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I love toast too, but... oh my. · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: I do.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm fairly certain I gave a girl. I went
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  Speaker 2: on a date with the ick. Basically we went out
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  Speaker 2: to dinner, and I unfortunately suffered from chronic nose leaves.
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  Speaker 2: So I just thought something must have been happening that night.
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  Speaker 2: I guess because I kept getting them, and by the
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  Speaker 2: third one, you're just had to call it off.
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  Speaker 3: Date sad and also I feel her because like you're
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  Speaker 3: in tripping blood.
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  Speaker 1: At the date.
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  Speaker 2: No, I definitely understand why.
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  Speaker 4: What a bummer though, because you can't control it. Does
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  Speaker 4: anything in particular bring it on? Were you stressed out
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  Speaker 4: or what?
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  Speaker 1: What usually causes like he's in the bathroom right, normally just.
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  Speaker 2: Just a certain certain barometric pressure. I don't know, man,
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  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So I thought we were gonna get calls from
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  Speaker 5: people that were saying, you know, this person did something
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  Speaker 5: and icked me out. You're you're the person. You can
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  Speaker 5: admit you're the ick, like you're I mean, right, So
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  Speaker 5: you're on a date, you get a chronic nosebleed and
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  Speaker 5: and she now ghosts you. It's kind of sad because
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  Speaker 5: you think I would think that there's a medical answer
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  Speaker 5: to that, like.
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  Speaker 3: More zinc or something. Or iron or what is blood?
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  Speaker 5: There must be there must be something that you could
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  Speaker 5: take for that.
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  Speaker 3: I have to right or I mean or is that
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  Speaker 3: something you have a disease? It's something diase? Right?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you know, like there's a condition, right, anemia
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  Speaker 5: or something like something like that, because I know people
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  Speaker 5: that get nosebleeds a lot, but I don't know if
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  Speaker 5: it's chronic or it could be the air the outerge
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  Speaker 5: is near, you get a dry nose, you know, maybe
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  Speaker 5: african can help you. No spray. They say it's addicting,
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  Speaker 5: but I've been doing it every day for ten years.
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  Speaker 5: I'm all right, Braden, Well thanks for sharing that.
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  Speaker 3: Ack. Thank you? All right, poor guy, Hayley, you have
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  Speaker 3: a dating take a first date?
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  Speaker 7: I sure do. This was crazy. So I talked to
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  Speaker 7: this guy on an online dating app. We met for
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  Speaker 7: the first time at just middle of the day lunch,
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  Speaker 7: totally cool, and a few minutes into the conversation after
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  Speaker 7: he got to know me a little bit, he looks
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  Speaker 7: me straight dead in the eyes and both you would
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  Speaker 7: be abducted, And of course I was like, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 7: what And come to find out that he was a
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  Speaker 7: doomsday prepper and because he found out that I had
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  Speaker 7: skill by being in the medical profession and a veteran.
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  Speaker 7: He went off about how my skills would get me
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  Speaker 7: abducted because everybody would want to keep me as part
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  Speaker 7: of their like post apocalyptic.
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  Speaker 3: Right away.
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  Speaker 4: For a guy like that, that is a compliment. Probably,
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  Speaker 4: Oh you get abduck, you get stolen into her.
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  Speaker 8: It's definitely an oh for sure, Like are you trying
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  Speaker 8: to abduct me?
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  Speaker 9: So cool, that's what I thought.
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  Speaker 7: I was like, I'm nervous.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, he's making a list of people he's
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  Speaker 4: going to take.
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  Speaker 3: So how did it end? Did he walk you to
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  Speaker 3: your car to your house in the dark?
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  Speaker 7: No, Luckily it was the middle of the day and
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  Speaker 7: I was trying to get out of there. He kept
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  Speaker 7: ordering cups of coffee, y'all.
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  Speaker 3: It went forever.
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  Speaker 10: There.
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  Speaker 7: But I never looked back, never called him again. I
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  Speaker 7: don't think he knows where I live.
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  Speaker 3: Good. Thanks Haley, thanks for sharing that with us. Thank you, Carly.
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  Speaker 3: You've got a dating story.
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  Speaker 11: Yes they do.
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  Speaker 3: What happened?
