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The Twot Seat: WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Two teas in a pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Jedge.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of the Twatz Seat
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  Speaker 2: with the two Twats, Teddy and Camra, and we're bringing
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  Speaker 2: in additional Twatz.
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  Speaker 3: The Twats the two biggest twats I've ever well, I
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  Speaker 3: haven't met him yet.
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  Speaker 2: I've met them once. Ben and Ronnie from Watch What
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  Speaker 2: Crappens are coming on the pod today. We're gonna do
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: a pod swap. We're gonna start with the twat Seat
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  Speaker 2: and then we're gonna go over to their pod. But
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  Speaker 2: I mean, should we be worried because I'm yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: sure they have some issues with us.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Now, did they used to have like down in Hollywood,
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  Speaker 3: like they would do live shows.
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  Speaker 2: Back in the day.
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  Speaker 3: They may have, because I think I might have gone
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  Speaker 3: to one. Yeah, I'm talking ten years ago.
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  Speaker 2: They do an award show.
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  Speaker 3: I think, Oh, well, I want to just dive right
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  Speaker 3: into the crappies.
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  Speaker 2: The crappies, which, by the way, we've never been nominated
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  Speaker 2: for a crappy food. Maybe that's a good thing. Let's
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  Speaker 2: bring them in.
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  Speaker 4: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: HELLOAI, Look how cute you guys are? I was just
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  Speaker 3: asking Teddy don't you guys have I don't know if
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  Speaker 3: you still do. But did you have a show that
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  Speaker 3: you did down in Hollywood, like a live show?
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we told them a lot we do.
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  Speaker 3: To one like ten years ago or something.
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  Speaker 5: No, we would have known. Really, yeah, I was brand new.
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  Speaker 3: They're gonna maybe no, No, I've been around sixteen years.
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  Speaker 2: Before we get into any of our Bravo hot takes,
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  Speaker 2: we would like we have a special request. We need
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  Speaker 2: you both to do an impression of us.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, I am Teddy, Hi, I'm Teddy, I'm Teddy. It
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  Speaker 6: was our favorite of all time. We still do it
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  Speaker 6: every time you come on the screen.
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  Speaker 5: And Tamra, you used to be more like thick such
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  Speaker 5: a bet bet, but people complained that it sounded too
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  Speaker 5: much like Cartman.
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  Speaker 4: Bets.
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  Speaker 5: So now I just scream like Cartman the entire time.
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  Speaker 5: I love it.
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  Speaker 4: And then my impersonation of you is just me impersonating Rannie,
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  Speaker 4: impersonating you. So mine's just fully deranged. I'm like, but
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  Speaker 4: I'm just trying to do Ronnie.
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  Speaker 3: Really okay, mellow. This season so far, what.
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  Speaker 5: You haven't screamed that you haven't screamed at anybody?
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  Speaker 3: Ide alcoholic just once and then you get a bad
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  Speaker 3: rap on.
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  Speaker 6: Math.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't lost my ship yet.
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  Speaker 4: You haven't gone running out of a restaurant yet, so
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  Speaker 4: you're doing pretty much and I try not to do that.
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  Speaker 3: I try to face my fear.
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  Speaker 2: Right, no bushes cham.
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  Speaker 4: Come on now. I I feel like that's like your
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  Speaker 4: signature thing. Like they will be able to air that
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  Speaker 4: clip of you running out of the restaurant in Bali
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  Speaker 4: whenever they can. You can be like, oh wait, there's
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  Speaker 4: a sale. They'll like remember in twenty twelve and it'll
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  Speaker 4: just show you running out a restaurant. Do you ever
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  Speaker 4: think to yourself like this would probably be a good
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  Speaker 4: moment to run out, Like this will be good right
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  Speaker 4: now for the show, or is it just like truly
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  Speaker 4: something to take out.
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  Speaker 3: I don't really think like that. I'm not really I'm
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  Speaker 3: not like, you know, some people are super calculated and
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  Speaker 3: this is going to be great, and I think about
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  Speaker 3: what I'm going to do before. I'm really not that person.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have the brain power to do that.
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  Speaker 5: Think of an advance.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, your favorite housewife to impersonate.
