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Jshock Talks About His Syndrome and Medical Journey(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so take me to when the shot clock was zero.
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  Speaker 1: Take me there.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know my earliest memory, but I know like kindergarten,
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  Speaker 2: I was looking at paper like this. And they called
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  Speaker 2: my parents to school. They're like, your son can't see shit.
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  Speaker 2: He's looking at the paper like it's like a playboy. Oh, damn, bro.
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  Speaker 1: But you think you were seeing anything or you think
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  Speaker 1: you thought there was something on it and you just
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  Speaker 1: didn't know?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, I couldn't see. So now I have thick glasses.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't bring them. I should have brought them. They
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  Speaker 2: had to test my eyesight and see what was going on.
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  Speaker 1: Could you see anything?
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  Speaker 2: It was bad.
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  Speaker 1: Like a worm or something? Because worms can't even see.
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  Speaker 1: Can a worm see? Look that up.
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  Speaker 2: A worm?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: A worm.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? How much could you see?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I could see. I just can't see little things.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah. So you can't see the haters then.
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  Speaker 2: I was born with like a really, really rare condition,
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  Speaker 2: which is why I can't see or hear that good.
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  Speaker 2: You want me to say what it is?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, is that all right?
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  Speaker 2: Kenny, like from South Park, Kenny. Kenny Caffey Syndrome.
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  Speaker 1: Kenny Caffey?
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  Speaker 2: Kenny Caffey Syndrome. It's so rare.
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  Speaker 1: I thought he fucking played for the Mets. Kenny Caffey?
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  Speaker 2: Kenny Caffey. It sounds like a freaking rap artist.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Kenny Caffey's rapping a new mixtape next week.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like a rap artist out of Buffalo, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, the doctors, they don't even know what I have.
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  Speaker 1: Of course they don't, dude. They're like, he's got Kenny Caffey,
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  Speaker 1: you know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got Kenny Caffey.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just naming fucking, he's like, he's got Benny
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  Speaker 1: Ogbiani fucking, you know, arms or whatever. They're just naming
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  Speaker 1: shit from the past, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God, man.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, Kenny Caffey syndrome is classified as primary bone dysplasia. Oh, dysplasia, dude.
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  Speaker 1: My buddy's Australian shepherd has that.
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  Speaker 2: It's a growth hormone deficiency.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I have. It's a hip thing, huh? Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: it can be in your hips too, I think. Meaning
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  Speaker 1: it is a disorder of how bones form and grow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't produce growth hormone. Nuh-uh. Because I have an
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  Speaker 2: underdeveloped pituitary gland and I don't produce calcium. So I
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  Speaker 2: got to take all different, like I have to take
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  Speaker 2: injections for that and I have to take pills or
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  Speaker 2: else I'll have a seizure and fucking die. Which is
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  Speaker 2: what almost happened when I was seven or eight.
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  Speaker 1: When did they know you had kidney caffeine?
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  Speaker 2: When I was born. Nah. When I was born. Because
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  Speaker 2: when I'm born, people don't have it.
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  Speaker 1: How'd they get you to admit it? Because I don't
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  Speaker 1: think you're a snitch.
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  Speaker 2: I was big.
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  Speaker 1: What happened?
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  Speaker 2: I was an oversized baby. I was like freaking eight
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  Speaker 2: to ten pounds. Nah. And people that have my condition
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  Speaker 2: are big babies. And their eyes look a little bit weirder.
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  Speaker 1: So out the gate, they knew you had it?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, they knew. I mean, no, no, no. They didn't know.
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  Speaker 2: They probably... Diagnosed me with it from different things.
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  Speaker 1: Because you probably didn't admit you have it, did you?
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  Speaker 2: Because I had a seizure. That's what happened. I had
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  Speaker 2: a seizure when I was like one or two years old.
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  Speaker 2: And then when I was seven or eight.
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  Speaker 1: So that was the first. That was the actual J-shock.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck. Fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Why did I do that?
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  Speaker 1: It's dark.
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  Speaker 2: That's bad.
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  Speaker 1: But hey, out of dark comes light. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go. Amen, brother.
