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The Flash Drive Full Show: The One With The Words You Made Up · The Flash Drive with Carl Wastie

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  Speaker 1: Weekdays, 3 to 7 p.m. The Flash Drive with Carl
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  Speaker 1: Wastey on KFM 94.5. Your show, your flash drive, KFM
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  Speaker 1: 94.5 is what it is. I hope you're having a
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  Speaker 1: wonderful day thus far. If not, if not, you must
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  Speaker 1: step outside, enjoy the weather just a little bit and
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  Speaker 1: then come back. and then spend some time with us
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  Speaker 1: on your radio. That's how it should be. Today is
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  Speaker 1: a beautiful day. We've got the show stacked. If you
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  Speaker 1: want to win a dishwasher today, cashback, alles wird malus.
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  Speaker 1: We have it for you. Plus it's Danstag. It's going
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  Speaker 1: to be a great day. But the best possible thing
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  Speaker 1: happened this morning at gym. And I heard this beautiful interaction.
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  Speaker 1: As I left, all I heard was, Now, you know
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  Speaker 1: what that means, of course, Cass. It means enjoy your weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: It's Tuesday today. And then to unpack, the person effectively said,
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  Speaker 1: he's not going to be at gym tomorrow, which would
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  Speaker 1: effectively be a version of Friday, which means that Saturday
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  Speaker 1: would be Heritage Day and Sunday will be Friday. And
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  Speaker 1: then Saturday, we do it all over again. And then
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  Speaker 1: we do Sunday. And I was like, That's the spirit
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  Speaker 1: of a very good person that had a great workout. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: His mind was working properly. So if you are feeling
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  Speaker 1: a bit tense today, no, man. The whole week feels
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  Speaker 1: very light. Even the traffic this morning, lighter, brighter. It
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  Speaker 1: felt really good. So I hope you feel that way.
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  Speaker 1: In terms of best parts of the day, I actually
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  Speaker 1: just interrogated Cassidy as I do.
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  Speaker 3: You did.
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  Speaker 1: You held a light in my face and everything. And
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  Speaker 1: she tells me she was watching dogs on a beach.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I went.
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  Speaker 1: Your dogs or other people's dogs?
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  Speaker 3: No, other people's dogs.
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  Speaker 1: Is it weird?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: I do that at the airport, but those are people.
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  Speaker 1: You watch dogs. No, listen.
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  Speaker 5: So I've lived a life. So I'm allowed this element
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  Speaker 5: of calm every morning, right? So I'm walking distance from
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  Speaker 5: the beach. So I go and I take one of
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  Speaker 5: my new 10 books and I go and I have
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  Speaker 5: a coffee on the beach because there's a little cafe there.
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  Speaker 3: And I just go and I watch people play with
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  Speaker 3: their dogs. I'm like, I love this.
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  Speaker 5: It's just like, That feeling that you were talking about,
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  Speaker 5: that carefree feeling, that's what you get when you watch dogs.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what it is, but everywhere you go
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  Speaker 5: right now feels like you're a kid at school and
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  Speaker 5: it's civvies day.
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  Speaker 3: That's what it feels like.
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  Speaker 1: My only equivalent to that, because I don't have a
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  Speaker 1: beach nearby to my place, is to go to Canal
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  Speaker 1: Walk and people watch. That's about it. Yeah. And then
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  Speaker 1: I obviously make conversations for them and I sort of...
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  Speaker 1: play out the interactions that they have okay especially at
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  Speaker 1: the tashes there because it's so exposed you know as
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  Speaker 1: you walk through and you see people having a conversation
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  Speaker 1: and then in my head at like a record pace
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  Speaker 1: i create conversations for people in tashes in canal walk
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  Speaker 1: if you want to know my little guilty pleasure That's
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  Speaker 1: what I do. So if you're ever caught in Tasha's
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  Speaker 1: canal walk and you see me, I'm making up a
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  Speaker 1: conversation for you. And I'm probably accurately just surmising what
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about. But there are certain behaviors in body
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  Speaker 1: language that I pick up on. It gets really exciting
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  Speaker 1: for me because it'd be like this older gent and
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  Speaker 1: then a younger gent. And then I'll make up this
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  Speaker 1: whole thing about my son. My will is set. You're
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  Speaker 1: not in it. Father, how could you? you just want
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  Speaker 1: like I love that you're not in the world yes
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  Speaker 1: I do all of those things it's the greatest thing
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  Speaker 1: but you know what I'm glad you had a great
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  Speaker 1: day I'm glad it started like that it was wonderful
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  Speaker 1: thank you no love love it I was just in
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  Speaker 1: the mood as well today I think like if you
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  Speaker 1: want to ask the best part of my day I
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  Speaker 1: made dinner you made dinner this morning at 11am yeah
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  Speaker 1: nice just so I can be prepared you know Just prepared.
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  Speaker 1: All I need to do is I just need to
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  Speaker 1: just do the finishing touches. Yeah. And then I'm done later.
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  Speaker 3: So that's something I've... Fail to prepare, prepare to fail,
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  Speaker 3: you know?
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  Speaker 1: I did all my meal prep already, man. So I
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  Speaker 1: was like, what else can I prep?
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  Speaker 3: Clock out.
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  Speaker 1: Let's make dinner. It was lovely. Really good. But now
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  Speaker 1: that we've had this type of day... Oh, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: questions I need to ask you, Cassidy.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Karen Ann's report has something to do with me.
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  Speaker 3: Carl, have you made it to the news?
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  Speaker 1: I made it to the news. She has a story
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  Speaker 1: about my name, Carl. That's coming up. But then there's
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  Speaker 1: also my name. All right. Carl.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And my name will give you stuff that I found,
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  Speaker 1: including a world record braai attempt. I also would like
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  Speaker 1: to share a little bit more around something lovely. Including
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  Speaker 1: how you shouldn't leave your credit card details on your
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  Speaker 1: child's devices.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's a given.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no. Some people will leave their
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  Speaker 1: credit card details on their child's devices. Some people will
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  Speaker 1: do that.
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  Speaker 5: Now your one-year-old's going to spend 50,000 Rand on Minecraft updates.
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  Speaker 1: Well, let me see here in my report.
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  Speaker 3: Was it one mil?
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  Speaker 1: Who's got one mil on their credit card? One mil. Anyway, that's...
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  Speaker 1: Quite low compared to my story. Give me some traffic.
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  Speaker 5: How do you expect me to go into traffic knowing
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  Speaker 5: one mile quite low?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 3: It needs a sick breather.
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  Speaker 1: Vomala. Ray Alyssa. This is show me. I know you
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  Speaker 1: want me to tell you. because I did give you
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  Speaker 1: a bit of a tease as to what I have
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  Speaker 1: for you. While you're working, I was working for you.
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  Speaker 1: I always like to work for you. And I want
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  Speaker 1: to tell you about South Africa's having a go at
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  Speaker 1: the world's biggest braai. It's going to happen. 3,000 people
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  Speaker 1: expected Pretoria's Loftus Fersfalt to attempt the giddiest world record
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  Speaker 1: for the most people braaiing simultaneously. Now, last year, 2,412
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  Speaker 1: people took part, beating Japan's record of 2,220. But the
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  Speaker 1: attempt wasn't certified because some people left their braai stations
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  Speaker 1: to chat and take photos and drink beer. So this
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  Speaker 1: year we are... going to do it right. Although what
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  Speaker 1: do you expect? Like, can I just say that? How
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  Speaker 1: dare they not ratify that result? Like part of the
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  Speaker 1: braai culture. And clearly this is not under braai. It's
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  Speaker 1: under barbecue. It's probably like the world barbecue record attempt.
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  Speaker 1: They must do it properly. How do you not step
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  Speaker 1: away and have a bit of a kaya and a
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  Speaker 1: little gesals and a little sippy sippy of something?
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  Speaker 3: Because every bride I've gone to, you're like, okay, cool.
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  Speaker 3: I must be here at five. Now, I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: ask you honestly. Why? Wait, hold on, hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Five. Okay. Who invites you to bride five?
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  Speaker 3: I'm putting it out there. It's just for the instance.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So just say, for example, okay, fine. I'm getting invited midday.
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  Speaker 1: 12pm now you can visualize it because that's realistic okay.
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  Speaker 5: If I'm going to a braai midday right I get
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  Speaker 5: told okay be here between 12 and 1 what time
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  Speaker 5: honestly Mr.
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  Speaker 3: Wastey what time is that meat going on the braai
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  Speaker 3: well for me it's.
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  Speaker 5: Different no I'm not asking for you I'm saying yes
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  Speaker 5: because we're saying like a braai is the khias it
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  Speaker 5: is the bichikea you know what time is the meat
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  Speaker 5: going on the braai if I have to be there
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  Speaker 5: at midday.