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  Speaker 4: Favorite house I personally love impersonating and Ramona Singer, you
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  Speaker 4: know I'm from New York originally, so anytime I can
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  Speaker 4: sort of like attempt a New York accent, like a
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  Speaker 4: proper New York accent, it's fun for me. But you
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  Speaker 4: know what, I love doing Ramona Singer. Okay, She's just
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  Speaker 4: very fun for me to do, even though she's not
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  Speaker 4: even on TV anymore. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but
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  Speaker 4: that day Lass, say.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see that a red solo cup one she
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  Speaker 2: just did where she's in the back of the and
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  Speaker 2: she's like what, She's so good.
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  Speaker 3: There's like certain housewives that have that voice. Teresa's another one.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like she's got like a like can you
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  Speaker 3: do Teresa.
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  Speaker 5: Went my love bubble? You want a pizza?
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  Speaker 2: My love bubble?
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  Speaker 6: Teresa is getting more and more terrifying with Louie. Are
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  Speaker 6: you guys worried for her and Louie? I mean, what
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  Speaker 6: do you do as friends like you guys are actual housewives.
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  Speaker 6: Don't you feel the need to, like, don't you feel
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  Speaker 6: responsibility to drive over there and get her in your
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  Speaker 6: car and be like get away, get away.
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  Speaker 2: To play the fifth on that one?
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  Speaker 4: Well?
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  Speaker 2: I think you know as as I don't like those
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  Speaker 2: boughts of attack women for what. We all make bad
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  Speaker 2: decisions when it comes to choosing our partners. This one
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  Speaker 2: is just more frightening than others.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, listen, I've learned my lesson, well kind of learn
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  Speaker 3: my lesson, you know, trying to warn Vicky about Brooks,
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  Speaker 3: and it just kind of backfired in my face. Like
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  Speaker 3: I wish them all the happiness in the world, world,
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  Speaker 3: Teresa and Louis, and I'm sure we'll see it all
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  Speaker 3: play out.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I have to say, camera, you know, backfired in
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  Speaker 6: your face in a way. I mean, I guess, but
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  Speaker 6: then history kind of proved you right on that one.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I think that that's one of your more
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  Speaker 6: historic wins, don't you think.
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  Speaker 2: I do think it is.
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  Speaker 3: And I have the superpower of figuring people out really quickly.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm really upset we can't talk about your show
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  Speaker 4: right now because I really want to follow this up
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  Speaker 4: with questions about Ryan.
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  Speaker 3: I know, well, I'll do that over watch.
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  Speaker 2: Make sure that you guys tune in over to watch
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  Speaker 2: what crappens when you're done.
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  Speaker 4: I think, you know, Thank you, Teddy.
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  Speaker 6: I personally have no problem with Bookers myself. Bookies myself.
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  Speaker 6: I think that it's a job, I say, congratulations on
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  Speaker 6: the entrepreneurship, sir.
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  Speaker 3: Right taking most of somebody's account.
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  Speaker 2: I'll take money for about anything. I'll get paid to
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  Speaker 2: do just about anything.
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  Speaker 3: What would you do for sixteen million dollars a podcast?
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  Speaker 1: Here?
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  Speaker 6: I think we'd all do it at this point, I'm
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  Speaker 6: just like, give a boy some advice, you know, give
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  Speaker 6: me some ideas, teeth.
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  Speaker 5: Do you guys have any picks for like?
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  Speaker 4: Who from New Jersey you would want to come back
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  Speaker 4: from a reboots?
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  Speaker 2: I just want to fresh new? Do you want fresh new?
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  Speaker 3: I don't want fresh new? Anybody I don't either.
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 6: I think that's a bad idea. I think that they
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  Speaker 6: should they should just keep a couple and just keep
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  Speaker 6: it going. I mean, there have been problems with that
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  Speaker 6: in the past, but I think we've have we not
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  Speaker 6: learned our lesson. I think BABO has a trouble. It
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  Speaker 6: has a problem with learning lessons, Like until New York
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  Speaker 6: like turns itself around fully, guys, let's learn a lesson.
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  Speaker 5: No full reboots for a while.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I don't. I don't think that they'll do
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  Speaker 3: a free total reboot. But I think that there's going
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  Speaker 3: to be people that are going to lose their jobs
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  Speaker 3: for sure, and I don't want to get to know
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  Speaker 3: new people.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I think it wasn't it a good season. I'm sorry, Teddy,
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  Speaker 5: it was.
