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GOLDEN OR BROWN? THAT'S THE TICKET! · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I have with me, Madam.
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Liv, of course. Hi.
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So Liv, this week you experienced something different
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and that was you met a gentleman.
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I've seen him for years and he is actually deaf.
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Yeah, it was. I was.
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I was actually kind of surprised with how much he could like,
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read my lips. But yeah, he was deaf.
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Now he has the electrical hearing device.
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Kind of Co killer implants. Yeah.
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Which he could hear a little bit.
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I could tell with some things he could understand me, yeah.
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But yeah, he was deaf. Which was really cool because it
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took one of the senses away. It's interesting.
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Right. You already want to take a sense
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you to take your eyes, Yeah, but yeah.
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Well, tell us, how did it actually go?
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Well, honestly, I whenever I came in, he's a very decent
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looking guy. Yeah, very well put together.
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You know, he wanted, he tried to explain to me, you know, as best
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as he could what he wanted. You know, whenever he's deaf,
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he's got that little bit of a speech like hindrance.
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So I couldn't understand how the stuff he was saying.
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So we'd have to like go over it multiple times.
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But once we finally got it all across, we started.
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He wanted to work with the humbler he wanted to do.
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What else did he want to do? We did sounding.
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I don't know if he wanted to do that or if I just told him that
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we were going to do that, but but we did sounding and that was
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fun. So what do you think of a
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humbler? The humbler.
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Oh my God, girl, it humbled me. You know, over here like it's
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wooden and you gotta fit it together like a puzzle.
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You can't have it upside down. No, and they don't.
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Make it easy back at first. I've never put it on.
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Yeah, they. Don't make it easy.
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And they're his nuts kept running away from me, sucking
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into his body. So I'm trying to hold it.
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You know how I got them to stay? I hide them with the rubber
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band. Ohh, fuck down.
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There you go. Because they wouldn't.
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Not stay down. Yeah, finally good.
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I'm in there. And I was like trying to like
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piece it all together and hold it together and get the screws.
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I had like hold one screw and then like circle the little
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thing with my tongue. To get my screw to go on.
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This is when we need to actually build this right there.
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Trying so hard to get this thing on, it took so long and he was
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in Saran wrap when we did it, so he couldn't.
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My God, he could even help. You.
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He couldn't help me. I tucked his penis in the Saran
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wrap. Ohh sweet Jesus.
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I was like, I initially got him to sit down because I was like,
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I know you're getting tired, I'm getting tired, let's sit down
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and do this. So finally get that done.
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And we did a little CET where I just beat beat his Dick for a
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little while while he was in a straight jacket.
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I I went to with the vampire glove used grab it with the
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vampire glove and he called yellow on that one.
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He had, I wrapped him in cellophane wrap, but he can't
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speak. He had a ball.
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He wanted to do the ball gag, but I can't understand him
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regardless. Yeah, so it's almost like, well,
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you can't talk anyways. I can't understand you.
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And if you have something in your mouth, it's gonna make it
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harder on me. So I'm gonna put a hand in front
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of you and you're gonna tap on your leg to let me know if it's
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a yellow or not. So you tap for yellow.
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And for the vampire glove, I was like, man, so close.
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So I was like, man, I wanted to do that one.
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But yeah, so that was fun for a while.
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And then I got him out of the straitjacket and we did the
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sounding. And then he was like, don't,
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don't you have, like, a sucking machine?
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And we did that for a little bit too.
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That's, I mean his hour went over really quick.
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It's really quick. Is it not?
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I had to like count like we have 15 minutes left.
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What do you want? What do you want to do next?
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Because we don't, I don't know what all he wanted to like.
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He had like a long list of things.
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So I'd only did a couple. So I was like, what would you
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want most want now that we only have 15 minutes?
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And that's what he chose was the sucking machine.
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You know, that's the thing. That hour just goes by.
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Yeah. I mean, 60 minutes of it feels
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like it's 60 seconds, yeah. And now in my real world, hours
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go by quick and I'm like, I can't get anything right.
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Now, and the thing of it is, it's here.
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Lately you've been doing 2 to 4 hour sessions.
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Yes, literally all day, every day 2.
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To four hours and I think really the true fetish is they get it,
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you know, and they could, you know, come every day they would.
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But I mean, the time frame that they have, it's just it's crazy
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and all that they want to try to do.
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And in that time of, you know, 3-4 hours, man, I mean, you can
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do a lot then. Yeah, I mean, sometimes you're
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done with everything in the dungeon.
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Yeah, like we did everything. What else would you like to do?
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Would you want to go back over for a couple things you like?
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Right. But some don't come multiple
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times in the week. And so it's.
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Yeah. I love it.
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Like today, you know when you saw the Sissy guy, you know that
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was almost 4 hours. Yeah, it was 3 1/2.
