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Ruth Barbarino stops by in a surprise Summer visit · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: You've opened a door by accident that I don't think you realized.
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  SPEAKER_01: All because I played this little clip of this little toddler who, you know, the mom goes it was just a l little viral clip.
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  SPEAKER_01: The mom's going, What would you like to drink?
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  SPEAKER_01: you know, and she's fully expecting apple juice and the little toddler goes, beer.
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  SPEAKER_00: Which then turned into 80s core memories of Allie's first sip of uh uh the It was a strawberry daiquiri camping with Trisha Jones, which was my friend Heather's mom.
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  SPEAKER_01: And Trisha was just the description of the whole thing was so great.
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  SPEAKER_00: She has a little flowy mullet, she's got a little tweety bird on her t-shirt and loves a good Winston.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you do you get mad at her about it?
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  SPEAKER_00: No, absolutely not.
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  SPEAKER_02: You can't.
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  SPEAKER_02: It was 1989 or whatever, you know, or 1990.
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  SPEAKER_02: What are you gonna do?
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  SPEAKER_00: 3386 says, When was Ruth Barbarino's first drink?
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  SPEAKER_00: When was it or what was it?
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  SPEAKER_00: When was it?
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  SPEAKER_00: When was it?
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  SPEAKER_00: When and what?
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, yeah, I think that this is a two-parter question.
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  SPEAKER_00: Find out.
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  SPEAKER_03: Hello, Alicia.
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  SPEAKER_03: How are you?
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  SPEAKER_03: I love summer in the twenties.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's gorgeous.
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  SPEAKER_03: Isn't it cool?
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  SPEAKER_02: Although I've got to tell you something.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm having a hard time with my pool this year.
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  SPEAKER_02: We just don't seem to have enough heat.
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  SPEAKER_02: And you know, Murray and I like to lay out all day.
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  SPEAKER_02: I do it topless.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm with you on both accounts.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm with you on both accounts because.
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  SPEAKER_02: And it's just not quite warm enough for me yet.
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  SPEAKER_00: We well, we went to Seneca Lake over the weekend.
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  SPEAKER_00: I got in, but who got out real quick, didn't you?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I might head back to Cole Gables a little early this year.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't blame you.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm just not feeling it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, we're we're having temperatures that I feel like right now, aren't we supposed to be in the dog days of summer?
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  SPEAKER_02: I was coming out of the house.
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  SPEAKER_02: And we're supposed to have like all these hot temperatures, you know, steamy.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, it's comfortable, don't get me wrong.
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  SPEAKER_02: But when you're sitting by the pool and you want to tear in the cans.
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  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's one of those I wanna I wanna sweat as soon as I walk out of the house.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, what uh what was the question you needed me to answer for somebody?
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  SPEAKER_00: When and what was Ruth Barbarino's first drink, your first drink?
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  SPEAKER_02: 1950s.
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  SPEAKER_02: It was the Harvey Wallbanger.
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  unknown: What?
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  SPEAKER_00: I gotta Google this.
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  SPEAKER_00: And the 50s?
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  SPEAKER_00: Are you sure?
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  SPEAKER_02: That was the 1950s when I started.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hold on.
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  SPEAKER_02: I haven't stopped either, baby.
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  SPEAKER_00: Harvey Wallbanger is a real drink.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, of course it's a Harvey Wallbanger.
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  SPEAKER_02: It is a real drink.
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  SPEAKER_02: Murray turned me on to it.
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  SPEAKER_02: How do you think he got me in the sack the first time?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_02: Five of those monsters.
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  SPEAKER_02: Next thing you know, I'm having Juliet, my daughter.
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  SPEAKER_02: Jeez! Didn't know I had a daughter, did you?
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  SPEAKER_00: I didn't.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's right, Juliet.
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  SPEAKER_00: How to make a Harvey Wallbanger.
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  SPEAKER_02: Go ahead, tell me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Fill a tall glass.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because I mean, Murray made me five, and I was seeing like triple.
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  SPEAKER_00: Fill a tall glass like a highball or a Collins with ice cubes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Pour in vodka and orange juice.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Stir the mixture gently.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_00: Slowly pour over Galeano herbal liqueur over the back of a bar spoon.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's kind of hard to find now.