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  Speaker 2: For each other apparent.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, go ahead, Teddy, Sorry it's Teddy.
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  Speaker 2: I was wondering if I'm sorry, don't make me get.
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  Speaker 3: Nasty today, tam Why why stop now?
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  Speaker 2: No? But I was gonna say, do you guys think
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  Speaker 2: that housewives should have the option to not film with
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  Speaker 2: other people on their cast? I personally think no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: If you're on a show, you should have to film
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  Speaker 2: with everybody.
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  Speaker 5: I agree.
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  Speaker 4: I always say, like when a show starts to go
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  Speaker 4: bad is when there's at least just one person who
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  Speaker 4: is like calling the shots on who they want to
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  Speaker 4: film with. Because I feel like it seems to me
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  Speaker 4: and you guys probably have better insight on this because
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  Speaker 4: you guys are actual housewives, but like it always seems
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  Speaker 4: to me as a viewer that the moment that one
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  Speaker 4: person's like I'm going to pick and choue is what
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  Speaker 4: I put on camera and who I film with, it
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  Speaker 4: seems like it spreads through everyone and then suddenly everyone's
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  Speaker 4: playing that game instead of just like everyone's saying, well,
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  Speaker 4: we gotta do this and just diving in and having confrontations,
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  Speaker 4: and also like, suck it up.
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  Speaker 2: If you go to a if you go to a
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  Speaker 2: regular job where you're not a housewife and you don't
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  Speaker 2: like your cubemate, you're gonna still have to sit there
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  Speaker 2: next year.
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  Speaker 5: You can how many.
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  Speaker 2: I've had any I looked at c A and Uta
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  Speaker 2: in the Mayorroom and then worked for ken Stove. It's
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  Speaker 2: Josh Don and Tracy Jacobs like I've had.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: I went for Burger King and waste management.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, those actually go together really well.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 5: I think that, yeah, you shouldn't be allowed to do that.
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  Speaker 6: It's work. You gotta go to work. And I think
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  Speaker 6: the only cast that's actually really pulled that off was
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  Speaker 6: New Jersey. I thought they had a great season. I
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  Speaker 6: thought it was so funny the whole way through, and
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  Speaker 6: I was actually glad not to watch Melissa try and
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  Speaker 6: make drama by throwing cube cheese at Teresa or whatever
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  Speaker 6: they do every single season.
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  Speaker 5: It was nice to have a break from that but
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  Speaker 5: still get to enjoy.
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  Speaker 6: It's also nice to see Teresa like bully other people
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  Speaker 6: because I think we forget sometimes like Melissa has kind
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  Speaker 6: of her own victim storyline within that that's like, she's
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  Speaker 6: so mean to me, which is kind of true, but
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  Speaker 6: I mean they both play that game, right. But it's
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  Speaker 6: nice to see Teresa like be able to bully other people,
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  Speaker 6: because you know, we need other char does.
• 9:27
  Speaker 2: You guys recently had Jackie at one of your live shows?
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  Speaker 7: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: How do you think she did? The season?
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  Speaker 4: Was like, I was not happy with Jackie. I have
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  Speaker 4: to say I like Jackie as I like Jackie as
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  Speaker 4: a cast member. She was lovely in person, but I
• 9:44
  Speaker 4: like Jackie and Marge being friends, and I felt like
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  Speaker 4: it just made no sense that she just suddenly was like,
• 9:50
  Speaker 4: oh yeah, Esa, you know what, it turns out that
• 9:51
  Speaker 4: you're actually had been a great friend to me all along.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, she went to your husband's party and actively
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  Speaker 4: spread rumors about him cheating at the gym while he
• 10:00
  Speaker 4: was right up there being hugging kissed by his wife.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, that was so vile.
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  Speaker 3: It's funny how housewives forget things like that when they're
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  Speaker 3: changing sides.
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: Well, things like that when they just demoted a friend
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  Speaker 2: and they want to be a housewife again. It's funny
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  Speaker 2: how you could just.