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Yeah. And it was like, wow, it didn't
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even seem like any time that he was here.
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And. Gone.
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Yeah, well, to you. Well, yeah cuz I mean I had to
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go get my nails done but at the same.
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Time. Glad it went by fast for you.
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Really went by fast. I mean, you're gonna pedicure
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and then I come back here and he's like pulling out, I'm
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stopping. I'm like, hey, do you have fun?
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He's like, Oh my God, I needed that.
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Yeah, he loved it. But we have one guy and he's
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already reached out to me. He's been to a couple parties,
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him and his wife. They're super cool about
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everything on lifestyle. But he's like, hey, you know,
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when I come for a session, do you suggest an hour or two?
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And I said, you know, if you can do the two hours, do the two
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hours because you just, it's everything to to have that time
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and then to try to do more of what you really want.
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Because you kind of the first like 30 minutes, you're kind of
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filling out because you, you could want something all day
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long, but doesn't mean your body can actually handle it.
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Yeah, so and you got to get into your subspace too.
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So like starting out really slow and testing your limits and then
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being able to play like it takes that time, you know?
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Yeah, and it helps. I mean, when they they're
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repeated people and you see them, you know them.
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Yeah, you know, but like you said that that first session,
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it's like, man, they're just really warming, warming up at
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the very beginning. And if they like it and they
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come back, we can, you know, dabble into the more things that
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they like. But the first session or the 1st
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at least 30 minutes of anything needs to be working up towards
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so. Yeah, the threshold, yeah.
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You know, really what they want and how they want to explore it.
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So funny story. So you and I have this young
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marine who comes to see us and he had a unique kind of smell
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because we've said to him a couple times like I.
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Think he was like my second or first person.
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Yes. Oh, he was my second person that
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I ever saw in the dungeon. Yeah, he was.
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And I said to him, you know, he was here again the other night.
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But I said to him the first night I was like, don't they
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teach you how to bathe in the mines like.
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What the hell are you? Doing, you know.
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Good. He needed.
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He did. And it's like, guys, guys, you
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are not dating because you smell.
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Wash your pits. Wash your pits.
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All your nether regions. Yes, and and don't try to cover
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it up with Cologne like you really got to get in.
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There, Yeah, and use deodorant. And you know what's really
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funny? This guy, Oh yeah, fucking, you
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know, old spy swagger. Boom, that's like the fucking
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Mac daddy of deodorants. But it was interesting.
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This guy, he's young, you know, he's like 2324.
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He's so fucking full of himself when I first met.
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Him I remember. Do you remember this?
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I was like, Liv, check this out. He asked me if he wanted me to
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let him dress in his uniform. You know, his AC used to come
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here for a session and I'm like, Oh no, motherfucker here, put on
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your dress whites, your dress Blues, whatever you're gonna do
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as a fucking Marine, go for it. Yeah, but you know, of course
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we, we didn't say that, but I'm thinking it.
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Yeah, acting like an idiot. And then he's like, well, I'm a
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pretty good looking guy. I'm like, dude, I don't care
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what you look like. Oh yeah, he kept like asking you
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if you if you wanted to see his Dick and stuff like that, like
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that. No, honey, we don't.
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We don't. I don't care.
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We don't care about your. Little Dick, that's what that's
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what he was saying before he came to see us, was.
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Yes, yes. I was like, live, check this
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out. Yeah, I'm like, he's sending me
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pictures and oh, I'm a pretty good looking guy.
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It's like, stop, you're like 12. OK, yeah, he did look very young
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for his age. Anyways, he looks so young and I
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like him young and I'm glad he's legal, you know, I.
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Mean, yeah, if you're coming to the dungeon.
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Oh my God, he's. Over 18 I get it, but don't
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think you're my time. Yeah, I don't, I don't know why
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he was. Is that hitting on you like?
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Yes, that was complete flirtation and he was completely
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hitting on us, thinking that we were going to be turned on
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enough that we're going to be like, Oh yeah, don't, don't do
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anything else. We're just going to fuck you.
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Yeah, It's like, yeah, Liv, we are so horned up and ready.
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Like when they want to literally.
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Do this every day like we're we're not horny for you,
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especially when you stink. Every now and then somebody
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would come in a little spicy, looking good like oh, but even
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then, you know, you're just like, this is nice.
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This is more appealing. And the last one, thank you.
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I know. Thank you for taking care of
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your skin. You know, and then we meet
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people that are so nice and they're put together and they
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don't have to be gorgeous. No, but it's the fact that
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they're they're clean. They took the time to do all
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these things. Yes, those are my favorite
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clients. The ones that are good looking
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and stink aren't. So like you're making my hour
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hard. Like you're like you're going to
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leave. Oh my gosh, gotta stay here.
