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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 24th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is a dude to the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 2: Listener, this question is advised the Woody Showing.
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  Speaker 3: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Oiler
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  Speaker 3: All right, well, uh see, looking at my calendar and
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  Speaker 3: it says that today, guys, is October the twenty fourth.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna follow my finger up to the top. It's
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  Speaker 3: right after the tea and right before the s Oh
• 1:02
  Speaker 3: you know what that means. It means that today is Friday.
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  Speaker 3: Talking about it? Oh yeah, Friday, Rick Rude? Alrighty? Whatdy?
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  Speaker 3: That is Greg Gory our birthday month? Boy, Menace is here?
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  Speaker 5: What is that?
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  Speaker 6: Woody?
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  Speaker 3: Happy Friday mess? We got Gina Sea Masses here, we
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  Speaker 3: got Sammy Morgan's here, Vonna is here, we got Bored,
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  Speaker 3: we got Menji and you are here. We're all together.
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  Speaker 3: It's Friday. Let's get through it. Welcome to the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: Well now it's official. It's Friday. Welcome to it, Woody,
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  Speaker 3: Greg Minas, Gina, Sammy Sea bat looks. The gang's all here.
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  Speaker 3: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
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  Speaker 2: What look.
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  Speaker 3: We're looking to get through it as quickly as we
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  Speaker 3: can too. As you are. I got some weird crime
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  Speaker 3: news for you. Weird crime. A weird crime story where
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  Speaker 3: this family and Indiana, they came home and they found
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  Speaker 3: some strange dude. It basically moved in while they were
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  Speaker 3: on vacation. He had made himself right at home. He
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  Speaker 3: was eating pizza rolls, he was taking naps, even feeding
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  Speaker 3: the family dog. Yeah, that's not all. He also pooped
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  Speaker 3: in a decorative container, despite their being numerous, by the way,
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  Speaker 3: perfectly good bathrooms in this house. So they confronted him.
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  Speaker 3: He offered them a hundred bucks to let him go.
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  Speaker 3: They politely denied that request, and then they held him
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  Speaker 3: there at gunpoint until the cops could show up and
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  Speaker 3: take him to jail.
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  Speaker 2: You imagine how scary that would be.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like, dude, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 4: But also like, thanks for feeding the dog.
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  Speaker 7: We appreciate it, Yeah, just we don't appreciate you crapping
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  Speaker 7: in our decorative tin.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and eating all our pizza rolls. Yeah. Right. Weird crime.
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  Speaker 3: A woman in New Orleans stole an ambulance and she
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  Speaker 3: took it for a joy ride. But when she stole
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  Speaker 3: it to amts and a patient, we're still inside.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, when.
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  Speaker 3: The ambulance was finally recovered by the police, the e
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  Speaker 3: MTS and the patient still in there. They'd be taken
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  Speaker 3: to the hospital for injuries they got during that joy ride.
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  Speaker 2: That's so weird you bring that up. I've been obsessing
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  Speaker 2: about this for some weird reason. Ambulances when they're in
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  Speaker 2: the back, can they do injections and IV Yeah? I mean,
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  Speaker 2: have you ever been in the back of the van.
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  Speaker 2: It's so hard to even take a sip of a
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  Speaker 2: drink in a moving vehicle. I have Are they doing injection? Dude?
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  Speaker 3: I have been a patient in the back of an ambulance.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't it just rocking around and bumping up and down.
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  Speaker 3: It's not that bad, isn't it rocking around.
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  Speaker 2: Bumping up and down and swerving andocks.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They're more heavy than Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It just seems to me like giving an IV or
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  Speaker 2: something would be impossible.
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  Speaker 4: Did you get an IV IDEA?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah? What were you in for?
• 3:59
  Speaker 3: So I I went and got my visectomy right, and
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  Speaker 3: then I went to because I'd gotten to work that morning.
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  Speaker 3: So I woke up, you know whatever, it was one
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  Speaker 3: thirty two o'clock in the morning, went to work, went
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  Speaker 3: directly from work, to the visectomy. Left the visectomy, went
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  Speaker 3: stopped and picked up whatever, you know, prescription, anbiotic, whatever
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  Speaker 3: they're trying to you know, have me take for the
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  Speaker 3: next week. Stopped and pick up some lunch on the
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  Speaker 3: way home because I hadn't been able to eat beforehand.
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  Speaker 3: Got home, walked into the house and I was going
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  Speaker 3: to go to work that night. I had an event
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  Speaker 3: that night, and so my wife's like, are you crazy.
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  Speaker 3: She didn't want me to go to work that day.
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  Speaker 3: She didn't want me to going to ben because it
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  Speaker 3: just relaxed.
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  Speaker 10: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Please.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, so I walked into the house and I put
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  Speaker 3: the prescription on the on the counter on the kitchen
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  Speaker 3: island or whatever. I grabbed whatever. The first pill was.
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  Speaker 3: All I remember is putting it in my mouth, taking
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  Speaker 3: the water or whatever I had, putting my head back
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  Speaker 3: to drink the and I was out. I woke up
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  Speaker 3: on the floor. Now, my my mother in law had
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  Speaker 3: been watching my son was the only child we had
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  Speaker 3: that time, but he was a little baby, and my
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  Speaker 3: mother in law we call her anti frail because she's
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  Speaker 3: like thirty five pounds oaking wet, and she's hovered over
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  Speaker 3: me going wink up, wake up like, and she's like
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  Speaker 3: kind of smacking me. Wait wake up, oh wow, And
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  Speaker 3: I'm like wait what. I'm on the floor of my kitchen.
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  Speaker 3: My wife is on the phone with nine to one one. Anyway,
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  Speaker 3: so the ambulance comes. They they checked me out. They
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  Speaker 3: said my blood pressure was super low and so therefore,
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  Speaker 3: like you know, we can't just leave you here, so
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  Speaker 3: we have to bring you. So there I am after
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  Speaker 3: my vasectomy. I'm they're taking and by the way, I
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  Speaker 3: couldn't even walk to the ambulance. They would allow it.
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  Speaker 3: So they put me on the stupid thing, bring me
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  Speaker 3: out of my own house and put me into the ambulance. Wow,
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  Speaker 3: first time in history. After me no, because they said,
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  Speaker 3: and the reason is because there's so many nerve endings
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  Speaker 3: down there. It's a very highly concentrate they of nerve
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  Speaker 3: endings that it already messes with your system and your
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  Speaker 3: blood pressure and every There is the fact that I
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  Speaker 3: was number one, uh, overly tired because I didn't get
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  Speaker 3: much sleep the night before because I was, you know,
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  Speaker 3: freaking out, even though it was super easy. I'd gone
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  Speaker 3: to work, I didn't do all this. I wasn't drinking fluis.
• 6:02
  Speaker 3: I was dehydrated, which is why they gave me the
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  Speaker 3: IVY in the back of the ambulance going to an event.
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  Speaker 2: Going to an event, put the IVY in you while
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  Speaker 2: the ambulance was in motion.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they do that.
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  Speaker 2: I guess I'm just so ignorant to it because I've
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  Speaker 2: never been in an ambulance. Now it seems I would
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  Speaker 2: be rocking around.
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  Speaker 3: And remember that now we didn't get to put the
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  Speaker 3: lights on and go through all the intersections week because
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  Speaker 3: there was no real emergency. It was more it was precaution. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but then we as man of course, and it took
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  Speaker 3: just forever. It took hours for them to tell me
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  Speaker 3: that everything is fine, and then I went home. I
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  Speaker 3: did not go to the event that that night. Week.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys to be rolled into a movie A little.
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  Speaker 11: Side topic of something.
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  Speaker 12: You mentioned your son was the only kid you had,
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  Speaker 12: so you got your vasectomy.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, okay, you're right, you're right, you're right.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, what, I just assumed.
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  Speaker 3: My daughter was the baby. My daughter was the baby,
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  Speaker 3: just because I made the appointment for that viseectomy when
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  Speaker 3: my daughter had just been bored. My wife was still
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  Speaker 3: in the hospital. I made the appointment I did. I
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  Speaker 3: wanted That's what I wanted to do, And she wanted
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  Speaker 3: to wait until the baby was actually here, And I said,
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  Speaker 3: but look, if this baby comes out weird or you know, wrong,
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  Speaker 3: or you know whatever, it is, like, I'm not going
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  Speaker 3: to do it again until we get another, you know,
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  Speaker 3: healthy one. Yeah, that's just God telling me that. Uh,
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  Speaker 3: you know, maybe I should have stopped at one. We're good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's how I felt about it. You know, you might
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  Speaker 3: feel differently.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Where were we? Oh, weird crume, weird crumb? In Memphis,
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  Speaker 3: some idiot got into it with the cashier at a
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  Speaker 3: Circle K convenience store because they wouldn't sell him a beer.
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  Speaker 3: So to get even, he grabbed a whole display at chips.
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  Speaker 3: He put them in his car, and he drove off
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  Speaker 3: while the cashier was distracted. A different customer noticed this
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  Speaker 3: guy had dropped two bags of chips outside, so he
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  Speaker 3: picked them up and started eating them. Police found them
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  Speaker 3: with the crumbs on his face secure heredy foot that
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  Speaker 3: showed what happened, and he's facing a charge of theft
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  Speaker 3: of property as well. This was the one guy who's
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  Speaker 3: just pissed.
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  Speaker 2: And took about because he found him on the ground.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, so yeah, there's that.
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  Speaker 3: Weird crime. I'll give you one more weird crime news.
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  Speaker 3: This thirty six year old guy in Miami. He ripped
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  Speaker 3: off a farm back in December of last year and
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  Speaker 3: then returned to the scene of the crime to do
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  Speaker 3: some more thieving. But this time the cops they were
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  Speaker 3: able to get there in time to see him, but
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  Speaker 3: he got away and has stolen fifty three foot refrigerated
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  Speaker 3: semi carrying ten pallets of poultry valued at one hundred
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  Speaker 3: and forty thousand dollars. And he didn't steal the truck
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  Speaker 3: from the farm, he had stolen it earlier and he
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  Speaker 3: drove it there. Ok, it's very strange. So he led
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  Speaker 3: police officers on the chase, at one point driving the
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  Speaker 3: wrong way down a road right toward a cop car.
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  Speaker 3: The article had a little fun with the fact that
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  Speaker 3: he was quote playing chicken with a poultry truck. He
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  Speaker 3: eventually crashed the truck into a fence at another farm
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  Speaker 3: and that's when they got him under arrest. There's some
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  Speaker 3: weird weird you were name of twice.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, an ambulance, an ambulance.
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  Speaker 7: The first time was when I was on my way
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  Speaker 7: to be a bridesmad maid in a friend's wedding in Kansas,
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  Speaker 7: and a girl on the highway sort of jerked her
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  Speaker 7: car into mine. I jerked away from her hit the median.
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  Speaker 3: Rolled the car. Wow.
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  Speaker 7: And I remember it perfectly. It was like it was
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  Speaker 7: happening in slow motion. And an ambulance came in and
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  Speaker 7: grabbed me, and I mean they gave me advillain. I
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  Speaker 7: was in the wedding that night, absolutely. And then the
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  Speaker 7: second time was a couple of years ago. I was
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  Speaker 7: coughing so much. I just couldn't get over this cold
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  Speaker 7: or whatever it was. I just couldn't stop coughing, to
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  Speaker 7: the point where I had what's called a loringo spasm
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  Speaker 7: and my throat closed up so I couldn't breathe.
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  Speaker 4: So my husband was in the other room and.
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  Speaker 7: I was literally I just started clapping as hard as
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  Speaker 7: I can so he would come.
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  Speaker 4: He's liked, what's going on.
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  Speaker 7: I was like putting up like a phone, just like
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  Speaker 7: call called, and I couldn't no air.
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  Speaker 3: Did you say, conscience?
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  Speaker 7: Conscience, cautious, cautiousous, because it would relax after you know,
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  Speaker 7: like ten seconds.
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, oh god. And so they got there and.
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  Speaker 7: They're like, you're fine. I was like, okay, I don't
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  Speaker 7: think I'm fine. I started coughing, closed up again. They're
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  Speaker 7: like that, come with us to the ambulance. I got
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  Speaker 7: right in the ambulance. Yeah, all right, ringo spasms.
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  Speaker 4: I have a question.
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  Speaker 12: When you rolled your car, did you get out yourself,
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  Speaker 12: just to be like helped out that they drug you out?
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  Speaker 11: Someone else called the ambulance, Yes, drug you out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: And the EMTs in the Midwest, what I remember that
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  Speaker 7: they were super good.
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  Speaker 4: And then you went to the wedding, Yeah, that night.
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  Speaker 3: And just to be sure, they probably did the whole
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  Speaker 3: thing where they cut your clothes off of you.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, I was like, don't you need to cut.
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  Speaker 3: My clothes off before her This is before her breast reduction.
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  Speaker 3: So she was probably saved by her own airbag.
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  Speaker 7: That's exactly right. Yeah, car was crushed. The only thing
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  Speaker 7: that wasn't crush was me and the bridesmaid dress.
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  Speaker 3: Well, all right, all right, well we're gonna take a
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  Speaker 3: quick break. More Woodies Show is next. Hang on the
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  Speaker 3: Witty Show. We'll be right, We'll be right, We'll be
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  Speaker 3: right back. What's up? Woodies Show Podcast listeners it's menace.