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  Speaker 1: Can I just justify first please If you must. I
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  Speaker 1: need to. Okay. Now, in the social dynamics of any
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  Speaker 1: good braai, when inviting guests over, you will make sure
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  Speaker 1: that the snacks are in abundance. The reason why is
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  Speaker 1: that as you see the braai going down to coals,
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  Speaker 1: the conversation that you're having with somebody gets more interesting.
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  Speaker 1: Then you think, hold on, I still have two more
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  Speaker 1: pieces of kamildweren.
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  Speaker 9: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm going to go grab those quickly. You put
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  Speaker 1: it back on there and then it flames again. And
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  Speaker 1: then once it flames, you like to watch the flames
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  Speaker 1: while you're talking about Your friend who just got into Bitcoin. Late, but,
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  Speaker 1: you know, he's doing well-ish. So you have that conversation.
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  Speaker 1: And then as the Kamehameha gets to coal again, you're thinking, wait,
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  Speaker 1: we actually have an extra six pack and it's really
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  Speaker 1: cold by now. Yes. Before it gets warm in the fridge. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You go and justify getting that. And then you get that,
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  Speaker 1: you realize, hold on, this is coal now. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to lose the coal. So you put on plankies
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  Speaker 1: to make it flame again. And then maybe one more
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  Speaker 1: Roy Krantz. Just to kind of keep it there.
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  Speaker 3: What time does the meat go on?
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  Speaker 1: Just hold on. There's a process here. So as this
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  Speaker 1: flows and things are happening, someone says, let's play a
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  Speaker 1: game of dumbs. And you're like, oh, okay. But I
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  Speaker 1: would like to play as well. But I'm the playmaster.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, of course.
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  Speaker 1: You have to be involved. So I find another plunky. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And I find three more pieces of kamilduren because I
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  Speaker 1: know that's going to last.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Then I can play the dumbs. And then by that time,
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  Speaker 1: I'll go back to the braai and realize, oh, the
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  Speaker 1: coals are ready now. But now they're too hot for chicken.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm going to have to probably just do a
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  Speaker 1: nice sear on the lamb that I have and then
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  Speaker 1: get that off quickly and let that rest. But then
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  Speaker 1: I need to wait for it to go down a bit.
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  Speaker 1: But then the conversation is really good. So I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I have plankies. And then you make it
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  Speaker 1: flame again. Yeah. So what is your question again?
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  Speaker 5: What time does the meat go on the braai when
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  Speaker 5: it starts, when you get told that it's going to
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  Speaker 5: start like 12 for one?
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  Speaker 1: I can answer that about... Do you want to know
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  Speaker 1: when the salad's ready?
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  Speaker 5: What time does the meat go on the braai?
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  Speaker 1: The meat goes on... I feel like the meat goes
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  Speaker 1: on once you kind of feel that the energy of
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  Speaker 1: the room is at a peak. Like when it's really
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  Speaker 1: there and you can steal away and finish the braai.
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  Speaker 3: Like 9pm, 10pm?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if I can find paper plates. Because then I must.
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  Speaker 1: Because then I must go to the shop quickly. 100%.
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  Speaker 1: And just go get paper plates.
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  Speaker 3: And at that point, there's no more ice left. Now
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  Speaker 3: someone has to venture.
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  Speaker 1: Then I need to go get that ice run as well.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, that's... So I'm just getting the dynamic. We
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  Speaker 1: need to look at the specificity of a braai versus barbecue. Yeah. Especially...
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  Speaker 1: In this Heritage Day, you know, just context and this
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  Speaker 1: Guinness World Record. It shouldn't be Guinness World Record for barbecuing.
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  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 1: Braaiing and barbecuing are very different.
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  Speaker 5: I can imagine that a barbecue entails, you know, putting
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  Speaker 5: your meat on like a hot grill and then everyone
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  Speaker 5: eats and then.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone goes home. Like that's what a barbecue sounds like
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  Speaker 3: to me. I'm sorry. A braai, I will have my
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  Speaker 3: aunt go and take a nap in the back room.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: People go to their rooms, they take a nap, they
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  Speaker 3: come out. Now it's tea, coffee, and cake.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? But I just wanted
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  Speaker 1: to give you an example of my experience. But for me,
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  Speaker 1: I'm very efficient. Like I know if people are coming.
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  Speaker 1: Like I know what the plating design is going to be.
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  Speaker 1: I know what the salad is going to look like.
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  Speaker 1: I know what needs to happen. I've got my cocktail
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  Speaker 1: ingredients ready for the guests. So you can choose if
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  Speaker 1: you want an espresso martini, if you want a whiskey sour,
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  Speaker 1: if you want anything, I got your back. Like I
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  Speaker 1: like that processing. But I know for most people, it's
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  Speaker 1: just about the fire.
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  Speaker 10: Cassidy, you braai and then you have it the next
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  Speaker 10: day for breakfast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so most people are so toddles. I wouldn't trust
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  Speaker 1: them with a bean salad. So you just give them
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  Speaker 1: a buck and then let them go. That's all. No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 11: When it comes to braaiing and inviting me to a braai,
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  Speaker 11: you invite me. Not to make fire, you don't invite
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  Speaker 11: me to stand by a fire. You invite me the
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  Speaker 11: time that the food is almost ready.
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  Speaker 1: But then you weren't part of the ritual based on
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  Speaker 1: the food. Exactly. You're a stranger at that point, my friend.
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  Speaker 3: You have to be involved in the pregame.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. Thank you, Cassidy.
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  Speaker 3: A braai is the pregame.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to invite you just for like the
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  Speaker 1: plate at the end. What are you mad?
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  Speaker 3: That's so disrespectful just to come for the food.
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  Speaker 1: No, and then you stick out with your frozen sausage.
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  Speaker 12: No.
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  Speaker 3: No. No.
• 15:54
  Speaker 11: As much as I would like to spend time with you,
• 15:59
  Speaker 11: I invite you.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, look here. But if you use the ears that
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: hopefully you were blessed with, you'd know that I gave
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: you a traditional braai. I'm very efficient with my braai.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: But since you don't want to invite Ershwin, you will
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: never get an invite. I'm sorry.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: Ershwin, you didn't say you wanted to braai with me.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but there we go. With Cassidy. You can braai
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: with Cassidy rather. But you are not getting my Wagyu steak,
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: my friend. You can have a seat.
• 16:23
  Speaker 11: Next.
• 16:24
  Speaker 7: Cassidy, the meat goes on to the braai as the
• 16:27
  Speaker 7: woman blows her cheeks.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: Then the man realizes.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: That the meat has gone up. Oh, man. It's fine, Oshwin.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: You are still invited to the braai, okay? I don't
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: braai like that. I was explaining how I have been
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: treated at braai's when you attend. That is the issue.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Is that there's an entire process there and I realize
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: what it comes from. Then I did a little bit
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: of work in analyzing what had been happening and I realized, nah,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: it's pretty much about the social connection at a braai.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Of course. And what that means.
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: And that's why people, they just love the flames. It's
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: not about, if you get the coals too quickly, like
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: there's no vibe. So I get it. I understand that now.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: But as I said, for me, very, very efficient.
• 17:15
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: All right. I've already vacuum sealed the chicken that's been
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: marinated for 24 hours prior. All right. I've already got
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: my lamb. It's all any red meats at room temp already.
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: Can I come and what do I bring to your
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: efficient braai?
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: That's the problem. I don't like anybody. You don't want
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: me to bring anything? Don't bring anything. You can bring
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: anything that you want to drink, but I would like
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: to make you cocktails.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, diva.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: Say less.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Take a listen to this.
• 17:40
  Speaker 13: Clearly, Cassidy doesn't get invited to a lot of braai's calls.
• 17:44
  Speaker 13: Because generally when you invite someone and say 12 or
• 17:50
  Speaker 13: 1 o'clock, you normally tell them also what time you're
• 17:52
  Speaker 13: lighting the fires. And that will determine the time that
• 17:55
  Speaker 13: the meat goes on.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: So generally, you.
• 18:01
  Speaker 13: Know, when you say 12 or 1 o'clock, I'm lighting
• 18:03
  Speaker 13: the fires at 12.30, then people know that, you know,
• 18:08
  Speaker 13: you're generally going to put the meat on the fire
• 18:11
  Speaker 13: on the coals at about 2.00.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: There we go.
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: First of all, I don't appreciate being called out like that.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: I don't get invited to very many brides.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, it hasn't been bride season. It's okay. Like now,
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: I'm going to invite you for many brides.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, you better.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: You are going to gain 20 kilograms, just letting you know. Muscle.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: From the protein.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: From the protein. Oh, I didn't even mention this to you.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: You know, another speciality of mine is that I will
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: turn a chia butter into a garlic roll real fast.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: And not just normal garlic roll. I use cheese. It's
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: got to be 18-month cheddar that I would use in
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: my garlic roll.
