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I Won't Have What She's Having | Wednesday 10.09.24 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to believe your worries outside and laugh with
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  Speaker 1: us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with Trade
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  Speaker 1: Trenholm and Raj Sharman, appreciate you being with us today.
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  Speaker 1: Lots and lots and lots to get to, including a
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  Speaker 1: Treehouse movie, news, and one woman finding out such a
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  Speaker 1: shocking secret about her husband that she did something even
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  Speaker 1: more shocking. Lots of shocking things inside the Treehouse coming
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  Speaker 1: up today, But today we're first going to start with
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  Speaker 1: speaking of husbands and wives and things. Trey, you are
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  Speaker 1: coming off of a wedding on Sunday. We haven't had
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  Speaker 1: a chance to really cover that at all. Now have
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  Speaker 1: you officiated a wedding before?
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  Speaker 2: I had done one before, But like, literally there were
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  Speaker 2: four people involved of like the couple and two witnesses,
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  Speaker 2: and that was it.
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  Speaker 1: When you're doing your first officiating, when you're marrying your
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  Speaker 1: first couple, a nice, small intimate ceremony is definitely preferred
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  Speaker 1: as opposed to a large group where there's a lot
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  Speaker 1: more pressure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And when I agreed to this thing, this one,
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was going to be kind of a
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  Speaker 2: small intimate deal and it was two hundred.
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  Speaker 1: People sorry, I just turned into Santa Claus.
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  Speaker 3: But for some people that is small if you haven't yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I mean I but when Neil got married in Houston,
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  Speaker 3: there was yep, I think there was over close to
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  Speaker 3: five hundred.
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  Speaker 1: What yeah, oh sorry Indian wedding right, yep? Okay, So
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  Speaker 1: is that where I mean? I don't have I'm not
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  Speaker 1: very well versed in the Indian community. Raj, You're about
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  Speaker 1: all I got. But I mean, I know a little
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  Speaker 1: bit about Indian culture. You've You've shared a lot with
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  Speaker 1: me over the years that we've known each other, and
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  Speaker 1: I know Indian weddings are extravagant affairs, yes, but five
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  Speaker 1: hundred gets So does that mean they just invite everyone
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  Speaker 1: that they go to like worship with. Is it the
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  Speaker 1: whole neighborhood? Is it? Is it the entire extended family
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  Speaker 1: flying in from India type of thing.
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  Speaker 3: There's family coming in from India, There's family that came
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  Speaker 3: in from the UK, there's family that came in from Canada,
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  Speaker 3: there's family that came in from South Africa, and then
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  Speaker 3: her family that was coming in from the UK and
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  Speaker 3: India and Canada, and then friends. So it's five hundred
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  Speaker 3: people at the wedding, and the reception at night I
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  Speaker 3: think was half that. I think it was two fifty. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so at least tre you weren't thrown into
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  Speaker 1: that much of a fire. But still, two hundred people.
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  Speaker 1: Two hundred people is a lot for a white wedding.
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  Speaker 1: The weddings that I've officiated, you know, I've done a
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  Speaker 1: handful on the radio, and those are intimate affairs, thank god.
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  Speaker 1: My first regular wedding officiating was just the couple and me,
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  Speaker 1: so very low maintenance, so if I something up, it
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  Speaker 1: didn't matter. They were friends, and then it didn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: Now I do them pretty regularly, and it might be
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  Speaker 1: anywhere from just a couple, or it might be sixty
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  Speaker 1: seventy people. Are you there not two hundred?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Are you the reverend O'Malley? Is that what you do?
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  Speaker 3: I am the Reverend dan on Alley.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. Remember that bit we used to do on
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  Speaker 1: Saturday Nights years and years ago on Live one O
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  Speaker 1: five three. Hi, I'm father O'Malley. Now I am in
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  Speaker 1: this case life imitated the art if you want to
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  Speaker 1: call that old bit art.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Someone addressed me as ministry and I was like, eh, technically.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's reverend. Yeah, it's Reverend m Effort.
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  Speaker 3: Minister. Wow, I would never I would never think to
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  Speaker 3: call you that. Well, that's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was fun. It was Uh, he's been a
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  Speaker 2: friend of mine. We work together at the IVY and
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  Speaker 2: he has been sober like twenty years and he helped
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  Speaker 2: me out when I was getting sober, and he's now
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  Speaker 2: a manager at Alberne's and so it was. It was
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  Speaker 2: a lot of fun. There were a lot of you know,
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  Speaker 2: people I knew there and there were a lot of
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  Speaker 2: shock people. And I was standing up there doing the wedding.
