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Free sauce for meetups! Adam Curry. It's Thursday, October 29th,
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2026. This is your award-winning GiveOnation Media Assassination Episode 1916.
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This is No Agenda. This is No Agenda. In the
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morning, coming to you from the heart of the Texas
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Hill Country, Fredericksburg, Texas, once again in FEMA, region number
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six. It is time for the final edition of the
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No Agenda Show. We are happy to see all the
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trolls here, and joining us in just 70 seconds from
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now, Andrew Horowitz. Thank you. Once again, it's time for
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the show that has no jingles, no commercials, no music,
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no talent, and most certainly no agenda. No agenda. Produced
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on a Skype-a-phonic transcontinental connection, it's the ultimate oral friends
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with benefits. No agenda. Two guys with an idea of
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putting together a... Agenda-less show. No agenda. Three, four topics
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once a week, but 40 minutes is pretty much... We've
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got no agenda. Exactly. We've got no agenda. You know,
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we've got no agenda, and next week we're going to
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have more no agenda. No agenda. Hey. You know, I'm
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getting some good response on this show, John. People like
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it. People are bored stiff. It must be. Yo, yo.
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What the heck was that? No agenda. No agenda. All
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right. That's it. You got anything else? No, I think
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that's about it. I think we're through. I think we're
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done as well. Closing time. Every new beginning comes from
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some other beginning's end. No! Please, no! No! No! No!
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No! Thank you, Leo LePuke, kicking off the very last
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episode of the No Agenda Show. And joining me from
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sunny Florida is the one and only Andrew Horowitz in
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the morning to you. In the morning to you, sir.
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Hey, how are you doing? How are you doing, Andrew?
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It's great. I don't know if I'm invigorated, exhausted. It's
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emotionally draining, but yet at the same time, it's a
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wonderful tribute. Yeah, you know, we had such a fun
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show on Sunday, which 95% of the listeners loved it.
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They really loved it. It was like some kind of
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orgasmic energetic release for all of us like ah and
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there was a hardcore 5% that really hates Jason Calacanis
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he did a great job he was so funny I
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thought he actually we called that in the old country
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the hungmacher you know he was leading the pack he
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would just kick stuff off and it was like you
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know we were all piling on it was it was
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cool it was like actually i changed the uh the
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chat URL. I'm like, I don't want those guys popping
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in because they had the same URL. Like, I don't
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want to pop them in today. Andrew, you worked with
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John for 18 years, I think, almost as long as
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no agenda. Yeah. 18 years. So I couldn't imagine doing
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the show with anyone other than you, this very last
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one, because, you know, you knew John, you had the
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same, I think similar working relationship. I could be wrong.
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Although you would send him, I think basically you'd send
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him, here's the show show up. Isn't that kind of
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what it was? Exactly. You mentioned something on the last
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show. You said, uh, I didn't really talk to John
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outside the show. That was our relationship. Every once in
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a while, he'd pick up if I called, if I
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got the number right, because he had several phones. I
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was never quite sure. Is the house phone? Exactly. Is
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the mobile phone working? I don't know what's going on
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right now. You just call all of them. You call
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all of them, right? And he eventually will answer one
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of them. Oh. I forgot. I'm getting ready to go.
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And I said, does that mean you didn't even read
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the show notes this week? But he was always ready
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to go and could get it going fast. But the
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relationship was 99%... at 9 o'clock that we started here.
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I got in the studio at 8.30 p.m., Yeah. And
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I left at 10.30 p.m. Right. It was the highlight
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of my week. It was fun. It was unbelievable. We
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did wild games. We did Fed and Crypto Limericks, Stump
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JCP, Closest to the Pin. We did weekly stockpitch. We
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did this thing called Old Codgers vs. the Millennials. Oh,
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nice. Old codgers versus millennials. We had all these old
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stocks, new stocks. It was great. So he was a
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great co-host, great partner, as he was with you. Because,
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you know, for what I thought was great, for John
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and I at least, he was willing to do anything,
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right? He was just like, okay, let's try it. Let's
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see how it goes. And if it worked, if we
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kept the idea. Yeah, exactly. Well, the thing with no
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agenda is that And that's why I really wanted to
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dedicate this show to the producers. You know, we decided
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almost from the beginning, I think, you know, when we
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figured out there was no way to make money on
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the show. Like, this is not going to work. People
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are not going to subscribe. Well, a few did for
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$5 a week or whatever a month. We said, you
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know, we can't do this unless we have people who
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will help us do all kinds of other things. And
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I've always said that when it comes to, well, we
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are obviously a comedy show. But when it comes to
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news and media deconstruction, we had more producers involved. than
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any newsroom, any newspaper, any nighttime. And it was more
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accurate. It was people with boots on the ground who
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were telling us what was going on, their own experiences
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from all over the world. And so today's episode is
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entirely to thank the producers. It was always your show.
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And I'm with you. I mean, the thing... He had
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all those different phone numbers. I would say, did you
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get my text? No. And it wound up I was
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like texting his house phone or something. I never knew
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where to text. I guess he used Google, Gmail or
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something. Oh, yeah, the Google voice. He had the Google
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voice. Yeah. Please state your name and John will maybe
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pick up. Maybe. Like, oh, that's not going to work.
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Yeah, it wasn't until he was in the hospital when
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he got a cell phone, when he actually had a
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cell phone. Because he had one, but I don't think
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he even had a working SIM card until he was
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in the hospital. And then I could actually text him.
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And then he wouldn't text. He wouldn't text back. I
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could see, you know, it arrived. He would call. But
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every Thursday and Sunday, man, he would always be there.
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Only one time, one time when we had a daylight
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saving time change that he mess up. Yeah. Only one
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time. The only time he missed with my show was
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unfortunately when I got the. Yeah, that was on a
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Tuesday. Yeah. It was on a Tuesday, and I'm like,
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where is he? And it was like 10 a.m. after.
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I'm like, you know, I'm going to call Jay. And
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I'm like, hey, what's going on? Well, he's in the
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hospital. I'm like, oh. Yeah. So that was the first
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go-round of his... condition and that led them there and
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yeah, pretty crazy. So while we're talking about her, I
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just got to thank Jay so much for And with
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Jay, I'm sure Brennan, their new parents, Jay got up
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at 3 o'clock this morning San Francisco time to start
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putting together the spreadsheet, all of the notes. It's overwhelming
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the amount. Healthy spreadsheet. A very healthy spreadsheet. It took
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an extra 45 minutes just to even get the show
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started. So I'm just thinking she was up for probably
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nine hours. Yeah, eight or nine hours she was working
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on it. So thank you, Jay. There'll be a little
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extra something in your pay packet this week for sure.
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Yeah, something in the stocking. Yeah, for sure. Brandon, of
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course, and I know Mimi was also there helping them
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out. So that is incredibly appreciated. So... You know, I
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was thinking about what we would do, and I know
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you brought a couple of things that you wanted to
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play, and then we're basically just going to, as we
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say in the old country, again, we're going to put
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the producers in the sunshine. We're going to shine a
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light on them, and that will mainly be done through
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music. reading your notes, which are, I mean, I didn't
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have time to read four or five before we started,
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and already I'm like, oh, man, this is just going
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to be amazing. Before I kick it off with anything
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else, I received, I think, 10 end-of-show mixes. We're going
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to intersperse reading donation notes, reading people's notes from their
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feeling about the show and just their – how this
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show affected them, whatever they wanted to write, basically. We're
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going to intersperse those. They're not all AI slop. Some
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definitely are, but it's really when you listen to the
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lyrics, you know, you can't AI slop that stuff. So
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people were writing lyrics, but also like Leo LePuke, you
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know, he put together. I love that with the. with
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the old clips from our very first show. So here
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is a sound file I received from the Dutch producers,
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many of whom have been with me since the early
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days of Daily Source Code, which started in Belgium and
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in the Netherlands. I need a Dutch, I need a
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Dutch, I need a Dutch. in the morning. Dear Adam,
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First countdown on Dutch television, later MTV. Then, at least
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for me, a source of sanity. No agenda with JCD.
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Years of listening on and off while hitting people in
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the mouth. Of course, out of love. Thank you for
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your courage. Wishing
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You all the best to you, your family and your
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gorgeous radio full frequency voice. And remember to always keep
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your God given free will and to exercise your own
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choice. Dear Adam, this is Sir Hendrick from the Utrecht
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region. I want to thank you for the earlier years,
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especially from 2009 until roughly Pizzagate. And I agree with
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you. I think we're in a spiritual battle, and I
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wish for you, as for me... to fully understand what
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the nature is of what we're up against. Take care.
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In the morning Hi Adam, Mara here I've been following
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you for longer than the No Agenda show existed I've
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been listening all through the No Agenda show for years
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You've been a big part of my life And I'm
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very happy that you found Christ And that you're following
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a new path And I will be following wherever you
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go So good luck Take care. And thank you for
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your service. Hi, Adam. David here. Thank you for your
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courage. And let's build back better. Hey Adam, this is
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Knight, Commodore and founding father of the No Agenda Stream,
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Marky Mump. You may kiss my ring. What a journey.
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19 years of weekly podcasts. You and John became a
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dear friend and a savior during the pandemic. I'm going
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to miss you on the No Agenda Show from the
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very first week of Amsterdam, way back, till now and
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in the future. Godspeed. Godspeed. Thank you. Yo, hi Adam,
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Sender here, the Netherlands First of all, thanks for all
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the work you've done Thanks for bringing podcasts to this
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world And thanks for showing... how big a shitshow the
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American politics is. I wasn't aware. I joined a bit
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late during Corona, but at least I enjoyed two years
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of amusement, entertainment, thanks to No Agenda. And yeah, it
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helped me get out under my rock. And now I
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want to thank you again. It's like I was used
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to splitting image, but then no agenda took over. And
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that's great. Thanks. Coincidence? I think not! Yeah. Thank you
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for being a friend. Travel down the road and back
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again. Your heart is true. You're a pal and a
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confidant. The lady... of the Lithuanian butt plug. Thank you
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for your courage. That's no agenda for you, everybody. A
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couple of housekeeping things. Yes, the noagendashow.net website will continue
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to exist. The stream will change. Void Zero is going
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to start up the Void Zero website. community radio, uh,
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which will be pretty much the same idea as, uh,
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as the stream. And, you know, he's always owned and
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operated what we call the troll room, the, uh, zero
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node IRC chat. And so you'll be able to readjust
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your radios to void zero dot stream after today's show
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is over a reminder that the individual people, of course,
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except for John, who was probably, you know, I think
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he's probably smiling right now. We'll be off doing other
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things. So the Dvorak family will be doing the Party
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Line, PartyLineShow.com. And, of course, JC will continue to do
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DH Unplugged, I presume, Andrew? Yep, yep, yep. And I
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have already been doing, we get to do this with
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Pastor Jimmy for over a year, WGTDT.com. And that will
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continue as of the 9th of November. We'll move to
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two days a week on Mondays and Thursdays. And Corrine
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the Keeper is also coming back. So we'll be plenty
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busy, but I think everybody knows and understands that no
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agenda has to come to an end. And I'm personally,
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I think I've always been... I always thought that I
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left my jobs at the right moment. This is the
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longest job I've ever had in my life. Also, Tina
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asked me, was this the most fun? I said, it
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wasn't even a job. I mean, if I could have
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at least eaten, I would have done it for free.
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It was it's been such an amazing, amazing job. And
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it's not just working with John. That's a big part
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of it. But it was really this enormous community that
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has been built around the show from coast to coast
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all around the globe. And. I'm hoping that noagendameetups.com will
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continue. I don't see why it wouldn't, but that is
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up to Sir Daniel. The I think Sir Brian put
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up meetup reports dot com Sir Brian with an I
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so you can upload your meetup reports there. But it's
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already obvious that, you know, just looking from the newsletter
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that went out, people are signing up to the party
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line newsletter and to the. that we get to do
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this newsletter. So I think the community is still going
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to exist, and I certainly hope to attend meetups in
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the future. And, you know, it's just been an incredible,
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incredible ride. I'm going to thank... I have a lot
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of thank yous at the end of today's show, but
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I really implore everybody to listen to all of the
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producers and what they have to say. You brought a
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couple of clips as well, Andrew. Can I just mention
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one thing? Of course. The enormity of your... of your
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audience, of your listeners, of the No Agenda Nation, you
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think Joe Rogan, you think Adam Carolla, you think that
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the All In guys have these people sending in clips
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and things? No. No. No. And if they did, they'd
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be like, what do you know? I always, you know,
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Joe would always say whenever I saw him, and I
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haven't been there for two years, I hope he'll have
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me back. Back again. When my book comes out. That's
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another thing. End of November. I hope to have it
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done. He would say, so tell me again how this
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works. Like, your fans send you money and say, Joe,
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they're not fans, they're producers. Yeah, but they're basically your
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fans. No. No, in fact, more people send in a
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donation with a hate note than you could know. It's
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the best business model ever. You suck and here's 50
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bucks. It's fantastic. No, they don't understand. They don't understand.
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And I know that I truly believe till the end
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of days There will be people seeing each other and
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throwing it in the morning out there. Knight and dame
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rings, ant pins will be worn, challenge coins will be
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flashed. It's just one of those things. But, you know,
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to me, it's like these people say, oh, why don't
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you continue and do an AI version or something like
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no. This is to me, it's the same as MTV.
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Anybody who was a part of this show, and a
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lot of people came in during COVID, You're part of
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something that you probably can't even explain to your grandkids,
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maybe not even to your kids. You won't be able
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to explain and just say, yeah, it was a great
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time that it was a moment in history. It was
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actually quite a long moment in history. And you know,
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you can't you can't explain that to anybody. But we
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will all collectively know. Yeah. I mean, like on DHM
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Plug, when we got the request that came in and
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people loving the shirts and all the things that happened
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each and every week with the limericks they sent in
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or they're guessing the stock picks and all that, all
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that that was going on. And then the... regular notes
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and letters, different than your show, right? Different than this,
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but how we've helped them financially understand the markets and
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we did what we could to explain it to them
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and all of that. Think about the... extraordinary reach and
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the impact you made on the world. So seriously, congratulations
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to you for all that you've done. And thank you
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because you don't get the thanks. I'm thanking you because
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you were a big part of, no, you were a
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big part for me and for the podcast world. You
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know, now everybody has a podcast, right? Everybody. We're a
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pod. We're a pod. But you get a pod. We're
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a pod. So everybody's got a podcast these days. But
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the fact is that that whole medium and allowing for
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voices to be heard, that's what you did. Voices to
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be heard from anyone and to provide anyone that opportunity
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is something that you should be very proud of. Well,
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all glory to God. And my book will explain a
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lot of this and how... My life has been steered
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expertly without me knowing it. So thank you for saying
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that. But I just believe I was the guy who
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needed to do that. I'm not super brilliant. I'm certainly
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not a great coding guy or anything like that. But
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I am. But I the one thing I've always been
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able to do is build community and. That was my
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plan when I cobbled together the iPod and MP3 files
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and Dave Weiner's RSS feeds with the enclosures. I knew
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that the only way to get anything going –
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was in a way an early version of no agenda
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community, and I know some of these people still, Andrew
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Grumet, still around, was if I made a show every
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single day for them, because they needed something to test.
20:12
They needed a feed with an MP3, and if you're
20:15
building an app that is supposed to... grab an MP3
20:18
file and do something with it. You need it. You
20:22
need MP3. We learned some crazy things. Back in the
20:25
day when we were all still on... Because we were
20:28
basically... I think I had a cable modem, but that
20:30
was maybe... maybe 128 kilobits per second. It was always
20:36
on. It wasn't really much more than a dial-up modem.
20:39
We learned that it probably wasn't a good idea when
20:42
you subscribe to a podcast feed that it then went
20:45
and downloaded every single file in that feed. That was
20:48
a bad idea. Like, hey, my Internet connection's all clogged
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up. It doesn't work anymore. I mean, really simple, stupid
20:55
stuff like that. But here we are. So a couple
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of things. If you want to just run through some
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of these, you want to start with Guess the Show.
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I thought we would just kind of throw out some
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old GCD stuff and all that. So I gave away
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a hint of it there. But the first one is
21:08
called Guess the Show. And the question for the listeners,
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what show is this from? Okay, here we go. Okay.
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Oh, hold on. That's the wrong one. That's the answer.
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I did this with John so often. You got it
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just in time. You got it just in time. Here
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we go. Guess the show. Guess the show. . Now,
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that's the show music I'm supposed to know? Yeah, that's
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the opening of the show. Let me listen again. Music.
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Is it a radio show, a TV show, a podcast
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show? It was a TV show, kind of. Play the
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answer. Okay, here we go. Okay. Hi there, I'm John
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C. Dvorak, and welcome to Cranky Geeks. Oh, of course.
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This is our new idea. Oh, man. We're going to
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put together a team every week, and we're going to
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talk about tech issues, and we're going to try to
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be as cranky about it as possible, and if that
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polka music doesn't do it for you, nothing will. Yeah,
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wow, I can't believe I missed that. The Troll Room
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also missed it. No one got it. It's episode one
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of Cranky Geeks, March 16, 2006. Topics discussed. MySpace has
22:25
a second-generation MyJournal. MySpace. Privacy concerns, online predators, and the
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rise of YouTube. Well, nailed that. Oh, Daniel Brunetti texted
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me. He says, it was cranky geeks. It was cranky
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geeks. I know it was cranky geeks. Ha, ha, ha.
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The other one is I wanted to pull up a
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– I looked back in the DH Unplugged archives, and
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I was thinking about what would be quintessential John. I
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remember John as just this – he always says he
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wasn't, but an Apple just – Not a hater, but
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a... No, he was. He was a troll. He was
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an Apple troll is what he was. And I wanted
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to find something that was – that would be kind
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of reminiscent of who he was. Now, let me set
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this up a little bit. This is the – this
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DH episode – DH unplugged episode 100. It was an
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analysis of Apple's upcoming iPhone release in March 2, 2011.
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But – It was right after Steve Jobs passed and
23:29
somebody had to take the range from there. So that's
23:33
the iPhone intro E100. The big issue, I guess, Tim
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Cook is going to probably do the introduction, don't you
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think? Either that or Ives, but probably Cook. But Cook
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is a dull guy by comparison. He doesn't... He's not
23:48
like Mr. Excitement. He's kind of like Jack Benny. A
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lot of the stuff he does is he has a
23:53
look. You know, he'll look. And... He's got the cadence
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down. People expect that from him. They've seen him enough
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times. They get him. They kind of know what to
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expect. They know his style. Cook is an unknown pretty
24:13
much. And he can't possibly have the... I mean, Jobs
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has basically been working on his stage presence since the,
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I don't know, the early 1980s. And so he's had
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30 years of it. And, uh, or close to it,
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what, eight, nine, ten, yeah, 30 years of this kind
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of thing, uh, And, you know, it's going to be,
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I don't know what they're going to do unless they
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bring in, I don't know what they're going to do
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because everybody's going to be boring. I mean, there's not
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going to be, even when Steve is sick, he's, you
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know, got more on the ball or more charisma than
24:52
these other people. I don't know. So if you had
24:55
a choice, if you had a new product out and
24:57
you wanted somebody, you only had two choices. You have
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two choices. I'll give you three choices, maybe. I'll give
25:03
you three choices of who could present this product, okay?
25:06
Assuming they all know the product, et cetera. You have
25:08
a choice of Steve Jobs, Steve Ballmer, or Larry Ellison.
25:14
Now you have Steve Jobs who, like you said, is
25:16
boring. He tells the story. You've got that look. You've
25:18
got Steve Ballmer, which you don't know what to expect
25:20
out of him at any moment. He can take all
25:22
the shirts and start flying across the stage. And you've
25:25
got Larry Ellison, Mr. Classy, Mr. Erudite, Mr. I'm better
25:29
than everybody. Yeah, that's an interesting question. I mean, for
25:34
a product like this, Jobs is the best at presenting...
25:41
He's got a weird way of presenting. It's actually kind
25:44
of hard to put your finger on what he does
25:45
that's so good. Except, you know, he's got a lot
25:48
of presence, a lot of charisma. Balmer has actually less
25:51
charisma, per se, but he's got more energy, that's for
25:55
sure. But, you know, you don't really, he's more of
25:59
a, his best material is kind of clownish. So you
26:03
don't take it as seriously. And he's always, everything is
26:05
the greatest. I mean, it's like one of these deals.
26:08
It reminds me of wine newsletters. There's a wine newsletter
26:11
company or a wine company in Berkeley called North Berkeley
26:15
Wine. And everything you read in their newsletter, it's like
26:18
this is the greatest thing since sliced bread to the
26:20
point where it's crying wolf. You don't believe a word
26:23
of it. And Balmer has that characteristic. Ellison, I've actually
26:28
seen him a few times, and he's... he's interesting because
26:33
he's more intellectual i don't know i think you know
26:36
but i would pick job jobs jobs jobs jobs and
26:40
jobs who is that nasal gentleman that was talking with
26:44
him yeah i know you both sounded kind of young
26:47
there man that was that was kind of weird And
26:50
my final clip, my final clip, yes, no applause needed.
26:53
My final clip is the last Dvorak goodbye from DHU
26:57
Plugged on July 14, 2026. I don't know what the
27:02
whole point of that is. I have no idea what
27:03
you're talking about. Me neither. You'll see these things. You'll
27:11
see them. Okay. I'm sure I will. All right. Until
27:14
next week, you're happy and healthy. All right. Same to
27:18
you. See you. Bye. Bye. Yeah. I had a similar
27:21
goodbye after the show. It's like, all right, see you
27:23
Thursday. All right. Bye. Yep, that was it. That was
27:26
it. Just bye. I know. That's all I got, sir.
27:29
Beautiful, Andrew. Beautiful. We're going to play a mix here.
27:34
Now, one of the... Someone who's been walking along with
27:38
no agenda for a long time is Agent Orange. Dutch
27:42
military has always had interesting insights into the war machines
27:48
around the world. Except he steered me really wrong with
27:52
the quantum dots during the election, during COVID. He's like,
28:00
no, there's definitely quantum dots. But he and the Dutch
28:03
military sent in their goodbye song to No Agenda. Thank
28:08
you.
28:30
You answered the call Why so weak You stood up
28:35
tall Rain or shine You took your host Through the
28:42
noise You held the host You and John Made the
28:47
world think twice Made us question Made us laugh Made
28:52
us fight A call became a connection A connection Became
28:59
a friend To the producers To the ones who gave
29:04
To the artists To the ones who stayed Stand and
29:12
salute The last show tonight Independent voices Still burn bright
29:20
The show may end But the fire stays We carry
29:25
it on We carry it on We carry it on
29:28
Ask the second question Hold the lines Brothers and arms
29:34
Across the airwaves A community Never just a crowd You
29:43
kept the show alive Loud and proud Not many can
29:49
say What you have done Almost no one Has stood
29:53
so long It has been an honor, brother It has
29:59
been an honor, brother
30:02
Every episode, every word. Faith. Faith. But it was her.
30:59
Thank you very much. You know what that is? That's
31:03
no agenda. The Broadway musical right there is what it
31:06
is. Another failed exit strategy from the Curry-Dvorak Consulting Group.
31:11
We were going to do the musical. We talked about
31:13
it. Yeah, it's great. We're going to do the musical
31:15
along with many other things. Shall we dive into the
31:17
spreadsheet, Andrew, and start thanking some people because it's a
31:21
rather long list? Yep, yep, yep. I will... Are you
31:25
ready, sir? Yes, I'll kick it off. Starting with Sir
31:27
Pursuit of Peace and Tranquility in the Lands of the
31:30
Red Clay and the Cherry Trees. By the way, I've
31:33
always loved all of the night names. He's from Midland,
31:36
Georgia. Comes in, holy smokes, with a Rebelizer donation, $3,333.33.
31:44
Yes! India, Tango, Mike, standby, 33, 33, 33, Rubbleizer, out.
31:54
I've always loved all of the, everything that... The people
32:01
put together, including the Rubblizer donation, is just phenomenal. In
32:07
the morning, he says, with you, Adam, please accept this
32:11
final donation of 3,333, which brings me to Archduke status.
32:15
Can't think of a better way to sign off than
32:16
a Rubbleizer out and a ChallengeCoin donation, title chains, and
32:20
JCD ChallengeCoin request. Yes, the Rubbleizer coins will also be
32:25
sent to you. Everything's going to continue. I apologize. for
32:28
this late note, but I haven't been able to put
32:30
in words how much I will miss John, his thoughtful
32:32
theories and keen insights. Life has just not been the
32:35
same without him since his passing. I never met him,
32:38
but will miss him very much. Condolences to you, Mimi,
32:41
and the Dvorak family. The JCD Challenge coin will be
32:44
a great way for me to remember him. Thank you
32:46
for creating it and making it available. That's all Jay
32:49
and uh, uh, yeah, From the... Now my brain is
32:56
all mush. From the art generator. It'll come to me.
33:01
Your rotation with Rob, Dana, Jason, and Andrew... And, of
33:04
course, Matt has been great. Thank you for trying to
33:07
keep the show going. I'll be praying for you and
33:09
plan to follow you and Pastor Jimmy on WGTDT. Keep
33:13
moving forward, brother. If possible, let me get all of
33:16
these lined up here. He wants some ants. We can
33:20
definitely get you some ants, JCD ants, although we're going
33:25
to have to cut things a little bit short just
33:29
for brevity's sake. He wants some mac and cheese. which
33:33
we have as well, always at the round table, your
33:36
mac and cheese. He wants a biscuit for his birthday.
33:40
Holy moly. Okay, biscuit. Got your biscuit. He wants I
33:44
love my truck. Love my truck And what else does
33:49
he want Backup to the backup to the backup I
33:51
hadn't heard the backup to the backup to the backup
33:53
Requested very often So we'll get those ready I got
34:03
ants. I got ants. I don't know if we had
34:16
ants. We had ant invasion. I was thinking if you
34:20
desiccated a big pile of ants and then ground them
34:25
to a powder like a fine, fine grind of black
34:28
pepper. We were having dinner and yeah, I got an
34:33
ant juice slave. can get used to mac and cheese.
34:37
Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Macaroni and cheese. Shatter
34:40
melted together. Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Mac and
34:44
cheese. They always give me a biscuit on my birthday.
34:47
I love my joke and I love what I a
34:50
backup and a backup to that backup and a backup
34:52
to the backup to the backup. Yo, got them all.
34:55
The backup to the backup. No one, by the way,
34:59
If you don't know what's going on behind the scenes,
35:01
folks, what Adam does, this is not this DJ stuff.
35:04
This is genius. I'm not kidding either. I run podcasts.
35:09
I got a whole studio here, right? This is beyond
35:11
the scope of a normal human being. It's unbelievable what
35:15
you do. Well, you say that, but we'll see how
35:18
well I do on getting all of these jingles ready
35:22
for everybody. I'll do my best. Are you going back
35:25
and forth? Are you going to take some? No, let's
35:27
go back and forth because then I have actual time
35:29
to set stuff up. Yep. Next one is from Mackenzie
35:33
Salito from St. Albert, Alberta, Canada. $3,000. Woo! Long overdue.
35:40
Yeah, unbelievable. Long overdue. Please dedouche me. You've been dedouched.
35:47
You've been dedouched. I found the No Agenda show in
35:51
a real time of need. I was hit in the
35:54
mouth by Richard Grove of the Peace Revolution podcast back
35:57
in 2008. In the years to follow, I found my
35:59
fear in hopelessness fade. I found more complex social issues,
36:03
easier to communicate, and eventually, well, armed with once again
36:07
healthy... amygdala, able to effortlessly defend myself from the noise
36:12
of the M5M. It's been an amazing ride with you
36:15
boys. When I'm on a long drive or a flight
36:19
off to work and I find myself alone in another
36:22
isolated corner of the world, there you are keeping me
36:25
company or comfort me to sleep like hanging out with
36:28
old friends. The loss of John is that, the loss
36:31
of an old friend, and I will forever miss the
36:33
feeling of camaraderie from the area of the show. I
36:37
regret not speaking up and donating earlier, especially when it
36:39
came to the Ph.D. program, as I obtained my first
36:42
Ph.D. at the onset of COVID from the Universal Life
36:45
Church, in case I should need to write religious exemptions.
36:48
It was the best. It was the best. From my
36:51
fellow Canadians. He he ha ha. And I absolutely cannot
36:55
miss out on the Challenge Coin opportunity, as it will
36:57
add very nicely. to my collection from my work in
36:59
the field. Thank you, love you, mean it. Jingle requests,
37:02
climate gate, boom shakalaka, little girl, and original karma. Roundtable
37:08
requests, simply a serving of mutton and mead. Amen. Amen.
37:13
And let me see if I can find the, yeah,
37:16
here we go. We got them all. We got them
37:18
all. To the gate, to the gate, to the... boom
37:25
shakalaka yay there's a million boom shakalakas where are we
37:34
Dame Mamacon from Sylvania, Ohio $1,500 and she says no
37:39
jingles no karma well thank you very much Dame Mamacon
37:43
R.S. Bagwell, Louisville, Kentucky, $1,234.56. You see what I did
37:48
there? Did you see that? One, two, three, four, five,
37:50
six. Adam, all I request is jobs. Karma, the original.
37:55
No Trump. I've done this in the past 10 plus
37:57
years and karma continues to come through for me. Because
38:00
of this, I'm able to continue my support for the
38:03
best podcast ever. in the universe. Cheers, R.S. Bagwell. Jobs,
38:08
jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. You've got
38:13
karma. Sir Aaron, Watsonville, California, also 123456. Thank you for
38:20
your courage all the years, all the time. JCD and
38:23
AC have held a strong... seminal influence in my life,
38:27
starting with JCD as a young lad in the Silicon
38:29
Valley ZD Tech TV days. A few years after 9-11,
38:32
then the years of questioning things in that time as
38:35
I was in high school. In 2007-2008, I found The
38:39
Voice. No agenda. I wasn't crazy. I remember back to
38:42
the 200.5 show, wanting to get so many friends engaged.
38:47
into it, but really hitting in the mouth was always
38:49
hard. We are an acquired taste. Shout out to Sir
38:52
Julian, Baron of the Santa Cruz Mountains. With this donation,
38:55
I'll reach Baron Hood, Sir Aaron, Knight of the Strawberry
38:58
Fog, Baron of Whiskey Hill, California. I appreciate this community,
39:02
the love, openness, and understanding. Let's continue the conversation and
39:05
keep moving forward. Thank you to Dvorak Thank you. To
39:31
the gate, to the gate. Music Wait, sorry about that.
39:43
Next, we have Alex from Bainbridge Island, Washington. Washington. 1,
39:47
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, $1,234.56 in the morning. I
39:51
hope this note finds you well. This donation of $1,234.56
39:55
is to honor the monumental benefit, the No Agenda Show,
40:00
brought myself and my family, but to the entire Gitmo
40:04
nation. First, allow me to give you, Adam, the most
40:07
deserved flowers while you're still here to smell them. You've
40:10
opened my eyes so much between the No Agenda show
40:13
and just as important, MoFax, MoFax, Adam Curry, an instant
40:17
bestseller. There is no monetary value that can equal the
40:20
knowledge that you have allowed us to explore. I'm extremely
40:22
grateful for that. Secondly, John C. Dvorak is an absolute
40:27
mensch. That's a good person. There is a mensch. It's
40:30
a mensch kite. It's a mensch kite. And it's still
40:33
heard in my house on a daily basis for hours
40:35
on a day currently at the end of the Obama
40:37
years, bitching about Earth Day and reporting all the mudflats.
40:41
Look out the window. Yep. Yep. Still there. Still there.
40:44
I have to regress and listen to the back catalog
40:46
in order to temper the emotions, knowing that there is
40:49
an... end for everyone and everything. And although it is
40:53
reassuring to know that I was able to be a
40:56
part of something this big while it was here. I
40:59
would like this donation to go to the love of
41:02
my wife, Allison. Ah, and the dedouching of our three
41:05
amazing children. You've been dedouched. Oh, he actually has three
41:11
listed out. Okay. Yeah, my son, Shepard, my two beautiful
41:14
daughters, Charlie and Edith, who have been listening their entire
41:17
lives. With 333-33 going to each of their executive producer
41:23
credits and the remaining to my smoking hot wife. Hey.
41:27
For jingles, may I please have Obama. John's chair gently
41:32
squeaks. And Dr. Kiki, it was worth it. Forever in
41:36
our hearts, in our homes, in our ears, thank you
41:38
for your courage. And rest in power, JCD. Alex from
41:41
Bainbridge Island. If there isn't need for a rescue mission,
41:45
when the world is threatened, the world needs help. It
41:48
calls on America. Thank you. And that's the story. Music
42:00
I tune into here The best media deconstruction While the
42:10
four-act chair Kelly squeaks Stories of lies and of I
42:23
got my flu shot a couple of weeks ago. Nice
42:38
little sore arm for a couple of days, but... It
42:40
was worth it. It was worth it. Crazy Dr. Kiki.
42:46
These are good. I like the old ones. Let's see.
42:48
I'll do these. I'll do three in a row here
42:51
for you, Andrew. Derek Winky from Clarkson, Michigan. 1221. 1221.
42:59
Nice palindrome. No note found. We did really search and
43:03
really worked hard on Anonymous, who wants to remain anonymous,
43:06
$1,175.23. And Brian Maddox from Plainfield, Indiana, $1,089. 33 squared
43:16
for the dynamic duo of Adam and JCE, truly the
43:19
best podcast in the universe. Thank you very much. All
43:24
right, we got Kelly Dalton from Tracy, California, $1081, $1,081.
43:30
In the morning, Adam and Dvorak family, with the sad
43:33
but bitter sweet news of no agenda wrapping up today,
43:36
I must show the value of the show by providing
43:39
a show number donation. Episode 1081 was the first show
43:43
I listened to after hearing about No Agenda on the
43:46
last episode of Unfilter, and I was hooked ever since.
43:51
Adam, thank you for all the critical deconstruction you and
43:53
John provided for all of us producers and prevented us
43:56
from being lost in the lame stream media's BS. Rest
44:00
in peace, John. Miss you already. If the table has
44:03
not been cleared yet, I would like to request Schnitzel
44:05
and Kirschwasser. At the round table. A Kirschwasher is a
44:09
booze. Isn't that the cherry brandy or something? I have
44:11
no idea what that is. No, a Kirschwasher. Schnitzel and
44:14
Kirschwasher. Extra hookers and blows away a plus. Yeah, yeah.
44:18
I wish to be knighted as Sir Kelmeister for Jingles.
44:26
Yak Karma for health and dating karma. And my favorite
44:29
jingle for going out with a bang, Noodle Gun. Looking
44:33
forward to the Party Line show. DHM Plug, Curry and
44:35
the Keeper, and we got to do this. All right.
44:38
We get to do this. Yeah, it was close enough.
44:40
I'm going to shoot in the face with my noodle
44:41
gun. You racist piece of shit. Oh. Oh. I got
44:47
my pasta glock locked and loaded. Pew! Pew! Pew! You've
44:54
got... Pharma. Love it. Sir Charles, Sandy Springs, Georgia, $1,052.62.
45:05
Dear Crackpot and the family of Buzzkill, thank you for
45:07
19 years of media deconstruction. I've been listening since I
45:11
was a teenager, and now that I'm in my late
45:13
30s, I think about what a different life I might
45:15
have lived if it were not for N.A. Thank you,
45:19
he says. Please play WTC7. Yes, a classic. Won't go
45:23
away. And a karma for me. I received a knighthood
45:26
during the 50% knight sale of Sir Charles Knight of
45:29
the Old State Capitol. I'd like to keep the same
45:32
name as my title upgrade. WTC7 won't go away. You've
45:40
got karma. I spent too much time searching for the
46:01
raw data. No help. No agenda. Help me remove that
46:04
frame and frame the media put on the facts. And
46:07
for that, I will be forever grateful. Context really is
46:10
everything. And the context you and John added to the
46:13
news will be sorely missed. But there's more you've given
46:16
me. I'm currently involved in the setup of Rabble Records
46:19
at rabblerecords.com, a value for value record company and a
46:23
podcast that is aiming to give life to go live
46:27
on the 29th. You gifted the concept of value for
46:30
value along with this and many other things. to exist.
46:34
I've donated before, but need to fix the fact that
46:37
I haven't come close to knighthood. Please knight me, Sir...
46:40
Violence. V-E-V-E. Surveillance. Surveillance. Surveillance. Surveillance. Surveillance. Silly me. If
46:46
that's not wordplay, duh, it's not. It's a raffle it
46:50
is. There will be no agenda shaped whole in a
46:53
lot of lives in which a minuscule in comparison to
46:57
the John's shaped whole in your lives. Did I read
47:00
that right? There will be a no agenda shaped hole
47:02
in a lot of lives, which is minuscule in comparison
47:05
to the John shaped hole in your lives. Thank you
47:07
for the 19 years. I wish you luck in your
47:09
path forward. And we'll listen on podcasting 2.0. Oh, yeah.
47:14
That's another podcast. I do. On Friday. I forgot about
47:17
that. Yeah. Common sense. MD of Dix Hills in Dix
47:23
Hills, New York, 1033. I know that. I grew up
47:25
next door to that. Yes, Long Island, along with 33
47:29
cents. In the morning, Adam and the No Agenda family,
47:31
this donation is long overdue. I've been a regular listener
47:33
since 2020. The immense value you and our beloved departed
47:37
JCD have brought through the media deconstruction has been nothing
47:40
short of essential. As an ER physician, we have so
47:43
many medical people looking at the world with common sense.
47:47
I found this. community comforting in 2020, and it offered
47:50
validation when it felt like few others shared those views.
47:54
Beyond that, the show has expanded my understanding of global
47:56
events and geopolitics, giving me confidence to educate others who
47:59
rely on single source narratives. I'm excited for the next
48:02
chapter of the show, and I know I echo the
48:04
entire Knowage of the Nation, hoping you drop in from
48:07
time to time to share your wisdom. wishing you all
48:09
the best in your next phase of life and thanking
48:11
you for everything over the years. No jingles, just karma.
48:14
And with this donation, I'm proud to enter as a
48:16
knight of the Noah Jenner Roundtable. Please refer to me
48:18
anonymously. Hmm. as Sir Common Sense MD of Dick's Hills.
48:23
To kick off the roundtable feast, I'll take some treehouse
48:26
IPA and a lamb chops, followed by mutton and steak
48:28
with a side of cream spinach and a bottle of
48:31
scotch. Do you know how hard it is to order
48:33
all these things for the roundtable? To finish it off,
48:36
dulce de leche cake. Cognac and a cigar. Wow, you're
48:39
a hug at the table, sir. You're a hug at
48:41
the table. You've got karma. That's great. Next is from
48:48
Anonymous from somewhere in Washington State. $1,024. Thank you for
48:52
everything. As this instant night donation rounded up as an
48:57
even two times ten to the tenth power, 1024, qualifies
49:01
me for knighthood, please knight me Sir Kilobyte for the
49:05
round table. I request rare ribeye steak and a polar
49:09
seltzer water. Yes. 1024 is a kilobyte, just so you
49:14
know. Yeah. I got that. Louis Burns, or Louis, I
49:19
think probably Louis Burns sounds better as a DJ name.
49:22
Tomball, Texas, $1,000. I've been listening for a very long
49:25
time. Would like to finally become a knight of the
49:27
round table. I need a solid dedouch. You've been dedouched.
49:33
Yes, you do, given my long time listening. I would
49:35
like to be knighted as Sir Buzz. of Greater Woodlands,
49:38
Texas. God bless both families. Thank you. Yep. RF Willis
49:42
from Palm Bay, Florida. 1,000 on the nose. And JNK,
49:46
so nothing going on there. I didn't feel like doing
49:49
the accounting. Many, my knight name be Sir R.F. Willis
49:55
of the Space Coast. My roundtable request is buffalo chicken,
49:58
mac and cheese and peppermint tea.
50:00
Thank you, Adam, Dvorak family, and all the cis admins,
50:03
jingle and clip makers, art generator, troll room producers, and
50:07
Doug. Adam, I will see myself over at We Get
50:10
to Do This. Nice. Thank you, RF. The Tim Man,
50:14
the Timon, the Tim Man, Tim Man, I think the
50:16
Tim Man, Wentzville, Missouri, $1,000. John Yoo and... JCD have
50:22
done so much good. I'm sad to see it end,
50:25
but you have caused me to donate. D-douche. You've been
50:30
D-douched. And instantite me, Sir Me, the Tim Man, 11th
50:36
Hour Night in the Vineyard. A drone again, please. A
50:39
drone again. Please. Good one. Good one. I may butcher
50:48
this. Thomas Makukas from Provincetown, Mass. Adam and Mimi and
50:53
family. One final no agenda value for value donation around
50:58
$1,000 so I wouldn't have to do the accounting. Please
51:01
knight me Sir Tom or Thomas. No pronounced Tom or
51:05
Thomas of the No Intermarried Guys. So I finally joined
51:08
the other half, Sir Jake or Jacob, of the Roundtable.
51:12
As a listener since episode one, I can still put
51:15
into words what 19 years, I can't put into words
51:18
what 19 years of the show has meant. Thank you
51:20
to you, John, and your families for everything. While I'm
51:24
sad we never get to meet John, I'm consoled by
51:26
three things. One, you're going to be a good one.
51:28
Getting John to laugh out loud with my donation note
51:30
about my experience as a summer intern living in a
51:33
tiny apartment with who is now Alec Baldwin's current wife.
51:37
That's episode 1717. Wow. I don't even remember that one.
51:41
Number two, both of us being in the small number
51:42
of people who knew John's true since in the time
51:44
of 2021 when we had dinner in Austin with you
51:47
and Tina and you were in the middle of the
51:49
night. And you spilled the beans and then you swore
51:51
us to secrecy. Yes, I do remember now, of course.
51:54
Yes, Tom, sure. And number three, realizing there's been five
51:58
years since 2021 and that enough of the excuse to
52:01
plan a trip to Texas if it convinced you to
52:03
to go to dinner again. Come to Fredericksburg. Yeah, come
52:06
to Fredericksburg. Come on. Wagon train to Fredericksburg. No jingles,
52:11
but how about prayers and then a karma? And if
52:14
possible, a final playing of the Gizmo Nation anthem at
52:16
the end of the show. show. Sir Tom or Thomas?
52:20
You know, I remember these, the married gays. They were
52:23
nice guys. We had a fun time. We were living
52:26
in Austin. I'm telling you, you guys would love Fredericksburg.
