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RHOBH: "Pretty Woman, The Dress" and Vegas Updates! · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama Darling. Hello everybody, Welcome back to Drama Darling. It's me Amy
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Phillips from Caesar's Palace in my room. Emily Teresa's is still at home base
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in Los Angeles, but she is arriving this afternoon. Hi am, Hi,
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I am not packed and I haven't booked my hotel yet. Wow,
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this is something that we've all never seen before. This is like an experiment
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watching you navigate through this situation. I'm very curious what a life. I
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think that the stews will tell you that oftentimes because they're those are travelers,
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and if you don't care, especially in Vegas, usually the later you wait
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to book your hotel, that shea bird is. So I'm going to wait
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till two o'clock today. Yeah, yeah, and that's when like check in
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start happening, and then those prices will drop even more. They were like
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several hundred dollars cheaper this morning. I'm just gonna wait and I have a
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one hundred already. Yeah, like like the like I saw Cosmo was like
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three hundred dollars cheaper. Wow, whoa, this is so cool. You
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are really like a gambler. I mean, you're gambling with the hotel before
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coming to the Gambling City. Oh man, so I'm a high roller.
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Yeah, you are, truly. I am really excited to see what this
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will yield. So you know, Darling's stay tuned. Today we're going to
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be talking about Beverly Hills, and then tomorrow also I'll be doing Southern Charm
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and The Golden Bachelor. And I might be sleeping under an underpass. We
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don't know. You might be actually out the window. I see already set
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up for Formula one when they arrive, like bleachers, so there is a
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plethora, just a litter of bleachers you can sleep on. So that's great.
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The Belagio Fountain is right outside my window. It's like something that dickens.
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Should I take the computer for the yes? What do you call them?
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The tier? What do you call them again? The visual Q tier?
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Visual Q tier. Okay, so this is the view for I know
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what is that is amazing water front property. That is like the best view
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I've ever seen in Vegas. Now, granted my book one hour before I
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arrive. Usually that means get the broom closet, but that is amazing,
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Emily, I wonder if this isn't so much considering you know what you go
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through. But yeah, no, I completely this is the best of you
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I've ever seen in Vegas. Oh my gosh, we are now the whole
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show like this. I mean what am I Well, I was sitting in
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bed so now and I was trying to sit closer to the modem because I
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don't have my like equipment and stuff like that. So yeah, it could
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be more. I mean, just you should offer a tier tier four to
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five and they can come up and sit in that hotel room and with me.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, darling love this room is insane,
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you guys. I first of all, like, okay, so I'm
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not I don't have any of my recording equipment. We're doing this on zoom,
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so if it's just different sounding, that's why. But like I just
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had a moment a minute ago where I was like I can't believe the darlings
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keep up with me or like put up with this. I don't know.
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I just I always feel like I'm behind the eight ball, like I'm trying
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to pull together. I feel like I'm such a shit show all the time.
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And then it's a life hack for you. No one's ahead of the
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eight ball. We're all behind it. I knowing subscribers and you know,
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a free the people who are listening to this today. Wait it's Thursday,
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right, Yeah, so it's like it's great. You know, everyone's using
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their valuable time to listen. But I just feel like sometimes I just can't
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a lot of the times, I just feel like I can get it together
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and I don't know. I'm not trying to be a downer and I'm excited
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to be a provo con but like I'm a fucking mess. Like I'm a
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mess, I'm a mess human being. I I just this is also,
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I will say, pre show live energy because you've got a show coming up,
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you're overwhelmed with all thinking about that, I think, because that is
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so yeah, I get it. This is a this is not a fun
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time. Pre show energy is not always fun at all. Okay, I
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guess that's what it is. But you got it, and I told you
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that. I'm like, I get you, and I get my period.
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I'm like, really sorry guys to you am I But and Emily's like yeah,
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because she said you're sinking up with all the problem con ladies. There's
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so many women in Vegas right now, and Amy's sinking up with them,
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and in Vegas, you don't time with the moon, you time with the
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spear. Now, that was one of the negotiations when they put did I
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saw the spear on my way in from the car, you know? And
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I have to show you a picture, and I won't stay in the bed.
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I'll go back over for the view. But Amy, stay in the
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bed. Treat yourself. It is lovely to be in the bed. The
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bed. I'm not gonna lie. Oh, I'll show you that bread basket
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in a second. Okay. So it's not all bad, all right,
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you know, everything's going great, okay, But it's just like when it
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all hits you and you're just like, I am only just one person.
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What do I have to offer? What am I doing? What have I
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done? I have a correction? Like everything that you think about yourself,
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you just like crap, and you're like, I, okay, your head.
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No, you're not having pre show energy, you're having opening night.
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This will all go away tomorrow. Once you get this this first night out
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of the out of the way and all your ship's organized, you're gonna feel
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so much better after I promise, I believe I will believe you. My
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my lavender, My lavender sweated friend. You are your like a soft hug
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over Okay, so you're okay. Oh look at that her. So that's
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what gave me my period. Yes it did, Yes, it did.
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The ocean tides, it pulls the Bellagio tides into the I'm already feeling so
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much better. The fountains come on. I'm gonna run over there, but
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I do feel like I should be over there and I can getting better energy
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over there than I am in this bed right now. Okay, Like,
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did you notice the energy when I was sitting over there? Oh no,
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I did have a downward spire rollover Okay, No, you're right. I
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guess the energy is thingum everywhere. But I am going to go over here.
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Okay, I have my this morning. Look at my like, here's
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my fancy humidifier. Oh my gosh, that's so wait. Oh that is
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really cool for Vegas especially. It's dry. It's so dry, so dry.
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And I've got my coffee, got my jurgins. This is not hack.
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Look at little sweetie her class picture brought that with me. Did she
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sign the back for you? Did she sign it? Did you say?
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Did she write a message for you? On the back of her school picture.
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I've got my little stone here that she gave me to little Maddie.
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Anyway, okay, so I'm gonna go over here. Guys, this is
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I should just I mean, for lack of better purposes. I mean,
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this is what the room looks like. Kind of cute, kind of cute.
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Right, it's very cute, and that view is stunning. You need
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to start charging people to come up and looking at view. Right now,
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go in the hallway. They probably have the same view. So this is
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gonna be fun. I'm wearing my Scary Island sweatsuit from Jill's Arn Surprise.
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I love it. I'm getting excited. Jessica Joy, friend of the Darlings.
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Uh, she sent me a picture of from Midway Airport this morning because
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her and her mom are coming and there was a Darrel sweatshirt right there in
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the airport. She's like, it's happening. Yeah, which Midway were in
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Chicago. There was a send it to Daryl Sweatshirts. Oh oh oh,
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the Bravo Kan folks are coming from all parts of Oh. Oh my god,
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I'm so sorry. I thought you meant for sale. Oh god,
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no, can you imagine please. Oh. I was like, what how
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that? I can't handle that in that little I'm complete this an idiot.
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Okay, this is so funny. Water, Amy's left. Amy's now down
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the fountain. She's throwing pennies in guys, She's gone. She's back.
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Last night, Doug Butden and I and Melissa France from Watcher Happens Live and
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here's what Happens Live on Radio Andy, we went over to Martha Stewart's restaurant.
