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DLHS HOUR 4 | Phobias, Plane Weights & a MAGA Cult Comedy · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the DLU. We show you a 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 2: If you're going to be in Chicago, I'm there at
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  Speaker 2: the Rego Theater along with Don Lemon for DL and DL.
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  Speaker 1: You got a lot going on. Yeah, I do. What's happening?
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  Speaker 1: Charlie's Boy. You know, a big shout out to Baltimore.
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  Speaker 1: How's your book doing, by the way? It's doing great.
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  Speaker 1: The big shout out to Baltimore. You know, they had
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  Speaker 1: 2,000 people at the book signing. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's awesome that people get to see an
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  Speaker 3: emotional side of you and a very personal side of
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  Speaker 3: you as well. I watched all of that Angie Martinez video.
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  Speaker 1: Interview. It was very good. You watched it happen. What
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: But you never know if how you see it is
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  Speaker 3: how they're going to edit it. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: You never know.
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  Speaker 2: Like you and me in the podcast. Like Skip in
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  Speaker 2: the radio show. We do the best we can with
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  Speaker 2: what you give us. I'm always subject to you all's interpretation.
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  Speaker 2: We got a song from when your mom and daddy
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  Speaker 2: were still together. I got a little note from the
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  Speaker 2: GED section plus Jasmine Sanders will let us know what's
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  Speaker 2: trending on the D.R.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 2: Give us The five top phobias of all time, according
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  Speaker 2: to fearof.net.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I can tell you number five is arachnophobia.
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  Speaker 1: Fear of spiders. Spiders.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not mad at spiders.
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  Speaker 3: As long as they don't come near me, I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: It's the number one movie this year.
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  Speaker 3: Number four of the top five phobias of all time.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's ophidiophobia.
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  Speaker 1: What's that?
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  Speaker 3: It's the fear of snakes.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was the fear of saying long words. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that part, too. That part, too. I'm definitely scared.
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  Speaker 4: As long as I see it first.
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  Speaker 1: I'm all right.
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  Speaker 3: Number three of the top five phobias of all time. Ooh, acrophobia.
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  Speaker 1: This one's easy. That's heights. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As we
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  Speaker 1: sit here on the 11th floor looking at the whole city.
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  Speaker 2: There's that.
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  Speaker 3: Number two of the top five phobias of all time, xenophobia.
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  Speaker 1: The fear of dogs.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: They say about 36% of the population has it, though.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's only strange. You know, black people only are
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  Speaker 4: strange dogs.
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  Speaker 1: If it's a dog, we know it's cool. Hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: get your dog, man. Stop playing.
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  Speaker 4: Get your dog. Stop playing, man.
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  Speaker 3: And, of course, the number one of the top five
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  Speaker 3: phobias of all time. This is the one that I
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  Speaker 3: definitely have, trypophobia. I cannot stand it.
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  Speaker 1: Fear of holes.
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  Speaker 2: Hate it.
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  Speaker 4: Period.
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  Speaker 1: And there's the joke there, but we're going to leave
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  Speaker 1: it alone. Yes, we are.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I guess you'll never. Okay, go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead. I thought you were the kind with different
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  Speaker 1: area codes. But no, no, okay, all right. All right,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, Deb.
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  Speaker 2: Coming up, we've got a little note from the GED section.
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  Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 3: Boy, I'm sure glad that's over with.
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  Speaker 4: Me too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know, I learned something today.
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  Speaker 4: What have we learned, Charlie Brown?
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  Speaker 1: What did y'all learn today? It's time to talk about
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  Speaker 1: what we've learned today. You must learn. That's got to
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  Speaker 1: do it, ladies and gentlemen. It's the D.L.
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  Speaker 2: Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. In case you were going
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  Speaker 2: to be at the, excuse me, at the, Is it
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  Speaker 2: the Regal Theater in Chicago?
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  Speaker 1: But somebody look what I've installed.
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  Speaker 3: It's the Chicago Theater.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: The Chicago Theater in Chicago.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Jasmine Sanders, what did you learn besides my schedule that
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  Speaker 2: I don't know?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I can tell you what I learned, the importance
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  Speaker 3: of voting. I got out, and I stood in line,
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  Speaker 3: and I voted because I knew it was important, so
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  Speaker 3: I did what I had to do.
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  Speaker 4: Bam. There you go.
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  Speaker 1: There you go.
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  Speaker 4: Me too.
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  Speaker 3: Period.
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  Speaker 1: Skip, my man Cheatham, what did you learn today, baby boy?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I learned. I don't know if you got a
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  Speaker 4: chance to see it. There was a MAGA rally in
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  Speaker 4: South Carolina and live on Fox News. They went up
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  Speaker 4: to a young man and he was like, you know,
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  Speaker 4: they was like, why are you here and everything? He said, well,
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  Speaker 4: I was too young in the 70s to go to
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  Speaker 4: the Jonestown massacre. So I came here and they said,
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  Speaker 4: what do you mean? He said, ain't nothing like seeing
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  Speaker 4: a cult live in person. And, you know, it was
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  Speaker 4: live on TV. So they couldn't stop.
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  Speaker 1: And a reporter was like.
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  Speaker 4: Guess he's not a MAGA fan.
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  Speaker 1: Back after this. That was hilarious. Yeah, he ain't drinking
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  Speaker 1: that Kool-Aid.
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  Speaker 2: All right, coming up on the next D.L. Hughley Show,
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  Speaker 2: if you're not going to happy hour, no worries. We're
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  Speaker 2: going to bring the party to you with the Hughley
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  Speaker 2: House Party. Plus, we're going to give you another hot
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  Speaker 2: new song on my Day Butter of the Week and
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  Speaker 2: an episode where people get to tell me exactly what
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  Speaker 2: they think of me called F.U.
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  Speaker 4: D.L. Hughley.
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting F. tomorrow. You can get a front row seat.
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  Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 2: We will definitely see you on the other side. Kyle,
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  Speaker 2: my favorite short bus operator. Pull that string. We gots
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  Speaker 2: to go.
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  Speaker 4: Toot, toot.
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  Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show. See you on the other side.