52:30
It's the die for. It's fabulous. You've got prayers. You've
52:39
got karma. Anonymous comes in with $1,000 from San Francisco,
52:44
California. You guys have helped me more than I could
52:46
explain. Thanks for everything. Please knight me as Sir Keeper
52:50
of the Keys. We shall. Dan, Nathaniel Twilliger. $1,000 in
52:57
the morning. I wasn't sure how to start this email
53:01
with anything other than condolences to Mimi Buzzkill Jr., John's
53:04
family, friends, and you, Adam. John was a special person
53:07
which touched a lot of people with his insight and
53:10
commentary going all the way back to PC Magazine. For
53:13
me, you'll be truly missed. I have been a longtime
53:16
boner and an intermittent listener who is making what is
53:20
to be first and last donation to the best podcast
53:22
in the universe that I ever listened to. I started
53:25
listening around 2012 when my friend Les Altman hit me
53:29
in the mouth at work. I would listen as often
53:31
as I could, and then we'd discuss the podcast on
53:33
our breaks. It's like a book club, I guess. For
53:35
five years, we went to do that. We would do
53:37
that until I started working on the railroad in 2017
53:41
and had to follow their rules on no electronics use.
53:44
I had to say those five years of listening to
53:46
you and John helped me keep a sanity in this
53:48
crazy world that sadly has only gotten crazier. I sent
53:52
a check for $1,000 to claim my peerage, my seat
53:55
at the table, and to secure my name in the
53:58
sacred halls of no agenda, supporters, producers, and nobility. If
54:02
it is not taken, I would like to be known
54:04
as Sir Twig Knight at the last moment, wandering protector
54:08
of unclaimed lands. And probably it's not taken, by the
54:11
way. And a final thought. Thank you to the Dvorak
54:14
and Curry families for supporting Adam and John all these
54:17
years. I bid all of you, the No Agenda team,
54:19
Nobility, and listeners, a very fond farewell. Twilliger Battleground, Washington.
54:28
Yes, and since we, I've kind of timed it out,
54:32
it's time for another end of show mix before we
54:34
continue with these donations. Just to lighten the mood a
54:37
little bit, this one comes in from the one and
54:39
only Baron Derineau. Baron Derineau.
55:30
In the universe, no agenda We're the producer, no agenda
55:36
We're at the next part No agenda will never really
55:46
be gone No agenda through us and we'll live on
56:00
Value for value, the only way Time, talent and treasure
56:11
come what may Only producers, no listeners here Artists with
56:24
style and pizzazz And of show mixes with razzmatazz Hoping
56:32
we still might play the speed No agenda, the best
56:40
damn podcast No agenda in the universe No agenda, we're
56:47
the producer No agenda, we'll rock the next part No
56:54
agenda, we'll never really be gone No agenda, through us
57:06
and we'll live on No agenda, we'll never really be
57:12
gone No agenda, we'll never really be gone No agenda,
57:17
we'll never really be gone No agenda, we'll never really
57:20
be gone No agenda, we'll never really be gone No
57:22
agenda, we'll never really be gone No agenda, we'll never
57:26
really be gone No agenda, we'll never really be gone
57:28
No agenda, through us and we'll never really be gone
57:35
No agenda, through us and we'll survive Connection is still
57:38
protection and we'll never be gone No agenda, we'll never
57:42
really be gone No agenda, we'll never really be gone
57:45
Let's keep the spirit alive No agenda, the best damn
57:57
podcast No agenda, in the universe No agenda, we're the
58:05
producer No agenda, we'll rock the next part No agenda,
58:29
we'll never really be gone
59:18
into the And thank you to you and Larry for
59:32
jumping in for those six shows when John passed away.
59:35
It was really awesome you guys did that. Really appreciate
59:37
it. We continue with our thanks, highlighting all of our
59:41
producers who wrote in their notes. Anonymous is in Novi,
59:44
Michigan. $1,000 sent in an actual typewritten note. Thank you
59:49
for No Agenda for everything you and John have done
59:51
over the past 19 years. I was an early listener
59:54
having found the show from the very beginning because of
59:56
John. I wandered away for many years but came back
59:59
in 2021 at a time when listening to the show
1:00:02
had a profound impact on a major personal decision in
1:00:05
my life. Since then, I haven't missed the show in
1:00:07
five years, though somewhat shamefully I've never been able to
1:00:09
do it. donated until now. I was heartbroken when I
1:00:13
heard of John's passing. Like so many others, I never
1:00:15
had the privilege of meeting him, yet he had a
1:00:17
greater impact on me than many people I've known personally.
1:00:20
I'm sending $1,000 as a small token of my appreciation
1:00:23
for John and for your dedication and the work the
1:00:25
two of you have done over all these years. Please
1:00:28
name me Sir TJ of the Four Sisters. Best wishes
1:00:31
to you in the next chapter of your life. life.
1:00:33
Thank you for carrying on the work you believe in
1:00:35
and for everything you and John gave to your listeners.
1:00:38
And in the handwritten here, thank you for choosing to
1:00:40
do God's work in your next chapter. Adam, JCD Challenge
1:00:43
Coin can be sent to the address below. Thank you
1:00:46
very much. Yes, sir. Thank you. Just over the transom,
1:00:48
Andrew, Patrick Stewart passed away today. Oh. Captain Picard. Come
1:00:53
on. Yeah. Sorry. Bummer. Oh, there you go. More bad.
1:00:59
Just keep on giving me more bad news. Next is
1:01:02
William Lyon from Oak Forest, Illinois. $1,000. Simply thank you.
1:01:07
Instant night name. Sir, thanks and goodbye. Round. See, this
1:01:11
is good. Round table meal. Cigarettes and alcohol. Now you're
1:01:13
talking. Now you're talking. Sir Fudge Fountain from Kalamazoo, Michigan,
1:01:18
$888.88. And he says, no agenda has changed my life
1:01:22
and the world. Eternal gratitude. 73s, the Kilo 8 Tango
1:01:27
India Yankee. Or for JCD and Mnemonics, Kevin 8 Tollbooth
1:01:31
Irresponsible Yuletai. Yes, 73s from Kilo 5 Alpha Charlie Charlie.
1:01:38
Of course, I got my ham radio license over 10
1:01:40
years ago after John got his... John was always just
1:01:45
a, what is the lowest level? I forget what the
1:01:50
lowest level is. SSB? No. I became a general, and
1:01:56
I just the other day renewed my license. So, yes,
1:01:59
thank you. You did the CQ, CQ, CQDX. Yeah, CQDX.
1:02:04
Yeah. The No Agenda Hams are also quite a lovely
1:02:07
community. I'm sure. and they can talk all times of
1:02:11
the night with a big antenna. Yes, sir. Wonderful. On
1:02:13
the 80 meters. It's crazy. Next is from Viscount Dude
1:02:17
named Jeff, Protectorate of the Land. Westlake, Ohio. Anonymous. Oh,
1:02:22
well, that just killed that. Yeah, no. Viscount Dude named
1:02:27
Jeff. Congrats on 19 years. We're looking over my donations.
1:02:30
I was $831.80 short of dukedom. This donation completes that
1:02:36
upgrade. I didn't take an Earl upgrade during the JCD
1:02:39
tribute shows. I will be looking forward to my JCD
1:02:42
challenge coin. Still waiting on the rubberized. It's coming. Challenge
1:02:46
coin is coming. Everything's going to be there. A little
1:02:48
backed up there. I'll admit I haven't caught the show
1:02:50
much since JCD passed. Adam, you and John taught me
1:02:54
a lot and added pieces of knowledge to my life
1:02:56
for which I'm forever grateful. I'm not sure how I'm
1:02:59
going to fill that void. Thank you for your courage,
1:03:01
jingles. Amy Garterdam. Goodman. Goodman. Amy Goodman. Goodman. Goodman or
1:03:08
God. Amy Goodman. Well, he's misspelled. It's Amy Goodman. Clip
1:03:11
inbound. I was just employed to read. That's all I
1:03:14
was here for, okay? And stay safe. Amy Goodman clip
1:03:18
inbound. There you go. Next up, Raymond Port. I know
1:03:23
Raymond from the early Daily Source Code days. In the
1:03:25
morning, $825. In the morning, my dear Podfather, forgive me
1:03:29
for I have sinned, he says. It is only on
1:03:31
the last day and the last hour that I will
1:03:32
try to make amends. Today marks the end of an
1:03:35
era, the last No Agenda episode hosted by you and
1:03:37
John in spirit, personalized today by Andrew. An amazing journey
1:03:41
which I've been a part of from the very start
1:03:43
19 years ago. The no agenda journey coincides with my
1:03:46
move from the Netherlands to Norway. Not sure what this
1:03:49
means for my future here now that no agenda stops.
1:03:52
The media deconstruction by you and John has forever changed
1:03:55
my view on the world. The media and twice a
1:03:57
week boosted a deeper understanding and unraveling of the shadow
1:04:01
world playing the high stake power cards game. Thank you,
1:04:04
thank you, thank you, X. What to do with the
1:04:07
sudden gap of two times three hours per week? Well,
1:04:11
I and many others have been through the AC podcast
1:04:13
closures before. Daily source code, MoFax, Booster Graham Ball, the
1:04:17
With Adam Curry podcast, name a few. And there's always
1:04:20
been a strong follow-up. There's podcasting 2.0 and having Curry
1:04:23
and the Keeper podcast restarted is fantastic news. And then
1:04:26
the big one. we get to do this podcast, you
1:04:29
move on to the God casting arena. This truly is
1:04:33
full circle. Thinking back to us meeting in earlier. October
1:04:37
2004 on the Dutch A4 highway both stuck in traffic
1:04:41
me listening to one of the first Daily Source Code
1:04:43
episodes and you recording one from your Audi A8 it's
1:04:47
true I was recording a Daily Source Code in a
1:04:51
traffic jam in my car and all of a sudden
1:04:53
this guy is honking I was like, hey, I've listened
1:04:55
to your show it surely was good God casting your
1:04:59
unavoidable future path presenting you the magnitude of the invention
1:05:03
later known as the podcast and the reach it brings.
1:05:06
No jingles, no karma as this note is way too
1:05:08
long already. Actually, people have been pretty good with the
1:05:10
notes, I would say. I decided to donate into a
1:05:13
knighthood to mark the end of the NA era. I
1:05:15
can't trace back many of my previous smaller donations. I
1:05:18
see no other option than to fill up from the
1:05:20
one I could trace back, so here's $825, kindly asking
1:05:23
to become part of the No Agenda Roundtable as Sir
1:05:26
Ray, Dutch Knight of the Northern Lights. All the best,
1:05:29
my friend, with this N.A. ending, which serves as a
1:05:32
divine WGTDT beginning. Love you, no homo, big kiss. Thank
1:05:36
you, Raymond. You know, we got, just to let you
1:05:39
know, this whole next generation, what you're doing, I mean,
1:05:42
he brought the Jew on for this show. You know
1:05:45
what I mean? Yeah, of course. We got the Old
1:05:47
Testament, the New Testament. We got it fully covered here.
1:05:50
Fully covered. Hey, I'm grafted in, brother. I'm grafted into
1:05:54
you guys. Yes. Yes. Next is from Commodore Earl Silverdude
1:05:58
of the Silver Dolphins from Eldersburg, Maryland. $818.60. As we
1:06:04
say in the Navy, when one is departing a ship
1:06:07
or duty station, fair winds and following seas. Best of
1:06:11
luck with all you do, Adam. And I'll take two
1:06:13
challenge coins, please. One for me and as a gift.
1:06:17
Commodore Earl Silverdude. Silver Dude of the Silver Dolphins. Matthew
1:06:21
King, by the way, Navy guys, sub guys, I mean,
1:06:24
we've had everybody work with us as producers. Matthew King,
1:06:28
$777.66, and he says he's donating two 388.83s, which is
1:06:34
that total, so I can see the front and back
1:06:36
of these amazing coins at the same time. I have
1:06:39
been an 11-11... Since August of 2017 with this donation,
1:06:44
it puts me over for a night ring, and I
1:06:46
would like the extra $1,000 to go to my beautiful
1:06:49
wife, Amanda, so she can have her ring. No need
1:06:51
to give me a night name as a king that
1:06:53
would be... As a king, that would be a demotion.
1:06:57
I was donating because I love the show, but now
1:07:00
I want something to remember JCD with. Lastly, I would
1:07:03
like to ask everyone to check out and support Josh
1:07:05
Howard's Dead at 17 revival number two comic on Kickstarter.
1:07:11
Could you please put the URL address in the show
1:07:13
notes? I will. It's a Kickstarter. Okay. Last time Josh
1:07:18
turned the big 5-0 on Monday, we'd like him on
1:07:20
the birthday list. Thank you, Adam and John, and proud
1:07:23
to say your brother in Christ. Matthew King, giving the
1:07:26
remainder of my balance to my lovely wife for her
1:07:28
ring. No knighting needed as a king. It would be
1:07:31
a demotion. You doubled there, but we got you. No
1:07:34
problem. Next is from Sir Lairon. And Dothan, Alabama, there's
1:07:39
so many cities that I never heard of, which is
1:07:42
great. Oh, yeah. For 19 years, the No Agenda show
1:07:45
has been my favorite source of $750. For 19 years,
1:07:47
the No Agenda show has been my favorite source of
1:07:50
entertainment and information. I miss John, and I will miss
1:07:52
the show. Am I going to be the most informed
1:07:55
person in the room now? Well, maybe, because I will
1:07:58
see you all at the No Agenda community at the
1:08:00
podcast mentioned in the newsletter. I am truly excited for
1:08:03
the future. future to come for you, Adam and the
1:08:06
Dvorak family. With this donation, one more time I get
1:08:10
to be a producer of the best podcast in the
1:08:13
universe and claim my title of Duke of a Little...
1:08:19
Chuck to watch. Chuck to watch. I think it's Chuck
1:08:23
to watch. Yeah, I think you nailed it. Chuck to
1:08:24
watch. Christ is king. Ray Martin, Dothan, Alabama, a.k.a. Sir
1:08:29
Lahren. Cody Blair says, hello, ITM, no agenda nation with
1:08:35
$744.66. It is with great honor that I make these
1:08:38
donations to achieve my knighthood, join the Order of the
1:08:41
Ants, and receive the highly coveted and incredibly bittersweet JCD
1:08:44
Challenge coin featuring one of my absolute favorite photographs of
1:08:48
the man himself. That's the salute. I've been listening to
1:08:52
Noah Jenner since discovering Adam through his appearance on Joe
1:08:54
Rogan around the COVID era. Ever since, the show has
1:08:57
been a wonderful source of media deconstruction, laughter, and perhaps
1:09:01
most importantly, a sense of belonging among like-minded people. I'm
1:09:05
incredibly grateful for all these years of entertainment, enlightenment, and
1:09:09
camaraderie. I look forward to whatever chapter Adam has written
1:09:12
for himself next. As a spiritual person who appreciates the
1:09:16
love of God and the teachings of Christ, I have
1:09:18
faith that this next chapter will be a meaningful and
1:09:21
fulfilling one for Adam, especially following the loss of his
1:09:23
longtime partner in deconstruction. Adam, you are one hell of
1:09:27
a guy. So, thanks for being all our partner in
1:09:29
crime. Speaking of JCD, it goes without saying how much
1:09:33
John meant to all of us. In many ways, he
1:09:35
felt like a fatherly, perhaps even grandfatherly figure. He would
1:09:39
go, hey! Although I'm certain he'd absolutely hate that description.
1:09:43
Yes, exactly. Nevertheless, he was someone I generally look forward
1:09:46
to hearing from twice a week, and his unmistakable wit,
1:09:48
skepticism, and occasional grumpiness will forever be missed. In his
1:09:52
honor, I've taken it upon myself to collect each and
1:09:54
every one of his books. So far, so good. I
1:09:57
even managed to acquire a signed copy of Dvorak Predicts,
1:10:00
along with... with several additions featuring some rather entertaining photographs
1:10:04
of John on their covers. What a handsome lad. As
1:10:07
No Agenda enters a new era, I send my love
1:10:10
and gratitude to Adam, John's family, and everyone throughout No
1:10:13
Agenda Nation. Thank you for creating something that has meant
1:10:16
so much to so many of us. It is an
1:10:18
honor to receive my knighthood as part of this extraordinary
1:10:20
farewell. For my knighthood, I would like to be known
1:10:23
as Sir Alief. Alief, keeper of the Sugarlands, for the
1:10:27
roundtable, I humbly request plenty of mutton and mead along
1:10:31
with a case of John's favorite wine. May our glasses
1:10:34
always be full. Love and light to everyone in the
1:10:37
morning and peace be with you all. Here's to the
1:10:39
next chapter, ITM. And thank you for your courage. Cody
1:10:42
from Sugarland, Texas. Very nice. Next is from Sir Smelliet,
1:10:48
Morristown, Arizona. I don't know if it's Smell-A-Lot or Smelliet.
1:10:51
Smelliet. Smelliet. I'm pretty sure Smelliet. Morristown, Arizona. It's been
1:10:55
691 episodes since I was hit in the mouth, and
1:10:59
it's been such a joy listening for all this time.
1:11:00
Thank you for everything, Sir Smelliet. Jeff Zaba, 68423, no
1:11:06
note, so I'll pick the next one up. Daniel Carothers
1:11:09
from Wauxhall, North Carolina, 667.66. ITM, congratulations on 19 years.
1:11:16
With this donation, I complete my damehood. Daniela. And I
1:11:20
started by becoming a member of the Order of the
1:11:22
Ants. Please deduce it. You've been deduced. My heart is
1:11:27
full of gratitude and love for the show that has
1:11:30
been such a large part of my life for these
1:11:32
past eight years. My now husband hit me in the
1:11:34
mouth all those years ago, and we could not have
1:11:36
prepared for the impact both you and John would bring
1:11:38
us, and me especially, especially. as I grew into the
1:11:41
adult I am now. That's kind. Your insights into media
1:11:44
deconstruction have helped inform how I navigate the world and
1:11:47
interact with the latest new sensations blaring from megaphone of
1:11:51
the Internet Town Square a million times over. Thank you
1:11:55
for your courage and many blessings with wherever the road
1:11:58
takes you. Stay safe. With love, Dame D.D. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. D-D-D.
1:12:08
Next up is Kevin Vogeltas. Vogeltas. $600. First, it's Dear
1:12:17
Adam and John. Well done, my friends. Thank you. What
1:12:20
a ride. What a time. What a wonderful thing of
1:12:23
art, talk, news and community you created. The best podcast
1:12:26
ever? Well, yes, of course. Undisputed, one of one. But
1:12:30
greater than that, certainly one of the best news hours
1:12:32
of all time. Certainly one of the best radio talk
1:12:35
shows of all time. What a joy it's been to
1:12:37
share all these hours with you over these years. Thank
1:12:40
you again. We're all so proud of you, and I
1:12:42
hope you are proud of yourselves. I hope you realize
1:12:45
what a special and important thing you've created in the
1:12:48
No Agenda show. Simply extraordinary. My wife and I have
1:12:51
listened for so many years back in the 300s. We
1:12:54
will miss you. My only regret is that my wife
1:12:56
and I had the opportunity to meet John at a
1:12:59
nearby... My only regret is that my wife and I
1:13:02
had an opportunity to meet John at a nearby meet
1:13:04
and greet a few years back. And we couldn't make
1:13:06
it that night. I wish we could go back and
1:13:09
fix that. So we could have told at least John
1:13:13
in person how just very special you both are and
1:13:16
were to us. Nevertheless, They say all good things must
1:13:21
come to an end, at least in our earthly affairs.
1:13:25
It is right and good that the worker is allowed
1:13:27
to rest when the work is done. Adam and John,
1:13:29
may the Lord bless his soul. You've certainly earned your
1:13:32
retirement. My donation... This week of $600 will finally put
1:13:37
me over $1,000. I'm sorry it took me so long.
1:13:39
Looking back, this is a small amount of value for
1:13:42
the enormous time, talent, and treasure you both spend on
1:13:45
creating the new Agenda show. I would be honored to
1:13:48
be knighted Sir Kevin of the Employment Lawyer. Adam? If
1:13:52
you're ever in the New Orleans area, or they say
1:13:54
they're at New Orleans, please email me or call me,
1:13:57
text me and my wife, Dame Rochelle, the debt-slaved emancipator.
1:14:03
We would be pleased to take you and Tina out
1:14:05
and show you the town. Okay. Sincerely. These little things
1:14:11
are not lining up for me. Kevin Vogel. Thomas Tucker.
1:14:18
Poway, Poway, Poway, Poway, California 53373. Thank you for the
1:14:24
podcast and congratulations on 19 years. When a man has
1:14:28
finished, he is just beginning, and when he stops, he
1:14:31
will be at a loss. Ah, that is, of course,
1:14:35
Cyrak, Cyrak, the book of Cyrak, 18, 18. Verse 7,
1:14:40
73s. Thank you. Very nice. Next up, Yar Moore from
1:14:44
Ramat Gan, Illinois. Is that Ramat Gan, Illinois? Interesting. $511.12.
1:14:50
The third time's a charm, they say, or in this
1:14:52
case, the challenge coin. So here's the last ever sheepishly
1:14:55
shipped... Shapes shifting shekels for the show donation. They got
1:15:01
the right guy. You did the book and I got
1:15:03
this. Exactly. It's perfect. Making me a Jew baronet just
1:15:09
in time to bid farewell to the No Agenda show.
1:15:12
Mazel tov, by the way, may I say. Thank you,
1:15:14
Adam, for making this show and setting an impossible standard
1:15:16
for everyone else. Thank you, Jay and Mimi, for managing
1:15:19
things behind the scenes. And to the one person... person,
1:15:22
I could share this experience with Eric. I like you
1:15:25
more. than a friend. How nice. Sir Zog of Elwood,
1:15:32
Baron of the De Plain River Valley in Elwood, $500.
1:15:36
And so this curtain closes and the next open, he
1:15:38
says. I've been a listener starting in the early 200s
1:15:41
and the show has been part of my life ever
1:15:43
since. I miss John and will miss the show after
1:15:45
today. Godspeed to the entirety Dvorak family, to the Curry
1:15:49
family, to all the Knights and Dames and Godspeed, to
1:15:51
even the douchebags and the folks who never experienced the
1:15:54
show. All our requests is a double up karma, not
1:15:56
just for me, but for all of us. Much has
1:15:58
been said about the show and the impact on all
1:16:00
of us. It truly was catching lightning in a bottle,
1:16:03
and I feel fortunate to have been a small part
1:16:05
of it. The show has genuinely improved my life, both
1:16:08
through the not-match. I've gained and the fellow producers I've
1:16:11
met. Through this, the impact of the show will continue,
1:16:14
and I will remember the great times the show brought.
1:16:17
I hope the relationship the show has created will endure,
1:16:20
and specifically to Dame Courtney, we will get that motorcycle
1:16:23
wired. No, there's some code. Hard to not be sad
1:16:27
at the show ending, but as other producers have mentioned,
1:16:29
we should all be happy it was and that we
1:16:31
were able to be part of it. ITM to all
1:16:33
and going forward, may we all be well and all
1:16:36
do well. Double up, Karma. You've got... Double up! Karma.
1:16:45
Next up is Eduardo Crow, $500 in a handwritten note.
1:16:50
Yes. Dear New Agenda, this year has been a roller
1:16:53
coaster for the whole NA family, but especially for you,
1:16:56
Dvorak and Adam. Thank you for all that you've... Done
1:17:00
for 19 years. Please see my check for $500 to
1:17:03
qualify for the JC Challenge coin and true up for
1:17:06
my knighthood balance that appeared the length of the –
1:17:10
span the length of the show. Cross out that word.
1:17:16
Slowly contributed via PayPal. The auto checks and somewhat over
1:17:20
now $500. But put on the... on the I don't
1:17:27
know the page put on the for years and I
1:17:33
put on the transfer transfer some years ago transfer transfer
1:17:38
transfer sorry for the delay and Godspeed to all what's
1:17:42
it say Pax Christy Pax Christy yes Eduardo Ed Crow.
1:17:48
Thank you, Eduardo. Sir Eric is naked in Seattle, Washington
1:17:52
500. I've been a listener since the Twit days when
1:17:55
Adam produced a handgun on the stream and Leo Laporte
1:17:57
peed himself. hilarious but not as funny as the multiple
1:18:04
times Leo posted his dick pics live on the Twitch
1:18:06
stream reviewing the latest whatever phone of the moment good
1:18:10
times I've been reading JC these columns in PC mag
1:18:14
before I got scooped up by the feds for writing
1:18:18
a war dialer back in the 80s No, that's not
1:18:21
John's fault. I'm just piecing my timeline together. I sorted
1:18:25
that out and was able to expunge my criminal record
1:18:27
before joining the U.S. Marine Corps. That's good. Congratulations. Yes.
1:18:32
After my honorable discharge, I've been a dude named Ben
1:18:35
named Sir Eric is Naked, doing good for the Internet
1:18:37
community. Pinky swear. Well, I miss John. I appreciate how
1:18:41
the No Agenda community rallied in support of his family,
1:18:43
your family, our family. I loved the cacophony of guests
1:18:46
last Sunday. It was chaotic but joyous. I love you.
1:18:49
You have such a great circle of friends. None of
1:18:52
them are my actual friends. I don't hang out with
1:18:53
these people. No, no. We don't talk unless it's a
1:18:56
show. Exactly. Why waste any of the energy? As John
1:19:01
would say, wait, you're wasting good show time. Good content.
1:19:04
Good content. Good content. Yes. Next up, Mark Canoff from
1:19:07
Portland, Oregon. $468. This donation earns my knighthood right under
1:19:12
the wire. Thank you for your 19 years of the
1:19:14
best podcast in the universe. I will miss the show
1:19:17
dearly, but feel so privileged to have been along for
1:19:20
the ride. Oh, thank you so much. That's nice. Who
1:19:25
is this? I know this person. Wait, do I have
1:19:29
a name? Line 41. Line 41. No, 40. It's 40.
1:19:35
I did 40. Oh, here we go. Sir Harry Pilgrim.
1:19:39
Yeah. There we go. Yes, Guyton, Georgia. Of course I
1:19:41
have. Sir Harry Pilgrim 468. He's been walking with us
1:19:46
for a long time. Adam and the No Agenda crew,
1:19:48
congratulations on your new path. And while I will certainly
1:19:51
miss you on No Agenda, I'm excited about what comes
1:19:53
next. I was worried that DH Unplugged might suck without
1:19:56
John. But J.S. Dvorak is just about as entertaining as
1:19:59
his father. With this donation of 468, I would like
1:20:03
to claim my JCD Challenge coin and will proudly deliver.
1:20:05
display it next to my USMC, that's the Marine Corps,
1:20:08
coins. This donation also completes my journey up the peerage
1:20:12
to Viscount. Since moving from Virginia to Georgia, I have
1:20:15
yet to update my title, so I'm relinquishing my previous
1:20:18
protectorate of Massaponics and the Rappanock River and will be
1:20:25
From this day forward, known as Sir Harry Pilgrim, Viscount
1:20:27
of the Coastal Empire. Ah! On my first trip to
1:20:30
the round table, I requested malted barley and hops so
1:20:32
I could prepare handcrafted ales and lagers for the knights
1:20:35
and dames. When I visited last, I noticed the supplies
1:20:38
were running low, so I'd like you to refill the
1:20:41
beer-making supplies with malted barley and hops so I can
1:20:44
continue plying the peerage with artisan handcrafted small-batch libations. No
1:20:48
jingles, no... karma fair winds and following seas and there
1:20:53
it is as you cast off into your future sir
1:20:56
harry pilgrim the baron of masoponics and uh we're going
1:20:59
to play another end of show mix here this is
1:21:02
bill mountaineer and this is what he put together i
1:21:06
think he actually sings on this one
1:21:20
Yesterday in the morning, he announced it was done Adam
1:21:26
said the plans were made and the show was through
1:21:30
I woke up this morning and I wrote down this
1:21:37
song While there was still one show left to say
1:21:42
the truth I see a child, I hear him complain
1:21:49
I hear Adam say he was the pirate of the
1:21:54
plane Though I never met them, they always felt like
1:22:00
friends But I always thought that I'd hit them again
1:22:13
Now I understand the reasons, and I've had a different
1:22:18
plan And I wish him the most success as he
1:22:23
has in the week But still I wonder if I
1:22:30
Thank you. Thank you. ♪♪♪
1:24:13
to you that is strike number two on Spotify and
1:24:18
Whenever we get something. Yeah. No, I mean, this show
1:24:21
will never make it on Spotify. We have removed this
1:24:25
episode from your podcast due to the licensed music being
1:24:29
played, even though it is completely fair use in a
1:24:32
parody. But OK, we'll leave that for what it is.
1:24:37
Next up, Scott North from Fullerton, California. Do we do
1:24:39
him? No, not yet. In the morning to the Curry
1:24:42
and Dvorak families. Like many producers, my heart is still
1:24:44
heavy for the loss of JCD and more so now
1:24:47
for the conclusion. I still am having a hard time
1:24:49
with this, by the way. What's going on? Daddy's gone.
1:24:53
It's been a while. Yeah, no, I hear you. I
1:24:54
hear you. This does not compute, you know? Mm-hmm. Anyway,
1:24:59
he says, my heart, he's 444-45, Scott North. He says,
1:25:03
my heart is still heavy for the loss of JCD
1:25:05
and more so now for the conclusion of the No
1:25:07
Agenda show. However... I could not let this moment in
1:25:10
time pass without collecting a JCD challenge coin and securing
1:25:14
my knighthood. My first recollection of the No Agenda Shower
1:25:18
was when Adam was a guest on a certain tech
1:25:20
show. Quote, netcast, speaking about value for value and threatening
1:25:24
to shoot drones out of the sky. As part of
1:25:27
the generations who grew up watching Adam on MTV, this
1:25:30
made me think of two things. Number one, wow, Adam
1:25:33
still has great hair. And two, wow. I really need
1:25:39
to go check out this other podcast. After my first
1:25:42
child was born in 2015, I began listening in earnest.
1:25:46
I needed something to keep my mind busy during late
1:25:48
night bottle feedings and on this long commute as a
1:25:52
mobile dude named Ben. The six plus hours with you
1:25:55
and John every week informed, entertained, and protected my amygdala,
1:25:59
especially when I was a kid. as times changed and
1:26:01
the M5N grew increasingly one-sided and contentious. I listed along
1:26:05
with the whipsaws, nat pops, and great questions and left
1:26:07
every time a journalist reported on a glitch or used
1:26:11
33 as a statistic. Listening to new agendas has kept
1:26:15
me healthier and happier for the last 11 plus years,
1:26:18
especially during the COVID lockdowns and has helped me learn
1:26:21
to observe of the world around me more carefully. Despite
1:26:24
all the talk of exit strategies, I had hoped we
1:26:27
might get through another election cycle together, but sadly, it
1:26:30
wasn't meant to be. I was heartbroken when John passed,
1:26:33
and it was a comfort to see how everyone rallied
1:26:36
around you and the Dorak family during that time and
1:26:38
in the months since. Thank you, Adam, for continuing to
1:26:42
run this race and for finishing strong. May God bless
1:26:45
you for your current and future projects. Please pronunciate me,
1:26:50
sir, unfinished. With Lagavulin and Bone and Rib Eye at
1:26:54
the round table. That's one of John's favorite PD Scotches.
1:26:59
Yes. Jingles, as long as I have yet to be
1:27:01
officially de-douched. May I get a de-douche? You've been de-douched.
1:27:11
And F cancer for my late father. And at the
1:27:14
top of the day, end of show mix in honor
1:27:17
of John and 19 years of no agenda. All my
1:27:20
best, Scott North. Yes. I was going to say something.
1:27:25
Yes, I got the F cancer, but I also have
1:27:26
this one. But at the end of the day, they're
1:27:29
backing him. You know, they're backing. Come on. at the
1:27:32
end of the day. At the end of the day,
1:27:35
John, if someone wants to get anyone, they can get
1:27:37
them. At the end of the day. At the end
1:27:39
of the day, it's more important that we have entertainment.
1:27:44
At the end of the day. So, at the end
1:27:45
of the day, who's going to pay for the real
1:27:48
loan? It's going to be taxpayer money. At the end
1:27:50
of the day. At the end of the day, that's
1:27:52
going to be up to Valerie Jarrett. At the end
1:27:54
of the day. At the end of the day, isn't
1:28:00
that it? At the end of the day, all this
1:28:03
money is owed to bankers. At the end of the
1:28:07
day. At the end of the day, I think it's
1:28:10
good. At the end of the day, as Americans, what
1:28:16
we always do is we always say, At the end
1:28:19
of the day. So at the end of the day,
1:28:21
it's not actually the health care. It's the... At the
1:28:24
end of the day, you can't deny I had to
1:28:28
put less gas in. At the end of the day.
1:28:31
At the end of the day. It's crazy. We're all
1:28:34
anti-COVID. semis. At the end of the day, at the
1:28:37
end of the day, you get, I think it's 4%
1:28:41
at the end of the day, starts to run together
1:28:43
at the end of the day, you kind of forget,
1:28:45
right? At the end of the day, at the end
1:28:48
of the day, you know, John, you and I are
1:28:50
both in the audience business at the end of the
1:28:52
day. At the end of the day. So at the
1:28:55
end of the day, she can say, hey, I told
1:28:57
you so. At the end of the day, at the
1:28:59
end of the day. But I don't say at the
1:29:01
end of the day. I said it once, I think
1:29:03
ever. We were so good with each other. Like, hey,
1:29:09
you're saying at the end of the day, it's too
1:29:10
much. Okay. And then we would nail each other. Ah,
1:29:13
you said it. You said this. Whatever word it was.
1:29:16
was. I do believe. I do believe there's another one
1:29:20
like it, yeah. Stop me, no! You've got... Karma. Chris
1:29:29
Marble comes in from Clearwater, Florida, $444.44 with a lengthy
1:29:34
note. ITM, I can only imagine how many times you've
1:29:36
already said this today, but sorry in advance for the
1:29:39
long note. This note is four years in the making,
1:29:41
though. Oh, okay, so let me get the business out
1:29:44
of the way first. My most recent donation was for
1:29:46
the combo 15th anniversary. 15. episode when you had the
1:29:50
double donation special. I finally had my note read after
1:29:53
three episodes of goofs, but was not knighted. Oh, boy.
1:29:56
We'll correct. I didn't want to draw JCD's ire by
1:29:58
writing in to correct this without donating, so I waited
1:30:01
and waited, and here I am, regretting not having taken
1:30:04
care of this sooner. I'll simply be Sir Chris Marble
1:30:06
and ask for shrimp quesadillas and Jägermeister at the round.
1:30:10
table. My only question is, does this make me a
1:30:12
black knight or what? Yeah, what the heck? Go ahead.
1:30:15
In the years since that episode, I lost my job
1:30:17
of 10 plus years, bought and sold some real estate,
1:30:20
moved from Commie, Massachusetts to Florida, and finally got married,
1:30:24
elder millennial here, there is hope people, to the beautiful
1:30:27
non-vax woman of my dreams who is now carrying my
1:30:30
child. It's truly been a ride. I began listening to
1:30:32
No Agenda in 2020 after your first JRE appearance while
1:30:36
I was in Tampa. Thank you. Last four shows since
1:30:59
the donation of late 2022. Well, letting go of the
1:31:02
show is going to be very hard. It's poetic in
1:31:04
a way. You came into my life right when meeting
1:31:06
my future wife was impossible and exited just as swiftly
1:31:09
after we got married and pregnant. John's timing is especially
1:31:13
impeccable. He passed exactly a month after my wedding, right
1:31:17
before episode 1888. Just a few months later, he finally
1:31:20
crossed over 100,000 followers on Twitter and Apple, announced both
1:31:24
a folding iPhone and touchscreen MacBook. Yes, maybe McDonald's will
1:31:30
fix their burgers next. I hope that anyone – I
1:31:36
love when people – these callbacks are great. I hope
1:31:39
that anyone in the Tampa Bay area would reach out
1:31:41
to me on Facebook or Instagram, username KingMarble. I would
1:31:45
love to make new connections here, either personal or professional.
1:31:48
Also, anyone in home birthing slash homeschooling communities. Oh, yeah.
1:31:53
My wife also lost her job two days after her
1:31:55
positive pregnancy test. So please hit me with your strongest
1:31:59
American-made dose of karma as I navigate some difficult financial
1:32:03
waters. Please throw some Rev Al in there. Hold on
1:32:07
a second. I'm going to do some respect for you
1:32:10
then. I could have gotten that one teed up, couldn't
1:32:15
I? Rev Al, love on your way out too in
1:32:21
case no one else asks for it. You're the first.
1:32:23
Love, you mean it. Love, you mean it. Thank you.
1:32:27
R-E-S-P-I-C-T You've got karma. Next up, Sean Bergeron from Alexandria,
1:32:38
Virginia, $444.44. Rest in peace, JCD. Kind of a later
1:32:43
NA listener. He irked me with his dislike of OS2
1:32:47
and Linux in the early mid-90s. I liked OS2. John
1:32:52
always thought it was a good OS, just that he
1:32:54
thought it sucked. Well, there you go. Sir Chris, $444.44.
1:32:59
Adam and Jay. I'm a knight and listener since show
1:33:02
number seven on the Dvorak Uncensored blog, Push Me to
1:33:05
No Agenda. I'm known as Sir Crawler from Madisonville, Louisiana.
1:33:09
I sent a Bitcoin donation of $444.44 to help push
1:33:13
the final edition of No Agenda over the finish line.
1:33:15
I'm a listener to We Get to Do This and
1:33:17
look forward to the upcoming... upcoming Party Line show. As
1:33:20
a fellow follower of Christ and someone praying for Adam
1:33:23
for years, well done, my good and faithful servants. Matthew
1:33:26
25, 23. If I can get my favorite Jesus
1:33:30
Go Italian girl, shut up, slave. Yes, that is my
1:33:32
niece, Sabi. Blessings to Tina, Mimi, and Pastor Jimmy. Forever
1:33:36
change for the better through no agenda from Sir Chris.
1:33:40
Shut up, slave. Stay zitto, schiavo! Oh, boy. Is it
1:33:48
Dvorak and Center? That's where he used to put all
1:33:50
of our stuff on there, right? That was the beginning.
1:33:52
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It was a horribly designed website.
1:33:56
No, a piece of crap. And he was going to
1:33:58
fix Dvorak.org slash NA, the donation page. But we all
1:34:03
know he lost the password, so it would live on
1:34:05
in infamy. With all the old crap, the old PayPal,
1:34:09
everything is all old. Oh, gosh. Oh, boy. Next up,
1:34:14
Sir Matt of the Northeast Ohio, $431.63. Jingles, he would
1:34:19
like prayers, karma. I've been listening since early 2009. I
1:34:24
will miss the twice-weekly news deconstruction that kept many of
1:34:27
us sane over the years. It has been a pleasure
1:34:30
to have Adam and John a part of my life
1:34:31
in the last 17 years. As the saying goes, all
1:34:34
good things must come to an end, and man... Was
1:34:38
it a fun ride? This $410 donation plus fees is
1:34:42
a nod to HTTP status code 410. Gone. The resource
1:34:46
was once here, but it's no longer available and won't
1:34:49
be coming back with this donation. I move up the
1:34:52
percentage, the peerage ladder and become a baron. Congratulations. Thank
1:34:55
you for your time, energy and courage all day. all
1:34:57
these last 19 years in the morning, Baron Matt of
1:35:01
Northeast Ohio. You've got prayers. Praise God, amen. $431 from
1:35:11
Seronymous of the ADF-C Arapaho County. He says he's upgrading
1:35:17
to count, and a JCV challenge coin is in Aurora,
1:35:20
Colorado. Thank you very much. Very nice. Little John Candies.
1:35:24
Oh, yeah. 420. 420. 420 on the button there. Adam,
1:35:28
thank you for all that you have done for the
1:35:30
community. God bless you and the Dvorak family. No need
1:35:33
to actually include this note in the final show. Too
1:35:36
late. You'll be missed. And best of luck. Christopher and
1:35:39
Meja Graves from El Dorado County. 420. And this guy
1:35:44
totally was stoned when he sent this. I'm going to
1:35:46
shorten this one a little bit. Rest in peace, JCD.
1:35:50
Rest in peace, best podcast in the universe. I hereby
1:35:52
claim 1916 EP credit and JCD challenge coin. Pray it'll
1:35:57
get past South African customs. It should. I'm so grateful
1:36:02
for having the Noah Jenner show in my life now
1:36:03
for the better part of eight years. I was a
1:36:05
relative latecomer having first heard John's raspy voice on Twit,
1:36:09
whereas curmudgeonless bemused the other panelists so. Somehow I didn't
1:36:14
catch on to the no agenda promotions back then and
1:36:17
had to rediscover John and discover you. We didn't have
1:36:20
MTV growing up in South Africa by way of the
1:36:22
fake ologist. Yes. About three years down many a rabbit
1:36:25
hole. The show that put you two together can never
1:36:28
again be replicated as an early adopter of podcasting with
1:36:32
an ear for voices and high production values working in.
1:36:35
The show felt tailor-made for me. Finally discovering it was
1:36:50
like a homecoming, and I was hooked. Last year we
1:36:54
had the opportunity to stay in the Netherlands for two
1:36:56
months. We finally got to attend the Noagent meetup in
1:36:59
the Heidelberg Mirs. We had lovely weather. I met several
1:37:02
producers including Arno, Martin, Mark, Voidzero, Sebastian, and others. Conversing
1:37:07
with them in Afrikaans slash Dutch was a real treat
1:37:09
for me. We even got a shout out from our
1:37:11
wonderful host Irma on show 1804. I was thrilled to
1:37:15
hear my... My son to no end when he heard
1:37:17
her note read out by you on the air. I'll
1:37:19
keep trying to get Irma to invite me to the
1:37:21
Lowlands Telegram group so we can keep in touch. One
1:37:25
last thing. I've been working on audio and speech for
1:37:27
many years, specializing in text-to-speech synthesis. I've been following your
1:37:31
AI journey with great interest. I'm currently working on an
1:37:34
AI dubbing startup, Camb.com. dot a i c a m
1:37:38
b dot a i where i'm the lead developer of
1:37:40
our live stream dubbing products i want to apply our
1:37:43
system to the no agenda live stream have it translate
1:37:46
the show to dutch and share some samples with you
1:37:48
for fun but salad never got around to it the
1:37:50
show is particularly challenging with all the voices interjections and
1:37:54
overlapping speech yes we are ai proof but we might
1:37:56
be the best But we might be the best out
1:37:59
there in doing this kind of thing, and we're doing
1:38:01
it live. Very curious about CurryCaster.com, of course, and wondering
1:38:05
what a potential integration would look like. Oh, man, this
1:38:08
is why I need more vibe coding. I will miss
1:38:10
John and will forever wonder what you two would have
1:38:13
said about all the future bull crap will certainly have
1:38:16
to endure. Groeten uit Kaapstad from Peter. Thank you, Peter.