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  Speaker 1: Why were they Why were they shocked you were officiating
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  Speaker 1: the wedding.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they they had no idea that, you know. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: they've just known me from you know, the bar business
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  Speaker 2: and industry stuff like that. They just and I'm not
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  Speaker 2: exactly holy material.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it actually makes sense because working in the
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  Speaker 1: service industry with you, Trey, just working with you period,
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  Speaker 1: I can understand someone's surprise that someone who says God
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  Speaker 1: as much as you do being a man of God
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  Speaker 1: is pretty ironic.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, that's one of the that's one of my
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  Speaker 3: favorite words as well. I like it. It's very Uh, it's
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  Speaker 3: very effective.
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  Speaker 2: Most people know my other favorite word too, exactly lend
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  Speaker 2: itself to holy things.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think it may actually be one of the
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  Speaker 1: few dirty words that is not in the Bible. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but the but the book, according to Trey, sure it is.
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  Speaker 1: So I can imagine if if if they were to
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  Speaker 1: do like a third edition of the Bible, because you
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  Speaker 1: have the Old Testament, the New Testament, if you want
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  Speaker 1: to have the next one, and you want to include
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  Speaker 1: the book, according to Trey, and it'd be the first
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  Speaker 1: letter to the.
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  Speaker 3: They were next to the Corinthians.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone got it that day. Yeah, Trey's tablets take
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  Speaker 1: on a different look. But so so you you two
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  Speaker 1: hundred people officiated that wedding. That's that's a lot of
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  Speaker 1: that's a lot of stress.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was anxiety, it was. And of course, you know,
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  Speaker 2: it was supposed to have a lob mic and one
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  Speaker 2: of the clip on mics that you know, you clip
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  Speaker 2: onto your tie or your suit jacket whatever. Of course,
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  Speaker 2: the uh that didn't work. So I'm having to hold
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  Speaker 2: a handheld mic with my folder with the service, and
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  Speaker 2: it had been stagnant all day, but right as the
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  Speaker 2: service starts.
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  Speaker 3: Wind.
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  Speaker 1: Just to blow your pages around. Uh huh, So maybe
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  Speaker 1: another trick I should have told you about. And I
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  Speaker 1: have to do it on the island here when I
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  Speaker 1: officiate weddings, as I have my folder. But what I
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  Speaker 1: do is just in case we get an island rain
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  Speaker 1: that pops in, is I put them in clear sleeves
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  Speaker 1: so in case it rains, it doesn't ruin the script.
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  Speaker 1: I can still read through it or just kind of
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  Speaker 1: wipe it off with my hand. The other thing it
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  Speaker 1: does is it weights the pages down a little bit
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  Speaker 1: so the breeze doesn't whip the pages in and then
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  Speaker 1: I get lost.
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  Speaker 2: That would have been a very helpful tip.
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  Speaker 1: But got through it, and well I'd be the subject
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  Speaker 1: of your second letter to.
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  Speaker 2: The You were kind enough to help me out with
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  Speaker 2: the script and the service, because obviously you've done quite
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  Speaker 2: a few and it was a big hit. Had a few.
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  Speaker 2: There was a pretty large age gap between the two
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  Speaker 2: of them, so a few had a few jokes in there.
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  Speaker 1: How big of an age gap are we talking?
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  Speaker 2: Uh close to thirty years?
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  Speaker 1: Wow?
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  Speaker 3: Wow?
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  Speaker 1: So here you are officiating a wedding with two hundred people.
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  Speaker 1: I'm assuming it was the groom that's thirty years older
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  Speaker 1: than the bride. Yes, did you? And as the officiant,
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  Speaker 1: did you you? In sort of a perfectly timed amber alert,
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  Speaker 1: I put an.
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  Speaker 2: Amber alert joke in there. I wanted to, but I
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  Speaker 2: realized that the eighteen year old sound guy I used
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  Speaker 2: kind of air quotes with sound guy. Uh, I was
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  Speaker 2: not going to trust him too. But yeah, but uh
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  Speaker 2: put an amber alert joke in there, you know, joke
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  Speaker 2: and make.
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  Speaker 1: Sure and make sure you get full consent from her
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  Speaker 1: parents because she's probably not old enough to do it
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  Speaker 1: on her own.
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  Speaker 2: Said prom must have been awkward people passing her notes
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  Speaker 2: saying link twice if you need.
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  Speaker 3: Help, and it's a it's a day wedding, I'm assuming
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  Speaker 3: because she can't be out too late.
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  Speaker 2: Well there there, Now you know they've been together for
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  Speaker 2: seven years.
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  Speaker 1: So now, how how hard into the paint on the
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  Speaker 1: age jokes did you go?
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  Speaker 4: Like?
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  Speaker 1: Like did you decide? Like when is it weird? When
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  Speaker 1: you guys like trying to think how to phrase the
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  Speaker 1: this and and make it land? Uh So, now that
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  Speaker 1: you guys are married, you're gonna have an interesting future
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  Speaker 1: with this age gap. Just remember that when you pick
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  Speaker 1: her up from daycare, you tell everyone that works there.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay, she's my wife. I uh is there is
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  Speaker 1: there a husband's line at school when you drop off
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  Speaker 1: the kids.
