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4 Million Dollar Port A Potty · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:01
  Audio shared by Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting.
• 0:04
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We're gonna… is there gonna be a new order?
• 0:07
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm leaving.
• 0:11
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I suffered a complaint Who are fake news?
• 0:15
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I am not suicidal!
• 0:19
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. I can circle back, I'll circle back.
• 0:22
  El Guapo: with you. Do not come.
• 0:26
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:28
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm gonna…
• 0:30
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to the latest and greatest episode of the Jeffrey and Brian Show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:36
  Brian McFadden: I'm Ryan.
• 0:38
  Testecleese: We've got two guys drinking some beers, talking about what's going on. We got the great El Guapo back with us once again.
• 0:45
  El Guapo: I've been missing a lot.
• 0:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's been, split-tail hunting and beaver trapping.
• 0:51
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, yeah, I learned a lot. You know, I should have known better not to date a liberal, and…
• 0:58
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 0:59
  El Guapo: Especially that razor.
• 1:02
  El Guapo: A raging one, too, on top of that, so I was like, ugh.
• 1:07
  Testecleese: So what, what, you, yeah, you shooked her a couple times and then left, I'm guessing?
• 1:11
  El Guapo: No, it's just… We're… we're talking, and she, like, it's an age gap, she's a little bit older than me.
• 1:19
  El Guapo: And so, I thought it was like, hey, is it the age? No, it's like the kids, because I'm not looking for a stepmom. No, it's not a dad, so it's like, you know, she kind of like… I think she went through my profile and stuff, so she kind of…
• 1:32
  Brian McFadden: -Oh.
• 1:33
  El Guapo: away, and…
• 1:34
  Testecleese: She ended the relationship because she doesn't like your politics, even though you two got along.
• 1:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, we talk about everything, dude.
• 1:42
  Testecleese: See, that's a problem.
• 1:44
  El Guapo: I know, yeah.
• 1:45
  El Guapo: Did you…
• 1:46
  Testecleese: No, you dodged a bullet.
• 1:48
  El Guapo: Well, she's smart, dude, she was talking about, germ, guns and Steel, the book, you know, that, Neil, not Neil Ferguson, but Neil Diamond, I think is the name of the author.
• 1:59
  El Guapo: But, yeah, we were talking about a lot of things, and it was awesome, though, but just the politics got in the way.
• 2:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, that happens, and sounds like you might have dodged a bullet, because…
• 2:11
  El Guapo: With the dance, the stairs.
• 2:13
  Testecleese: It would have come up somewhere else later down the line.
• 2:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, so…
• 2:18
  Testecleese: Alright, you guys go ahead and start this. As soon as we hit record, my kids wanna talk.
• 2:23
  El Guapo: I don't worry.
• 2:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, hold on.
• 2:25
  Brian McFadden: So, we got, big news, big news in the Senate, Mitch McConnell is back in the House!
• 2:32
  El Guapo: Oh, man.
• 2:32
  Brian McFadden: After his month-long absence.
• 2:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, such a great… So that means,
• 2:39
  Brian McFadden: We got a bigger majority in the Senate for a few more weeks.
• 2:43
  El Guapo: Until he passed away.
• 2:47
  Brian McFadden: Or they get voted out of majority.
• 2:50
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's true.
• 2:52
  El Guapo: Well, there's, well, I don't…
• 2:55
  Brian McFadden: The crazy thing is that, you know, it was such a secretive thing, you know, so how sick was he, really? Was he close to death, or what?
• 3:03
  Testecleese: He's undead right now.
• 3:06
  Brian McFadden: I know that!
• 3:07
  El Guapo: No, I think we're waiting for AR to catch up, so they can bring him.
• 3:10
  Brian McFadden: Oh, maybe that's what… maybe that's who showed up in the Senate yet.
• 3:14
  El Guapo: Yeah, AI, it's all AI, man.
• 3:16
  Testecleese: I think Brian's either got a fly in his, little.
• 3:19
  Brian McFadden: I do, I do gotta fly in here, yeah.
• 3:22
  Testecleese: Or his diabetic cat keeps farting in front of his face.
• 3:25
  Brian McFadden: No, the diabetic cat sitting next to me, you know?
• 3:29
  Brian McFadden: I put a… we went to the vet this week, and found out he needs some prescription pills, so…
• 3:36
  Brian McFadden: Now I have a very expensive cat that my wife doesn't like.
• 3:40
  Testecleese: Cool, that… there's an easy solution to this, you know that, right?
• 3:43
  Brian McFadden: I don't agree with that solution.
• 3:45
  El Guapo: Lisa… Lisa Clancy Clancy style?
• 3:47
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 3:49
  Testecleese: I remember as a kid, right, my grandfather, over in Scituate, Massachusetts, had a cat give birth to a litter of kittens under his shed.
• 3:58
  Brian McFadden: Huh?
• 3:59
  Testecleese: He went and got a fucking burlap sack, right?
• 4:02
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 4:03
  Testecleese: put a handful of rocks in it, went and collected these kittens, and the mother tied them up and tossed them off the bridge into the river. Into, like, the marsh. And I was like, whoa.
• 4:13
  Brian McFadden: Crazy. That's messed up.
• 4:16
  Brian McFadden: Not a cat lover.
• 4:18
  Testecleese: But, well, it's different. It was a pet… that was actually a pest that was gonna destroy his property. That's… it'd be the same thing as eliminating moles.
• 4:26
  Testecleese: But it was just, he was so brutal and callous about it. He was also a World War II vet, though, so… you under…
• 4:33
  El Guapo: It's a different mindset.
• 4:34
  Testecleese: Greatest generation had a different mindset when it came to death, you know?
• 4:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 4:41
  Testecleese: But speaking of, like I said, I'm pretty sure Mitch did die, he's, an undead zombie.
• 4:46
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 4:47
  Brian McFadden: Did you see… So we should…
• 4:52
  Brian McFadden: Well, he wasn't doing very good before this illness, so, I mean…
• 4:56
  Brian McFadden: He's already said that he's not running for re-election, surprise, surprise.
• 5:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, and where's he out of?
• 5:03
  Brian McFadden: Kentucky?
• 5:03
  El Guapo: Kentucky.
• 5:04
  Brian McFadden: And the problem with him dying is that the governor gets to appoint a replacement, and the governor is…
• 5:10
  Brian McFadden: A Democrat that Kentucky keeps… Kentuckians keep voting in. He is one of those Democrat governors that literally shut down Kentucky, and then some during COVID, and they still voted for him when they came back… when he came back up for re-election after COVID.
• 5:27
  Testecleese: How do they keep… well, when's Mick McConnell due up for re-election?
• 5:32
  Brian McFadden: I see.
• 5:32
  El Guapo: Next election? No.
• 5:34
  Brian McFadden: I think it's in… I think it might be in November.
• 5:36
  Testecleese: November? Really? Okay, because it's every 6 years with Senators, right?
• 5:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 5:41
  Testecleese: Well, that's.
• 5:42
  Brian McFadden: Let's get food.
• 5:44
  Testecleese: But… How long is this… if they say, keep re-electing this governor, but how… how did they…
• 5:49
  Brian McFadden: Mcdonald, he's gonna step down, yeah, after the 20…
• 5:53
  Brian McFadden: He was, last re-elected in 2024.
• 5:59
  El Guapo: So, 2030.
• 6:01
  Brian McFadden: No, he's gonna… he's set to retire early next year, opting not to seek re-election for another 6-year term. So yeah, he's…
• 6:09
  Brian McFadden: He's on his way out this year.
• 6:11
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 6:12
  Testecleese: Alright, and the other senator is, Rand Paul.
• 6:15
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 6:16
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 6:16
  Testecleese: Tennessee.
• 6:17
  El Guapo: Tennessee. We're both Tennessee, too.
• 6:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's tough to remember where all these senators are from, you know what I mean?
• 6:28
  El Guapo: By the way, just… I just want to point out that… Your average American who…
• 6:32
  Testecleese: follows the news.
• 6:33
  Brian McFadden: No, you were right, Rand Paul.
• 6:37
  Testecleese: Oh, Mitch.
• 6:38
  Brian McFadden: Mitch McConnell's, current term expands on 2027, January 3rd, and Rand Paul ends on January 3rd, 2029, so they're 2 years apart.
• 6:50
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 6:51
  Brian McFadden: Right now, both are Republicans.
• 6:53
  Testecleese: That's… that's the issue, is if they keep re-electing this…
• 6:57
  Brian McFadden: Stupid governor.
• 6:58
  Testecleese: governor that shut down the state.
• 7:01
  Brian McFadden: Maybe they're trying to be like Massachusetts and have that divided government.
• 7:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, and it worked great for 50 years, maybe? But look, it all went blue, and look what's going on.
• 7:12
  Testecleese: In Massachusetts.
• 7:14
  Brian McFadden: the show.
• 7:15
  Testecleese: We have an entire category today called, Masses Messes.
• 7:22
  Testecleese: Well, gee, we'll definitely get to that, what's going on in Massachusetts.
• 7:27
  El Guapo: So, this snap…
• 7:30
  Testecleese: thing that Trump did to, like, hey, you're abusing the system, is CAIC coming into effect, like, soon.
• 7:35
  Brian McFadden: This is a little bit different. This is, this article is actually about how the federal government
• 7:41
  Brian McFadden: Is shifting more costs of the administration of it.
• 7:46
  Brian McFadden: to the states.
• 7:48
  Brian McFadden: They're not gonna pay for… this is a…
• 7:51
  El Guapo: This is,
• 7:53
  Brian McFadden: This is delaying… they wanted it to be delayed, but the federal government said no.
• 7:59
  Brian McFadden: That's the way I read the article, anyway.
• 8:02
  Testecleese: Okay, okay, my mistake, I,
• 8:06
  Testecleese: Gave it a quick once-over when I was trying to catch up last minute.
• 8:10
  El Guapo: Plug it up.
• 8:10
  Brian McFadden: Cause right now,
• 8:14
  El Guapo: the…
• 8:16
  Brian McFadden: They… they want the states to pick up 75% of staff's administrative costs starting in October.
• 8:25
  Brian McFadden: And it's gonna keep going…
• 8:26
  Brian McFadden: It's gonna keep going up year after year. So, I mean, if the states do their job right, then, you know.
• 8:33
  Brian McFadden: and only keep the fraud down, then it shouldn't be a big deal. But the states that are… got a history of fraud, like Minnesota.
• 8:42
  Brian McFadden: Then they got issues.
• 8:45
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, then they're gonna be paying out of their pocket.
• 8:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, which…
• 8:48
  Testecleese: I understand you.
• 8:48
  Brian McFadden: Well, it should create more accountability in the system.
• 8:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, and I understand the idea of the federal government helping out.
• 8:55
  Testecleese: A little bit with this kind of stuff, but if the state is just going to approve whomever, whenever.
• 9:01
  Testecleese: Why is it up to me, though?
• 9:03
  El Guapo: Give them.
• 9:04
  Brian McFadden: Including illegal immigrants.
• 9:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, driving their $60,000 cars, and I'm paying for their food stamps, you know what I mean?
• 9:14
  Testecleese: Ugh, okay.
• 9:16
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ, I still… we've talked about this for God knows how long. I still don't know what the hell the Kennedy Center is for.
• 9:23
  El Guapo: Okay. It's like a theater,
• 9:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's for arts, and they have art shows in there, they have concerts in there.
• 9:32
  Testecleese: venue.
• 9:32
  El Guapo: So, yeah.
• 9:33
  Brian McFadden: It's a venue, yeah,
• 9:34
  Testecleese: Okay, I didn'.
• 9:35
  Brian McFadden: That was…
• 9:35
  Testecleese: I wasn't.
• 9:36
  Brian McFadden: That was named after JFK in honor of him, blah blah blah.
• 9:41
  Brian McFadden: And…
• 9:42
  Testecleese: They're so far.
• 9:43
  Testecleese: his name on it.
• 9:46
  Brian McFadden: Well, yeah, I mean, but Trump's also offering lots of…
• 9:50
  Brian McFadden: funding to, like, renovate it, and, you know, bring it up to state code and stuff. It's not up to code anymore, and…
• 9:57
  Testecleese: That's the thing.
• 9:57
  Brian McFadden: Falling out, sit falling out of the ceiling and stuff.
• 10:01
  Brian McFadden: And the Kennedy Center board, before Trump came along, couldn't figure out a way to, like,
• 10:07
  Brian McFadden: you know, fix all these repairs, or maybe they didn't even notice the repairs that needed, you know, but it's not up to code.
• 10:14
  El Guapo: And…
• 10:15
  Brian McFadden: Shit's falling apart, and apparently now, they're saying that they're gonna be bankrupt in months.
• 10:20
  Brian McFadden: And the liberals are saying, oh, that's because Trump tried to put his name on it, and all the people that were booked to go there canceled out.
• 10:30
  Testecleese: That's the thing, is Trump offered to fix the building.
• 10:34
  El Guapo: Yeah. Right?
• 10:36
  Testecleese: And so, and they were so offended that he was gonna put his name on it to fix it, that they said, demolish it. Which now means Trump can build a new one with the same private…
• 10:45
  Brian McFadden: No, because another federal judge came along and said that if Trump's gonna do that, he's gotta give…
• 10:53
  Brian McFadden: The court's a 30 days notice before he can do that.
• 10:57
  Testecleese: So are you supposed to let it sit there and rot away for… until the next guy comes in office, because you don't want Trump's name on a building?
• 11:03
  El Guapo: Probably, that's when you're…
• 11:05
  Brian McFadden: building.
• 11:05
  Testecleese: That seems ridiculous.
• 11:07
  El Guapo: Who you talking about? Who you think you're talking about?
• 11:10
  El Guapo: See, this is the problem…
• 11:12
  Testecleese: Guapo is, I think I've lost my faith in humanity, and that's really upsetting, because I genuinely believed, in general, your average person was good.
• 11:20
  Testecleese: They were just.
• 11:21
  El Guapo: or bad.
• 11:22
  Testecleese: Situations, or don't get… have all the information, you know?
• 11:25
  El Guapo: You lost the faith of humanity? This has been going on from the beginning of time, that's why we never built.
• 11:30
  Testecleese: Lindsay Clancy, dude.
• 11:32
  El Guapo: We bill a…
• 11:32
  Testecleese: Seeing the outrage, seeing the outrage of this Lindsey Clancy thing.
• 11:37
  Testecleese: I'm in the minority thinking that she should go to prison.
• 11:40
  Brian McFadden: Nuno?
• 11:41
  Testecleese: That is my buddy.
• 11:42
  El Guapo: We're not in the minority, I think it's just a…
• 11:44
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I…
• 11:44
  El Guapo: Another thing is just…
• 11:45
  Brian McFadden: Everybody was watching the TikTok videos, and…
• 11:48
  Testecleese: 11 to 1 said that she should go free.
• 11:52
  El Guapo: Well, at the same time, most of these are a freaking, bunch of liberals, that just participate in all this stuff. Like, one of the jurors, she was in the other, trial for the other lady that killed a cop.
• 12:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, we'll get to that. I'm sorry to skip the wine, it's just, I just bring that up as an example, is…
• 12:14
  El Guapo: I can't trust your average person's judgment anymore. It was always like that, dude, that's why we never built a democracy, we got a republic.
• 12:24
  Testecleese: There was always bad people, but in general, people were good. And now, I feel like I need to carry a gun everywhere, even living where I live.
• 12:32
  Brian McFadden: I thought we already stopped making… I thought we already stopped making the… the penny.
• 12:38
  Testecleese: I thought so too, I think you shared this one, didn't you?
• 12:41
  El Guapo: Well, what document you did?
• 12:42
  Testecleese: Official, we're officially… Yes.
• 12:46
  Testecleese: We're officially no longer minting the…
• 12:47
  Brian McFadden: Well, the House of Representatives said that that's the case. I guess it's gotta go to the Senate, and then Trump's gotta sign it, but Trump must… maybe Trump did it by executive order already.
• 12:56
  Brian McFadden: That might be it. Because it costs, like, way more to do a penny than it does anything else.
• 13:02
  Testecleese: It costs more to make a penny than a penny is worth, but the issue I have with this, Guapo.
• 13:08
  Testecleese: which the first thing I said was, everything that we buy in this country's gonna go up by 4 cents.
• 13:13
  El Guapo: I know.
• 13:15
  Testecleese: Everything you buy is gonna go up by 4 cents, which doesn't sound like much, but it's literally everything.
• 13:20
  Testecleese: Everything's gonna get rounded up to the nearest nickel, so all you gotta do is bring it from 99 to 01. Okay, an extra 6 cents, I'm sorry.
• 13:28
  El Guapo: You know?
• 13:30
  El Guapo: So, nobody known as this, like, you ever see the gas station again, like, the, fraction 9 tenths?
• 13:36
  Testecleese: Like, yeah. It depends on how many gallons you buy.
• 13:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm saying, like, when you pay your tab, you…
• 13:43
  El Guapo: Your gas, it goes to the thousand in pennies, instead of, like, a hundredths.
• 13:48
  El Guapo: And they always run it off to the next one.
• 13:51
  Testecleese: Yes, yes, but if you get 50 gallons of gas, you'll save a penny.
• 13:57
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 13:57
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? And if you're filling up big stuff all the time, it will…
• 14:02
  El Guapo: Eventually be, you know.
• 14:04
  Testecleese: Save you at least a couple bucks a year if you're constantly using…
• 14:08
  Testecleese: For example, heavy equipment. You're using diesel fuel all the time.
• 14:12
  El Guapo: I wish you could buy, like, a certain amount of gallons at a certain price, lock in the price. It's like, hey, look, let me buy 100 gallons and put it in the car.
• 14:21
  Testecleese: I saw that in a movie. What movie was that?
• 14:24
  El Guapo: I don't know, but I think that's a cool idea.
• 14:26
  Testecleese: No, no, the problem is they filled up, like, 55-gallon drums full of gasoline when gas was down.
• 14:32
  El Guapo: Oh, no, no, no.
• 14:34
  Testecleese: No, no, I think it was always sunny in Philadelphia, but that… in theory, you could do that. You just have to seafoam it, and it would be good to use later.
• 14:43
  El Guapo: No, but I said, no, no, no, just like, you buy a credit, like, hey, I bought 100 gallons, this is the price.
• 14:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, I have 100 gallons, like a gift card. But it's for gallons of gas instead of dollars.
• 14:53
  El Guapo: Because I think one of the analysts did that, like, oh, let me pay you, like, 10 cents more, lock it
• 15:00
  El Guapo: price, and…
• 15:01
  Testecleese: Huge payment down, though.
• 15:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, and when everybody else's cash was going high, they still bought at the same amount, you know, like.
• 15:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, because they already paid for the fuel.
• 15:09
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 15:10
  Testecleese: It was, in theory, put aside, even though.
• 15:12
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 15:13
  Testecleese: Come out of the ground yet.
• 15:14
  El Guapo: Yeah…
• 15:15
  Testecleese: That's the same idea as buying gold futures, and I'm not sure what I think of that.
• 15:18
  El Guapo: Yeah, I don't know. If you don't hold it, you don't own it, that's my theory.
• 15:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, there you go, you're buying gasoline that someone's holding onto that they haven't even pulled out of the ground, let alone refined. They could just go out of business, and you just bought $100,000.
• 15:32
  El Guapo: Dad.
• 15:32
  Testecleese: gallons of jet fuel, you know what I mean?
• 15:34
  El Guapo: Yeah, I mean, it's a risk to take, you know, but it is, you know…
• 15:37
  Testecleese: It is, it's a huge risk, and the idea was that that initial… that one payment was gonna keep the company running long enough to at least get their fuel.
• 15:44
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 15:46
  Testecleese: And yeah, I'm not necessarily against your idea, but the problem is, your average gas station guy…
• 15:50
  El Guapo: That's what everybody can do, buy shares, stocks.
• 15:53
  Brian McFadden: Dirt.
• 15:54
  El Guapo: But that means the same thing.
• 15:55
  Brian McFadden: There's no profit margin in gasoline, it's the snacks that people are buying inside the gas station when they stop to get gas.
• 16:02
  Testecleese: The gum, the soda, the candy bar.
• 16:05
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 16:06
  Testecleese: But that's why they… Especially on, like, I-95.
• 16:10
  Testecleese: You guys have been at the truck, or the pull-offs, right? The rest stops, and on 95 in Jersey?
• 16:16
  El Guapo: No, no, yeah.
• 16:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, where they pump… you can't pump your own gas?
• 16:19
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 16:20
  Testecleese: Yes, but there's, like, an entire shopping complex, and there's, like, restaurants.
• 16:25
  Brian McFadden: You've never been to a Buc-ee's, have you?
• 16:28
  Testecleese: No, I haven't. There's one in Ohio, from what I hear.
• 16:32
  Testecleese: You guys go ahead, keep talking, my kids are back!
• 16:36
  El Guapo: Welcome to my planet.
• 16:39
  El Guapo: So,
• 16:40
  Brian McFadden: We kind of predicted this about the, the whole laws, the whole people that were, like.
• 16:47
  El Guapo: charged…
• 16:48
  Brian McFadden: in trying to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer, and then, they were acquitted in that. Well, surprise, surprise, these people are now suing the FBI and other Michigan leaders for all kinds of different things.
• 17:02
  El Guapo: It's good, do it, you know?
• 17:05
  El Guapo: Don't hold back.
• 17:06
  Brian McFadden: Because they said they were framed, they were held… In jail without…
• 17:14
  Brian McFadden: Bond for months on end.
• 17:17
  El Guapo: And,
• 17:18
  Brian McFadden: I think they got a pretty decent shot of, winning their case.
• 17:23
  El Guapo: That's good, man, you know?
• 17:25
  El Guapo: Because you know that was all fake, it's all set up, like, who's gonna kidnap Richard Wilson? She's… I cannot tolerate her.
• 17:33
  Brian McFadden: She's the… she's the…
• 17:34
  El Guapo: The governor…
• 17:35
  Brian McFadden: She's the favorite governor of Michigan that people hear…
• 17:39
  El Guapo: Is she gonna run for president?
• 17:40
  Brian McFadden: Term limited, no, she's already said she's not running this term.
• 17:43
  El Guapo: Why? Could it be?
• 17:44
  Brian McFadden: It's gonna be.
• 17:45
  Testecleese: Come on.
• 17:45
  Brian McFadden: Kamala Harris, or…
• 17:48
  Testecleese: Kamala's gonna be huge.
• 17:49
  Brian McFadden: There'll be 3 of them.
• 17:51
  El Guapo: Who?
• 17:52
  Testecleese: AOC's gonna be a mistake, too.
• 17:55
  Testecleese: Honestly, I think the Dems' best chance at this point for president…
• 17:59
  Brian McFadden: This one's a mistake, too. He's wrong.
• 18:01
  Testecleese: He is…
• 18:01
  Brian McFadden: Get into the ground.
• 18:03
  Testecleese: And you know what? Shapiro, maybe. Was he the governor of… or was the governor of Pennsylvania? But he's Jewish.
• 18:08
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 18:09
  Brian McFadden: They're not gonna.
• 18:10
  Testecleese: And the Dems won't vote for a Jew.
• 18:13
  Brian McFadden: They would, but they're not gonna nom… the mainstream Dems aren't gonna, like, even nominate him. They're not even gonna bring his name up under consideration. But yeah, I think these… these… I hope that, these people win their lawsuit, and they sue the FBI and these Michigan leaders that, you know.
• 18:32
  Brian McFadden: Stonewall them into the oblivion.
• 18:35
  Testecleese: What are they suing them for? Is it,
• 18:38
  El Guapo: Violation of the, the fourth? I mean, a couple. Yeah, the fourth, like, surgeon seizure…
• 18:48
  El Guapo: Is this just, yeah, 4th, 5th, and
• 18:51
  Brian McFadden: Are they bringing…
• 18:52
  El Guapo: 15th!
• 18:53
  Brian McFadden: Unlawful pretrial detention without probable cause. Fabrication of evidence, suppression of exulatory affirmation.
• 19:02
  Testecleese: 14.
• 19:03
  Brian McFadden: And then First Amendment, Retaliation of Protected Speech, Assembly and Association.
• 19:09
  Testecleese: 14th, you said 14th, right?
• 19:11
  El Guapo: 14th, yes.
• 19:12
  Testecleese: Hold on, wasn't the 14th Amendment… I got my property constitution. Wasn't… yeah, wasn't that about you can't be a slave unless you've been convicted.
• 19:20
  El Guapo: I think there's more to it, there's more to it than just, like, the First Amendment, right? Everybody just, oh, free of speech, but it's more to it than just,
• 19:28
  Brian McFadden: And apparently these guys, I think they're brothers, were in prison for 3 months.
• 19:35
  Brian McFadden: probable cause.
• 19:38
  Brian McFadden: Which they're saying violates the 4th and 14th Amendments. They're looking for damages of loss of liberty, for physical, psychology, psychological injuries, from confinement, loss of earning capacity.
• 19:53
  Brian McFadden: Explanatory and punitive damages against the troopers involved in the lawsuit, attorney fees, costs, pre- and post-judgment interest.
• 20:01
  Brian McFadden: And grant such further relief as necessary to permit the plaintiff to pursue his claims against them.
• 20:07
  El Guapo: I think this is the… I mean, they're probably gonna settle with the FBI because of the administration, like, hey, just settle with them.
• 20:14
  El Guapo: You know, and, like, whoever was involved just fired them.
• 20:18
  El Guapo: But the one that's gonna really take a hit is the state of Michigan.
• 20:22
  Testecleese: Well, one, I have the 14th Amendment brought up, and this is the anti-slavery, but…
• 20:29
  El Guapo: There's more than one section. Yeah.
• 20:32
  El Guapo: That's what I said, there's always.
• 20:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's what I said, too, I was like, isn't that the slavery one?
• 20:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, I know what it was, but it's like the First Amendment, everybody, oh, freedom of speech, but also freedom of symbol, freedom of speech,
• 20:43
  El Guapo: Pretty acceptable.
• 20:45
  Testecleese: Association, speech, religion, redress of grievance.
• 20:49
  El Guapo: Depressed, pretty depressed, dude.
• 20:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. There's 5 or 6 rites outlined in the first movement alone.
• 20:55
  Testecleese: But,
• 20:56
  El Guapo: I…
• 20:57
  Testecleese: Has anyone brought up possibly bringing up charges against these officers for entrapment?
• 21:03
  Brian McFadden: It's not alone.
• 21:04
  Testecleese: Definitely setting those guys up.
• 21:06
  El Guapo: Unfortunately, I think there's immunity because of federal, but you can, they can just.
• 21:10
  Testecleese: Look, the federal government cannot convince you to commit a crime you weren't gonna commit and get away with it.
• 21:14
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, I know about…
• 21:16
  Testecleese: Entrapment.
• 21:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, I think that's what he was saying, that wouldn't he…
• 21:21
  Testecleese: Well, that's a, that's a, that's a criminal, not a civil thing.
• 21:26
  Testecleese: Like, that's something the police get prosecuted for. But Section 1 of the 14th Amendment, all persons born or naturalized in the United States and subject to the jurisdiction thereof are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they decide. No state shall take, make… I'm sorry, no state shall make or enforce any law which shall bridge
• 21:45
  Testecleese: the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States, nor shall any state deprive any person of life, liberty, or property without due process of law, nor deny any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws, and
• 21:59
  Testecleese: They're enforcing laws that are abridging these people's privileges because.
• 22:04
  El Guapo: They never actually…
• 22:05
  Testecleese: Kidnapped the governor, right?
• 22:07
  El Guapo: No…
• 22:08
  Brian McFadden: No, this was a threat that… a so-called threat, you know?
• 22:13
  Testecleese: came up with.
• 22:14
  El Guapo: Yeah, yup.
• 22:16
  Brian McFadden: We haven't heard this storyline ever before.
• 22:20
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 22:22
  Testecleese: Okay, depends on how you want to say that, Brian. I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not.
• 22:25
  Brian McFadden: I'm being super sarcastic. Okay.
• 22:28
  Testecleese: History doesn't repeat, but it rhymes, you know?
• 22:32
  Brian McFadden: I mean, what… the people…
• 22:34
  El Guapo: You know…
• 22:35
  Brian McFadden: They didn't have guns until the FBI provided the guns for them to pull off the attacks in other cases.
• 22:41
  Testecleese: Or the vehicle, or the plan.
• 22:44
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 22:44
  Testecleese: You know? It's like, oh!
• 22:46
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 22:47
  Testecleese: And then when they went out to go do the recon thing, the guy's like, I don't think I want to be involved in this. Oh, come with us, just come with us.
• 22:54
  El Guapo: And then they arrested him, and he's like, what the fuck!
• 22:57
  Testecleese: Look, that's the definition. That's in private. That's the definition. He said, I don't want to, and you said, you're gonna come do this.
• 23:07
  Testecleese: And it's… a lot of people think entrapment's something different.
• 23:12
  Testecleese: It's one thing if the cops…
• 23:13
  Testecleese: infiltrate your gang and do this stuff with you. That's not entrapment, but when the cops suggest a crime to you, you are not gonna commit otherwise, and then provides aid to make it happen.