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so … Eva, my Wii Fit has told me
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: that I've gained 10 kilos already.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: It's going to happen, sitting, you know, so I can't
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: wait for this. But coming up, I do have something
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: else to share with you. Beyond the Spry record that
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: we're trying to hit in Heritage Day, and we will
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: clop it, so we'll let you know what the results
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: are on that, is that there's a certain dictionary that
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: has released more than 1,400 new words … that are
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: officially ratified and added to this dictionary. And some of
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: them you are going to know about. Do you want
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: to guess one of them at least before I give
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: you the story later? One of the words. It's these
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: fresh words that have been added.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: I was going to guess something like clockhead, but clockhead's
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: already in there. Or sleigh. But sleigh's already in there.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Sleigh's very old.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Okay. But not that sleigh. The sleigh.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: It sounds like you're about to crash out. That's right. Oh,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: my gosh. That's one of them. That's one of them,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: but there are more. Stick around. Your next one for you, boy,
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: it is Tell a Man, Nasty C, Shekinah. This one
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: is very good. It's called Whipped. This is your show,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Flash Drive, KFM 94.5. And I told you that there
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: is a dictionary. This is the dictionary. It is Merriam
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: and Webster, all right? They've added 1,400 brand new words
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: and definitions reflecting everything from internet culture and food trends
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: to technology and modern slang. And I told you, Crash Out.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Can't believe it.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Is one of them. Crash Out, a dramatic ending, loss
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: or defeat, or emotional breakdown. These are the other words.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Rick Roll's been added.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Rick Roll.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Rick Roll's been added, yes. When someone pranks you and
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: you click a link and never going to give you
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: up plays out. It's now officially in the Merriam-Webster dictionary.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Uncanny Valley has been added. Do you know the definition
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: of Uncanny Valley?
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't be able to tell you what the definition is,
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: but I know that my sister has definitely used it
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: on me before.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Very much like my son generation, not even your. Like,
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: do you know what he says a lot? I'm well
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: aware from Delaware.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: No way.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: For real?
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, I'm saying, like, hey, you did not do
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: that chore. Like, ah, well away from Delaware. Sorry. Yo,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: imagine me saying that to my father, man. Yo!
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Do you want to go sleep?
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Everybody wants Kung Fu fighting.
• 21:11
  Speaker 7: Bah!
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: In your mouth. Yeah. All right. It's the creepy feeling
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: from seeing something artificial that almost appears real.
• 21:18
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: It's like, this is Uncanny Valley, dude. So there's a
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: very good song in the background. I chose it because
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: it's word up. Parasocial has been added. You know what
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: that means? One-sided emotional connection with somebody, probably on the internet.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: An example of that, Dua Lipa.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: That's a great example. He believes that there's something more there.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: He does. There is. Shapewear has been added.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. Kim Kardashian?
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Did you do this? Probably. Tight clothing that is designed
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: to shape the body and smooth certain areas. Sunday Scaries
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: has been added to Merriam-Webster. Yes, which is?
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: Sunday Scaries is when you start getting scared for everything
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: that's going to happen.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: In the week. So you start getting anxious about what's
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: going to happen.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Vibe coding.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: When you just check out the vibe that's happening at
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: the place you're supposed to go.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Apparently this one is using AI to generate computer code.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: Vibe coding.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, very strange. Chili crisp, a spicy, crunchy condiment. We
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: love chili crisp on like eggs and everywhere, especially for breakfast.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know why I always associate that with breakfast.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: It was in my salad yesterday.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Yacht rock, a genre of soft rock music that began
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: in the 1970s. Neck beard has been added as well.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: A beard covering the chin and throat. as well as
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: the culture associated with those beers, which sometimes can be
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: disparaging termers, meaning misogynistic or a computer nerd. Those are
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: the ads over there. I just want to pick your
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: brain for a second. Do you know that those words
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: have all been part of culture, right? Yes. And I've
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: often thought that we need to make sure that these
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: words pop up and the only way we get to
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: them is because they become trendy and you get them.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: But that means that our words that we make up
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: never get their time to shine. And that's why I
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: think today, if you've made up your own word, because
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: those are all words steeped in trend and history, if
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: you want to call it that. What about the words
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: that you've made up? You never get those to trend anywhere.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: So you say it in your own little spaces. Maybe
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: you've got a couple of friends to say it and
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: then it just dies there. Today, based on this Merriam-Webster
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: dictionary update of 1,400 new words. We also deserve to
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: add a couple of words and be a part of
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: cultural creation. We also deserve to be cultural lexicographers and
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: we need to add our own stuff.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: I'm ready.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Have you ever made up a word?
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Of course I've made up a word.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Have you made up a word?
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: I have made up a word. I made up a
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: word with my mom.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I'm listening to your word that you made up.
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: So I remember when my sister was like going through
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: that stage of putting everything in her mouth, right?
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: And my mom would always go, no, no. You know
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: that like visceral reaction on your face when something's gross?
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Don't do that. So the word that we made up
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: was kakapufi nini.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: It's just everything that's gross. It's just a kakapufi nini.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: It rolls the tongue quite nicely when you say it though.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: I'm almost worried to say it because I work here
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: on a live radio show. So I don't even know
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: if I can repeat it. But better you than me. Right. Yeah. Yeah.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Just, I mean, sometimes people have made up a word
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: and especially journalists, they make up words all the time.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: You just never, ever get a chance to ask them. Hi,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Karen Ann.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: I saw you nod. I saw you nod in my
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: periphery there.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Karen Ann, just very quickly. Have you made up a word?
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: I did. I, and I, it got into print.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Stop it. It's not a big word.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: To print?
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: I want to hear what your word is.
• 24:47
  Speaker 8: That's not like a Fun word It doesn't matter So
• 24:49
  Speaker 8: a getaway car Yes In Afrikaans I wrote a vlugvoertuig Doesn't.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Exist but So you create a vlugvoertuig.
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: Vlugvoertuig Basically Yeah The car that you If you ask
• 25:03
  Speaker 8: Callum And you vlug in that voertuig.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: That is so cool She really made it to print
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Nice Hey Nice You're the only one that I've got
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: on the table here Is Hercules That's about.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: It Is that what you made up?
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah You know, Hercules, never ever consider this word. You see,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm talking about. Our words die. Today, we
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: put our words on the map, man.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Let's put it on the map.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: I want a name and a definition. Now, if you
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: want to know what Hercules means, all right?
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: It is a word that has been provided for what
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I do often. When I go shopping, I take all
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: of the bags at once. Which makes me Hercules, but
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: I'm actually lazy.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Hercules. I'm not, there's obviously the B word, which I
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: can't use, but I'm no one trip. Do you know
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: what I mean? I'll take everything in one go.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: That's being Hercules-y.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Yes, I'll get chafe on my thigh from.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: The Woolies bag. Doesn't matter. Do you know when your
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: fingers go white? Exactly. Because that stuff's cutting in. That's it.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. You know what? Let's put
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: your word on the map today.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: 0829450940.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Let's do this thing because your word, it deserves love
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: and it deserves attention. Cat's eye. This one's called animal.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: I have some news for you, Cassidy.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Yes, I'm listening.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: You know that word you mentioned? Yeah. Say it again.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: Kakabufinani.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: It's a word that more people use. Really? It's not
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: an invented word, apparently.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Why are you shouting at me?
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I'm not shouting at you.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: You raised your tone.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Not at all.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you did.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I was so... My tonality was very, very docile.
• 26:38
  Speaker 13: Okay.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Well... It was a placid response to you. That's what happened.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: I had never.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: I got a message on WhatsApp from somebody that says like,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: but my mom used that word all the time. So
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's your long lost brother.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Okay, well, I've never met your mom and I've never
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: heard your mom say the word. I just remember myself
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: and my mom using it when my sister would put
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: things in her mouth.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: But what's very cool is that sometimes people, based on
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: the linguistics, will stumble upon the same sort of words
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: in a way. Right.
• 27:09
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: And this is all based on, it's a flash drive,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: by the way, KF94. 5. Merriam and Webster, they have 1,400
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: new words added. A lot of these have all been
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: made popular by trend, by social media, by videos, by
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: content creators. But I think that sometimes we make our
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: own words. And what we need is to actually put
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: your word on the map because you deserve to have
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: an audience for your word, Joy.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: You do.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: You do. Hi.
• 27:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 27:35
  Speaker 7: I agree.
• 27:36
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: So give us the word. Give us like how to
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: use it. And then we can add it throughout the
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: show as well. So a word that you've made up completely.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 27:46
  Speaker 13: These two.