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Yes, and we walked in Doug and I at the same time saw
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the bread baskets on the table and lost our mother fing minds. And it
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is something that you order as an appetizer, like it's a fifteen dollars bread
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basket that is homemade. Boom, oh my goodness. You need a Google
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image this bread basket, Darlings. You can't see the other bread that's hiding
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behind this one, but that is the that's the one right there. It's
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like a cherry bread. It was like, dessert, can you get just
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the cherry bread? I don't know, Emily, I don't know, but
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I I it's worth it's worth me investigating because it was sick. Ohway,
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we had such a great time. We also saw leaving there because that's like
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it's in the Paris Hotel. So then we saw Van de Pump Paris with
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Nikolaine and all of the lighting fix doesn't furniture. And right when we were
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walking up there, I saw Lisa Hendrickson, who heads up the Bravo Khan
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Facebook group. Who, oh my god, forty thousand people on that Facebook,
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twent thousand whatever, and so I got to see her and meet her
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in person, you know. I interviewed her for after the drama, and
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I got to meet a couple other people there. Doug and I went to
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CBS. There was someone behind us that knew who we were. Oh my
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god, I love this. It was just we had a great night.
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It was excellent. The rehearsal went really well yesterday at the theater and just
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a heads up depending on what time you listen to this, I was alerted
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by the theater that they're going to add a couple more tables to the upper
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deck level right now. There are tickets available for Thursday and Saturday for those
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added tables. So you can email. Okay, I'm going to give you
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the email of Shelby at Notoriety, So and then if you are interested,
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go ahead. It's s Johnson at notorietylive dot com. S Johnson at n
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T O R I e t Y live dot com. And that's the latest
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there. Getting ready for the after party sponsored by twenty one seeds Tequila of
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course, got all the swag going great setup. Drew from New York is
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here on the piano and I'm probably going to post a little video on how
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to get into this building because much like Vegas, everything is like a huge
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you know, it's everything is a convention center. You know, nothing is
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easy. You have to go through things. So when you get to Fremont
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Street, when you arrive at four point fifty Fremont Street, you are going
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to notice that it's a complex and it's called the Neonopolis, and so it's
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like a theater complex. You have to go through. You have to go
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up the elevators to get to Notoriety or the escalator or up the stairs.
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But it's on the floor and so try to look for signage and just know
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that you will find it. And uh, I'm going to post a picture
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to what it kind of looks like. Perfect. Yeah, that's Vegas.
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Can't wait to say, I know it it truly? Is it? Truly?
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Truly? Is So? Have I seen any bravolebrities lately. No,
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because I was at the theater all day yesterday and then we went for dinner.
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But people are seeing them on the planes because I just checked that Bravo
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kan Facebook group, and people like Melissa and Joe are on mindplane. Michael
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Rappaport's on this one, like everyone's flooding in and saying like they're seeing everybody
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come in and it's really look as a as a Stern fan as well.
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I'm very excited to see him, I think more than most wives. I'm
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like, I gotta get I gotta talk to this Rapaport. I see what's
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really going on here? Yeah Rapaport. So but yeah, for the most
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part, everything's going great. My drive in was spectacular. Like I left
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at five point thirty in the morning. I had my car all loaded up
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with stuff and I just to be four hours in the car alone by yourself
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and just a pleasant drive. It was a delight. I felt like I
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was on vacation, So that's great. That was wonderful. Stopped off at
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this at Caesar's and got my key, gave him my luggage. Then I
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went right over to the theater and was rehearsing from eleven to like five or
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you know, getting all the stuff together. So it was great. It
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was a good, good start to the day, rocky start this morning.
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But I think we're there. I think we're getting there. Yeah, well
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I can't wait. I'm going to be there tonight at your show, and
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I'm going to go to the twenty one Seeds party after yeah and be bopping
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around the con. So, Emily, are gonna and I are going to
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go to the con on Saturday together. You're going to probably go Frida.
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You're going Friday too, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
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cool, I'll be around lurking wick. I have to show you looking I
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always got I'm always lurking. So, uh, this is the back of
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them. So if you see us in the wild, Yeah, they're like
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Neon hot pink sweatshirts that say Drama Darling and the Drama Darling font on the
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back with Amy Phillips and a QR code. That's us. That is not
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Andy Cohen. I see that. That's me. Now. It's very it's
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very just subtle on the front, but the back, you're gonna get smacked
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with a with a podcast pr code and and I want you to apologize.
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And that's why I'm not going to I was gonna pack my backpack instead,
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I'm going to bring my little like roll purse because I need people to see
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that QR code. And people are gonna think I'm your glam Well, bring
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both because you won't need to wear you won't be wearing this sweatshirt every day.
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I already talk myself into it because I was like, you know what,
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I don't want to carry a backpack around people. You're gonna have like
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a piece of luggage. Wait till you see that. It looks like a
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little doctor's bag, but it pops into a roll bag. Stop it right
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now. Yeah, and people think you're glad. We will be like,
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oh, who are you doing makeup for? And I'm giving a rolling bag
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for your well? I can, I can. I can keep it on
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my arm, but like then, and when it's small enough, you can
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have it on your arm, but when you're down holding it, you just
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turn into a bag. I have never seen this before. What I am
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so I'm dying. Yeah, you are full of secrets. I'm full of
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bags. I'm a bag holder. Okay, I can't wait to see this.
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Well, if you decide that you want to do your backpack, just
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know you're, oh, you probably don't want to load yourself down because you're
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yeah, well we'll see what happens. I mean, yeah, you don't
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want to load yourself down. No, you got to choose. It's the
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rolling bag. And if now, if you if I don't see this rolling
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bag, I'm going to spiral again. And yeah, well cut to you
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buying one on Monday. You got that right, dang, well, got
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that right, my friend. You like your shoulder, you're not like dealing
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with it is too small for all your stuff too, But you also are
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going to have like equipment, yeah yeah, yeah exactly, you're going to
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need that, yeah exactly. So now I can't I'm to periodically be turning
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behind me to see if the fountains have activated. Okay, that's fine.
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I just want you to know why when they're in high tide, when the
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Bellagio fountains in high tide, got it? So you know, really,
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the only news to report is that you know yesterday, okay, so we
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actually recap salt Lake City early. So when you heard Salt Lake City air
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on yesterday. We didn't know that Ramona had spoken out about the Vanity Fair
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article and that she had clarified to page six and then made it worse for
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herself by doing a partial slur. So now she acts from Bravo Khan.
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Yes, So I mean this is we I feel like we are all right
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now in a scene with Ramona. We've watched her do this on the show
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one hundred times in terms of being oblivious to putting her foot in her mouth
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and then thinking and then like just glossing over it and moving on. And
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now we as a nation are in a scene with Ramona, and we need
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to make the choice. Well, the choice has been made. Yeah,
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I mean I'm just saying, like, are sad? Are we fine?
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Are we? Like? Oh? God? Ramona? Like I kind of
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feel like a I feel a little sad for her a secondah how I feel
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Yeah, but because she was just on watch what happens with Derinda? Yeah?