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You know, years ago before I met you, this guy, he was, I believe
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he was like a scientist, smart, smart man.
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And he was like 32, never married.
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He's like he's barely dated. And he was from India.
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Now, nothing against anyone from any country, however, certain
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people in any country, My thing, you teach your children how to
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bathe, how to work alone, how to dress, da, da, da, da, da, you
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know, basic hygiene of being a human being, you know, And so
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it's simply pretty. It's very simplistic.
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You know, it's like, so when this guy comes in to me, you
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know, he wants CBT, he wants corporal punishment.
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And at the time I had a dungeon room upstairs here and we had it
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over there and I just had the swing in there.
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I had a big leather swing. And man, he sat on that swing
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and it was like it hit me in the face, like it was going to knock
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me over. Like that was like Ball Fumunda
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from four years of cheese and I didn't get a good vibe whether
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it was blue cheese or. Cottage cheese.
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Grape. Was so bad and he had a fucking
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body here. Tell I would tell them that hey,
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you're not, you got to leave and come.
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Back. Well here's the thing, I can say
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things like that or I can just beat the shit out of him, tell
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him during our session how much he disgusts me, spit on him,
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beat the fuck out of him, pour soapy water and spray him with
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alcohol while I'm doing all this.
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I guess I still want to do. I mean, I'm glad it worked for
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you, but I'm just like, I don't want to deal with nobody.
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Saying I'm telling you that's what I did.
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I even strayed, like sprayed straight up alcohol spray on his
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asshole and his testicles. I did.
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Oh, gross. I told him, I said you disgust
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me, You fucking disgust me, you rancid, nasty little beast.
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I said what? Who the fuck taught you how to
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bathe or how to not bathe? He's like, mistress, I promise I
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bathed this morning. I said yeah, well, guess what,
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motherfucker, it's afternoon and you stink.
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Do you know where? Deodorant.
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And he's like, no, I, I don't. I don't wear deodorant.
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We don't wear deodorant in my country.
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I was like, come on, come on. I know this.
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Like I mean soap and water still would wash your ass.
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Thank. You.
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That's got nothing to do with deodorant.
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Thank you. So you know, after this session
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of beating the fuck out of him, he loved that's what he wanted.
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He wanted corporal punishment. Cool, I got it.
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He did. And let me tell you something,
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that fucking room was doused with soapy water.
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And I I did everything but scrub that motherfucker.
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He was disgusting. It was bad.
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Yeah, I would have told him. I, I know you would have and
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I've had to tell people, hey, go take a shower.
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But then it's kind of like, do I really want them in my shower?
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Oh. Yeah.
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Yeah, you know, so it's like, no, So what I did, I I poured
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soapy water and I poured alcohol on him.
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And it is what it is. But interestingly enough, I told
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him, I said, look, you're going to continue to be single because
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no one is going to want your funky smelling ass unless
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they're disgusting themselves. Mm hmm.
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I mean just plain and. Something I'll be funky and
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you're not going to like it. Exactly.
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He's like, well, Mistress, what do I do?
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And I said. I'll give you some.
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I can give you some money for some soap, right?
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She's a scientist. He could.
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Afford it. He could afford it.
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So I what I did was I made a list for him.
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I made a list for him on what to buy.
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And I told him. I said, look, you do not cheapen
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yourself with shitty fucking body spray or the cheap shit.
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You go and get you some Dolce Gabbana, you get you some
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Giorgio Armani. Spend some money on some good
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fucking Cologne, OK? And trust me, the women, when
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you dress nice and you smell good and you get rid of some of
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this fucking body hair, those women are going to be on you
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like white on rice. And you know what happened?
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White. Indian.
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Oh, that's not racist. I'm sorry.
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No it's not. It's not because I would have
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said it. You're not part Mexican, trust
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me. I don't care if it's culturally
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inappropriate. Fuck that.
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I'm so tired of that shit, you know?
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I don't care who I've offended. I at all.
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Oh yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure.
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I've been people all the time. You you come to a dominatrix.
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Guess what? Plan to get offended.
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Oh. Yeah, called humiliation.
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Whereas where he so anyway, so this motherfucker, he moves to
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Missouri and he's he's working outside of Saint Louis and he
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messages me a few weeks later and said to me, mistress, you
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were absolutely right. He said, you know, I never took
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my body odor into account. I got so used to how bad I
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always smelled. And he said, now I bathe
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regularly, I use deodorant and body wash and I bought 6 or 7
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new expensive colognes and the women are all over me.
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Perfect, good, perfect. I said you're fucking well.
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That's what we're here for. That's what we're here for.
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Let's help you with your hygiene.
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That's not why I'm here. I'm going to come here with some
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clean limits. You know, we're helping these
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future men of America. No, we're helping the future
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woman of America. Exactly.