1:38:21
Next one, I may need a little bit of rescuing
1:38:23
here. Michael Denver Heun from Riesenhout, Netherlands. Michael van der
1:38:27
Hoorn in Rijsenhout. Rijsenhout. Yeah, Fiorella and Mike, in the
1:38:33
morning, thanks for the value. Enjoy your break. Thank you
1:38:35
for not giving me any more of those words to
1:38:38
read. Baronet Sir Flip from Winterherr, Switzerland. Winterherr, Switzerland. ITM,
1:38:45
dear Adam and Dvorak family, losing JCD and no agendas
1:38:48
like losing a family member. Thank you so much for
1:38:51
your hard work over the years, for your mental sanity,
1:38:53
and the courage to build everything that's given us so
1:38:56
much and will. live on. Best wishes, Adam. Rest in
1:38:59
peace, JCD. God bless you all. Baronet Sir Philip is
1:39:02
out. Thank you very much, and may God bless you
1:39:06
all. Philip Zirin. Thank you, Baronet. Dame Susan from McKinney,
1:39:10
Texas. And she puts in a note. She says, Dear
1:39:14
Beloved at No Agenda, perhaps around spring of 2022, my
1:39:17
firstborn, Elliot, told me he got most of his news
1:39:20
from No Agenda. It took me three or four listens
1:39:23
to become devoted to an amazing community that I would
1:39:26
have to come to treasure. I want to make a
1:39:28
$404 donation to get the JCD Challenge coin I can
1:39:32
give to my son who brought me here. Ah, that's
1:39:35
nice. Thank you for all the insight over these years,
1:39:37
and I hope our paths continue to cross down the
1:39:40
road ahead. With love and much gratitude, Dame Susan. of
1:39:44
the Saldner Wheel. And there's Dreb Scott. He is an
1:39:48
Archduke. He lives in Oceanside, California. He's been walking with
1:39:51
us a long time as well. 401-09. Adam, he says,
1:39:55
thanks for letting me be a little part of the
1:39:57
show for a few years with the cloud chapters. Now,
1:40:00
it was not a little part, man. He did this
1:40:03
before AI... came along. Dreb Scott did the, he did
1:40:07
transcripts for like 10 different shows. Wow. Wow, that's impressive.
1:40:11
Chapters with art, the whole thing. I couldn't miss out
1:40:15
on the JCD challenge coin. Thanks for the amygdala shrinkage
1:40:18
over my last nine years of listening. I've loved hearing
1:40:21
your faith journey and will continue to follow along with
1:40:23
We Get to Do This and Curry and the Keeper,
1:40:26
your LDS brother in Christ, Dreb Scott, Archduke of the
1:40:28
Cloud Chapters, no jingles, no karma, from Dreb Scott. Thank
1:40:32
you, Dreb. I'm gifting you the next one. Oh, wonderful.
1:40:37
Oh, man. Peter van Aden. Sounds like a Dutch guy.
1:40:43
$400.91. Congratulations, Adam and Dvorak family and all the co-hosts
1:40:47
of the best podcast in the universe. Adam, what you
1:40:49
and John created with no agenda over the past 19
1:40:52
years is truly unprecedented. What started as two guys discussing
1:40:55
what was happening in the world and how the media
1:40:57
shaped our perception of it turned into a movement of
1:41:00
small amygdala family members all around the globe. It was
1:41:03
clear to all of us that with John's passing, the
1:41:05
show would never be or feel the same again. Although
1:41:08
I thought you had found your mojo with Brunetti, Dew,
1:41:10
Calacanis, and occasionally Matt Long. And Horowitz, of course. Yes.
1:41:15
Yes, Jesus is my exit strategy. Yes, Jesus is my
1:41:36
exit strategy. while badgering Leo and the grouching about the...
1:41:39
Thank you. I'm not sure... What the future holds for
1:42:11
No Agenda, but I will definitely miss your voice, your
1:42:13
analysis, your production skills, your stories, and your worldview. It
1:42:16
has been a joy listening to No Agenda, and I
1:42:18
know that after October 29th, they'll be dealing with a
1:42:21
bit of post-series depression, just like I did after watching
1:42:24
the final episode of Friends. Wow, okay. We're up there,
1:42:29
man. That's not good. That's not bad. Rest in peace.
1:42:33
Oh, wait. Where am I? Because that's what no agenda
1:42:37
was for me. Tuning in twice a week to listen
1:42:40
to my friends. But now the titles are changing. Yes.
1:42:44
Rest in peace, John. It will be an honor to
1:42:45
receive his challenge coin. Godspeed, Adam. Good luck with all
1:42:48
your new projects. I wish you the best in finishing
1:42:51
your biography. It's coming. And making the movie with Brunetti.
1:42:54
Oh, yeah. Podcast the movie. Podcast the movie. movie it's
1:42:59
coming man it's coming and my love to the Dvorak
1:43:04
family and all the co-hosts of in echo voice piece
1:43:07
please okay I can do that the best podcast in
1:43:10
the universe the best podcast in the universe Oh, yeah,
1:43:13
we got that on demand. P.S. What is the rumor
1:43:15
here about you returning to Dutch radio with the room
1:43:17
for an ankle? Could the Dutch really be that lucky?
1:43:20
You know, that is true. There's been some weird, some
1:43:23
weird rumor that I'm going to start a show that
1:43:25
we did 43 years ago. Yeah, I don't know. I
1:43:29
don't know.
1:43:30
I don't think that's going to happen. Let's see. Then
1:43:34
he wants some Bingo Boom Shakalaka. Bingo Boom. Hold on.
1:43:41
There's a million of those, too. Shakalaka. Yep, got that
1:43:44
one. The titles are changing. We'll do that at the
1:43:48
end when we actually change the titles. And end of
1:43:51
show, Savage Curry wraps up. Now, we're going to end
1:43:54
this. We're going to do the mixes. We're not going
1:43:57
to do that. We're going to do the mixes the
1:43:59
way we planned them. Are you arguing with yourself, by
1:44:01
the way? I am. I'm just talking to myself here.
1:44:04
Kind regards, Peter van Aden from Friesland Boppe in the
1:44:07
Netherlands. This is a jingle. This is a jingle. Don't
1:44:13
look over here. Nothing to see here. Ooh, look at
1:44:17
that. Dingo, boom, shakalaka. There we go. Okay, those are
1:44:20
the jingles he requested. Good stuff. Thomas and I are
1:44:23
$400.91. Dear Adam and the Dvorak family, the No Agenda
1:44:27
show has been a staple in my life for years.
1:44:29
Unable to sleep most nights, I turn to podcasts to
1:44:30
keep my mind from dwelling on the negative thoughts. The
1:44:33
dulcet voices of Adam and JCD. Along with their uncanny
1:44:37
ability to step back from the headlines and offer another
1:44:40
perspective, helped me keep sane, especially through the COVID years,
1:44:44
which were traumatic. So many people depended on me to
1:44:47
save their livelihoods while institutions seemed intent on destroying ours.
1:44:51
I will be forever grateful for the support that you
1:44:54
showed and you provided, which helped me navigate the lunacy
1:44:57
of the pandemic. and save them all. Wow. I should
1:45:01
have become a knight some time ago, but only have
1:45:04
now decided on my title. Sir Tomalot, Defender of the
1:45:07
Shed, Banisher of the Opossum. A little karma, whether it's
1:45:11
goat, yak, goat, doesn't matter, would be appreciated. Wishing you
1:45:15
the very best in your next chapter. Sincerely, Tom Anaya.
1:45:22
You've got... Karma. John Donovan, $400.91. No note. So I'll
1:45:30
pick up Sir Tarheel, who also comes in with $491.
1:45:34
I think these are 388.83s plus fleas, so it's a
1:45:37
challenge coin donation. Sir Tarheel says, more sad news for
1:45:41
the community. I've been listening for 18 of No Agendas,
1:45:44
19 years. I'm listening to the anniversary episode. episode now
1:45:47
and look forward to the final episode with sadness. We
1:45:49
will all miss the deconstructed and pure fun of listening
1:45:52
to the show. Thanks for the show. Podcasting, podcasting 2.0
1:45:56
headbangers ball and all your endeavors. Good luck and Godspeed
1:46:00
and all your future projects regards. Matthew Farrell, sir, Tar
1:46:03
Heel Baron of Oak Island and all the sandbars of
1:46:07
Cape feet. River. By the way, did you listen to
1:46:11
the 19th anniversary show? Sometimes we do shows. I don't
1:46:15
really listen to my shows. I listen to that. That
1:46:18
was a train wreck. Yes, it was a total train
1:46:22
wreck, but that's what made it so cool. That was
1:46:24
wild. Do you know how difficult it is trying to
1:46:27
find A bathroom to get a stall and be quiet
1:46:31
in and talk on a podcast in an airport? Well,
1:46:34
I presume the non-binary bathroom wasn't all that full because
1:46:38
no one ever goes in there. It wasn't. I figured.
1:46:41
And by the way, you know, I was surprised it
1:46:42
was 19 years. I'm coming up on 20. on the
1:46:45
Disciplined Investor Podcast. March will be 20 years. Yeah, you
1:46:49
beat us, man. You beat us. Yeah. From Sir Jeremy
1:46:53
Johnson, $400.91. Another challenge coin in the morning. Thanks for
1:46:58
the memories. Finally up to barren status. Congrats. Rest. Request
1:47:03
a JCD Hot Pockets if you have time in the
1:47:05
morning, exclamation point. I have one, actually. Hot pockets. And
1:47:11
Jeremy sent in an ender show mix, which will play
1:47:13
momentarily. But first, we thank Viscount John Noonan for his
1:47:17
challenge coin donation. Adam and the Dvoraks, I could go
1:47:21
on and on saying how much I have appreciated this
1:47:23
show and how much it has helped me. You've given
1:47:25
me far more value than I've given you. Adam, you
1:47:28
are one talented. and mofo and to me family says
1:47:31
Viscount John Noonan Charles Bosch, he writes, this is my
1:47:35
final donation towards knighthood. Looking forward to the ring and
1:47:38
the JCD challenge going to remind me of the greatest
1:47:40
podcast in the universe. Wish you all the best in
1:47:43
the future. Endeavors, Adam, Godspeed. I would like to be
1:47:46
called here with Sir Charles of the Lowly South, Tomahawks
1:47:50
and Rye. You got it. And there's Dame Patricia, who
1:47:53
I think is Dame Patricia Worthington, with a Challenge Coin
1:47:56
donation. You helped our family make sense of the pandemic
1:47:59
and hold strong to the truth. May God bless you
1:48:01
in the Dvoraks, and may your futures be blessed. With
1:48:04
love, Dame Patricia, with the practically perfect penmanship and family.
1:48:08
And now we're going to take another quick break for
1:48:11
Baron Jeremy Johnson's end of show. show mix. A toe
1:48:16
tapper for sure. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, The
1:48:20
best podcast in the universe. upon the screen back when
1:48:32
the music came in green the pictures changed the years
1:48:38
flew by but radio refused to die there came a
1:48:43
voice, a friend named John two microphones the game They
1:48:49
questioned everything they heard Listen to this back that word
1:49:06
to ride by. TV spot I'm watching And so much
1:49:29
fun And though the final I don't know if Andrew
1:50:29
made it back yet. He was going to take a
1:50:30
bathroom break, so I'll just continue until he returns. Let's
1:50:35
see. We have Chris Mitzlaff with the Challenge Coin donation.
1:50:39
Adam and friends, I'm glad that I found this roller
1:50:41
coaster, and I'm sad for the ride to end. The
1:50:44
Challenge Coin and my night ring will serve as a
1:50:46
good memory. Going to miss the hell out of this
1:50:49
show. Zach and Ashley. Next one's from Zach. Oh, you're
1:50:52
back. Oh, beautiful. Back? Yes. Just got to get a
1:50:54
cup of coffee, a cheeseburger. I'm back. Yes. Next one's
1:50:57
from Jack and Ashley Williams. $400.91 challenge coins and impossible
1:51:01
to convey the influence no agenda had on our marriage,
1:51:04
family, and friendships since being hit in the mouth in
1:51:07
2020. Thank you both for the leaning. Thank you for
1:51:11
leaning into your giftings, the fruit it has blessed many
1:51:14
generations, Zach and Ashley Williams. Benjamin Hasselbring, Challenge Coin. Dear
1:51:19
Adam, I've been a listener since the early days. When
1:51:21
I was a young man in graduate school, it's hard
1:51:23
to put in words the positive impact you and John
1:51:25
have had on my life over the past 19 years.
1:51:28
Best of luck with all future endeavors. Thank you. Sir,
1:51:31
Chris Burge from Dallas, Texas, $400.91 again. I'm honored to
1:51:36
donate to the final No Agenda show. I have had
1:51:39
many email correspondence with JCD over the years, and I
1:51:42
was always excited to see a reply from JCD in
1:51:44
my inbox. I was always surprised when I got one,
1:51:47
by the way. I felt honored when he read two
1:51:51
of my BOTG emails. Boots on the ground. Butch the
1:51:57
Red, yeah. Emails verbatim on the show. He also referenced
1:51:59
my other email several times. You did a lot of
1:52:02
those during COVID. COVID was the best thing. COVID, yes.
1:52:05
COVID, yeah. Thank you, John C. Dvorak. I will cherish
1:52:09
my JCD challenge coin. Adam, I will likewise donate when
1:52:13
you make an Adam Curry challenge coin. Thank you. I
1:52:17
believe my donation elevates me to the baronet. All right.
1:52:21
Beautiful. Sir Matthew Wells with the Challenge Coin. Adam, I
1:52:25
can't let the final show go by without saying thank
1:52:28
you. I got hit in the mouth in 2017 when
1:52:30
I heard you on InfoWars. I got to go back.
1:52:32
I got to go see Alex again. Since then, No
1:52:34
Agenda has been part of my week. Every Thursday and
1:52:36
Sunday, it gave me media deconstruction, a lot of laughs,
1:52:39
and a community of producers who think for themselves. I'll
1:52:42
admit that in all my years of this week, I've
1:52:43
been a part of my week. As a producer, I've
1:52:44
only managed to hit one person in the mouth, Phil
1:52:47
Kuzmavoski, but I'm proud of that one. Over the years,
1:52:50
I was proud to be an executive producer of episodes
1:52:53
1394 and 1500, and becoming a black knight on November
1:52:56
3rd, 22, is still one of my favorite memories. Being
1:53:00
part of the value for value model made me feel
1:53:02
like I had a real stake in something that mattered.
1:53:04
It's true. So I'm sending this final donation of 38883
1:53:08
plus fees to see the show off as an executive
1:53:10
producer of its last episode. I'm also doing it to
1:53:13
honor the memory of John C. Dvorak, and I'll proudly
1:53:16
add his challenge coin to my collection of three other
1:53:19
No Agenda challenge coins. It will mean more to me
1:53:21
than any of the others. I'd love one final dedouching
1:53:24
for the road, please. Fish, fish, fish, fish. You've been
1:53:28
de-douched.
1:53:30
Single request, Sir Reverend Al Supercut, and you're going to
1:53:33
need a Bitcoin. I'm going to miss this show more
1:53:35
than I can put into words. Nothing will replace it.
1:53:38
Thank you for all you've done for podcasting, amygdala shrinkage,
1:53:41
sanity management, and above all, thank you for your courage.
1:53:44
73s in the morning, Sir Matthew Wells, Black Knight of
1:53:47
the Austin Petty Cabbies. Oh, yes, I know him. Keto
1:53:51
9. Mike Golf Whiskey. Resist. We must. We must. They're
1:53:57
all jitty about a shutdown. The Tortoise in the race.
1:54:02
Then co-author of Hubris. YouTube Hubris. Lead singer Bono. Fran
1:54:07
Drescher. Siganoi Weaver. Suspect Jahar Sanat. Rush Limbaugh. Rush Limbaugh.
1:54:15
Rush Limbaugh. The show Rush Lombard hosts Supreme Court Justice
1:54:20
Sonia Sotomayor. Ms. Mike Muckery. Yesterday, Antonin Scalia. Kim Kardashian
1:54:29
and the Republican candidates. Both K. Row and Benghazi. We.
1:54:34
ranked behind Latvija, uh, La Vita. First down... Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan
1:54:40
to college students in Beijing. He's getting lunch at AAA
1:54:45
in Iowa. Bain is appropriate. The GOP's tax day giveaway
1:54:51
to millionaires. Why was traffic problems Email sent the environmental
1:54:59
projection agency and what sequestration has done It's gonna break
1:55:07
loose and you're gonna need a bit going Oh, God.
1:55:12
That's great. That's great. You know, is it possible that
1:55:16
the No Agenda stream will be redone as the No
1:55:20
Agenda stream? Clip loops dot com or something. No, no.
1:55:24
The clips up there. No, no, no, no, no. We
1:55:27
got to end it, man. We got it. I hear
1:55:29
you. The shows will be available from forever in the
1:55:33
archive for sure. Yep. Next up, Sir Big Papa Moose,
1:55:37
$400.91. Looks like I made it to the count level.
1:55:42
I absolutely love the show and I will miss what
1:55:44
it was. Hope to see what it does when it
1:55:45
continues and what it will continue to be. Can I
1:55:48
get an F, the EU, if it's not too much
1:55:50
trouble? Adios from Dame Rhonda and Sir Big Papa Moose.
1:55:56
The Count of Southwestern Kansas and the Texas and Oklahoma
1:56:00
Panhandles. Fuck the EU. What's up? Elizabeth Barich says, Challenge
1:56:09
coin. This is a surprise switcheroo, though, for my smoking-out
1:56:12
husband, Jeff Barich. He hit me in the mouth back
1:56:14
in 2016, and we love listening together. The family that
1:56:18
listens to No Agenda Together stays together. I know he
1:56:21
has always wanted to reach night status, and I can't
1:56:24
wait to add JCD's challenge coin to center stage of
1:56:26
my challenge coin collection. Please grant him the name of
1:56:29
Sir. Thank you. Hosts should have a podcast together. They
1:56:53
provide great info and are hilarious. Hilarious. Yeah. Hilarious. That's
1:56:59
really not going to happen. No. Impossible. I mean, I
1:57:02
could be... I could tell you convincingly. Next one's from
1:57:06
Sir Stregelicious. Stregelicious. Stregelicious. Stregelicious. Struggalicious? I think so. Challenge
1:57:15
coin in the morning. Though I'm sad to see the
1:57:17
show go, I'm happy to have been able to be
1:57:19
a part of the best podcast in the universe. This
1:57:22
challenge coin donation will get my coin and baronet status
1:57:25
to the baronet Struggalicious. Can I... Get prayers karma? Yes,
1:57:31
we can get you prayers karma. Hold on one second.
1:57:34
It's prayers instead of karma, technically. You've got prayers. Prayers.
1:57:40
And there's Dame Cattybones with a challenge coin donation. I
1:57:44
team, Adam, thank you and John for 19 years of
1:57:46
keeping us sane. Our lives are better because you were
1:57:48
in them. I wish you continued success and happiness. Thank
1:57:51
you for everything. Good luck to Mimi and the kids,
1:57:54
too. Love, Dame Cattybones. Brian Maddox, $400.91. Challenge going. Rest
1:57:59
in peace, JCD. God bless John's family, and thanks for
1:58:03
all the value and laughs. Phil, the pool water guy.
1:58:09
Challenge going. Dear Adam and the Dvorak failed me in
1:58:11
the entire knowage in the nation. Thank you for all
1:58:13
the deconstruction, the laughs, and the face palms, but most
1:58:16
certainly the amygdala shrinkage. Phil, the pool water guy. Next
1:58:20
up is Casey Von Heel. I miss my JCD. His
1:58:25
passing only months after my father's was a lot. Okay.
1:58:28
One star would not recommend. I've been in the midst
1:58:31
of a long gestating story in which I have given
1:58:36
John and Adam his often requested cameo. You try to
1:58:40
do something nice for a guy and then he dies.
1:58:42
I don't know if you've ever finished the story, but
1:58:44
after hearing Adam's reasons for leaving no agenda, I was
1:58:47
inspired to carry on all. Also, mainlining, we get to
1:58:51
do this, helped. PJ is the one I called Dr.
1:58:55
Feelgood. The book I called Woe to the Vanquished, an
1:58:58
alternate history tale about the Viking invasion on northern Japan's
1:59:02
shores. Hey, Dana, it's Prime IP for the new dev
1:59:07
schedule. More movies. More stuff. Let's get it going. I've
1:59:11
cast JCD and Adam as... Chortling Viking warlords John the
1:59:15
Joke Killer and Adam the Fair, my Norse version of
1:59:18
the Stoller and Waldorf, will make Stanleysk appearances as long
1:59:22
as the story continues. So far, for any interesting nights,
1:59:26
dames, and douchebags, email casey.vanheel at gmail.com, and I'll gladly
1:59:32
send you a digital black-and-white version. Also, for anyone else
1:59:35
comics curious, visit personofmeritcomics.com, and I'll send you our digital
1:59:42
or physical book or books. at the standard value for
1:59:45
value exchange rate. Nice. For the roundtable, may I suggest
1:59:48
at least one episode of Yo! Agenda with Rob Dew
1:59:51
and Dana Brew. To John and Adam the Clans, Curry
1:59:55
and Dvorak, and to all Gitno Nation, we love you.
1:59:59
And there's nothing we can do about it. There's nothing
2:00:01
you can do about it. Casey Von Hilt, person of
2:00:03
Merit Comics. sent from my iPad. Nicholas Gregorchick, Gregorchick, Gregorchick,
2:00:13
Gregorchick Challenge Coin. Dear Adam and fellow producers, first of
2:00:16
all, may I humbly request a dedouching. You may. You've
2:00:20
been dedouched. I've been a listener since February of 2022
2:00:25
when I first heard John yell, fix my potholes. After
2:00:29
some story of the government wasting our tax dollars, I
2:00:31
immediately knew I was among like-minded people. As many other
2:00:35
producers have stated, John's passing has truly affected me in
2:00:39
ways I would never have thought, and I continue to
2:00:41
mourn for someone I never actually had met. I pray
2:00:43
every night that the Lord looks over you and Tina,
2:00:46
Mimi, Jay, the Dvorak, And John, of course. I will
2:01:09
truly miss no agenda. being an integral part of my
2:01:12
life for the past nearly five years, but I'm thankful
2:01:15
that I found the show when I did and will
2:01:17
continue to listen to you on We Get to Do
2:01:19
This. And I've also recently picked up DH Unplugged. If
2:01:23
I may ask, and it hasn't already been overplayed, can
2:01:26
I get my all-time favorite Noah Jenga jingle, John's Mac
2:01:30
and Cheese? Yes, with the cheap cheddar mac. Melted together.
2:01:33
Thank you for all the laughs and enjoyment throughout the
2:01:35
years. Nicholas Gregorchik. You slaves can get you the mac
2:01:39
and cheese. Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Macaroni and
2:01:43
cheap cheddar melted together. Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese.
2:01:48
Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Hey, everybody. Nice. The
2:01:55
letter J at ChallengeCoin. Dear Adam and the Dvorak family
2:01:58
and host of Bittersweet Congratulations on the 19 years worth
2:02:01
of no agenda shows. John's passing still weighs on me.
2:02:04
I first knew him from the Silicon Spin show on
2:02:06
Tech TV. I got to know him better years later
2:02:09
on his frequent appearances on the early twit podcast, which,
2:02:12
by the way, that's where I met him. I followed
2:02:15
him in 2007. to No Agenda, Cranky Geeks, and finally
2:02:18
DHM Plug shows where I will spend hours a week
2:02:20
listening to him. John was plain spoken, gruff, and a
2:02:23
time prickly like a cactus. There would also be times
2:02:27
when he was thoughtful. Like the time when I sent
2:02:30
an anniversary card during one of this show's anniversaries. I'd
2:02:33
forgotten which one it was, but of course, most anniversary
2:02:37
cards can buy, you can buy the store for wedding
2:02:40
anniversaries. I sent the mildest one I could find as
2:02:43
a half joke for the show's anniversary. Come to think
2:02:45
of it, I should have leaned in more to the
2:02:47
joke and sent the most romantic card I could have
2:02:50
found. Anyways, John must have been moved by the jester
2:02:53
and read my note on the card, even though the
2:02:56
enclosed check would have not qualified for a read. It's
2:03:00
also with a heavy heart that I must acknowledge the
2:03:03
end of no agenda show. Yet I must also celebrate
2:03:05
the 19 years of media deconstruction, amygdala shrinking, Costco wine
2:03:09
recommendations, and useful tips, and wacky shenanigans the two of
2:03:13
you brought on twice weekly. Minus the brief experiment with
2:03:18
three shows weekly. When did you do that? I think
2:03:20
we might have done that. Yeah. We talked about it
2:03:22
a lot. We kept saying, hey, if you donate more,
2:03:24
we'll do three shows. I'm not sure we actually did
2:03:27
a third show. We might have. We might have.
2:03:30
One, maybe, but then decided, no, there wasn't enough time
2:03:33
in between to watch C-SPAN. Yeah. Since I tend to
2:03:36
procrastinate, I finally time to claim my barren status. The
2:03:40
accounting is attached. Since most of my territories around where
2:03:43
I live have already been claimed, and I would like
2:03:45
to keep my whereabouts a bit more secret, I have
2:03:48
two ideas for the territory of my barreni. My Barony.
2:03:53
Barony. My Barony. My Barony. It's like my Barony. My
2:03:58
Barony. My first choice is a more abstract one. I
2:04:02
would like to become the Baron of the final minute.
2:04:05
Protector of all who would find inspiration for the crunch
2:04:08
of the 11th hour. However... If the peerage committee insists
2:04:12
on the barony of the location, my second choice with
2:04:16
the Baron of the Hono City. That's in China? I
2:04:20
guess. Hmm. Baron of the Hono City. Oh, a fictitious
2:04:23
city where the events of the anime Kill la Kill
2:04:26
take place. Oh, I got it. Okay. Okay. It's also
2:04:29
the origin of one of my show's favorite jingles, The
2:04:32
Fear is Freedom, or simply put, Pig's Jingle. I would
2:04:36
like to hear that jingle one last time, please, from
2:04:38
time to time. I still play that original version that
2:04:41
I sent Adam all those years ago. I was both
2:04:43
shocked and honored when the jingle was played for the
2:04:46
first time and chuckled at John's very confused reaction. that
2:04:51
Adam enhanced the original version with the marching track, and
2:04:55
the rest is history. I am not sure how many
2:04:58
times that jingle was requested. It was a lot during
2:05:00
the first years of its introduction. I'm just honored that
2:05:03
I was able to make a small mark on the
2:05:06
best podcast in the universe. Best of luck, Adam and
2:05:09
the Dvorak family and the future and in your future
2:05:12
and your future projects and podcasts. In the words of
2:05:15
another great anime from the creators of Kill La Kill,
2:05:18
Gurren Lagann, your drill is the drill. that will pierce
2:05:24
the heavens. Best regards, the letter J. I remember. Thank
2:05:46
you. That was a classic. That's how all these... I
2:05:48
don't think I made a... I made the ants. No,
2:05:50
the fisting nuts. I think everyone else did. I might
2:05:54
have added the marching pigs here. It's too much to
2:05:56
remember. But we remember Sir William, who wants a challenge
2:06:00
coin. He says, N.A. has become an important part of
2:06:02
my life and a weekly routine seldom missed. It will
2:06:05
always be the best podcast in the universe. I've been...
2:06:08
I've been listening since late 2015. My first donation was
2:06:10
January 2016. John always read my name with capital L,
2:06:15
small A. Which I will never forget, and part of
2:06:18
the reason I couldn't pass up getting his coin. Adam,
2:06:21
all the best to you. I will miss you in
2:06:22
deconstruction mode, but will continue to listen wherever you are.
2:06:26
Thank you for all you've given and shared over the
2:06:28
years. Regarding peerage, if my calculations are correct, I've reached
2:06:31
Barron status. So if that's the case, I'd like to
2:06:35
be referred to as Sir William Barron. Aaron of Central
2:06:38
Michigan, if it's still available, you got it. Unfortunately, I
2:06:41
could not validate. I don't recall what I should receive
2:06:43
at the table, so please just give me the usual,
2:06:45
including mutton and mead. No extra J's. A little K
2:06:48
would be appreciated. Thank you, and ITM from... Bill, thank
2:06:52
you very much. Commander J. The Plumber, $400.91, another coin,
2:06:59
from Karlsruhe, Germany. I'm sorry, I killed that. Reading text,
2:07:04
whatever that means. I will deeply miss the show. Uh,
2:07:08
there's like a getting, getting direction here. I will deeply
2:07:10
miss the show and the media deconstruction. All the best
2:07:12
to you, Adam and the whole Dvorak family. Although I'm
2:07:15
very sad about the end of the new agenda show.
2:07:17
I'm a bit curious about all the new projects. Which
2:07:21
will emerge from this 19 years long journey? Maybe with
2:07:27
some mediated construction here and there? Sincerely, Commodore J. the
2:07:31
Plumber. Typical German. Here's your reading text. Read this. You
2:07:35
will read it and you will read it exactly as
2:07:38
it is written. Paul Fellner, dear Adam. And with this
2:07:42
donation, my cumulative contributions, finally, I reached the baronet threshold.
2:07:46
He's also getting a coin. Despite bracking up several executive
2:07:49
producer credits over the years, I've somehow managed to wander
2:07:52
the kingdom this long without... being officially knighted. Oh, that's
2:07:57
horrible. Evidently, the roundtable paperwork got lost somewhere between the
2:08:00
hookers and blow and the mutton and the meat. It
2:08:02
happens. So before you ride off into the sunset, I'd
2:08:04
be honored if you'd personally rectify this egregious oversight by
2:08:08
knighting me, Sir Politics, baronet of the fake news feed.
2:08:13
After all, it would be a shame to hit the
2:08:15
threshold and still be title-less. On a more serious note,
2:08:18
thank you for the countless hours of laughter, insight, and
2:08:20
perspective. What you and John built together was truly one
2:08:23
of a kind. In the morning, indeed, no jingles, no
2:08:25
karma. Commodore Paul Felner, Doctor of Education, Baronet Elect of
2:08:30
the No Agenda Roundtable. Nice. I'll take this next long
2:08:34
one. Jacqueline Smith. Jacqueline Smith. $400.91. Is that the Jacqueline
2:08:38
Smith, like one of the Charlie's Angels? Of course it
2:08:41
is. We have all the still ladies here. Ah, that's
2:08:43
beautiful. Sir Scovey, Grand Duke of the Piedmont, with a
2:08:47
challenge coin donation. Thank you for 19 years of excellent
2:08:50
media deconstruction, he says. You and John set the standard
2:08:53
for an outstanding product. I also laughed a lot. I'm
2:09:08
honored to have reached Grand Duke during the Currie and
2:09:11
Dvorak era and my PhD and Commodore certificates. My night
2:09:14
ring and soon the JCD challenge coin will continue to
2:09:17
be displayed with honor. I have a jingle request for
2:09:20
your consideration. The Rubberlizer jingle. Yes, that's true. My donation
2:09:26
for the show does not warrant the jingle. However, allow
2:09:28
me to take you back to episode 1468. On that
2:09:31
show, I made a Rubbleizer donation, but that was before
2:09:34
the Rubbleizer donation was a thing. Oh, hold on a
2:09:37
second. We have to we have to correct that. No,
2:09:41
don't we? Yeah. At the time you remarked, that's the
2:09:47
longest rows of threes I think the show has ever
2:09:49
seen. That was after you interrupted John's read of my
2:09:52
donation note to announce that Ivana Trump had died. What
2:09:56
timing? Oh, yeah. No offense will be taken if you
2:10:00
choose to decline. Of course I'm not going to decline,
2:10:03
but it seemed worthwhile to ask given it's the last
2:10:05
opportunity. Thank you for your courage, Mr. Curry. Thank you
2:10:07
to the wonderful Dvorak family for all of the behind-the-scenes
2:10:10
work to make the No Agenda the best podcast in
2:10:13
the universe. Still listening at 1x speed, as it should
2:10:17
be. Sir Scovey, Grand Duke of the Piedmonts. India, Tango,
2:10:21
Mike. Stand by. 33. Bravo. There you go. Love that.
2:10:33
Next up, Alexander Broadfoot. $490.91 Challenge Coin. I started listening
2:10:39
to the show in 2013. Coming from Twit, I have
2:10:42
been a reader of JCD's articles since the 1980s. He
2:10:45
was right about the mouse, by the way. I started
2:10:48
a monthly $33.33 PayPal donation on April 1st, 2018. Though
2:10:54
I earned a new agenda knighthood in 2000. I kept
2:10:57
putting it off sending in my request to be knighted.
2:11:00
I put it off so long that I am now
2:11:05
at barren status. And JCD gave up waiting for me
2:11:10
and exercised his unfortunate exit strategy. Now that the show
2:11:13
is ending, I want to be knighted while Adam still
2:11:16
has the sword. Challenge coin is icing on the cake,
2:11:20
and that will be a great reminder and of a
2:11:22
tribute to JCD. In light of my procrastination, please knight
2:11:26
me, sir, can you? Baron of the White Mountains. I've
2:11:31
enjoyed the years of deconstruction both Thursdays each week and
2:11:34
will miss the show during Going Forward. Am I messing
2:11:37
this up? Yeah, a little bit. Both Thursdays. Both Thursdays.
2:11:40
What's both Thursdays every week? Well, we used to say
2:11:43
we're twice a week on Thursday. I guess, yeah. That's
2:11:46
what we used to say. Yeah, losing John was devastating
2:11:49
and it got me. I messed up. Losing John was
2:11:50
devastating. I am glad that Adam will continue some deconstruction
2:11:53
from a different perspective with Pastor Jimmy on We Get
2:11:56
to Do This. Thanks to both Adam and John for
2:11:59
the years of insightful deconstruction and so much fun in
2:12:02
the process. Would you please play the FOMR clip in
2:12:06
honor of John and his love for the Zephyr? His
2:12:09
economic reports were great. Five cards, eight cards. Hoi hoi
2:12:12
and such, Alex Broadfoot. Yes, hooey hooey. And it's a
2:12:16
foamer, but I'll actually do you better. I'll play two
2:12:18
clips. Yeah! All right. Yeah. One, two, three, four, five,
2:12:27
six, seven, eight, nine, ten, car train. Woo. Woo. Woo.
2:12:32
Woo. Woo. Woo. Calm down. Woo! Listen to that horn!
2:12:39
Yeah. Yeah. I haven't heard that one in ages. Before
2:12:43
we continue, we'll do another end of show mix. This
2:12:46
is a classic, and he re-sent it because it still
2:12:49
applies today. This is Secret Agent Paul who did many
2:12:54
of the great No Agenda end of show mixes and
2:12:57
jingles that we used throughout the years. You'll recognize it
2:13:00
immediately. We didn't light the fire. Maybe it was no
2:13:04
agenda that did. We'll be back in just a few
2:13:06
minutes. Enjoy.
2:13:30
Thank you. This is the New York Times. It's a
2:14:06
global warning and it's in the morning. Listening to no
2:14:10
agenda. The show is too long because they added this
2:14:14
song. Arab Spring Rising, call it advertising. ISIS, crisis, another
2:14:20
what's to put. Sean Penn, Haiti, save or create. Adam
2:14:25
lends a free, can't just suck it on soot. Climate
2:14:29
gate, disbelief, Adam's got a pet pee. North Korea, Disneyland,
2:14:34
Dianne Sawyer drunk again. It's really funky, moon based, but...
2:14:37
Thank you. Another FBI crisis to burden Just murder me
2:15:13
Adam's vicarious Edward Snowden Thank you Satan Safe space feelings
2:15:19
hurt Techno experts Eating bugs Yeah, no noodle For Monsanto
2:15:25
Listening to no agenda Never forgotten
2:15:32
♪ Ain't you no agenda ♪ But now I'm resigned
2:15:36
to always being behind Sudan, Iran, Turkmenistan, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Uzbekistan,
2:15:42
Kazakhstan, and before, Pakistan DHS, AQAP, TSA, HSBC, LGBTQ, IA,
2:15:50
LMLP Dishing out the calmer, Obama drives a clutch car,
2:15:55
man-made global warnings Need a trigger warning Chelsea, Manor, Bruce,
2:15:59
Jenner Every man enslaved, scanners, not Marie Mac and cheese,
2:16:03
everywhere that's 33 This ain't no agenda Be a donor,
2:16:09
don't become a boner This ain't no agenda Now I
2:16:14
must unload another episode 2012 Kony, Rooney's a chabrony Superstorm,
2:16:22
Sandy Hook, Sarah Palin wrote a book Anderson Cooper, Sanjay
2:16:27
Gupta, Tech Grouchy, Dr. Fauci, Banks, Browns
2:16:32
Climate guy, mic check, occupy. Secret Agent Paul, thank you
2:17:30
so much. All those things in there, like Coney 2012.
2:17:36
I mean, I couldn't. It was amazing, all the stuff
2:17:38
that we've talked about throughout the years. And I'll just
2:17:41
say, you know, we're... we're ending this show before this
2:17:45
midterm election, I got to tell you, I'm happy because
2:17:48
already it's like, Oh, we're going to have a blackout.
2:17:51
Oh, there's going to be a world war. Just after
2:17:53
almost two decades of doing this, trust me, it ain't
2:17:57
going to happen. Everything will be okay. If you feel
2:17:59
the world is spinning, just look down at the ground.
2:18:02
It'll all stop. And Justin Poole, Pooleks, The P-R-O-U-L-X with
2:18:09
a challenge coin. He says, ITM Adam and crew wishing
2:18:11
you the best in the next chapter for you all.
2:18:13
Keep doing amazing things. This donation brings me to night
2:18:16
status with two previous 333.33 donations. Let me be known
2:18:20
as Certificate of Participation of the North Canyon Lake Hills.
2:18:25
No jingles, no karma. That's a good one. That's a
2:18:27
great name. That's a great one. I love that. Sarah
2:18:30
Henley. Sarah Heine. Sarah Heine. Heine. I think it's Heine.
2:18:35
It's Heine. Let's go with Heine. Let's go with Heine.
2:18:37
Let's go with Sarah Heine. She gets challenged going. This
2:18:40
donation is my husband, Bobby's 45th birthday. On November 2nd,
2:18:43
we have treasured all the last stories and insights from
2:18:46
both JCD and Adam. Since we started listening in 22,
2:18:50
condolences to the Dvorak and Adam. We thank you for
2:18:53
everything. Big, beautiful hearts. Andrew Kluber with a challenge coin
2:18:58
donation. No notes. Thank you, Andy. Yeah, Andy Verreal. Villa
2:19:03
Real. I think it's Villa Real. Villa Real. Yes. You're
2:19:07
so good at this. You're so good at this. I've
2:19:08
been around, baby. I've been around. Villa Real. Yeah. Challenge
2:19:13
coin. Long-time listener, first-time donor, thank you for all the
2:19:16
analysis and insight. Rest in peace, John. Good luck to
2:19:19
your future endeavors. Adam, but also please give me a
2:19:23
jobs karma. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for
2:19:29
jobs. You saw. Lawrence Turnbull, Challenge Coin, thanks to John
2:19:36
Adam for the years of media deconstruction lessons. He says,
2:19:38
I'm going to miss the show very much. It's been
2:19:40
a while since I donated. Can I please, please get
2:19:43
a de-douche? You've been de-douched. Rest in peace, JCD, and
2:19:49
rest in peace, No Agenda Show. Kim Hillage, Challenge Coin,
2:19:54
no note. Ryan Jones, Challenge Coin, no note. Michael Henderson,
2:19:58
Challenge Coin. With a note, I've been man overboard for
2:20:01
several years now, but I always read every newsletter and
2:20:04
have been sending $5 a month for more than a
2:20:07
decade. Never bothered to total it up. One last hurrah
2:20:10
for the Curry and Dvorak families and the No Agenda
2:20:12
Nation. Thank you so much. That's nice. Long time. That's
2:20:16
great. Yeah. Very dedicated. Sir Mad Hatter, Knight of the
2:20:19
Fifth Column and Baron of Alabama. Uh, Adam, I appreciate
2:20:25
all you do and John did over the years. The
2:20:27
show was my North Star, my anchor to sanity in
2:20:30
an ever insane world. While I haven't been as active,
2:20:33
my wife Dame Jamie has kept me apprised of all
2:20:36
I need to know. While I'm sad that the Red
2:20:39
Book is being closed, I know that you and the
2:20:42
rest of the No Agenda family will continue doing great
2:20:44
things. If I go request a jingle, I'd love to
2:20:46
hear my daughters. Don't eat me, Joe Biden, one more
2:20:49
last time. Thank you for your courage. God bless you
2:20:52
and the No Agenda family. Sincerely, Sir Mad Hatter and
2:20:57
Dame Jamie. Don't eat me, Bo-Jaden. You're scary, Joe. scary.
2:21:02
Oh, Jaden. Oh, Jaden. Chris Corriveau, ChallengeCoin ITM. Thank you,
2:21:08
Adam, for all the great years of media deconstruction. To
2:21:10
everything there is a season and a time to every
2:21:12
purpose under heaven. Ecclesiastes 3.1. With this donation, it's also
2:21:17
from the birds. With this donation, my consistent sustaining donations
2:21:21
through the years easily makes me a knight. I would
2:21:24
like to be known as Sir Chris of Drift. with
2:21:26
Texas and the unincorporated territories. No agenda will live on
2:21:30
forever in our hearts and minds. Hope to run into
2:21:32
you one of these days when visiting Fredericksburg to thank
2:21:34
you in person. Chris and Leslie of the Fluffy Bottoms
2:21:37
Farm. Thank you. Nice. Dan Doering, another challenge coin. Thank
2:21:42
you, No Agenda family, for everything. This donation is for
2:21:46
my wife, Jamie Doering, who has come to love the
2:21:49
show as much as I have. She has a birthday
2:21:51
on November 4th. Please add her to the birthday list.
2:21:55
Thanks again. Rest in peace, JCD. She's on the list.
