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Mark interviews WOR weeknight host Jimmy Failla. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Okay, So Marximon's show on sevent ten WR.
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  Speaker 2: Well, every night, Jimmy Fayla is on WR nine to midnight.
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  Speaker 2: It's a great show. It's very funny, nine to midnight
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  Speaker 2: every night on WR. Also on Saturday nights, he does
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  Speaker 2: the best late night show in television. It's Saturday nights
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  Speaker 2: at ten on the Fox News Channel with the best
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  Speaker 2: monologue anywhere in television today, Jimmy Fayla, How you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm doing.
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  Speaker 1: Man, What a crazy week to be hosting a comedy
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  Speaker 1: show because everybody's always like, you know, are you afraid
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  Speaker 1: you're going to offend people? Nothing I can say is
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  Speaker 1: worse than what mom Donnie's wife is retweeting. So I
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  Speaker 1: feel like I feel like I got a free pass
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  Speaker 1: this week to really pull the goalie. I mean, those people,
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  Speaker 1: my goodness gracious.
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  Speaker 3: And I was telling my wife's family this. I was like, kid,
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  Speaker 3: they wanted to come to the show this weekend, like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: you know, we will come to the show. But they're
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  Speaker 3: a little scared. They've ever been to New York. They're
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  Speaker 3: from Ohio.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, hey, you don't have to worry about
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  Speaker 1: terrorists because they're not on the street because the mayor
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  Speaker 1: keeps inviting them to dinner.
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  Speaker 3: So you're safe. You can just come hang out. As
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  Speaker 3: long as you're not a door dash person who delivers
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  Speaker 3: the Grazie mansion, you're not going to run into them.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, his wife she's on Twitter something about October seventh, yep,
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  Speaker 2: killing babies, raping women, Hamasa. She clicks like on it?
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  Speaker 3: Who would click like on something like that?
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  Speaker 2: What would it take?
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  Speaker 1: Like?
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  Speaker 2: I like, yeah, so hey, if now people want to
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  Speaker 2: come see your show, if they want to be in
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  Speaker 2: the audience for the show, you do it on Friday ago.
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  Speaker 2: How did they get the tickets?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, tickets to the show are always free. It's you
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  Speaker 1: can get free tickets at Fox Across America dot com.
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  Speaker 1: Foxcross America dot com. You sign up, you're gonna meet
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  Speaker 1: a lot of Mark Simone fans because they always tell.
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  Speaker 3: Me, hey, I heard you on Simone And I'm like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: what's the man? You know? Always friendly?
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  Speaker 1: Are people friends and hours as they say at Donnie
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  Speaker 1: Brasco and it's a great crowd. You meet all the
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  Speaker 1: Fox people. You might even get to drag me out
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  Speaker 1: of an Irish pub a few hours later.
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  Speaker 3: It's a very it's a very unique.
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  Speaker 1: TV taping, uh, And it's every Friday night and of
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  Speaker 1: course the air Saturday at ten, assuming Trump doesn't go
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  Speaker 1: bomb Cuba next and you get bumped this weekend.
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  Speaker 2: But it's a very good Friday Friday night date to
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  Speaker 2: take somebody too, because it's exciting, it's it's free too.
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  Speaker 1: You just go to you're gonna laugh. We have it's
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  Speaker 1: become there's like a couple's thing. There's a couple of
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  Speaker 1: like young Irish couples specifically that I met at Langan's
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  Speaker 1: Bar across the street from Fox, that now come every Friday.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't even know what their professional background is,
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  Speaker 1: but they look like models, like like actual models, and
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  Speaker 1: maybe that's what's.
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  Speaker 3: Keeping them in shape.
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  Speaker 1: They come see my chubby behind and it's like a
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  Speaker 1: scared straight Do you remember scared straight.
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  Speaker 3: Back in the day, But they're there. It's like, if
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  Speaker 3: you want to come, it's it's the great You're right
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  Speaker 3: to say this. It's the greatest Friday night date ever
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  Speaker 3: because it costs you nothing. You're at a TV show,
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  Speaker 3: which is kind of cool.
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  Speaker 1: And my show is very foreign to the concept of
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  Speaker 1: TV in that we talk to you during the commercial breaks.
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  Speaker 1: We're not stuck up TV people who just keep to
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  Speaker 1: ourselves and like shut up and laugh.
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  Speaker 3: When we say something like we actually hang out.
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  Speaker 1: You know, there's card tricks, chit chats, Q and A's
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  Speaker 1: it gets rody.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, you should come, you know what.