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Oh my, give a shit. Obviously these poor women.
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God bless. Yeah, now you should have seen
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Mandy the other night because he came in.
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He looks fucking adorable. He's so, He's so adorable.
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He's got the prettiest smile and prettiest eyes.
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Oh yeah, them big and he's. Clean and he smells delicious,
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like you just want to eat him up.
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Yeah, I think I would have raped him if I wasn't married.
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I would have fucking raped his ass.
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He would have raped. Them totally.
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We could totally rape him. Oh my.
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God, yes, His little like whenever I was whipping him, he
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like cocked his little booty to the side.
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Like, it was like, yeah. See, you and I could totally
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fuck cross dressers. We'd totally do it right.
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I mean. I have.
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We have hello. It's funny.
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It's so funny. You know, someone had asked me
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one time. He's like, how would you feel if
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your husband came home to you and said, you know, I want to
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fucking cross dress and I'd be like.
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Fuck yeah, let's no fun. Well, how much fun?
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I was like, I always want to paint your big ass toenails,
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right? There's.
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So much room I could paint like little trees on it or something.
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Yeah, you could. Oh my God, you're so funny.
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Yeah, little wig and braid their hair.
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Yeah. I would love a sister.
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Thank you. And then you would.
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Fuck her. Yeah, You're my sister.
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You're my sister. Joe Dirt.
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Thank you, Joe Dirt. Oh my God.
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OK. A lot of these guys make impacts
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on you. Meet them.
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You Honestly. Something about you?
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Yeah, they do. They do.
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They they make me rethink a lot the bad ones and the good ones.
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Right. OK.
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Has there any been anyone else at this point who's really stuck
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out to you? You did have the one gentleman
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the other night and you were like, you didn't tell me it was
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him. That was the one guy that was
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just like, he was the one that would just stare at me and
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breathe heavy. He was like my 4th person ever.
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I saw him in the room or something like that.
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He's not like him. Yes, but he was enamored with
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you. You he needs to close his.
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Eyes You like him? Now he's OK.
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He still does, stares at me and I'm like, why are you breathing
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so loud? That's so creepy.
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Like I did not like that one. He did not make an impact other
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than I didn't know that he was gonna come back.
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Oh my gosh. But I do miss the one that was
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my first puppy. Yes, that one stuck out a lot to
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me. And what was the other one?
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The redhead guy that I put on his fingers.
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I really liked him. Yeah, he's sweet.
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He stuck out to me too. I'm trying to think which one
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was your original first puppy. The one that was a power
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struggle. The one that battle with me.
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Blonde guy, no red hair, brown hair.
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Brown hair. Brown hair real.
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Tall. Huh.
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Yeah, I don't remember him. He was.
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Probably my age or older. Yeah.
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You know, kind of my age. Yeah.
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And he was like a power struggle.
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So it was more like I got to play like, like you're one with
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the stink. Like you could use that as a
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play. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, they stink. So now I'm gonna use this to
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beat your ass. Oh, yeah.
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So it's almost like that you're power struggling.
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I'm gonna use this to beat your ass.
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Like oh definitely. So it was really fun.
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So I liked him. I liked the redhead guy because
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he was very submissive and I could really like he was really
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into it. The one right put the nipple
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clamps on his fingers. Gotcha.
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That one, I liked him. All right, so I'm going to tell
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you. So the other day, you know, I
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have to go see podiatrists periodically.
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I've had some nerve issues in my feet different times.
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I go in and I know I'm going to get injections.
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And the first time I went in, I had this ingrown toenail and I
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was just like, you know, I'm tired of going to, you know, the
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salon and having them cut out because it's a motherfucker.
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You know, they have it cut out every two weeks.
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Pain in the ass. So I went to the podiatrist and
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I hadn't seen him in years. He knew me in my previous life.
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And I saw him when he first became a doctor.
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He was still like this young intern.
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And he's like, oh, it's so good to see you.
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You know, I remember you got, it's been, you know, 2025 years,
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blah, blah. He's like, what do you do now?
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And I said, well, you know, I'm a dominatrix.
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And he's like. Whoa, whoa, what I love telling
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people. You know, I don't make it a
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point of telling everybody, oh, yeah, you know, but but he's
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just one of those he's cool, you know, relaxed kind of guy.
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He's a nice guy. He really is.
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And so he knew me before, you know, when we had assisted
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living facilities, you know, and he was super cool.
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He's like, wait a minute, you used to take care of elderly and
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now you are dominatrix. Wow.
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And what a jump. What a jump.
18:15
Yeah. And I said, well, I was kind of
18:16
dabbling with both and, you know, one's just more fun than
18:20
the other. Oh, for sure.
18:21
Right. Yeah.
18:22
So anyway, I told him, I said, look, I've got to make sure that
18:25
my feet look good and I can't have ugly toes.
