinned down when you got them.
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  Speaker 2: But technically, you could pop them out and hub them
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  Speaker 2: up and move them around a little bit. Not much.
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  Speaker 8: A little bit.
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  Speaker 2: Just raise them up.
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  Speaker 8: They didn't go out 90 degrees. They went about 30 maybe.
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  Speaker 6: But I only assumed, you know, once again, Little Brian
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  Speaker 6: only assumed that my toy wouldn't be messed up.
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  Speaker 2: And God forbid that happened. So I assumed as soon
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  Speaker 2: as I pulled that out, it was never going to
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  Speaker 2: go back down. It was never going to stay in
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  Speaker 2: place again.
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  Speaker 6: And I'd have this half-popped-out droid arm nonsense going on.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't have it. So he sat very nicely and
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  Speaker 2: then went on his adventures, and he did everything with
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  Speaker 2: this arm. He was a little handicapped, but he was handicapable.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: And he made use of his arm.
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  Speaker 7: You know what that meant? By not using the other arms,
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  Speaker 7: you had a figure with one point of articulation.
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  Speaker 2: His bobbing head?
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  Speaker 7: Well, so he could see over the hedge.
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  Speaker 8: Excuse me, am I needing medical attention over there?
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  Speaker 7: I really, really am interested in your thoughts on this guy.
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  Speaker 8: Pondo Baba. No, that is not his name.
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  Speaker 2: It is Walrus Man. It is how I referred to
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  Speaker 2: him then and still.
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  Speaker 7: On the card, it says Walrus Man. That is his
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  Speaker 7: official name. That is on his space driver's license. Mr.
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  Speaker 10: And Mrs.
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  Speaker 8: Baba named him Pondo.
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  Speaker 7: That is some extended universe crap.
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  Speaker 10: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: No, I think that was.
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  Speaker 6: See, to me, the changeover on this was when Hasbro
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  Speaker 6: took over it. The Kenner toy was always Walrus Man.
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  Speaker 6: Then when they started making that new run in the
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  Speaker 6: 90s or whatever it was, when they started gearing up
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  Speaker 6: for the prequels, they were just like, oh.
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  Speaker 7: Man, we can't just call him Walrus Man.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody else has like a real name.
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  Speaker 7: These kids ain't in the 70s.
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  Speaker 2: We can't just call him Hammerhead.
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  Speaker 6: That's just making fun of his physical deformities. We gotta
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  Speaker 6: come up with something.
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  Speaker 7: And calling him Walrus Man was making fun of his
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  Speaker 7: great big teeth.
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  Speaker 2: Or possibly his heritage. That's racism, damn it, man.
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  Speaker 10: Exactly.
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  Speaker 11: Nobody's saying walrus is a pejorative.
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  Speaker 7: You know, it's like.
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  Speaker 2: Walrus would be awesome. It's the imperial man keeping down
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  Speaker 2: the walrus.
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  Speaker 8: You say it that way, yeah.
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  Speaker 10: You're saying that mocking.
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  Speaker 11: Tone, sure.
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  Speaker 2: Everything I say isn't a mocking tone.
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  Speaker 5: Well.
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  Speaker 8: But I.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 10: It's good for you.
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  Speaker 2: To me, I appreciate it. He didn't really have much
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  Speaker 2: to do. Of course I had him because he was
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  Speaker 2: brightly colored and he looked like a mutant freak.
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  Speaker 7: But, you know, that kind of bothered me because his
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  Speaker 7: color palette didn't match the other characters. It was very,
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  Speaker 7: I don't know, he was such an odd guy.
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  Speaker 2: He also kind of has flippers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Like, Greedo doesn't have flippers. Greedo wears moon boots, but
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  Speaker 7: he's got flippers on.
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  Speaker 2: I don't really get that. Greedo's cool. I mean, Greedo
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  Speaker 2: is stylish.
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  Speaker 7: Well, why don't we just... Let's bust out some Greedo
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  Speaker 7: right now. Let's bust out some Greedo. Okay, what do
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  Speaker 7: you think? It looks nothing like he does in Star Wars.
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  Speaker 2: Greedo is hot. That's what I think of now when
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  Speaker 2: I think of him.
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  Speaker 7: Hot? Why do you think he's hot?
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  Speaker 6: Because I've talked to Maria, who is inside the Greedo suit,
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  Speaker 6: and then I watched her other movies, and I've seen
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  Speaker 6: Greedo naked.
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  Speaker 10: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Greedo gets naked. Inside.
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  Speaker 7: Does she still have the big, long, floppy fingers?
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  Speaker 2: Not at that point. When she was in the pool,
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  Speaker 2: she took all that off.
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  Speaker 1: All that off.
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  Speaker 7: What movie did the Greedo actors take off her clothes?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I'm mad.
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  Speaker 6: Actually, I talked to her about it, and She didn't
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  Speaker 6: have any problem with that. She's actually one that's even
• 14:57
  Speaker 6: more racy than that one. But the one that I
• 14:59
  Speaker 6: enjoyed was Blood Mania.
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: Terror that rips the screams right out of your throat.
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: Suspense that traps you in a web of shadows and fear.
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: I expect $ 50, 000 in two weeks.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: A treacherous journey inside a nightmare of passion and death.
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: A love affair with horror. Blood Mania. A terrifying film
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: experience that explores the twisted souls of insanity. When there
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: is no reality, there is no such word as evil.
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: You've been after Craig Cooper for years and he won't
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: give you a tumble.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: What makes you so hard to get? A bargain of
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: the flesh made by an ambitious doctor who sought to
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: escape his own past.
• 15:48
  Speaker 8: I need 50,000.
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: I know how to get it. I give, devise, and
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: bequeath the remainder of my estate to my daughter, Gail Waterman.
• 16:01
  Speaker 10: Come back!
• 16:04
  Speaker 12: I hate you!
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: Two sisters, blood sisters. One the victim of a love
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: that was a lie. The other tormented by demons of
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: jealousy and hate.
• 16:13
  Speaker 7: Blood mania.
• 16:15
  Speaker 10: I don't want the money. I have you.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: A suspense shocker in the psycho tradition. An electrifying tale
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: of intrigue, madness, and death. come prepared for the shocking
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: climax the last 15 minutes will jolt you right out
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: of your seat.
• 16:39
  Speaker 6: Blood mania is a nice uh like i think if
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: it's early yeah i think it's like mid early 70s
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: and uh it's it's a horror movie and it it
• 16:49
  Speaker 6: does what most 70s horror movies do which is midway
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: in just takes this weird turn that makes no sense
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: whatsoever But it's very atmospheric and cheesy.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: And did I mention cheesy? It's a very cheesy horror.
• 17:01
  Speaker 7: Is she still kind of doing stuff?
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: I don't think she's acting so much. I think she
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: lives in Canada now. She was sort of cross cultures.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: She's dual citizenship, I believe. She was living up there
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: last night.
• 17:17
  Speaker 7: The thing I think that bothered me about the Greedo figure, though... was, again,
• 17:22
  Speaker 7: it didn't look like his outfit in the movie. It
• 17:24
  Speaker 7: looks like he's wearing a leotard, you know, covering up
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: his whole finger.
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: It's only in years since then I've started trying to
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: piece this stuff together.
• 17:32
  Speaker 7: How did this figure happen?
• 17:33
  Speaker 6: Do you think they did a concept art first, made
• 17:36
  Speaker 6: the toys from the concept art, while some dude in
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: England was like, here, put this on.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: And they didn't really match up. But at that point,
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: it was like, eh, close enough.
• 17:45
  Speaker 7: I think they were half-assing it, and they were just
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: giving photos of the heads. And it was up to
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: them to figure out what the body looks like, you know?
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Somewhere in between all this is probably the truth.
• 17:54
  Speaker 7: Because you compare, like, again, the colors on Walrus, and
• 17:57
  Speaker 7: just the name Walrus Man, I think they were just
• 17:59
  Speaker 7: half-assing it because they had to get it out.
• 18:01
  Speaker 10: That's what I'm saying.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Luke just had a lot on his shoulders at that point.
• 18:04
  Speaker 7: But because they were half-assing it, that is the name
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: that he will have for the rest of my life.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: For me, just because, yeah. I still call him Walrus Man.
• 18:14
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 18:15
  Speaker 7: Of course, or you could go the Beatles way, The
• 18:17
  Speaker 7: Wall vs.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Paul.
• 18:18
  Speaker 7: I think his name is Paul.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: All right. All right. Oh, here's... Speaking of Paul's.
• 18:25
  Speaker 8: Oh, hello, sir.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Welcome to Movie Meltdown.
• 18:29
  Speaker 12: Hi.
• 18:29
  Speaker 13: Movie Meltdown.
• 18:30
  Speaker 7: Hey, we've been trying to get Paul on Movie Meltdown
• 18:32
  Speaker 7: for a long time.
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: We finally pried his restraining bolt off and.
• 18:37
  Speaker 10: He has left the house.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: It's the craziest thing.
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: And unfortunately, this is the sort of activity that's going
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: to make me regret it. Regret doing it.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: See, I was just.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: I'm channeling my grumpy old curmudgeon.
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: Do you two have kind of a love-hate thing going?
• 18:54
  Speaker 10: No, no.
• 18:55
  Speaker 7: Hey, be sure to talk into that mic so we
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: can get you on our podcast.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: No, most importantly, this one. This one's important. This is.