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  Speaker 11: Oh, okay, so this was probably about five or six
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  Speaker 11: years ago. But I went on a date, met somebody
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  Speaker 11: for the first time off of a dating app and
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  Speaker 11: The conversation was just pretty bizarre, and somehow he got
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  Speaker 11: on the topic of what he eats, and he told
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  Speaker 11: me he's a pretty picky eater, and then every day
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  Speaker 11: at work for lunch, eats toast for lunch, which I
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  Speaker 11: thought was kind of bizarre, but he went on to
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  Speaker 11: tell me that his job is very stressful and the
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  Speaker 11: toast is comforting to him, and that for the last
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  Speaker 11: five or six years he's been eating toast for lunch,
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  Speaker 11: and that for the last year or so he'd been
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  Speaker 11: putting salad dressing on his toast. So I asked him,
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  Speaker 11: you know, why are you using salad dressing and he said, well,
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  Speaker 11: one day I ran out of butter, and I decided
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  Speaker 11: I liked it, and I asked him if he ever
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  Speaker 11: switches it up, and he told me that he basically
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  Speaker 11: switches out the bread sometimes and then sometimes he uses
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  Speaker 11: creamy Italian and sometimes it's creamy Caesar. So it just
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  Speaker 11: was really weird, and I mean, he talked about it
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  Speaker 11: for so long that I actually ended up recording it
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  Speaker 11: on my voice app and I actually looked at it
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  Speaker 11: yesterday and I was like, oh my gosh, it was
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  Speaker 11: just the conversation kept continuing it's really weird.
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  Speaker 3: Clear, like, how can we have that voice? AUP? Can
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  Speaker 3: we play it?
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  Speaker 11: I probably, but I don't know how to do it.
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  Speaker 11: I'm on the phone with you. I can send it
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  Speaker 11: to you probably and you're in box or something.
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  Speaker 3: They'd be funny, is it crystal clear? Like you hear
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  Speaker 3: him saying, well, you know, let's just like toast.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, And actually, I mean I was kind of leading
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  Speaker 11: the questions because I went on for so long that
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  Speaker 11: I exactly went on for so long that I, you know,
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  Speaker 11: was like, Okay, tell me again, how did this happen?
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  Speaker 11: And he was just like, oh, you know, And then
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  Speaker 11: he just said I get so stressed out and Mike
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  Speaker 11: needs toast and he referred to himself in the third person.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 11: So yeah, So yeah, I just don't know how to
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  Speaker 11: get it off my phone. So I'm not that logical,
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  Speaker 11: but I.
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  Speaker 4: Kind of can't. Now as you kind of roll it out.
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  Speaker 4: If you're doing like Caesar on toast, wouldn't it taste
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  Speaker 4: a little like a creuton from a Caesar salad. I'm
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  Speaker 4: not totally.
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  Speaker 11: Against would no. I mean I wouldn't either. It's just
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  Speaker 11: the fact that he eats it every day. And he
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  Speaker 11: told me he eats it about five or six times
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  Speaker 11: during the work day, so and it helps with his
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  Speaker 11: anxiety for some reason. So, but you know, I'm I'm
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  Speaker 11: a speech pathologist. So I was kind of trying to
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  Speaker 11: like get to the bottom of what was going on
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  Speaker 11: with him. And at one point he knew that I
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  Speaker 11: was a speech pathologist, but he told me that he
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  Speaker 11: didn't understand why I needed an advanced degree, that you know,
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  Speaker 11: anybody could do speech pathology. So I kind of felt
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  Speaker 11: like I was talking to one of my students the
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  Speaker 11: whole time. It was just strange.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I have an idea. Okay, I have an idea.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, what if we hang up with you, you send
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  Speaker 5: us the audio and then we'll call you.
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  Speaker 3: Back, okay and play it.
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  Speaker 11: Oh gosh, Okay, let's just hopefully work.
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  Speaker 5: If it doesn't work out, we won't. If we can't
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  Speaker 5: get it, we can't figure out behind the scenes, then
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  Speaker 5: we'll just let it go. But if it does, we
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  Speaker 5: will call you back immediately. So everyone listening right out,
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  Speaker 5: can hear him talk about toast.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, Okay, sounds good. Okay, hang on real quick, you guys.