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  Speaker 13: It is my birthday month, and I'll be out a
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  Speaker 13: beer fest this Saturday at oc Event Center. Get more information,
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  Speaker 13: and so much more again this Saturday, October twenty fifth.
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  Speaker 13: In the meantime, keep enjoying the Woody Show podcast.
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  Speaker 14: It is the Woodie Show, so we tell you all
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  Speaker 14: the time all these different ways you can be part
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  Speaker 14: of the show, calling in, texting, in after hours, voicemails
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  Speaker 14: eight seven seven.
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  Speaker 3: Forty four Woody is uh that number?
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  Speaker 8: Huh?
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  Speaker 3: Email email at the Woodieshow dot com. We get a
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  Speaker 3: lot of emails like this one from from Jeff, who
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  Speaker 3: writes in show.
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  Speaker 2: Oh Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I was listening to Tuesday's podcast and during the taste drive,
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  Speaker 3: Gina mentioned the only way she eats cottage cheese is
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  Speaker 3: with potato chips, and that was thanks to her dad.
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  Speaker 3: I thought I was on chips and cottage cheese island
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  Speaker 3: all by myself, but hearing that, my hearing that my
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  Speaker 3: dad and Gina's dad did the same thing, makes me
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  Speaker 3: feel a little less alone in this world. Okay, I've
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  Speaker 3: never heard or seen anyone else do this, but my god,
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  Speaker 3: is it good. A little salt and pepper on the
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  Speaker 3: cottage cheese and the chip is perfect, the perfect vessel,
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  Speaker 3: no utensils needed, get in my mouth sucking. That is
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  Speaker 3: from Jeff, like you, Jeff, Yeah, your shocker.
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  Speaker 13: Here a lot of people talking about Dorito's and cottage cheese.
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  Speaker 4: And I've never never heard that, and.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds amazing.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds pretty good. But yeah, those were born in you.
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  Speaker 2: Never heard any chip with cottage cheese.
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  Speaker 5: Really.
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  Speaker 3: Patrick sends us an email email to what is subject
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  Speaker 3: thank you? It says, hoy Woodie Show.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I just wanted to say thank you and tell you
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  Speaker 3: guys how much I appreciate you.
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  Speaker 2: Guys.
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  Speaker 3: I started listening to the show about three years ago.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't missed a show since I listened to the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: I'm away home from work every day off and find
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: myself rewanting it at certain times to hear a joke
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  Speaker 3: again or something because it made me laugh. But the
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  Speaker 3: reason I want to say thank you is because about
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  Speaker 3: two months ago my mom got diagnosed with cancer and
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: her liver and they gave her about ten years, but
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: then within a month, it spread to her lymph nodes
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  Speaker 3: and her bones, and after that they gave her five
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  Speaker 3: years max. So after hearing that and dealing with all
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: that was going on, it's hard. But every day I
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  Speaker 3: look forward to hearing the show and it kind of
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  Speaker 3: makes me forget every once in a while. So I
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  Speaker 3: just wanted to thank you and tell you how much
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  Speaker 3: I appreciate you guys, and keep up the good work.
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  Speaker 3: That is from Patrick k. Yeah. Well Patrick, you know
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  Speaker 3: hang in there man. As a fellow with a mom
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  Speaker 3: who's you know, been diagnosed with cancer man back in
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  Speaker 3: two thousand and at the time I just found out
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  Speaker 3: about this not long ago. They had originally had told
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  Speaker 3: her probably five years.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, you know.
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  Speaker 3: And and here she is, she's been a remission for
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  Speaker 3: over twenty years.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: And to this point, like now, her doctor says that
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  Speaker 3: you're not going to die from this, you know, you're
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  Speaker 3: you'll die for it'll be something else. Yeah, but it's
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  Speaker 3: not going to be from the non Hodgkins limp foma, right.
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  Speaker 3: And there's there's new treatments, there's different things all the time,
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  Speaker 3: and I know it's freaky and everything out there. My
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  Speaker 3: mom's was caught at stage four. Oh and so yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was uh and I didn't realize because you know,
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't told number one and didn't know anything about it. Really,
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  Speaker 3: I was only told you know what I got from her.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, so just just hang in there, man. It's
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  Speaker 3: it's tough, it's scary, it sucks, but it's a it's
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  Speaker 3: cool that you get to, you know, be there with
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  Speaker 3: her and you're you know, it seems like you're taking
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  Speaker 3: advantage of the time that you got.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're there with her, there with you.
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  Speaker 3: Either way, it won't be wasted time. Yeah, after hours.
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  Speaker 3: Voicemails eight seven seven forty four Woodie, this one apologizing
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  Speaker 3: for being creepy because he gave a woman roses.
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  Speaker 5: I'd like to disclose that I did some creepy years back,
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  Speaker 5: you know, before Internet. I picked up rose. I gave
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  Speaker 5: it to this girl and said, I like you, would.
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  Speaker 2: You like to go out?
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  Speaker 10: And I realized how.
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  Speaker 2: Creepy that was.
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  Speaker 5: And I'd like to apologize to every woman whom I've
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  Speaker 5: ever was nice too, yeah or anything of that kind.
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  Speaker 10: Sincerely.
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  Speaker 3: Look, now you're getting ladies, is what's happened? Now you're
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: getting guys apologizing for being nice exactly.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Look, this is what it's a little.
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  Speaker 4: It's a little insund sorry that I followed you home.
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  Speaker 2: My bad.
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  Speaker 3: You got them safely, Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 13: Look we're getting those tests of robots. We're gonna be
• 15:44
  Speaker 13: having sex with them pretty soon.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody will be happy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, hell yeah. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
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  Speaker 3: that's eight seven seven forty four Woody.
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  Speaker 10: Hello show. I think it was Sammy or maybe more.
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  Speaker 10: I watched Let's Make a Deal almost every day when
• 16:04
  Speaker 10: I get home from work, and they give these trips
• 16:07
  Speaker 10: to Iceland out and these little glass bubbles. If you're
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  Speaker 10: not going there to be intimate with each other, you
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  Speaker 10: have to be out of your mind.
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  Speaker 15: What else is there to do? Iceland Northern Lights, a
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  Speaker 15: giant glass bubble and the only thing in it is
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  Speaker 15: a bed. It's made dad sex. Anybody who's anybody would
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  Speaker 15: want to get lad that's it, Jersey Jim out By.
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  Speaker 3: I love it. Kind of sounds like.
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  Speaker 2: The beginning was the.
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  Speaker 3: Getting you can do that? Read that dude.
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  Speaker 13: Once he got home after like going on that TRIVI
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  Speaker 13: with Sammy, He's like, well that was a waste of time.
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  Speaker 11: Girl up, not a waste of time. We saw the
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  Speaker 11: Northern Lights. That that was the purpose.
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  Speaker 3: It's a weird thing to do. Eight seven seven forty
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  Speaker 3: four Woody after hours voicemails. Look at.
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  Speaker 16: Sounds oh ny, yay, I've been I've been.
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  Speaker 3: Cutting down on cutting down.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of coming back.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I did know.
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  Speaker 4: I wait till after the show and then I'll.
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  Speaker 3: Do like one or two did I do before you today?
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  Speaker 4: I didn't even notice.
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  Speaker 3: Get one more email or sorry voicemail here eight seven
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  Speaker 3: seven forty four. This guy's nickname is little slur, little slur,
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  Speaker 3: little slur.
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  Speaker 8: A little slur. I just wanting to you know that
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  Speaker 8: that was over what job doing. Yeah, I'll talk a
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  Speaker 8: whole bout some cool dames. Your show would be so
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  Speaker 8: much better by John. I mean if you open this
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  Speaker 8: topic and oh, this is something cool, well it's me
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  Speaker 8: no slur and the thing here, then you know that
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  Speaker 8: the generic Gepting Crunch is someone better.
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  Speaker 10: Than the main brander.
• 18:21
  Speaker 8: I don't know doing my thing all day. That is
• 18:23
  Speaker 8: that I got La Stave greasy all right.
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  Speaker 3: The only thing I got out of it is he
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  Speaker 3: likes the show. Number one, He says, the generic Captain
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  Speaker 3: Crunch is better than the brand Captain g right.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: I think they got the name right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: A couple of things. No slur, little slur your favorite listener, right,
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  Speaker 3: and Jersey Jim. Yeah, and Jersey Jim.
• 18:44
  Speaker 13: Jersey's down there as well. And a little slur little slur.
• 18:47
  Speaker 13: Definitely a juggle like both those guys.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Well, leave us an Afterrivers voice, but anytime
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  Speaker 3: after ten am until the next morning we'll get on
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  Speaker 3: call in during the show. Emails you can send those
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  Speaker 3: over to email at the Woodieshow dot com. The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: Pretty pretty good, I got to talk, I got up
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: all right time. Four round of dad jokes everybody. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: if you got a good dad joke for us, give
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  Speaker 3: us a call eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: eighty seven seven forty four, Woody. Or do you what
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: a lot of people have already done. They're texting their
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: dad jokes over to two two nine eight seven. Anybody
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: want to start here in the room, we can just
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: jump right into it.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Start with one. You know you're getting my house renovated.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: I asked my contractor how much the chimney would cost
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: He said nothing, It'll be on the house.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, wyo.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: I was happy about that.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Question for you bet?
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? How
• 19:51
  Speaker 7: you follow the fresh Prince?
• 19:53
  Speaker 8: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: H I couldn't come up with that, but yeah, that's it.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: That's a good one. Classic. I have one.
• 19:59
  Speaker 13: Why did the for bringing a ladder to the course?
• 20:01
  Speaker 13: Why to reach new heights in his performance?
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  Speaker 8: That?
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a good one, you guys. Another one?
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: What he felt his presence?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Another one? You got another one? Menace?
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  Speaker 17: Yea?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 20:23
  Speaker 13: Why do golfers always claim clam during a round of golf?
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Wait? What?
• 20:30
  Speaker 13: Why do golf? Why do golfers always calm during a girl?
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: I never.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: Got to know it.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Now we have to know it.
• 20:43
  Speaker 13: Why was the golfer always calm during a round of golf?
• 20:48
  Speaker 13: Why he had a steady hand?
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: Who, buddy, I'll be here all night. I will to
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: try to figure it out. It's a thinker, Yeah, it
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: is a thinker.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: Eight forty four. Let's go to Nika. Good morning Nika.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Hi guy? All right, so dad joke, I need you
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: to respond, it's the only way it works.
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, okay.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: What's the pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?
• 21:22
  Speaker 18: R ah?
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: You think it'd be our, but oh it's that ease
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: see classics.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, you can, thank you, Paul, appreciate you.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Listen to show by all. Let's go to Leonardo. Good morning, Leonardo.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: What do you showy?
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: Hi, what's your dad jokey?
• 21:42
  Speaker 18: What?
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir?
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dabi?
• 21:51
  Speaker 8: What?
• 21:52
  Speaker 10: Well? In Dubai they don't like the flintstones.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Alright, yeah, all right, let's go to Let's go to Amanda.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Good morning, Amanda, Amanda Hio morning.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Morning jokes.
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: Why was the baby ant so confused?
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Why was the baby ant so confused?
• 22:16
  Speaker 18: Why because all of his uncles were ants?
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, you know I never heard that. One's a good
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: one man. Thank you for the call. Appreciate listen to
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: what you show. Let's go to Ray. What's up Ray?
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: Good morning Friday, Ray. What's your dad joke?
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: What's the difference between a hippo and all?
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, what's the difference between the hippo and the zippo.
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: What, well, the hippo is really big and really heavy,
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: and the zippo is a little lighter, a little.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Because the ways you guys get that one. Thank you lighter?
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  Speaker 10: All right?
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: How about this one? You guys want to hear a
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: joke about construction? Yes, you'll have to wait. I'm still
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: working on it.
• 23:07
  Speaker 13: Oh why did the golfer carry us a special umbrella?
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 23:15
  Speaker 13: Because of a forecast?
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Because of a forecast forecast, I.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: Stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. It
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: dawned on me.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: I went to go on a diet, but I feel
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: like I just have way too much on my plate
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: right now. So let's go to uh, Tommy, Hey, good morning, Tommy,
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: good morning, good morning. All right, dad joke?
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: What do you got?
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  Speaker 10: All right? It's my favorite one.
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: What do you call the melon that wasn't allowed to
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: get married?
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: What do you call the melon that wasn't allowed to
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: get married?
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: What a cancel out cantal?
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: I can't do? All right, Tommy, me, thank you for
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: the calls. Go to Gary.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: What's up? Gear Bear?
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: There?
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: Hey, what's up Woody show? Hey?
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Alright, So Friday, dad jokes all.
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: Right, what's brown and sticky?
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: And you'll find it in the woods. Uh. I was
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: gonna say, dear Pip, what we're still doing that one? Okaye?
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Was an actual joke? Gary, thank you? What do you
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: call a moose with no name? What anony moose?
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 24:31
  Speaker 7: What do a tick in the Eiffel Tower have in common?
• 24:35
  Speaker 7: They're both Paris sites?
• 24:38
  Speaker 10: Who?
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: How do you make Hudwiser woody?
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Hell?
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Send them to school?