• 19:01
  Speaker 7: I'm happy.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: You know, this is way more comfortable, by the way.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: to hold the mic rather than.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the guys on Tower Technobabble, they don't know what
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: the hell they're doing.
• 19:09
  Speaker 10: No, they're inexperienced.
• 19:09
  Speaker 7: It's our first time at Winterfest.
• 19:10
  Speaker 10: We don't know what we're doing.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Do we want to complain about that show?
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: Because I have some Okay, so I was talking the
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: other day to my neighbor, Paul. We were out between
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: the towers. If you'll notice, when you look out the window,
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: you see that loomy nuclear tower. That's me. Over there,
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: you have some carpeted kiddie tower. Whatever it is you
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: guys have.
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: That's how I find my way home when I'm out
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: of town. I look for the light and I drive
• 19:32
  Speaker 7: toward it.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: But yeah, we were discussing, hey, we need to do stuff.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: And then Paul was like, I can't. My wife beats
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: me and keeps me in a closet. I think is
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: what you said.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: No, I said pushing me down the stairs.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: That does sound like her.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: I won't use her real name.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Did you install a staircase?
• 19:49
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: Out on me, man.
• 19:51
  Speaker 14: There's a lot of push presses and then throwing downstairs.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: We'll call her Ginny. Because I'm assuming she wants to
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: not be associated with either of our shows.
• 19:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're right.
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: So we already couldn't put that one together. But then
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: I had some other things occur to me recently. And
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: I was like, all right, I'm going to have to
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: come here and throw down the gauntlet.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: What the hell is going on?
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: Because many a year ago when we got these shows together,
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: and I was like, dude, you guys are doing a show?
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: I'm doing the show. Let's get our shows together.
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: Let's cross over and be one badass system here.
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: I've crossed over so many times.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Sort of. But let's do the math here.
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: I was almost a regular character there for a couple months.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: That's the issue I have. How many times have I
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: been on Power of Techno and Babble? Not including today. One.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: I went through and did the math.
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: There was actual calculating involved to figure out how many
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: times you guys have been on Movie Meltdown.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Would you like to take a guess?
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: Eight.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Nineteen episodes. Whoa!
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: Nineteen times you or Dave or you and Dave have
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: been on, and I've tried, Paul, but we couldn't.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, as we said. So you guys have been on
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: 19 episodes. I've been on one.
• 21:09
  Speaker 8: Screw you guys.
• 21:10
  Speaker 10: Well, you know what?
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: I've got to say, after hearing the evidence, he's totally justified.
• 21:14
  Speaker 10: You're right.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: We should totally stop this world record thing.
• 21:16
  Speaker 10: That's right.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Well, that's my other reason for coming here. I've decided.
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: I was trying to be Anakin and do the good thing,
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: but you pushed me to the dark side. So I've
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: gone full-on villain now.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: You're going to go slay some sand people.
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: No, I'm going to spend the rest of this weekend
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: trying to completely tear this thing apart.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: You'll see me over creeping in the corner, unplugging shit.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: All you've got to do is hit that button.
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: Everything is going through that one power strip right there.
• 21:43
  Speaker 6: I'm going to be standing in front of a camera
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: so you won't have recorded evidence.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: You name it.
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: The rest of this weekend, you'll see me lurking about
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: with the mustache twirling.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Coming up with some sort of sinister plot to take
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: this down.
• 21:57
  Speaker 7: Can I give a rebuttal to your.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: You have one minute, sir. Okay.
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: You don't like to use Skype. And you have told
• 22:05
  Speaker 7: me several times, me and Skype do not... I said
• 22:08
  Speaker 7: I don't like it. I don't use it for my show.
• 22:11
  Speaker 7: But I'm not running your show.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you noticed that.
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: That's probably why you're having all these problems. But you
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: took it upon yourself to do it through Skype.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: That's not... So... See.
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: You get together in one room. We like to stay
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: in our comfy houses and not get in each other's grill.
• 22:28
  Speaker 7: That's true. This has been a very hard weekend for us.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's extremely difficult.
• 22:34
  Speaker 7: Nerves have been frayed. wills have been tested.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: As I've said.
• 22:38
  Speaker 14: Previously, this may be the activity that cures me of
• 22:41
  Speaker 14: all future activities.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 22:44
  Speaker 10: Entirely.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: We're not going to have anything.
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: To talk about ever.
• 22:47
  Speaker 10: No, we don't need to.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: We've just taken care of the entire, almost the entire
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: year of podcasts. We don't have to do any other ones.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: That's why I told you.
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: If you and I weren't doing a podcast together, Paul,
• 22:57
  Speaker 7: this probably would have been the conversation, the amount of
• 22:59
  Speaker 7: time we would have talked for the rest of our lives, actually.
• 23:02
  Speaker 8: Quite possible.
• 23:03
  Speaker 10: 40 hours, you know.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: But yeah, that's why you came up with this idea
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: and you told me about it. I was like, yeah,
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: good luck with that. That's not a good idea at all.
• 23:11
  Speaker 7: It's like walking your dog all at once. Like, walk
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: him from one state border to the other and back
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: and go, there, you're done.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Don't ever ask me again.
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: Well, Brian, I got the impression that you just did
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: not like the Skype experience, so.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's the best way to record.
• 23:31
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: But that's just me.
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: And I just, okay, I blame myself.
• 23:36
  Speaker 14: Hey, wait, quick question, production question.
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: Oh, production meeting.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Are you okay with Mark's feed store?
• 23:44
  Speaker 7: Yes, very much so.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 23:46
  Speaker 10: All right, that's it.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Get something for Brian.
• 23:48
  Speaker 7: Get something for Brian, too. I'll pay for it. Because
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: I feel I owe him now, okay?
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, more than that. I've been tallying it up.
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: I've got a running turtle. What do you want your order?
• 23:56
  Speaker 7: We owe Brian apparently $ 19. Sloppy Joe's from.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: You have to eat them all in one sitting, though.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: $ 19, 000. There, you are done. You are done.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: We don't owe you anything now.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: No, no.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: It's a grand per episode. $ 19, 000. I would like you
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: to donate towards our show.
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: You know, I like to think, sure, I've been on
• 24:21
  Speaker 7: the show over ten times. I like to think that
• 24:24
  Speaker 7: I gave you the gift of content.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:26
  Speaker 10: No, no.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: If you'll notice, we had plenty of people there, and
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: we would have yammered on just as easily. I'm just saying,
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: I wanted you to be there.
• 24:35
  Speaker 7: I think the last one I was on.
• 24:36
  Speaker 10: I wanted you to be there.
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: Oh, thank you, man.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: But I didn't have that in the other one. I
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: wasn't wanted on yours.
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: Again, in my defense, I've been trying to organize the campfire.
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: For such a long time.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know we won't let you touch matches.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: But nobody... We had our meeting. We didn't tell you
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: about it. This is why we do Skype.
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: Nobody will coordinate their schedules, you know?
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: Dave and Paul and other Dave all got together and went,
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: we do not want him near a fire.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: There is no way we're going to let this happen.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: I think it's true.
• 25:06
  Speaker 14: He's as competent with fire as he is with celebrities.
• 25:11
  Speaker 7: I didn't piss off Phil Tippett. That's a first for me.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Well, he's sort of the anti-celebrity, though.
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: That's true.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Celebrity.
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: Anti-celebrity celebrity. I pissed off Everclear and Hootie and the
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: Blowfish and Dom McLean.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: I've heard the Hootie story. Actually, I made you write
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: down the Hootie story.
• 25:30
  Speaker 7: Now, Mark Book, who's listening right now, he pissed off
• 25:34
  Speaker 7: Flock of Seagulls.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: I didn't do that. I had nothing to do.
• 25:36
  Speaker 10: With Flock of Seagulls. What did he do?
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Well, he did something because they stole his drum cases.
• 25:42
  Speaker 10: So he did.
• 25:43
  Speaker 7: Something to provoke that.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Mark's a trouble maker. If you remember, I worked with Mark.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: He's a button pusher right there. He likes mixing it up,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: that book character.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 25:56
  Speaker 7: I think my favorite thing he did, we were playing
• 25:58
  Speaker 7: at Headliners and some celebrity band was playing after us.
• 26:04
  Speaker 7: And Mark asked, hey, can I play on your drum
• 26:06
  Speaker 7: kit while we open for you? And the guy was like,
• 26:09
  Speaker 7: I can't remember who it was. He was like, nah,
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: I think I'm going to be a rock star tonight.
• 26:12
  Speaker 14: So.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: And that band was Rush.
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: It was quite a drum kit. I mean, he really,
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: no wonder he wanted to play. Anyone would have gone.
• 26:21
  Speaker 7: It was like jungle bars and monkey bars and stuff
• 26:24
  Speaker 7: in there, man.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, hey, Paul.
• 26:27
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: You missed the figure of the hour.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, is it?
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, it's him.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: He's loose. We've discussed it. I don't know if that's
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: an attack on his character.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: You know, I had one that was also loose.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: That's what I said as I pulled it out.
• 26:42
  Speaker 7: It was a design flaw.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: It's that type of plastic. This fancy, shiny plastic.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and as it wears from where you would, you know.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Why were you rubbing your droid so much?
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Well, he was trying to get three more witches out
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: of him, you know?
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: The wine doesn't look like that. That's all I'm saying.
• 26:58
  Speaker 7: Hey, with every rub you do... the eBay value goes down,
• 27:02
  Speaker 7: so just be careful there.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: There's a little clock ticking away on the eBay page.