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  Speaker 11: So should I just try to send it to your Instagram.
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  Speaker 5: No, hold on right now, but we'll give you a
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  Speaker 5: private number. Hold on for one second, Carly. Okay, and
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  Speaker 5: by the way, I thought a good mic drop for
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  Speaker 5: you after your date you get up. You know what
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  Speaker 5: this relationship is? Toast and then you walk out?
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  Speaker 11: Yes, right, well, and also his name is Mike, so
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  Speaker 11: Mike drop my.
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  Speaker 1: Drop damn yeah, Toast.
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  Speaker 5: All right, Carl, hold on, hold on, he's got to
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  Speaker 5: hear this voicema. Hold on, hold on. We'll get into
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  Speaker 5: it next. It's John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 3: Good news.
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  Speaker 5: Carly sent us the audio. Carly, we got the audio.
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  Speaker 5: It worked, ok. But here's the thing. No one's heard
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  Speaker 5: it yet, even Nick. You send it to Nick. Nick
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  Speaker 5: put it right up. So we're about to play so
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  Speaker 5: quick recaps Carly's inch when she went on a first
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  Speaker 5: date with the guy and the holly did was talking
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  Speaker 5: about Toast and then she took the phone and hit
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  Speaker 5: voice notes and this, and you could you couldn't believe it.
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  Speaker 3: Right then you started leading him down the path talking
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  Speaker 3: about Toast.
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  Speaker 11: Right, yes, exactly, I'm of you can kind of hear
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  Speaker 11: me laughing, and I feel.
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  Speaker 3: Bad, but laugh Actually, Okay, let's here we go here we.
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  Speaker 12: Go today on that tail mix, and then what else
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  Speaker 12: do you snap on besides they okay and toast? And
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  Speaker 12: how many times to day with the toast?
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  Speaker 13: So it'll be like a kind of stressed out I've got.
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  Speaker 7: Job, okay, but I kind of like it okay.
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  Speaker 14: So it was stress.
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  Speaker 12: Toast.
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  Speaker 3: That is so funny.
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  Speaker 8: That's another quote for a T shirt, carlievable.
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  Speaker 5: Good.
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  Speaker 7: I was telling Dylan that it's I.
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  Speaker 11: Mean, I was in the dating world for a long time.
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  Speaker 11: Thank god, I'm no longer. That was just a mild
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  Speaker 11: I've had so many other experiences too.
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  Speaker 4: When you say no longer in the dating world, you
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  Speaker 4: own somebody or you just gave up.
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  Speaker 11: I did no, No, I did not give up. I
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  Speaker 11: actually found someone. I'm engaged. We've engaged for a couple
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  Speaker 11: of years. And yeah, I mean Mike was in my
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  Speaker 11: rear view mirror for like seven years.
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  Speaker 3: Already. Good, I'm glad that's old, real que. So what's
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  Speaker 3: the worst ache you said you have? Bad?
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  Speaker 14: What?
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  Speaker 3: What's a really bad ache you had?
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  Speaker 15: Oh?
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  Speaker 11: I don't know if it's suitable for radio so we
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  Speaker 11: could believe it. Let me just put it this way
• 9:26
  Speaker 11: that I had to google out of terms when I
• 9:28
  Speaker 11: was getting messages from people things I had never heard
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  Speaker 11: of before. I did get a lot of people that
• 9:35
  Speaker 11: were into there was somebody into Christian domestic discipline. I
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  Speaker 11: don't know if you've ever heard of that.
• 9:41
  Speaker 3: Open we need we need to go to cover that.
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  Speaker 11: Well, I finally said these people as one person, I said,
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  Speaker 11: I don't understand, like, there's nothing in my profile that
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  Speaker 11: indicates this is what I want. So what is it
• 9:55
  Speaker 11: about me that made you choose me? And he said, well,
• 9:58
  Speaker 11: you're really tiny and I could put you over my
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  Speaker 11: knee and thank you.
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  Speaker 3: So wow.
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  Speaker 10: I literally just and the first thing says it's when
• 10:06
  Speaker 10: the husband spanked their wives.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. You didn't follow up with that.