18:29
And he's like, oh, you have, you know, foot fetish people.
18:34
And I'm like, yes, foot doctor. Yes.
18:39
Foot doctor. He's got a fetish for a tooth.
18:44
Something I get like overnight, you just say I'm gonna be a
18:46
podiatrist, I'm going to be a gynecologist.
18:50
Oh yeah, I know that one. Right, you know what all doctors
18:53
are fucking freaks. They really are, you know, so
18:58
anyway, it's cool guy anyway, so he tells me he's like, So what
19:03
is the the weirdest things you've you've done?
19:05
You've had to see with dudes and whatever.
19:08
And I said honestly, you know, everybody comes to me with dumps
19:11
something different. I there's really nothing I
19:13
haven't seen at this point. And you know, I tell him, I
19:16
said, you know, you won't believe how many guys were be
19:18
cross dressers. You know, every guy for the most
19:21
part, 90% of them, they want to be pegged.
19:24
They want something in their asshole.
19:26
Fine. I would say, yeah, 95% of the
19:28
time, yeah, 5%. It's like, yeah, they think
19:31
about it. I know they do.
19:32
You know that they don't want to do it, Yeah.
19:34
And I told him, I said, you know, a lot of guys, you know,
19:36
they want to cross that by, by bisexual threshold or they want
19:40
to be spanked. They want discipline,
19:41
domination. You know, there's a lot of
19:43
things. I said.
19:43
We even see couples. He's like, really?
19:45
And I'm like, yeah. So, you know, I pretty much gave
19:47
him this entire rundown and he went ahead and he was like
19:51
telling me he's like, yeah, he says, you know, doing your, your
19:54
foot care and everything after. And I said, well, listen, my
19:56
slave boy is going to be at my house and, you know, he's going
19:58
to want to rub my feet. So is it OK with the medication?
20:01
You know, if he can rub my feet for a few hours and he's like a
20:04
few hours And I said, yeah. And I'm getting getting a call.
20:08
Someone wants to video chat with me.
20:10
It's one of our usual our Night Stalker guy.
20:15
Who's Night Stalker? It's it's the one that looks
20:18
like the Night Stalker. He's the little short guy who
20:20
held you up. Oh God.
20:21
Yeah, yeah. Why does he want to video you?
20:23
That's weird. I don't know.
20:25
I don't know. But we're not going to video
20:27
right at the moment because we're busy.
20:29
Needless to say, the podiatrist, his nurse looks at me and the
20:32
podiatrist, we say our goodbyes. He's awesome.
20:34
See you around next time, blah, blah, blah.
20:36
Sure. And the nurse says, did you just
20:37
say slave boy rubbing your feet for several hours?
20:40
I said, yeah, he usually likes to rub my feet, you know, 2-3,
20:43
maybe 4 hours. And she's like, really?
20:45
She's like, God, that sounds so amazing, I said, oh, it is it?
20:50
Is it is by the way, that the boy we were teaching how to give
20:52
him rubbed feet. He's doing a lot better by the
20:54
end of the. Day, I bet he was, and God, he's
20:57
such a good. Little toe sucker, I know.
21:00
Yeah, I've only had that done twice, but I don't know why I
21:03
like that so much. I'm telling you, what's amazing
21:06
is when you're you're getting fucked missionary and you bend
21:09
your leg and put it in his mouth while he's fucking you.
21:12
Boom. Yeah, it's like my boyfriend
21:14
would like that. You're gonna clean your feet
21:17
really good. They're usually clean anyway.
21:19
I mean they are clean, I just use the same shoes and no socks.
21:22
Say hey. My birthday, you know, suck my
21:25
toe and fuck me at the same time, huh?
21:27
Yeah. He might do it.
21:27
We'll we'll think about it. Yeah, well, don't tell me
21:30
because he is my nephew. Fucking weird.
21:32
I'll slide it in there where you don't have a choice.
21:33
I'm. Sure.
21:35
Well, OK, so anywho, this brings me back up to this.
21:39
So this past week I had to go see my podiatrist again.
21:42
Uh huh. And you know, I told him before
21:44
I'm like, listen, just go on the podcast.
21:46
You can listen, you know, blah, blah, blah.
21:48
And he's like, OK, you know, and I was telling him he's like, I
21:51
gotta listen to it this time. He's like, I get bored in the
21:53
car list and other stuff. I gotta listen Something funny.
21:55
I said, well, I hope you'll laugh.
21:57
I mean, people find us amusing. I think, you know, we've gotten
22:00
a lot of really good feedback. There was a guy who wrote on a
22:04
comment, he's like, I love your podcast, but it keeps me away
22:07
from my studies and. Then get back to work but.
22:12
And I told him, I said, well, fucking do both.
22:14
And yeah. You can.