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And so wait, do you know is that Ultimate Girls trip now just
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gonna get scrapped? I don't think so? Okay, I think so,
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I don't know. I mean they already scrapped another I know. I don't
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think they can afford to do that, to be honest, but I guess,
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I guess time will tell, you know, I mean, anything's possible,
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so, you know, taking the temperature of the room and seeing how
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people are feeling, and uh, I just like, yeah, the whole
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thing is absolutely messy and maybe just needs to go away, you know.
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Yeah. And when I say, let me clarify it. When I say
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I feel bad for Ramona, I'm saying I feel bad that this is how
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she operates and that oh like she's I know, I didn't take it like,
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no, I like give her a chance. That's how I'm saying.
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No. No, I know, I know, I know, I know.
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Although there's part of me that is like endlessly entertained by Ramona, but
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it's because she always puts her foot in her mouth, I mean, like
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just makes it worse and worse and worse. Where Like I understand what she
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was trying to clarify because the way that the article and Vanity Fair it made
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it sound like she used the actual full word right right, So when I
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read that, I thought, oh, geez, Louise, like holy shit,
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's bad. But I also had already
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known about it before, so that's what I've had in my mind for a
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year. Yeah, she had said that word to another person, a black
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person. So so then when it came out just yesterday that she was clarifying
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to page six that what she's saying is that she didn't say the full word,
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and so by clarifying it, she said then she then said half of
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the word, which made it worse. And it's like, I mean that
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lady can't win for losing, like I mean, and not for nothing.
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It should have never happened to begin with. I know that's the thing.
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She creates this shit shit and made it worse. Yeah, when she's trying
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to clear up, but I will say, and I don't know if it's
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a he said she said, because it sounds like Ramona is saying that she
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actually didn't say the word, and the other person is saying that she actually
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did say the word. So now I really don't know what the true.
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And then she said a bunch of other stuff that was horrible. So it's
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oh yeah, yeah, so it's it's it's a complete wash to begin with,
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but the semantics of it is like it left me guessing after yesterday's report,
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did she hear did she not say the full word originally, right,
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I'm gonna say that she did. I honestly kind of wish that we did
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have clarification on that because I don't know who's yeah, but the other story
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she said is equally bad and like not shouldn't be given a platform. Like
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if I was an advertiser, I'd be like, I can't advertise on the
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like I don't want to associate with this. Oh yeah, and I just
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I just saw that she's no longer like her real estate company dropped her.
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Oh shit, Well see, this is why you got to make that money
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when you make the money, because even like yeah, I mean I think
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that's the thing just to not just the money part, but like with cancel
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culture, when people get so pissed and like, oh my gosh, blah
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blah blah, it's like, yeah, as a as a person like one
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on one, maybe you can find some clarity to move on. But as
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an advertiser, like I don't want to put my spend a ton of money,
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yeah and put my like take that risk, that's crazy. Yeah,
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No, absolutely, of course. And I think people get that, you
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know, people haven't think they do, Oh darlings, get it, but
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I think as a nation, we're all like goosel culture. Oh well yeah,
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yeah, no, and there is something to cancel culture. I'm not
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all for it either, Like no, I am not down with the cancel
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culture. But I do understand when there's a fire happening and a an advertiser
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is all of it, they have to cut and run. There's no real
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option for them because to so they need to do certain things. And yeah,
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and it's just funny because a lot of times it's it's it's the money
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that that leaves first, and that's really like and then the and then everybody
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else like it's it's it's really about the money. What the money is going
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to stick behind and if it's not going to stick behind you you, then
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it's gone. It's too risky. Mm hmm. Anyway, well AnyWho,
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Well, well should we get into our recap? Yes, so we recapped
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the my Day one of pre Bravocon and you know, I will continue I'm
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just tomorrow I'll get to talk more about it and that'll be super fun too.
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So but look for Emily and I on Saturday at Bravo Con in our
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pink sweatshirts, rolling back have a duh. So Erica and dur meet and
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she's like, I just am really upset that you didn't, you know,
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lead with an apology at Eagle Woman, and Erica finally is like, I
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didn't know that it was so much trouble in your marriage. If I knew,
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I wouldn't have said something. And it's like, so that's why she
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said it. That's why I can't get my head around this woman. Oh
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it's funny you mentioned head because they sat down at that tea party like a
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couple of Max headrooms with those sunglasses of white shouldered black coats. You're right,
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those little puffy crops jackets that everyone has on this show. It just
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seems like, you know, they're just giving them out on the corners of
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Beverly Hills. I've never seen one in the wild, but I don't see
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them out here, but they wear them. Everybody has them. Uh So
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when she said that at Bravo Khan, my reaction was a couple of things.
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I thought, Oh, she's playing to the crowd. She's being a
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shillman, like, she's playing to the crowd. She said something that she
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knew her good friend Dori would be to handle because she did it for the
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show of it, and she just randomly said it to cause and stir up
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trouble. She didn't really mean anything by it. She was just having fun,
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so I originally thought there was nothing to it, that she was just
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playing. Oh I never thought that for a second. Yeah, I know,
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I'm so stupid. She knew something. They weren't on good terms.
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They were. I mean, I always think at the core everybody in a
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cast can come back together and be friends because they've been through so much together.
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But that was like very real. I mean, I'm off the heels,
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but that if they had so much trouble, she wouldn't have said it
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because she's Erica and she knows what to say. I don't even know why
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I bother to ask these questions. I really don't. I'm like the fountains
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that allowed you a same same song, same song. Oh, and it's
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like I can't. I don't know why I bother to try and figure her
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out. Well, because she is interesting, Like I mean, we can't
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help it. She gives us, she gives, and she takes, and
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she gives them she takes, and I'm there. Well, I agree,
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she's entertaining, but I guess it's like when she said that, I'm like,
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you're double talking again. I don't know what the fuck to think of
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you. I don't know what true. No, I agree, I agree
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because don't forget. This is also on the heels of when she you got
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to do it for us? But at about a husband about it, she
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said that shit, oh right, right, but she knows everything. M
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do the line, Amy, do the line, Lena, A mile man
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Lena. So she knew, yeah that she did know. She knew something.
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And then and so her excuses if I had known it was that bad,
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It's like, but you knew it was bad. There were issues.
28:03
Yes, okay, all right, I need to get off of this.
28:06
I'm sick of it. All right, Let's discuss what I had talked about
28:11
last week that I saw in the news, which was that Deary was Now
28:15
we know she went to a grocery store after she had gone to the bank
28:19
and taken out ten thousand dollars in cash. Her purse was taken from the
28:25
store, and we found out that she'd taken the cash out to go Christmas
28:30
shopping. God bless, and that three men were following her. They found
28:34
from the cameras right, what are you doing? You know? I'm sorry,
28:41
what are you doing? You're taking out ten thousand dollars of cash and
28:48
you're putting in a handbag and you're putting in the fucking grocery cart. Girl
28:53
bye. No, I know. And that's where I get to the PTSD
28:56
of it all. But I because I'm also like, why aren't you ten
29:00
thousand dollars? That's so many credit card points? What are you doing?
29:04
I don't This is so fishy to me. I'm sorry. All this stuff
29:07
about what people say about them and the money and everything in the past,
29:11
this is far and beyond to me, something that is just too bizarre.