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  Speaker 11: Absolutely, oh no, And I asked him about it. He
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  Speaker 11: said that he was in another relationship and his wife
• 10:16
  Speaker 11: ex wife used to make goals for herself. So for example,
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  Speaker 11: she had a goal for going to the gym, you know,
• 10:21
  Speaker 11: four or five times a week, and if she didn't
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  Speaker 11: meet the goal, then he would put her over his
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  Speaker 11: knee and let her choose like what she wanted to
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  Speaker 11: be disciplined with. And I was like, I'm.
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  Speaker 16: Out, Yeah, Wow.
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  Speaker 11: There are Pinterest pages.
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  Speaker 3: No way, Wow, there are Kyle didn't get a resolution.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Rich better, you're getting all my lap, all right,
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 11: I mean, I do it for a living, so it'd
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  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, you're really communicator. Thank you. Thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 11: You're welcome. I love you guys, and I've been listening
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  Speaker 11: to you since the beginning, so thanks for having me on.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 17: we're just sitting here drinking a.
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  Speaker 15: Announcer Guy sounds like Kyle's husband, and I paused it
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  Speaker 11: Love you guys?
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  Speaker 1: Bye?
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  Speaker 3: Okay? Is that your husband?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 16: And I'm sure he wishes it was, because that would
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  Speaker 3: Judy Chrunshade and Rich.
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  Speaker 5: All right, see I love that. Thank you for listening,
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  Speaker 5: you little drunk people in New Mexico.
• 12:43
  Speaker 11: Hey guys, what's up?
• 12:45
  Speaker 17: I'm always hearing about Rich and this bag of Chip story,
• 12:49
  Speaker 17: and I would like what is the full backstory behind that?
• 12:52
  Speaker 17: I would love to know how this all started in
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  Speaker 17: what's going on in this half? All right?
• 12:56
  Speaker 11: Thanks?
• 12:57
  Speaker 8: The Chip story has lore.
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  Speaker 4: People were on the show.
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  Speaker 3: Here's part of the Chip story. You know.
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  Speaker 4: I met Gladys Night when I worked in Dallas.
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  Speaker 13: I work for a station that did these concerts, and
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  Speaker 13: she was doing like a little show for the radio station.
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  Speaker 4: They were all hanging out in rehearsals and she walks
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  Speaker 4: up to me. She say, I'm supposed to go up
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  Speaker 4: and rehearse, but I ain't had one chip.
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  Speaker 13: Give me a chip, give me a bag of chip.
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  Speaker 13: So one all right, I'll go get your bag of chip.
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  Speaker 13: So I go get her a bag of chips. Nothing said.
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  Speaker 13: She does the concert. She thanks me during the show
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  Speaker 13: for a bag of chip. She's like, because this man,
• 13:35
  Speaker 13: I got a bag of chip. That's why I'm sicking tonight.
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  Speaker 13: So she was very cool.
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: I like her a lot.
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  Speaker 4: She's a cool lady.
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  Speaker 5: So a couple of people over the years have said
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  Speaker 5: in their own versions of.
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  Speaker 15: That, you know, I met Gladys Night when I worked
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  Speaker 15: in Dallas. I worked for a station that did these concerts,
• 13:50
  Speaker 15: and she was doing a little show for the radio station.
• 13:55
  Speaker 15: They were all just hanging out in rehearsals and she
• 13:57
  Speaker 15: walks up to me and she's like, I'm supposed to
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  Speaker 15: go up and rehearse, but I had one chip, Get
• 14:03
  Speaker 15: me a chip, get me a bag of chips. So
• 14:06
  Speaker 15: I'm like, all right, I'll go get you a bag
• 14:09
  Speaker 15: of chicks. So I go get her a bag of chips,
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  Speaker 15: nothing said. She does the concert. She thanks me during
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  Speaker 15: the show for a back of chips. She's like, because
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  Speaker 15: of this man, I got a bag of chips. That's
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  Speaker 15: what's so good at night. So she was very cool.
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: Nice. Did I just wake up in hell?
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  Speaker 14: You know?
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: I met Gladys night when I worked in Dallas.
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  Speaker 18: I worked for a station that did these concerts, and
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  Speaker 18: she was doing a like like a little show for
• 14:35
  Speaker 18: the radio station.