22:15
Well, it's. I mean, you could do both, but
22:18
you can't. You can't.
22:19
Well, he got to figure it out, but I thought it was sweet.
22:22
I was like, oh, he likes it, you know?
22:24
Yeah, I do. That's a nice comment.
22:25
So thank you. The podiatrist, he said to me,
22:29
he's like, he's like, so you got to tell me.
22:31
I'm getting ready to do these injections.
22:32
You know, he's trying to distract me.
22:34
He's like, So what has been your your weirdest?
22:37
And I said, OK, I'm just gonna say it.
22:38
It's a shit eaters. They know they're weird too.
22:43
They know it and they're they're just happy that we're doing it
22:46
regardless. Thank you.
22:47
Yeah, we're doing their girlfriends or wives favors.
22:50
Honestly are, but it's just like we think it's weird.
22:53
They think it's weird that we're still there.
22:54
They know. I looked at the doctor, and I
22:56
was like, look, you gonna think I'm weird for doing it, but you
22:59
know, my time is worth something, right?
23:02
And so if I'm really compensated nicely for something like this,
23:06
I'll do something, OK? So I told him.
23:09
I said, look, I had this, this one trans woman, she called me
23:12
up a few months ago. She drove all the way here from
23:15
Tallahassee, a good 3-4 hour drive.
23:17
And she told me she wanted to consume my shit for breakfast.
23:21
OK. I always tell you want to do
23:22
this Come eight, 9:00 in the morning.
23:25
Like I'm on a schedule. I'm on a schedule.
23:27
I get up at 4:00 AM every morning, you know?
23:29
Yeah, it's a lot. She comes over.
23:31
She comes soon through the back. I'm talking to her.
23:33
I said, well, do you want to start with, you know, going into
23:35
the dungeon, we'll do some impact bondage, you know, start
23:38
off something light. And she says, no, no, I I just
23:41
want to consume. I'm like, didn't want to stop at
23:43
Chick-fil-A. You do some.
23:45
It's. What?
23:46
I'm some pecan tastes off. Little Whataburger maybe?
23:51
You got a little spice and a little peanut in there, so I'm.
23:53
Telling you, I'm telling you a whole meal.
23:55
There's something there that's a bland diet G.
24:01
Good for you and your weird bland crackers.
24:07
You're I'm eating wheat crackers and fucking chocolate.
24:12
But anyway, so I told him I was just like, I was just like,
24:15
yeah, honey, just go ahead and just lay down over here.
24:18
We got this nice little comfy towel.
24:20
I said you brought your, your little tray or whatever you want
24:23
to do it or No, no, just go ahead and just go, you know,
24:25
straight over me and I'll gulp it up.
24:28
Yeah, Liv, you should see the look on your face.
24:29
You're like. Wow, what the fuck?
24:32
You just shit in her mouth, yes? And I so I sat in my cute little
24:35
red chair and went poop poop. Poop in her mouth poop.
24:39
Poop, poop, poop you. Swirled ice cream out your butt?
24:44
Yes. Straight.
24:45
Into her mouth. Yes, it was one girl, 1 cup, 1
24:48
girl. One Cup, one no cup.
24:50
Yeah, OK. Yeah.
24:51
And that was it. And.
24:53
She compensate you real well. She did and I told her, I said
24:56
look, I said I can't look at you, 'cause you've got on your
24:59
face. That'd make me sick.
25:02
And she's like, I totally get it.
25:03
And she's still chomping away and so.
25:08
When's my first time doing this have this story?
25:14
So I'm like, there is the spigot there you can wash off because
25:18
it was a nice warm morning. And she's like, OK, it's been
25:22
great meeting you. And I'm like, OK, that was
25:25
special. And then I thought, and the
25:28
battaglist, he's like, really? He was speechless.
25:31
Like him and his nurse fucking eat this shit up.
25:33
They were laughing so hard. Yeah.
25:36
So then he starts working on my other foot.
25:38
Yeah. I said OK, look, I said I'm just
25:39
telling you. I said cross dressing.
25:42
They're awesome. They're easy.
25:44
They're easy people. You know, the impact guys, the
25:46
spanking, all that. It's totally normal.
25:48
It's totally cool. Stream bondage.
25:50
Yeah. Back bed.
25:51
Yeah. Do it impact?
25:53
Yeah. But you know what I think?
25:54
Yeah, I told him. I said, look, there's not many
25:57
Doms who will do what I do when it comes to defecation.
26:01
You know, a lot of women, they're, they're cool with with,
26:04
you know, the limit of golden showers, for example, that's
26:07
fine. They'll pee on somebody.
26:08
But when it comes to that, it's kind of like it's only been
26:12
Freya and myself. Freya will do it.
26:14
You know, you haven't met Freya. Freya's a badass.