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  Speaker 2: Amen. But when I was seven, I was sick. Like
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  Speaker 2: really sick. And I was throwing up all my medication. Aw.
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  Speaker 2: And that night, I used to watch movies with my
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  Speaker 2: mom and fall asleep. And I slept in her room
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  Speaker 2: that night. And thank God, I think that I would
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  Speaker 2: have died. I legitimately would have died.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Because I had a seizure. And I woke up in
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  Speaker 2: the hospital. But when I was having a seizure, she, like,
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  Speaker 2: I was, like, you know, shaking. And she caught me
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  Speaker 2: and called the ambulance, called my neighbor. And I woke
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  Speaker 2: up in the hospital. Like, what happened? She's like, you
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  Speaker 2: had a seizure.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: And that was when we had to talk about, you know,
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  Speaker 2: getting better medication and making sure that I don't miss.
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  Speaker 2: Because I was sick. Like, I was very sick and
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  Speaker 2: I was throwing up. And the doctor was like, he'll
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  Speaker 2: be fine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he just had a bad ravioli or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he'll be fine. He almost died then. That's okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he just been, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's what happened.
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  Speaker 1: Don't put any more gravy in his bottle or whatever. God,
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  Speaker 1: that's crazy, dude. Man, thank you, Debbie, right?
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Debbie.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Debbie.
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  Speaker 2: Mama shock.
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  Speaker 1: For being there, man. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Crazy, right?
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  Speaker 1: A mother's love that she just wanted you there with
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  Speaker 1: her that night. That's pretty special, man.
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  Speaker 2: I cracked my skull open two times.
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  Speaker 1: With what?
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  Speaker 2: My head. I fell off a stage.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you meant with something. Like some crazy
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: guy or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Like a lightning bolt?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, look, I'm a piñata and just fucking hit yourself.
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  Speaker 2: A watch?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like a Rolex and slam it on my head?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 2: But no, I was on a stage playing a game. Dude,
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  Speaker 2: we are idiots. at a Christmas party.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, what happened? So take me in how you break it. Wait, wait,
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  Speaker 1: so what's what happened?
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  Speaker 2: Well, one, one, I fell down the stairs of the
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  Speaker 2: kid and then two, I fell off of a stage.
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  Speaker 2: I was sitting like backwards like this and we were
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  Speaker 2: playing like a little basketball game where you flick it
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  Speaker 2: and it shoots in a thing. I must've flicked too
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  Speaker 2: hard and I fucking fell back, cracked my skull, but
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  Speaker 2: it was bad, dude. I still remember that. Maybe, maybe like,
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  Speaker 2: You ever have those moments of pain where you could
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  Speaker 2: still feel them today?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, bro.
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  Speaker 2: I could still feel my head hitting that tile, man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was jumping around on something when I was
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  Speaker 1: a kid. I jumped and this corner of my head
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  Speaker 1: hit something, broke it open, and sometimes I can still
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  Speaker 1: feel it a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: Damn. And I have a weird shaped head. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if you noticed this. You can put your finger there.
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  Speaker 1: Let me see. Ooh.
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  Speaker 2: And a lot of people online say it's a headset dent.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you one more time. Is that it? Ooh. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: that's cool. Yeah. That's a shock button, huh?
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  Speaker 2: The shock button?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Hey, don't press this. It's like, hey, you should
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  Speaker 1: get one of those things like on the top of
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  Speaker 1: a ladder. It's like, not a step or whatever. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: That's it. That's my head.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, shock. So what do you have to do? Do
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  Speaker 1: you get that filled in or whatever?
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  Speaker 2: My head?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like what do you do? Do you put like
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  Speaker 1: a hardener in there or something? Like how do you
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  Speaker 1: get it to, or you got to protect that spot
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  Speaker 1: at all costs?
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  Speaker 2: No. Just there. I mean, I wish I could chisel
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  Speaker 2: it up a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: But it's exposed, though, a little.
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  Speaker 2: Is it?
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  Speaker 1: No. I mean, you can't see it, but if you
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  Speaker 1: feel around, I feel like you can find that one
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  Speaker 1: kind of entry point. You know what I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I don't want to,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: I think I could put a quarter right there and
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  Speaker 2: it would sit there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be cool.