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: I'm seeing this dollar amount over, and it's slowly ticking down.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: The more you rub it.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's awfully loose.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Again, the tax on his character. But whatever.
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: He can pop and lock.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Pop and lock.
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: So, did you.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: See, that's what I.
• 27:27
  Speaker 8: Was making the answer.
• 27:27
  Speaker 7: I wish this was a visual podcast.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: That's, again, your own doing right now.
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: Paul is making the robot do something that would result
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: in a boy baby robot.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I gotta get a photo of this guy.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Good evening.
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: It's intermission time.
• 28:23
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• 28:29
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• 29:00
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• 29:37
  Speaker 7: Dave, I do not get superheroes.
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: Alright, yeah, here I was gonna play a Tower of
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: Technobabble promo, but you're hearing more than enough of these guys, right?
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: We plugged them non-stop this whole episode. So I say
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: we pay it forward to somebody else, and now let's
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: use this time to play something from our friends at
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: Night of the Living Podcast.
• 29:55
  Speaker 13: We're a show that is ostensibly about horror.
• 29:59
  Speaker 8: Booby bouncing from the running.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: That monkey was Benson.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: He had sex with Kim Cattrall.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Open your mouth so I can fill the void.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Rats are gross.
• 30:10
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  Speaker 3: So like what are we supposed to learn from that?
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• 30:26
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  Speaker 12: Who's Woody?
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: It's a wiker with a booty.
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  Speaker 6: It looks like Mike's jerking it over there.
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  Speaker 6: So as I said, we've been to the Chicago Wizard
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  Speaker 6: World before, so they've got quite a few. That's the
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  Speaker 6: difference with this one is it's not just in one city.
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  Speaker 6: It's something they've done kind of everywhere now. They've sort
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: of taken over. So you can go to wizardworld.com and
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  Speaker 2: You should definitely go. Come hang out. That's what we're doing.
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  Speaker 7: Hello, this is Peter Mayhew, listening to Movie Mountain Down.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: It's part of your problem, you know, you haven't seen
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: enough movies.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: All of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: And now, on with the show.
• 33:05
  Speaker 12: And you made me smile For a little while I
• 33:18
  Speaker 12: was falling in love And inside your.
• 33:22
  Speaker 13: Eyes All right, so... So, Brian, how's it going for you?
• 33:39
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Here at this.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Wonderfest, hmm?
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: Um, we're jammed back in the corner over there because
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: these bastards are over here. Well, we were discussing earlier about,
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: you know, you move in and you think your neighbors
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: are going to be cool, but then they're, like, out
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: in the yard making a lot of noise, like, throwing
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: frisbees into your windows and shit.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Hey, Brian!
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: Just saying.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Just saying. That's pretty much how it's gone. So luckily
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: I just left.
• 34:03
  Speaker 6: So that worked pretty well because then I wandered off
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: and looked at Jaws. So I've wandered around.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: And the rest of the show's been great.
• 34:09
  Speaker 7: I was told it was going to be the real
• 34:10
  Speaker 7: Jaws head and it wasn't. It was a reproduction of
• 34:13
  Speaker 7: the Jaws head, right?
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: You can take your picture with it. You got that going.
• 34:17
  Speaker 7: You know, there's these girls that had three little pug
• 34:20
  Speaker 7: dogs and they put the pug dogs inside the Jaws mountain.
• 34:24
  Speaker 10: Got a picture of that.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: That is worth their money right there. I'm also taking
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: a picture of the Death Star Droid.
• 34:30
  Speaker 10: Oh, no, I don't want it on Facebook.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: So what kind of.
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: Adventures did you take the Death Star Droid on, Paul?
• 34:40
  Speaker 12: What?
• 34:41
  Speaker 7: What kind of adventures did you take the Death Star
• 34:43
  Speaker 7: Droid on?
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, as a child?
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: How did he get so rubbed out?
• 34:46
  Speaker 7: No, as a teenager.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: And why is he so floppy?
• 34:49
  Speaker 14: Well, it started with him being buried about, you know,
• 34:54
  Speaker 14: 12 inches into the ground.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: You were a sandbox kid with him, weren't you?
• 34:56
  Speaker 12: Yeah, absolutely.
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: Because the kids down the street from me had that,
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: and they would take their, and like, see, this was
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: my mistake. I tried to be like, hey, let's be
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: friends and trade toys.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Let's make friends, yeah, right. And so then, like, I
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: took one of his, and he took my Han Solo.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: This was the original run Han Solo, not Best of
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: the Steves.
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: And so it was the big head it was the
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: big head I have to say I didn't like the
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: big head but you know I didn't know any different
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: at the time so yeah I let him borrow it
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: for like a couple of days or whatever it was
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: and they had a sandbox in the backyard and he
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: looked like he lived there the entire time when I
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: got it back I was just like mine I took
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: care of his you know it was pristine and it
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: sat on a shelf for a day or whatever I
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: did with it but like he took it out back
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: and like taped firecrackers to it I don't know I
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: was beat to hell when I got it back I
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: was just like Well, I guess we didn't lay the
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: ground rules out, so I can't really be mad, but
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: no more trading with you, buddy.
• 35:46
  Speaker 7: Are you still his friend to this day?
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: I did recently come across him on Facebook. I did not.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Was he covered in sand?
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: He would be like, I haven't talked to you in
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: 70 years. Leave me alone, you freak.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Something to that effect. I only assume.
• 36:03
  Speaker 7: So, you know, this is also Paul's first year here.
• 36:06
  Speaker 10: Out of the house.
• 36:07
  Speaker 7: He went to the dealer room. And, uh, we were
• 36:11
  Speaker 7: listening to him as he was going through and it
• 36:13
  Speaker 7: was like, um, It was like Robin Williams saying, oh,
• 36:16
  Speaker 7: look at this wonderful thing. It was really funny.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: It was nothing but a series of, wow, I want that.
• 36:23
  Speaker 10: That one's mine. Whoopee, a Zeppelin. Whoopee, a Zeppelin. That's mine.
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: I did. I did.
• 36:31
  Speaker 10: I sent you photos.
• 36:32
  Speaker 7: Oh, tell me about the model contest room.
• 36:36
  Speaker 14: There are a lot of them, and they're all almost
• 36:41
  Speaker 14: exquisitely done.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 36:43
  Speaker 14: There's a couple amateur entries that are obviously done by
• 36:48
  Speaker 14: little kids.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Hey, I put my name on there. Shut up.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: I saw yours was the X-Wing, wasn't it?
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but it was made out of, like, I stuck
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: some aluminum cans together and sort of bent one.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: It was like, X-Wing! X-Wing!
• 36:59
  Speaker 10: Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Don't upset the master.
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: Ben is now looking at photos of the awesome, awesome
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: models down in the model room.
• 37:11
  Speaker 7: Oh, and there's the pug dog in the shark mouth.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, that is adorable.
• 37:15
  Speaker 7: Come on.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Who doesn't want to put their pug dog in a
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: shark mouth? Wait, maybe that came out.
• 37:21
  Speaker 7: So, what are your plans here, Brian? You got any
• 37:25
  Speaker 7: hot interviews lined up?
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: As soon as this room closes, I'm ditching you guys.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: I'm free to roam the world.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: When does this room close?
• 37:32
  Speaker 7: Five?
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Is it five it closes?
• 37:33
  Speaker 10: I think it's... I think it is, isn't it?
• 37:35
  Speaker 7: I've lost track.
• 37:36
  Speaker 10: Oh, shit.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Boy, tell me about it.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: I've lost track. I was here for like an hour,
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: so it's crazy. Hey, how are you guys doing?
• 37:44
  Speaker 7: Hey, you know, I was going to ask you, have
• 37:48
  Speaker 7: you been able to watch the Game of Thrones at all?
• 37:51
  Speaker 7: Is that anything that tracks on your radar?
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you how it tracks.
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: It tracks as, man, that's a lot of hours of
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: stuff to watch that I do not have time for.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: It looks really interesting. It looks well done. That blonde
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: chick's super hot. She has dragons. I know all of
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: these things.
• 38:09
  Speaker 7: I don't know if you're into the sword and sorcery
• 38:11
  Speaker 7: type of stuff, are you?
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Dude, I live and breathe Beastmaster, alright?
• 38:15
  Speaker 10: Beastmaster!
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Beastmaster's in my veins.
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: So obviously I am on board with that type of thing,
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: but it's a lot of hours.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: It's only 37 episodes.
• 38:24
  Speaker 10: It's only 37 hours.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: You can knock that out. We're going to do 40
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: hours in a weekend.
• 38:29
  Speaker 8: What's your excuse?
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: I don't want to do that.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Once you start, you can't stop. I'm telling you. I
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: got to.
• 38:38
  Speaker 7: Tell you, can I just be a complete man here?
• 38:43
  Speaker 7: I don't know if you can, but all right, try.
• 38:46
  Speaker 7: The boob, Colton, is amazing for episode.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: I won't say again.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Two per female.
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: I will totally admit to my manliness in saying I
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: may or may not have run across a.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Few of them on the internet.
• 38:57
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: So I might have already seen a few snippets of that.
• 39:01
  Speaker 7: It's like, why do you watch The Wicker Man? Hand
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: to heart, why do you watch it?
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Because that song is awesome.