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  Speaker 6: Like that, yeah, to be fair, And ultimately I felt
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  Speaker 6: bad for her because I feel, you know, I feel
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  Speaker 6: like there's some times where you just kind of misplay it,
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  Speaker 6: and I think she just misplayed it. She really tried,
• 10:29
  Speaker 6: she really made an effort and the last ditch effort,
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  Speaker 6: and I think she probably felt like Marge wasn't being
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  Speaker 6: a great friend because Marge didn't really stand up for
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  Speaker 6: her when Jackie was demoted.
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  Speaker 5: But she wanted everybody to not film with Louie.
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  Speaker 6: You know, there was a lot of that stuff where
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  Speaker 6: Marge is like, if Louie comes back, we should all
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  Speaker 6: not film. So she wanted everyone to be on her
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  Speaker 6: team with that. But then when Jackie got demoted, Marge
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  Speaker 6: wasn't like, you know what, we should all stand up
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  Speaker 6: for Jackie and refuse to you know, they didn't stand
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  Speaker 6: up for her in the same way, and Jackie is
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  Speaker 6: very sensitive to do that. I'm not saying it's right,
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  Speaker 6: I'm just saying, like, trying to think what she was thinking.
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  Speaker 6: I think that that's what she was thinking. So I
• 11:01
  Speaker 6: think she was like, well, fuck Marge, she wants me
• 11:03
  Speaker 6: to do all this stuff for her, and she's on
• 11:05
  Speaker 6: ozempic now.
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  Speaker 5: And fuck Ozempic two, and I.
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  Speaker 6: Think there was a lot of it was Zempi yeah, girl,
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  Speaker 6: because do you know, Jackie has a lot of eating stuff,
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  Speaker 6: and so she's mad that she's been taking a public
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  Speaker 6: stand against the ozempic stuff.
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  Speaker 5: And I think margin I thought her for that.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, can I just say something, Well, we're
• 11:20
  Speaker 4: talking about like zempiic and things like that. What's crazy
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  Speaker 4: to me is that we're here on zoom and we're
• 11:25
  Speaker 4: all looking at each other and like tambr the last
• 11:27
  Speaker 4: time I feel like I saw you on the internet,
• 11:28
  Speaker 4: it looked like you had just been pushed through a fire.
• 11:31
  Speaker 5: And actually that is true.
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  Speaker 6: This is like a movie you do that you remember
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  Speaker 6: first of all, before you even answer that, can I
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  Speaker 6: just say, girl, we're trying to eat. I'm looking through
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  Speaker 6: the Instagram, I'm trying to have my dinners, and your
• 11:43
  Speaker 6: franch ask comes up there?
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  Speaker 5: You were literally green? I was green.
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  Speaker 3: I was like Shrek.
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: Oh it was we can't talk about Shrek until we
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: get to watch with Crappens.
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  Speaker 5: Oh stop it, Oh I get not, so go ahead.
• 12:02
  Speaker 5: How did you heal like that?
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  Speaker 2: So?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I decided that I was going to go public
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  Speaker 3: and show like the whole process. Nobody ever shows like
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  Speaker 3: the healing process. They showed it before the after. And
• 12:13
  Speaker 3: so I did the first story, and all of a sudden,
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: I started getting all these messages and followers and all
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: this stuff, and and I'm like, okay, let's do this again.
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  Speaker 3: So I just kept documenting my recovery and people were
• 12:28
  Speaker 3: so excited they wanted to see me peel my skin off.
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: They I mean, I got a little creepy. I'm gonna
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: be honest with you, but you know, it was one
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  Speaker 3: week of downtime and now you know, I'm still I
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: used to have twenty staples in my head right now, wow,
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: underneath this hair.
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: But just so you know, Tamra's the person that like
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: sends you the pimple popper.
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  Speaker 5: Oh I love that.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I'm like, I'm not I got asked for this.
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  Speaker 2: And now my Instagram is things like ingrown hairs and pimples.
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I just don't like toenails. I don't like
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: ingrown tone.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my goodness.
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  Speaker 3: No, this morning, the video of somebody cutting out their
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: feet crossed me out.
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  Speaker 5: See I know we can't.
• 13:13
  Speaker 4: By the way, yeah, you did have a foot in
• 13:15
  Speaker 4: your mouth.