• 27:46
  Speaker 7: So the first one is Zion made up a word
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: when he was about three, seven now. He liked bread
• 27:53
  Speaker 7: and jam. So his word was bram.
• 27:55
  Speaker 9: Finish in class.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Bram.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: Change approved.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Bram. Bram. Yes.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: I'm about to... Yeah?
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: No, I was just going to say I'm going to
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: throw a fit at every place that doesn't serve bram.
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: Bram, yeah. And my word is ombrood.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Excuse me?
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: Emphasizing ombrood.
• 28:14
  Speaker 10: Ombrood.
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: Emphasizing how rude you are.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Ombrood.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: That is great.
• 28:21
  Speaker 10: Ombrood, yes.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: What a great merge of the two. Anglican words, you know?
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: Anglicans, because we are South African like that.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: But we have to mesh our things. Come on now,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: you know us, especially in the Western Cape, we love
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: mixing our names.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Right? Just saying. We love a mix of names. We do.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: We do. It's just, it's the best. But I like this.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: So first of all, Bram.
• 28:47
  Speaker 8: Bram.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Bram Jam.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Definition sorted. Ombarude.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Is that if someone's like.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Being very rude?
• 28:54
  Speaker 7: Like very. Like, you know, because... And you have to
• 28:58
  Speaker 7: say it with a... You have to say it in
• 29:00
  Speaker 7: a certain way. Okay.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Can you give it to us one more time? Hello,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: tell me... Look at you go.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Please. Joy.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Those two words are on the map now. They're part
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: of our heritage now because it's been on a live
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: radio broadcast. That's the power of broadcast. It's been part
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: of it now. So you are part of history. I
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: love it. You are.
• 29:30
  Speaker 7: I like that.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: It's the truth.
• 29:32
  Speaker 7: Don't forget Zion.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: No, no, Zion is also part of, don't worry, but
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: both of you are part of history. But yeah, and
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: if anybody, if anybody, tells you anything different they're on
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: the road okay just tell them hello there we go
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: there we go I'm gonna probably use that way too
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: often off air with Cassidy.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: I'm so sorry every single time I say to you
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: don't don't shout at me you're being on.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: The road you're being on the road right now okay
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Annalie hello Hi, how are you? The best. I'm having
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: a good word day. It's really, it's about time people's
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: words made it to history. And if you are on
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: a live broadcast on any platform, you're part of history.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: You're part of the heritage of this country. So Annalie,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I need to know, what is the word that you
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: made up?
• 30:16
  Speaker 9: Wakui.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Sorry? Let's go again.
• 30:21
  Speaker 14: It's wakawee.
• 30:22
  Speaker 10: So we never wanted the kids to say, Ma, we
• 30:26
  Speaker 10: want to go and pee because I don't like that word.
• 30:28
  Speaker 10: So we taught them to say, Mommy, I want to wakawee.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: You want wakawee? Wakawee.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Wakawee.
• 30:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 30:35
  Speaker 14: Oh, waka, so W-A-K, so W-A-K-A-W-E-E.
• 30:36
  Speaker 12: Wakawee.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Wakawee.
• 30:49
  Speaker 10: W-E-E. Yes. W-A-K-I-W-E-E.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Like waka waka, but then with a W at the end. Yeah.
• 30:57
  Speaker 14: Waka wee.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I need number one. There we go. Annalie, waka wee
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: has been added now. And obviously the definition is that
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: when one does not want to say the word P,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: waka wee then becomes applicable.
• 31:13
  Speaker 10: Exactly. And you're not embarrassed, you know. You sound like
• 31:18
  Speaker 10: you know everything in the world.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Waka we. That's it. It's what we do, right, when
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: a song's playing. Yes. Depends on how long the song is.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you.
• 31:32
  Speaker 10: Every time you play a song, I know what you're.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Going to do. That's right. But don't think about that.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: You'll be on my road. Don't do that, okay? Thank you, Annelie.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Appreciate you. Almarie, you made up a word. I want
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: to give it some love. I want to give it
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: some respect. It's going to be part of history. Almarie,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: what's the word?
• 31:48
  Speaker 9: Well, I don't know if I can take credit for
• 31:51
  Speaker 9: making it up, but I took please and just like.
• 31:55
  Speaker 9: You know, if you want to say, please, man, just like.
• 31:58
  Speaker 9: Just get your job done.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 31:59
  Speaker 9: And then I say, please like it.
• 32:04
  Speaker 10: I'll give you an example.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Please do.
• 32:07
  Speaker 9: And they told me that this little push lawnmower is
• 32:10
  Speaker 9: easy to put together by yourself.
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: You know, that self-assembly job.
• 32:14
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: It wasn't.
• 32:16
  Speaker 9: So I loaded it back in the car and I'm
• 32:17
  Speaker 9: here now and I'm saying, uncle, please like it. Just
• 32:20
  Speaker 9: get this thing assembled for me.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: But please like it what you've done. You've installed the
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: courtesy in it. You've installed the please there.
• 32:29
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Because all you want to say is like, just like it, man.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Just do your job. I get you. But you've added
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: the please to soften.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: I don't want to be on the road.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: You understand what's happening right now. We are building culture.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: We're building it together. Oh, this is great. Please like
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: it is something that I want to use so bad. Piotr,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: we have to make a note of all these words.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: We have to use them intermittently through the show somehow.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: We just have to make sure that they're used properly.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: I love this. I'm calling Merriman Webster. They must add,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: please like it here. It's very good. Thank you, Almarie.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: I appreciate you so much.
• 33:04
  Speaker 7: I've never had my lawnmower sorted.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know why they do that with the
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: push lawnmowers. This makes no sense. By the way, Cassidy,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: it is a push lawnmower. I know your eyes went big.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Thank you so much for addressing that.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: You're most welcome. I'm here all week.
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: I am.
• 33:19
  Speaker 9: Lauren?
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: We are lexicographers today and we need more words in
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: this particular dictionary of ours. We've got a couple in
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: the Merriam-Webster, but we've got the flash drive one. And
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: I think that's equally as important. We need to be
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: part of making and creating culture, words. What is the
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: word you want to add? Go for it.
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: So, you know, you have that friend or that person,
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: you know, who always says, don't worry, I'm on it.
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: I'll do it for you. And then all of a
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: sudden they leave you in the lurch. Now, I know
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: somebody like that, and I call him a laspusterki.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: Was that also a push in there? No, no, no, wait, wait. Okay,
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: hold on.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: Cassidy, to make it better for you, Cinderella in Afrikaans
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: is a laspusterki.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: So if somebody is just useless, and they think they're
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: all that, they're a laspusterki.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: I just, I'm trying to find the connection with Cinderella
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: and someone being lazy and a lust maybe.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: It just came out one day.
• 34:30
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: It just came out.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: I don't make the rules.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: You know what? I understand.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: I'm glad. I'm glad.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Because you know what? Now that I think about it,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: that person couldn't have enough focus. They left their stuff around.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Like their glass slipper. Like Cinderella.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Like.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: So no one can address that.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 34:49
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: And they also cut it fine for 12. Like you
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: had rules. You had to look after your stuff. Be punctual.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Don't be a las pustas. Like, I get it now.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: This is great. We're building this together. And I'm loving that.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: That is going to be, honestly, I just want to
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: say that word often on radio. There's something liberating about
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: articulating that.
• 35:14
  Speaker 9: Say it with your soul, with your chest.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say that. When I find someone who
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: deserves it, I am going to unleash Las Pustas on
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: the radio. And I'll do that beautifully. Because that's your word.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Did you feel that when I said it?
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Did you feel the impact, Lauren? Hey? Yes, I did.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: By the way, I almost feel like, remember, there's a
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: little problem at Boulders at the moment with a push lawnmower.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: That woman can use that for the other person.
• 35:43
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: They can brand that push lawnmower a last booster key.
• 35:49
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: They can. Lauren, it's been a blast.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: I'm glad.