29:17
And don't tell me that, like that's how they do it in Beverly Hills.
29:22
Where are you going at ten thousand dollars in cash? Why do you
29:25
need ten thousand dollars in Well, that's what I don't understand. It's a
29:27
lot. Sorry, weird, But I also don't think that the two of
29:36
them could pull that off like a heist of I'm not saying they roped the
29:42
bank. I'm saying, like, well, maybe they did, maybe there
29:45
was like insurance, but like it's cash, you're not getting that cash back.
29:51
Yeah, I know, I don't think it's and I never ever ever
29:55
thought, let me make this very clear, that Durit had anything to do
30:00
with setting up that robbery. I was never on that. No, no,
30:03
no no. And then the only thing I ever thought was if p
30:07
QUE had some shady business dealings and that's why they got robbed so many times,
30:12
because you know, they've gotten robbed so many times. I did not
30:15
know it was how many times. That was the I want to say third
30:19
time? Wow, well clarify something. Oh wait, no, hold on
30:25
a second. I'm sorry Erica Jane had gotten robbed three times and this was
30:30
Durt's maybe second time getting robbed, and then at the grocery store it would
30:33
have been her third. But I can't even count that, you know,
30:37
because they saw a rich woman and they followed her. They may have followed
30:41
her from the bank, you know, I mean, who knows. But
30:44
getting back to I never thought that she ever set that up, Like,
30:48
I was just never thinking that. But this to me is very weird,
30:52
and I need the darlings to come out and say, Amy, relax,
30:56
people take out cash all the time because they can just do this. Or
30:59
maybe she wants. Oh yeah, what I would love to hear from the
31:03
darlings on that that's a great VideA. I would too, because I feel
31:06
like I'm way out of my league in talking about why you would take out
31:10
ten thousand dollars in cash to go Christmas shopping? What do you gain from
31:14
that? To pay cash? Absolutely nothing. It's ten times harder to return
31:18
anything you don't get credit card points for it. Like, I don't get
31:22
it unless they don't have credit cards right now? Or she is she buying
31:27
ten thousand dollars in weed from Well, that was the first thing I thought
31:32
of, to be honest. But but maybe is it that they don't have
31:36
credit cards? That would be impossible. I know, but like that would
31:42
be impossible. What if they were maxed out on their credit cards? Here's
31:47
one. What if they're maxed out in their credit cards and don't want to
31:51
pay down their credit cards and she has to take out cash in order to
31:53
do these big purchases. I mean, I can't if you gave me ten
32:00
thousand dollars cash and told me to go Christmas shopping, it would take me
32:05
four years. Now that said, I'm not buying a diamond ring really,
32:12
you could spend ten thousand dollars is that on? Are you kidding me?
32:15
No? In an afternoon's stores right here, Chanel ly fit Ta, They're
32:24
right outside Amy's window. Darlings. Oh yeah, I'm reading that. So
32:29
I just go right over there, get us Chanel. I'm gonna get some
32:32
stuff at Chanel. Okay, yeah, okay, I'm in shopping. Yeah.
32:37
No, you're absolutely right. I don't know what I'm thinking, but
32:40
but that's you're thinking of Like you're not thinking going high end now, I'm
32:45
specifically thinking of me personally. Yeah, you're like, I can't put that
32:49
many things in my cart at the gap. Like, no, I understand
32:52
what you're saying. So right, you're saying, logistically, can I spend
32:57
that much money in one day? Obviously we all can, But would I
33:00
do that? No? I mean I'm going to probably use it in other
33:04
ways. I'm going to get a new screen door, you know. Yeah,
33:07
yeah, yeah, yeah, the child ran practically ran through it.
33:13
Oh no, house time If it's really she was fine, But anyway,
33:16
uh, you know things like that, So why why the money? I
33:22
don't know? And also like why the money then run on their errands?
33:24
I would take that money straight home. That's what I'm saying. It's also
33:30
interesting in dreat situation, and I'm just saying interesting. I'm not judging this
33:35
and I'm not even gonna say, but but that she's always there when this
33:42
shit goes down. I feel bad for her. Oh if that is the
33:46
case, because in Kyle's situation, you could kind of see that, like
33:53
she had been posting a bunch and people knew when she was home and not
33:59
home, Like I guess that that happens. That's happening a lot actually outside
34:02
like just in general, and so you can kind of see the wheels of
34:07
the criminal line working. But somehow poor Duri keeps being right in the line
34:13
of fire. Well, this is also, you know, on a separate
34:17
note, the PTSD thing and when you have are stuck in this way of
34:24
having to deal with your life because of trauma, I think your mindset and
34:30
the energy that you're giving off is like you you have been victimized, You
34:37
are vulnerable, and there may be something to that that emits that type of
34:43
energy to predators and two villains who can come and take advantage of you.
34:49
I think that there's something to that, like in your life. If you've
34:52
been a victim of something, why does it keep happening to you again and
34:54
again? You know? Yeah, And it also read like I said on
35:00
the last show, she probably had like a handbag that was worth ten thousand
35:04
dollars and maybe that's what they were going for. They weren't even they hit
35:07
the jackpot ten thousand dollars in it, imagine, But maybe they saw her
35:13
go to the bank get cash. They don't know how much. But really
35:16
what drew them to her was that handbag. Who knows, but well,
35:23
I just can't believe that that happened to her. After the robbery, she
35:29
has to go through. It's like a whole other wave of having to heal.
35:32
And I'm sorry. Like if my if I went through what she went
35:37
through, I would be it would be so difficult. And if my husband
35:43
didn't get into therapy on his own to deal with me, I'd be pretty
35:47
livid. You need to get in therapy. I would literally say we're done
35:52
unless you don't get get your ass into therapy so you can help me,
35:55
because I'm right right right, like or even just like marriage, couples counseling
36:01
and how to deal with because I feel like she's on this island and he's
36:05
not supporting her. And the irony too, is that he goes out of
36:08
town more, she said. And maybe that's his way. Maybe he has
36:14
PTSD two And it's that whole fight or flight thing right awful for her and
36:22
I feel very bad for her. This whole, this whole pretty woman thing
36:27
was unbelievable. God, the PK said, the new thing is putting songs
36:35
from other movies into different movies, because I was like, rock set wasn't
36:40
available, Like, what's the problem here, get rock sets? Oh yes,
36:46
it's like and now everyone's favorite song from top Gun. I have to
36:55
say, this was such a PK moment. I mean, we've seen him
36:59
do the boy George thing, we seen him do Melissa Ethridge, and to
37:05
top it off, just bringing in Berlin and also for him to say to
37:09
her in her ear he said, that's actually Berlin, did you know that?
37:17
Like thanks, thanks for letting and he like he brings in in there,
37:22
He's like, I want to take your breath away, like g moye,
37:25
Berlin my favorite Bolin and he introduces her. Oh god, it was
37:34
so reminded me honestly in that in that second. In my head, I
37:37
went gorgeous California. I was like, this gorgeous California, Like we're talking
37:44
about that from Gordon Bachelors. That was Pikase gorgeous California. Berlin. She's
37:51
like and then he said, Lyn, did you know that? And she's
37:57
like, thank you, of course, signing bike like Berlin by Berlin.