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: Now, what she's wearing when she's singing it or not
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: has nothing to do with the fact that that song
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: is awesome.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Just saying.
• 39:17
  Speaker 14: Corn rigs and barley rigs.
• 39:20
  Speaker 10: Corn rigs of barley.
• 39:22
  Speaker 7: I think you're kind of thrusting.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not doing it quite the same.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: No, I mean, you know.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: You work with what you got, right?
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: That was being sung while the guy was in a seaplane, okay?
• 39:33
  Speaker 7: I mean.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: That's not the same at all.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: He was dancing in the seaplane.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, well.
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: Do you think you're going to.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: This is impressive that I can even do this right now.
• 39:43
  Speaker 10: I know.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: We're on Death Star Droid, but you're doing what you're doing.
• 39:46
  Speaker 10: What hour are we on?
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: I'm more impressed that the Death Star Droid is still standing.
• 39:49
  Speaker 10: I know.
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: I'm going to use the force now and knock him away.
• 39:56
  Speaker 8: My dark powers.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: What did I tell you?
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: There you go. That was impressive.
• 40:05
  Speaker 7: Audio podcast that On two audio podcasts that will never
• 40:10
  Speaker 7: be seen.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: That was the funniest thing.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: It was all timing.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Keep in mind.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: The force.
• 40:16
  Speaker 7: Now, Brian, I knew you had a beef with us.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Many.
• 40:22
  Speaker 7: And that's why I want you to know we all
• 40:25
  Speaker 7: pitched in and we got you a little something.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: So, uh. It's not actually this.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: It's inside these. This is our way of apologizing to you.
• 40:34
  Speaker 7: A major award, a father and son award, because we
• 40:37
  Speaker 7: figure you're like the father podcast, and we're the little
• 40:40
  Speaker 7: upstart podcast that's going to get our hand chopped off.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Whatever you're saying, I'm playing with lightsabers. Hold on.
• 40:48
  Speaker 10: No, that's impossible.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Shut up, bitch.
• 40:51
  Speaker 6: Didn't you guys add your own later?
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know, that was just me growing up.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I don't actually steal your toys.
• 40:59
  Speaker 7: No, no, we got them for you. I got those
• 41:02
  Speaker 7: in 1985, distinctly knowing I was going to piss you
• 41:05
  Speaker 7: off someday, and I'd been keeping them ever since.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: You do know I'm a geek, and I know that
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: wasn't in 85. 96, maybe.
• 41:14
  Speaker 7: This is sleepy mouth here, okay?
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: I'm very sleepy. Nice try, but 96.
• 41:20
  Speaker 7: But please, take them with our compliments.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Did you like yell at you to get crap out
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: of the house?
• 41:25
  Speaker 7: We are having a baby, yes.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Get this stuff out of this room.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: We have a crib to put together.
• 41:31
  Speaker 7: Did you hear about the lizard?
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: You're having a lizard?
• 41:34
  Speaker 10: No.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: That is way better than a baby.
• 41:35
  Speaker 10: I know, I know. Well, it's a lizard baby.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: I keep trying to get.
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: People to have puppies instead of babies, but they always
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: go for babies.
• 41:42
  Speaker 7: I keep giving my wife eggs, telling her to strip
• 41:44
  Speaker 7: naked and walk into the fire, and she Do it.
• 41:47
  Speaker 7: But you haven't seen Game of Thrones, so that makes
• 41:48
  Speaker 7: no sense to you at all.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Either way, it works. I've watched a video kind of
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: like that before, if that helps. It has nothing to
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: do with Game of Thrones. It's the internet.
• 41:58
  Speaker 7: Maybe you with Game of Thrones has been like me with...
• 42:01
  Speaker 7: Krull and Jaws and Alien I've seen all of the
• 42:05
  Speaker 7: 80's I've seen all of the most poignant clips I've
• 42:09
  Speaker 7: never seen these movies but I've seen all of the
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: major clips so it's like I've seen the cliff notes
• 42:14
  Speaker 7: kind of like you in Game of Thrones all the
• 42:16
  Speaker 7: best bits are topless so you've seen all the best
• 42:19
  Speaker 7: bits right.
• 42:20
  Speaker 14: There were some nice bits I'm just saying there were
• 42:23
  Speaker 14: some interesting moments of intrigue in the Game of Thrones
• 42:28
  Speaker 14: you know world what yeah intrigue intrigue suspense murder by
• 42:34
  Speaker 14: the way.
• 42:35
  Speaker 7: I've given anything off to here i'll let you you
• 42:38
  Speaker 7: can you can collect toys later you can collect these
• 42:41
  Speaker 7: after the uh.
• 42:42
  Speaker 14: Oh don't let them fall because those lightsabers will snap i.
• 42:45
  Speaker 7: Gave them toys okay you're not off the.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Hunt so let's work the other way now have you
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: guys seen.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Any movies lately oh movies.
• 42:55
  Speaker 7: Maybe this is another problem i don't The last movie
• 42:58
  Speaker 7: I saw, honestly, was the last Hobbit movie, and I
• 43:01
  Speaker 7: didn't like it.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I watched that.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: I still haven't watched it. Really?
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: I watched that recently, actually. Will that mic work? Oh, no,
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: not for this.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: We're double fisting. Right, right, I forgot.
• 43:13
  Speaker 7: I keep forgetting.
• 43:14
  Speaker 8: I saw X-Men the other day.
• 43:15
  Speaker 10: Oh, there you go.
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: We were having our X-Men discussion, so feel free to
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: add to it. What were your thoughts on it? Or
• 43:20
  Speaker 6: should we not spoil it for everyone else?
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: I don't really care. Go ahead.
• 43:25
  Speaker 11: I'm a comic book fan from way back, and A,
• 43:27
  Speaker 11: I really enjoyed it. I thought it was a good story. B,
• 43:29
  Speaker 11: it erased. Spoiler alert.
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: I think we already addressed this on our show, but
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: go ahead.
• 43:34
  Speaker 8: It erased X3.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: That's what I said. I was like, it got up
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: to two and went, now let's see. I'm Bryan Singer.
• 43:40
  Speaker 10: Where did I leave off?
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everything from here bullshit.
• 43:42
  Speaker 8: Choppy choppy.
• 43:43
  Speaker 11: And, you know, they had Kitty Pryde sending Wolverine back
• 43:46
  Speaker 11: in time, which that's not her power set.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: But you know what?
• 43:48
  Speaker 8: They erased X3, so I'm going to.
• 43:50
  Speaker 10: Live with it.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: But she's going like this with her hands.
• 43:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 43:52
  Speaker 8: See, that's not really her.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: So it's cool.
• 43:54
  Speaker 8: That's not really her deal, but again.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I'm totally lost.
• 43:57
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I know.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: Going like this. It's more like this.
• 44:04
  Speaker 7: But if she's a kitty, she doesn't have fingers. She's
• 44:06
  Speaker 7: got paws, right? So she was doing like, you know.
• 44:08
  Speaker 8: No, Kitty's got claws.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: She was.
• 44:10
  Speaker 10: I was kind of hoping she'd.
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: Do that pawing at you thing, you know, when the
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: mood strikes them.
• 44:16
  Speaker 7: Making some bread.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: Kneading the dough. Sometimes, you know. Whatever gets you through
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: the night with Kitty.
• 44:25
  Speaker 7: Oh, hey, you should check out the model room. Because
• 44:35
  Speaker 7: apparently I've been on Movie Meltdown way too many times,
• 44:38
  Speaker 7: so I'm.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Going to go take a pee break.
• 44:39
  Speaker 7: Way too many times.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Paul and I are going to stay over here.
• 44:42
  Speaker 7: While I'm gone, I want you to make up Lost
• 44:46
  Speaker 7: Time with Paul. Go over all the 19 topics that you.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Can go over with me. Oh, really? 19 topics. That's right.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: In the beginning, God said unto Paul.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: There could be only one.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: And he said, I don't watch movies. And the show
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: was over.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I watch plenty of movies. Unfortunately, most of them suck.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: They're really, really bad movies. That's what I'm a fan of.
• 45:16
  Speaker 6: Are you spiraling blindly through Netflix and just hitting the screen?
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: That can lead to trouble.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Well, but see, that's the kind of trouble I like
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: to get in.
• 45:24
  Speaker 14: Then you can't complain after that.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Mega Shark versus Mecha Shark. Have you seen that one?
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: I'm a shark to push kind of guy myself.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, seen that one. Oh, ah. Have you seen Grabbers?
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: I know of it.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: You've got to see Grabbers. You will love.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Grabbers, actually. We're going to put a picture of you
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: in for the Grabbers special episode. Okay. That's what we're saying.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely.
• 45:44
  Speaker 14: That's totally worth it. In fact, I might be able
• 45:47
  Speaker 14: to get a special someone I know to sign on
• 45:51
  Speaker 14: for that one.
• 45:51
  Speaker 8: Jenny.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: That Jenny character is probably up for it. I may
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: or may not have been talking to her earlier. I
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: don't think I... She may have introduced herself by her
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: real name, but we'll say Jenny.
• 46:00
  Speaker 7: Well, whatever.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Anyway, Grabbers.
• 46:02
  Speaker 14: Definitely, I'm trying to remember who's the guy that makes
• 46:06
  Speaker 14: the appearance in that.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: He's sort of the, he plays an alcoholic. I'm going
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: to go with Tim Curry. No, no, he would be
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: too old for this.