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  Speaker 2: Like, this wouldn't move.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's good, huh?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Let's go. Shock city, dude. And then how does
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  Speaker 1: your hearing get bad?
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  Speaker 2: So through grade school, middle school, I had to get
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  Speaker 2: enlarged textbooks. I had to get a little step stool
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  Speaker 2: to put my feet on because they would dangle. They
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  Speaker 2: still freaking dangle.
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  Speaker 1: Your legs seem long to me, man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my neck's long.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, your neck is just your head's leg.
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  Speaker 2: And I kept saying what, and I couldn't hear very good,
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  Speaker 2: and we had to take an audiologist test.
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  Speaker 1: How did you know you couldn't hear very good? Do
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  Speaker 1: you remember?
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  Speaker 2: I was just saying what a lot, and I wasn't
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  Speaker 2: getting good notes in class because I was missing a lot.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, what did you say? It was crazy. I
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  Speaker 2: remember the first time I got a hearing aid, and
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  Speaker 2: they put them in, I cried.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Because I was like, man, I never heard shit like this,
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  Speaker 2: you know?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, really? You could hear stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, different frequency, different like, you know, a hi-hat and
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  Speaker 2: a music, a little cymbal. I heard that, like birds
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  Speaker 2: chirping and shit.
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  Speaker 1: And you'd never known the, and you'd never really conceptualized, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because how.
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  Speaker 2: Would you know? Like I've heard them, but I forgot
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  Speaker 2: what they sounded like because I lost my hearing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, because it got bad.
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  Speaker 2: Even like music, like it was so unclear and now
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  Speaker 2: when I put headphones on, like it's better. I can't
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  Speaker 2: wear AirPods because if I take these out, We should
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  Speaker 2: do a hearing exam right now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, can I put one in?
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  Speaker 2: What'd he say?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, sorry. Can I put one in?
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't fall on your ear. Be careful. I don't
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  Speaker 2: want it to fall on your ear.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you got these little.
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  Speaker 2: That's the right one. That's the right one.
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  Speaker 1: That's these little black olives, homie. Little sound cannolis.
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  Speaker 2: Just put it up to your ear. Can you hear me?
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  Speaker 2: Is it in? Yeah. Can you hear louder?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Bro, I can hear you.
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  Speaker 2: Is it like a lot louder?
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting a lot of reverb, too. I'm getting some
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  Speaker 1: other shit, too. I think it's some Chris Brown that's
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  Speaker 1: coming in.
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  Speaker 2: Could you hear Allen Iverson?
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting... Yeah, I can hear Allen Iverson saying, you're
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: late for dinner. He's pissed at you.
• 8:55
  Speaker 2: Could you hear the alien, the jack?
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  Speaker 1: I can hear Mike Piazza. He's complaining about something. He's
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: denying something.
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: A thunderstorm?
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  Speaker 1: I can hear a thunderstorm. I can hear that movie
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  Speaker 1: Frequency playing. What else? Oh, I can hear about 70
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  Speaker 1: fire trucks.
• 9:12
  Speaker 2: Do you hear the parrots? Shocker cluck.
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  Speaker 1: I can hear them. Yeah, they're all there, dude. There
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: they are. They just showed up.
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  Speaker 2: You summoned them.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, you are not of this world, Jay Shock.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not on this world? Is that what you said?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, you can't hear me. Sorry. I thought you
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: were messing with me.
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: I can't hear you.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, put it in and I'll tell you something. What
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: the fuck is going on, dude?
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, first of all, you need it. You're picking up
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: like 70 different houses around here.
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: I'm picking up planets.
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Solar system.
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  Speaker 1: I could hear somebody putting in their uh paramount plus
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  Speaker 1: password like this shit in there i couldn't even hear
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: it dude.
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  Speaker 3: I could hear it i just heard you got two
• 10:07
  Speaker 3: text messages from lacy you didn't reply to i heard
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  Speaker 3: like 70 things all at once bro It's too much, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, that was a lot, bro.