38:06
Oh my god. That was epic. And she's like a grat petty woman
38:10
because you're a pretty woman. He was like, oh, good one,
38:14
Pique. Just like I named your dresses, I'm gonna name this wedding dress
38:17
to Berlin. Oh. So this whole surprise thing was so weird and that
38:28
Kyle had to like set it up and she's like, I don't even know
38:30
what I'm just gonna wear my combat boots and just like show up and I
38:34
do whatever I'm told. And then Kyle felt like an assistant, like she
38:39
didn't even want to be I felt like she was working. It's one of
38:43
the only times I was like, she doesn't want to be filming, she
38:46
doesn't want to be doing this shit. She's a professional. She showed up,
38:51
yeah, and she did her job. Yeah, And that was mad
38:53
respect because that was the stupidest thing I've ever seen, And yet I'll always
38:59
look back and be like, remember when they did the pretty Woman scene and
39:04
then they showcased that five hundred thousand dollars diamond necklace that was on loan,
39:12
and uh, it was on loan in the movie too, So I mean,
39:16
I guess that's fair. It was five million dollars, not five hundred.
39:21
Sorry, I'm sorry you might have said that. I don't know.
39:23
No, I don't think I did. No five hundred, so it was
39:27
five million. Yeah, Yeah, that's craz There were a lot of diamonds
39:32
in this episode. That and then Crystal's diamond necklace. There were a lot
39:37
of ads. There was also that range Rover that Kyle and Kyle's new car.
39:45
It was a twenty range Rover auto. What a Range Rover autobiography,
39:53
That's what it's called. And Dreid's like, I'm so excited to write in
39:58
your new car truly had the same one. I'm like, then, what
40:00
ex be real? It's an ad upon an ad. You know. There
40:08
were so many ads. But I loved it. I loved it. Yeah,
40:13
yea wait, So let's get back to Berlin and the Red Dress and
40:16
the styling and stuff like that, and the awkwardness with Kyle. Yeah,
40:22
so you reat with anxiety. Yeah, she did not like this. That
40:28
was wild to see. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I get it.
40:35
I like you. I also kind of felt bad for Pque because he
40:39
really thought he was nailing it, So I guess, I mean, what
40:46
are you going to do? I just think it's all you know. I
40:51
think it was about selling. It was about an ad and and putting them
40:55
in that position to you know, showcase the diamonds, the hotel, and
41:04
and it works with their storyline. Well it does. I was surprised that
41:08
Beverly will Shirt was up for it. They don't need advertising. I was
41:14
just surprised. No, they really don't. So maybe it was just about
41:17
the diamonds. I don't know. But you know, the one thing that
41:22
it resonated with me that I think is completely relatable is that duri It's like,
41:27
I don't want to be dressed in clothes that I don't like. I
41:30
just want help around the house, Like I don't want to be wined and
41:35
dined either. It's like, just can you take out the trash, can
41:37
you give me a massage? Can you help with the schedule. Can you
41:40
pick up the groceries? Like, that's what's gonna make me excited. Yeah,
41:46
you know, that's what's gonna help not Berlin. I could give two
41:52
ships because by the way, that Glam team arrived six hours prior to that,
42:00
so Durie was maybe in Glam for us several hours, like I don't
42:05
know if it was fully six but the entire day. Yeah, and here
42:09
she thought she was gonna paler around with Kyle and yeah, it's not a
42:14
fun surprise, you know. So I do, I do get it,
42:19
but it is her job as well. And then and then she was like,
42:23
I don't like people choosing what I'm wearing. It takes a lot of
42:27
effort to look a certain way. And he's like, did the soylists and
42:30
Glam all show up in a row? And she's like, well, not
42:34
really, they were all stuck in the door. This is what we're talking
42:40
about. This is actually kind of amazing. Like she's irritated that they didn't
42:45
organize properly, they didn't choreograph their entrance. I mean that was a sticking
42:52
point for her at her anniversary dinner, Like this is where the aspirational part
42:59
of House five hits a ten for me because I'm like, that's great.
43:02
I love that this is your issue today. Yes, yes, that's I
43:07
totally agree with you. I love that they re enacted this terrible scene.
43:13
Uh. And then and that there was money involved, uh with with the
43:17
diamonds that we had the autobiography rang Drover in there, and there was a
43:22
lot here. It was that made Beverly Hill's in this episode, which I
43:27
appreciate. Yes, mm hmmm. It's like, I'm not gonna do surprises
43:34
anymore. Just it. Well. I will say that the trailer ahead of
43:37
this episode made me think, like, PK, you're an asshole. But
43:43
then like watching that scene completely as they as it, as they edited it,
43:49
I was like, oh, I see what he's saying. It's fine.
43:52
I mean, I'm still not a huge PK fan, But it wasn't
43:54
like Jury being sad about PTSD and needing help around that house and he's I'm
44:00
not going to your punishment is I will not surprise you. Like. It
44:05
wasn't that, but the trailer made you think that, yeah it did.
44:08
They really did take us on a little autobiography there in a range rover.
44:14
It wasn't what we thought it was gonna be yeah, but I do.
44:19
I hate it and love the scene so much. And Dary being like to
44:22
the stylis, she was like, okay, so you know, I'm a
44:25
stylus and a designer, so I know which ones I'll try on, all
44:30
right, And then she said, Karna, do you have the Beverly Beach
44:35
Bronzer? Oh my god, I didn't bring it, Makarna, where's my
44:43
elastic short Kimberly when she was doing that at her fashion show, where's my
44:47
Beverly Beach Bronzer needs it? Well, what a great time to be alive
44:55
to say, now, you know? How about and in that matchmaker Alessandra,
45:04
She's a lot. Alessandra's a lot, a lot, you know,
45:07
she feels like she she really believes in men leading and I like that.
45:10
Sutton had a problem with that, and we got a great montage of all
45:15
of her awkward dating tactics. She walked that, she walked her Alessandra into
45:23
that room of chairs on top of sectionals. I didn't understand the layout of
45:29
that room at all. They missed it. Oh, I gotta go back
45:31
and see it. I mean, clearly it was set up for filming this
45:35
one on one, but like they did a wide it looked insane. Oh
45:39
wow, like yeah, you got to see the way they set this up.
45:44
It looks like it's a storage room. Oh, of very nice chairs
45:49
with one table with fresh flowers. They didn't even try. That's wild.
45:58
Yeah. And so then her house is it because her house isn't completely done
46:01
yet or something. I don't know this sectional. I mean I guess,
46:06
like, go sit at the table in the kitchen with garcel Like wherever you
46:10
shoot, you shot that scene with Garcela at a kitchen table, Go sit
46:15
there? Why are we watching like this? Weird Barbara Walters set up like
46:20
me to me with the matchmaker. Oh that's really funny. I got to
46:25
go back and look. I love a weird setup scene, the whole thing
46:30
about you know, believing that a man should lead. Like. I understand
46:36
why she's saying that, because if she wants to hook her up with like
46:38
wealthy men in Beverly Hills, those are the types of men that just want,
46:44
you know, to tell a woman what to do. Yeah. Although
46:46
Sutton gave the line of the episode maybe the line one of my favorite lines
46:51
ever on Housewives, which she said, I was not allowed in the boardroom
46:54
of my marriage. I was like, oh, yes, excellent point.