• 46:19
  Speaker 14: He's sort of, the character is sort of the heartthrob,
• 46:23
  Speaker 14: but man.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: It's going to bug me. I'll have to look it up. Anyway,
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: so yeah, there's that one.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: Grabbers.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Grabbers.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: And it's actually a good monster flick.
• 46:35
  Speaker 6: What era is this?
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, last five years.
• 46:40
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: I'm partial to The Burrowers. Have you seen The Burrowers?
• 46:46
  Speaker 10: The Burrowers?
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: No, that's a new one for me.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: We had, actually, J.T.
• 46:51
  Speaker 6: Petty directed it, and he was on the show, kind
• 46:54
  Speaker 6: of the coolest guy ever, and saw the movie, like,
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: after that, I think, and, like, was impressed by just
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: how good it was, like, It's, like, basically.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Sort of along the lines of, like, a Tremors sort
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: of thing.
• 47:06
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Only it's also set in the Old West. It's really
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: creatively done.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: And what's it called?
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: The Grab... No, wait.
• 47:13
  Speaker 10: I'm missing it here.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: It was... It's not like you've been awake for the last.
• 47:17
  Speaker 7: And the Burrowers.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I have no brain skills anyway.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, the Burrowers. So is it still, like, subterranean critters that...
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Something along those lines, yes.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: But they're very clever, the way that he puts them together.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: When was that released?
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Early 2000s.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Maybe 8 or so.
• 47:37
  Speaker 7: Moving into the later 2000s.
• 47:38
  Speaker 10: Grabbers, 2012.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: And the heartthrob lead.
• 47:39
  Speaker 6: Was Richard Coyle, who you may have recognized him from
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: the BBC show Coupling.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: That's not British, is it?
• 48:02
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: I don't want to have to watch British things.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, it's a British movie.
• 48:05
  Speaker 7: I have to put on a translator.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: I speak American, thank you very much.
• 48:12
  Speaker 10: American.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Hi, Jenny.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: And, yeah, anyway, so Burrowers.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: We'll find you a new name. What's your code name?
• 48:25
  Speaker 10: Code name.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: Jenny.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: You don't want to be associated with either of our.
• 48:29
  Speaker 14: Shows yeah you don't want to get involved with this
• 48:32
  Speaker 14: alright whatever you do don't marry a man that is
• 48:38
  Speaker 14: into this stuff you.
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: Don't want to get involved with this she was hooked
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: right there sucker let's see what else.
• 48:49
  Speaker 14: What else are you asking me or is this just
• 48:54
  Speaker 14: a general topic.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: I don't care whoever has seen anything.
• 48:57
  Speaker 7: Well, hey, last night we were talking to, like, the
• 49:00
  Speaker 7: biggest Godzilla fan ever. And I don't know your thoughts
• 49:03
  Speaker 7: on Godzilla.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: You for it or you against it?
• 49:06
  Speaker 7: What do you.
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: Tune in next week to find out.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: Ah, that's the upcoming show. It's the coming in the
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: near future episode.
• 49:14
  Speaker 7: Can you give us a taste? Give us a little teaser.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's lots of that.
• 49:19
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, and explosions.
• 49:21
  Speaker 7: Probably.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: A few explosions.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: And the sound of that sparking fire, you know, sound.
• 49:30
  Speaker 9: The.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Him sparking.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: His fire, it's not the old one that he used
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: to be.
• 49:35
  Speaker 14: It's like a flamethrower mixed with a... Like a lightening
• 49:39
  Speaker 14: or a big lighter?
• 49:41
  Speaker 10: Yeah, sparks.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. The crackle of sparks flying.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: It's not exactly the same.
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: They've changed a little, but I have to say his
• 49:51
  Speaker 6: new nuclear-powered blast is pretty impressive.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: So you did see the new one?
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: I have seen it.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, I haven't seen it yet.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: We will be discussing it at great length. Sometime in
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: the near future.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: And I think hopefully I'll see it before you all
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: talk about it.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 50:04
  Speaker 7: Did you guys? Probably not. Did you guys get all
• 50:06
  Speaker 7: the 19 topics that Paul missed?
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we totally did.
• 50:09
  Speaker 10: Oh, wait.
• 50:10
  Speaker 7: Covered it.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: Did you do your top five movie songs, Paul?
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Did we do movie songs?
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did that one, too. It was awesome. That
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: was a whole different episode.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Down in the valley.
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: If you would like to say, I mean, we've only
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: got two-thirds, so if we want to round out the.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: Set at some point, we can do that, but I
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: won't make him do it. Wait, wait, wait. You've got three-fourths. Well, no,
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: I already have the other one. We just haven't worked that.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: Into the episode.
• 50:36
  Speaker 7: Dave sent him a Towerbots top five song.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: So we can do Paul and Towerbots as their own episode.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: If you'd like.
• 50:41
  Speaker 7: Oh, I get you. I get you.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: See, you're thinking ahead. You've got to be thinking ahead.
• 50:45
  Speaker 7: There's a lot of carbon scoring.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, they don't have any copies.
• 50:48
  Speaker 10: Duplicates.
• 50:50
  Speaker 7: Oh, no, wait.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: So I wanted to hear.
• 50:52
  Speaker 14: The thoughts about the second piece of the Hobbit trilogy.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: You said you saw it. You didn't like it.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Was it the second or the first?
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Did you say that?
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: I didn't because I haven't seen it yet.
• 51:05
  Speaker 7: Oh, you haven't seen it.
• 51:06
  Speaker 10: Oh, that's right.
• 51:07
  Speaker 7: I saw the first one and I was like, oh, okay, whatever.
• 51:10
  Speaker 7: The second one pissed me off.
• 51:12
  Speaker 10: Really?
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: What was it about it that you didn't like?
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: The overkill of it.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: I have that in general.
• 51:18
  Speaker 14: Like just the scenes that were never in the book
• 51:21
  Speaker 14: that they added in just to make a trilogy?
• 51:24
  Speaker 7: The never-ending action scenes. But the thing that really pissed
• 51:26
  Speaker 7: me off more than anything was the dragon chase in
• 51:30
  Speaker 7: the mountain. You know? Like, up until the point where
• 51:33
  Speaker 7: Bilbo's talking to Smaug, that's all really, really cool. I mean,
• 51:38
  Speaker 7: it was a good conversation. It was good acting. But
• 51:41
  Speaker 7: then they do the thing where the dwarves sneak down
• 51:44
  Speaker 7: with them, and Smaug's certainly chasing them. I'm not going
• 51:46
  Speaker 7: to spoil this for you.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. There's a dragon in this?
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: There's not only a dragon.
• 51:50
  Speaker 10: There's a molten dwarf.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: For some reason. Which is ironic because it's giant. For
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: some reason, they were able. Are we going to spoil
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: this for you?
• 51:59
  Speaker 7: Should we not say this?
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: I have no idea when I'm going to get around
• 52:02
  Speaker 6: to it.
• 52:02
  Speaker 7: Okay, do you want me to tell you this? For
• 52:05
  Speaker 7: some reason, after 200 years that they were able to
• 52:09
  Speaker 7: stay away, they were able, within five minutes, to create, fill,
• 52:13
  Speaker 7: and build a 40-story tall gold molten dwarf that suddenly
• 52:21
  Speaker 7: melts all over Smaug, which was my favorite part.
• 52:24
  Speaker 14: It had hardened just enough so that when the cast
• 52:28
  Speaker 14: is pulled away... It looks very beautiful and shiny, but
• 52:32
  Speaker 14: then starts to fall apart.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: That's nice. Then you've got a gold-covered dragon.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: I've had this for years and years.
• 52:42
  Speaker 7: Now with Jackson. I went too far.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: I have one main issue.
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: One word.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: Editing. Why? Why did he forget how to edit?
• 52:50
  Speaker 6: If you go back in time and look at the
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: run times of his movies, they were like 90-minute movies.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: He knew how to make a movie.
• 52:55
  Speaker 7: I didn't mind the Lord of the Rings.
• 52:57
  Speaker 8: That's a fair point.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: No, they were too long to do.
• 52:59
  Speaker 7: Two Towers is way too freaking long. I was such
• 53:02
  Speaker 7: a fan of the books, though, and he was sticking
• 53:04
  Speaker 7: more to the books then. Now he's just throwing in stuff.
• 53:07
  Speaker 14: Well, now because there's some dude writing a check that says, oh,
• 53:11
  Speaker 14: we need a trilogy so we can parse all this
• 53:14
  Speaker 14: stuff out and sell action figures.
• 53:17
  Speaker 7: Why did trilogies become such a big deal?
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Money.
• 53:20
  Speaker 7: Well, single money.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Star Wars did it.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Star Wars did it. Was that it?
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they ruined it for everyone.
• 53:26
  Speaker 7: Because Superman tried to do a quadrilogy, right?
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: That worked, right? Well, we did achieve peace through our quest.
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: I mean, if we wouldn't have had the quest for peace,
• 53:35
  Speaker 6: how would we now be in this wonderful, peaceful world
• 53:38
  Speaker 6: that we live in?
• 53:38
  Speaker 7: And Star Trek did a sextology, right?
• 53:42
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: Where do you cut it off? Just the old cast,
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: and then do you count generations?
• 53:46
  Speaker 7: That's expanded universe. Oh, wait, wait.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: I think that's expanded you.
• 53:50
  Speaker 14: I wanted to, you briefly touched on something there that
• 53:53
  Speaker 14: I wanted to bring back.