• 23:23
  Testecleese: That is entrapment.
• 23:27
  El Guapo: Tom Homan, man.
• 23:31
  Testecleese: I'm sorry, this isn't the Tom Holman, this is the Tom Tiffany thing.
• 23:34
  El Guapo: Did you see this shit?
• 23:37
  Testecleese: Wisconsin governor… I'm sorry, Wisconsin Congressman, current gubernatorial candidate.
• 23:44
  Testecleese: Frickin' swam to shore, saving his own life, after his fucking plane wrecked in a lake.
• 23:51
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 23:54
  Testecleese: This is the exact kind of guy you want in office, isn't it?
• 23:57
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 24:00
  Testecleese: Good for him!
• 24:01
  Testecleese: It's tough to survive a plane wreck, not everyone's Harrison Ford.
• 24:05
  El Guapo: You know what I mean?
• 24:06
  Brian McFadden: Right,
• 24:07
  El Guapo: Oh, Clean Yeswood, too.
• 24:10
  El Guapo: There you go, I…
• 24:12
  Testecleese: What was it, not Journey,
• 24:15
  El Guapo: The big bopper…
• 24:17
  Testecleese: Richie… Richie Valens…
• 24:20
  El Guapo: rebalance, the…
• 24:22
  Testecleese: died.
• 24:22
  El Guapo: Bada, bye, love it.
• 24:23
  El Guapo: Barabala, La Bamba, La Bamba guy.
• 24:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, that was the day the music died, and they all died playing records.
• 24:28
  El Guapo: Yeah. No, but Tom Kling Isold actually, he was in, in the military, his plane crashed, he had to show him, like, in California.
• 24:39
  El Guapo: This is what he's telling, Scott Eastwood was telling, to John Morgan once.
• 24:44
  El Guapo: I was like, oh shit, I didn't… nobody knows about that, because it's just like, it happens, you know?
• 24:49
  El Guapo: It's clean, yes, we're… it's another day with cleaners with…
• 24:54
  Testecleese: I like Eastwood. I liked a lot of his earlier movies, too.
• 24:57
  El Guapo: Yeah…
• 24:58
  Testecleese: The good, the bad, the ugly, man. No words spoken in the entire movie, right?
• 25:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's more like a spaghetti western.
• 25:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, but there was no words spoken. That was a…
• 25:11
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 25:15
  Testecleese: Great movie, and Hang Em High?
• 25:20
  Testecleese: Trump's gonna…
• 25:23
  El Guapo: Bam.
• 25:24
  Testecleese: He's threatening, at least, to ban 3 more news organizations from, the briefing room.
• 25:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, I mean… Politico, I'm not surprised by that.
• 25:37
  El Guapo: It's…
• 25:38
  Brian McFadden: It's always backfired in the past.
• 25:40
  Testecleese: This is what drives me nuts, though, is because they're… they're arguing that
• 25:45
  Testecleese: It's a public building, and they have a right to press, right?
• 25:49
  Brian McFadden: It's not a public building, no.
• 25:52
  Testecleese: Is it… isn't it owned by the public?
• 25:55
  Brian McFadden: It is, but you gotta have a security clearance to get into the building.
• 25:59
  Testecleese: Oh, you mean, like, January 6th? It's a public building, how are you possibly trespassing?
• 26:05
  El Guapo: But…
• 26:07
  Testecleese: They're saying, well, we have a right to freedom of press.
• 26:10
  El Guapo: He's like, yeah, but that doesn't mean…
• 26:12
  Testecleese: You don't have access to come into my house and…
• 26:15
  El Guapo: Federal Properties.
• 26:16
  Testecleese: This is what I do in my house, because you have a freedom of press.
• 26:18
  El Guapo: For the press, basically, you can say whatever you want.
• 26:21
  Testecleese: Well, and you can publish it.
• 26:23
  El Guapo: Yeah, you could publish it too, but it doesn't mean you can't…
• 26:25
  Testecleese: It doesn't mean that you have proper access.
• 26:27
  El Guapo: Yeah. Took our property.
• 26:29
  Testecleese: But that'd be like someone who, I wanna write a paper about the size of the shits you take, Guapo. I'm gonna come and stand next to you while you poop for the next week. Right. And when you say, no, you're not coming into my fucking house and recording me taking shit.
• 26:42
  Testecleese: And they go, I have a freedom of press. And he'd be like, get the fuck out of my house before I get my gun, right?
• 26:47
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 26:48
  El Guapo: You could be over there at the pipes, making sure to see which one is mine.
• 26:56
  El Guapo: Where are we?
• 26:59
  El Guapo: Would you guys send this, document, dude?
• 27:03
  Brian McFadden: I'll send it to ya.
• 27:05
  El Guapo: Alright.
• 27:31
  Brian McFadden: Alright, it's coming to ya.
• 27:33
  El Guapo: Awesome.
• 27:34
  El Guapo: Let's see what we got.
• 27:35
  Testecleese: I'm not surprised by the Politico on that list, by the way, but CNN and MS Now, that's gonna be tough, because they, like.
• 27:43
  Brian McFadden: mainstream media?
• 27:45
  Testecleese: big, big deal news, even though no one follows either one of them. I don't understand how they're still considered a big deal news outlet.
• 27:53
  Testecleese: Well, Whitaker's been a bag of trash for…
• 27:56
  Testecleese: Shit, basically, since they got started, though, haven't they?
• 27:59
  El Guapo: Yup.
• 28:00
  Testecleese: Anyway, had you guys moved on yet, or was I in the.
• 28:03
  El Guapo: No.
• 28:03
  Brian McFadden: No, I was sending him the Google Docs so he could follow along and help participate better.
• 28:11
  Testecleese: He's still got… he's still on the,
• 28:12
  Brian McFadden: Yes, but he's not… that was a week ago I sent that out, you know? You know how it goes.
• 28:18
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
• 28:18
  Brian McFadden: He's gotta go find the Facebook message group, and then, you know, he's gotta click on it. It's just easier to just send the link directly to him, so, no biggie.
• 28:28
  Testecleese: I gotcha, I gotcha. It's funny, because I don't even go through those anymore, I just go File Open, because I leave the Google Doc open.
• 28:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I do too, I do too.
• 28:36
  Testecleese: And if I get… if I beat Brian to it, I just make the new one.
• 28:40
  Brian McFadden: I know, I don't like that.
• 28:42
  Testecleese: I share it to him first.
• 28:43
  Brian McFadden: I don't like that when you do that. That means I got too drunk the night of the show.
• 28:50
  Testecleese: It's funny, because every time I do that, Brian shares the new Google Doc before we even, like, 20 minutes into the episode. He's got the next week's doc.
• 28:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly!
• 29:01
  Brian McFadden: I've already got it created already, so for this week. We got this wife who's filing for divorce after her DNA test reveals the son is a hers.
• 29:12
  El Guapo: Hold up, how'd that happen?
• 29:14
  Testecleese: Oh, this is wonderful, because I did… I did the same thing, Guapo. I was like, well, okay, I gotta read this thing.
• 29:21
  Testecleese: They had trouble getting pregnant.
• 29:24
  Testecleese: They hired a surrogate, right?
• 29:26
  El Guapo: Okay…
• 29:29
  Testecleese: Her and her husband both have blue eyes, the kid has brown eyes. She's, like, basic, you know, junior high genetics, that doesn't happen, right?
• 29:38
  El Guapo: Yes, come on.
• 29:38
  Testecleese: It takes two recessive genes to get blue, so they only have blue to pass on.
• 29:43
  Testecleese: So she gets a DNA test done. Turns out her husband was fucking the surrogate, and knocked the surrogate up.
• 29:50
  El Guapo: What the hell?
• 29:52
  El Guapo: Okay. Instead of, like, disseminating?
• 29:55
  Testecleese: Instead of fertilizing one of her eggs for another womb to carry, he just knocked her up.
• 30:01
  El Guapo: Oh, so the wife blue eyes, the husband blue eyes, but the surrogate… The cave.
• 30:06
  Testecleese: The surrogate has brown eyes and pants.
• 30:07
  El Guapo: It's all around nice to the kids.
• 30:09
  El Guapo: Well, we got a friend of ours, the mother is brown eyes, the husband is blue eyes.
• 30:18
  El Guapo: And the kid's got blue eyes.
• 30:21
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 30:22
  Testecleese: It takes two blue jeans to get blue eyes. Like, any other color will overwhelm the blue, except for green. But if you have brown eyes, you might pass on a blue-eyed gene. But if you have blue eyes…
• 30:36
  El Guapo: You're…
• 30:36
  Testecleese: not passing on a brown eye gene.
• 30:39
  El Guapo: Oh, okay, okay, okay, alright. Yeah, that's kind of… Yeah, but… oh, damn…
• 30:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. It's like, and that's how she was like, hmm, now I'm a little.
• 30:49
  El Guapo: So, the DA turned out to me, that's the circuit's DNA, the husband.
• 30:53
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 30:54
  El Guapo: I'm sorry.
• 30:55
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 30:56
  El Guapo: Got you.
• 30:57
  Testecleese: And she filed for divorce when she found out. She was like, I can't believe that this is what happened, you know what I mean?
• 31:03
  El Guapo: You could have… This is 2026, you cannot believe this happened. Are you seeing Jerry Springer?
• 31:12
  Testecleese: That's the thing, is you never hear about someone not being the mother, though. You are not the mother?
• 31:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's not how Jerry Springer's show went.
• 31:23
  Brian McFadden: No, no time in the many years that show was on the air did they ever say, you are not the mother!
• 31:30
  Testecleese: Because that was exactly what I thought, was like, does she not remember giving birth and having a human being rip through her.
• 31:36
  El Guapo: What kind of gaslight… what kind of gaslight is she using? Because I want to hear this fucking story, you know?
• 31:43
  El Guapo: Because the girls, they gaslight themselves to… to oblivia.
• 31:48
  Testecleese: Good on her, though, she didn't immediately accuse him of anything, she went and got a test because she thought it was weird.
• 31:53
  El Guapo: Death.
• 31:54
  Testecleese: And then asked the doctors, like, no, if you…
• 31:56
  El Guapo: See?
• 31:57
  Testecleese: This is…
• 31:58
  El Guapo: This is why we have to do band-aid DNA tests, fuck it. Everybody. Men or woman.
• 32:03
  El Guapo: No, that's expensive.
• 32:04
  Testecleese: We don't need DNA tests in 99% of situations, Guapo. Not all of our… I know. Not all… not everyone we marry is Mormon that's gonna be married to…
• 32:13
  Brian McFadden: We don't have to… Oh, you're going down this road, huh?
• 32:21
  Brian McFadden: Let's dredge up some old wounds! That's a perfect, easy way!
• 32:29
  Testecleese: Oh my god.
• 32:31
  Testecleese: The Mormons. I… I enjoy reading about the Mormons, I do, and I… in a bad way, and I know that's not right. That's… they're the… Mormons are the Latter-day Saints, right?
• 32:41
  Brian McFadden: Yes, yup.
• 32:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, John Smith found a rock that only he could translate.
• 32:46
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 32:47
  Testecleese: And no one.
• 32:47
  Brian McFadden: Gold tablet, and then he made it, put them on gold tablets.
• 32:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, and then to prove that…
• 32:51
  Brian McFadden: Holden from New York State to Utah on a, on a… On a wagon train.
• 32:58
  Testecleese: With his 5 wives!
• 33:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah!
• 33:02
  Testecleese: Guapo, did you get to have more than one wife, or…
• 33:05
  El Guapo: For now, just fine, just fine.
• 33:06
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's actually been banned by the mainstream Morgan Church, that's why there's…
• 33:12
  Brian McFadden: Offshoots of the church now, the people that still want to do that.
• 33:17
  Testecleese: As long as only one of them's legal, it's…
• 33:20
  Testecleese: It's acceptable within American law, right?
• 33:24
  Testecleese: And I'm not trying to rip you apart, it's just…
• 33:27
  Testecleese: I remember that one time, I was ripping the Mormons apart, and she was, like, right next to you the whole time. Brian sent me a message, like, his wife is Mormon. I'm like, what the fuck?
• 33:38
  Brian McFadden: Haha.
• 33:38
  Testecleese: I was talking about, like, magic underpants?
• 33:42
  El Guapo: No, she never practiced, she didn't practice after she got out.
• 33:45
  Brian McFadden: Parents did, though.
• 33:46
  El Guapo: Her dad. Yeah. Not her. Yeah, not her mom.
• 33:50
  El Guapo: And I already got the new Google Doc. Alright.
• 33:54
  Brian McFadden: I'm just making.
• 33:55
  El Guapo: Sure, that's what it is.
• 33:56
  El Guapo: I thought I moved this…
• 33:58
  Testecleese: American Airlines one, maybe not. Oh, no, you know what? I separated them because there's 3 aircraft things in a row. No, no, it's not… it's not 3 of them, though.
• 34:08
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 34:09
  El Guapo: Maybe I put one somewhere else. Anyway…
• 34:12
  Testecleese: American Airlines, what happened to this? You shared it, Brian.
• 34:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we got this passenger that, got so excited on the flight, they stripped… she stripped naked.
• 34:21
  Brian McFadden: And went on a flight to Miami, and she got arrested.
• 34:26
  El Guapo: We'll see.
• 34:27
  Testecleese: and she was…
• 34:27
  El Guapo: ain't…
• 34:28
  Testecleese: Well, she's also doing lewd acts.
• 34:31
  Testecleese: Which makes me wonder if no one else was involved, what was she doing on this.
• 34:35
  Brian McFadden: Well, you know what she was probably doing, she's probably masturbating.
• 34:38
  Testecleese: Why wasn't someone recording this being like…
• 34:40
  El Guapo: Thank you, everybody. I want to see everything.
• 34:43
  Brian McFadden: But you just…
• 34:44
  El Guapo: the evidence. Other than that, just…
• 34:46
  Testecleese: Pixar didn't happen, right?
• 34:48
  El Guapo: No, no, we don't get to punish her for being not guilty.
• 34:53
  Testecleese: No, I did.
• 34:54
  Brian McFadden: Can you give me the…
• 34:54
  Testecleese: I would immediately pull up my phone and be like, at least snap a picture, be like, saw this on the plane today.
• 35:01
  Testecleese: What ever happened to wearing, like, suits and ties on planes, you know?
• 35:05
  Brian McFadden: Those days are long gone.
• 35:06
  Testecleese: Now we're jacking up, now we're gooning it on the plane, you know?
• 35:11
  El Guapo: And again.
• 35:12
  Brian McFadden: negative.
• 35:13
  Testecleese: Oh my god.
• 35:15
  El Guapo: I just thought that was crazy, and
• 35:17
  Testecleese: I saw this article… I saw an article, anyway, about a helicopter crash in California, where someone died where the helicopter landed, and I was like, whoa, that's amazing that the pilot survived.
• 35:28
  Testecleese: And then, like, 2 days later, I saw another article come up that it was the fucking News 4…
• 35:33
  Testecleese: Like, traffic helicopter.
• 35:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, I saw that, I didn't share it.
• 35:38
  Testecleese: died, and the guy… it, like, landed between, like, two houses, or two, like.
• 35:43
  El Guapo: Businesses or something.
• 35:45
  El Guapo: Oh yeah, one guy on the ground died, too.
• 35:47
  Testecleese: Dave! We hit it, dude, on the ground!
• 35:51
  Testecleese: Jeez, it's not your day, huh, buddy?
• 35:54
  Testecleese: That's when God's like, fuck this guy in particular, right?
• 36:02
  Testecleese: Hahaho.
• 36:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, and I'm…
• 36:04
  Testecleese: I mean, it's unfortunate, but…
• 36:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, it happens.
• 36:07
  Testecleese: It's hard to hear about helicopters just falling out of the sky that aren't doing crazy stuff, like a traffic…
• 36:12
  Brian McFadden: Or in a fog storm, you know? In the middle of the fog.
• 36:16
  Testecleese: Or flying across a frickin'… Active airport runway.
• 36:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 36:22
  El Guapo: Wait, stop!
• 36:24
  Testecleese: I'm still frustrated about that, but that was the woman pilot who just ignored everyone, because she.
• 36:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, she knows better, yeah, frickin' liberal.
• 36:33
  Testecleese: Killed herself, everyone on the aircraft, and… what was it?
• 36:36
  Testecleese: Was it everyone on the plane, or… Everybody.
• 36:39
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, plane, too, a plane, a helicopter, both of them.
• 36:43
  Testecleese: Jeez Louise.
• 36:45
  Testecleese: And you guys see this dude in Texas that…
• 36:48
  El Guapo: All.
• 36:48
  Testecleese: Bug got decapitated in a random attack.
• 36:52
  El Guapo: No.
• 36:54
  Testecleese: He went and saw his mom, he's an… I say older, man, I think he's in his 50s.
• 36:58
  Brian McFadden: Oh, that's ancient.
• 37:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, Gen X, right?
• 37:01
  Brian McFadden: 62! 62. 62.
• 37:04
  Testecleese: Is that Boomer, or is that old Gen X?
• 37:08
  Brian McFadden: Probably Boomer.
• 37:09
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 37:10
  Testecleese: Either way, he just visited his mom in the nursing home.
• 37:13
  Testecleese: Fuckin' guy went nuts, started stabbing him in the throat, he tried to protect himself, it was already too late, got stabbed a dozen times or something. Then the guy, like, basically tried to saw his head off before he left.
• 37:24
  Brian McFadden: And this is a 26-year-old person that did this, that had been accused of it.
• 37:30
  El Guapo: Man, they haven't.
• 37:31
  Testecleese: custody.
• 37:33
  El Guapo: I need to make Looney House great again, dude.
• 37:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, he has a name that sounds…
• 37:38
  Brian McFadden: Oh, no. Please don't.
• 37:40
  Testecleese: Pretty Hispanic, but that doesn't.
• 37:41
  Brian McFadden: You know the three names?
• 37:44
  Testecleese: Does not mean he's guilty or not a, citizen.
• 37:49
  El Guapo: I'm just saying, we usually…
• 37:51
  Testecleese: Usually hear about these art stories, and then later we find out they weren't here legally anyway, you know?
• 37:56
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 37:56
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 37:57
  Testecleese: But I guess this guy has a history of all sorts of crime, anyway. He just got out of jail a couple weeks ago.
• 38:02
  Brian McFadden: No, he's being held on a million dollar bond.
• 38:06
  El Guapo: What? Oh, wow.
• 38:10
  Testecleese: People are bad.
• 38:11
  El Guapo: No, no, but I said, why put a bond? Like, no, just stay in prison until you, court or something, you know?
• 38:17
  Testecleese: Because…
• 38:18
  Brian McFadden: He was always paying his million-dollar bond. That's not a thing.
• 38:23
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 38:23
  Testecleese: The reason why they hold them, in remand, or in… why they don't often.
• 38:28
  Testecleese: It's because it doesn't quite hit a legal threshold in that jurisdiction for it, so they just set a ridiculous bond.
• 38:35
  El Guapo: Right.
• 38:36
  Testecleese: That they're not gonna be able to afford.
• 38:39
  Testecleese: Which is actually also against the law, the Constitution.
• 38:42
  Testecleese: You can't set bail or bond,
• 38:45
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I mean, this guy's got a million dollar bond, if he owns the house, then…
• 38:49
  El Guapo: You know.
• 38:49
  Brian McFadden: He can put 10% down, so he only has to put, like, $100,000 down, so that's not…
• 38:55
  Testecleese: Your house will cover, your household.
• 38:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 38:58
  Testecleese: You just have to show back up to court, you get to keep your house and the rest of your life in prison.
• 39:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 39:04
  Brian McFadden: Soon to lose your house to foreclosure after you go to prison.
• 39:08
  Testecleese: Oh, that's right.
• 39:09
  Brian McFadden: You're not paying… you can't afford to pay for your mortgage anymore.
• 39:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, unless you have someone to give that house to, you sell that thing immediately, you know, when you go into prison forever, at least you're gonna have cigarettes.
• 39:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly. Put your canteen fun.
• 39:22
  El Guapo: Exactly.
• 39:25
  El Guapo: So, Morrissey released a statement, the governor here.
• 39:29
  Testecleese: About the Trump administration's, repeal of the Biden project for,
• 39:36
  Testecleese: toxic emissions, I guess, or pollutants, or whatever the word you want to use is.
• 39:40
  Brian McFadden: Probably a way to shut down coal mining, wasn't it?
• 39:44
  Testecleese: He wanted to shut… well, he effectively did shut down coal mining by saying you can't do any of this.
• 39:49
  Brian McFadden: Biden did.
• 39:51
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 39:52
  Testecleese: And it hurt West Virginia bad.
• 39:55
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Like, they set their economy up around this, you know?
• 39:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 39:59
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong, they could be doing other things, they could be doing computer stuff, just like Boston does.
• 40:05
  Testecleese: But there's so much coal.
• 40:07
  Brian McFadden: They didn't learn how to code in West Virginia?
• 40:10
  Testecleese: It's funny, because I remember when…
• 40:13
  Testecleese: the Democrats said, learn to code when this happened, actually, when the whole coal thing happened.
• 40:18
  Brian McFadden: It was Biden, it was President Biden that said that. He was all about coding. Learn to code.
• 40:23
  Brian McFadden: And then AI came along, and the coders are screwed.
• 40:26
  Testecleese: Took all the… but, no, but even before that, something else happened, and… oh, all these lefties were losing their jobs and saying terrible things.
• 40:35
  Testecleese: And everyone's like, well, learn to go.
• 40:37
  El Guapo: That became my hate trade. Learn the trade. Yeah.
• 40:42
  Testecleese: And that was a hate speech, and it's like, well, they took it directly from you! Like, you know?
• 40:49
  Testecleese: Just like, AOC going, oh, Woke 1 was crazy, that just means it's over?
• 40:54
  Testecleese: It's like, no, you started, you lit shi- you lit a fucking fire, you can't just walk away from it.
• 40:59
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 41:00
  Testecleese: Look, you started this cancel culture thing.
• 41:03
  El Guapo: Now, don't be surprised.
• 41:05
  Testecleese: When your people get canceled, like Hassan Piker.
• 41:09
  Testecleese: Oh, and I know Guapo knows more about Hassan than, Brian does.
• 41:13
  El Guapo: Yeah…
• 41:14
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 41:16
  Testecleese: Ryan doesn't follow anything that's not hardcore conservative news.
• 41:20
  El Guapo: Dude, he's just… yeah, he's our hard left, fuckin'… he's, nephew of fuckin' Jake… Jake Uygur.
• 41:28
  Testecleese: From the Young Turks, yeah.
• 41:29
  El Guapo: Young Turks, yeah.
• 41:30
  El Guapo: You don't…
• 41:31
  Brian McFadden: The church got canceled.
• 41:32
  El Guapo: Did it?
• 41:35
  Brian McFadden: Their YouTube channel got canceled.
• 41:38
  Testecleese: No way!
• 41:39
  Brian McFadden: It was the, they had, like, a paid service that they were getting paid part of. That channel got canceled. Because YouTube said you can still get their stuff on YouTube, YouTube, but not, like, on YouTube TV anymore. Their YouTube TV channel got canceled.
• 41:58
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 41:58
  El Guapo: Oh, because…
• 41:58
  Testecleese: They were saying ridiculous things.
• 42:01
  Brian McFadden: I don't know why it got canceled. You two will never admit to anything.
• 42:05
  Testecleese: Sank's all but an extremist, his nephew definitely is, and he rode his uncle's…
• 42:10
  Testecleese: Fucking coattails to where he is.
• 42:13
  El Guapo: Ana Gasparian!
• 42:14
  Testecleese: I'm shocked she's still a hardcore lefty after all.
• 42:17
  El Guapo: all the shit that's happened to her concerning all of this. They're not gonna… yeah, she's… she… she had to peel him off, but she didn't want to swallow, even though I bet she.
• 42:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, she got robbed by a homeless guy, like, her own viewer's like, oh, you're a bigot. She's like, no, I got robbed and groped by a homeless man.
• 42:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, they didn't say they're racist, everybody assumed he was black.
• 42:39
  Testecleese: And she got upset that they referred to, like, natural women as, an extra whole.
• 42:45
  El Guapo: Mmm, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 42:47
  Testecleese: And she's like, no, no, I don't have an extra hole, that's not what this is. It's like, I'm a woman. It's like, Anna, how are you still siding with these guys, you know?
• 42:58
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's just… she's not gonna learn.
• 43:01
  Testecleese: But anyway… The point is, if we're gonna start burning coal again.
• 43:07
  Testecleese: More than we were, because a bunch of stuff was supposed to stop.
• 43:12
  El Guapo: Doing coal, so they start mining it.
• 43:13
  Testecleese: If we're gonna get to keep doing it, it's gonna bring a ton of money into West Virginia, which is huge.
• 43:20
  El Guapo: We'll see what happens, I guess.
• 43:23
  El Guapo: And meanwhile, in, two counties over from me, a couple just got arrested.
• 43:29
  Testecleese: They had an 11-year-old boy locked in a cage.
• 43:34
  El Guapo: Because he wet himself.
• 43:36
  Testecleese: And they beat him with a paddle.
• 43:39
  El Guapo: Not at the animal.
• 43:40
  Testecleese: And when he got out, He went and found a police officer and told them.
• 43:46
  Testecleese: And the police were like, okay, well, we have to go investigate, right?
• 43:49
  El Guapo: They've…
• 43:50
  Testecleese: Found a fucking makeshift jail cell in a bedroom.
• 43:54
  El Guapo: Goddamn.
• 43:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, and what's crazier?
• 43:58
  El Guapo: is…
• 43:59
  Testecleese: They haven't released how this 11-year-old is related to either of the people in this couple.
• 44:07
  Brian McFadden: Truly.
• 44:07
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 44:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, so…
• 44:10
  El Guapo: Shit.
• 44:11
  Testecleese: If this turns into a kidnapping charge, I genuinely hope the federal government Gets involved, because,
• 44:19
  Testecleese: Kidnapping's a capital offense, isn't it?
• 44:21
  El Guapo: Federal offense to me?
• 44:23
  Brian McFadden: Definitely federal, man.
• 44:24
  Testecleese: capital offense.
• 44:25
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 44:27
  Testecleese: be executed for kidnapping children.
• 44:29
  El Guapo: Mmm, I don't know about that, but okay.
• 44:32
  Testecleese: Well, I only bring this up because the only reason why the federal government made carjacking a capital offense.
• 44:38
  El Guapo: There's a challenge.
• 44:38
  Testecleese: Obviously, there were kids in the backseat.
• 44:40
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 44:42
  Testecleese: and that.
• 44:42
  El Guapo: Was it a capital fan, or federal fans?
• 44:45
  Testecleese: No, the federal government can execute you for carjacking.
• 44:49
  El Guapo: Mmm, okay.
• 44:51
  Testecleese: They can! Now, I don't know when the last time they have, or if they ever did.
• 44:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 44:55
  Testecleese: But there were so many kids being stolen, and cars that were being carjacked, that the federal government was like, - we gotta do something.
• 45:03
  El Guapo: See, that's the kind of deteriorates people from stealing stuff, you know, like cars and stuff.
• 45:09
  El Guapo: We need to…
• 45:09
  Testecleese: How is this shit, man? If it ain't yours, don't touch it.
• 45:12
  El Guapo: I know, but I said, like, oh shit, you steal somebody's car, you're getting executed? Yeah, I'm not touching that.
• 45:19
  Testecleese: Exactly! Well, it… carjacking…
• 45:21
  Brian McFadden: Kidnapping a kid in… West Virginia is not a capital offense.
• 45:27
  Testecleese: What would the…
• 45:27
  El Guapo: No, federal. Federal.
• 45:30
  Testecleese: I'm wondering if the federal government can.
• 45:32
  El Guapo: Yeah, step in, you know, because that's our fellow… that's how.
• 45:35
  Testecleese: That's why I said.
• 45:36
  El Guapo: That's a U.S. citizen, you know?
• 45:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's the same thing as, false imprisonment or hostages.
• 45:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, you're violating, like, federal, the savory's why…
• 45:50
  Testecleese: Like, you can't mess.
• 45:51
  Brian McFadden: Yes, federal government can be involved in a kidnapping in West Virginia when there is federal jurisdictional basis. That means that the kid was taken across state line, or the offender across state lines in connection with the kidnapping.
• 46:08
  Brian McFadden: Or other federal offenses involving minors.
• 46:13
  Testecleese: Well, I'm curious, can they exec- can they execute you for this, though?
• 46:17
  Testecleese: Because that was what happened in Boston, remember, with the Boston Bombers? Massachusetts won't execute.
• 46:22
  Testecleese: So, they sent it to federal court to try him for terrorism, so the federal government could execute them.
• 46:28
  El Guapo: Which, I think… I still am gonna say it again…
• 46:31
  Testecleese: Massachusetts, you got doing your own fucking wet work.
• 46:33
  El Guapo: No hands.
• 46:34
  Testecleese: You should be covered in blood either way.
• 46:36
  El Guapo: But look at Lindsay, Clancy, Lindsey Clancy, dude, they don't want to do that, you know.
• 46:43
  Testecleese: You don't even have to… okay, Massachusetts doesn't execute, they're not gonna execute her.