2:21:59
Sir Dan of West Central Ohio, Challenge Coin. Adam and
2:22:01
the Dvorak family have been listening for about six years
2:22:03
now. Unfortunately, the news of John's passing arrived a few
2:22:07
days before I left on vacation to Florida, and the
2:22:09
news of the show ending arrived while I was in
2:22:11
Europe. The only good thing about this is that it
2:22:13
gave me time to think about it. Thank you. not
2:22:36
to have the show to listen to twice a week,
2:22:38
but I will follow Adam on WGTDT and Curry and
2:22:41
the Keeper. I will also listen to the Dvorak's new
2:22:44
podcast, Party Line. Thank you for giving us the No
2:22:46
Agenda Show for the past 19 years from Sir Dan
2:22:49
of West Central Ohio. Is Curry and the Keeper confirmed?
2:22:54
It's coming back. Oh, yeah, it's confirmed. Yeah, it's coming
2:22:56
back. Very nice. It's coming back. Good. I want to
2:22:58
get those Salmon Yeh newsletters. That's right. You know? Next
2:23:03
is Sir Craig Porter. Challenge coin. Thank you for your
2:23:07
courage for the past 19 years. I'm sad that it's
2:23:09
come to an end, but I'm happy to see all
2:23:11
the support. 73 Sir Craig Porter of the Ronin, Las
2:23:15
Vegas, Nevada, N7FSN. November 7, Foxtrot, Sierra, November. Patrick Henry.
2:23:24
Hello, Patrick. Challenge going for you. In the morning, the
2:23:27
show meant a lot to me. I will always miss
2:23:28
it. I will continue praying for JCD and his family.
2:23:31
Thank you, Adam and John, for creating the best podcast
2:23:33
in the universe. Pat. David Villieu. Villieu. Challenge coin? You
2:23:40
don't think it's Villeux? Yes, Villeux. Of course it's Villeux.
2:23:43
Villeux. Milieu, Villeux. Simply saying, T-Y-F-Y-C, thank you for your
2:23:47
coverage. Yes, Sir Morgan. This donation brings me to Baron
2:23:51
status, and it will get a challenge coin as well.
2:23:53
I request the title of Sir Morgan, Divine Madman of
2:23:56
Fircrest, Baron of the Narrows in the South Puget Sound.
2:23:59
I can't thank you enough for the years of deconstruction.
2:24:01
deconstruction, insight, amygdala shrinkage, and laughs, no jingles, no karma.
2:24:07
Ryan Geist, another challenge coin. Thank you, Adam and John,
2:24:09
for all the years of media deconstruction, entertainment, and insight.
2:24:14
Can't be overstated the amount of joy, entertainment, and value
2:24:16
the two of you brought to all of us in
2:24:18
the No Agenda Nation. I've been listening since the first
2:24:20
JRE appearance. And who is that? Joe Rogan experience. Oh,
2:24:25
Joe Rogan. Yeah, Joe Rogan experience. Yeah. And no agenda.
2:24:28
I'm getting a little bit punchy. A lot of words,
2:24:31
a lot of words. And no agenda is because it's
2:24:34
a big part of my life, my wife and my
2:24:36
daughter as well. As much as much we all want
2:24:39
the show to continue. It cannot be the same without
2:24:43
John. And as hard as it may be, I think
2:24:46
this is the right way to go forward. I'm looking
2:24:48
forward to all the future projects from Adam, Tina, and
2:24:51
the Dvoraks. Best of luck, and thank you for your
2:24:53
courage. Hopefully, I got this in time for the challenge
2:24:55
coin. Please bestow the damehood on our human resource, Maggie.
2:25:00
She will be Dame Mags. Rocker chick of the raccoon
2:25:04
forest. Throw in some from Al Sharpton if you can.
2:25:07
Ryan. Thanks to you, Ed. Is this Crown Hall Day
2:25:13
2? We are watching. That was Attorney General Eric Holder,
2:25:18
ABD, about some Republicans at home are already beating the
2:25:25
drums of war. Today, the Pentagon refuted that claim. He
2:25:29
said the Americans... American people do not want him to
2:25:33
quote, they do not want him dwindling his thumb. You
2:25:37
can get a gig as a contortionist. Intervenous fluids and
2:25:42
pills coated with gelettin. We don't leave our women or
2:25:49
men in uniform. behind. It's a monument to the hubris
2:25:54
of Dick Cheney. Representative Raul Ara Labrador. Years of abuse.
2:26:00
I personally apologize to Mr. Peabody. Just asked. Soon to
2:26:06
be former congressman. Democrats are outright jitty. CIA's counter and
2:26:12
counter-tour Counter-terrorism. No travel. No travel. Shinsketti. Why do I
2:26:20
always mess up his name? Shinsketti. I love my critics.
2:26:25
I have fun with that. Oh, man. What a staple
2:26:28
of the show.
2:26:30
Rev Al. John always groused how much money he was
2:26:33
making compared to us. And there's Lee Pereira with a
2:26:36
Challenge Coin donation. No, no. Thank you, Lee. You taking
2:26:41
Tom Hesseman? No, I'm doing it. Challenge coin. This is
2:26:43
from Tom Hesseman of New Hope, Minnesota. Need to have
2:26:47
the JCD challenge coin. I'd also like to claim my
2:26:50
overdue knighthood. Call me Sir Valance of Hennepin County. I'm
2:26:54
going to miss you guys. Oh, thank you so much.
2:26:58
Let me see. Thomas Schaefer with ChallengeCoin. Thank you for
2:27:02
your service. I'll do Sir Brian the Slow and Steady
2:27:05
Knight with the ChallengeCoin. Thank you, Reverend Sir Brian. And
2:27:08
I'll take on Commodore Sir James of the Derby, Derby
2:27:12
City, Ph.D., ChallengeCoin donation, ITM. It was tough to hear
2:27:16
that no agenda will be. know more after tomorrow's episode.
2:27:18
I've missed neither an episode nor a donation segment since
2:27:21
Adam hit me in the mouth on Joe Rogan experience.
2:27:24
However, I get it. It just can't be the same
2:27:26
without the immortal JCD. I wish both the Dvorak and
2:27:29
Curry families nothing but the best going forward. The team
2:27:32
of John and Adam brought so much to so many
2:27:35
for so long. This donation gets me to baronet status,
2:27:38
but that's not important. I look forward to the JCD
2:27:40
Challenge coin. I collected several of my years in the
2:27:43
Army, but kept very few. This coin will go alongside
2:27:46
the couple that I did hang on to. Until we
2:27:48
meet again, no jingles, just karma for the entirety of
2:27:51
No Agenda Nation. Jim Turner, Commodore, Sir James of the
2:27:55
Derby City Pesach, PhD in Louisville, Kentucky. Nice. By the
2:27:59
way, this is... Hold on, hold on, Carmen. Sorry, sorry,
2:28:02
sorry. You crashed the karma. Yep, go ahead. Do I
2:28:05
do it again? No, no, go ahead. Go ahead. It's
2:28:08
fine. It's fine. These are the kind of shows, this
2:28:11
length is where the Sony headphones come in very handy.
2:28:15
Oh, you want comfortable cans, man. You want comfortable cans.
2:28:18
I know. I apologize about stepping on the karma. It's
2:28:22
okay. I'm sure it's okay. Joshua Bile. He's getting a
2:28:27
challenge coin. Thank you, Adam and JCD, for 19 years
2:28:30
of media deconstruction. You two got me through the ups
2:28:33
and downs of my life. And for that, I am
2:28:35
truly grateful in the morning. Paul Hobbs comes in with
2:28:40
a challenge coin donation, no note. And Sir Brent Dombrowski
2:28:43
of Castle Rock also wants a challenge coin, according to
2:28:46
the donation level. Adam and the Dvorak family, thank you
2:28:48
for the last 14 years that I've been listening to
2:28:51
the show. A big thank you to the Dvorak family
2:28:53
for sharing all the heartfelt producer notes. I'm not sure
2:28:56
I would have made it through 20 minutes, let alone
2:28:58
two shows without breaking down. The ham call out hit
2:29:01
me the hardest. That was tough for me too. I'm
2:29:03
sad and relieved about... Thank you. past, but I didn't
2:29:27
get them since I didn't feel they were earned. I
2:29:29
feel I've earned this one. I look forward to the
2:29:31
new shows and wish everyone the best. Sir Brent Dombrowski
2:29:34
of Castle Rock. Sir Nick, Knight of Knoxville's 33rd degree,
2:29:39
like many, I wept when John passed. It was more
2:29:42
of my hope that his soul was preserved beyond the
2:29:45
veil. But I prayed about it pretty vehemently, and within
2:29:50
a day I was overwhelmed. A sense of peace passed
2:29:52
over me that everything was okay. I will always remember
2:29:56
towards the end I heard John say, I'm sorry. I'm
2:29:58
not a Christian. While that isn't going all the way,
2:30:01
it's something that hinted at a lint spark still kindled
2:30:06
within. Thank you for both your fortitude, reliability, and discipline.
2:30:10
To be a man others want to emulate is to
2:30:12
live a worthy life. To be a man who wants
2:30:15
to emulate Christ is to live the highest life. Adam,
2:30:18
I recorded my first episode of Meridian Hour. Find it
2:30:22
at meridianhour.com and on subspec.rss.com. I took your advice a
2:30:28
while ago on how to start a hyper-local podcast and
2:30:31
bought the gear. But yesterday I buckled down, recorded, and
2:30:34
posted. Yep. I will gather Christian guests in Knoxville for
2:30:38
news, perspectives, and stories of faith. If you want a
2:30:40
Jew, just call. Meridian Hours every Wednesday. Well, we get
2:30:44
the same first part. Dial a Jew. We get the
2:30:46
first part. Dial a Jew. We get the first part.
2:30:48
That's it. Meridian Hours every Wednesday at high noon because
2:30:51
it's high time for Jesus. With love and gratitude, Sir
2:30:54
Nick Knight of Knoxville's 33rd degree. Good job. Keep it
2:30:58
going. Tony C, Challenge Coin. I'm a big fan from
2:31:01
way back before the Hot Pockets Tour when I met
2:31:03
Adam in Fredericksburg, Virginia. I wish I could have met
2:31:06
JCD, too. No jingles, no karma. Just wishing all the
2:31:09
best to the Curry and Dvorak families from Tony C.
2:31:12
Kerry Jackson, Knighthood. This is on top of a monthly
2:31:15
$50 bank check since... August of 2024 should put me
2:31:20
over the 2000 to get my knighthood on the last
2:31:23
show of the world's best podcast. No jingles, no extras,
2:31:27
just best wishes to the Curry and Dvorak families. Nice.
2:31:30
Daniel Spruill, Challenge Coin Donation, no note. Sean Roberts, thank
2:31:34
you for your courage and rest in peace, JCD. Truly
2:31:37
the best in the universe. Thank you to all. What
2:31:39
a long and strange trip it's been. And. Count Dr.
2:31:44
Sir One Awesome Jason, PhD, says ITM Andrew and Adam
2:31:48
and the other hosts. Congratulations to you and your family
2:31:52
on the birth of Cleo. Jay, Brennan and Dvorak family
2:31:54
on the birth of Nora Evelyn. And my niece Ashley,
2:31:57
her husband Isaac, and her family on the birth of
2:31:59
Ella Grace. She was born premature but healthy on July
2:32:02
7th and is doing well. While Ashley was hospitalized with
2:32:06
pre-eclampsia, Eclampsia. Oh, that sucks. Family and friends were able
2:32:11
to visit and stay at the Ronald McDonald House to
2:32:13
my list. And I'm adding the Ronald McDonald House to
2:32:16
my list of annual contributions. Yes, Tina worked for them
2:32:18
for years. Dvorak, thank you for sharing John with us
2:32:21
for the last 19 years. I heard somewhere that no
2:32:24
man is truly dead until his name is no longer
2:32:26
said. JCD will live on and overshadow. and all who
2:32:30
were touched by him. No homo. Adam, good luck in
2:32:33
your future endeavors. I look forward to seeing where life
2:32:36
takes you. Andrew, thank you for your personalized investment advice.
2:32:39
He's a customer. I guess so. You mean, yes, yes,
2:32:43
of course. Yes, no, I owe him. With these donations,
2:32:49
I do believe I've reached the level of count. He
2:32:52
would like an... Al Sharpton. Hold on a second. I'm
2:32:57
going to do respect again because we've done a bunch
2:32:59
of sharpens already. Karma for all rev. Al Jingle. Thank
2:33:03
you for your courage. Count Dr. Sir. One awesome. Jason,
2:33:06
PhD. Red Knight of the Order of the Heart and
2:33:08
Order of the Ants. Thank you. R-E-S-P-I-C-T You've got karma.
2:33:20
From Sahil Amin. In the morning. Thank you so much
2:33:23
for 13 years of the best podcast in the universe.
2:33:26
This donation is a special donation in honor of Suril
2:33:29
Amin. From his brother and sister, Sahil and Shafali. Surreal
2:33:34
is the person who first hit us in the mouth
2:33:36
on an episode of the No Agenda Show. Surreal was
2:33:39
an avid listener to many podcasts, and as our older
2:33:42
brother, he often forced Quote, forced us to listen to
2:33:45
whatever he was listening to by controlling the speakers on
2:33:48
our family computer. Although we didn't admit that for some
2:33:50
time, we grew to enjoy the days where he would
2:33:53
download the latest episode of No Agenda and play it
2:33:55
while the two of us worked on our homework. Over
2:33:57
time, the three of us grew, they were young, I
2:33:59
guess. Over time, the three of us grew into huge
2:34:02
fans of not just Adam and John, but the entire
2:34:04
No Agenda community. We would discuss fan art, engage with
2:34:07
producers on Twitter, and before we knew it, random jingles
2:34:11
started becoming vocal stims and inside jokes, and we would
2:34:15
share with each other almost on a daily basis. With
2:34:18
the No Agenda show coming to an end... We are
2:34:20
so happy that we've been able to be a part
2:34:22
of something so unique and refreshing. With the three of
2:34:25
us beginning listening to the show, we were still in
2:34:27
grade school. Oh, my gosh. That's young. Well, there's an
2:34:31
explicit on the show, by the way, just to be
2:34:32
clear. The show generally changed the way we came to
2:34:35
approach the world. The three of us would not be
2:34:37
the people we are today without the influence of John,
2:34:40
Adam, and the No Agenda producers. That's pretty heavy, huh?
2:34:43
Thank you so much for 19 amazing years of dedicating
2:34:46
your time, your talent, and your treasures with us, the
2:34:49
No Agenda listeners and community at Lombo. large and thank
2:34:52
you to our brother Surreal for being one of the
2:34:55
first listeners. We now give him the gift of being
2:34:58
one of the final producers. Here's to No Agenda Nation
2:35:02
and JNK. No jingles, no karma. Sahil and Shefali Amin.
2:35:12
Yes. Wow, so many beautiful notes and many more to
2:35:17
come as we close out the final episode of the
2:35:19
No Agenda Show episode 1916. But we're going to take
2:35:24
a little bathroom break here. with Melody and his end
2:35:28
of show mix for this final show. It's the end
2:35:30
of an era, but our vision is clearer. Thanks to
2:35:33
the No Agenda Show. Thank you for your service to
2:35:38
Gitmo Nation. Adam and John were quite the sensation. You
2:35:43
trained a generation of human resources and found... your exit
2:35:48
strategies. Nineteen years. What could have been better? You had
2:35:58
it down to a letter Not bad for just a
2:36:01
comedy show But it's time to move on To bigger
2:36:07
and better things Music Jesus is calling and the future
2:36:14
rings. So goodbye for now. All fighters ain't adios in
2:36:22
73. Mofos, producers and such. No agenda nation is made.
2:36:30
Very best. We love you very much. We love you
2:36:36
very much. There's nothing more to rehearse Adios, mofo. Yo,
2:37:04
Melody. Last call, he says, for the best show ever.
2:37:08
in the universe. Cloud Pemble with a challenge coin donation,
2:37:12
388.83 plus fees in Eugene, Oregon. Oodles. Oodles of thanks
2:37:17
go out to Crackpot, Buzzkill, and all the producers of
2:37:19
the best podcasts in the universe. Please deduce. You've been
2:37:23
deduced. Jingles, there's no winning and the JCD Ghost Donates.
2:37:28
Oh, there's no winning. We don't like to foster a
2:37:31
competitive atmosphere, but we laugh a lot. Now everyone hug
2:37:35
and share a secret. Thank you. You've got... Donate! Donate!
2:37:44
Donate! It's Parma. Troy Haskin, Challenge Coin. Dear Adam, in
2:37:51
addition to donating for the JCD Challenge Coin, I started
2:37:55
a monthly $33.33, magic number, donation back in 2018, and
2:38:00
I've quietly attained barren status. Accounting attached in CSV format.
2:38:05
Thank you. I apologize. Handy. Import, import. Thank you. I
2:38:09
apologize for the delay, but the email notification informing me
2:38:12
of my value for value was always enough until this
2:38:15
final hour. If possible, I would like to attain my
2:38:18
knighthood baroni. Yes, Barone. What do you call it? You
2:38:25
call it Barone? Barone. Barone. Barone. Barone. He proclaimed Baron
2:38:29
Troy of the Midwest, of the Mid-Southwest and received a
2:38:32
deduce. You've been deduced. You've been deduced. I'm not usually
2:38:39
one of those gush over parasocial relationships, but over the
2:38:43
15 years I've been a producer, you, John, and Noah
2:38:45
Jen have become a cornerstone of my life. No matter
2:38:48
how baneful the day or cold the night, the show
2:38:51
has been my ultimate protection from the tumult and cacophony
2:38:54
of the world. For that... From the bottom of my
2:38:57
heart, thank you for your courage and thanks to you,
2:38:59
John, the keeper of the Dvoraks and the whole Noah
2:39:01
Jenner Nation for theirs. I will miss John like the
2:39:04
uncle I never had. And I look forward to the
2:39:06
new adventures, the show and shows that carry the legacy
2:39:09
forward. Love and light, Troy Haskin. Sir Steiner of Spokanistan,
2:39:15
challenge coin. Thank you for the infotainment and community. No
2:39:18
endings, just beginnings. Le roi est morte, vive le roi.
2:39:22
This will put me into Barney. I claim the Chalet
2:39:25
River Valley. One last goat karma to enter the Regency.
2:39:28
Sir Steiner of Spokanistan. Thank you for your courage, he
2:39:32
says. You've got karma. Nicholas Schroeder. Sir Nicholas Schroeder, Ph.D.,
2:39:42
the Forgotten Jedi, Sergeant at Arms, Protector of the Roundtable,
2:39:46
checking in for one last executive producer note. I can't
2:39:49
believe it's over. After all the failed exit strategies, here
2:39:53
we are today. A reminder of Ecclesiastes 3.1-8, beginning with,
2:40:03
for everything there's a season and a time... For every
2:40:07
matter under heaven. Thanks to all the cast and crew.
2:40:10
For making this work all these years. I've learned so
2:40:13
much from both the talent. And the producers. Especially in
2:40:15
the darkest of times. The show has been a beacon
2:40:17
of light. Teaching us all to sift beyond the obvious.
2:40:20
And find deeper deconstructed truths. Thank you for your courage.
2:40:25
See you all at the round table. I'll have my
2:40:27
usual order of, let's see if Adam can finally say
2:40:30
it right. Yeah, you do it. Kashasha. Shasha and my
2:40:35
Brazilian hottie love and light no thank you Nicholas Christopher
2:40:39
Mangan challenge coin in the morning he says thank you
2:40:42
for your courage Adam and John COVID and Joe Rogan
2:40:44
brought me to no agenda Adam and I returned to
2:40:47
Christ within two weeks of each other and I look
2:40:48
forward to your next podcasting adventure Adam my JCD challenge
2:40:52
coin will live next to the uncorroded double A battery
2:40:55
from 1997 that I pulled from my VHS cassette adapter
2:40:59
while listening to JCD's Best of His Summer. Happens to
2:41:03
dance lives. They don't make them like they used to,
2:41:06
and they certainly won't make another No Agenda podcast. Thank
2:41:09
you for everything. Best of luck to you, Adam. Thank
2:41:11
you. Very nice. Sir AJ Reistad, this count of... Idaho.
2:41:17
We say Viscount, actually. You say Viscount? Yeah, Viscount. Don't
2:41:22
ask me why. You say... You say Barony. I say
2:41:25
Barony. Okay. This count it is. Yeah. $400.91 for a
2:41:34
challenge coin. With our beloved John, Claude left us a
2:41:37
giant hole that was created in the universe that could
2:41:40
never be filled. My deepest condolences to Mimi. Eric and
2:41:44
Dee, JC and Jesse, Jay and Brennan, and Adam and
2:41:48
Tina. Thank you for all the sharing of John's wit
2:41:50
and wisdom with us for all of the 19 years.
2:41:53
As I have all the previous No Agenda Challenge coins,
2:41:56
I'm compelled to acquire the final offering in honor of
2:41:59
the greatest buzzkill of all time. I wish I could
2:42:02
swing 33, the big one, the 3333.33, the big giant
2:42:06
donation for the ultra-inclusive Rubbleizer Challenge going, but I am
2:42:10
not Uber Associate Producer Dane Brunetti, J. Cal, or Andrew.
2:42:17
For the best podcasts in the universe, thanks for the
2:42:19
wonderful memories and the media deconstruction, Sir A. Jay Reistad,
2:42:24
Viscount of Idaho, Baron of Yellowstone, and the Treasure Valley
2:42:30
of Idaho, and Gitmo Nation. Sir Otter of the Flatwater,
2:42:34
challenge coin. Love the show. I found it far too
2:42:37
late, but perhaps it was the best time. Everything happens
2:42:39
for a reason. Good luck, Adam. Long live JCD. Title
2:42:43
change, Baron Otter of the Flatwater, $3,600 total. Thank you.
2:42:48
And wants a Sharpton. Man, we're running out of Sharptons
2:42:53
to play here. What do I have? We have a
2:42:56
classic here. March for economic justice today in Lower Manhattan.
2:43:00
Reverend Al Sharpton will be leading the march on Wall
2:43:03
Street. The movement is a call to action to urge
2:43:06
corporate America to resist the Trump administration's anti-DEI push. The
2:43:11
march starts at the African Burial Ground near Foley Square,
2:43:14
then moves up. to wall street but resist we much
2:43:18
we must and we will much about that be committed
2:43:24
and he also requested prayer prayers prayers You want to
2:43:32
take the next big one? Sure. Carolina Garcia, Challenge Coin,
2:43:35
ITM Adam. I was hit in the mouth by my
2:43:37
dude named Ben. Husband won in 2011. My first donation
2:43:41
was back at show 593 where John complimented me in
2:43:44
my penmanship. Yes, he loved good penmanship. Then and throughout
2:43:48
COVID, God... Then throughout COVID, God, my family, and the
2:43:54
No Agenda show kept me sane while working at the
2:43:55
hospital. Unfortunately, I had to take the jab. On the
2:43:58
plus side, my husband and I were enlightened to have
2:44:00
our kids homeschooled during the pandemic, and they were spared.
2:44:04
It was around this time that I started sending weekly
2:44:06
donations. I believe there was a show where one of
2:44:08
you mentioned to donate the amount of 2020 in honor
2:44:11
of the COVID year. I thought it was such a
2:44:13
great amount, and then with every year change, I kept
2:44:16
increasing it, but I stopped at 2024. I like those
2:44:18
numbers. And I kept donating until John's passing. Now my
2:44:22
current weekly donation is 2222, monthly 8888. Thank you. In
2:44:27
the past year, I kept thinking of writing again and
2:44:29
handwriting it extra nicely just for John, but the convenience
2:44:32
of the recurring donations kept holding me back, and unfortunately,
2:44:36
it's too late now. As a family, we are devastated
2:44:38
that the show is ending, but you guys have been
2:44:40
such a part of our lives. My son getting in
2:44:42
trouble at school for saying douchebag, my daughter always humming
2:44:46
the jingles, and my husband. and I telling each other,
2:44:49
did you listen to No Agenda yet? We are very
2:44:52
grateful for the time you gave us for all the
2:44:56
lessons, tips, laughter, and hope. We're especially happy for you,
2:44:59
Adam. We rejoice when you accepted Jesus Christ as your
2:45:02
Lord and Savior and are grateful you are working for
2:45:04
the kingdom. Throughout the years, I've donated $6,115.85, plus today's
2:45:11
donation of $491. My family and I would like to
2:45:14
be part of the round. Well deserved. I would like
2:45:17
to be known as Colombian Dame in the Garden State.
2:45:20
My husband, Juan, would be known as Sir Juan of
2:45:22
the Round Router. Our son, Christopher, would like to be
2:45:24
known as Sir Corvus. And our daughter would like to
2:45:27
be known as Dame Michidi. At the Round Table, we
2:45:31
would like Colombian empanadas and cordaditos. Cordaditos. Now, what is
2:45:37
that? It's a coffee. It's actually a sweetened Cuban coffee,
2:45:41
a couple of shots of Cuban coffee, some milk on
2:45:43
top, some sugar. Oh, yeah. Cortadito. Cortadito. Delicious. Cortadito. That's
2:45:46
right up my alley. They have been ordered for you,
2:45:49
the cortaditos. Don't worry. I'll screw it up during the
2:45:52
ceremony. Cortaditos. Yeah. From the new agenda shop at Challenge
2:45:57
Coin. There you go. Not sure if this will be
2:45:58
great, but it was an honor. Best wishes to the
2:46:02
Curry and Dvorak families forever. Thank you for your courage.
2:46:05
Thank you for your courage. I know that you guys
2:46:08
really did that as a labor of love and it
2:46:10
is so appreciated. Thank you. Dame Gina and Sir Gator,
2:46:14
Challenge Coin. ITM has been an honor sitting on the
2:46:17
NOAA General Roundtable all these years. We look forward to
2:46:19
listening in on what comes next for the Currys and
2:46:22
Dvorak's. God bless Dame Gina and Sir Gator of the
2:46:26
North Texas Swamps. Dave Retner.
2:46:30
I write this with heartfelt sorrow, not only because this
2:46:34
is the last No Agenda show, but also because of
2:46:35
the empty space in my heart from the passing of
2:46:37
John. I have been an avid listener of the show
2:46:40
since one. I've been here since DSC. What is the
2:46:45
Daily Source Code? By the way, I'm a hybrid. I
2:46:48
know what these things are, by the way. I just
2:46:50
don't see them written like this all the time. I'm
2:46:52
a hybrid shrunch folder. I'm a hybrid shrunch folder. I'll
2:46:57
keep this note short. I have shed more than one
2:46:59
tear for John and Dvorak's family, as well as Adam
2:47:02
and Tina and the whole No Agenda family. I have
2:47:05
smiled and laughed at all the memories of John. It
2:47:08
reminds me of something that someone said to me when
2:47:10
their father passed away in 2026. Someone said... You can
2:47:15
cry that they are gone or smile that they have
2:47:17
lived. I've done both. Since I heard of John's passing,
2:47:21
I have, however, smiled and laughed a lot more than
2:47:24
I have shed a tear. I would just like to
2:47:26
pray a blessing over the Dvorak family, the Curry family,
2:47:29
and the whole No Agenda family as we enter the
2:47:31
new chapter of our lives. With this donation and all
2:47:33
the past donations, it's only fitting that this last show
2:47:36
I become knight. Accounting below. I respectfully request the title
2:47:41
of night of that bullcrap.com. In honor of John, in
2:47:46
retirement I found that you have even more bullcraft to
2:47:49
deal with than you were when you were working. Best
2:47:52
to you and the Dvorak family with this new chapter
2:47:54
of your lives. Jingle Request, the best podcast in the
2:47:57
universe. 33 is the magic number. And boogity, boogity, boogity,
2:48:02
boogity. Boogity, boogity, boogity. Night to the bullcraft. crap, Dave
2:48:06
Retterer, Eve Evergreen, Colorado. Wow, that's the best podcast in
2:48:11
the universe. Magic number. Yeah, yeah. Magic number two. Look
2:48:23
at it, look at it, look at it And there's
2:48:31
Manuka Gold from ManukaGold.com. And they say, from the Manuka
2:48:35
Gold family, ever since our partner Dennis Cato introduced us,
2:48:38
No Agenda has been one of the most fulfilling, fun,
2:48:40
and rewarding parts of our company's history. We will forever
2:48:43
be grateful for all the episodes that kept this company
2:48:46
while we worked on shipping orders and all the listeners
2:48:49
who have been so very kind, enthusiastic. and supportive of
2:48:52
our family business. Thank you for the memories, Adam and
2:48:55
John and the whole crew. From the bottom of our
2:48:57
hearts, we cannot thank you enough. You made a genuine
2:48:59
difference in our lives. ITM forever, and check them out
2:49:03
at ManukaGold.com. Thank you. Sir Paul Schneider, Baron of, nope,
2:49:09
sorry, back up. Robert Rock. Thank you for your courage.
2:49:13
There you go. Challenge coin, yep. Sir Paul Schneider, Baron
2:49:17
of Edmonton, challenge coin. Please credit me as Sir Paul
2:49:19
Schneider, Baron of Edmonton. So done. My accounting says I
2:49:22
became an Earl in January without noticing. So I'd like
2:49:25
to take this last chance for my title upgrade. Thank
2:49:28
you for all you and John have given us over
2:49:30
the years. Sir Bryguy. Uh, challenge coin. Please, uh, blessings
2:49:37
as a new chapter begins. No agenda kept many of
2:49:39
us sane as the media tried to spin us out
2:49:41
of control. You both touched innumerable lives and should be
2:49:45
taking solace in that legacy. Hoping to hear John say,
2:49:49
that's bullcrap. One last time. Sir, Brian, you know what
2:49:53
Dvorak says? He says bullcrap. There you go. Charlie Gitson,
2:49:58
Challenge Coin. John and Adam, I've been wanting to donate
2:50:01
for such a long time, I was not going to
2:50:03
miss this opportunity to do so in the very last
2:50:05
episode. I've been a dedicated listener since Jacob hit me
2:50:09
in the mouth when I was telling him I was
2:50:10
listening to Joe Rogan. He suggested for me to listen
2:50:12
to your first episode of the Joe Rogan Experience. Well,
2:50:15
that was just released the day before. I listened to
2:50:18
it, and I was hooked. I have not missed an
2:50:20
episode of No Agenda Since. You both were there for
2:50:23
me. Wow. I leave for work Sunday night and listen
2:50:47
to your show the whole way down. I return home
2:50:49
Thursday after I lock up the store and listen to
2:50:52
the Thursday show on my way home. I did this
2:50:54
for almost a year while I was working for the
2:50:56
previous owner and trying to buy his company. I'm super
2:50:58
grateful to say that I am the new owner of
2:51:01
Crater Chainsaw, and I just hit my one-year anniversary on
2:51:04
the 24th of October. Congratulations. I should have started donating
2:51:09
after show 1838's tip of the day when John recommended
2:51:12
an electric power washer. My dream was to donate and
2:51:15
pitch my sales ability to John. I wanted him to
2:51:18
put me in as a tip of the day. Call
2:51:20
Charlie at Crater Chainsaw for any of your steel outdoor
2:51:23
power equipment needs. I can hear his voice now. Yeah.
2:51:27
I miss listening to John every show. I can still
2:51:29
hear it in your voice, Adam, that you miss a
2:51:31
lot. I will always keep his challenge going with me.
2:51:35
Adam, I accept your exit strategy from no agenda. I
2:51:37
pray that you continue to do doing what you do,
2:51:40
what you and I will start listening to. We get
2:51:42
to do this and hit some people in the mouth
2:51:44
for you. My favorite jingle. I was waiting for it.
2:51:48
is the shape-shifting Jews. I was going to play it
2:51:50
no matter what for you, Andrew. Thank you. Throw it
2:51:54
at the end of show mix. I'll do it right
2:51:56
now. I'm no knight, but I'm happy to stick around
2:51:58
and help the kitchen and crew get the event ready
2:52:00
at the round table. Thank you. And this is from
2:52:03
Sir Paul. Yeah, beautiful. Sun's going down. My horns may
2:52:36
be starting to come out any moment now, so I've
2:52:38
got to adjust. Let me adjust my headphones here. I'm
2:52:44
sorry, gas bastard of upper Petrolia. Upper Petrolia. Yes. A
2:52:51
challenge coin donation for my son who dedouched me straight
2:52:55
into nighthood. Adam's departure from the show and its effective
2:52:58
end borders on some sadness as losing, on the same
2:53:01
sadness as losing John. It had me rerunning the shows
2:53:03
that brought me into the milieu. They were Adam's appearance
2:53:07
on Twist. I remember that show, Twist. Yeah, this week
2:53:10
in startups. Yep. And the subsequent, I remember that way
2:53:13
from way back then, that was in the beginning. Yeah.
2:53:16
And I was always like, how was Leo not unhappy
2:53:18
about this? He was. He was unhappy about it. Yeah.
2:53:23
And the subsequent 10-10-10 episode of No Agenda, I recommend
2:53:26
that all re-watch the Twist episode. At that time, I
2:53:29
was a ride-or-die Twist fan. Adam's insights were much deeper.
2:53:34
Then were weird aliens. Sorry, Tyler. The episode foreshadowed Ronetti's
2:53:38
descent into the companies. The slow breakdown of big media.
2:53:42
The subsequent decentralization of everything. The power of a .co
2:53:47
URL. And the concept that Adam would be a good
2:53:51
televangelist. Yeah, baby. I randomly listened for you. I randomly
2:53:56
listened for years, but COVID cemented the habit. In any
2:53:58
case, as much as I appreciate the whole B-team's excellent
2:54:01
contribution to the corpus, John and Adam – I think
2:54:04
that's some in there somewhere. John and Adam has created
2:54:07
some of the best asymmetric intimacy in the universe. Yeah.
2:54:11
It is interesting to ruminate on that concept. And so
2:54:14
many of those relationships are woven through my lived experience.
2:54:18
Maybe I'm just being set up for the AI avatars.
2:54:23
Greatest thing, thanks to John and Adam and a heck
2:54:25
of a job to the entire value stack in all
2:54:29
FEMA regions. And thank you for your courage. Maybe all
2:54:33
fuel be high test. Sir gas bastard of upper petrolia.
2:54:39
Yak karma, please. Yeah, we got some yak karma for
2:54:42
you. There you go. You've got... Karma. Okay. Onward to
2:54:54
Ray Javier. The challenge going. We miss getting to hear
2:54:58
what the boys have to say, but we are so
2:55:00
grateful to catch this wave with you all and ride
2:55:03
it to the end. Can I get an I love
2:55:04
my truck jingle and some baby-making karma? Thanks for everything.
2:55:08
Ray Javier in Davis, California. I love my truck. You've
2:55:16
got... That should do it. I feel something's coming. Alexander
2:55:26
Smith from Anchorage, Alaska. If the roundtable permits, I humbly
2:55:32
request the moniker of Sir Ray of the Salmonberry Flats.
2:55:37
Yeah, so granted. Spencer Christian, thank you for many years
2:55:40
of media deconstruction. Sorry I didn't pass more insights from
2:55:43
the SCIF. The No Agenda is my favorite podcast. I
2:55:46
will miss it dearly, and you'll be getting a challenge
2:55:48
going. Very nice. Another challenge coin for Darren O'Hara. Hi,
2:55:53
Adam and JCD's family. Thank you for the last seven
2:55:56
years. I wish I'd found you sooner, but I found
2:55:58
you at the right time. Thank you for helping my
2:56:01
family and me get through COVID, its aftermath, and for
2:56:04
keeping my amygdala small. Thank you for Andrew for first
2:56:08
introducing me to JCD through the DH Unplugged podcast and
2:56:12
ultimately leading me back to no agenda. Hey, there you
2:56:15
go. I never claimed my knighthood from my double donation
2:56:18
bonus all the way back to show 1500. Time definitely
2:56:22
flies. I would like my knight name to be... Hmm,
2:56:28
Sir Shredsley
2:56:30
Protector of Malmoth, June Lakes, and the Eastern Sierras, Slayer
2:56:34
of Fresh Pow, and Sworn Enemy of the Lift Lines.
2:56:39
For the round table, I'd like medium rare prime rib
2:56:41
and a finger of buffalo trace. Lastly, it appears the
2:56:45
baby-making karma worked last time, see? So I'd like to
2:56:49
ask for more baby-making karma again today. Thank you to
2:56:52
all the guest hosts who have helped to keep no
2:56:54
agenda going in these past few months. Thank you again,
2:56:57
and thank you for your courage. And the best, all
2:57:01
the best, and Godspeed, Darren. You've got... Karma Michael Wilson
2:57:14
and Hunter McBride both get a challenge coin. They did
2:57:17
not leave a note, but Carl Miller did. He says,
2:57:19
I'm a longtime shoplifter, sending in an even longer due
2:57:23
first donation. My plan was always to insonite myself when
2:57:26
I got debt free. And though I'm not there yet,
2:57:28
this seems more important to do now. I found you
2:57:30
guys during a very low point of my mental health
2:57:33
due to a half botched spine surgery just before COVID.
2:57:37
Okay. it without you. So count me as one life
2:58:00
saved or created, and my human resources as two created.
2:58:06
On the morning of July 23rd, I got up to
2:58:08
drive to work as usual, and at 4.30 a.m. as
2:58:11
a 41-year-old blue-collar man, I was crying listening to episode
2:58:14
1888. When my time comes, if something even half as
2:58:18
beautiful as Adam's eulogy was, for John has said about
2:58:20
me, I know all of this has been worth it.
2:58:23
I truly cannot thank you enough, and if I've earned
2:58:25
anything the last... I've learned anything the last six years,
2:58:28
six and a half years. It is that nothing is
2:58:31
guaranteed in life, not even life itself. All good things
2:58:34
must come to an end. Even death can bring great
2:58:37
new beginnings. I would like to request a JCD Hot
2:58:40
Pockets. A baby-making karma. Wow, the baby-making karma is getting
2:58:45
going. It's crazy. Okay, JCD Hot Pockets. Oops, hold on
2:58:50
a second. Where's my JCD Hot Pockets? There it is.
2:58:54
And if possible, one last, what are you drinking after
2:58:57
hearing a can of? I don't have it. That was,
2:58:59
we could only do that live. It will never be
2:59:02
enough, but thank you again, Carl Miller, Wontage, New Jersey.
2:59:07
Hot Pockets. You've got... Karma. Christopher Perry, a $491.91 challenge
2:59:24
coin. Best wishes from Sir Selvarin. We need another hangout,
2:59:29
but oh well. Best BetJCD thinks it's a cool challenge
2:59:34
coin to end the show, but I also suspect he's
2:59:36
thinking, geez, for that price, they should dip each coin
2:59:41
in my ashes before shipping. It's gruesome, but I love
2:59:47
it. Sarcastic the Nomad, long-time listener. Glenmore, Pennsylvania, $400. All
2:59:52
things there is a season. Thank you for your courage,
2:59:55
says Sarcastic the Nomad. $400. We're off the challenge coins
3:00:00
here, I guess. Anna Anonymous Smith from Water... Water... Watervliet.
3:00:09
Have you heard that town before? No, of course not.
3:00:12
Okay, New York. I'm in New York. I must be
3:00:14
upstate somewhere. Watervliet, New York. In the morning, heard about
3:00:18
the show through Alison Morrow and discovered that whether some
3:00:21
of us agree or disagree on the topics at hand,
3:00:24
there is one thing we could all agree on, be
3:00:27
it in the form of media A deconstruction. A laugh.
3:00:30
An alternative perspective. The most interesting of clips. Love the
3:00:33
glitter conspiracy. A tip of the day. Or... Community Tay.
3:00:39
Community Tay. Community Tay. Community Tay. No agenda is always
3:00:43
providing value of the utmost quality. Please dedicate $200 of
3:00:47
this donation to my father, Mr. Smith, who taught me
3:00:50
to follow the money and indirectly introduced me to the
3:00:52
show. Happy birthday, Dad. Please de-douche us both. You've been
3:00:58
de-douched. I'll do it one more time. You've been de-douched.
3:01:09
And if possible, a don't eat me Hillary Clinton or
3:01:12
Bo Jiden for him would be awesome. Thank you, Adam,
3:01:15
the Dvorak family, guest host and the producers for this
3:01:18
amazing show as well as for your courage over the
3:01:20
years. On to the next adventure. Sincerely, Anna Anonymous Smith.
3:01:26
Don't eat me, Hillary Clinton. Luke Minnell, Los Angeles, California,
3:01:31
$400. Thank you for your courage, Adam. As always, love
3:01:35
and light from Luke. Sir Tinfoil Viking from Portland, Oregon.
3:01:43
In the morning, this donation isn't for me, Sir Tinfoil
3:01:46
Viking, but for my three-year-old niece, Tilda. The last donation
3:01:51
of $400 brings her to Dame, accounting below. Please knight
3:01:55
her as Dame Tilda Von Tinfoil, the Little Valkyrie, Guardian
3:02:01
of the Seven Mountains. She's half Norwegian, half German, and
3:02:05
lives in Bergen, Norway, which I've had some great pinky
3:02:08
whale. They're delicious. The cities of seven mountains. For the
3:02:11
round table, she would like pizza and hot chocolate, of
3:02:13
course. Best regards, Sir Tinfoil Viking. Great. Nice. Nice. Isaiah
3:02:20
Seeker, Clark, Missouri 400, ITM Adam and Andrew. Over the
3:02:24
past 10 years, Noah Jen has gone from show with
3:02:27
the funny jingles that dad made us listen to in
3:02:29
the car on long drives to my primary news source.
3:02:32
It felt like the only place I can go to
3:02:34
get the full story without the smug elitism of the
3:02:37
M5M legacy media or the outrage of the culture. war
3:02:40
economists. The show has also connected me with so many
3:02:44
other great shows and products. Shout out to Grumpy Old
3:02:46
Ben's Gigawatt Coffee Roasters, Who Are These Podcasts, and the
3:02:50
Dabbleverse. I've been a monthly supporter for years, but with
3:02:53
John's passing, I felt convicted that over all that time,
3:02:56
I've never sent a larger donation or a note. I
3:02:58
still kept putting it off, but this being the final
3:03:00
show, I knew it was my last chance. Then when
3:03:03
I checked my records, I found that I was almost
3:03:04
exactly a challenge coin donation away from knighthood. Coincidence? I
3:03:08
think not. If it pleases the peerage committee, please knight
3:03:13
me as Sir Seeker of Central Missouri and have a
3:03:15
JCD wine pick ready at the roundtable. Also, if there's
3:03:18
time, please play the clip of Reverend Manning yelling about
3:03:21
Kellyanne Conway being a money shot and having jungle fever.