• 35:58
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: I just love chatting to you. All right. Have a
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: wonderful day. Look after yourself. I'm going to. Wowza. If
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: I missed out on any words that you've created from
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: that beautiful mind of yours, please share it on the
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: WhatsApp line. I want to add it because... The Merriam
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: and Webster dictionary or Merriam-Webster has added Rickroll, Uncanny Valley, Parasocial,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Vibe Coding, Chili Crisp, Yacht Rock, Neck, Beard, Shapewear, Sunday
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Scaries and Crash Out. We can do better. And we've
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: made our own words. We're adding them whether you like
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: it or not.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: I can be a good guy sometimes.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Craig Lucas. This one's called Joyride on the flash drive
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: in KFM 94.5. I'm Carl. This is Cassidy. And we're
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: trying to make a very good effort to be lexicographers today. Yeah.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Because sometimes, like you get the Merriam-Webster dictionary, they've added words.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: The way they compile these is that it's internet culture,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: it's trends. And when it's used enough times in the
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: public space, they acknowledge it as words. That's the gist
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: of how they add words. They've added Rickroll, Uncanny Valley, Parasocial,
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Vibe Coding, Chili Crisp, Yacht Rock, Neckbeard, Shapewear, Sunday Scaries,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: and Crash Out. to the new dictionary and these are
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: words with proper definitions however what about yours so far
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: we've had a variety of words if you miss them
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: these come from you uh you know waka we was
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: the one that replaces i need to go and use
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: the bathroom for a number one uh bram which is
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: essentially bread with jam on it yeah umber rude you
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: have to say that way it's a mixture of almost
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: scoffing rude please like it it's a mixture of like
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: please man i just like it the end And then
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: laspustaki was added as well quite recently, which is pretty
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: much someone who is a little bit of a las,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: but you're softening it with a fairy tale like Cinderella.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Those are the types of words that have come through
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: so far. Hello, Lee.
• 37:50
  Speaker 14: How's it?
• 37:50
  Speaker 7: How's it going?
• 37:51
  Speaker 10: Love you guys.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Love you more. This is the energy we need. No,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: we're feeling good now. All right. So you made up
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: a word. Let's hear it.
• 38:00
  Speaker 15: It's kidult.
• 38:02
  Speaker 14: So basically, a mixture between an adult, supposedly, but not,
• 38:07
  Speaker 14: for instance, a student studying. They're 27 years old, studying,
• 38:11
  Speaker 14: no adult responsibility. Therefore, they're not adults. They're kidults.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Kidults. That is great.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: I feel like I'm a kidult.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Are you a kidult?
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: Because if there's a serious situation afoot, I'm like, I
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: need an adult. But I'm not referring to myself. I
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: need an adultier adult.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, an adultier adult. Yes.
• 38:30
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Would I be an adultier adult?
• 38:32
  Speaker 10: No.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: It would be someone like Beatrice.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, you want someone really old? That's... Oh. Lee, she
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: walked me. She walked me down the waterfall. Did you
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: hear that now? She set me up. She set... I
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: knew it. I knew it. No, trust me. Beatrice is
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: only like five years older than me.
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: It's like.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: But I'm like 10 years older than you.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: You are going to feel the wrath of Beatrice when
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: we are off air.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Something's going to happen. I'm sorry. Lee, thank you very
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: much for kidulting with us. Oh, look at us go.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: Remember.
• 39:12
  Speaker 10: Thank you.
• 39:12
  Speaker 14: Keep going. I love your show.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: We love you.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: She wasn't even on Baroud. She was really chilled and relaxed.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: What's the opposite of on Baroud?
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Uh... Wow. Good one.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: Now we got to start thinking big picture.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: The opposite of ombrood.
• 39:28
  Speaker 6: Ombrood.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: It would be somebody that has manners and ethics.
• 39:32
  Speaker 8: Uh-huh.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Methics.
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: No, no, no.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Methics? No, no, no.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: That's a different.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Don't do methics. No.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Don't.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Don't. Do metametics. That's fine. But don't do methics.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: I need an adult here, adult.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, you do. Okay, one more.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Hello, Monique.
• 39:55
  Speaker 7: Hi, bonjour.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Bonjour. Her name is Monique. That is why at the
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: end of her name, because Monique, but she is from
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: South Africa. So, of course, her real name is not Monique.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: It is actually Monique. That's what it actually is.
• 40:10
  Speaker 12: Monique, there you go.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Sanjay girlfriend.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: Yep, not some period.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Right, Monique, you tell me. All right, what's your word?
• 40:18
  Speaker 15: So you remember back in the day when everyone used
• 40:20
  Speaker 15: the word fada, when everyone was being silly?
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Yo, when you duck fada. What do you mean? When
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: you duck fada. Duck fada, yes.
• 40:27
  Speaker 7: And then you know the word dalulu?
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 40:29
  Speaker 15: You've been dalulu?
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 40:30
  Speaker 15: So I've got a word and my word is stop
• 40:33
  Speaker 15: being dalulu. You're so much being silly. I'll just say
• 40:40
  Speaker 15: don't be dalulu.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like the way a French person would
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: say Delulu. You know, with like a couple of letters
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: that just become, you know, just disappear. So it's a
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: mixture of Fadar and Delulu. Yes, exactly. So where would
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: you use that? So let's just say, give me a scenario, Monique,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: when someone is going to need the word Delar.
• 41:04
  Speaker 15: If someone comes up with something silly, just say, that's Delar.
• 41:08
  Speaker 15: Don't do that.
• 41:09
  Speaker 10: That's Delar.
• 41:09
  Speaker 15: Like being for sin? You've been for so long. Stop
• 41:12
  Speaker 15: being Deleuze.
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: Oh, man.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: I'm so glad it's Heritage Week this week. I said
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: for Bay earlier, like I'm having a good time. I'm
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: having a great time on radio today. Thank you. Wow.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: So Deleuze. This is great. Thank you very much. Next
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: time it happens, I'm going to be ready to push
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: out Deleuze on somebody. Respectfully.
• 41:32
  Speaker 14: Let's use it better.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
• 41:34
  Speaker 14: You're most welcome.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Moni, I appreciate you. You enjoy. And thanks a lot
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: for choosing our show. We really appreciate you.
• 41:42
  Speaker 15: You're most welcome. Thank you for a good show, guys.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Thank you. Please like it. Sorry,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: it's another one that came through earlier.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: No, no, we know.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Kid Alt came through.
• 41:50
  Speaker 10: Dalur.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Ombrud. Las Pustiki. Bram. Wakawi. And there are still more
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: to come. Trust me. How would you describe... Traffic. That
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: is another word that you can sit on. I know
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: some people use certain words in traffic. Not those. Traffic.
• 42:07
  Speaker 10: What?
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: I've used traffic.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Yes. Why didn't you coin that one? Remember traffic?
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: I'm coining it now. Traffic.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Do you want to say what the word is formed from?
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: The one word I can't use.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: But it's when traffic is backed up.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: And it's just you having a bad time there.
• 42:25
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 42:25
  Speaker 13: And?
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: The thing is, there's always a taxi that is splitting
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: the traffic, right? And that's called a taxative. A taxative.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Because it allows everything to just flow. Yeah.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: Right, right, right, right, right.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, look at us. Perfect.
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: So currently in your traffic in Kailitsha, Muwe is closed
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: between Palmer and Spine Road due to some protests. And
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: a stationary vehicle on the N1 outbound after the engine.
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: The left lane is currently obstructed. But not to worry,
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: there are no delays. Multiple traffic lights are faulty in
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: Cape Town this afternoon. So if you do spot one,
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: just apply the four-way stop rule. And roadworks on the
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: N1 outgoing at the Viaduct before the Huguenot Tunnel. The
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: left lane is closed. And at Worcester at Old N1 Road.
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: The right lane is closed that side. My name is
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: Cassidy Nicholson. If you have anything you want to add
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: to the graphic report, please feel free to do that
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: on 082-945-0940.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: It's goldfish. If I could find someone to win this concept,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Kayla Tess, somebody. Is it you?
• 43:22
  Speaker 8: I mean, yes.
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: I mean, I hope so. But there's a lot of
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: faith that's going into this. So me and faith. And
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: then maybe I will win.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Now, Dome Glamping is a gorgeous place. In fact, I
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: actually spoke to someone today who actually had stayed there.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: And it's just weird how they recalled that. And I said,
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: oh my word, that is exactly what I'm giving away
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: on my show. And I actually said today. For some reason,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: I had a feeling that it would be today. But
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: that depends on the single word clues. You've heard the
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: other answers. You've built the narrative. You've become the detective.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: It is your time to shine. We need an intro.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Answer the question.
• 43:57
  Speaker 11: Frankie.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: You're asking me nonsense?
• 44:01
  Speaker 8: Tell me again.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: Kayla Tess, you have two single word clues. I just,
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: I can't.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: Every day. Every day. We are sent into stitches.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Joy, man. It's just pure joy. That's all it is.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: All right. Let's do this thing. Remember Dome Glamping. You
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: can go follow them on socials, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, Dome
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Glamping SA. Weekend stay for you and a special someone,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Kayla Tess. Let's do this thing.
• 44:31
  Speaker 6: Okay, I think I'm ready.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Where are you right now? Where are you guessing from?
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: I'm at the library with two toddlers under the age
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: of two and a semi-professional nine-year-old.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: A semi-professional nine-year-old?
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: What is going on? That's like, so you've pulled the
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: pin out of the grenade and you're just holding it
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: down just in case. You know, that's what it's sounding like. Yes.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Because it's ticking away. You're in a library with kids
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: like that. But you know what? I have mad love
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: for you taking your kids to the library. Honestly, I do.