• 13:15
  Speaker 5: But you can say that.
• 13:20
  Speaker 4: I would that's an algorithm that I would dread to have.
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  Speaker 4: Like my algorithm is I get a lot of you know,
• 13:26
  Speaker 4: seaside things. I got a lot of ships going through
• 13:28
  Speaker 4: rough waters. I'm in north seat, TikTok. So it's like
• 13:31
  Speaker 4: I get a lot of that, which is.
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: Give me, give me your phone number.
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: I'll start texting you.
• 13:35
  Speaker 4: I do not want piple content. I literally like that
• 13:37
  Speaker 4: as I cannot do that.
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: Now that we've all talked a little bit, we we
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: know that you've not been the nasist about us.
• 13:48
  Speaker 5: Talk about Teddy.
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, you regret saying no.
• 13:54
  Speaker 6: And I was shocked that you I was shocked that
• 13:56
  Speaker 6: you reached out to us, because honestly, we're monsters. I mean,
• 13:59
  Speaker 6: last week you were trying to get Lakendra fired from
• 14:02
  Speaker 6: Radio Andy. If you're trying to get her fired, you're
• 14:04
  Speaker 6: going to have me, I was, You're gonna have me
• 14:06
  Speaker 6: evicted from the country.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: Honestly, that is the farthest thing from the truth. And
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: I'm so shocked that Keiki would even say something like that.
• 14:15
  Speaker 5: You said it.
• 14:15
  Speaker 6: I was listening to a clip of you saying I
• 14:18
  Speaker 6: had I was listening to Radio Andy and I heard
• 14:22
  Speaker 6: the girl hosting. She was so she called me disgusting
• 14:25
  Speaker 6: and she called Alexis. So I called Andy and then
• 14:29
  Speaker 6: I had and Andy's going to take care of it.
• 14:32
  Speaker 6: And I was like, girl, that's not that's not Kiki,
• 14:34
  Speaker 6: that's Lekendra.
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  Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no no, that's not what
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: I said. I was literally driving in this this host
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: on the show. I don't listen to that show, and
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: I just I go, oh, it's Orange County Recap. So
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I'll listen to this. And I know
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: Keiki and I know that she works on Radio Andy,
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: and so as a friend, like I was reaching out here,
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: I'm like, hey, girl, did you were you you weren't
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: the one hosting right or were you hosting? And she's
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: like no, no, no, was that Girardi thing? She's like
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: why what's up? And I'm like, damn. That girl that
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: was hosting was brutal, like not just like I mean,
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: it was going really really deep and really really never
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: never I don't know what that would you sit there
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: and call somebody on a cast like you're a fucking whore?
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Like that girl's a fucking whore.
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: No, I mean, there was probably a time.
• 15:21
  Speaker 6: It's been twelve years, and like I will say that
• 15:24
  Speaker 6: language has definitely changed and the way my sense of
• 15:27
  Speaker 6: the civity.
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: Levels have probably changed. You know, we do go pretty well,
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: we do go pretty deep.
• 15:32
  Speaker 6: I guess my main point is like we're monsters kind
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: of like if I were you, I would listen to
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: us and think, oh my god, fuck those guys.
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: So I was. I was totally shocked. I was like,
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: what are we?
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: Are we?
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: So we probably wouldn't.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: Somebody said, you know, this is my trigger point when
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: someone says on on a radio show that's you know,
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: owned by Andy Cohen, who is basically owns The Housewives,
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: says Tamra Judge is a fucking piece of shit in
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: her kids, it's hater and to go on and on
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: and on. Yeah, that's pretty hurtful because if first of all,
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: it's not true and it's disgusting to say something like that.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: So yeah, I was a little bit concerned. But do
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: you have somebody fired? That's not That's not was my intention.
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, I just thought.
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: I just thought that's what you meant when you said
• 16:17
  Speaker 6: you called Andy and he was going to take care
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: of it or whatever. I guess, So my only point
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: is if that that was I just heard that like
• 16:23
  Speaker 6: literally two days ago, so I was like, oh my god.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: Are we if something? Wow?