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  Speaker 2: Well there's also you know, because they now they have
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  Speaker 2: two children and everything else. But I I came close
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  Speaker 2: to throwing in some jokes about like, you know, in
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  Speaker 2: about five years, you're gonna have starting him around the.
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  Speaker 3: House and the two kids when they're at there, when
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  Speaker 3: when they're at their games or whatever their activities, people like, hey.
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  Speaker 2: Man, your grandpa is.
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  Speaker 3: Your mom's high Your grandpa's the sweetest.
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  Speaker 1: Really, it really seems like your grandpa and your mom
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  Speaker 1: have a really weird relationship. I'm so glad your wedding
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  Speaker 1: went well.
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  Speaker 5: Trey.
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  Speaker 1: train of thought. Luckily I remember it now because I
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  Speaker 1: was shocked when I saw this headline when Trey sent
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  Speaker 1: it to me, and I don't know if I can
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  Speaker 1: ever fully recover from it. So what I'm gonna do
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  Speaker 1: you guys ready?
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  Speaker 3: Yep?
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  Speaker 8: All right? Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: You know what actually see?
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  Speaker 8: This may need some music.
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  Speaker 1: I'll find it in a second.
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  Speaker 2: Here you go.
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  Speaker 1: I thought my marriage was perfect, but after my husband died.
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  Speaker 1: I discovered his depraved secret life and felt so mad
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  Speaker 1: with rage that I ate his ashes in revenge.
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  Speaker 3: What thank you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Let that sink in right?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I found some found some music.
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  Speaker 8: Here, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: I thought my marriage was perfect, but after my husband died,
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  Speaker 1: I discovered his depraved secret life and felt so mad
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  Speaker 1: with rage that I ate his ashes in revenge. This
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  Speaker 1: is from the Widow's Guide to Dead Bastards by Jessica Waite.
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  Speaker 1: It's out now and published by a Tree of Books.
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  Speaker 3: His ashes? Who did she have him turn into frosted flakes? Like?
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  Speaker 2: How do you do that?
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  Speaker 1: You know what? That's a good question, roj. Let's find out.
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  Speaker 1: Jessica Wait's perfect marriage perished long before the abrupt death
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  Speaker 1: of her husband. She just didn't know it. Her idyllic
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  Speaker 1: life came crashing down when Shawn, her husband of seventeen years,
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  Speaker 1: died suddenly from a heart attack on a business trip
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  Speaker 1: to Texas. Then, as Jessica waited, grief stricken through funeral
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  Speaker 1: arrangements and struggled to care for their nine year old son,
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  Speaker 1: her world was upended for a second time. It was
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  Speaker 1: just days after Shawn's death that Jessica discovered he'd been
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  Speaker 1: hiding a disturbing secret lying in bed at home in Calgary, Canada.
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  Speaker 1: She opened Shawn's iPad to search for the phone number
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  Speaker 1: of the Houston hospital where his body was being stored,
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  Speaker 1: but Jessica only made it as far as is typing
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  Speaker 1: ho when the search window auto filled with words Houston escorts. Confused,
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  Speaker 1: she scrolled through the search history, and a stream of
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  Speaker 1: disturbing past queries flashed up locations girls services prices. Over
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  Speaker 1: the following months, Jessica would discover that the man she
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  Speaker 1: thought of as a loyal husband had been a relentless
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  Speaker 1: user of prostitutes, had conducted numerous affairs, and had frequently
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  Speaker 1: worked through the night to curate a sprawling collection of
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  Speaker 1: depraved images on his personal computer. The industrial scale of
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  Speaker 1: Sean's infidelity and obsession perpetrated over so many years, it's
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  Speaker 1: revealed in Jessica's extraordinary new book, The Widow's Guide to
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  Speaker 1: Dead Bastards. In some ways, the betrayal of their marriage
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  Speaker 1: is the oldest story in the world, but at the
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  Speaker 1: heart of Jessica's remarkable testimony is Show's dissent into a
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  Speaker 1: very modern abyss and all absorbing interest in Internet driven
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  Speaker 1: sex and pornography, which consumed him and very nearly Jessica
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  Speaker 1: herself as she struggled to confront the truth Horn had
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  Speaker 1: cannibalized their relationships. She writes, the world Shawn built on
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  Speaker 1: the surfaces, career, our family, our beautiful home, all of
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  Speaker 1: that was matched in size and scope by his subterranean activity.