• 45:08
  Speaker 6: Thank you. I have mad love for them, the theory
• 45:11
  Speaker 6: of going to the library. But every time I ask myself,
• 45:14
  Speaker 6: where the theory and reality are the same thing. So,
• 45:18
  Speaker 6: but we'll keep going.
• 45:19
  Speaker 9: Hold on.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: So your toddlers, how old are they, you said? It
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: was a nine-year-old and then there was.
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: There's a one-and-a-half-year-old and a two-year-old.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, I got you. And then the nine-year-old's around as well, right?
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: Semi-professional.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Nine-year-old.
• 45:30
  Speaker 6: Semi-professional, that's right. Yeah, he's not quite there yet, but
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: he's getting there.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, this is good. All right, let's do this very quickly.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to have held you up, but let's give
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: you your words. Please don't apologize.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: This is really fun.
• 45:45
  Speaker 6: I'd say the adventure of a normal day.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: And I feel.
• 45:47
  Speaker 7: Like I'm at the library, so words are all around me.
• 45:50
  Speaker 6: So I'm thoroughly inspired to.
• 45:52
  Speaker 7: Get this right. Yes.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: The universe is just, it's conspiring to see your success
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: because 10 books were purchased by Cassidy over the weekend.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: We're getting stuck in.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Kayla Tess, first of the two words you're getting to
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: guess today. Let's do it.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go with the word contact.
• 46:12
  Speaker 6: Contact.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 46:13
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: All right. Got it? We need a guess after that one.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Then you're going to guess after my one. And then
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: you're going to hopefully get it right at some stage.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Let's try your first guess.
• 46:21
  Speaker 15: Okay.
• 46:22
  Speaker 7: So, contact.
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: I'm going to go with the word. I'm going to
• 46:30
  Speaker 6: go with the word kangaroo.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Kangaroo. You know what I loved? I loved, as you guessed,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: I just heard a kid in the background going. It's
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: the best thing to hear. I love the joy. The
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: thing you don't have to hear is.
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: There's a fine line between the two of them.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: I can only imagine. However, kangaroo is not the one
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: I needed in my pouch today. It's incorrect.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 46:58
  Speaker 6: Next one.
• 46:58
  Speaker 8: Let's go.
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: I'm ready for this.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: I know you're in a library. You're with kids. They
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: are students. So I'm going to give you pupil.
• 47:08
  Speaker 8: Pupil.
• 47:08
  Speaker 14: Okay.
• 47:09
  Speaker 6: Contact and pupil.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Pupil.
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: Eyes.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Excuse me?
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: Eyes, like the eyes that you look through with your
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: iris and your pupil and you put contact lenses in.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Profound.
• 47:30
  Speaker 11: Eye.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: This game is profound.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Who's crying at the moment? I just want to know
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: what the name of the child is crying.
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: This is Grace.
• 47:39
  Speaker 6: Grace. Grace Jordan is crying.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, don't worry, Grace.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Can you tell Grace that you just got the concept?
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, I can't actually believe it.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: It's because you're in a library. I'm in a library. Manifesting.
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: Grace has not moved on to the fact that we
• 47:58
  Speaker 6: just won something.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: It's fine.
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: She's still crying.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: It's because she's not going to come with.
• 48:03
  Speaker 9: She's going to stay home when I go to the dome.
• 48:06
  Speaker 6: That's why.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: That's right. You have just won yourself a dome glamping
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: experience valued at 5,000 Rand. And there are so many
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: things to get through out of all the words that
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: I've given you so far, Kayla Tess. Just to briefly
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: go through them. Contact lens is for your eye. A
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: pupil is in your eye. And then yesterday was humor.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Humor actually speaks to the lubrication. Of the eye. You
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: get the vitreous humor that's in your eyes. You know
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: about that, right? Of course.
• 48:34
  Speaker 7: I mean, now I do.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: There we go.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: Thank you for.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Making me smarter. That's what I'm here for. Then I
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: gave you pod. iPod.
• 48:43
  Speaker 6: Paul, you always throw in these sneaky ones.
• 48:47
  Speaker 15: You must stop with the puns now, hey?
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I have to not because the other one, I said Horace.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: There's the I of Horace was in there. Private I.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: There is, I even add crochet and sew. Both require
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: a needle that happens to have an I. They have I's.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: And then I said ninth, like the ninth letter, I.
• 49:07
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I said Jobs, the guy that created the iPod
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: and iPhone and all those things. I even add Bull there. Bullseye.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Golden Eye. James Bond.
• 49:19
  Speaker 6: Now it's all making sense.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Katrina and Sandy were hurricanes that have eyes too. And
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: then I said root and vegetable as well because a
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: root vegetable is a potato and a potato has a
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: growth called.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: An eye.
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: I'm assuming it's an eye.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: That's correct. You are amazing. Enjoy dome glamping. You've got
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: the concept.
• 49:38
  Speaker 15: I can't believe this is actually happening.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: No, I can't believe it. And please send my love
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: to all of your kids. Enjoy. And thank you very
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: much for being.
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: A part of this.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: I'm so grateful, guys.
• 49:48
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Anytime.
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: And Cass, just so you know, you have grown on
• 49:51
  Speaker 6: me massively. You have grown on me. I adore you
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: on this show. Paul, you're there and I appreciate your presence.
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: But Cass has had this.
• 49:59
  Speaker 10: She's like.
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: An attachment to me. So, Cass, thanks for being me.
• 50:03
  Speaker 15: One for the gold.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: Why must you make me cry on the radio?
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why? Did you just make me sound.
• 50:07
  Speaker 11: Are you crying?
• 50:08
  Speaker 15: Wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: Are you crying out of your eyes?
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Hey! You know, she made... But at the same time,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: you made me feel like that old couch in the
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: corner and you are the new throw.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Old couch and the new throw together. It just makes
• 50:24
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• 50:27
  Speaker 1: That was beautiful. Brand new concept coming your way tomorrow
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• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Well done, Beatrice. She chose a song that is five
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: years younger than he is.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you see how he chose to phrase it.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: It's almost as old as you.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, John Farnham's You're the Voice. No, but I think
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: it's actually related to... If you know Pietrus, our lovely producer,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: his obsession is Celine Dion at the moment. And if
• 51:23
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• 51:31
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• 51:36
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• 51:40
  Speaker 1: it for Pietras He needs to go Because everything that
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: he speaks about There's always like a way of him
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: getting into Celine Dion's performances So you'll be talking about
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: something completely different You'll be like, oh, you know, the
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: SARS has released this new statement on taxation.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: You know who else has released something? What?
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Celine Dion You see what I'm saying? Anything He pulls
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: from me He's like, oh, I was just busy cleaning
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: my house the other day Do.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: You know who else is cleaning up?
• 52:01
  Speaker 8: Who?
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: Celine Dion at all of her concerts.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: You understand what I mean? This is what he does
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: He said, like, I had a bit of a, you know,
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: a little heart flutter the other day.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: You know who else had a heart flutter?
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Who?
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: Me, when I found out Celine Dion is performing in
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: all these places in Europe and I can't go.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Actually, no, not that time. He actually said his heart
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: would go on. Oh. In that one, that scenario.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's valid.
• 52:22
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: But he's obsessed and that's why John Farnham came through
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: because Celine Dion apparently covered that. Duh. So there we go. No, wait.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: What are you saying instead of duh? Instead of for duh?
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Duh-luh.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: Duh-luh. Duh-luh.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's our words we made earlier. If you weren't around,
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: we actually created a little, just a couple of words
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: that people have made up. We put them on the
• 52:44
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• 52:46
  Speaker 1: part of broadcast history and that's very special. So they've
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: added words to Heritage. This is after... The Merriam-Webster Dictionary
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: released some interesting new words, 1,400 of them. Crash out
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  Speaker 5: Listen, I know I'm doing the traffic, but Pietro just
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  Speaker 5: sent me a message about Celine Dion, showing that he's
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: always finding ways to bring it up.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, because apparently, he actually just told me now before
• 53:21
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• 53:25
  Speaker 3: You see what I'm saying?
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: So that's what's happening right now. While I'm doing traffic,
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  Speaker 5: he's bringing up Celine Dion.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the way it is.
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  Speaker 1: T's and C's apply. It is on Nadia Fenter Somerset West,
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  Speaker 1: the Flashwood champion. How's it going?
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  Speaker 7: Very well, thank you.
• 55:36
  Speaker 10: And you, Carl?
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Wonderful. I found you a technician from around the corner
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: from your place. Sean from Gordon's Bay. Dun, dun, dun.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: How's it?
• 55:48
  Speaker 11: How's it?
• 55:49
  Speaker 12: Good and yourself, Carl?