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: If anybody ever's if I ever went on our podcast
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: and said that about somebody and hurt somebody's feeling so bad,
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: I would like apologize, I would say, I'm sorry, you
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: know what that was? I wouldn't I would that No again,
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't you apologize.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: I think that's a trick because you're.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: We would say those things.
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: I think the trick is also that you're doing it
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: while you have a podcast, and I know a lot
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: of housewives do that now where you're you're kind of
• 17:00
  Speaker 6: on both sides where you're talking about it, but you're
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: also on it. And it must be kind of a
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: weird situation to be in because the rest of us,
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: I mean, we do talk nasty, and a lot of
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: the podcasters do because we're just especially us, like we're
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: just best friends talking.
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: On the phone.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Well, what happened with Heather Gay? Guys, what happened with
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: Heather Gay? Let's get Heather Gay.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: Oh, Heather Gay and nothing to Heather Gay.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: I think there's a lot of dramas, So let's get
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: into y'all ship I'm happy. I'm happy to talk about
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: this shit. Make it about I'm.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Happy to talk about this, which is that every year
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: we put on an award show called the Crappy. It's
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: where we give out like awards. Like it's like silly,
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: you know, it's like, oh, biggest Villain or like, where's
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: my award? You're gonna get like Lifetime Villain Award very soon.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: I feel like, by the way, I don't know if
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: you know this, that one of our Crappies Awards, bron
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: Wynn came as a guest and she defended your honor.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: She got up and she said, I just want everyone
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: designs to know that Tamra is a wonderful friend. And
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: the audience all bowed her and she stood up and
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: she started screaming at the audience. She actually told so,
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: just so you know.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: Audience.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Actually worried about something. Did bron win win a Crappy?
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: No?
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: But either way, nice person.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: Yes, she was she she she really was. She So
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: Heather Gay I love her. So we have these categories,
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: and so for one of the categories we nominated, you know,
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: Monica on Salt Lake City was nominated for you know,
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Best Villain, but she's also nominated for Best Newbie because
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: obviously Monica came in and like took that show and
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: pop culture by storm. It was like a candle that
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: you know, burned bright and whatever. And Heather was not
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: happy that Monica received the nomination for Best Newbie because
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: you know, she.
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: Said, you know, she stalked us, she followed her and
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: for you to you know, I'm a good but for
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: you guys to do this, it's really hurtful. And I
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: was like whatever, and I just kind of figured she'd
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: get over it. But then other people from Salt Lake,
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: she doesn't get over it. And she was kind of
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: blocking other people from coming to do our show, like
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: telling them you shouldn't go do the Crappies.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: And that's when I was like, well that's not said nice.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: But did she try to get you fired?
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: Well no, but I mean to us, you know what,
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: you know, there's no one to fire us, Thankfully.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: I'm a huge mode I'm a huge Monica fan.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: I'm a human. I'm also a Heather Gay fan.
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: Ultimately, we really like Heather, like we never had a
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: fight with her. We were just like, you can't get
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: mad at us for that, and then I didn't like
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: that she did that. And then so I went on
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: our Crappy Hour, which is our Instagram live thing every
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: other Monday if ive thirty, and I'm like.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: What ever, lady?
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: Because people, you know, the audience is so smart, they're like,
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: why did Heather stop following you? Why did you stop
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: following Heather?
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: But it took you, I got that bad.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: Were going to even say anything. We're just gonna be like, Okay,
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: she's mad at us. We weren't going to say anything.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: But then when people are asking us why did she
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: stop following? S following both of us and watch he crappins,
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: and it's like, why do we have to cover for
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: someone who's having Like it's their issue, so why don't
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: we have to Why do we have to cover for them?
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: You know, you said, well, she's she's up that we
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: nom named Monica.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Well she's she don't followed you.
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: You know, well, we actually liked her, like at Bravocon,
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: she'd she'd come to do our show in Salt Lake
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: City with Meredith. They're so nice. We had a really
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: good time with them. Yeah, and then I hung out
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: with her a little bit in Vegas and gambled with
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: her and stuff because I was there for Bravocan and
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: so I actually liked her kind of on a personal level.