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  Speaker 3: M Ganian.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yet, one of the most remarkable aspects of Jessica's
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  Speaker 1: story is the fact that she somehow managed to forgive
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  Speaker 1: him after the shock of the iPad revelation. The next
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  Speaker 1: blow came and she which she attempted to deal a
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  Speaker 1: series of overdue credit card bills for Shawn's work trips,
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  Speaker 1: which seemed to involve expensive hotels and room service. She
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  Speaker 1: requested itemized receipts from the hotels and the hope she
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  Speaker 1: could claim thousands of dollars back from Shawn's employer, but
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  Speaker 1: the receipts when they arrived, damning breakfasts for two bottles
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  Speaker 1: of prosecco, everything ordered in pairs. In horror, Jessica went
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  Speaker 1: to a mutual friend and explained she suspected Sean had
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  Speaker 1: brought escorts back to his room, but the friend had
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  Speaker 1: more bad news for her. She revealed that Sean had
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  Speaker 1: confided that he'd also been having an affair with someone
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  Speaker 1: he'd met through work. As Jessica explains in the book,
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  Speaker 1: the truth began to overwhelm her, driving her mad. One day,
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  Speaker 1: as she battled to contain her mounting fury, she cut
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  Speaker 1: open the bag containing Sean's ashes, carried them into her garden,
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  Speaker 1: and mixed a portion of them with dog feces before
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  Speaker 1: throwing the sordid mixture into the trash. She reflects by saying,
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  Speaker 1: I've desecrated the remains of my partner in life. But then,
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  Speaker 1: in despair and guilt, she took more of his ashes
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  Speaker 1: and actually ate them.
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  Speaker 3: Why did you? Why did you go to like a
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  Speaker 3: scary movie guy voice at that part, put some dog
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  Speaker 3: faces on it, and then she had a guilt ate them?
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  Speaker 3: That was awesome?
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  Speaker 2: And what did she hope to accomplish by eating them?
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  Speaker 8: Man?
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  Speaker 1: I really wish I had thought of a good punchline
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  Speaker 1: for that question. I was so enthralled by this story,
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't even thinking of I guess.
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  Speaker 3: I guess the whole idea would be like he was
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  Speaker 3: inside so many people. This is her last chance to
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  Speaker 3: be inside her.
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  Speaker 2: She was finally going to trap him into monogamy.
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  Speaker 3: But what half? Because the others in dog poop?
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  Speaker 1: No, she threw that in the trash. Yeah, that's bad enough.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so she poured a bunch of it on the
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  Speaker 3: dog poop and through the trash. And so she's only
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  Speaker 3: getting half her husband, right, right.
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  Speaker 2: All she got anyway.
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  Speaker 3: For her husband and all of that.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of getting more things into your life, I think
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  Speaker 1: I need to go see if I can find this
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: book on Amazon where the lady talks about how adulterous
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: her husband was and then getting so mad at him
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: after the fact that she decides to eat his ashes, Yeah.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: That is I don't even know. I mean, I don't
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: know how you do that. Like, but yeah, both my
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: parents cremated and so you know, we we like take
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: the ashes to India and do the Holy Ganges River thing,
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: and uh, it's it. I don't know how you bacon
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: in something. I don't know how there's.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you could do that. You could like
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: mix it like a cinnamon roll or maybe some crescent rolls.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, one of the things. And obviously Raj, you know
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: this is uh it's not like the sand like you
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: see in the movies. It's chunky.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and there's a bone and stuff in it.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: And so I'm like, well, can't you just put that
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: in the ninja like the food processor, you can make
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: a broth.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Maybe, yeah, you can do do a delicious human sean
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: bone broth broth of Sean.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: No this making a nice big bowl of chili.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go, that's just no beans.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: All Sean.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Moving.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: The fact she's that crazy makes you think that maybe, uh,
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: he was seeking comfort in other women because she would
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: she's bouncing.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Off the walls. Yeah, he wanted someone bouncing on him.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, yeah, because it's hard to get her to
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: bounce on you if she's bouncing off the walls, because
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: that's dangerous.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: But I've never uh, that is the wildest story I
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: think I've ever heard. I've never heard anything that bizarre.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: I think that that is such a wild story. Not
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: only do I want to read the book, I want
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: to see if someone will make a movie out of it.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, you were talking about creussent Rolls. I
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: was like, what are you goin to? I mean, what
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: are you gonna call it? Like Pillsbury Sean? I don't know,
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know you would give that, give that movie title?
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: And who plays Sean?
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Well there, There's there's so many options out there. But
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think I think a nice product tie
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: in would be Lunchables, but they're Shawnables, Seawan and Hoy.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Speaking of movie, I saw this a couple of days ago,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: and me and I got excited about it because I'm
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: a fan of eighties action movies. It's what I grew
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: up on. I grew up on the Swartzeneger movies, the
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Stallone movies, the Van Damp all this stuff. Love eighties
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: action movies. But I'm a little scared when they start
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: remaking films that I that are near and dear to
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: my heart right now. Another realization I've had recently is
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: that I'm a big fan of Glenn Powell. He was
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: the guy that played Hangman in the Top Gun remake,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: which was of course one of the iconic eighties action films.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: So Glenn Powell was in that. I also saw him
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: in Twister, which was a remake. And it turns out
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: one of my favorite Arnold Schwartzeneger movies from the eighties
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: is Running Man, and they are remaking I believe it's paramount.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: They are going to remake the Running Man movie, which
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: and I didn't realize this is based on a nineteen
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: eighty two novel by Stephen King, so I learned that today.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: And so anyway, they're going to remake The Running Man,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: which came out in nineteen eighty seven. It's going to
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: star Glenn Powell and the director Edgar Wright. So the
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: news that I saw is that Edgar Wright's upcoming remake
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: of The Running Man starring Glenn Powell got a release
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: date of November twenty first, twenty twenty five, so just
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: over a year from now. It will be a lovely
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: birthday gift to me because I love the Running Man
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: movie and I'm a newly minted Glenn Powell fan, so
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: I'm excited for that. I thought that already remade that
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: once you're thinking of total recall.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Total recall.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, another another Schwartzenegger eighties classic. They did that.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Running Man had Richard Dawson in it, didn't it yet?