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  Speaker 1: I make fun of myself a lot, but everyone listen.
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  Speaker 3: They should come. You'd enjoy it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you get free tickets. Go to Foxacross America dot com. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: the Oscars, the ratings are way way down. What do
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  Speaker 2: you think that means for the Oscars and for Conan?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was saying, it's a bad look for Hollywood
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  Speaker 1: when even the ratings are on ozembic.
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  Speaker 3: Like you guys are trying to shrink everything out there,
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  Speaker 3: you know what.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't delight in this obviously. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we know that a lot of the problem is obviously
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  Speaker 1: got a little political. They alienated a lot of the audience.
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  Speaker 1: But I feel like they're blowing such a good thing.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, Hollywood and.
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  Speaker 3: It's hey Day at the peak.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they were stars, and they leaned into being stars.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't try.
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  Speaker 3: To, you know, act aggrieved and complain.
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  Speaker 1: Because nobody wants to hear the luckiest people in the
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  Speaker 1: world complain. You know, that's who you are if you're
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  Speaker 1: in Hollywood, right, you pretend to be a fireman and
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  Speaker 1: make twenty million dollars in a movie, like you.
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  Speaker 3: Don't have real problems compared to an actual.
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  Speaker 1: Fireman or a cop or anybody out there in the
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  Speaker 1: real world. And that's what I think they did wrong,
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  Speaker 1: is they started to embrace this notion that victimhood was currency.
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  Speaker 1: So instead of getting out there.
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  Speaker 3: And being like, hey, we hit the.
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  Speaker 1: Genetic lottery, We're gorgeous. We're here wearing dresses that cost
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  Speaker 1: more than your house. This is a fantasy life. Now
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  Speaker 1: they're trying to be like culture warriors, and nobody wants it,
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  Speaker 1: you know. And it's not even like if they were
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  Speaker 1: Republican it, we wouldn't want it either.
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  Speaker 3: We just we don't want anything.
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  Speaker 1: Just stick to doing if you're Hollywood for real, stick
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  Speaker 1: to doing what you do best, which is cocaine.
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  Speaker 2: And what happened to Jimmy Kimmel. He used to be
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  Speaker 2: many years ago a Jimmy fell a type of a
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  Speaker 2: fun guy. Now he comes out he just looks angry
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  Speaker 2: and bitter and mean. And what happens.
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  Speaker 3: I know, I loved it the oscars when he goes
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  Speaker 3: America doesn't have free speech. I'm like, you're saying that
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  Speaker 3: in America freely, you're not going to jail, you know
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  Speaker 3: that any kind of trouble. You know, he's.
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  Speaker 1: Definitely a guy who got bit by that radioactive spider,
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  Speaker 1: you know, that anti Trump thing a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: have on the left. And I think he has a
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  Speaker 1: second issue though, when he was on The Man Show,
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  Speaker 1: which was a good funny, you know, a reverend show,
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  Speaker 1: and it was very Sophomorican stupid, but.
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  Speaker 3: It was funny, okay, But he got into the habit.
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  Speaker 1: Of wearing black face a lot on that show, which
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  Speaker 1: makes him very cancellable to the modern left. And I think,
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  Speaker 1: like Sarah Silverman before him, because he's good friends with
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  Speaker 1: Sarah Silverman. Obviously they both right around like twenty fourteen
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  Speaker 1: twenty fifteen, when they were retroactively firing comics.
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  Speaker 3: For old jokes.
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  Speaker 1: They both suddenly became like militant liberal. So it's almost
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  Speaker 1: like a protection racket, like they're literally like making amends
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  Speaker 1: with the outrage mom, like, hey, we'll just attack Trump
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  Speaker 1: every time someone hands as the microphone as long as
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  Speaker 1: you don't cancel me for dressing up as Karl alone.
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  Speaker 2: And that's pretty interesting theory there. That's a yeah. So
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  Speaker 2: are you guys at Fox, are you very worried about
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  Speaker 2: MSNBC with the big new lineup there unveiling?
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  Speaker 1: You know what's funny about since she said that, the
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  Speaker 1: fact that they're cutting Joe and Mika back by an hour.
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  Speaker 3: That was not the network's choice. That was a marriage
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  Speaker 3: counselor's choice.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, those two people hate each other. Everyone listening to
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  Speaker 1: this interview has had a couple over for dinner and
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  Speaker 1: when you answered your front door, you could tell the
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  Speaker 1: couple had been screaming at each other in the car
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  Speaker 1: the whole way there. That is every time I have
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  Speaker 1: ever met Joe and media at like a media event,
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  Speaker 1: they have that energy. Like these two people were just
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  Speaker 1: screaming a minute ago.