3:03:25
That's one of my favorites. Thank you to the Dvorak's
3:03:27
and all the guest hosts for making Noah Jenner the
3:03:29
best podcast in the universe. I meant to make this
3:03:33
announcement. Please forgive me for being so tardy in bringing
3:03:36
forth this announcement. Remember Kellyanne Conway on the sofa there
3:03:42
in the Oval Office with 100 black men standing around
3:03:48
her? And she got in her money-making position. Make sure
3:03:52
your money makes up. She got that money. That's a
3:03:56
show-off money shot. Woo, Jesus. Woo, Lord. Look at that.
3:04:01
That's a money shot. Ken Ann Conway in her money
3:04:04
shot. But you know, I forgot to inform you that
3:04:08
the reason why she got into that money shot money
3:04:10
shot without being asked is that Kellyanne Conway has got
3:04:15
jungle fever. She couldn't. Jungle fever. Jungle fever. Jungle fever.
3:04:21
Jungle fever. Jungle fever. Chunga, Chunga. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
3:04:37
wonderful Oh, Manning. Manning, another classic. Oh, that's unbelievable. Next
3:04:47
one is from Zachary Metzinger. Hello, Adam and the Dvorak
3:04:51
family. How could I pass up the opportunity to gain
3:04:53
knight status for your final show while also scoring the
3:04:58
JCD challenge coin at the same time? I'd like to
3:05:01
be knighted, Sir Vivid, never having accepted the vax in
3:05:05
my life. I'll be missing my biweekly crackpot and buzzkill
3:05:10
fix, and I'm not sure if something this great will
3:05:13
come our way again. Hoping to show your views on
3:05:16
the next moon landing during Artemis 4. Please add St.
3:05:21
Phippet. St. Fulin Brew. What does that say? Please add
3:05:25
St. Fulin Brewin and a nice, ripe Camerabere to the
3:05:30
round table. Camerabere is a cheese, but I guess it's
3:05:32
a... It must be a wine. 73, Zach. November 0
3:05:39
Zulu Golf Oscar it's an acquired taste Sir Lawrence of
3:05:44
Dystopia sent us a final show letter which I have
3:05:48
a scan of ITM Adam before the plane gets off
3:05:51
the ground you must fist them When the stewardess comes
3:05:54
back around, you must fist them. When JCD puts on
3:05:57
a frown, you must fist them. Musical break. Now fist...
3:06:02
I wonder what the music is supposed to be. Now
3:06:04
fist them into shape. Shake them up. Oh, it's Taylor
3:06:07
Swift. Get them straight. Palm forward. Oh, no, it's Mickey.
3:06:11
Oh, hey, Mickey. So fist them to your head. Try
3:06:13
to select them. Not too late to fist them. Fist
3:06:15
them good. Before no agenda closes down, you must fist
3:06:18
them. You can never choke them down unless you fist
3:06:20
them. Everything is fake and gay until you fist them.
3:06:22
them. I said fist them. Fist them good. Oh my
3:06:25
goodness. Thank you for some great no agenda shows, Adam.
3:06:28
Fair winds and following seas to
3:06:30
On your next adventure, whip it. You're right. Whip it.
3:06:32
That's what it was. It's definitely whip it. Yeah, Devo.
3:06:35
May God bless you and keep you and yours. Final
3:06:38
parting words, never get off the boat. Absolutely GD right,
3:06:41
unless you're going all the way. Adios, mofo. Sir Lawrence
3:06:45
of Dystopia, Baron of Maxwell Park. Wow. Fist him. Fist
3:06:51
him, good. Jason Fabuck from Kingsville. Where is that from?
3:06:56
Canada? No. Is that? Ontario. So Ontario, they've got to
3:07:00
put the state in. That's why, yeah. Adam, for years
3:07:03
now, the New Agenda Show has been a constant companion
3:07:05
to me each week, helping me in the life beyond...
3:07:08
in my life beyond anything I can explain in a
3:07:11
short message. Learning how to think critically about the things
3:07:14
going on in our world and bringing a sense of
3:07:16
peace in these crazy times we live in is a
3:07:17
tremendous blessing. Adam, it's been incredible to see you grow
3:07:22
into Christ grow in Christ and to see the change
3:07:25
in your life. I'm so happy to hear you'll continue
3:07:27
to do shows with both Tina and Pastor Jimmy. I'll
3:07:29
be listening along for years to come. I could never
3:07:32
express how much a hero you are to me and
3:07:35
how much you have helped me in my life. That's
3:07:37
nice. John was a big influence in me as well.
3:07:40
emailing me back and forth. This is why he had
3:07:42
no time to email us because he was doing for
3:07:44
everybody else. No kidding. Um, Helping me through some career
3:07:49
choices and encouraging me to take a chance on my
3:07:52
work. When John passed, I felt like I'd lost a
3:07:54
true friend, even though I had never met him in
3:07:57
person. So many people say that. Yeah. I'm a professional
3:08:00
comic artist, and John helped me see the value in
3:08:02
leaving the mainstream and pursuing creative ownership of my work
3:08:05
and career through the new company, Ghost Machine. As an
3:08:09
aside, I think listeners would enjoy my comic series called
3:08:13
Rooks. Exodus, and the work we're doing through Ghost Machine
3:08:16
at Image Comics. Adam, a pack of long overdue books
3:08:20
are on the way. Of course, books are also available
3:08:23
on Amazon. Lastly, can I get some prayer karma or
3:08:26
job karma for my comic series so I can continue
3:08:30
to bring new readers in to support our books, as
3:08:33
well as for some of the media deals? We are
3:08:35
looking to make... It is tough going on on your
3:08:38
own, but the incredible benefits and creative fulfillment of owning
3:08:41
your own work and work schedule are priceless. God bless
3:08:45
Adam and Tina, John and the Dvorak family, and all
3:08:48
the listeners of the show. Long live no agenda. Jason
3:08:54
Fabek. Thank you very much, Jason. And we're going to
3:08:57
take another minute. musical interlude break here mainly because Phoebe...
3:09:03
He needs karma. Oh, I'm sorry, yes. Prayer. You've got...
3:09:07
prayers. Thank you for remembering. Tina is out at the
3:09:12
moment and Phoebe really needs to pee. She's been in
3:09:15
the studio the whole time. Now she's looking at me
3:09:18
like, Dad, I need pee karma, please. Can you help
3:09:20
me out? So we'll be back in just a few
3:09:23
short minutes. And if there's a silence, it's because it
3:09:25
took a little longer for Phoebe to pee. Stay tuned.
3:09:30
Four minutes on the phone line. Think we ought to
3:09:33
make a show. You bring what you're thinking. We'll see
3:09:38
where this thing goes. London calling California. Two chairs, a
3:09:44
little room Who knew how many people Would be listening
3:09:49
soon Raise the brow. Tell us now. Opposite corners. Coffee
3:10:01
getting cold. Another thread pulled loose from what we've all
3:10:04
been told. Get my nation wakings. Clash upon the wall.
3:10:07
Northern Silicon Valley. Taking one more line. We'll be right
3:10:14
back. With a suspicious pen Tiny little amygdala Enormous appetite
3:10:26
We knew the cues, could hear the grin before we
3:10:29
heard the sound. Somewhere on a long drive do side
3:11:14
with the bull home range stick where the A little
3:11:41
worse for hay Every solemn moment was a chance to
3:11:47
misbehave. Living on the McEntees, watching numbers climb, bingo, boom,
3:11:51
shakalaka, right on, borrowed time, jobs and jobs and jobs
3:11:54
again. Some karma for the road, a respectable request, and
3:11:57
then comes the gold, Adam's teaching Skyler, words a bird
3:12:00
shouldn't know, done it. Clips. We wanted more. A thousand
3:12:12
little callbacks. Another at the door. The chair became a
3:12:15
star with followers to spare. Only here could people plan
3:12:18
a meetup for a chair. 19 and through the world.
3:12:32
to look Hello Thank you. While the rest of us
3:13:14
drove home A meet up in a city where you
3:13:17
thought you were alone You recognize the greeting Someone pulled
3:13:20
another chair The people in your headphones suddenly were there
3:13:25
John, I thought we had another Thursday Another thing you
3:13:28
tell us we got wrong Another little tip before the
3:13:32
ending Another laugh to carry us along I hear the
3:13:36
empty space between things Where your answer always used to
3:13:40
fall Adam, take a breath, we're here and listening Thank
3:13:44
you both for making that first call For the ships
3:13:48
we work together For the miles beneath the wheels For
3:13:52
the kitchens and the headphones For the way familiar feels
3:13:58
For the people making pictures For the songs For the
3:14:04
names you stopped to stumble through You made us part
3:14:08
of every day One more morning show Pass the coffee.
3:14:14
Raise the cup. Nineteen. to looking With you, let the
3:14:25
laughter travel on We'll be here when the song is
3:14:31
gone Two guys on a phone line A world they
3:14:36
never knew John, we saved your place here Adam, there's
3:14:41
a place for you Leave a chair beside the table
3:14:45
Let the coffee carry on Somewhere somebody greets a stranger
3:14:52
In the morning And a friend says it best And
3:15:06
a friend says it back. Just Baker, one more morning.
3:15:11
Thank you, Just. He's done a lot of the end
3:15:13
of film matches. That was great. I love that crowd
3:15:16
thing going on. Yeah, I know. Isn't that good? Isn't
3:15:19
that good? Yeah. Of course, so Phoebe, all she wanted
3:15:23
to do was eat grass. I hate it when that
3:15:27
happens because you know she's going to puke in my
3:15:28
studio. That's what's going to happen next. Didn't pee. Only
3:15:32
wanted to eat grass. Okay, so I just made it
3:15:35
back. You'd be a good girl now. Good girl. Okay.
3:15:38
We hope. Dame Janet of TP Wyoming sent us $400.
3:15:43
We thank you. And she sent a beautiful card. May
3:15:47
your heart find healing in the fond memories. Deepest sympathy,
3:15:50
she says. I know you're still missing John and more
3:15:52
than any of us, but I'm happy you have so
3:15:56
many good stories. Memories. So many good and often humorous
3:16:01
memories. Thank you. Humorous memories to bring you some comfort.
3:16:04
Think of him often. Laugh and cry. And God bless
3:16:07
all of you as your lives take this new direction.
3:16:09
Much love from Dane Janet of TP Wyoming. And she
3:16:13
says, I'm excited about the Challenge Coin. Please tell Dane
3:16:16
Burnetti I would love learning more about and his Hollywood
3:16:20
exit. Oh, exile. Exile. One last time. Oh, I love
3:16:26
my truck. Of course we can do. I love my
3:16:29
truck.
3:16:30
I love my truck And I love what I Wait
3:16:35
And I love what I do Oh, the dog She's
3:16:37
going to purge I can tell it's happening I love
3:16:40
my truck She is not happy. All right. Here we
3:16:44
go. Eli the Coffee Guy from Bensonville, Illinois. Words cannot
3:16:49
really do justice to all this show has done for
3:16:53
me and so many other producers. You guys have been
3:16:55
with me through countless trips as a road warrior and
3:16:59
corporate spook. You lifted my series with your humor during
3:17:03
dark times, kept us all sane during COVID, and kept
3:17:06
me company through the long hours of starting a coffee
3:17:08
roasting business. I have nothing but gratitude in my heart.
3:17:12
Is this the guy with the coffee? Yeah, you like
3:17:13
the coffee guy. Yeah, the gigawatt. No, I got the
3:17:15
coffee. You have the gigawatt. You are coffee roasters. Yeah,
3:17:17
I got that. Yes, I'm here. Adam, you and John
3:17:18
created something amazing, the community you built over the past.
3:17:22
the years as almost a school of philosophy. Now it's
3:17:24
up to us, the producers, to carry on the torch
3:17:26
and keep it alive, whether supporting shows in the No
3:17:29
Agenda universe like D.H. Unplugged, the Millennial Media Offensive, or
3:17:33
Planet Rage. I'm also excited to hear what you do
3:17:36
in your next chapter, Adam. Seeing you How you've evolved
3:17:40
from crackpot to the man you are now gives me
3:17:43
hope of my future self 20 years from now when
3:17:46
I'm your age, old man. Thank you, Mimi. Thank you,
3:17:50
Mimi, Jay, and the whole Dvorak family for supporting the
3:17:53
show behind the scenes. It's a testament to the man
3:17:56
John was that he is and loved and loved. That
3:18:00
he is loved and missed by so many. And thank
3:18:03
you to every producer who made this the best podcast
3:18:06
in the universe. Jen and I appreciate all the love
3:18:09
Gigawatt Coffee Roasters has gotten from the No Agenda community.
3:18:13
Thank you for being part of our journey. Let me
3:18:15
make a cup right now because we have it in
3:18:16
the machine. But the journey isn't over. Visit Giggle at
3:18:20
CoffeeRoasters.com and sign up for our newsletter, and we'll do
3:18:25
our part to keep this community going. While you're at
3:18:28
it, use code ITM20 for 20% off your first order.
3:18:33
I'll say it one last time, at least here. Thank
3:18:36
you for your courage and stay caffeinated. Eli, the coffee
3:18:40
guy. Thank you, Eli. Jen, thank you so much. Herbert
3:18:44
J. Rader, Youngstown, Ohio. Challenge coin 38888. No jingles or
3:18:48
karma or any acknowledgement on air. Too late. I'd like
3:18:51
to get a JCU challenge coin to memorialize my appreciation
3:18:55
for both of you guys. Did over the years. It
3:18:57
was lightning. in a bottle. Commander Sir Harrison of the
3:19:01
Rednecks from Mississippi, from Beaumont, Mississippi, a challenge going in
3:19:06
the morning. Too much to say here. Thanks for all
3:19:08
the fish. This puts me over $4,000. Haven't bothered with
3:19:12
the upgrades. First time asking for jingles. Sharpton nonsense mix.
3:19:18
JCD bullshit and F35 karma I don't think he had
3:19:23
did he ever say he might have bullcrap he says
3:19:26
bullcrap no I think he might I think I might
3:19:28
have one and F35 karma I think I actually let's
3:19:33
see what we have music President Trump said that because
3:19:37
of the killing of Al Bagdagi, Bagdagi, that the world
3:19:43
is a better place. Hold on. That's all bullshit. Bagdagi.
3:19:49
Oh, here you go. You've got it. There we go.
3:19:53
Jonathan Cho, Cho, 38883. Thank you, Jonathan. Sir Wukash of
3:20:00
the Iser Valley. Says, thank you for your courage, Adam.
3:20:04
Best wishes on your future endeavors. I've reached Baron level
3:20:07
some time ago. I guess this is my last chance
3:20:08
to get recognized. Please name me Baron Wukash of the
3:20:12
Isar Valley. Thank you for your courage, Dvorak family. Rest
3:20:15
in peace, JCD. Challenge coin on the way for you.
3:20:18
Yep, another challenge coin, Xander Walachia. from Newton, Pennsylvania. With
3:20:23
this final donation, it takes me over the top, so
3:20:25
I want to get knighted. Sir Xander Wallachia of Newton,
3:20:29
Pennsylvania. New Town. New Town. That's not Newton. So Xander
3:20:33
Wallachia of New Town works for me. Adam, I started
3:20:36
listening to episode right around 488. Thank you so much
3:20:40
for 13 years of entertainment and enlightenment. I miss John
3:20:44
a lot. Two requests. No agenda karma works, so baby
3:20:48
making karma, please. Also, please add my daughter Alexandra to
3:20:52
her birthday listing. She turned three today, October 25th. Thank
3:20:57
you for your courage. You've got... Ah! karma. Thomas Babin,
3:21:08
38883. What an amazing run for No Agenda, which has
3:21:11
been a significant part of my life since 2011. The
3:21:14
unique, informative and entertaining banter between you and John is
3:21:18
irreplaceable. I wish that the exit strategy would have turned
3:21:21
out differently and that John could have been here for
3:21:23
the 19th anniversary. But thank you so much for everything
3:21:26
over the years. No jingles no karma isaac elliott 388883
3:21:30
challenge coin for you and carl schneider says with a
3:21:35
challenge coin donation. First off, I respectfully ask for a
3:21:37
dedouching. You've been dedouched. Though I've donated many times, I've
3:21:44
never received one. You got it now. I don't know
3:21:46
what I could say, anything that hasn't already been heartfully
3:21:48
said, so I'll keep it short. I'm grateful I stumbled
3:21:51
upon your show around 2009 after rediscovering a note I
3:21:54
wrote to myself a few years later after hearing JCD
3:21:57
mention it on Twitch. Thank you for the education and
3:22:00
media deconstruction, tech tips, and practical political analysis that helped
3:22:04
me navigate through the countless bullcrap over the years. Adam,
3:22:07
please consider some sort of tech blog to write about
3:22:11
your latest discoveries in tech. I have learned many tips
3:22:14
from you over the years, from Linux to Graphene OS
3:22:17
to recent AI usage tips and will certainly miss them.
3:22:20
I look forward to receiving my JCD coin and will
3:22:23
always carry it. Lastly, this final donation puts me over
3:22:26
the limit for knighthood. I would like to request the
3:22:29
title of Carlos of Lake Bay if approved. So dumb.
3:22:32
No special request for the table. Sad to see the
3:22:35
end of no agenda. God bless you all in your
3:22:37
future endeavors. Carl, Carlos Schneider, Lake Bay, Washington. Sir Scott,
3:22:42
a challenge coin. Thank you for everything. Words cannot convey
3:22:46
how important no agenda has been to me. Forrest Martin,
3:22:49
Parachute, Colorado. Challenge coin. Note in email. We looked. I'm
3:22:53
sorry, brother. Could not find it. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Sir
3:22:57
John of South London, all the way from London. Thank
3:23:00
you, my fine bloke. Hi, Adam and Dvorak family came
3:23:04
for the media deconstruction, stayed for the banter and camaraderie.
3:23:08
Though I'm sad to see the show draw to a
3:23:10
close, all good things come to an end sometime. Thanks
3:23:14
to all the recent co-hosts for helping Adam and the
3:23:17
Dvorak family These past few months. Best to leave it
3:23:20
on a high, so I wish you all the best
3:23:22
for the future. Please request karma for the entire No
3:23:25
Agenda family and all producers. Regards, Sir John of South
3:23:29
London. P.S. Any chance the Jingle Collection could be released
3:23:33
as open source so we can relive the good times?
3:23:36
No. That's not the same. We heard this before. No
3:23:38
chance. Not happening. Stop. Come on. Sir Derek, Challenge Coin
3:23:43
out of my TM. Thank you for 19 years of
3:23:45
no agenda. The show will be missed. You and JCD
3:23:47
have been a staple for me since show number one.
3:23:50
Looking forward to more. We get to do this. Huntsman
3:23:53
and Jobs Karma for my business, Fire Barriers LLC, please.
3:23:58
Love and light from Sir Derek. You've got karma. Sir
3:24:05
Barron, Ph.D., Gust Kadaver. That's pretty nice. I like that.
3:24:11
Kadaver. Kadaver. Kadaver. Kadaver. Kadaver. Kadaver. In the morning, Adam.
3:24:15
And you say the Jews always have the chaz. Now,
3:24:16
there's plenty of chaz you got going over there. Yeah,
3:24:19
the chaz of rye. In the morning, Adam and the
3:24:22
John C. Dvorak family, thank you for your courage. Thank
3:24:24
you for hitting Sir Kadaver and James Bienbust. In the
3:24:29
mouth of bringing the Gitmo lowlands nation together. A lot
3:24:32
of new sir and dames will teach each other with
3:24:36
respect and shrink the miglias. So thanks for hitting people
3:24:40
in the mouth during Wuhan virus times. With utmost respect.
3:24:45
What does that mean? TKX. I don't know. I don't
3:24:48
know what TKX means. TKX. With other respect, TKX. Thank
3:24:52
you for your courage. Maybe shorthand. Every end has a
3:24:55
new beginning. Mic drop. Sir Barron, PhD, ghost cadaver. David
3:25:00
Aralane's challenge coin. Dear Adam... Thank you and John for
3:25:06
your dedication all these years. You guys rocked hard. I
3:25:09
bet John and his family at the L.A. meet up
3:25:11
back in 2015 and hope to meet you one day,
3:25:13
too. Please knight me, Sir David, EA of Extended Reality,
3:25:17
XR. Shout out to my wife, Helen, baby Sonia, and
3:25:20
listener friend, Abraham Marokin. I'm well overdue on claiming knighthood,
3:25:24
and now is the time, Podfather. Please, in case you're
3:25:26
going to be a little bit. include OxyCAN ball string
3:25:28
cheese for the roundtable. Why not? Best regards, David Erlans.
3:25:33
Yeah, not that this was lined up anyway, but next
3:25:35
one is another challenge coin from Sir Juclaw and Dame
3:25:38
Mary Moon. Adam, been a great ride with you and
3:25:41
John, but alas, all things must pass. We'll be honored
3:25:44
to own a JCD coin along with other stuff we've
3:25:46
bought from this tip of the day. Thank you for
3:25:49
your work, brother, Sir Juclaw and Dame Mary Moon. Sir
3:25:52
Nicholas, thanks for everything Adam and John. Figured I should
3:25:55
get the challenge coin, ask for some family building karma,
3:25:58
as it may be the last chance to get some.
3:26:00
You got it, Sir Nicholas. You've got karma. Elaine Primesburger,
3:26:07
dear Adam and esteemed guests, I have been a loyal
3:26:11
listener ever since my now husband, ex-husband, graciously hit me
3:26:14
in the mouth about 15 years ago. Adam and John
3:26:16
have been constant companions through many life transitions, and John's
3:26:20
passing and the show ending definitely represent another. Well, this
3:26:25
is my first and unfortunately last donation, my longstanding $33
3:26:29
donation.
3:26:30
$0.333 monthly donations qualify me as a baroness, better late
3:26:34
than never. As Adam was in years past, I am
3:26:38
a fencer. No. You did fencing? Yeah, I was pretty
3:26:42
good at it. Putting up fences or with a sword?
3:26:44
With a foil, actually. With a foil? A foil, yes.
3:26:47
A foil. A foil. Wow. With the whole thing, with
3:26:50
the white thing and the... Yeah, the whole thing, the
3:26:53
mask, everything. Wow. En garde. It's kind of gay, but
3:26:57
okay. So I would like to be known as Worth...
3:27:00
True. ...as Dame Elaine, Lady of Sabres. And I'd like
3:27:05
to claim Washington County, Minnesota as my protectorate. It permitted...
3:27:09
I would like to also request an Obama no, no,
3:27:12
no jingle. Back when these were first being played, I
3:27:14
actually had to stop listening to the show at work
3:27:16
and during my commute because I would laugh so hard
3:27:19
I cried. I can't think of a better way to
3:27:21
close out my listening experience than with one more. The
3:27:24
impact you have had with all of us is incalculable.
3:27:28
And very invaluable. Many thanks and many wishes. Soon to
3:27:32
be Dame Elaine. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
3:27:34
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
3:27:36
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, hey. Hey. You
3:27:41
know, he just did that again, by the way. Have
3:27:42
you heard his recent... Oh, really? No, no. We just
3:27:45
did it. When, uh... something about Trump, something, something. You're
3:27:48
not going to do that. No, no, no, no, no,
3:27:49
no, no. I've been watching you by now. No, no,
3:27:53
no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Come on. Where
3:27:57
was I? No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
3:28:01
Hey, listen. We had another one, too. I thought we
3:28:07
had Obama mariachi, maybe. Mariachi, mari, mariachi. No, I can't
3:28:17
find it. Sir Economic Hitman. There he is. Thank you
3:28:21
for your courage, John. I haven't been a listener for
3:28:22
nine years, long enough to prepare me for your departure,
3:28:25
but just barely. Title upgrade to count, Sir Economic Hitman.
3:28:29
Thank you. Another challenge going from Sir Mr. Bob Dobolina
3:28:33
from Franklin Tanishi. This is Alex Pellegrino, a.k.a. Sir Mr.
3:28:38
Bob Dobolina. I think I'm a Baron of Viscount or
3:28:42
Earl by now. Who knows? That's what he says. I'm
3:28:45
really, really sad to see the show end. When I
3:28:47
moved from California to Tennessee, I did no soul. You
3:28:51
guys kept me company while I worked to make new
3:28:54
friends and build a life here. I'm genuinely grateful for
3:28:57
that. There's no replacement for no agenda. With that said,
3:29:00
what other podcasts would we recommend beyond Planet Rage, guys?
3:29:05
DH Unplugged. DH Unplugged. Discipline Investor, maybe. Yeah, Discipline Investor.
3:29:10
Yeah, look at those. I'm thinking out loud. I'm thinking
3:29:13
out loud off the cuff. Oh, and Adam's stuff is
3:29:16
great, too. You listen to that. No jingles, no karma.
3:29:19
Warmest regards, Bob D. Yes. He said, could you take
3:29:23
me out with the Mr. Dabolina hook? Yes. Oh, yes.
3:29:26
Mr. Dabolina, Mr. Bob Dabolina. There you go. Timothy Perez
3:29:30
is in Terrell, Texas. Challenge coin. ITM Adam. Long note.
3:29:34
I want to say thank you for the many years
3:29:36
of sanity, information, entertainment you and John have provided for
3:29:39
me for many years. I started listening in 2018, made
3:29:41
an executive producer documentary. donation in March of 2020 for
3:29:44
show 2012-27, requesting Jobs Karma. I had less than three
3:29:49
months left at the job. I was in with no
3:29:50
solid prospects in sight. By June 2020, my fortunes had
3:29:54
changed and my company put me on a new career
3:29:56
path that has since seen me grow substantially, both professionally
3:30:00
and financially. Jobs Karma worked for me. I feel a
3:30:03
little guilty after doing so well for a couple of
3:30:05
years that I finally started a monthly donation of 33-33
3:30:08
in 2022. There's so much to say about this podcast
3:30:11
that meant to me and the two Thursdays a week
3:30:14
sanity check that you provided – But that would be
3:30:17
a very long email, unlike this one, and I'm sure
3:30:19
you have plenty to go through today. The one thing
3:30:21
I will say is that after reading my executive producer
3:30:24
donation note, John stated that he was curious about what
3:30:26
kind of work I actually did. I'm sorry to say
3:30:28
I never followed up with an email to tell him.
3:30:30
I'm sure he would have found it interesting, but I
3:30:32
won't go into it on the air. Huh. Today I
3:30:35
donated $388.83 for the JCD Challenge coin and to be
3:30:38
an executive producer for the final show. Additionally, I'm requesting
3:30:41
my official knighting and peerage title. I never actually requested
3:30:44
a knighting when I crossed the $1,000 threshold. My total
3:30:48
donations to date, including $388.83, comes to $2,521.65, which makes
3:30:54
me a baronet. I request. the title of Baronet Sir
3:30:58
Tim the Traveler as I am constantly on the road
3:31:01
and really haven't found a home yet. I request tamales
3:31:04
and taquilla at the round table and a full Trump
3:31:06
Pelosi jobs karma for all Noah Jenner Nation that need
3:31:10
it. that need it out there. Attached accounting. Adam, best
3:31:13
of luck to you and your future endeavors. Thank you
3:31:15
to both you and John's family. God bless. Soon to
3:31:17
be knighted. Sir Tim, the traveler. And let me just
3:31:20
see. Pelosi, Trump. I don't have that one on hand.
3:31:27
Here we go. Wait. Is it Trump, Pelosi? Pelosi? Trump
3:31:32
Pelosi jobs. I got Pence and this is weird. How
3:31:39
come I don't have jobs karma? This is frustrating. Trump,
3:31:49
Jobs, Karma. I feel bad that I didn't have this
3:31:52
one on hand. Well, I'll just make one on the
3:31:56
fly. How's that? Jobs, jobs, jobs. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and
3:32:03
jobs. Let's vote for jobs. There you go. Did it.
3:32:08
Did it, did it, did it. Do we actually know
3:32:10
real quickly why and how you got the name Crack,
3:32:13
besides the fact is obvious, Crackpot and Buzzkill? Yeah, we
3:32:18
had a producer on the last show who actually claimed
3:32:21
to have told us that, that I was like a
3:32:23
crackpot and John was like a buzzkill. It was early
3:32:26
on in the early shows, but I don't remember who
3:32:28
it was. Nothing we did ever came from us, Andrew.
3:32:32
It was all from the producers, all of it. Clearly.
3:32:35
Clearly. No, I know both of you, clearly. So next
3:32:38
one is Brian Roediger. for Challenge Gordon. Godspeed, Buzzkill, and
3:32:45
God bless you, Crackpot. This has been a season of
3:32:48
loss for so many, but we look forward to what
3:32:49
comes ahead. Thank you so much. so much, Adam, for
3:32:52
your many years of service. You've truly been a light
3:32:55
in our dark world. L and L. Love and light.
3:32:58
Christopher Benfield. Jingle. Trains good, planes bad. Trains good, planes
3:33:06
bad. Yes. Thank you for all the years of keeping
3:33:10
us sane, John, and you... were with me through COVID
3:33:13
and most recently my divorce. There's never been a better
3:33:16
help to me than to hear your voices twice weekly.
3:33:19
God bless. dame jeanette of the lone star sky uh
3:33:30
challenge coin is fitting to that obtaining the jcd challenge
3:33:33
i want one of these by the way uh it's
3:33:35
fitting that obtaining the jcd challenge coin would make me
3:33:37
baroness jeanette of the lone star sky rest in peace
3:33:41
jcd fellow producers thank you for your courage may we
3:33:44
all live long and prosper jingle request Bless the drivers.
3:33:49
There is no such jingle as bless the drivers that
3:33:52
I know of. Bless the drivers. Bless the drivers. No,
3:33:55
I don't remember any bless the drivers. Sorry. We will
3:34:00
move on to Luke Rush with a challenge coin donation.
3:34:03
Adam and friends in the back office, long-time listener, first-time
3:34:06
donated. De-douche me, please. You've been de-douched. De-douched. As a
3:34:12
Gen Xer, I'm probably in the minority when I say
3:34:14
that I grew up as a homeschooler without MTV, but
3:34:17
with PC Magazine. So when I found No Agenda, I
3:34:19
knew who John was, but really had no idea who
3:34:21
you were, Adam. As I've heard from others so far,
3:34:24
I'm not the only one who now realize that they
3:34:26
probably waited longer than they should have to donate, but
3:34:29
wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to see the
3:34:31
original iteration of the show off into the sun. said.
3:34:34
I found y'all a little bit before the scamdemic, so
3:34:36
I was well prepared for the madness to come, and
3:34:38
the show had a tremendous influence on keeping me level
3:34:41
and my amygdala in a healthy state. It has been
3:34:43
my only appointment podcast since I started listening, and I
3:34:46
will continue to listen wherever it goes. I was immeasurably
3:34:49
shocked and saddened by John's loss, and I'm saddened by
3:34:52
your moving on, Adam, while at the same time. I'm
3:34:55
very happy that you're doing so to further your faith
3:34:57
and serve the kingdom of God. You will remain in
3:35:00
my prayers, and I will follow you till we get
3:35:02
to do this, to continue to partake in your unique
3:35:04
worldview, but with a godly spin. Yes, his agenda. I'd
3:35:08
like to hear John introduce Raven from Reseda. And also,
3:35:11
you've got prayers. Yeah, we got Raven. from Reseda, and
3:35:17
you want some prayers. Yes, we have all of this
3:35:20
at our beck and call. It's amazing. God bless you
3:35:25
and everyone at No Agenda both on the mic and
3:35:27
behind the scenes for years of invaluable insight into our
3:35:29
crazy world truly one of a kind I have more
3:35:32
microphones than I already need but I do believe that
3:35:35
I look forward to snagging a curry one all the
3:35:38
best Luke Rush Beach Park Illinois music from Reseda. Here
3:35:45
she is, Raven. Give it up. You've got prayers. This
3:35:51
is better all you know. We get a quick dog
3:35:56
puke update. She is she's laying down and licking herself.
3:36:02
So puke forthcoming. We have another challenge coin from anonymous
3:36:07
in the morning. I've been sustaining at $11 and 11
3:36:10
cents donor since 2011. PayPal never canceled my subscription. Despite
3:36:15
reaching peerage in 2016, I've yet to pursue knighthood. And
3:36:19
with this acquisition of the JCD challenge coin will be
3:36:23
a baron status. So please knight me, sir, Crastinator, and
3:36:27
twice promote me to Baron of Southwest.
3:36:30
Woodland Hills. Mutton and Mead is fine. I'll graze on
3:36:33
everybody else's requests. My condolences to Adam, Andrew, Dvorak, family,
3:36:37
and the entire No Agenda Nation. JCD is greatly missed.
3:36:41
It's all been said, so I'll declare my profound gratitude
3:36:43
for the show and community. May John's memory be a
3:36:45
blessing. I raise my chalice and I scream, L'chaim. L'chaim.
3:36:50
Angel will know how to pronounce. Angel will know how
3:36:52
to pronounce. L'chaim. Like that. You know what I'm saying?
3:36:56
No jingles and no karma. Thank you for your courage.
3:37:00
Sir, be boop. 3-88-83, please credit Sir Beeboop. You're doing
3:37:04
the peer stuff. Please upgrade me to Baron Beeboop. You
3:37:07
got it. Truly a deep sense of gratitude for all
3:37:09
the creativity and thoughtfulness that you put into our show.
3:37:13
Our family wishes you the best. I'll do Sir Infinitus
3:37:16
since he wrote War and Peace. Adam and JCD, the
3:37:19
show has meant a great deal to me since I
3:37:20
started listening in 2019. It became part of my daily
3:37:23
weight loss routine. I ran every morning and always had
3:37:26
at least an hour of the show to listen to.
3:37:28
It helped me spread out my week between shows. I'm
3:37:31
going to miss hearing your voices on those runs before.
3:37:34
heading into work, even kept up on my boxing skills
3:37:36
by punching everyone in the mouth on behalf of the
3:37:38
show. It's clear that John's absence left a gap that
3:37:41
couldn't be filled. The shows over the past months have
3:37:45
been strong, but it just wasn't the same. It's not
3:37:47
a criticism at all, as each one who filled in
3:37:49
offered something new and amazing. It's like the Rolling Stones
3:37:52
without Mick or Keith. Ending on a high note is
3:37:54
the right legacy. You never noticed that the drummer left
3:37:57
in the Stones, did you? Ending on a high note
3:38:00
is the right legacy for the show, and I'll be
3:38:02
listening with open ears for whatever comes next from everybody.
3:38:05
everyone involved. You and John set the standard for podcasting
3:38:08
and media deconstruction. More importantly, you built a genuine community,
3:38:12
a worldwide family of people who listen, questioned everything and
3:38:14
stayed unplugged from the usual media noise. That community of
3:38:17
like-minded peoples is as special as the show itself. It's
3:38:21
a testament to your hard work and the respect we
3:38:23
collectively had for you both. All of us in the
3:38:25
peerage are losing our kingdom and more, importantly, the two
3:38:29
kings we chose to serve. It's sad, but that's life.
3:38:32
Cherish the people in front of you because you never
3:38:34
know when the next curveball is coming. Life is short.
3:38:36
So let's all just make the world a better place.
3:38:39
I wish you the best on your next adventure, Adam.
3:38:41
John, give the good Lord a piece of your mind
3:38:43
about what needs fixing down here. To John's family, thank
3:38:45
you. He meant a great deal to so many of
3:38:47
us, and behind every great man is usually a strong
3:38:50
family and support system. To the rest of Noah, Genda
3:38:52
Nation, let's keep the meetups going. Again, thank you for
3:38:55
everything, your sacrifices, your tenacity, and your courage to call
3:38:58
out the bullshit. So looking forward to the challenge coin.
3:39:02
Once it arrives, I will have a permanent spot. It
3:39:04
will have a permanent spot on my work desk right
3:39:06
next to my signet ring and wax. Please forgive me
3:39:09
and de-douche my wretched soul for my gap in donations.
3:39:15
You've been de-douched. You've been de-douched. Please also play Noodle
3:39:21
Gun and, of course, my favorite fisting nuts or ants,
3:39:23
simply because I miss John's voice. Oh, man, we've played
3:39:27
that so many times. Even Tina's sick of it now.
3:39:30
Fisting nuts. We'll do a little bit of that. I'm
3:39:33
going to shoot you in the face with my noodle
3:39:35
gun, you racist piece of shit. I'm going to shoot
3:39:39
you in the face with my noodle gun, you racist
3:39:40
piece of shit. . I got my pasta glock locked
3:39:44
and loaded. God bless you all. It's for Infinitis and
3:39:46
the entire Infinitis Medical Technology family. John, tell us your
3:39:51
peeve about the fisting method of eating snacks on an
3:39:55
airplane. I see this on the airplane, and it's very
3:39:57
annoying, and I think it will result in fights breaking
3:40:00
out because it's just so annoying for me. to watch.
3:40:23
nut in his mouth from his fist. Then he does
3:40:28
it again. He shakes and throws and shakes and throws.
3:40:31
It is annoying as hell to watch. My dad does
3:40:38
that. Of course he does. Gregory Garsher, the 3-88-83, which
3:40:45
is a challenge coin. Sarong 33. All good things must
3:40:49
come to an end, and this is certainly the end
3:40:51
of an era for the No Agenda Nation. We have
3:40:54
missed John and will now miss Adam, at least as
3:40:56
it pertains to No Agenda. Many thanks to Mimi, the
3:40:59
Dvorak family, the Curry family. God bless you all. I've
3:41:02
been listening to this show since the 700s, and it
3:41:05
wouldn't be right to let John's challenge coin slip through
3:41:07
my fingers. I look forward to displaying it proudly and
3:41:10
not being one to leave money on the table. I'm
3:41:12
taking this opportunity to give my smoking hot wife, Shelly
3:41:15
Gardner, her well-deserved damehood. Please name her and dame her
3:41:20
Dame Lell of the San Diego Shires. Cheers. Sarang. by
3:41:24
account of the insane Diego and surrounding waters. Hey, Andrew,
3:41:28
can I just thank you again for doing this with
3:41:30
me, man? This is so kind of you to sit
3:41:32
through this and do all this. And you're a good
3:41:34
cold reader, man. You're good. I have a lot of
3:41:37
training. Sir Karis. Thank you. You're the best. Sir Karis
3:41:42
Challenge Coin. Thank you so much for 19 years of
3:41:44
amygdala shrinking media deconstruction from Sir Karis. Nothing can ever
3:41:48
replace you and John's twice a week on Thursdays. ITM.
3:41:51
And I'd like a Challenge Coin, please. Yes, it's on
3:41:53
the way for you. Adele Guadanga. Gwendagna. Gwendagna. In the
3:42:01
morning, Adam. Yep. No agenda has been part of my
3:42:04
life and sanity since episode one. The, uh... What's DSE?
3:42:10
Daily Source Code is my first podcast. Yeah, that they've
3:42:13
been following. Really. Wow, that's a long time. What year
3:42:15
did that start? 2000. You know what? We just are
3:42:20
putting up the dailysourcecode.com. The whole archive is coming back.
3:42:26
I think Wow. 2004, I believe. Wow. Early. Daily Source
3:42:31
Code is my first podcast. I've followed John since the
3:42:34
tech TV days. You and John were able to capture
3:42:36
lightning in a bottle and never be duplicated. I was
3:42:39
floored at the news of John's death. He died on
3:42:41
my late brother's birthday and was buried on my late
3:42:44
mom's birthday. Wow. I've been donating monthly since the early
3:42:48
days, and not only have I amassed enough for old
3:42:50
knighthood, but also for baron. I wish to be knighted,
3:42:54
sir and such, and the central Piedmont of the central
3:42:58
Piedmont and claim my home office for my barony. Not
3:43:03
Baroni. Request Timbitz, if you know, you know, and pour
3:43:06
over a dark roast from the Giga White Coffee Roasters
3:43:09
for the roundtable. I'd like to hear John's bullcrap. and
3:43:12
an R2D2 karma. I wish you and the Dvorak's well
3:43:16
in the future and your future endeavors. This show will
3:43:18
be missed. So long and thanks for all the fish.
3:43:22
A reference to Douglas Adams Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
3:43:26
The future, barren and such of the central Piedmont. You
3:43:30
know what Dvorak says? He says bullcrap. You've got... Karma
3:43:39
Sir Tetchy Tech. Sad to see an era end by
3:43:42
moniker. Sir Tetchy Tech was based off of JCD and
3:43:45
Cranky Geeks. It got a laugh out of him for
3:43:47
trying to pronounce it. Thank you for giving us this
3:43:49
time for no agenda. And he says, you got ants.
3:43:54
We got some ants. Is he going to play it
3:43:57
or is he just saying? I'm going to play some
3:43:59
ants karma. Yeah. You've got ants. That's got to do
3:44:04
that. That's good. Read Cornelius Challenge Coin. And Stuart Fawcett
3:44:14
from Liverpool. From Liverpool. Let's say underneath that. Mercy side.
3:44:20
Mercy side. Mercy side in Great Britain. Thank you for
3:44:23
your interesting, thought-provoking, and regularly amusing conversations over the years.
3:44:27
You've kicked my company twice a week on my commute
3:44:30
for, I think, the last 14 years. The show is
3:44:32
amazing, and it will be hard to replace. I shall
3:44:36
give the Curry and the Keepers a listen and try
3:44:38
to fill the void. I wish you every success in
3:44:41
your new projects. Rest in peace, JCD, Stuart Fawcett, Sir
3:44:46
Z Anonymous. Liverpool in the UK. Yes, beautiful. Very nice.
3:44:52
Sir Column F. End of an era, he says, for
3:44:55
a challenge coin donation. I got my wife as well
3:44:57
as my best friend onto no agenda. Too much to
3:45:00
capture. All good things must come to an end. We
3:45:02
will miss the show. Be well, Sir Column F, Jobs,
3:45:05
Karma, or prayers, please. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's
3:45:11
vote for jobs. You've got karma. Sir Raptor, Black Knight
3:45:17
of the Sun Sphere. Another challenge going. Thank you, Adam,
3:45:21
John, and the families for your past 14 years of
3:45:24
sanity. In the morning to Sir Danimal, Brother Bill, and
3:45:30
soon-to-be Knight Cook. This donation takes me to the title
3:45:34
of Viscount. I choose to retain my name and the
3:45:37
Sunsphere as my territory. Sir Raptor Black Knight of the
3:45:41
Sunsphere. Sir Jay Codicini, Baron of South Austin, Challenge Coin,
3:45:46
thank you for your courage. No agenda has been a
3:45:48
biweekly part of my life since 2010. A sad day,
3:45:50
but what an incredible legacy JCD will always be missed.