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: That's the game show, that's right. Yeah, So in case
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: you haven't seen it, The Running Man was previously announced
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: to begin filming this fall in London, starring Powell in
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: the role. Originated by Arnold Schwarzenegger in nineteen eighty seven
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: and based on the eighty two novel by Stephen King.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: It takes place in a dystopian future where criminals joined
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: a TV competition and are hunted by professional killers. By
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: the way, do you remember what year it was that
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: dystopian future of Running Man?
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Twenty twenty?
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: You're close five years ago. Twenty nineteen is when The
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Running Man took place from the eighties. Now in the
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: same story, there were some other interesting news that popped up.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: It has me excited, and that is also from Paramount.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: They've moved their reboot of Naked Gun starring one of
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: my favorite actors, Liam Neeson. That is moving from July
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: eighteenth to August first. And when I first heard about
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: a Naked Gun remake, I was like, don't do it.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: You can't do it. You're not gonna get anyone to
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: do it any better than Leslie Nielsen. And then when
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: they said Liam Neeson, I thought, ooh, actually, I think
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: that Mike could actually work pretty well if we're being honest,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: because Liam Neeson is a really good comedic actor.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: Is he. I mean, he's decent, but he's playing I
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: mean the look in Ted or Ted two, he's just
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: playing the guy from taking buying tricks.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it still shows he got a sense of
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: humor and he was phenomenal in A Million Ways to
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Die in the West with also with Seth MacFarland. But
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: I'm really glad you brought up Ted two, Raj, because
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: really this whole story is just an excuse for me
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: to play the scene of Liam Neeson in Ted two
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: where he buys tricks. It's all been a job ruse
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: on on my part. So let's enjoy now. Liam Neeson
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: as Brian the CIA Operative in tattoo tricks.
• 29:09
  Speaker 8: Are exclusively for children. Is that correct?
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean they say, uh, tricks are for kids
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: in the commercials.
• 29:19
  Speaker 8: And there's that enforced by law. Uh not to my knowledge. No,
• 29:26
  Speaker 8: these tricks there'll be no trouble. No, No, you should
• 29:30
  Speaker 8: be fine. You do understand that. I myself, I'm not
• 29:33
  Speaker 8: a child.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: I wish.
• 29:38
  Speaker 8: Okay, I'm gonna bring these back to my apartment.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you'll you'll be okay.
• 29:46
  Speaker 8: I won't be followed.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: No, that's that's not an our budget here.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Hey, look, if if you can play opposite Jody Foster
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: in nell convincingly and a talking Teddy Bear and Ted too.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: I am really looking forward to the Naked Gun remake
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: with Liam Neeson.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: I will My first was initial reaction was just recoiled
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: that there's some things you shouldn't touch now. And I
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: will say this, Leslie Nielsen was a actually serious dramatic
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: actor before Airplane and then the files of the police,
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: police squad, and then that a gun. But he had
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: his delivery, his dry delivery on stuff was just I mean,
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: that's once in a lifetime stuff and it better have
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: some really good riding.
• 30:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: I agree with Trey. It was one of those I
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: don't know who could do it better than him. I
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: don't even know who they were trying to cast before
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: him that they ended up with Liam Neeson. But there
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: was a movie called Flight seventy seven or Airplane seventy seven.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: That's the movie that Liam Neeson was in, and it
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: was a serious roll about a plane I think that's
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: got a bomb on it or something to that effect.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: And then that's how he got like asked to come
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: in for the airplane airport. There's all there was there was.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: There was also another one that he was a captain
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: of the plane that's has a bomb on it or something.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: But maybe did he can fill the room roll of oj.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's going to be a that's gonna be a
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: banger right there.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: He's going to be filling in a lot of stuff
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: in prison.
• 31:52
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  Speaker 1: so we've got books, h to read, movies to look
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: forward to. Got a lady eating her dead husband's ashes
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: because what she thought was the American dream. Turns out
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: it was sort of an American nightmare. But speaking of
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: the American dream, do you guys want to guess how
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: much the American dream costs over a lifetime?
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: What is the American dream in totality?