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: They were all hanging out rehearsals, and she walks up
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  Speaker 3: to me and she's like, I.
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  Speaker 18: Was supposed to go up and rehearse, but I ain't.
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  Speaker 4: Had one chip.
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  Speaker 18: Get me a chip, Give me a bag of chip.
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  Speaker 18: So I'm like, all right, I'll get you back of chicks. Oh,
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  Speaker 18: I go go get her back of chips. This is
• 14:49
  Speaker 18: nothing said. She does the concert. She thanks me during
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  Speaker 18: the show for a bag of chip. She's like, because
• 14:54
  Speaker 18: this man, I got a bag of chips. So that's
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  Speaker 18: wants singing to night. This it's very cool.
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  Speaker 3: I like her a lot. She's a cool lady.
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: I don't remember when that story was, but you were
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: telling me the story, and I remember looking at you.
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: I don't remember one point, but I was just like,
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: you know, could I be an email? I'm looking at
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: you going, you know, Rich, I'm really enjoying your podcast
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: right now.
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: Honest. I still think it's a good story because if
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: it weren't for me, Gladys Knight would not be singing
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: that time. So I think she's cool.
• 15:24
  Speaker 10: I've got a story about the craziest reasons why some
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  Speaker 10: money called No One one.
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  Speaker 11: It's not me, but it's.
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: My mother in law.
• 15:31
  Speaker 11: My mother in law is seventy.
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  Speaker 14: Eight and she has Facebook.
• 15:36
  Speaker 16: She was looking at her Facebook and she saw somebody's page.
• 15:40
  Speaker 17: They were in their profile.
• 15:41
  Speaker 9: Pictures they were holding a bunch of money.
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  Speaker 12: It also said that they were.
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  Speaker 10: Baylor own Facebook.
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  Speaker 16: None one one comes out there and she explains why
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  Speaker 16: she called on one.
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  Speaker 7: One and they tell her, well, lighty, if you.
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  Speaker 14: Call on one one again, we're gonna put.
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  Speaker 5: You in jail.
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  Speaker 17: Of course we're just describing Kyle and Peyton, your four
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  Speaker 5: You you're doing a term paper in high school or college,
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  Speaker 5: and you have to reference where you get your information from.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like a lot of that is important in storytelling.
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  Speaker 5: Sometimes when we're on the radio, you should have to
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  Speaker 5: tight your source. Yeah, so, and you got also if
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  Speaker 5: you're just jumping in, you got to know what the
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  Speaker 5: story is. So like there's a there's a kind of
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  Speaker 5: a complaint or requestus. Can someone please make a compilation
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  Speaker 5: of John Jay saying so I was at the Final four.
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  Speaker 3: So you guys know I was at the Final four.
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  Speaker 5: When I was at the Final four, like, I'm doing
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  Speaker 5: that to tell you that's why I was in Indianapolis.
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  Speaker 5: I'm about to tell you a story about a reason.
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  Speaker 5: That's why I say that. I'm not doing that to brag,
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: Just like I said I wasn't bragging when I told
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  Speaker 5: you the kN Kon story.
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  Speaker 3: It's not because I was in Cankun.
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  Speaker 5: It's because I'm walking in this mall in can Kun,
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  Speaker 5: which is random, and I'm sure the music that that's
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  Speaker 5: probably a number one hit song in can Coon Right.
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  Speaker 4: Now, Handsome, you're painting the picture.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's kind of what I'm doing now. I am
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  Speaker 5: very excited about what I'm about to do for you
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  Speaker 5: guys right now. I am very excited. Okay, So I please, rich,
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: can I have my computer up?
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Do you guys know who Ella Langley is?
• 17:44
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: My gosh what? My husband is one of the Ella's fellas.
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 3: He literally wears the T shirt and everything.
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  Speaker 16: There's a T shirt and I'm like, okay, so you're
• 17:57
  Speaker 16: Ellis Fella today.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: So she got a song called Choosing Texas that's blown up.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and you know about the misheard lyrics, so
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: it sounds like there's a lyric in there. Let me
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: let me play a part of the song for you. Okay,
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: that's the song that's a hit song what she's getting
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: a lot of flak for. And she addressed it in
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: the news because sounds like she said I farted. Okay,
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: so now that so it sounds like I farted.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: Listen you hear it.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: I have worked very hard putting together other songs for
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: you that say I farted.