• 46:46
  El Guapo: I know, but I'm saying that shit've finished.
• 46:48
  Testecleese: You either sentence her to the rest of her life in prison, or sentence her to the rest of her life in a fucking mental asylum.
• 46:55
  Testecleese: Again, we're gonna get to this very soon. We're still talking about, alright, we're moving on, Aaron.
• 47:01
  Brian McFadden: That's all.
• 47:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, we're moving on to,
• 47:05
  El Guapo: Oh, this was in, Michigan, right? Yup.
• 47:09
  Testecleese: Yeah…
• 47:11
  Brian McFadden: In Jackson, Michigan, it's like… 45 minutes for me here,
• 47:17
  Brian McFadden: I don't know why they call it a legal homeless shelter. Basically, people moved into the backyard of this property in tents, the city found out, they said the tent people had to leave, so some of the tent people moved into a house and became squatters in the house.
• 47:36
  Brian McFadden: And now the city found out about that, and they've given them 7 days to leave, or the city's gonna come in and take action on it, so…
• 47:45
  Testecleese: Well, this building is not safe. I saw the pictures of this thing, I would not…
• 47:49
  Testecleese: live in that place.
• 47:50
  Brian McFadden: If you've got a choice between being… living in a tent in Michigan in the winter, or living in this rundown house, then I'm choosing the rundown house.
• 48:03
  El Guapo: Say that, but there's no… there's no heat, there's no electricity.
• 48:06
  El Guapo: And at least in the tent.
• 48:08
  Testecleese: Should too much snow fall on it, the tent collapses instead of, two and a half tons of house landing on top of you. You know what I mean?
• 48:17
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 48:19
  Testecleese: I mean, at the range, you could have a fire, you could build a fire, I'm assuming there's probably a fireplace at almost every house in Michigan, right?
• 48:25
  El Guapo: No.
• 48:26
  Testecleese: Really?
• 48:28
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 48:29
  Brian McFadden: I don't have a house… I don't have a fireplace in my trailer, I don't have a fireplace in my inherited trailer. It's sure not a house. I don't have one in my inherited house next door, either.
• 48:39
  Testecleese: How is there no…
• 48:41
  Brian McFadden: We got… we got an outdoor… we got an outdoor wood burner.
• 48:46
  Testecleese: Okay, same idea. Oh, and Guapo busts out the Virginia flag.
• 48:50
  El Guapo: Did… whatever happened with that? Did they…
• 48:53
  Testecleese: decide to get rid of that old flag or not?
• 48:55
  El Guapo: No, the hanging out boob.
• 48:58
  El Guapo: We're still on.
• 49:00
  Brian McFadden: Spanberger ain't got rid of it yet, she's getting rid of everything else.
• 49:03
  El Guapo: I know. She said she wanted to get rid of it.
• 49:06
  Testecleese: We talked about it on this show, when they wanted to get rid of the…
• 49:09
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure we got on… I'm sure in another article, we got to talk about her and her transgender views.
• 49:15
  Testecleese: There's actually a couple of Virginia things in here, the one.
• 49:18
  Brian McFadden: It was hilarious. I was at the Moose Lodge getting dinner before the show.
• 49:22
  Brian McFadden: And the guy was complaining about Michigan government. I'm like, I just came to Virginia, and it's a whole lot worse in Virginia now!
• 49:30
  El Guapo: Really?
• 49:31
  Brian McFadden: You ain't lying, you know. Well, Gretchen Whitmer's on her way out.
• 49:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 49:35
  Brian McFadden: term-limited in Michigan, she can't run for governor again.
• 49:39
  El Guapo: Well, the good thing…
• 49:41
  Brian McFadden: No, she cannot run. There's a new… there's two people running for governor, both the Democrat and Republican, running right now in November. So we're… in January, we'll have a new governor, for better or for worse.
• 49:54
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 49:55
  El Guapo: The good thing about Norfolk, I mean, Virginia, you only get one term, so it's kind of good and bad.
• 49:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, but one in a row.
• 50:00
  Brian McFadden: No, we get two… they get two in Michigan.
• 50:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, but then she can't run ever again.
• 50:05
  El Guapo: the same.
• 50:06
  Brian McFadden: I don't think so, no. She's already got her aspirations on…
• 50:10
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 50:10
  Brian McFadden: off your goals.
• 50:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, you can run for governor every other time if you win, every time you run.
• 50:16
  Brian McFadden: Nobody ever does that, though.
• 50:17
  El Guapo: No, it's still my struggle.
• 50:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, dude.
• 50:21
  El Guapo: Especially because then all you gotta do is undo what the last guy did after you did it…
• 50:25
  Testecleese: You know, huh, that's…
• 50:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's a pain in the butt.
• 50:28
  Testecleese: That sounds like a dedicated job.
• 50:29
  Brian McFadden: And I don't understand why Detroit is just now getting this technology, because I'm.
• 50:34
  Testecleese: It says new tech!
• 50:36
  Brian McFadden: It is not new tech, Virginia's had this tech for decades.
• 50:41
  Brian McFadden: turn every traffic lights to green when the vehicle, the EMS vehicles approach. I laughed at this when I saw it.
• 50:50
  Testecleese: I did too, because of, like, this new tech. I was like, what are you talking about?
• 50:52
  Brian McFadden: 6 years old, he had this in Massachusetts.
• 50:56
  El Guapo: So you're telling me I can flash my light, a flashlight to the traffic light?
• 51:00
  Testecleese: No, no, it's…
• 51:01
  Brian McFadden: No, no, they got a button, they got a button to push, or whatever, you know.
• 51:06
  Testecleese: If their lights are on, well, it depends on how they do it, but in Massachusetts, I learned this because I studied law enforcement in.
• 51:13
  El Guapo: Massachusetts.
• 51:15
  Testecleese: If the lights are on, it sends a signal out to all traffic lights with where you are, where you're coming from, because, you know, the whole Doppler effect.
• 51:24
  Testecleese: So it knows… Before the ambulance, the police officer or the fire truck gets the light.
• 51:29
  Brian McFadden: All the major jurisdictions nationwide had this tech already.
• 51:34
  El Guapo: I did two of the…
• 51:35
  Brian McFadden: Now did Troy!
• 51:37
  Testecleese: No, it's not even in the middle of nowhere, it's Detroit!
• 51:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, the fuckin'…
• 51:41
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah!
• 51:42
  El Guapo: Awesome!
• 51:43
  Testecleese: Motor City hadn't come up with this tech yet?
• 51:45
  El Guapo: Oh, my God. So, I know that, like, driving that dark vehicle sucks, because they got the… they got an infrared camera, and the dark vehicle cannot detect… cannot detect, like, hey, there's a vehicle here to turn your green light. Yeah.
• 52:01
  Brian McFadden: And the reason why I shared this next article was because it said to Concha, which is actually the town I live in.
• 52:07
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 52:08
  Brian McFadden: which is not in Branch County.
• 52:09
  El Guapo: But this…
• 52:11
  Brian McFadden: That did happen in Branch County, it was right across the county line.
• 52:15
  Brian McFadden: There's only, like, 700 people in the town I live, if that. There was… I mean, the class size… there's still a public school, which I have substituted in now, one afternoon. There's, like, 12 kids per class in the high school.
• 52:31
  Testecleese: That's good, actually.
• 52:32
  El Guapo: It is.
• 52:33
  Brian McFadden: And that would be, like, the only school district I would almost… I would be interested in even trying to do a high school class in, would be this school district. Question about that.
• 52:44
  Testecleese: Is there only one class for each grade? Like, one classroom for each grade?
• 52:48
  Brian McFadden: No, they rotate through all these different teachers for different subjects and stuff.
• 52:53
  Testecleese: That's right, that's high school. I'm sorry. My daughter goes to school, and there's 3 elementary schools in the county, right?
• 52:59
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 53:00
  Testecleese: high school.
• 53:02
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 53:04
  Testecleese: There's ONE.
• 53:05
  Testecleese: first grade classroom in her school. All of the kids
• 53:10
  Testecleese: That go to first grade have the same teacher.
• 53:13
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 53:14
  Testecleese: It's like, it's like 18 kids. And I was like, geez, Louise, we moved…
• 53:17
  Brian McFadden: That's a lot of kids for what… for…
• 53:20
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 53:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, but I was like, man, we really did move to nowhere, because when I went to first grade, there were, like, 4 first grade classrooms.
• 53:28
  El Guapo: And,
• 53:29
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 53:29
  Testecleese: They each had, like, 26 kids, you know what I mean?
• 53:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I've been in some schools where there's over, like.
• 53:36
  Brian McFadden: In the town next to me, I did some subbing already.
• 53:40
  El Guapo: And we're… I'm dealing with, like.
• 53:42
  Brian McFadden: 25 kids in the class.
• 53:45
  Brian McFadden: you know, that's their main class, you know. It was 3rd grader, so… yeah, they've got some huge class sizes going.
• 53:52
  Testecleese: We learned about… Is that what you heard about Constitution Day?
• 53:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, no, I learned about Kansu today in Homer, and I was, Parapro that day. I was basically helping a,
• 54:05
  Brian McFadden: a kid that needed extra help, you know, I was like a one-on-one aide.
• 54:11
  Testecleese: I didn't know, but yeah, yesterday, September 17th, you tell me.
• 54:15
  Brian McFadden: That's when they celebrated it in the school I was just in.
• 54:20
  Testecleese: Was that what was actually signed?
• 54:22
  El Guapo: I don't know.
• 54:23
  El Guapo: That's just, I think, the declared Constitution Day by who knows what.
• 54:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, apparently, these thieves here in Branch County stole $30,000 worth of copper out of a new construction.
• 54:38
  El Guapo: facility.
• 54:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's actually not hard to do, honestly.
• 54:43
  Brian McFadden: That's a lot of copper, you know.
• 54:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, but I mean, honestly, My pickup truck could handle the weight.
• 54:53
  Testecleese: all I gotta do is get it on my… my trailer, or in the bed of my truck.
• 54:59
  Testecleese: And it's… it's not, let's go ahead and unmute him. I'll ask him. I had to mute him because I heard his chip bag.
• 55:06
  Testecleese: Ahem.
• 55:07
  Brian McFadden: You got hungry.
• 55:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's alright. That's alright.
• 55:10
  El Guapo: Yeah, what's up? Yeah.
• 55:12
  Testecleese: Well, we were talking about someone in Michigan sold 30 grand in copper from a new build.
• 55:17
  El Guapo: That's not hard to do, it's like, depending on what they're doing, if there's a spool of copper cable, just hook your truck to it and drive away.
• 55:26
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 55:27
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 55:28
  El Guapo: Did you sit on it for, like, months, a year, a month, or…
• 55:33
  El Guapo: Cause they'll be looking for that stuff, too.
• 55:36
  Testecleese: I mean, I've heard of people stealing, like, if they get invented, they'll, like, rip the copper out of the walls.
• 55:40
  El Guapo: Oh, your AC unit.
• 55:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, but I'm like, there's not nearly as much copper in your walls as there was in the 50s. Like, that's… it's not worth… it's not copper piping anymore.
• 55:49
  El Guapo: Yeah, everything's PVC pipe nowadays.
• 55:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, you steal electrical wire, you're gonna get, like, $5.87.
• 55:58
  El Guapo: There's a big… you could get a lot of copper out of lightning rods. They're long, so, like, 12 feet long.
• 56:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, but yeah, my goal.
• 56:07
  El Guapo: But it's gonna be a pineapple.
• 56:08
  Testecleese: They're usually 12 feet… I was gonna say, they're usually 12 feet in the ground.
• 56:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, there's a penny has to dig those out.
• 56:13
  El Guapo: It's funny, I actually just talked to the wife about this.
• 56:17
  El Guapo: I was like, hey, babe, what do you think I, get, I don't know.
• 56:22
  El Guapo: 100 feet of copper cable, and she goes.
• 56:25
  Testecleese: Wire. I was like, no, cable, not wire. She's like, okay.
• 56:28
  Testecleese: I was like, and I clamp…
• 56:31
  El Guapo: And silver braids a copper rod to either end.
• 56:34
  Testecleese: But I drive one end into the ground, and I climb a tree and tie it off to the top of a tree across the street.
• 56:41
  Testecleese: And she goes, why would you do that? She's gonna get hit by lightning. And I was like, yes!
• 56:45
  El Guapo: That tree's gonna get hit by lightning!
• 56:47
  Testecleese: Not the one next to my house that's gonna land on my house.
• 56:51
  El Guapo: Mmm, yeah, I mean, yeah. You, you, it's set to, you know, create an incentive for lightning to strike the place.
• 56:58
  Testecleese: It'll go there instead of where I am. I'm on a mountaintop, dude.
• 57:02
  El Guapo: I know, I just…
• 57:03
  Testecleese: I hung a tree fall off of my yard the other day.
• 57:06
  Testecleese: Tipped my excavator over.
• 57:08
  El Guapo: Oh, wow.
• 57:09
  Testecleese: Yes, granted, it's a mini excavator, it can pick up a little more than a ton and a half, and I got it up the hill, I got it to where I was gonna cut it up, but I went and rotated the, the boom arm 90 degrees, and as soon as I put my chainsaw on it, it just tipped over sideways slowly and landed on this giant log.
• 57:27
  El Guapo: And I was like, aw, fuck.
• 57:30
  Testecleese: So anyway, I cut a couple pieces of it off, and I climbed up in this thing on a…
• 57:34
  El Guapo: Like, leaning on its boom arm.
• 57:36
  Testecleese: Turned it on, and just pushed the arm out slowly, and stood it back up.
• 57:42
  El Guapo: But…
• 57:43
  Testecleese: This shit happens all the time, just hunks of trees fall off and land in my yard that way, over a ton.
• 57:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, you sacrifice a tree, you know, better than your house.
• 57:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, let's let the tree across the street get blown up, that's…
• 57:54
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 57:55
  Testecleese: They're not gonna hit my house.
• 57:56
  El Guapo: No.
• 57:58
  El Guapo: Fuck.
• 57:58
  Testecleese: Who gives a shit if it's the power lines, which I would make sure it wouldn't, because I don't want to pay for that, but I have my own, entire…
• 58:05
  El Guapo: I prefer paying for power line than paying for a new house.
• 58:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, and I have a generator that does my whole house anyway, runs on propane.
• 58:16
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 58:17
  Testecleese: 800-gallon tank of propane I keep in my yard.
• 58:21
  Brian McFadden: I got one of those, too.
• 58:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, imagine what happens if that fucker gets hit by lightning, dude. That's the end of everything in your house, huh?
• 58:28
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 58:30
  Testecleese: Okay, hemlock, I'm guessing that's a town or a city near you? Isn't hemlock, like, a poisonous plant?
• 58:39
  El Guapo: He's… he…
• 58:42
  El Guapo: That gave him a different name, a different town, yeah. It is a town near me. He's been working as, like, a pharmaceutical rec all his life.
• 58:53
  El Guapo: He got on,
• 58:56
  Brian McFadden: a MasterChef recently, this last year, and he brought the title home back to Michigan.
• 59:05
  Testecleese: to Michigan.
• 59:06
  Brian McFadden: Back… yeah, because he's from Michigan.
• 59:09
  Testecleese: Oh, when you said back, I meant… I thought you meant it had been there before, but he brought it back with him.
• 59:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 59:16
  Testecleese: Alright, cool, I guess.
• 59:18
  Brian McFadden: It was pretty cool, because I watched a season of… as it was happening, and I saw he was a Michigan resident, and, like.
• 59:26
  Brian McFadden: You know, it was still cool, you know.
• 59:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, I can't do the food shows.
• 59:31
  Testecleese: It just… the wife enjoys them, like, I just don't get it, like, I can't taste it.
• 59:37
  Brian McFadden: Well, it was a Gordon Ramsay show. I'm addicted to all the Gordon Ramsay shows, so…
• 59:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, I get it, people love it, but I'm just like, man, I… I wanna smell it, I wanna taste it, and I can't. But just wait until we can do that, dude. Wait until they can plug you into the computer.
• 59:53
  Brian McFadden: Roger Sniff.
• 59:56
  Testecleese: On your TV, though? Or they have to mail this shit to you like it's the fucking 50s for your.
• 1:00:00
  Brian McFadden: It's coming, man, it's coming. You gotta rely on technology.
• 1:00:04
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:00:05
  Brian McFadden: It's on its way.
• 1:00:06
  Testecleese: You're not plugging me into the computer, dude.
• 1:00:09
  Brian McFadden: You don't want to be on the Matrix?
• 1:00:11
  Testecleese: No. Never, ever.
• 1:00:13
  Testecleese: Because even if they can take the thing out, how do you know they actually took it out and didn't just make you think they did through programming? How do you know that they didn't put something in your brain that's different to change who you are?
• 1:00:25
  Brian McFadden: You don't? You never.
• 1:00:26
  Testecleese: You can't.
• 1:00:28
  Testecleese: You can't, there's no… neural net is what Elon Musk is trying to do?
• 1:00:35
  Testecleese: I have no interest in being plugged into a computer like I'm… like I'm fucking Neo.
• 1:00:46
  El Guapo: That's weird, that's in the wrong place. That's alright, though.
• 1:00:49
  Testecleese: Massachusetts is actually having to vote?
• 1:00:52
  Testecleese: On whether or not they want to repeal their cannabis laws.
• 1:00:57
  Testecleese: And make it illegal again.
• 1:01:00
  Brian McFadden: That's gonna be a huge change for one of the first states that had, legal marijuana.
• 1:01:08
  Testecleese: And it's gonna crush the economy.
• 1:01:10
  El Guapo: Hmm. Depends, which one?
• 1:01:12
  Brian McFadden: What is the, what is the thinking behind this? Why is this on the ballot?
• 1:01:19
  El Guapo: Because everyone turned into fucking lazy potheads.
• 1:01:22
  Testecleese: No one wants to get a job, no one wants to go to work, no one wants to do anything. They're collecting government benefits, and they're getting high.
• 1:01:29
  Brian McFadden: That's not gonna solve the problem, though.
• 1:01:33
  Testecleese: No, you have to stop giving them government benefits.
• 1:01:36
  Brian McFadden: This is actually gonna hurt the government, because they're not gonna get the tax money, they're not gonna get the tax money from the dispensaries anymore. People are just gonna revert back to their… their… their illegal… their drug dealers, and keep getting their drugs, and it'll be done.
• 1:01:54
  Testecleese: That's the exact argument against this, is people are just gonna go back to illicit
• 1:01:58
  Testecleese: less than safe means to get the same product. Right now, Massachusetts is collecting 17% of each dollar brought in by dispensaries, plus they're
• 1:02:08
  Testecleese: extra tax on property tax, and have to get a special license, and everyone involved in…
• 1:02:16
  Testecleese: Growing, maintaining, harvesting, transporting this stuff.
• 1:02:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:02:21
  Testecleese: is being taxed by Massachusetts.
• 1:02:23
  Brian McFadden: I'm in Michigan here, you know, everything…
• 1:02:26
  Testecleese: Millions of dollars.
• 1:02:27
  Brian McFadden: Everything is tagged. I don't know where the money's actually going in Michigan yet, but I have… because I haven't seen it in the roads, but yeah.
• 1:02:34
  Testecleese: It's paying for, Saeed's, campaign.
• 1:02:38
  Brian McFadden: Probably, that's what it looks like, because he's got a lot of money, because that's the only ads I see on TV, is stupid Saeed. I get stupid mailers from Saeed every day in the mail. Yesterday, I got something from the Democrat Party, I'm like, I'm not registered Democrat, I'm not really sure why you're wasting your money on me, because I ain't voting for fucking El Said.
• 1:02:56
  El Guapo: So…
• 1:02:56
  Testecleese: I went…
• 1:02:57
  El Guapo: You guys gotta… you have to register as a Democrat, or a Republican?
• 1:03:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:03:01
  El Guapo: It's not open, like, here in Virginia?
• 1:03:04
  Brian McFadden: You can, you could also register as an independent, but, you know, I'm not gonna do that.
• 1:03:10
  Testecleese: primary.
• 1:03:12
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny, because I was at the state, the county.
• 1:03:14
  Brian McFadden: No, for primary, you gotta register either or. You can't just wander in and go eeny, meeny, moanee-mo and pick a primary. You gotta…
• 1:03:21
  Testecleese: Oh, like Virginia, you can vote in both of them, right?
• 1:03:24
  Brian McFadden: No, you gotta choose one. You can vote on either one, but you can choose, you gotta choose one.
• 1:03:29
  Testecleese: When Guapo told us, he…
• 1:03:30
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, because the Republicans, they had no primary, just the Democrats.
• 1:03:35
  Brian McFadden: So, yeah, so…
• 1:03:36
  El Guapo: Well, I bought it.
• 1:03:38
  El Guapo: for Joe Biden, so I can be like, hey, I voted for Joe Biden.
• 1:03:44
  Testecleese: Interesting.
• 1:03:46
  El Guapo: It kind of backfired because, like, nobody even above for Joe Biden. Yeah, there you go.
• 1:03:49
  Brian McFadden: But if they have primaries, you gotta choose one.
• 1:03:53
  Brian McFadden: And it's the same way in Michigan, you know, you gotta… basically, you gotta declare your… even before you get in there, you gotta declare what you're voting for, so…
• 1:04:02
  Testecleese: I was just at the county fair.
• 1:04:05
  Testecleese: And, they had a vote… a booth to register Republican.
• 1:04:09
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:04:10
  Testecleese: said, keep Webster County Red. And I was like, oh, crazy, there's a…
• 1:04:14
  Testecleese: Cardboard cutter on Melania and Trump.
• 1:04:16
  Brian McFadden: Heh.
• 1:04:17
  Testecleese: They were… they were separate.
• 1:04:19
  Testecleese: I kid you not, dude, I was seriously tempted to finally register Republican.
• 1:04:24
  Testecleese: No, I just… everything I've seen from the left is like, I just… I cannot get on board with any of this anymore.
• 1:04:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:04:30
  Testecleese: And at least I will get to vote in the primary if I…
• 1:04:33
  Brian McFadden: It was…
• 1:04:34
  Testecleese: to Republicans.
• 1:04:35
  Brian McFadden: It was funny, because I was… I was in a… with the VFW, we had a booth here in our county fair.
• 1:04:41
  Brian McFadden: and then August, and on one side of the building was Republicans, on the other side of the building was the Democrats, you know.
• 1:04:50
  Brian McFadden: Trying to, like, boost up support. Democrats weren't giving out any free food. Republicans had a popcorn maker, they were making popcorn, handing out free popcorn to everybody. I'm voting Republican just because of that.
• 1:05:03
  Testecleese: Just because of that?
• 1:05:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, just because of the free pop.
• 1:05:05
  El Guapo: Also, you're telling me your boat can be bought?
• 1:05:08
  Brian McFadden: With popcorn! No! I was free! Free popcorn.
• 1:05:11
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, sure, it was free, wink wink.
• 1:05:14
  Testecleese: Oh, see, that's what's funny, because that's what the Democrats always promised, and this is something that, I brought up with Brian last week, Guapo, was when Trump promised 5 grand to everyone if the.
• 1:05:24
  El Guapo: Oh yeah, the Democrats are always offered something free.
• 1:05:27
  Testecleese: But yeah…
• 1:05:28
  Brian McFadden: Democrats started this thing back in the day, you know, where they were gonna hand out free money to people if they voted for them.
• 1:05:34
  El Guapo: No?
• 1:05:35
  Brian McFadden: No, but then Trump wants to do it, and it's super illegal.
• 1:05:38
  Testecleese: I don't understand how. How is it any different than saying, we're going to take everyone else's money.
• 1:05:43
  El Guapo: And…
• 1:05:44
  Testecleese: Give someone else free health insurance, versus we're gonna give you back some of your own tax money.
• 1:05:49
  Brian McFadden: And Trump already did it with Obamacare, you know? He just handed everybody that was on that shit, like…
• 1:05:55
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 1:05:56
  El Guapo: But we've had.
• 1:05:58
  Testecleese: 3 promised stimuli checks from Trump that didn't go through, so…
• 1:06:03
  Testecleese: I don't know if everyone remembers all this.
• 1:06:05
  Brian McFadden: He's talking about using tariffs now, and now I have to go through Congress to do it, but I don't…
• 1:06:10
  Brian McFadden: Tariff money had to go back to, like.
• 1:06:13
  El Guapo: You know what? He would have got more votes, he would have been like, look, you vote for the Republican, and make sure they're gonna eliminate income tax in half.
• 1:06:22
  El Guapo: Half of your income tax is gone.
• 1:06:25
  El Guapo: That would have been much better.
• 1:06:27
  Testecleese: No tax on tips, no tax on overtime.
• 1:06:29
  El Guapo: I know, but I don't get the hour time, I don't get tips. I wish I had, like, income tax, cut that shit in half, and I'd be like, hell yeah?
• 1:06:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, I'll be working more.
• 1:06:39
  Testecleese: You pay more… you pay more income tax to Virginia than you do the federal government, you know that, right?
• 1:06:47
  Testecleese: I lived in Virginia for a while, I saw my… I did my own taxes, and I was like, why the fuck am I paying Virginia more? And it's like, okay, you live there. But I was like, what is Virginia doing with this money?
• 1:06:59
  El Guapo: Nothing. Dude, they're asking… they just… right now, a portion is like, hey, we need more money for, the teachers and stuff, like, what happened to the casino money?
• 1:07:08
  El Guapo: You know? You guys collected, like, millions of dollars, why didn't give that to the teacher?
• 1:07:15
  Testecleese: Check this out, A,
• 1:07:17
  Testecleese: Shoot, what's it called? Sutton, Massachusetts?
• 1:07:21
  Testecleese: Put out on Wednesday that they were hacked in some kind of cyber attack.
• 1:07:27
  El Guapo: released…
• 1:07:28
  Testecleese: The information of, like, school children and everyone, like, even social security numbers.
• 1:07:34
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 1:07:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, it turns out this is the fourth Cyber attack.
• 1:07:40
  El Guapo: directed at Massachusetts municipalities, in the last several months.
• 1:07:45
  Brian McFadden: You wanna know why?
• 1:07:47
  Testecleese: I do. What's special about Massachusetts? Towns and cities?
• 1:07:51
  Brian McFadden: Obviously, they're paying these ransom people.
• 1:07:54
  El Guapo: Oh…
• 1:07:55
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 1:07:56
  El Guapo: Well, here's the thing is…
• 1:07:59
  El Guapo: at least this one place, Sutton, was paying an outside company for cybersecurity. Oh, okay.
• 1:08:05
  El Guapo: But a lot of times, these people, when they find areas that will pay the ransom.
• 1:08:11
  Testecleese: Thank you.
• 1:08:11
  Brian McFadden: Yep, exactly. That's more incentive to keep doing it.
• 1:08:18
  El Guapo: Yes, Brian, you're exactly 100% right, and this is what,
• 1:08:21
  Testecleese: I keep bringing up with the wife when it comes to the kids, when they act out, like, if you let them get away with it, it tells them it's okay, they can do it again, and they will.
• 1:08:30
  El Guapo: This is the same thing that comes up when it comes to courtrooms. You keep letting these assholes out of prison, or out of… OUT!
• 1:08:37
  El Guapo: As they're awaiting, you know, Sentencing for murder.
• 1:08:41
  Testecleese: Jeez Louise, oh my god, he took off to Tajikistan!
• 1:08:45
  Brian McFadden: You know what I mean?
• 1:08:47
  Testecleese: This actually happened…
• 1:08:48
  Brian McFadden: We gotta go back to Somali to get them! We gotta go back to Somali to get them.
• 1:08:54
  Testecleese: Tajikistan is former Soviet bloc.
• 1:08:57
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:08:59
  El Guapo: And this is great, I love it too, it says, assault weapons are banned in Massachusetts.
• 1:09:05
  Brian McFadden: Oh, no.
• 1:09:06
  Testecleese: Assault weapons are banned nationwide. People don't understand what an actual assault.
• 1:09:10
  El Guapo: weapon…
• 1:09:11
  Brian McFadden: No, we've talked about this many times on the show.
• 1:09:15
  El Guapo: It has to have selective fire.
• 1:09:17
  El Guapo: To be considered an assault rifle.
• 1:09:20
  El Guapo: Which means full auto capability.
• 1:09:22
  El Guapo: Right.
• 1:09:23
  Brian McFadden: You can only get that in the military.
• 1:09:26
  Testecleese: Exactly, exactly, in the United… or you have to go through a ridiculous process with background checks that.
• 1:09:33
  El Guapo: It will piss everyone off.
• 1:09:35
  El Guapo: And,
• 1:09:40
  El Guapo: Tax stamps.
• 1:09:41
  Testecleese: For an automatic weapon.
• 1:09:43
  Brian McFadden: No, we got rid of the tax amps.
• 1:09:45
  El Guapo: Well, I… on… suppressors.
• 1:09:48
  Testecleese: I'm not sure about automatic weapons, because, the AK guy, what's his name?
• 1:09:52
  El Guapo: I brought it around.
• 1:09:53
  Testecleese: Herrera?
• 1:09:54
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:09:55
  Testecleese: He's running for Congress.