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: What do we for the sake of this story, the
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: American dream will include things like owning a car, getting married,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: having kids, vacation, having a pet, owning a home, and
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: then eventually retiring and then dying. These are all the
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: things that are factored into Investipedia's twenty twenty four report.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: And how much they say it now to have the
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: American dream? So basically a full life family, kids, car, house,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: How much does that all cost?
• 34:13
  Speaker 8: Do you think? Over left?
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: You want me to go first, sure, trail, let's go.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: I mean he's five million Okay, all.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Right, en raj uh three point two three point two. Well,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: let's see. I'm gonna give that one. I believe to
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: mister Sharma because you didn't go over. I know it's
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: a low bar. We said, we're playing like price is
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: right rules.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: A recent national financial report found that four point four
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: million dollars is what it costs to live the American dream.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Invest A ped a financial media group, came to the
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: conclusion that the American Dream costs about four point four
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: million dollars after it estimated lifetime household cost of common
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: milestones including getting married, raising two kids, buying a house,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: having new cars, saving for retirement, going on yearly vacations,
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: and more. But I will say it was not completely
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: smooth sailing when they released these numbers because they also
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: released a handy dandy infographic along with it, and that's
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: when people got a little bit confused. I'm gonna show
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: this to you, okay. According to Investipedia, it now costs
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: four point four million dollars to live the American dream,
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: and that means the cost of owning a new car
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: is going to be eight hundred eleven, four hundred forty dollars.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Your wedding is going to be forty four three hundred dollars,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: raising two kids and their four year college degrees eight
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: hundred thirty two thousand, one hundred and seventy two dollars. Uh,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: annual vacation one hundred and seventy nine thousand, one hundred
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: nine dollars. See what they should have done here was
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: put in there over a lifetime. Because the way this
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: breaks down is it makes it sound like you're gonna
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: go on one vacation and it's gonna cost one hundred
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: and eighty thousand dollars, or or you're gonna own a
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: car and that car costs eight hundred and eleven thousand,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: four hundred and forty dollars. Or you're gonna have a
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: pet and that's gonna be a really sickly pet because
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: it's gonna cost you thirty six thousand, six hundred and
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: twenty six dollars. But hey, your funeral is only gonna
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: cost you, you know, eighty four hundred.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, which that's clearly they're cremating because that's really cheap
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: for two people.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's backyard cremation.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: And uh, they should have they should have had an
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Indian company do this as well, so we can so
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: we can cut some prices here because the raising, the
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: raising two kids will like we always assume that the
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: two kids are getting a scholarship, so we don't have
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: to pay for the college. And they can split one car,
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: so we can do that. We can live in a
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: we don't have to retire with one point six million dollars.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: I don't know who that's for. And our funerals are
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: like five hundred bucks, like like we we'd cremate and
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: we don't even have like we don't we have a
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: memorial somewhere else. So like it's like at home, like
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: is what you would. People would come and there'd be
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: the box and then the picture and we had to
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: provide lunch. So that was like three hundred bucks mm hmm.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: So we can knock that out for eight hundred pets.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Uh turtle goldfish.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Definitely not taking those to the vet.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Nope. And that's why I think fleshable. That's my that's
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: my Indian advice to people. Get up pet that's fleshable.
• 37:56
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Well, if you want to go super Indian, then then
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: just you know, flush flush Grandma when she dies.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: You can do that and then yeah, and that that
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: would that would knock it down to like eleven.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Dollars or just however much gas is for you know,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: at the.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Time an annual vacation, we used to just go to
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: India and stay at our my uncle's house and uh
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: we would we would be there for six weeks, so
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: they paid for all of our snacks and food and
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: all that stuff.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: So I will say though that you know the idea
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: of vacation, you know, costing one hundred and eighty thousand dollars,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: you know, like and you're talking about doing family trips
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: as vacation, like going to see my great grandmother as
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: a kid in Pittsburgh, Texas. If I could have taken
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: out a loan at the time, one hundred and eighty
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars loan that I would pay off like college
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: for the next forty years, so I never had to
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: go back to that woman's house, I would have done it,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: and it would have been money well spent.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: I take it. It wasn't a delight full time in Pittsburgh, Texas.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: You clearly haven't been to Pittsburgh, Texas.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: I I think I have been. Is it next to Pottsboro, Texas?
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: No, not even close.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: It's next to Mount Vernon.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Ye, it's where Pilgrim is.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: I have been to Pittsburgh, Texas. They have a bar
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: that's in a bus. They took a bus and ripped
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: out the interior made it a bar. It's on the
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: side of the road. I have been. That's uh.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: They didn't have that when I went there to visit
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: grandmother Glick.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: Grandmother Glick.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, even her name was terrible.