26:16
She's great. But it's a hard limit for a lot
26:18
of people and it's hard to find. Well, my heart limit is what is
26:22
it where you're mean to people? Oh, really?
26:24
The degradation part? Yeah, it's hard for you to do
26:26
that. It really.
26:27
It is. It hurts your feelings.
26:29
You're so nice. I feel like I could I could
26:31
defecate on somebody. OK, well, you're going to be
26:34
given that. Opportunity, I'm sure.
26:36
Well, somebody already asked me to do it.
26:37
Whatever from fucked up Friday. Listen to you all brown shower
26:40
lovers right now, Liv said she's willing to try this now I don't.
26:44
Want to do it right in your mouth though?
26:46
Well, you can sit in the chair. First time I was.
26:48
Going to say you can sit in the little chair and then you know,
26:51
sometimes we have this this other past person that would
26:54
come to the dungeon and they would do it.
26:57
They would let us just do it in a Tupperware bowl and then he
26:59
would break out his plastic silverware.
27:01
We have to watch. Hell no.
27:03
OK cuz hell no, that'll be a hard limit.
27:05
Yeah, and we do it outside because, you know, once.
27:08
I smell, yeah. Once that's in the dungeon, you
27:10
just don't get rid of that phone you don't like.
27:13
The next dungeon I have, I'm gonna have fucking like a huge
27:16
bifold door so we can just open that bifold.
27:18
Door just do it on command. Well, I do it first thing in the
27:20
morning. That's why I said I can't do it,
27:22
you know, afternoon. Hold it.
27:23
Too long. It's not coming, No.
27:25
More. Well, you know, that's why you
27:27
plan it. You're just like, OK, I'm gonna
27:29
get up at this time, gonna have my coffee, gonna do my Miralax,
27:32
gonna prepare two hours down the road.
27:34
Boom, You know, we're gonna let it RIP, you know, So the
27:40
podiatrist, go back to the podiatrist.
27:42
So he's working on my second foot now, right?
27:44
Uh huh. And he's like, So, you know,
27:45
God, he's like, you know, my wife would probably be really
27:47
good at this because she's got like a really big mean streak in
27:50
her. She's part Mexican.
27:51
I said, so am I. And I said, well, you know, tell
27:54
her come my way if she ever wants to do it.
27:55
I said, you know, she can really beat the shit out of some people
27:57
that love it. And he's like, yeah, I just
27:59
don't know if she could shit on somebody.
28:00
But you know what? I think she could, baby.
28:04
I like that, he thought that. I mean, right, you know, I like
28:06
people who are supportive of their people.
28:07
I. Know, but you know, I don't know
28:09
if I've told you this story and I've said this story about on
28:12
the podcast a few times, but it's still a great fucking
28:14
story. This guy I told this to tell him
28:17
the doctor this the other day I'm like, look he was a military
28:19
contractor smart IT guy, very intelligent.
28:22
He would travel, right? He comes into town and he's
28:25
contracted for the military. He's doing stuff and you know,
28:29
he gets some time off and he'd call me and say, Hey, I want to
28:32
come over. You know, I either a full on
28:35
brown shower or I want to sit down, have it in my Tupperware
28:39
bowl. I said, hey, you know, it's
28:41
whatever, it's up to you. So one day he said, I want you
28:45
and someone else. I'm going to put the plastic
28:47
down. He brought everything, the
28:49
towels, the plastic, everything. We covered it.
28:52
We had to do it at the time and my old dungeon, we didn't have
28:54
another option but to do it inside, but we covered
28:57
everything and I said, OK, you know, we can contain it on that
29:01
that plastic sheet. So as we're doing this, I told
29:04
him, I said, you can't go in my house and take a shower.
29:07
And he's like, OK, I said yeah. I said now there's a stick it
29:10
outside, right outside the door, you know, you can wash off, you
29:14
know, blah, blah, blah. And he's like, oh, I'm gonna
29:16
wash my face and stuff, but I'm gonna keep it my hair.
29:19
I'm gonna keep some on me, OK? And I'm like.
29:22
OK. Uh, really?
29:24
I said you have to go back work to work today, right?
29:27
And he's like, yeah, it'll be OK.
29:28
And I'm thinking you're an IT guy.
29:30
You're not a plumber. You're not in a septic tank.
29:34
OK? He had pieces of bowels of
29:38
fucking stool in his hair and he went and left with it, right?
29:42
Uh huh. So about 20 minutes later, my
29:45
friend calls me and says, hey, did shit guy just leave there?
29:50
And I said yeah. She says I'm at the Circle K and
29:54
he is three people in front of me and he's got shit in his
29:57
hair. He said he didn't want to wash
30:01
it off. Ohk OK.
30:05
And he was keeping his little souvenir.
30:07
He was. Ohh God.