• 24:46
  Speaker 11: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pen?
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 24:49
  Speaker 11: Because it's pointless.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Let's say hi to John. Good morning, John, pencil a little
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: bit better? John? Are you there?
• 24:57
  Speaker 10: I'm here? You're right?
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we got your dad jokes? What got all right?
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Dad joke?
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: What did the contractors say when the house fell on them?
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: What did the contractors say when the house fell on him?
• 25:07
  Speaker 8: What?
• 25:09
  Speaker 15: Get off me home?
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: All right? John? Thank you for the calls. Go to Nick, Nick,
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: what's your dad joke?
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: By? When does a joke become a dad joke?
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: When when it becomes a parent? That one became apparent
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: to me. Oh, I have a question. Yeah, what's that?
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Where do fish spend their money? It's not a golf
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: you kind of had?
• 25:35
  Speaker 13: Okay, what is it the fish. Yeah, yeah, Where does
• 25:38
  Speaker 13: the money?
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Where they spend them? Where do they spend their money?
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: In a river bank? I was gonna say the golf
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: course spend their money the clubhouse. After the back nine,
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: I thought, maybe we're going to get tricked back into
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: a golf one seas. You have a good dad joke
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: for us.
• 25:55
  Speaker 18: It's got the best I got mensa jokes. A Greek
• 25:58
  Speaker 18: professor goes to a tailor to have his pants. Men,
• 26:00
  Speaker 18: did the Taylor asks you rip these? The professor answers yes,
• 26:07
  Speaker 18: umenities a.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: Greek play getting Steve? Good morning, Steve?
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: All right, good morning. Why can't you left out loud
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: in Hawaii?
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Why you can only do a looha? Aloha, Helloa helloa?
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: All right? How about this one? What did the caretaker
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? What
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: supplies you guys?
• 26:38
  Speaker 7: I was reading this book about anti gravity It is
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: impossible to put down.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, this furniture store keeps calling me. All I
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: wanted was one night stand. If a child refused to
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: sleep during naptime, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
• 26:55
  Speaker 13: I like that?
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 26:58
  Speaker 7: I only know twenty five letters of the alphabet. I
• 27:01
  Speaker 7: don't know why?
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: All right? Well, this went off to text eight o eight.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: What is Peter Pan's favorite place to eat? Out where Wendy's.
• 27:13
  Speaker 10: All right?
• 27:14
  Speaker 13: Why do golf announcers whisper? Oh, we're back to golf?
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Okay? So why do golf announcers whisper?
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Why? Minus?
• 27:21
  Speaker 13: Because they don't want the people watching to wake up?
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Oh right, it's boring. My dad loves Let's go to Ryan. Hey,
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: good morning, Ryan, Hey, good morning, good morning?
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: What's your dad joke?
• 27:36
  Speaker 15: My wife asked me if I've seen the dog bull?
• 27:38
  Speaker 8: I said no, I didn't know he could.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Get it yet? It all right, Megan? Your next?
• 27:45
  Speaker 17: Uh?
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Why is your dad joke?
• 27:48
  Speaker 13: All right?
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: What do you call a dog magician? What do you
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: call a dog magician?
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: What allowed her to dabrador?
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Megan?
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: Take you for to call appreciate listening to wood show?
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: Hi by this one? Why won't dads buy velcro because
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: it's a ripoff?
• 28:07
  Speaker 10: Who?
• 28:09
  Speaker 15: Uh?
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: This is from the five six two? What do a
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: gynecologist and a door dash driver have in common? What
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: they can both smell it, but they can't eat it?
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Hudding man like that one? What does a cow use
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: to do math? What a calculator?
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: I think a.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Five? Four one? What does a woman in an airplane?
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: What does a woman and an airplane have in common?
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: They both have a cockpit?
• 28:40
  Speaker 10: Eight?
• 28:40
  Speaker 8: One?
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Seven? Why do dads take an extra pair of socks
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: when they go to play golf? Med? Here we go,
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: what's it up? Man? Seven? Steal in your thunder in
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: case they get a hole in one?
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: This one from the seven? One four? Where do you
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: take someone hurt in a game of peekaboo? Where to
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: the ICU? Let's see? How about this one? For the
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: longest time I couldn't figure out how my seat belt worked,
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: but then it clicked. Uh, let's see this one says Uh,
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: you got to really hand it to short people. Sammy, Yes,
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: they can't reach it. I have a have a question.
• 29:25
  Speaker 13: Yeah, where do you find a golfer on a Friday
• 29:27
  Speaker 13: night where clubbing?
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: What do you call a pig that knows karate pork chop?
• 29:38
  Speaker 10: In here?
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: I'll give you a give a couple more off the
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: off the text, Alejandro says, do you know that Cardi
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: B has a twin sister that likes to work out
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: a lot? Her name's cardio. What's the best thing about
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: orcas they do a killer whale impression?
• 29:57
  Speaker 17: Uh?
• 29:57
  Speaker 18: Eight?
• 29:57
  Speaker 10: One?
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: Seven? Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands because they're extinct?
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: What do you call it? Bunny with fleas bugs? Bunny?
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: I tripped over a box of Kleenex. I thought I
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: broke my ankle. Turns out it was just soft tissue damage.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Chris and New Orleans, thank you? Yeah, and then this
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: one makes a good point nine nine. Are you guys
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: taking these jokes from Nebraska because they're kind of corny?
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: Take us out with one last dad joke? Knock knock?
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Who's there? Comet Haley?
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: Comt Hailey? Play me in as?
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Wow? Usually you're pretty good.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: Can I go out with one?
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: How many tentacles?
• 30:55
  Speaker 13: Hello?
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Who's lesbian's favorite baseball player?
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: The text? Seven?
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Lenny Dykstra shout to Lenny. All right, Mennis one more, Okay,
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna give you the honor this week.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: You've been killing it with these golf jokes. Thank you.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: H Are you a scratch golfer? Uh?
• 31:15
  Speaker 13: No, No, Well I know I am because every time
• 31:18
  Speaker 13: I hit the ball.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: I scratched my head wondering where it went.
• 31:22
  Speaker 8: Who.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: All right, there you go, there's your Dann jokes. Everybody
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: shout out to golf just in time to a Woody
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Show is back and we are into another new hour
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Here on a
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Friday morning, Happy Friday, hayo to y'all. We are the
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: Woody Show. What that's great? Gor, there's what is that?
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Buddy Gina, good morning to you. I would be Friday, Sammy.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: Friday is sea many you got the phones open eight
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: seven seven forty four, You can hit us up with
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  Speaker 3: whatever you got on a text Friday check in over
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  Speaker 3: to two to nine eighty seven h seven two four,
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: checking in saying hey, good morning. Question should I post
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: on OnlyFans about my webbed feet?
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Both feet? I have men's size eleven?
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Oh wow damn Yeah.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Number one in mount Leviton shout out to mal levianon
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah Levin, who needs that money?
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: You were into that?
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Why not do it? Yeah?
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, hey, if you can make some money doing
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: I mean they are the footbe board nuts. Yeah yeah,
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: web feed I don't know, I mean, you don't even
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: got to show your face. Are they into ugly feet?
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: Are they into like just this is like beautiful feet only.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: I have the beholder. Probably the uglier the better.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Maybe, I don't know.
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: Look at the when they cross over each other, like
• 32:55
  Speaker 7: they're crossing their legs.
• 32:56
  Speaker 13: Have you seen toes like that?
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: No?
• 32:57
  Speaker 13: I think that's bronze foot, right, I don't know. I
• 33:01
  Speaker 13: have no idea what lebron James. Wasn't there like something
• 33:05
  Speaker 13: about that? Was it him or somebody else? All my
• 33:09
  Speaker 13: foot news? I just know, like, for whatever reason, the
• 33:12
  Speaker 13: feet thing. But I always figured it was like the
• 33:15
  Speaker 13: way the foot looks in a shoe, or you know,
• 33:18
  Speaker 13: like because they look good, like they're they have their
• 33:21
  Speaker 13: painted up or I don't know, you know, not like disgusting.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: What's that show you were watching? Menace?
• 33:27
  Speaker 13: There was like, oh yeah that was rude basically doctor
• 33:32
  Speaker 13: Pimple popular but for feet, for.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Feet, So you'd probably like that, Gina.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: In a way, I'm jealous of feet people, because what
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: could be an easier thing to see that turns you on? Yeah? Right,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: I mean how can you not see feet? People? Like
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: we've said a thousand times, go to the beach showing
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: you're junk looking at any pictures see feet, Like if
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: I earned on by feet, the world would be a
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: buffet of hotness.
• 33:57
  Speaker 13: I don't get that people are over dramatic about seeing feet. Yeah,
• 34:00
  Speaker 13: that is odd to me. But the thing that does
• 34:02
  Speaker 13: creep me out is those toe socks because shoes.
• 34:07
  Speaker 7: Remember, yeah, do not, and I repeat, do not google
• 34:11
  Speaker 7: the tobro.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Is on Instagram. It's a whole account. I just googled
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: it and I've seen some stuff. Menace has sent me something.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: I'm out.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: It's foul.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: It's pretty bad.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but yeah, shout out to Mount Lebanon. Yeah
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: you know, have you know I'm a class of ninety five.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: Just got some email from them the other day, some alumni. Yeahah,
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: reunion time. I don't know if it's reunion that they
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: wanted me to sign up for something where everybody can
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: kind of keep in touch and you pay like some
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: some fee or something like that.
• 34:42
  Speaker 11: Yeah, next year's your thirtieth.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: I wonder I wonder if they hit up Mark Cuban
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: with the same thing, because he's a Mount Lebanon. Oh
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: guy alumni. He graduated the same class as my mother.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: That's amazing, love.
• 34:54
  Speaker 13: I think they would be desperate for him to come by.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: All right, that's pretty cool. He could fund the whole thing,
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: you know, yes, eight seven seven forty four Woodie hit
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: us up of the text over to two to nine
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: eight seven got the duy q. It's our dumb ass
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  Speaker 3: contest or chance to win something this hour that's coming
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: up right now, your Friday Fail store. All right, ladies
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for your Friday
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Fail start. All these people thoughts they had the perfect plan,
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: the planet could never go wrong. But somewhere along the
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: line it went from being a great idea to one
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: big stake in mega uber ult.
• 36:24
  Speaker 13: That's not too bad, all right, I mean, you know
• 36:27
  Speaker 13: beautiful yeah yeah, seven yeah, okay, yeah, It's.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: Far from perfect, but it's far from terrible. This one
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: is from a Westwood, Ohio where you got this chick,
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Kathleen Geiger. She was hanging out in this apartment complex
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: when her buddy Arthur, you know, there's joking around, and
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: at one point Arthur jokingly requested Kathleen shoot him, you know,
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: like fun, yeah, fun.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: So Kathleen's like, oh good, correct and did it because
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: she believed that the gun was empty. But unfortunately the
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: gun wasn't empty. She actually shot him and he died.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: I'm not buying.
• 37:04
  Speaker 7: I'm not buying this story. My friend asked me to
• 37:06
  Speaker 7: shoot him. I thought it was blanks.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, catheen charged with recklessly causing Arthur's death and now
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: calls fail jail good sale.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm gonna do should I ever shoot and
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: kill someone.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: They asked me to and told me it was blank.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: This last one here is one of my favorites of
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: the week is from Abilene, Texas, where you got this
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: fella Casey Miguel Ronaldo Ray Sorez. He goes to a
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: family dollar store, goes to rob it, walks in, acts
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: like he's got a gun, told the clerk that, you know, hey,
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: give me the money. Clerk says, hey, the register won't
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: open unless a purchase is made. So Casey is like,
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: oh okay, buys some nail clippers. So the clerk rings
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: up the transaction. The register does you know, it pops open,
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: but the employee quickly closed the cash straw as soon
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: as it opened. So now Casey is frustrated, storms out
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: empty handed, well except for those super sweet nail clippers,
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: and he was just bought, and he bought fair saquer.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: The cops are called Casey arrested and during questioning he
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: admitted to pretending to having a gun while trying to
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: rob the place. Charged with the robbery and resisting arrest.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: He was taking the fail jail. My favorite part is
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: not only did he not get anything, he purchased nail
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: clippers and he gave that money. He lost money on
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: the whole idiot.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: I wonder how many times they could have done that.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: He closed the rest, Sorry, you got to buy something else.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: Ticktock. All right, we're gonna take a quick break. We
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: got the Duyq that's coming up next. If you'd like
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: to be our contest and go ahead and give us
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: a call. That number is eight seven seven forty four Woody.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: It's just another random drunk that he talked to asking
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: some trivia questions on All you got to do to
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: guests and win on this contest is try to figure
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: out the drunk person. We'll get the answer right or wrong.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: If you could do that two times out of three,
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: you're gonna be the winner of the Duyq, which we're
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: playing next. Eight seven seven forty four Woody. Call nowt
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: you play right back? All right, time for today's dumb
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: ass contest you guys Friday morning, so we all know
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: what that's gonna be. No surprise here, It's time to
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: play the d You do you want? You you've asked
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: explain the game to everybody?
• 39:25
  Speaker 18: Police, I asked a drunk. That's very important to a
• 39:28
  Speaker 18: drunk easy trivia questions. The game is, well, are they
• 39:31
  Speaker 18: so drunk they don't know the answer to these? Otherwise
• 39:34
  Speaker 18: completely obvious, completely everybody can get them easier trivia question.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: I mean I did pretty well last week. You're done?
