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Disney Dining Roulette
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One wrong click and you’re stuck with it, which is basically the Disney dining reservation experience, so we turned that stress into a game. We blind rank Walt Disney World restaurants from one star to five stars, but there’s a catch: once a rating is used, it’s gone, and you can’t move anything later. That means a perfectly fine meal can get buried, a great spot can be forced into the middle, and your hottest take becomes permanent record.
We start in the trenches with quick service and theme-park convenience, asking what Cosmic Ray’s Starlight Cafe is actually for when…
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