• 53:54
  Speaker 7: Up that The quadrilogy or the sext trilogy?
• 53:56
  Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, no.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Go back further.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: I'm making up words here.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: The desire that we have over here to.
• 54:07
  Speaker 14: Make sequel after sequel after sequel, whereas over in Europe
• 54:12
  Speaker 14: and the UK, they'll do a movie and totally be
• 54:16
  Speaker 14: satisfied with that.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Even though there's plenty of room to do a sequel,
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: they are happy to let it lie. Is it because...
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: It's generally state-funded entertainment.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: Depends on what country we're talking about. There are no
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: sequels in North Korea. Then we can reference Godzilla. How
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: many Godzillas have there been in this year?
• 54:35
  Speaker 8: No, no, no.
• 54:37
  Speaker 14: I'm speaking more of movies from the UK.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, see, I think you're depending on that.
• 54:43
  Speaker 7: Well, the James Bond.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Well, notwithstanding.
• 54:48
  Speaker 7: Is Star Wars considered an American or a British film?
• 54:52
  Speaker 6: I think it still counts as American because it's all American-funded.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: But, I mean, that's kind of questionable.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's a mix of American and British actors.
• 55:02
  Speaker 7: You know what I think it might be, Paul? I'm
• 55:04
  Speaker 7: not sure British movies are original screenplays. Aren't they usually
• 55:09
  Speaker 7: based on novels, and novels tend to be more standalone?
• 55:13
  Speaker 7: The exception being Harry Potter, obviously. That might be my impression.
• 55:18
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Well, they definitely do this with TV, right?
• 55:23
  Speaker 14: Like, American TV will just beat a story to death,
• 55:27
  Speaker 14: you know, like.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Season to season.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: Season 12.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: And, you know, the BBC is like, all right, you
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: get seven episodes.
• 55:34
  Speaker 10: That's it.
• 55:34
  Speaker 7: That is because it's state-funded. I think movies are different.
• 55:37
  Speaker 7: Movies are a different animal. Like, they're a commercial venture.
• 55:41
  Speaker 14: Yeah, but there's just not as many sequels in the U.K., Yeah,
• 55:46
  Speaker 14: but there's not as many movies either.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: There's not as many.
• 55:49
  Speaker 7: People, maybe.
• 55:50
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: Mark Cochran, if you're not as many, period!
• 55:54
  Speaker 7: We have a friend in England, Mark Cochran, if you listen,
• 55:57
  Speaker 7: please text our Facebook and let us know the answer.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: We are a sprawling country compared to most.
• 56:03
  Speaker 6: I guess we also decided to make a whole bunch
• 56:05
  Speaker 6: of movies to go with.
• 56:08
  Speaker 7: Wow. T, you want to tap the computer, get it
• 56:11
  Speaker 7: back on?
• 56:12
  Speaker 14: I'm just waiting for some kind of hot food to
• 56:17
  Speaker 14: get thrown.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: At my face so I can throw some groceries.
• 56:20
  Speaker 8: Down my neck.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: Classy.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, boy.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: When's our Jerry Reed hour? Yeah.
• 56:30
  Speaker 7: You know how they always have Talk Like Pirate Day?
• 56:31
  Speaker 10: You took all the rambling out of me, girl.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: I would much prefer that because I'm sick to death
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: of a pirate nonsense.
• 56:37
  Speaker 7: How did that start? What's the deal with murder and
• 56:41
  Speaker 7: bloodthirsty pirates?
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: I blame that Jerry Depp bouncer.
• 56:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: Really? Like, did anybody care?
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Hardly his fault, though. I would blame Disney more than anybody.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but, I mean, it's so easy to blame Disney
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: for everything.
• 56:53
  Speaker 14: Yeah, but they've done some quality things, but the whole
• 56:56
  Speaker 14: pirate thing.
• 56:59
  Speaker 6: One movie, again, talk about one that should have stopped
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: at one, but kept beating the cash cow.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: Right. Because that first one was pretty entertaining.
• 57:06
  Speaker 7: Wait, what? Which one?
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: Pirates of the Caribbean.
• 57:08
  Speaker 10: Oh, right, right, right. It was entertaining. Yeah, could have
• 57:11
  Speaker 10: let it be.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: You could have left.
• 57:13
  Speaker 10: You know.
• 57:14
  Speaker 7: I would have liked the sequels better if they would
• 57:15
  Speaker 7: have moved to different seas, like Pirates of the Aleutian Sea,
• 57:20
  Speaker 7: Pirates of the Caspian Sea, Pirates of Lake Michigan, you know,
• 57:25
  Speaker 7: if they would have kept it going.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: To different places.
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: There actually were pirates on the ohio river it was
• 57:32
  Speaker 7: down below evansville there were caves in the uh shoreline
• 57:35
  Speaker 7: and pirates would hide out and as the steamboats.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: Are there gold in them their caves.
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: They would golden them their pits and and they jump
• 57:42
  Speaker 7: out and they ambush the uh steamboats i'm not making
• 57:45
  Speaker 7: this up this is true history you can look it
• 57:47
  Speaker 7: up on ancestry with.
• 57:49
  Speaker 14: Their long boats like what how did how did they
• 57:53
  Speaker 14: outrun the steamboats rocket boat rocket boat that's right Once.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: Again, he's making things up.
• 58:00
  Speaker 7: And that's why Madison has the regatta, because it's a
• 58:04
  Speaker 7: tribute to those long-gone pirate days of speedboats on the
• 58:08
  Speaker 7: high river.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: Madison, home of the rocket boat. Yeah, that's right.
• 58:14
  Speaker 14: Home of the regatta rocket boat.
• 58:17
  Speaker 10: Rocket boat regatta.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Hey, I just noticed we're... I just noticed we're coming
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: up on the hour. Do we have some stuff we
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: need to do?
• 58:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we've got to read a commercial.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: We just have to hit the split. Oh, my God.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: My head is kind of killing me.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: You should take a nap.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 58:42
  Speaker 10: I know.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: I really ought to.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: You should all take a nap at the same time. Well,
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: one of us has to talk. No, you should all
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: take a nap.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree.
• 58:52
  Speaker 14: Look at this yeah I definitely want to do that
• 58:56
  Speaker 14: before see later on tonight we are reading the Empire
• 59:01
  Speaker 14: Strikes Back can I let the cat out of the
• 59:04
  Speaker 14: bag Yeah.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: Hey, dude.
• 59:06
  Speaker 7: Sorry, go on.
• 59:07
  Speaker 14: We're going to read The Empire Strikes Back as if
• 59:11
  Speaker 14: it were a country western.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: Not a western western?
• 59:15
  Speaker 7: I've gone off of script.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: Not a western western. A country western. Like a country
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: western song.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: You let the cat out of the bag on that
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: like a long time ago. You were talking about a
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: week ago. You're real fast.
• 59:25
  Speaker 7: Oh, have we?
• 59:26
  Speaker 10: Wow, you actually listen to this? How come I'm.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: The one that's on top of what's going on.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: In your show? Well, for those who are just tuning in, right?
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: We're letting it out now. And last week. No, yeah,
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: so we're going to do that.
• 59:41
  Speaker 14: And I want to take a nap before that, so I'm...
• 59:45
  Speaker 14: I haven't been able to sleep.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: I try to take two naps between now and when
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: we started, and I have not been able to sleep.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: Your napper's broke.
• 59:55
  Speaker 12: It is.
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: So right now, I'm starting to see things on the
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: inside of my eyelids.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: You can clear the spot for the special guests.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, hey, there's dragons involved. There's dragons.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 7: Wait, oh, please, please, you have to come and talk
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 7: to us, please. I'm going to try to find you
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 7: over here.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: We didn't notice that you had.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 7: Dragons there, too. Please sit down.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: You've got.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 7: Okay, um.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: I need some help here. Special gift.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 7: We're actually doing two podcasts at the same time.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: It's the first in the world, isn't it? This is tricky.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 7: Right, okay. We're doing a world record attempt, and Brian
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 7: just likes doing podcasts.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: I like podcasts.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 7: And you're the first Game of Thrones person we've seen.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 7: Usually it's all kind of stormtroopers and whatnot, but you've
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 7: got little basket of dragons, like you just came out
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 7: of the fire with them.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 16: I got my baby with me.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 7: What's your name?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 16: Amanda.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 7: Amanda. And I take it you're liking the Game of Thrones? Oh,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 7: I love the show.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: What is it about?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 16: I just like that genre of fantasy.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 7: Better than Tolkien, would you say?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 10: No. No.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 16: I wouldn't say that.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 7: But you're not dressed as Gwynevere or Gwyndolin.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 12: Wait.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: What's the elf?
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 10: Get the book.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 13: Her name's Ginny.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 6: Galadriel.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: Well, you're not just as Galadriel unless Galadriel had little
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: baby dragons.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: She would make a good Galadriel.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 16: My boyfriend actually asked me to make this one and
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 16: him the Drago costume for Halloween.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: Spoiler.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 10: He gets killed.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 7: What the hell did you have for him?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 10: Oh, you ruined it. Yeah.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: It's a very dramatic ending.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 16: He likes that character.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: It's a very powerful character. It is.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: He treated you like shit.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 10: No, no, there's read the books.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 16: They actually love each other.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: You know what? I just realized my son, my moon.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 7: Hold it.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: Hold it.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 7: I just, this is embarrassing.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 7: We've been taught.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 10: I've been taught.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 7: I haven't slept for 21 hours. When you said Drago,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 7: for some reason I was thinking of your brother.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know why.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: I was thinking of the villain in Rocky IV.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: No, that's... Isn't that him?