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  Speaker 2: You know the best thing, though? When I take them out,
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  Speaker 2: I can't hear anything. So when I go to sleep,
• 10:21
  Speaker 2: I just crash. I don't hear alarms. Matter of fact,
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: coming here, I almost missed a flight. Dude, what do.
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: You mean almost a flight? Just hire 50 eagles, you gooner.
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: I know, right? To take me? I slept on a
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: pillow on a couch the whole week I was in Cali.
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: And the pillow was here and the phone was here.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't hear the alarm. I slept through it. I
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: slept through it, Mr. Vaughn, and I almost didn't come.
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  Speaker 1: To- Mr. Vaughn, am I somebody's stepdad?
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  Speaker 2: Theo, Theo, Theo. Thanks.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: It's okay. I accept, Mr. Vaughn. It just hurts a little.
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: I missed the Uber. I didn't hear him knocking on
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: the door. I wake up, and I'm like, you got
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: to call in the Uber. We're not going to make it.
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  Speaker 2: I missed the alarm. I slept right through because I
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  Speaker 2: can't hear shit.
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  Speaker 1: But how good do you sleep, brother? Excellent. Oh.
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  Speaker 2: But not really, though. I don't get sleep because I
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: can't sleep. I'm up all night till, like, 5 a.m., 5.30.
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: What are you doing?
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? Why?
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, I stream till, like, 1 or 2, and then
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  Speaker 2: I'm just editing or coming up with new content ideas
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: and just studying, like, work, other people's work, and trying
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: to make my own thing, you know?
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: Dude, you're the best, man.
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: So are you.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, bro.
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: Mr. Theo.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Mr. Shock.
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: Mr.
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: Shock. Yeah.
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: What was... The hearing aids, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, that's fascinating. I never got to hear them before.
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  Speaker 1: Did it make you feel any type of way? Like,
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  Speaker 1: was it hard to develop, like, did it affect how
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: you felt about yourself, some of that stuff, or no?
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  Speaker 2: Like how I felt?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: From other people?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just, like, did it affect, like, how you felt
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  Speaker 1: about yourself? Like, the fact you had to have a
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: hearing aid?
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  Speaker 2: It was so, I used to wear the over-the-ear ones.
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  Speaker 2: And that was, like, pretty obvious. Like, when I was,
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: I had them when I had a girlfriend. And when
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  Speaker 2: we would make out, it would just be like, it
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  Speaker 2: would sound like this. We're getting out of business.
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: She's like, upload me some wiener.
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: Uploading Nana. So I had to take them out.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: Downloading.
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  Speaker 2: So I couldn't even hear this girl moan. It was like,
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: she was moaning. I was like, one more time. She
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: hit the, you know, I'm like, one more time.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: Chuckle, cluck. So, yeah, no, I felt a little bit
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  Speaker 2: uncomfortable for a while wearing them, but I got used
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: to it, you know. Yeah. The more mature and everything.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you a crazy story.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I played rugby in college. What?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Where did you go to school online? How the fuck
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: did you play rugby in college, bro?
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  Speaker 2: I swear to God. Look it up. Look it up.
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  Speaker 2: Malloy University. You're not going to find it. It's on
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: my Instagram.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: You're not going to find it, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Instagram way down. You'll see a picture of rugby. I
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  Speaker 2: played the number 15 spot.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And it was all the way on the end. And
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  Speaker 2: we had an alumni game, the first game we played.
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  Speaker 2: And I wore my over-the-ear hearing aid like an idiot. Theo,
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  Speaker 2: I rocked this kid so hard. that I poked an
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: ear in my eardrum with my hearing aid.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: You poked a hole in your eardrum?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, with the hearing aid. I decked him, and the
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: hearing aid pushed in and poked a hole. I was able,
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: because I vaped at the time, I was able to
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: blow smoke out of my ear.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: No way.
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  Speaker 2: I have the clip. Yeah, I have the clip of me,
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  Speaker 2: and it was coming out of my ear.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, in Syracuse, New York, that's a mating call.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: Blowing vape smoke out of one of your ear holes?