47:00
Yeah, that's where all the decisions happen, except for she was allowed to
47:04
play on the summer vacation and because her husband would't show up to the end.
47:07
Yeah, it's weird, it's yeah, but hey man, three hundred
47:10
thousand a month, I'll take it. A lot of information that we're getting
47:15
to know about Sutton this year, about her marriage and her backstory, which
47:20
I really appreciate. And I think her range drove her autobiography unfolding before us
47:27
this season, which is nice because I know we all wanted to know more
47:30
about her marriage when she first started, and we didn't really see her kids,
47:34
so we had to wait on that. And I think, yeah,
47:37
to wait for her because she is very she's very interesting and uh, she's
47:43
got and she's so quirky, and you got a lover for her quirkiness.
47:46
I actually do. I think I'm going to start to have an issue with
47:51
her based on the previews for the show on the next episode, depending on
47:58
how hard she's going in on judging. But I do enjoy her a lot.
48:02
And again back to the aspirational part of the show, I mean in
48:08
terms of aspirational wealth and living a care free lifestyle. She is perfect for
48:14
the show. She's just she's just rich. Oh my god, so rich.
48:19
Yeah. So I guess like that part's and it's just fun to watch.
48:22
But I don't always agree with her, So that's also fun, sure,
48:29
absolutely, And that's quite all right. I mean, I think we
48:30
can still really love and appreciate a housewife. And I feel the same way
48:36
about Erica. Yeah, exactly, like just sudden. I don't want them
48:39
to go anywhere. I'm just I have my issues with them, but I
48:42
really enjoy watching them. Yeah, And there's something calming about the way Sutton
48:46
talks lot, I know, really like it's easy. I don't know.
48:52
I love it. I love it. I love it. And now that
48:55
we have heard this rumor about what Teddy said about her, about how she's
49:00
got like vodka in or purse all the time, I'm kind of like going
49:05
on there, But I'm looking at her a little different with that little winky
49:07
eye. She has a little squinty eye. Is that because you got a
49:10
little too much vodka and you are like, what's going on? So I
49:16
don't know, I don't know. I said, some questions are remaining,
49:20
and uh, you know, and this is such a no. I don't
49:24
even know if I want to say it. I don't know. Never mind,
49:29
I think, I come, what what is it? Well? Sometimes
49:34
we know how you can look at a person and be like, oh,
49:36
they're an alcoholic. Uh huh you know what I'm saying. I can tell
49:39
you I've had that thought about her with like the really skinny legs in the
49:44
I just am like alcoholic. Like I swear to you, there's and it
49:47
could be completely untrue about all the people that I look at and I've size
49:51
them up. But there are some people where I'm like, you know,
49:54
someone who's got or like someone who has a broken foot and they have say
50:00
that they look like their knucklock. I'm like, well, yeah, you
50:01
broke your foot because you fell drinking, you know, like all the things,
50:05
all these things I pieced together. I just and I've had that thought
50:07
about her. But time will tell, darlings, don't break your foot if
50:13
you don't want the judgment. And I'm said, don't break it. You're
50:15
a drunk if you do. But to me, falling in the Bellagio fountains
50:22
on This plays on well not page six, they don't care, but maybe
50:30
the back pages of Daily Mail. So let's discuss. Oh, let's discuss
50:35
Sutton and Garcel before we get into birthday. Yeah yeah, yeah, and
50:38
let's see how many episodes we can go without bringing up Crystal. Okay,
50:42
so Garcel crying at the kitchen really broke my heart. It's not our fault
50:51
about Garcel. No, Crystal, you did it. You brought her up
50:59
like her brother is a pop star. We're just super cool, you know.
51:02
Yeah, I'm not it. You know, like her life very amazing,
51:08
Like it's amazing. So I don't know why she's on the show,
51:14
right, That's what I'm saying. It's just she's there. She's got a
51:16
great life, and uh there's there's nothing else. There's nothing to exploit or
51:22
make fun of or like even chat about. She's just lovely and that's that.
51:27
She is very much like we would be if we were on the show.
51:30
Yeah, guarded and like I don't know, you're seeing it all like
51:34
I don't know. And then it just isn't hitting any bells and whistles.
51:37
I mean, try to bring us the drama of her brother's engagement during COVID
51:42
I was like, that is a stretch, honey, like, are you
51:45
trying to give your diamond away to your pop star brother? Because it's not
51:49
it's not there. But she's lovely and they're great, but there's nothing polarizing
51:55
and nothing compelling. I'm not going to be like, oh my god,
51:58
I don't know if I love Crystal. She's just lovely, moving on.
52:01
That's it, That's all there is to it. And I just think,
52:05
like, you know, maybe I I yeah, I just don't know.
52:08
Maybe she just needed a way to be her own person in this marriage,
52:12
and this is she thought this would be a fun opportunity. That's fine,
52:15
Yeah, absolutely for now, Absolutely for sure. But we haven't seen the
52:20
full season yet, so maybe things will ramp up for her. Yeah.
52:23
I think the other part of that is like I just don't even when she
52:27
has been really vulnerable, I'm like, okay, well, like I don't
52:32
you seem kind of over this too, Like I don't know that yeah,
52:37
yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel you on that. But anyway,
52:40
Garcela and Sutton, we won't touch it for another couple episodes since we already
52:45
spent like five minutes. Okay, So Garcela and Sutton, you were saying
52:50
something was sad here. Oh, I just really liked their friendship and that
52:53
and and garcel again being upset about Jack's I was actually glad that that just
52:59
didn't even like on the beach, that it stuck with her. Yea,
53:05
even though I'm totally on her side as a mom, like you're doing the
53:08
best you can and your kid's gonna get over this. But like I felt
53:14
bad that she can't see let or you know, sucks. I loved that
53:20
she shared that with Sutton and that Sutton can understand because she has had,
53:25
you know, a teenage boy. And she was like, well, the
53:30
son of three kids. I think, yeah, she got three kids.
53:34
And she said the teenage boys can be assholes. Kind of assholes is what
53:37
she said, which was a nice way to say, not in the mean
53:40
way. She was like, they can kind of be assholes, which I
53:43
think is a great way to to put it. Yeah, and it's true,
53:50
and they're going through you know, a lot, and and but boy,
53:52
her Garcelle explaining that her son asked to go live with his dad is
54:00
really intense. That's just not what you want to hear. And I think't
54:07
but maybe the dad, Is that is what you want to hear if you're
54:09
the dad, I mean like maybe, Oh that's an interesting point. I
54:14
mean so right. I don't think about it from another person's perspective, but
54:19
yeah, if you were the dad, you'd be like all right, yeah,
54:22
mom, you'd be destroyed. Yeah, it's really hard that. That
54:29
is a hard situation. But I think Arcel had it right with him potentially
54:34
maybe doing it to punish her, but also to see what he can get
54:37
away with because maybe he can get away with more things with her with his
54:40
father, who knows. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll see.
54:45
I just feel bad for it, but I am glad that her and
54:49
Sutton seem to be like genuine friends. Oh they're tight, yeah, yeah,
54:52
because they are really, they really pal around, like not filming.