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: But I know that it's it's hard to do that
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: because first, first of all, I know, I'm talking about myself,
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: like I have a very important job, and I understand
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: that it's just silly and it's being in a podcast
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: and stuff like that, but to me, it's we don't
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: meet people at work, so when we do, we don't
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: do interviews and stuff like that. So when I do
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: meet people, I'm like, oh, it's my friend. And so
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: when it comes to that, like immediately like, well you
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: have to take something down, then I almost get like
• 20:55
  Speaker 6: hurt feelings, which is so fucked.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: Up because I'm kind of a bully in a way.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: So but the bullies are the first to cry. So
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: I did. It did hurt my feelings when she unfollowed us,
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: and so then I went on our thing and I
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: was like, well, fuck that. You don't get to tell
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: me what to do.
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: And uh then I guess it just got bigger than
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: it needs to be. But ultimately, nothing real ever happened.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: And we still like her, you know, Yeah, I feel
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: like she was she was annoyed at it.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: She needs to pull off. Have you ever had any
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: other drama with any other Brava?
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: I don't think we.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: Really had any drama. Every now and then we might
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: get a like a snarky message like thanks a lot.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: Like we might get like every now and then, like
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: once every like three years, Austin from Southern Charm will
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: message us and be like, glad I gave you guys
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: a bunch of good content this week or something like that.
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: But knowing that because he's always nominated for it's like
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: Biggest Douchebag, you know, biggest fun Boy, whatever it is.
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: So he's always getting tagged in posts and being like, oh,
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: come fuck off guys.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, one time Jack's crashed our show. We had a
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: live show at South.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: South West and Jack's just showed up.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: He showed up because recapping band or pump rules and
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: we were making fun of him, and then he just
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: walked in and walked off.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: On what date is your show this year? Because that
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: could be me.
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: I know. We'll be like we're gonna have teddy fashion
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: and you'll be like, oh yeah, and then.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: I'll go and I'll be like, oh my gosh, you
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: get maybe I'll hit one point one million followers.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: Finally, Oh my god, that would be a dream.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: We can't even imagine what that's like. Yeah, but you know,
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: for the most part, we don't.
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: We keep away from it because look, I'm very aware
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: that we're kind of jerks, and I don't It's hard
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: for me to meet people and then like them, because
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: eventually I do like everybody, like I'm kind of a
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: bitch on here, but like I love like sitting and
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: laughing with people, and so then it's hard for me
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: to go back and be like, my god, Tamor's such
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: a dick, you know, the next second.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: So I always have to sit down and be like,
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: I really like you. This is so fun. I'm still
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: going to be a dick to you tomorrow, you know.
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: And you know, it has kind of hurt people's feelings
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: in the past, Like there was guy from Summerhouse a
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: long time ago we really liked, and it eventually just
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: hurt his feelings. Like he listened to the show Steven,
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: you know, like because we were friends when he was
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: actively on the show, and we'd go have dinner and
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: then I'm there the next day talking shit. No but
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: there I'm there the next day talking shit about him,
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: like we didn't just have the best dinner the night before,
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: and it sucks, you know, but yeah.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Last episode.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: But we always say, honestly, what we always say is
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: like the vibe of our podcast, what it's always been
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: since we started it, which was like twelve years ago,
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: is that it's just like you know, when you watch
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: TV with your friends, you talk so much shit. People
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: can't act like you don't talk shit. So we're just
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: recording it essentially like I'm always.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Well, you're doing something right because you're extremely popular.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: Thank you, well, thanks, But.
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: We also understand that you guys to us, you guys
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: are kind of cartoon characters everybody on the show, and
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: we understand, especially after all these years and talking to
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: so many people, that you are real Like we are aware,
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: but for entertainment purposes, we understand it's edited and people
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: are kind of cartoonish and stuff. We're not exactly the
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: same either, so we just kind of go with that
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: and keep it moving.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Really well, let's do some rapid fire questions where we
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: can piss some more people off. Okay, we'll start off
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: with the complimentary one favorite housewife of all time.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: Countess Luan, Sorry, but I'm a vander Pump. I'm a
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: vanderpo or my two.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Faves, So who went Vanner Pump? Is your favorite?
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: Lisa? Lisa's my Lisa was my favorite? Lisi? Were my faves?
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Oh no, first franchise, favorite franchise.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: On all Ronnie Classic Ronnie. Honestly, I think it's just
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: it's just I always say, put it in the in
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: the Library of Congress. It's just perfection it is.