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: Where? In Syracuse? Yeah. Oh, my God.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: That's a fucking mating call over there, brother.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: I know. It's crazy. I played a lot of different sports. Wait,
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: you found it? You see that?
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: Bro, that's fucking nothing, bro. That's how you hail a
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: taxi in Norfolk, Virginia, bro. Just blowing a little vape smoke.
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: Like a Thomas the Tank Engine.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: I love that. Now we got to get a parrot, man.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: Bro, let me tell you this. As a gift, will
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: you let me get you one?
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: It's got to be green.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: Bro, I think they only come like that. And you
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: can only have a little more, okay?
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: I think I'm feeling it, Mr. Krabs. Look at my jawline,
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: how bad it is.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: I thought the jawline's solid, bro.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's before my surgery.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: What'd they do?
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: They broke my top and bottom jaw and realigned it.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: Type in J-Shock jaw surgery. It'll come up.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Who were they? Did you get their license plate?
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: No, the doctor did it.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: Were you having trouble feeding or whatever?
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: Feeding?
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Or eating or whatever?
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: Feeding.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're doing. Bro, at this point,
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: every time.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: No, this is the newer one. You got to go
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: to the old one.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: What is going on, Jay Shaw?
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: I had to have corrective jaw surgery because of my
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: calcium deficiency. And they had to start by, because I
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: have all baby teeth. These are all, you want me
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: to show you?
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let me see a couple of them. Oh, wow.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Baby shark.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: It's like a dinosaur.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Those are worth money, though, the baby ones, right? Mm-hmm.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: You'd have nibbler.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: So it's on YouTube. Jshock99 jaw surgery on YouTube. But anyway,
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: I had to get new teeth. So in order to
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: get new teeth, they had to start by realigning my jaw.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: So I was out of work and school for like
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: three or four months. Because they blew up my jaw. Like,
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: they had to break my top of my bottom. I
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: look like a freaking Kardashian model. Like, you're going to
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: see the picture. It's crazy. It was the most pain
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: I've ever been through. I couldn't even do this. My
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: mom had to feed me soup and water through a syringe. Oh.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: And they put me on, like. ChocoClock. Like, they put
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: me on ChocoClock.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, they did?
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: I had a bottle of ChocoClock.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Nuh-uh.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: It was bad.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Did you have one of those feeding bottles or whatever?
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: No, I don't know if I could talk about what
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: I was on. Like prescribed.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, you were on medication.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Strong medication.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Was it scary?
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: No.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: It was awesome?
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: For a little bit.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: But it's dangerous, that stuff. You know, you can't be
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: doing that shit.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: But Elden Ring came out around the time I was
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: on the Shaco Clock Potion. Mm-hmm. That's fun.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Elevator Ring? Oh, the ring camera?
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: No, Elden Ring.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Elden Ring, the game. The game.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: And it just like, It was crazy, man. It took
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: away the pain, but it was crazy. Yeah.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: I wonder what games go best with pills or whatever.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Hmm?
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: I wonder what games go best with pills.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: I don't even know. Anything that is a video game, probably.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: You got to pull up that picture, though. I have it.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: You want me to show you?
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, my God, bro. That looks like you in Sketch.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: This is really you, dude?
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: That's me. There it is. There it is. Look at it.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Look how swollen I am.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: You look like you're saving something for winter. That's crazy, Jay.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: There's like a screenshot or a B-roll or overlay of
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: like the pictures.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Look at you. You've been drinking breast milk for 40 years, dude.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: That's what you look like.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Sucking and mucking. Look at this.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, fuck.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Damn. Look like you're sucking on a tit off of
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: the LIE, dude.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: In the Tesla like this.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. You look like you fucking got a tough
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: hit on some Jersey tit right over there. Some fucking
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: turnpike nipple. That's what got a hold of you, brother.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: The LIE nipples.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, look like you were trying to give up. Damn,
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: look like you were trying to slurp on something in
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: bumper-to-bumper traffic right there, brother. That's a tough look, dude.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy?
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: It is, dude. God, you've been through so much, man.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: I've been through so much, Theo.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Like real talk. I know.