• 39:40
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: You did?
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: You did as much tequila as I had had, And
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: as an embarrassing as I was in that event, I
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: still did pretty well.
• 39:46
  Speaker 18: Yeah, he answered the questions now on stage he was
• 39:48
  Speaker 18: a mess, exactly.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: You play the game by guessing aaron questions. If you
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: gets whether they know two times out of three, you win.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: Eight seven seven four wolding. Let's say hello to Phil. Hey,
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: good morning, Phil, Phil, Hello, good morning, good morning. How's
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: everything in the seven two four this morning?
• 40:06
  Speaker 15: It's fogging good?
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: All right, Well, let's get into the game. It's called
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: the d uy Q. And before we get to the questions.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: It actually count. We're gonna get to know the drunk
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: a little bit better. What do we have here?
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Sea best?
• 40:16
  Speaker 18: Or you visit a friend of ours, Miriam, and ask
• 40:19
  Speaker 18: her some new questions and some questions about how she
• 40:22
  Speaker 18: found the man of her dreams.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Oh babe, all right, here's Miriam.
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: How'd you fall in love with your boyfriend?
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: He has a big.
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: How did you find out about that?
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: Because three days later, three days after you met him,
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: you had sex with him? Where did he take you
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: on your first date? Beer?
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: That was enough?
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: That was enough?
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Buying beer?
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: You buying beer? And I'm the one?
• 40:49
  Speaker 6: Okay, So I have a beer in a big penis
• 40:50
  Speaker 6: that's all I need?
• 40:51
  Speaker 15: Big?
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: All right? All right?
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: What was your da beer?
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: Where'd he take you? Beer? Four beer out four beers?
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: He took me beer?
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's right?
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Phil, Well that's that's Miriam. Clearly she's
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: been having a great time. She's losing her voice, she's
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: super drunk.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: It's just super lucky.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: All right. So we're gonna get into these questions again.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: You just got to guess whether she gets the answer
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: right or not. Are you ready for question number one?
• 41:24
  Speaker 10: I'm ready?
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: All right, d u y q.
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: Evendy one of the US presidential cabinets.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: All right, I think this should be a pretty easy answer.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: Everybody's on. I mean, would argue that all of them
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: are right. Yeah, I would say that Miriam will not know.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: I'm getting that she's pretty blitzed. Uh, I'll say yes.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: For Sammy, I will say yes four minutes. I'm gonna.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say yes for both of them. Know, for Miriam,
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: Greg Gory.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: I'm hmm, I'm feeling a triple no here for some reason,
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: a trip no. Yeah, Okay, I'm gonna stick with it.
• 42:04
  Speaker 7: Gina g I'm giving it to Sammy and go and
• 42:07
  Speaker 7: know for everybody else.
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: Do you hear that?
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Great, she's gonna give it to Sammy.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, do it right?
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: Menace and Sammy? What do you think about our drunk
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: friend Miriam? Will she get it?
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: No?
• 42:22
  Speaker 18: No?
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: All right? Phil? What do you think yes or no?
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: On Miriam? No? All right? Question number one? See how
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Menace does first one.
• 42:30
  Speaker 18: Of the US presidential cabinets efficiency. He's talking about the
• 42:36
  Speaker 18: new doze that's not a cabinet office though not with
• 42:40
  Speaker 18: like Elon Musk and Vivic.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: No department cabinet. Uh, sammy Congress, Congress, what congress you have?
• 42:54
  Speaker 18: You have secretaries of so Agriculture, Commerce, defects.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: All these people are getting nomine right now, Attorney jo
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: jf K.
• 43:02
  Speaker 13: Because initially I was going to say f T A
• 43:05
  Speaker 13: would that's.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: The agency the agent so like those would probably be
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: a federal agency.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah whatever what however it.
• 43:13
  Speaker 18: Happens to formulate itself all right, but it's still not
• 43:15
  Speaker 18: anything yet by any means.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: And what about JFK r f K r K. Yeah no,
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: he said j f K. And there's a cabinet called JFK.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: Maybe sometimes like the name of ben Chapter. A couple
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: used to sit there all the time. You didn't have
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: a cabinet in the White House. The JFK, the JFK cabinet,
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: that's the credenza in the White House.
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: I've always thought about that, would you when I die?
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: I would love to have a bench named after you?
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: Would or some plaque near a tree. How about like
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: a like a brick a walkway?
• 43:53
  Speaker 8: Good?
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, be good and uh and blaze it.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: And that's the one bench means he made it, you know, bench.
• 44:03
  Speaker 18: He could be none of those kindness benches I saw
• 44:04
  Speaker 18: in England where they're designed to be have a pleasant conversation.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: God like on after life.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: I was gonna start on things.
• 44:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: Phil said that Miriam would not get this, and if
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: that's the case, he'll have his first point here in
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: this round of the d U i Q.
• 44:21
  Speaker 6: One of the US presidential cabinets.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Was that gay gown the cabinet, that bitch with the
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: only face.
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: Yep, yeah, but he's not a bitch with an ugly face,
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: does he?
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Well, he's the gay dude subjective.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: Maybe maybe I'm saying that maybe she doesn't find him attractive,
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: that's her opinion? Really does?
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: He's quite elfin.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: Kind of labyrinth ask.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, congratulations, dude, you are on the board. Phil, you
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: got one point here in this round of the d
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: U y Q.
• 44:57
  Speaker 18: Question number two, A circle could be divided into how
• 45:01
  Speaker 18: many degrees?
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: All right? A circle, you can hear that again, can
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: be divided into how many degrees? You guys got this
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: all right? You'd think. Let's see, I will.
• 45:14
  Speaker 13: Say Congress and.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: Wait, is that called DOSEE? The efficiency thing that's short
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: for dose? Why to keep on saying DOE the Department
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: of Governmental Government? Oh, it is Okay, but that is
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: that what they're calling it? Is that just kind of
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: what the media is run with. I can't I can imagine.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: That's what they're calling it.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Doesn't that already belong to like doge coin?
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: I think that's the joke.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: You know that I'm saying, Joe, because I don't think
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: that's what they're really calling it, right, I mean, yeah.
• 45:45
  Speaker 7: That conversation actually see best you might know this. I
• 45:50
  Speaker 7: heard from another elon stand that the reason why the
• 45:53
  Speaker 7: Teslas were named like the Tesla s the test sixty.
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: Okay, so that sounds like something.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Model asked the Model three, the X and the Model Y.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: I use the word stand, but yes, that's correct. Yeah, right,
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: let's see. I will say that menace will get it?
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: Oh god, I yes, both. It's got to be yes
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: for both, right, I think so? Yeah, I'll say no
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: for Miriam. Right, but I'm gonna go once again yes
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: for both of these guys, Gina, I.
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: Would like to go that way. Maybe I'm just feeling
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: extra cynical this morning.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go triple no, triple no, Greg, you
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: agree with me?
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, guess in this room no to Miriam? All right, Phil,
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: what do.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: You think I'm going no. No. Question number two for
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: the du i Q.
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: A circle could be divided into how many.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: Degrees menace one hundred and eighty, one hundred and eighty sammy.
• 46:52
  Speaker 11: Three and sixty three sixty years the answer I wrote down?
• 46:58
  Speaker 13: Should put three six, and I'll stick with my half
• 47:00
  Speaker 13: circle half circle.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: It could be he could be divided into one hundred.
• 47:04
  Speaker 11: Because he divided it.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: When people it's one of the most common things that
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: people will say, like, oh, dude, I did a I
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: did a I did a three sixty on that. I
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: used to think I used to think X Y Z,
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: but then I did a three sixty on it, and
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: now I believe the opposite.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: I believe the same thing exactly.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: You've come full circle on that.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: I was so mad. I did a three sixty and
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: walked right out, so you went right back in.
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: Well, Phil has guessed that Miriam will not get this,
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: and if that is the case, he'll be the winner.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: Here On the d u y Q. Question number two, a.
• 47:36
  Speaker 18: Circle could be divided into how many degrees one.
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: Two, three?
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: Well, he congratulations.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: In it.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: You're the winner of the d u i Q. Congratulations Phil,
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: and we appreciate, appreciate you listening to the Woody Show.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Keep telling everybody about the show and get him listening
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: to the station, and have yourself a great weekend. Okay, okay,
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: thank you man. Hang on, we'll get all your info.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: We're gonna get that from you now. Phil made short
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: work of all that. Yeah, but we do have one
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: more question, just for funzius.
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: Question number three, the test letter at the English alphabet is.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: What all right?
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: Can you deal without using your hands? Okay? Scratch paper please? Okay?
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: Did you get it? I think I did without using
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: your hands? Did you use your hands?
• 48:33
  Speaker 11: I used my hands before?
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, are you gonna do it?
• 48:38
  Speaker 9: What do you mean? That's not cheating?
• 48:39
  Speaker 6: What do you mean?
• 48:40
  Speaker 9: Question?
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: You figure it out in your brain.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: You don't finger it out. You figure it out. I'm
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: being honest with my answer. Yeah, you want to say it?
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Well this guests first, Okay, I'm gonna go.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: You could use whatever you want menace because she she
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: already did it.
• 48:57
  Speaker 11: Well, I I'll be honest.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: So we have one encounter and one non counter.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: I like, let's just let's just how about this, let's
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: just get let's just guess on Miriam yes, okay, so
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: you think she'll.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Get it, I'm going triple.
• 49:10
  Speaker 9: Are you serious?
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: I'm going no on Miriam still? Really yeah? No way
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: she went one two three, yeah, one three I didn't
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: have There was no restrictions on how she could figure. Yeah,
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: all right, so I'm gonna say no for her. No
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: h What do you guys think? Yes or no? No?
• 49:26
  Speaker 14: No?
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Alright?
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Question number three.
• 49:29
  Speaker 6: The tenth letter at the English alphabet is what.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: Menace P P using your hands? Can you do it?
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: What's what? What's your h I j K I don't know? Yeah,
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: so why did you keep on keep going?
• 49:46
  Speaker 13: I don't know what's I was counting it in my head.
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: So what is it?
• 49:49
  Speaker 13: What's the tenth? A, B, C, D E F G
• 49:52
  Speaker 13: H I j k L.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: You are going way too.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Even with your fingers.
• 49:59
  Speaker 11: You're talking fast on your count.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, your fingers are usually how I am seconds.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: Thousand miles a minute. Man, You know I can't stop,
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: won't stop. This could be the easiest question you've ever
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: had down. Super smart is not important to me? No, no, no, no.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: This is different than yeah.
• 50:19
  Speaker 13: This is like I don't take any value in that.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: This is just like, dude, nerds, you know, yeah, I
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: don't look like that.
• 50:31
  Speaker 13: It doesn't make me feel better about myself.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: No, no, this shouldn't. I'm just I'm just being honest.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah I know, I know, but I'm saying, just for
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: a minute, just for a minute, cut the power on
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: the menace excuse generator and just think about it for
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: a second.
• 50:47
  Speaker 13: Honest with you. And the answer is k okay?
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: You think K is the tenth letter of the alphabet,
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: even using your fingers? Honestly, look me in the eyes, please,
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: I am Are you serious?
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: Can you do it one more time? Yeah?
• 51:02
  Speaker 7: Slow h I just circling around it.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: He's going like this A B, C, D E F gun.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: This is not smart.
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: This is like coordination motor skills.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: This is kind of I'll be honest, like a little worrisome.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: I agree? Like he really? How about that? Took about
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: j about? How about yourself? Is that what you came
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: up with on the first try?
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: Genius?
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Holy ish? Was are you guys feeling okay? Are we
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: feel worried? This is actually worries to do a work up,
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: Like when you can't even do it by using your fingers,
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: that's very worried. You guys feel smart? I don't see
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: I'm saying I feel base like step. I feel like
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: I'm place it down and just very carefully. When do
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: you learn the step from the ministers? Generate for one second?
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: You keep on saying that, But I'm just giving you honesty.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: I don't think you are.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: I don't think you are.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: No, all right, No, we had a lot of techt
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: your set up right now. That means I don't know,
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: because that's oh no, I would totally pass.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: It's like an intervention level.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a high defense MECHANI did you.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: Hit the parking lot with Vaughn before you walked in
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: here this morning? No?
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: Are you sure?
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: I'm talking with you with complete honesty?
• 52:26
  Speaker 18: What doctor?
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: Would we send him to?
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: A neurologist? Yeah? For sure, for sure.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: I watched that Aaron Hernandez show and when he died,
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: they cut up and his skull, took his brain out
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: and studied it, and they said, had he not died,
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: he would have been completely incapacitated within ten years.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, died.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: They need to study your brain.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: Post war even still like I think minimum and MRI. Yeah, something,
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: make sure it lights up in the right places, lights
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: up at all.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: Call the doctor.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: And say it took about the tress Christmas lights one
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: missing and you're trying to figure out like which one
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: is the bad one?
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 53:05
  Speaker 8: Is?
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: I hope you know?
• 53:06
  Speaker 7: And I think I'm right. I think I speak for
• 53:08
  Speaker 7: it when I say like, we're not kidding, right, like.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: We was actually legitimately concerning, because they can. They can.