54:58
Yeah. And also the PJA to Vegas. I don't know if you want
55:04
to jump on that. Oh wait, we're kind of like we still have
55:07
to talk about that party. Let's leave it for the end. So we're
55:10
going to the private jet. Thanks for the jet, Gayer, So in
55:15
the trailer for this season. I don't know why I thought this, and
55:19
maybe you corrected me, but I still in my head thought that that was
55:22
them flying to see Erica, like a warm up of Erica's show. Yeah,
55:29
we did talk about that. We weren't sure, but we were also
55:31
like, not, what's up. Then we settled on that it wasn't okay
55:37
because I was also relieved that Erica wasn't spending I forgot that we settled on
55:43
that, and I was like, oh, I'm so relieved that she's not
55:45
spending money she doesn't have for all this. Oh my god, for a
55:50
second, you thought that may have been Eric. When I saw the trailer,
55:53
I was like, whoa phantoms? Oh, yeah, I got you.
55:58
I'm sorry, I understand what you're saying now, right, But then
56:00
I was also confused because we know that like Rinna had gone, and that
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like Sutton and Garcel didn't go. They went to a Dodgers game, and
56:10
very clearly everybody posted from their various far away points, right. Yeah.
56:15
I think we did the math at some point and we're like, that wouldn't
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have happened at that point, shooting because the announcement and the timing and stuff.
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But yeah, yeah, rest assured the head didn't come out of Erica's
56:29
accounts. So that's right, good, good, good, good. Okay,
56:36
Berlin, how much did you hire Berlin? Oh my god, if
56:42
Berlin came in place of Ramona to Bravo Khan, oh they have space.
56:49
I'm just saying, so okay, then were you about to say how much
56:55
did Berlin costs? Ten thousand dollars? Just kidding cash? Yeah, I
57:05
think they did it for free. Yeah, yes, I think probably PK
57:10
works with them on some level. And then and that he's like, you're
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going to get so many downloads, everybody's gonna hear this song is fresh.
57:17
That's my that's my PK accent. It's not even British really, it's such
57:27
a dial down PK. I kind of like that version of PK. That's
57:30
his that's his moving and shaking. I'm pulled over on the side of a
57:36
road alone in a car, just the police. That's it. Uh,
57:42
Dereit did not bring glam to Vegas. That was the shock of the episode.
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You know, PTSD is real. Yes, I mean, I'm sorry.
57:53
I don't mean to make like a joke of it, but I actually
57:58
do mean that I don't understand Yeah, no, no, no, I
58:02
mean like that that is like, unless we're watching someone evolve in real time
58:07
may be triggered by the PTSD, but just watching them kind of like change.
58:13
And so we just have this character in our head of how she is,
58:16
but she's like truly changing. Maybe I don't know that. I get.
58:22
If you're going on a girl's camping trip, you know you don't bring
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glamb because but some people do. And I would have said one hundred percent
58:29
would to go to Vegas and these high profile you're filming, like all these
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outings Bellagio, You're gonna film in Amy's room and not wear glam Come on?
58:42
Please? Yeah? Please? I dare you? I but Crystal did
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And that was a big twist. That was her moment of the episode.
58:54
Yeah, but it was her fortieth birthday. Yeah all right? Oh when
59:00
they gave her a again diamond sapphire and diamond necklace three thousand dollars. Can
59:05
you imagine, Emily like going out with your friends and they gave you a
59:07
fucking three thousand dollars necklace? Are they receiving three hundred thousand dollars a month?
59:15
I could believe it? Right, everyone, please upgrade to Tier two
59:21
or three so I could pitch in for Emily's next birthday when's your birthday,
59:24
Emily. You're gonna not like this. It was October eleventh. I'm sorry,
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I don't talk about it. Yeah, don't ch Are you serious?
59:47
Yeah? I am so passed at you right now. Look, I'm not
59:52
a baby that day. Oh you're in so much trouble. I'm not.
59:57
I don't like I love celebrating other people's birthdays. I was on Wednesday.
1:00:01
We talked that day. Well, I mean, I don't call this talking.
1:00:07
I think this is like on a different level, like vibing. Well,
1:00:12
darlings, please wish Emily a happy birthday. No, it's fine.
1:00:16
We're going to Vegas on a jet. Your private jet is called Southwest.
1:00:28
Oh my gosh, Emily, how about that? Oh yeah, put this
1:00:32
in my calendar. So and it's definitely not when I have a friend that
1:00:37
he doesn't ever say his birthday and then has everybody go to we all get
1:00:42
together for his birthday. This happened twice. Yeah, and then what he
1:00:45
likes to do is the next day say it was his birthday, and his
1:00:49
gift to himself is we all feel like shit. So that's not this.
1:00:52
This isn't you know that. I just I'm just not a big birthday person
1:00:57
if it's mine, I like doing other people's birthday. I totally under It's
1:01:00
wild how different people are about birthdays. And I think it has a lot
1:01:04
to do with like your upbringing and stuff. Yeah, I mean I always
1:01:07
I think it's more about the business that we're in, and I think it's
1:01:12
like, cause what I used to we celebrated birthday. I haven't been into
1:01:15
my birthday since the twenty I was in my twenty I totally agree, I
1:01:20
should say I should say upbringing in this well, I think it's a combination
1:01:23
of both, but like a lot like I obviously celebrated my birthday. Everyone
1:01:28
did when they were growing up. But it wasn't like stop the presses,
1:01:35
surprise, it's a pony, you get a car. Yeah, yeah,
1:01:38
just it just wasn't. It was like you can have six people over,
1:01:42
they all get a stick of gum, you know what I mean? It
1:01:44
was right right right. And I never had like parties every year it was
1:01:46
I probably had like I don't remember having birthday parties like they were more family
1:01:51
parties. So it's just something that for me, I'm very very low key
1:01:54
about my birthday. I and when is your birthday November two today. That's
1:02:00
why I was depressed earlier. No one remembered. So I answer the question
1:02:08
phillips, Oh yeah, sorry. I actually wasn't trying to deter February sixteenth,
1:02:14
Okay, okay, cool, But I I'm so chill about my birthday,
1:02:19
Like I'm not like, oh my god, I can't believe people didn't
1:02:22
like reach out to me mom my birthday. Yeah, I can't believe we're
1:02:25
not going out on my birthday, like I can't believe Brett didn't. I
1:02:30
am never been that person and I just never will be. I'm just not
1:02:36
that person. So I totally get it. But I like to know these
1:02:38
things because I like to at least say happy birthday. So you like to
1:02:42
are you going to make me a cat cake? I'll cake cake cake,
1:02:47
I should Yeah, after Bravo con I'll have some time. Okay, good,
1:02:53
That's what I'm looking for. Now let's get to Porsche Porcia's fifteenth birthday.
1:02:59
You guys wit fifteenth or sixteen? I thought it was said fifteen?