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Wonderful. Somerset West versus Gordon's Bay. I feel like this
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: is a similar area here. We should have done this
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: flash word on Bikini Beach. We should have, you know?
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: We should have. All right, cool.
• 56:01
  Speaker 10: Could have worked.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why not? I'm going to take it. I'm going
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: to do a road show. This is a lovely idea.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: You know, things happen live with us, so let's get
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: this thing done. Sean, welcome to the party. Nadia, do
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: you want to go first or second? You're the champ.
• 56:16
  Speaker 9: I'd like to go first, please go.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: No problem. Sean, stand by, please. Today, your flash word
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: is ish. It's ish again. How could I? Why could I?
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Who could I?
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: I did it.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: Ish. You've got 30 seconds. All the answers will have
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: ish in it somewhere. Are you ready?
• 56:35
  Speaker 9: I'm ready.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Good luck to you. Your time begins in three, two, one.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: Let's roll. A popular name for a chicken's collarbone.
• 56:46
  Speaker 10: Pause.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: To chastise or discipline.
• 56:53
  Speaker 15: No, pause.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: To disappear. Vanish. An often peculiar fixation. No, pause. To
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: shine something up. Polish. There we go. Got that last
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: one just in time. Thank you so much. All right.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Pop a name for a chicken's collarbone is a wishbone. Yep. Chastise, discipline, punish, disappear, vanish.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: An often peculiar fixation fetish. Polish shines something up. That
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: is two. Let's see. No, don't worry. Let's see what
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Sean does. Sean, beating two means you go on to
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: tomorrow and you get ever closer to a dishwasher and
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: finish products of your own. Sean, are you ready?
• 57:37
  Speaker 12: Awesome.
• 57:38
  Speaker 9: I'm ready.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Ish is your flash word. Your time begins in three, two, one.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Let's roll. A red-skinned white root used in salads. Radish.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: An automatic crockery cleaner. Trash.
• 57:56
  Speaker 12: Rubbish.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: To exile someone.
• 58:00
  Speaker 10: No, skip.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: A language of Belgium.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: Finnish.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Belgium.
• 58:09
  Speaker 6: No, skip.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: An automatic crockery cleaner.
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: No, I'm not sure.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: Goodness. All right. Red skin, white root used in salads, radish.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: Automatic crockery cleaner is what you could win at the
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: end of the week.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: A dishwasher.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: There we go. Welcome back, Sean. I missed you earlier.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: I'm so glad you came back.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: Where were you?
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: All right. Trash is rubbish. Exile someone is to banish.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: A language of Belgium is Flemish. Flemish. That's it. All right.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Tiebreaker time. Boom, boom, boom. If I cannot separate you
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: after this question, you'll come back tomorrow for a tiebreaker
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: and we'll do it all over again. Nadia, I need
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: a name and then an answer. Sean, name and then answer.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: I know it gets very exciting and you might just
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: blurt out the answer. If you blurt out anything but
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: your name, it's going to be an automatic disqualification and
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: the other player will go on to play tomorrow. Nadia, understood?
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: I understand. Sean, understood?
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, 100%.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Lecker, man. Ish is still the flash word and your
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: final tiebreaker question is, I'm looking for a word with
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: ish in it that is extravagant or excessive. Sure. That's
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: his name, sure. Time. You're back tomorrow, you two. You
• 59:43
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• 59:45
  Speaker 1: the corner. That's very lavish, extravagant and excessive. You know what?
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Well done, you two. You're going to have a lovely
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: sleep tonight because you have to return tomorrow for a
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: tiebreaker and then another challenge to continue on the journey
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: towards a DeFi dishwasher and finished products. Nadia Fenter, thank
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: you for your time.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 15: Thank you, Carl.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Sean Stain, back tomorrow. Good luck, my friend.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 12: Awesome, 100%.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Anytime. Gordon's Bay, Somerset West, the battle continues tomorrow. Who
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: will win? Find out then and then also play then
• 1:00:17
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• 1:00:20
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• 1:00:22
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• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Let's get into that birthday traffic. Very trivial from Cassidy
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: Jade Nicholson. Let's find out. Hello. Is this, is it Maurits?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: I just want to make sure I get your name right.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 12: Is it?
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: The Matrix, actually. Nevermind the Maurits. We are in the Matrix.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: Can I, let me just see if your signal's clear.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Say hello again.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 12: Yes, I'm here. I can hear you clearly.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 6: Can you hear me clearly?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: I can.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: You take the blue pill. Sorry, never mind. Yeah, there
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: we go. You sorted. You heard Cassidy's traffic. I think
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: it was one of the tougher traffics that you've done
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: in terms of birthday connections.
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  Speaker 3: That's good. I try and keep people on their toes.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, let's see if you got it right. What
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: do you think we're referring to here?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 12: It's Harry Potter.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Harry Potter.
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  Speaker 1: You're a wizard, Harry. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. It is Harry Potter.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: But is there something more? Yes, there is.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: So we would have accepted Harry Potter as the answer,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: but it is Tom Felton's birthday today.
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  Speaker 1: And Tom Felton is, of course, you know.
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  Speaker 5: Malfoy.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Malfoy.
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  Speaker 12: That's Malfoy, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Potter.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: Potter. He's the only other person, apart from South Africans,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: who know how to properly pronounce a P.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Harry Potter. yep that's it that's it that's it wow
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  Speaker 1: uh yeah so there we go it's a birthday very
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: very sneaky with those um the references i heard i
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: heard snitch in there i did i heard golden after
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: snitch so golden snitch then there were a few others
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: that i think kind of went over their head.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: Okay portkey uh we've got granger for granger bay nice
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: hermione Mandrake, and then I used Daniel Emma Rupert, which
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: is obviously Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and what's... Ron Weasley.
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  Speaker 3: Ron Weasley, yes. And then Squibb, I used Golden, I
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: used Muggle, Snitch.
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  Speaker 1: Love it, Maritzman. Thank you so much for listening to
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: the show, number one, but just for your time today.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: We appreciate you, man.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 12: No, no problem. It's been a joy listening to you guys.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 12: And I've always wanted to speak to Cassidy.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: Go for it.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 12: Go for it.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. I'm putting my mic off. You say
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: whatever you want to say. Go for it. You guys
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: want to have a good chat?
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: Could you leave?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 12: No, no, no. I just enjoy your confidence in your eyebrows. Really,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 12: I do. So I look up to that. Yeah, that's great.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 12: I think it's a great thing to be feeling good about.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: I am so seen on today's show. My eyebrows?
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. By the way, do you know sometimes they say
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: food is a way to someone's heart. Eyebrows are the
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: way to Cassidy's heart.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: My word.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: Wow. Are you okay? She's going all red and stuff now.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: What did you do, dude? Come on. Sure. Are you
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: going to be all right?
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: I think I need a minute. I think you need
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: to come back in the room, and I need to leave.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: It's getting hot in here. It is. The air con
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: broke again. All right. Maritz, thank you very much. That's
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: very kind of you. Honestly, it has been a great
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: day for people acknowledging the truth about this woman over here.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: She's worked her butt off in this particular space. It's
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: been a year and a bit, and it fits. It's
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: just so right. She's honestly my favorite muggle on radio. Muggle!
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: This guy, this guy. Marius, enjoy your day, man. Thank
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: you very much for your kind words. And coming up,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: it is your chance to win a magical 5,000 rand
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: and secure your place in the draw for the ultimate
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: Mazda wonder drive weekend. And that is with the all-new
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Mazda CX-5, something that Cassidy Jade Nicholson has been doing
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: her thing with. Head to at KFMZA on Instagram or
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: Facebook to discover today's Mazda wonder drive. And answer the
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: CX-5 question, like and share the post. I could be
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: giving you a call in the next few to make
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: you a winner of that 5,000-rand prize and a spot
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: in the grand prize draw for a Mazda CX-5 weekend
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: valued at 40,000-rand. And Ricketts, vocals from the locals, it's
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: called Apologies. Do you know that there's been somebody who
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: has been traveling around this beautiful city in a Mazda CX-5?