• 53:15
  Speaker 18: They can give you like exercises and things to do
• 53:17
  Speaker 18: to help either stop it even occupation there, but you're
• 53:21
  Speaker 18: not high.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: No, I'm fine, like legit.
• 53:24
  Speaker 13: Yeah, okay, all right, well there's the do you want
• 53:28
  Speaker 13: to everybody?
• 53:29
  Speaker 8: Oh good, Miriam?
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm so distracted, are you?
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: Then?
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: I just don't care about sounding smart. Yeah, sounding super
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: smart and being super smart is just not important to me.
• 53:42
  Speaker 13: So I just decided to be much happier and you
• 53:45
  Speaker 13: sound less douchey joint thought word that's.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: Just general towards you. Okay, if you know the tenth letter,
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: you're such a So let's let's see.
• 53:58
  Speaker 13: Let's see bold star Gina, Let's see if Miriam gets it.
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: The test letter at the English alphabet is what a B.
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: C, D G J IMM should say?
• 54:10
  Speaker 6: Sure?
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: Did you should have?
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: Sure?
• 54:15
  Speaker 6: The test letter at the English alphabet.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: Is what a B C D A g J I
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: m mlg mL and you can.
• 54:25
  Speaker 6: You use that in a sentence?
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: I one, George, all right, I take it back. Then
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: it's your fine.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: Gray mannis what Gina, Sammy. I asked sea Bass to
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: come in here and join us for this, uh, this conversation,
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: but he refused. And I think you'll understand why in
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: a second. I think it's because he's too embarrassed, he says,
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: because it's not true. But I thought he might find
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: an interesting CNN did a report here recently on bald
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: Reddit and said how it might just be the nicest
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: place on the internet. Really, did you believe that? Because
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: Reddit typically not known for being kind.
• 55:10
  Speaker 13: Yeah, but it's other bald people getting together. I can't
• 55:13
  Speaker 13: imagine them being mean to each other.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: So there are about one hundred and forty three thousand
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: people on bald Reddit offering up advice, support, and encouragement
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: to the sea basses of the world. So guys they
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: post photos of their thinning hair and they ask if
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: they should take the plunge and shave it off.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: Oh good one.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: And then there's a second type of post. Guys will
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: unveil their freshly shaven bald heads with a photo. Dude.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: The support is insane looking people and this is the Internet.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, people are actually nice weird. Yeah, I made
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: a couple of notes. Quote, if there was a top
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: ten of bald glow ups, you'd be in there somewhere.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: This subreddit is wholesome and inspired me to go bald
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: for good. Just bros supporting bros here.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: That's good for mental health.
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: This is why I want to see Bass in here.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: I thought maybe he could, like, you know, take the leave.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: The group is founded in twenty eleven is now one
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: to reddits top two percent most popular subreddits. Some of
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: the subreddit rules include no ball bashing and to treat
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: the hair headed ones with kindness too. And oh, by
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: the way, and you cannot advocate for hair restoration in
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: the group. That's another about that. Yeah, so that's just
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: another one of the rules to keep this for I
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: guess what is possibly the nicest subreddit or whatever you
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: want to call in the history of the Internet. Huh
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: love that And I figured I thought Sea Bass mind
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: enjoy it, because make him feel better about himself when
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: you tell him her hands in the hair if you're
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: losing hair, when you're telling him he's balding. You tell
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: him he's balding and some topical seven using some real
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: game rogue game. They would appreciate that song.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: I know would.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: Appreciate that song of subreddit hanger good banned.
• 57:06
  Speaker 6: I think there's some shenanigans going on.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show is back and we start another new hour.
• 57:14
  Speaker 8: Woody.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: That's Greg, good morning, that's menace.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: He is right there. I know you do. I understand.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: Good morning to you. See man, I'm a professional. There's
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: Sammy morning. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: it's eight seven seven forty four.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: Woodie.
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: Hit us up with a text over to two to
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: ninety seven, looking for your participation here again this hour
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: because we have some Normally we do questions for the
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: fellas where the ladies of the Woody Show will help
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: us try to figure out what the hell's going on.
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: Because we've got questions.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, and then we'll give you some answers and
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: hopefully keep some inside. Now it's because Greg said he
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: has some questions for the ladies, specific one. So Greg, yeah,
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: Greg's got some specific ones. We were asking everybody to
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: send some in so I have some other questions that
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: the people have submitted for the ladies, and we'll bring
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: in you know Morgan, Yeah, we won't know. So it's
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: not just Gina and Sammy, right, it's uh, you know,
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: trust all the ladies that we that we have here
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: to try to get to the bottom. So it just
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: try to understand each other better.
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: We don't have to be like a doctor to answer these.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: Do we No?
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: Okay, I mean no, not the ones that that I
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: have that we're submitted. No, no, but great. You just
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: want to throw a couple out there and then what
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: we could do. Yeah, then and then just to think
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: it over first. Well yeah, I mean, like if you
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: if you want to answer.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: All right, Well one is, like I said, is incredibly
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: specific and it involves tamps.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, yeah, well no, of course, because I learned
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: so much the last time we talked about.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: Saw one and pretended to insert one and I learned
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: a lot. You know, how you try to make the
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: most of a bad situation. Like when I was a
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: kid and I broke my arm. At least you have
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: somebody your friend and sign your cast or whatever. You know,
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: it sucks that you broke your arm, but yeah, it's
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: cool you got your cast and you know, just making
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: the best of a bad situation. And then Sammy, you
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: once mentioned that you have to how should I phrase this,
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: uh replace slash change your tamp when you number two
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: because it might come out right nice. My question would be,
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: have you ever tried to just basically have fun with
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: a bad situation where you're like, I'm gonna make it
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: pop out or I'm gonna yeah, or I'm gonna Is that.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: The female equivalent of trying to hang a towel off
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: your exactly.
• 59:31
  Speaker 11: Off you do put a tamp like a baby yeah.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: Or like if you stand with your legs far apart
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: and kind of swing the string around, or like kind
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: of like wells right, exactly, like just try to have
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: fun with it even though it sucks.
• 59:46
  Speaker 11: No, I have not tried to do that.
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: Have you ever tied something to the end of it
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: and made it decorative?
• 59:50
  Speaker 15: Is that what.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: Your yeah made?
• 59:53
  Speaker 9: Some ornaments?
• 59:54
  Speaker 7: I just never realized that Christmas Christmas a little Christmas
• 59:59
  Speaker 7: ornament like a red ball.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever had any quote unquote fun
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: with my tampon. Really we've been missing.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: Out but dazzling at all.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: Sometimes it can.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 7: Be really I don't know saying if this is your
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 7: experience or any of the other ladies on here, it
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 7: can be really hard to pull out and you have
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 7: to like like like wrap it around your wrist when
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 7: it's dry, or just your muscles.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: Are like contracted, Like do you put your like one
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: foot up on the toilet and kind of use that
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: like to leverage.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: That's how you That's how you can That's how.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: You put it in. Yeah, if it's being real stubborn
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: about coming out, like.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like a lawnmower.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: I start.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 12: In this sense of greg when I say, you know,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 12: when you go number two in the pushing, it may
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 12: make it come out. It's not coming all the way out.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 12: It'll just be like a little bit and enough where
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 12: you'd have to pull it out, yeah, because otherwise it's
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 12: kind of just a little bit out.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 7: It can though, if we're getting graphic. There are times
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 7: where I've gone to the bathroom and I've left and
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 7: I'm like, my tampa's still it.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: It does happen, and then it's like, well, what do
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: I do now?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: Because just check what do you mean?
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 7: Because sometimes the string isn't like conveniently located and then
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 7: you're really just kind of.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 19: Oh yeah, yeah, have you ever loved the string?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm talking about.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought that's what the point of the string was.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: I thought it was like a search and rescue.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 11: So you don't have to stick your fingers.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I understand. But sometimes that I understand, but I
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: can't understand like how to get.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 7: Sometimes it goes caddy wampus. It doesn't have a weight
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 7: on the end of it, like sometimes it goes where
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 7: it goes.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: That's what That's what I'm saying, Like, put a weight on.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: That's what they need, like fishing, That's what I'm sing.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: Bait and just make them longer they can't bear. Yeah,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: like a little little charm like length.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 18: It's the fact that the material it is, it's not
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 18: a strong it'll bunch and get wet and stuff.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 13: I have a like non gross question about tampon. Is
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 13: there any like fashionable ones, like oh, all the cool
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 13: girls they use this brand like fashionable.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: It's in like a trendy the color cool brand. Yeah,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: like all the you know, like they make Stanley mugs, right, yeah, yeah,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: but then they make other ones that look like Stanley
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: mugs that are not Stanley mugs. That's cool to have
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: the Stanley.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Colors.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 12: I would argue the Tampax Pearl I would be in
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 12: that cat.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: I was just gonna say, I use the Tampax Pearl forever.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: I'm looking to get a lady a gift to just
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: make sure I get the pearl.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: Is that the in brand?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 6: Morgan?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: Is that what you'd say?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 9: I go for the sport Tampax Sport.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: What's the difference? What does that do?
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 9: I don't know. The Sport one seems like it's gonna
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 9: be more.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: Adaptable to Matt Black or something. Got spinners and running bolts,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: a lightning bolt on the it's got a special trim
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: to it. But I told you that they can only
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: get on the sport I have used.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 7: By well, not by accident. Was the only choice? Those
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 7: O B tampons no applicator. Your choices at that point exist.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: What was the other one that you hated recently? You
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: said you got one from like Whole Foods or something.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 7: It's like it's like a little teeny tiny cardboard tube
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 7: and nothing. It's just and it's it's really like it's
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 7: like if you were putting wool up there.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: Because I said, you said it was kind of like
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: a like a tree branch. It was slash like old newspapers,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: shredded up like just some hippie dippy thing like.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: The bottom of like a chicken coop, the compost.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: All right, so Greg started with a tampon tampon question.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: Of course, I think MENACE's question is good because you
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: think these companies would brand them better, like have a
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: limited edition color like.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: A Walmart exclusive. Yeah, you can like a cool collabeing
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: like skinny.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: Girl or something, you know, buy anything.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: This is a missed more charge on.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: This is more of a public service for the Tampa industry.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: Questions for the ladies. We got some other ones too,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: and if you got one, you could send a question.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: Doesn't have to be Tampa. They're just throwing that out there, right.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: I have a bunch of other ones that have nothing
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: to do with any as. It's not the whole thing
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: is about anyway. Questions for the ladies. That is next
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: here on the Woody Show, hang on.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 10: Whoa yeah.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: Right back?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 20: That is a beautiful boys funny.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: Asked questions for the ladies about all that you know?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: Absolutely all right, So Greg, he had a question right
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: before the break and then we'll get the answer on this.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: We got we got Morgan, we got Gina and Sammy
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: to help answer these questions and your second and this
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: is the last Tampa related questions. Thank god.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, just basically, when you have your first peer
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: and your mother makes it big deal out of it,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: wants to have a party or take you on to
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: lunch or celebrate, for lack of a better term, is
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: that a thing? And if it was a thing for you,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: was it mortified?