1:03:04
Am I wrong? Okay, you're right. Look if it was sixteen,
1:03:07
she would have gotten uh over autobiography. Okay, and Dearie would be like,
1:03:13
I'm so excited about your sixteenth birthday present. I literally have the same
1:03:16
one. So Kyle, we do start this scene with her being like Gay's
1:03:25
port is heart out into the agency and so she's the other woman, and
1:03:30
we know he's opening up worldwide Portugal, Majorca, Portias. Yeah, there's
1:03:37
all kinds of piatas everywhere. They're having a birthday party and Estella tries to
1:03:43
be cavalier about her miked up confrontation with Kyle, which I can't believe they
1:03:51
got her to do this, but she's like, oh, Kyle, do
1:03:53
you know what is everything all right with you and Muricio? Because I just
1:03:58
keep seeing all these things like divorce, separated, Like every time I open
1:04:03
up Google, open up Google. She said, yeah, every time I
1:04:09
open up Google. Really, your on screen doesn't like the Google like mine.
1:04:15
Somebody's messing with you. This is Mauricio. Yeah, I don't know,
1:04:23
man. That was so uncomfortable, those little snipes at each other.
1:04:28
Is my like, I hate that, m me being around it? Yes,
1:04:33
yeah, like in the kitchen, like with no like I think they
1:04:38
used to have some kind of poker face about it. They have no poker
1:04:44
face about it. Now Mauricio is like done, Kyle is done. Yeah,
1:04:51
them him trying to come over her, and she's like, I A
1:05:00
so weird. I mean, it's it's just and it's wild that we have
1:05:04
a window into this and and it's real, you know, it's it's real.
1:05:08
And as I laugh, like it's just it's sad because all those girls
1:05:13
and the pressure of you know, the broad strokes of that's the pressure of
1:05:17
being on reality TV and in this business for so long. She grew up
1:05:20
like in the business now he's it's it's so much, it's so much.
1:05:28
Yeah, And I think you do get addicted to making the money when you
1:05:31
need to make the money, like because there is a timeline to this.
1:05:35
I mean I know that he's got a real estate company, but like also
1:05:41
like the reason why the agency might be doing so great is because it has
1:05:45
a platform. What happens when that platform goes away? Now you're just another
1:05:47
real estate agency in Los Angeles. Like there's wonderful. Yeah. So it's
1:05:53
like I think you got and I get it. I get like they've got
1:05:58
a lot of upkeep. They have a lot of overhead in that family,
1:06:01
and so they are making the money when they can make the money, but
1:06:04
like it's hard to watch sometimes. I know, well this tattoo thing was
1:06:14
so bizarre that that's what pushed him over the edge. And I mean it's
1:06:18
really like their own housewife's storyline because he's like, that was my story to
1:06:23
tell, not your mother. Yeah, to his mother, like that was
1:06:27
my story to tell you've had time? Yeah yeah, now because weird the
1:06:32
way Kyle did it too, Like Kyle felt I felt like she was trying
1:06:36
to like kind of gets yeah, well get the heat off their marriage.
1:06:44
Ah, the mom interesting yeah yeah, and so instead like let's talk about
1:06:48
these tattoos. I have one, and then that wasn't enough to take off
1:06:54
the heat. And then she's like whoa, moh, how's one that's yeah
1:06:59
turn up yeah oh wow. So it just felt like and it also feels
1:07:05
like maybe Kyle's just tired of lying on back. There you go, and
1:07:11
there she said it. Now we said it, Emily, Yeah, yeah
1:07:15
I got one and he does too, and yeah, you're right, my
1:07:17
kids those are real that my kids had. Those aren't just drawings exactly.
1:07:21
Mom cameras like this is us. She's sick of it, Yeah it is.
1:07:28
It must be exhausting, Oh my god. And she's a really good
1:07:31
actress, a genuinely good natural actress. Where you can see from that scene
1:07:39
at the Beverly Wilshire she's showing up, she's doing her job. But there
1:07:43
are so many more like you wouldn't be able to tell that with other people,
1:07:47
that they're hiding their discomfort so well, whereas with her, she can
1:07:51
make the best of something and still be acting and you can still get some
1:07:56
joy and yeah out of her, whereas with other people you're left kind of
1:08:00
cold and you're like, well, they're just pretending. But she does a
1:08:02
great job at that. So but she does a great job. And probably
1:08:06
like because she was she could, she was drinking a lot, like she
1:08:12
was able to medicate that in terms of like get up and do it again.
1:08:16
And now she's like you know what, fuck this. Yeah, and
1:08:21
she's just like releasing the dynamite, like leather skirt, combat boots. This
1:08:29
is who I am. I mean, she's dressing way more uncomfortably. She's
1:08:34
more uncomfortably dressed than ever, more comfortable on the inside. Yes, she
1:08:41
has an harder shell because she's not letting you in. She's like she's putting
1:08:48
a fortress around her to keep herself comfortable on the inside. She's wearing edgies,
1:08:55
edgy earrings, so they'll poke you if you try. She's wearing edgies.
1:08:59
You are so right, And that's why she's going like all that photo
1:09:03
shoot with her in all the leather. It's it's so true. She is
1:09:06
guarding herself. She's armoring up this next phase of her life and it's a
1:09:12
big fu. Yeah. I'm taking care of me and what's inside of here.
1:09:15
And you can all stay out there. Oh I am. I'm feeling
1:09:20
this for Kyle right behind me too. Well, those fountains, I guess
1:09:28
don't go on before. You got to sleep in. Yeah, the water's
1:09:33
sleep in. People are asleep on the banks of the fountain when it's low
1:09:41
tide on the banks of the fountain. Is there anything else in this episode
1:09:47
that we need to discuss. We got to get you packed and on a
1:09:50
plane. Yeah, man, I think we got it. You gotta get
1:09:55
you going here, okay, And I'll know it's my seat because it will
1:09:59
be a a bag with my name on it on my airplane. Remember those
1:10:03
huge gift bags that Kyle went and put on the peg. I'm sorry.
1:10:09
Yeah, it took me a second as I was reading through my notes,
1:10:12
but yes, and who put those there? Kyle, Kyle, That's amazing.
1:10:17
Wouldn't you just love one day to like get a bag from someone with
1:10:21
your name on it like that? I mean my aunt did that, all
1:10:25
right, don't brag when I was for like I think I was eight.
1:10:30
Oh yeah, so I've lived at Amy. Okay, well maybe I have
1:10:36
two on a lower tale too, all right, you know, all right,
1:10:40
Well listen, that was a fun recap. Look, Emily's going to
1:10:44
be at Cabareami tonight and the after party you can meet her there. Amy
1:10:49
will be there too. I don't know, I'm not sure. I'm feeling
1:10:53
a little bit weird about it. No, I'm kidding. I was like
1:10:56
what it was like, Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm totally
1:10:58
joking my going in for Amy to night. Shit, Hey, get get
1:11:01
warm. Then on Saturday we'll be hob nobbing around Bravocon in our very pink
1:11:10
sweatshirt. So look for us and the rolling bag. And we also would
1:11:15
love to talk to you because we're gonna have a mic and just shit chat.
1:11:16
We're gonna get some you know word on the street from you guys,
1:11:20
even if it's in my voice memos. And then we're gonna pluck pull it
1:11:24
together and air some of that footage on Monday, yes, or or after
1:11:30
it's edited. No pressure, no, yeah, I'm I already have it
1:11:34
set up for the edited. Wow. We're on top of it. Yeah,
1:11:41
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