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: And it's not just anybody. It's Cassidy Jade Nicholson. She
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: has been working very hard to bring you places and
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: spaces that elevate a lot of the features of the
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: all-new Mazda CX-5. And the way she's been bringing this
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: together is that on her socials, if you do follow
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Cassidy Jade Nicholson, aka a girl named Cassidy, please follow now.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: That'll be great. She has been giving us this incredible
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: adventure in this vehicle that I'm very intrigued about because
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: I may or may not be looking around.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: But that's our little secret.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we can't say it. Yeah, that's the secret. That's it.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: You know, I got some news about my vehicle and
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: it means that I might have to look. That's all
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say. And the Mazda CX-5, that could
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: be an option. I don't know. But for you, you've
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: been driving this car around.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: Can I have a moment?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: You can. I saw a drone shot. Now, when you
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: do a drone shot, you know that view is going
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: to be hot.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: So I was driving the Mazda CX-5 Humura, right? And
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: it is just, it's so smooth. It makes like your
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: normal drive. It's like the bomb, right? It makes you
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: want to drive. It makes you want to sit in
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 5: your car. I can even imagine that like if there
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: was traffic or something, you wouldn't mind to be in
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: that car. So I went to Chapman's Peak, which is
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: a place that I used to go with My best friend, Taryn,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: from high school, we used to go there and we
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: used to go to the picnic spot, Chapman's Peak, and
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: we would sit there and we would skinner.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: Now, obviously, skinner with a view.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: What a throwback.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: That's the thing, right? So it always held like a
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: warm spot because that was like something that we did.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: It was just for the girls. And then, you know,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 5: life changes, people change, people move away. But now whenever
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 5: there's something that I want to do, I want to celebrate,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: I go back to that same space. And that was
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: what driving the Mazda CX-5 Humura felt like to me
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: because it's the same places that I've always gone, but
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: it's different experiences now.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: And that's the truth.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, you cannot change the world, but I'm sure
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: that if you're in a good vehicle, the way you
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: see it does change, right?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: That's exactly it.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: And that's important. It's reframing. If you drive a vehicle
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: that actually reframes your reality... You get a bit of
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: that escapism that you need, especially when you are taking
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: a drive. Often we cool off to drive. We want
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: to have a memory of a place we used to
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: go to as kids. And that's what you need to do.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: So it's been beautiful. However, there are some features that
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: are elevating experiences. Like if you look at Chapman's Peak,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: the view is all around beautiful. I don't think just
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: normal windows would cut it, right? Nope.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: Wonder and big wins await as we bring the Mazda
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: Wonder Drive to life in the Mazda CX-5 on KFM 94.5.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Candice. Hello, Carl. How are you? Wonderful. You heard Cassidy
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Chapman speak. The place to skinner. It is.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: Skinner with a view.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Skinner with a view, apparently. It's beautiful. Yours. What happened
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: to just like having a quiet moment somewhere?
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: I am just a girl after all. I have to
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: report back to HR. I mean, HQ, you know.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 9: Sure.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: Now, the thing about this vehicle, it's great. And I mean,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: that Vista at Chapman's Peak is gorgeous as well. And
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: that's why the question that really was out there on
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: social media is which feature of the all-new Mazda CX-5
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Homura makes the sky and surroundings part of the drive?
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: What was your answer?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 14: Well, if you're living in Cape Town and you have
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 14: all of the views around you, you have to have
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 14: a panoramic sunroof.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 10: Like, it's without question.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: And that is, you do. Because can I tell you,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: opening your boot doesn't cut it. I tried.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 9: No, no.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 14: Or your windows.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: You need that. And is it easy to function? I
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: need to ask you about it. So tell me about
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: how that works on the vehicle.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: So the best part is it's got multiple clicks, right?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: So if you want to open it, you can open
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: it so that the whole thing is exposed. Because Carl, obviously,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: he doesn't have this function. If he wants to go
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: and kick back, he just looks at his roof.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 6: I do.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: But in that car, you can open it and keep, obviously,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: the panoramic glass. You can keep that closed. Or you
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: click again, and then the whole thing opens.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: What I want. I want that one.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, exactly. And it's perfect.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: Now you can sit back, kick back, and get your
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 5: friend to sit in the passenger seat and still skin
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: it with a view.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: This is very, very, very good. Candice, that's exactly what
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: the feature was. And which means we owe you something,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: which is 5,000 Rand. Congratulations.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: That's awesome. You're also in our big draw for the
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: Mazda Wonder Drive experience worth 40,000 Rand. So 5,000 Rand
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: in the back pocket. And who knows, we might be
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: calling you on Friday for another chance to win. Candice,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: you are our winner today. And when you drive the
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: all new Mazda CX-5, the world won't change. The way
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: you see it will. Thoughtfully designed to make every moment
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: feel more effortless and enjoyable, the CX-5 Homura combines refined
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: comfort with intelligent technology and performance from the expansive panoramic
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: sunroof to the intuitive 15.5-inch touchscreen, aka our IMAX, and
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: generous boot space with hands-free liftgate. Every detail is designed
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: around you. Wonder awaits. Experience it for yourself with the
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: all-new Mazda CX-5. Visit mazda.co.za or your nearest Mazda dealer
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: to book a test drive. And focus on our socials,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: a girl named Cassidy and KFMZA for your next experience
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: along with her and her adventure and her wonderful tour
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: around the city, plus the features that make this particular
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: vehicle something so much more.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: KFM!
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Black coffee in a kind of tour, eh? We dance again.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: I need to have my stuckey.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 10: You did that little thing again.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: Leave me alone. Leave me off. Leave me off. Hello, producer.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: Don't say it like that. How are you?
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, gosh. Hey, Carl. Hey, producer.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: No, because now he's going to do that weird thing
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: on his.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about, Clarice?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: There is a... Hey, Catherine. No, no, no, no. No. Disgusting.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: Why is it disgusting, Cassidy? It's just our voices. That's all.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: Because I know it gets followed.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: That, like, weird thing. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, well,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: you know exactly what it is.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: I am ready for the one up on the flash drive, Cassidy.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, excuse me. I don't know.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: We're ready for you. You gave us some warning time now.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: We were able to conjure some more Rusty jokes ahead
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: of the big match. The squad is announced, which inspired you, right?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: Okay. And we asked on 0829450940 for you to add
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: yours too. So we are locked in. Are we ready?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: All right. Do you want to take the floor?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 8: Of course.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: Do it.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: So when Rusty parks his car, He tells the car god,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 5: don't worry, I'll watch the street.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: And the car god gives him 20 rand.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: Yaw. That's deep, but yaw. I don't know if you
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: heard this, but Russi owns the brand Spookies and Score
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: energy drink.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: Yaw?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: Have you heard that? Yeah. Just want to start off
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: nicely with the flex. Yes.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 5: When Rassi wants to braai, the coal is always the
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 5: perfect temperature to cook chicken.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: Sure. Yeah. How does he even do that? It's Rassi.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you heard this rumor. Rumor has
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: it that, and this is a story shared far and wide. Yeah.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: To get all the workers to watch a Springbok game,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: he once called a halt on all work on a
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: bridge in Cape Town.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 8: Yes?
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 5: A puff adder once bit Russie on the foot. After
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 5: three days of agonising pain.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: The puff adder died.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: And then it reincarnated and became a Dasi. Yumna wants
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: to jump in here.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 15: Rumour has it, Rusty doesn't experience low cheating.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 14: Low cheating experiences Rusty.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: Yes, Yumna. Yes. Yes and yes. How has McDonald's not
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: made a Mac Russi burger? This is just a good question.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: They don't have enough stock. It would sell out in
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: the first week. Come on.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 13: Russi is the only person on earth that can slam
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 13: a revolving door.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: All right, where were you and I? Oh, gosh. You
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: know that Russi doesn't spill a crumb in his car
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: when eating a garage pie?
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: Did you know? What?
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: That Russie doesn't even need to dunk an Omar Rusk.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 5: He just goes.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: You know they say, eh? The Tokoloshi looks for Russie
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: under his bed. Did you know?
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. When Russie goes to the Kruger National Park. Yes.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: The big five stay at bay to take photos of Russie.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: Do you know once someone collected Rassi's tears and put
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: them into foil bags and we got pupsuck?
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: Oh my word. Beatrice, are you okay?
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: Where's Beatrice?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: Somebody check on producer Beatrice.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: Can I just add one from Louis? Louis just says
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: SARS pays Russie tax.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: Checkers 60. Russie wants to write with checkers 60.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: Can't even i know i'm sorry i'm trying as well honestly.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: Russie once used the checkers 60 app yeah rumor has
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: it the delivery was there five minutes before he opened the.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: App what my last one okay Oh, gosh.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: My last one.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Do it, girl.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: Do you know that originally Table Mountain wasn't flat?
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 5: Rusty just needed to rest his elbow somewhere one time.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: We love you, Rusty. Oh, my word.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: What a session. All right.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: Part three coming soon. We'll think about it. We actually
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: might have to do it this week because it's a
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: springboard game. Anyway, have a lovely evening. Look after yourself.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: Utah is up next to look after you till 10 o'clock.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: We're back tomorrow, same time, same space on what is
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: going to be kind of like a fake Friday on
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: a Wednesday, but all your favorites, cashbacks to win, dishwashers
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: to win. This is your show. Thanks for supporting it.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: We are out. Okay, love you.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 7: Bye.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: Weekdays, 3 to 7 p.m. The Flash Drive with Carl
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: Wastey on KFM 94.5.