3:45:54
Adam, I'll hear you around. Jay Codicini, Baron of South
3:45:57
Austin. Jeffrey Sewell, another challenge going. Adam and the Dvorak
3:46:02
family have been listening to new agendas from just before
3:46:04
the time that Adam came on Twit, denying the moon
3:46:08
landing and putting out a gun freaking out to Leo.
3:46:11
I just started listening to John even earlier by syncing
3:46:14
single-digit episodes of Twit with iPodder to an SD card,
3:46:18
then playing on a SanDisk, Sansa E100. By the way,
3:46:22
I still have my original MP3 player from Diamond Rio.
3:46:28
Oh, wow. Nice.
3:46:30
Yeah, yeah. I should light it up one day and
3:46:34
just see what's actually on there. I've been a dollar
3:46:36
away from becoming a knight self-blocked by selecting a knight
3:46:40
name for a while with this donation. Please knight me
3:46:43
Sir Jeff the Integrator. I would appreciate jingles, Atlas Shrugged
3:46:47
by Ayn Rand, and Jobs Karma. Thanks for no agenda
3:46:51
keeping me sane, Sir Jeff the Integrator. All right. All
3:46:55
right. Amen. Atlas Shrugged. By Ayn Rand. Let's see. We
3:47:03
are at Alec Townsend. Hallelujah. Words can't describe all of
3:47:07
our sadness. Wish all of you the best. Rest in
3:47:10
peace, JCD. I will listen to all I can from
3:47:12
the No Agenda family. Loving Pastor Jimmy, and we get
3:47:14
to do this. Anything Reverend Al. Well, that makes it.
3:47:20
That makes it very easy. I'm getting slower as the
3:47:24
hours drive. Hello? Hi. Oh, that's it? That's the end
3:47:38
of it? That's it. That's it. Oh, I thought there
3:47:41
was a little bit more of that. I'm sorry. Josh
3:47:42
Magnuson, a challenge going in. Sir Doc Nelson and Doc
3:47:45
Peach. Doc. Challenge going. The universe will never be the
3:47:48
same. To everyone who has brought a part of the
3:47:50
best podcast of the universe, who has been a part
3:47:53
of it, of the best podcast in the universe, thank
3:47:55
you. From the bottom of our hearts in the morning,
3:47:57
I will carry my coin in my car, always riding
3:48:00
shotgun. Goat Karma, Sir Doc Nelson and Doc Peach. You've
3:48:07
got... How am I? Silent Night of the 100 is
3:48:12
next, 38883. So many legendary live performances streamed over the
3:48:17
course of 19 years. Thank you for your courage, for
3:48:19
the art, for your service, for the community you inspired.
3:48:22
It's been an honor and a pleasure. Onwards and upwards,
3:48:25
Silent Night of the 100, Ian on Gabe. Javier Vasquez,
3:48:30
one more time for the good times. This takes me
3:48:33
to the roundtable. Please knight me as Javier the last
3:48:37
knight. Celebrating the best podcast in the universe. Incredible run.
3:48:44
Oh, I'm sorry. Was that it? Yes. I was working
3:48:47
ahead. We're getting a little punchy. No, I was trying
3:48:50
to work ahead. Mitch and Whitney Copley challenged coin. I
3:48:55
tell you, my wife Whitney and I humbly requested deduced.
3:48:59
You've been deduced. She went from complaining about the grumpy
3:49:03
old man on that podcast I forced her to listen
3:49:06
to to laughing hysterically at the antecoats. of JCD. From
3:49:09
long car rides, binging the show, to meetups, you and
3:49:12
John have given us more memories and so many memories
3:49:15
and sanity. We'll have to rely on the catalog to
3:49:17
teach our newborn human resource about media deconstruction, hoping to
3:49:21
start working on human resource number two, ASAP. Praying for
3:49:24
both families and their new ventures. Thank you for your
3:49:27
courage, Adam, and rest in peace, JCD. sincerely mitch and
3:49:30
whitley copley jingles obama you might die no sweat off
3:49:34
my balls and human resource karma you might die no
3:49:39
sweat off my balls you've got karma i guess there's
3:49:45
a dude named ralph Dear John and the entire Dvorak
3:49:49
family, Adam and the Curry family and all the No
3:49:52
Agenda producers, I will be forever grateful for having found
3:49:55
No Agenda. John and Adam taught me so much about
3:49:57
media deconstruction, how to read past the surface level of
3:50:00
news stories and gave me so much useful advice since
3:50:03
I found the show 11 years ago to the Dvorak
3:50:06
family. Thank you for everything you've done for the show,
3:50:09
and I wish you success with the new show. To
3:50:11
Adam. I'm looking forward to your next adventure, podcasting. I'm
3:50:15
enjoying We Get to Do That. This, this, this, this.
3:50:19
Well, it's the ones from before. It was that. It
3:50:21
was the ones that we had, the new ones. The
3:50:23
new ones were this, the old ones were that. And
3:50:24
I will look forward to the show with you and
3:50:26
Tina. The show since John's passing highlighted how unique and
3:50:31
special the show was because of both of you. to
3:50:33
the guest host. Thank you for stepping up under such
3:50:36
difficult circumstances. I enjoy the shows and I applaud your
3:50:39
efforts. This challenge coin donation also helps me to Earl's
3:50:44
status. I will be proud to be Earl dude named
3:50:47
Ralph Note accounting attached. In honor of John's tip of
3:50:50
the day, can the menu at the roundtable include a
3:50:54
case of Costco wine and rotisserie chicken? Of course, only
3:50:58
that chicken that should be touching the top there. Regards,
3:51:01
dude named Ralph. You bet. Sir Joss DeSilver. My birthday
3:51:07
is November 1st. This donation completes another knighthood. Please knight
3:51:11
my friend Dustin Rood, whose birthday is on November 26th.
3:51:14
Thank you for 19 awesome years. Please give me enough
3:51:17
cancer. Enough cancer! You've got karma. David Arelani's Dear Adam,
3:51:27
thank you and John for your dedication all these years.
3:51:30
You guys rocked hard. Met John in L.A. in 2015
3:51:33
and hope to meet you one day, too. Please knight
3:51:35
me, sir. David EA of Extended Reality. Shout out to...
3:51:40
Wife, Helen, baby, Sonia, and friend, Abraham M. Baroness Sarah
3:51:47
Rupert and Sir Jonathan Rupert from Oakland, California. This donation
3:51:50
is to complete the original sucker baby, Violet's Damehood. I
3:51:54
think it was Trap Baby. She and JCD had a
3:51:56
special bond. It proved that opposites attract. She is a
3:52:00
bubbly, chatty, ABBA-loving seven-year-old. He was an ABBA-hating, buzzkill tech
3:52:04
grouch, yet he had a soft spot for her. Yeah.
3:52:07
This challenge coin is beautifully done, and Violet will feel
3:52:09
so special to have one. Please have Pizzeria Violetta, Sweet
3:52:13
Little Pig, and Old Kaz beer at the round table.
3:52:16
That's for her parents, obviously. I've listened since the first
3:52:19
episode of Never Missed One. We are very sad to
3:52:21
see no agenda come to an end. However, we're looking
3:52:24
forward to see what the Dvorak family has in the
3:52:26
works with Party Line. We wish we could join the
3:52:29
meetup in Albany, but sadly, no kids allowed in bars
3:52:31
in California. Thank you for your courage. Baroness Sarah Ruppert
3:52:35
and Sir Jonathan Ruppert of Pizzeria Violetta, please play Adios
3:52:39
Mofos. For Violet, adios. Yeah, Phoebe, it's tough luck now.
3:52:47
You had your chance. Adios, mofo. Sorry, babe. You can't.
3:52:51
You got to pee on the rug. That's what you
3:52:53
got to do. Oh. That's what it is. Dr. Don
3:52:57
is getting a challenge coin to the Crackpot family, family,
3:53:00
buzzkill, and recent co-host of No Agenda. Thank you. Thank
3:53:03
you for everything you've shared with the No Agenda nation
3:53:05
over the last 19 years. I wouldn't be the man
3:53:08
I am today without the thousands of hours of knowledge,
3:53:10
insights, and media deconstruction this show has provided over the
3:53:14
last two decades. You saved my and Dame Audra's life
3:53:18
during this pandemic and brought us even closer in union
3:53:22
as a couple and with Christ because we know agenda
3:53:26
together. I will forever cherish the value the show has
3:53:30
provided me. And with this final donation, thank you with
3:53:33
value in return. Based on my accounting, we have over
3:53:36
$4,000 in donations banked. Wow. Hmm. I highly ask that
3:53:41
my smoking hot wife, Dame Audra, be upgraded to Baroness
3:53:46
Audra of Legoland. I'd like to be upgraded to Dr.
3:53:49
Don Baron of the Blind, Beards, Barbecue, Bricks, and Body
3:53:53
Slams. And since it's the last show, I would love
3:53:57
if my guide dog, Akron, can be knighted Sir Akron's
3:54:00
of the Barkin. He's a good boy, and dogs are
3:54:04
people too. I truly love everyone that helped make the
3:54:08
show the best podcast in the universe, and I'm forever
3:54:11
grateful for having you in my life, and I look
3:54:13
forward to following you in our various journeys. Kindest regards,
3:54:17
Dr. Don. Baroness Audra and Sir Arkin. P.S. Adam, your
3:54:22
Steve Jobs coin is in the mail, along with New
3:54:25
America 250-cent pieces. Nice. Thank you. We have Michael Rinneker
3:54:31
from Dubuque, Iowa, with a challenge coin donation. Sir Jack
3:54:34
Ash from Snohomish, Washington, with a challenge coin donation. And
3:54:38
Sir 10CFR50B from Troy, Idaho, a challenge coin donation. He
3:54:43
sent in a note. He says, and this is, I
3:54:45
guess, a printed note. In the morning to Adam Dvorak-Clan
3:54:49
and guest host. That's you, Andrew. Enclosed is a donation
3:54:52
check for 38883, which finally puts me over the line
3:54:55
for a barren title as well as an awesome JCD
3:54:57
challenge coin. No jingles, no karma. Adam, an answer to
3:55:00
your confusion last month while reading... My order of the
3:55:04
ANSTO Nation note, my CER 10 CFR 50 Appendix B
3:55:08
title is reference to the federal quality assurance requirements for
3:55:12
nuclear power generating stations, an industry in which I've been
3:55:15
involved, contractor, employee and business owner. He owns a nuke
3:55:19
for over 45 years now. Interested parties can contact me
3:55:23
via LinkedIn in Russia. rushingqualityconsulting, LLC, or email. RQC-LLC at
3:55:30
protonmail.com. Actually, RQC-LLC. Oh, thank you. RQC-LLC at protonmail.com for
3:55:38
quality assurance oversight of all your nuclear projects and or
3:55:42
program development supports. This donation requires a title change from
3:55:47
the one requested last month. Regardless, Stu, Sir 10 CFR
3:55:52
50 Appendix B, Baron of the Palouse. Got it. Not
3:55:57
to be read aloud. No. Why would he fit that
3:56:02
at the bottom? There you go. There you go. Oh,
3:56:06
gosh, that's funny. Next is Dame Rita for a challenge
3:56:09
going in the morning, Curry and Dvorak families. I wish
3:56:11
you all the best as you move forward with great
3:56:13
talents. Thank you for your courage, Adam, as you made
3:56:16
it. to the 19th year finish line. You and JCD
3:56:20
have been a great buffer while teaching us media deconstruction
3:56:24
skills. Much appreciation for your wisdom, laughter, and entertainment. I'll
3:56:28
be checking out these new endeavors ahead
3:56:30
Thanks and long live no agenda nation. Love and light.
3:56:34
Dame Rita, Duchess of Northern Nevada Basin and Range. She's
3:56:38
the best. Let me see. We have... Martin van Ettinger
3:56:46
from Lopik in the Netherlands. No need to read this.
3:56:49
Ha! Tough luck. So the four more years real in
3:56:52
the end. But still, thank you and good luck, Adam.
3:56:54
Okay, there you go. There you go. Sir, Texas Comrade,
3:56:58
jingle request, Foamer, putting on the fritz, and FDU. A
3:57:04
bittersweet donation after years of getting hit in the mouth
3:57:06
that... show, this show leaves me with a small amygdala
3:57:09
and a strong bullshit radar. I'm eternally grateful to Adam
3:57:13
John and the unsung heroes of the No Agenda back
3:57:16
office, which get a lot of credit. Thank you all
3:57:19
so much for making a huge impact in the many
3:57:21
lives of the No Agenda nation. Your teachings will continue
3:57:24
to live on in the community you have built for
3:57:27
many years and hopefully many. generations. By the way, can
3:57:29
I say something here? That is the essence of life.
3:57:32
If you could leave something that can be brought to
3:57:36
many generations to come, that is what I think is
3:57:39
a successful life. That's just a side note. I think
3:57:42
he put that piece right here. Right? Yes, nice of
3:57:44
you to say. I would like to selfishly request the
3:57:47
last former, then put it on the fritz, followed by
3:57:50
F the EU. Wishing you all the best, Sir Texas
3:57:53
Comrade. Oh my God! Listen to that horn! Before and
3:57:59
after 2000. Russian president. Hold on, hold on, that's the
3:58:03
wrong one. Putin on the Ritz. How come I got
3:58:09
the wrong one? Is this it? This is it, I
3:58:12
think. Music Come, let's mix where John Benesta walks with
3:58:17
kids. Oh, I mean pizzas in his midst. Booted on
3:58:21
the Ritz. node runner tristan from dease in belgium comes
3:58:33
in with a challenge coin donation dear adam please deduce
3:58:36
me on this very last episode of the greatest podcast
3:58:39
in the universe you've been deduced And call out node
3:58:45
runner Troos as a big fat douchebag. Thank you for
3:58:49
helping me navigate this clown world, which only gets crazier
3:58:53
and crazier. I'm extremely sad. No agenda is over, but
3:58:56
I'm forever grateful I got to experience it. Please send
3:58:59
prayer karma for JCD, the Dvorak family, the Curry family,
3:59:03
and everybody who contributed to Nodew. no agenda. Can I
3:59:06
also get prayer karma for our dear node runner Eric
3:59:09
who passed away just a few weeks ago after a
3:59:13
few weeks after JCD. I can't believe how sad I
3:59:16
am for losing two people I've never met in real
3:59:18
life. John and Eric, thank you for the smiles and
3:59:21
Adam wishing you all the best with your future endeavors
3:59:23
from node runner Tristan in Belgium. You've got prayers. Prayers.
3:59:35
Sir, Circumstance from Rancho Palo Verde in California. Thank you
3:59:40
to JCD. Rest in peace. Thank you, Adam. Thank you
3:59:42
to the guest host. Thank you, new agenda producers and
3:59:45
back office. Good luck in your future endeavors. Crackpot. How
3:59:49
about an ACC challenge coin to complete the set? I
3:59:53
don't know. Single request, JCD Donate. Thank you again, Sir
3:59:56
Circumstance. Yeah, I'm going to do the spooky donut everybody
3:59:59
hates with this energy chime. Donate, donate. You will obey.
4:00:12
Patrick Mele, Bountiful Utah Challenge Coin. Thanks for 19 years
4:00:17
of great content. I've been a 33-33 a month producer
4:00:21
for over 12 years. Sounds like it's time to cash
4:00:24
in on some layaway knighthoods. You and John knighted my
4:00:26
son, Sir Gage, for his 18th birthday back on show
4:00:29
974, which had the unfortunate name of... I poop. Please
4:00:35
knight the rest of the family today. Sir Patrick, Sir
4:00:38
Salvatore, Dame Kirsten, Dame Maddie. I look forward to following
4:00:42
your next chapter and that of the Dvorak family. Love
4:00:44
is lit. Amen. Fist bump. Patrick Mele. Scott W. Snyder
4:00:49
from Waterford Township in Michigan. Dear Adam, I'm making this
4:00:53
donation as a sincere thank you for all your knowledge,
4:00:56
education and entertainment, both John and you have provided over
4:00:59
the years. Over the years, No Agenda has been much
4:01:01
more than a podcast. The show has created a community
4:01:04
of people willing to think critically, question narratives and engage
4:01:07
with the world more intentionally. In my honest opinion, the
4:01:10
fact that it appeared to crack from time to time
4:01:13
with people coming and going showed the strength of the
4:01:16
independence of thought and critical thinking and not blind obedience
4:01:20
to a viewpoint. I believe no agenda show taught these
4:01:22
skills and lessons well. With John's passing, I know that
4:01:25
many of us have had to navigate a profound sense
4:01:28
of loss. I wanted to thank you for continuing to
4:01:30
carry the torch and keep the show running during this
4:01:32
time. Your commitment has helped many listeners come to terms
4:01:35
with John's absence while preserving the spirit of what you
4:01:38
and he had built together. As someone who considers himself
4:01:42
a stoic Zen Christian, I deeply appreciate the perspective brought
4:01:46
to the show over the years. I'm also genuinely happy
4:01:49
to see that you found Christ. Faith, resilience, and purpose
4:01:53
become especially meaningful when confronting mortality, grief, and change. The
4:01:58
way you've spoken about your journey has resonated with me,
4:02:00
and I suspect many others in the New Agenda community.
4:02:03
John's voice, wit, and relentless commitment to challenge complacency left
4:02:06
a lasting remark. He was a worrier of a different
4:02:09
kind. Through his criticism and commentary, he pushed companies to
4:02:13
produce better products and change institutions to work and do
4:02:16
better. In his memory, I like to offer the small
4:02:19
tribute in the form of a haiku. Oh, boy. Yep.
4:02:23
Here we go. Buzz kill, winter steel. Columns honed, dull
4:02:27
works to shine. Snow keeps watch at rest. This is
4:02:32
a perfect haiku. You know, I couldn't... That is... That
4:02:37
says it all. Thank you for all you've done. No
4:02:39
agendas help. Countless people sharpen their thinking, maintain perspective, and
4:02:42
build meaningful connections. I am grateful to have been one
4:02:46
of them. With appreciation and prayer, Scott Snyder, Sir Snyde,
4:02:51
Knight Turent of the OT Network's Baronet... Can you read
4:02:55
that? I can't get down there on that. I have
4:02:57
no idea. Knight Tarrant? Knight Aaron? Knight Aaron? No, but
4:03:00
keep going the rest of it because I can't see
4:03:02
it here. Oh, I don't have it either. I don't
4:03:04
have it on my spreadsheet. Let's see if I can
4:03:06
get it long. See, it won't lengthen. It won't lengthen,
4:03:10
babe. I'm sorry. I can't lengthen it. Let's see if
4:03:12
I can do this. Oh, here we go. I got
4:03:13
baronet. Oh, it's at the bottom. Oh. Baronet. That's all
4:03:18
I got. Baronet. Okay. Time for a two-minute break. Two-minute
4:03:20
break. Hold on. Hold on. Little Christmas cheer. The microphones
4:03:32
are quiet now, the final notes have flown. We gathered
4:03:36
round a table and made that place our own. Adam
4:03:40
Curry, thank you for the questions and the cheer. A
4:03:44
thousand curious mornings found a welcome waiting here. So raise
4:03:54
a glass to Noah to live. This chapter closes gently,
4:04:05
what we shared will not quite end. And John C.
4:04:12
Dvorak, we honor you with every pointed quip. Your restless
4:04:16
mind could turn a thought and send it on a
4:04:19
trip. You brought your wit to every turn, your questions
4:04:23
to the core. We'll miss the spark you brought along
4:04:29
and ask for one thing more. to go. To all
4:04:45
who listen, you make the journey grand. Tonight John C.
4:05:05
Dvorak We'd gladly gather once again. Thank you, Rocket Boy
4:05:24
333, for that moment. Miles from Memphis checks in. He
4:05:28
says, the show helped me get through many days at
4:05:30
work and long road trips. Looking forward to the next
4:05:32
chapter. Thank you for your courage. Miles from Memphis will
4:05:35
get a challenge coin. A challenge coin? Oh, sorry. I'll
4:05:39
do the next two. David Rosa, 38883, allgoodthings.com. And Sir
4:05:45
Kexicus, challenge coin, ITM, Adam, Dvorak family, and final guest
4:05:50
host. That's you, Andrew. I'm sending this final no agenda
4:05:53
donation to express my gratitude and appreciation for all you've
4:05:57
done for me and get my hands on that sweet
4:05:59
challenge coin. I couldn't. Give enough treasure to match the
4:06:03
time and talent you guys gave me over these past
4:06:05
six years. I love you all and wish everyone nothing
4:06:08
but the best. Love and light. Adam, please play a
4:06:10
rare jingle. Have you played that one No Agenda Marching
4:06:13
jingle that only gets played once a year? We played
4:06:16
it, actually. I'll play it again for you. I can't
4:06:17
remember what it's called, but it sounds like a national
4:06:19
anthem. If it's too... I don't know what that is.
4:06:25
Isn't it the marching pigs? P.S. I had a nightmare
4:06:28
that you did your final podcast with an A.
4:06:30
I had JCD just adding it to my note in
4:06:32
case I called it. I think you want this one.
4:06:34
I'm not sure. Liberation! All right, Roag, Duke of the
4:06:58
Pacific Vortex. In the morning, Adam, in the entire peanut
4:07:01
gallery, though quite old, I frequently get asked, what do
4:07:05
I want to be when I grow up? Now that
4:07:08
no agenda is ending, I'm a guess. What does I
4:07:11
mean? I'm a guess that I would truly need to
4:07:14
figure it out. Sad face. You and John are certainly
4:07:18
the leaders, but the entire Noagenda community are the able-bodied
4:07:21
foot soldiers leading the charge towards rational thought and free
4:07:25
expression. This wave will never crest. May the fates shine
4:07:30
on you and yours. Roag. Duke of the Pacific Vortex.
4:07:36
Alex and Jessica Snyder, Williston, Vermont, 36682. Adam and John,
4:07:42
thank you for the years of deconstructing the news, for
4:07:45
the perspectives, the laughs, and the company along the way.
4:07:48
I'm sad to hear the show is ending, but I
4:07:49
understand why. For me, the timing feels right. Adam, as
4:07:53
you turn your attention forward, from the news towards God.
4:07:56
I plan to follow you to the news show. I'm
4:07:58
tired of the news too. These days I would much
4:08:00
rather talk about God. I found that following the rabbit
4:08:04
holes of men eventually leads to an end, usually without
4:08:07
much fanfare. But building a relationship with God and seeking
4:08:10
wisdom in scripture has done the opposite. Those rabbit holes
4:08:13
keep opening. You begin to recognize God in your everyday
4:08:16
life and the perils of men pale in comparison. That
4:08:19
revelation became real to me on the day my wife
4:08:21
was supposed to die from brain cancer on August 17,
4:08:24
2025. She lived. I believe God intervened and I believe
4:08:28
Jesus came to her aid. Amen. My wife is also
4:08:32
a long-time No Agenda fan, especially of JCD. I've been
4:08:35
quietly giving to the show every month, working toward a
4:08:37
double knighthood so we could be knighted together. When I
4:08:40
heard the show was ending, I made the final donation
4:08:42
to bring our total to $2,000, hoping we could both
4:08:45
be part of the final knighting, of course. This knight
4:08:47
is for both of us, and thank you for everything
4:08:50
the show has meant to us and a celebration of
4:08:52
life. we still get to share. Thank you, Adam. Thank
4:08:54
you, John and the Dvorak family. And thank you both
4:08:57
for all these years. With gratitude, Alex and Jessica Snyder.
4:09:01
Nice. Jonathan Staples, $350. With this donation, I've achieved knighthood.
4:09:06
Accounting available if needed. Please dub me Sir John Knight
4:09:10
of the Compiled Code. For the roundtable... I would like
4:09:13
to ask for Pepsid AC and Pepto-Bismol. I'm sure we're
4:09:17
all going to need it. No kidding. Spencer Whitney in
4:09:19
Warren, New Jersey, 34375. Thank you for all the good
4:09:23
times. I have nothing but gratitude for Adam and John's
4:09:25
dedication and bringing this show to people twice a week
4:09:28
for nearly two decades. Can I get a birthday shout-out
4:09:30
for my 40th on November 8th? I've been listening since
4:09:33
I was in my 20s and don't know what I
4:09:35
would have done to stay sane in this cruel M5M
4:09:37
show. world without you guys this donation makes me a
4:09:40
night better late than never so i could i please
4:09:43
be knighted sir spencer of many time zones if it
4:09:47
still exists can i yes i think um this is
4:09:50
a good request um If it still exists, can I
4:09:55
hear the have more kale jingle followed by a that's
4:09:58
true? Maybe a drone again at the end of show
4:10:01
if you're feeling generous. Let me see. That's true, which
4:10:05
is another classic. Uh, where is the that's true? Here
4:10:11
we go. I got it. So, have more kale. Have
4:10:14
more kale. Have more kale. Have more kale. Have more
4:10:18
kale. Have more kale. You will obey. Have more kale.
4:10:22
Have more kale. Have more kale. You will obey. Have
4:10:26
more kale. Have more kale. Have more kale. You will
4:10:30
obey. That's true. Another classic. That's good stuff. Brock Reinhold,
4:10:37
$343.75. What's that? Nothing. It's just a nice donation. Franny
4:10:45
Knudsen. Now, this one, I know her. She's a very
4:10:47
dear friend of mine, actually. Yeah, she was at the
4:10:49
JCD Memorial meetup. She was. $333.45. In the morning, Adam,
4:10:57
please knight my husband. Peter the Viking Hunk. Thank you
4:11:01
for your courage and God bless. Franny and Peter Knudsen
4:11:04
of South Florida, a.k.a. Dame Free Free, and now Peter
4:11:08
the Viking Hunk. He is a hunk, by the way.
4:11:10
P.S. Hi, Andrew. Rob Neeson in Notdorp in the Netherlands.
4:11:16
All the threes. 3-30-3-33. Hey, Adam. I've been a regular
4:11:19
listener for the past... So it's a bit sad to
4:11:21
hear you're heading in a different direction. That said, I
4:11:23
completely understand. My wife and I made a similar choice
4:11:26
about two and a half years ago when we moved
4:11:28
from the Netherlands to Mexico to start a new chapter.
4:11:32
Wow. We're now building a holistic village project called Volta.
4:11:35
Waka Chan in Playa del Carmen and creating our own
4:11:38
community around it. Nice. The Noah Jenner Show has been
4:11:41
the best way for me to have some idea of
4:11:43
what's really going on in the States and to cut
4:11:45
through the noise. This is a bit of a last
4:11:46
minute donation, but please deduce me before it's too late.
4:11:51
You've been dedouched. Also, please let us know where we
4:11:56
continue to follow your work and which podcast channels or
4:11:58
sources you'd recommend for staying connected to what's really happening
4:12:01
in the world. Just follow me at Adam Curry on
4:12:03
Twitter. Thanks for all the great shows and conversations over
4:12:06
the years and best of luck on your new adventure.
4:12:09
Rob Neeson, Huacachan.com, Mexico, Playa del Carmen. Nice. Sir, Hair
4:12:15
Heel from White Salmon, Washington. Sorry to see the show
4:12:19
go. Last chance to share some F cancer karma with
4:12:22
all who need it. So please make it a good
4:12:24
one. I also noticed that my previous donation bumped me
4:12:27
into the Baron status. So I'd like to stake my
4:12:30
claim as Baron of the HRM parking lot. Pronounced Herm.
4:12:35
I'd like to request T-Vec. What is this? Ipilimumabob? Ipilimumabob?
4:12:41
These are drugs. These are horrible things. Nivolumid and a
4:12:46
lack of serious side effects at the round table. Thanks
4:12:49
for 19 years of value for value and good luck
4:12:51
for your future endeavors, sir. Hair Heel. Adrian Sales in
4:12:56
Salisbury, East, South Australia in Australia. 33333. In the morning,
4:13:02
John and Adam, thank you so much for creating the
4:13:04
greatest podcast in the world. There's nothing like it. It
4:13:06
never will be again. John, you'll be truly missed. Thank
4:13:09
you for the countless hours of laughs, knowledge, entertainment that
4:13:13
you provided us. Adam, thank you, too. I found out
4:13:15
about No Agenda after your first appearance on Joe Rogan
4:13:18
and have been listening here in South Australia ever since.
4:13:21
I will be with you. with you in your next
4:13:22
adventures. It's honestly hard to express in such a short
4:13:25
note, but thank you again, John and Adam. God bless
4:13:27
you in the No Agenda community. Please, can I finally
4:13:30
be de-douched? You've been de-douched. And have John's macaroni and
4:13:37
cheese jingle. Please knight me, Sir Machiavelli. I would like
4:13:40
macaroni and cheese and Hennessy at the round table. Oh,
4:13:43
breakfast of champions. You slaves can get you the mac
4:13:46
and cheese. Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Macaroni and
4:13:50
cheese. Cheddar melted together. Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese.
4:13:54
Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Hey, everybody. Louis McDonald,
4:14:02
duh. Do we have an amount for him? Maybe $333.33.
4:14:06
$333, yeah. Hey, hello, Gitmo Nation. I'm well over the
4:14:10
1,000 mark for knighthood and would like to be known
4:14:12
as security for the little finger, Michigan's little finger, Lanou.
4:14:17
Peninsula. PayPal is pushing 333.33 your way right now from
4:14:21
his email account. I'm finally grateful to have been part
4:14:25
of the shows for years. I would and perhaps will
4:14:27
at some point write a warm peace-length note about how
4:14:30
much I love everybody involved in the new agenda. Not
4:14:34
today. No jingles, no karma. Thank you for your courage.
4:14:37
Sean in Katy, Texas, 333.33 in the morning, Adam, Andrew,
4:14:41
and belatedly, John. For nearly 20 years, you and John
4:14:44
showed us how the news gets made and how much
4:14:46
of it gets made up. You taught a whole community
4:14:48
to question the narrative and think for ourselves. With John
4:14:51
gone and this, the last show, there's a huge gap
4:14:54
in our minds and a a hole in our hearts.
4:14:56
Thank you, Adam. Rest easy, John. And thank you, Andrew,
4:14:59
for taking the chair. Hey, give that chair back. To
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4:15:41
tremendous courage from Sean in Katy, Texas. Ah, Sir Cheese
4:15:46
from Hashtag. Hasty. Hasty. Hasty. Hasty. Hasty. I'm getting a
4:15:52
little closer. No. 333. No, no, no. 333. 333. Thank
4:15:57
you for 19 years of deconstruction entertainment and for touching
4:16:00
so many lives, including ways you probably never realized. You
4:16:04
made it look easy. All the best for the next
4:16:06
season and final karma for all. perhaps? Sir T's. You've
4:16:13
got karma. Renato Santos. 333.33. For years I meant to
4:16:20
donate. I meant to make album art for the show
4:16:22
and become an active part of this community. Time always
4:16:25
won. So here it is. On the last show, my
4:16:27
first donation. No agenda.
4:16:30
It has been part of my week for many years.
4:16:31
Two men calling out the obvious, deconstructing the media, and
4:16:34
leaving the rest of us a little sharper every Thursday
4:16:37
and Sunday. Losing John hit me harder than I expected.
4:16:41
He was part of the soul and DNA of this
4:16:42
show. You've carried it with real grace, Adam, but I
4:16:45
never got used to the silence where the squeaky chair,
4:16:48
the mic bangs, and the cranky voice used to be.
4:16:50
His crankiness was never cheap. It was honest, it was
4:16:53
pure, and more often than not, it was right. The
4:16:55
world could use more of it, a lot more. I
4:16:58
understand why the show has to end and none of
4:17:00
us wanted it, but no agenda was John and Adam
4:17:02
that cannot be replaced. Thank you, Adam. Thank you, John.
4:17:06
Thank you to every producer who made this show so
4:17:08
big and so loved for 19 years. In the morning,
4:17:11
John, and farewell, Renato Santos. By the way, I'm the
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it my thanks. Okay, thank you. Very nice. Next one
4:17:41
for 333, even, is Ara Deradarian. This is Sir Ara
4:17:47
Derdarian. Yeah, it's a tough one. Derdarian. Derdarian. Derdarian. From
4:17:52
Chubaco Canyon. Adam. Adam. Where do I start? I typically
4:17:56
write very short messages, so forgive the length of this
4:17:59
one. I was with you all the way back to
4:18:01
the Daily Source Code days. You inspired me along with
4:18:04
my co-host, Brandon Russell. To do a podcast that's been
4:18:08
going for more than 22 years. Wow. Woo. Nice. We're
4:18:12
at episode 1275. Wow. Many of our listeners also listen
4:18:16
to No Agenda. The No Agenda podcast has been an
4:18:19
important part of my life. I estimate that I might
4:18:21
have only missed about 10 episodes through your entire run.
4:18:24
I still get sad when I think about JCD's passing,
4:18:27
but may my memory be eternal. I was working towards
4:18:31
becoming a Duke. Sadly, that won't happen. But if I
4:18:34
can call you a friend, it will mean more. I'm
4:18:37
happy to call you a brother in Christ. See you
4:18:40
on We Get to Do This podcast. Ara Dederian. Yes,
4:18:43
and he has made some beautiful cutting boards for us
4:18:46
in the past. He's a very talented... Cutting boards as
4:18:48
in for cooking? For beef. Yes, for beef. Cutting your
4:18:51
beef. I want a cutting board. He makes beautiful cutting
4:18:53
boards. I want a cutting board. Ara, I want a
4:18:55
cutting board. Hey, there's South London Paul from Twickenham. He
4:19:00
donates a lot. 333 from South London Paul. Paul, as
4:19:03
I was cycling to work in South London this week,
4:19:05
a number 33 bus passed me, and I took it
4:19:07
as a sign that I should finally give up my
4:19:09
douchebaggery and donate. Here's $333. Rest in peace, John. God
4:19:13
bless you, Adam. Thank you for a great show all
4:19:16
these years. No jingles, just a massive de-douching from South
4:19:19
London Paul. You've been de-douched. *music* Sir, Viper 515, 333,
4:19:28
even. Rest in peace, JCD. Sad to say... I have
4:19:32
to say that no agenda is going away, but glad
4:19:34
I could switch to we get to do this. I'm
4:19:36
happy I won't have to hear yada, yada, yada on
4:19:38
the show again. Brunetti. This donation is a switcheroo. No,
4:19:42
Calacanis, I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah. This donation gets me yada,
4:19:45
yada, yada, yada. This donation is a switcheroo, but for
4:19:49
my daughter, Catherine Elizabeth Maria Clark. She and I do
4:19:53
acting, and this is my last opportunity to get her
4:19:57
into an IMDB credit. Yes. There you go. That's right.
4:20:01
Thanks for all the years, Adam. Looking forward to many
4:20:03
more. We get to do this. No jingles. M. Scott
4:20:07
Clark, Survivor 515, Executive Producer, Actor, and Captain. Nice. Sam
4:20:13
Jones is in Charlottesville, Virginia, 333. I know this is
4:20:16
a little long. I'll let you make the call on
4:20:19
how much to read on the show. We're going all
4:20:20
the way. I've donated before, but this one is long
4:20:23
overdue. I started listening to No Agenda well before episode
4:20:25
200. I've made a call Met Adam on the first
4:20:28
stop of the Hot Pocket store in Fredericksburg, Virginia. No
4:20:31
agenda has been a fixture in my life, helping me
4:20:33
stay sane during insane world events, especially being surrounded by
4:20:37
crazies in Charlottesville. And yes, I lived here during the
4:20:40
very fine people hoax. You might imagine that I had
4:20:43
to keep my mouth shut for fear of losing my
4:20:45
job. I had to do the same during vaccination hysteria,
4:20:48
but I always knew the truth, mostly thanks to John
4:20:50
and Adam. In November of last year, suddenly lost one
4:20:53
of my three-year-old twin sons, Colin. Since then, no agenda
4:20:57
has been a dependable source of distraction and comic relief.
4:21:01
John's passing was like getting kicked down while I was
4:21:03
down. It was something I'd long feared knowing deep down
4:21:06
that it would be the end of no agenda. However...
4:21:09
Motivated by the burning desire to eventually be reunited with
4:21:12
my son and partially inspired by Adam's own journey, I
4:21:15
have started a reboot of my faith. Ah, he's decloaking.
4:21:19
He's decloaking. I'm not sure yet where I stand on
4:21:21
lots of theological issues, namely Catholic versus Protestant. I grew
4:21:24
up Catholic, married a Presbyterian. But I'm putting in more
4:21:27
effort than ever before. Just another thing to be thankful
4:21:30
to no agenda for. I wanted to share that my
4:21:33
wife and I created a website in honor of Colin
4:21:36
at... So much credible dot life. Read so much credible.
4:21:39
Yes. With a list of lessons he taught us in
4:21:41
his short life. Best of luck to you, Adam, in
4:21:44
your post no agenda endeavors. Thank you for all you
4:21:46
have given us from Sam Jones. I'll read this one.
4:21:51
Please, please read this one. Thank you. In Rostock, Deutschland.
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to Cleo. For like two weeks, this lady comes in,
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cleans up, cooks breakfast. He wanted to feed the baby,
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have a sleep, whatever. It's pretty awesome. In Asia, they
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do a lot of that too for a month or
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so. Yeah, that was good. Unless the mother convalesce. There's
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nothing better than having a rested new mother who feels
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go. From Dr. Sir One Awesome, Jason, 300 bucks. Thank
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you, so. Wow. Yao. Yao. How do you pronounce that?
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Yao. Yao. Wow. Wow. Yao. Rodriguez. Palm Beach Gardens, 293.
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Oh, the first associate executive producer. Woo! We made it.
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At nine cents. ITM, please night me a serve. Wow.
4:23:38
The first and last night of Brasilia on the final
4:23:40
show. Prior payments. Yes. I will miss the show. but
4:23:43
agree it will never be the same without JCD. Thank
4:23:46
you. Next one from Paul Deleduca from Grove City, Ohio.
4:23:53
This is a switcheroo donation that will make my father,
4:23:56
Thomas Deleduca, reach his dream of becoming a knight. He
4:24:00
is the best dad in the universe. How nice is
4:24:03
this? My father, Thomas Deluca, introduced me to No Agenda
4:24:06
in 2013 when I myself was 13 years old. I
4:24:09
became a regular viewer at 18 years old, and since
4:24:13
then, I've listened to every show on one-time speed. My
4:24:17
father is a great man who always did his best
4:24:18
to equip his children with critical thinking skills, and a
4:24:21
large part of that was the amazing resource that is
4:24:25
no agenda. He always dreamed of becoming a knight. But
4:24:28
having eight kids, eight kids. Eight kids. Holy moly. Holy
4:24:32
moly. There were always more important financial responsibilities he had
4:24:37
to prioritize. He had managed through his monthly donations to
4:24:40
donate $735.83, the accounting of which I'm sure he'll provide.
4:24:46
My mom joked before that none of his kids would
4:24:48
ever donate to get him over the hill of knighthood.
4:24:51
Sorry, mom. But this time, you're wrong. My father is
4:24:55
a knight. He's the head of the family and the
4:24:57
best dad in the universe. Thank you, Adam, John, and
4:25:00
the entire No Agenda crew for all your years of
4:25:02
service. It's been invaluable. I love you guys, and I
4:25:05
love you, Dad. Love and light, Paul Deliduca. Oh, beautiful.
4:25:11
Hey, and Sir Endipity from Cumbria. Cumbra, Portugal, 270 and
4:25:18
13 cents. He says, greetings from Cumbra, Portugal. I have
4:25:21
been with you since around show 400. Haven't missed a
4:25:24
single episode since. What a ride it's been. Big thanks
4:25:27
to Adam, the back office team, and rest in peace,
4:25:30
JCD. You all built something truly special. Lately, the episodes
4:25:34
have been great. I love the mix. Jason's intensity, Rob's
4:25:37
insights, Matt's balance, Horowitz's sharpness, and Dana, who can jump
4:25:41
from one to the other without missing a beat. You're
4:25:43
definitely my favorite, Dana. Don't let his head grow big.
4:25:47
I'm a regular on the Porto to Amsterdam flights, usually
4:25:50
in the emergency exit row and always in brown shoes.
4:25:53
Ah, sales guy. Drop an ITM when you can. Farewell
4:25:56
and good luck and God bless you all. Oh, beautiful.
4:26:00
$265.53 from Grimerica in Wheatland. Where's that? Maybe. In what?
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What? Wheatland AB, is that something? Alberta, Canada. Alberta, Canada,
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man. Alberta, Canada. Don't forget about the comedians. Our 51st
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For your news deconstruction fix, we will recognize no agenda
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nights, et cetera. Come on over. Good show, Grimerica. Oh,
4:26:37
there's my boy, Parker Geisweig. Parker is here in Fredericksburg.
4:26:42
I love this young man. He gave me... $300. Actually,
4:26:46
it was $300, not $250. But it was $300. So
4:26:49
he needs to be an executive producer. On the spot,
4:26:53
cash donation at Java Ranch. And he will be knighted
4:26:56
today as Sir Parker of the White Ghost Ranch. And
4:26:59
he wants weed and peptides at the roundtable. Yes, breakfast
4:27:03
champions. Perfect. Perfect. Thank you, Parker. Sir Luca of the
4:27:07
Southwest from Walla Walla, Washington. After six plus years of
4:27:12
media deconstruction, listening to Adam's first JRE appearance, Joe Rogan,
4:27:16
no agenda will always be Adam and John. To borrow
4:27:18
words from another producer, I came for Adam and stayed
4:27:21
for John. Reluctantly, I understand the end is here. So
4:27:24
here's my final donation to the best podcast in the
4:27:26
universe. Thank you, Adam, John, and everyone who's contributed to
4:27:29
the show. It's hard to express how much I'll miss
4:27:31
no. agenda. Love is lit. This donation takes me to
4:27:36
Barron status, past Barron status. I request to become Protectorate
4:27:41
of the Columbia and Snake Rivers, and to upgrade my
4:27:43
title, a jingle and a double karma request, please. Scott
4:27:47
Simon, followed by Healthy Karma, the Yak variety, and finish
4:27:52
up with TPP Jobs Karma. Sir Luca of the Southwest,
4:27:56
Baron of the Columbia and Snake Rivers. Okay. Oh, no,
4:28:01
that's not the one. Where is it? Hold on. Where's
4:28:05
my... Oh, here he is. Suffering succotash. I'm Scott. Oh!
4:28:09
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Simon. Simon. Job. Job. Job.
4:28:14
Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. That
4:28:19
one always makes me laugh. He needs some yak. He
4:28:22
needs a yak. The yak. Got the yak for you.
4:28:27
Got the yak for you. Jeremy Smither, Chattanooga, Tennessee, 234.56.