• 1:09:57
  Testecleese: And he does stuff all the time with automatic weapons, doesn't he?
• 1:10:00
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 1:10:02
  Testecleese: He's got the permits and everything, but it took…
• 1:10:05
  El Guapo: store, I think he got a store, like, a license.
• 1:10:08
  Testecleese: Oh, he, he makes… he literally makes them, too.
• 1:10:11
  El Guapo: Yeah. Yeah, he produces…
• 1:10:13
  Brian McFadden: Oh my god.
• 1:10:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, manufacturer, at least.
• 1:10:18
  Testecleese: But anyway, these… this lefty…
• 1:10:22
  Testecleese: There's one guy in particular, but in general, these leftists are calling for…
• 1:10:26
  El Guapo: unbanning assault weapons in Massachusetts. And it's like, it's illegal federally under the NFA.
• 1:10:34
  Testecleese: That was signed under Ronald Reagan.
• 1:10:36
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:10:38
  El Guapo: cannot have an automatic… But this tells you this idiot doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. But he's all upset because he went to some…
• 1:10:47
  Testecleese: Counter-protest in Boston for straight pride?
• 1:10:50
  El Guapo: And he was a dick, you know what I mean?
• 1:10:53
  Brian McFadden: Most people don't know what is banned and what's not banned.
• 1:10:57
  El Guapo: Correct. But he was being a dick of this straight pride…
• 1:11:00
  Testecleese: parade as a counter-protester.
• 1:11:03
  El Guapo: Sometimes you are when you're eating, you know?
• 1:11:05
  El Guapo: apparently…
• 1:11:06
  Testecleese: Someone found them on Grindr, because that's where they knew they were gonna find them.
• 1:11:11
  El Guapo: and…
• 1:11:12
  Testecleese: sent him something like, found you, faggot, I'm gonna kill you.
• 1:11:16
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:11:17
  Testecleese: And I'm like, okay, that's inappropriate.
• 1:11:19
  Brian McFadden: You know what I mean?
• 1:11:20
  Testecleese: And you definitely can't threaten to kill someone.
• 1:11:23
  El Guapo: But does that mean you need to have an automatic rifle?
• 1:11:26
  Testecleese: I think what this guy's talking about is he means semi-automatic.
• 1:11:30
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:11:31
  Testecleese: Which you can already own in Massachusetts. You can get a handgun.
• 1:11:35
  El Guapo: In Massachusetts.
• 1:11:36
  Testecleese: Depending on where you live, there's a different process. The reason why I never got a handgun is because I needed to have a license to, conceal.
• 1:11:45
  Testecleese: AND I had to write the chief of police a letter explaining why I needed to own a handgun, and apparently, fuck you, it's my right, was not a good enough argument.
• 1:11:59
  Brian McFadden: I want to make that a show title, but it never get approved by anybody, yeah.
• 1:12:03
  El Guapo: I feel, you can pull that.
• 1:12:05
  Brian McFadden: Alright, I might try that.
• 1:12:07
  Testecleese: Apparently, it wasn't a good enough argument.
• 1:12:09
  Brian McFadden: And it kind of…
• 1:12:10
  Testecleese: Pissed me off.
• 1:12:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, well… Meanwhile in Massachusetts.
• 1:12:17
  El Guapo: As I said, we got a whole thing about Massachusetts. What's going on in Mass, right? Little tiny state!
• 1:12:24
  Brian McFadden: They're all over the news.
• 1:12:25
  Testecleese: Apparently they like to fight, just like it's fuckin' 1774, you know what I mean?
• 1:12:30
  El Guapo: Mmm…
• 1:12:32
  Testecleese: Catholic family is,
• 1:12:35
  El Guapo: Fighting the state for custody of their own teenager, who's…
• 1:12:41
  Testecleese: Massachusetts government abducted, essentially.
• 1:12:45
  El Guapo: Oh my god.
• 1:12:45
  Testecleese: Because the kid said once to a teacher, man, I wanna be a boy.
• 1:12:51
  El Guapo: And they're going to transition this kid.
• 1:12:56
  El Guapo: And the parents get no say, they don't even get to be involved,
• 1:13:01
  El Guapo: And what's crazy is, I think this kid's, like, 14?
• 1:13:04
  El Guapo: So, realistically, what happened is, the boys started going through puberty at this point.
• 1:13:11
  El Guapo: The boy or girl?
• 1:13:12
  Testecleese: This is a girl.
• 1:13:13
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:13:14
  Testecleese: This person was born a girl. But the boys are going through puberty.
• 1:13:18
  El Guapo: At this point, and all of a sudden, they got a foot taller, their voice is.
• 1:13:23
  Testecleese: dropped.
• 1:13:24
  Testecleese: They could run faster, they could jump higher.
• 1:13:26
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:13:27
  Testecleese: And she… and she's thinking, man, I wish I could do that, and they're gonna fucking sterilize her, and…
• 1:13:34
  Testecleese: Add a fucking dildo and pretend she's a boy.
• 1:13:37
  El Guapo: Yeah…
• 1:13:39
  Testecleese: The Catholic family gets no say.
• 1:13:42
  Brian McFadden: Where's not.
• 1:13:42
  El Guapo: Well, I bet you did voted for this, so I don't care. But here's the thing is…
• 1:13:47
  El Guapo: Doing even all the surgery and all the hormones, she's never gonna compete.
• 1:13:52
  Testecleese: Like, the boys that went through puberty naturally.
• 1:13:55
  El Guapo: No, this time.
• 1:13:57
  Testecleese: So, you're not even gonna get the advantages that you want.
• 1:14:00
  Testecleese: But now you can't reproduce at all. You can't even be on the, donor side.
• 1:14:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, she better sue when she gets older.
• 1:14:09
  Testecleese: So who? The government, I guess?
• 1:14:11
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:14:13
  El Guapo: For gaslighting. Alright, so…
• 1:14:15
  Testecleese: Y-you fucked my life up.
• 1:14:18
  Testecleese: Now I want to sue you, Massachusetts is gonna say, well, it doesn't fucking matter, it's within our laws.
• 1:14:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:14:26
  El Guapo: Which brings me back to Abdul Saeed, Al-Sayed, I'm sorry. He's saying that doctors should get the decision on sex change stuff, and he made it a big point of saying.
• 1:14:40
  Testecleese: how he's a full-ass doctor, and did a full-ass internship, a full-ass residency. He's like, but you never got your license!
• 1:14:48
  Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
• 1:14:51
  Testecleese: You're a half-assed doctor!
• 1:14:53
  El Guapo: And don't get me wrong, medical school's a big deal. You could even just add, hey, I graduated med school.
• 1:15:00
  Testecleese: And then let people call you, Doctor!
• 1:15:03
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 1:15:04
  Testecleese: But don't say I AM if you never actually did the final step.
• 1:15:10
  El Guapo: But yeah, he's saying that doctors should get the decision, not the family. Spanberger just did the same thing in Virginia.
• 1:15:19
  El Guapo: basically undid what…
• 1:15:21
  Testecleese: Youngkin… Glenn Youngkin did when he was in office about, trans and kids without the family being involved.
• 1:15:27
  El Guapo: Nope. Yeah.
• 1:15:30
  El Guapo: God.
• 1:15:31
  El Guapo: Deep breath.
• 1:15:34
  El Guapo: And… What was… I've been trying to avoid the WNBA, but…
• 1:15:40
  Testecleese: Apparently, the freaking Women's Basketball World Cup is going on right now.
• 1:15:46
  Brian McFadden: Already have a.
• 1:15:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, I didn't know that. By the way, Guapo, I'm digging your glass, whatever it is.
• 1:15:51
  Testecleese: It shows… yeah, it shows the… your background.
• 1:15:55
  El Guapo: Wherever you put it. It's a clear glass, that's all.
• 1:16:01
  El Guapo: Yeah, I didn't even realize this.
• 1:16:03
  Testecleese: I don't care enough.
• 1:16:04
  Brian McFadden: We won.
• 1:16:07
  Testecleese: But I guess Clark sat on the bench for all about 16 minutes?
• 1:16:11
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:16:12
  El Guapo: Yup.
• 1:16:13
  Testecleese: Isn't she one.
• 1:16:14
  Brian McFadden: The biggest draw… the biggest draw to WNBA and women's basketball, sat on the bench most of the time.
• 1:16:21
  Testecleese: Why?
• 1:16:22
  Brian McFadden: Because…
• 1:16:23
  Testecleese: basketball player.
• 1:16:25
  Brian McFadden: They don't care about that.
• 1:16:27
  Brian McFadden: She's not politically correct. She doesn't fit the narrative.
• 1:16:32
  Testecleese: Granted, we won that game.
• 1:16:34
  Brian McFadden: And this is the reason why…
• 1:16:36
  El Guapo: The WNBA commissioner has, retired, quote-unquote.
• 1:16:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, that was… we talked about it last… or 2 weeks ago, I think.
• 1:16:45
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:16:46
  El Guapo: That's a special way to say they got fired?
• 1:16:49
  Testecleese: Yes, that's exactly what I said, Guapo, was she got fired, but they let her.
• 1:16:53
  Brian McFadden: Because she refused, she refused to define what a woman is.
• 1:16:59
  Testecleese: And she said, she said these two individuals can't play because they're not women, and they said, well, what is a woman? She goes, I don't know.
• 1:17:05
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, yeah.
• 1:17:06
  El Guapo: You can't tell two people they can't play…
• 1:17:09
  Brian McFadden: And you can't define a woman. It doesn't… the definition don't work like that. It's one or the other, you know? It is what it is.
• 1:17:18
  Testecleese: Interesting to see these lefties finally come up against.
• 1:17:22
  El Guapo: disingenuate.
• 1:17:24
  Testecleese: disingenuous arguments.
• 1:17:27
  Testecleese: intentionally.
• 1:17:28
  El Guapo: Because, in general.
• 1:17:30
  Testecleese: Your right wing, even your middle-of-the-road guys, will try to bring logic and arguments, like real…
• 1:17:35
  El Guapo: Discussions. And they didn't give a shit.
• 1:17:37
  Testecleese: And like, well, this is what's gonna end up happening. It won't happen, it won't happen.
• 1:17:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it doesn't happen.
• 1:17:42
  Testecleese: Well, just like when they said.
• 1:17:44
  El Guapo: allowing gay marriage. It's… the Republicans are like.
• 1:17:47
  Testecleese: You're gonna start teaching it in school, like, oh, that'll never happen, you're fucking nuts. And now they're teaching kids, now they're taking kids and saying, we're gonna cut your fucking tits off and call you a boy.
• 1:17:57
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:17:57
  El Guapo: and the parents don't get a say. Like, it happened. Yeah.
• 1:18:01
  El Guapo: And they said, this'll never happen with men just pretending they're women to get an advantage in sports. These two dudes came out, and boom, let's do it.
• 1:18:10
  El Guapo: And, oh, they're being disingenuous. Yeah, they're trying to fucking prove their goddamn point that you still refuse to hear.
• 1:18:17
  El Guapo: Yep, India.
• 1:18:20
  El Guapo: I'm telling you, these guys have a real lawsuit.
• 1:18:23
  Testecleese: Unless someone comes out and defines what a woman is, according to WNBA standards, because as of right now, the WNBA standards says, anyone who identifies as a woman is a woman.
• 1:18:33
  El Guapo: Right. Not if they have a beard, not if they're 7 feet tall.
• 1:18:37
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, the WNBA actually needs the…
• 1:18:40
  El Guapo: Change their definition of what a woman is.
• 1:18:45
  Brian McFadden: They're not willing to do that, so they're fucked.
• 1:18:49
  El Guapo: Oh yeah, they're bone, and the…
• 1:18:51
  Testecleese: Tell you what, when the lawsuit shows up for this obvious, nationwide discrimination.
• 1:18:56
  Brian McFadden: Probably be the end of the WNBA, because the NBA ain't gonna support their lawsuit.
• 1:19:01
  Testecleese: You're not gonna pay for that.
• 1:19:02
  El Guapo: No. Nope.
• 1:19:03
  Testecleese: No way we're gonna pay a $5 billion loan.
• 1:19:06
  Brian McFadden: Because that would be the end of the NBA, you know, at the same time.
• 1:19:12
  El Guapo: Exactly. So we lose… we lose the whole basketball industry, you know?
• 1:19:17
  Brian McFadden: Not necessarily a bad thing, but, you know.
• 1:19:19
  Testecleese: You and I don't care for basketball, but it's a huge sport, and you know it. People love it.
• 1:19:25
  El Guapo: Tons of money changes hands because of basketball every year in the United States. Yeah.
• 1:19:31
  El Guapo: It's not cricket, you know?
• 1:19:35
  El Guapo: Same topic, remember when we were talking about that, those two women, the mother and the daughter that got kicked out of a bar? Can't remember where it was.
• 1:19:43
  El Guapo: A women's sports bar.
• 1:19:46
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:19:47
  Brian McFadden: I'll share this article.
• 1:19:48
  El Guapo: Yes, you did.
• 1:19:49
  Testecleese: They were wearing XXXY shirts, they got kicked out for not being inclusive. It's like, but this is a sports bar for women's sports. You know?
• 1:19:57
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. Well, they're not women that you're wearing your t-shirts for.
• 1:20:02
  El Guapo: Well, alright, looks like,
• 1:20:04
  Testecleese: They're about to go out of business, it looks.
• 1:20:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the women's Sports Bar is gone.
• 1:20:10
  Brian McFadden: The women stopped going there, and the men stopped going there, because they were sporting women's sport. Well, the problem was.
• 1:20:16
  El Guapo: They started banning weird… the women's sports that people ain't gonna watch, like…
• 1:20:22
  Brian McFadden: No women's soccer, no women's rugby, you know…
• 1:20:27
  Testecleese: The rugby thing, too, and I don't remember what it was, it might have had something to do with the fact that they only let natural women play.
• 1:20:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think that's exactly why, yeah, yeah.
• 1:20:37
  Testecleese: And it's like, we're not gonna play it anymore. It's like, well, you do realize if you put a man in a scrum with a bunch of women, he's gonna rip ears off, right?
• 1:20:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, and people actually want to watch.
• 1:20:47
  Brian McFadden: That kind of women's sports, you know?
• 1:20:50
  Testecleese: Who wants to watch women get beat up?
• 1:20:52
  Brian McFadden: And, yeah, they said they weren't gonna do all women's elite rugby matches because there's no transgender.
• 1:21:00
  El Guapo: People in there.
• 1:21:02
  El Guapo: Well, people watch MMA fights, female, and like, oh, okay, I watch the girls beating each other.
• 1:21:08
  Testecleese: No, that… actually, I love watching the women fight. It's almost all technique, no one ever tries to just…
• 1:21:14
  El Guapo: throw a knockout punch, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:21:18
  El Guapo: I mean, look, yeah, let me see what they got. I don't care. Like, I remember there was two girls fighting, everybody was talking about it and shit, like.
• 1:21:25
  Testecleese: Was that the Rousey, Cyborg fight?
• 1:21:28
  El Guapo: No, it wasn't Rousey, it was somebody else.
• 1:21:29
  Testecleese: Rosie.
• 1:21:30
  Brian McFadden: This is just a typical… Bar… this is a typical…
• 1:21:35
  El Guapo: Company, bar, whatever, restaurant.
• 1:21:38
  El Guapo: They got their… they're… Definition of what women's sports is, and in their mind.
• 1:21:46
  Brian McFadden: And when it doesn't meet their mind, they don't care about profit, they just… they're more worried about their definition of what women's sports is.
• 1:21:55
  El Guapo: Not about making money and being profitable.
• 1:21:58
  Testecleese: Brian, what's the name of the bar?
• 1:22:01
  Brian McFadden: I just closed the article, let me look it up again here.
• 1:22:04
  Testecleese: I believe it's the sports bra.
• 1:22:07
  Brian McFadden: It was! I think you're right there. The sports bra in Portland, Oregon.
• 1:22:12
  El Guapo: So, if there was any place…
• 1:22:16
  El Guapo: That you could show up, you think you'd be able to watch…
• 1:22:19
  Brian McFadden: You know, women's soccer, Women's World Cup, or WNBA, that'd be the place to be, but apparently not.
• 1:22:26
  Brian McFadden: And this is Portland, Oregon. It don't get more liberal than that, you know, so…
• 1:22:33
  Testecleese: Well, it's interesting.
• 1:22:33
  El Guapo: This kind of place is gonna exist, and actually be profitable, this is where it's at.
• 1:22:39
  El Guapo: And it failed.
• 1:22:41
  El Guapo: Must be cops going by Guapo's house, cause…
• 1:22:43
  Testecleese: It's not mine.
• 1:22:44
  Brian McFadden: Wow!
• 1:22:46
  El Guapo: They're like, oh yeah, okay, here we go.
• 1:22:49
  Brian McFadden: Cops never come by.
• 1:22:51
  El Guapo: It's crazy to hear it before I hear it. There's a fire truck coming by.
• 1:22:55
  Brian McFadden: Which I haven't heard in the 6 months I've lived here, you know, ain't no cops coming by here!
• 1:23:02
  Testecleese: Well, I get stadies coming through almost every day, but that's because there's one road across the entire county, you know?
• 1:23:09
  El Guapo: I got more than one road.
• 1:23:11
  Brian McFadden: They just live on a dirt road.
• 1:23:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, you've been here, you've seen it, right?
• 1:23:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I've lived it.
• 1:23:17
  El Guapo: There's one way to get across the county. Granted, there's other side roads, but if the city wants to get from A to B,
• 1:23:24
  El Guapo: He's coming down my road.
• 1:23:26
  Brian McFadden: You got the main road.
• 1:23:29
  El Guapo: Yeah, and it sucks because I got the gravel trucks, which…
• 1:23:33
  Testecleese: The diesel engine's loud, yeah, okay, I can deal with that, no problem. It's the logging trucks and the chip trucks that are car… not potato chips, like, chipped wood.
• 1:23:44
  El Guapo: Malt?
• 1:23:44
  Testecleese: trucks.
• 1:23:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:23:47
  Testecleese: They find a straightaway, and they throttle it up, and they throttle it up for, like, 3 gears, and then they come do a frickin' 90-degree turn right in front of my…
• 1:23:56
  Brian McFadden: These are air brakes.
• 1:23:57
  El Guapo: Right behind my house, yeah, and they go… shakes my whole fucking house. And I'm like, alright, I get it, you guys were doing this before I moved here.
• 1:24:07
  El Guapo: But, like, e…
• 1:24:08
  Testecleese: You guys do the same route every day, you know that fucking turn is coming, why do you…
• 1:24:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:24:13
  El Guapo: accelerate to…
• 1:24:14
  Testecleese: 50 miles an hour to slow back down to 25, you know?
• 1:24:17
  El Guapo: Cause they're getting paid by the hour.
• 1:24:21
  El Guapo: That's your thing.
• 1:24:22
  El Guapo: Yit.
• 1:24:22
  Brian McFadden: Back to the place they're going.
• 1:24:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, but half.
• 1:24:25
  Brian McFadden: Turn around and get more of those.
• 1:24:28
  Testecleese: Half these guys own their own vehicles, so they're paying for fuel and, repairs in general.
• 1:24:33
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:24:34
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong, the engine brake is better than brake pads, because they last way longer.
• 1:24:38
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:24:38
  Testecleese: Wobble, what does it cost to take apart and,
• 1:24:42
  El Guapo: Just a.
• 1:24:43
  Testecleese: replace an engine brake on a fucking giant truck. You know what I mean?
• 1:24:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, tires on the…
• 1:24:50
  Testecleese: Taking the engine apart.
• 1:24:51
  El Guapo: Tires alone just $1,000, dude. Just one tire.
• 1:24:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, and you keep… why would you throttle up?
• 1:24:58
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's why a lot of the… most cities…
• 1:25:01
  Brian McFadden: I outlawed the, engine brake, you know, inside city limits.
• 1:25:06
  Testecleese: I'm not in a city. The city here says you can't, but the speed limit's also 25… 35.
• 1:25:11
  El Guapo: Yeah…
• 1:25:12
  Testecleese: I'm… I don't live in.
• 1:25:13
  Brian McFadden: Maybe you need to petition a speed limit lowering in your area.
• 1:25:18
  El Guapo: I mean, it depends, like, if you're heavy, you probably want to give it a little gas, so you don't stall, you know?
• 1:25:28
  Testecleese: Stay in a lower gear.
• 1:25:30
  Brian McFadden: Lower gear, always wear it.
• 1:25:32
  El Guapo: That's true. Yeah, but sometimes everything's automatic down there, so, you know…
• 1:25:38
  Testecleese: January.
• 1:25:38
  Brian McFadden: Not on semi-trucks.
• 1:25:40
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:25:40
  El Guapo: No, I got automatic now, it's a pain. I kinda… Kinda mixed feelings about it, because it's not sexy, like, yeah, put it in here.
• 1:25:50
  Brian McFadden: Automatic truck?
• 1:25:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, I got an automatic truck now.
• 1:25:53
  El Guapo: Yeah. I know! This is like, I go like this, though, like… Neutral.
• 1:25:59
  El Guapo: Neutral, reverse.
• 1:26:01
  El Guapo: You know… And especially, like, you… when you…
• 1:26:06
  Brian McFadden: spent all that money on a CDL to drive an automatic truck.
• 1:26:09
  El Guapo: Well, that's… we just got a new truck, that's the thing.
• 1:26:14
  Brian McFadden: I know.
• 1:26:15
  Brian McFadden: I'm giving you shit, I'm just giving you shit.
• 1:26:17
  El Guapo: So anyways, so you know what you're.
• 1:26:18
  Testecleese: I can't imagine the torque converter size on a truck with fucking 16 gears, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:26:24
  El Guapo: So, whenever I… I always back into places, because if something goes wrong, at least I can get out forward, you know?
• 1:26:31
  El Guapo: Well, when I go forward, I stop, then I go, like, you know, with stick shift and, like, put in her burst and just back in, you know, whatever. Now I have to stop. Completely.
• 1:26:42
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's the reverse.
• 1:26:46
  Testecleese: I know exactly what the stick shift, you'll put it in reverse, hold your foot on the clutch while you slow down, then slowly off the clutch and apply gas, and then you'll start moving backwards.
• 1:26:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like, so gay, man, but whatever, you know? I mean, this beach traffic, too, like, I don't take a buddy just to hit my own gas, like…
• 1:27:05
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:27:05
  Testecleese: I do miss driving a manual, but at the same time, I'm so glad I… well, out here, it wouldn't be a big deal.
• 1:27:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:27:11
  Testecleese: But Virginia… even when I lived in Massachusetts, man, I drove a stick shift.
• 1:27:17
  El Guapo: And I was on and off the clutch.
• 1:27:19
  Testecleese: shit, 6 or 7 times a minute, you know what I mean?
• 1:27:22
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:27:23
  El Guapo: There's just red lights, you know? And it's like, Jesus.
• 1:27:27
  Testecleese: For the love of God, there has to be a better way. It's like, oh my god, there is a better way.
• 1:27:31
  Brian McFadden: It was funny, because,
• 1:27:33
  El Guapo: I think I drank on July 3rd, but I didn't drink on July 4th, and then I… my bud… my nephew wanted to go over to a party and hang out. I was like, well, I'm not drinking today, you know? So, I became his designated driver.
• 1:27:49
  El Guapo: And… we drove his truck, which was,
• 1:27:52
  El Guapo: a… a stick on the… on the column, you know? Like the good old days.
• 1:27:58
  Testecleese: Oh, there you go.
• 1:27:59
  El Guapo: a tree?
• 1:28:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and I'm like, I don't… it's been, like, decades…
• 1:28:05
  Brian McFadden: I'm like, it's been decades since I drove a stick, you know, let me see if I can do it, you know, here, you know?
• 1:28:11
  Brian McFadden: It's been a week.
• 1:28:12
  Testecleese: Hold on!
• 1:28:13
  Brian McFadden: It all came back to me, and my nephew was so proud of me, he's like.
• 1:28:17
  Brian McFadden: do it, you know?
• 1:28:18
  El Guapo: No, here's what's true.
• 1:28:19
  Brian McFadden: I still got it, I still got it!
• 1:28:22
  Testecleese: What's fun, though, is if it was a stick shift on the tree.
• 1:28:25
  El Guapo: On the comb.
• 1:28:27
  Testecleese: Brian probably spun the tires the first time he put it in first gear.
• 1:28:31
  El Guapo: Yeah. That's what I learned, like…
• 1:28:33
  Brian McFadden: I learned on a tree, you know? That's when I first learned…
• 1:28:37
  Testecleese: I'll…
• 1:28:37
  Brian McFadden: His pig was on the tree!
• 1:28:39
  El Guapo: Jeez, I've always had a console shifter.
• 1:28:44
  Testecleese: I learned how to drive on a stick shift, actually. My father made it a point.
• 1:28:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:28:48
  Testecleese: An old 5-speed S10?
• 1:28:51
  El Guapo: Oh…
• 1:28:52
  Testecleese: He's like, no.
• 1:28:53
  El Guapo: Yes, sir.
• 1:28:54
  Testecleese: If you're gonna learn how to drive, you're gonna learn how to drive.
• 1:28:57
  Brian McFadden: That's the best way to do it.
• 1:28:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's like, you may never ever be in an auto, manual again.
• 1:29:02
  Testecleese: But you…
• 1:29:03
  Brian McFadden: It came in handy when I was over in Europe and had rental cars, you know, because…
• 1:29:07
  El Guapo: You ain't getting no automatic in Europe as a rental car.
• 1:29:11
  Brian McFadden: Even today, you're gonna have a stick shift as a rental car in Europe.
• 1:29:15
  El Guapo: Because they're cheap.
• 1:29:17
  Testecleese: I say cheap, they're not cheap. It's funny, because everyone calls it a standard transmission still. Shit hasn't been standard in the car in the United States in, what, 50 years?
• 1:29:26
  El Guapo: Yeah, I think it's standard at the time, but now it's just… Is this a name?
• 1:29:30
  Testecleese: just means that's what they make.
• 1:29:32
  El Guapo: You might.
• 1:29:33
  Testecleese: You have to order a manual if you want a manual. You might pay more now for a manual transmission.
• 1:29:39
  El Guapo: Yeah. There's a couple of new vehicles that'll make a manual transmission.
• 1:29:44
  Testecleese: I'm just saying, like, for example, the Ram 1500, right?
• 1:29:48
  El Guapo: Let's even go, let's go even bigger. The, the 3500, heavy-duty diesel.
• 1:29:55
  Testecleese: The standard transmission that comes with it is an automatic.
• 1:29:58
  Testecleese: You gotta pay more for the manual transmission.
• 1:30:01
  Brian McFadden: You gotta pay extra for that shit.
• 1:30:03
  El Guapo: Because they have to go and fucking…
• 1:30:05
  Testecleese: Make the parts and install it.
• 1:30:08
  El Guapo: Yeah, well, my Jeep was, I bought a 2009, brand new, $23,000 house. But, yeah, but Jeep, Jeep is also a… specific…
• 1:30:20
  Testecleese: Vehicle.
• 1:30:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That should, should, that they will continue making manual transmissions as…
• 1:30:26
  Testecleese: A factory option.
• 1:30:28
  Brian McFadden: People are going mudding with them, and off-road. And climbing rocks, and doing all sorts of work, especially, like.
• 1:30:34
  Testecleese: the Rubicon.
• 1:30:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:30:37
  El Guapo: And it's funny, because everyone still loves the Wrangler, I'm like, the Wrangler's a fucking joke, let's be real.
• 1:30:44
  El Guapo: No, they're fun?
• 1:30:46
  El Guapo: But, I had a guy break… a friend of mine break his arm in 3 places when we were fucking around.
• 1:30:52
  Testecleese: and and a Wrangler on the beach, and we rolled it over.
• 1:30:56
  Testecleese: But he had his arm wrapped around the roll cage, taking a…
• 1:30:59
  Brian McFadden: Never a good idea.
• 1:31:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, and went right up and over it.
• 1:31:02
  El Guapo: I mean, they… I mean…
• 1:31:04
  Brian McFadden: Has he never been on a roller coaster ride before, where keep your hands inside the.
• 1:31:08
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:31:09
  Brian McFadden: Bar at all times.
• 1:31:10
  El Guapo: You hugged yourself.
• 1:31:12
  Testecleese: He didn't know any better.
• 1:31:14
  El Guapo: Hello, there we go.
• 1:31:15
  Brian McFadden: And it obviously…
• 1:31:15
  El Guapo: Bite their arm.
• 1:31:16
  Brian McFadden: We're a roller coaster.
• 1:31:19
  Testecleese: He didn't think that the Jeep was gonna roll over!
• 1:31:22
  Brian McFadden: Any car can roll over.
• 1:31:24
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:31:25
  Testecleese: Give me.
• 1:31:25
  El Guapo: Just a note, bro, there's a meme about it, like, hey,
• 1:31:31
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:31:31
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:31:32
  Testecleese: If you can read this, turn me over.
• 1:31:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:31:36
  Testecleese: I've seen that bumper sticker, it's written upside down, if you can read this book…
• 1:31:38
  El Guapo: It's a tire cover. Yeah, a tire cover.