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 7: I don't know anyone who experienced that personally. I sure
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 7: as hell didn't.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: I have heard the term period party.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 7: Right, Yeah, and remember the Cosby Show had Woman's Day and.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: That was like a really big deal. Yeah, but that
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: that is wouldn't fly in my house.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 7: And no one explained anything to me. Thank god for
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 7: the public education system. I had no idea. I thought women,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 7: you know, you laid eggs. Nobody knew anything. I told
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 7: my mom. She was downstairs watching a movie. I was mortified.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 7: I didn't know what to do. I sat there just
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 7: staring at the TV for like a half an hour,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 7: and I was like, I stole my kurds and she's like, okay,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 7: you congratulations and then I was like, I think it's
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 7: because I had my period. And my mom goes, turns
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: off the TV and goes, okay, get somefine.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: Goes to the store, gets bad.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: That was my That was it.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: That was my period part.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: But no like conversation, no tutorial, And that is why
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: I'm more like, do you guys have any questions?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 12: Yeah, when I first started mine, I was I had
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 12: two older sisters, so it's not like I.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 11: Was the only girl bitch.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 12: So when I started mine, I remember telling my mom
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 12: and she just went, okay, well, then go grab a
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 12: pad like it was.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: It was just like about the time because like two
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: other sisters you get, you get those hand me down
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: tamps happened.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 12: Yeah, after that kind of first cycle, I went, I'm
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 12: done with pads.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: They're so annoying.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 12: And so I told my mom. I was like, I'm
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 12: just gonna use him, and my mom was like, I don't.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 12: This was the this was the only real conversation. And
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 12: my mom was like, I don't recommend that you're going
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 12: to leak, Like it's not because when you first start
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 12: and you don't know you and so she warned me
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 12: and she was like, you don't want to be at
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 12: school or something and something happens. I really don't think
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 12: you should and I was like, well, I'm not wearing pads.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 12: I'm not doing it, and she was like, I'm.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: Gonna throw up. And somebody on the tech says, my
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: mom and my aunt got me a cake that said congrats,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: and my dad got me a card that day for
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: everyone listening, don't do that. Seems like make it. This
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: one said, I was the first girl to get mine
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: in class. Didn't get a big celebration, but for one
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: week I was the coolest girl in all of class.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: All the other girls wanted to ask me about it
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: because I was quote a woman.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 7: Now, Oh, I like that because I remember the girl
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 7: who got hers first, and she was like in fifth
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 7: or sixth grade and we were all like, like, don't
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 7: talk about it.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: How embarrassing for you.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems like I'd be the opposite of that, right, some.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: Other questions for the ladies. And so my wife will
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: asked me this question every once a while. She goes,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: isn't it weird to sit like when you got nuts? Like,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: how do you isn't that uncomfortable? It's the same kind
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: of thing, But how do you sleep comfortably with boobs.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: This is one of the questions I got sent in.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: That's a good question.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 11: I mean, I wouldn't know, so, Gina, you want to
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 11: take this one.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 7: Well, you know, they do have boob pillows that I
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 7: looked into before my reduction. They're like they're like these
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 7: like kind of curved on both side pillows that you
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 7: put in between your boobs so when you lay sideways,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 7: they don't like smush together.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: But I never actually pulled the trigger on that. But
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: it is not easy. You don't sleep on your front,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: that's for sure.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: So you can't stomach sleep.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 7: And if you ever, like are on vacation or you
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 7: go to the beach, it's true, we do dig a
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 7: little trench and.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: Like, yas that makes sense, Yeah, yeah, same, it doesn't get.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 19: But I can't really relate to that either, Gina. I
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 19: sleep on my front. I've never had to shoes.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're like, I mean too small.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: Uh. For women in groups, why don't you call your
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: friends out for bad behavior when they are obviously in
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: the wrong. Why is there a need to always justify
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: their actions?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: Oh that's interesting.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 19: Well I do this, I call out and I've lost
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 19: friends because of that, because they just want to hear
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 19: what they want to hear. So girls with big friends
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 19: group it's because they don't tell the truth to their friends.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: Because guys are like, dude, you're a dumb ass right
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: the faces. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I guess you if
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: you did it privately or do you do it in
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: front of the group.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 19: Well, it's there's been different situations, but no, mostly privately.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 19: But sometimes if you're you know, three or four girlfriends
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 19: at lunch or whatever, and they're talking about their ex
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 19: and blah blah, and you just tell it to them straight,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 19: the whole group of girls.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 9: Will look at you like, are you crazy right now?
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: What are you doing?
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 9: Like, don't say that.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: But dudes, we prefer to do it in front of
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: you because it's funny.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 12: That well, things can be delivered in a certain way.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 12: If you're just being overly mean, that's not really helpful.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: Here's another question, questions for the ladies. How can women
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: drop so much hair in my house and not be
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: bald liked?
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 7: That's I think it's an optical illusion because each hair
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 7: is you know, ten inches long as opposed to you know,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 7: half an inch long.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: Like your hair.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe but like I just know, like I want
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: to go take a leak recently, and there's a garbage
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: can right next to the toilet. I'm like, what is
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: in there? Looks like a bird's nest. Yeah, And that
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: was just the hair that she had pulled off of
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: her hair brush.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: We do shed a lot.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then I look, she's got this one chair
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: in like the family room that she sits in. I
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: never sit in this chair. The kids never sit in
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: this chair. It's become her chair. And I'm looking at
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: this thing. It looks like the dog bed, like a
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: dog's bed has like just it just covered in fur. Yeah,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: it's cover like just it's got a ton of her
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: just hair something like all over. I'm like, how are
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: you not bald?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: We I mean, yeah, we do shed a lot.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 7: What do they say, you're supposed to the average person
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 7: sheds like one hundred hairs a day or something.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 19: I think they says fifty to one hundred hairs a
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 19: day is normal for a woman.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: Does her hair ever hurt? It seems like having long
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: hair would hurt nor. No, because it's like the weight
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: of it, the weight of it, the length of it.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 19: If you pull it back, Like if you have braids
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 19: or really slick ponytail, that might hurt a little.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it gives you an instant facelift.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 13: I apparently really hurt when I had hangovers, and like
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 13: I thought, gel in my hair and I would like
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 13: touch it, like my whole body would her weird.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, back to the sleeping on your how do you
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: sleep comfortably with boobs question? A couple of people on
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: the text we have. One five oh five says I'm
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: a thirty six double D and I can sleep on
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: my tummy, tom because boobs do smush down. This other
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: one says, I wear a forty six K bra. What
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: is that?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 9: Y whip them out?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: I mean I've never.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 7: Here because you know a B C okay yeah, and
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 7: because like triple D and E are the same, you know,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 7: like that kind of thing.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 4: So if she's into the.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 11: Alphabet O K is a special t bra, like she
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 11: has to get it.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: I was very close to that before my reduction.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: I wear a forty six K bra and I sleep
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: comfortably on my front. I hate sleeping on my back.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 13: Oh, I mean those must hang to the knees though.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 19: The march I will say, though, when you're laying on
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 19: your back, Gina is saying, maybe not saying, but it's
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 19: say you're, you know, having sexual relations or something. You're
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 19: laying on your back and your boops are just flat.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 19: It's like the most unattractive looking thing ever.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, nobody's.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: And it goes under your armpitck kind of thing.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 9: Yeah, don't don't look at me.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: And maybe that's where it got started in poring Greg.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: Together.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: All right. Questions for the ladies, why can't they tell
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: us what's wrong without having to be asked multiple times?
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: I mean, it sounds like it's your relationship, not everyone.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty direct.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 9: There are a lot of girls like that.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: Another question the fact that women want you more when
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: you're married or have a girlfriend. Why is that because you're.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: Road tested and approved?
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 7: I think probably yeah, like, oh somebody else likes you
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 7: that somebody else has already vetted you.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: Do you find people more attractive if you know they're
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: in a relationship, Whether it's conscience or I can never
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: say that word, right, conscious a conscious or not conscious
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: thought or not.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 7: I don't that's a good question because being married now,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 7: I guess I think less about it, but I would
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 7: answer it by saying the flip thing. It's like, you know,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 7: everyone says, oh, they're this age and they're not married,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 7: what's wrong with them?
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 7: So maybe the opposite is true, like oh, you know
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 7: they're somebody else thought they were good enough to marry.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah you know what I mean?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: Or is there maybe some sort of taboo element to it,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: like oh, he's unattainable, so it makes it nay or naughty?
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: Naughty.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 19: It's a challenge.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: It's a challenge.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 4: I've never found it more appealing, I guess. Yeah.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 7: I don't get that the ring is an obstacle to
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 7: like you back off, You're not like, oh, challenge, except
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 7: they would go to like.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: One of those natural competitive things between women. Yeah, take
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: somebody's husband. Well, because they say, like, no, chicks don't
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: do things for you know, do whatever. Yeah, there's always
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: some kind of competition. Yeah right, And there are people
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: who are obviously more competitive than others, and so maybe
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: it's one of those I don't I don't know.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 12: I could be for a single guy, sure, oh okay,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 12: but I wouldn't for somebody's husband or.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: Make the mistakes.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 7: We know that there are women out there that are
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 7: into that. I just I think we're having a hard
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 7: time relating.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 13: Yeah, but I think what you said initially like road tested. Okay,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 13: this guy has been approved by others exactly.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: Speaking of shoes and purses, did you have to like
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: practice walking into high heels. Yes, yeah, absolutely, for what
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: a day for that?
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 7: And then you have to like, well, we would like
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 7: shuffle up and down our driveway to scuff the bottom
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 7: so they were less slippery.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: And you know, we absolutely had to like rehearse.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: It seems impossible, very difficult. I'm no, it seems like
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: it would be impossible.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: It's not my favorite.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you need strong inkles for sure.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 13: Just wear flats because I don't want to deal with
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 13: you at the end of the night where you're walking
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 13: around with him.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 7: Shoes in Vegas like the Zombie Bear, because Morgan's so tall, Like,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 7: I can't really see you wearing heels.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 19: I wear heels all the time, is how I'm always
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 19: taller than six foot.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 9: I love heels.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: You're tall already, so that's why I figure, like maybe
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: you wouldn't.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 19: No, I think it adds to the outfit. Honestly, I
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 19: think flats are gross. Girls like out of them. And sorry,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 19: back to Venice's point, if you cannot commit to the
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 19: same shoes all night, don't wear them because it is
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 19: so gross and unattractive to see a girl, you know,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 19: holding her shoes or wearing flops.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 7: Well talked about companies that saw a need and went
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 7: in there. There's vending machines that a lot of like
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 7: party spots with those little ballet flats, and I'm pretty
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 7: genius like CVS.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 12: Now, I was always that girl, though, barefoot within two
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 12: seconds a wedding.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 11: I've always streaming Vegas barefoot.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: Why a lot?
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 12: Because I can't.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 11: Are yelled me.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 12: He was like, you need to put your shoes on
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 12: right now, and I'm like, well, that's not happening.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 9: But why wouldn't you just wear comfortable shoes on?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 19: Because one and hey be ugly, but commit to being ugly.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: I did so one or the other. There's another one
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: common things women do that men can wrap their heads
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: around for me, the impacts of the menstrual cycle on
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: the entire body. I know enough to be very glad
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: I don't have to go through it, but not enough
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: to fully understand what women go through. Like everybody knows
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: about the you know tams, right, Greg.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: Well That's the thing is I just have zero understanding
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: of it.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 7: For some people, it's not a big deal. For others
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 7: like me, you get shooting pains down your legs, and
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 7: then some people headaches and migraines and uh, you know,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 7: hormones are affected where like your stomach gets real jacked
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 7: up and so you're just like constantly on.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: The like it's the period exactly.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: It affects the.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 4: Whole b and you get like you get.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 7: Dumb, you get dumber, like you can't remember stuff. It's
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 7: it's a whole thing.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that reminds me. There was this old timey like
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: back in the fifties, sixties whatever, they had these like
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: sex ed classes and they would show people the film
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: strips like you know some of his. That was always
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: a cool job, by the way, when you were a
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: kid and it had a slide projector or a film
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: strip that had to be turned and you got to
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: be the one to turn it. Oh yeah, yeah, they
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: don't do that anymore obviously, because yeah, but yeah, there
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: was like one of those. This is one of those
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: old sex said things. When it comes to period.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 21: Lesson too, men'struation like seasons, there comes a time in
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 21: every young lady's life, every body changes. You will notice
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 21: breasts starting to appear. The boyish figure is replaced by
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 21: a more curved torso. But the most important change a
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 21: young girl will experience is labeled menstruation, or more commonly
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 21: called a period or monthlies every month for four or
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 21: five days, blood will flow outside your bodies. Not worry
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 21: every girl encounters this. It may be scary at first,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 21: but as you grow, the menstrual cycle will become second
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 21: nature to you. To protect your clothing the blood, you
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 21: wear a sanitary pad. The sanitary pad is a thick
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 21: layer of cotton that absorbs all the blood. It prevents
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 21: it from staining your underwear pants. It's a good idea
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 21: to keep some extra pads in your purse locker. Remember,
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 21: the menstrual cycle means you are maturing into a young woman.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 21: Enjoy this change in your body.
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  Speaker 1: but they got their biggest test tomorrow versus Indiana. Hope
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  Speaker 1: you have a great sports weekend. And of course I'm
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  Speaker 1: Jeff G. And that's a SoCal.
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  Speaker 3: Sports all right, Jeff, you.
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  Speaker 5: All right?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: So we'll get to this really quick. A couple more
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: questions for the ladies. Number one, the fact that they
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: find other people's dating drama interesting and it doesn't even
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: need to be someone that they know. It's baffling to me.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: They can prattle on and on for hours. The most
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: of the most granular detail of other people's dating lives.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: How the F is that even interesting? Good question?
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: Off the great question.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 4: I have an answer for that.
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  Speaker 7: When it's people that you know and like the people
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 7: that you and your boyfriend or husband know, but.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 13: Not like celebrity break up drama, like people are interested
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 13: about that, that's obsessed with that.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 7: That's not really my feel of expertise. But when it's
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 7: people you know, it's like, that's the most like juicy
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 7: gossip in the world, because you know, people present themselves
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 7: one way in public and one way to their person
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 7: they're with. And when you find out who that person is,
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 7: how do you not just talk about it for hours?
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: On that will I will argue that everybody enjoys some
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: hot goss hot, but not when it comes to the
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: really I don't like the relationship stuff or really anything
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: celebrity related to that.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 4: I don't really know.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: I'm with you on people that maybe you know, Oh
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: I got to hear it.
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  Speaker 11: See I love it no matter what. I don't even
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 11: need to know. I want to hear the whole story.
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  Speaker 12: Because I also just when it comes to movies and
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 12: stuff like that, love a true story. So if I
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 12: want if there's a movie and they're like, oh, based
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 12: on a true story, Like, oh, I'm watching and this
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 12: actually happened. So if you're telling me a story whether
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 12: I know that I'm not, and I can ask all
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 12: the questions that I want and get all.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 11: The answers, it's the best.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 12: And you're like, oh my gosh. And then you tell
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 12: other people and you're like, this actually happened. You're not
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 12: gonna believe it.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 13: Somebody in your wheelhouse what's her name, Ballerini something? Did
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 13: she go through some big breakup?
