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DONKEY: Officer Appears On Zoom Court Hearing With No Pants On · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Hee hot, bitch, it's time for Donkey of the Day.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a big boy. I could take it if he
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  Speaker 1: feel out deserve. It ain't no big deal.
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  Speaker 2: I know, charlotteagea god gonna haven say his mouth.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta say something you may not agree with. It
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  Speaker 1: doesn't mean I'm mean, who's getting that donky?
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  Speaker 2: That donkey that don't don't don't dunk dunk donk the
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  Speaker 2: other day right there the breakfast club.
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  Speaker 3: Bitch.
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  Speaker 1: You you could call me the donkey of the day,
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  Speaker 1: But like I mean, no harm.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, donkey today for Thursday, October thirtieth, it goes to
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  Speaker 2: a Detroit police officer named Matthew Jackson.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, good morning, Matthew.
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  Speaker 2: All right, sleute everybody who listens to us on w
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  Speaker 2: JLB ninety seven point nine and Detroit dropping the clues
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  Speaker 2: bombs for w JLB.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm don't Detroit with up dope.
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  Speaker 2: Now. I don't know about y'all, but that COVID era
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  Speaker 2: when everything was on zoom, it seemed like it was
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  Speaker 2: just yesterday, But that was like six years ago. You
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  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, right right, But that time period
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  Speaker 2: is such a part of our existence. Okay, The way
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  Speaker 2: humans did everything changed, all right. The way we communicated
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  Speaker 2: with each other changed, The way we interacted with each
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  Speaker 2: other to change, and some things did change for the better.
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  Speaker 2: But some things actually change for the worst. And I
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  Speaker 2: want some of those things that change for the worst
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  Speaker 2: to change back, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Case in point court, right, court is a serious situation.
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  Speaker 2: I personally believe if I have a court appearance, if
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  Speaker 2: it's required for me to be there in person, then
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  Speaker 2: I want to be there in person. If it's not
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  Speaker 2: required for me to be there, then I won't go.
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  Speaker 2: But what I won't do is ever do it virtually.
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  Speaker 2: No no, no, no no, it's too much room for error. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: we've seen people virtually being caught for having a suspended
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  Speaker 2: driver's license and then they pop up on the zoom driving.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's the level of idiocracy me no like.
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  Speaker 2: And Officer Matthew Jackson has decided to write his own
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  Speaker 2: chapter in the book of ideocracy because he had a
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  Speaker 2: hearing for a reckless driving and public intoxication case. Now,
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  Speaker 2: this is a police officer, or he identified himself as
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  Speaker 2: a police officer.
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  Speaker 1: He might be trans police. I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, he had a uniform, but It is not lost
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  Speaker 2: on me that Halloween is Friday, so he could have
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  Speaker 2: been in costume.
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  Speaker 1: But even if he was costume, he.
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  Speaker 2: Left a very important part of the costume match Spirit.
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  Speaker 2: What what do you mean, Unclesholi, He left a very
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  Speaker 2: important part of the costume at Spirit.
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  Speaker 1: Well, let's go to NBC four for the report. Police.
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  Speaker 4: We've all had this nightmare. A Detroit police officer showed
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  Speaker 4: up in court without pants.
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  Speaker 2: Basthroom of thirty nine nineteen out of twelve precinct.
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  Speaker 1: You got some offer, no, sir.
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  Speaker 4: The officer appeared in the thirty six District Court over
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  Speaker 4: zoom regarding a public intoxication case. When he appeared on camera,
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  Speaker 4: he was in uniform. From the waist up, he was
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  Speaker 4: wearing boxers. The judge proceeded with the case without mentioning
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  Speaker 4: the clothing situation. According to the thirty six District Courts policy,
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  Speaker 4: business attires preferred, or really any clothing at all.
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  Speaker 2: We're on Twitch right now, Breakfast club. Am I hope
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  Speaker 2: that y'all saw the way and Envy looked at me
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  Speaker 2: when he heard that officer didn't have pants on. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: you know, and he always says he loves a man
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  Speaker 2: in uniform, So for him, that's the best of both worlds.
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  Speaker 2: I never said that a man with a uniform at
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  Speaker 2: the top and buses at the abottom dropping the clues
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  Speaker 2: bombs for envy's pressure.
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  Speaker 1: Shit, don't you drop up, pull that bomb back? You
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  Speaker 1: put it out, you nasty.
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  Speaker 2: This man showed up to the zoom hearing with no
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  Speaker 2: pants on. Okay, you do know that you can see
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  Speaker 2: yourself on zoom, Officer Jackson. Okay, you looked into the camera,
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  Speaker 2: saw you didn't have pants on, and still decided to
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  Speaker 2: continue about your day.
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  Speaker 1: All right, a police officer at that? All right? A
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  Speaker 1: police officer.