4:28:33
We see what you did there. Adam, a few shows
4:28:35
back, you describe your process of using a mostly empty
4:28:38
bottle of lotion for weeks. This hit me like your
4:28:40
version of the sad puppy. So it's time for an
4:28:42
executive producer tip of the day. Sometimes for Adam and
4:28:46
brought to you in part by Dana Burnetti. So take
4:28:48
your mostly empty lotion bottle. Hold it upside down. Grab
4:28:52
a Theragun or any massager type thing. Side note, Mr.
4:28:56
Matt Long and Pastor Jimmy earmuffs. dames and or ones
4:29:00
keeper may have something that will work just as well.
4:29:04
So take your neck massager, click it on high, and
4:29:09
let it rock the bottle for a few seconds. Boom!
4:29:11
Bottle empty and no more dipsticking the thing for apparently
4:29:15
four weeks. I am really, really going to miss this,
4:29:18
but I'm looking forward to Pastor Jimmy and the keeper.
4:29:20
because, Adam, you have a spirit in you that needs
4:29:23
to be shared. So thank you for all the years
4:29:25
thus far, and may the half-life gravity of ACJCD continue
4:29:30
to provide the pull we need. as such. ITM from
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Smithers. It's a good tip of the day. I like
4:29:37
it. Jennifer B. 233.99 Please read the donation set for...
4:29:43
We did not receive your note, Jennifer. I'm sorry. Anonymous
4:29:48
Steve in Henrico, Virginia 233. I live in the Richmond,
4:29:51
Virginia area and a previous numbskull millennial before listening to
4:29:55
your show. Well, maybe still a bit of a numbskull,
4:29:57
but I'm trying to change that and grow as an
4:29:58
individual. This is my first real donation and much overdue,
4:30:02
so please release me from the douchebaggery. I am... No.
4:30:07
You've been de-douched. I am sad that I failed to
4:30:10
donate while John was still with us, and with your
4:30:12
announcement of leaving the show, I knew that despite being
4:30:15
in a tight, spot financially. I needed to make this
4:30:17
happen. And now, after the last show, I know this
4:30:20
is my last chance to donate the original way. I
4:30:22
don't believe I can fully describe in words how much
4:30:24
the show has meant to me over the past four
4:30:26
to five years that I've been listening. I don't remember
4:30:29
exactly when my friend hit me in the mouth, but
4:30:31
you and John have quite literally changed my life, my
4:30:33
view of the world, and taught me to question everything.
4:30:36
Well, This has set me free. There's no unseeing the
4:30:39
truth. And this has caused a rift in my life
4:30:41
as someone who has largely been surrounded by very left-leaning
4:30:44
people, aside from my direct family. Being poor, unfortunately, seems
4:30:48
to surround you with those people and ideologies and feeling
4:30:52
trapped in that sphere of influence for a long time
4:30:54
has left me feeling quite secretly alone for some time
4:30:57
as well. I've always wanted to make it to a
4:30:59
meetup but never got around to it, as I now
4:31:01
much regret with the show's final sunset dropping before our
4:31:04
eyes. So if the Central Virginia No Agenda gang is
4:31:07
listening, I hope you will still plan to continue to
4:31:09
meet up, even if just a few times a year,
4:31:12
I would finally love to make it to one. Adam,
4:31:14
your discovery of your faith in Jesus has inspired me
4:31:17
to finally explore Christianity in depth. decloak so I can
4:31:21
decide for myself what I believe. After years of being
4:31:24
an atheist, I would still call myself a skeptic, but
4:31:26
man, do I want to believe. And I will most
4:31:28
definitely be continuing to follow you on your We Get
4:31:31
to Do This podcast, which I've already been enjoying for
4:31:34
the past couple of months. I decided to continue my
4:31:36
note in a personal letter to you in hopes that
4:31:39
you can help me on this journey to find the
4:31:41
truth and hopefully God. And because this note is already
4:31:44
too darn long, thank you for everything, Adam, to the
4:31:46
core producers that have kept the show going and to
4:31:49
John for all your wisdom. You guys have been like
4:31:51
wacky brainy uncles to me, helping guide me through this
4:31:55
dark world. Rest in peace, JCD. Long live no agenda.
4:31:59
Yes, brother, I will, of course, reply. Thank you very
4:32:02
much for your donation and for your note. That's got
4:32:05
to be very fulfilling for you. Yeah, well, it's part
4:32:09
of what I set out to do. We've got to
4:32:12
make more disciples, man. That is the great commission. Very
4:32:17
nice. Jamie Wacklin from Red Wing, Minnesota. Hi, Adam. Big
4:32:21
shout out to you and the team for keeping this
4:32:23
podcast going for so long. And not just this one,
4:32:25
all of them, but all good podcasts must come to
4:32:27
an end. Since this donation puts me across the finish
4:32:30
line for my knighthood, please knight me Sir Cypress Lemon.
4:32:33
And I would like some Hennessy and Coke at the
4:32:35
round table. Thank you. Jingle request, Detective Dookie, Special Poopers
4:32:39
Unit, and I had ass. P.S. I've decided to start
4:32:43
walking with Jesus myself. Another one. Yeah. This year, and
4:32:45
I started listening to your podcast with Pastor Jimmy, and
4:32:47
it really helps me stay in the word. I'm telling
4:32:50
you, man. There's something going on. Revival is here. Yep.
4:32:55
I got ants. I got ants. Detective Dookie Detective Dookie
4:33:10
Poop Police SPU Special Poopers Union Ha ha ha ha
4:33:17
You know people have been listening a long time when
4:33:19
they request something like that. Sir Tooth Fairy is in
4:33:21
Valparaiso, Indiana, 223. Thank you for all the great media
4:33:25
deconstruction over the years. I found you guys after your
4:33:27
first appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience and have listened
4:33:30
to every second of every show ever since. I'd be
4:33:32
lying if I said I wasn't disappointed the show was
4:33:34
ending. I mean, where the heck am I going to
4:33:37
get my Africa news now? But I completely understand your
4:33:40
need to move on. I wish you all the best
4:33:42
spreading the good word. I fell behind in my accounting
4:33:45
and see I've already passed the necessary level for Viscount,
4:33:48
or as Andrew says, Viscount. I will therefore claim the
4:33:51
title change to Sir Tooth Fairy Viscount of the Kanakee
4:33:55
Valley and the region at large, also requesting the following
4:33:58
jingles. Pitching. Pigs in human clothing. Okay, let's see. The
4:34:03
marching pig. Oh, boy, I'm getting sloppy now. The marching
4:34:08
pigs. I want a You Will Obey from JCD. JCD.
4:34:16
Is that not him? Okay. It's not you. No, you
4:34:19
will obey. That's something else. You will obey. That is
4:34:22
John, I think. That was the kale one. Oh, that's
4:34:26
right. That's right. Thank you. That's right. More kale. Eat
4:34:29
more kale. And game set. I don't think that we
4:34:34
actually. That wasn't. Game, set, match. I don't think that
4:34:39
actually was ever something we clipped. That just turned up
4:34:42
on one of the memorial shows, so I don't have
4:34:44
that one for you. But it was game, set, match.
4:34:48
Lizard people win. If I could ask just one more
4:34:49
thing. If they ever try another scamdemic, would you and
4:34:53
Sir Ducifer please bring the show back at least in
4:34:55
some form? Oh, no. No. All six of us will
4:34:57
do it. Rob Dew was the best guest host, I
4:35:00
might add. God bless, Godspeed, and all you new ventures.
4:35:02
Regards from Sir Tooth Fairy. Fear is freedom. Subjugation is
4:35:08
liberation. The fact of this and you will all surrender
4:35:16
to them. Have more kale. Have more kale. Have more
4:35:24
kale. Have more kale. Have more kale. You will obey.
4:35:28
You will obey. Have more kale. You will obey. Have
4:35:32
more kale. Have more kale. Have more kale. You will
4:35:37
obey. Yo. Nailed it. Ha ha. Philippe Blum, 2222. This
4:35:43
is a switcheroo from my buddy, Zach Hoyt from Austin,
4:35:46
Texas. He's already known as the King of Roaches, Emperor
4:35:50
of Chuds and Slayer of Foids. His Majesty, the one
4:35:53
and only Asthma Gold, Asmon Gold shall henceforth be credited
4:35:58
as a proper associate executive producer of the best podcast
4:36:03
in the universe. Thank you for your coverage. Asmon Gold,
4:36:05
he's a huge YouTuber. He's a big guy. Duke of
4:36:09
Switzerland, Sir Sander from Zandam in Zandam, the Netherlands, 215.88.
4:36:15
End of an era. Adios, mofos. Your Duke of Switzerland,
4:36:18
Sir Sander from Zandam. Nicholas Ficklin from Lancaster, South Carolina,
4:36:22
2.12 in the morning. I cannot express how valuable this
4:36:25
show has been to me over the last five years.
4:36:28
I will continue to listen to We Gotta Do.
4:36:30
this and look forward to party line. Hold on. We
4:36:32
got to do this now. We're going to do it.
4:36:36
We're going to do it. We get to do this.
4:36:38
We're going to do it. We get to do this.
4:36:45
We get to do this. We've got to do that.
4:36:47
We've got to do that. We're doing something. Let's do
4:36:49
something, Pastor Jimmy. Let's do something. I can continue to
4:36:58
listen to We've Got to Do This and listen forward
4:37:02
to Party Line, but there will always be... No agenda
4:37:05
shaped whole in my week after today. This donation brings
4:37:08
me back to knighthood, accounting attached. I like to be
4:37:11
known as Sir Skazlin, shepherd of the sauce. Sklazen, Sklazen,
4:37:16
Sklazen. Sklazen? Sklazen. Yeah. I believe every delicious thing I
4:37:19
could think of will be at the round table, so
4:37:21
I'll just bring plenty of Sklazen hot sauce to share.
4:37:24
Speaking of Sklazen, for any producers looking to add some
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excitement to your meal, join the Curries, the Dvorak's, and
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to see producers keep the conversation. connection going. So for
4:37:41
the Z-ful future, I'm offering free sauce for meetups! Any
4:37:45
organizing meetup or perfect, perfect on wings, perfect for a
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little dab in your chili, but a little bit behind
4:37:51
the ears, they'll help you out. Anyone organizing a meetup
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who is interested, please reach out to me at Nicholas
4:37:57
at Sklazin, S-C-L-A-Z-I-N.com. Thank you for your coverage and long
4:38:01
live the No Agenda family. Matthew Koch. Ah, yes, Matthew
4:38:07
Koch from Fort Myers, Florida. $2.10 and $0.60. Long-time listener
4:38:10
since 2012. Weekly donor since 2014. Thank you for all
4:38:14
the years of media deconstruction and legislative analysis. You always
4:38:17
gave my buddies and me something to talk about. I'm
4:38:19
proud to say I hit so many of them in
4:38:21
the mouth over the years. They became staunch supporters of
4:38:24
the show as well. Shout-out to Sir Dan. Thank you.
4:38:47
The biggest thank you for a lifetime of entertainment. Knighthood,
4:38:51
Baronet Names, Coke, Knighthood, Roundtable Request, Moonshine and Mills. Yeah,
4:38:55
we got it. Very nice. Bill Montney. From Montauly, New
4:38:59
Jersey. Adam, with this donation, I've reached a grand total
4:39:02
of $1,108.88 and finally achieved knighthood. And not a moment
4:39:07
too soon, may I add. Since I have a tendency
4:39:10
to procrastinate and often through is the case, though it
4:39:13
is not the case, that is a result of overthinking
4:39:16
things. I would like to be dubbed Sir Mulsala. Molzolot,
4:39:20
Molzolot, Molzolot. At the round table, I would request broiled
4:39:23
sea scallops and a finely, I don't know if you
4:39:27
want the sea scallops, you want the dry ones or
4:39:29
the wet ones, and the finest locally brewed IPA. Also,
4:39:32
since I have never requested... A dedouching with my previous
4:39:35
donations. I'd feel better asking for one now. You've been
4:39:39
dedouched. Or risk spending all eternity as a douchebag. My
4:39:45
known agenda journey started with show 736, which was in
4:39:48
some ways a great episode to start with, being one
4:39:51
of the rare recap shows. Next came the equally unusual
4:39:55
show 737, where John hosted its solo. I didn't know
4:39:59
that. He did a solo show? No. And play some
4:40:01
pre-recording interviews? No, no, no. He did – it wasn't
4:40:05
– no. We did the – well, no, I don't
4:40:08
– actually, I don't remember. I think – Because you
4:40:11
weren't there. No, he did some interesting interviews. We did
4:40:14
a couple of those early on. And by the way,
4:40:18
for those in the troll room, that thought John saying
4:40:21
adios mofos was AI at the end of my song
4:40:24
last week, it came from that show. Three shows in,
4:40:27
I finally experienced a normal no agenda show, but that
4:40:29
was finally because all three of those very different shows
4:40:31
made me want to keep listening to more. As others
4:40:34
have said, John's death hit me even harder than I
4:40:36
would have expected, more than anyone I did. I didn't
4:40:38
know personally had before. I agree with those who have
4:40:42
said that the show made you feel kind of like
4:40:44
family, but I think it goes beyond that. as the
4:40:47
show analyzed parts of the world it also built another
4:40:50
world of its own and that world you and John
4:40:52
and other producers actually were family in a way that
4:40:56
was absolutely unique to the show and will probably never
4:40:59
be recreated the news that you would be leaving the
4:41:03
news that you'd be leaving also hit me hard I
4:41:05
had hoped that the show could continue but I know
4:41:06
now that on never be the same. So when you
4:41:09
announced it would never be, it would be ending. I
4:41:11
had to reluctantly concede that it was the correct choice.
4:41:14
I wish you very much, much success with your new
4:41:17
calling and with you and both the Dvorak family, with
4:41:20
all your current and future podcasts and your endeavors and,
4:41:23
And with you did that, I'd be checking out all
4:41:25
of them. Thank you, Adam and John, since I'm sure
4:41:28
he's listening from his seat on the great Zephyr in
4:41:31
the Sky. For your courage, for your created something as
4:41:35
unique and special as the No Agenda show, Bill. Thank
4:41:39
you, Bill. Sir Lucas of the Lost Bits, Federal Way,
4:41:42
Washington, 202.02. Sir Lucas of the Lost Bits here. Thank
4:41:46
you, Adam and Dvorak family, for all these years. It's
4:41:48
been educational and entertaining. I've done my accounting, and I've
4:41:51
reached the Viscount level. And I'll pick up Brian Tannum
4:41:54
from Shoreview, Minnesota, 201. Adam and Family Buzzkill, best podcast
4:41:59
in the universe, cannot end without my knighting. Listener, since
4:42:03
episode 545, deduced at the Des Moines meetup in 2019
4:42:07
with Adam. The Des Moines down payment plus years of
4:42:11
monthly donations tops me off as a baronet. Adam, at
4:42:15
the Des Moines meetup, I handed you an envelope of...
4:42:17
Cash and a note. The note said, in lieu of
4:42:20
a jingle, I requested a live JCD chair squeak. It
4:42:23
was the first request of its time. I knew JCD
4:42:25
would do a stunt for a pile of cash. I
4:42:27
miss that curmudgeon. Rest in peace, JCD. My college film
4:42:31
class professor taught us to pay respect. And watch the
4:42:35
credits roll. I never miss the donation segment, so as
4:42:38
I'm knighted today, I want to pay respect and to
4:42:41
thank all the producers. Some of you are hilarious. Some
4:42:43
of you write really long notes, but you are all
4:42:45
part of something very special in the morning to you
4:42:48
all. Adam, my brother, I missed the show already, but
4:42:51
I'm all in. Media Deconstruction with Jesus glasses. Let's go.
4:42:55
One clip recording. You may have called it Pastor Farts.
4:43:00
Let's pray Heavenly Father. Farter. Let's pray Heavenly Farter. Yeah.
4:43:06
Who was that? Heavenly Farter. I don't think I have
4:43:13
that. I don't have it. Round table, medium-rare ribeye steak.
4:43:18
Please not me, sir. Brian Anonymous, God bless. No agenda
4:43:21
nation. Sir Adam Walker, did you find that, the clip?
4:43:26
No, no, I don't have it. Sir Adam Walker from
4:43:29
Pittsburgh, PA, $200.19. Thank you, Adam, and thank you, Devorah
4:43:33
Klan, for everything you've contributed to my life and the
4:43:36
lives of countless others over the past 19 years. You
4:43:39
taught me how to think freely, question everything, and instill
4:43:42
me in the wisdom, in me the wisdom and confidence
4:43:44
to continue doing so in this next chapter. May God
4:43:47
bless you in all your future endeavors. Amen. I'll be
4:43:50
following along. Can I get one last mac and cheese
4:43:53
jingle? You slaves can get used to mac and cheese.
4:43:57
Sincerely, Sir Andrew Walker. Oh, he wanted that one. Yes,
4:44:01
yes. Well, it is a classic, so we'll do that
4:44:04
one for you. Music. You slaves can get used to
4:44:08
mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Macaroni
4:44:10
and cheese. Cheddar melted together. Mac and cheese. Mac and
4:44:14
cheese. Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Hey, everybody. Ted
4:44:20
Halsey, Oakland, California, $200. Please knight me. Sir Ted of
4:44:24
Rockridge. Dame Nancy of the Confused. comes in from San
4:44:28
Bruno, California with 200, ITM Gitmo Nation. According to knowage
4:44:32
and appearance, this donation upgrades my status at the roundtable
4:44:36
to Viscountess. Adam and John, thank you for your courage.
4:44:39
Love, Dame Nancy of the Confused. And I'll grab Cameron
4:44:42
Simpson from St. John's, Florida, 200. I donated $1,000 for
4:44:47
show 1888 in memory of JCD but I was not
4:44:49
knighted. That was completely understandable and probably completely my fault
4:44:53
for sending my note directly to your email during a
4:44:55
time of great pain and grief. Yeah, that probably got
4:44:59
lost somewhere. This show has been one of a kind.
4:45:01
Nothing else out there is anything like it in terms
4:45:03
of the host, content, or community. I am a proud
4:45:06
No Agenda fan and producer, and I want my title
4:45:08
and ring to show off. I believe my donation for
4:45:11
$18.88, this show, plus my $5 a month donations over
4:45:14
the past few years, should net me a title. Please
4:45:17
knight me, Sir Renegade of the... St. John's River. Is
4:45:20
it a black night? Yes, of course. No Agenda has
4:45:23
been by far my absolute favorite podcast, fully worth dropping
4:45:26
everything else to listen to it as soon as it
4:45:28
comes out. I hope that we get to do this.
4:45:30
We'll take that title, and I pray God blesses you
4:45:32
in your next endeavor. I have to say, I think
4:45:34
laying down this podcast with its fame, income, and influence,
4:45:38
and moving on to another podcast more in line with
4:45:41
God and your community. Christian ideals is exemplary Christian behavior
4:45:45
and everyone in noage in the nation, Christian or not,
4:45:47
should take note of that. And whatever you do, whether
4:45:50
in word or deed, do it all in the name
4:45:52
of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father
4:45:55
through him, Colossians 3.17. Thank you for your courage. Adios,
4:45:59
mofo. Very nice. Brian McIver from Portage, Michigan. After reviewing
4:46:07
my accounting, it seems I reached night status a little
4:46:09
over a year ago with my unprecedented quadruple boobs donation.
4:46:14
With this final donation, I'd like to deduce my family,
4:46:18
sliding it just under the wire on this anniversary show.
4:46:22
You've been dedouched. You've been dedouched. My keeper, Amy, my
4:46:27
eldest human resource, Madeline, my youngest human resource,
4:46:30
So as Hope and her new husband, Jake, don't deserve
4:46:32
to continue taking trips around the sun as douchebags. So
4:46:35
with this donation, please dedouche them. We just did it
4:46:40
again. I guess. You've been dedouched. I started following the
4:46:46
show late, only 17 years ago, and my contributions haven't
4:46:48
come close to matching the value that the show gives
4:46:51
me. Thank you for all of it. Going forward with
4:46:54
your blessing, I'd like to claim the title, Sir BMAC.
4:46:57
BMAC, I think it's BMAC. BMAC, BMAC. Sir BMAC of
4:47:00
the greater Kalamazoo Valley and the entire South County. At
4:47:04
the round table... Noah's Mill bourbon and Bell's hazy hearted
4:47:09
IPO. No food. We'll treat this one through entirely. Clear
4:47:13
skies and tailwinds to you always to all of you.
4:47:17
Brian McIver Portage, Michigan. Joseph Reed is in Green Bay,
4:47:23
Wisconsin. $200 once a Little girl yay and some prayers.
4:47:30
We got... Our little girl, yay. And we got some
4:47:33
prayers. Okay. Wait. Prayer. Prayers. Prayers. Where are the prayers
4:47:39
at, everybody? There we go. Adam and Dvorak families, we
4:47:42
bid farewell to No Agenda. I want to take advantage
4:47:45
of this opportunity to express my gratitude for 19 years
4:47:48
of the best podcast in the universe. I'm not sure
4:47:50
when exactly I finally decided to check out this stream.
4:47:53
Okay. him. I pray your relationship with him grows ever
4:48:16
deeper and your joy will increase as you invest in
4:48:19
the kingdom. God bless. And in the morning from Joseph
4:48:23
in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Yay! You've got prayers. Praise God,
4:48:31
all ye more. Sky Kilbury from Belfare, Washington. Sky's window
4:48:37
cleaning. Scott C. Horton from Malibu, California. Oh, wait. That
4:48:43
actually wrapped up our executive and associate executive producers for
4:48:47
episode 1916. The last executive and associate executive producers. Put
4:48:53
it in IMDB.com. Our formula is this. We go out,
4:48:58
we hit people in the mouth. World! Order. Shut up,
4:49:08
slave. Shut up, slave. Now, up to the 50s, we
4:49:16
can't read all of the notes unless it is a
4:49:19
night note. So I will kick this off with Scott
4:49:23
C. Horton from Malibu, California, $191.50. Then we have Justin
4:49:29
Wynn from Kiama Downs in New South Wales, Australia. 180.
4:49:36
Pedro de Santos from Den Haag in the Netherlands, he
4:49:41
becomes a knight. He says, if it pleases the No
4:49:44
Agenda Peerage Committee, please knight me. Surrealists. Because this is
4:49:48
a somber occasion accompanied by coffee and cake, yellow cake
4:49:53
or breakfast cake at the round table. Wish you all
4:49:55
the best in producing the best podcast in creation. Then
4:49:59
we have Joseph Oswald from Blairsville, Georgia, 13336. And Joseph
4:50:06
becomes a knight. Hi, Adam, an esteemed No Agenda co-host.
4:50:10
After many years of small donations, this final donation on
4:50:12
the final show finally brings me to knighthood. Thank you
4:50:15
for everything over the years. My time spent with you
4:50:17
and JCD has brought me much happiness, insight, and satisfaction.
4:50:21
I would like to be granted the title of Sir
4:50:22
Oz of the Track Rock Deplorables. For the roundtable, may
4:50:26
I please have Pork Belly Bites and Costco Cabernet. Finally,
4:50:29
could I have one last dedouching and some jobs karma
4:50:32
for my son Jack? You've been dedouched. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs
4:50:39
and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. You've got to come
4:50:43
up. Thank you for your service. God bless you, the
4:50:48
Keeper and the Dvorak family. Wesley Pannell from Sanderson, Texas,
4:50:53
124. And following several years of sustaining donorship, this final
4:50:57
donation brings me to knighthood. I wish to claim the
4:50:59
title of Sir Wes of the Lemons for the roundtable.
4:51:03
I request a heavy helping of good conversation and shared
4:51:05
memories to help keep the spirit of no agenda alive.
4:51:09
I want to thank Sam for hitting me in the
4:51:10
mouth all those years ago. for eventually calling me out
4:51:13
as a douchebag. As such, I must request my official
4:51:16
on-air dedouching. You've been dedouched. Wishing you well on your
4:51:22
upcoming journey. Thank you for your courage, Sir Wes of
4:51:25
the Lemons. Sir Victor, Corvallis, Oregon. First contributed in 2011,
4:51:31
then knighted Sir Victor of Decanter, Georgia in 2012, then
4:51:34
later Baronet and Baron of the Willamette Valley. I'm also
4:51:37
Commodore and a member of the Order of the End.
4:51:40
Today I'm raised to Sir Victor Viscount of the Alabama
4:51:42
Hills in 2026. Congrats on 19 years. God bless in
4:51:47
your new direction. Angela Kumbera from Prescott, Arizona, $117.40. Thank
4:51:54
you very much. Robert Schweitzer, Fairfield, Ohio, $116.92. He wants
4:52:00
a deduce. You've been deduced. Cameron Linga, North Branch, Minnesota,
4:52:06
$111.49. Claiming knighthood I should have claimed a while ago.
4:52:09
Sir Cam will deduce. just fine. I'm sure you'll find
4:52:12
something good at the round table. It'll be quite the
4:52:14
feast for sure. Thank you for your courage. I'm out
4:52:16
for my birthday on November 14th. Balaz 1111. Thank you
4:52:22
very much for supporting the show. Scott Alvarado from Davenport,
4:52:26
Iowa. And this will mark the final installment of his
4:52:29
night I'll keep the note short. That's not short. John
4:52:35
hated long notes and small donations. Over the years, the
4:52:38
show was something that made my daily two-hour commute enjoyable.
4:52:41
It stretched my mind, amygdala, and offered me different viewpoints
4:52:45
and real commentary on events, enough so I could cut
4:52:48
out the BS MSM for those things, and my donations
4:52:50
began. I chose my moniker of the tall corn because
4:52:53
of the state I live in. I live in Iowa
4:52:55
and because of my proximity to an old hotel at
4:52:58
the time long dilapidated the Tall Corn Motel. In the
4:53:05
show – let me see. Where is he now? I
4:53:08
have to shorten this one. In the show and John's
4:53:11
memory, I have but one humble request that I be
4:53:14
the last night – well – In that moniker, I
4:53:16
retain who I am, where I am, and the memory
4:53:19
of the community I've enjoyed. The Tall Corn Motel no
4:53:22
longer exists. My beagle no longer exists. And now the
4:53:25
show will end. But I pledge to be... One that
4:53:29
promotes value for others from the value I've received and
4:53:33
to be a collector of stories and memories, something John
4:53:35
would have appreciated. Should the remainder of the peerage committee
4:53:39
approve Sir Scott of the Tall Corn the last night?
4:53:43
Thomas. Thank you. And he says, do appreciate it. We're
4:54:24
the only non-profit in all of America specifically dedicated to
4:54:27
NICU dads. One to ten babies end up in the
4:54:30
NICU, so it's a monstrous task. Karma for everyone moving
4:54:35
forward. Miss you, John. Alex Savala from Kyle, Texas. You've
4:54:40
got... karma. David Miedis from Pikeville, North Carolina, 10535. This
4:54:46
donation pushes me to knighthood, who I'd like to be
4:54:49
knighted. Sir Miedis, the Dvorak family, we love you all.
4:54:52
Fun fact, Friday had John and Mimi on, and those
4:54:54
will be cherished memories. Adam, rock on, my brother in
4:54:57
Christ. No jingles, no karma. Bill Johnson, Grovetown, Georgia, 10535.
4:55:02
Thank you. Theodora Dorinda Onyena. Haschendorf, Austria. 105.11, and she
4:55:13
would like to claim the name Dame Trotting Against the
4:55:15
Narrative. It feels bittersweet to reach it now, but thank
4:55:19
you for all the years of no agenda, for the
4:55:21
laughs, the sanity checks, the jingles, and all the moments
4:55:23
where the show somehow made the world feel a little
4:55:27
less crazy. John is deeply missed, and I really appreciate
4:55:31
the way you kept the show going with the different
4:55:33
guest hosts after his passing. Thank you both for your
4:55:35
service. Adam, I wish you nothing but the very best
4:55:38
for whatever comes next. Love and gratitude from Austria in
4:55:41
Theodora. El Cid Campiador from Sepulpa, Oklahoma, $100. Thank you
4:55:46
very much. He says... I told John I did not
4:55:50
want the night ring. However, I'm going to accept it
4:55:53
this time as a memento from the show. Thanks, y'all.
4:55:55
Will be missed. Sir Walken of Pneumonia, Elizabethtown, Kentucky, $100.
4:56:00
Thank you, Jeannie Snyder in Matthews, North Carolina, $100. Michael
4:56:05
Moss in Belvedere, Illinois. Thank you. $100 been listening since
4:56:09
about 2009. Thank you for the many years of showing
4:56:12
BS to be BS. This easily puts me over the...
4:56:15
over to make my son Timothy a knight. Please knight
4:56:18
him as Sir Maybe I Will. We appreciate all the
4:56:21
media deconstruction. Sir Spencer, Sherwood Park, Alberta, Scandinavia, 100. Viscount
4:56:27
of Alberta, you changed the trajectory of my life
4:56:30
For better, a thank you doesn't even come close to
4:56:32
saying all I should. No agenda producer from Anchorage, Alaska,
4:56:37
$99.99. Prayers and blessings. Jason Carver, Sykesville, Maryland, $93.64. Sir
4:56:45
Cameron Chris from Grafton, Wisconsin. This fitting amount, he becomes
4:56:49
a Baron, 8888. Sad to see No Agenda end. It
4:56:53
hasn't been the same without JCD, but I sure will
4:56:55
miss the show, my ear holes, and this community. Been
4:56:58
with No Agenda since episode 20-ish. Love and light to
4:57:00
the greatest podcast in the universe. Or was it all
4:57:03
just a scam? Current titer, Baronette Baylor, a.k.a. Sir Cameron
4:57:07
Chris. New title, Sir Cameron Chris, Baron of the Great
4:57:10
Lakes. Thank you very much. Adam Wheeler in Maumelle, Arkansas,
4:57:15
88-88. And he has a recurring donation for almost 10
4:57:21
years, long overdue to claim his knighthood. Request the title
4:57:25
Sir Rx of the South. Adam, I pray that God
4:57:27
blesses you and your future endeavors. And thank you to
4:57:30
the Dvorak family for sharing John with us for 19
4:57:32
years. Thank you for your curry. Mr. Black comes in
4:57:35
from Reisweg in the Netherlands with 88. $88.88, and he
4:57:41
will become a knight. He will claim the title of
4:57:44
Sir Black of the Lowlands, and he wants picanha steak,
4:57:47
picanha, with a bottle of 2010 Haute Medoc Grand Cru
4:57:52
at the round table, and karma to all. Thank you
4:57:56
for your courage, says Mr. Black. Scott Horton comes in
4:57:58
again with $88.88. and he says being the king of
4:58:02
procrastination I donated to night level but said I would
4:58:05
get back to you when I had my night name
4:58:07
well here he is surrounded by idiots beautiful Riley Doyle
4:58:12
$88.11 thank you very much Sir Boober the most sane
4:58:16
man black knight of the no agenda show Nevada Iowa
4:58:21
A boob donation, $80.08. That's from Sir Boober, the most
4:58:25
sane. Black Knight of the Noah Jinnah Show. And there
4:58:29
is Sir Kevin McLaughlin, the Archduke of Luna, lover of
4:58:32
America and boobs with a boob donation, $80.08 from Concord,
4:58:36
North Carolina. And he is requesting his Grand Duke upgrade,
4:58:41
of course. Thank you all for the best podcast in
4:58:43
the universe, and thank you for donating every single show,
4:58:46
Sir Kevin. Jason Davidson, Abilene, Texas, boob donation. Thank you
4:58:52
very much. John Taylor from Woodland Park, Colorado, $80.03. Alvin
4:58:57
Trustee from Finley, Ohio, $77.77. And he will also become
4:59:03
a knight. Back in 2009, the university where I was
4:59:07
teaching won the Division II National Championship. As a listener
4:59:10
of No Agenda from the very beginning, I knew John
4:59:12
would appreciate a championship hoodie, so I sent him a
4:59:15
University of Findlay beauty, John's words. A few weeks later,
4:59:18
he gave a shout-out on Twit, which was pretty cool.
4:59:20
After that, he periodically wear the hoodie on the show.
4:59:23
He sent a picture of it. I used to plaster
4:59:25
my office door. with screenshots of John in the orange
4:59:28
hoodie. Fun bonus detail, you could even spot Jason Calacanis
4:59:32
wearing a white T-shirt in the background of the screen.
4:59:34
I've been making the under-the-radar little striper donation each month
4:59:38
for over a decade now and have long passed the
4:59:40
minimum requirement for knighthood. I humbly request to be knighted
4:59:43
as the professor of the orange hoodie. Dude named Ben
4:59:46
named Alvin, Colossians, 323. Whatever you do, work at it
4:59:50
with all your heart as working for the Lord, not
4:59:53
for human masters. John Alberini, $70.26. Thank you. Chris Terhart
4:59:59
from Abbotsford, British Columbia, $69.70. Sir Mike, Black Knight of
5:00:04
the Homestead, Phillipson, Massachusetts, $69.69. Thank you. Oh, he's Sir
5:00:11
Black Knight of the Homestead that's right Corey Cotton Cleveland
5:00:15
Heights, Ohio 67-24 this donation tops off my long run
5:00:20
request for knighthood had to get it before the end
5:00:22
trying to keep this short have no words that can
5:00:25
say how much the show has meant to me I've
5:00:26
been listening regularly since the show was in the mid
5:00:28
70s never overboard my waif My wife hates the show.
5:00:33
Too many punches in the mouth early on. There are
5:00:36
no words left to say about the passing of John
5:00:38
and what an icon he was. Please knight me. Sir,
5:00:41
goggles and teeth of the drop zone. It's a skydiving
5:00:44
thing. Thank you and Godspeed on your next endeavors. My
5:00:47
Monday commute will be very lonely. Blue skies soon to
5:00:50
be Sir, goggles and teeth. Corey Cotton from Cleveland Heights,
5:00:53
Ohio. Ohio. And there's Sir Patrick Coble, Duke of the
5:00:57
South. Actually, I think he's now, oh man, he's got
5:01:02
to be like a grand duke by now. Fairview, Tennessee,
5:01:06
64-14. Oh, he wants a title change for Dame Catherine.
5:01:09
There you go, so she can join the rest of
5:01:11
her family at the roundtable. Catherine, he says, I'm so
5:01:14
proud of you and the young lady you are becoming.
5:01:16
You are rocking it in high school and in life
5:01:18
already. I cannot wait to see the great things you
5:01:21
do in the future. Renz, can you take this one
5:01:23
for a second? From the Philippines. Well, if you say
5:01:27
the name, I'll take the rest. Renz from the Philippines.
5:01:30
I have no idea. Das Maritas. Das Maritas. Hello, Adam,
5:01:34
the Dvorak clan, and rest in peace, JCD. I've been
5:01:37
listening to No Agenda since my first job. Around 15
5:01:39
years ago, when John and Adam were still sometimes guests
5:01:43
on Twit, no agenda has been with me through the
5:01:45
years and good times and bad, specifically the rough times.
5:01:47
Like many, it was a shock to hear of John's
5:01:49
passing. It's sad to see the show end, but with...
5:01:52
but with how things are for the best. Best wishes
5:01:56
for Adam for your kingdom work and hope it all
5:01:58
goes well for the Dvorak clan. Although I'm not a
5:02:01
devout Christian, I know where you're coming from. I would
5:02:04
like to like a dedouching You've been dedouched. And although
5:02:11
I just switched jobs, I like to request the jobs
5:02:13
karma before no agenda ends. I'll be trying to get
5:02:16
a job in Japan sooner or later, and so I
5:02:17
need all the help that I can. Although the date
5:02:19
has passed, I'd also like to request to be added
5:02:22
to the birthday list for my birthday on the 28th
5:02:24
one last time as revenge for not being added to
5:02:27
the birthday list on no agenda's 10th anniversary, donating too
5:02:30
little as an amount... to be added to the list.
5:02:32
That's being poor in the Philippines for you. Anyway, I'll
5:02:36
be listening to whatever Adam and the Dvorak clan do
5:02:39
when it ends. Goodbye, no agenda, and thank you from
5:02:42
the bottom of my heart. Sincerely, Renz from the Philippines.
5:02:45
Dame Pamsterdam from Berkout in the Netherlands, 5937. Thank you
5:02:50
very much. Surveillon of Lincoln. K-A-Y-O-D. K-A-Y-O-D. Oh, Night After
5:02:57
Years of Donations. That's right. Lincoln, Lincolnshire. Birthday donation, 59th
5:03:02
lap around the soul. Thanks to all of you for
5:03:04
making a jewel of a show amongst the roughness of
5:03:06
media coverage. Surveillance of Lincoln, Night After Years of Donations.
5:03:11
There's Sir Patrick Coble again from Franklin, Tennessee with 5888.
5:03:15
Thank you for sharing John with us for being part
5:03:17
of No Agenda. He was an amazing man, mentor, critic,
5:03:19
father, and grandfather. Thank you for all you've done and
5:03:22
continue to do for this world, and we wish you
5:03:25
all the best. Rest in peace, JTD. We love the
5:03:27
Dvorak family. Perennial Curiosity, 5888. Thank you. Twice, actually, 5888.
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Edwin Fisser, Oostreist in the Netherlands, 58-32. Again, Sir Patrick
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Koble, Fairview, Tennessee, 58-22. James, he says, time flies so
5:03:47
fast, but I'm proud of the young man you are
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becoming and all you've accomplished as you prepare for a
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state cross-country meet and wrap up your Eagle Scout project.
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Wow. Holy moly. That's impressive. That is impressive. going. You'll
5:03:59
do some amazing things in the future. I'm so happy
5:04:02
to see it all happen. Thank you again, Sir Patrick.
5:04:05
Joseph Shelton, Hannibal, New York, $58.09. Sir Paul from Twickenham,
5:04:12
55.55. Thank you so much, brother. Stephen Schnelker, Fort Wayne,
5:04:18
Indiana. Sir Shelfwood of Gitmo Lowlands in Aymoudon, double nickels
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on the dime, $55.10. William Nastolius in Greenvale, Victoria, Australia,
5:04:28
double nickels on the dime. Oh! Patrick Coble again, double
5:04:32
nickels on a dime. One of my childhood dreams came
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true this week when I got a notification that Hacker
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Magazine 2600 accepted my article. John mentioned me from a
5:04:41
distance then personally when I decided to become an independent
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security nerd. The article, Hacking VDI Everywhere. And Patrick Kobel
5:04:49
again with double nickels on the top. What are you
5:04:51
doing, Patrick? I can never fully articulate the impact this
5:04:55
podcast and more importantly, you and John have had on
5:04:57
my life and career. John's articles, Maybe the Nerd I
5:05:00
Am, and Adam, Your Journey Brought Me Back to Christ.
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Like many others, we can never say thank you enough.
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Kendra Hartzell, Riverside, California, double nickels on the dime. Oh,
5:05:11
look at that. Patrick Coble, double nickels on the dime.
5:05:14
If you need an IT security nerd to help you
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secure your VDI deployment, secure Active Directory or ENTRA. Privacy
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training or vCisco or a nerdy security speaker, you can
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always find me on LinkedIn or at VDIhacker.com, my first
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no agenda company promo. And he did write the book
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on VDI hacking. He sure did. Graham Bucknell, French Forest,
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New South Wales, Australia. That's an Australian boobs. That's... Australian
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dollaretts, so $54.59 in real dollars. Thank you. Surprise, Night
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of Astonishment from Yukon, Oklahoma, $54.44. Jason B. Ishter from
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Erath. Louisiana, 54.44. This completes my nighting. I wish to
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be knighted as Sir Bent Twig. I cannot put into
5:06:02
words how valuable the show is to me. Good thing
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money talks. I will definitely miss the show. James Penn,
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Ashburn, Virginia, $54.36. He says... You've been my constant through
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my highs and lows, my wife's ongoing 13-month fight with
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breast cancer and our new path to Christ. Thanks for
5:06:21
everything. God bless. And he would like an F cancer,
5:06:24
and I understand where you're coming from. Stop it!
5:06:30
You've got karma. Wait, he also wanted a prayer. Sorry
5:06:37
about that. Here we go. You've got prayers. Oh, guess
5:06:41
what? There's Patrick Coble again. 54, I know this guy,
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buddy. Oh, here we go. Sarah, thank you for putting
5:06:48
up with me after all these years since middle school.
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You're amazing. I'm so thankful. You've been such a great
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mother to our family. Thank you for all the hard
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work you put in so we can do all the
5:06:58
things we have done and plan to do. Love, love.
5:07:02
Timothy Morris. Shore and by sea, West Sussex, 5386. Today
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he sent $50 via PayPal, which will ensure I've reached
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knighthood status. I should like to be known as Sir
5:07:13
Timothy, Knight of Anglesey, and the Menai Straits, protector of
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the swellies. I would like ramen and real ale at
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the table and just some karma, but no jingles. Thank
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you for making a difference, John Adamson. I miss you,
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but will forever be grateful for your courage. You've got...
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Karma. Jamie Teal, Goldsberry, Oklahoma, 53-33. Nathan Gwynn, Jackson, Tennessee,
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52-72. Mike Toll, Memphis, Tennessee, 52-72. Rob Schweitzer, Fairfield, Ohio,
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52-72. Foster Birch, New York, New York, 52-72. This is
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$50 plus fees. Daniel Torello, Charleston, South Carolina, Carolina, $50
5:07:53
plus fees. Thank you. I can't say how much no
5:07:56
agenda and DH unplugged has meant to me over the
5:07:58
past 19 years. Thank you so much and God bless.
5:08:01
Ryan Ellison, Wheaton, Illinois, 5272. Thanks, Adam, for the many
5:08:05
years of information and entertainment. I donate $11.11 a month
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for over nine years. but may have come through from
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Janet Ellison. So I've donated $1,000, but this is my
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first donation above $50. Thank you from Ryan. You've been
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de-douched. Randall Stephen, Vancouver, Washington, 5150. Thanks for the show.
5:08:27
I may not be able to hear John chop this
5:08:29
up anymore, but please consider this a forever layaway installment
5:08:32
towards the knighthood named Sir Paduper Randall. Aaron Haven, Spring,
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Texas, 5115. I want to express my many thanks for
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19 years of entertainment and thought-provoking conversations. I started listening
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at the very beginning and rarely missed an episode. No
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agenda was on every road trip and car drive for
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all those years. I hit many co-workers in the mouth
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on my commute into work and found many friends over
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the years through the podcast. Please knight me as Sir
5:08:58
Arne Ranger of the Rayado. I've been a monthly $20
5:09:01
contributor for the past many years, a toast to new
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beginnings at the round table. Jordan Brown, Centerville, Ohio, $50.88.
5:09:10
Patrick Cobble, $50.50. It gets better a little lower down.