• 1:31:44
  Testecleese: Oh, man, but yeah, that is funny, because a buddy of mine got a CJ7.
• 1:31:49
  El Guapo: Like, a year after that, and we went down to the same beach.
• 1:31:53
  Testecleese: And did the same turn, and the CJ handled the turn no problem.
• 1:31:59
  Testecleese: Hey, granted, it might have been a different title situation, et cetera, et cetera.
• 1:32:03
  Testecleese: But, like, yeah, this dude's tires got caught in the wet sand of the tide going out.
• 1:32:08
  El Guapo: Mmm…
• 1:32:09
  Testecleese: And just rolled over.
• 1:32:10
  El Guapo: And oh… Man…
• 1:32:15
  El Guapo: Let me tell you how much fun it was to talk to the cops as a bunch of drunk 17-year-olds.
• 1:32:21
  Testecleese: tooling around on a beach in a jeep, you know what I mean? When someone got hurt.
• 1:32:28
  Testecleese: None of us got in trouble, though, because technically it was private property, and the people that own the property felt bad that this dude's arm got busted.
• 1:32:36
  El Guapo: Even though we were trespassing.
• 1:32:39
  El Guapo: But we were talking about Kamala earlier, and some…
• 1:32:45
  El Guapo: inside information came out, I guess, from 2024 polling amongst the Democrats? Yeah.
• 1:32:53
  El Guapo: She was not first in line for who was most likely to win for the Democrats. She got… I wanna…
• 1:33:03
  Testecleese: A nod because of her skin color and her, sex.
• 1:33:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, dude, I would've told you this, like, nobody bought it for her in the primary.
• 1:33:13
  El Guapo: Literally nobody. Literally nobody.
• 1:33:15
  El Guapo: Yeah, I go like, yeah, she's not fucking likeable.
• 1:33:19
  El Guapo: So, I mean, I think they had a way better chance with you running Joe Biden all over again, like a couple times and shit.
• 1:33:28
  El Guapo: But, whatever.
• 1:33:29
  Testecleese: They might have done better running Joe again, and then having him resign as soon as.
• 1:33:34
  El Guapo: to office. Yeah.
• 1:33:36
  El Guapo: But, whatever, you know, the…
• 1:33:40
  El Guapo: You know what it is? It's the fucking egotism in themselves. They're like, oh, we know better than anybody, like, go ahead, do your thing, man.
• 1:33:48
  El Guapo: Do you fucking Tim.
• 1:33:50
  El Guapo: Well, that was a big thing with the whole Lindsey Clancy thing, is, we're right, you're wrong.
• 1:33:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, yep, yep. You know?
• 1:33:58
  Testecleese: And you're a bad person for not agreeing with us.
• 1:34:01
  El Guapo: Nope.
• 1:34:04
  Testecleese: Oh, shit, I know we already passed the Clancy thing, but you know there's actually… I'm pretty sure they opened an investigation.
• 1:34:11
  El Guapo: Into the jurors.
• 1:34:13
  Testecleese: Many of them.
• 1:34:15
  El Guapo: Good. You know what? Like, this is… Honestly, after you do something like that, you should just shut the fuck up for, like, 7 years.
• 1:34:24
  El Guapo: You know, intolera.
• 1:34:27
  El Guapo: It turns out…
• 1:34:28
  Testecleese: That 2 of the jurors have come out and said that 8 women were convincing everyone else of one thing, which they're not allowed to do, but the big thing is, there were several nurses on the,
• 1:34:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, this should not be a day.
• 1:34:40
  Testecleese: jury.
• 1:34:41
  Testecleese: And, well… These nurses interpreted information and then translated it for jury members.
• 1:34:49
  Testecleese: Which is absolutely forbidden.
• 1:34:52
  Testecleese: You have to go by the evidence, not by… well…
• 1:34:55
  El Guapo: Whatever.
• 1:34:55
  Testecleese: This tells me that this and this happened.
• 1:34:57
  El Guapo: Well… yeah, like, in a way, yes, I can see that. But you ever watch the movie, 12 Angry Mans?
• 1:35:04
  Testecleese: Yes, I have, and it was…
• 1:35:06
  El Guapo: Classic, they're talking about one…
• 1:35:07
  Testecleese: Jeez, I was…
• 1:35:08
  El Guapo: nope.
• 1:35:09
  Testecleese: That was 50s, wasn't it?
• 1:35:10
  El Guapo: 50s, early 40s, yeah, 50s, 60s.
• 1:35:14
  Brian McFadden: For my time.
• 1:35:15
  El Guapo: Yeah, I remember watching it in my civics class.
• 1:35:19
  El Guapo: So, it just shows you, like, you know what?
• 1:35:22
  El Guapo: Just because somebody's holding down, like, you know what, hold on. And they pissed me off that, like, they want to kick out this year, like, well, we should change it, like, that doesn't work, that's not how it works, dumbasses.
• 1:35:34
  El Guapo: You know, you got a hung jury, or a unanimous decision. That's it.
• 1:35:39
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, they're getting…
• 1:35:41
  Testecleese: it's getting tried again. There's no way this is getting dismissed, especially if there's an open investigation of the jurors.
• 1:35:46
  El Guapo: You know what?
• 1:35:47
  Testecleese: Violating all of the rules of being on a jury.
• 1:35:51
  El Guapo: Yeah… I don't… I mean… I don't know.
• 1:35:54
  Testecleese: There might be criminal charges.
• 1:35:56
  El Guapo: Oh, did… oh, did the druid? Yeah.
• 1:35:58
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 1:35:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:36:00
  El Guapo: Because the fucking, the… They, they lie, because they have deteriorating motives and stuff, so it'll be…
• 1:36:09
  Testecleese: Well, like I say.
• 1:36:09
  El Guapo: Important.
• 1:36:10
  Testecleese: A lot of these women came in from the beginning and said, this woman's innocent.
• 1:36:14
  El Guapo: no matter what, That wasn't… that wasn't part of the deal, it was innocent because of…
• 1:36:21
  El Guapo: Well, innocent was never even… an option. No, like, innocent because of, like, not innocent, but… Not guilty. Oh, she's guilty, that's it.
• 1:36:30
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:36:31
  Testecleese: But yeah, 8 of them apparently came in, seeing this as an opportunity to advance women's movement.
• 1:36:37
  El Guapo: Well, you know… And that's how they… that's what they did.
• 1:36:41
  Testecleese: And it's like, no, you cannot use a murder case.
• 1:36:45
  El Guapo: To set a precedent. To set precedent to advance your feminist. And by the way, this is what gets me, too.
• 1:36:53
  Testecleese: Oh, you wouldn't gonna have it all! You can have the family, you can have the great job, etc.
• 1:36:57
  Testecleese: He's like, no, apparently not, because apparently you fucking kill your kids, and every woman says, yeah, that's normal, because there's too much on your plate. How about you don't try to be a fucking labor and delivery nurse?
• 1:37:08
  El Guapo: Can you imagine how high-stress labor and delivery nurse.
• 1:37:12
  Testecleese: job is.
• 1:37:13
  El Guapo: Hmm. Yeah.
• 1:37:14
  Testecleese: Are you kidding me? Someone's always about to die during.
• 1:37:18
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it depends on the… what's going on.
• 1:37:20
  Testecleese: It's high stress.
• 1:37:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:37:23
  El Guapo: That'd be like, when you were in the Navy, always being the situation where you were doing an emergency repair that you couldn't do quick enough, you know what I mean?
• 1:37:33
  Testecleese: So, stop, either admit women cannot have it all.
• 1:37:38
  El Guapo: Nobody can't do… men sacrifice… men cannot be home all the time. They sacrifice their fucking life, dude.
• 1:37:46
  Testecleese: He can, but his wife has to be working instead.
• 1:37:49
  El Guapo: Yeah, I was saying, like, man, they sacrificed the time at home.
• 1:37:53
  El Guapo: To spend time at work.
• 1:37:55
  El Guapo: They cannot be… a man cannot be… do everything. You know, you have to go work, or stay home. You cannot do both.
• 1:38:04
  El Guapo: And a really successful person, like a CEO, that's 80 to 70 hours a week working.
• 1:38:11
  Testecleese: Oh, at least.
• 1:38:12
  El Guapo: At least, yeah. At least, yeah.
• 1:38:15
  El Guapo: People are like, oh, I wanna have other man, like, girls, like, I want a man to make a lot of money, like, yeah, that guy's never gonna be home.
• 1:38:22
  El Guapo: For… probably 3 years in the… no, 2 years in the Navy, I was working… 90-hour weeks?
• 1:38:34
  El Guapo: Yeah, I was working, almost… almost 20 hours a day.
• 1:38:40
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:38:41
  El Guapo: For, like, 3 years.
• 1:38:43
  El Guapo: Refueling the Carl Vinson in Newport News.
• 1:38:49
  El Guapo: Dude, I…
• 1:38:52
  Testecleese: I spent most of my nights on the ship.
• 1:38:54
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:38:55
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:38:56
  El Guapo: Even, dude, like, a CEO or a captain of the ship, they always have to be on call. Always.
• 1:39:01
  Testecleese: Here's the problem, though.
• 1:39:03
  El Guapo: You gotta fuckin.
• 1:39:03
  Testecleese: 90-hour weeks, and I never… I don't have no billion dollars, I was fucking serving the people.
• 1:39:08
  El Guapo: Yeah, well, I said, Captain, they got a phone in the bathroom because they have to be on call.
• 1:39:13
  El Guapo: There always have to be some… something going on, they have to be able to respond, you know?
• 1:39:22
  El Guapo: You there, Brian?
• 1:39:23
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:39:24
  El Guapo: You lost, you lost, you lost a lot of weight.
• 1:39:27
  El Guapo: Yup.
• 1:39:28
  El Guapo: You feeling okay?
• 1:39:30
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:39:31
  El Guapo: You're not drinking no more?
• 1:39:33
  Brian McFadden: Not drinking as much as I used to.
• 1:39:36
  Brian McFadden: And I got me a new medication where… it screws… it screws me up on drinking. I feel like shit for, like, the next day.
• 1:39:45
  El Guapo: That's good in a way, I guess, you know.
• 1:39:49
  El Guapo: Yeah, I've lost, like, 30 pounds is a lot of Virginia. 30 pounds?
• 1:39:54
  El Guapo: Oh, man, that's good.
• 1:39:56
  Brian McFadden: I'm below 200 pounds now.
• 1:39:59
  El Guapo: Oh, wow.
• 1:40:02
  El Guapo: But… Yeah, you know, like, a successful person.
• 1:40:07
  El Guapo: they're gonna be busy, they're always gonna be on call, they cannot take vacation. They take vacation, they're gonna take work with them, you know? Yup. It's just… when you own a business, you are the business, you're always in business, you all maintain that phone call, ready to go.
• 1:40:25
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:40:26
  El Guapo: You know?
• 1:40:27
  Testecleese: Oh yeah, if someone's gonna call you to give you money.
• 1:40:30
  Testecleese: Are you not gonna answer the phone because you're not on the clock?
• 1:40:33
  El Guapo: Yeah, oh, solve an issue, you could manage… damage control, like, oh, shoot, this thing, we need to get fixed, you know?
• 1:40:40
  El Guapo: you're gonna be on call, you know? It sucks. It is what it is, you know?
• 1:40:44
  Testecleese: It's anyone who runs a business, though.
• 1:40:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, but people think, oh, you own a business, you must be always having free time, like, no, it's a stressful environment. You're the last one getting paid.
• 1:40:55
  Testecleese: Well, see, that's the thing, is that when everyone thinks, own a business, they're thinking something that's already up and running and established and running well.
• 1:41:01
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:41:02
  Testecleese: Versus… versus I opened up my own landscaping business.
• 1:41:06
  Testecleese: And I'm having trouble finding people that will let me cut their lawn, because they already have someone that cuts their lawn.
• 1:41:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I, oh, oh, I don't get paid this month!
• 1:41:15
  Testecleese: Because I have to pay for the fucking fuel for the vehicles and maintenance on my lawnmowers and my tools, you know what I mean?
• 1:41:23
  El Guapo: Oh, you start a landscaping business?
• 1:41:28
  Testecleese: No, I'm just…
• 1:41:29
  El Guapo: Oh…
• 1:41:29
  Testecleese: It's something I've been considering, honestly.
• 1:41:32
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, but also, though, you don't have to do, like, they could be like, hey, if you want a tree removed a fell down, call me, I can help you.
• 1:41:37
  Testecleese: That's exactly what I was gonna say. That's what I meant by landscaping.
• 1:41:40
  El Guapo: I'm considering doing everything from cutting your grass.
• 1:41:43
  Testecleese: Two, I'll remove a tree for you, a stubborn tree.
• 1:41:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, they keep you at that point.
• 1:41:48
  Testecleese: Boot Spurs.
• 1:41:49
  El Guapo: To keep you up with a payment plan monthly, that would be even better.
• 1:41:54
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, if I come back and cut it, your grass, yeah, but…
• 1:41:57
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, like…
• 1:41:58
  Testecleese: The real money is, like, hey, man, I got a tree that, you know.
• 1:42:02
  Testecleese: A wrong storm is gonna land it on my house.
• 1:42:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:42:06
  Testecleese: I actually have the gear in my… in my garage right now to climb the tree and cut it down piece by piece.
• 1:42:12
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:42:12
  Testecleese: And then a mini excavator I could bring with me to haul this stuff off.
• 1:42:17
  El Guapo: To go, log it and quarter it.
• 1:42:21
  Testecleese: with gear I have.
• 1:42:22
  El Guapo: Yeah. And either give them back their firewood at an increased rate, or keep the firewood. Yeah, you could sell it later, you know.
• 1:42:30
  Testecleese: Sell it to someone else, or have it myself.
• 1:42:32
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's what I said, like, that's what I said, like, keep it…
• 1:42:35
  Testecleese: Finding people that want to pay you, like, I don't know you, am I gonna trust you to fucking climb this tree and cut it down that might land on my house?
• 1:42:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah. You know? It's not easy to run a business, especially starting out. Unless you got, like, a… you get an insurance, too, you know?
• 1:42:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, because if I do drop that tree on this woman's house.
• 1:42:54
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:42:54
  Testecleese: I can't pay for that!
• 1:42:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, that's why you got insurance, you know?
• 1:42:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:43:01
  Testecleese: Which is, I keep meaning to look up…
• 1:43:04
  Testecleese: exactly what I gotta do. Maybe me trying to start a landscaping business would be it. What… how to… exactly how to, incorporate into an LLC.
• 1:43:12
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure here in West Virginia, I could do it for free.
• 1:43:16
  El Guapo: Well, Virginia… I paid, I paid $50 without, like, proving.
• 1:43:21
  Brian McFadden: that I was a veteran, you know, going through the notary and everything like that to do my LLC, so…
• 1:43:28
  El Guapo: Yeah, being here in Virginia, I said.
• 1:43:30
  Brian McFadden: For my handicap accessible vehicle business.
• 1:43:33
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 1:43:34
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:43:35
  El Guapo: I was trying to set… I set one up for, like, the candy machine business.
• 1:43:40
  El Guapo: But pandemic happened, it's like, ugh, so I couldn't do it and get into it.
• 1:43:44
  El Guapo: COVID. I think I could do…
• 1:43:46
  Testecleese: I think I could do it for free here, as long as we're not…
• 1:43:48
  El Guapo: Well, you… no, no, it's not, it's not. You have to pay for your, your name. You know, you make sure nobody uses… you're not using somebody's name and stuff like that.
• 1:43:59
  Testecleese: I think West Virginia covers that.
• 1:44:00
  El Guapo: Oh, okay.
• 1:44:02
  El Guapo: Because as long as you're making under X dollars of net gain a year…
• 1:44:11
  Testecleese: which…
• 1:44:11
  Brian McFadden: Like, I know when I have to do my annual filing, I can put in paperwork to, like, get that waived for the fees and stuff, because I'm a veteran.
• 1:44:19
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:44:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm…
• 1:44:22
  Brian McFadden: It was hilarious, because after I paid the $50 fee, I was approved for my business within…
• 1:44:29
  Brian McFadden: 24 business hours.
• 1:44:31
  El Guapo: There you go.
• 1:44:32
  El Guapo: But yeah, I've been thinking about it. The proprietary name, that's what it is.
• 1:44:36
  Testecleese: meaning to incorporate this show into an LLC in case Brian and I say something stupid.
• 1:44:41
  Brian McFadden: Never gonna happen.
• 1:44:43
  Testecleese: Right.
• 1:44:44
  Brian McFadden: At least…
• 1:44:46
  Testecleese: At least the show will get sued and not us.
• 1:44:49
  El Guapo: Right.
• 1:44:50
  El Guapo: They're gonna be disappointed if they sue me.
• 1:44:55
  Brian McFadden: I got creditors banging down the doors, you know.
• 1:44:59
  El Guapo: I'm not sure exactly how that works. Are they allowed to make me sell stuff to pay a settlement?
• 1:45:05
  Brian McFadden: Not on LLC.
• 1:45:06
  Testecleese: Or do they just hand me a settlement and I have to find a way to pay it?
• 1:45:11
  El Guapo: What's hilarious is I get all these companies, they're… they're leaving voicemails on my brother's phone in Virginia, and my voicemails saying, we're suing you in Hampton.
• 1:45:23
  El Guapo: Okay… go ahead.
• 1:45:26
  Brian McFadden: Sue me in Hampton. I don't live there no more.
• 1:45:28
  El Guapo: Yeah, okay, I'm not there.
• 1:45:31
  Brian McFadden: Good luck. You obviously have not, like, tried to track me down at all, because I do own property there still, but that's all I got there.
• 1:45:43
  Brian McFadden: You're just people trying to, like, scare me to death to, like, contact you to make payment arrangements.
• 1:45:51
  Testecleese: See, that's the key, is if you decide to go with the, fuck you, I'm just gonna ignore you until it goes away, which does happen with debt, just takes 7 years.
• 1:46:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:46:01
  El Guapo: You have to have never acknowledged the debt.
• 1:46:04
  El Guapo: No matter what. Never say, yes, I owe you money.
• 1:46:06
  Brian McFadden: Well, here's what I learned, is, like, if I do not acknowledge… if I answer the calls, I need to ask for a written proof that they actually own the debt, and that it's my debt.
• 1:46:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, and prove it's me, not some other…
• 1:46:24
  Testecleese: Brian, whatever.
• 1:46:25
  Brian McFadden: Whatever. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:46:29
  Brian McFadden: Anyways, let's go on to the combo.
• 1:46:31
  Testecleese: Aw, shit. But yeah, Chicago, man. Chicago is about to break their all-time murder record?
• 1:46:40
  El Guapo: Where are we? I thought we were on the commies. Oh, you, Skip, and Kamala? Alright, that's… No, we already talked about it.
• 1:46:46
  Testecleese: Come on, Kamala.
• 1:46:47
  Brian McFadden: I missed it, I must have went to the bathroom.
• 1:46:49
  Testecleese: That was when you were gone.
• 1:46:50
  El Guapo: Yeah. It happens.
• 1:46:52
  Testecleese: But yeah, Chicago's about to break, like, their all-time high murder record.
• 1:46:57
  El Guapo: It's not happening in Chicago.
• 1:46:59
  Testecleese: No, they're, like, dirty.
• 1:47:00
  Brian McFadden: This is way… this is way above, and look at… it's early in the season, you know?
• 1:47:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:47:07
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:47:08
  Brian McFadden: They're already surpassing it.
• 1:47:09
  El Guapo: Let's put less on the rookie numbers, let's bump it up.
• 1:47:13
  El Guapo: It is, Dave!
• 1:47:14
  Testecleese: what are they, like, 26 below, something like that, the record or whatever, but it's over 1,300 murders.
• 1:47:21
  El Guapo: God damn.
• 1:47:23
  Testecleese: in Chicago.
• 1:47:25
  Brian McFadden: I wanted to go visit the Presidential Obama Museum. I don't think so now.
• 1:47:31
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:47:32
  Brian McFadden: That's safe.
• 1:47:33
  Testecleese: in hell, Brian, you would ever walk into that building. You are…
• 1:47:37
  El Guapo: At least…
• 1:47:37
  Testecleese: If I was there, I would actually go check it out.
• 1:47:41
  Testecleese: You wouldn't even go in the building.
• 1:47:43
  Brian McFadden: I would go check it out, if it was free.
• 1:47:46
  Testecleese: Oh, okay.
• 1:47:47
  El Guapo: Probably get a charger.
• 1:47:48
  Testecleese: If this is publicly funded thing, I'll at least see what they have to say about it.
• 1:47:52
  Testecleese: laugh at it.
• 1:47:54
  Brian McFadden: I would go check it out, it's good for the show, you know? It's like, it's a different perspective.
• 1:47:59
  El Guapo: Look at me, Dexter Trasket! Dude, that's the Obama fuckin' thing.
• 1:48:04
  Brian McFadden: I mean, I'm in Michigan, and the Gerald Ford Museum is here in Michigan, I just haven't made it up that far north to go check it out yet. I will, eventually.
• 1:48:13
  Testecleese: I'm both.
• 1:48:14
  El Guapo: Make sure you get a trip on your way there.
• 1:48:16
  Testecleese: Both famous Fords… In American history, we're Michiganders.
• 1:48:21
  Brian McFadden: Yes, of course.
• 1:48:23
  Testecleese: That's very interesting.
• 1:48:24
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:48:25
  Testecleese: Because Henry Ford, invented the moving assembly line.
• 1:48:28
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:48:30
  El Guapo: Gerald Ward was…
• 1:48:31
  Testecleese: Something, something, presidential.
• 1:48:33
  Brian McFadden: He was the vice president who became president by default.
• 1:48:37
  El Guapo: Yeah, by Nixon.
• 1:48:39
  Brian McFadden: But I also saw him speak at a Boy Scout Jamboree here in Michigan when I was…
• 1:48:44
  El Guapo: In the Boy Scouts.
• 1:48:46
  Brian McFadden: Couple years ago.
• 1:48:48
  Testecleese: Ford didn't even serve a full term, did he?
• 1:48:51
  El Guapo: No, he just…
• 1:48:52
  Brian McFadden: He could not get re-elected, because nobody liked him.
• 1:48:58
  El Guapo: And that was… Nixon. Remember, Nixon resigned over…
• 1:49:03
  Testecleese: Being accused of recording one person in one hotel.
• 1:49:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, look how… look at what happens these days.
• 1:49:09
  Testecleese: And look what Obama did with the.
• 1:49:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:49:11
  El Guapo: act. Like…
• 1:49:13
  Brian McFadden: It's a whole lot worse now, and… Nobody seems to remember that.
• 1:49:19
  Testecleese: No, you pointed out to people, like, oh yeah, it's crazy. I was like, yeah, but you still consider Nixon a horrible president because of this, and you think Obama's a great president, even though he was way… way worse on the same thing.
• 1:49:30
  El Guapo: It's like…
• 1:49:30
  Testecleese: You're still… you're, you're looking…
• 1:49:32
  Brian McFadden: Patriot is George W. Bush.
• 1:49:35
  El Guapo: Yes, Obama was involved in some kind of update or something that allowed us.
• 1:49:43
  Testecleese: to monitor anyone we thought was…
• 1:49:46
  Brian McFadden: Why is that?
• 1:49:48
  El Guapo: Okay, I'm sorry, my mistake, FISA, not Patriot Act.
• 1:49:51
  El Guapo: Thank you.
• 1:49:55
  El Guapo: Where are we going next, Brian?
• 1:50:00
  Brian McFadden: Denver.
• 1:50:04
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 1:50:05
  Testecleese: I saw you cheers this one, I was like, really?
• 1:50:10
  Testecleese: This woman in Denver says she is… they asked her how she's qualified to be governor, or what is a governor?
• 1:50:16
  Brian McFadden: air.
• 1:50:17
  El Guapo: Mayor of Denver, that's right, not Colorado. Yep. And she said, because I've been convicted of stealing food stamps.
• 1:50:25
  Testecleese: And I was like, that's your qualification? It's like, all that does is tell me that you're a thief, and you're gonna steal from everyone like the Supermaea.
• 1:50:35
  El Guapo: Yo!
• 1:50:37
  El Guapo: What was her name, the Supermayer? Remember her? Tiffany Henry.
• 1:50:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, Tiffany Hayard!
• 1:50:43
  Testecleese: You… you follow the quartering?
• 1:50:46
  El Guapo: I was, until he got… became a dick.
• 1:50:49
  Testecleese: No, you're right, I wasn't thinking the quarter, and I was thinking actual Justice Warrior.
• 1:50:53
  El Guapo: Adaptive, yeah, yeah, he's active good.
• 1:50:56
  Testecleese: He eats.
• 1:50:57
  El Guapo: Caveman, though.
• 1:51:00
  El Guapo: Yeah, don't run, don't, don't walk and run production.
• 1:51:05
  El Guapo: You ever watch him?
• 1:51:07
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:51:07
  El Guapo: I need to send you a video of him, he's hilarious too.
• 1:51:10
  Testecleese: What the hell to check it out. I got a couple guys I listen to regularly, then stuff I check on sporadically if it looks exciting. Shoe One Head's been…
• 1:51:19
  Testecleese: Everywhere lately, have you noticed that?
• 1:51:21
  El Guapo: Yeah… well, I followed the other girl… I like to her head, too, but I followed the other girl, too, I forgot her name and stuff. I don't know.
• 1:51:32
  Testecleese: talking about, but June.
• 1:51:33
  El Guapo: What's that do you think?
• 1:51:34
  Testecleese: It was a big deal for a while, then she kind of went back into her left-wing world.
• 1:51:39
  Testecleese: And now she's like, what the fuck is wrong with you left-wingers? But she… she got huge again after she started blowing up about AOC, and her woke one was crazy.
• 1:51:48
  El Guapo: Yeah…
• 1:51:49
  Testecleese: And she's been everywhere.
• 1:51:50
  El Guapo: She… I think she's just a normie, but she sees things and just point it out, like, what's going on with this?
• 1:51:56
  Testecleese: No, that's exactly it, she's a normie going, hey, wait a minute, this is the exact opposite of what you told me last week.
• 1:52:02
  Testecleese: And you told me I should hate people and cheer when they die, and now you're saying you were wrong?
• 1:52:09
  Testecleese: Why should I believe what you say next?
• 1:52:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:52:13
  Testecleese: Ryan's like, I have no idea who these people are.
• 1:52:17
  El Guapo: Finally, Shulun has been…
• 1:52:19
  Testecleese: Shit, she's been around for, like.
• 1:52:20
  El Guapo: 15 years? Yeah, but she only does, like, one show a month, or something like that? I honestly… no, well… Yeah, she don't do that, she don't make that many shows, but whenever she talks, it's just hilarious, you know? And she worked on this thing…
• 1:52:34
  Testecleese: She did do a reaction video to everyone talking about how she, like.
• 1:52:39
  Testecleese: had AOC running scared, she's like, I don't even know AOC, I met her once, she doesn't know who I am. The guy shook her hand, she's not running scared from me!
• 1:52:50
  Testecleese: The bitch probably doesn't even know I did that episode.
• 1:52:56
  El Guapo: Check this out.
• 1:52:57
  Testecleese: Carnegie, Mellon student, I believe, or is she a professor? It says academic.
• 1:53:03
  El Guapo: A professor.
• 1:53:05
  El Guapo: She's on… she's on, quote, voluntary leave.
• 1:53:09
  El Guapo: After some of her social media stuff came out, and not… Old stuff… Whatever, this was a… Alright.
• 1:53:18
  Brian McFadden: on edge.
• 1:53:19
  El Guapo: You send someone?
• 1:53:22
  El Guapo: No, no, maybe it was on X.
• 1:53:24
  El Guapo: Well, that was a problem.
• 1:53:24
  Brian McFadden: So that's still… that's current, that's not Twitter, that's X.
• 1:53:29
  El Guapo: Oh, and it was, like, Today, basically.
• 1:53:33
  El Guapo: And she's like, oh, I, you know, I hope you die, white man, and I'm gonna dance when it happens, or something like that.
• 1:53:40
  El Guapo: And it turns out she's been saying shit like this forever.
• 1:53:43
  Testecleese: Bragging about how she can get in trouble for saying, kill Whitey.
• 1:53:46
  El Guapo: She's a black woman?
• 1:53:48
  El Guapo: Oh, wow.
• 1:53:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, and she's on, quote, voluntary leave for an investigation.
• 1:53:53
  El Guapo: Yeah, she's a wheel. Yeah.
• 1:53:55
  Testecleese: She was said, go… she was told, go home, we won't blow your name up until we have evidence.
• 1:54:01
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 1:54:01
  Testecleese: And you know what, and then we'll let you resign. Oh, that's been there the whole time, and it's still there.
• 1:54:05
  El Guapo: I know, it's a microphone extension from… yeah.
• 1:54:09
  Testecleese: I know, but when'd you get another microphone? Didn't you just.
• 1:54:12
  El Guapo: No, no, that's about all the headsets, just hanging in there.
• 1:54:15
  Testecleese: Excellent, right? Oh, okay, okay.
• 1:54:16
  El Guapo: I was like, what the hell is that? Is that a mouse or something? Like, oh, just my microphone.