• 18:47
  Speaker 16: No, this is you need your family to go out
• 18:52
  Speaker 16: of town more often.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: This is this is fantastic.
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: This is my segment. So this song is and I'm
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: gonna start with some lesser known songs. But this is
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: Zac Brown Band.
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  Speaker 3: She got too close, so far.
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  Speaker 4: Got too close, so I farted. I heard that day
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  Speaker 4: right now.
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  Speaker 3: This is from the weekend. This is Heartless from the Weekend.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: This is Able saying he farted because I'm heartless. Don't funny,
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: I'm just hotest.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: He's fartless. He's heartless.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: She doesn't have any gas at all. He's heartless. Here's
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: Sean Mendez stitches shaky farting on some buddies.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: I heard it.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: I heard farting on.
• 19:39
  Speaker 16: My she was she was.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: She was far.
• 19:44
  Speaker 14: Shy.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: Here's Selena Gomez, good for you.
• 19:51
  Speaker 15: I'm a fourteen carriage.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: I'm fourteen carries.
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: Farting carrots, farting carrots. I mean it's a lot of
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: fight with an accent.
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  Speaker 8: Though, like I'm fourteen carrots.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: I'm a fourteen carrots.
• 20:06
  Speaker 15: I'm fourteen carries.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Here is Elton John and Dua Lipa. That was a
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: great song.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, parting on the captains.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: I bet you weren't expecting Destiny's Child to be on
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: this list.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Now, they said they farted in Independent Women. I will
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: hear that any other way.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: Now, I bet you didn't expect Beyonce's irreplaceable.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Have her talk about farting.
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: In the closet death fast up?
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: If I parted, please don't touch.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, Beyonce, we don't want to touch that. Okay
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: for distance, We're all right?
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: All righty Grandia one last time, which is on my workout,
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: my workout playlist.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: This is on my workout playlist. But she talks about party.
• 21:05
  Speaker 10: I was a lion and the first No, I should
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  Speaker 10: have done it.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: I have one more songs. It's a little bit of
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: a reach, but it works.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: Break Free, Okay, parted on your body, I came alive.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: Okay, what's up?
• 21:35
  Speaker 9: Yes, I just want to know what is in your
• 21:39
  Speaker 9: mind when you hear this stuff and you said, oh
• 21:41
  Speaker 9: my god, he's got on fardy. I'm gonna find twenty
• 21:43
  Speaker 9: five songs.
• 21:44
  Speaker 14: That's bad.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: That's exactly exactly. I've been working on it for two days.
• 21:51
  Speaker 14: I'm freaking love it.
• 21:53
  Speaker 9: I love it. You are too much.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: Thanks today, have a great day. You're the best one.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: But bye, what's up, Rebecca?
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: You're on the air.
• 22:01
  Speaker 9: I need this full I farted segment like a permanent
• 22:05
  Speaker 9: post on your social media live there forever, because it
• 22:09
  Speaker 9: is one of the funniest things I've ever heard in
• 22:11
  Speaker 9: my life, like permanent spot.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Please sure, we have to pin it.
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: I want to interview any of these artists now, would
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: tell them what about when you wrote football farting?
• 22:23
  Speaker 16: Do you want to address that.
• 22:30
  Speaker 14: Is a new thing that we haven't heard.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, carrots, Thanks Rebecca, I have a great day.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: Not Betty Blanco's fever gross, but farting carrots.
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: That's gross if you missed it. When you're talking about
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: farting carrots here, it is genius.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: Good morning, Denise, what's happening.
• 22:54
  Speaker 10: I just want to thank you for not making me
• 22:57
  Speaker 10: so crazy because I've heard majority of the songs that
• 23:00
  Speaker 10: you've put on here. I've heard the farted, and my
• 23:03
  Speaker 10: husband looks at me like I'm crazy, and I'm like,
• 23:06
  Speaker 10: you don't hear it, Like I will point out when
• 23:08
  Speaker 10: it sounds like something else, and he doesn't hear until
• 23:11
  Speaker 10: I say it, and then he can't unhear it.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: So like what song you talk about specifically, like all of.