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 7: Okay, I get it now. I get it now.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: Drago Malfoy.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 7: Your boyfriend is obviously a very big, scary, muscular guy.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I know.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: I was thinking of.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 7: Your brother on the show who gets killed with the
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 7: gold hat. So, okay, never mind.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to be known. I took the online quiz,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: and I am.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: I have a kinship with the House Targaryen.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 7: I took the same quiz, and I'm the Lannister, apparently.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 16: I haven't seen that quiz yet.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: I took a Cosmo quiz once. And how did that
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: work out for you?
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: Not good.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 7: Not good.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: I only took the quiz because they forced me to.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 7: So do you often dress up for these things?
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 16: I've been coming to this for five years.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 16: I've dressed up for two years, the past two years.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 7: Who did you come as last year?
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 16: I was Poison Ivy last year.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: Poison Ivy.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, remember?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: I think it was on your pockets. We're like, hey,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: Poison Ivy just walked by. Go back and look. Let's
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: go to the archives.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 7: And now here's where Brian will pause and go back
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 7: and insert from that time.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 7: I just had a cosplay question. You know, we were
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 7: talking about how people dress up, and we just had
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 7: a Poison Ivy walk by. A very nice Poison Ivy,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 7: I might add. You know, and we got the Stormtroopers
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 7: walking around, there was a Gorn. Why doesn't anyone ever
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 7: cosplay as the guy wearing the ping-pong ball CGI suit?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 10: That'd be a great.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 8: Cosplay, man.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 7: Okay, so do you know what you're coming as next year?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 16: Actually, I'm going to dress up again tomorrow as She-Ra.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow! The princess of power.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 8: Wait, yes.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 7: Now, is your boyfriend dressing up as the magical flying horse?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 6: No, he's not going to dress up He should dress
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 6: up as that weird dude with the mustache that hangs
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 6: out with him.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: Bo.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: Bo's an odd character.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's... I don't remember Bo. What does Bo look like?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: Google Bo.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 7: He was the.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: Bo.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 10: Is amusing.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: Is it Bo or is it.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: I think he's confused. Is it Bo as in... He
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: was the.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 7: Only guy in that whole forest and yet he.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: And he had his little... Mustache and his little heart.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: It's not a little mustache.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 7: He wore his heart, not on his sleeve.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 8: He wore it on his chest.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 16: It's like a Tom Selleck mustache.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 7: It is a Burt Reynolds Tom Selleck mustache.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 7: I think he was kind of a... I don't know.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 7: He's like a hag hag.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 12: Oh.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: I can't describe it. Oh, yeah.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 6: He's wearing that crazy tie.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 16: No one knew anything about it.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 7: Right, right.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 16: Whoa.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: Well, they look very friendly.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 7: Here's how you would explain it. Do you know how
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 7: in the Masters of the Universe toys there was, like,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 7: one girl figure? You know, Teela? In the She-Ra line,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 7: there was one dude figure, and that's this guy. So
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 7: he was the.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: And he just sat on the shelves and nobody bought him.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 6: Because there was always, like, 40 Eleven Princess Leias.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: And I was like, what? Come on, girls, buy it.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: Or at least boys, branch out.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: Something.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: But there would always be a bunch of Princess Leias
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: left behind.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: I had Princess Leia.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: I did, too.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 7: I had a Princess Leia.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: I was a well-rounded young lad.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: Wait, did I say that? I'm not sure.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 16: I haven't thought about that one yet.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 7: You know, whenever anyone cosplays as Princess Leia, they always
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 7: do the slave and the little bikini. I find the
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 7: Hoth Leia much more attractive. I don't know why.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 16: I actually made a costume for a friend of mine,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 16: her daughter, as Leia, like from the first New Hope.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 7: Did they do... Do the buns?
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 7: The buns on the hair?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 7: Got to do the buns. They look the same, man.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 7: Or you could have done it at the very end
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 7: when she's giving out prizes.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 6: With her aluminum foil necklace?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 16: It's almost the same thing. They just kind of altered
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 16: it a little bit.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 7: Oh, my gosh. Well, that's great. I've never met a
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 7: Game of Thrones cosplayer here. Game over.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: We're done.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Game over.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 6: I know another one if you want to start a
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 6: club or something.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 7: Oh, you do? Oh, okay.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: We're Facebook friends.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 12: Awesome.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: It makes it totally real.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 7: Thank you so much for talking to us.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 10: Thank you.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 7: If you want to take a free stuff, put it
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 7: in your dragon basket.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 10: Free stuff.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, tell us who your dragons are.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 16: I don't remember the name in the book, but it's Toothless.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 7: Toothless.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's right.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 7: She's cross-genre-ing. I'm just confusing everybody.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 10: Oh, my.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: Dragons, we get it. Everybody loves dragons.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 7: Hey, thank you very much. Thank you. Let's see. How
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 7: are we doing on time?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 13: We need to do.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 7: A commercial.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: Well, did we do the split? We did the split, right?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, I did do the split.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 7: Oh, you know what this means. Time to get another
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 7: figure out of the bag.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, figure.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: I've got to round this thing out. All right, so
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: one more figure out of the bag here, and we'll
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: round this thing out. What are we going with? Ah,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: see the classics.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 6: Hey, Sasquatch.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 8: Hey, Chewie.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: Not a Sasquatch. Okay, maybe. Space Sasquatch, at least. Normal
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: Sasquatch doesn't get this cool bandolier going.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 7: Now, is that really what that thing's called? Like, I
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 7: know that it's called a bandolier, but I only know
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 7: it because of Star Wars. Is that what they actually
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 7: call those things?
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Come on, man. Is it really?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 10: Yeah, with the.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: With the pistolas, and they're shooting in the air, and
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: they have the bandolier.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: Let's see how bad we can take these actions.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 10: I know.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 7: What's the English equivalent of bandolier?
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: Fanny pack.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 7: Fanny pack, okay.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Bullet fanny pack.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: Well, he's got a purse on his side.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: I need to reload. Oh, wait a minute.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 6: Zip.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: It's like a worst.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 7: It's like a Wookiee purse.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: Don't you talk bad about the Wookiee.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: It's a worse, yeah.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 7: Now, I know you buried your droid in the sand,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 7: which is kind of a euphemism.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: What'd you do with your Wookiees? What'd you do with
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: your Wookiees, Paul?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, I never used Chewie as his character.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: He was always a monster that, you know, attacked the villagers.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 10: You're doing.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: It.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: You're trying to revoke your Star Wars story. No, no, no.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 14: I mean, I enjoyed the movies, but, you know, playtime
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 14: was playtime. It was about inventing stories, right?
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 12: So.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it depends. Some kids get hardcore about
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: this stuff.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 7: The Yeti attack.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Well, he wouldn't play with them if they died in
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: the movie.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: That is true.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 10: I mean, that's a little too hardcore.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: You're very special.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 7: I was a weird kid. But that's why my Greedo
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 7: is in prestigious shape.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: Can't touch him. I'll die like he did.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 7: Maybe that's why.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: Or grow really impressive breasts. I feel like I'm playing
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: with a dead corpse.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 7: If I do that, it's... Do you need to take
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 7: this picture?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 7: Well, Movie Meltdown, it's been fun being on for number 20.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 10: Movie Meltdown. It's, yeah.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: Number one.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: Number 20, number one. I'm only counting his. I'm taking
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: points off for both of you guys.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 7: Oh, that's awesome. Well, uh.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 7: Uh... Uh.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: Damn, where is it?
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 7: There we are.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: Touchdown. Damn, Wookie. Or he surrenders.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 7: I don't know. Chewie never surrenders. Well, you haven't seen
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 7: Episode 7. Maybe that's the whole plot. Maybe because Chewie surrenders,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 7: that's what brings it out.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 6: Maybe I've made a pilgrimage across the country to break
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 6: into Lucasfilm.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 7: How do you feel having the Mark Hamill, the Carrie Fisher,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 7: the back end?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: Do we really want to get in here? This is
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: like another hour right here. I'm not surprised.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 7: Are you happy?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: Depends on how it turns out. Do I think it's a.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 10: Lazy move on their part?
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 10: Really?
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 7: I thought it would be.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 6: You have this opportunity to now do whatever you want.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 6: To take the universe that you built.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: But that's what he wanted to do.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 8: And go off.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 13: He who?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: The guy who quit? Jar Jar Abrams.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: He didn't create this universe.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 6: So he's now taking somebody else's universe, and he can
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 6: do whatever he wants with it, but instead he's just
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 6: going to beat the horse that is already sitting underneath him.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: I think it would have been way cooler for him
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: to just sort of venture off on his own. But
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: do I like those characters? Do I like those actors?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: I'll be glad to see them back. This is the bridge.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 7: This is the Star Trek generation of Star Wars.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: Does that mean they're going to crash the Millennium Falcon
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: into a planet? Because I'd watch that.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: Maybe.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 6: I would feel sad, but it'd be pretty awesome.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 14: Anything crashing into a planet. The more precious the item,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 14: the more interesting it is to watch.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: That's kind of the only reason to watch that.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 6: Because that scene goes on for like ten minutes of
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 6: them just crashing through dirt and trees.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: And Malcolm McDowell going, whoo!