• 1:54:20
  Testecleese: I thought you had one of them, like,
• 1:54:22
  El Guapo: Bob Barker microphone thing.
• 1:54:25
  Brian McFadden: We bought them, that's what we bought them!
• 1:54:27
  El Guapo: No, we got, like, a stick mic, didn't we? No, just a little buck like this.
• 1:54:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly, I got a stick that sits on your desk.
• 1:54:33
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:54:34
  Brian McFadden: He ain't using it.
• 1:54:36
  El Guapo: Oh yeah, that's what I use it right now!
• 1:54:37
  Testecleese: No, that's exactly… he is, that's why.
• 1:54:39
  Brian McFadden: That's what…
• 1:54:41
  Testecleese: Is there a gain control on that?
• 1:54:44
  El Guapo: What do you mean, gain control?
• 1:54:45
  Brian McFadden: There is.
• 1:54:46
  Testecleese: that says Games.
• 1:54:47
  Brian McFadden: There is.
• 1:54:50
  El Guapo: Mmm…
• 1:54:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, there is.
• 1:54:51
  El Guapo: Echo, mute, and volume.
• 1:54:55
  Testecleese: Really? There's no gain?
• 1:54:56
  El Guapo: No?
• 1:54:58
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 1:54:59
  Testecleese: Gain is how sensitive your microphone is. You can make it more sensitive so you can hear more or less, and set it to exactly what you need.
• 1:55:07
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:55:08
  Testecleese: Maybe volume is what they're using instead, because the microphone doesn't… Put sound out.
• 1:55:14
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 1:55:17
  El Guapo: Anyway, the girl I was talking to, Bridget Phantasy.
• 1:55:21
  El Guapo: Dustin Carroll.
• 1:55:23
  El Guapo: I'll send you a video of her, she's funny.
• 1:55:25
  El Guapo: Alright, I'll check it out.
• 1:55:29
  Brian McFadden: And other exciting news,
• 1:55:31
  Testecleese: the light room.
• 1:55:32
  Brian McFadden: We're gonna do a California high-speed rail audit that, Trump has refused any more federal funding for.
• 1:55:42
  Brian McFadden: Apparently, they were charging,
• 1:55:45
  El Guapo: they were allowing…
• 1:55:48
  Brian McFadden: Consultants to be billed by the taxpayers for private plane, tiki bars, and cigar lounges.
• 1:55:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, so these guys were flying to tropical islands.
• 1:56:00
  El Guapo: Paying for that, paying for their drinks, and paying for the hookers and strippers.
• 1:56:05
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:56:06
  Testecleese: on taxpayer funds.
• 1:56:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and I heard about… more about this on an annuity.
• 1:56:11
  Testecleese: We still haven't built a high-speed rail!
• 1:56:13
  Brian McFadden: There is not a single rail laid, and now they're saying it's gonna be, like, $280 billion.
• 1:56:20
  El Guapo: to put this project in place. California ain't gonna be able to support this, never gonna happen, they just need to…
• 1:56:28
  Brian McFadden: California just needs to cut their losses and be done with this shit. Now.
• 1:56:33
  Testecleese: No, at this point, they're going to… if they're going to go forward and actually do it in cost, like, Big Dig style. You know what I mean by that, right?
• 1:56:41
  Brian McFadden: I'm all from California, the federal government
• 1:56:44
  Brian McFadden: As long as the Republican in charge ain't paying shit for it.
• 1:56:48
  Brian McFadden: And even a responsible Democrat ain't gonna, like…
• 1:56:52
  El Guapo: put into this shit, you know? Because…
• 1:56:54
  Brian McFadden: It's gonna drag the Democrat Party down for the next election.
• 1:56:58
  El Guapo: The Democrats should just put the fucking high-speed rail underground.
• 1:57:03
  El Guapo: It would cost him less!
• 1:57:05
  Testecleese: In California.
• 1:57:06
  Brian McFadden: Whatever you…
• 1:57:08
  El Guapo: I mean…
• 1:57:09
  Brian McFadden: No. I know where this rail is going. I was stationed in California, Northern California and Southern California. I've driven by where this thing is supposed to go into place.
• 1:57:20
  El Guapo: Their whole idea was to, like.
• 1:57:22
  El Guapo: The first section of rail was gonna be from Bakersfield to, like…
• 1:57:28
  Brian McFadden: I don't remember which way. It was in no man's land. It was in the middle of nowhere. There was no population zone.
• 1:57:36
  Testecleese: I know we're…
• 1:57:36
  Brian McFadden: I don't think.
• 1:57:38
  El Guapo: No reason to go there, right? Hmm.
• 1:57:41
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:57:42
  Testecleese: But I'm telling you, they would do better if they put this whole thing underground at this point. They may find some ancient stuff they have to deal with, like the Boston did with the big dig, but they're not gonna find cannonballs and crates of tea, like Boston did every time they dug a hole, you know what I mean?
• 1:57:59
  El Guapo: And, Guapo, do you know if that was actually the big…
• 1:58:02
  El Guapo: That was… you know what the big dig is? Yeah, there was the Boston, they were, like, a sub-town or whatever.
• 1:58:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, they put the highway underground in Boston.
• 1:58:10
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:58:11
  Testecleese: It's working great now that it's working, it really is.
• 1:58:15
  Brian McFadden: You just had to get the unions out of the way.
• 1:58:17
  El Guapo: Well…
• 1:58:18
  Testecleese: Well, that, and every time they dug a hole, they found an arrowhead, or a crate of tee, or a cannonball, or a musket.
• 1:58:25
  Testecleese: I'm like, oh geez, now we gotta call in an archaeologist team.
• 1:58:28
  Brian McFadden: I think that's less likely in California.
• 1:58:31
  Testecleese: Exactly, you're not gonna find a musket involved in the revolution in California, right?
• 1:58:36
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:58:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, so that's why I'm thinking.
• 1:58:39
  El Guapo: Go underground, just fucking dig it, built…
• 1:58:42
  El Guapo: And then you can actually do this, and it…
• 1:58:45
  Brian McFadden: We're not gonna do it, it's not happening.
• 1:58:47
  Testecleese: I know!
• 1:58:47
  Brian McFadden: China is literally, like, they've came out…
• 1:58:51
  El Guapo: Trying to…
• 1:58:52
  Brian McFadden: got high-speed rail all around their countryside for a fraction of what is happening in California.
• 1:58:59
  El Guapo: Well, they also have slaves in China.
• 1:59:02
  Testecleese: Let's be real, you cut up the manufacturing costs, it costs a lot less, right?
• 1:59:06
  El Guapo: But, we don't need…
• 1:59:08
  Testecleese: The idea was California's just show us we could do a high-speed rail from north to south.
• 1:59:13
  El Guapo: And then we should do it across the nation, like the interstate.
• 1:59:16
  El Guapo: But you guys can't…
• 1:59:18
  Testecleese: Crack on the ground.
• 1:59:21
  Testecleese: How are we supposed to build one from San Francisco to frickin' Boston?
• 1:59:24
  Brian McFadden: Vaguely.
• 1:59:26
  El Guapo: You know?
• 1:59:29
  Testecleese: If California can't find anywhere to put a… that's what blows my mind.
• 1:59:34
  El Guapo: All this money! Literally no work has been done.
• 1:59:39
  Testecleese: What, they're trying to buy land? Is that what they're doing? Or are they trying to say, we're gonna take your land and put it in a railroad that goes 100 miles an hour through your bank?
• 1:59:48
  Brian McFadden: So, they're saying China's cost to build a high-peed rail
• 1:59:53
  Brian McFadden: 155 miles an hour costs about…
• 1:59:57
  El Guapo: 87 million per kilometer.
• 2:00:03
  El Guapo: Or, if they want to go faster…
• 2:00:06
  El Guapo: It was… for 217 miles per hour, it was 129 million per kilometer, with an average of 17 to 21 million dollars per kilometer.
• 2:00:23
  Brian McFadden: I'm not doing the math to figure it all out, so…
• 2:00:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, how many miles an hour?
• 2:00:31
  Brian McFadden: To 270 miles per hour.
• 2:00:35
  El Guapo: 270 miles in one hour.
• 2:00:38
  El Guapo: I can… the only way I can imagine that, without…
• 2:00:42
  Testecleese: Killing people, or knocking.
• 2:00:44
  El Guapo: on the ground.
• 2:00:45
  Testecleese: Knocking people out. Well, not even out of the.
• 2:00:48
  Brian McFadden: Well, basically, it was…
• 2:00:50
  Testecleese: slowly. It would take you 100 miles to get up to that speed.
• 2:00:53
  El Guapo: I found another line I missed.
• 2:00:55
  Brian McFadden: It basically works out to roughly $27 to $34 million per mile.
• 2:01:04
  Brian McFadden: Compared to what we're doing in California.
• 2:01:08
  Brian McFadden: California's a bust.
• 2:01:10
  Brian McFadden: California… Governor Newsom cannot give up on this stupid project until he's elected president.
• 2:01:16
  Testecleese: They have…
• 2:01:17
  Brian McFadden: He knows in the back of his mind, that's exactly what he needs to do.
• 2:01:22
  Testecleese: That's the thing, is he refuses to because it was such a big deal.
• 2:01:25
  Brian McFadden: Who's good.
• 2:01:26
  El Guapo: fix everything, but you have to admit…
• 2:01:28
  Brian McFadden: It's not gonna fix nothin'!
• 2:01:30
  Brian McFadden: They've wasted so much money on this project that they would have been better off spending the money elsewhere.
• 2:01:39
  Testecleese: Honestly, they would have done better handing the money out in coupons to local dispensaries in California.
• 2:01:49
  El Guapo: But yeah, he refused to, because it was, like, his big…
• 2:01:53
  Testecleese: flagship, whatever, but he's gotta, doesn't he, Guapo? Like, you gotta admit, if you can't admit you were wrong.
• 2:02:01
  Testecleese: How can we trust you to lead, right?
• 2:02:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:02:05
  Testecleese: Just admit, hey, man, we screwed up.
• 2:02:08
  El Guapo: No, like.
• 2:02:08
  Testecleese: I'm sorry, like, we all thought we could do it, we just couldn't do it.
• 2:02:12
  El Guapo: They stole that money, dude. They didn't screw up, they stole that fucking money.
• 2:02:19
  Testecleese: That's exactly what happened.
• 2:02:20
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:02:22
  Testecleese: No, no, billions and billions, and nothing has happened yet. Where did the money go?
• 2:02:27
  El Guapo: That's what I'm saying, unless…
• 2:02:30
  Testecleese: Even if you're paying a handful of people to try to figure out where to lay the track, let alone how to build the track, which doesn't even come yet.
• 2:02:37
  Testecleese: How are they getting paid billions of dollars?
• 2:02:40
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:02:45
  Testecleese: Or they assumed that they would find a way to lay the track down as boys got paid, then they could just ask for more money.
• 2:02:51
  El Guapo: Also, the unions too, man, the unions get in the way, that's… that's why there's not a lot of houses in Virginia… in California.
• 2:02:59
  El Guapo: Unions should get in the way.
• 2:03:02
  Testecleese: The unions have nothing to do with it, because they haven't even…
• 2:03:05
  Testecleese: Approved a pathway for the highway.
• 2:03:08
  El Guapo: No, no, but I'm saying, like, in general, like, everything… the junior gets in the way, you know, the California junior, you know, it's not… same thing in New York, you know, they… they just… they get in the way productively.
• 2:03:21
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're also trying to throw this thing through, like, prime farmland in California, so…
• 2:03:28
  El Guapo: I have to be selling.
• 2:03:29
  Brian McFadden: Even using a domain, they've gotta, like, pay…
• 2:03:34
  Brian McFadden: millions of dollars for this right-of-way to do it, and it's just never gonna happen, it's not.
• 2:03:40
  Brian McFadden: Meanwhile, we got our favorite mayor.
• 2:03:44
  El Guapo: of the country.
• 2:03:45
  Testecleese: Oh, it's gotta be Mum Downing.
• 2:03:47
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:03:49
  Brian McFadden: He's gonna roll out time bathrooms.
• 2:03:52
  El Guapo: And I'll be.
• 2:03:53
  Testecleese: Oh, I love this! I laughed so hard at this!
• 2:03:57
  Brian McFadden: Yo!
• 2:03:58
  Testecleese: Go, go, go ahead.
• 2:04:00
  Brian McFadden: These bathrooms ain't cheap.
• 2:04:03
  El Guapo: Oh, no, no, I thought they were free. Oh, okay.
• 2:04:05
  Brian McFadden: No, no, well, I mean, you get to use them for.
• 2:04:07
  Testecleese: reuse.
• 2:04:08
  Brian McFadden: But, free to… free to New York City, because they're gonna cost $4 million.
• 2:04:14
  Testecleese: 17 of these bathrooms.
• 2:04:15
  El Guapo: For 17 bathrooms that are now…
• 2:04:19
  Brian McFadden: ADA accessible, do not require water or sewage connection.
• 2:04:24
  Testecleese: That's what gets me, Brian. Hold on. No water or sewage connection. So where does your poop go?
• 2:04:31
  Brian McFadden: Well, it's.
• 2:04:31
  Testecleese: And how do I wash hands.
• 2:04:34
  Brian McFadden: Somebody's gotta poop it out, eventually. You know, they've probably got hand sanitizer.
• 2:04:38
  Testecleese: A million dollars reporter from.
• 2:04:40
  Brian McFadden: Yes, exactly! $4 million for 17 porta-potties. It gets better, though.
• 2:04:46
  Testecleese: That's a possible title for the show, it's $4 million porta-potties!
• 2:04:50
  El Guapo: Alright.
• 2:04:51
  Brian McFadden: Write it down, because I'm focusing on it. I'm focusing on my story here.
• 2:04:55
  El Guapo: But basically… They've done studies, and they've realized that…
• 2:05:02
  El Guapo: After 10 minutes, you shouldn't be in there anymore.
• 2:05:05
  El Guapo: What?
• 2:05:06
  Brian McFadden: So now…
• 2:05:07
  El Guapo: They got flashing lights and warning signs going off.
• 2:05:11
  El Guapo: And after 10 minutes… The door's open.
• 2:05:15
  Brian McFadden: Whether you're still got your pants down or not, they don't care, the door is just open.
• 2:05:21
  El Guapo: That's actually what it says in the thing, too.
• 2:05:23
  Testecleese: Yeah. It's like, oh, if your pants are still down, oh well.
• 2:05:26
  El Guapo: Oh, well… And… don't get me wrong, 10…
• 2:05:30
  Testecleese: 20 minutes, was it?
• 2:05:33
  Brian McFadden: 10 minutes!
• 2:05:34
  Testecleese: What'd you get?
• 2:05:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, 10 minutes!
• 2:05:36
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 2:05:36
  Brian McFadden: With alternating… and then these languages are in Spanish and English, so…
• 2:05:44
  El Guapo: What if you're genuinely ill?
• 2:05:47
  El Guapo: Like, you… let's just say…
• 2:05:49
  Brian McFadden: You're fucked.
• 2:05:50
  El Guapo: No, let's say you ate random street meat in New York City, right?
• 2:05:56
  El Guapo: And… all of a sudden, your gut goes, NOPE!
• 2:06:00
  Testecleese: You might spend more than 10 minutes on the toilet.
• 2:06:03
  Brian McFadden: I guess you might be able to pull the short door manually, but, you know…
• 2:06:08
  Testecleese: That's what I'm wondering, is that? It's anything about being able to stop it.
• 2:06:13
  Testecleese: He'd be like, no, I'm not passed out, I'm not…
• 2:06:16
  El Guapo: And that's the thing, is they had to do this.
• 2:06:19
  Testecleese: Because junkies will die.
• 2:06:22
  Brian McFadden: Don't use it.
• 2:06:23
  Testecleese: You don't.
• 2:06:24
  Brian McFadden: I have people trying to have sex in these stupid things.
• 2:06:27
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 2:06:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, Plattner was one of those guys.
• 2:06:32
  El Guapo: It should be like, hey, let's do this less than 10 minutes, so everybody gets…
• 2:06:35
  Testecleese: He said once he smelled the blue stuff in a porta potty, his dick got hard, and I was like.
• 2:06:40
  El Guapo: What the fuck is that?
• 2:06:41
  Brian McFadden: I don't understand that. That's never happened to me.
• 2:06:46
  Testecleese: That makes me think, like, his first sexual experience was in a porta potty, you know what I mean?
• 2:06:51
  El Guapo: A concert or something like that?
• 2:06:56
  Testecleese: Oh my god!
• 2:06:59
  Brian McFadden: So what do you think about Trump calling.
• 2:07:00
  Testecleese: Well, hold on, man.
• 2:07:02
  Testecleese: $4 million for 17, basically, port-a-paws.
• 2:07:06
  Brian McFadden: That's taxpayer fraud and abuse right there. There ain't… that's no… there's no point in that shit.
• 2:07:14
  Testecleese: No, I mean, does it say anything else? Like, maybe they're explaining how they don't have sewage connections or water connections, and it's still…
• 2:07:22
  El Guapo: Sanitary, but it sounds like they're…
• 2:07:24
  Testecleese: Pumping…
• 2:07:25
  Brian McFadden: They're gonna pump it out! Somebody… there's gonna be a truck coming around the pummel Mountain on a regular basis.
• 2:07:31
  Testecleese: Oh, now New York City, the wonderful smell of New York City, now gets to deal with the smell of a septic pump.
• 2:07:39
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 2:07:41
  Testecleese: Brian, you've lived in the rural areas.
• 2:07:44
  Brian McFadden: I have, except they sent it.
• 2:07:46
  Testecleese: I was like, right?
• 2:07:47
  Brian McFadden: I got a subject tank here!
• 2:07:49
  Testecleese: So don't I.
• 2:07:51
  El Guapo: Not particularly friendly scent.
• 2:07:54
  Brian McFadden: Not when it gets full.
• 2:07:56
  El Guapo: ne…
• 2:07:56
  Testecleese: Now imagine this, how many people are taking dumps and pisses in this thing every day. This thing's getting empty daily.
• 2:08:04
  Brian McFadden: It doesn't say that in the article.
• 2:08:07
  Testecleese: Boy, it needs to be. Oh, oh god, what if they don't?
• 2:08:12
  El Guapo: What if they let it get full?
• 2:08:16
  Brian McFadden: That's gonna be a waste of $4 million. You're gonna need a fucking…
• 2:08:20
  Testecleese: Fire hose to clean this thing out.
• 2:08:22
  Brian McFadden: Yo… So what do you think about Trump calling AOC Madanis laughing at the 911 story inappropriate? I think we talked about this on the last show.
• 2:08:35
  Testecleese: What was on 9-11 when we had the last episode, this actually had just happened at the time.
• 2:08:41
  Brian McFadden: Did I do something here?
• 2:08:42
  Brian McFadden: Did I mute somebody out?
• 2:08:44
  El Guapo: No, I shouldn't hurt.
• 2:08:46
  Brian McFadden: I don't hear anything.
• 2:08:47
  El Guapo: Oh, you picked yourself up? You blew it.
• 2:08:49
  El Guapo: You blew it then.
• 2:08:53
  El Guapo: Oh, there it is.
• 2:08:54
  Testecleese: Mom Donnie and, yeah, AOC were laughing at.
• 2:08:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we talked about this on the last show.
• 2:09:00
  El Guapo: As they run up the victims, and while they were caught, in that picture that I…
• 2:09:06
  El Guapo: somewhat iconic photo of them giggling and having a good time. Those men wailing about his wife that had died in the attack.
• 2:09:15
  El Guapo: when her name was called off, like, at the memorial. Yeah.
• 2:09:20
  El Guapo: Hey, man.
• 2:09:21
  Brian McFadden: If you can't… if you can't be, like, if you can't be…
• 2:09:24
  Testecleese: some respect.
• 2:09:25
  Brian McFadden: If you can't show the respect, don't show up. You weren't even invited to this shit, so why'd you show up?
• 2:09:31
  Testecleese: No, I just not even invited, he was asked not to attend.
• 2:09:33
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:09:34
  Testecleese: 110,000 cents.
• 2:09:35
  Brian McFadden: Because he said many things about how great the Muslim population is, how they had nothing to do with 9-11, and all that shit, so…
• 2:09:43
  El Guapo: Well, probably the people in New York City now probably didn't.
• 2:09:47
  Testecleese: Let's be real, it's been 25 years.
• 2:09:50
  El Guapo: Yeah, they must, like, brand new. But show some respect, like… Yeah.
• 2:09:55
  El Guapo: The wife and I went, right after we got married, Went to DC, right?
• 2:10:00
  El Guapo: If we're both in the service, let's go see DC, let's see the memorials, let's see the monuments, right?
• 2:10:06
  Testecleese: I know it sounds dumb, but that's how…
• 2:10:10
  Testecleese: pro-America we were at the time, right?
• 2:10:12
  El Guapo: art, yeah.
• 2:10:13
  Brian McFadden: Not anymore.
• 2:10:15
  Testecleese: No, I still am.
• 2:10:17
  Testecleese: But I would still… I would go somewhere else instead.
• 2:10:20
  Testecleese: But we went to Arlington Cemetery.
• 2:10:22
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:10:24
  Testecleese: And the wife got so pissed off at this family.
• 2:10:27
  El Guapo: Because the two kids were fucking off, and throwing shit at each other, and, like, hitting tombstones.
• 2:10:35
  El Guapo: And she turned around and said, could you please show some fucking respect? These men fought and died.
• 2:10:41
  El Guapo: For your rights, and you're throwing water balloons at their tombstones, you know?
• 2:10:47
  Testecleese: And, the parents looked at her, and then looked at their own kids, like.
• 2:10:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, basically, yeah, no, you're right, you know?
• 2:10:57
  El Guapo: That was the only time I've ever seen the wife actually, actually, like, fuck you, you're wrong, you know?
• 2:11:03
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:11:05
  El Guapo: I've seen her believe it before, but never actually, like, come out and say it. But yeah, man, if you can't… if you can't show a little respect, don't bother going.
• 2:11:13
  Testecleese: If you don't respect Arlington National Cemetery, why do you bother going there?
• 2:11:17
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, yeah.
• 2:11:18
  El Guapo: Huh?
• 2:11:21
  Testecleese: 9-11 more, why would you want to be there if you're glad it happened, or if you don't give a shit it happened?
• 2:11:29
  El Guapo: Yup.
• 2:11:32
  El Guapo: Oh, this is… So what, New York's trying to fuckin'… Dodge…
• 2:11:42
  Testecleese: Sounds like lawfare. New York State, actually, I think. Hochul, right?
• 2:11:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:11:48
  Testecleese: She… she pardoned someone who's gonna get deported.
• 2:11:52
  El Guapo: So that there was no…
• 2:11:55
  Testecleese: Legal obligation to turn them over or something like that?
• 2:11:58
  El Guapo: Right. Exactly. Yup.
• 2:12:02
  Testecleese: Haven't we seen this happen several times, and they go on and murder someone, like, the next day?
• 2:12:07
  Brian McFadden: Pretty much.
• 2:12:10
  Testecleese: What was he being held for, do you know?
• 2:12:13
  Brian McFadden: Mmm…
• 2:12:17
  El Guapo: I mean… For dear God, what if he was…
• 2:12:21
  Testecleese: Convicted of rape and murder, and you just pardoned them so that the federal government couldn't.
• 2:12:26
  Brian McFadden: Second degree… second degree assault.
• 2:12:30
  Testecleese: I'm not…
• 2:12:30
  Brian McFadden: Pleaded guilty to that.
• 2:12:32
  El Guapo: Oh, pled guilty. Oh.
• 2:12:34
  Testecleese: That makes it okay.
• 2:12:36
  El Guapo: Huh? I guess it does…
• 2:12:39
  Testecleese: Oh my god.
• 2:12:39
  Brian McFadden: Oh, boy.
• 2:12:41
  Testecleese: And I feel very bad about it, and I promise never to do it again.
• 2:12:44
  Brian McFadden: Never, never, ever.
• 2:12:50
  Testecleese: Oh my god, we're treating fucking grown adults like they're fucking 16-year-olds.
• 2:12:55
  El Guapo: Yeah. Liberal logic.
• 2:12:59
  Testecleese: Exactly, exactly, it's a different set of life. A 16-year-old being in front of a judge might actually learn his lesson.
• 2:13:06
  Brian McFadden: Nothing fuel.
• 2:13:07
  El Guapo: shit, I might go to… But the thing is, yeah, you… a 40-year-old, a 38-year-old, a 26-year-old gets let out. He's like, well, apparently it's okay to do.
• 2:13:19
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:13:22
  El Guapo: That's why you get repeat offenders.
• 2:13:26
  Testecleese: What's up with the SAVE Act? Apparently, the Republicans are gonna, like, amend it, and pass some of it.
• 2:13:31
  Brian McFadden: We've got a plan to, like…
• 2:13:34
  El Guapo: Past parts of it…
• 2:13:36
  Brian McFadden: by the end of the year, even though the Democrats disagree with it, so…
• 2:13:42
  El Guapo: Yeah, but how are they gonna get it? If the Democrats are still gonna vote the same way, how is it gonna make a difference?
• 2:13:47
  Testecleese: Or they think they're gonna flip enough.
• 2:13:48
  Brian McFadden: We're gonna use budget reconciliation process.
• 2:13:54
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 2:13:55
  Brian McFadden: Which means they only need… in the Senate, they only need 51 votes.
• 2:14:02
  Testecleese: San Rubio.
• 2:14:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, no.
• 2:14:07
  Brian McFadden: This is the kind of shit that even I don't agree with, you know? It's like, I understand their thinking behind it, but…
• 2:14:14
  El Guapo: They're just pushing the can down the road.
• 2:14:18
  El Guapo: It… it's…
• 2:14:19
  Brian McFadden: By violating their own rules to, like, pass shit.
• 2:14:25
  Brian McFadden: Which I would disagree with, for Republicans or Democrats, you know? It's like, let's make this shit up as we go, ideally.
• 2:14:33
  Testecleese: How is… how is this different than the, ZVA Act?
• 2:14:37
  Brian McFadden: the SAVE Act, but they're gonna try to push it through under the budget reconciliation deal.
• 2:14:46
  El Guapo: Isn't this what…
• 2:14:48
  Testecleese: One of the things that's been driving me nuts for years… Yeah. …is where the politicians will slip something into something else.
• 2:14:56
  El Guapo: Yes!
• 2:14:57
  Brian McFadden: Totally.
• 2:15:00
  Testecleese: Alright, it pisses me off.
• 2:15:03
  Brian McFadden: me off, too, these days.
• 2:15:04
  Testecleese: But at the same time, the Democrat Party has even agreed… I love it.
• 2:15:08
  El Guapo: to have ID'd… no, the people, the Democrats, the actual people.
• 2:15:13
  Testecleese: agrees you'd have ID to vote.
• 2:15:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:15:16
  Testecleese: It wasn't, like, 78%?
• 2:15:18
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:15:20
  Testecleese: Everyone thinks you should have to prove you're a citizen to vote, but the Democratic Party refuses to accept this. And it just… it just…
• 2:15:29
  Brian McFadden: Because I think it's gonna take away from their voting, people.
• 2:15:32
  Testecleese: Well, I want to ask my demographic friends, like, why won't your party vote the way you.
• 2:15:36
  El Guapo: want.
• 2:15:38
  Brian McFadden: What'd they say?
• 2:15:41
  Testecleese: They're like, oh, Trump. I'm like, oh, my God. Your answer's literally, I don't like.
• 2:15:46
  Brian McFadden: I thought you were gonna say you don't have any Democrat friends anymore.
• 2:15:50
  El Guapo: No, I still… I still have some friends up in Massachusetts, I got family.
• 2:15:55
  El Guapo: Shit, most of my family's still in New England, dude.
• 2:16:00
  Brian McFadden: You're the idiots.
• 2:16:05
  El Guapo: They've done alright in general.
• 2:16:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, you know, but the problem is, they keep asking why everything keeps costing more, and they blame Trump.
• 2:16:12
  Testecleese: And I'm like.
• 2:16:13
  El Guapo: Hey, man. I was like, hey,
• 2:16:16
  El Guapo: One, it costs more under Biden, and two.
• 2:16:20
  Testecleese: I'm not seeing the same price increases you are, and I live in a red state, not a blue state, so maybe it's your state doing it, not Trump.
• 2:16:30
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's a hilarious thing. I don't know if I talked about it earlier in the show or not, but I know I talked about it at the Moose Lodge tonight.
• 2:16:37
  Brian McFadden: We got, we got this new Democrat nominee for governor.
• 2:16:43
  El Guapo: Who is…
• 2:16:44
  Brian McFadden: like, dragging on Trump about how he could lower the…
• 2:16:49
  El Guapo: He could eliminate the federal gas tax.
• 2:16:54
  Brian McFadden: But, you know, the current governor…
• 2:16:57
  El Guapo: of Michigan has not… eliminated…
• 2:17:01
  Brian McFadden: Temporarily, the Michigan gas tax, which is 72 cents a gallon.
• 2:17:06
  Brian McFadden: Which is one of the highest in the nation.