• 23:16
  Speaker 9: The Ariana Grande ones, I've always pointed those ones the
• 23:21
  Speaker 9: Beyonce one.
• 23:22
  Speaker 10: I heard that one too.
• 23:24
  Speaker 9: There's like a couple of them, and he just looks
• 23:27
  Speaker 9: at me like, really you you hear fart everywhere And
• 23:30
  Speaker 9: I'm like, I guess they need to pronounciate better.
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, then you pronunciate here, here is a here's a gande.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: I don't even know what she's really saying.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: That's Beyonce one.
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: Claus. Yes, that sounds so much like she wrote that
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: if I farted, please don't tell you.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: I don't have a problem with that.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you loudly.
• 24:01
  Speaker 9: It sounds like she's pronunciating very clearly for us.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: To hear that very much.
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: So.
• 24:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and then I do this in real life too,
• 24:08
  Speaker 9: Like he'll look at me and say something and then
• 24:11
  Speaker 9: I'm like did you say this? And he's like, how
• 24:12
  Speaker 9: the hell did you even hear that? And I'm like,
• 24:14
  Speaker 9: I don't know. My brain is just I think me
• 24:16
  Speaker 9: and jeh Jay's brain worked the same, because I hear
• 24:18
  Speaker 9: something and then I'm like, is this what you said?
• 24:20
  Speaker 9: And it's something like completely different.
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: You and I both pronounciate different things. Have a great day, Denise,
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: thank you for listening, puss Up, thanks.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: For holding Hey.
• 24:37
  Speaker 14: Yeah, no foul, thank you. I got a I got
• 24:39
  Speaker 14: a question for you guys. So I got this neighbor
• 24:43
  Speaker 14: moved in like a year ago. I work from home.
• 24:46
  Speaker 14: She goes into an office and you know, when she
• 24:49
  Speaker 14: we got talking or whatever, you know, the neighborhood thing.
• 24:53
  Speaker 14: And recently, about six months ago, she asked me like, hey,
• 24:56
  Speaker 14: I'm starting to get Amazon packages. I'm not at home,
• 24:59
  Speaker 14: like I know you're home. Would you mind grabbing them
• 25:01
  Speaker 14: and then bringing them inside and I'll come pick them
• 25:03
  Speaker 14: up later. And at first I was like, yeah, no problem,
• 25:06
  Speaker 14: that sounds good. And when it first started, it was
• 25:09
  Speaker 14: like maybe one or two packages a week, but now
• 25:11
  Speaker 14: it seems like it's like every other day. And I
• 25:14
  Speaker 14: don't know what she's ordering, but these are massive Amazon
• 25:17
  Speaker 14: boxes that I have to keep picking up and dragging
• 25:19
  Speaker 14: it in. And now I feel like I work for
• 25:21
  Speaker 14: Amazon because these things are massive. And I don't know
• 25:24
  Speaker 14: how to tell her, like, hey, I don't want to
• 25:26
  Speaker 14: do this anymore. I don't know how to tell her
• 25:28
  Speaker 14: to chill out, like I don't want to sound like
• 25:30
  Speaker 14: a bad neighbor cause any issues between us, but like
• 25:33
  Speaker 14: this is I feel like I'm being taken advantage of
• 25:35
  Speaker 14: at this point.
• 25:36
  Speaker 16: Yeah, you kind of are a little bit, I think because.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: Your neighbor are like an old, fragile lady.
• 25:42
  Speaker 14: No, not at all, Like she's she's middle a. I
• 25:44
  Speaker 14: mean she's like forty. I don't really know how old
• 25:46
  Speaker 14: she is. I want to assume that she's like closer
• 25:48
  Speaker 14: to forty than she is anything else. But they know
• 25:51
  Speaker 14: she goes for runs. She seems fit enough, like nothing
• 25:53
  Speaker 14: that would prevent her from being able to carry her
• 25:55
  Speaker 14: own Okay, so.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: You're carrying you're carrying the packages into her house or
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: you take that into your house until she gets home.
• 26:01
  Speaker 14: I take them into my house because she didn't give
• 26:03
  Speaker 14: me a like, I don't have a key to her house.