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  Speaker 2: Well, apparently protecting serve doesn't extend to protecting the camera angle. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: what happened to professionalism, Officer Jackson?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Police officers require dignified and professional attire. You can't have
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  Speaker 2: ask that, Officer Jackson, and you half asked it literally. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: you was dignified and professional up top because you had
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  Speaker 2: your uniform on, but you had half your ass out
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  Speaker 2: at the bottom. You can't be business up top, but
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  Speaker 2: only fans bel Okay. The judge supposed to be asking
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  Speaker 2: you legal questions. Instead he had to ask you if
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  Speaker 2: you got some pants on, sir?
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  Speaker 1: Do we have that clip? Good morning to you? Can
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  Speaker 1: you put your appearance on the record? Please? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Off the Jackson basking them at thirty nine nineteen out
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  Speaker 2: of the twelve precinct.
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  Speaker 1: You got some pants?
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  Speaker 2: Officer in the No, sir, that's something your mom yells
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  Speaker 2: at you before she walks into your bedroom.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you got some pants on?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 1: This is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just glad you had on boxes because the only
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  Speaker 2: thing that should be swinging in the court is the
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  Speaker 2: judge's gabble.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't even know if you have.
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  Speaker 2: Any hangtime because I don't, so I hope you don't
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  Speaker 2: because I have hate her tendencies. This is what I
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  Speaker 2: mean when I say Zoom changed everything because on the
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  Speaker 2: thirty sixth District Court website it says casual business attire
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  Speaker 2: is preferred. How does that apply to Zoom? Okay, have
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  Speaker 2: those rules been defined? Is what this man doing a crime?
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  Speaker 2: Probably not? But I just want him to to know
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  Speaker 2: and want better for himself.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I want.
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  Speaker 2: I want him to know and want better for himself.
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  Speaker 2: You have to know that you gotta show up. What's
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  Speaker 2: your full uniform on Okay, you should know that you
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  Speaker 2: gotta do better.
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  Speaker 1: He saw himself. He know he had no business looking
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  Speaker 1: like that on zoom.
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  Speaker 2: He wouldn't walk out the house with his uniform top
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  Speaker 2: on and some box of briefs down below.
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  Speaker 1: So don't do it on zoom. Okay. I will say, though.
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  Speaker 2: The Zoom hearings have done something the police department never could,
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  Speaker 2: and that they finally caught an officer with.
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  Speaker 1: His pants down. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: The only thing that could have made this incident more
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  Speaker 2: ridiculous is if the officer was being charged with indecent
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  Speaker 2: exposure and his defense is literally more in decent exposure.
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  Speaker 2: Please give author Officer Matthew Jackson the sweet sounds of
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  Speaker 2: the Hamiltons.
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  Speaker 3: You, oh, the daddy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't play game? Why you want to play a
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  Speaker 1: game for what? Though?
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  Speaker 2: All right, sure, let's play a game of yes what racing?
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  Speaker 1: Alright? DJ?
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  Speaker 2: And I don't like I don't like how you said
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  Speaker 2: kick to do that? Bro, I'm not even gonna lie
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  Speaker 2: to you like that's the Dominican in you. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know why you so quick? They always want to think
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  Speaker 2: the worst the black people. Why because I do the
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  Speaker 2: same like you do the same. What when I'm on zoom,
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  Speaker 2: I use it to pants on and he just he
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  Speaker 2: just didn't it just the camera angle right. Should be
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  Speaker 2: doing a lot of zooms with other DJs sometimes. Why
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  Speaker 2: don't you have pants on when you're doing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just waking out. I'm just waking up.
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  Speaker 2: You just got on the top and keep it moving,
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  Speaker 2: and y'all lying if y'all think, y'all do zooms and
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  Speaker 2: y'all fully clothed.
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  Speaker 1: I know I'm always fully clothed with zoom.
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  Speaker 2: I might want some basketball shorts, and I ain't sitting
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  Speaker 2: there with no box boxes because when you get up,
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  Speaker 2: they still see you.
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  Speaker 1: And I think about stuff like this. You just never
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  Speaker 1: know what could happen.
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  Speaker 2: I always do a zoom with at least some basketball short, So.
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  Speaker 1: He said, I don't, don't just hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Officer Matthew Jackson from Detroit got on the zoom, had
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  Speaker 2: his uniform on at the top, but had his boxes
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  Speaker 2: on at the bottom.
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  Speaker 1: Guys, what race is why? Matthew Jackson?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, come on Jackson, okay, okay, okay, okay, Detroit
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  Speaker 2: Cap you know I want DJ Nvy and just hilarious
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  Speaker 2: to know that they're both absolutely correct, officer badging balls.
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  Speaker 1: He's absolutely a black man.
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  Speaker 3: Ye chill.
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  Speaker 1: Though, all right, well, thank you for that. Donkey of
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  Speaker 2: click your ass up the breakfast club.
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  Speaker 3: Finish.
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  Speaker 1: So y'all done.