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 11: I think my favorite is the Enterprise self-destruct in Search
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 11: for Spock. That is an incredibly painful way to destroy
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 11: your ship. I mean, all you've got to do is
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 11: crash the antimatter. No, they have the stations blowing up
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 11: and the bridge blowing apart and people being blown out
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 11: of the hatches.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 8: Damn, that's a punishing self-destruct.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 6: I just like that there's a function. I built that
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 6: into my home as well. It's just like, house self-destruct,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 6: five minutes.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 7: You know what it reminds me of? The very last
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 7: episode of Little House on the Prairie.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: They blowed up the.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 8: Whole town, and I'm not kidding.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: You saw it.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Did they do that to.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: The railroad. The fight the railroad.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, to throw off the bad guy.
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  Speaker 11: And they figured, well, you bought the land, but you
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  Speaker 11: didn't buy the houses, so they blew everything up.
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  Speaker 8: They got TNT and blew it up.
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  Speaker 1: Did they take their possessions out of them, I hope?
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  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: They kind of stole the wagons and hid it.
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  Speaker 1: They got a wagon train.
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  Speaker 2: They're very, very meager possessions.
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  Speaker 10: They done moved on.
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  Speaker 2: That's pretty cool. Still doesn't quite rank up there with sledgehammers.
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  Speaker 2: The season finale of the.
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  Speaker 6: First season and the last season, in their mind, of
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 6: Sledgehammer tops everything because they got word from the network, look,
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  Speaker 6: we're going to get canceled.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, all right, let's wrap this thing up.
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  Speaker 6: So some terrorist steals a nuclear bomb and he's there
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  Speaker 6: to defuse it and he sets it off and blows
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: up the entire city with a nuclear bomb.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the kicker. Network changed their mind. They went, you
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: guys are renewed for next year.
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  Speaker 7: What are we doing now?
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: And they loopholed their way right out of there. The
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  Speaker 2: crawl comes on at the beginning of season two.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 6: The episode you saw last time was a look into
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 6: the future.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: Five years into the future.
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  Speaker 6: But now we're right back at where we left off.
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  Speaker 2: So we got five years of episodes to go. Enjoy.
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  Speaker 2: Loopholed their way right.
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  Speaker 10: Out of there.
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  Speaker 2: Really? That is crafty.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: That is impressive.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that's a good.
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  Speaker 10: That's not a good way.
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  Speaker 2: You've got to weasel your way out of this, man.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: It's okay. They got canceled after that.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: But I thought that was genius.
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  Speaker 8: Genius.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 7: It's basically like Poochie was an alien that went back
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 7: to space.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 12: What?
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: Where he died. Poochie.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah, didn't Poochie go back to his home planet and die?
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, basically.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 10: Poochie, Poochie, Poochie.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: Brian, were you a fan of Fringe?
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: I saw a few episodes.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: Did you enjoy them?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: I like Pacey. That's not the right answer. I like
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: Pacey and stand-in Julian Anderson.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 7: Oh, is that why you liked it so much?
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 10: What? No.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, it was definitely going for that vibe, but,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, it was.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: Very well going for that vibe. Yeah, the empowered woman, sure.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: Well, no, I was talking about the show as a whole.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 6: It was very, like, hey, remember they canceled X-Files?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: We can probably do something like that, right?
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 14: Well, yeah, it's like they took Fox Mulder out and
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 14: just made a show with Scully, right?
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: But X-Files was ripped off from a show, so it's like, yeah.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: It's like they ripped, I mean.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 14: See, these two guys have not seen it, have not
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 14: watched it, and I was such a huge fan of
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 14: that show.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: It ended poorly.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 7: It's on my list.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: It ended poorly.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 7: So it's basically like Lost and Battlestar Galactica, right?
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 8: No, no, no, no.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: It's not the.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 7: A wizard did it, right?
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 10: It was a wizard.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: A wizard that was dead all the time.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 14: No, I think it just didn't have the same oomph
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 14: that it did in the first three seasons.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: But it just kept... spiraling out of control it kept getting.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 14: More and more chaotic and you're like whoa what's going
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 14: on here and then they reveal all this stuff and
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 14: you're like how could they reveal any more and they
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 14: reveal more.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 6: You know well a little I saw of it as
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 6: the extra years went on because I watched a sent
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 6: him out that first season and then just got i
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 6: don't know i ended up.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: Doing something else that night or whatever but like i.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 7: Just lost track yeah but.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 6: Every time i would kind of tune back in and
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 6: be like okay this has gotten way crazier like.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah up the ante that was like me and.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 7: How i met your mother that's the exact same scenario
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 7: i went through i was i.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 15: Just kind of got busy on that night what was
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 15: good about it though were the characters were actually enjoyable
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 15: like the um Walter, who plays the mad scientist guy, right?
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's doing LSD.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 10: He was pretty good.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: He's doing mind control experiments. I mean, it was fun.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: But then, you know, it got confusing with Walter and it.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: As those crazy plot lines.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: Those J.J. Abrams twists.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: They do that. It's a twist.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 7: How many seasons of it should I watch? When should
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 7: I stop?
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: When does the doggit show up?
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 14: I would watch season one and two and then see
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 14: how you feel. If you feel like you have to
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 14: go on from there, do it.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: Pursue it. I don't think it's a letdown.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 14: I liked where he wrapped it up, but you could
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 14: tell that just the quality wasn't there in the last
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 14: season for sure.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 10: Anyway.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: Have we rounded out this episode?
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 7: Time to sign off. Wow, yeah.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: I'm going to wrap this one up.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 8: Oh, you don't have the guts to go another 15 hours?
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 6: No, I have the brains to avoid doing that.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 8: Hang on, I've got to drop the mic.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: I already went off on your show.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 6: You just missed it.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: That's why I recorded it for you. It's okay. Let's
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: play it back now. He's going to mail it to
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: you every day.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 7: He's going to mail a piece of my podcast to
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 7: me every week.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: Here's your microphone. Oh, I found this cable.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: So sad.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: Alright, I've got sense enough to get out of here, so...
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: Thanks for listening.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 7: Are you going to do your movie Meltdown sign out?
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 7: Come on.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: You do it.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 7: Do the official. This has been Brian.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: You're doing it so wrong.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 7: Thanks for listening to the movie Meltdown. This is TheOddityStudios.com.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 7: Sarah McLaughlin crying because podcasts are not being given good homes.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: I'm Brian.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 8: And I love the Tower of Technobamble.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: Bing, bing.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: Here's what kills me.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 6: He actually got my website right.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: But he can't remember your all's phone number. It's impossible.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 10: It's true. Do that math. None of it makes sense.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 6: You're not on my show, but you got the website
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 6: that I don't even use right.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 7: Look, I've been on 19 times. I'm the equivalent of
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 7: a Skippy, okay?
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: I'm the, you know, early number one Padawan letter. Get
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: out of my kitchen.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 8: He's a cousin Oliver.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: And we all know what happened to Cousin Oliver.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 10: Nothing.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 8: The show just stopped. He went on living with him
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 8: in harmony.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 12: Nope.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: The dog ate him.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: Tiger.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 8: Tiger got a taste for human flesh.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: A little bit of rabies went crazy. Oliver's buried in
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: the backyard now. A little bit of rabies goes along
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: with it. Otherwise, that about does it. We won't return
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: next week. Same geek time, same geek feed.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 10: That's it.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: Thanks for listening.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 7: That's it.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: We love the Tower of Technicolor.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 10: Thank you very much.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: Thank God I ended that part up.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 10: You are what they're feeding on.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 12: So what are you gonna do when.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 10: The world don't orbit around you?
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 12: Ain't it fun living in the real world? Be it all.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 6: Alone Where you from?
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 12: You might be the one who's running things Well, you
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 12: can ring anybody's bell and get what you want You see,
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 12: it's easy to ignore trouble.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 10: When you're living in a bubble.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 12: So what are you gonna do when the world don't
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 12: open up around you? So what are you gonna do
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 12: when nobody wants to fool with you?
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 15: Ain't it funny?
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 10: Ain't it good being all alone?
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 12: Ain't it good to be on your own? Ain't it fun?
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 10: You can't count on no one.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 12: Ain't it good to be on your own?
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 10: Ain't it fun?
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 12: You can't count on no one.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 10: Ain't it fun living in the real world?
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 12: Don't go crying to your mama cause you're on your
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 12: own in the real world. Don't go crying to your
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 12: mama cause you're on your own in the real world.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 12: Don't go crying to your.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 10: Mama cause you're on your own in the real world.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 12: Crying to your mama Cause you're on your own Ain't
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 12: no real world Ain't it fun, ain't it fun Baby
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 12: now you're one of us Ain't it fun, ain't it
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 12: fun Ain't it fun Ain't it fun Living in the
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 12: real world.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 15: Ain't it good when it comes to you.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 12: Don't go crying to your mama, cause you're on your
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 12: own in the real world. Don't go crying to your mama,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 12: cause you're on your own in the real.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: World. Well, that killed some time for you. He got
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: that going for you.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely. Thank God.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 7: Thanks.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: Now you're going to.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 7: Be behind the sea shenanigans on the Tower of Technicolor.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 7: As Brian and us glare at each other for the
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 7: next five hours.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: Until I totally dismantle this bullshit.
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• 1:23:33
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• 1:23:36
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• 1:23:39
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• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: Talk hard!