• 26:05
  Speaker 14: I don't want to keep her out. Like that's not much.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: Okay, but they're not being are they being delivered to
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: your house?
• 26:10
  Speaker 14: No? I have to go to her place and pick
• 26:13
  Speaker 14: up a packages, bring them into my place, and then
• 26:15
  Speaker 14: she comes over later to grab them, and then yeah,
• 26:17
  Speaker 14: that's terrible helping her move them into her place.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Does she want does she want a little piece of cow?
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Is that what she's hoping for? A little little cow?
• 26:25
  Speaker 10: Zone?
• 26:26
  Speaker 17: Uh?
• 26:28
  Speaker 14: The weirdest way to flirt.
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: With me if that's probably she's probably like he just
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: doesn't get it, especially if she's what you should.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Looks been ordering so many packaging.
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: All this largerie and he not wants is asking if
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: I want to try it on.
• 26:42
  Speaker 14: I mean, if that's the case, maybe I should ask
• 26:46
  Speaker 14: her out.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: Then Yeah, are you single and she's single? And is
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: she's single?
• 26:55
  Speaker 14: You know? The thing is that I I don't know.
• 26:58
  Speaker 14: That's that's another issue I have too, where it's like
• 27:00
  Speaker 14: I'm not very close to my neighbors in that way,
• 27:03
  Speaker 14: Like I I don't know. I like being friendly with
• 27:05
  Speaker 14: my neighbor, but I only being overly friends with my neighbor.
• 27:08
  Speaker 16: It's perfect you ask her out, and if she is
• 27:11
  Speaker 16: with someone, she will not want you to get her
• 27:13
  Speaker 16: packages anymore. I feel like she'll know it's sending the
• 27:16
  Speaker 16: wrong signal. Yeah, if she is single, then you get
• 27:18
  Speaker 16: a date and then maybe fall in love, and then
• 27:21
  Speaker 16: you move in together, and then at least you're getting
• 27:22
  Speaker 16: the packages from your own house.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: Right there, your packages now too.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: You do as we suggest too, dude.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: It is just don't pick them up for a while
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: and see what happens, and then she's gonna.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: Like if if if.
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: They're there for a day, like she's home, right, she's
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: just's or she's at work or wherever, and the packages
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: get delivered, she wants you to take them to your house,
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: So Jess, don't do it for a day or two.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: And as the packages build up, maybe one will get
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: stolen and you could be like, I'm so sorry, I
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: was busy.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: I didn't have time to get the packages in. Or
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: is she gonna come up to go? Remember I actually
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: have been these packages in. Are you not going to
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: do that for like?
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: I can see her getting the hint once you didn't
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: do it, you know what I mean?
• 27:55
  Speaker 14: Yeah, that's actually a good point too. I just I
• 27:56
  Speaker 14: don't know. I don't want to sound like a bad
• 27:58
  Speaker 14: neighbor come across.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Like me or anything.
• 28:00
  Speaker 14: That's kind of the issue I have.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: I kind of like the piece of cow zone rub
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: oh you think she wants you think you think it's romantic.
• 28:09
  Speaker 8: It couldn't be.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: What a great love story.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: She's like, I don't get it. He comes over all
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: the time, and I gotta go order you.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: I don't know what else told her on Amazon? I've
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: ordered everything.
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: What if you wear when she comes over to get
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: their packages? If she wear a nice little shoot sexy out.
• 28:26
  Speaker 14: I don't know. All my friends tell me I'm oblivious,
• 28:28
  Speaker 14: So she could she could be wearing low cup tops
• 28:31
  Speaker 14: and I probably wouldn't even notice to be on it.
• 28:32
  Speaker 14: I'm oblivious to when girls hit on me, like most
• 28:36
  Speaker 14: guys are. So she is hitting on me or wearing
• 28:38
  Speaker 14: anything that would suggest anything, it is completely going over
• 28:41
  Speaker 14: my head. I'm just getting annoyed with the package system. Now,
• 28:43
  Speaker 14: you guys make me think I need to look at
• 28:45
  Speaker 14: this whole situation different.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: Maybe all right, well it's a good problem to have, bro.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Thank you all right, Bye bye.