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  Speaker 3: And so I think for them is more.
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  Speaker 1: And I obviously you know, as far as the ratings go,
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  Speaker 1: less is a lot more, So good move.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, I haven't been around them. I think that's
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  Speaker 2: their thing. They like being angry. They're always angry about
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  Speaker 2: the way. They always.
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  Speaker 3: Don't ever forget. They called Trump hitler for ten years
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  Speaker 3: and then when Trump won reelection.
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  Speaker 1: They knocked on Hitler's door and asked to be friends.
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  Speaker 1: Is there anything funnier? You know, there's no shame left
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  Speaker 1: in the media. It's like, remember this mark, how much
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  Speaker 1: time did we spend about the Democrats?
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  Speaker 3: And Michelle Obama was the most recent one to do it.
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  Speaker 1: To say, oh, America is too misogynistic for a female president.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna run. And now they're literally telling us
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  Speaker 3: we can have voter id because women are too stupid
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  Speaker 3: to figure it out. I'm like, pick a lane.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking of first ladies, Jill Biden's got a book
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  Speaker 2: coming out. Will you be reading that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, The Idiot's Guide to Elder Abuse. It's in the
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  Speaker 1: self help section. It's in the self You got a
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  Speaker 1: lot of choices this year. Okay, you got the Jill thing,
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  Speaker 1: and then you've got those historic Joe's got a book
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  Speaker 1: coming out written entirely in auto pen. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: as I've been telling you everybody at Fox Trash is
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  Speaker 1: the Kamala Harris book. But it is historic because it's
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  Speaker 1: the only book that began in chapter eleven.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, come on, we're almost out of time. But
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  Speaker 2: may Or Mom, Donnie, He's easing up on the e bikes.
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  Speaker 2: It's not going to be no more criminal anything. Would
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  Speaker 2: you say that's one of the biggest threats to anybody
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  Speaker 2: walking around New York those e bikes, EA, scooters, all
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  Speaker 2: that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we're all living in the video game Frogger. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: because it's not just trying to cross the street. They're
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  Speaker 1: on the sidewalk. They're going the wrong way in traffic.
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  Speaker 1: The bike lanes are obviously a suggestion. And by the way,
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  Speaker 1: those bike lanes were originally justified because they said we'd
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  Speaker 1: have less emissions. They said, well, you know, we cut
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  Speaker 1: down on the car lanes, more people ride bikes, less pollution.
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  Speaker 1: There's not a guy pedaling in the whole city. Every
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  Speaker 1: one of the those bikes as an engine, and all
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  Speaker 1: of that congestion was caused by them, and now they're
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  Speaker 1: banging us a.
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  Speaker 3: Tax for it. It's absurd, But Mom, Donnie doesn't care.
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  Speaker 3: I think like he likes the chaos man. It's like
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  Speaker 3: the Broadway play. The producers. He's trying to tank the
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  Speaker 3: play and collect insurance money. There's no other way to
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  Speaker 3: describe it. He's zorn biali stock.
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  Speaker 2: That's what that could be. Hey, we'll just about out
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  Speaker 2: of time. Jimmy Fails on every night on WR nine
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  Speaker 2: to midnight. It's a great show. What do you have
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  Speaker 2: on tonight show?
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  Speaker 1: WHOA, We're getting a return engagement from Byron Donalds, who
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  Speaker 1: is in the lead to be the next governor of Florida.
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  Speaker 1: And we're supposedly going to be able to get Kennedy
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  Speaker 1: out of the Blarnie Stone in time for her interview.
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  Speaker 3: So wish me luck with that, Jeddy Byron Donalds tonight.
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  Speaker 2: We're excited tonight on wo R nine to midnight, and
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  Speaker 2: make sure you watch his Saturday night show on the
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  Speaker 2: Night's at ten. And where do you go to get
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  Speaker 2: the tickets? If you want to be in the studio?
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  Speaker 3: Audis?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you want to come to a japing Foxacross America
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  Speaker 1: dot com. Cheapest Dayton Manhattan. It's also it really is
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  Speaker 1: the best days. And I've told so many jokes about
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  Speaker 1: my wife. You might have a shot with her if
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  Speaker 1: you come solo, so no wrong way to do it.
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  Speaker 2: Fox across America dot com And listen tonight Jimmy Fayla
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  Speaker 2: nine to midnight on WR Jimmy Fayla, thanks for being
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  Speaker 2: with us.
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  Speaker 3: You're the best, buddy.
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