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 11: I mean she did, Yes, she got a divorce.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 13: Yeah, Like I don't even know who that is. But
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 13: they like people talk about the drama so much, it
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 13: like comes up in that way about whoever the hell
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 13: it was. There was like some and they combined the names.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 13: It was the it wasn't a car dash here.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: No, I don't know.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 13: There's something recently though that's constantly in my feed is
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 13: the Zach Bryan Hoo's the singer and then Brianna from
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 13: Barcelol Sports, Like their breakup is like constantly all over
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 13: my feet.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: I want to say it was a couple of years
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: ago and was a whatever gate or whatever that mess
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: was obsessed.
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  Speaker 4: With fortunate to say, I state that the whole thing,
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 4: and I don't know who they are.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: All right, it's go to Brian. Hey, good morning, Brian,
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: good morning. Right, So what's your question for the ladies?
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 5: Well, I have a question. Why is it when a
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 5: guy sheats on a girl that girl and goest becomes
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 5: friends with the girl that he cheated on her with
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 5: the other woman.
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  Speaker 11: I don't know about this.
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  Speaker 4: Did this happen to you?
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a new one.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 13: Yeah, that tends to happen if like the relationship obviously
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 13: doesn't continue with.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: The with the side piece. Yeah, with the side and
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: then they can miserate over you.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah right, I do understand, you know, like girls get
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 7: all crazy when you know a guy cheats on him
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 7: and then goes after the girl.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 4: Go after your man. He's the one that couldn't keep
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 4: it in his pants.
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  Speaker 3: Well, also, I say the same thing about like a dude,
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: we'll get mad, comes home, sees the wife with somebody
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: else and starts to beat God, you're not in a
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: relationship with him. Yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah, You're commitment
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: issue was with her. I'm not saying you beat the
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: crap out of her. I'm not saying that, but your
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: issue was with them.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 13: Yes, there shouldn't be an issue unless that's your best
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 13: friend and your brother or your dad.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: That like, yeah, yeah, I.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 4: Don't think this is very common.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: Well there was a whole movie with right and there
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: was three of them.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 11: They all became best Yeah, sorry about.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: That, Brian. That sucks. But like, yeah, but you but
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: you cheated on her?
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 5: No, yes I did.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: First.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: Okay with that, Samuel will tell you that you're not
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: really a bad guy, you know.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 12: I don't suggest staying with him though, but you can
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 12: do a bad thing and not be a bad person.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 11: There are people who are bad.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 17: People, true, but you're a bad guy, right, Brian person,
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 17: I think, thank you appreciate listen to the Woode Show.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: I think what you're talking about that sensation. I don't
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: think the diaper makes it so that you want to pee.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: I think it. I think there may be some kind
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: of effect where you know you've gone and I can
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 3: feel the warmth kind of like head them down toward
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: my pest show, the Woody Show. WHI is back? Okay,
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: one more question? Yeah, So, as we're talking about questions
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: for the ladies, and this was one I was sent over.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 3: Then I saw some mortis come over. Here's the question
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: from let's see oh six six one? How come women
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: just can't say what they want for dinner? It's always
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: some long discussion and they even ask what you want,
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: knowing that they already had something in mind? Why? Why
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 3: the mind games?
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: This is the someone somebody else said, why do you
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: ask your significant other to pick a restaurant, food, or
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: travel destination and then shoot the ideas down if you
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: want or don't want certain things? Why can't you just
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: make the decision yourself? Yeah, a question because as a guy,
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: as a guy who when my wife says, what do
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 3: you want for dinner? And I say, I don't care?
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: You know why? Because I really don't care if there's
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: something that I really don't want, like you know what,
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: I had chicken, I had spaghetti. I had chicken for
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: lunch today, Uh not chicken, or you know, had Mexican
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: for lunch today, So I got it. I'm not just
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: not feeling whatever. I'll tell you that and then after
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: that the world's your oyster. And I honestly, truly this
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: is not a test. I'm not testing you. I don't care.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: You can have whatever you want. Yeah, why is that?
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 4: That's a good question.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 7: I wonder if it's because women want to come off
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 7: as agreeable and are just rolling the dice to see
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 7: if you'll, if you'll, if your two preferences will match.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: Just you know the spot.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: That's what happened with you.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 11: I don't ever know what I want. I just know
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 11: what I don't want.
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  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 12: So I'll say I don't care unless it's something I
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 12: don't want. So then you have to throw.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: As do a laundry list, and so just tell us
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: what you don't want.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 11: Right, I will, I will, But it's your thing.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: You waste the time. Don't ask for ideas without saying
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: what you don't want want, Say hey, no, what I
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: don't want in the moment.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 11: Until you until you say it, and then I know
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 11: that I don't want that.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 18: I have to know that you want it before I
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 18: know I don't want any So I just figured this out.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 18: It's women don't want the choice. They want the conversation,
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 18: like like gossip. Women, that's that's your brain is you
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 18: want conversation, you want gossip, you want interpersonal relationships, And
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 18: that's just an extension of it. No, I just don't
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 18: what you want for dinner question because because it involved,
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 18: because then it opens up a door to conversation and
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 18: you're disgusting and going back and forth and this and that. Huh,
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 18: that's how their brains are wired.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 3: I saw something really funny on social the other day.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: I think I posted it on the what do you show?
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: Instagram story where this guy's like, here's how to get
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: around that whole situation. Hey, guess where we're going to
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 3: dinner tonight? Where guess where we go?
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 16: Are we going to that type place that I love?
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: Yet dude, we share the same brain. Oh my god.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 3: Yeh then right over to the play.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 4: That's a great idea. Yeah, yeah, great work around.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see because and then Chick's also like like,
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: oh my god, it's like we have ESPN right exactly
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: what it's easy to trick them. Yeah, I mean, so
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: you can try that out, fellas. I will try at
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: some point. See that's I.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 4: Got to see some of these girls that you're tricking.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 18: No, it's you know, it's like it's the whole it's
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 18: about the mind games, the mystery, mesthoid. You know, there's
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 18: there are ways to like easy psychological tricks like what
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 18: you just did the trick. I mean, it's easy to
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 18: trick guys too. We just don't care. We don't need
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 18: to be tricked.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 3: We're just dumb as hell. Okay, cool, whatever can show.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: You know, we're constantly giving out the phone number and
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 3: the text and email, social media, all these different ways
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: that you could be a part of the show or
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 3: let you know, let us know what you think. And
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 3: then there's also our favorite where people get upset about
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: something and then they go to the radio station website
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: and there's that contact us lately, And the other thing
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 3: is going to management. It goes to everybody on the
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 3: programming side, because a lot of times it's just hey,
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 3: asking a question about a contest or sometimes even requesting
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: a song or whatever, and we get those too, and
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: that's where people go to complain. And look, we've said
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: a number of times, this show is only done for
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: the people who really like the show, people who are
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: just kind of and there's a lot of that hate Listen.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 3: You know, people hate watch hate Listen. It's been happening
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 3: for you know, since the beginning of time. Yeah, you know,
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: people hang out with other people who trigger them. They
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: enjoy that stimulation. I'm not sure what it is, but
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: at a certain point it becomes on an unhealthy relationship
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 3: and we have to cut some dead weight around here.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: And that's where we have the Woodie Show Crossroads. Yeah,
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: because it's just not productive, you know what I mean,
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 3: it's probably better for your mental health and we don't
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: have to deal with you and you know all you're
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 3: just yelling at a wall at that point, right. This
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: was one of those station feedback ones. This is from
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: a woman named joe Ann subject agis to content. Oh
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 3: and then also when the ones it gets in to
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 3: the radio station, would you like a reply reply request?
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: In this case, yes for me. She says. I was
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: listening to The Woodies Show and heard their take on
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 3: the Golden Bach threat, And can I just say, what
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 3: a gross and demoralizing segment. It's honestly not even funny.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 3: But the more I listened, the more I realized the
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: problem wasn't how unfunny the segment was. The actual problem
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 3: is the fact that your entire crew is exploiting older
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 3: women who are simply just trying to support themselves and
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 3: their families.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 4: They got money for this segment. Yeah, they were given
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 4: coins that.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 3: Balanced the feed. I honestly have a feeling that it's
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 3: illegal for your show to even be recording these women
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 3: in their personal moments and playing them on the radio.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 3: That's not true. These are public chat rooms. I hope
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 3: one day to read an article saying that you were
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 3: sued for it. But until then, I am never, and
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 3: I repeat never, listening to this radio station again. Other
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 3: things I have heard on the show were kind of entertaining,
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: but it's just not worth listening to a show once
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: you find out that all of the hosts are ageis
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 3: predators and exploiters. Maybe you guys are just creeps and
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 3: you get off on it all, or maybe you are
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 3: just unfunny people who have no empathy for the working class.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 3: Either way, we're done here. Okay, that's from Joeanne. We've
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 3: lost everybody.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 5: Not very nice.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 3: Crap agsbody, but.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: I for sure that is true.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: What a show? Crossroads? Next up? This is a sent
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 3: to our email email at the woodieshow dot com. It's
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 3: from a guy named Joe no subject. He says, here's
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 3: the thing about your show. I love it ninety five
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: percent of the time, but the other five percent of
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 3: the time, I really wonder why even listen. I like
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: the segments for the most part, but what I don't
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 3: like is how the show, especially Woody, says the show
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 3: is politically incorrect, and yet the most PC person on
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 3: the show in Sea Bass too. I support this. I
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 3: know you'll ask for an example, and there are numerous,
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 3: But recently a guy called into the show to complain
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 3: about fat Chick skinny Chick. He said that the segment
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 3: was unprofessional, and Woody immediately called him an our word.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 3: He didn't say retard, he said our word. Really, this
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 3: is the insensitivity training for a politically correct world that
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 3: you advertised. Are we still middle schoolers? Another example, there
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 3: was a news story about a wildfire and the firefighters
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 3: were dumping fire retardant on it, but you guys couldn't
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 3: and bring yourself to say that you called it fire
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 3: our word. How obnoxious joke is You guys are homos
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 3: politically incorrect of keeping it real? My ass. You guys
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 3: are different, but you're not just another bunch of PC
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 3: libtard homos. I've been saying I'm done listening for good
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 3: all out.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 13: I love that the.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 4: First creator it said we're too mean and this one.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 3: Said, you guys aren't meeting up.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 13: These are the type of dudes that the hair swear
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 13: where they start joeing.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, he said the F word, by the way,
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: the the fire thing, the fire retardant always that's a that's.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 4: A goof, that's that's joke.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 3: On political correctness that we won't even say retardant for
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 3: fire retardant. Are you kidding now, sir?
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, Joe sarcasm is dead.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 3: But are retard Yeah, because Homo's bad. Yeah, it's so bad,
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 3: real flur. All right, Well here's one. This is sent
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 3: to that station. Feedback is from Lynn subject Sea Bass
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 3: is a cancer. H replied, requested, yes, oh now you.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: Knew this while was coming Sea Bass.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 3: I was listening to the show, and I heard Sea Bass,
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 3: one of the more ignorant people I've ever heard, say
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 3: that teachers should just shut up and do their jobs.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 3: Shut up and dribble teachers. But he didn't just say
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 3: that as a throwaway comment. He went on and on
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 3: about how teachers are on high horses and don't deserve
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 3: the credit that they get. And I just want to
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 3: say to Sea Bass, you are truly an idiot. Go
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 3: on you have never been a teacher, and you never
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 3: could be took cat you were a homeschooled loser. That
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 3: alone means you shouldn't be speaking on the subject.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 4: I went to high school, thank you, in college.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 3: But just so you know, we barely get any credit
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 3: as teachers. I barely get paid. I have to buy
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 3: supplies out of my own pocket, and I put extra
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 3: hours grading and meeting with parents every week. Get private job,
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 3: Bob is not only demanding, but it's thankless, second only
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 3: to being a mother, and I am both.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 4: You don't get patted on the back of caller here
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 4: all the time?
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 3: Oh wait you do. So for you, of all people,
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 3: to be telling teachers that they suck and should just
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 3: quote shut up and do their jobs is crossing the
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 3: line even for you. Grow up. You have made the
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 3: Woodie Show unlistenable. And guess what save different cancelation. We
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 3: are teachers and we talk. So good luck with that, buddy.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 3: Wait what, I guess she's gonna tell all her Yeah,
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: me and all my friends. How about you just shut
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: up and do your job. This is my job. You
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 3: know it wouldn't suck if you got to hit by bus.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 4: Use that language in front of children.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 3: Thanks a lot of that's a gradust use their all money,
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 3: like you pay to be around children.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 13: That's kind of weird, sum ass.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 18: All right, So Gina doesn't know this, but this has
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 18: been going on for a long time, and so on.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 18: So when I took a test that, by the way,
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 18: a third of people who want to take the test
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 18: don't pass pass it easily, would you all be willing
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 18: to allow me to actually sign up to be a
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 18: registered substitute cherishes?
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't be here some days.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 7: Obviously, I would give anything to see this.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 11: No, I don't want sea beasts around children.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 4: I want this to happen in the worst.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 3: But of course I wouldn't.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 18: Say I'm sea beast, et cetera, et cetera. I would
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 18: just go do it periodically and report back on what happened.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 4: Are you gonna wear like a body cam? Well, I'm
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 4: not gonna do.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 18: I'll just come back and talk about what happened. And
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 18: you actually tap myself on the back, because that's the
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 18: number one thing he hears.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: You could never get.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 4: What we're gonna need though, is we're gonna need like
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 4: the assistant principle or something to.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 7: Corroborate your day, right, so we have need both and
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 7: what are the kids?