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  SPEAKER_02: He has to go up and put a special order in at the GCP.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: And that's not gonna be on the top of the drink because you want to create a floating layer.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then I was a floating layer after five of those.
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  SPEAKER_02: The 90 impregnated me.
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  SPEAKER_02: God help us.
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  SPEAKER_00: Add the orange slice and cherry for garnish.
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  SPEAKER_00: This basically is a fancy navel screwdriver.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, it's like a screwdriver.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Screwdriver's the orange juice.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's a screwdriver.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's that ends with an A if you're gonna be hanging out with Ruth.
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  SPEAKER_02: I uh but yeah, Harvey Wahlbang is 1950s.
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  SPEAKER_02: That was good.
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  SPEAKER_02: It was pretty good.
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  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let me read you the rest of the text messages about that.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh this one came from it was kind of like your first your first sip of the.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, it wasn't like, you know, we're promoting bad behavior, but I think this all started, you know, for some.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, there was there was a time.
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  SPEAKER_00: It this is a lot of uh 90s.
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  SPEAKER_02: A lot of the good old days.
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  SPEAKER_00: 90s memories.
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  SPEAKER_02: 90s, 80s, 70s, 60s.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hell, I don't remember much of a decade where I wasn't enjoying one.
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  SPEAKER_00: 5610.
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  SPEAKER_00: I remember every morning waking up to the smell of coffee and cigarettes.
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  SPEAKER_00: My mom always my house every morning.
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  SPEAKER_00: My mom always got up, made my dad's construction crew their coffee before work.
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  SPEAKER_00: The whole crew.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I would walk out half awake, all embarrassed.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, listen, the boys had come over because they knew that you'd make a strong pot.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's right.
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  SPEAKER_02: And after a night of Harvey Wallbangers, you certainly need to have a strong pot the next day.
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  SPEAKER_00: They were all smoking darts around the breakfast table.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, absolutely.
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  SPEAKER_00: They were palm all's and reds.
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  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Used to have it.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is the good old days where you'd have an ashtray in every room next to every chair.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right, when cancer wasn't even a thought.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, no.
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  SPEAKER_02: Are you kidding me?
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  SPEAKER_02: Cigarettes back in that day, cured kids.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm still open for that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hey, listen, I'm gonna go dip my toe in the pool.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's bad.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's about all you can do, though.
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  SPEAKER_02: I got an idea.
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  SPEAKER_02: So let me ask you if this is a little weird.
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  SPEAKER_02: Weird.
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  SPEAKER_02: Weird.
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  SPEAKER_02: So the other day I was up at uh Harbor Freight.
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  SPEAKER_00: Your your voice is getting a little deeper?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: I was up at Harbor Freight.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I saw something, and I thought maybe this would work.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because I just can't get my pool above 79 and a half degrees.
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  SPEAKER_02: I like a good 82.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm with you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like you you like it like bathwater.
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  SPEAKER_02: So I'm I'm not gonna pay a fortune because you know that nice egg company, they're just terrible.
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  SPEAKER_02: They just want to take you, right?
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  SPEAKER_02: So I can't turn on the pool heater.
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  SPEAKER_00: They just want to lift up that moo moo.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't want to turn on the pool heater.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: So I was I was looking at it.
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  SPEAKER_02: They got a flamethrower at uh frame.
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  SPEAKER_02: Do they really?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I was thinking maybe I'd go buy that just over the top of the water.
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  SPEAKER_02: Do you think it might warm it up?
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  SPEAKER_00: No, and here's why.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, not that no, I think it'll warm it up, but the liner is plastic, it'll melt it right away.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, no, I'll just aim it towards the middle.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's a good point.
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  SPEAKER_02: You don't want to do that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think you'd still singe the plastic because once you get a hole in your liner, game over.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's yeah, you don't want a hole in your liner.
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: How about a hole in my liver?
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  SPEAKER_03: I got one of those from the hobby wall packages.
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  SPEAKER_00: Bye.
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  SPEAKER_00: Bye.