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You'll see. You'll see. Sir Daniel, we will forever be
5:09:18
grateful for all the work you have done and continue
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to do for No Agenda Nation. This is from noagendameetups.com.
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These meetups have changed the world because you stepped up
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and did your things. The number of relationships, kids and
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friends is immeasurable because of your efforts. Dunei Mohammed, Rifa
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from Bahrain, $50.19. I'll read his. Thank you for your
5:09:39
courage. Rest in peace, John. Been a wonderful, eventful, and
5:09:42
enlightening ride for us all. I already miss emailing my
5:09:45
boots on the ground updates, but I'll follow you around.
5:09:48
Dude named Mohammed. Sir Luke Rayner, the Duke of London
5:09:51
and the Southeast, $50.05. Thank you very much. Brad McDonald,
5:09:56
Mason, Ohio. These are the 50s. Catherine Farnes. On Title
5:10:00
50, she's from Rotterdam, Aaron Weiss-Gerber from Bend, Oregon. Jarrett
5:10:05
Bain from Lakewood, Ohio. Sir Patrick Coble, Archduke of the
5:10:10
South, Franklin, Tennessee, 50. Title change. Here we go. The
5:10:13
Archduke of the South almost made it to Grand Duke.
5:10:16
Thanks to the No Agenda podcast for everything. I'm so
5:10:18
thankful for everyone who has been changed or connected because
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of No Agenda. Adios. Nights at Douchebag. See you all
5:10:24
on the party line. Linda. Lindaloo Patkin, there she is,
5:10:27
a longtime supporter. Thank you, Linda. Castle Rock, Colorado, $50.
5:10:32
So sad this is the end. Good luck, everyone, on
5:10:34
your next adventures. Lindaloo, Duchess of Jobs, writer of winning
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resumes, imagemakersinc.com, imagemakersinc.com. Eric Malady, Malady, Nepian, Ontario, uh, Scandinavia.
5:10:49
Appreciate what you've done to keep me informed. I would
5:10:52
like to be knighted surviving in Scandinavia. Wish you all
5:10:55
the best. Jeremy Mount, uh, Phoenix City, Alabama. Hmm. $50.
5:11:02
Thank you. Brian Wright, Mobile, Alabama, $50. And let's see.
5:11:09
My deepest love to the Courage and Dvorak, the Void
5:11:11
Zero, the Clip Custodian, so many mains I cannot list.
5:11:14
Thank you. Joshua Johnson, 50. Terrence Clark, Jacksonville Beach, Florida,
5:11:17
50. Nathan Noel, Needleland, Texas. Joshua Johnson, Omaha, Nebraska. Oh,
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Lord, we made it. Oh, hi, babe. She needs to
5:11:29
go. Hold on a sec. Here. She hasn't eaten and
5:11:34
she needs to pee. She didn't pee. She only eats
5:11:36
bread. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you, babe. Yeah. Did you
5:11:42
talk? No. I'm literally still on the air. Hi, Tina.
5:11:45
Hey, Tina. What did you say, babe? Thank you, babe.
5:11:49
What? Yeah, you don't hear me talking? She's listening. I
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don't hear you talking. Yeah, yeah, we're talking. Okay, hold
5:11:58
on a second. Where are we now? Did we get
5:12:01
everything? You're at the 50s, but there's a blue down
5:12:03
below. Uh, there's a blue word. Oh. Richard Sambol, Douglasville,
5:12:10
Georgia. Thanks for catching that. 33. Adam, thanks to you,
5:12:13
JCD, and everyone in the back room for 19 years
5:12:15
of entertainment, incitement, commitment, diligence, and, of course, courage. You
5:12:19
gave us a truly unique and valuable product. With the
5:12:22
conclusion of No Agenda, I thought it would be a
5:12:24
good time to add up my donations. I was glad
5:12:26
to see that I made it to knighthood. Please like
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me, Sir Richard, of the Rolling Association. eyes for the
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round table geno's east chicago deep dish pizza and old
5:12:34
style beer best wishes to you tina and the dvorak
5:12:38
family for everything the future holds from rick sambol Now,
5:12:42
is there another one? Yes. Adam Wiesner, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 2115.
5:12:46
Knighthood achieved. After realizing the last show was tomorrow, I
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scrambled to add up all of my donations since February
5:12:53
2nd of 2012. To my surprise, it was just a
5:12:56
little over $5 short. So here I am. Thank you
5:12:59
for your courage. No need to read the note. No
5:13:01
special title required. Too bad. We did it. Aaron Tanner.
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Humble, Texas, 1179. Adam and the Dvorak family, thank you
5:13:09
for no agenda. I started listening to the show after
5:13:11
the COVID Rogan appearance. Your knowledge and wisdom has opened
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my eyes and guided me to be a better person
5:13:17
and citizen. Thank you, citizen. I will always miss JCD
5:13:20
on the show for my night name may I be
5:13:22
called Sir Gulf Gorilla Goat Hoarder of the Texas Longhorns
5:13:26
in a China shop. But why not? For the roundtable,
5:13:29
if evil returns and we all get sent to the
5:13:32
gulag, I give the knights and dame a chance to
5:13:34
train their gastrointestinal tracks with offshore pork chops. Your plate
5:13:38
starts moving before you can cut through the meat and
5:13:41
barge water, which comes in two flavors, saltwater or diesel.
5:13:45
Don't worry. I have a whole list of cooks that
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have been run off job. Thank you. Thank you. From
5:13:51
Aaron Tanner. And I think that's it. That's it. That's
5:13:54
the last clue. Okay. So now, before we get to,
5:14:00
yeah, let me see. We should, you know what, it's
5:14:04
holy moly. I think it's time to do the birthdays.
5:14:08
We're getting there. Can you hang around a little bit
5:14:10
longer, Andrew? We got a couple of the... I actually
5:14:13
brought my office chair into the studio because I couldn't
5:14:15
sit on the studio chair anymore. So I'm good. Okay.
5:14:20
Thank you all to these executive producers, associate executive producers,
5:14:24
everybody who supported the show today and has supported the
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show in the last 19 years. It is highly appreciated.
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If you want to complete your knighthoods, if you –
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people want me to do the artwork, yes. Let me
5:14:40
see. Hold on a second. Who did the artwork for
5:14:43
the last show? That's what I need to figure out.
5:14:45
The last show, Off the Rails. Oh, yes, this was
5:14:48
good cover art. This was done by Tyler Brown again.
5:14:51
It was the Off the Rails, No Agenda Zephyr. The
5:14:54
special guest Brunetti Horowitz, Due Long and The Keeper. And,
5:14:58
of course, thank you, Sir Paul Couture. There's the name
5:15:01
I was looking for three hours ago. for many years
5:15:05
of No Agenda Art Generator, and we will be selecting
5:15:08
a piece of art from it today once again. Value
5:15:12
for value, complete your knighthoods, your challenge coins. We'll continue
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at noagendadonations.com. Thank you all so much for all the
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unbelievable support you've provided us. Fast face Here's our list.
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Sondra Balaccia wishes his daughter Alexandra a happy birthday. She
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turned three on October 25th. Matthew King wishes last Josh
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Howard a happy birthday. Turned 50 on the 26th. Wren
5:15:41
celebrated on the 28th of October. Sir Josh Dilsaver celebrates
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on November 1st. Sarah Heine, her husband Bobby, a very
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happy one, turning 45 on the 2nd of November. Dan
5:15:53
During, happy birthday to his wife, Jamie During on November
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4th. Mimi Smith-Dvorak celebrates her birthday on November 4th as
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well. Spencer Whitney turns 40 on the 8th. Dustin Rude
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will celebrate on the 26th. Kevin McKenna wishes his son,
5:16:08
Ryland, a happy one turns 15th on November 28th. Anna
5:16:11
Anon Anonymous Smith wishes their father, Mr. Smith, a happy
5:16:15
birthday. Void Zero says happy birthday to his beautiful bride,
5:16:19
Iris, who celebrates today. And Sir Valen of Lincoln, K-A-Y-O-D,
5:16:24
is turning 59. Happy birthday for everybody here at the
5:16:27
best podcast in the universe. Thank you.
5:16:40
becomes a Duke Sir Ernesto Grande Knight of the heavy-handed
5:16:44
riff Ambassador of Strings becomes a Baronet Sir Brian Viscount
5:16:48
of New England Protector of the Connecticut River Valley and
5:16:51
all of New England Sir Pursuit of Peace and Tranquility
5:16:55
in the Lands of the Red Clay and the Cherry
5:16:57
Trees becomes an Archduke. Sir Aaron will be the Knight
5:16:59
of the Strawberry Fog Baron of Whiskey Hill, California. Sir
5:17:03
Charles, Knight of the Old State Capitol, will become Baron
5:17:07
today. Viscount Dude named Jeff becomes a Duke, his Protectorate
5:17:11
of the Lands. Sir Lairon, Duke of the Little Taddeus.
5:17:14
Chakawachi is a Duke. Yar Morin becomes a Baronet. Sir
5:17:19
Matt becomes Sir Matt Baron of Northeast Ohio. Sir Anonymous
5:17:22
of the ADF-C. And Arapaho County becomes a Count. Sir
5:17:26
Jeremy Johnson will be a Baron of today. Sir Harry
5:17:29
Pilgrim becomes the Viscount of the Coastal Empire. Sir Chris
5:17:33
Burrs is a Baronet. Sir Papa Moose becomes a Baronet.
5:17:35
is now the Sir Big Papa Moose of the Court
5:17:38
of Southwestern Kansas and Texas and Oklahoma Panhandles. Sir Stregulicious
5:17:44
is a baronet. Sir William is a baronet, is the
5:17:48
baron now of central Michigan. Sir Morgan, now the divine
5:17:51
madman of Fircrest, baron of the Narrows and South Puget
5:17:55
Sound. Commodore Sir James of the Derby City, Ph.D., is
5:17:59
a baronet. Dr. Sir One Awesome Jason is a Count
5:18:03
Sir Stuyck. Thank you. Thank you. Ferry, Viscount, Sir Lucas
5:18:48
of the Lost Bits, Viscount as well, Dame Nancy of
5:18:51
the Confused, Viscountess, Sir Victor, Viscount of the Alabama Hills,
5:18:55
Sir Alex Zavala, the NICU dad, Viscount, Baronet Baylor, aka
5:18:58
Sir Cameron Chris, Baron of the Great Lakes now, Sir
5:19:01
Kevin McLaughlin is a Grand Duke, and Sir Patrick Coble,
5:19:06
Archduke of the South, also a Grand Duke, and Sir
5:19:08
becomes a grand due congratulations to all of you thank
5:19:12
you so much for this unbelievable support and now the
5:19:16
challenge coins holy macaroni Sure pursuit of peace and tranquility
5:19:22
in the lands of red clay and the cherry trees.
5:19:24
Mackenzie, Salido, Dame Mamacon, R.S. Bagwell, Sir Aaron, Alex, Derek
5:19:30
Winkie, Anonymous, Brian Maddox, Kelly, Dalton, Sir Charles, Dan, Common
5:19:35
Sense, MD of Dix Hills, Anonymous, Raymond Port, Louis Byrne,
5:19:40
R.F. Willis, the Tim Man, Tom Mikakis, Anonymous, Nathaniel Twilliger,
5:19:47
Anonymous again, William J. Lyon, Sir Fudge Fountain, Viscount Dude
5:19:52
named Jeff, Protector of the Land, Commodore Earl, Silver Dude
5:19:56
of the Silver Dolphins, Matthew King, Sir Leron, Cody Blair,
5:20:01
Sir Smelliot, Jeff Zaba, Danielle Carruthers, Kevin Voglant, Thomas Tucker,
5:20:07
Yair Morn, Sir Zog of Elwood, Baron of the De
5:20:11
Plain River Valley, Edward Crowe, Sir Eric is Naked, Mark
5:20:14
Canoff, Sir Harry Pilgrim, Scott North, Chris Marble, Sean Bergeron,
5:20:20
Sir Chris, Sir Matthew of Northeast Ohio, Sir Anonymous of
5:20:25
the ADF. See, Little John's Candies, Peter Schultz, Michael von
5:20:28
der Horn, Baronet Sir Philip, Dame Susan, Dreb Scott, Archduke
5:20:33
Peter von Aden, Thomas Anaya. John Donovan, Sir Tar Heel,
5:20:39
Sir Jeremy Johnson, Viscount John Noonan, Charles Boak, Dame Patricia,
5:20:44
Chris Mitzlaff, Zach and Ashley Williams, Benjamin Hasselbring, Sir Chris
5:20:49
Burge. Sir Matthew Wells, Sir Big Papa Moose, Elizabeth Barich,
5:20:53
Sir Stregilicious, Dane Caddybones, Brian Maddox, Phil the Pool Water
5:20:58
Guy, Casey Van Heel, Nicholas Gregorichik, The Letter J, Sir
5:21:03
William, Commodore J, the Plumber, Paul Fellner, Jacqueline Smith, Sir
5:21:07
Scobie, Grand Duke of the Piedmont, Alexander Broadfoot, Justin Pools,
5:21:12
with an ex, Sarah Heine, Andy Kluber, Andy Villarreal, Lawrence
5:21:16
Turnbull, Kim Hillage, Ryan Jones, Sir Michael Henderson, Sir Matt
5:21:21
Hatter, Knight of the Fifth Column, and Baron of Alabama,
5:21:24
Sir Chris Corriveau, Dan During, Sir Dan of West Central
5:21:28
Ohio, Sir Craig Porter, Patrick Henry, David Villieu, Sir Morgan,
5:21:33
Ryan Geist, Lee Perriera, Tom Hessman, Thomas Schaefer, Sir Brian
5:21:38
II, Thank you. Sir Steiner of Spokanistan Nicholas Schroeder Christopher
5:22:04
Mangan Sir AJ Reistat Viscount of Idaho Sir Otter of
5:22:09
the Flatwater Carolina Garcia No Agenda Shop Dame Gina and
5:22:13
Sir Gator Dave Retterer Manuka Gold Robert Rock Sir Paul
5:22:18
Schneider Baron of Edmonton Sir Bryguy Charlie Gideon Thank you.
5:22:30
Darren O'Hara, Michael Wilson, Hunter McBride, Carl Miller, Christopher Perry,
5:22:35
Sarcastic the Nomad, Anonymous Smith, Luke Monnell, Sir Tinfoil Viking,
5:22:40
Isaac Seeker, Zachary Metzinger, Sir Lawrence of Dystopia, Jason Fabok,
5:22:45
Dame Janet of TP Wyoming, Eli the Coffee Guy, Herbert
5:22:48
J. Rader, Commander Smith, Harrison of the Rednecks from Mississippi,
5:22:52
Jonathan Chu Sir Wukash of the Ishar Valley Zander Walachia
5:22:56
Thomas Bieben Isaac Elliott Carl Schneider Sir Scott Forrest Martin
5:23:01
Sir John of South London Sir Derek Sir Baron PhD
5:23:06
Hus Kadhafer David Arelanas Sir Juklawn, Dame Mary Moon, Sir
5:23:11
Nicholas Elaine Pimesberger, Sir Economic Hitman, Mr. Bob Dabalina, Mr.
5:23:16
Bob Dabalina, Timothy Perez, Brian Roediger, Christopher Benfield, Dame Janet
5:23:21
of the Lone Star Sky, Luke Rush, Anonymous, Sir Beboop,
5:23:25
Sir Infinitus, Gregory Garchar, Sir Wrong 33, Sir Karis, Dale
5:23:31
Guadanga Sir Techie Tech Reed Cornelius Stuart Fawcett Jeffrey Sewell
5:23:37
Sir Column F Sir Raptor Black Knight of the Sun
5:23:40
Spheres Sir Jay Codicini Baron of South Austin Alex Townsend
5:23:46
Josh Magnuson, Sir Doc Nelson and Doc Peach, Silent Night
5:23:49
of the 100, Javier Vasquez, Mitch and Whitney Copley, Sir
5:23:53
Dude Name Ralph, Sir Joss Dilsaver, David Aralanas, Baroness Rupert,
5:23:59
Sarah Rupert, and Sir Jonathan Rupert. Dr. Don, Michael Rineker,
5:24:04
Sir Jackass, Sir 10CFR-50. 50 Amendment B, Dame Rita, Martin
5:24:09
Von Etiker, Sir Texas Comrade, Node Runner Tristan, Sir Circumstance,
5:24:15
Patrick Mele, Scott W. Snyder, Miles from Memphis, David Rosa,
5:24:20
Sir Cactus, and Roag, Duke of the Pacific Trash Vortex.
5:24:26
Well, I think I got them all. fine work fine
5:24:30
work okay what do we have we had some oh
5:24:34
brother the layaway knights and dames honestly I don't think
5:24:41
I have the energy to read all of your notes
5:24:44
on the show So I'm going to there's a lot
5:24:48
of knights and dames that we have to do. So
5:24:51
forgive me. But as a, oh my goodness, look at
5:24:54
this list. It's all the same people. As a bonus,
5:24:59
you will have the exclusive opportunity to be co-knighted or
5:25:04
damed by Andrew Horowitz. Do you have your blade with
5:25:07
you, Andrew? Uh, it's stuck. Wait a second. Got it.
5:25:14
Got it. Ooh, that's a nice one. Let me grab
5:25:18
mine. There we go. I'm very proud to pronounce the
5:25:24
case of following Knights and Dames. Oh. Chris O, Sir
5:25:27
Sunny Skies, Colin McCarthy, Sir Loud Neighbor, Tom Casey, Sir
5:25:33
Tom the Brooklyn Bailiff, Leonard von der Mowland, Sir Sheerlegs,
5:25:37
Salvager of the North Sea, Glenel Spangler, Sir Pyro of
5:25:42
Sherman Township, Mike Bradbury, Sir Bradbury Knight of the Nexus,
5:25:46
Joe Fraticelli. Sir Joe Fratt, protector of the Bocce Courts.
5:25:51
Anonymous, Sir Bit Twiddler. Mike McCoy, Sir Finale, the night
5:25:56
of all strong endings. Louie, Sir Louie, Baron of North
5:26:00
Central Iowa. Matthew Morgan, Sir Crastinus. Christian Cook, Sir Christian
5:26:05
of the Port Salerno and the Treasure Coast, FEMA Region
5:26:08
No. 4. Bob Elder. Sir Rob of the Aspen Line,
5:26:11
single track. Monty Adams, Sir Semper Quadrata. Owen Johnson, Sir
5:26:15
Owen, protector of the Clyde Valley. James Shermetta becomes Baron
5:26:19
Jimmy Big Nuts of the Ellenville and Ulster Heights. David
5:26:24
Goxieber, Knight of the Blue Lot. Nate Allman, Sir Nate
5:26:28
of God's Country.
5:26:30
...Brice, Sir Mon of the Mount, Matthew Taurasa... Sir Line
5:26:36
Dancer Man, Defender of the Dance Floor, Paul Saltzman, Baronet
5:26:39
of the Cascades, Matt Temple, Sir Matt of the Electric
5:26:43
Stable, Sir Eric of the Sioux Empire, Sir Chris Nyard,
5:26:47
Sir Chris of the Perpetual Renovations, Mackenzie Stiletto, Sir Mackenzie
5:26:51
Stiletto, Dan becomes Surveillance, Common Sense, MD of Dix Hills,
5:26:55
Sir Common Sense. Cents. Anonymous, Sir Kilobyte. Louis Byrne, Sir
5:27:00
Buzz of Greater Woodland, Texas. R.F. Wills, Sir R.F. Wills
5:27:04
of the Space Coast. The Tim Man, Sir Meany, the
5:27:07
Tim Man, Eleventh Hour, Night in the Vineyard. Thomas Mikukas,
5:27:12
Sir Tom of Tomas. Anonymous, Sir Keeper of the Keys,
5:27:16
Nathaniel Twilliger, Sir Twig, Knight of the Last Moment, Wondrick,
5:27:19
Protector of Unproclaimed Lands. Anonymous, Sir TJ of the Four
5:27:22
Sisters, William J. Lyons, Sir Thanks and Goodbye, Cody Blair,
5:27:27
Sir Alif, Keeper of the Sugarlands, Kevin Volkleton, Sir Kevin
5:27:31
of the Employment Lawyer, Mark Hanoff, Sir Mark Hanoff, Scott.
5:27:35
North, Sir Unfinished, Chris Marble, Sir Chris Marble. Tom Anaya,
5:27:39
Sir Tomalot, Defender of the Shed, Banisher of the Opossum.
5:27:44
Charles Boak, Sir Charles of the Lowly South, Jeff Barich,
5:27:48
Sir Jeff of the Southern Oregon Coast Twilight Zone, Paul
5:27:53
Felner, Sir Pauly Ticks, Baronet of the Fake News Feed,
5:27:56
Alexander Broadfoot, Sir Can Kicker, Baron of the White Mountains,
5:28:00
Justin Proulx, Certificate of Participation of the North Canyon Lake
5:28:04
Hills, Chris Corrabeau, Sir. Chris of Driswood, Texas and the
5:28:07
Unincorporated Territories. Con Hesiman, Sir Valance of the Hennepin County.
5:28:12
Carrie Jackson, Sir Carrie Jackson. Troy Haskin, Baron Troy of
5:28:16
the Mid-Southwest. Nicholas Schroeder, Ph.D., the Forgotten Jedi, Sergeant-at-Arms, Protector
5:28:21
of the Roundtable. Juan, Sir Juan of the Round Roundtable.
5:28:25
Christopher, Sir Corvus, Alexander Smith, Sir Ray of the Salmonberry
5:28:28
Flats, Darren O'Hara, Sir Shreds-A-Lot, Protector of Mammoth, June Lakes,
5:28:33
and the Eastern Sierra, Slayer of Fresh Pau, and Sworn
5:28:36
Enemy of the Lift Lines, Isaiah Seeker. of Central Missouri,
5:28:41
Zachary Metzinger, Sir Vivit, Zander Walachia, Sir Zander Walachia of
5:28:47
Newton, Carl Schneider, Sir Carlos of Lake Bay, David Arellana,
5:28:51
Sir David EA of Extended Reality, Timothy Perez, Baronet Sir
5:28:55
Tim the Traveler, Dale Guadanga, Sir and Such of the
5:28:59
Central Missouri, Piedmont Baron of his home office Javier Vasquez
5:29:04
Sir Javier the last night Dustin Rude Sir Dustin Rude
5:29:08
David Erlienos Oh he already had him Sir David Yehiv
5:29:12
extended reality. Arkin, Sir Arkin of the Barkin. Patrick Mele,
5:29:16
Sir Patrick Salvatore. Sir Salvatore, Alex Snyder, Sir Alex Sider.
5:29:20
Jonathan Staples, Sir John Knight of the Compiled Code. Spencer
5:29:24
Whitney, Sir Spencer of the many time zones. Peter Knutson,
5:29:27
Peter the Viking. Hunk, Adrian Sales, Sir Machiavelli. Uh... Wow
5:29:34
Rodriguez, Sir Wow, the first and last night of the
5:29:37
Brasilia. Thomas Dela Duca, Sir Thomas Dela Duca. Parker Geis
5:29:41
White becomes Sir Parker of the White Ghost Ranch. Jamie
5:29:44
Wacklin becomes Sir Cypress Lemon. Nicholas Ficklin, Sir Sklazen, Shepherd
5:29:49
of the Sauce. Matthew Koch, Sir Koch, Bill Montanay, Sir
5:29:52
Monsalot. Brian. Thank you. Wesley Pinnell, Sir Wes of the
5:30:13
Lemons, Cameron Lingus, Sir Cam, Scott Alvarado, Sir Scott of
5:30:17
the Tall Corn, The Last Knight, David Medas, Sir Medas,
5:30:19
Timothy, Sir Maybe I Will, Adam Wheeler, Sir Rx of
5:30:23
the South, Mr. Black, Sir Black of the Lowlands, Scott
5:30:26
Horton, Sir Rounded by Idiots, Alvin Trusty, Sir Professor of
5:30:30
the Orange Hoodie, Corey Cotton, Sir Goggles and Teeth Jason
5:30:35
B. Isser Sir Bent Twig Timothy Morris Sir Knight Sir
5:30:39
Timothy Knight of the Anglici and the Menai Straits Protector
5:30:44
of the Swellies Randall Stevens Sir Arn Ranger of the
5:30:48
Raiados Surviving in Scandinavia from Eric Maladay Sir Rick Sambol,
5:30:55
Sir Richard of the Rolling Eyes, Adam Wiesner, Sir Adam
5:30:58
Wiesner, Aaron Tanner, Sir Golf Gorilla, Raymond Port, Sir Ray,
5:31:01
Dutch Knight of the Northern Lights, Lucas McDonald, Sir Cultry
5:31:05
of the Little Finger, Jeffrey Sewell, Sir Jeff the Interrogator,
5:31:09
and two late night requests that came in over the
5:31:12
transom while we were doing the show, Luke Munnell becomes
5:31:15
Sir Luke of Duna and... Get Shelburne Skir Knight, Sir
5:31:22
Knight of the Blood and the Fire. We got some
5:31:24
dames. Ray Aaron, Baronetis of Southeastern New Mexico. Heidi Lang,
5:31:29
Dame Turf of Brexit Scotland. Crystal B, Dame Bookish. Carla,
5:31:34
Dame Carla Alice. Dame Little Missy, Humble Missy, Mumbly Peg.
5:31:39
Anamika, Dame Sunshine. Anamika from the lowlands of Florida, Katie.
5:31:42
becomes Dame Katie. Allie Stang, Dame of the Stolen Land.
5:31:46
Katie, Dame Katie of the Backyard Gardens. Danielle Carruthers, Dame
5:31:50
D-D-D, D-D-D. Maggie, Dame Mags, Rocker Chick of the Raccoon
5:31:54
Forest. Carolina Garcia, Colombian Dane in the Garden State. Mishy
5:31:59
becomes Dame Mishy D. Tilda becomes Dame Tilda Vontin. Foil,
5:32:04
the Little Valkyrie, Garden of the Seven Mountains. Elaine Primesberger,
5:32:08
Dame Elaine, Lady of the Sabres, Baroness of Washington County,
5:32:11
Minnesota. Shelley Gardner, Dame Lowe of the San Diego Shires.
5:32:16
Violet will be Dame Violet of Pizzeria Violetta. Kirsten, Dame
5:32:20
Kirsten. Maddie, Dame Maddie. Jessica Snyder, Dame Jess. Jessica Snyder,
5:32:26
Theodora Dorinda Oignia, Dame trotting against the narrative, and Catherine
5:32:31
becomes Dame Catherine. We thank you all so much. As
5:32:37
always, all that stuff you ordered is at the roundtable
5:32:40
of the Knights and Dames, including the mutton and the
5:32:43
mead. If you haven't done so already. Go to NoAgendaRings.com.
5:32:48
We'll make sure that it gets to you ASAP. Andrew,
5:32:51
are you still with me? Oh, my gosh. My shoulders
5:32:54
are killing me from all that. Hey, it's not over
5:32:58
yet because we got some meetups to talk about. No
5:33:01
Agenda Meetups. meetup reports before we get out of here.
5:33:10
This is the August 15th, 2026. Goodbye, John C. Red
5:33:15
33. Red 33 meetup report that we missed. I'd rather
5:33:18
write about laughing than crying, for laughter makes men human
5:33:23
and courageous. So in the morning, we're here at the
5:33:27
John C. DeBorvac Janty Memorial. We have a healthy turnout.
5:33:34
We're going to start and we're going to go around
5:33:35
and say what we want. I actually got to hold
5:33:38
it. Sir Gin and Dame one of three couldn't make
5:33:43
it today. Missy John. I am close to being the
5:33:48
Baron Sir Gin. Watcher the Stargate, protector of fish. That's
5:33:54
cool. I like the shirt. Yeah. How are you? How
5:33:57
are you? No worries, bro. Go on. No, bro. Go.
5:34:02
Hi, Angela from Summit here. Here to celebrate John and
5:34:04
all the things that you've brought to us in our
5:34:07
agenda. RITJPB. That was good. Kira here from Assonant, and
5:34:13
I'll talk from Angela, who wished me happy birthday many
5:34:15
a time on no agenda. And I just want to
5:34:17
say I miss you, John, and you were such a
5:34:19
big part of my life, and I didn't realize it,
5:34:22
and I miss you, Adam. And I hope all is
5:34:24
well with everyone and just keeping everyone in my thoughts
5:34:27
and prayers. And I can't wait to see what happens
5:34:30
next. But we will be there no matter what. No
5:34:33
agenda. 3.33. Thank you in the morning. All right. Thank
5:34:39
you. Thank you. Hey, what's going on? It's Brandon here
5:34:42
from Connecticut. I just want to say RIP to JCD,
5:34:45
and thank you for your service and all those wonderful
5:34:49
years of media deconstruction. You've been a huge part of
5:34:52
my life since 2010, and rest in peace. Red 33,
5:34:57
Red 33 mourns the passing of JCD. I'm grateful for
5:35:02
everyone here. Thank you for being here. Life is for
5:35:05
the living. Without us, this is what life is. This
5:35:08
is what it's for. John and Adam have brought us
5:35:10
together. That's one of the greatest gifts you could give
5:35:14
ever. It's been a big part of all of our
5:35:18
lives. And I know it's going to... You know what?
5:35:21
Different isn't bad. It's different. And John would just keep
5:35:23
chugging along anyway. So thanks for everything you've done. And
5:35:28
let's keep it going in the morning. Well, thank you
5:35:32
for your courage. This is Barry Lee Lee, the Antony.
5:35:37
I've been a test of this so long. Thank you
5:35:39
all for your courage. Adam, it's always dark as well.
5:35:46
Everybody's a producer. Good morning. Good morning. And we have
5:35:49
a meetup report from the Los Altos, California meetup. This
5:35:54
is Sir Richmeister giving a meetup report in beautiful Los
5:35:58
Altos, California in the morning. In the morning. Okay, this
5:36:02
is Dee giving you a report. I just found out
5:36:05
we can hunt ducks in California. Yes. This is Viscount
5:36:10
Scott of the Armory. And Keeper Christine. We're out here
5:36:13
celebrating our 19th wedding anniversary and my wife's 30th birthday.
5:36:21
in the morning, y'all... Mr. Montauk here having a great
5:36:25
time in Los Altos. This is
5:36:30
Abraham, I miss John. I will miss you, Adam. However,
5:36:32
I will not miss the AI slot music. This is
5:36:36
Sir Rick Halcherton, Crazy Steve. And Adam, I'm going to
5:36:39
miss you, but hopefully we can keep these meetups going
5:36:42
because I love the family you helped introduce me to.
5:36:48
Say, Robert, I'm just here so I don't get fined.
5:36:53
This is non-douchebag Scott Cunningham. I'm the server, and these
5:36:57
are wonderful people. In the morning. Everyone, in the morning.
5:37:04
Thank you very much for those final two meetup reports.
5:37:08
Please go to noagendameetups.com. There are a ton of meetups
5:37:12
still scheduled. They will continue as scheduled. Thank you, Sir
5:37:17
Daniel, for always keeping that up and running. noagendameetups.com. This
5:37:21
is the connection that gives you protection. The people you
5:37:23
meet will be your first responders in. any emergency, guaranteed.
5:37:28
Noagentameetups.com. If you can't find one near you, you know
5:37:31
the deal. Start one yourself. It's easy and always guaranteed
5:37:34
a party. Sometimes you want to go hang out with
5:37:39
all the nights and days. Amen It heals the same
5:37:56
And that music means we have come to the end
5:38:00
of another marathon, No Agenda, and the end of the
5:38:03
No Agenda show. A reminder... That shows continue, the Dvorak's
5:38:09
with partylineshow.com, dhunplugged.com. You can find me at wgtdt.com. We
5:38:17
get to do this with Pastor Jimmy and the return
5:38:20
of Curry and the Keeper coming in the month of
5:38:22
November. Andrew, my brother. Yeah, baby. Thank you so much
5:38:28
for being a friend. Thank you for being a friend.
5:38:31
Thank you for being here today. Thank you for walking
5:38:33
with us all these years. I really, really appreciate you,
5:38:37
my man. Thank you. Listen, all I got to say
5:38:40
is the microphones may go quiet, but no Agenda Nation
5:38:43
needs to live on. Keep those friendships. Keep the community
5:38:45
going. Look out for each other. Stay strong. Stay connected.
5:38:49
And always keep questioning. And finally, I would like to
5:38:52
thank all the producers. There's no way I could thank
5:38:57
everybody by name, so I will thank you in the
5:38:59
following manner. Thank you for your boots-on-the-ground reports from your
5:39:03
town, your job, your street, when the news got it
5:39:06
wrong. Thank you for telling us what it was really
5:39:09
like inside the building, the base, the hospital, the courtroom,
5:39:12
the plant. Thank you for the reports you sent from
5:39:15
overseas, from every country, every time zone, and every language.
5:39:19
Thank you for the photos you took, the signs, the
5:39:21
shelves, the lines, the gas prices, the mailers. Thank you
5:39:25
for calling the number on the screen, filling out the
5:39:27
FOIA, reading the 400-page bill so we didn't have to.
5:39:31
Thank you for the anonymous ones. the reports you could
5:39:34
only send because we promised never to say your name.
5:39:37
Thank you for being the ships at sea, the boots
5:39:39
on the ground, feet in the air, and the subs
5:39:41
in the water. Thank you to the pilots, the air
5:39:43
traffic controllers, the mechanics who explained every crash and every
5:39:47
incident. Thank you to the military, active, reserve, retired, who
5:39:51
told us what the press release meant. Thank you to
5:39:54
the people in Thank you. you to the police officers,
5:40:17
the deputies, the firefighters, the dispatchers. Thank you to the
5:40:20
teachers, the professors, and the school board veterans. Thank you
5:40:24
to the engineers, electrical, nuclear, civil, software, who told us
5:40:28
what the grid, the reactor, and the bridge can really
5:40:31
do. Thank you to the bankers, the traders, the accountants,
5:40:34
and the tax people who explained the money. Thank you
5:40:37
to the oil patch and Thank you. Thank you. Thank
5:41:21
you for being with us during COVID. Thank you to
5:41:23
the nurses and doctors who told us what was really
5:41:26
happening in the ward. Thank you for the data, the
5:41:28
charts, and the spreadsheets when the official numbers made no
5:41:32
sense. Thank you for the reports from the lockdowns all
5:41:35
over the world. Thank you for keeping each other sane
5:41:38
and for keeping us sane. Thank you to the producers
5:41:41
who lost jobs, businesses, or friends for asking questions and
5:41:45
kept listening anyway. Thank you for the meetups you held
5:41:49
when we weren't supposed to meet. Thank you to the
5:41:52
artists, every cover, every episode, 19 years of them. Thank
5:41:56
you to the artists whose piece was not picked who
5:41:58
came back the next show anyway. Thank you for the
5:42:01
album art critiques we gave you which you took like
5:42:03
champions. Thank you to the people who built and keep
5:42:06
running the art generator. Thank you for the inspiration. imagery,
5:42:09
the memes, the gifs, the posters, the parody logos. Thank
5:42:12
you for the challenge coin designs. Thank you to everyone
5:42:15
who designed rings, t-shirts, mugs, hats, stickers. Thank you for
5:42:19
the paintings, the carvings, the plaques, the signs you sent
5:42:22
to the studio. Thank you to the jingle makers. Every
5:42:27
You've Got Karma, every D-Deuce, every single one. Thank you
5:42:30
for the jingles we asked were on air and you
5:42:32
delivered before the show was even over. Thank you to
5:42:35
the people who made the end of show mixes with
5:42:37
and without AI. Thank you to the clip collectors, the
5:42:40
3x3s, the montages, the supercuts. Thank you for the ISOs.
5:42:45
Everybody's saying the same thing. that showed us the script.
5:42:47
Thank you for the songs, the parodies, the remixes. Thank
5:42:50
you for the karma and knowing exactly when we needed
5:42:53
it. Thank you for the donation segment music, nighting music,
5:42:57
Commodore, Secretary General songs. Thank you for the people who
5:43:00
wrote to us every note, every letter, every email. Thank
5:43:04
you for the research you did at 3 a.m. and
5:43:06
sent before the show. Thank you for the book recommendations,
5:43:09
the books you sent. Thank you for the newsletters, the
5:43:12
summaries, and the show notes help. Thank you for the
5:43:14
translation, the foreign media you turned into English so we
5:43:17
could deconstruct it. Thank you for transcripts and timestamps and
5:43:20
chapters. Thank you for finding the clip we half-remembered from
5:43:24
12 years ago. Thank you for correcting us, politely or
5:43:27
not, when we got it wrong. Thank you for the
5:43:30
website you created. Thank you to the people who built
5:43:32
and keep running the stream and the servers all these
5:43:35
years. Thank you to everyone in the troll room and
5:43:37
the people who run it and keep it going. Thank
5:43:40
you to the trolls for every live show, every hands-up
5:43:43
count, every reminder that we skip the art. Thank you
5:43:47
to the people who built know agenda social and the
5:43:49
federated servers Thank you to the people who built the
5:43:51
searchable archives and transcript tools so all of this can
5:43:54
be found again Thank you to all who built the
5:43:57
meetup site peerage map donation tools. Thank you for the
5:44:00
apps the bots the scripts Thank you to all the
5:44:02
coders who helped build podcasting 2.0 the podcast index the
5:44:06
open future of this entire Thank you for the boost,
5:44:10
the streaming sats, the boost-agrams. Thank you for hosting mirrors
5:44:13
and feeds and backups so the show never went dark.
5:44:16
Thank you for fixing things nobody saw break. Thank you
5:44:19
for hitting people in the mouth with it. Thank you
5:44:21
for telling everyone, letting them know about us. Thank you
5:44:24
for giving out bumper stickers and cards. Thank you for
5:44:27
playing the show in the car with the family so
5:44:29
a whole new generation learned to deconstruct. Thank you for
5:44:32
every review, every share, every you've got to listen to
5:44:36
this. Thank you for defending the show in comments. Thank
5:44:39
you for wearing the shirts in public. so a stranger
5:44:41
could say in the morning. Thank you to the people
5:44:44
who organized the meetups all over the world. Thank you
5:44:46
to everyone who showed up, met children from other lands,
5:44:49
and made a friend. Thank you for the shoot-ups, the
5:44:52
cook-outs. The brunches, the bar nights. Thank you for welcoming
5:44:55
the new people. Thank you for the mustard. Thank you
5:44:58
for the dude's name, Ben, for the jobs karma, the
5:45:01
job leads, and helping each other get hired. Thank you
5:45:04
for helping each other when someone lost a job, a
5:45:06
home, or a loved one. You showed up. Thank you
5:45:12
for the marriages, the babies, and the friendships that started
5:45:14
here. Thank you to everyone who sent treasure. Thank you
5:45:18
to the executive producers, associate executive producers. Thank you to
5:45:21
everyone under $50 we never named for reasons of anonymity.
5:45:24
You were the backbone. Thank you for sustaining and recurring
5:45:28
donors who set and forget it. Thank you for the
5:45:31
paper checks and the cash information. envelopes. Thank you for
5:45:34
switcheroo's giving in someone else's name. Thank you for the
5:45:37
birthday donations, anniversary donations, and the in memory of donations.
5:45:41
Thank you for the number donations, the 3333s, the 6969s,
5:45:46
the 7777s. Thank you for the donations that came with,
5:45:50
don't read my note, we didn't. Thank you for the
5:45:53
crypto and the sats. Thank to the producers who gave
5:45:55
when they didn't have much to give. Thank you for
5:45:58
making it possible to never take a single ad, not
5:46:00
one, in 19 years. Thank you to the knights, the
5:46:04
dames, the baronets, the baronettes, the barons, the baronesses, the
5:46:08
vicons, the earls, the dukes, the duchesses, the archdukes, the
5:46:11
archduchesses, grand dukes, grand duchesses, the commodores, the secretary-generals, all
5:46:16
the PhDs. Thank you to the knights and dames who
5:46:18
never claimed their title. We know who you are. Thank
5:46:21
you to the people who kept the peerage rules, the
5:46:23
peerage map, the protectorates, keeping them straight. Thank you to
5:46:26
everyone at the table, the mutton and the mead, the
5:46:28
hookers and blow, the breast
5:46:30
Thank you. Thank you. He read them. Thank you for
5:46:55
how you carried his family and ours after he passed.
5:46:58
Thank you to the Dvorak family for John and for
5:47:01
sharing him with us for 19 years. Thank you for
5:47:03
being patient with us when the stream died, the audio
5:47:06
broke, or we started late. Thank you to all of
5:47:08
our families, the spouses, the kids, the parents who shared
5:47:12
you with this show twice a week for 19 years.
5:47:14
years. Thank you to the families who put up with
5:47:17
the show is on. Thank you to our own families
5:47:20
who lived every show with us. Thank you, Tina. Thank
5:47:22
you, Christina. Thank you, Mimi, Jay, Eric, JC, and Brennan.
5:47:27
Thank you, Andrew Horwitz. Thank you for listening to three
5:47:31
hours twice a week for 19 years. Thank you for
5:47:33
the commute, the workouts, the yard work, and the basements
5:47:36
you finish with us in your ears. Thank you for
5:47:39
not trusting us either. Thank you for laughing at the
5:47:42
stupid jokes. Thank you for every in the morning. Thank
5:47:45
you for the grumpy ones, the weird aunts and the
5:47:48
uncles. your family too. Thank you to the kids who
5:47:52
grew up on this show and now send their own
5:47:54
donations. Thank you to the people who listen and never
5:47:56
send anything at all. You are here and that counts.
5:47:59
Thank you to the trolls who left and came back.
5:48:02
Thank you to the producers who are walking with me
5:48:04
into what comes next. Thank you for your prayers. So
5:48:06
many of you told me you were praying for me
5:48:08
long before I believed. Thank you to the ones who
5:48:11
decloaked as believers this year and told me so. Thank
5:48:14
you to the ones who don't believe who wish me
5:48:16
well anyway. Thank you for understanding why this is the
5:48:20
last show. Thank you for 19 years. 1,916 episodes. Thank
5:48:27
you for being producers, not listeners. You were never listeners.
5:48:31
You were always producers. Thank you for supporting the best
5:48:35
podcast in the universe. Thank you for being the reason
5:48:38
this show existed. Thank you for your attention to this
5:48:42
matter for everything. And thank you for your courage. Adios,
5:48:47
mofos. A hooey, hooey. And such. My voice is Adams.
5:49:01
My voice is John C. Dvorak. Mine is the last
5:49:07
voice that you will ever hear. Do not be alarmed.