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 3: You could barely handle it if somebody asked you how
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 3: your weekend was, or like the beginning of this hour
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 3: when I said, uh, hey, good morning Sea Bass. But
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 3: he wants I'm not saying that he can't. I'm not
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 3: saying that he can't acting do the job, meaning like
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 3: you know, he can't pass the test. Could he deal?
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 3: That is what I just proposed with children themselves and
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 3: with the with the parents taking his own life. That's
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 3: the part like he could fake it for a minute.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 3: I'm saying if he did it day in and day out,
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 3: could he take it? I don't think he could. I
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 3: don't think subs have to deal with parents, do they? No?
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 2: I think he could totally do it.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 11: Also, are just one off. It's not day in and
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 11: day after.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 2: Could be like you can't just.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 3: Quit this job and take a hold on. You want
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 3: to pay me for both, I'll do it. Yeah, I'm
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 3: happy to do both.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 13: At today's basketball sixth grade teachers like being clam six.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 3: So oh wait, every sixty two year old retiree, I
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 3: wouldn't want to do it. You wouldn't watch it with
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 3: my own kids. It's easy TV.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 11: They play videos, they're like, you're watching.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 18: Here's the thing is, I can't win now because I'll
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 18: pass a test.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 3: Oh you couldn't do this. Oh you can't be an
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 3: actual teacher. Oh well that's not the same as full time.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 4: But I don't even want him doing like real teaching.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 7: I want him with kindergarteners, just a motion like monsters.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 2: With the parents.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 3: That's what I'd really like to say. Sorry, mom, Bro,
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 3: all right, thet divorce one more? What do you show
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 3: Crossroads again? Station feedback. This is from Caleb subject Greg Gory.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 3: Reply requested Yes, GALLB says, I swear to God. Greg
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 3: Gory is so hypocritically. He always talks about how he
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: loves romance and being monogamous with Mario, Yet he has
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 3: entire segments where women call in and brag about cheating
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 3: on their dudes with other women. Of all people, I
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 3: would expect Greg to see through the facade of lesbians.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 3: As a fellow gay man. It angers me that women
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 3: get a pass quote unquote for cheating if it's with
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 3: another woman, Cheating is cheating, no matter the gender. Greg
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 3: would be absolutely heartbroken if Mario cheated on him. In
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 3: a hot tub, that's the thing. Yet Greg has all
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 3: these whoores call in quite often to crag about their
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 3: sexual encounters with other women, often while supposedly being in
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 3: quote relationships, and he just laughs and laughs. It's not
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 3: even funny, man, you're glorifying cheating in double standards, and
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 3: as a gay man, that should bother you. Stop being
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 3: a hypocrite and maybe try coming up with a less
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 3: disgusting segment.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 4: This seems very personal.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 3: That is that is from Kale.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 2: Well, in my defense, number one, it's just really hot.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 2: And number two, these one off lesbian experiences that I
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 2: enjoy hearing about. We're never prefaced with tell us the
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 2: time you cheated on your husband it.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 3: Was yeah, I mean it was just lesbian dabbling. We
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 3: hear this a lot. I mean we've been doing that
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 3: segment for years off and on. It is one of
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 3: those things where it's like, Okay, well, why if it
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 3: was with an if they did this, you know, with
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 3: the guy, that's one thing, But a lot of times
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 3: it's like, oh, I was with my girlfriends and we
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 3: were in a hot tub, or we were out at
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 3: a party and whatever, we were drinking them. Next thing,
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 3: one thing led to another. That's where there are points
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 3: that we've always gotten people who point out the quote
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 3: double standard of like, oh, that's not cheating, that's supposed
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 3: to be awesome.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: There is a double standard.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 3: But if you're in a relationship with that person, well
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 3: then find that could be the deal breaker for you
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 3: in your relationship.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 13: It's because chicks are hot, and dues a girl.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 3: From the outside looking sounds pretty hot because it's human nature.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 7: Well yeah, and also, did you know that you had
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 7: to live up to this dude's standards of what you
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 7: thought a relationship was.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 4: I didn't know we all had to do what he
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 4: this listener.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean back to the original point. It
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 2: wasn't tell us when you cheated on your husband.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 3: You know, it sounds like it sounds like as a
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 3: gay man, he was with some dude who got curious
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 3: and it was one of those women who hit up
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 3: Greg all the time too, like oh I bet I
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: can you know make straight? Or they want to take
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 3: the challenge. Yeah, And he's like, oh maybe he was
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 3: a gold star. Maybe maybe the partner was a gold star.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 3: Never been with a woman, Like aren't you curious? Why
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 3: don't you to be with me? For a minute hook
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 3: up with.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 4: Me ruined everything.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean Julian the phone screen that was trying
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 3: to bang Mike the Show Killer, because Mike the Show
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 3: Killer is a gold star gay guy. I've never been
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 3: with a woman before, and she's like, oh, come on,
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 3: give it a swing. And he's married but.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 18: Before her kids. By the way, this was a long
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 18: time ago. Oh yeah, that was before her kids still married.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 18: She also made up with my girlfriend one time, and
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 18: I wasn't crying choice, that's true.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, there's the cross Roads. Everybody probably could store all
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 3: that out.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 8: This is you know.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 3: Greg pointed out something during the commercial break, did I yeah,
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 3: and it was I didn't catch it. I didn't catch
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 3: it while I was happening because I was right in
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 3: the middle. I was right in the middle of reading
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 3: the Crossroads stuff and going on all the other things.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 3: Gina heard it. I completely missed it. And I feel
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 3: like we owe Sea Bass a big show of gratitude,
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 3: a massive debt of gratitude. He pointed something out that
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 3: I never realized that I never wanted to admit. And
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 3: I'm waiting for.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 2: Him to Maybe.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 3: He's not you see him.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 4: Oh here, Jim's okay.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 3: Here, we'll wait, taking us time.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I walk extra sto all right, all right, it
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 2: was kind of news to me when I heard it.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, by the way, I completely missed it, did you.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I just wanted you to know how grateful I am.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because it was it was pointed out to me
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 3: by Greg and by Gina that how do you phrase.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 2: It, that he saved the show from cancelation?
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 3: Oh you did?
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 14: Oh?
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 8: That.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 18: I was responding tongue in cheek to one of the
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 18: comments from the writer, the Crossroads person, who said he's
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 18: the you know.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: That you didn't go to college or you didn't go
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 2: to his public school or.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, it was something about he's ruining the
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 4: show something like that.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 2: Were responding to each thing, and right, the show exactly, exactly.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 18: Okay with proposed fast right, Well, that's just from what
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 18: his mouth. He said, Hey, I was about to quit
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 18: the show and go back home and give up on
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 18: everything until we hired Sea Best. That's literally what he
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 18: said when I was hired. It's a little different than
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 18: canceling somebody else's cancer, same idea.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 3: He's the most PC person in the show. Yeah, he
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 3: didn't anyone in school. But anyway, I let's just assume
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 3: for the sake of argument that was the case. I
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 3: just want to make sure that you know my undying gratitude.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 4: Well, it's really you know what, I appreciate that number one.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 3: Number two, I don't I don't think you.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 18: I don't think I need that from you as much
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 18: because you would have been successful wherever you went. It's
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 18: more the gregs and the menaces of the world.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 15: Year.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 18: But you know it's not even menace actually, because he
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 18: had worked in tech companies.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 4: It's really just that's that's the other one.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because that was it was the one because then
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 3: followed it up with he goes, you know I used
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 3: to thing differently, but now, yeah, where's the uh oh yeah,
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 3: uh the person this is Lynn who said, how about
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 3: you just shut up and do your job? You know
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 3: what wouldn't suck if you got hit by a bush? Well,
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 3: it's not response to that, you know what would suck? Yeah,
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 3: that's a pretty funny line.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 2: Never won, good job.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 4: But again, you shouldn't be wishing death on people.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 2: Would you want you?
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 4: Would you watch your kiddos model that behavior.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 2: Funny. I don't think I would celebrate if you got
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 2: hit by a bus, but I wouldn't cry.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 3: Is it okay? I'm asking, is it okay if I share?
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 3: Because it was a table full of people. Remember when
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 3: we were at the casino. It was a table full
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 3: of people and you said something about this this subject night.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 2: It was a I think I know what you mean.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 2: But yeah, go ahead.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 3: If Greg was wasted, he wasn't. He wasn't wasted. He
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 3: was I wasted.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 2: I haven't gotten wasted. Yeah.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 3: So anyway, so we're sitting there and somebody started talking
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 3: about Sea Bass, and Greg just kind of goes all right,
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 3: and then and then go well, no, I mean understand,
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 3: like he knows people. He's like, look, can I be
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 3: honest with you guys? He goes, If I came in
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 3: tomorrow morning and they said, oh, you guys, Sea Bass
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 3: died last night. You know, on the outside, like these people,
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, oh my god, what happened? But the
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 3: inside I'd.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 2: Be like.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 3: He had a he had a fist.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I probably because on the inside I'd be like right,
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 2: which which I laughed.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 3: It was a look on his face, which is so
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 3: genuine because of the you know, they told me, I'd
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 3: be like Oh my god, it's terrible. But I've since
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 3: advised that feeling he did that was also true. I've
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 3: heard you say that. I've heard you say that, but
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 3: I went on to cry. He didn't stay neutral. All right,
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't cry, but.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 2: I would now go the rest of my life thanking
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 2: him for saving me.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you, thank me for the weekend your cottage.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 2: Thank you for saving me. Yes, because you did that,
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 2: You made that happen. You have nothing I would have. Nothing,
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 2: been total failure. Thanksgiving all around. You'll know when it's
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 2: time for you know, to bat your head in prayer.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 2: Everybody to give thanks to its first. Then cried seat
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 2: for giving me what I have?
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 3: Why do you think I have an eight by ten
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 3: in my house?
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 3: Try? Yes, made of hand painted tile. Yeah, mosaic that
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 3: say I'm saving you from.
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 4: A pledge, drive Greg from a pledge.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah, we'll go find Thanks for buying me
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 2: all my houses.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 3: You're welcome.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 2: I appreciate it. Eight seven seven for all you, and
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 2: you're welcome. Thank me for creating card arks.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 4: But it's okay, and it was all you nice little
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 4: on that. Come.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, I just want to make Look, this is great
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 3: we're all showing gratitude for each other.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 2: That's true. I'm thankful.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 4: And it's a text and Mario too, because he would
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 4: have left you a.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 3: Text over.
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 18: Next show after the sales department takes their monitory piece.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 3: Of fish and blood. So what do you show back
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 3: in a bit, Well, that's gonna do it for this hour. No,
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 3: that's gonna do it for today's show. That's gonna do
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 3: it for the week. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 3: to weekends. It's like full show podcast, catch that or
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 3: anything that you missed this week? What do you show
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 3: Golden Batch that we did so much again this week?
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 3: There was a lot of cool fun start get caught
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 3: up on our podcast is go to the woodieshow dot com.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 3: Uh see. You can also find it wherever you get
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 3: podcasts other than Spotify. We're kind of giving up on
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 3: that now, but we'll mention every once in a while
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 3: just to let's let you know that we know it's
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 3: not on Spotify, but you can get so many other places.
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 3: On the show today, some of the after hours voicemails,
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 3: dad jokes always good for a Friday Hell Yeah, fail stories, duyq,
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 3: some questions for the ladies who made a trip to
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 3: the Woodi Show, Crossroads, a little Greg versus Sea Basket.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 3: It was a lot of stuff, so much action, a
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 3: lot of stuff on the show this morning. Get caught
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 3: up by going to the Woodieshow dot com and check
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 3: it out. The podcast back on Monday, and uh yeah
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 3: into the week of Halloween. Also Menaces official birthday, Oh
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 3: my God, is on Tuesday. We'll start going through some
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 3: of the people that got picked as the five semi
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 3: finalists for the flight to Dubai, and you guys will
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 3: listen to these interviews and then help us narrow down
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 3: who gets to the top two votes. The top two
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 3: vote getters, that's who were medicine are going to make
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 3: the decision who gets to fly to Dubai. Yeah, so
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 3: that is next week on The Woody Show. Anything you
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 3: got for us in the meantime, you can leave on
• 1:48:56
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• 1:48:59
  Speaker 3: four Woodie or findals follow us on social media. Look
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 3: for us there at the Woody Show. Yeah, all right,
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 3: Greg Gory parting words of wisdom. Please, if you're in
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 3: a dry spell, don't worry.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 2: The government will f you.
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't care about it, And if today is a
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 3: payday for you, you'll still get it. You'll find out
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 3: sooner than we will.
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 2: We don't.
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 3: We don't get paid til the end of the month.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 2: Look at those numbers, your last day. You're always getting aft.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, all right. Thank you very much, Greg
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 3: gory It. Thank you so much for giving the Woody
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 3: Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 3: we'd love to appreciate you for that. The rest of
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 3: you guys can suck it. We'll catch you back here
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 3: on Monday. Enjoy your weekend, s MD, double m bye.
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 17: Great Friday, mo