30:12
But you know, again, it's the level of the fetish and how far
30:15
people take it. And it's like, how far did he
30:18
fucking take? It I love when people are
30:20
hardcore about their fetish though.
30:21
Right. You got to respect that.
30:23
You really fucking do. Yeah.
30:25
You know, I was having this conversation with your boyfriend
30:28
and I said to him, I said, you know, there's so many people in
30:31
this lifestyle belong to a leather family or they'll be in
30:33
a Poly family. I said, but the leather family,
30:36
they'll have ceremonies where you get your new leather boots.
30:40
You know, you get certain things as you progress in this family
30:45
and this level of the BDSM realm and.
30:48
People. Just have no idea about it
30:50
because you don't hear about it because it is such kind of like
30:53
a gate keep kept gate keep. I mean gate.
30:56
Kept Community. Yeah, I mean, because people
30:59
think they're right is weird and they want to, you know, protect
31:01
themselves that. I mean, yeah, I'll keep it
31:03
secret too, but it's just hard to find your community because.
31:05
The secret Thank goodness for you know, fetish.com and Fetlife
31:10
and. Commerce, yes I know there
31:11
really is AI mean some people use it for not fetish reasons,
31:15
but yeah. Yeah, that's true.
31:18
OK, so have we wrapped this one up this time?
31:21
Yeah, this was a long episode. I mean, yeah, but we talked
31:24
about a lot, so we did. I'm glad that we got a whole lot
31:26
of that. Out Are you ready for your brown
31:28
shower? I don't know, you kind of scared
31:30
me at the end. Well, I'll think about it.
31:34
We'll see what the next person who wants it, what they look
31:36
like. They got to be cute.
31:37
Well, you know my cute little niece who you have not met yet,
31:40
but she, she's like 5 foot maybe, maybe 411.
31:44
She's little. And at the time she was probably
31:46
maybe 110 lbs and she met the poop guy and she's like, I'll do
31:51
it in a Tupperware bowl, but I'll have to do it behind the
31:54
screen. And so she went behind the
31:56
screen in the dungeon so he couldn't physically see her he
31:59
wanted. See it though?
32:01
He wanted to see it, but he was OK and he understood the fact
32:04
that, you know, she was, you know, 2223 years old.
32:07
He, he got it. You know, he knows that not
32:10
everybody could do this. So she went behind the screen
32:12
and lo and behold, what came out of her was this massive fucking
32:19
horse bowel movement. Poor thing.
32:20
She listens to the podcast. She's like, Oh my.
32:24
God, she listens to the podcast and I told her.
32:26
I said Oh my God, what the fuck do you eat?
32:29
I mean it was in a Tupperware. Way to meet her, I'm telling.
32:33
You It was in a Tupperware bowl that was probably 9 inches long
32:38
and her shit was about 12 inches long.
32:40
It was curled up out of the bowl and I had to walk with it and I
32:45
was like, I'm like, you know how fucking round this shit was?
32:50
It was this massive log and I said, what the fuck came out of
32:54
you? Like this girl does anal Well,
32:57
apparently, because that shit was a big massive fucking shit.
33:01
Oh, I do anal well. I bet you do.
33:06
You do because you're a freak. OK.
33:09
Thanks, Mia. Not because you have a big
33:11
asshole. Hey, you don't know.
33:13
I do not know about your asshole.
33:15
Yeah, God bless. Oh my God, okay.
33:20
All right. So soon.
33:21
Liv and I are going to be doing this on camera.
33:23
I don't know how this is going to go over.
33:24
Yeah, I think it'll be fun. You think?
33:26
So okay, we just. Have to get ourselves.
33:27
Together, we brush our hair. I know it's gonna We got to
33:34
brush our hair. We're kind of a mess right now.
33:36
Well, I mean, I put together because I.
33:37
Had a session earlier, but yeah, you look good.
33:39
You look good guys. She's got some black leather
33:42
boots on, black leather pants and a nice mesh see through
33:47
sweater. It's very pretty.
33:49
Your hair all black though. Thank you.
33:51
Like I just came from the beach, all beach wave.
33:53
I know I've got like. Beach wear on.
33:54
You do act kind of Beachy. Yeah, yeah.
33:57
Like it's summer when? It's yeah.
33:59
My husband likes more degrees. Outside.
34:00
Yeah, he likes these. Rompers.
34:02
It's kind of funny. He likes me rompers.
34:04
Cute. Yeah.
34:05
I don't feel very dominatrixy in them, but it's it's cool.
34:08
Well, when we start. We'll look a little bit more
34:10
dominatrix. Yeah.
34:11
Dominatrixes. I can't even say it.
34:16
That's also Jesus. OK, exactly.
34:21
All right, kids. Well, until then, this concludes
34:24
another episode of Pull Me Mistress.