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: I can't pick just one, and it's hard. Atlanta was
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: my favorite for god eight years.
• 25:03
  Speaker 6: Probably Beverly Hills was the first one I ever recapped,
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: so that was my That's got my heart kind of.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Least favorite franchise and least favorite housewife.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: Oh jesus hey, least favorite franchise. Oh gosh, I don't
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: know which is my least favorite, right. I've enjoyed them all,
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: you know, for a while. Last if we went off
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: of just its first season, I probably would have said Dubai.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: I did not like the first season of Dubai. But
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: then the second season has been so good.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: So that's the thing.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: It's a little tricky because these all the shows go
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: up and down I don't know if I have a
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: least favorite. I think I really like all of them,
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: but least favorite housewife. You know, I really did not like.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: I'll brace myself as you say, Teddy.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: Peggy from OC. But yes, she just didn't really click
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: with me. You know, I haven't always loved Gina. To
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: be honest, I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel,
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean, I'm sort of begrudginally coming
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: to realize she has a place. So I think it's Peggy.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: I think it'm gonna go with Peggy. What do you
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: thout you, Ronnie, I just out here talking five minutes
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: about one answer.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: It's you know, over the years, I feel like I've
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: aged with these shows.
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: I really learned to appreciate my Housewives shows, and I
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: do not want them to go away. So I'm not
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: going to pick a worst because I feel like even
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: the worst ones eventually come back, and my favorites become
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: the worst for a year or two, and then they're
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: my favorites again.
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: So I won't shit on.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Those all right, So you're stuck on an island, Heather, Gay,
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Ramona or Sena.
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: For who you get to keep or get sacrificed. I
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: think Heather, to be honest, even though she's mad at that,
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: I don't care.
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: She's a she's the most normal. I think she's like
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: the most normal. Ramona would never shut up and neither
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: with Gina.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: That she is this year and she was actually I
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: have to say, like she know was great and she was.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: She hung out the entire night. A lot of times
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: when people do, like the Crappies, they do their their
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: their category and they just leave shutting out the whole time.
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: She was great, So totally.
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: She's cool, but she never shuts up. I'm not gonna
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: I mean, Heather would shut up and let me eat
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: a cocad. Yeah right, I'm on the island, guys, I.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Don't like I mean, granted, i'd be grudge holder myself,
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: but Heather holds a grudge for a very long time.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Like she's still mad at us for Bravo Con like
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: three years ago, won't come on the pod, won't talk
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: to us.
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: What happened with you guys at Bravocan three years ago?
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Forgot and shaw and we told her.
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: To our Oh right, she was in your room partying
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: at one of the and then.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: We I didn't know, like it was that big of
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: a deal. And I announced it and she's like, like,
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: why would you talk about that.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: I'm like, well, wanted to bring her to watch What
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Happens live and I had to.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: You're so full of ship. I actually contra.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: The worst people in your trunk and bringing them to
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: the scene. You just did that.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I did.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: I follow you, nand I didn't know how she followed you.
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: No, that's because we're one of forty's most what's it
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: called again, I have an influential women on reality. Yeah, yeah, cool,
• 28:42
  Speaker 7: I didn't make the list. Guys talk about it.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: So it's okay.
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: You can.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Holding out for crappy.
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: You never know, you never know.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: We need to go to your show, both of us.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: Okay, let's come on.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, let's we're doing well this year. We're doing the
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: crappiest we think we're doing.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: I like your live show, our show, live show.
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the crappies are live. But yeah, yeah, for sure,
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: we don't know.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: We want to be a crappy.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: We don't know if we're doing it in New York
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: or Los Angeles. So if you if it's in New York,
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: then we'll be in New York. So if you guys
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: are in New York, you can come. But if it's
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: in LA then no problem.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: You guys. Thanks for tuning in to this episode of
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: twat Seat with Watch with Crappens. If you guys want
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: to continue on to this ship show, you just go
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: right on over to Arbons and.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: We're going to get some see me get annihilated. I
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: could feel it in my bones right now.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: I don't think of all annihilation.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: So bad, right, I feel like because.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, you guys.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Just like.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Guys.
• 29:49
  Speaker 7: Bye,