• 2:17:10
  Brian McFadden: Meanwhile, Indiana and Ohio have both eliminated their state gas tax portion for a certain period of time, but not Michigan, because…
• 2:17:21
  Brian McFadden: We need our potholes filled, but I haven't figured out what potholes they're filling yet, because they ain't filling none.
• 2:17:29
  Testecleese: West Virginia's on top of potholes.
• 2:17:33
  Testecleese: Like… for real, I'd… maybe it's the different work… the different,
• 2:17:38
  Testecleese: My geography, I don't know, but I don't get potholes.
• 2:17:42
  Brian McFadden: No, well, our problem here with potholes…
• 2:17:45
  Testecleese: Oh, it wasn't Massachusetts, too. Long, flat road, and then once you're getting the road in the trees.
• 2:17:50
  Brian McFadden: It's warm, gets cold, gets warm, gets cold, and that's when the pothole comes.
• 2:17:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, I guess the moisture gets into the asphalt, and then it freezes and expands, rips it up a little bit, then it cools down a little bit to make it liquid again, right?
• 2:18:04
  Brian McFadden: But it's hilarious watching these comments on Facebook from people like, oh, you're gonna promise this now, you know? You're like, you're gonna blame Trump for this? When…
• 2:18:14
  Brian McFadden: you could eliminate, like, a dollar a ga… I literally can drive, like, 45 minutes away from me, into a different state, and get gas for a dollar cheaper a gallon.
• 2:18:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, you probably do most of the time, then.
• 2:18:29
  Brian McFadden: I have several times when I'm heading in that direction, my wife thinks it's a waste of gas to do that, but if I'm nearby, I'm definitely driving into the other state and filling up the tank.
• 2:18:43
  Brian McFadden: I'm also looking for ways to save money via frequent…
• 2:18:48
  Brian McFadden: like, you know, punching in my code and getting, like, so many gallons off… so many cents off a gallon type deal at different places.
• 2:18:56
  Testecleese: program.
• 2:18:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, basically, yeah. For gas.
• 2:19:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's funny, because, Guapo brought up earlier, he likes the idea of being able to buy gas, like, X gallons of gasoline now.
• 2:19:10
  Testecleese: And then… it sits… in the cloud.
• 2:19:14
  Testecleese: Until he decides to… Pump it.
• 2:19:18
  Brian McFadden: I didn't know he left.
• 2:19:19
  Testecleese: He didn't, he's here somewhere. He's just muted and blinded.
• 2:19:24
  Brian McFadden: He's off in Never and Neverland.
• 2:19:26
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:19:31
  Testecleese: Well, NHS. Oh, no, no, that's not what we are at all.
• 2:19:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, okay.
• 2:19:38
  Testecleese: Alaska had… charges up against, American Samoas.
• 2:19:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because they were committing voter fraud.
• 2:19:48
  Testecleese: I thought… These people… okay, first of all.
• 2:19:52
  Brian McFadden: They do not have the right to vote. Only Puerto Rico is our one territory that has the right to vote.
• 2:20:00
  Brian McFadden: Oh, Guam, American Samoa, do not have the right to vote.
• 2:20:06
  Brian McFadden: They just have…
• 2:20:08
  Brian McFadden: Some of… they have the… they have some of the rights as being, like, part of America, but not the right to vote.
• 2:20:17
  Testecleese: I thought Samoan was, like, Pacific Islander.
• 2:20:20
  Brian McFadden: It is!
• 2:20:22
  Testecleese: like, Hawaii.
• 2:20:25
  Testecleese: It's the same group of people in Alaska.
• 2:20:27
  Brian McFadden: Go.
• 2:20:28
  Testecleese: Alaskans Coast?
• 2:20:30
  Brian McFadden: Kauai has the right to vote, they're states!
• 2:20:33
  Testecleese: I know, but I mean, Samoan people, not…
• 2:20:37
  Testecleese: Like, I thought Samoan meant Pacific Islander, basically, like, it was an ethnicity.
• 2:20:43
  Brian McFadden: American Samoas can serve in the military, obtain U.S. passports, and vote in elections in America's Samoa, but they cannot hold public office in the U.S. or participate in most U.S. elections.
• 2:20:58
  Testecleese: Okay, so I didn't realize we had a territory called America.
• 2:21:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:21:02
  Brian McFadden: Due.
• 2:21:03
  Testecleese: I'm certain I've heard this before, just every time I hear Samoan, I just automatically go Pacific Islander. Moana, I'm pretty sure they're Samoan, aren't they?
• 2:21:13
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 2:21:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, giant Hawaiian dudes that you can tase that just pull the taser prongs out, right?
• 2:21:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, pretty much.
• 2:21:22
  Testecleese: Can you imagine blasting a dude with a taser, and he just looks at you, then pulls the prongs out and throws them up, and be like, oh, well, fuck me, right?
• 2:21:33
  Testecleese: Because let's be real, if you're carrying a taser, you're probably not carrying a gun, huh?
• 2:21:39
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:21:40
  Testecleese: Speaking of, you fire that… what is it, what is it, a 16 gauge you said you had?
• 2:21:45
  Brian McFadden: 20 days.
• 2:21:46
  Testecleese: 20… oh, geez, even smaller.
• 2:21:48
  Testecleese: You fired it since you've been back?
• 2:21:51
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:21:53
  Testecleese: You should at least clean it.
• 2:21:55
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:21:58
  Testecleese: Cleaned all my guns the other day.
• 2:22:01
  Brian McFadden: Great for hunting season.
• 2:22:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, exactly. I cleaned all that, and then I was like, oh, whoa, whoa, I have everything out. Where are the handguns? You know what I mean?
• 2:22:14
  Testecleese: Okay, so what's going on? Ilhan Omar, we… it's been… something's going on, something's not going on.
• 2:22:24
  Brian McFadden: I heard about this more on the No Agenda Show today. Basically, Tom Holman came out, and there's some kind of criminal investigation into Ilomer, and Ilhan Homar's…
• 2:22:38
  Brian McFadden: marriage fraud, and she's still denying that there's no… she did not marry her brother to get him into the U.S.
• 2:22:46
  Brian McFadden: Even though her brother now lives in London, and she lives in the United States, so she could have married him temporarily.
• 2:22:57
  Brian McFadden: to, like, get them as a U.S. incentiveship to get them an easier visa into London.
• 2:23:05
  Brian McFadden: Nobody's brought that theory up yet.
• 2:23:10
  Testecleese: I don't even give a shit. She's committing fraud in any way, she shouldn't.
• 2:23:14
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's what he… that's what Tom Holm was saying. If they find that she committed fraud, even though she's a congresswoman.
• 2:23:22
  Brian McFadden: Fraud is fraud, you're gonna get deported.
• 2:23:25
  Testecleese: not even…
• 2:23:26
  Brian McFadden: It doesn't even matter if you're, like, a naturalized U.S. citizenship, you're out.
• 2:23:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, you at least shouldn't be holding congressional office. If you're that corrupt.
• 2:23:38
  Brian McFadden: I think if you look into the law, I mean… I think you'll find that…
• 2:23:45
  Brian McFadden: If you bring into… if you commit fraud to naturalize
• 2:23:51
  Brian McFadden: So, like, get you… you got… you're a naturalized citizen, but you commit fraud to marry somebody that's not supposed to be a citizen of the U.S. You're both gone.
• 2:24:03
  Testecleese: Not necessarily both are, but both can be.
• 2:24:06
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 2:24:09
  Brian McFadden: Depends.
• 2:24:09
  Testecleese: done, though.
• 2:24:10
  Brian McFadden: If the Trump administration is still in full force when this comes to a head, and it really comes to a head, yeah, she won't be a congresswoman in Minnesota anymore.
• 2:24:22
  Brian McFadden: She'll be out of the… she'll be back in Somalia.
• 2:24:26
  Testecleese: Who Tim… who Tim Walz put in place while they wait for a vote, huh?
• 2:24:31
  Brian McFadden: Not my problem.
• 2:24:34
  Testecleese: Mom, Donnie is suing the federal government right now.
• 2:24:40
  Testecleese: Because Trump said…
• 2:24:42
  Testecleese: He doesn't want to give people green cards who are going to just leech off the system with welfare.
• 2:24:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:24:50
  Testecleese: And we all… we've all…
• 2:24:52
  Brian McFadden: That is already supposed to be a freakin' law in place from the get-go, you know?
• 2:24:58
  Testecleese: Correct.
• 2:24:58
  Brian McFadden: I mean, I'm watching the… I watched this stupid show on TLC called 90 Day Fiance.
• 2:25:07
  Testecleese: Oh my god, I've seen that before, that's stupid, I've never watched it again.
• 2:25:10
  Brian McFadden: Alright, well, the pro- the thing about this show is, they bring it up over and over again, it's like, if you bring somebody over from a foreign country, and you get married.
• 2:25:20
  Testecleese: You have no idea what their life is.
• 2:25:22
  Brian McFadden: No, no, no. And you're basically committing to… if it doesn't work out, and they're… become… they get their green card, you're committing to 10 years…
• 2:25:35
  Brian McFadden: of pay to them to cover their Social Security input.
• 2:25:42
  Testecleese: Oof.
• 2:25:44
  Brian McFadden: So, you have to promise that you will… you will commit to them
• 2:25:49
  Brian McFadden: Basically, 10 years worth of income…
• 2:25:54
  Brian McFadden: to, like, make sure they don't go out on the dole. And that's what Trump's all about here, you know? It's like, he doesn't care about immigrants coming to the country, he just doesn't want them to, like.
• 2:26:04
  Testecleese: bleach.
• 2:26:05
  Brian McFadden: Thought down.
• 2:26:08
  Brian McFadden: Suck down the system, you know?
• 2:26:11
  Brian McFadden: Ray just said he's got kid problems, he'll be back.
• 2:26:15
  Testecleese: Okay, but this is the thing the Dems have been telling us, is that these illegal immigrants.
• 2:26:21
  Testecleese: a net positive that they don't take from the system, they put in more than anything else, because they're not allowed to take from the system, and now Trump is trying to put in writing that you can't take from the system. Oh, no!
• 2:26:35
  Brian McFadden: That's already law in place.
• 2:26:38
  Brian McFadden: It's already law, but nobody's been enforcing it for, like, the last… who knows how long. 20 years.
• 2:26:43
  Testecleese: Well… How about the executive, instead of passing a new fucking law, how about the executive…
• 2:26:50
  Testecleese: executes the laws. That's actually his job. I don't know if everyone realizes this, or how well they've…
• 2:26:56
  Brian McFadden: Well, isn't that the judicial system, though?
• 2:26:58
  Testecleese: No! No, the judicial system…
• 2:27:02
  Testecleese: Interprets the law, the executive system carries out the law, the legislature writes the law.
• 2:27:10
  Testecleese: The president is in charge of executing the Congress.
• 2:27:17
  Testecleese: The judicial system decides if it's right or wrong based upon the.
• 2:27:22
  Brian McFadden: And when do you think the last time that actually happened like that? How many years ago?
• 2:27:29
  Testecleese: When the president was actually the executive?
• 2:27:33
  Testecleese: Versus,
• 2:27:34
  Brian McFadden: And all these three different branches of the government actually followed their role in the government and didn't, like, try to, like, supersede.
• 2:27:43
  Testecleese: Who was president before Lincoln?
• 2:27:46
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. I rest my case!
• 2:27:53
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, that's the right… honestly, who was president before Lincoln?
• 2:27:57
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 2:27:58
  Testecleese: I had not even a guess.
• 2:28:04
  Testecleese: But that's the way it's supposed to work, and you know that as well as I do.
• 2:28:08
  Testecleese: But it's not the way it works. The Congress has basically handed over most of their authority to three-letter agencies.
• 2:28:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:28:18
  Testecleese: The president.
• 2:28:18
  Brian McFadden: And even the executive branch has done the same thing, you know? It's like…
• 2:28:23
  Brian McFadden: They've handed it over to, like, Judicial authority.
• 2:28:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, but at least the executive branch still has, FBI, marshals, parks and services.
• 2:28:40
  Testecleese: a whole bunch of enforcement, ICE…
• 2:28:43
  Testecleese: enforcement branches, because that's what they're supposed to do. They're supposed to execute the laws.
• 2:28:50
  Testecleese: And like you said, well, the last time was… I know you're about to pull up the name, but the guy before Lincoln.
• 2:28:58
  Testecleese: was the last president that probably actually happened with, when… because, I don't know if everyone realizes, Lincoln broke, like, every fucking law in the country.
• 2:29:08
  Testecleese: What, he, arrested a third of, Maryland's legislature?
• 2:29:14
  Testecleese: Because they disagree with him. He suspended,
• 2:29:17
  Brian McFadden: James Buchanan!
• 2:29:19
  Testecleese: James Buchanan. Oh, is he the worst president in American history that led into the…
• 2:29:27
  Brian McFadden: Probably.
• 2:29:28
  Testecleese: let things boil into what they became, where Lincoln got away with such atrocities that even Congress wrote off after the fact.
• 2:29:39
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong, Lincoln saved the country.
• 2:29:44
  Testecleese: But he broke every law doing it.
• 2:29:49
  Testecleese: Oh, this is interesting!
• 2:29:52
  Testecleese: Too bad Brian just left for the bathroom.
• 2:29:55
  Testecleese: People keep stealing art from museums.
• 2:30:03
  Testecleese: in Europe, And… oh, geez Louise.
• 2:30:09
  Testecleese: what's his name? Gagne? Renoir, I'm sorry.
• 2:30:14
  Testecleese: There's been, like, 4 stolen Renoir paintings across Europe recently.
• 2:30:19
  Testecleese: And this last one took less than 5 minutes to steal.
• 2:30:24
  Testecleese: And I immediately thought of the heist Brian and I talked about about a year ago with the Louvre.
• 2:30:33
  Testecleese: And how was a frickin', Ocean's Eleven situation, where, like, these crazy thieves coming through the skylight to crown the ventilation to steal the crown jewels?
• 2:30:46
  Testecleese: Which was an Louvre thing, but apparently people were stealing…
• 2:30:53
  Testecleese: Renoir is in, like, 5 minutes now.
• 2:30:56
  Brian McFadden: Wow. Okay.
• 2:30:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, just run up, grab it, and run out. No one in Europe is gonna stop them.
• 2:31:06
  Brian McFadden: It's crazy.
• 2:31:07
  Testecleese: And… Depending on where in Europe you are, let's be real.
• 2:31:15
  Testecleese: at least Renoir is actually European, but, like, go to any, history museum in the United Kingdom,
• 2:31:24
  Testecleese: Whole lot of Egyptian ancient shit there, right?
• 2:31:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:31:32
  Testecleese: This NHS thing… Geez.
• 2:31:35
  Testecleese: I don't remember… Managing… okay, English. England.
• 2:31:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, National Health Service.
• 2:31:45
  Testecleese: Okay, yeah.
• 2:31:52
  Testecleese: Oh, okay.
• 2:31:54
  Testecleese: psych… I remember it now, a psychiatrist, filed an official petition.
• 2:32:01
  Testecleese: About a man claiming to be a woman, and got sheltered with women, who then waved his dick in her face and, like, basically spun it like a helicopter, right?
• 2:32:11
  Brian McFadden: Oh,
• 2:32:12
  Testecleese: And she complained.
• 2:32:14
  Brian McFadden: Nobody cared.
• 2:32:15
  Testecleese: And I was like, well, that's going nowhere, and we all know it, right?
• 2:32:19
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:32:19
  Testecleese: Like, he could have literally slapped you in the face with it, and no one would have cared.
• 2:32:26
  Testecleese: And she was on this side, that side of the argument until the dick was in her face, when she was trying to put her shoes on, you know?
• 2:32:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:32:37
  Testecleese: Oh, there are bad people! Oh, no!
• 2:32:40
  Brian McFadden: No, no, never bad people.
• 2:32:41
  Testecleese: I thought everyone made this shit up because they were racist, or…
• 2:32:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:32:45
  Testecleese: Homophobic or transphobic. No, no, people put their dicks in your face if you let them, believe it or not.
• 2:32:52
  Testecleese: They're… they're bad people.
• 2:32:54
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 2:32:58
  Testecleese: Canadian, actually, who got the vote on the, the new jet from the United States, whether Canada was gonna buy them back in 2011 or something like that, 2013?
• 2:33:08
  Brian McFadden: It says 2011 on here.
• 2:33:10
  Testecleese: Sorry, I love it, okay.
• 2:33:11
  Testecleese: He said, yeah, yeah, it's a great aircraft, we don't need it.
• 2:33:15
  Testecleese: Just signed off on buying… some for Canada.
• 2:33:21
  Brian McFadden: 16 of the 88 jets Ottawa announced.
• 2:33:25
  Testecleese: Well, Canada initially said 88.
• 2:33:29
  Testecleese: And now they've approved 16 because of this guy.
• 2:33:34
  Testecleese: And he was the one who's like, yeah, we don't need that shit.
• 2:33:39
  Testecleese: Shit. What's the tariff on, exporting…
• 2:33:44
  Brian McFadden: I don't wanna know.
• 2:33:49
  Testecleese: Mmm.
• 2:33:50
  Brian McFadden: Maybe that's why they're only getting 16 of the 88 they thought they were gonna get.
• 2:33:55
  Testecleese: Hmm, possibly.
• 2:34:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, something happened… oh, this is… something happened with the Democrats agreed, or enough of them agreed with the Republicans to pass something.
• 2:34:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, th-th-this was, like, the…
• 2:34:13
  Brian McFadden: Basically, the Democrats' re… rebels defied Jeffries, And… and remember.
• 2:34:22
  Brian McFadden: Nancy Pelosi held the Democrat Party together like an iron fist when she was in charge of the House of Representatives.
• 2:34:31
  Brian McFadden: Basically, There's a couple of them that broke reins.
• 2:34:36
  Brian McFadden: On a procedural vote that tied
• 2:34:40
  Brian McFadden: That was tied to a Russian sanctions bill.
• 2:34:43
  Testecleese: Mmm.
• 2:34:44
  Brian McFadden: You're not agree.
• 2:34:44
  Testecleese: I thought they already passed this.
• 2:34:49
  Brian McFadden: So this is… this is unheard of for the minority party to break ranks, to help the majority pass one of their own rules.
• 2:35:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, didn't… don't… didn't the Democrats want sanctions on Russia because of this war?
• 2:35:09
  Testecleese: Isn't this their… isn't this their argument?
• 2:35:14
  Brian McFadden: I don't think… I don't know what it's about. I don't know what this law is about, you know?
• 2:35:20
  Testecleese: Because it's Trump.
• 2:35:21
  Testecleese: That's the thing. They wanted to put official sanctions on Russia.
• 2:35:26
  Testecleese: Clint, which apparently this opens a door towards terrorists for Trump.
• 2:35:31
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:35:33
  Testecleese: But…
• 2:35:34
  Brian McFadden: But it's an embarrassing blow to Jeffrey's leadership.
• 2:35:39
  Testecleese: He's a joke, they need to…
• 2:35:41
  Brian McFadden: He is, he's never… he should have never been the House Minority Leader, he was, like.
• 2:35:46
  Brian McFadden: the token, you know, minority in charge of it, you know, blah blah blah. He's never… he was never a good leader for the whole thing, you know, and it…
• 2:35:57
  Testecleese: Correct. How does… how does that seat get switched? If, say, for example,
• 2:36:03
  Brian McFadden: Somebody's gotta run against them!
• 2:36:06
  Testecleese: Could AOC just say, I want the spot instead, and then have a vote?
• 2:36:10
  Brian McFadden: They gotta vote for him! We gotta vote for her!
• 2:36:15
  Brian McFadden: It's the Democrats in the House of Representatives that do the voting.
• 2:36:22
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 2:36:26
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:36:27
  Brian McFadden: I mean, it gets crazier if…
• 2:36:29
  Testecleese: But if they can't become a.
• 2:36:30
  Brian McFadden: If they win majority in this November election, and they got the House majority, so is Hakeem Jeffries gonna be the next…
• 2:36:39
  Brian McFadden: You know, third person in charge of the government?
• 2:36:45
  Testecleese: Or is…
• 2:36:47
  Brian McFadden: Somebody gonna… Step up against them and run against them, and then…
• 2:36:51
  Testecleese: That's actually an excellent question, Brian, because…
• 2:36:55
  Testecleese: these Democrats don't know what they want, they just know that I don't like what it is.
• 2:37:01
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:37:01
  Testecleese: But they don't realize, a lot of the time.
• 2:37:04
  Testecleese: That what they're voting for is 3 quarters of the problem.
• 2:37:09
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:37:10
  Testecleese: And then you go vote in more of it. It's like, well, the best guy you have is Hakeem Jeffries.
• 2:37:15
  Brian McFadden: He's not a… he's not… he was never a good leader when he got voted in from the get-go. He's from Maryland, he's a wishy-washy Democrat, and he has no smile.
• 2:37:28
  Testecleese: He should be a contender for President of the United States in 2020.
• 2:37:32
  Brian McFadden: Never gonna happen.
• 2:37:33
  Testecleese: But he should be, right?
• 2:37:35
  Brian McFadden: Never gonna… Nancy Pelosi never was.
• 2:37:38
  Testecleese: Oh, God, she… she could have run the same as Hillary Clinton could, and you know it.
• 2:37:46
  Brian McFadden: You didn't have a name recognition.
• 2:37:49
  Testecleese: He thinks?
• 2:37:50
  Brian McFadden: She also was making a billion dollars off her insider trading for her husband.
• 2:37:57
  Testecleese: True.
• 2:37:58
  Testecleese: True. Paul was a genius. He always seemed to know what the new law was, like…
• 2:38:04
  Brian McFadden: Before it?
• 2:38:05
  Testecleese: Five hours before the logout passed, right?
• 2:38:08
  Brian McFadden: Oh,
• 2:38:10
  Brian McFadden: That's why I love… I really need to look more into the Nancy Peloti, like.
• 2:38:16
  Brian McFadden: trading, line. You know, there's a whole stock line out there now, you know, you can follow the.
• 2:38:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, but…
• 2:38:23
  Brian McFadden: Pelosi.
• 2:38:24
  Testecleese: gonna die soon.
• 2:38:27
  Brian McFadden: True.
• 2:38:28
  Brian McFadden: I got on that bandwagon too late.
• 2:38:33
  Testecleese: I'm just saying, she's only gonna get insider info for… for not much longer.
• 2:38:38
  Testecleese: True.
• 2:38:38
  Brian McFadden: And then you brought this article up about.
• 2:38:41
  Testecleese: Whoa!
• 2:38:41
  Brian McFadden: the permanent Greenland deal.
• 2:38:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, basically, we get, like, unlimited rights for, like, military in Greenland.
• 2:38:51
  Testecleese: But we don't own Greenland.
• 2:38:54
  Brian McFadden: Okay, but what happens to China and Russia?
• 2:38:58
  Testecleese: Well, it…
• 2:38:59
  Testecleese: non-NATO, and they specifically mentioned Russia and China, are not allowed to ever set up a military facility. It said, ever.
• 2:39:09
  Testecleese: like… Forever, you're not allowed to.
• 2:39:12
  Brian McFadden: Okay, so what are we… what are we getting in Greenland for these rights?
• 2:39:16
  Testecleese: There's nothing!
• 2:39:18
  Brian McFadden: I don't believe that for a second.
• 2:39:20
  Testecleese: No, this is what's best! If they were going to become American, we would have had to have…
• 2:39:25
  Brian McFadden: I know, that, I know, but we gotta be giving them something. There's gotta be money involved.
• 2:39:30
  Testecleese: No, China just sailed warships across the Arctic Ocean.
• 2:39:36
  Brian McFadden: And they got scared?
• 2:39:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, to get to the other side of the planet very quickly, And Greenland didn't like it.
• 2:39:46
  Testecleese: And I was like, so we get all the benefits.
• 2:39:49
  Testecleese: of owning Graham, but none of the responsibility.
• 2:39:53
  Brian McFadden: Sounds kinda… wishy-washy to me.
• 2:39:55
  Testecleese: No, it sounds like we win.
• 2:40:01
  Testecleese: the Dutch still own Greenland, they're still their own sovereign nation, but we're allowed to use it as a…
• 2:40:08
  Testecleese: Whatever we want, military-wise, to keep, the Northern Passageway safe.
• 2:40:18
  Testecleese: So, I mean, basically, like, Trump wants Greenland? He doesn't need Greenland, he got everything he wants.
• 2:40:26
  Testecleese: that he would have gotten if we owned Greenland, but now we don't have to friggin' pay…
• 2:40:31
  Brian McFadden: Hey, I need money for it.
• 2:40:32
  Testecleese: to treat them like they're Americans.
• 2:40:34
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:40:38
  Testecleese: There we go, here's one thing, we moved from, local…
• 2:40:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, this F-16 from Texas, probably Texas Air National Guard.
• 2:40:49
  Brian McFadden: crashed in Michigan, and then they… they put an evacuation order for everybody around the state, around that area where it crashed, and everybody's freaking out about it, saying, okay, what was this ethics scene really carrying that they needed an evacuation order for it?
• 2:41:06
  Testecleese: Jet fuel.
• 2:41:09
  Testecleese: I understand, a lot of people are like, oh, what, there was something…
• 2:41:13
  Brian McFadden: Bursy bearings.
• 2:41:15
  Testecleese: But, like, there's jet fuel that's insanely combustible that could be an explosion at any time.
• 2:41:24
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:41:26
  Brian McFadden: I'll be arguing the mic?
• 2:41:27
  Testecleese: There might be something going on, but like…
• 2:41:29
  Brian McFadden: Doubt it.
• 2:41:30
  Testecleese: What makes you think something cra… what makes you think it wasn't a training exercise?
• 2:41:37
  Brian McFadden: Nothing.
• 2:41:39
  Testecleese: You've been in enough training exercises, you've seen serious injuries, probably even people die on them, right?
• 2:41:45
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:41:47
  Testecleese: Shit happens.
• 2:41:51
  Testecleese: F-16 ain't cheap, though.
• 2:41:53
  Brian McFadden: No, but…
• 2:41:55
  Brian McFadden: I think I saw another article where it said it's, like, the Air Force called them, like, the planes that, like, fall out of the sky, and they're not worship.
• 2:42:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, lawn darts, that's it, lawn darts, yep.
• 2:42:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, the wife has used that term, it's like a single-engine aircraft. She's like, it's stupid. I was like, really? She goes, yeah. If something dumb happens, like a goose goes through your engine, you're fucked.
• 2:42:20
  Testecleese: It's like, you don't have a second one to help land with. And I was like, oh, alright.
• 2:42:24
  Brian McFadden: Makes sense.
• 2:42:25
  Testecleese: I call them one, because they just nose down like a lawn dart.
• 2:42:29
  Brian McFadden: Okay. Yeah, I… yeah.
• 2:42:31
  El Guapo: Did I mean, the Navy got an idea, I always have a second engine?
• 2:42:36
  Testecleese: Well, maybe he loves redundancy, don't they, Guapo?
• 2:42:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah. Because shit like that.
• 2:42:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, cause shit goes wrong.
• 2:42:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, especially in the middle of the ocean, nowhere to be land.
• 2:42:48
  El Guapo: Oh yeah, yeah. I know where Tilond are.
• 2:42:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, now imagine being the repairman on a Navy ship.
• 2:42:55
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:42:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, man, choose your rate, choose your fate, huh?
• 2:42:59
  El Guapo: Hell yeah.
• 2:43:01
  Testecleese: You got to work on friggin' advanced military helicopters. I made sure the steam system worked to launch jets.
• 2:43:10
  Testecleese: Not even worked on.
• 2:43:11
  El Guapo: You always got a backup, too.
• 2:43:14
  Testecleese: I repaired them.
• 2:43:16
  Testecleese: I was the guy who showed up when the guy who did the work couldn't fix it.
• 2:43:20
  Testecleese: And I'm going, I don't know what the fuck the issue is.
• 2:43:26
  Testecleese: Yep.
• 2:43:26
  Brian McFadden: And apparently there was a breakdown in the system at, Naval Station Norfolk, because,
• 2:43:34
  Brian McFadden: Dozens of sailors' cars were impounded.
• 2:43:38
  Brian McFadden: While they're at sea, but, I know…
• 2:43:42
  El Guapo: from…
• 2:43:43
  Brian McFadden: Previous experience that you're allowed a certain amount of time to park in those spots.
• 2:43:49
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:43:50
  Brian McFadden: that time was not alas before they started ponying the… it was a constant.
• 2:43:55
  El Guapo: It was a concert going on, so they bought a bunch of vehicles, but they got it back, it just…
• 2:44:00
  Testecleese: They did get…
• 2:44:00
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're just inconveniences.
• 2:44:02
  Testecleese: Because they had only been at sea for, like, 2 days.
• 2:44:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:44:07
  Testecleese: Cause they went, they went out for 10?
• 2:44:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:44:10
  Testecleese: And I was like, you're allowed to park your car there longer than.
• 2:44:12
  Brian McFadden: Like, for 14 days. Like, 21 days. 14 or 21.
• 2:44:16
  Testecleese: No, I think it's at least 30.
• 2:44:18
  El Guapo: No kidding.
• 2:44:19
  Testecleese: Typical seed trials are 30 days, right?