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. Birthdays today. Uh. Peter Parker's best friend
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  Speaker 1: ned in the Marvel Spider Man movies, Jacob Battalon. He
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: is twenty eight today. Happy birthday. To Jacob, and I
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: think they're actually pretty close to best friends in real
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: life as well, so you know, good, good for both
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: of them having a having a good, you know, best
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: friend relationship on and off screen.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: Yea.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: And man, that's got to be hard because you know,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: if you guys have seen those Spider Man movies, Jacob Battelon,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: you know he's he's a heavier dude, right whereas you
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: know Spider Man is not. So it's it's an interesting pairing.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: So good for them, you know, for having like like
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: the big friend and the really good looking friend, and
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: they found each other and they've and they've buddied up,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: and I'm happy for them because it doesn't usually happen
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: that way in real.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: Life, right right.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: It's a it's a it's a tough relationship. You know,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: if you're big like that and your buddy can walk
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: around without a shirt on all the time, you you
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: kind of hate him for it. Maybe maybe maybe that's
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: just me.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: I'm just this why you and Tossos broke up.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say it, but I didn't have the ball.
• 41:55
  Speaker 8: Jesus.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Other birthdays today, my good tree bringing the fire. No, No,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: that was for different exenuating circumstances. Luckily, everyone's moved on
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: from that in their own special and positive ways. I
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: cherished that time. By the way, other birthdays today Beladied
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: She's a model. She is twenty eight today. Also, we've
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: got Tyler James Williams. He is Gregory Eddie on Abbott Elementary,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Noah on The Walking Dead, and the star of Everybody
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Hates Chris. He's thirty two today. Tim Allen's oldest son
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: on Home Improvement played Brad Zachary ty Bryan is forty
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: three today. Good for him for making it because he
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: was one of those kids I thought, oh, he gonna
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: make it to that.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: He just got arrested again recently, did he really? Yeah?
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Wow, Hollywood's hard man.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: I think it was domestic violence or something like that.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: But yeah, well, you know, Tim Allen was once arrested
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: for you know, was it cocaine possession?
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Time in prison?
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he did like several years in prison for cocaine trafficking.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, sorry, it wasn't just he didn't just
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: have it, he was he was moving it.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: When he tells it on stage, it's marijuana. In real life,
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: it was cocaine.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Why change it because people maybe maybe early in his
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: career he told people marijuana, but today's standard everybody can
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: search it to verify and find out that it's cocaine.
• 43:23
  Speaker 8: So what Yah.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: And his real name is Tim Dick. I changed that
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: name too for going for going to prison. You sure, dude, well.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: In prison names find you.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: I don't think you really get to choose your nickname
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: in prison. Brandon Routh is forty five today. He was
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: in Superman Returns. I think he was what Superman won
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: and done. Unfortunately for him that that was that one
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: was not well received.
• 43:54
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: We've also got Steve Burns, the original host of Blues Clue.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: He's fifty one today. He left the show to begin
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: a highly successful music career, and that obviously didn't quite
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: pan out, so kind of I kind of feel bad
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: for him.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Did you see?
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: It was actually fairly he did. He went on I
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: don't know if it was Instagram or TikTok and did
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: like a live thing and it was actually sweet. The
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: number of people that were, you know, oh my god,
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: you know I grew up on you. Now I'm you know,
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: mom with two kids and everything else.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: Wow, that's gonna be when you're trying to start when
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: you're trying to be a rock star. That's nice to hear.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it like it is. It is kind of hard
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: to shake your past. I mean, if you're known as
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: the host of Blues Clues, it's kind of hard to then,
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: you know, move on into like the death metal scene.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: And I have no idea what genre of music he
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: was going for, but that's that's that's that's a tough transition, man.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, from kids show to rock star. Yeah, that suns
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: like that. That should be a movie. That's something I
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: would watch.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean at least And here's the thing. As
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Steve from Blues Clothes, his face was all over the
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: all over it, right, Whereas if you're Barney, you can
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: you're in the suit, you can do whatever you want
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: later because you're not being typecast as Barney the Dinosaur.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: That's Barney's crusts to bear. You can do whatever you
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: want on your own.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is true.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Scott Bacula turns seventy. He is now probably best known
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: as Special Agent Pride on n CIS New Orleans. We
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: all grew up on him as the guy from Quantum Leap.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was that was one of my favorites. I
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: just like the that was a great concept. Like, I
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: don't know, they'll probably did they already reo reboot that.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: I think they did.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: They did it as a TV show, yeah and it failed.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, same with mcgiver, like they rebooted that, and I.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Now mcgiver at least went on like three seasons.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Giver actually mcguiver did, okay, went on or two or
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: three seasons.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Tray is right, we'll give you, will give you three seasons.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean mcgiver gave us mcgruber, so that is.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: And now now Kathy Bates is Mattlock, Oh, I know,
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: And I think Murder she Wrotes coming back?
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Is it really?
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Well, if they're bringing all those back, then I'm my
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: grandmother should be showing up any minute now.