• 2:44:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:44:24
  El Guapo: I'm surprised they haven't turned the parking lot to, like, garage levels and stuff, you know?
• 2:44:31
  Brian McFadden: It costs too much money.
• 2:44:33
  El Guapo: Yeah, it does, and yeah, it takes up so much space.
• 2:44:36
  El Guapo: Like, when I went on deployment, like.
• 2:44:39
  El Guapo: Then-girlfriend, now wife, just dropped me off at the ship.
• 2:44:44
  Brian McFadden: I've never done that.
• 2:44:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, and then they come back and pick you up when you come back home, right?
• 2:44:51
  Testecleese: At 10 days, you're supposed to be able to be allowed to leave your car in that GIANT parking lot. Let's be… let's be real, dude, what is it, like, 5 acres of parking?
• 2:45:02
  Brian McFadden: Pretty words.
• 2:45:06
  Testecleese: And then they go and tow you, because there's some fucking concept two people have never heard of.
• 2:45:12
  Testecleese: One of them is, like, Ben Waters?
• 2:45:16
  Testecleese: I think, or something like that?
• 2:45:18
  Testecleese: And another name I had never heard of was like, I don't give a shit.
• 2:45:24
  Testecleese: And I'm glad they got their cars back.
• 2:45:27
  Testecleese: Who… did the towing company just take the hit, or did MWR have to pay for it?
• 2:45:35
  Brian McFadden: I don't know. The article didn't go into those details.
• 2:45:39
  Testecleese: Well, Guapo seemed to know they got their cars back.
• 2:45:44
  Testecleese: And he's gone.
• 2:45:46
  Testecleese: Maybe the other car's back somewhere.
• 2:45:48
  El Guapo: Sorry, I was speaking out, like, hold on, he not hearing me?
• 2:45:51
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ, you're loud.
• 2:45:52
  El Guapo: I'm sorry. I've been drinking.
• 2:45:56
  Brian McFadden: No, none of us have.
• 2:45:58
  El Guapo: No, well, anyways, I heard over the radio that they got the vehicle back, and that's all I heard, so…
• 2:46:05
  Testecleese: Okay, someone had to absorb the cost of, tow…
• 2:46:10
  Testecleese: And you're like, oh, what's it cost to tell? I don't know, you gotta pay someone.
• 2:46:13
  El Guapo: to do it, you know what I mean?
• 2:46:16
  El Guapo: I think they got their own internal servers and stuff like that.
• 2:46:21
  Testecleese: Well, no, it's a private company then.
• 2:46:22
  Brian McFadden: Oh, and the tow company that's going through there, do that shit.
• 2:46:27
  Brian McFadden: Somebody's got a contract for the Naval Station NFO.
• 2:46:31
  Brian McFadden: They're trying to make money, just, like, towing through apartments.
• 2:46:34
  Testecleese: Exactly, exactly, and you had to pay your employees to tow all these cars. So who's paying these employees if they got the cars back at no cost? Was it MWR?
• 2:46:46
  El Guapo: No, I'll take the base.
• 2:46:49
  El Guapo: Oh, AWR's the one that taught the big deal.
• 2:46:51
  Testecleese: You think NOB…
• 2:46:52
  El Guapo: No, the Costco.
• 2:46:54
  Testecleese: It's the same difference, MWR's a military thing.
• 2:46:57
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:46:59
  Testecleese: Alright, well, sweet.
• 2:47:01
  Brian McFadden: We got big news, big news, breaking news!
• 2:47:04
  El Guapo: -Oh.
• 2:47:05
  Brian McFadden: U.S. acknowledges we're gonna deploy where you've been deploying weapons in space.
• 2:47:10
  Testecleese: Whoa!
• 2:47:12
  Testecleese: I saw this, I saw that you saw this,
• 2:47:17
  Testecleese: I thought… okay, first of all.
• 2:47:20
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure China and Russia already do as well.
• 2:47:24
  Brian McFadden: What?
• 2:47:25
  Testecleese: I thought we had agreed as a planet to not put weapons in space.
• 2:47:30
  Brian McFadden: Okay, here… here's how I heard it on the No Agenda Show earlier today, is these are not weapons aimed back in the United States, these are weapons that are protecting our satellites in space.
• 2:47:44
  Testecleese: Yes, they'll take out satellites and such.
• 2:47:47
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:47:50
  Testecleese: According to whom, though? Someone who heard something from someone that they can't name?
• 2:47:59
  Brian McFadden: I don't know, I don't remember. I've been drinking a little bit tonight.
• 2:48:02
  Testecleese: I know, but like…
• 2:48:04
  Testecleese: a big deal guy came out and says, like, yeah, we have weapons in space. I was like, we're not…
• 2:48:09
  Testecleese: the entire planet agreed we weren't gonna do this. At least don't admit it.
• 2:48:16
  Brian McFadden: Well, we… we… we gave up on Star Wars a long time ago, so…
• 2:48:21
  Testecleese: That's the first thing I thought was Star Wars, but, like, why not rods from God?
• 2:48:28
  Brian McFadden: And that's been brought up, yep.
• 2:48:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're familiar with that theory, right?
• 2:48:33
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:48:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, Guapo, you familiar with Rides From God?
• 2:48:39
  El Guapo: Is it that the tombstone's rods come from… From the sub.
• 2:48:46
  El Guapo: It goes out of space and just drops down?
• 2:48:49
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:48:50
  El Guapo: I heard another name for you, I heard people call it God's Footsteps and stuff.
• 2:48:54
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, rods from God is… that's the idea, is you have a, basically a telephone pole of tungsten.
• 2:49:01
  Testecleese: That you just drop out of a satellite and slowly push.
• 2:49:05
  Testecleese: And then it…
• 2:49:07
  Testecleese: It falls, and it falls, and then it hits our atmosphere, and it falls faster and faster, and then when it hits the ground, it's just a kinetic mass.
• 2:49:15
  Testecleese: And it unleashes the power of a nuclear weapon.
• 2:49:19
  Testecleese: Because of the sheer mass and density, the sheer mass of this object, you know?
• 2:49:27
  Testecleese: Jesus.
• 2:49:32
  Testecleese: how far away, away from Rods from God? Do we already have this technology that we're… is this what we're admitting we have?
• 2:49:40
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 2:49:41
  Testecleese: And, you know, some say that it's just about protecting our satellites, or even taking out a Chinese spy satellite.
• 2:49:50
  Testecleese: You know?
• 2:49:51
  Testecleese: But what if we can drop…
• 2:49:56
  Testecleese: 5,000 pounds of tungsten out of the sky.
• 2:50:01
  Testecleese: And let it hit the ground at terminal velocity.
• 2:50:04
  Brian McFadden: You know?
• 2:50:08
  Testecleese: I don't know, how much you guys know physics?
• 2:50:11
  Testecleese: Something that massive, traveling that quickly, hitting the ground, is just… it's going to…
• 2:50:18
  Testecleese: It's gonna vaporize stuff at ground zero, you know that, right?
• 2:50:23
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:50:26
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:50:27
  Testecleese: Maybe I'm the only one who actually understand… fully understands what rods from God could do, but… the math that would be… needs to be involved.
• 2:50:36
  El Guapo: is insane to make sure it hit your target. That's the big issue. You're gonna need, really relativity by ice time.
• 2:50:46
  El Guapo: Because by the time you drop it, the Earth is gonna move, so you need to have that theoretical relativity.
• 2:50:52
  Testecleese: Yes, and then you also have to account for weather patterns, too, don't you?
• 2:50:57
  El Guapo: Shit, is that shit coming down? I don't think the weather would stop it, dude.
• 2:51:00
  Testecleese: No, the stratosphere.
• 2:51:02
  El Guapo: Oh… yeah, they've been getting the movement, yeah.
• 2:51:06
  Testecleese: Turn different directions, right?
• 2:51:08
  El Guapo: Fast ride, they weren't,
• 2:51:09
  Testecleese: So, yeah, so you gotta… that's a ton of math.
• 2:51:13
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, terror activity, because people forget about that. I start giving that the terror activity.
• 2:51:21
  El Guapo: Because whatever's going on in space, and whatever happened to Earth, is a whole different… Time cycle.
• 2:51:28
  El Guapo: You know?
• 2:51:29
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 2:51:30
  El Guapo: It's like, you toss in the… okay, if you toss a baseball game on somebody inside the baseball, on a train cart, yeah, you can do 100 miles per hour, but once you send the baseball to somebody outside the train while it's moving, 100 miles per hour.
• 2:51:45
  El Guapo: So the baseball going 100 miles per hour, plus the train will be at 100 miles per hour is 200 miles per hour.
• 2:51:51
  El Guapo: It's shit, though, right now.
• 2:51:53
  Testecleese: I think you're, thinking general relativity and relativity.
• 2:51:58
  El Guapo: interior of…
• 2:52:00
  Testecleese: General relativity is what would happen in a vacuum, versus relativity…
• 2:52:05
  Testecleese: is… everything is relative in general. Like,
• 2:52:09
  Testecleese: Relative to me, the entire universe is…
• 2:52:13
  El Guapo: Just go…
• 2:52:14
  Testecleese: rooting around me.
• 2:52:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:52:18
  El Guapo: You know, it's just…
• 2:52:20
  Testecleese: It depends on what your perspective is, what you see, and what you understand.
• 2:52:27
  El Guapo: Cause, honestly, if you think about it, if you, if you…
• 2:52:30
  Testecleese: Every measurement, Guapo, you've ever taken, ever.
• 2:52:35
  Testecleese: Has always been based off of where you are.
• 2:52:38
  El Guapo: Right?
• 2:52:40
  Testecleese: So the entire universe revolves around you, doesn't it?
• 2:52:44
  El Guapo: Yep. Oh, am I part of the universe? We're both gonna write everything. Well, I'm just saying, that's just…
• 2:52:50
  Testecleese: Actual relativity versus general relativity.
• 2:52:53
  El Guapo: Yeah. Right.
• 2:52:54
  Testecleese: Relative to every measurement, I'm never gonna take everything…
• 2:52:57
  El Guapo: revolves around me.
• 2:53:00
  El Guapo: And that's a little thing I interpreted on my own from my reading, but it makes perfect sense, and it lines up.
• 2:53:08
  Testecleese: Brian, this is why gas shot up again. What's going on, and are we gonna blow it up?
• 2:53:16
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 2:53:19
  Brian McFadden: Oh, the Houthi rebels are, seizing… Paran Island… In the Red Sea… Which is a kill box.
• 2:53:34
  Brian McFadden: I don't know how much more gas prices can, like, go higher, because they're already pretty damn high.
• 2:53:42
  Testecleese: No, it already went up because of this.
• 2:53:44
  Testecleese: They…
• 2:53:45
  Brian McFadden: We're paying, like, $5 a gallon for gas in Michigan, so…
• 2:53:49
  Testecleese: Oh, I paid, like, $4.11 today, which I was surprised it went over 4 bucks, but next county over was $4.67. I was like, fuck, better fill up the truck too, right?
• 2:53:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 2:54:02
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:54:05
  Testecleese: But yeah, these Houthi rebels took over this… Tiny island?
• 2:54:10
  Brian McFadden: Huh?
• 2:54:11
  Testecleese: And they have a position to, like, hit ships, but the thing is…
• 2:54:17
  Testecleese: We could just blow up the whole island.
• 2:54:21
  Testecleese: It's a little… it's a little nothing island, you know what I mean?
• 2:54:24
  Brian McFadden: But is there, like, alcohols,
• 2:54:28
  Brian McFadden: Oil refinery going on this island?
• 2:54:33
  Testecleese: I don't know, maybe, but it's a small island, so…
• 2:54:36
  Testecleese: blow up one oil refiner, just literally kill everyone on the island.
• 2:54:41
  Testecleese: with, like, 3 missiles, you know what I mean?
• 2:54:49
  Testecleese: But yeah, gas went up directly because of this, because it…
• 2:54:54
  Testecleese: narrowed the straight again. And have you noticed how gas prices haven't gone down every time the straight has been wide open?
• 2:55:02
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:55:03
  Brian McFadden: Prices never…
• 2:55:04
  Testecleese: Go down, do they?
• 2:55:06
  Brian McFadden: That's pretty much everything in life, you know? It's like, no matter how much the economy goes down, up or down, I'm like, everything goes up a whole lot faster than it goes down.
• 2:55:18
  Testecleese: That's what inflation is, and that's why prices never go down. You get a discount every now and then, don't you?
• 2:55:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:55:25
  Testecleese: There's a, a deal, what do they call it?
• 2:55:29
  Testecleese: When they… they invite you in with a…
• 2:55:32
  Brian McFadden: Free Go Flyer, Freak,
• 2:55:36
  Testecleese: Discount.
• 2:55:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:55:40
  Testecleese: My god, dude.
• 2:55:42
  Testecleese: I don't know. Oh, shit!
• 2:55:45
  Testecleese: Saudi Pipeline got nailed with drones.
• 2:55:49
  Testecleese: They're saying this is Houthi, too?
• 2:55:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, cause that means…
• 2:55:53
  Brian McFadden: Because a lot of people were relying on that pipeline to go around the Straits of Hormuz for oil.
• 2:56:01
  Brian McFadden: Saudis were basically piping it over to the other side of the country, and then shipping it out, instead of going through the Straits of Ymuse, or Muse.
• 2:56:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, they… they managed to put the fire out.
• 2:56:15
  Testecleese: And shut the valve off.
• 2:56:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. But it's gonna be weeks before they can, like, turn it back on again.
• 2:56:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, that actually did not…
• 2:56:25
  Brian McFadden: Probably one of the reasons why prices have went up in the United States.
• 2:56:29
  Testecleese: Exactly, it's the go-around.
• 2:56:32
  Testecleese: Just go flying around.
• 2:56:34
  Testecleese: Saudi Arabia, man.
• 2:56:37
  Testecleese: They are not friends of Iran.
• 2:56:41
  Brian McFadden: They're not friends with the US, either.
• 2:56:43
  Testecleese: No, no, that's absolutely true.
• 2:56:46
  Testecleese: That's absolutely true. They're looking up for themselves.
• 2:56:50
  Testecleese: And they should be, right?
• 2:56:52
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:56:57
  Testecleese: But they do better business with us than with Iran, don't they?
• 2:57:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:57:04
  Brian McFadden: There's more profit in it.
• 2:57:07
  Testecleese: Yeah. And now the… Apparently, Iran's looking for, like, scout drones from the Navy.
• 2:57:14
  Testecleese: To shoot them out of the sky to, like, steal their tech?
• 2:57:18
  Brian McFadden: Well, yeah, because I heard more about this story, too, because…
• 2:57:22
  Brian McFadden: basically, I mean, we've lost a lot of the art, newer technology drones in this war, and so the Navy is starting to, like, bring back, like, first-generation drones to do the same job.
• 2:57:38
  Brian McFadden: And it costs a whole lot less to do it.
• 2:57:42
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 2:57:45
  Brian McFadden: I don't know why the Navy didn't… why the military didn't figure this out from the get-go. It's like, drones go down, other countries are gonna try to steal that tech and use it to their benefit, because that's exactly what other countries will do.
• 2:58:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, it makes you wonder…
• 2:58:02
  Brian McFadden: Plus, why are we flying…
• 2:58:04
  Brian McFadden: A $2 million drone to do a job when maybe a $50,000 drone can do the same things?
• 2:58:13
  Testecleese: Yeah?
• 2:58:15
  Testecleese: Well, I'll tell you why, because what's happening in Ukraine right now… They're launching…
• 2:58:21
  Brian McFadden: Who cares about Ukraine? Ukraine doesn't even exist to most people.
• 2:58:25
  Testecleese: I understand, but…
• 2:58:26
  Brian McFadden: We're the only people still talking about Ukraine.
• 2:58:29
  Testecleese: But there's a battlefield covered in the cables, the coils, the wire that's attached to these drones that they're launching so that they can control locally.
• 2:58:42
  Testecleese: This is an entire… Massive area.
• 2:58:46
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:58:46
  Testecleese: That's useless to grow anything.
• 2:58:50
  Testecleese: That's done.
• 2:58:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because Ukraine used to be, like, the breadbasket of the Soviet Union.
• 2:58:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, and they destroyed everything grow food.
• 2:59:00
  Testecleese: The people are gonna have to go in there and pull out hundreds of tons of wire.
• 2:59:08
  Testecleese: Because people have been launching drones and launching drones.
• 2:59:14
  Testecleese: What, we wanna drop it in the ocean? Okay, we'll sink to the bottom, but what the fuck happens then? You have no idea.
• 2:59:20
  Brian McFadden: Just die!
• 2:59:22
  Testecleese: Probably, you're right.
• 2:59:24
  Testecleese: But who knows what else happens?
• 2:59:28
  Testecleese: Butterfly.
• 2:59:28
  Brian McFadden: These drones are probably powered by nuclear power.
• 2:59:33
  Testecleese: I doubt that. They're probably battery-pilot if they're… Connected to cable.
• 2:59:39
  Brian McFadden: Oh, here we go. We got Ray back.
• 2:59:44
  Brian McFadden: I don't know where you want to go from here.
• 2:59:46
  El Guapo: I'm here to listen to you guys, Tesla.
• 2:59:49
  Brian McFadden: You want to talk about the House Republicans?
• 2:59:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, what's going on with them?
• 2:59:55
  Brian McFadden: No, what authorization to limit Trump's war on Iran.
• 3:00:02
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 3:00:03
  Brian McFadden: But it also means the Senate's gotta approve this resolution, too.
• 3:00:08
  Brian McFadden: Which takes more than 51 votes to do it, so…
• 3:00:12
  El Guapo: And also, and also the president got the beetle power, too, so…
• 3:00:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and then the president's gotta vote for it, sign it off, he ain't gonna do it.
• 3:00:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, then Go back to us, and then…
• 3:00:23
  Brian McFadden: It's a waste of time and money, but whatever. They're, like, trying to…
• 3:00:29
  El Guapo: make the.
• 3:00:29
  Brian McFadden: their constituents happy by, like, showing, hey, we don't approve this, please vote for me again.
• 3:00:35
  Brian McFadden: Ideally.
• 3:00:35
  Testecleese: I don't have to do that.
• 3:00:37
  Brian McFadden: No, they're all up for re-election in November, in the House of Representatives.
• 3:00:41
  Testecleese: No, but all they have to do is point at gasoline prices.
• 3:00:45
  Testecleese: Let's be real.
• 3:00:48
  Testecleese: They don't have to try to take away his war-fighting capabilities. They didn't have to say, hey man, your gas is over 4 bucks a gallon.
• 3:00:59
  Testecleese: And that's the problem, is that Democrats never think of the obvious. It's the economy, stupid! Isn't that a Hillary Clinton.
• 3:01:05
  Brian McFadden: I don't agree with that.
• 3:01:07
  Testecleese: Oh, you're wrong.
• 3:01:12
  Testecleese: Brian's very wrong on that, because… People vote on their wallet.
• 3:01:18
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 3:01:20
  Testecleese: I can't afford this, I wanna do something else.
• 3:01:24
  El Guapo: Yep. Yeah, that was from Bill Clinton.
• 3:01:28
  El Guapo: Is it booklet, or…
• 3:01:30
  Testecleese: Well, Hillary was the one who says the economy's stupid.
• 3:01:34
  El Guapo: Oh, okay.
• 3:01:36
  Testecleese: And I got a feeling that's why Brian said no, it's because he hates Hillary Clinton, but…
• 3:01:43
  Testecleese: Shit, you see this guy in, on… in Norfolk Walmart? I think it was…
• 3:01:51
  Testecleese: I don't remember which one.
• 3:01:52
  El Guapo: No dummy.
• 3:01:54
  Testecleese: Oh, dude, motherfucker got beat to death.
• 3:01:58
  Testecleese: in a… in wa… in a Walmart.
• 3:02:01
  Testecleese: Shopping.
• 3:02:04
  Testecleese: He was, like, a 60 or 70-something-year-old man.
• 3:02:09
  Testecleese: Beat the dude to death.
• 3:02:12
  Testecleese: And… the wife was like, what the fuck? The whole thing started because some dude, like.
• 3:02:18
  Testecleese: hit his wife with his cart, and didn't say, oh my god, I'm sorry, or excuse me, or anything?
• 3:02:24
  Testecleese: Just like, whatever, it's normal.
• 3:02:27
  Testecleese: And the guy was like, hey, man, like, could you at least…
• 3:02:32
  Testecleese: Please, you know, can you at least, please excuse me?
• 3:02:35
  El Guapo: Okay, so employee is the one that beat up the customer?
• 3:02:40
  Testecleese: I think that's a different one, actually.
• 3:02:42
  El Guapo: Walmart employee in Norfolk that led to a husband's death.
• 3:02:47
  El Guapo: Why speak exclusively of WTKR about fights? Because, one more employee than… yeah.
• 3:02:58
  Testecleese: Okay, he's… he… her husband is only 42, I'm sorry.
• 3:03:02
  El Guapo: No, I'm sorry. No, here we go.
• 3:03:04
  Testecleese: Bert… Died… he was 77.
• 3:03:08
  El Guapo: Oh, wow.
• 3:03:10
  Testecleese: They've been married 42 years.
• 3:03:13
  El Guapo: Oh, hell no.
• 3:03:15
  El Guapo: So, let me see,
• 3:03:17
  Testecleese: Oh, this is… this is when he called in his family, I'm sorry.
• 3:03:22
  Testecleese: 17-year-old kid.
• 3:03:25
  Testecleese: a hit.
• 3:03:26
  Testecleese: The wife with, like, the heavy cart to, like, roll out, like, restock the shelves.
• 3:03:31
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 3:03:33
  Testecleese: And the guy's like, hey man, you know, please at least apologize. So this dude called his parents.
• 3:03:41
  Testecleese: Who showed up and beat this man to death?
• 3:03:43
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, they need to go to jail.
• 3:03:46
  Testecleese: Oh, forever, right?
• 3:03:47
  El Guapo: A 17-year-old Walmart employee also faced charges for assault and battery, aggravated malicious wounded, and conspiracy to commit felony, according to the police.
• 3:03:56
  Testecleese: Well, he made the phone call.
• 3:03:58
  El Guapo: To, to, to, get this guy beat to death.
• 3:04:02
  Testecleese: Shoot, actually, believe it or not, he may be guilty of felony murder.
• 3:04:09
  Testecleese: he… required to commit a felony, and then someone died.
• 3:04:13
  El Guapo: Oh my gosh.
• 3:04:14
  Testecleese: guilty of.
• 3:04:14
  El Guapo: Yeah, this happened at Walmart Military Highway.
• 3:04:18
  Testecleese: There we go, Military Highway.
• 3:04:20
  El Guapo: Meow.
• 3:04:22
  El Guapo: That's why I never go there, man. I never go on the military highway. I always take my local one.
• 3:04:29
  El Guapo: Because I already know my things, you know, in and out, and I don't like the big Walmart.
• 3:04:35
  El Guapo: I don't…
• 3:04:36
  Testecleese: I do Walmart, once a month.
• 3:04:40
  Testecleese: I bring the pickup truck, I load it up, I bring a cold bag…
• 3:04:45
  Testecleese: And… but then I do the rest of my shopping, at, the local IGN.
• 3:04:54
  El Guapo: It's a small grocery store here in West Virginia.
• 3:04:59
  Testecleese: You can get basic goods.
• 3:05:01
  El Guapo: But you're…
• 3:05:02
  Testecleese: you might not find pastrami, you know what I mean?
• 3:05:07
  Testecleese: And the Walmart, the cereal's cheaper, and, you know, this and that.
• 3:05:12
  El Guapo: We spend about, 700 bucks a month And per trip to Walmart.
• 3:05:18
  Testecleese: Which is funny, because sometimes people look at us like we're crazy, then other people are like, oh yeah, you live in the mountains.
• 3:05:25
  Testecleese: It's like, you go get your goods, you know?
• 3:05:28
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 3:05:33
  El Guapo: Brian.
• 3:05:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 3:05:35
  Testecleese: We're in the leftovers.
• 3:05:36
  Testecleese: Visiting.
• 3:05:37
  El Guapo: Widow.
• 3:05:41
  Testecleese: Anything else you want to talk about? You wanna talk about Hunter Biden, or, the Arapaho?
• 3:05:52
  El Guapo: No.
• 3:05:53
  Testecleese: No, there's nothing in there you want to talk about?
• 3:05:55
  Brian McFadden: Let me look at this…
• 3:05:59
  Brian McFadden: My… I'm kind of blurry right now, so…
• 3:06:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, that happens.
• 3:06:06
  Testecleese: Art Garfunkel is about to leave the country because of Trump.
• 3:06:11
  El Guapo: Our golf phone call?
• 3:06:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, remember,
• 3:06:18
  El Guapo: Shit.
• 3:06:21
  Testecleese: It was with Paul Simon.
• 3:06:22
  Brian McFadden: He's one of the few people that are actually leaving the country because Trump became president.
• 3:06:28
  Brian McFadden: Everybody talks about it, but very few do it.
• 3:06:32
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing, is he's threatening, is he actually gonna do it?
• 3:06:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, for, like, 3 months and come back.
• 3:06:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 3:06:38
  El Guapo: Whatever. Okay, go ahead, do it.
• 3:06:39
  Brian McFadden: Even Rosie O'Donnell's talking about coming back.
• 3:06:42
  El Guapo: Yeah…
• 3:06:43
  Testecleese: Oh, it's so much better!
• 3:06:45
  Testecleese: In the oppressive land that I hate so much.
• 3:06:49
  Brian McFadden: Ireland.
• 3:06:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, well, yes, it's so much better than Ireland.
• 3:06:57
  Testecleese: I don't know, Island sounds pretty nice.
• 3:07:00
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 3:07:00
  Testecleese: Apparently, it sucks to be there more than it does here under Trump, huh?
• 3:07:08
  Testecleese: What the fuck? He was in a band, paul Simon, wasn't he?
• 3:07:15
  Brian McFadden: Garmin & Garnfogel? Yeah.
• 3:07:17
  Testecleese: Oh, Simon a Garfunkel, oh my god, how did I… how did I…
• 3:07:21
  El Guapo: Missed that one.
• 3:07:24
  Testecleese: Were they?
• 3:07:26
  Brian McFadden: Two and two together.
• 3:07:28
  Testecleese: Didn't they do The Sound of Silence?
• 3:07:31
  Brian McFadden: Yes!
• 3:07:32
  Testecleese: theirs?
• 3:07:32
  Brian McFadden: their famous song?
• 3:07:36
  Testecleese: Disturbed, everyone's covered it, right? Like, even Disturbed, a heavy metal band, covered the sound of silence.
• 3:07:43
  El Guapo: Yeah, exactly.
• 3:07:44
  Brian McFadden: for Whoopi Goldberg.
• 3:07:46
  Testecleese: Oh, Whoopi's leaving, isn't she?
• 3:07:49
  Brian McFadden: Only for a few days to do a movie.
• 3:07:52
  Testecleese: A few days to make a movie?
• 3:07:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 3:07:56
  El Guapo: How much is she getting paid?
• 3:07:58
  Testecleese: for a few days to make a movie. And then they go ahead and tell me about Solitude.
• 3:08:03
  Brian McFadden: It's a movie about… it's about… it's a movie…
• 3:08:06
  El Guapo: About, african American women type deal.
• 3:08:13
  El Guapo: Lesbians, I mean?
• 3:08:19
  El Guapo: We're looking at.
• 3:08:20
  Testecleese: prove how oppressed African women are by showing all the successful African women.
• 3:08:26
  Brian McFadden: I hope so. I hope so.
• 3:08:31
  Brian McFadden: I don't even know where it's in this article, but I don't care.
• 3:08:33
  Testecleese: Actually, you know black… you know black women actually have the highest college graduation rate in the country right now?
• 3:08:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, for useless degrees.
• 3:08:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, but if you want to talk about oppression, then how are black women being oppressed if they're getting useless degrees that you and I are paying for?
• 3:08:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, well…
• 3:08:58
  Testecleese: That's what got me with this student loan forgiveness. Like, oh, there were predatory loans. It's like, well, then stop doing them!
• 3:09:06
  El Guapo: But they didn't want to stop the loans, they just wanted to…
• 3:09:10
  Testecleese: Forgive the debt.
• 3:09:11
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 3:09:12
  Testecleese: He's like, well, if you're admitting it's wrong, stop doing it.
• 3:09:16
  El Guapo: No, no, that's not how it works.
• 3:09:19
  Testecleese: Fuck all of you, maybe someone needs to get an officer who actually has an idea.
• 3:09:24
  Testecleese: That was the idea of Trump, wasn't it?
• 3:09:27
  Brian McFadden: It was. We wanted a businessman, president…
• 3:09:32
  El Guapo: And…
• 3:09:33
  Testecleese: And look what we got.
• 3:09:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he got sucked into the swamp.
• 3:09:37
  El Guapo: Yeah!
• 3:09:39
  El Guapo: That's exactly what happened, man, is the swamp…
• 3:09:42
  Testecleese: Just drug him down like everyone else.
• 3:09:45
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 3:09:50
  Testecleese: Anyway, let's pinch this turd up, it's been way too long.
• 3:09:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, about normal for us lately.