• 46:29
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  Speaker 1: I don't think this is it. Nope, that's not it. Hangout, hangout,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: there we go. You guys, remember a couple of weeks
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: ago at the road show and I told you about
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Luke Bryan's new Hulu series.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's the series that features never before seen performances
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: by some of the biggest stars of country music.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: As in it kind of like behind the music of
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: the stories behind the songs.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Very much, very much so.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah it is.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: It's what Luke Brian's going to be doing, is uncovering
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: the secrets, the hidden inspirations, and the personal moments that
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: shaped the music that you love. It's a show that's
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: called All Country. It's actually called It's All Country. It's
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: going to be on Hulu and it is going to
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: be hosted by none other than our very own Luke Brian.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: And I told you. I'm sorry. Luke Brian told you
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: a couple weeks ago at the road show that there's deep, deep,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: dark secrets inside the world of country that he's going
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: to uncover, most of which is that country music as
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: an entire genre is affront. It's a cover for rampant
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: murder and mayhem. So while the show is called It's
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: All Country, the real name is It's All Murder. Starting me,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Luke Bryan. Hi, I'm the host of your new show
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: on the Hulu called Oh wait, hang on, let me see.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: That's twice.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: That's a hell of a punch line.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: You can't beat that. Let's see if he comes back.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: No, he made himself disappear.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. I think it's because the setup is
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: a little wonky. Is that there is there?
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: He is?
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: All right, man?
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: What you what you do? Luke?
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: I almost did the impossible. I'm used. I'm used to
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: making others disappear, but not.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: There.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: That's better. Now we're talking, all right, now, let's start
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: this dumb bit over. I'm Luke Brian.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: Hi, Hey you buddy.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I'm the host of the new Hulu series It's All Country, which,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: as I've now told you, should actually be called It's
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: All Murder starring me Luke Brian.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: Hi, Hey, but I.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Am going to tell you and uncover all the dirty, dark,
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: murderous secrets and the inspirations of the country music that
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: you love, one song at a time, one deadlick artist
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: at a time. For example, in one of our episodes,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you about George Strait and his
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: hit The Fireman. You may think you know what that
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: song's about, but really he was doing Piro at the
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Great White Concert years ago. Also, I know how you
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: all love your Conway Twitty right met too. I mean, god,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: I kind of looked like one of his offshoots. Well no,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: not all of us can get Daddy Twitty's every good quality.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: You know, I got the height. But you know, you
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: guys know Conway Twitty his big hit love to Lay
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: You Down. Yeah, that's because he was the p Diddy
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: of country music, all.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Right, oh Conaway or poor everybody else.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: And I'm not sure if you're aware, Raj, I mean,
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: I know, I'm sorry, Raj. I know, I know you
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: grew up in Mesquite. I look, Brian, I know you
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: grew up in Mesquite. So were you even familiar with
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Gary Stewart?
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: You know his big song She's Acting Single inn Double Yes, well,
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: the original track was titled She's Acting Single and I'm
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: shooting double.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: AWTs you you've you opened my eyes to the U
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: the city underbelly of country music.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: That's the point of the show. Rad I'm glad you're
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: catching on. Also, I gotta tell you about Shania Twain.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, sure, she looks like Canada's little sweetheart. Right,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: it's like fit in your pocket and taking her everywhere
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: you go because she's just kind of hot. Uh. But
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: you know her big hit, man, I Feel like a woman. Yeah,
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: you know Buffalo Bill and Silence of the Limbs that
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: was based on her. See, he's from a deep dark
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: You're gonna find out my new show.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: Who knew?
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I did.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm telling you I'm diming all these m efforts, uh,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: including a good nature John Denver. See y'all think that
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: he's a good old boy, right, Yeah, he's one of
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: the worst. You know hit John Denver's big song, Country Roads,
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: you know, take Me Home, West Virginia. Oh, Country Roads,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: West Virginia. That's where he hit all his victims. He
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: seems so nice exactly. That's the point. I sing nice too,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: but I'm a murderous bastard.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: What is your song about it? Oh?
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: I've got a few, Like I was telling Tray the
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: other day, you know my one of my I lots
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: of big hits that are about murder. You just don't
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: know it. But like the song it says, I'm just
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: gonna sit here and drink a beer. So like in
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: the song it talks about I'm gonna sit right here
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: on this pier and drink a beer and remember you,
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: that's about death. That's the part.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: What you don't know is I'm the one that did
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: the killing. And also killing makes me thirsty, so I
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: sit down and drink the beer.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: Did you throw her off the pier and then drink
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: a beer.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: A couple of times? I mean, I don't judge how
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: you get on on a Friday night.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: That's a Friday night for you a fun one too.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, not for the victim and all, but but
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: that's what makes it fun for me. Oh and uh,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: by the way, I haven't even told you about one
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: of the worst of the worst of all of us.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: That's Reba McIntyre. You know that, you know, fancy, Yes, yeah, Well,
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: you know Riba was the pimp that Conway got his
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: girls from.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Now that was a white party.
• 54:45
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